the great mystery has been solved

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ zyyp ยท 40088 points ยท Posted at 20:05:09 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)


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thosakwe ยท 3469 points ยท Posted at 22:09:19 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not all plankton, only phytoplankton.

1337_Degrees_Kelvin ยท 549 points ยท Posted at 23:11:24 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

True, though his green coloration is likely a result of the presence of chlorophyll, which is created by chloroplasts. From this information we can deduce that Sheldon J. Plankton is, in fact, a member of the autotrophic group of aquatic microorganisms known as Phytoplankton.

fuzzypyrocat ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 01:44:00 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But we know that Plankton is 1% evil and 99% got gas. Thereโ€™s no room for chloroplasts

Killerrip ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 01:56:30 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
big_babushka ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:30:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Genius fucking meter

detecting_nuttiness ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:25:04 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you I spit out my beer all over my keyboard. That was fucking hilarious.

Derpex5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:35 on April 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Chloroplasts are evil

SpongeJosh ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:50:42 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Except Plankton himself has stated that he is a zooplankton who feeds on his phytoplankton relatives known as "cousin marvins" or "dumb marvins".

ElagabalusRex ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:43:30 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's extra-canonical, the voice is all wrong.

Deftly_with_a_wrench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:03 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I noticed when he was talking about everything eating zooplankton. Still educational though

thosakwe ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 23:11:45 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well said.

Seavommie ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But wrong. Plankton is a copepod, he's a detritivore.

thosakwe ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My whole life has been a life!

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:50:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I was you but changed bodies so now my life is no longer a lie!

OrsonSwells ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 01:23:12 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, plankton has a jellybean-shaped body, a single eye, and a pair of long antenna, making him a copepod; a tiny, planktonic crustacean. They eat whatever floats in the water that they can fit in their mouths.

Plethodoncinereus ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:46:29 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

More truths.

1206549 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:17:22 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm also sure sea sponges aren't square and that starfish don't have their mouth on one of their arms. Also, fish don't have legs.

usernamefortheweek ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:37:20 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Look at this marine biologist over here, telling us we are wrong.

Deathmage777 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:36:15 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

When the show was made by a marine biologist

notaredditthrowaway ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:13:22 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't SpongeBob a regular dish sponge?

redmercurysalesman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:24 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure regular dish sponges don't live in a pineapple under the sea

Mrwhitepantz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:45 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

How many dish sponges have you seen down there though?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:55 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta be

whizzwr ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:39:47 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But wrong. Plankton is a copepod, he's a detritivore.

small crustacean

Wait, wait.. you're saying Sheldon J. Plankton is Eugene Krab's distant relative?

Plethodoncinereus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:46:12 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He speaks truth.

pomponazzi ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 00:35:25 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You better stop making words up cuz

corgi_on_a_treadmill ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:43:59 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Did you know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

eddie_koala ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:22:20 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Are

DINOSAUR_ACTUAL ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:07:34 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nah man, that guy is a calenoid copepod. Eye spot, big antenna, it's all there. Dude's a zooplankton.

jc5504 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:26 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Unsubscribe

dundurty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:05 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Ohaireddit69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:34 on October 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™s a copepod tho- heterotrophic

PurpleWasHere ยท 1878 points ยท Posted at 22:18:26 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not ๐Ÿ‘ All ๐Ÿ‘ Plank ๐Ÿ‘ ton ๐Ÿ‘ Pho ๐Ÿ‘ to๐Ÿ‘ syn ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ sis๐Ÿ‘ !!

tl;dr #NotAllPlankton

amyyyyyyyyyy ยท 743 points ยท Posted at 22:57:36 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Photosynthesize*

_demetri_ ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 01:49:32 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

PhotomakingGAINS !

wowmannihao ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:29:56 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

eggscrabblingGAINS !

KidArceus ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:23:33 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He's right there are phytoplankton and zooplankton

midnightrunningdiva ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:46:54 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

PhotosyntheBRO

_you_know_my_name__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:26 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

FTFY

FlaccidOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:13 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No he used the correct tense.

Cheesemeyo ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 02:17:49 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

notmyplankton

PrettyTarable ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:31:11 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No hashtag, no updoot

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:20:41 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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DANNYSTU ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:26:36 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You clap after every syllable

Phailadork ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:48:58 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You ever hear an angry black lady sassily say something slowly while clapping in between each word?

inky95 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:53:22 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No.

