Have you ever picked up a hitch-hiker?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MD786 ยท 2435 points ยท Posted at 23:35:40 on December 13, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*


My friend and I were pulling onto the highway yesterday when suddenly a Mexican looking kid waived us down and ran up to our window. He was carrying a suit case, the big ones like we take on international vacations and it seemed as if he had been walking for a some time. Judging from his appearance I figured he was prob 20-21 years old. He asked us if he could get a ride to "Grayhun". We both looked at each other and understood that he was saying Greyhound, and the only Greyhound bus stop in town was at this gas station a few miles down the road. It was cold and windy out and we had some spare time so we told him to jump in.

Initially thoughts run through your head and you wonder... I wonder whats in that suitcase...is he going to put a knife to my neck from behind the seat... kilos of coke from Mexico because this is South Texas?... a chopped up body?...but as we began to drive I saw the sigh of relief through the rear view mirror and realized this kid is just happy for a ride. When we got to the gas station, my friend walked in and double checked everything to make sure it was the right spot but to our surprise the final bus for Houston left for the day. The next bus at 6:00 p.m. was in a town 25 miles over. We tried explaining this to him, I should have payed more attention in the Spanish I and II they forced us to take in High School. The only words I can really say are si and comprende. My friend and I said fuck it lets drop him off, and turned to him and said " listen we are going to eat first making hand gestures showing spoons entering mouth and we will drop you off after" but homeboy was still clueless and kept nodding.

We already ordered Chinese food and began driving in that direction and when we got there, he got out of the car and went to the trunk as if the Chinese Restaurant was the bus stop. We tell him to come in and eat something first, leave the suitcase in the car. He is still clueless. When we go in, our food was already ready. We decided to eat there so he could eat as well. When the hostess came over, she looked spanish so I asked her I was like hey listen we picked this guy up from the street, he missed his bus and the next one is 25 miles over can you tell him that after we are done eating we will drop him off its ok no problems... and she was kinda taken by it and laughed, translated it to the guy, and for the next 10 mins all he kept saying was thank you. After we jumped into the car, I turned to him in the back and was like listen its 25 miles, I'm rolling a spliff, do you smoke? He still had no clue, but when we sparked it up, and passed it his way he smoked it like a champ. He had very broken English, but said he was from Ecuador and he was in America looking for a job to make money for his family back home. Like I said he was prob 20-21 years old. Shorly after, we arrived at our destination, and said farewell. Dropped him off at some store where he would have to sit on a bench outside for the next hour.. but I did my best. I hope he made it to wherever he had to go.

My man got picked up, fed sweet and sour chicken, smoked a spliff and got a ride to a location 30 mins away. I hope he will do the same for someone else one day.

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rightdeadzed ยท 974 points ยท Posted at 05:38:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up numerous hitchikers but one in particular stands out. His name was Garth. Garth was a hell of dude with a hell of a story. This is the encounter between my friends and Garth.

After graduating high school, myself and 4 friends decided to take a long road trip over the summer and Glacier National Park was our Mecca for the trip. We found ourselves camping in the middle of nowhere in the woods of NW Montana, some 25 miles north of Missoula. We camped illegally and got drunk and stoned and pretty much stayed up all night.

In the morning, I woke up in the drivers seat of my car to see some dude walking by in the road which was 40 yards away from our campsite. The guy walking couldn't see us just passing by but I could see him. I was still half drunk so I decided to yell at him, not even thinking that it could be the owner of the land that we were illegally camping on. He did a 180 and stared straight at me and began walking towards me. He had a single backpack, a big tree limb for a walking stick and looked exhausted and hungry. He looked like the Big Lebowski mixed with Saul from Pineapple Express but acted like someone who had just had their ass kicked, mentally and physically. He looked like someone had suck his soul out of him. My friends had heard me yelling for him so they had stirred awake to find to their surprise, Garth sitting in one of our lawnchairs eating our stale Doritos like he hadn't eaten anything in days. We would later learn that was actually true.

It was about 10 AM by the time we decided to leave the campsite and head back to Missoula to find food. Garth hopped in the car and began to tell his story of how he ended up in the middle of nowhere Montana. He sat shotgun and talked while my friend sat behind him, ready for Garth to try to kill us or something crazy. The story that Garth told us was fucking crazy. It basically went something like this. Some dude he met in Missoula promised him some work on his land. Apparently, the guy bought some land and needed some trees and brush cleared so he could start building a house. He said he would let Garth stay on his land for the night and meet him their in the morning with some tools and some food so they could work all day to clear this brush. Well, one day went by, then another.....and another and another. The guy never showed up and Garth was on this guy's land for 5 FUCKING DAYS WITH NO FOOD OR SHELTER. He luckily had a stream of water on "his land" that Garth drank to keep hydrated but catching food was next to impossible. He said he could hear coyotes very close to him at night and one morning he woke up to a Bull Moose 30 yards away from, snorting and stomping it's hooves on the ground, ready to charge. Garth ran up a tree and stayed there for the rest of the day.

He said he didn't want to leave the land because he had no idea where he was and he was hoping that the guy would show up to take him back to town. It wasn't until this particular morning that he said he was so hungry and cold that he thought he was going to die if he didn't start walking somewhere. Garth said he started following a logging road with the hope it would lead him somewhere. He had been walking all night with no signs of anything. He actually thought he was walking in circles. He said that the coyotes were howling and he was the most scared he had ever been in his life. We were the first sign of people he had seen in almost 6 days.

After told us this story we were said we wanted to buy him a lunch and some beers and a coat. He immediately declined...he seemed embarrassed by the situation, especially because some 18 year olds were going to buy him this stuff. We understood where he was coming from but this guy just had 6 days of hell in the woods and he deserved a hot meal. He finally said he would eat lunch with us so we took him to a chinese buffet were he ate down 4 fat plates, LIKE A BOSS!

After lunch he asked us to take him to the homeless shelter in town so he could get a shower and get a bed for the night. We agreed and took him across town to drop him off. The car ride over was quiet, mainly because Garth dosed off, probably from his exhaustion. He was still sleeping when we got to the homeless shelter. We woke him up and he thanked us a million times and stumbled into the shelter. My friends and I were floored by his story. We didn't say much as we hit the road north to Glacier National Park, until we noticed something on the floor by the front seat. His fucking BACKPACK.

We were 40 miles north of town and didn't even think about what to do. We pulled over and turned around to take his backpack to him at the shelter. We contemplated opening it for a good 15 minutes. We thought it would be wrong and that we wouldn't want someone to do that to our pack. But our curiosity got the best of us and we decided to open it. Garth was to EPIC to not find out what he had in there to aid in his wilderness adventure. We joked about what would be in there - a bloody knife, a head, some sort of body part. What we found was truly unbelievable. We found out that Garth was Bi-Polar and Diabetic based on his medications. He had some oral glucose gel to combat his low blood sugar, a blood sugar machine and zoloft (anti-depressant). It blew my mind that this man, a diabetic would even think about staying in the woods for this long while knowing he was a Diabetic. We also found a notebook that had some sketches and writings, mainly about his travels around the pacific northwest. I wanted to read more but we had reached the shelter to return his pack.

Garth was a fucking man if i had ever met one. We thought he could use a little help so we put $100 in his pack before we gave it back to him. He was inside sitting at a table when we arrived with his pack. I held out the pack and just said, "I think you forgot something man". He stood up and ran over to me, grabbed it and then gave me a huge bear hug and started crying. He told me, while he was hugging me, that he thought that he had just lost everything he owned after we dropped him off. It was weird but I felt like I had to hug him back, so I did. He followed us back out to our car and thanked us again and offered us a cup of coffee, we declined and said we had to be on our way to get there before dark. He understood and even offered to take a look at our car's oil and other stuff before we headed out! We said no, said goodbye and drove off to the corner.

We were stuck at a traffic light and I could still see him in the review mirror, probably 50-60 yards behind us. He knelt down to dig through his backpack. He took out his glucometer, his notebook and then the $100 we had put in there. He saw it and started running after us, either to thank us or to try to give it back. The light turned green and we drove off before he got to us. I stood out the car window gave him a wave and a Peace Sign. He responded with a salute and the biggest smile I've ever seen. We drove off and we never saw him again.

This was our encounter with Garth, the world's manliest hobo. Wherever you are Garth, Godspeed my good man!

isN0mz ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 06:19:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I knew it was gonna be a rockin' story when you said the guy's name was Garth.

hogiewan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:47:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have a son, but I never considered the name Garth. I think I will have to break it to the wife that we need to have another boy so that I can name him Garth

hearforthepuns ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:01:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Party on, Wayne.

menicknick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Party on, Garth. Er, uh heartforthepuns.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Party on.

Haploid_Cell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed. And it could have totally gone the other way if the guy said his name was Carth.

VeryLittle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A man they call Garth!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I imagined Garth from the Office but a bit more manlier.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:52:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I kept thinking Garth from Wayne's World. Either way, fucking great story! My mom had picked up a few hitchhikers when I was young, until my dad made her quit. I've always been in long relationships where the girlfriends wanted no part in doing such an act. Now that I've recently became single, and read all these fantastic stories, damn right I'm going to pick up a hitchhiker.

brenobah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

isn't that Gareth?

balathustrius ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 08:10:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so damn glad I read this far down the page.

goodbyegalaxy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed, one of the best stories of the thread.

[deleted] ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 08:51:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is so awesome I'm considering changing my username.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:56:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
armper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Change it to pro-Garth

Dawbs89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:02 on April 17, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

wow, he really did it.

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 08:35:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This shit needs to be at the top, or in a submission of it's own somewhere. Thank you for sharing. Garth fucking rules.

Zippytuna ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 07:18:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That made me cry.

whatevers_clever ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:33:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No onions involved. Legit tears. Not from sadness but just to know someone could be this amazing and other people could be this amazing towards them. LETS ALL HUG PEOPLE. EVERYONE HUG. RIGHT NOW.

Hrodrik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:14:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In my case, like a girl.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:35:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ditto

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:35:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ARE YOU CUTTING ONIONS?!

Crystaleyes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:55:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, that could almost be made into some kind of movie. You're a great story teller, btw. Now I'll wonder what ever happened to him, too!

Dunbeezy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:53:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm really glad you typed all that, and I'm even more glad I read it. Awesome story, dude. This bowl's for you. [4]

alpacaBread ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:26:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This was really a great story, I just have one question. How did Garth get to that plot of land to begin with?

rightdeadzed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The way he told the story to us, he made it seem the guy drove him out and said he would return later in the day or morning with tools and stuff. He said it kind of like this "Well the fucking guy dropped me off and said he'd back after awhile". I never really asked why he didn't pay more attention to the way there so he could walk back into town. Or why he didn't bring a tent or anything (obviously didn't own one, but why didn't he ask the guy for one and I don't think he expected to be there for a night). He said there was a tarp that was over a pile of wood that he would sleep under.

die_troller ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:52:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You, and your friends. You guys are fucking awesome. If you come to London ever, my spare bedroom is yours.

8bitlove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:26:13 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So is my... ehm... spare... phew... space... Fuck it, there is no spare space if you live in London. Still, my not spare space shall be yours!

Luckyone1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:37:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Such a crazy cool story, when i hear things like this i wish there was some way i could get a hold of this guy and offer him some legit assistance like a place to crash and help finding work.

cmlow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:43:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great story, man. Just out of curiosity, did you take him to the Poverello House? I've picked up hitchhikers quite a few times in my travels in Montana, and have had a couple want to be dropped there.

rightdeadzed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Very well could have been. I honestly didn't pay attention and we were only in Missoula for 2-3 days so we weren't real familiar with the area. Luckily my friend's cousin lived in Missoula and showed us around town for the 3 days we were there

NoVultures ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:46:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Amazing story my friend.

It shows that no matter where you are, who you are, or what you have become, kindness continues to shine a long way. Thank you.

Why do we have war still?

ufsandcastler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

By Far one of the best stories I've read on here. You and your friends are true good people.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:26:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was a good story. Garth was lucky to meet you, you're good people

kaiju ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:12:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

mahousive upboat for the wanderer Garth

tomdotcom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:30:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for posting that, put a smile on my face first thing in the morning!

twpbassist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:49:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You my man are why I still have faith in humanity.

midri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:10:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You could totally turn this into a heart felt indy movie...

belandil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Party on, Garth

johnnygrant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:21:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

great story bro...is it just me, or some of these reddit stories will make for great short movies

wherever Garth is right now, I hope he is at peace...

eib ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great story and everything, but one part stood out: "we took him to a chinese buffet were he ate down 4 fat plates"

Don't EVER feed anyone this much if they haven't eaten in days, mainly because of this. You can unintentionally kill someone because of this.

rightdeadzed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I didn't even think about that but he did eat some of our stuff at our campsite a couple hours earlier. He also had oral glucose (like sugar gel) for his diabetes. So that has come caloric and nutritional value.

wefarrell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure if 4 plates of Chinese Buffet after 6 days of fasting was such a great idea.

All joking aside, there are few things in life more beautiful than the kindness of strangers. I've had to rely on in many times before so thank you stranger.

MuscleBlend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Garth seems like a real hero.

I have a strange hitchhiking story. I was 16 and worked at an apartment complex as a maintenance man. I didn't have any real skills so I really was more of a janitor than anything. I drove a 4 door toyota hand me down from my family and one day on the way home from work, I turn to get on the highway ramp and I see an older woman with a suitcase. I pull over and she happens to be going to the exit past the one I was headed too. I let her in and she puts her suitcase in the back seat.

She began to talk and she seems a little on the crazy side. She kept telling me that she was starving, and I told her I would buy her some food. She didn't seem homeless, and she stated she was on the way home from work. She also told me she was 25, but no joke she looked like she was 35-40.

I get off at her exit, and we stop at a sonic. I bought and she was really thankful. She did try to pay for it and did pull out a small amount of cash. After we ate, she told me where she lived, it was a bigger trailer park pretty close to the highway. I pulled up to her house and she said I could come in and she would smoke me out. So I was like okay...

As I was walking up to her trailer my heart was racing. We walk in and the place was pretty messy. Sink filled with dishes, the trailer reeked of weed, and clothes were all over the floor. She turned the tv on and packed up her piece, she took a hit and handed it to me. I chilled and we began to talk for a little bit more. I told her I better get home, and she said thanks for the ride, blah blah. Well, as I was putting my jacket on, she grabbed my dick and straight up asked me if I wanted a bj?

Let me add to the story, at this point in my life I have never had anything like this. I have only kissed girls. So I accepted and to this date it was the best bj I've ever had. After wards, I zipped up, we exchanged phone numbers, and I left. I remember getting home and dinner was on the table for me, and as I ate it my heart was just racing and I was thinking what the hell just happened?

To add to this story, over the next few years I would continue to driver her home about 4-5 times a month. I eventually lost my virginity to her. I lost touch with her when I went to college. Strange I know...

GreenPINEApples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whats the deal with Hitchhikers and Chinese Food?

passDfyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's people like you who give me faith (back) in humanity.

goshadlx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

awesome story!

lsd_29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Garth....what a story... Omg

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You should have put a towel in his backpack. After all a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

Brainstream420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking awesome!

powerphail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That put a big smile on my face, what a cool guy.

lurksReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for this story. :')

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I want you to be in my wolfpack.

MisterSlippery2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Upvote, upvote, upvote. This story is very heart warming! You guys are true Americans. People helping people, thats what its all about. Thank you very much for being so awesome to someone less fortunate than the rest of us.

crunchyvowels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Someone start writing the screenplay.

2percentright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wait....how did he get on the dude's land to meet him in the first place?

Skrabblez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's stories like these that makes me forgot all the negative things in the world. Nice to know there are still some super nice and helpful people out there!

ikoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

... and that's how Garth Brooke became a country star!

God bless you man for your kindness! You have spun a cycle of goodness!

Replicannot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me the chinese food buffet you took him to was HuHot. I know it's Mongolian and a franchise, but it really is the best buffet in Missoula.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what's this salty discharge from my eyes???

whatagwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
sandervdbroek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why are people down voting this?

scrt23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Damn! Now that's a story!

piaband ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

badass

freakyhaijiki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Epic tale sir, thank you.

kaett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

fucking onions in my cube.

LelanaSongwind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was one hell of a story, and thank you. You are truly good people!

peanutsfan1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:29 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa. That's... amazing. If you ever come by CT, my house is your house.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:43 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

this story is amazing, i want to meet garth

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Im_Irrelephant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:02:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

TL;DR They were camping out in the woods, when Garth, a super-ninja homeless guy, appeared out of nowhere. He said that he was abandoned by his sensei, and that he needed a ride to the local training facility where he could stay for a while. So when they dropped him off and drove away, they realized that he left his backpack. They looked inside and there were ninja stars, kimonos, etc. So they turned around and went back. When they got there, they slipped $100 in his bag. He was so happy that he gave one of them a massive bear hug. Well worth the read.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That made me cry... the part when you opened up his pack and went through it, what was up with that? Just because you consider yourself and your deeds to be "good", you get to do whatever else you want?

And if your story was fiction, it was a very poor literary device as well, so take that.

[deleted] ยท 994 points ยท Posted at 04:57:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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brownboy13 ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 06:07:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Real life karma!!!

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:21:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You mean this is not real life?

myatworkaccount ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is a fantasy?

bitingmyownteeth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:51:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
tloxscrew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is text.

faitswulff ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 08:38:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Today, you. Tomorrow, me.

Chucmorris ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:42 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

beat me to it.

faitswulff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:29:07 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Here's an upvote anyway.

scoops22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:32:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

But tonight, you!

Velnich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:14 on December 19, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Today, you. 2 years from now, me.

Redpb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

thanks Angel

Crystaleyes ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:03:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What goes around really does eventually come around. Great story, it goes to show we all really are connected in one way or another.

God_of_gaps ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:45:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, that was a coincidence. It's still nice to be nice though.

Churn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:22:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's still nice to be nice though.

nice.

tummybox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WTF God?

gomexz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:38 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've always said, we are all in this together, so we might as well make it easy on one another. We are all connected. We should act like it.

fatnino ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:00:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i would quit drinking from gas cans too

eponymous_anonymous ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:31:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

gbhall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:39:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hope you're not lying.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:08:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Kick ass story!

vvvladut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:30:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I read this and enjoyed it.

mattimeo_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Today you... tomorrow me.

triceracop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard it called DUI and DWI, but never DU double I.

jeffhopper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:24:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Driving Under Insane Influence

BlueMunky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit, I didn't even notice that.

McVader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

....Andy?

I had a roomate in college named Andy, had a Ford Ranger, dash board didn't work, he had to guess when to fill it up and had a very similar story.

SoulfulMusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Shapple! Pick me up!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I did...great story

blotsm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:27 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you should make this story longer and add a third part in which the vw guy picks you up again a year later and is raging drunk.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:08:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha cool reminds me of when I was a hitchhiker. Some dude raped me with his dick and balls and cut my head off

[deleted] ยท 683 points ยท Posted at 02:38:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My husband and I were leaving the grocery store and witnessed a big dramatic mulch theft. Yes, someone grabbed a bag of mulch, tossed it in their jeep and sped off, tires squealing, jumping curbs...it was confusing and hilarious. The high school clerks were mostly indifferent, but there were a couple employees freaking out and running after the jeep. Then we turn around and there is this girl standing there with her jaw hanging open, and holding a box of donuts. She just looks at us and says/demands "I need a ride. I don't know why he just did that. That's my cousin." The employees who were freaking out, kind of turn and start coming toward her now that the jeep is gone. So we were like "uh..ok lets go." She lived like 2 miles away in the mobile home park, sure enough the jeep was parked in the drive. For some reason her cousin just totally ditched her for a $4 bag of mulch.

freeballer ยท 451 points ยท Posted at 05:35:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Disregard women, acquire gardening supplies.

[deleted] ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 16:32:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck hos, get hoes?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:31:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's worked out for me so far. Just replace gardening with hydroponics and we are good.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:51:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Profit?

qwertycoder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yes of course profit one cousin spent on 1 bag of mulch AND he got the cousin back anyway so yeah, you could say that.

CoreyWhite ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 04:01:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Everything about this situation is hilarious. That poor girl!

lovehate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:26:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Happy birthday. :)

RickDaglessMD ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 04:04:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is the most amusing story in this thread. Mulch is pretty fantastic, but what a jerk. At least be subtle when you steal gardening products...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i swear you can make mulch out of garbage. maybe im mistaken.

rudetrooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:54 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Its called compost

ReallyCoolNickname ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 03:53:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like something from Trailer Park Boys...

kartoos ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 05:54:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Shut up Ricky

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:06:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

FUCK YOU Lahey.

Hey Lahey. Knock Knock.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:41:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You can fuck right off.

673_points ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:10:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cigarettes boys... cough em up

B1ackmath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:30 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Two smokes for being so fuckin' stupid, let's go!

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:14:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny because I live where TPB is filmed and I could totally see this happening here.

woohhaa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:34:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Then they go sell it in front of the liquor store next to Phil Collins mackerel stand.

cadmiumgrey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:57:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I roll with my kitties and I'm hard as fuck!

Grimsterr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Growing up poor, and in the South, and having spent quite a bit of time in trailer parks (visiting, not living, we had land for our trailer, 10 acres). People always think I'm joking when I say "TPB is more like a documentary than a fictional comedy".

I grew up with 2 dudes who are Ricky and Julian to a T, some highlights: tearing ass around a pasture with "Julian" in my granddad's truck and jumping terraces and getting it up on 2 wheels cutting circles more than a few times. We all built a fire in a drum and started throwing old (and not so old) aerosol cans in there and letting them blow up. We'd get showered with sparks and coals and shit, then throw another one in there. Growing weed in the woods pastures and fields around the area. Making moonshine. I guess I was sort of the Bubbles of the group, except I have great eyesight and hate cats.

since1882 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, I've grown up in the rural northeast, but same deal, part of what makes TPB so great is that it's a bit exaggerated but overall pretty accurate representation of the funny side of living poor in rural north america. I know so many people and have had so many experiences that could be featured in that show without any embellishment and not seem out of place.

[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 03:15:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

LOL! Some cousin...

[deleted] ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 04:16:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yeah. Who rats out on family?

anotherkeebler ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:58:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Who ditches family at a crime scene?

boneseh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

She obviously needed a ride

pillage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

At least he didn't pester her about going bowling or playing darts.

bready ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:00:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hope you got a doughnut out of the deal.

jackarroo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:29:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit they have mulch?! I can get another cousin!

phixion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:35:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

girl standing there with her jaw hanging open, and holding a box of donuts.

anyone else think of Trigun?

lukeatron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, there's no hitchhiking in this story but it has a drive off theft and hilarity.

My brother and I are walking into a mall in Cincinnati, just north of the Kentucky border. It's the week after thanksgiving which is important because a bunch of back woods Appalachian types make their annual pilgrimage from the hills into the "big city" to go Christmas shopping. You see people that are obviously living a life that you would never imagine could still exist today.

We're walking towards the main doors of JC Penney and there's a completely beat ass 30 year old muscle car of some sort idling at the curb. When we're about 10 feet from the car a guy comes busting out of the doors with an entire display rack of jeans, followed by a bunch of employees giving chase. He throws the rack into the open door of the car and jumps in head first but he only gets about half his body inside leaving his legs hanging out. The woman driving starts laying rubber with gusto making a wide counterclockwise circle through the lot (i.e. with the passenger side to the outside of the turn). The guy is hanging on for dear life as the G force tries to rip him from the car. Pairs of jeans are tumbling out and littering the parking lot. He ends up with almost his entire body outside of the car and sticking straight out, suspended by centrifugal force. They get to the other side of the parking lot and the car slams on the brakes. The dude goes tumbling.

At this point we're just cracking up right in front of half a dozen bewildered employees. But it gets even funnier. The guy gets up shambles back into to the car picking up a couple pairs of jeans as he goes. The car again starts peeling tire, swerves a bit then slows down. The driver's door opens and we see the guy shove the woman driving out the door who now has her turn tumbling across the pavement (covered in snow so it wasn't that bad). The guy floors it, drives over a fairly substantial curb that sends the car bouncing around violently, drives through a wimpy fence and onto the highway. The woman gets up and runs through the now perforated fence and disappears.

My brother and I look at each other, make some remark about Kentucky then walk past the employees into the store. When we left an hour or so later there were several cop cars parked out front with the woman who was driving sitting in the back of one.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:26:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WOW. That mental image was amazing...then when it cannot get any better, he throws out his getaway driver, wtf?!

mulch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:42:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This story terrifies me.

Kornstalx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for sharing this :)

d07c0m ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:12:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Donuts are awesome.

coldisthevoid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:51:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm assuming this happened in the States. Where exactly? I just imagine ho-bunk town in middle America.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:19:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You got it, little city in Indiana!

chiggers ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:26:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me it was in Southern Indiana. I grew up down there and sounds exactly like what happens when people are bored on a Saturday night.

Another activity: stealing roadsigns and mounting them on the side of cattle.

rhoner ยท 7475 points ยท Posted at 02:36:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Just about every time I see someone I stop. I kind of got out of the habit in the last couple of years, moved to a big city and all that, my girlfriend wasn't too stoked on the practice. Then some shit happened to me that changed me and I am back to offering rides habitually. If you would indulge me, it is long story and has almost nothing to do with hitch hiking other than happening on a road.

This past year I have had 3 instances of car trouble. A blow out on a freeway, a bunch of blown fuses and an out of gas situation. All of them were while driving other people's cars which, for some reason, makes it worse on an emotional level. It makes it worse on a practical level as well, what with the fact that I carry things like a jack and extra fuses in my car, and know enough not to park, facing downhill, on a steep incline with less than a gallon of fuel.

Anyway, each of these times this shit happened I was DISGUSTED with how people would not bother to help me. I spent hours on the side of the freeway waiting, watching roadside assistance vehicles blow past me, for AAA to show. The 4 gas stations I asked for a gas can at told me that they couldn't loan them out "for my safety" but I could buy a really shitty 1-gallon one with no cap for $15. It was enough, each time, to make you say shit like "this country is going to hell in a handbasket."

But you know who came to my rescue all three times? Immigrants. Mexican immigrants. None of them spoke a lick of the language. But one of those dudes had a profound affect on me.

He was the guy that stopped to help me with a blow out with his whole family of 6 in tow. I was on the side of the road for close to 4 hours. Big jeep, blown rear tire, had a spare but no jack. I had signs in the windows of the car, big signs that said NEED A JACK and offered money. No dice. Right as I am about to give up and just hitch out there a van pulls over and dude bounds out. He sizes the situation up and calls for his youngest daughter who speaks english. He conveys through her that he has a jack but it is too small for the Jeep so we will need to brace it. He produces a saw from the van and cuts a log out of a downed tree on the side of the road. We rolled it over, put his jack on top, and bam, in business. I start taking the wheel off and, if you can believe it, I broke his tire iron. It was one of those collapsible ones and I wasn't careful and I snapped the head I needed clean off. Fuck.

No worries, he runs to the van, gives it to his wife and she is gone in a flash, down the road to buy a tire iron. She is back in 15 minutes, we finish the job with a little sweat and cussing (stupid log was starting to give), and I am a very happy man. We are both filthy and sweaty. The wife produces a large water jug for us to wash our hands in. I tried to put a 20 in the man's hand but he wouldn't take it so I instead gave it to his wife as quietly as I could. I thanked them up one side and down the other. I asked the little girl where they lived, thinking maybe I could send them a gift for being so awesome. She says they live in Mexico. They are here so mommy and daddy can pick peaches for the next few weeks. After that they are going to pick cherries then go back home. She asks if I have had lunch and when I told her no she gave me a tamale from their cooler, the best fucking tamale I have ever had.

So, to clarify, a family that is undoubtedly poorer than you, me, and just about everyone else on that stretch of road, working on a seasonal basis where time is money, took an hour or two out of their day to help some strange dude on the side of the road when people in tow trucks were just passing me by. Wow...

But we aren't done yet. I thank them again and walk back to my car and open the foil on the tamale cause I am starving at this point and what do I find inside? My fucking $20 bill! I whirl around and run up to the van and the guy rolls his window down. He sees the $20 in my hand and just shaking his head no like he won't take it. All I can think to say is "Por Favor, Por Favor, Por Favor" with my hands out. Dude just smiles, shakes his head and, with what looked like great concentration, tried his hardest to speak to me in English:

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

Rolled up his window, drove away, his daughter waving to me in the rear view. I sat in my car eating the best fucking tamale of all time and I just cried. Like a little girl. It has been a rough year and nothing has broke my way. This was so out of left field I just couldn't deal.

In the 5 months since I have changed a couple of tires, given a few rides to gas stations and, once, went 50 miles out of my way to get a girl to an airport. I won't accept money. Every time I tell them the same thing when we are through:

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

tl;dr: long rambling story about how the kindness of strangers, particularly folks from south of the border, forced me to be more helpful on the road and in life in general. I am sure it won't be as meaningful to anyone else but it was seriously the highlight of my 2010.

*edit: To the OP, sorry to jack your thread, this has nothing to do with Hitch Hiking. I sort of thought I could just get this off my chest, enjoy the catharsis and watch the story languish at the bottom of the page. Glad people like hearing the tale and I hope it moves you to be more helpful in your day to day. *

Frankocean ยท 902 points ยท Posted at 04:57:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"hoy por ti, maรฑana por mi"

Thank u , thank u, so much for writing this, Im mexican (born and raised) and it hurts so bad how my people is viewed outside at times, by the narco war, inmigration and many problems, I think americans are afraid of us. But we mexicans in general are fucking cool people, who view americans "gringos" (wich is not a racist term btw) as neighbors and friends.

I remember one time me and my mexican friends defending americans that where being beaten up by some fucking cholos from east l.a or some stupidity like that. This guy ask Godoy, a friend, "why did you defend us? where fucking gringos."

He said, "because we are the real face of Mexico, not those fuckers."

THank u so much, PM where you live, I can send you some tamales,mexican recipes and anything you like from my country.

rhoner ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 05:11:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's all a media thing. I love Mexico and up until the recent narco nonsense most people I know had a pretty favorable view of Mexico, too. I have spent a lot of time in Baja and the people there are amazing. Having come from a small farming town up here, and having worked the orchards too many summers than I want to think about, I can also attest to the quality of people that make up the migrant work force. Where Mexicans get a bad name is beyond me... I think my country and the people here need a little bit more of what makes Mexicans who they are.

Thanks for the offer of tamales but you shouldn't keep your secret recipe secret! Spill it... tell us all the secret to your tamales.

Frankocean ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 00:28:46 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Ok Here it is!!..straight from my moms!.

Ingredients.

1 kilo of corn flour. 300 grams of pork lard. 4 chiles (big ones) well cooked and without the skin 750 gr. of either, pork,chicken or meat in strips, ropes, threads, the word in spanish is deshebrada, but I didnt found any good translation. half a kilo of tomato, and well chopped onions (algo 500 gr) jalapeรฑo chiles strips, ur call on the amount. 1 can of peas. 4 carrots well chopped in juliana style * 4 potatoes also chopped in juliana style * 1 spoon of chicken consomme Oil, in the right amounts. Tamale papers made from corn.

Ok so you basically, blend the chiles with their cooking water, and let them cool off for a while ..... let into hot oil the onion, add the tomato, when it is cooked through and broken up add the meat, the chile from the blander, olives, raisins and sliced jalapeno peppers, season well and leave at the end add the carrots, potatoes, leaving the den to a boil, only to be finished in the tamale bake, form a tortilla dough, fill in the hash, and close the tortilla and place it on a piece of tamale, tie them on the tips and steam cook it for an hour ......

in a saucepan place the cornflour, add the lard until it turns kind of sandy, arenosa, the leftover chile and some meat juice and then knead to consistency ....

note .... the meat broth should be well seasoned so it is not insipid mass ....

*Julian style http://cocinasimple.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cortar-juliana.jpg

And there you have it!, any doubt, my mom would be glad to help!.

