Thanks for the morning laugh! "Like that but cat" 😂

"Say "NO" to shit pedalling wank merchants"

Is this some sort of subliminal message?

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There's a black and white cat been shitting in my garden, I can email it to this person if Tommo doesn't come back. It's like this but a cat.

When Trolling is done right, it’s hilarious. Which is what it should be. Not abusive or threatening. Just funny daft humour.

Oh man, that cheered me up. Especially the bit where he needed telling there was no point taking a picture of his cat when it came home because then it wouldn't be the dead cat.

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Say "NO" to shit peddling wank merchants.

<Redacted1> posted:

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I have just found a cat In the road it has been hit by a car and has died I am looking for its owner so if anyone up highroad well lane or near is missing a black and white cat (think its male) please could you contact me ... Or if anyone knows how to dispose of a dead cat not belonging to myself that will also be helpful information thanks in advance

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<Redacted2>: Does he answer to the name Tommo? Mine missing two days now, usually indoor cat

<Redacted3>: wont answer to anything as its dead

<Redacted2>: Oh sorry i see. You got picture of when he was alive? I see if my cat

<Redacted4>: why would you picture of the dead cat, surley you would put up a pic of your cat then ask the question is it this one, this would be so much quicker and cause no distress to everyone on facebook having to look at a poor defenseless dead pet

<Redacted5>: How would she have a photo of when it was alive? She's just found the poor cat dead.

<Redacted2>: Yea sorry i realise
My cat not here so cant take picture. Will take one if he come home

<Redacted6>: Confused 🙄

<Redacted7>: if it comes home you wony need to take a picture as its obv not yours then lol

<Redacted5>: If he comes home, it's pretty safe to assume he's not the cat in the post.
Glad I'm not the only one!

<Redacted8>: This has been the best thread ever.
Apart from the dead cat thing.. obviously

<Redacted9>: Was just going to say that! 😂

<Redacted10>: Omg <redacted>

<Redacted11>: when your cat went missing 2 days ago, did you do a Facebook post including a photo asking if anyone has seen your cat?

<Redacted2>: Still no cat so i cant take picture. I google similar one and poat

[Redacted2 sends a stock photo of a black and white dog].

<Redacted2>: Like that but cat

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That was a rollercoaster. At first I though he was just struggling with English, then I though he must be incredibly thick, and then it turns out he's had everyone. Bravo to him, good trolling.

This is my favourite thread since a season ticket holder at Millwall tried to buy his own seat, and got upset that the club wouldn't sell it to him, because it was taken, by him.

"Like that but cat"

Lost it, well played

Finally a decent picture of the missing cat.

My cat went missing a year or so ago. He sauntered back in eventually but we spent a few days putting up posters round the area. One of the phone calls we got was 'Hello? Yeah, I'm just ringing to say I haven't found your cat.' I've never been able to decide whether it was a pisstake or a fuckwit.

r/kenm

This surely HAS to be someone trolling?

Halifax pride!

Honestly made my day, I haven't laughed so hard in a while

You okay Tomo buddy?

I almost screamed at the dog at end. Jesus christ!!

This all fell apart for me at the point it looked like a cat owner didn't have a million photos of their cat on their phone, ready to show anyone who asked, as well as anyone who didn't.

Source: am cat owner.

My wife spotted something similar on our local town Facebook group:

"Found a cat, took it to local vet. If your cat is missing, call them."

"Sometimes cats wander around, and then return home by themselves. Why didn't you just let it go? "

"The cat was dead."

Is his name Ken M?

What the fuck i live super close to that street

There's some idiots live here.

We allow these people to vote.

Why do I keep seeing people from my fairly small home town all over reddit?

Brilliant Watermark mate

Ken M goes by many names these days

I must be getting old when blatantly trolling a dead pet post isn’t tear-inducing hilarity for me like it apparently is for some of you. This just isn’t even remotely funny to me, ugh

Trolling is a art.

We don’t have much in Halifax, The Piece Hall and now this. Incredible

X post to r/insanepeoplefacebook , you have struck Karma gold

I fucking love Yorkshire me

I love my town sometimes

"Mate, I had no choice in this. What's this fucker been smoking?" - random catdog posted to FB.

Thank u for this hahahaha

I don’t have Facebook because it’s full of mongoloids. But why do people post comments with just a tag of someone’s name? Can’t they just link the fucking thread in a PM?

Might be worth cross posting in /r/oldpeoplefacebook

Not sure if I want this to be real or not...

That guy is a star!

The cat is in the post.

People are STUPID

I'm in awe. How can someone so dense survive to adulthood.

Like that but cat

Obviously he was trolling lol

Say “NO” to shit pedalling wank merchants!

"myself" oh for fucks sake

Kevin?

Top notch trolling right here

Jin Yang is that you ?

r/notKenM

“Like that but cat”

Holy fuck I only live 11 miles from Halifax

Schrodinger’s irl

Local residents pages are all the same and always full of gems - never as good as this though

Like that, but cat, and possibly dead.

This is the best thing I've seen during my 6 months on Reddit.

Absolutely brilliant.

Anyone got a non-imgur mirror?

/r/notKenM

I’m in that group, made a nice change from biddies moaning about the cobbles in the piece hall being replaced

This made my day!!! Not the dead cat of course. This is the best.

Press F to pay respects for kitty

So KenM lives in Halifax

/r/NotKenM

Loving the watermarks

r/NotKenM

a poor defenseless dead cat

Wut