Phailadork ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 05:53:46 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Then you truly haven't lived.

Smellsliketurtles ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:04:33 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Talk about staring down the barrel of a gun, amiright?

DoomSayer42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:55:30 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Are you right?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:39:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm left

geogoose ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:01:18 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
three_funny_kurlzz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:14:32 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Excuse me! (Claps hands) #notallplankton

Linux-Nick ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:44:46 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say this. Thanks from all of your fellow biologists

Guoldisney ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:53 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He is a zooplankton: a cyclopoid copepod. And to be fair they are very picky on what they eat!

SuccessfulMumenRider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:28 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well Krabs and Plankton phytรธ[plank]-a-ton! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ”ซ

qcassidyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:49 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And not all light, only sunlight.

SalemWolf ยท 2115 points ยท Posted at 00:23:54 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I just thought it was because he was poor as hell.

ChristTHK95 ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 01:20:55 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

poor as hell

Yet he has the money to made all those fancy technology and over-the-top weaponry. Talk about terrible financial management.

[deleted] ยท 403 points ยท Posted at 01:33:07 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Tfw you realize North Korea is Plankton

Jrook ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 02:09:28 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck is the secret formula?

JackP133 ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 02:24:45 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Capitalism

MegaFanGirlin3D ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 04:18:29 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not high enough for this shit

Noratek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:03:41 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

How about now?

candacebernhard ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:55:54 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Dude... you're totally right. Krabs sells perceived, not actual value. lol

Molysridde ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:24:38 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Refracted light

big_babushka ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:30:58 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ravioli

Gemini_19 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:21:21 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Global respect.

akcruiser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:55:15 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Katy Perry

shitsfuckedupalot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:23:17 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Carrie Parrie

mynameis_neo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:10 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hallucinogens.

Badmonchaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:28 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Obviously nukes

FDC500 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:31:09 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Inb4 North Korea tries to sneak into China to steal their secret nuke recipes

Peter_Spanklage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:04 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You're now a moderator of r/TheChumBucket

JaqueeVee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:29:32 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does this make Spongebob Trump?

Cloud_9 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Usually a cause of poorness

vezokpiraka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:32 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

His wife is the one with the money.

gypsywhisperer ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 01:40:05 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was because his wife was a computer so she couldnโ€™t cook

ZeMoose ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:23:03 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's because he hunts artificial people for a living.

Zack0Holic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:33:02 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Cells interlinked

94savage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:28 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I thought this was it. And he was just pretending to eat

Whippr ยท 926 points ยท Posted at 00:48:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It is, whoever made this is just trying to sound smart while at the same time missing the actual joke

tripacer99 ยท 1202 points ยท Posted at 02:19:01 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand SpongeBob SquarePants. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of marine biology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also SpongeBobโ€™s Cartesian outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Meditations on First Philosophy by Renรฉ Descartes, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Spongebob truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Patrick's existencial catchphrase "No, this is Patrick," which itself is a cryptic reference to Descarteโ€™s philosophical proposition โ€œI think therefore I am.โ€ I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Stephen Hillenburg's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Spongebob tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

kiloPascal-a ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 02:26:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Cartesian outlook

I see you.

Kitchen_accessories ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 02:37:27 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

ZAP!

the_boar45 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:36:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I see yooooooouuuuuuu

kovacks ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:19:37 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

sorry i don't have a phd in marine biology. care to explain?

kiloPascal-a ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 03:38:56 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Cartesian coordinates are also known as rectangular coordinates. Square like Spongebob.

kovacks ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:56:40 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

oh we call them rectangular coordinates in spanish, it's not very common though. guess that's why i didn't see the connection

CurrentlyNude96 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:28:47 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was rectangularo coordinateso

kovacks ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:32:25 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

witch translates to rectangular coordinates

PixelPuzzler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:58:04 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And Cartesian also refers Renรฉ Descartes' philosophical works again, making it a double references. I'll give them credit, that was very well done.

inky95 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:56:42 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I appreciate the effort you put into the conversion of this copypasta.

spiciernuggets ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:36:00 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Masterpiece

Wow-Delicious ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:08:41 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Copypasta my friend.

mainzy ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 02:44:47 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You know I just read almost the exact same comment but it was about rick and Morty instead of spongebob.