Grammar nazi, help a brother out!

Also, hereยดs a youtube video about the art of making tamales, its in spanish butt, the process is universal ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffqDMxdoBFo

dddaaabbb ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 23:49:10 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I rewrote your recipe to try and figure it out, but I'm not sure if I've got it right. Will there be enough water in the hash to boil carrots and potatoes? Where do the peas come in?

Here's what I wrote:

  • 1 kg of corn flour
  • 300 g of pork lard
  • 4 chilis (big ones)
  • 750 g of shredded (cut it into strips) pork, chicken, or other meat
  • 500 g of tomato
  • 500 g well chopped onions
  • sliced jalapeรฑo chilis (to taste)
  • 1 can of peas
  • 4 carrots well chopped in juliana style
  • 4 potatoes also chopped in juliana style
  • 1 spoon of chicken consommรฉ
  • oil, in the right amounts
  • tamale papers (made from corn husks)

Tortilla dough in a saucepan place the cornflour add the lard until it turns kind of sandy add the leftover chili and some meat juice knead to consistency

Filling Cook the chilis well and preserve the cooking water. Remove the chili skins. Blend the chilis with their cooking water, and let them cool Heat oil in a pan and add the onion Add the tomato When it is cooked through and broken up, add the meat Add the chili from the blender Add olives, raisins, and sliced jalapeno peppers Add the carrots and potatoes and bring to a boil Season well. Remove the hash from heat

Note: the meat should be well seasoned so it is not insipid mass

Tamales Form a tortilla from dough and fill with hash Close the tortilla and place it on a piece of tamale Tie the tips of the tamale and steam cook it for an hour

Frankocean ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:06:10 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In case of the water, just iadd a little more if it evaporates to the point of trouble.

In case to the peas, when you add the potatoes, you can also add the peas, so all in the pan can cook in an equal manner and no flavor is more dominant than other :)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:10 on January 19, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

this sounds fucking amazing. i want a tamale now.

rhoner ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:52:44 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

YES! FrankOcean, official ambassador to reddit from the great state of Baja California!

Admins, can we get this man a badge or something?

MissCrystal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I believe that the word you want may be shredded for the meat. Is this how it's supposed to look?

Also, the style you are talking about for cutting the vegetables in English is normally called julienned. Very similar words. :)

Frankocean2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:56 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah MC, thats exactly how is supposed to look, sorry for the late response but I messed up my previous account, so clevearly I set up a new one. Very original of me.

blmurch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:34 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Gracias che!

Frankocean ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 05:39:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All right! its actually my moms, but shes asleep already, will post it tomorrow!.

And yeah us Baja people are pretty damn cool ;)

rhoner ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 05:44:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

From Baja! Awesome, whereabouts? Also, what is a person from Baja called? Bajan? Or does it not really translate between languages?

Frankocean ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 06:57:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeahp, im from Ensenada,so consider yourself at home if youยดre ever around here, and well, I think the name we use is "Baja Californianos", or the very poorly translated "Baja Californians" :P, but hey if you come to Baja often, your family now ;).

rhoner ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 07:15:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah Ensenada, I love that town. You guys do a great job of keeping the cruise tourists sequestered to a small area which is much appreciated :) The ones that don't want to stay in the little area down there by the water get bussed out to some hole in the ground 20 miles away. Genius! The last time I was there I ended up renting a "car" for the day, one of those 4 wheel drive golf cart looking things they rent to gringos. Worst. Idea. Ever. We took off for the hills wanting a good vantage point to take pictures of the harbor. Met some really nice people and, oddly enough, got the craziest haircut by a woman who used only a straight razor on top of the hill in her little salon by the huge Mexican flag... anyway, after we shoot pictures we headed down the backside of the hill and got good and lost a while. Finally we end up in what I would call an alley and it ends... at the damn 1! I go to turn around and there is a real car behind us now so we can't squeeze past. It took me a minute to get the courage but I gunned our little jeep wannabe and stuck to the shoulder for about a mile before we had a chance to get off. Scariest drive of my life! Now I know why they tell you not to rent those things... no top, no seatbelts, drum brakes, and it only goes 35mph. I will not make that mistake again.

Next time I am down there I'll look you up. Need anything from Oregon?

Frankocean ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 08:06:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
rhoner ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 09:00:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'll see what I can do...

metalmosq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Upvote to that sir.

fedja ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:55:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

got the craziest haircut by a woman who used only a straight razor

Haha, that took me back to Arkansas, where I used to get my hair cut in a proper barber shop, staffed by 2 65+ year old identical twins with some army barber tattoos on their forearms.

The first time I was mortified that I was going to lose an ear, but never went anywhere else for a haircut as long as I was in the area. 20% of what others charged, perfect cut, and I was out of there in 6 minutes flat.

LouisCyphier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:07:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

High 5 from Beaverton to you Sir. Awesome story.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:58:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! Sorry to butt in, but I just felt like I needed to say "que onda baja californiano!" I'm from Mexicali, a couple of hours from Ensenada. I'm so glad reddit has a decent image of Mexicans :)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:48:01 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Tijuana redditor here!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:57 on January 5, 2011 ยท (Permalink)
Frankocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:07 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Que pasa hermano!!jejej, vivo aqui en mxli por lo pronto aqui trabajo pero soy de Ens, saludos!.

zombie_ftw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:39:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No fucking way, I havent met any redditor from Ensenada (Im from there too). De hecho no se que porque estoy hablando ingles jaja, vengo llegando de vacaciones a mi tierra natal, tu que onda?

Frankocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

pues yo vivo en ens tambien, y trabajo en mxli y en tj, pero los fines por ahi ando jeje.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:10 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

entonces quรฉ?.. cuรกndo se arma una pedilla redditera?... le caemos al ultra un fin no?

elenano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:45 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

de ens tambien, el bagu es mi carnal

Frankocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:20 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ah ps chingon, aqui estamos a la orden, tu carnal dijo que estaria bien un cotorreo en el ultra, yo le entro.simon

Leky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:54:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So, how about a roll call for redditors in Baja? I'm from Mexicali myself.

Me gusta!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:35 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

woo woo Mexicali! que cosa tan rara, nunca me hubiera imaginado encontrarme a un cachanilla aqui!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Frankocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:32 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

at ur service my man :)

elenano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:54 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

el bagu se la come

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:42 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

elenano solo la chupa

elenano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:53 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

kenfold?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:44:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

They are called bajacalifornianos.

Also, there are a lot of different kinds of tamales. My grandmother prepares the best, BTW.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:51:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That is a truly awesome name for a group of people. Makes Oregonian sound rather dull.

buddahpud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A Bajan is someone from Barbados.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

today I learned...

Saddam_Husseins_Ass ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:52:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Please share on /r/cooking too, if you don't mind. Thanks!

_refugee_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I want you to know, I am waiting on that tamales recipe. Post it up :D

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I will be lurking for a post of these tamales tomorrow!

iguano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for sharing your thoughts here. Can't wait for the recipe!

jpdyno ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 09:57:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely. Here in Australia, TV and Movies from the US is about the whole picture we get of Mexicans... Last year a friend of mine went to Mexico for a part of her holiday, and everyone asked "What the fuck? why? Drug dealers and Bandidos!" (admittedly, me too). She explained how awesome it was and how nice everyone she met was, I realized I'd fallen right for media stereotype and felt like shit about it. Now I hope i get to visit there one day.

Dundun ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:26:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'd fallen right for media stereotype and felt like shit about it

So, after you realized this you probably hopped on a kangaroo and rode to a party where you had shimp on the barbie.

Am I close, Bruce?

BlackLeatherRain ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:42:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I tried eating tamales from a can when I was younger (yes, I know, I know...) and absolutely HATED them and couldn't figure out why anyone would try to eat them.

It wasn't until about two years ago that I realized that you're not supposed to eat that outer corn husk along with the tamale, which is what I had been attempting to do previously. I'll have to try them again some day.

Reductive ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:25:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In the office environment, the folks who work the hardest are often shunned by their peers. It's largely because the hard workers raise the bar, demonstrating that everyone else could be working harder too. Many people are insecure with their own work, but they are also reluctant to work any harder. Also they wonder if unselfish colleagues have something to hide -- they suspect some ulterior motive is driving them.

I think people's negative reactions to immigrant workers are largely related to this phenomenon. Immigrants have it hard back home, so they are willing to work harder for less pay. This scares people, especially folks who already have small skill sets. The fact that having such hard workers boosts the economy and builds up the country doesn't really matter to these guys -- that's why they have to wrap themselves in flags so they don't feel like assholes.

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

very interesting point.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:25:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Your government controlled media makes it a priority to try to convince you that Mexicans are bad people.

Great story rhoner. Choked me up a bit, especially since I'm an (8 )right now. You have inspired me to be more helpful.

Mexican people are fantastic. Traveled in Mexico several times since I was 10 years old and have enjoyed the people immensely.

Frankocean: Thanks for being nice to us gringos, bro.

Frankocean2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:28 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dont mention it man. Hope to do somethings for you one day..hey would you like a mexican charro sombrero?

maybekathy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:10 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"I think my country and the people here need a little bit more of what makes Mexicans who they are." Thank you, I was thinking the same thing as I read many of these posts. Anti-immigration (anti-Latino) racists need a nice big dose. ~ another American who welcomes immigrants

[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 08:09:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Gringo here. I grew up in a rough neighborhood, lots of gang violence, I've been jumped at night a couple times by Hispanics. I've also worked with tons and tons of extremely kind, very, very funny Mexicans. I never, ever saw the gangbangers as the face of Mexico, but as a shithead minority that absolutely any race or nationality could fall into.

Viva Mexico, my friend :)

Frankocean ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 08:18:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks man, thanks to all of you, in this lonely mexican night where I am far from home, you guys made me go to bed with a smile,Im certain that at the end all we have is each other..

Thank you so much reddit and everyone in here.

ikoss ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:13:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Much is owed to the family who initiated overwhelming random act of kindness. God bless you all.

derangedmind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:24 on January 1, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

I used to work as a consultant, and the absolutely BEST gig I did was in Mexico. I spent a few months working at the VW factory, near Mexico City (I forget the name of the city it was in).

The people were fabulous, the food amazing, the scenery amazing.

We were fortunate that we got hooked up at our hotel initially with a great taxi driver who spoke english, and had been a tour guide in the past. He took us out to see the area, explained the significance of the sites we saw.

The people I worked with were by far the hardest working people I have ever worked with -- but also knew how to have fun too.

In_Reddit_We_Trust ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I love Mexicans, and Mexicans are so cool and kind. The first generations immigrants are great people, the problem is the second generation that are gangbangers and give Hispanics a bad name. To clarify it not all second generation are dicks.

the_walrus_was_paul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's great that even though you were jumped by some mexican dudes, you didn't turn into a racist. Many people would have used that to hate Mexican people forever. I applaud you

darksober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:50 on December 23, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The problem is not that everyone in Mexico or anywhere is like that. Most of the world is fine, is just the few fucktards that ruin it for everyone else. Every country has a few of them

ian_510 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 06:24:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

there are more Mexican Redditors, I don't feel so lonely anymore. :)

Frankocean ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 06:58:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Viva Mexico, ian, faltaba mas pues!. And Viva Reddit!.

stufff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:16 on May 6, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

And Viva Pinata!

nahuDDN ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 08:39:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

/r/mexico is full of us, come check us out!

broccoli ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:06:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Where are my mexico city ENTs

mojitoix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:35 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

I've been asking this to myself a lot lately.

Ent right here

Mexico city, right here.

Larga vida a las bachas.

josezzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:12 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

mexico city right here. smoke weed airyday

xtracto ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:49:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

a huech! as in the real world (r) we are slowly but steadily invading our long lost territories until we can claim them our own again hehe.

ยกViva Mรฉxico!

ian_510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:11 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't want to seem like a nationalistic douche bag, but upvote to all my Mexican hermanos y hermanas.

chrisyfari ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:48:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

510... is that your area code?

ian_510 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:45 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I currently live in San Francisco but i was raised in Oakland :)

MADDIEWATCHESYOUFAP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Mexican female chick here. :]

HyperRocketGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:31 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yays! Me too!!!! <3 :)

Frankocean2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:30 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

From where if you can tell?? you username made me lol big time!

sadkin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cool! there is another mexican redditor here :)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:01:18 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I <3 TJ

lawfairy ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 06:19:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Some of the coolest, kindest, awesomest, hardest-working, loveliest-accented people I've ever met are Mexicans.

Also you guys make some of the best food in the universe. Mexican food -- REAL AUTHENTIC Mexican food, not that Taco Bell processed food-imitation crap -- is the nectar of the gods.

Frankocean ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:58:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks man!, I dont want to brag but my mom does this awesome green enchiladas melted with cheese..heheh, a little torture for ya there.

daisy0808 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:18:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so envious. :) I'm from way up North in Canada, but am blessed that a lovely Mexican woman and her husband (from Newfoundland) started the best Mexican restaurant here in Halifax. They make all their food from scratch, and her beef tacos are absolute heaven. She inspired me to make my own flour tortillas (which I didn't realize are fairly easy to make...) I also love her salsa that is made with tomatillos...Hard to get here, but so amazing!

I think I may have been Mexican in a former life. I love the flavours of this cuisine - I could eat it every day. :)

mojitoix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:16 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

A Mexican owned mexican restaurant in Halifax?

REALLY?

That almost makes me wanna go and find a pub that serves canadian beer and putine here in mexico city.

: (

lawfairy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You evil, lucky bastard...

Frankocean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:39:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
Tesseraktion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:18 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Enchiladas Suizas eeh? que chingรณn!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:03:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Taco bell is considered Mexican food? TIL..

sara_b ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 07:27:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I understand that "hoy por ti, maรฑana por mi" directly translates into "today for you, tomorrrow for me," but when people say it compares to the american phrase "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." I feel like the american phrase has a more negative connotation -example- 'i'm only doing you a favor in hopes to get something in return.' Where as the spanish version sounds more like a postive connotation, like 'I know you would do the same for me' Am I correct on this? because that's what I was getting... :/

Galuda ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:52:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think the more appropriate American phrase would be "pass it on" or "give and you shall receive" (if I'm not mistaken this is a Christian phrase). In Hindu it would be Karma.

The back scratch would have implied that he gave him the 20.

netcrusher88 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:30:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Pay it forward. It's an idiom I really like and don't hear much, but people usually understand it.

funkybside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:46 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You got it. Still heavily in use over at BadgerAndBlade, where experienced wetshavers frequently give away great gear to newbies simply because it was done for us when we got started.

sara_b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

right, that's what i was thinking, thank you!

elsagacious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:20:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i agree.

MissCrystal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:42 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think it translates, at least in my mind as "Today I'll help you, because tomorrow I may need the help myself." In the sense of "I can feel myself in your shoes, and I know it must be rough, let me help you out, because the worst could happen to any of us."

Tesseraktion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:31 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that's it.

horncologne ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:18:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! Real Mexican recipes yay! I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd love to learn more about the real way to make Mexican food ... /now_hungry

Frankocean ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:27:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh no biggie man, tomorrow I will post my mom tamales recipe and if you have one in particular, just ask.

kankle_king ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:09:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, have you ever met a mean Mexican person? I live in LA and NEVER had! I meet mean Asian people all the time but never the Mexican/Hispanic people are mean

ic3d ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:51:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahaa this is so true! Even old Mexican people... you would think they should be grumpy like every other elderly person but their surprisingly so friendly and kind.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:59:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There was this one lady i worked with when i was a teenager who went out of her way to torment the only other Mexican girl there. She was a total bitch, but eventually they fired her for being a terror in the workplace. And this one dude who used to work at my current workplace. Thinks women exist for his entertainment. But that's only two, and I live in a mostly-Hispanic neighborhood.

the_walrus_was_paul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, Mexican people are hilarious. We have a very good sense of humor. I hate that the media/movie industry have made us seem like thugs.

BlackLeatherRain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:36:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I want to reiterate what has already been said here - yes, many of us gringos are idiots who think all "mexicans" want to do is take our money, steal our stuff and then run back across the border. However, there are also many of us who LOVE YOU GUYS, love your culture, love your language, love your music even though we come from lily-white backgrounds, ourselves. Please know that we exist and we think you're awesome.

phyx726 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:17:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The hardest working people i've ever met were mexicans. my gf lives in oakland and she use to view mexicans as gangsters because the neighborhood was bad, I told her that thats a terrible stereotype. All mexican people that i have ever met have been awesome and I tried telling her this. Well one day my gf gets robbed by two teenagers and guess who chases down the robber? Two mexican guys in their mid twenties. she never felt the same way since.

the_walrus_was_paul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great story, I hope she changed her ways. Was the guy that robbed her also mexican though?

phyx726 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, they were black. I tried to leave that part out for political correctness heh.

papercrafted ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:39:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah the anit-Mexican racism is really disgusting. as a gringo I had no idea there were so many bigoted people out there until I got to know a few Mexicans and saw how some other people treated them.

opskiwla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:20:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

People who have it much simpler tend to be nicer than folks with money on their heads.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:25:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada <3

earthgirl48 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:56:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i have found that mexican folks are some of the hardest working people around, very family oriented and overall quite lovely people. they also have the cutest babies ever!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:01:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

hey, I live with a Mexican chick right now and she asked "what do you guys (Canadians) think of Mexico?" and i was like "we fucking love Mexicans! You guys are so nice and awesome and chill" and she said pretty much everywhere she goes people are stoked she's Mexican. I think you guys have a pretty good reputation :)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:50 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

not for the canadian government

now it requires visa for mexicans to enter Canada

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Tesseraktion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:06 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Mcallen?

FactsBeatOpinions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have never met a bad Mexican in my life. I've worked with many, and they are always the most down to earth people. Even many of the gangsters from Mexico are just doing what they know to do to support their families.

I also think most people know this. They only allow the crazy people to talk on TV man, don't worry.

george7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:51:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Mexicans and other Latin Americans are the saving grace of California. The culture there is already so inhuman in so many ways, but you guys at least add something great. Thanks for adding some depth and perspective to the insanity that is my home!

Pation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:16:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hoy por ti/para ti?

Help a brother out with some spanish grammar

Frankocean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sure! what do you wanna know.

Pation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:09 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just wondering why you would use por instead of para in that phrase, I always confuse the two

Frankocean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:57 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Damn it Pation!, now im confused...lol!, no well in the context of the quote the word "por" defines a purpose, a motivation, the motivation in this case being you.

"para" can be use if in that same quote I also stated a motivation behind my actions.

for an example. "Hoy por ti, maรฑana por mi, para yo sentirme mejor"

"Today for you, tomorrow for me, so i can feel better".

Hope that helped!.

Pation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:30 on December 17, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks man, maybe I should just start taking classes again :)

CRoswell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've never had a tamale (I'm from WI, so they're not too common.) Post your favorite recipe?

gotz2bk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You guys should consider coming up to Canada. I only have two Mexican friends and I could use more.

Tesseraktion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:01 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

well, i want to study outside Mรฉxico, any help? (also, i think i could get a soccer scolarship)

telophase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Texas, and both times that my car had a flat tire, within five minutes of me getting out of the car and staring quizzically at the manual trying to work out how to set up the jack, I've had Hispanic men pull over, leap out of their car, change my tire, and drive off, refusing all offers of payment.

Conversely, when my car broke down outside of a country club at rush hour, I watched more than 20 SUVs and luxury cars driven by white men stop at the stop sign right next to me, look at me standing next to my car with the hood propped open and steam pouring out, and drive off without saying anything. Finally, one rolled down his window and asked if I needed help (which I didn't by that time, as I'd called for a tow truck).

Moral of the story: don't break down next to a country club if you don't have a cell phone.

d07c0m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Mexico rocks. I've been twice. The first time I stayed with a family in Mexico City for a soccer tournament. They were some of the friendliest and warmest hosts I've ever had the pleasure of staying with. The second time I went to Cancun so that was a little different since I was permadrunk.

AkuTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say that maybe the bad image comes from occasionally being in the car, looking over and seeing a couple of dudes in their dirty work clothes staring you down like a piece of meat.

But that happens with all races of dude, so.

The rest of my experience (being Texan and therefor surrounded) has been largely pleasant. Honestly, the only thing that comes close to bad experience wasn't even my experience. It was my brother's. He used to hang out with a bunch of cholos when he was a teenager, and when he was seventeen they all ended up in prison for armed robbery. Because he was white they pinned him as the ringleader of the group and he ended up getting, I believe, the longest sentence any of them got (12 years).

Other than that? Two things come to mind when I think of Mexicans in general: hard work and tamales.

demented_pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was lucky enough to get the chance to visit Cozumel over American Thanksgiving last year. Even despite the fact that it's a tourist area, I was just blown away by how nice everyone was. Our tour guide at the snorkeling site called us "Family." I thought that was nice, even if it's just a colloquial thing.

Come to think of it, everyone in Canada was really nice, too. Americans are lame. :/

goodgravy0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I saw once, on the show "what would you do" people begging for gas. All different situations with actors. White actor with an escelade asked for gas from a male mexican immigrant, around 22 yrs. The guy only had $10 but he said he'd split it with him. When interviewed, he said it doesn't matter who they are, where they come from, we're all people and we should give a hand to those who need it. Though in broken english. They made him into an actor, begging for gas. Almost no one gave him gas. Sometimes i hate americans.

grtloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:29 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great story! And truly looking forward to your tamale recipe. I just crave them and live on an island in the Pacific Northwest where good ones are impossible to find. Want some smoked fish? It's really good...

Frankocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:09 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Here it is!!.

Ingredients.

1 kilo of corn flour. 300 grams of pork lard. 4 chiles (big ones) well cooked and without the skin 750 gr. of either, pork,chicken or meat in strips, ropes, threads, the word in spanish is deshebrada, but I didnt found any good translation. half a kilo of tomato, and well chopped onions (algo 500 gr) jalapeรฑo chiles strips, ur call on the amount. 1 can of peas. 4 carrots well chopped in juliana style * 4 potatoes also chopped in juliana style * 1 spoon of chicken consomme Oil, in the right amounts. Tamale papers made from corn.

Ok so you basically, blend the chiles with their cooking water, and let them cool off for a while ..... let into hot oil the onion, add the tomato, when it is cooked through and broken up add the meat, the chile from the blander, olives, raisins and sliced jalapeno peppers, season well and leave at the end add the carrots, potatoes, leaving the den to a boil, only to be finished in the tamale bake, form a tortilla dough, fill in the hash, and close the tortilla and place it on a piece of tamale, tie them on the tips and steam cook it for an hour ......

in a saucepan place the cornflour, add the lard until it turns kind of sandy, arenosa, the leftover chile and some meat juice and then knead to consistency ....

note .... the meat broth should be well seasoned so it is not insipid mass ....

*Julian style http://cocinasimple.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cortar-juliana.jpg

And there you have it!, any doubt, my mom would be glad to help!.

Sorry bout the lame grammar, still learning though.

also, hereยดs a cool video of how to make tamales, its in spanish but the basics are pretty much universal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffqDMxdoBFo

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:23 on January 5, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

De donde eres? Yo soy de Tijuas.

iloveminneapolis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:07 on January 12, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

*para

myztry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oi. I'm from Victoria, Australia and we get called Mexicans because we are "south of the border". It's all tongue in cheek.

Australia is the lucky country though. We don't have foreign borders with which to treat as hostiles. We are a continent unto ourselves, plus a bit more with the islands. We don't need to be so damn insecure.

We are also a young multicultural nation so it's kind of moot to call anyone a foreigner regardless of race. I've got myself in trouble for using the other N word for negros simply because I have trouble comprehending the spite of people from one nation but different cultural backgrounds.

Very few Australians could be called racist. Some of us could be considered "culturist" because some cultures are not very likable (cruel to specific genders, etc.) Some cultures, however, are superior (at least in part) to my own even with my own bias taken into account.

True Mexicans are not well represented in Australia, and it sounds like we could do with some more of that particular culture.

xtracto ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:53:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Uhm, I don't know about you but in the ~7 years I've been living in Europe, every and all Australians I have met are really good guys; and I mean really. They are easy going, easy to befriend, "cool" types, not pretentious at all and well.. they also make very good thesis supervisors :) Maybe I have been lucky... but that's my experience (which had made me really want to go to Australia)

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MD786 ยท 1553 points ยท Posted at 03:35:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You have made a wonderful contribution to the thread. Thank you for sharing your story sir.

PetitPois ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 04:21:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Both of these stories are amazing. After reading them I find myself experiencing this wonderful warming sensation. Straight up happiness. Thanks to you both for sharing these awesome tales. I am going to try and be more like you, OP, after hearing these 2. Would certainly like to buy both of you guys a beer someday.

Prometheus-Bound ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 06:51:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think his story has everything to do with hitchhiking. I Second the beer sentiment. Today, I buy. Tomorrow, you buy.

ThatsItGuysShowsOver ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:11:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I started reading from rhoner's post and for the first time in months I feel very emotional. I am gonna buy a homeless person some food today.

tarifa ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:24:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've had little sleep and have been hopped up on adderall and coffee the past couple days...I don't know if sleep deprivation makes you more emotional, but these stories keep on making me tear up. I'm procrastinating right now but these stories are more than educational.

pawnzz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:37:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just got home from work and had wanted to read this earlier but forgot about it. Glad I saved it until I got home because I'm crying like a baby now.

I love these kinds of stories. Thank you so much rhoner for sharing! Now to the top so I can read the OP!

duke777 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:08:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It must be a cultural thing. I had a blow out on the highway a couple years ago and the only people that offered to help me were Mexican immigrants. "Today you.... tomorrow me" indeed, +1 for humanity.

Chridsdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:26 on December 26, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh stop your gonna make me cry...

Athiostitarian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:38:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I could really go for a tamale right now.

MissCrystal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:35 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

God, tamales sound amazing. It's totally tamale season, too. Mmmm, Christmas tamales.

teeheemcgee ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:16:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just wanted to say that this story inspired me to help a complete stranger today. Coming out of the gym I hear the squeal of tires on ice and pavement (it snowed here and then froze). A guy was stuck in a downward angle in his parking spot, unable to back out because he kept slipping on ice. Several people walked right past him but I remembered this very story from Reddit and said why not, I'll be a good person today. I spent 5 minutes helping him clear the ice and snow from under his tires and gave him a push off and he finally got out. The genuine "thank you" he gave me (repeatedly) made my day and I'm sure I made his. Thank you Reddit.

TL;DR: Helped a stranger because of Reddit, felt good about it.

jupiter3888 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:29:27 on January 7, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

you sir are a true gentlemen. I dip my hat to you.

Mistergino ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:38:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

both stories made me goosebump ^

billdoughzer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:48:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

can i get a "fuck yea"?

JustYourLuck ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 05:44:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Two great stories for the click of one.

asthehourglassturns ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:43:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I lol'ed, but not because I thought it was funny. I was genuinely happy to read that.

identifiedlogo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:20 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is absolutely true. I was driving from Colorado to Texas in August/2010 without no rest trying to return before school starts. But I took a quick nap in my car at a Macdonald in NewMexico, woke up after an hour and strated driving. after driving 1/2 a mile, a flat tire and I was stranded. I was worried because its my first time having a flat tire on the road. I tried to change the tire, but I accidentally broke the nut adapter you hook on this special feature Nissan (Maxima) tires. Mind you this was at 5-6am. So i put my blinkers on stood outside in the cold hoping somebody would stop by. I stood there for about 20 min, and people just passed me, I was looking for somebody to give me a ride to a tire shop which was about a mile away. Anyways long story short, a Mexican family (a husband wife and son)stopped and gave me a ride. They showed me where the tire shop was and then took me to a subway to get something to eat, and drove me back to the tire shop. Yeap, I still can remember all those people who were more than capable to help, but this Mexican family with their beat-up oldsmobile stopped to help. They didn't even speak English very well, I said as much "gracias" as I could before they left. Oh ya, I offered to pay, but didn't take.

itsnotjackiechan ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 06:03:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
bakedpatata ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:23:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Speed round: Name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.

[deleted] ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 03:13:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 03:17:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

as long as you stay out of /r/politics, /r/wtf and the other bastions of depravity you should come out better than you went in...

[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 09:18:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 09:20:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that seems not only fair but very accurate...

trippin-balls ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 09:33:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's all good in r/trees :)

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:26:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Zkdog ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:59:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think that's called California.

satin_worship ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:43 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, yeah, we'd love to have you.

FLYBOY611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:55 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And so would your unemployment rate ;)

satin_worship ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:55 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We don't have an 'unemployment rate'. We have a 'WII- Work Inclination Index'.

FLYBOY611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:32 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oregon?

shinyperson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:00:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Comments in /r/gonewild are worse than all those together.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:02:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have to admit, I only perused gonewild when it first popped up, what, over a year ago. Then it had such a positive, feel0good vibe to it... but I have seen a few comments to this affect lately. What the hell is going on at Gonewild? Classic case of getting too popular to fly under the ass hat radar?

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:35:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

getting too popular to fly under the ass hat radar

Thank you for summing up (so nicely) my feelings about Reddit since the great Digg exodus, and in general any community once it gets too big for its own good.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:37:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

They keep telling me to find smaller and smaller subreddits... I think our overall anti-ass hat strategy is pretty isolationist...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As a community grows in popularity, so do the number of ass hats in said community. You can't win against ass hats, so you go somewhere where they are not: someplace less popular, perhaps smaller, and less known. Until it becomes more popular and filled with ass hats, and you have to find a new place.

It's like a neverending cycle.

zem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, same here. disappointing if it's gone to hell in the interim :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Gonewild is good sometimes and bad others. I've found the best strategy to post there is to put a fat warning in the title. Even though I'm really just a bit chubby, the man the harpoons/don't ever post here again fatty comments fly as soon as I don't.

nixcamic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:28:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

/r/atheism and /r/gonewild also come to mind.

elus ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 07:14:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

/r/gonewild seems full of wonderful people actually. Lots of encouraging words to help people come out of their shell.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:32:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

GW really is. I got the uh... balls to post a picture of myself there once, and I have some size issues, but everyone was very, very nice and made me feel really good.

Anthropoid1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:30:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And anything else they might be in.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand why there's a shell...it's perfectly natural.

zem ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 07:44:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what's wrong with /r/gonewild?

washer ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 07:07:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You're lumping r/gonewild in with r/politics as "bastions of depravity"? That's insulting.

SexualHerAssment ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:56:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

blasphemy!!

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

of course, how did I forget those!?!

heyfella ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 06:14:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

/r/trees is a circle jerk cesspool of false sincerity as well.

mondt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:01:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it's just where people like to go when they want to be randomly nice!

Some people need to take out aggression, others might be excessively and awkwardly nice and need an outlet for that.

heyfella ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 07:04:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

fake nice is just fine when you also announce how high you are via a bracketed decimal scale, right?

dakboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

/r/askreddit can get dicey too, some of the things here just leave me wondering about humanity.

Skapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i have decided no more making fun of gingers and i will help people on the side of the road.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This story is fake.

santaclausonvacation ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:20:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well then, a big fucking upvote for you kind sir!

sozeltd ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 07:57:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I never have a reason to tell this story but I think it fits here. I was traveling in Mexico, one of my first times outside the U.S., and at the time I spoke essentially no Spanish. I scratched my cornea, which for the lucky among you who don't know is indescribably painful. After literally 72 hours with no sleep due to the pain, I finally deliriously admit to myself I'm going to have to see a doctor, and thus cut my super low budget trip short. I walk into a sunglasses shop, best thing I could think of in my state, and with the help of a phrasebook, I clumsily convey that something is wrong with my eye. The sunglasses guy puts me on the phone with a friend who's an eye doctor and who speaks some English. The doctor gives me detailed directions on how to get to his office on the subway from where I am, and tells me he can see me. When I get there, I realize he's not normally open on Sunday, and in fact he has interrupted family Sunday dinner to see me in his office which adjoins his house. From the table next door where everyone else is still eating his very young daughter peeks her head in a few times, and he tells me she's learning a little English and wants to eavesdrop, but she ends up being too shy to converse. He gets me completely patched up (literally; turns out an eyepatch is step one in stopping the pain), and gives me a prescription for some drops. I ask him "What do I owe you", sort of already bracing for what I assume will be the "off-hours" price and wondering if I'll have bus fare back to the States. He says "Some day, someone in your country will be in a jam, maybe they won't speak the language too well, and they'll need some help. That's what you owe me." It's been years and I still can't think of that story without tearing up a little. It immediately pops into my mind whenever I'm faced with the question of whether to make a little extra time for somebody in a jam.

