One time back in high school, I attended a model U.N conference on the unification of Germany, and I played Nietzsche. Aside from doing a bunch of fun bullshit (Nietzsche was on opiates at the time when this conference was going on, so I got to pretend to be insane [we built a wall around France and made them pay for it]), the model U.N guys were holding a candy-gram sale to raise money. Basically, you buy some candy for 5 bucks, you write a message to a person, then the head of your conference would read the message out loud to everybody. So I bought this Q.T who was the King of Prussia a candy-gram that said
"Roses are red
God is dead
Life is meaningless
Enjoy the chocolates"
Why am I telling you this? It's Christmas morning, I'm mildly drunk, and that was one of my favorite high school memories
[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 16:55:16 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
This is just as offtopic as your comment but I have a similar story.
Back in high school, my state history class held a model conference to demonstrate the limitations of the Articles of Conferation. I represented the state of Vermont. Nobody in the class wanted to take the conference seriously, so I joined forces with the representative of Maine and pushed a joint proposal to invade Canada. I even explained how we would move forces, planning to encircle and siege Ontario while sending a separate detachment to raid New Brunswick. Now, because nobody else cared and just wanted to leave class, plus due to the issues with the Articles of Confederation, my friend and I figured it would fall flat. Instead, everyone approved it, and my teacher said "This is the first time I've actually seen the Articles of Confederation work right in this class".
My friend and I spent the next two months updating each other on "the war" at the beginning of every class, until the joke was finally run into the ground.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 15:29:29 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
And King Fredrick the Great of Prussia, the enlightened despot who brought prosperity to his kingdom and held a 5 front war against 4 major powers and allies
brewlaay · 278 points · Posted at 10:38:05 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why is the teacher holding a pregnancy test at the boy?
hammer1717 · 363 points · Posted at 11:21:59 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
They never said WHY she resigned
[deleted] · 28 points · Posted at 03:06:47 on May 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
More like IMPRISONED for CHILD MOLESTATION
hammer1717 · 25 points · Posted at 03:09:21 on May 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
It took you four months to get the joke?
[deleted] · 15 points · Posted at 03:11:45 on May 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ye
browseabout · 11 points · Posted at 08:10:12 on June 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
u/resigned😂😂
r55r44 · 3 points · Posted at 02:35:36 on June 18, 2017 · (Permalink)
I thought it was a straight razor for some reason. Maybe they deleted the murder suicide panel?
Dippofix · 237 points · Posted at 10:21:31 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
With every day we stray further from god's light.
ZBRZ123 · 74 points · Posted at 13:20:35 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
God is dead, and we have killed him.
StrangerJ · 96 points · Posted at 14:12:57 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
One time back in high school, I attended a model U.N conference on the unification of Germany, and I played Nietzsche. Aside from doing a bunch of fun bullshit (Nietzsche was on opiates at the time when this conference was going on, so I got to pretend to be insane [we built a wall around France and made them pay for it]), the model U.N guys were holding a candy-gram sale to raise money. Basically, you buy some candy for 5 bucks, you write a message to a person, then the head of your conference would read the message out loud to everybody. So I bought this Q.T who was the King of Prussia a candy-gram that said
"Roses are red
God is dead
Life is meaningless
Enjoy the chocolates"
Why am I telling you this? It's Christmas morning, I'm mildly drunk, and that was one of my favorite high school memories
[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 16:55:16 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
This is just as offtopic as your comment but I have a similar story.
Back in high school, my state history class held a model conference to demonstrate the limitations of the Articles of Conferation. I represented the state of Vermont. Nobody in the class wanted to take the conference seriously, so I joined forces with the representative of Maine and pushed a joint proposal to invade Canada. I even explained how we would move forces, planning to encircle and siege Ontario while sending a separate detachment to raid New Brunswick. Now, because nobody else cared and just wanted to leave class, plus due to the issues with the Articles of Confederation, my friend and I figured it would fall flat. Instead, everyone approved it, and my teacher said "This is the first time I've actually seen the Articles of Confederation work right in this class".
My friend and I spent the next two months updating each other on "the war" at the beginning of every class, until the joke was finally run into the ground.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 15:29:29 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
I appreciated it
TRUMP_IS_A_CUCK_69 · 1 points · Posted at 20:34:53 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
/r/comedycemetery
[deleted] · 29 points · Posted at 06:57:49 on December 26, 2016 · (Permalink)
You really aren't one to talk
Greatmambojambo · 103 points · Posted at 11:42:29 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
The most infuriating thing about this pic is that it lacks fucKING
Nayfen_94 · 64 points · Posted at 13:07:58 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
And Wan-King
StrangerJ · 65 points · Posted at 17:46:54 on January 11, 2017 · (Permalink)
And King Fredrick the Great of Prussia, the enlightened despot who brought prosperity to his kingdom and held a 5 front war against 4 major powers and allies
LordFerrock · 59 points · Posted at 13:06:15 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
WHAT'S THE REAL ANSWER HUH TEACH
041744 · 62 points · Posted at 13:28:56 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jesus and Stalin
Chaos20X6 · 47 points · Posted at 15:46:02 on December 26, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is it just me or do Indian shitposters have a fetish for kids being smart asses to their teachers?
Waryur · 34 points · Posted at 21:34:51 on January 15, 2017 · (Permalink)
We used to about 5 years ago.
Indian meme sites all read like American meme sites from 2009.
allhailbobevans · 30 points · Posted at 04:45:11 on January 26, 2017 · (Permalink)
The one that started at all...
NathanTheJet · 11 points · Posted at 04:16:55 on January 27, 2017 · (Permalink)
/u/BasicallyADoctor
-Tilde · 87 points · Posted at 07:23:42 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
For the amount of times this has been reposted, it's still surprisingly good quality.
trelian5 · 34 points · Posted at 09:50:29 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
I have to disagree
LordFerrock · 83 points · Posted at 13:06:40 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think he meant the image hadn't gone to jpeg hell
trelian5 · 23 points · Posted at 14:13:18 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ohhhhhhhh.
-Tilde · 12 points · Posted at 20:16:53 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yup, the meme is still shit lol
Tringamaster · 9 points · Posted at 18:59:22 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
Posting Laughing Colours is cheating.
OepinElenvir · 4 points · Posted at 18:46:48 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
The teacher looks like she is holding a knife and if he answers wrong she will kill him. Yet she resignes !
Gaerrott · 5 points · Posted at 09:34:06 on December 30, 2016 · (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/oL_5E42Qd8w
youtubefactsbot · 7 points · Posted at 09:34:26 on December 30, 2016 · (Permalink)
bot info
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 06:07:25 on May 12, 2017 · (Permalink)
DAE
SploonTheDude · 5 points · Posted at 12:09:56 on April 25, 2017 · (Permalink)
If it's Indian History- Akbar the Great and Qutub Ud Din.
OepinElenvir · 2 points · Posted at 16:29:06 on December 25, 2016 · (Permalink)
Laughing Colours once again...