R4finha ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 03:00:23 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It is a copypasta

[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 03:09:39 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand copypastas

testearsmint ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 03:25:05 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand copy pastas. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of internet shitposting most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also a shitposter's structuralist outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from The Savage Mind by Claude Lรฉvi-Strauss, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike copy pastas truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in a shitposter's structuralist catchphrase "To be fair, you have to have a very high level of IQ to understand..." which itself is a cryptic reference to Lรฉvi-Straussโ€™s philosophical proposition โ€œThe scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he is one who asks the right questions.โ€ I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shitposter's genius unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools... how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a 4chan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

tripacer99 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:27:17 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

META

TheQueensFuneral ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:21:19 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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BobThingamy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:21:31 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I feel like we've witnessed the R&M shitpost singularity here.

mainzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:59 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ahh OK that makes sense

katanaking90210 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:06:39 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Whoever made this obviously gets the original joke and just went a little further for the sake of making content

democracylater ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 01:48:42 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And Plankton isn't even the type that uses photosynthesis. A grasp at a joke that would be funny, were it actually true.

Obi-Tron_Kenobi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:00:07 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Jokes can be funny even if they aren't accurate.

Pinkist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:04:51 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
lancebaldwin ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 02:06:47 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He's not a phytoplankton.

offlebagg1ns ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:49:45 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Because jokes cant work on multiple levels

Acronomicon ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:08 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean not this one

Teirmz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:09:33 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, the creator is a marine biologist so...

Acronomicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:25 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah man underwater fires

-Best_Name_Ever- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:01:46 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Except that the creators are self aware of that gag.

Gioseppi ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:51:26 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Idk could be both. The creator of spongebob was a marine biologist so thereโ€™s a lot of little accurate details folded into the show.

Acronomicon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:23 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah like having fire underwater or a talking bubble

extreeemweenie ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:01:04 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

the post itโ€™s self is a joke...

GrandMa5TR ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:50:09 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Then I guess we need to swap /r/IamVerySmart and /r/FanTheories.

RichardpenistipIII ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:24:10 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You mean like exactly what youโ€™re doing?

Cronoadvan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:51 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He's so poor he can afford sentient computers and holograms. I'll go with OP's reasoning.

cthulhu_my_lord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:41 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This fits both r/woooosh and r/iamverysmart

me_funny__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:08 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But how can you have holograms if you are poor?

treebeardsbeard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:00:41 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it's because his wife is a computer.

fezzyness ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:12:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Por que no los dos?

The show is filled with hidden messages.

Jabnin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:02 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And this isn't one of them. It's reaching way too far. It's a clever, coincidental observation.

papulako ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:08 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I THOUGHT THE FUCKIN SAME

Bendrake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:16 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s fair, a lot of poor people have hologram machines.

SalemWolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:42 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean...it's a cartoon.

GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:31 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well it's his own damn fault that he gave his restaurant the worst name possible. I don't even know how he managed to stay in business for so long.

SalemWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:17 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is the Krusty Krab really that much better of a name though?

GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:04 on October 28, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Touchรฉ

Floppy4Skin ยท 407 points ยท Posted at 23:26:51 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But he's a zooplankton.

Illier1 ยท 298 points ยท Posted at 02:18:56 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Sponges also usually don't wear pants. I get the feeling this show isn't supposed to he accurate.

[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 02:42:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Khoryphos ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:36:54 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What? Pizza on pineapple man, that's where it's at. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Jenysis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:48 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not in Tasmania

Rizzpooch ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:59:21 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

sigh.

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DrizzlesOfCastamere ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:25:01 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Wow do you explain campfires and showers under water?

AWarmHug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:49 on March 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ironically (kind of) the creator Stephen Hillenburg was a marine biologist

ZincHead ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:26 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You're missing the point of the post. The fact that he is eating light is supposed to be an analogy for the actual biological processes of the real world version of Plankton. If his real world equivalent isn't even photosynthetic, then the analogy is completely lost and the post is entirely meaningless. Plankton eating light is no longer a clever metaphor but now just a simple 1 dimensional joke.

We all know the show is not a real representation of reality, but there are some references which are supposed to be based on the real world.

Zombie_assassin7 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Boom fact

shamshamsham ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:28:32 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Sound of my heart

bransontsn ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:50:12 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The beat goes on and on and on and on and

MACKSBEE ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:06:58 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What do zooplankton eat?