[deleted] ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 12:42:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

god i seriously cant continue reading shit like this. I was nice for my whole life and when i turned 20 i got this idea into my head that everyone was going to try and get one over on me, i barely even trusted my family or friends.

Now im starting to think there is good in the world again. STOP IT FUCKERS I LIKE MY HATRED.

klarnax ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:41:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

One time last summer I happened upon a very very old immobile Jewish dude in a broken electric wheelchair who didn't speak any english and was all by himself near the side of the road. I pushed him about 2 miles back to his apartment, dodging traffic the whole way, following his pointed directions. Him and his machine weighed hundreds of pounds and the parking brake was engaged the whole time.

Fortunately I am a giant.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:38:18 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

a very very old immobile Jewish dude in a broken electric wheelchair who didn't speak any english and was all by himself near the side of the road. I pushed him about 2 miles away from his apartment

ส˜โ€ฟส˜

Ultrablack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:22 on May 23, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason this is the funniest comment I've ever seen on reddit

Reposing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:29 on September 22, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

AHAHAHAHA!

blotsm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:12:28 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what a mythic story

CRoswell ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:55:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Many people are pieces of shit. Even those people will graciously accept help when they're down and out, stranded, or just having a junky day.

Be the better man / robot / zombie.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:26:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You have been brainwashed kind sir. I'm sorry if I'm the first person to be telling you, but indeed you have been.

I used hallucinogens to deprogram the brainwashing that happened to me.

sandraJH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awww, I'm sending you a hug.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Even if someone is trying to get one over on you, what's the harm in letting someone use you once in awhile?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:45 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, I fully understand where you're coming from! You know, I don't trust family or friends either...and when it gets me down I go to my volunteer job and am always cheered up by the strangers that come in. And also, I feel a bit smug for doing something good for someone I'll probably never meet :-)

BlackLeatherRain ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 13:54:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have to share - I am an especially jaded person who truly believes most humans are morons. I may very well be part of that group of morons, I'll add. Still, when I read stories like this (and other stories in this thread), my heart warms and I find myself loving my fellow man, which is a rarity for me. In all seriousness, thank you for helping restore my often shaky love of humanity.

The_Smooth_Mexican ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:20:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This man.. this man is a Mexican hero.

VapidStatementsAhead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If you tear up whenever you think about it, you may want to make sure that corneal scratch hasn't re-opened.

Not_Just_Lurking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I scratched my cornea, which for the lucky among you who don't know is indescribably painful.

It's been years and I still can't think of that story without tearing up a little.

I see what you did there.

sozeltd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:49 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I could take credit on that one. Good eye though.

iguano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's fantastic. Reading stories like this are encouraging me to act on the urges to help people that I don't always fall through on.

uollse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What if someone says something as touching as that, and gets in return a look of nonchalance?

andario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Another great story, sozeltd. It makes the Worls smaller, and nicer. Cheers.

Rugil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:01:26 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

next door where everyone else is still eating his very young daughter

I'm so, so, sorry.

[deleted] ยท 225 points ยท Posted at 05:01:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This sort of reminded me of something that happened to me. A few years ago, I helped a friend move out of his 2nd floor apartment.. with a VERY narrow 90 degree turn out the door and down the stairs. Extremely hard to move anything in or out. It was a good 105 degrees that day in Dallas.. his electricity was shut off, so we had no A/C. His cups were already packed so we had no water. We pushed on.. kept moving boxes/furniture. We had to, he needed to be out that day. It was one of the most miserable days I can ever remember. Anyway, about 3/4 done and around the corner comes a Mexican man, who had to be in his 60s or so, pushing a little ice cream cart around the complex and sees us resting.. exhausted beyond words. The man walked up to us, didn't speak a word of English, and handed us both an ice cold bottle of water from his cart, smiled, and walked off.

I will NEVER forget that.

oenoneablaze ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 15:16:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that's an awesome story.

but for the future, you might be interested to learn that two hands cupped together make for a fairly effective temporary drinking receptacle, especially when the glasses are already packed.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, my ancestors used to do that.

dlm04e ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:59 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or just stick your head under the faucet or shower head.

rhoner ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:17:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Reading that I was hoping he came around the corner with a hand truck and a moving crew but I bet the water was even beter

iguano ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome story - thanks for sharing!

superdug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

emove.com It's owned by U-Haul, but it's a place where independent moving contractors bid for one time moving jobs. They have packers, loaders, drivers, unloaders, and unpackers to choose from. You can see the reviews they have received from other people and is generally going to be the best $200 you ever spent. I don't work for them, but I've used their service 12 times in the last 6 years and have never been disappointed.

Don't bid for too many hours though, you can always pay them out of pocket for extra hours. If you do as the site suggests, you'll almost always be paying for 30% more of your time than needed. However, if you buy 3 hours, they're going to be more inclined to try and get done in two. So if you do overpay, you still come out ahead.

alfis26 ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 04:53:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Hoy por tรญ, maรฑana por mรญ.

As a mexican I can say that we are generally nice people, and most times will go out of our way to help a stranger in need. Specially the less fortunate.
When I was in high school, I did some social work in a really poor community. Poor as in houses made out of cardboard.
It was moving and just mindblowing that someone in that situation would invite you in as a guest and be so excited about cooking something for you. Even when they were well aware that you might end up eating the entire family's food for the rest of the day.

I think the willingness to give without expecting anything in return is all part of the mexican mindset of "there's always someone less fortunate than me." That's good karma right there.

rhoner ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:01:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I am so glad he struggled through a translation for me... I can just see myself standing there wondering if the guy just called me a name or something :)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You know, I used to think things like that whilst traveling around in other countries. But I've gotten extremely good at reading body language, it truly does convey half of the persons emotions/feelings/ideas etc.

When you develop this skill, you are generally able to tell when people in other languages are talking about you.

weeble42 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:04:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's not just Mexican... I get the exact same treatment when I'm wandering on foot through some random African country (something I do fairly regularly... it's how I go on vacation). I'm the one white guy in the area... I'm always given a ride. People are kind, caring... look out for me.. share their meals with me. Of course I do all I can in return, but they are never expecting anything.. a pure willingness to share and give whatever they have today because "today you... tomorrow me".

It's ingrained in the human psyche... given a chance, we all would do the same. It's only the culture we've grown up in that has taught us to behave differently.... to gawk, but provide zero help to those in need... to look on those begging in the streets with disgust... to step over and around those in need and ignore them.

AdlerIrene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:30 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. People are so generous; it warms my heart. I try to do whatever I can to help other people, but one of the things that pisses me off is when people volunteer for something they don't care about so they can say "look how many service hours I have!" I have never kept track of my hours; I have no clue how many I have accumulated. I serve on the youth advisory board of a charity, though, and I'm a Girl Scout (in a troop that actually does something). Genuine caring is one of the most important things in the world.

Chinamerican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:19 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard it's the same thing in Mongolia, where the people who practise the nomadic lifestyle are legendary for their hospitality. Gotta stick together if you're going to survive the elements.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:42:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It was moving and just mindblowing that someone in that situation would invite you in as a guest and be so excited about cooking something for you. Even when they were well aware that you might end up eating the entire family's food for the rest of the day.

And they cook awesome.

superdug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As an American I can say the same thing. Americans are generally nice people. Sadly, most of the assholes are the ones you get to see on television most of the time. We aren't a country that hates healthcare and social justice, but we have some very very loud people who are able to stir up a crowd quite well.

Wesa ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 04:33:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of a time I stopped for someone who needed help. I was pulling off the freeway to get gas and a woman holding a baby standing outside a minivan on the offramp reached out with one arm and a look of absolute need as I drove by. I stopped, backed up, and asked if she needed help. Her van had broken down. She had a baby and 5 older girls in the car, on their way to a birthday party. She had been on the side of the road for 2 hours and no one would stop. Because of the age of the girls (I'd say 6ish) and the baby, she couldn't walk to the gas station 1/2 a mile away for help without chancing one of the kids running off and getting hurt. I handed her my cell phone, held her baby, and talked to the older girls while she made a few phone calls, then stayed with her while waiting for her help to arrive. I was so mad when I heard that no one would stop to help her. Her husband finally arrived, looking worried, and I went on my way.

Allakhellboy ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 13:17:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I know this will be at the bottom, that's just how life goes. I have somewhat similar story but different ending.

Me and my dad always pick up hitchhikers, always have and always will. We decided we where going to drive down to El Paso (from Salt Lake City) to see Tom Waits live, so obviously in the spirit of things... we where going to grab everybody we could.

On the way we saw 2x young punk kids outside of Phoenix, so we grab them, turns out they're on their way to stand outside the concert hall that Tom Waits was playing at. This made us feel awesome.

The 2nd set of people where 2x people who lived in the boondocks of nowhere. I believe they where 90+ and all they where doing was getting groceries, one of them was in world war 2, and they seemed happy as shit just baking in the sun waiting for a ride. This made us feel awesome.

The 3rd was a Hispanic dude in a broken down vehicle with 2 other Mexican dudes. He made the motions and implied it just ran out of gas. We're in the boondocks still, nothing around for fucking miles. We take him all the way to the gas station and buy him a thing and a gallon of gas and as soon as my dad hands it over he goes through his broken English and says "Thanks yous" and what not, then the mother fucker just starts walking back towards his car like a champ. I'd say how far it was but I'm not good with distance, and there's no way I would walk the distance in the hot sun. So we grab him and shuffle his ass back to the car and give him a ride back to his car. (I think it was about a 15 minute drive on freeway.) When we finally drop him off... and I'll never not hear this in my head when I think about it... he said in the best English that he knew "I... I... thank you... I... I love you."

Best road trip of my life.

Edit: LOL, I'm at work and I started crying when I had to retype this.

P.S. My Dad is awesome, I never learned how to work with my hands or anything, but he taught me how to be an awesome person.

rhoner ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:25:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Your dad sounds like he raised an hell a son.

Allakhellboy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:50:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

One of the things he did teach me was reddit! And I love stories like these on reddit.

theswedishshaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:36 on January 19, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

I love them too man. Reddit loves you and your dad.

shatana ยท 400 points ยท Posted at 03:08:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dammit, I teared up.

(none of that onions crap.)

kol13190 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:42:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's this damn Sriracha sauce in my stir-fry...

just_some_redditor ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 03:41:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Upvote for honesty. I'm still going to blame the onions though. :')

shinyperson ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:59:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I-I bet they were lying about picking peaches, it was obviously onion season.

dornstar18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:28:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think there were onions in the tamales

lvnshm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man, I got something in my eye.

NoPickles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is like the first time. All these stories of onion that i didn't believe but now.

I have seen it /tear

binaryice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:56:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you, and to the other who replied without bringing up onions. It makes me very sad, in a genuine, "I'm willing to admit it," way, that so many men on Reddit think it's cute to hide behind that joke. I know it's not as pathetic as hiding behind the facade of "I never feel sadness," but I still think it's a profound issue with out society that we are supposed to pretend that we don't feel sadness, or tears of joy.

shatana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:48:42 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Bit of a late reply, but...

I completely agree that gender policing of both men and women is a huge problem in our society. Have you watched Tony Porter's TED talk? He mentions this issue in an anecdote: his brother had just died, the family was attending a funeral, and his father burst into tears. Porter follows-up with,

The thing that sticks with me the most is that he was apologizing to me for crying in front of me. And at the same time, he was also giving me props, lifting me up, for not crying.

I think it's a terrible shame that many men grow up (in US culture, at least) with this paradigm that the concept of a "true man" includes not feeling (or, at least, not publicly showing) certain emotions or reactions. And I think it's an equally horrible shame that this is often contrasted with what is considered "femininity" (e.g. it's generally considered socially acceptable for women to cry) and that the reason some things are "bad" for men to feel or do is because it's associated with women.

Gender politics are so convoluted.

randomb0y ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Me too, and I'm usually a pretty cynical asshole.

sza57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Same here.

thinkbox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dang, me too. I'm going to have to show my non reddit friends this story. Great stuff sniff

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:44:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Manly tears.
Like a boss.

The_Cake_Is_A_Lie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Crying in an internet cafe - people here keep giving me sideways glances to make sure they donยดt miss it if I have a full on breakdown.

Im_Irrelephant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The_Cake_Is_A_Lie... I dont know if I should say happy birthday, or if the cake is a lie.

baloneyjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

damn testicle caught in mousetrap

[deleted] ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 05:00:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Six years ago, my wife and I were biking through Oregon and Idaho. We'd just arrived outside of Boise and I had just gotten my seventh flat tire of the day (we later discovered that the tape on the rim had worn out and a spoke was puncturing the tire). We hadn't made it half a mile since the gas station where I'd just finished patching my sixth flat tire. My wife was thoroughly fed up and wanted to get to the hotel room my mom had rented for us in Boise as a present. She decides to try hitch hiking and starts walking her bike towards me. Given that we've got two heavily loaded bikes, and that we're both obviously filthy from biking through Eastern Oregon, our hitchhiking prospects were slim. A van pulled up and a family of latinos loaded our bikes in the back and drove us to our hotel. They refused money. It was awesome.

rhoner ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:18:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And I can attest to how filthy one gets biking through Eastern Oregon... those people were saints!

lechatmort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:05 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

While we were riding on the freeway in the Sierras near Donner Peak one of us crashed on a drainage grate (thought it was a good idea to down pain killers haha). An elderly couple stopped within five minutes and offered him a ride to our destination in Tahoe City. We ended up declining and making it on our own but it was still great to be offered help like that.

Also worth thinking about: the bike shop guy in Nevada City said we were 100% certain to die if we chose to ride on the freeway, while actually most people were very considerate. The few idiots buzzing and honking you do sortof ruin the day however.

gradyh ยท 935 points ยท Posted at 03:03:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for writing this.

[deleted] ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 03:40:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Yawnn ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:08:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What's wrong with dogs anyhow? They're Man's best friend, man.

[deleted] ยท 900 points ยท Posted at 03:13:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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mextremist ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 06:26:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

the saying in Mexico is "Hoy por ti, maรฑana por mi".

Translates, literally as "Today for you, tomorrow for me"

jaydj ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 11:04:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, like in the musical, "Rent".

dharmaturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Too bad that was sung by Angel and not Mimi (who I assume is Mexican.) Oh well, good sentiment!

annalatrina ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:13:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I thought she was Puerto Rican

zem ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:27:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

thanks - i figured it was some sort of mexican saying being literally translated.

[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 12:33:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Bro666 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:15:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Also in Spain.

pablogrb ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:49:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Also heard frequently in Colombia.

groby ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And Los Angeles ;)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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logi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:28:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Up here you'll die of exposure. It's supposed to be a very pleasant death after the first hour of shivering.

nahuDDN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Mexicali?

SexualHerAssment ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Coahuila, Mexico.

nahuDDN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:45:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, we get up to 53 C up here in Mexicali so death is always very much present in our highways.

malaydude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:32:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

interestingly in Malay we also have a similar quote "hari ini hari engkau, besok hari aku pula" which roughly translates to "Today's your day, tomorrow could be mine"

themewbrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:36 on December 17, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've always thought that the Malay phrase was a thinly veiled threat or some sort jealousy-tinged saying. Maybe it's just the context that I've been exposed to it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Is that where RENT got it from?

Morning_Star_Ritual ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck yeah, we need a new pay it forward.

. . .this post was amazing, it seems that we are losing our ability to relate to our fellow human beings. It is nice to know that there are people out there who have little yet still find it in their hearts to offer help.

Today you, tomorrow me indeed.

[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 05:08:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

TODAY YOU, TOMORROW ME!!!

libbrichus ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 06:31:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whenever I see a meme forming on Reddit, I am Jack's look of disapproval, and occasionally when they're funny, amusement. But here's one meme I can put my full weight behind and give my best look of approval.

I can just see this post impacting Redditors to help each other out and sign off with Today you ... Tomorrow me. Hell, I hope it impacts us enough to help strangers in real life and drive away like a boss spouting this signature line. Great story Rhoner.

the_shape ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 07:02:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

libbrichus has not only decided this will now be a meme, but that it's meme he will support.

It's offical guys.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:30:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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tbk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

But it's not official until it's facebook official

gmorales87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:14:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

FOR FRODO!!!!

shirts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The shirts must happen!

THEtRUTH- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:09:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's because everybody wants to be king and queen and have a vicious dog eat dog attitude, It's sad that we are all on the same team but us humans just have to play dirty.

redditmanman80 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:47:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Fuck yeah" is exactly what I thought when I read this!

Fuck yeah!!

[deleted] ยท 472 points ยท Posted at 03:33:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It sounds way better than "Pay it forward"

Meatgortex ยท 927 points ยท Posted at 04:19:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And far less ominous than "Tonight... you!"

[deleted] ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 05:18:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've been having a shitty day, and that made me laugh out loud.

Today me, tomorrow you.

vventurius ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:03:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

it works in so many situations too. for example, somebody says to you, angrily, "FUCK YOU!" and you calmly reply:

"Today me... tomorrow you."

or should that be the other way around. either way, it will confuse your assailant.

tallandlanky ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 04:36:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wanna be called spaghetti

bernardolv ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 06:11:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whats your spaghetti policy?

CFHQYH ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:04:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Spa? It sounds like you started to say something but then didn't finish.

EatSpaghetti ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:06:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

SPAGHETTI!!!

pkjay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Spagett!

badcrumbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

spooked ya!

randomlurker82 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 04:43:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

bad hand banana

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All he knows is ball, good and. . . rape!

randomlurker82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:08 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i really had to watch that episode again today. SPAGHETTI!!!!

jmreid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:08:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Every time I read a comment that makes me tear up, it's usually followed by another that pushes out the tears a little more. Then maybe one or two more like that.

Then, one that makes me kill myself laughing. Like, everyone but this one guy is on the same page and he walks into the room and cracks a joke.

Lucas_Steinwalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:32:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Serving Man

nitraat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:39:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Tonight... you.

redditor3000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Such a dude.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

But I swore..

imabossboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I came here to write that!

fishbert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

or "Tonight, your name is Susan"

DoctorMiracles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused... Mmmh, I don't think this is the right spirit.

walesmd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:39:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

dlite922 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:36:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Butt first, what's the safe word?

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If that was an attractive women...I would like it.

tghGaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

She's going to murder you.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:06 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not if I surprise her with sex first.

chakl ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:37:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Let me get that straight... did he say "Tonight... You!"

Chemical_Scum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:53:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed. "Pay it forward" doesn't work, since the whole concept defies "payment". The person who came up with that phrase either didn't get the point, or wanted some way to make people who only care about money somehow remember the phrase.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:46 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I believe the term was coined by either a middle school kid or a high school kid doing some sort of project. It was so "inspirational" that he got featured on news shows and such.

DriftingJesus ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 04:43:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. [Matthew 7:12]

I'm by NO means a religious freak but I always hear that tossed around and thought it was appropriate :)

we now have proof that there is at least 1 good thing in the bible

Don't flame I'm not trying to be a douche

daftbrain ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 05:47:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's called the Golden Rule and practically every single major religion or code of morality contains this maxim in some form. I'm not a Christian but I also really like the Parable of the Good Samaritan. There are plenty of good things in the Bible, particularly in the Gospels, but reading them often reminds me of this quote by Gandhi:

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Gecko99 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:52:20 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Tanzen and Ekido were once travelling together down a muddy road. A heavy rain was still falling.

Coming around the bend, they met a lovely girl in a silk kimono and sash, unable to cross the intersection.

"Come on girl", said Tanzen at once. Lifting her in his arms, he carried her over the mud.

Ekido did not speak again until that night when they reached a lodging temple. Then he no longer could restrain himself. "We monks don't go near females," he told Tanzen, "especially not young and lovely ones. It is dangerous. Why did you do that?"

"I left the girl there," said Tanzen. "Are you still carrying her?"


I think that many Christians forget that the Good Samaritan was not a Christian.

BobbyKen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:37 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Indeed: he was a f*cking sticky asshole trying to steal our jobs, with his bloody accent and cheap labor tricks. We don't like his kind around here.

The point was more that he wasn't Jewish, Christianity being just about to be invented at the time that story was told โ€”ย tomayto, tomahto.

ProbablyVoltaire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to misattribute it to Mahatma Ghandi.

illiterate_cynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Then who said it?

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:13:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I like Mitchell and Webb's take on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywVlfTtlMY

Allisonaxe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:17:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ghandi also said to be the change you want to see in the world.

jaydj ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:12:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It was a dick move of this guy to trademark this, but "The Platinum Rule" makes more sense. The golden rule assumes that the other person and you want the same thing, for instance:

I would want someone to save my soul from eternal damnation, so I should save their soul.

The platinum rule states "Treat others how they want to be treated" therefore:

They do not want me to save their soul, so I will go bother someone else.

EDIT:typo

Horatio_Hornblower ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:19:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's an interesting saying, but it's flawed in a couple of ways.

For one, people often want what's not in their best interest. A suicidal persons wants to die, but that's (generally) not in their best interest nor is it "as you would have them do unto you".

Also, it could be called presumptuous to think you know what other people want, except in those instances where you can ask.

I think the point of "the platinum rule" is worthwhile, but ultimately there's no need to give it a name or act as if it supplants the golden rule. By the time your consideration of morality and human interaction reaches the potential of confusion of the platinum rule, you may be better off just trying to live as a good and moral person without platitudes.

TheBlackSquid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think you bring up several good points and I concur that the Golden Rule is all that is necessary.

I often find myself thinking about life in a particular kind of philosophical way. In brief, everyone is really the same person. There is only one person, and he is "you". We are all living in conditions right now that cause us to feel separate and individual, but at some point in our cosmic adventure we will learn the truth about reality.

With that in mind, the Golden Rule takes on a more profound understanding. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you, because whatever you do is ultimately being done to yourself.

If you fuck someone over in life, you're really fucking yourself over. If you go out of your way to help someone, you're helping yourself.

We are one and should be excellent to "eachother".

Horatio_Hornblower ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:18:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, the Bill & Ted school of thought.

emjaysea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, the Golden Rule still sucks, because it assumes that you want what's best for yourself, or that you want what other people would want. What if you're a masochist, for instance. Should you go around hurting people, because that's what you like? Any and all such sayings are cute, but fall short of the mark.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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emjaysea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:15 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How about Kant's Categorical Imperative? Further, I was only indicating that one sentence "golden rules" fall short, and you are really reaching when you try to make that cover "saying anything at all." BTW, saying that I suck because you disagree with me won't help you win any arguments.

bearsalot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:28 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"any and all such sayings are cute, but fall short of the mark" That was ALL you. Kant's imperative is such that only do what is best for all. "Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law." You cant go around hurting people because that's not good for everyone, even if the person is a masochist. However there are even flaws with this philosophy as there are with ideas like the Golden rule. For instance, its hard to know when Kants rule even applies, how is one group of people benefitting different than the people who are not being helped by these maxims? Is it solely in numbers? So if 3 people benefitted in the long run, and 2 people hurt, then the maxim would uphold. One person, one count. Also, this sounds an awful lot like the evolution to me. People have evolved ways to get around the mischievous people who only gain for themselves and don't act communally. ALTRUISM. ITS AWESOME. These rules are basic guidelines that help us shape our lives and actions for the betterment of our cohorts. So don't be so narrow minded. Just because the golden rule doesn't satisfy all your strange scenarios doesn't make it silly and pointless. And at the heart of things, why is a masochist that way? Was it because they were sexual abused as a child among various other things? Perchance, otherwise, they have one strange dopamine pathway. You can't confound results of a traumatic event (or otherwise) with that of a basic inherent will for human survival, and no, we can't survive for long without each other.

jaydj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:07 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was just thinking about this in reply to kabanaga. I think that most times I fall back on my mother's (Thai) Buddhist imperative to act in ways that reduce the greatest amount of earthly suffering.

Suicide causes suffering for loved ones, but sometimes euthanasia is a good option to reduce the most suffering. If my mother was infected with a zombie virus, perhaps even murder could be an ethically appropriate response.

Obviously, I don't want to oversimplify but at least it would require that I think about other factors.

Horatio_Hornblower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:24 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, killing a zombie to free your mother wouldn't constitute murder.

jaydj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:40 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I was referring to her merely as infected and not yet Zombified. Perhaps, I should wait for her to turn.

Please replace with an Armageddon scenario of your choice in which her death is the only way to avoid it.

daisy0808 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:05:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is only the second time I've seen the Platinum Rule. My boss shared it with us as a team value many years ago, and I've been spouting it ever since. I like that it goes a bit deeper - respect people no matter how different they are from you, and treat them accordingly.

agnoster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or, you could go with the Categorical Imperative, if you want a version that isn't either a) totally simplistic or b) some guy's get-rich-quick scheme.

Bonus points: actual thought involved! By someone smart enough to spend 5 minutes thinking about some of the stupid edge cases the Golden and "Platinum" Rules don't cover.

jaydj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:46 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Checked it out. It's certainly food for thought, especially the challenge by Constant.

kabanaga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If you haven't read the book "Illusions" (1977) by Richard Bach, I highly recommend you do so. Bach suggests "Do unto others as you truly feel like doing unto others." *Note: Bach also suggests that we have an innate goodness that would keep up from abusing the rule above. He reminds us that "Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully."

jaydj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:41 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm fully supportive of the idea that humans are innately good. We commonly act in what we feel is the greater human interest, even when we disagree. I may check it out. Thanks.

Some of my family are deeply religious, however, and while I appreciate their concern for me, I would rather they leave it alone (which they do). I suppose that the Platinum Rule would suppose that we all know what is good for us and that we can make our own decisions. I understand that this is not necessarily true. For example, a murderer certainly doesn't want to be locked up, but certainly should be.

Perhaps I need to rely on my mother's (Thai) more Buddhist philosophy to act in order to reduce the greatest amount of suffering.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

don't do unto others as you would not want them to do unto you.

About covers most things.

Serinus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:01:05 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

While I appreciate your intent, I kind of want you to blow me. I apologize if you don't want the same thing.

If we're going to pick on semantics of "the golden rule", I don't think this is the way to do it. I can deal with the golden rule, even if it means Jehovah's witnesses are going to be knocking on my door unwelcomed.

ikoss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The modern day adaptation of Parable of the Good Samaritan would be "Parable of the Good Arab". When a Jew is beaten to the inch of his life by robbers, fellow Jews and Rabbis would pass him by, but a traveling Arab (Palestinian) would take pity on him, gives him a ride to a nearby hospital, and gives out his Visa card for payment. Wouldn't that be sweet?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

upvote for ghandi quote I love that one

millertime0503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's called the Ethic of Reciprocity. Moses was the first one it is attributed to.

bmgoau ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:15:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

According to Jewish and Christian tradition the Torah was revealed to Moses in 1312 BCE at Mount Sinai;1 (another date given for this event is 1280 BCE 2).

The earliest known incantation of the Ethic of Reciprocity is actually found in The Code of Hammurabi, (1780 BCE).

Regardless, Moses (if he existed) wasn't a great guy: Numbers 31:13-18

And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp. And Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle.

And Moses said unto them, "Have ye saved all the women alive? Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."

lobzo ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 07:25:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hi! My dad was raised Catholic in Italy which is important for two reasons I'll explain in a second. He interprets the parable of the Good Samaritan as a reason NOT to help people in need. Post Vatican II, Catholics had just started being allowed to interpret the Bible themselves. Secondly, Italy has Gypsies (Zingari en Italiano, isn't that a great word? zingaro singular) who would pull the "Oh come help poor injured me" and then their kids would jump out and steal your liver. Kinda

DoktorOnline ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:45:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

... What the fuck did you just say?

Did you(or your father) just admit to not helping anybody because Gypsies exist?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:08:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Because all Gypsies steal livers. Yes. That is what he said.

skiman13579 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:21:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hope it is an incomplete story.. otherwise I just found my first downvote.. This thread has been so uplifting I was giving a free round of upvotes as long as you weren't a d-bag...

edit* you aren't the d-bag Doktor.. mr. gypsy liver is

DoktorOnline ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:43:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I figured as much.

lobzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yea pretty much. By helping someone in 'distress' you put yourself in a position to be taken advantage of, if they aren't truly needing of help.

Not all Gypsies are bad, but most involved with the traditional lifestyle do pull these types of shenanigans as he witnessed in his youth (and I witnessed in my visits). Of course these shenanigans are not limited to Gypsies, but anyone, anywhere. For this reason my pa wouldn't help most people in distress. I also have a wariness but in most situations would help out if I could and should.

Also, watch The Sting, great movie.

DoktorOnline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:29 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but ANYBODY?

There are scammers, but they are usually in the minority.

lobzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:01 on December 17, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

risk v. reward. That minority can kill you. Do you have kids? Others in this thread have already voiced the concern. Fear of unknown has kept us alive (and ironically (?) killing each other) for eons

EFOtherland ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:46:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Jews don't have the golden rule, they just rule with gold. The Talmud tells them it's not stealing if the victim isn't Jewish and that all non Jews have the same rights as cattle

illiterate_cynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

[citation needed]

Proeliata ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Like you could even read it.

EFOtherland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

'So why do you think people act this way? There is a belief that you are allowed to steal from non-Jewish people. It's a kind of a sickness that these people have. I had a recent case. I said to a guy, "You're taking money from a bank." And he said, "What do I care?"'

http://www.villagevoice.com/content/printVersion/2267727/

shinyperson ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 05:58:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The two central tenets of Christianity are the Golden Rule, and "Love God," and everything else flows from there.

If we loosen what counts for God, those same two rules still form a really good foundation for morality*, if you ask me. Completely secular and intimately religious, at once.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:29 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How does "no dudes banging other dudes" flow from those things?

shinyperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:27 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It took me like 6 times rereading my post to see where I said that before I saw what you did there.

The Bible was still written by people, so they didn't always stay on-message... some guy who happened to think badly of homosexuals probably saw a riot or house fire or something, and called it the Wrath of God. Or just wrote down a story about a ruler who opressed gays in a way that said, "God approves of this!"

Can't really fault them for going off-message, and IIRC most of the stuff about punishing sinners was in the Old Testament... and I'm not really sure why the Old Testament is even included, honestly.

BlueMunky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:00:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm by NO means a religious freak

Yeah ok Jesus.

DriftingJesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

lol its more motorsports related.

lunitabonita ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:30:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's kind of funny that your username is DriftingJesus, yet you say you are "by no means a religious freak." Just noticing.

jaybol ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 06:27:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
lunitabonita ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:38:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:08:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That just raises further questions.

yeebok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:31:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You could warn people the link went to facebook .. now I feel dirty. Not the good kind.

jaybol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:42 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's ok, it's only photobucket...wait now you have a virus. Before you only thought you were dirty. Well, I was trying to make you feel better but just ended up being honest. I'm sorry.

MLBM100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:53:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are not a pretty little moon. You lie!

lunitabonita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:17 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How do you know? Maybe I have a pretty little moon! | ))

DriftingJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:39 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

motorsports I thought it was cool, plus it's my name (beaner)

summondice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Some particular Chinese thical theory uses this 'golden rule' as well as what's often called the 'silver rule': Do not do unto others as you would not have them do to you. Initially seems like the same thing, but I see it as simply complementary (to make a geometry metaphor) to the other, and as necessary for it to be a complete way of approaching aspects of ethical action.

Always had philosophical issues with just the g rule. :-p

Teotwawki69 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:20:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or, rather, that there's at least one poor family that actually bothers to follow that frickin' rule.

furbait ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:19:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

if more people would realize, truly the most selfish thing you can do is to be kind to others. I think the golden rule is backwards: the way you treat others is the way you treat yourself. if you are a dick to others, that's the person you have to live inside your head with. It is not a win.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:08 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that's the person you have to live inside your head with

Reminds me of something I read in a book by a Catholic monk of some type. The point of the book was basically - who cares if Jesus existed, read the story and take from it what is golden (pardon the pun).

He had a quote in there from a Rabbi that said his interpretation of "Thou Shalt Not Steal" was "taking from someone else was taking from yourself". Now years earlier I was talkied into stealing something semi-major and it plagued me on many levels. Not only was I constantly paranoid about the retribution but the person the item came from was a sweetheart, spending what little money she had to help stray animals type of person. It was truly a situation where I was young and dumb, and I surely let it get away from me (I'm not a tough guy, my friend who talked me into the whole thing was a psychopath, I felt just as unsafe replying "no" at the time).

But it was just one of those quotes that hit me, I knew exactly what the Rabbi was saying. Not so much that you're cheating yourself, but that being immoral for that one moment was enough to carry around (even now) a lead weight in my heart.

My mom worked at the local Catholic university, and they were always throwing these types of books out, I'm glad we are book loving folks and she rescued them. I have always read up on different religions and interpretations, this book and a few on Hinduism are some of the most interesting books I've ever picked up. A lot of universal truths throughout. I only wish I could remember the title.

memberchat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:45 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It was also said by Confucius, "ๅทฑๆ‰€ไธๆฌฒ๏ผŒๅ‹ฟๆ–ฝไบŽไบบ" or, "What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others."

dlite922 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:37:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We now know one good thing that was /repeated/ in the bible.

JayTS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's a little ironic that (some of) Jesus' biggest fanboys unflinchingly avoid this rule.

steadymagnethand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The Silver Rule is easier to morally justify. It states: 'Do not do unto others as you would not have them do unto you.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:27 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You know... I'll insert this here...

I have a feeling that the focus on religion in Mexico (95% Catholic I've read) is the reason for some of this. Not that religion doesn't steer people wrong at times, but it's such a focus that it's very hard to grow up there (I assume) and not come away looking at the universe as a place to pour out your compassion and not see it as a disgusting series of events.

This isn't an endorsement of religion or even Catholicism - just to say the moral framework from it is central to the culture from all I have learned.

TserraG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:13 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, so are drugs and killing rival gangs and policemen and civilians, it seems.... But yeah, every culture has those assholes, I think a lot of countries that aren't 1st world or "Western" definitely have a different cultural background or values. Americans especially are very concerned about privacy and blow potential safety hazards way out of proportion; we are also pretty much only concerned about ourselves (as individuals) or as a local setting, i.e. local events on the news are more interesting than global events to the American public. I have experienced first-hand the culture of even European nations and Canada. They are much more globally conscious than your average American, even though they are "developed." I think if your life is full of hardships, you can develop a few different attitudes: 1) The world hates me and I hate it, so I'm going to be an asshole right back, 2) The world hates me and I'm a loser and I'm sad, or 3) I have been through a lot and know how hard it can be, and I'm not the only one who faces these issues; I wanted help when times were tough, these people are having tough times, maybe I should help them. The third seems most prevalent in less developed nations, despite the harsher, often violent conditions they deal with every day.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:46 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, so are drugs and killing rival gangs and policemen and civilians, it seems.... But yeah, every culture has those assholes

Then pointing it out is worthless. These recent events went through my mind too - but I wouldn't bring up American sex predators when I start talking about what I like about the country. Besides, most of what you quote is crimes of opportunity and due to the economic benefit from participating.

Human nature is human nature, but I think some of these places also have enough emphasis on the moral underpinnings of their religion that it because an everyday feeling for most. Now, of course, I don't mean to say that a nation of Atheists would be inherently immoral. Dawkins explained that even those things we reject from the Bible (slavery) are things we have decided are wrong completely outside of any religious based moral standpoint.

TserraG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:35 on December 17, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Pointing it out isn't worthless. It's an observation. It's happening. It's part of the equation. I wasn't focusing on that, it was just a relevant thought. No need to go off and tell me my thoughts are worthless.

notomorrow ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:50:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The fact that you pretty much insulted a religious text in your post made me kind of angry. And then saying 'i'm not trying to be a douche' sealed it.

I am by no means religious, but I think that everyone is entitled to their religious beliefs, and I respect people who are different from me.

Saying 'lol hey theres one thing right in the bible' is absolutely moronic and ignorant. Making fun of someone just because they believe in something different than you is unacceptable in my eyes.

/end whiteknight rant.

DriftingJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:22 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry I rarely analyze what I say/type to such extents. I didn't really mean it like that.

What I meant and should have stated was that while I don't go to church every week or month for that matter I still have faith.

I was afraid I'd get major flameage from all the atheists.

I'm probably still being a ignorant arrogant jerk but I find that it is in my nature.....:/

notomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:49 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not flaming you because I'm an atheist, it's just that you were being disrespectful to one particular faith only on the basis of their beliefs.

I apologize for coming off as super harsh, I just tend to be the dude who stands up for opinions and beliefs, and though the Internet isn't the most... Well, it's anonymous, so what I say here doesn't mean much, but I'm like this in real life too :-p

Happy holidays to you regardless!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:00:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's like copyleft for helpfulness - anyone who hears it will henceforth put it into practice and the good deeds will spread.

bfalava ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:13:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's an idiom we use in Spanish... it applies to good and bad things...

Edit: "Hoy por tรญ, maรฑana por mรญ"

stygyan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:34:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It seems to me like a mangled translation of "Hoy por tรญ, maรฑana por mรญ". Thing is, I can't think of a short, catchy translation.

scottcmu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like Jon Stewart's "You go, then I go"

heyitsjihye ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:06:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

visions of a transvestite in a Santa dress dancing in my head..

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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live52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When last in Mexico City to visit a friend we booked a hotel in advance. My friend who is Mexican himself, told us that part of town was iffy so we should be careful. One day as we left the hotel I decided to get a haircut at a place nearby. This is unlike me but when leaving I left my bag with a fairly expensive camera, my passport and a fair amount of money. We were thirty minutes away, strolling around town, before I realized my mistake.

When we got back to the hair salon the two ladies working there started laughing before we even got in the door. One reached under the counter and handed my bag to me. Then she gave me a friendly lecture on taking care of my valuables. There are good people everywhere but we found that in Mexico there are more than average.

When we got back home several people asked us, "Weren't you afraid of banditos?" They had seen too many Frito ads. That question always made us laugh because nothing at all bad happened to us in the months we stayed there. Mexicans are very nice people and if you've never been there your image of them may be way off the mark.

SunshineIsBeautiful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:08 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Arrrrggghhh! From the time I read it I can't get that song outta my head!

snaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Stewarts "You go, then I'll go" was really inspiring also.

Trenks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:49 on June 2, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

each one, teach one.

KindaOffTopic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes we can?

Skapo ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 04:39:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

:')

I've had similar experience, I'm from an Indian decent and on my last trip to India we got in a huge car crash and are on the side of the road. I swear at least 100 people must have stopped at one point or another to check on us and help us out till a family member was able to come and pick us up (no AAA lol). But in America nobody really stops to help, but they'll all just stare.

this_isnt_happening ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 05:05:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The staring is what gets to me. You're on the side of the road, you obviously need help, and people just stare at you. Aren't they ashamed?

[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 07:32:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, they're scared. We've been conditioned by television and media to believe that everyone is dangerous and It's probably a set up to rob you and kill you or some other nonsense. Really its quite a shame. One of the best on top of the world feelings I ever get is when I can help someone in these circumstances.

Thimble ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:52:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, they're scared of being inconvenienced.

scriptsvcs ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 10:58:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Utterly pathetic. My wife and her 80+ year old grandmother had problems on Donner summit (I-80 crossing from CA -> NV). My wife was having seizures due to a medication issue, so grandma was holding a sign with "help" written on it. Not a single person stopped to help. If not for the CHP, they'd still be there. And yes, Donner summit isn't the place you want to be stuck with relatives... jokes about getting hungry don't go over too well. :)

gaso ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:01:51 on December 19, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My sister is a Muslim living in central Pennsylvania (we're white as ghosts, the rest of my family are atheists, long story), so she's always got a hijab on when she's driving around. She's been in an accident and had a flat tire on the highway, and both times someone stopped to help her. I'm not wild about this part of the country, I think there are a lot of close minded people...but boy does it make my eyes misty when I think of how grateful someone stops to help her when she's having trouble.

This was her facebook status yesterday:

I wish I could thank the anonymous guy who changed our tire along the highway better, I agree with Hamoody, who says, "I wish we knew his name and birthday so we could send him a birthday cake..." My kids also decided to name him "Poseidon the tire changing guy" since we didn't even get his name, so... Thank you, Poseidon the tire changing guy, wherever you are!

CACuzcatlan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:52 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

to see how bad donner can get http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

suzipoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I got in a terrible car accident about 3 years ago on the interstate. Terrible, as in, my car was on fire and I was wandering around on the side of the road with blood pouring out of my nose. Traffic was stopped for miles (busy interstate) because of that accident, yet literally no one got out of their cars to help. I saw plenty of people gawking out of their windows at me, though.

I guess people think it's best to just leave it to the cops/EMTs when they get to the scene, but it would have meant so much to me if someone had just stopped and asked if I was okay, and maybe waited with me until the ambulance got there. :(

relaci ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:35:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. Some of them are. Some justify to themselves that they do not have the knowhow or tools to help or the time. Some remember a "story they read somewhere" about a similar situation, but the broken down car was a ploy of a serial killer or some similar shite. And sometimes, they drive by, staring, wishing that they would have stopped, but they're far past now.

Not all, possibly not even close to the majority, but some stare as they drive past and wait for their apathy to come haunt them as they feel oh so ashamed.

I still feel bad about one particlar day i drove past a breakdown. I was in a rush to a job interview. That's not even close to a decent excuse. I still feel bad.

scriptsvcs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:00:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always stop if it's safe to do so (and it usually is). At worst I can make sure that they can make a phone call to AAA/CHP/etc, at best I can help out with a jump or tire change.

throwaway1024 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You're too hard on yourself. A job interview is certainly a good excuse. Going above and beyond is admirable, but not doing so doesn't merit guilt.

thisusernameismeta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's the thing. Stopping when someone needs help shouldn't be going above and beyond, it should just be natural. Not doing so shouldn't merit guilt because there should be plenty of people behind you who will do the same. Sadly, in America and other countries with an "American-esque" culture, nobody stops, they just stare. Suddenly helping another person is a frightening task and involves too much trust.

Take me to where there is a real community, please, get me out of this place where people are so scared of one another. Take me out of industrial civilization?

throwaway1024 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:14:27 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I understand that you feel that way and if you want to hold yourself to that standard, you can. But keep in mind that it would be really unreasonable to expect that of others. I'm not saying this from the perspective of a lazy American who doesn't value helping people, but from understanding that a job interview is pretty important. When you claim that something like this deserves guilt, you are suggesting that others should feel guilty every time they miss an opportunity to help others. If you believe this, why not sell all your possessions and go dedicate your life to helping those in need? Until you do, you too understand what it means to also value yourself.

Skapo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:15:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think I remember the term rubber necking from my permit lessons

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:35:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This has to do with the fear mongering media assholes I reckon. It's turned everybody into suspicious fucks. You never see good stories on the news apart from the retarded fluff pieces they have toward the end.

iguano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have to admit I've done this and felt bad the entire time. It was like I was stuck there and couldn't will myself to move and help them. Other times, I have sprung into action and it felt great, helping someone.

forteller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:27 on January 6, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe someone should make a tv show about a hitchhiker who does good things to those who pick her/him up..

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 10:04:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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Protuhj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:40:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In the US, someone might sue you if you try to help them in an accident. Sad but true.

(Think of the guy who tried to save the woman at the beach)

OriginalStomper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Most US jurisdictions do have "Good Samaritan" laws that protect amateur rescuers from liability, so long as they acted with good intentions.

Protuhj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:27:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Like the guy who helped the woman at the beach, he still had to get a lawyer, and spend time and money dealing with her after he (probably) saved her life.

My point was aimed more at the ridiculous nature of our society where, if you get hurt, you sue somebody.

diamondjim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:38 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't know about this. I hope she got sued back into oblivion for her actions. Nothing less than total bankruptcy would be appropriate for her ingratitude and lunacy.

Protuhj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:56 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Last I heard they are going on Judge Judy.

Gyakutenno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Come to Minnesota. There's ALWAYS someone that stops by to help if you're stuck. Just this weekend in the big snowstorm we got stuck at the pharmacy in a snow pile and a random stranger ran up to me and helped me push my car out of the snow.

Shoegaze99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:35:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed. I've had this experience many times. I've also been on the giving end of it, too, especially when I used to have a long highway drive to work.

Shoegaze99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

But in America nobody really stops to help, but they'll all just stare.

An untrue generalization that would be called out for what it is were it not in reference to Americans.

Americans do stop, often frequently, it just depends on where you live and the regional culture there. (People who think or assume that America is the same across the board painfully underestimate how disjointed and diverse it can be from region to region.)

For instance, if you're stopped on, say, the New Jersey Turnpike, good luck finding someone to stop. People will zip by at 80 mph with nary a second glance. On the other hand, if you're on the side of the road in, say, rural South Carolina, people will be falling all over themselves to stop.

I've sat on the side of the road for an hour with no one to help and I've stopped and had six or seven people stop within five minutes. It all depends on where you are.

shmian92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Your tale gave me chills. Thank you :')

badmathafacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the story. There is a common saying in Spanish that goes "Hoy por mi, Maรฑana por ti", which roughly translated is what he told you. It's common to hear that phrase in Mexico and Central America

Trisa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In Spain we often say too "hoy por ti, maรฑana por mรญ", so I think it's something from our culture (South American, Spaniards...).

Un abrazo a todos los compaรฑeros mexicanos al otro lado del charcho :)

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 03:19:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This might be my favourite post that I've ever read on this site. I teared up when I got to the "Today you... tomorrow me."

PetitPois ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:22:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's mine too. Have an upvote :)

superGreatAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Me too

ikoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely a very strong candidate for post of the year!

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why do people insist on informing the rest of the world that they started crying when they saw post X? I guess it's to feel a kind of forced closeness to the speaker and the community at large. Whenever i see posts like this I picture someone desperately thrusting themselves forward, trying to manufacture a bonding dynamic that is only really genuine when it occurs organically.

I think for most people, the line "Today you...tomorrow me", if seen on say, a daytime soap opera, would come off as more than a little trite. These types of lines are only referred to as containing gravitas in social situations, where there are other people available to share in a manufactured closeness that a shared appreciation of an important moment would provide. I guess at the end of the day that's why these types of posts really bug me. They come of as disingenuous or (eughh I hate this word) fake because it is obvious that the commenter is intentionally ignoring the true emotional value of a line. What's worse, he/she is encouraging others through a bonding aesthetic to join him/her in this intentional denial of reality. My distaste for these types of comments springs from the same place as my distaste for young-earth creationists, or anyone who refuses to be emotionally honest in an argument.

ruinercollector ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:52:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Right. People having an emotional reaction and then sharing that emotional reaction is fake and weak. Since they don't react the way that you do, they must be pretending in order to feel a "fake closeness" with other people.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I think that's kind of a specious argument, because I think our capacity for empathy indicates that there are social dynamics which we can all relate to. Literature, philosophy, psychiatry, comedy, are all fields predicated on this idea. Take Dane Cook for example. I do not find him funny. However, because I am capable of empathy I can objectively see why it would be funny. Even though I don't have the same emotional reaction to it as other people, I am still capable of empathizing with people who do, of understanding the dynamic that leads people to have that emotional reaction. Similarly, I think most beatnik/urban themed literature is kind of lame; it comes off as a little bit schticky to me. That being said, I can still see its appeal, the urban cool that makes it attractive to people. Arguing that because I don't tear up when I see stuff like this automatically means that I am incapable of understanding the social dynamic that goes into working up tears in contexts such as this is ridiculous, and I think you're being emotionally dishonest by arguing that there is nothing forced about announcing to the world that you are crying over a post you read on the internet.

ruinercollector ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Arguing that because I don't tear up when I see stuff like this automatically means that I am incapable of understanding the social dynamic that goes into working up tears in contexts such as this is ridiculous

I'm not arguing that you're incapable of understanding it due to a lack of empathy in general. I'm arguing that by your own words, you seem to lack understanding in this particular case.

I think you're being emotionally dishonest by arguing that there is nothing forced about announcing to the world that you are crying over a post you read on the internet.

People announce their emotional reaction to things all the time. It's human nature, and it's at the very foundation of nearly every artistic pursuit in the entire history of our culture. It's deliberate, but it is not necessarily fake.

internet_warrior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm arguing that by your own words, you seem to lack understanding in this particular case.

I do not think your previous comment was that specific.

It's deliberate, but it is not necessarily fake.

I think there's a difference between writing and then publishing a work of art versus publishing how you feel on a forum. There are different social forces at work. I agree that there is something cathartic about expressing how you feel. But as opposed to being isolated I think that in a forum like this, with its mob mentality, these feelings are exaggerated to an absurd degree. I don't disagree that this person might have found this post sweet. But I can also imagine this person consciously (deliberately) pushing themselves to tears to participate in the bonding ceremony that is occurring in this thread.

Proeliata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whether or not I agree with the rest of your argument, what the hell does this post being on the internet have to do with anything? HAHA IT'S THE INTERNET IT'S NOT REALLY REAL

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what the hell does this post being on the internet have to do with anything?

Because on the internet there's always a question of whether/not something is really real. You are always moved to question whether/not something is really real, you have to make a risk analysis of whether/not it's appropriate to cry/not. I think that is a barrier towards having a genuine extreme emotional reaction.

It's also easy to dismiss anything with caps lock. HAHA ABRAHAM LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES.

Proeliata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In real life there's also a question of whether or not something is really real. Unless you personally were really there you have no idea if your friend/acquaintance/person in a bar is telling you the truth. If you're just constantly refusing to allow yourself to have an emotional connection to what you're reading because it's on the internet and might not be real, well, I think you're missing out.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In real life there's also a question of whether or not something is really real.

I don't burst into tears when my friends tell me stories like this in real life either. Honestly, I think it would be a little inappropriate and would come of as disingenuous for the same reasons I posted here. I say, 'that's a nice thing that happened', and then I move on.

If you're just constantly refusing to allow yourself to have an emotional connection

I'm not refusing to have an emotional connection, I'm refusing to manufacture a feeling that isn't genuine for the sake of winning other people's approval.

Proeliata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:50:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, different people react to things differently. I wouldn't necessarily burst into tears if a friend told me about something like this to my face (partially because I would be embarrassed!) but I've certainly teared up at FREAKING COMMERCIALS even though I realize that they are completely manufactured, because some idea in them struck a chord with me. That's just how I am, for better or for worse. :P I don't know about the people you responded to, but in my case there's nothing manufactured about it. If anything, what's manufactured is my attempt to hide my emotion when there are people I know around to see it.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't burst into tears when my friends tell me stories like this in real life either.

Do you ever laugh when someone tells you a story? Do things you hear from people ever make you happy, or angry? Do those stories have to be real for you to react? Humans are hardwired to take in narratives, stories permeate every aspect of our societies. "Real" doesn't enter into it, or at best it's a secondary consideration, otherwise the film, TV, and literature industries would be dead.

I'm not refusing to have an emotional connection, I'm refusing to manufacture a feeling that isn't genuine for the sake of winning other people's approval.

You're extrapolating a lot about me from one sentence.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Do you ever laugh when someone tells you a story

Laughter is not as excessive a reaction as crying. My point isn't that people don't have an emotional reaction to this story. My point is that people exaggerate their emotional reaction in response to forum pressure. I think it's a problem because it inhibits effective communication.

You're extrapolating a lot about me from one sentence.

I'm really that good.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:34 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Laughter is not as excessive a reaction as crying.

As with a lot of what you're saying, this is totally subjective. First off, are we talking about a chuckle versus being racked with sobs? Or is it wheezing, can't breathe laughter versus the "tearing up" you found so objectionable in my original post? And by what measurement do you label a behaviour as "excessive"?

You're saying that my emotional reaction to this story was wrong because it wasn't your emotional reaction to the story. Do you see the error in that? I'm not you.

You're extrapolating a lot about me from one sentence.

I'm really that good.

Okay, this made me laugh. I'm taking it as a wink, although it occurs to me that you may have taken my comment to mean that you were right. Which you're not. At all. And you're not that good. Your assessment of the "forum pressure" here is overblown. You're not Sherlock Holmes, either. Five words on page can't tell you whether someone is being emotionally genuine or not. You don't know anything about anyone on here, and your certainty about their motivations is both puzzling and myopic.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:46 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As with a lot of what you're saying, this is totally subjective

It's easier to make someone laugh than it is to make someone cry. I think just common sense dictates this.

Do you see the error in that? I'm not you.

Everyone shares a human condition. That means that we react the same way to certain stimuli. There's something common ground regarding how people react to life, certain fundamental truths regarding how social dynamics work. I think most people pick these up experiencing life day to day, a notion of what the mean, or normal, emotional state is. I think it's ridiculous to make this claim that because I'm not you I can't extrapolate whether your reaction is a deviation from this mean.

You don't know anything about anyone on here, and your certainty about their motivations is both puzzling and myopic.

I'm using very basic statistical logic to make my assessment. I believe that it is unlikely that you unconsciously broke into tears when you read this post because the vast majority of people do not tear up by themselves when they read something inspiring.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:49 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's easier to make someone laugh than it is to make someone cry.

That's so totally not true. I could say "Hey fatty" to a chubby stranger at the right time and devastate them. Two words. "Your dad's dead." Three words. To a complete stranger, in the proper context. Can you make someone laugh easier than that?

Everyone shares a human condition. That means that we react the same way to certain stimuli.

Even within the mean, there's an enormous range of what's considered an acceptable variation. I watch Jeff Foxworthy and think that no one could possibly find him funny, but he plays to sold out rooms wherever he goes. I can't call his fan base deviants just because I don't share their taste, but that's what you're doing here. You're using yourself as the measure for everyone else. I'll explain after this quote:

the vast majority of people do not tear up by themselves when they read something inspiring.

You can't know this. You have no evidence. You're saying that people cannot be brought to tears by writing. Maybe what you meant to say was that the vast majority would not be brought to tears by the story told above. Even then your argument fails based on "basic statistical logic."

My first post above has at least 150 upvotes right now. I didn't say anything too profound, so I'm assuming the votes are because people felt the same (ie. they cried). But my post also contains a general comment, so let's say everyone's agreeing with that instead of the crying. Well, above mine there's about a dozen people saying they cried too, and the top voted comment of those is at about 350, which indicates other people felt the same. Using basic statistical logic, tears are not an unusual response to this story. If you think that this many people forced themselves into tears to fit in on a forum (where most of them didn't even comment) then either Reddit is a cult, or more likely, you're wrong.

internet_warrior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:41:54 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's so totally not true. I could say "Hey fatty" to a chubby stranger at the right time and devastate them. Two words.

I don't often see people weeping for joy in every day conversation. I see people laughing in every day conversation.

I can't call his fan base deviants just because I don't share their taste, but that's what you're doing here.

This is a bad analogy. There is a difference between the 'degree' of occasion and the occasion itself. You can lump Jeff Foxworthy comedy into the category of any other comedy act. You can't point to a comedy act like its a totally separate event from another comedy act and say that this difference is the same difference as between a comedy act and a heartfelt moment. It doesn't matter that you don't find him funny, it matters that in context the reaction of laughter is standard/viewed as normal. If I cried while watching Night at the Roxbury, it would be weird. If I didn't laugh at Night at the Roxbury, it would be considered normal. I'm not calling you a deviant because you're reacting differently to an appropriate occasion. I'm calling you a deviant because you're reacting differently than is standard to the occasion.

either Reddit is a cult

You have been here for over a year and you have not picked up the fact that reddit is a community? Of course there's a cult-like component to why people are reacting this way. I said initially that the reason people are responding this way is to join in on a manufactured bonding experience. You can't take everyone participating in a mob and say that 'each of these people independently reached the same conclusion'. You can't just pretend that there is no such thing as mob mentality.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:18 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm calling you a deviant because you're reacting differently than is standard to the occasion.

The standard according to you. You keep dancing around that point.

You can't take everyone participating in a mob and say that 'each of these people independently reached the same conclusion'.

Likewise, you can't take everyone participating in a mob and say that "each one of these people is here only because other people are." I'm not denying there's a knock on effect, that people show up because they see people already there. It's the reason sitcoms have audiences. However, you are denying that anyone in that audience actually finds the material funny. Or, since it's tears you find excessive, that anyone could really cry at a movie, a play, or a speech.

From the people who commented first, when no one was looking, to the stragglers, you're saying that everyone forced themselves to feel a certain way. How likely is that? Especially since your main piece of evidence is that you didn't feel the same way.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:51 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The standard according to you.

I really don't know how to provide objective evidence supporting the point that most people don't take the internet too seriously or as a very meaningful medium for communication. Circumstantial evidence: the exaggerated cruelty of people on the internet entails that people expect others visiting a comments section to take it less seriously than a real-life communication.

However, you are denying that anyone in that audience actually finds the material funny.

I'm not denying that there are deviations from the mean that exist. I'm stating that it is correct to assume that a deviation from the mean is the product of an exogenous variable, and that it is overwhelmingly probable that a mass movement from the mean would entail some outside force being at work.

when no one was looking, to the stragglers, you're saying that everyone forced themselves to feel a certain way. How likely is that?

People on here comment with the expectation that people will look at their comment, so this argument doesn't carry a lot of weight.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:24 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I really don't know how to provide objective evidence supporting the point that most people don't take the internet too seriously or as a very meaningful medium for communication.

It depends on where you are on the internet. Go tell a cancer support group forum they're not having meaningful conversations. If you can have a meaningful conversation through email, why can't you have one on a message board? If the exaggerated cruelty of a message board means I can't take the internet seriously, does the exaggerated cruelty in Lewis Black's political satire books mean that I can't take books seriously? Again, you're saying that because you don't find meaning in internet conversations, no one can.

I'm not denying that there are deviations from the mean that exist.

Except you're defining the "mean" as your own expectations instead of the behaviour of everyone around them. Thus missing the point of what a "mean" is.

People on here comment with the expectation that people will look at their comment,

So people that express an emotion are following the mob mentality, even when there's no mob, because what they're doing is anticipating the mob? That's a nice piece of circular logic.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:25 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Go tell a cancer support group forum they're not having meaningful conversations.

I think it's a very big stretch to compare a cancer support group forum with reddit or any social media message board. And even on those forums you have 'trolls'. People in real life don't go up to strangers in cancer support groups and laugh in their face, yet that phenomenon is seen on the internet. I wonder why?

If the exaggerated cruelty of a message board means I can't take the internet seriously, does the exaggerated cruelty in Lewis Black's political satire books mean that I can't take books seriously?

This is seriously the worst argument I have ever heard. You obviously don't take Lewis Black literally, correct? You take what he writes with a grain of salt. The same goes for the internet at large. You take what you read here with a grain of salt. That doesn't mean you can't have an emotional reaction. All it means is that something on the internet is generally not going to move someone to tears, just like Lewis Black's writing is not meant to whip someone into a psychotic frenzy.

Except you're defining the "mean" as your own expectations instead of the behaviour of everyone around them.

I honestly have no other choice. The burden is on me to somehow prove to you that people do not take the internet as seriously as real life interactions. I shouldn't have to prove this to you, you should be aware of it already because it is common knowledge.

That's a nice piece of circular logic.

I think you should look up the definition of circular logic. People definitely expect and hope that their posts will be seen, commented on and voted up on reddit. It's really hard for me to believe that you honestly disagree with this. If you want evidence, look at the 'here's an orangered' jerkoffs in some comments sections.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:06 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's a very big stretch to compare a cancer support group forum with reddit or any social media message board.

Really? Because on the front page of Reddit right now a woman is getting support and advice on how to deal with a decade long bout with back pain and morphine addiction. People post on here when friends go missing, when someone they know gets killed in a hit and run, and when their parents get murdered.

People in real life don't go up to strangers in cancer support groups and laugh in their face

You've never heard of a women's center being vandalized? You don't think people get trolled in real life? Fat people don't get yelled at, handicapped groups don't get made fun of, hell, meetings don't get streaked? If an incidence of trolling means something can't be meaningful, then movies are off the list because sometimes people yell at the screen, as are standup and spoken word performances, since they get heckled.

Or, conversely, you can accept that the level of discourse in a forum isn't dictated by the lowest common denominator.

You obviously don't take Lewis Black literally, correct? You take what he writes with a grain of salt.

But because you're taking him with a grain of salt, does that mean that you take everything anyone else writes in a book with a grain of salt too? Do you disqualify the entire medium of books because of what he does in his little corner of the publishing world, in the same way that you invalidated the entire internet because some people talk trash here and there? It only seemed like the worst argument you've ever heard because you're not understanding it.

The internet, like publishing, cinema, and television, is a wide and varied medium. Disrespectful talk on 4chan doesn't taint every human being's ability to discourse like an adult as soon as their terminal connects to the web.

The burden is on me to somehow prove to you that people do not take the internet as seriously as real life interactions. I shouldn't have to prove this to you, you should be aware of it already because it is common knowledge.

Except everyone around you on this site on this thread is acting in direct contradiction to what you're saying. How can it be common knowledge when people on this very page disprove your point that people cannot be affected by what they read online? Your only counterexample is you. Oh, and one other guy that agreed with you earlier.

I think you should look up the definition of circular logic.

You're arguing that people who comment late are following the mob, and people who comment early are just doing what the mob's going to to do. They're part of the mob even before there's a mob. That seems pretty circular to me.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:29 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

People post on here when friends go missing, when someone they know gets killed in a hit and run, and when their parents get murdered.

People also post here for advice about what to do about their SO cheating on them, about their wife being on reddit and making them feel awkward, about a whole host of things and secrets that they wouldn't just tell a stranger in real life. There's something that's clearly different about internet communication, an anonymity that makes you feel safe in the sense that you believe that there will be no real world consequences if you spill out your guts. There's a veneer of anonymity that separates you from your audience. There's a definite difference between telling the internet your problems and telling actual people.

You've never heard of a women's center being vandalized? You don't think people get trolled in real life

This is a ridiculous comparison. Internet trolling isn't considered a hate crime. Why? Because there is something about the internet that makes it less serious than real life. There is an expectation for trolling that doesn't exist in other places.

If an incidence of trolling means something can't be meaningful, then movies are off the list because sometimes people yell at the screen, as are standup and spoken word performances, since they get heckled.

I'm not arguing that the incidence of trolling makes the environment hostile to extreme emotional reactions. I'm arguing that the expectation of trolling makes the environment hostile to extreme emotional reactions. Just like I don't expect someone to take Lewis Black literally, I don't expect someone to take internet banter as seriously as real life communication. Why? I feel uncomfortable answering this question because it seems like it's impossible for me to make any kind of emotional assessment of a situation without receiving the argument 'well you're just one person, you can't know', which is really just a way of deflecting a real conversation about what the norm emotional reaction to a situation would be. If the person I'm arguing with refuses to seek common ground, to even try to get me me to empathize with his/her position but instead resort to the same deflecting argument, it's impossible to have an honest debate about these things.

Disrespectful talk on 4chan doesn't taint every human being's ability to discourse like an adult as soon as their terminal connects to the web.

Except it's not limited to 4chan. It's there in any unmoderated internet forum. And it's been documented in news stories by CNN, etc. Look up internet anonymity and I'm sure you'll see a whole range of articles about how people suddenly become more evil on the internet.

Except everyone around you on this site on this thread is acting in direct contradiction to what you're saying.