JoocyJ ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:18:20 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Each other. Or random debris

Guoldisney ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:36:23 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Phytoplankton (microalgae).

AeroKong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:03 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

zoophilia

Guoldisney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:20 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yes a cyclopoid copepod. And to be fair they are very picky on what they eat!

[deleted] ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 00:53:38 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

oh i thought it was cuz his wife is a computer

LickyBoy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:11:44 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's why Spongebob lives in a pineapple.

Edit: facts

raineybot ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 00:57:50 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was because his wife was a computer and that's all she could make lmao

BayonettaBasher ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 22:03:21 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

From season 3, episode 41a (The Algae's Always Greener)

magicmermin ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 22:34:21 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks dude (bot?)

barberererer ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 00:22:27 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

god.

magicmermin ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:43:47 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Savior

HuntBoston1508 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:33:07 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

good god

dittbub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:53:31 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

bad god

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:22 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Praise Sithrak!

haikubot-911 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:14:51 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely a
god bot, a gรผt bรถt, a hero in
the 01100101 01111001 01100101 01110011 of our times.

ChristTHK95 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:21:08 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks Karen

scottdawg9 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:05:03 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

How? I LOVE SpongeBob and can usually remember which episode a picture is from, but the season and exact title? Bless you though. Could be using your powers to change the world but you use them to help us with SpongeBob memes.

BayonettaBasher ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 02:21:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I eventually memorized the titles, seasons, and numbers through frequently checking the Wikipedia list for new episode announcements when I was a kid. I read that list back and forth so many times that I had it all down by the time I was 8 or 9

And in regards to the last part, you are indeed true, although I think SpongeBob memes change the world enough :)

ZU_Heston ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:24:31 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

thats a super power

scottdawg9 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:30:51 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What about all the new ones? I haven't seen any new episodes really, the show got weird after the movie came out forever ago.

BayonettaBasher ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:34:31 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I know those as well, since I didn't start watching the show until a couple of years after the movie. Most of the newer ones are at least pretty decent aside from seasons 6-7, those seasons were quite mediocre

DannyMThompson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:07:25 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

How can I ask this without being an asshole...

Are you good at math by any chance?

BayonettaBasher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:21 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty solid at it I'd say.

Mayitachan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Good not bot

Teh_Scaredy_Cat ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 02:00:16 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But in the episode doesn't he almost immediately show that he can't eat it, and say "why can't we have some REAL food"

Acronomicon ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 04:09:35 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah op missed the joke by going 2deep4u

canesminior ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:38:15 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

OP didn't make this. Saw this a long time ago.

bossbozo ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

OP stands for Original Poster, so in a sense OP did this, and it was OC

canesminior ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:02:07 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well then this is not P's OC.

bossbozo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Correct

DannyMThompson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:39 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Or you missed that this is a meme and not a thesis in actual plankton.

Opticjuiceyjuice ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 21:24:41 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's deep

commander_nice ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:29:21 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not too deep or the light won't reach.

Der_Aussenseiter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:20:35 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This must be what enlightenment feels like.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:25:05 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

signore_piteo ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 00:57:35 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
you_will_never_guess ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:16:42 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Like that one scene in Blade Runner 2049

GruesomeCola ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:11:08 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

First thing I thought of in that scene, it's so weird there's no way it isn't a SB reference.

DannyMThompson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:54 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Plz explain

GruesomeCola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:45 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The main character at one point essays a holographic meal.

SloppyInSacramento ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:58:22 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEpost

dzairi3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:04:09 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™s a zooplankton not a phytoplankton. So he doesnโ€™t eat that for energy. He eats it because he has no customers and is poor.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:48:51 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean it isn't sunlight so it wouldn't really do much for photosynthesis.

FlikTripz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:06:04 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ok Iโ€™m freaking out here...Reddit says I upvoted this, and that the post is only 5 hours old, but I definitely remember upvoting this like 2 months ago...

nooeh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:13:28 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:05:13 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This guy watches Rick and Morty

Keenzzz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:09:53 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I'll repost this next week. Can someone cover for the following one?

mynamekerold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:06 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He's a copepod fam

Mrxcman92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:13:48 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Holographic food, only freind is a AI program. Plankton is K from Balderunner 2049!

jstock23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:02 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Haha when that happened all I could think of was "holographic meatloaf again??"

mainzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:26 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well TIL, I also thought it was because he was poor. I know in a few episodes he made a lot of money but I figured he spent that money on his inventions and Karon 2.0

hermenaut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:01 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Holograms are made with lasers of narrow spectrum, meaning his diet may be insufficient. Not sure how much of the spectrum he might need. Houseplants typically need the full range.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:07 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Kinda similar to how people repost for karma? Similar to the likes of Plankton huh?

KeeperOfCoats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:22 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was his version of a ketchup sandwich

digzreddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:36 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Inquiring minds have gotten their answer!

headbiscuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:46 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nice, mystery solved.

MrWittyFinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:51 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

If I could give you gold, I would

SnowHeadTemplar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:46 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think only phytoplankton photosynthesize. Plankton is a sentient animal so heโ€™s a zooplankton, not a phytoplankton.

Dabernacle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:13 on March 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TheNippleViolator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:53 on October 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Mindfuck

comedycalorie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:40 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

all my questions were just answered

shudduh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:41 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Tha fuck just happened???

TouringTest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:34 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Also, might explain why his restaurant sells horrible food.

Alarid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:07 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

the beer is for the lack of fulfillment in his life

violocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:11 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

lol i thought he was just broke

infernalspawnODOOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:21 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And a beer, because sometimes a man's got reason to drink.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:01 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Mind=blown

grapesdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:13 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He owns the Chum Bucket which is unsuccessful because chum is dead fish meant to attract sharks.

VoiceofLou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:45 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa.

dredpiratroberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:15 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does spongebob ever actually eat anything??? Heโ€™s a sponge

DownVotingCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:08 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Rick and Morty ain't got shit on Sponge Bob.

gunsandposies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:46 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Geniuses. Wow

Gandalfthegreyyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:04 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I had always thought Karen made them and since she was electronic that's all she could do. ๐Ÿ˜‚

BimTalch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:44 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

we can act like plants! Photosynthesis...

Gwuc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:10 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Plankton was a replicant.

Luci_b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:46 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Blew my mind 0.0

OuterXist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:27 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I hope plankton don't get cancer, otherwise the Krabby Patty Formula will be safe forever.

callmescott17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:55 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I wish someone would have explained this to me when I was a kid!

Pm_Me_Your_Boobs7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:44 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Woah, i always thought it was because he was too poor to afford food and felt really bad for him!

Daxuran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So is Ryan Gosling plankton?

jedavu_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:31 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yhea science, bitch!

asskimmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:53 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And how some people talk really loud to sound smart. "CORRECT!"

aboyisnoone_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:26 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

ohhhhhhhh snap

PM_ME_GIFTCARDS_PLS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:03 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

but it wouldnt produce any UV rays

2thEater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:21 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

BOOOOVSHH. BOOOVSHH. BOOOOVSHHHH. Brain explode

Imphmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:13 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, He just with the struggle

Batwyane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:02 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Zooplankton eat plankton that eat light tho

SortedBiographer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:31 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Photosynthesis requires suns UV Rays not just any type of Photons

BaconBoy991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:30 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Woke af

theChinStrikesAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Word

4chan_i_regrett_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is it weird I was thinking about This episode in my science class today

ThomYorkeSucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:00 on December 26, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is that why the food at the Chum Bucket is so bad? Because Plankton literally has no taste

Samsorizon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:25 on March 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then why he drinkin regular-ass soda

idoubtitdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:40 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

or, ya know, he's poor

serenityvalor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:02:38 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I wondered about this episode for so long.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:11:57 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
s0nsh1n3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:20:25 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to enjoy spongebob...

Conf3tti ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:31:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Meatloaf is fucking gross.

feluto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:45 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You're gross

tulutollu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:48:56 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

treestick ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:54:33 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
mugofjoe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:10:18 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

how do you explain the soda

MagicJava ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:27:14 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is it a UV holograph machine?

JC_LoveForAll ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:44:17 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

wow. I'm speechless.

IBOSSWOLF ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:48:48 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ive been watching spongebob for the last 8 hours. Great to see this.

Oasishurler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:17:48 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The average Rick and Morty fan iq arenโ€™t half that of a true goofy goober.

Cool_Dudet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:22:17 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So fucking clever!

ScottCunthon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:32 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt the writers of Spongebob are that intelligent or creative.

RDubz75 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:56 on October 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MIND BLOWN! Saving this.