Except using everyone in this thread as an example is ridiculous because it's a biased sample. You're not refuting my argument about mob mentality by going back to this reference point.

You're arguing that people who comment late are following the mob, and people who comment early are just doing what the mob's going to to do.

I'm arguing that people comment with the hopes of gaining positive feedback on their comment. That is not a circular argument.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:37 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There's something that's clearly different about internet communication, an anonymity that makes you feel safe in the sense that you believe that there will be no real world consequences if you spill out your guts.

And how exactly does that impede meaningful communication? If anything you've made the argument that this forum allows for some of the emotional defenses that exist in "real world" arenas to be taken down.

Internet trolling isn't considered a hate crime.

Is disrupting a town hall a hate crime? Or is it trolling? Aren't Code Pink real world trolls?

I'm arguing that the expectation of trolling makes the environment hostile to extreme emotional reactions.

You're arguing that because trolling exists somewhere on the internet people can't have a meaningful discussions anywhere on the internet. Not everyone on the internet is as constantly fearful of being trolled as you appear to be. The vast majority of discussions happen online without trolls interfering, and I'd imagine most people only think about trolls when confronted by them.

I feel uncomfortable answering this question because it seems like it's impossible for me to make any kind of emotional assessment of a situation

I'm not looking for you to make an emotional assessment, I want you to use logic. There are billions of communications happening on the internet all the time, you are saying that NONE of them can be emotionally meaningful. Doesn't that strike you as absurd?

'well you're just one person, you can't know', which is really just a way of deflecting a real conversation about what the norm emotional reaction to a situation would be.

When your argument consists entirely of, "I'm right because this is what I feel," it's not deflecting the conversation to point out that your experience is not universal. The fact that you can't imagine someone feeling differently than you do betrays a depressing lack of imagination, particularly when you're touting your empathy.

I get what you're saying, you think the internet is a shallow medium for communication, where the presence of disruptive elements prevents people from expressing genuine emotion. I'm saying people express genuine emotion in hostile environments all the time. They can't help it. People said that movies and TV were shallow media, too. They were wrong, and so are you.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

When your argument consists entirely of, "I'm right because this is what I feel," it's not deflecting the conversation to point out that your experience is not universal.

I can only argue from my perspective. I have tried to make you empathize with my position. You have done nothing to try to make me empathize with you. You have instead tried to rely on flawed 'logic' pertaining to whether the internet objectively expresses something meaningful or not to X person which ironically though you criticize me for trying to express my own emotions as part of my argument relies on the same 'emotional common ground' to get your points across. Lets look at your arguments for why the internet is meaningful so far:

"The internet is meaningful in the same sense that books and music are meaningful"

Ignoring the fact that this is a flawed analogy because the internet is simply a medium and not an art form and a more appropriate comparison would be to a telephone conversation/newspaper, the fact that you rely on me to empathize with the point that books and literature are meaningful is not an argument predicated on definitive empirical evidence but on circumstantial evidence and me empathizing with this particular point (but importantly, not with how you feel specifically). It relies on me admitting 'I have experienced this too, so I agree that it is true'. It's the exact same argument I am using to make my point about expectations of trolling on the internet and why it is a more shallow means of communication. I can point to a 'general consensus' that seems obvious to me, and I can point to articles which refer to internet anonymity as enhancing people's cruelty. But I can't objectively and definitively prove that the people take the internet less seriously than real life just like you can't prove definitively that people in general are moved by literature or music.

"You are wrong because you cannot know because your sample size is too small"

An ironic argument coming from someone who expects me to empathize with their own positions on how people react to certain stimuli.

Is disrupting a town hall a hate crime? Or is it trolling? Aren't Code Pink real world trolls?

This does not refute the fact that there is an expectation of trolling on the internet. All it demonstrates is that trolling exists in real life. I also think you are working around this point. You yourself just compared internet trolls to hate groups. I responded and now it seems like oh internet trolls suddenly don't fit under that category.

And how exactly does that impede meaningful communication?

It impedes the emotional gravitas of a moment; it lacks a confrontational element. It's the same difference that exists between a boss firing a subordinate in person vs over the phone. Or being told an acquaintance has died over the phone versus being there when he actually passes away. The impersonal element of the internet reduces the emotional gravitas of any exchange.

I'm saying people express genuine emotion in hostile environments all the time. They can't help it. People said that movies and TV were shallow media, too. They were wrong, and so are you.

People do not use movies or television to communicate extremely personal dialogues between one another. The internet is not comparable to these two mediums in the sense that there is no dialogue between two people from TV or Movies. That's not to say movies and TV can't make you cry. But they make you cry for fundamentally different reasons than a comment such as the one we are responding to does. If your argument is that the internet as an extension of television or film or literature can move you, then fine, I agree with you because according to that assessment the internet is just a portable television or a very large book. But if you're arguing that the internet is used by the vast majority of people to exchange meaningful dialogue on par with real life communication, that there is nothing about the internet that impedes the emotional gravitas of an interpersonal moment for the vast majority of people, that's where I disagree strongly.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:51 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ignoring the fact that this is a flawed analogy because the internet is simply a medium and not an art form and a more appropriate comparison would be to a telephone conversation/newspaper,

"Art" is a subjective term. Are all movies works of art? Are all books art? They're media, their content is sometimes art. Further, if the telephone and radio fall into the category of media in which no meaningful communication can take place, does that mean that someone is a deviant for crying about something they heard over the phone or on the radio? If you believe that a radio program can't touch someone, then I'm really starting to doubt we're going to find any common ground at all. Ironically, I'm also starting to wonder if I'm being trolled.

just like you can't prove definitively that people in general are moved by literature or music.

You don't think this is provable? Do the hundreds of years of writings about the effect music and literature have on people not count? Images of people overcome by emotion as they listen to a concert? What if I took a poll right here on this site? Or would that be invalid because people were swayed by the hivemind? You've got articles that say internet trolling and bullying exists, but you won't find any that say that's all the internet consists of.

You yourself just compared internet trolls to hate groups. I responded and now it seems like oh internet trolls suddenly don't fit under that category.

My point was that trolling exists in real life, and that by your criteria that should eliminate those real life public forums as arenas of meaningful speech, as well. It was you who latched on to the idea that one of my examples was a hate crime. That point was secondary to my argument so I gave you another example so we wouldn't be diverted.

However, you also said that speech isn't taken seriously on the internet, and that there's an expectation of being trolled, and that if you spouted off somewhere online you wouldn't be picked up for a hate crime. But people have been prosecuted for internet hate crimes. People have been prosecuted for cyber-bullying. If your assessment of the internet was right, then these cases would've been laughed out of court, because the internet isn't a serious place and there's an expectation you'll be trolled.

The impersonal element of the internet reduces the emotional gravitas of any exchange.

But this isn't what you've been arguing. You've been saying that the impersonal element of the internet ELIMINATES the emotional gravitas of an exchange.

People do not use movies or television to communicate extremely personal dialogues between one another.

The person who made the post we're responding to didn't write it specifically to me. He wrote it in a forum where several thousand people read it. There are books published that have smaller audiences than that. Is it the interaction that means internet communication is emotionally void? What about a lecture that includes taking questions from the audience? Is public speaking not a form of meaningful communication, then? Renaissance era poets used to snipe back and forth at each other through their poems. Are those writings not emotionally meaningful because they were used for dialogue?

A few years ago, Stephen King published a book a piece at a time over the internet. People could comment, they could heckle, they could troll. According to your argument, a person who cried to a scene in the book is a deviant if it happened online, but normal if it happened with a print version.

But if you're arguing that the internet is used by the vast majority of people to exchange meaningful dialogue on par with real life communication,

I'm arguing that the internet is gigantic, and that your assessment of it is limited. I agree that in certain internet environments the tone can impede meaningful communication, but in the same way as any other medium. The sitcom format doesn't lend itself to sad messages, but that doesn't mean that you couldn't have a powerfully sad scene on a sitcom.

Also, the internet consists of numerous environments and contexts, whereas you think it is consists of one. Billions of communications are happening right now. I'm arguing that they encompass the range of human experience, and you think they ALL fall into a narrow set of parameters.

You didn't start all this off by saying that internet dialogue couldn't be on par with real life communication, you said that something written on the internet couldn't elicit real emotion. Don't try to change your argument now.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:30 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I think I realize what our fundamental difference is, because you won't let this one analogy go. You view the internet as a medium like television or literature, where you go to be the recipient of entertainment, not the contributor of material. Effectively, you see it as an extension of your TV, or a book. It's an entertainment medium to you, you regard all communication as one-sided with you as the recipient. I view it primarily as a forum where people communicate thoughts and ideas, where dialogue occurs between groups of people, and you get enjoyment out of those interactions. When you refer to the internet as 'large' you refer to it in the same sense that you refer to there being a lot of TV channels. You don't treat this poster as a real person, or this comment as something emanating from a real person, just like you aren't communicating with the author when you read his book. The comment and story is a commodity and you are the recipient. Your exchange with this person isn't personal, you are receiving a service.

I think that both views are technically right, they're just different ways of looking at reddit as a medium. I think of it more as anonymous facebook, you think of it as TV channel.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:54 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's actually a fairly accurate and remarkably concise summation. Considering how wide ranging this conversation has been, I'm genuinely impressed that you pulled it together like that. Every sentence in your response matters and adds insight.

I did mean that the internet being large was like TV having a lot of channels. In my previous post, I almost wrote exactly that sentence. And you're right, it doesn't matter to me whether the poster was a real person or not, I'm only interested in engaging with what he wrote.

What you said about you viewing Reddit as an anonymous Facebook is interesting, too. I roll my eyes at forced displays of emotion on my Facebook all the time. If I viewed Reddit like that, I might be on your side of the argument.

You've identified our fundamental difference well enough that I'm comfortable with leaving the argument here. As you said, both views are technically right, it's just a matter of different approaches.

I've got to tip my hat to you for how well you condensed the argument here. I honestly thought we were going to be hammering at each other for at least a few more hours. I appreciate, too, that we were able to have essentially a 24 hour argument, and have the overall tone stay civil.

andario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A soap opera is a soap opera. You do not come here to find those, but real stories, so I find GREAT to believe that "some" people are moved enough by a great human story to shed a genuine tear. Whether itยดs "fake" or not, itยดs just an election you make, just like giving a few coins to some guy in the street who says "Iยดm hungry": the possibility of that being true, itยดs worth the "risk" to me, more than the fact that he may be spending those coins on crack and cheap hookers. Ultimately you choose, Mr. Warrior.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Whether itยดs "fake" or not, itยดs just an election you make, just like giving a few coins to some guy in the street who says "Iยดm hungry"

But your genuine emotional reaction to something shouldn't be a conscious choice. You shouldn't have to say to yourself first: 'is it OK if I cry now? OK, it's worth the risk. I'm going to cry.' Do you understand how ridiculous that sounds? Genuine emotion shouldn't flow from some form of calculated risk analysis. By injecting social dynamics into the equation you rob any reaction you have to the moment of it's genuine-ness. Crying no longer becomes about actually caring about the story, it becomes about making other people like you.

Second, I think that you actually used a really good example with giving money to a homeless guy. That's another example of 'manufactured closeness': you're essentially paying to have a bonding moment with this person. It's a conscious decision to manufacture a bonding moment with someone, that same 'lunging forward' action I referred to previously. The actual aesthetic of the action is unimportant, the aesthetic of the action that you desire is what is important. Ultimately you are choosing to intentionally ignore your first reaction, your genuine emotional reaction (i.e. entertaining the possibility that this homeless person is using you for crack), to obtain this desired feeling of closeness. It's this same kind of mentality, this denial of reality and emotional dishonesty, that bothers me. It's a mentality that is counterproductive to intelligent discussion or even an effective dialogue with other people.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Genuine emotion shouldn't flow from some form of calculated risk analysis.

But isn't this exactly what you've done since you chose not to believe the story because it was posted on the internet? You said above that an internet story might not be real, so you didn't react to it. You're arguing both sides here. I had a gut level reaction to the story, and that's what I posted, but you (according to your own words (pasted below)) went through an analysis and decided not to react. Afterwards you posted a critique directed at me, but which describes your own behaviour.

You are always moved to question whether/not something is really real, you have to make a risk analysis of whether/not it's appropriate to cry/not.

andario ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I usually do not reply to any anonymous person on the net who calls my thoughts "ridiculous" or "counterproductive to intelligent discussion", yet in the spirit of the post (and for that reason only), I will tell you a couple of things, assuming that itยดs actually possible to have one of those "intelligent" discussions with you.

First of all, I think itยดs your argument the one that is simplistic: the fact that I "feel" something, doesnยดt mean that I unplug my rational brain whenever Iยดm "feeling". Chances are you cannot unplug your feelings when you "think", either.

Secondly, I am NOT "paying to have a bonding moment", Iยดm having a bonding moment "for free", and therefore, Iยดm rationally choosing to give away some money. Where you see "aesthetics", I see "facts", I see a guy that may be taking a sandwich that otherwise wouldnยดt be taking, thanks to my money; if that money is spent in something other than food, itยดs something I cannot control, and thatยดs fine with me, perhaps because I do understand that food is not necessarily the very first thing you "need" when youยดre in that situation. I know for a fact Iยดve been scammed in the past by giving people money they actually didnยดt "deserve", yet I feel that is part of the "game" of giving, and I feel way more satisfied giving AND losing, than not giving at all, just in case my nasty "rational thinking" may be right.

And I hope my "mentality" didnยดt "bother" you more than the people sleeping outside in the very same street youยดve typed your warm, cozy message. It may be my nasty, rational thinking, but I somehow feel capable of calculating the exact amount of money you gave away today.

I do hope you have a nice day.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Chances are you cannot unplug your feelings when you "think", either.

Whenever I laugh, I don't make a conscious decision to laugh. Whenever I cry, I don't make a conscious decision to cry. Emotion comes first, thinking comes after. I don't analyze my emotions while I'm having them, making conscious decisions over what to feel or what I want to make myself feel.

Iยดm having a bonding moment "for free", and therefore, Iยดm rationally choosing to give away some money.

Just like I'm not 'buying' a sandwich, I'm taking a sandwich and choosing to give a vendor my money? No, I am purchasing a service. the service wouldn't be provided if I didn't supply money. The emotional transaction wouldn't occur if you didn't supply money. Money isn't given voluntarily, it's a necessary component in the equation. The logic goes (give money --> feel bonding), not (feel bonding --> give money). If you provided the homeless man with no money, there would be no reason to feel good about yourself, no emotional transaction there.

yet I feel that is part of the "game" of giving, and I feel way more satisfied giving AND losing, than not giving at all

So you feel more satisfied in supporting someone's addiction to crack, than not supporting that addiction at all? No, the idea is that you want to support them to make them feel better, and in exchange you feel better about yourself for making them feel better. The problem is that you mention that your rational brain presents you first with the possibility that you are in fact hurting this person. But you choose to ignore it in favor of this bonding feeling you want, this emotional transaction you are trying to complete. You ignore the genuine emotional reaction (your first questioning phase) in favor of this reaction you want yourself to feel. You purposefully place yourself in a position of denial.

but I somehow feel capable of calculating the exact amount of money you gave away today.

I really don't feel bad about not giving money to homeless people.

I do hope you have a nice day.

No you don't. Often times, I've found that people who refuse to be genuine about how they feel, who insist on manufacturing their emotional states, tend to be pretty passive aggressive. It's grating, and one of the reasons why I don't like this trait.

andario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:49 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for detailed reply, Iยดm not sure what you made so interested in my messages (although I may have some ideas), but I promise I will give your thoughts the consideration I think they deserve. And sorry I cannot wish you a nice day, since according to your magnificent mind, Iยดd certainly be wrong. Have a (fill in your gaps) day!

internet_warrior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:50:00 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hope you learn to be emotionally honest with people in the future.

andario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:03 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks to your great teachings, I will be. Thank you!!

internet_warrior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:12 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are very welcome.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whenever i see posts like this I picture someone desperately thrusting themselves forward, trying to manufacture a bonding dynamic

The last thing Iโ€™m looking for when I come to this site is bonding (sorry people). Iโ€™m not an emotionally demonstrative person, and random tears are my least favourite trait in another person. So I can understand where youโ€™re coming from, to an extent. Sometimes when I see posts where someone says they cried, I roll my eyes. Most times, though, I think that the person connected to something in a way that I didnโ€™t. Everyoneโ€™s got different thresholds, and as you go on you realize yours isnโ€™t the only โ€œrightโ€ one. Iโ€™m sure there are things that touch you that I think are stupid. I'm not going to say you're wrong, though, because thereโ€™s no right way to feel.

that is only really genuine when it occurs organically.

Words like โ€œgenuineโ€ and โ€œorganicallyโ€ are so loaded they essentially meaningless. You may as well throw in โ€œnaturalโ€ and โ€œhealthyโ€. If someone goes on a roller coaster and experiences crap-your-pants terror, is the emotion invalid because it happened in a manufactured environment? Is the laughter in comedy club not โ€œgenuineโ€ because it didnโ€™t happen โ€œorganicallyโ€ on the street. Taking what youโ€™re saying to its logical conclusion, youโ€™re arguing against the emotional impact of all art. Youโ€™re saying that if an event didnโ€™t happen somewhere you thought was โ€œreal,โ€ then it shouldnโ€™t have an impact.

I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s what you mean, though. What youโ€™re actually saying is that because something didnโ€™t move you, nobody else should be moved by it.

I think for most people, the line "Today you...tomorrow me", if seen on say, a daytime soap opera, would come off as more than a little trite.

Your analogy is flawed. Itโ€™s like saying that because I laughed at a decapitation in a schlocky horror movie, Iโ€™d do the same if my paramedic friend told me he saw one on the job. As with most things, context is everything. There is no โ€œtrue emotional value of a lineโ€. By saying that a line is empty because it wouldnโ€™t work on a soap opera, youโ€™re saying that no sentence can ever carry emotional weight because I can imagine a context where it wouldnโ€™t.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If someone goes on a roller coaster and experiences crap-your-pants terror, is the emotion invalid because it happened in a manufactured environment?

You're misinterpreting what I mean by manufactured. What I mean is that people are consciously choosing to feel a certain way. They are telling themselves mentally 'this is a sad moment, I should cry' and they cry. They push themselves to feel a certain emotion. This is different than going on a roller coaster; your feelings aren't determined by a conscious decision. I'm not arguing against art, I'm arguing against forced emotion. Hipster attitudes towards music is a great example. A lot of it is objectively terrible (Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music for example). But people listen to it and say it's the greatest thing they've ever heard because of the hipster aesthetic, because it's cool to listen to a band that not everyone has heard of, or which not everyone likes (if you're going to argue here that 'well maybe people actually like it' you should at least admit that this aesthetic is part of the music's appeal, that the image surrounding this music is part of what makes it attractive). They're forcing themselves to enjoy this music so that they can participate in this 'hipster aesthetic'. This person could very well be 'moved' by this story. But it's the aesthetic, the community surrounding this story, that leads this person to make the conscious decision to push him/herself to tears. This person intentionally exaggerates how they feel in response to the community.

I don't think 'organic' is a loaded term. I think it refers to something that originates free from external influences. In the context of this argument I think it's definitely an appropriate word for expressing the dichotomy between a genuine emotional reaction and an emotional reaction that people push themselves to feel.

Your analogy is flawed

I guess to me a post on the internet does not carry enough gravitas as a moment to be on the same level as 'paramedic friend informing me of friend having head chopped off'. Honestly I don't think it's even close to a grey area. Like you point out, there are certain extremes that make a line either 'definitely schlocky' or 'definitely heartfelt'.

I guess it's possible that this person could just be emotionally frail. It's just logical I think to assume that the null hypothesis is true, that a person is close to the mean emotional state.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:49 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not arguing against art, I'm arguing against forced emotion.

Sure, but there's no possible way you could know whether another person's reaction to this story was forced or not. Certainly not from a single sentence.

it's the aesthetic, the community surrounding this story, that leads this person to make the conscious decision to push him/herself to tears.

Again, you can't know that. You're making an enormous leap in logic here. Your entire argument is based on this one assumption, that you know how all other people interact with forums.

I don't think 'organic' is a loaded term. I think it refers to something that originates free from external influences.

You've identified the problem right there. There's no such thing as a vacuum. Nothing exists "free from external influences." If you're reacting, by definition you're being influenced. In the context of this argument, an emotional reaction is influenced by a person's history, their current mental state, what they ate that day, none of which you are privy to. This idea of an "organic" reaction is an ideal you've invented, and which exists only in your head. If I asked ten people what an organic emotional reaction was, I'd get ten different answers.

there are certain extremes that make a line either 'definitely schlocky' or 'definitely heartfelt'.

I disagree. As I said before, context is everything. In Jerry Maguire the line "You complete me," made people cry, but then the same line made people groan and laugh in Night at the Roxbury. There's nothing in "Today you... tomorrow me" that is inherently trite. Rather, it's your preconceptions (ie. your history, mental state, and what you ate today) that are leading you to impose that triteness on it. The line itself is neutral.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:51 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Your entire argument is based on this one assumption, that you know how all other people interact with forums.

My argument is that people are capable of understanding and picking up what is a 'standard reaction' to a given event, and determining whether that event is outside the norm. Statisticians use this same logic to come to their own conclusions.

the line itself is neutral

Right, I agreed with you. like I said:

I guess to me a post on the internet does not carry enough gravitas as a moment to be on the same level as 'paramedic friend informing me of friend having head chopped off'

There are standard reactions for certain contexts. I think that this reaction falls away from the standard reaction.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:04 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Statisticians use this same logic to come to their own conclusions.

Statisticians use statistics. You're going by your gut feeling, just like those young-Earth creationists and emotionally dishonest arguers you expressed distaste for earlier.

There are standard reactions for certain contexts.

The problem is that the "context" you've been arguing about is the entire internet. And you've eliminated the whole internet as a medium that could make someone express an honest emotional reaction. That should strike you as wrong.

I think that this reaction falls away from the standard reaction.

Like I said above, your idea of "the standard reaction" is coming just from your gut. And as I mentioned in another post, the multiple posts above about others crying as well, and particularly the hundreds of (anonymous) upvotes put the lie to your assertion.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:29 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You're going by your gut feeling

I'm going off of the fact that there is a human condition that we can all pick up on and understand. Arguing that there is no human condition invalidates all art and several academic disciplines.

And you've eliminated the whole internet as a medium that could make someone express an honest emotional reaction.

Why? If I eliminate all quiet, heartfelt moments between my parents and I from making me bursting into raucous laughter is that wrong? Like you said, the environment in which a statement is made determines its meaning.

the multiple posts above about others crying as well, and particularly the hundreds of (anonymous) upvotes put the lie to your assertion.

That's not a good argument, because like I mentioned before people are participating in this mob mentality that provokes them to push themselves to feel a certain way about this story so they can participate in this bonding aesthetic. You can't claim that mob mentality doesn't exist, it's a recurring theme in the reddit community (hivemind).

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:28 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm going off of the fact that there is a human condition that we can all pick up on and understand.

That's called anecdotal evidence, and pretty generally considered an unreliable basis for an argument.

If I eliminate all quiet, heartfelt moments between my parents and I from making me bursting into raucous laughter is that wrong?

This analogy doesn't hold up. The internet isn't a genre, it's a medium. The appropriate analogy would be to eliminate all conversation as a place where you could burst into raucous laughter (or have a heartfelt moment).

this mob mentality that provokes them to push themselves to feel a certain way

Again, you're pulling an assumption about everyone's actions and motivations out of nowhere. If this mob mentality is so pervasive and powerful how were you able to resist its spell?

You can't claim that mob mentality doesn't exist.

I'm not claiming that the hivemind doesn't exist, I'm saying that by your logic there isn't a single genuine opinion on here. Sure, some people jump on a bandwagon, but plenty are there because they believe in it. Even in the middle of a stampede, there are people who wanted to go in that direction. You're tarring them all with the same brush.

Further, you're saying that if something has mass appeal, it's impossible to feel the same way genuinely. I can't like a blockbuster movie for real, because I'm just following the mob that likes it already. Which, oddly is the opinion of those hipsters you were so down on before.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:40 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's called anecdotal evidence, and pretty generally considered an unreliable basis for an argument.

It's impossible to have an argument about emotions without anecdotal evidence. I have to rely on the other person arguing to be emotionally honest about their points. The object is to get people to empathize with the points I'm making.

The appropriate analogy would be to eliminate all conversation as a place where you could burst into raucous laughter (or have a heartfelt moment).

That's not a correct analogy either. The internet isn't a concept, it's an environment, a location. If I go to a fancy dinner party, there are certain things that are appropriate and things that are not. If I go on the internet, there are certain things that are appropriate or not, certain reactions expected and unexpected.

If this mob mentality is so pervasive and powerful how were you able to resist its spell?

Not everyone has to agree of follow a mob mentality for it to exist. This is faulty logic.

I'm saying that by your logic there isn't a single genuine opinion on here.

That's not what my logic states. What my logic states is that when you see reactions that deviate from the mean, that are exaggerated, it is likely that they are products of mob mentality. That is not a strange conclusion to come to.

I can't like a blockbuster movie for real, because I'm just following the mob that likes it already.

I think it is normal for there to be deviations from the mean. Some people are emotional cripples. But I also think that it makes sense to assume that deviations from the mean as the product of some exogenous force, that the null hypothesis is true, because it is most likely to be true.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:52 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's impossible to have an argument about emotions without anecdotal evidence.

Not true. When you use words like "mean" and "median," which have a specific scientific meaning, you have to them up with data, not with appeals to vague terms like "common sense" and the "human condition," as you have been. If you're using "average" in a colloquial sense then we're having a philosophical argument rather than a scientific one. I'm starting to think that's where we're diverging. Your "mean" is based entirely on yourself. Your only evidence is you. You've got a sample size of 1.

The internet isn't a concept, it's an environment, a location.

No, as I said above, it's a medium. It's a means through with people communicate. As such, any type of conversation that a human being can have through any medium (angry, sad, happy) they can have through the internet. My analogy stands.

If I go on the internet, there are certain things that are appropriate or not, certain reactions expected and unexpected.

The internet isn't homogeneous. The types of conversations and norms will vary depending whether you're in YouTube comments, a sports forum, or a rape support forum. The tone of a conversation varies across different Reddits, and sometimes even in different parts of a single topic. It's not uncommon to see serious discussion of a tragedy up top and a pun thread below, on the same news item.

What my logic states is that when you see reactions that deviate from the mean, that are exaggerated, it is likely that they are products of mob mentality.

Your "mean". The one you defined yourself. Based on anecdotal evidence, common sense, and your sample size of 1. You're saying if a mass of people agree with you, they're normal, and if they don't they're products of mob mentality.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:35 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

If you're using "average" in a colloquial sense then we're having a philosophical argument rather than a scientific one

They're not mutually exclusive! I'm using statistics as a metaphor to define my position on the human condition and common sense. I think it's ridiculous to somehow think that people are unable to empathize with other people on any level. Even if I'm not 'the norm', that doesn't mean I can't understand 'the norm'. And I've provided you with circumstantial evidence pointing to the fact that generally people do not regard the internet as a medium that expresses really powerful genuine emotions.

No, as I said above, it's a medium. It's a means through with people communicate. As such, any type of conversation that a human being can have through any medium

It's inappropriate for you to break up with your girlfriend through text message. It's inappropriate for you to tell your wife that you're divorcing her and leaving with your secretary through an email. Medium, environment, whatever you want to call it, determines context just as much as anything else. Your analogy remains shitty.

The types of conversations and norms will vary depending whether you're in YouTube comments, a sports forum, or a rape support forum.

But there is a different range of behavior that is 'acceptable' or 'unacceptable'. If I decide to troll a cancer support forum I am not regarded as a monster. Conversely, if I choose to barge into a private AIDS support meeting at my local Y and accuse all of them of being gay, people will look at me like I'm the worst person in the world. Stop pretending like the internet is the same as real life communication, because it obviously isn't.

You're saying if a mass of people agree with you, they're normal, and if they don't they're products of mob mentality.

I've tried providing you with examples. I've tried getting you to empathize with my position. But you refuse to. Your entire argument is basically 'derp herp you can't prove it in a court of law'. Of course I can't prove it in a court of law. But I also can't prove that anger isn't the same thing as happiness in a court of law. All I can do is point to circumstantial evidence demonstrating that the internet as a medium is not treated as seriously as face-to-face interpersonal communication and hope that you are emotionally honest enough to try to empathize with my points.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:22:12 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Even if I'm not 'the norm', that doesn't mean I can't understand 'the norm'.

That's the core of the issue: there is no single norm, there's a range. The problem is you're usual a single reference point, ie. you, to gauge everyone else's behaviour.

I think it's ridiculous to somehow think that people are unable to empathize with other people on any level.

Yes! I agree that it's ridiculous, but that's what you're arguing: that because something appeared on the internet, instead of print, say, I cannot empathize with it. That the presence of a backlit screen suddenly means I can't be touched by a story.

It's inappropriate for you to break up with your girlfriend through text message. It's inappropriate for you to tell your wife that you're divorcing her and leaving with your secretary through an email.

These are kind of silly examples. It's also inappropriate for me to break up with my girlfriend through song, so I guess music isn't a meaningful medium anymore. Couldn't do it through poetry without looking like a jer either, so that's out. I'd argue that it's inappropriate to tell your wife you're leaving her for your secretary no matter how you do it, but you definitely can't do it through a novel, so that's not a real medium any more either.

Email, texting, internet. I'm starting to see a pattern here, what is it about electronically transmitting text that you think voids it of emotional resonance?

If I decide to troll a cancer support forum I am not regarded as a monster.

Are you sure about that? You don't think that the people on the forum wouldn't think you were a monster? If you told your friends what you'd done, they wouldn't think that it was a bit monstrous?

I've tried getting you to empathize with my position. But you refuse to. Your entire argument is basically 'derp herp you can't prove it in a court of law'.

And your entire argument is "you should think it's true because I that's how I feel." Oh, and "anyone who doesn't feel what I do is dishonest." Also, "Sample size: 1. And the hundreds of people around us on this site don't count."

But I also can't prove that anger isn't the same thing as happiness in a court of law.

I dunno, I'm pretty sure you could prove that. And are you seriously attacking me for asking you where the evidence is to support your claims? Really? And you began all this by likening me to a new Earth creationist?

All I can do is point to circumstantial evidence demonstrating that the internet as a medium is not treated as seriously as face-to-face interpersonal communication

You have't given evidence of this, but more importantly, this isn't what we were arguing. You stated that it was impossible to experience tears as a genuine reaction to something read online. I'm arguing that in the same way that one can cry to a book, a song, or at a movie, one can well up to something read online. That's the crux of the argument.

internet_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:53 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

there is no single norm, there's a range.

I already pointed this out. I think you fall outside this range.

It's also inappropriate for me to break up with my girlfriend through song, so I guess music isn't a meaningful medium anymore.

First of all I would like to point out that giving an example like this and expecting me to identify implies that you believe that one person, a sample size of one, can make definitive statements about the range of human behavior.

Second, this is a ridiculous comparison because music or literature or film isn't a form of conventional interpersonal dialogue. I don't communicate through song not because it's rude but because it would be bizarre. Conversely, text-message break up would be rude.

Are you sure about that?

Well, last time I checked writing All of you are gay on an internet thread in an AIDS support forum wasn't considered a hate crime. Conversely, writing it on the wall of an AIDS support group would be. So yes, I think there is a definite difference in terms of the degree of the violation.

And your entire argument is "you should think it's true because I that's how I feel."

My argument is 'I believe I have a good grasp of the normal range of reactions. I will provide circumstantial evidence and try to get you to empathize with how I feel because that's the only way I see it as being possible to have an effective dialogue about these things. We relate how we feel, and compare to see if we can empathize'. You've done nothing to contradict this besides argue 'You're wrong because you don't know!', which is ironic coming from someone who earlier accused me of circular logic.

And are you seriously attacking me for asking you where the evidence is to support your claims?

I'm attacking you for requesting evidence that is impossible to provide.

You stated that it was impossible to experience tears as a genuine reaction to something read online.

I never stated this. I said that it was an abnormal reaction.

I'm arguing that in the same way that one can cry to a book, a song, or at a movie, one can well up to something read online.

but a book, a song, or a movie are fundamentally different mediums than the internet, just like they're different mediums than a radio, or a newspaper. The internet is not a piece of art just like a radio broadcast isn't a piece of art, or a newspaper article isn't a piece of art, it's a base means of communication.

darkcity2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have to agree with you. Whenever I read about redditors crying or bursting into laughter in response to a thread, I think to myself, really? am i emotionally dead or is everyone else over-emotional?

Glad to know I'm not the only one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree and I did the same. We don't get to see many stories like this here, so it was an excellent read. I couldn't imagine such goodwill and kindness.

Beneneb ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 03:04:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for sharing that, that was actually a very heart warming story.

Johanu ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 03:11:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know about the rest, but this was pretty meaningful to me dude.

I tilt my hat in your honour, you seem to have a nice take on life.

rhoner ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 03:14:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. Honestly, that family deserves all the credit. I think about how what they did led to me helping a bunch of people, and how telling this story here might get others to help other people and it is just, I don't know... good?

PetitPois ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:25:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think you've just inspired a whole bunch of people with your story, dude, including me. I believe in Karma and I hope things work out better for you in the future after hearing you've had a tough year.

rhoner ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:33:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, the out pouring here was so sudden and not expected I feel like maybe my year is starting to turn around already... I'm glad I could help but it is Hector and his family that deserve all the credit and well wishes.

PetitPois ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:03:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's funny, the people we meet on our travels, likely never to see them again. But the impact they leave on our lives is extraordinary. I spent about 3 months in China this summer just passed and there are so many people I have such fond memories of for their kindness and generosity. It was a whole other world out there, the hostel scene is something I yearn to return to, I can't wait to get back out there and travel. And in that case I wish Hector and his family good health and happiness :)

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

it is so true... Makes you wonder why we spend so much of our time and energy on some things when a fleeting moment of interaction can mean so much more.

PetitPois ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:22:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed. I find myself constantly arguing with myself about how I should just fucking drop everything, get a shitty job and save up some cash and then head straight back out there and do some development work instead of wasting away playing computer games and watching TV :(

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wonder the same thing from time to time... not sure what stops me.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Do it, both of you. It's the only thing that'll make a difference. Inaction kills everything. Imagine yourselves ten years on from now, looking back at today being the day you decided to really give it a go.

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:55:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

fuck... you are right.

darien_gap ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 03:53:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Ten years ago, I backpacked in Central America for three months and everywhere I went, locals would offer me a ride if they saw me walking along the side of the road. It was very normal for them, as so many people don't have cars. It made me nervous at the beginning because I'd be an easy target for robbery and sometimes the ride was a pickup truck with a few guys in back with machetes. But once I realized that they needed the machetes just to do their jobs, it became no big deal. Everyone was super nice.

That is, until I got to about 30 miles south of Cancun, where more of the cars were U.S.ians tooling around in rented jeeps, etc. On that particular day, when I was trying to get to the airport to meet somebody flying in to meet me, nobody would stop, despite my putting my thumb out. I even walked up to a gringo at a restaurant and asked him point blank if he would mind just dropping me a few miles up the road. He just shook his head and rushed away, looked a little scared even. I realize that these people were bringing their context and reality into a new and unfamiliar context/reality (and I looked pretty scruffy by then), but it really made me realize what a nation of pussies we've become -- afraid to help a person with who's fairly obviously in a pinch -- because of the .5% chance I've got an ulterior motive.

TL;DR: Pick up people who obviously need help. Anybody encumbered by a huge backpack is the one taking the risk.

[deleted] ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 05:38:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I moved to Chile a few years back all my friends were seriously worried and really thought I'd come back in a body bag, if I was going to come back at all.

Fast forward a couple of years. I'm leaving Chile, heading for Miami, Florida. My Chilean friends were really worried: "The Norteamericanos are so violent, 300 million nut jobs with guns, you're gonna get killed."

Symmetry, ain't it sweet?

darien_gap ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 06:41:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It amazes me the degree to which people fear the harmless, but are cavalier about things that will probably end up killing them. People categorically suck shit at risk assessment.

tora22 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:37:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

People categorically suck shit at risk assessment.

So blasted true. Just look at what we do in our airports for fear of the bogeyman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All of the other responses to your post are incorrect. The correct answer is grokking statistics and poker.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:16 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Panamanian?

1_player ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

This is why you don't give guns to people.

fatnino ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:47:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

those chileans are crazy

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thats cause America is selfish. Face it, its an unreal reality that we hide behind. And chances are, most people who would kill you tend to be someone you know.

rfj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:41:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Symmetry is really funny that way. But I think one of the best things to happen to me was becoming able to see symmetry - when another person is thinking the same thing as I am, and to use that to understand them better.

xtracto ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:57:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As a Mexican (imagine that!) that's one of the reasons why I chose to come over to Europe instead of the USA... basically I was very afraid of living in a country where each and every person can have an AK-47 Cuerno de Chivo in his car...

Ya know, what if they think I want to rob them while walking of in the street. Drama and stigmas certainly go both ways, sadly.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's hilarious, (but actually not funny) that everyone is scared of everyone else. I'm sure you enjoyed your world travel, gratz.

People called me crazy when I went to India. People said I was truly insane when I went back a second time. They'll probably say the same thing when I go back a third time.

Proeliata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

People called you crazy for going to India? Where the heck do you live?

alienangel2 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 07:45:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I think it's some odd sort of cultural thing; maybe people here just aren't brought up aware that it's a desirable option to help someone at very minor inconvenience to yourself, so some people choose to do so on their own, while it never occurs to others. I grew up in the subcontinent, and moved to north america. A lot of people I know in the west are really nice people, good friends who'll study with you and hang out with and trade gifts at Xmas and birthdays and stuff ... but there's this horrible sense of give-and-take to many interactions with them that just doesn't make sense from my slightly foreign point of view.

It's mostly little things, like if I'm snacking on something at work and one of my co-workers wanders over, I'm going to offer him whatever I'm eating (chips, nuts, candy etc), it doesn't actually matter whether I'm hungry and the nuts were expensive and almost finished or not, I have to make the offer since I'd feel appallingly rude if I kept eating without them. The same with classmates in university, or housemates etc. Yet the same people will not share a damn thing if I wander into their cubicle. The same with rides to lunch and stuff, they're for the most part really averse to giving people rides to the place they're going anyway unless the person in question also drives and will give them rides in turn. After being puzzled for a while I've come to the conclusion that they regard it as their being taken advantage of if there isn't an obvious trade to be made. I haven't figured out a polite way to work out if they're short on money enough for the fuel cost to be relevant or something. Very strange.

Not to say that everyone is like that, but there are a hell of a lot more people with this attitude than people back home, mostly because where I grew up not doing this sort of thing was just considered basic good manners - there's plenty of corruption and deception and crime all around you too, but if you're in a situation where you're at least holding up the pretense of being civil, you have to be free with help and food - and if you're not just doing it to be polite you actually enjoy being helpful. Whereas here it's pretty much up to you to decide for yourself how helpful you want to be, meaning the ones that choose to be helpful without expectation of reciprocation are considered abnormally good people.

TL;DR USians as you put it can be incredibly generous people, but it seems to be a very self-developed thing that a lot of people don't develop, whereas other parts of the world more or less have it as a social norm to help others with little things when you can (even in a society where honesty isn't particularly abundant, courtesy and helpfulness are).

JorusC ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:22:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think that in situations such as roadsides, movies and urban legends have taught Americans to have an inordinate amount of fear. I hate the American fear complex, and while I don't stop every time I see a stopped car, I pick up my fair share. When my wife is with me, I practice due dilligence and do a quick check for signs of a weapon, and I make sure I could probably take the guy if it came to that. But seriously, people, grow a pair and help out your fellow man.

aaronrobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you've pretty much nailed it. as far as the east coast goes, catching any sort of ride is near impossible just because of the scary propaganda that's been produced. i think people in general are just scared out of their wits of 'being taken advantage of', & that acts as a barrier for even caring if you're being polite. the equation goes something like safety > kindness.

rhoner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:56:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds about right... we are just too afraid most of the time. Sad, sad state...

d-piddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:14:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would upvote this twice I had the same experience

Game_Ender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's not all nice in south america you know. In many areas, especially near tourist cities you are very likely to get robbed, have your backpack stolen or slashed open. I had a friend who had it happen several times on one trip.

darien_gap ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:37:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I had my share of dicey encounters. It's more of a rural/urban thing. People were very friendly out in the country, whereas I'd watch my back in the city. Just like in the U.S.

econleech ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:26:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

U.S.ians... is that like Americans?

slevenznero ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:59:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You know that everyone from the AmericaS are american. People from the United States need to stop claiming the continent has their own.

hypersonictofu ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:27:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Relax, "Americans" is not intended as a device to "claim the continent" as our own. It's a misnomer that has become an accepted identifier for describing citizens of the United States.

Navik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

When I first heard the word "Americans" used in a context other than U.S. citizens, it threw me off guard. I can understand the attachment made by other "Americans" but we and others refer to US citizens as Americans not simply because of the continent but because of the name of our country: The United States of America. I personally contend that shortening it to "America" has a better ring to it than "U.S.ians."

schammy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:00:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much the whole world says "America" when talking about the US and "Americans" when talking about US citizens. It's not like we held a knife to the world's throat and forced them to use these words. It's just the way it is. I know what you're saying, but I'm just saying, the whole world does it so don't blame us!

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:03:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much the whole world says "America" when talking about the US and "Americans" when talking about US citizens.

Eh, no. In South America it's much more common to say "Estados Unidos" (United States) and "estadounidense" (unitedstatesian, I guess). In fact, do a Google search: estadounidense has 15.7 million hits, norteamericano has 12 million hits. If you search for just americano most of the hits use the word to refer to the continent.

schammy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:25:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, I suppose people who live in other parts of the American continents would be the exception to this rule. Obviously that's a large number of people. But I see people from Europe/Asia all the time say "America" and "Americans" and it is quite clear they are referring to the US in almost all instances.

papercrafted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

but this is MERICA!

GoldenBoar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:59:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, they're not.

People from Canada are Canadians. People from the United States of America are Americans. People from Mexico are Mexicans. People from Chile are Chileans.

People from the continent of North America are North Americans. People from the continent of South America are South Americans.

There is no continent called America.

TrolI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck that. Very few people call people from the America's as "Americans". 99% of the time, "Americans" refers to people from the United States.

yacob_NZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think thats the poi....Oh.

Walks away whistling

packetinspector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. But I go with 'U.S. Americans'. Better sounding than U.S. ians I think.

darien_gap ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:28:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Yes.

Force of habit, popped back up while recalling this story. In Latin America, I picked up the habit of referring to myself as Estadounidense ("United Statesian") as a small token of respect to the other kinds of Americans. In more formal contexts, at least. Then they'd call me "Americano" almost to let me know, yeah, it's ok to call yourself that. Then I'd leapfrog that and just call myself "gringo," until I realized that made people a little uncomfortable, a little too self-deprecating, as they would consider it pejorative.

Gringo really nails it here though. I should've used that throughout the story.

daftbrain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:55:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

S/he's referring to people from the United States.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:08:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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eramos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:41:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Only if you're an obtuse douchebag

Jackccx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Culture and frequency is everything though. In Central America, giving people a lift is the norm, so your chances of meeting a psycho are slim.

Near the U.S., this is NOT the norm. So any guy who asks for a lift has a MUCH higher chance of being a psycho or up to no good.

Some guy offering a lift is also suspect. It's just a cultural thing.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nation of pussies? Man you have no idea.

I can't count how many redditors have said they have fled the country of America due to fear of the government. It's like, if feel there is a problem, how about attempt to change it instead of stick your head in the sand and run away from the problem.

The original high minded goals of this country have been abandon for quick profits and in the wake, a nation of spineless cowards have been created.

LouisCyphier ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 09:00:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

This needs to be spread like a virus.

cartoon_gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:49 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. I've begun saying it (edit: only when helping people on the road).

iamyo ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 13:56:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hm. It's such a stupid thought I have all the time when I go to Mexico (I go once or twice a year) but I can't help having it, which is basically: Mexicans on the whole are about 50 times nicer than Americans.

I'll be in Mexico, everyone kind, mellow, helping me out, whatever, smiling, not freaking out about a bus breaking down and then I'll get on the plane and every American looks like they have been constipated for about 12 days, complaining about every fucking thing then running off to their yoga class because their head is about to explode from the stress. You'll see Mexicans selling peanuts who have to walk 5 miles from their job and they don't complain but you'll get on the plane and some guy will be going on and on about how his IT people won't let him get an Android.

There's something wrong with people here. On the whole, we are vastly more miserable than people who are a lot poorer than us. And I really wonder if it isn't because we are so self-centered? We don't even notice other people most of the time, except when they annoy us. And I do not exempt myself.

the_walrus_was_paul ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with you 100%. I am mexican america, born in raised in california. The first thing I notice when I go to Mexico is how happy and friendly everyone is over there.

The funny thing that I notice is that whenever someone enters a restaurant, they greet everyone! They come in and say "buenas tardes" and the whole restaurant says it back! Can you imagine that here lol?

[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 05:43:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

this is one of the best things ive ever read. I was at lake mead once, and my friends car battery dies, she left the lights on, so she gets it started ( a miracle start) and then after about 30 seconds turns it off again. i almost slapped her.

anyways, this mexican family shows up to fish at like 9 at night. we have no jumpers etc. he fiddles around for a while, goes to the back of his truck and pulls out a huge fucking extension cord. the kind that arent cheap. and just cuts it like its nothing. then he rigs up the batteries and off we go.

i was like omfg, do you know that guy just sacced like 50 bucks to get your car started? the bitch didnt even care. :C

teev00 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:59:45 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You need new friends.

Gaeap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Should have left her out there :(

[deleted] ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 03:13:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

...big signs that said NEED A JACK and offered money.

I think you got lucky.

rhoner ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 03:16:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I can't tell if you are making a sex joke or not :)

Funny thing is, I took the sign down before the family stopped. I was writing out my hitch hiking plea on the other side as they pulled up. Dude just stopped because I had flashers on... he is my hero.

gwbushsr ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:39:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure he's making a funny sex joke. Also, great story, thanks for writing it.

rhoner ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:40:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

See, I know i need sleep when I can't pick out the masturbation jokes...

ColeSloth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:34:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

no no. As in, you were offering to jack someone else off for money.

NobleKale ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:08:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Either way, sounds like he needs a hand with euphemisms...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or unlucky, depending on how you think of it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, that was the first think I thought when I read that.

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 05:18:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was in a similar situation. It was about 2 am and a deer jumped in front of me. I avoided it, but blew out both passenger side tires. I could replace one with a donut, but still was out a tire. I stayed at the side of the road for close to 2 hours before someone finally stopped to help. I explained the situation and he just gave me his spare tire.

He hung around till I had gotten it on the car. I had no cash to offer him. He told me not worry about it, but tires aren't exactly cheap. We talked for a little while when I got my first good glimpse of his face in the headlights of a passing car. His eyes were redder than the devil's dick. I joked "You must either be really high or really tired." He responds "Both, actually."

We shared a bowl and went our separate ways.

rhoner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:28:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Now thats a stand up cat....

BelindaMarie ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:55:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Second this story! My sophomore year of college, I was driving a ford taurus with electrical problems. I was paying my way through school, and I hadn't saved up the money to replace it yet. The electrical problems basically meant that sometimes it started, and sometimes it needed a jump. Every fucking time that summer the only people there to give me a jump were mexican or south american. In return, I try to pick up hitchhikers or stop for people with car troubles. :) Today you... tomorrow me :)

realblade ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 03:25:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Beautiful. Poor people in general will offer more help because they probably needed it in the past for any reason and maybe no one helped them. So they know how it feels to be ignored.

cstoli ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:36:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great. Now I am crying on a plane over Lake Michigan.

rhoner ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:40:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Glad I could help! On the bright side, at least you aren't at work?

Cdr_Peter_Q_Taggert ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:25:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he's the pilot. Which could be a bad situation...

rhoner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:34:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that really why they put locks ont he cockpit doors... private reddit surfing, no pesky flight attendant bothering you

maddys22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

LOL

Misstrees ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:53:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We live at an amazing time in history. you are in a fucking metal object a mile high in the sky and you are able to read something that someone miles and miles away has written. DAMN that's just so cool when you step back and look at it

LouisCyphier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Indeed it is.

cstoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:32 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't really think about it, but Damn! You are completely right!!

allforumer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:15 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
HumboldtBrewer ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 04:06:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I got stuck in the snow one time pulling over to play around in it with my girlfriend, (neither of us have really experienced snow). After a while a van of mexicans shows up. Like 6 or 7 hop out with shovels and pieces of lumber, we make a little corduroy road for my car and I'm out! Before I can get to my wallet to give them some cash they were gone. I was boned without them, stuck in the mountains with no service.....

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live in a semi-rural area in MI and people not stopping to help other people stuck in a ditch is my big pet peeve, I will say that most people stop and help, but I've been passed plenty of times, and every time I hope that person goes off the road on their way home.

bhole1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Having just been through the big Minneapolis blizzard, it was awesome seeing whole communities rise up to help clear driveways/roads/sidewalks and for random people to help others when stuck. Some guys I work with were bar-hopping around Saturday night in the teeth of the storm and were stopping to help every stuck car they found, despite being drunk as skunks. Except the driver, I guess.

FrankReynolds ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:17:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It has become apparent to me over the past 4-5 years that the people most likely to help those in need are the less fortunate.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:37:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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kafitty ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:01:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

oh come on reddit. i know we're all anti-religion around here, self-included, but there ARE some actual tidbits of decent advice in that silly book. no need for downvotes.

FrankReynolds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"...it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

You got the gist of it though.

punxandskinz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:28:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well yeah because they know what it feels like.

Vsx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

My wife and I make roughly 5-6 times the average income for our area.

I have helped 3 people on the side of the road this year. I let one guy use my cell phone and sit in my car with his baby while waiting for the tow truck (it is cold here) after he spun out and hit a guard rail. I changed a tire for a couple women who looked very confused on the side of the road. The third one I stopped to help a guy who was walking and said he needed directions, I ended up just giving him a ride because he was going my way and seemed nice enough. He might have been wearing the most broken down shoes I've ever seen in my life, he had a really nice coat though.

I think maybe poorer people are more likely to stop because the well off people assume that you have a tow truck, or AAA, or someone else coming to the rescue. Money solves pretty much any problem on the road, and it just doesn't occur to them that the guy who is standing there might not have any. Conversely, people who are poor have been in similar situations and realize that an unplanned situation can break someone with no money.

Of course all of that doesn't apply when you have a big sign in your back window like the OP indicating that you are screwed and need assistance. I don't know where he lives but around here a maximum of 3 cars would go by before someone stopped with a jack. I went off the road two years ago and the next plow truck that went by pulled me out. Three people in large pickups had already stopped to help me but we broke all kinds of ropes trying to drag my car out of the ditch. No one would take any money.

chris_ut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There was just an article posted to reddit yesterday I believe (or maybe it was Fark) about a study showing that less fortunate people have more empathy than the well off because they depend more on the assistance of others and thus are better able to recognize when people need assistance.

Dontalwaysderp ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 04:32:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As an hispanic, living right in the border and with Mexican friends and parents I can testify to that. We are always eager to help. My Dad is the kind of guy that if he sees you at 4 AM in the middle of nowhere he will stop and help and of course, he educated us this way. Nowadays it's a bit harder to find the Mexican hospitality and friendship because violence is awful in the Mexican side but no matter what, you will always be helped.

tora22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a gringo and it breaks my heart to imagine what it's like trying to raise a family in places like Juarez. Do you think the violence is ever going to get under control or is just that so long as there's a billion dollar drug trade there will be turf battles?

I wish Prop 19 had passed. It might have helped a little.

Dontalwaysderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I was so eager to see that Proposition to pass, even if it wasn't in Texas. Things are pretty rough right here, Most of my friends and their families moved to El Paso. The city is pretty much dead. Yesterday for example, the medical field of Juarez went on full strike, not even the ER was open. I've seen some friends die and been deeply affected by this drug war.

Ironically, the commercial boom in El Paso is incredible and the city is growing at an alarming yet wealthy and organized pace.

Rock50d4 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 04:59:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from mexico and this is common practice. I was always taught to help those in distress knowing that one day that might be you. I still have family there, go back at least once a year and we have more than once stopped to help change a tire (no jack), give a jump (his alternator went out so we stated the car with our battery, took the battery out and we drive behind him for about 80 kilometers to make sure he made it to his home town) and give a ride for gas. When I've done it in the US peopled looked at me weird, even scared at times. It definitely made me a more prepared driver

rhoner ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:19:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Don't change, man. You are the better person.

introspeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

knowing that one day that might be you.

It seems that having money lets people forget this. I live in an affluent area near Philadelphia, and when my car died by the side of the road, hundreds of cars drove by. I was out there with my hood up for an hour before anyone even thought to stop. He couldn't help, but offered to give me a ride at least.

My brother lives in a fairly poor area in Maine. If his car dies, the first car that comes along will stop. And he stops when he sees someone. They all know that it could just as easily be them broken down by the side of the road.

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:52:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was on the camping trip from hell. We drove out to campground with my camper in tow and the guy I was with insisted we couldn't let the truck idle while we setup. By the time we were done the battery was dead because we needed the headlights to setup the camper.

Our other friend who was suppose to be there already was nowhere to be found. Didn't answer his cell and there was no sign of him at his tent. We asked around the campground and nobody had jumper cables. We had a few beers and went to bed.

The next morning our friends truck was there and he almost made it to his tent. We woke him up and headed to town for jumper cables. On the way e ran out of gas on a country road. We coasted into an old farm. It looked like where cars went to die, there were about 20 beat-to-shit old cars there. My friends and I were kinda freaked out.

3 mexicans came out of nowhere. We looked at each other uneasy. We told them that we ran out of gas. Quickly 1 ran to get a gas can, then apologized that they didn't have any!

We loaded into their van and they took us to a gas station. We filled the can up and then tried to fill their van up, but they refused. So we headed back to the truck and just before we got back to the farm my one friend offered them $20. They refused and said "Today you...Tomorrow me".

I was 17 at the time, just got my license and that really stuck with me. I'm not going to say that I always stop, but I try to whenever possible.

rhoner ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:59:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So is this a common saying in Mexico then? I had never heard it phrased like that til my situation. It is eloquent, concise, way better than pay it forward. It's my new motto.

mextremist ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:29:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, the original goes: "hoy por ti, maรฑana por mi", which means today for you, tomorrow for me...

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It sure seems that way, doesn't it? I haven't heard it from anyone else before and it blows my mind that we both first heard it in similar situations.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:08:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

the weirdest part was right after I responded to you someone else commented on my original submission with a link to the song Today for Me Tomorrow for You from RENT. Now I am picturing Hector as a big musical theater fan and it just makes me smile.

hiqualitystuff ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 03:16:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

as much as this is heart warming, it is also quite sad. I am an immigrant to this country, and back home, people will make a line of cars to help out strangers. it seems here in this stressed out world of capitalism, where money is money and thats all that matters to some. ah ignorance spreads like a virus.

abledanger ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 03:44:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think it's greed at all. I think it's fear.

The media beats into you that, at any moment, a stranger could rob you, or kill you, or kidnap you. All we see on CNN and Fox are stories about murders and rapes and explosions and war. It's a never ending barrage.

In reality, those things happen very rarely. And I think they would happen even less if we, as people, were decent to each other.

PiaJr ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 04:36:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was just about to post the exact same sentiments. We are taught from a very early age not to trust strangers. That our neighbors are all serial killers waiting on the right opportunity to kill us. That we are all just one panel van away from becoming a human skin suit. Not only do these things rarely happen, they happen FAR less than they used to. But if you want evidence that this country is twisted: the crime rate of today is WAY less than the crime rate of 1960s yet an overwhelming majority of people would say we have a serious crime issue and that "the country is getting more dangerous." Stupid media...

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 05:57:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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kingfisher79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps a better word than stranger is neighbor. Not to get all preachy or religious, but the in the Parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus answers the question of "who is my neighbor" by showing how to be one. The religious folk in the story keep right on truckin' and don't stop to help, but the outcast is the one who takes time to stop and care for the guy.

gotz2bk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You could use 'potential acquaintances' if you detest the word strangers.

NWLierly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Unknown friends

Itchyfella ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 06:46:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps the crime rate is less because people are more cautious than they used to be?

stygyan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:32:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or maybe the crime is exactly the same, but there are more people to spread it on?

gwbushsr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I bet wikipedia can answer this.

fromkentucky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The crime rate is lower, but the population has tripled, so there are more occurrences, per day, than 50 years ago.

However, 42,000 people die annually in car wrecks.

stygyan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:07:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cars: helping Darwin since the Ford-T.

TrolI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Problem is, the difference between today and the 60's is that crimes and wars get published way more, and news is everywhere

fromkentucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The crime rate is lower, but the population has tripled, so yes, there are more per day, than 50 years ago.

However, 42,000 people die annually in car wrecks.

hiqualitystuff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:51:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

if the media could be regulated, for the best, that be the best piece of legislation that this country could ever pass

megret ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 04:45:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've been mugged twice, and because of that (and since I'm a lady) I'm really nervous about letting people into my car. But I do stop to help change tires, and if someone is out of gas I just explain "I can't give you a ride, but give me 10 minutes and I'll be back with some gas."

When I was 12 I was standing on the side of the road waiting for a bus to take me home. It was cold and raining, and some lady pulled over and gave me a lift. I was grateful for it. When she dropped me off she said, "You shouldn't accept rides from strangers. It's dangerous." I laughed and said, "You shouldn't pick up hitchhikers. It's dangerous." She laughed, but I didn't tell her the only reason I got in her car was because she was in a nice part of town and driving a Mercedes. That probably would have made her nervous.

taamus ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 05:03:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have never had the experience of picking up a hitch-hiker, but I make it an effort to always pull over when I see someone with their hood up on the side of the road, scratching their head and wishing someone would help them fix something they cannot.

One instance is when I flew back home to visit family, and the night I flew in I had to run some errands. After I ran my first errand I left the parking lot only to see a car on the side of the road. I pulled behind his car and asked if he needed help. Turned out the distributor on his car was messed up, I ended up giving him a lift to the local parts store, and helping him install it. The whole process took about an hour.

The guy was incredibly thankful, it turned out he had a final due the next morning and was freaking out before I showed up. All I told him is that I was glad to help and I hoped he would do the same someday.

hiqualitystuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

well this all goes back to the main point. picking up hitchhikers is based on personal judgement from experience. I can say from my experience, on a NY-Cali trip, the 3 times i applied judgement, I made a bad choice. SO i was driving, and i saw 3 different hitch hikers. first one in NJ, I didn't pick up cause he seem mean looking, second one was in Vegas, it was hooker-looking woman, I avoided that too (don't want trouble with the wife). and the third time was right before California. now this time it was a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL. HELL This girl needs help to get some where. and it so happens that she is the one with the bad intentions, had a knife.... I have a pregnant wife. she stole some cash and left us. but damn judgement can be misleading. SO this really tells me that in order for this girl to make ends meet by robbing people like us, she must really have no choice. Good job no-child-left behind, and all the rest of the BS this country offers

leomontagueX ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 05:29:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I lived for the first 24 years of my life in Mexico, where there's a very real risk that people may rob you, kill you or kidnap you.

We still stop to help people stranded on the road.

ColeSloth ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:32:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. Even though violent crimes have gone down dramatically over the past 30 or so years, it's now more than ever before that people here are afraid of anyone else all the time.

HolaChicka ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:42:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As a young female I've never stopped to help someone on the side of the road because I am afraid, and I know the person I help is most likely good, but the fear is just so deeply engrained.

:/

ookle ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 06:56:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'd rather be kidnapped, raped and killed by some asshole after spending my life picking up hitchikers and helping out people on the side of the road than live into old age without doing a damn thing.

mad_toothbrush ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:35:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Have you actually been ever been kidnapped, raped or threatened to be killed? Things tend to change when something moves from an abstract threat to a life changing experience. I'm not saying you're wrong - apathy is the rot of our age, but spare a thought for those who are cautious because of what they have suffered.

ookle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:54 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I made the comment because I think its come to the point where legitimate fears are now second to illegitimate paranoias. I understand that some are cautious because they have been victimised and given that, what I said may seem crass; I don't enjoy that these things happen, and I am personally not without my own experience of people with very poor intentions toward me. However, there is an element of irrationality to these cautions, entirely natural and justified, but irrational none the less. Having had some random act of ill will done to you does not change the likelihood of it happening again, though it does change ones outlook considerably. Now it seems to me that we just require the existence of ill will to prompt this response. If it truly is that there is a war on for our freedom, then so be it, maybe it will take me; but I think that to act as though around every corner there is a fiend because there may be and there may have been before around some similar corner betrays that value which I best feel necessary for us today, and for which many do believe it is worth fighting. I just want to see a bit of a shift in thinking.

fromkentucky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure that was the point of the Declaration of Independence. They would have rather died as free men than lived as slaves.

thegnome54 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:41:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Bullshit.

ookle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Fuck you. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Edit: emphasis

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So you actually are proposing the gnome to have sexual intercourse with you?

ookle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:00 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes I am. Yes I am indeed.

the_truth_hertz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think rape means what ookle thinks it means.

fromkentucky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:07:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I like you.

xvtsx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that comment makes you sound a little ignorant. :(

Mr_Clownn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:25:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think you are absolutely right. As a society, we focus on the extreme stories and talk about them as if they happened in our own yards.

Of course there are going to be hundreds of stories of terrible human behavior in the news everyday; you're taking from a sample size of 300 million people!

I guess my point is that a lot of people don't seem to put information in the proper context, so they freak out and think everyone is going to rape their baby and steal their shoes.

TobiasParker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:48:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for not blaming capitalism(of all things) for the dispassion of the populace, like people in China are running around saving babies from burning buildings and the such.

ookle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:58:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, everywhere has their fair share of assholes.

Except New Zealand. Those people are just wonderful.

NobleKale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You make Australia sad.

ookle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:22 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, look at that, Australia trying to take credit for something New Zealand did.

how bout that

I like both actually, but if I had to chose one, and could take all the good things about living over the trench with me, I'd probably choose New Zealand.

NobleKale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:39 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I SWEAR WE DONT WANT RUSSLE FUCKING CROWE OR MEL GIBSON, GODDAMNIT (OR CROWDED HOUSE EITHER)

ookle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:36 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Point taken.

BearsBeetsBattlestar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I agree with your point overall, but come on, China is capitalist in all but name only.

EDIT: I am upvoting you, also, for planting the image in my head of this mythical China full of super Samaritans. I'm picturing ordinary people kicking in burning doors and flying out second story windows cradling infants, then going about their business as if it were nothing special. Until I visit China, that's what it'll be to me.

DAsSNipez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If it is full of super Samaritans then who the hell is setting all the damn buildings on fire?

TobiasParker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Capitalists of course.

TobiasParker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't say they are communist but when the government directly influences not only the means of production but also the prices of the end products...well you aren't exactly engaging in the free market.

hiqualitystuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

sir! that is one true story

SystemicPlural ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:13:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, fear plays a large role, but at the root of that is the psychology that is engaged by the economic system.

The connection is a lot more direct than most people realise. An economic system is a method for exchanging value. What happened on this road side is an exchange of value - one that fell off the radar of those whose culture did not accept transactions with strangers that don't involve money. An economic culture that naturally breaks down community boundaries and thus creates a vacuum of the unknown that is filled by fear.

Not that capitalism is all bad, it has brought us many good things, and not that the culture of value exchange in Mexico is better.

However is is also possible that we could develop an even better economic system that is caring and competitive. I'm involved in doing just that. I write about it on my blog.

heiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

they have tv and a 24h media cycle in mexico too but doesnt mean they act like assholes and dont care about anyone. this is just a cheap excuse, the simple truth is ppl in the US f*ckin dont care.

im from germany and it is excatly the same, you rather die of stravation than someone helping you on the side of the road. though we have goverment systems that help in this cases called "gelbe engel". you pay like 60euros a year and can use this service as much as you like whenever you've got a car problem.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A perfect reason to not watch tv.

frownyface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Don't forget lawsuits, that's something Americans are currently deathly afraid of. The idea that you go to help somebody and they or their insurance company sues you for whatever reason, maybe no reason at all. The more you have to lose the more you worry about it.

rossiFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or sue you. For helping. Really.

rhoner ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 03:23:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I feel you. It was after this incident that I learned about the Green Angles in Mexico and I think nothing illustrates the state of my country better than juxtaposing that service with the $15 gas can. In America it is about the dollar. And that is a sad state of affairs.

For anyone interested:

http://www.vivasancarlos.com/ga.html

leomontagueX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I love those guys, I broke m car when visiting my gf (it was an 8 hours drive).

In 15 minutes they were towing me, managed to get me to a gas station and wouldn't take a dime.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Such a cool thing. The fact that you would never find this in America is so sad. If I ever become Warren Buffet style rich I am going to fund this in the US. Not really a chance of that happening but a boy can dream...

alienangel2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hate to picking nits with your comment since it's a nice one with a handy link, but "Green Angles" was kinda confusing till I figured out what you meant >.>

ohmygodbees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

we have something similar in Illinois, but only on the tollways: http://www.illinoistollway.com/portal/page?_pageid=133,1397524&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:53:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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champagne_666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's weird how nice the people in Idaho are, isn't it?

appleflaxen ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:51:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think it's ignorance... I think it's related to the same 6:00 news scare mongering about terrorists, kidnappers, and pedophiles. Your child has a lower chance of being molested in the park now than they did in the 1960s, but we're all paranoid about it. Ridiculous.

sleepingjellyfish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:49:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For a really great book that addresses this topic check out Last Child In The Woods by Richard Louv. It is more about how children are nature depraved in recent years, but there is a great part in the beginning about why we don't let our children free play or play outside anymore. One thing addressed was the 24/7/365 news cycle. When I went to his speech 3 years ago I remember him saying that in the US annually, there are about 100 child abductions. Each of them is a travesty. But for some perspective, about 70% of those is by an immediate family member. Another 20% is by someone the family knows. That leaves about 10% for random encounters. But yet you take one story and play it on repeat for months at a time, and you have a much different perception. This is all paraphrased from memory, and I have no citations (maybe someone can prove me wrong) but I trust the principle.

natalee_t ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with you that it is ridiculous and that we shouldn't live in so much goddamn fear but I want to point out that part of the reason why the crime rate is much lower is because of all the paranoid people who refuse to pick up hitchhikers and let their kids play in the park etc.

JLContessa ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:18:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, in a lot of cases, it's not a question of money but safety. I've always been told never to pick up hitchhikers, especially on the interstate. As a young female, there are a good number of reasons why. I do, however, always call 911 if user someone in a ditch or in trouble and they at least SAY they're going to send someone.

snarktastic_snowfox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:35:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Same story here. Even though many of us can't/shouldn't/don't risk stopping, thank you for calling for help - it's a good compromise and you might be the only one making that call.

JLContessa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:00 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I figure a couple of cops who come prepared/equipped to help someone would be better able to help ANYONE than I would anyway.

Also, if I were stranded on the side of the road I would be 100% skeptical of ANYONE who would try to help me who is not a cop or my family. Call me stupid if you will, I guess. While I totally understand and am supportive of rhoner's circumstances and message, there is a dark side to all of this, and I would likely not open my car door to anyone anyway.

That said, we need to make sure that caution doesn't kill our humanity. That is exactly WHY I call the cops instead of stop to help a stranded driver. There's always an option.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:41:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It might be because every mainstream news station lives on crime stories.

dlite922 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:44:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I concurr. I'm from the Kurdish part of Iraq and even in that Saddam-torn UN-No-Fly zone of Kurdistan where people drove Russian Ladas and 1979 Toyota Coronas, 1 car wouldn't not pass you. In fact there was no such thing as waving your thumb, people automatically stopped and inquired. Very rarely a car would pass you.

Today's Iraq + Capitalism, they drive better cars, have built better cities and when I went back last March, there wasn't nearly the hospitality I remembered.

tl;dr; Other countries like Iraq help strangers, but with today's capitalist Iraq that's changed.

EDIT: grammar

iamyo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe people helped each other because they needed each other there. When you start making money, you start thinking you don't need other people. But you lose so much. You start loving money more than people and the stuff it buys and you become isolated and depressed like so many Americans are.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:05:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It has a lot to do with crime and people's fear of it here in the US... if people felt safe helping others I think that they would do a lot more.

alienangel2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:58:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sure, but ... they're safer doing it in the US than the people doing it Mexico are, but more Mexicans apparently do it regardless.

otis_the_drunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

interesting sidenote. . . in cuba, hitchhikers are often expected to tip the people who pick them up. due to very little public transportation, hitching is common. it's so common in fact, that the manner in which a person holds their thumb informs passing drivers of the hiker's intended direction.

__zBullet_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:43:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. I hate to sound prejudice but...

MOST American's are stuck up. They don't realize how good they have it. Although I was born in America, my parents are foreigners. They always talk about the past, but never about how hard they had it. I'm positive I could not bear to live a month of my dad's life when he was 20.

My analysis is that foreigners are more hospitable. That makes them really friendly and family-oriented. My parents could probably count up to 300+ close and distant family members they know of. I could count about 100 and I don't even know most of their names.

Foreigners just know how hard life can be. I wouldn't call Americans selfish or greedy, just inexperienced.

eramos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:42:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly. I'm not racist either, but all X colored people are ADJECTIVE. And all Y people are OTHER ADJECTIVE. All of them.

Proeliata ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:40:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

prejudice is a noun. You can't sound it anymore than you can sound happiness.

What you mean is "prejudiced."

fromkentucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It has nothing to do with capitalism. I can promise you that.

fallacist ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:05:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

when I broke down on the side of the road, during night, it was a vehicle full of mexicans that got out and tried to help as well. to top it off, they were all dressed very formally. didn't speak a lick of english, but showed me tools and fluids in the back of their truck and motioned for me to help myself.

little did i know nothing was going to fix a blown headgasket and a rod through the block :/

SpinkickFolly ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:18:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well I ran out of fuel on my motorcycle when I was new on it. All my help was to far away to get to me anytime soon. Guy in a truck comes to my aid, even buys the gas can for me for the fuel.

Since then, I have helped 3 people on downed motorcycles. I know my way around a car and bike. One them was shocked when I pulled out a pair of wire cutters, recut his positive battery lines, and his bike was good to go.

rhoner ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:35:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's what I'm talking about... people like you should be exempt from DMV fees as far as I am concerned.

lovehate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:20:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck the fees, exempt him from the DMV lines.

introspeck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always stop when I see a bike at the side of the road. I carry tools and I do know how to use them. These days it seems less necessary since most have cell phones and have already called for help. But I stop anyway, you never know.

I'm on a sportbike... it's funny how sometimes Harley riders will scowl and wave me off.

I've gotten a few people going again, also given rides to gas stations. One time, a guy was stalled by the side of the road, and I could tell from the dull orange color of his headlight that the charging system was no-go. I offered to bump-start him, and he didn't know you could do that, but I told him what I'd do and what he had to do, and we got his bike running. He only lived a few miles away so I followed him to his driveway. He gave a big wave as he pulled in.

NobleKale ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:13:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In Melbourne (Aus), bike people help bike people.

I ride a CB250, and my girlfriend has a scooter (PGO Bella, not one with vespa style). There's a Hells Angels club up the road (local bad-reputation biker gang).

One day, having recently purchased my bike, I cruise down the road only to stall at a set of lights. Can't get going again. Three of the HA's come down the road, pull over and put the bike to rights. They gave me a few pointers that hadn't been covered in my intro course/license and were on their merry way. Nice lads.

Other riders from the same club have also helped out my girlfriend - they don't care whether it's a sport, cruiser, scooter, etc. So long as it's got two wheels, we keep an eye on each other.

chloraphil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:22:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In the US a lot of Harley riders are jerks.

introspeck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:06:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Usually the biggest jerks are the "lifestyle riders" or "posers" who got into it because it became fashionable. They only ride a few dozen mile from home, to the bar or whatever. Many of the long-time serious Harley riders are more open to helping others, or accepting help, because they know how it is to be stranded far from home.

...though there is still a fair bit of irrational hate for "rice bikes."

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 10:15:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

welcome! Have an upvote for the awesome term wheelie bin!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:45 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:40 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We do but no cool name for them...

QuayleSpotting ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:03:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Rhoner, I know exactly how you feel. This isn't about picking up a hitchhiker, but rather about being picked up by someone I'm pretty sure was a damn angel.

My older sister and I took a cross country drive years ago (before cell phones were common) to go to school on the west coast. We packed up her shitty old minivan with just about everything we owned and hit the road. We were in Nevada, a few miles out from a town called Primm, in the middle of the desert. I knew we were low on gas, but we could see Prmim and thought we were going to be fine. The car died.

Now it looked like the town was only about a mile or two out, but the desert can fuck with how far away things appear to be. We needed to go into town to get a can of gas, but at the same time we didn't feel great about leaving a van full of all our stuff on the side of the road. My sister had her bike in the car, and had been riding semi-regularly and thought she could make it easy. I told I wasn't a fan of her going off alone, but she insisted that she would rather do that than sit alone in the car waiting for me. She assured me she could do 3-4 miles round-trip easy. I told her she had 40 mins, then I was going to follow after her.

So she takes off. It was probably in the upper 90's that day, and super dry. She had a bottle of water that was maybe half full. I'm sitting in the car, just watching the clock, and man did time feel slow. It hits 40 mins, then 45, and I can't even see her on the horizon. I'm getting really worried, so I lock up the van, and started walking to town.

It is seriously hot, and as I'm walking I'm realizing we drastically underestimated the distance to Primm. I've been walking over a mile and the town looks like it hasn't gotten a step closer. I still can't see my sister up ahead, and I'm really scared at this point. Now mind you this isn't some tiny road I'm walking down, but highway 15. There are a ton of cars driving past. I haven't stuck my thumb out yet, but am starting to realize I might have to. Then, without any prompting, a beat up old blue ford pulls off the highway in front of me. A Mexican guy who speaks very broken english leans out and asks if I need help. I tell him we ran out of gas and that I was worried about my sister, he offers to give me a ride into town. I jump in the car.

His dashboard is covered with little angel figurines, crosses, etc, and there is a bible sitting there as well. We drive into Primm, which turns out to be more like 6-7 miles one way, watching out for my sister the whole time. No sign of her. He takes me to the first gas station, nothing. Then we cross the highway, which in Primm is a pain in the ass, and check the gas station on the other side. Still nothing. I'm seriously freaking out by this point, not sure what to do. The guy recommends we drive back to the car, in case we somehow missed her.

About a quarter of the way back to the car I can see my sister, still on her bike, ahead of us. She is wobbling on the bike, holding the gas can in one hand, clearly exhausted, and looks like she is about to go down. We pull up in front of her, and when she sees me get out of the car she just immediately started crying. She told me that she knew she wasn't going to make it back, was scared to death, and though she probably didn't realize it she was going into early stages of heat stroke and dehydration. It was making her irrational, normally she would have had the sense to just stop and flag someone down, but as I talked to her and tried to calm her down it was clear she wasn't thinking straight. Tons of cars had driven right past her, a few with guys in them had even honked and made cat calls at her, though to look at her it was obvious she wasn't biking through 90 degree weather in the desert for fun.

The old Mexican drove us all the way back to our car. Then he popped our hood, checked our oil, said we were way low, and produced a quart from his trunk. We tried to give him money, he absolutely refused even though the whole thing had taken almost an hour for him. Then he drove off with a wave, like it was nothing, like saving a couple of idiot city folk was his normal Wednesday routine. I don't even remember his name, but he will always be a super hero in my mind.

tl;dr: ran out of gas in desert, stranger picked me up and helped me find my sister who had gone for gas, saved our asses

derpaderp ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 08:14:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just came out of "Reddit hibernation" to respond to your comment.

I had a similar thing when I was going to work one early Saturday morning and shitty luck my fuel pump goes out and my car dies. I was in the middle lane at 6 in the morning of a pretty bad neighborhood, but there was lots of traffic so I was not really worried. A lot of cars passed by, and I could see them looking my way, but not one stopped. All of a sudden a SUV pulls up behind me and when I went out to meet them half way to see who it is, it was a man of Latino origin, stopping at six in the morning, with a car full of kids and his pregnant wife at the front to see if everything was okay and if I needed help. I explained that I was waiting for my dad and thanked him for stopping. That made my day, that someone took the time out of their life to help a stranger, something I was not expecting.

tl;dr - Immigrants fuckin rule, they make the world keep spinning with their cheap hard work, as well as the genuine kindness they bring from their homeland.

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome back. Get any work done while away?

derpaderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:52 on December 19, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I actually did.... Started a group at school to promote dialogue with similar smaller groups on campus and tried getting a homeless drive off the ground for the winter; with not much help from Reddit, to my surprise. Still browse a bit every other day, but save time not having to think of witty shit stuff to say/stuff to post :)

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:14:01 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:15:57 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That is the best mental image I could have this early in the morning... Italian tourists in speedos pushing a car back and forth! Thank you, and welcome, and sorry for my meaner countrymen. We aren't all like them, I promise. I also find it very telling that your written English is by and large much better than that of the racists in the US that demand "their country back." Here's to you and no more dead batteries...

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:45:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hear hear!

madjaymz ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:57:18 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This thread is so long that I doubt this will ever get read but it reminded me of something that happened to me a few years back...

I used to be in a band that would take frequent road trips to play throughout the country. We were unsigned and did everything on our dime. We were from Rhode Island and had a few shows out in Colorado and SLC this one particular weekend. After the final show in SLC, we took off to head back to RI that night. It had started snowing but we had to get back for work in a couple days so we were forced to drive.

Several hours later... We were driving up and down through the hills of Wyoming in a snow storm trying to deal with 70 mph wind gusts. The roads were sheets of ice at that point and the wind on our trailer was causing the van to fish tail. Eventually we ended up spinning out into the middle of the highway. We were all ok but needed some repairs.

Fast-forwarding... My drummer and I ended up on a Greyhound bus to get back home in time for work (my guitarist and bass player taught lessons so they were able to stay behind to get the repairs). We had spent most of our money on the bus tickets and it was a two and a half day ride to get back home. We were living off the 1$ zebra cakes you buy in gas stations. The bus was packed and at one point we ended up in the back among a group of Mexicans. They were all men and a bit older than us. They spoke very little English. At one point, we stopped at another gas station that sold fried chicken. Every single one of the Mexicans got back on the bus with it... The smell was driving me mad. It must have been obvious to the one sitting next to me, he ended up sharing half of his meal with me. I tried to tell him no but he insisted. That fried chicken changed my life... I looked a few rows behind me and found my drummer had gotten the same deal. I spoke to my new friend to get his story. It turns out he was on his way to Iowa for work. They would all go up there every year to do farm work for a few months and send money back to their families. I was on my way back to my part-time call center job I took for granted... We got to Iowa and they all hopped off, never saw them again.

The rest of the trip home was pretty awful but I will leave that for another post.

Whenever I hear someone complaining about immigrants in our country, I think back to those guys on the bus. Whenever I eat fried chicken, I think back to those guys on the bus. They can stay as far as I am concerned...

tl;dr: Some awesome Mexican guys gave me and my friend fried chicken on a bus. It was awesome...

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:50:25 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

it's long, for sure, but I am doing my best to read all the responses. Thanks for the story but, what's up, no link to the band?

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 12:41:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

About 15 years ago, when I was a new driver and had just moved to New Mexico, I drove my little shitty car a bit off the road, so that one of the rear tires wound up in the air. Just got nervous and took a turn wrong. I was standing by my car, trying to figure out what to do, when a middle aged white man pulled over and jumped out, ran to me and yelled, "Get out of the road, that's dangerous!" (It was a sharp curve.) While he pondered my situation, a pickup truck stopped and six Mexican men, probably on their way to a construction job, jumped out of the back. Without a word, they lifted my car back on the road and hopped back onto the flatbed of the truck, and the driver moved on.

I'll never forget this. I took out a classified ad to thank them, and the original helper, and I'm sure they never saw it, but I hope other folks did and it made at least a small impression.

oldbean ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:48:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm learning one thing good...If you're in trouble or hurt or need - go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help - the only ones."

The Grapes of Wrath

baduncadunc ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 05:41:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It was around Christmas a couple of years ago. My cousin and I stop at a gas station and see one of the clerks (a lady) outside on the phone crying. I ask her what's up and she says that her husband didn't come to pick her up and was still at home and was drunk. So we decide to take her home 50 miles away from where we were supposed to be. We drop her at a trailer park; she thanks us and tries to give us 2 bucks -- doesn't even cover the gas but I appreciate the gesture and give it back to her. And then all hell broke lose. The husband comes out high as a kite with a gun. He's swearing and calling us mexicans and how it's not our country (I'm a foreigner -- not from Mexico though). I'm scared, my cousin is almost in tears. His wife is scared. We got into the car and left.

But would I help out someone else again? Sure, any day.

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

rhoner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:43:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you are damn fine person. don't ever forget that.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:07:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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allforumer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:14 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wow - I'm from India and even I find that incredible. Thanks for sharing.

numbernumber99 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 03:21:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dammit. Wasn't planning on crying tonight.

tora22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Word. Late for work and watery eyed.

alexthe5th ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:47:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Jack Kerouac would be proud.

rhoner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:06:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

best compliment ever.

bigfunky ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:57:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I too have had a similar experience (but on a smaller emotional scale). My wife and I had just moved to a very Mexican neighborhood in SoCal. We had a flat on the side of a busy freeway near sundown. We were frantically trying to change the tire before it got too dark with cars speeding past us. A very nice Mexican man speaking broken English pulls behind us shining his headlights for more light and helps us change the tire. He refuses the twenty I tried to give him. Any trepidation I had about moving to a low-income Mexican neighborhood was tempered right then and there.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:44:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:46:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This was in Oregon last July.

Jalisciense ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 06:06:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the son of immigrants that moved from Mexico to the US to do farm labor. I tell friends that my grandfather was one of the best boxers in the United States during the 40's and 50's...once I get their attention I tell them that in Washington my grandfather boxed apples, in Oregon he boxed cherries and in California he boxed tomatoes.

rhoner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:23:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nice... Having worked Orchards in Oregon goring up this is not the first time I have heard this joke. But it ALWAYS got a laugh, always.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oregon is absolutely the best, I just moved here and besides the street kids, the quality of people here is just unmatched.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you learn to deal with the street kids. Just watch out for their dogs...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

From a comedian I don't remember:

"Something I learned about being in New York: just because you're homeless doesn't mean you can't be a cat owner!"

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:34:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This story just goes on to remind me that Empathy is what is educated out of us in North America. I mean we are taught that we're the best. We are taught that kindness is a weakness. That we should be in it for ourselves. To compete. To outplay, outlive, outeat, out shit everyone in sight.

Maybe it's not the world that's fucked up. But us who are fucked up. Maybe if we were taught empathy and it was encouraged we wouldn't be in wars all over the fucking place.

rhoner ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:38:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I had to really make myself not include this in my original comment... I didn't want that to interfere with the story and the message that Hector and his family taught me... but you are absolutely right in my opinion. You can see it, the disease of me me me, manifesting in all sorts of places now-a-days. They say history is a pendulum, maybe we will swing back the other way as a people. I hope so. I hope it happens soon.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hey thanks for responding to my comment! I thought it would get lost amongst the others. But yeah it's unfortunate. And if people have any doubt to our lack of empathy just check out the myriad of videos for black friday sales. People would rather trample each other to death than to miss out on some 5 dollar deal. It's insane.

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I can't stop reading the responses! I have been sitting in my office doing this for hours. I should have gone home, had dinner, did something. But nope, I am here having a love fest with reddit. The out pouring is just amazing. If half the people that have messaged me promising to be more helpful follow through then tomorrow is ging to be a good day in the world. And it is almost a full year til the next Black Friday... so there is some more good news!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome story though. Really enjoyed reading it. Gives me some hope for this world. Truly. I can't tell you how refreshing it is to read that rather than the other stuff that mostly destroys my heart and depresses me.

Thanks!

xynorm ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:52:26 on January 31, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

This story really inspired me, just today I gave a homeless guy a ride to the Heart House homeless shelter. When he first walked up to me, at the gas station, I was a little scared and apprehensive, but then the first thought in my head was "Today you.... tomorrow me.", and then I thought what kind of eagle scout would I be if I didn't give him a ride. Especially since i knew where the place was, i had volunteered there in high school with my scout troop, and it would only take at most one minute of my time to save this guy a 5 mile up hill walk in the snow. So I told him to get in the truck and I would give him a ride once I finished gassing up.

Once i get into the truck he introduces himself, and it turns out that both of us are named Darin. He looks to be about 50 years old. He starts telling me about how most people won't go out of their way to help him, and that he thought it was wonderful and surprising that i did. Next we start sharing our philosophies about life. He tells me that he has lived a long bad life of screwing people over and always getting in trouble, but that one day he had an epiphany, much like on his favorite show My Name is Earl, that he needed to treat everyone better. So he made a vow to himself that he would do just that, and that he would find a way to hitch hike down to Galveston Texas so he could try to help take care of his estranged son. By far the best thing he said was his philosophy which in his words was, " We all live in this world together so we have got to help each other out, otherwise if we all decide to shit on each other soon enough we will all be living in a huge pile of shit."

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:24 on January 31, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Good on you my friend. May your good deed go on and inspire as many people as my main man Hector has.

aksupra7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:19:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome story, that's damn inspirational. The whole 'Pay it forward' mentality comes to mind and I think it is something people should be taught when they are very little. Probably would, well, no. Obviously would make the world a better place.

ericbrow ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:00:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I gave this story my up vote, but sounds like you've got way more real karma than I could give you. Thanks for the wonderful story.

rhoner ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:03:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

real world karma is so much better than reddit karma anyways :)

watitdo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:08:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck it, you get both.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:03:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

From now on, I am picking up hitchhikers just on the off chance that they are Hector.

(OP mentioned his name in a later comment, I'm not making a generalized Mexican name, unless he is)

rhoner ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:08:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, I got his name and his daughters name, Esmerelda (spelling?) I believe. I only got his name because his wife would say it 3 times in a row if she said it at all... "Hector, Hector, hector" followed by a stream f Spanish i couldn't understand. It was very cute. The boys, all 3 of them, did not say a word or move the whole time, they had comic books that they were engrossed in. And for the life of me I can't remember Hector's wife's name....

Jalisciense ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:08:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Esmeralda...it means Emerald in Spanish.

EDIT: Mexican parents usually name their daughters Esmeralda if they were born with Green/Blue eyes.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't notice... One of the cutest kids I have ever met.

zem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:52:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

would never have thought of 'hector' as a mexican name.

pseudorealism ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:09:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This has inspired me to share. When I was in elementary school, my house was just inside of the area that the buses would go, so my mom had to drive my brother and I to school. Around third grade, we started noticing this mother and her little boy walking towards the school, and we always saw them around the same time of the morning. We offered them a ride, the mother accepted, and from then until the middle of fourth grade, we gave them a ride every morning. They were South American, the nationality escapes me now, but I distinctly remember the mother being very grateful for the ride.

It became so much of a routine that we bought a spanish-english dictionary and attempted some sort of communication. I don't remember their names or any specifics, but I saw the kid quite often around school and I knew that he was in ESOL classes. I'll never forget the look of utter gratefulness on the mom's face during those car rides, and the unspoken affirmative head nods that the kid and I shared in elementary school. I do not know what came of the kid, but I really hope that he remembers the kindness my mother offered and that he pays it forward.

Shadowhawk109 ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 03:04:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

holy damn. fucking onions, mannnn

rhoner ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 03:11:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You're telling me! Just typing the story out was hard as hell.

Hector, wherever you are out there, thanks a thousand times over...

portablebiscuit ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:41:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fortunately there are plenty of "Hectors" out there. Unfortunately there are plenty of "Dicks" that would like nothing more than to wall them out of our world.

gotz2bk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly think you should have gotten his address and made him a pen pal or something. It never hurts to have an extra friend in the world.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

one of my bigger regrets for sure.

qqtt ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 03:37:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WHO THE FUCK IS CUTTING ONIONS AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

cinderblockscholar ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 04:24:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I DON'T KNOW, WHO IS CUTTING HABANEROS?

EDIT: ALSO WHY ARE WE SHOUTING

ImZoidberg_Homeowner ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:35:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

IS IT ANGRY YELLING OR BUSTED HEARING AID YELLING?

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:48:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm afraid it's both.

fliggygeek ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:21:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

SORRY?

ch4os1337 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:07:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WHAAT?

[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 04:26:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was me. I'm making a lasagna - for one.

jane_austentatious ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:13:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

siempre solo.

Drackodelmal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:06:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i thought your eyes where just sweaty

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:48:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

relevant account name is relevant

zollster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:58 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

These aren't tears of sadness, They're tears of joy...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW ONION CUTTER!

pride ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

THEY ARE STILL CUTTING THEM . PLEASE STOPAAHHH

THEtRUTH- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Where's that cop at that is hitting me in the face with the fucking water cannon?!?!?!

crunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He's busy pulling a guy out of a wheelchair http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNJ3MZ-AUo&feature=youtu.be

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:16:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sitting here, crying in front of my mother. She's so confused right now.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:38:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT IS THIS SALTY DISCHARGE

Trust_In_Hart ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:16:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That is honestly one of the most profoundly moving things I have read in my lifetime. Thank you.

Session ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:35:35 on January 12, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Not that anyone will read this story so far down the comment list, but I had to hitch-hike once and it, too, was a pair of Mexican men who helped me out.

The following story is 100% true. Names have been changed for the privacy of those people involved.

1:20am - My friend Sally and I left a bar and ventured across the street to a lounge of sorts. 2:00am - We hail a taxi to get home...

Here is where the story begins, as I was entering the taxi, a man in a fancy Jaguar S-type 2007 honks at us from behind. He waves his hand as if to say "hey, come on and get in". In the hindered state that I was in, I thought it would be a great idea - so I took Sally by the hand, pulled her out of our taxi, and we got into the back seat of the Jaguar.

"Where are we headed?" I asked.

"We're going to the strip club."

"Sweet" I thought. Let's go! The man - named Carlos - and his rather lovely (second, as I would later learn) wife Ally (her name was changed) started to drive. Now I told him that I lived in Downtown, thinking I could get a free ride home. After about 5 minutes of driving, I realized that we had been going north - north, the opposite direction of where I live. Carlos started to talk about his thriving business, his wife smiled slyly the whole way. I was - under my have-a-good-time-whatever-the-cost exterior - really thinking "holy f**ing sh... what the f** did I just get myself into".

"Hey, where are we headed now?"

"Our house."

So we're driving for about 20 total minutes on the highway โ€“ where I had been texting everyone I knew in a sort of last words description of where I was in case they had to find my body - before we exited and started trekking through some god-knows-where street of suburbia.

Here was basically my "Oh Shit" moment. We arrive at their house. I will admit, their place was very lavish. They had a bar in their living room, a pool out back, and they had converted their garage into a nightclub-esque party scene. They immediately started to try and feed us drinks. Mango juice and Grey Goose, imported tequila, they had everything. The thing was, there was something really peculiar about the whole thing. My gut told me we had to get out of there. I had no idea where I was. When Sally and I went to the bathroom, the only thing I could tell her was "I don't know what I just got us into, but trust me. I promise I will get us out of here safe!" It became pretty apparent that Carlos and Ally were swingers, but who knew to what extent they were willing to go. Sally had been complaining that Carlos had been trying to feel her up whenever I wasn't around.

I had to come up with a plan, and I remembered that the original plan was for us to go to a strip club.

"Hey, when are we headed to this strip club you were talking about?"

Slightly offset, Carlos obliged to take us to the strip club. So again, the four of us, Carlos and his wife, Sally and I, started driving... north again. Further and further we were from home. We were driving down a long, somewhat shady street before finally (and thank god because I was imagining a warehouse with "devices" that they wanted to use) we came to a Gentleman's Club.

"I don't have any cash." I was hoping this was deter Carlos and somehow - magically - show him that all we really wanted to do was go home. But nope, he covered the $60 for all four of us to get in and we experienced some of the entertainment the city had to offer. I even got a short story about his son, yeah, his son with his first wife was older than me.

10 minutes into it, Carlos said: "Hey, this place is boring, why don't we go back to our place. It's MUCH more sexy there". Yup, I definitely knew what was going on. He told me that I could have his wife for the night if he could get with Sally. This was not going to happen, but we still needed to get back somehow, so we piled back into his Jaguar and started driving back.

On the way back, I knew there was no way I was going back into his house with his wife. At a traffic light near their place, I prayed that it would turn red, and it did. I took off my seatbelt, I undid Sally's, and we bolted out of the door and started running down the street. Luckily, they didn't chase after us and sped off. So Sally and I walked down this street for fifteen minutes back to the highway, where I realized we would need a taxi. I called Yellow Cab a couple times but they either didn't pick up or were busy. There was only one thing I could think of, and it was something I never thought I would do. I hitch hiked. Sally and I stuck our thumbs out and waited.

Driver after driver passed us, pretending not to notice us, or just blatantly speed by. I couldn't blame them, it's always a risk when you pick up hitchhikers (even if they are wearing a dress shirt and talking on their cellphone). But after about ten minutes, some guys stopped. These were two Mexican men - they couldn't speak English that well, and by the looks of their car (Corona bottles in the back) they had been drinking. But I didn't care, they offered a ride and I told them that they as long as they were going south, they could just bring us as far as they could and let us out.

Seconds felt like hours, did these men really know where we were headed? They had been drinking too, were we going to be safe going at 70 mph? Questions raced through my head, but 20-25 minutes later, I saw the sky scrapers ahead. I have never been so happy to see the buildings that occasionally dwarfed my apartment complex.

They dropped us off two blocks from my place, I offered them money (which they didn't take) and the only Spanish I could muster up was "mucho gracias". They drove off, and Sally and I slowly made our way through the streets of Downtown - I was finally home...

rhoner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:02:50 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

You would be shocked how many stories have lit up my orangered that started with "Not that anyone will read this story so far down the comment list" but you would be surprised. Thanks for your story.

splitstream ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:29:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This was so beautiful, I shoved onions under my eyes to rid myself of any possibility of retaining any tear liquids. Thank you.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wow... this image... I don't even... they should have sent a poet...

RommelTJ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha. Oh man, this thread is such a rollercoaster ride. The post by rhoner made me all teary and then your comment just made me LMFAO.

goodgravy0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:32:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My father picked up an old man at a bus stop once, I was about 8, and my 3 siblings and mother were with us. It was cold and the bus wasn't coming for a while. My dad brought him to my house, and we all ate spaghetti and meatballs, chatted, shared stories. Guys name was Julius. I remember that day perfectly, changed my life early on, made me wanna be a better person, more like my dad.

geekmojo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:20:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This moved me more than I know how to say. But thank you for writing it and keep up the good work.

Obi_Kwiet ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:59:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I hear overpaid American's whine about illegal immigrants "stealing their jobs" it's stuff like this that makes me think, "good!".

Is there some kind of an exchange program we could enact?

pinkslipper ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:20:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Next they'll be whining about illegal immigrants coming here and stealing acts of compassion and humanity! This is America -- GTFO!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Helping others without expecting anything in return is SOCIALISM! These immigrants are destroying what makes this country great with their compassion and empathy.

AlfHuckett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:16 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

They Took our Karma!!!

stygyan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:28:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Actually Americans are not overpaid. Immigrants are underpaid. That, or things are expensive.

BucketsMcGaughey ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Listen, if somebody is prepared to do your job for less money - and more to the point, if somebody is prepared to emigate, legally or otherwise, to do your job for less money, you're overpaid. I'm not going to argue about the rights and wrongs of the situation, but that's the way it is.

stygyan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, right. Let me tell you about most immigrants here in Spain. There is something called "pisos patera", named after the canoes they use to go from Marrakesh across the strait. 20, maybe 30 guys living in A FUCKING FLAT. They can't afford otherwise. They just pay a little each, and they have this thing called "hot beds" too - a bed that is always used, by fucking TURNS.

No, we're not overpaid. As it is, we can barely afford our "luxuries": things like a flat with two dorms, a bathroom, a living room and a tiny kitchenette.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:18:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Overpaid American's? Start a topic on programming reddit on how your job was outsourced.

rhoner ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't it be nice?

lovelady ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:40:29 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I am a male and I laughed and cried at that story. THAT is humanity at its finest.

apiBACKSLASH ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on January 5, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

I got chills as I read that.

AllieWonder ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:15:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of the time I lost control of my car on the freeway. It was an old little car, I was 16 and I spun out due to the construction grooves in the pavement. I was fine, but three people pulled over to check on me. I was ok and had a cell phone, but pretty freaked since my parents were out of town. One guy who stopped (very businessman like) was like, "Here, I can't stay, have a meeting, but this should help" and passed me some money. I was still in shock from the crash and i just accepted it and thanked him as best as I could in my shaky little voice. Another guy stayed with me until the tow truck came. Once in the tow truck, I remembered the money towing costs and checked my pocket. The guy gave me $200! I had no idea how to get a hold of him, (I would have paid him back, for sure) but it blew my mind that someone would help me out like that. Especially since it was in a po-dunk area of Oregon. He must have been passing through...AND he must have given me all the money in his wallet. Needless to say, he saved me from the ridiculous towing bill, but I still have a soul-itch because I can't find him. So, whenever I find someone who needs a little money (rent, unexpected expense, some kind of fund, etc) I help if I have even a scrap of money because I want to pay it forward...

wheresmysnack ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:00:33 on December 17, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In my experience Mexicans tend to be much much kinder and giving than Americans.

BroScience ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:50:30 on December 17, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've always been the type that stops and helps in these types of situations too; helping little old ladies push their car through the intersection after a stall, etc. I'm always sickened by how many people will pass this situation without a second thought. I've never helped change a tire, because I've never come across the situation but earlier this week my truck just died in the middle of the road. The traffic was terrible. I could've pushed it off to the side myself, aside from the fact that it was on a slight hill and as soon as I stepped out it rolled back and I couldn't catch it.

So there I am, just sitting in my truck trying to think of something to do, getting the evil eye from everyone who passed, when two big polynesians who were heading the other way stopped next to me and asked "Need some help?" All I could do was grin, sigh, and say "Yes... yes I do." They said "Ok, we'll turn around and come back." First, they had to turn into the big traffic mess I'd caused by the breakdown then they pushed me onto the shoulder. Afterwards they asked if I needed a tow. I told them no thanks, they'd done enough and I wasn't sure where I would've towed it to anyways. In either case, they made me feel happy to be a human and something that could've been just a shitty day was actually kind of a cool thing.

CougarAries ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on January 19, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Just helped a guy change his tire in the snow because of this. I was caught at a long red light and saw this guy stuck on the side of the road. Couple people slowed down, started to pull over, saw it was a black guy, then took off. I pulled over and helped him out. Lent him my jack since his car didn't come with one, and helped him change the tire. Seemed like the kind of guy would have been clueless as to why his lugnuts wouldn't come off. (They were the plastic vanity lugs that hold the hubcap on." He tried to offer me money, I just said, "Today you, tomorrow me." Way to inspire a nation, rhoner.

[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 04:01:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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LemonPepper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Beat me by 48 minutes. More people seriously need to see this.

I have said "pay it forward" a few times in my life, and been helped out of a few jams myself. I will now en devour to do it even more.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:17:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's a surprisingly profound quote. Thanks for sharing.

crimson_haybailer4 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:23:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's just beautiful.

nardonardo123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:29:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was a lovely story. It's pretty amazing how people who have it so hard, and get shit on so many times in the US, go out of their way to do something so nice for someone else

wtfisupvoting ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:06:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe there were any downvotes on this. I almost wish reddit exposed downvotes..... well only if I also had a greasemonkey script to ignore everyone who downvoted this

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:09:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:12:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like I should have posted this story months ago. Certainly the best thing to happen to me this year, with the other two instances of immigrants coming to my rescue falling into a close second and third.

kanoots ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:11:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

After being on reddit for a little over 6 months no story has ever moved me like this. I plan on making this a part of who I am now because of your story. Thank you.

rhoner ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:14:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. Thanks. I just wish Hector, the dude in question, and his family could get all this love. They are the ones that started it all.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:37:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This story reminds me a lot of a part in the Ghost Mice song "English Channel"

He said he stopped to pick us up
Because we looked so out of luck
He was havin' a bad day too
But he thought we had him beat
It was his philosophy that if you see
Someone in a worse way than you
It's your ethical obligation
To stop and see what you can do
I wish that everyone thought that too

If anyone is interested in the song

That was an awesome story. Gives me hope for people out there. Thank you.

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I really enjoyed that... was wondering how they were going to make those words fit into some form of cadence... it was more beautiful and awkward than I could have imagined. Loved it. Now off to find a copy of one of their albums. Thanks for that.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That entire album, Europe, is beutiful. It's all about their backpacking journey across Europe.
You can buy here: http://www.plan-it-x.com

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome, can't wait to give it a listen all the way through.

zem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that's a great song! hadn't heard of ghost mice before

rustajb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:40:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's it! I'm ending my night in this thread. I don't want another story to bring down the emotional high just reading this gave me. Thank both you and the OP for sharing these stories. I actually feel good about my fellow man and want to go to bed on this feeling. Thanks for being awesome people.

__zBullet_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:28:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sort of related on nice people.

My cousin once told me how if it weren't were his grandpa, our ethnic group in Chicago would not be as big as it is today. I asked my parents if they knew about my cousin's grandpa, and they started telling me stories.

Apparently, he immigrated to the USA (Chicago) from Punjab, India, around the 1960s. He was one of the first Punjabis there, so naturally, people in Punjab would ask him to help them to come to America. They told stories of how so many people would ask for help and how he would never turn anyone down. He filled out all the required paper work for every single person/family that wanted to come to the US. He kept in contact with everybody to make sure everything went as planned. My parents said he played a role in them coming to America too.

When they were finishing, they started saying that he was the nicest guy they ever met. He never turned anyone down and constantly helped those who asked for it. It was really eerie to listen to someone talking about how nice someone could be. I never heard my parents praise anyone as much as they did my cousin's grandpa. It's weird to say, he's a big role model for me even though he's passed away and I hardly know anything about him.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:31:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All you can do now is try to live up to his example... that is amazing to me, a really cool story. I can't help but think this, being in Chicago and all, would make an awesome This American Life piece... maybe you should pursue that?

American83 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:30:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I cried reading "Today you.... tomorrow me."

pastachef ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:24:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

One of the best comments I've ever seen on reddit. You are awesome, people are awesome, and we are made of star stuff.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:36:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nice Sagan nod, he would approve of this man's story.

twowheels ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:07:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Damn... I have to get an air filter, there's dust in the air or something...

poloolop ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:19:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Similar incident happened with me in New Delhi, India, on way back from Airport. Out of all the people on Indian streets, an Afghani citizen stopped to help, and tow our car to the nearest repair shop. It took 2 hours and he didn't accept any money. Thanks for sharing.

iiviip3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:55:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just wanted to thank you for adding, "Today you....tomorrow me." to my list of sayings. I hope you know how many people are going to think back to your comment the next time they are confronted with the opportunity to help someone. Have a great day!

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I know... and it kind of scares me! Thats some pressure... I didn't mean to post something that would catch fire but if it helps I am glad to do it.

sellyberry ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:02:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Shit dude, that's awesome! Now what do I do about crying at work :)
I've had the same trouble with standing on the side of the road with a dead battery, hood of the car up, MY hood down so people can see I'm a chick, no one stops.

scrotomus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:34:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, I really needed this pick-me-up story today. Bit bummed before Christmas, not related to people but I just got over $6000 worth of property tax bills yesterday (2 weeks before Christmas). A house tax reassessment, apparently they can bill you back retroactively for up to 2 years, who knew. And my microwave/hoodfan broke that is probably 4 months older than the one year warranty, and I just got a huge gas bill. So thanks for taking the time to type that out, I really needed that.

On a side note my ex-girlfriends uncle had a massive heart attack while driving in the US and just barely managed to pull over onto the side of the highway, he was there for 16 hours before some trucker who had seen him there about 8 hours earlier stopped to help (had passed him on the way to drop off a load somewhere), he was still alive, barely, but died shortly after in hospital. Nobody stopped to help for a very long time.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that is fucking horrific. I am sorry for your loss and I hope shit turns around for you soon.

skiman13579 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:08:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There are a few americans who still stop and help stranded motorists. I was moving from Columbus to the Florida Keys 2 weeks ago for a new job, and while driving through Fort Myers a white jeep cherokee lost a front tire a few hundred yards in front, close enough for me to see the sparks and slam my brakes and think O SHIT THIS GUY IS GUNNA DIE! Well the dude does an amazing job of not flipping his car, he goes to the right median and his tire goes rolling a half mile down the left. I pull off to the left and grab the tire, then carefully make my way across a Florida highway.. for those who don't know Florida drivers... if your not doing 90 GTF off the road.

I get to the guy safely check that he is ok and has a phone and someone to come help, and also give him his lost tire. I begin talking to the guy, who was actually extremely nice dude, for like 10 minutes on the side of the busy highway. Meanwhile hundreds of other motorists passed by without even so much as slowing down to make sure the guy was ok other than me.

This wasn't my first time helping others on the highway. Coming from Columbus, Ohio I saw lots of snow, but few Columbus drivers ever bothered learning to drive in it. Growing up in Cleveland I don't even consider that it snowed until there is over a foot, so I actually can handle a car on snow. I would see people spin out and hit ditches, guardrails, concrete barriers, once a cop car spun out (I let that dumbass radio for his own help). And unless it was an extreme hazard to my safety I would stop and make sure everyone was ok, that they could get unstuck, or if damaged make sure help was on its way.

I do this because I a firm believer in Karma. I hope that by helping others in need I will get help when it is my ass on the side of the road.

TL;DR in FL.. Guy loses front wheel doing 90 in suv.. O SHIT HE GUNNA DIE.. he didn't die.. I was only person who stopped

Fuck inconsiderate, self absorbed Americans who can't help anyone but themselves

*edit: Upvotes for everyone in this uplifting thread.. unless your a d-bag with your comment

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

good one you!

Byaaah ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:35:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I too have had great help from our south of the border friends.

We had a garage sale this past summer, storm clouds come up fast and it starts raining a ton. I live with my parents in an upper middle class suburb of Minneapolis. All the white people run for their cars when it starts raining. The two mexican guys that walked over to check out the garage sale after mowing a lawn helped us put everything into the garage to keep it from getting wet. We didnt even ask for their help, they just saw us putting things away and started helping. My Dad was so greatful and happy we just let them have whatever they wanted from the garage sale for free. They even came back the next day for a table we offered them.

skintigh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:13:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As a kid my parents lost control on an icy mountain road in NH and drove off the road into about 3-4 feet of snow. I remember everything going white, then black, like the promos for Misery. Out of nowhere a van full of Mexicans (in NH?!?!) showed up with tools, helped dig the car out and then push it on to the road.

In America we are taught from early childhood to fear everybody else, to not talk to them, to not help them, "stranger danger" and "don't talk to strangers" are themes at school and on TV. I think this paranoia has had a profound and negative affect on our country. Teamwork leads to success, paranoia leads to backstabbing.

crackhappy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is the exact reason I stop and help people. One time there was this horrid drug dealer / junkie looking dude standing on the side of the road with his car behind him in a parking lot, smoking. He needed to get to a gas station but couldn't walk there because of a cast on his foot. He was contemplating walking the 1.5 miles, but just couldn't do it. I stopped because I knew absolutely no one else would. What a WONDERFUL guy he was. What I didn't know was that he and his wife had just driving 1,200 miles from like Tennessee or something and he just hadn't had a shower in all that time, and his wife was 9 months pregnant and they were coming to stay with his mother for the birth. He was great fun to talk to. I bought him some anti-freeze because he didn't have enough cash and drove him back to his car. I'm so glad I did that, and I take every opportunity I can when at all possible to help other people where I can, simply because someday that will be ME needing help.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you are a good dude.

starvinghope ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:38:02 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:54:50 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

Mega goosebumps.

Awesome read, thanks for sharing.

srs_house ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:27:35 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry to post in an old thread, but your story reminded me of a couple of things. First, a song by Clay Walker called the Chain of Love which basically describes the 'today you, tomorrow me' mentality.

Second, when I was about 11 I was travelling with my mom, hauling a load of cattle on a 20-ft. gooseneck trailer. We're about 2 hours from home when one of the four tires on the trailer blows, and the jack on our truck won't work on the trailer. We're at least 5 miles away from an exit, and this is back in the pre-cell phone days. We put out a sign and flag, had our flashers on, everything - and no one stops. A highway patrolman passed us by.

And then, an 18-wheeler passes us, slows to a stop, and a guy gets out. He looks at our trailer, says he really can't help us change the flat, but offers to give us a ride to the nearest exit with a truck stop, where there will be someone who can help us. We don't have many options, so we ride with him to the nearest exit. He helped us find a tire repair guy, made sure he'd be able to help, and then wished us luck and moved on. We got the tire fixed (which the guy did for free - his fee for a trucker would have been huge, so we gave him some money), got on our way, and made it home safely. Oh, and that highway patrolman that passed us? We ran into him at an exit later - he got seriously bitched out, to say the least.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:09:17 on January 4, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

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rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:44 on January 4, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Good on you. And, now, if you happen upon someone in similar straights you will no doubt be that guy who gives up his afternoon to help.

Condawg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:02:27 on January 6, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

I know it's a bit late, but I saw you in the "Comment of the Year nominee" thread, and just had to say... Good on ya, man. That's incredible. I really hope to be a help to some people too, and your story is a huge inspiration.

Grazfather ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:06:51 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Man, try that in Canada and you'll have 3 cars pulling over to help you in NO TIME.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:29 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

You people are just better than we are. Stop rubbing it in!

Grazfather ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

But we don't get awesome stories like that.

Here's mine.

My brother went to a bar and got drunk, and made the smart decision to cab home, but I guess he left a light on and his car battery died, and boosting didn't work. Next day we go to push it to another spot so he doesn't get ticketed. As I'm steering and he's pushing, two cars pullover and help us push it into place. I sucked at my job and it was double parked. We said thank you and they went on their way. Once they were gone we pushed the car forward again, trying to adjust our parking. Again, two cars pullover and help us out. Made me feel so happy.

I went to the store after and bought tamale. No I didn't, I don't even know what a tamale is. My story sucks. Good luck on comment of the year!

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:48 on January 13, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

there's my silver lining... people aren't as nice, by in large, but we do get tasty ethnic food. I just found out about this comment of the year business... my mom would be so proud, I managed to use the f word about a half dozen times...

Now, get thee to a mexican grocer or order the exotic stuff online and make this: Turkey Tamales with Mole Negro

Andoo ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 05:27:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This will probably be drowned out with all the responses, but people should always carry a few things in their car if they can afford it. If boxed up nicely it all fits in a fairly small amount of area for the amount of things being kept. It will set you back a couple hundred dollars, but so will a tow if you are far enough away from home.

1 Haynes manual

1 flash light

1 jack

2 jack stands

1 tire iron

1 drive belt

1 set of tools with ratchets and varied length sockets (include double-hex and torx)

1 breaker bar

1 used battery or a battery charger, jumper cables

1 voltage meter and a homemade set of jumper wires (you can buy them or make it from materials at home depot for like 4 bucks..you use them to test your relays and fuses if need be)

1-2 gallons of water

extra fuses and tail lights

power steering fluid

extra motor oil

1 can of wd-40, carb cleaner, MAF cleaner and electrical component cleaner

This will help avoid 90% of all "today you....tomorrow me"

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 06:13:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

YOUR LIST ONLY MAKES ANY SENSE IF YOU'RE A SHADETREE MECHANIC WHO LIKES TO TAKE RISKS AND -- FRANKLY -- DRIVES A SHITTY CAR. I'M SORRY TO DICK ALL OVER YOUR LIST, BUT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO MISLEAD A LOT OF MECHANICALLY DISINCLINED PEOPLE HERE.

  • 1 Haynes manual - THIS NOWHERE NEAR USEFUL FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON. ANYTHING YOU NEED A HAYNES MANUAL FOR IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ADDRESSED BEFORE LEAVING.

  • 2 jack stands - JACKSTANDS ARE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR ROADSIDE WORK. DON'T PUT BODY PARTS UNDER THE CAR WHILE ON A JACK.

  • 1 tire iron - A TIRE IRON IS FOR TIRE REMOVAL, NOT FOR LOOSENING LUGNUTS. CARRY A LUGNUT WRENCH, PREFERABLY THE CROSS-SHAPED UNIVERSAL ONES, SO YOU CAN HELP OTHERS OUT, TOO.

  • 1 drive belt - THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE FAILING ON THE ROAD. CHECK YOUR SERPENTINE/FAN/ACCESSORY BELT REGULARLY, AND REPLACE IT WITH A GOOD QUALITY BELT, LIKE GOODYEAR. IT CAN'T HURT TO CARRY YOUR OLD DRIVE BELT, BUT FOCUS ON REPLACEMENT BEFORE BACKUP.

  • 1 set of tools with ratchets and varied length sockets (include double-hex and torx) - AGAIN, MASSIVE OVERKILL FOR ROADSIDE EMERGENCY WORK. FRANKLY, I'M WILLING TO BET THAT THE RISK OF INJURY DUE TO TOOLS FLYING AROUND THE PASSENGER COMPARTMENT OUTWEIGHS ANY UTILITY VALUE OFFERED TO THE AVERAGE REDDITOR. CARRY A GOOD QUALITY CRESCENT WRENCH, A SMALL KNIFE, AND A PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER. AND A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE.

  • 1 breaker bar - NO. YOU DO NOT USE A BREAKER BAR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

  • 1 used battery or a battery charger, jumper cables - WHAT ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO WITH A USED BATTERY?! BESIDES GETTING BATTERY ACID ALL OVER THE INTERIOR OF YOUR CAR. AS FOR A CHARGER, A HUNDRED CARS MAY DRIVE PAST, BUT ZERO WALL SOCKETS WILL. CARRY JUMPER CABLES.

  • 1 voltage meter - PROBABLY USELESS FOR 90% OF REDDITORS AND 99% OF THE POPULATION.

  • extra fuses and tail lights - A FEW FUSES ARE FINE, BUT ONLY IF YOU FIX WHAT BLEW THE FUSE FIRST. AS FOR TAILLIGHTS, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MARKER, BRAKE, AND TURN SIGNALS EVERY TIME YOU FIND YOURSELF BACKING UP TOWARD A GLASS STOREFRONT. YOU SHOULD NEVER FIND YOURSELF IN A POSITION WHERE YOU NEED A BULB ON THE ROAD.

  • 1 can of wd-40, carb cleaner, MAF cleaner and electrical component cleaner - NONE OF THOSE ARE RELEVANT TO ROADSIDE REPAIRS.

fortuitous_bounce ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 06:41:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for dicking all over his list, as it has made me feel better about not having 95% of these things in my car.

[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 06:57:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Odd, but I felt better that it was in all caps too.

alienangel2 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 08:04:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Yeah, this was strangely appropriate for the all caps treatment. It felt like TheUltimateDouche's guide to roadside repair.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:32:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Until I read the username I was thinking what the hell? But now, I'm thinking one could create a i_type_in_all_lower_case account, and forever be lazy. I would do it, but I'm just too lazy.

Delfishie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:21:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

every time i press the shift key, i have to stop and catch my breath.

michaeldizzle ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:55:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Thanks, I don't know a ton about cars, but you make a lot of sense. Good to know I have everything except the fuses.

In summary:

  • Flash Light (bright as possible)
  • Jack
  • Universal Lugnut wrench
  • Crescent wrench
  • Small knife
  • Philips screw driver
  • Roll of duct tape
  • Jumper cables (long)
  • A few fuses
  • Keep spare bulbs in car if you have them around, for lack of a better place to store them
  • 1-2 gallons of water
  • Extra motor oil / power steering fluid (not so obvious to me)

My extras, but some are obvious and probably weren't worth mentioning:

  • Maps
  • Owner's Manual
  • Lugnut key
  • Spare tire
  • 100 yards of static rope
  • Packets of indian food from TJs (yum)
  • Tire chains (if Winter)
  • Collapsible shovel
  • Ice scrapper / snow brush
  • Old cellphone with no plan and charger for 911 calls
  • AAA card
I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 07:39:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Flash Light (bright as possible)

CONSIDER A HEADLAMP, AS THEY ARE INDESCRIBABLY SUPERIOR TO FLASHLIGHTS WHEN IT COMES TO FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT. ALSO, CONSIDER LITHIUM BATTERIES SINCE ALKALINES EVENTUALLY LEAK.

citizen_k ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:07:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This man speaks the truth. As a cheap-ass, I use a bandana to tie my flashlight to my head. See also: "hands-free" cell phone kit. Hah

cobramaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Could someone describe how a headlamp is better than a flashlight?

remmiz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

2 hands vs 1.

cobramaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:04:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah ha!

INDESCRIBABLY SUPERIOR

You have taken on the challenge and persevered for the win!

remmiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What do I win???

cobramaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's a really cool present, I just don't know how I could describe it for you.

cobramaster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:24:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit it's my birthday!

softmaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:32 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget to also purchase a cute midget mechanic to fit along with all this stuff in the trunk.

Eszed ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:10:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He didn't mention the item that has saved my ass a couple of times on the side of the road - a length of coolant hose.

Andoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:41:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If I could afford extra hoses I would, but a lot of them are damn expensive. Some of the simple hoses that come off your intake are like 65 bucks and can only be purchased at the dealership. Even a short hose like a PCV line can be way up in price. If I had it my way I'd have a box full of hoses to go in my car.

Eszed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:41 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hmmm, I've never had spares of the special shaped bits that come off the intake and outflow. I figure if one of those breaks I'll be on the phone to the AA. But, each of the last few cars I've owned has had plenty of other coolant hose running here and there; carrying 3 feet or so of each size of that has saved me on two occasions. Your car only has the weird proprietary shaped ones?

autowrecker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:27 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In many of our united states we have these places called 'wrecking yards', in some other countries they're called 'breakers'. This is where you will find your hoses for next to nothing.

I don't know what other yards charge, but I charge next to nothing for hoses. Actually, hoses, fuses, light bulbs are all pretty much on my 'dude, give me five bucks or whatever' list.

Andoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:07 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Good because My pressure hose that goes from my intake is like 62 bucks from the dealer and I"m like fuck that.

misterFR33ZE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:48:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

AS FOR A CHARGER, A HUNDRED CARS MAY DRIVE PAST, BUT ZERO WALL SOCKETS WILL.

http://i.imgur.com/7ywrI.jpg

cincodenada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:37 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would note that that says "Portable Jump Starter & Air Compressor", not "Charger". You may have meant to link to this, even if they are less common.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:30:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Perhaps a list of your recomendations instead of just tearing his down yes I noticed that you provided some suggestions

I am not trying to be smug you just seem to know what you are talking about.

I for example Keep a craftsman wrench set in my trunk but thats as much so I can go somewhere to help someone else with non car related things.

Now that I think about it here is My Trunk list. Keep in mind most of this stuff is a "Compact" Version the little stuff goes in the glove box or center console.

  • Spare Tire - may seem standard but I went without for too long Try to get a tire the same size as the rest instead of a doughnut.
  • My wrench set - can come in handy for little repairs wherever you may go
  • The aforementioned car things- Lugnut wrench, Hydraulic jack, Break Fluid, Oil, Winshield washer Fluid, Antifreeze.
  • Jumper Cables - You know, for impromptu jump-rope sessions.
  • Spare lugnuts - Have you seen that scene in Christmas Story? Yeah, thought so.
  • Rope - A good length of strong rope, Paracord is nice
  • Duct Tape- Regular and Automotive (automotive holds up better to Higher temps)
  • Down Sleeping Bag - Can come in handy if you get stranded in cold weather
  • Beach Towel - 42
  • Gerber Multitool - Knife, Pliers, Screwdrivers, leather all,
  • Flashlight - Will change to headlamp after reading other suggestions, but its a big Maglight
  • Decked Out First Aid Kit - This is not currently in my car but will be purchasing one for each acr with the remainder of my flex spending BE TRAINED BEFORE USING ANYTHING IN ONE OF THESE BAGS!! I Have the basic first aid training and my boyfriend is an RN. All of the things I am able to use go into a small pouch on the side of the Bag. Even though I cant use most of it If a nurse or doctor who can walks by its nice that its there.
  • Hand and foot warmers - again I live in Utah also Give them out to folks begging for change along with one of the stack of $5 fast food giftcards you keep in your glovebox.
  • Can of Fix A Flat - avoid using it if at all possible but If you are on a long road trip and in the middle of nowhere and already used your spare it is a nice backup.
  • Road Flares - Be careful about storage you dont want these things going off in your trunk this again is EMERGENCY equipment should a situation arise where you are caught in a snowstorm and need a signal fire and Heat, your spare tire will burn for days just dont inhale the fumes Be sure to puncture it before lighting so it wont esplode.
  • Your Oh shit Bag - you know the one for when the zombies get here. You know you have one. It should contain the small essentials, Power Bars, Iodine tablets, Bowie Knife, .45 revolver,etc.. I know this sounds funny but I am paranoid. no i don't have a gun yet and i wouldn't keep it in my car if I did. If its not in a Designated area (Safe, Cleaning area, on the line at the range) it should be in your holster.

Wow I keep quite a bit of shit in my car.

note to self clean out car

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 10:22:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps a list of your recomendations instead of just tearing his down

MY POINT IS THAT PEOPLE SHOULD CARRY THINGS RELEVANT TO THEIR LEVEL OF SKILL. SOMEONE WHO HAS ANY USE FOR A JACKSTAND OR BREAKER BAR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WILL ALREADY OWN THIS, AND WILL HAVE DECIDED TO BRING IT.

TO THE UNINITIATED, THE ONLY POSSIBLY NON-OBVIOUS THINGS I WOULD RECOMMEND WOULD BE

  • CELL PHONE. CELL PHONE. AS ANOTHER REDDITOR SAID, KEEP AN OLD ONE WITH A CHARGER IN YOUR GLOVEBOX. U.S. CELL COMPANIES WILL CONNECT YOU TO 911 EVEN WITHOUT A PLAN.

  • YOUR STOCK JACK, LUGNUT WRENCH, AND SPARE TIRE. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT. UPGRADE TO THE CROSS-WRENCH IF YOU'RE SO INCLINED, AS IT WILL GIVE YOU FAR MORE TURNING FORCE AND ALLOW YOU TO HELP OTHERS, AS EACH END HAS A DIFFERENT-SIZED SOCKET.

  • A REFLECTIVE SAFETY VEST OR AT LEAST A REFLECTIVE TRIANGLE. IT IS SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS TO BE CHANGING YOUR DRIVER'S SIDE TIRE AT NIGHT BESIDE THE HIGHWAY.

  • DUCT TAPE. YOU CAN (TEMPORARILY) PATCH A LEAKING COOLANT HOSE, TAPE YOUR TURN SIGNAL BACK ON AFTER HITTING A DEER, TAPE YOUR TRUNK SHUT AFTER THAT OLD LADY REAR ENDS YOU, THE APPLICATIONS TRULY ARE ENDLESS. CUT THE CARDBOARD RING OUT FROM THE INSIDE SO YOU CAN MASH THE ROLL FLAT.

  • A SCREWDRIVER. EVEN THE MECHANICALLY INEPT CAN WORK OUT HOW TO TIGHTENING THAT LOOSE ARMREST. ALSO, YOU CAN STAB PEOPLE WITH IT.

OTHER THAN THAT, JUST BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, REMEMBERING THAT IT'S EASY TO LOSE TOUCH INSIDE OUR AIR-CONDITIONED, HEATED TRANSPORT BOXES. IF YOU'RE IN THE DESERT, CARRY PLENTY OF WATER. IF YOU'RE DRIVING THROUGH THE SNOWY MOUNTAINS, CARRY A GOOD BLANKET OR SLEEPING BAG.

AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CAR, AND TRY TO BEWARE THE LIMITATIONS OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE.

cmlow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:23:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

These are great suggestions, I just wanted to add that dehydration while stranded in the snow is also a very real possibility. I store a couple plastic gallon jugs of water inside the car (only fill 2/3, obviously, so they don't rupture if they freeze).

skiman13579 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:19:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wish I could give more than 1 upvote for the YOU CAN STAB PEOPLE WITH IT

geomindspin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:03:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I like how the jumper cables are for impromptu jump-rope sessions while the rope on your list has no mention of this fun pastime activity.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm just hardcore like that.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:58:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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Andoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:40:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You plug them into your cigarette lighter receptacle. Keep up the good laughs, we all need them once in a while.

citizen_k ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:06:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Overkill? Perhaps. But I have almost all of those things in my car, and they've come in damn handy in a pinch. You can use these same tools to get out a whole hell of a lot of other binds too.

Andoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I put up my response to his comment if you care to see how fucked I've been in some car situations.

abbrevia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:37:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What a load of rubbish. The original list was sensible.

  • A couple of weeks ago my handbrake cable froze up. Now do I disconnect it from the back of the hubs, or is there a central point I can disconnect it from? Do I lie under the car in the snow trying to figure this out, or do I sit in a kitchen with a drink and my Haynes manual?
  • Jack stands are appropriate everywhere. You shouldn't be under a car without a jackstand. The end.
  • I agree on this one.
  • I also agree with this.
  • Not really overkill, a small socket set takes up no room at all.
  • What if you can't undo your wheel nuts?
  • I agree with this.
  • A multimeter is always useful. What if you have to get your car jump started and you want to make sure the battery is charging before you head off? You don't want to get 100 yards down the road and have it fail again.
  • But you can't deny that bulbs could blow at any time. I always carry spare headlight bulbs, as I would hate to have one go in the middle of nowhere and then be stuck.
  • Throttle body seizes open? Clutch pedal seizes up? Handbrake stiff and won't disengage? Lubrication makes all of the mechanical things in your car work, it seems stupid not to carry some around with you.

Having said all that, some of these things will be more relevant depending on where you are and the type of driving you do. If you do a lot of cross-country driving, anything you can carry that might help will be useful, as it will be the one thing that you desperately need when the worst happens.

If you do a lot of rural driving, you can get away without carrying an awful lot.

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:58:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Do I lie under the car in the snow trying to figure this out, or do I sit in a kitchen with a drink and my Haynes manual?

READING COMPREHENSION ERROR.

You shouldn't be under a car without a jackstand. The end.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE UNDER YOUR CAR BESIDE THE ROAD. SOMETHING IS BROKEN IN YOUR SYSTEM IF THIS IS A PLAUSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION FOR YOU.

What if you can't undo your wheel nuts?

I'VE ADDRESSED THIS SEVERAL TIMES ELSEWHERE.

A multimeter is always useful.

A MULTIMETER IS USEFUL IN THE RIGHT HANDS. AGAIN, THERE IS NO POINT IN MENTIONING IT, AS THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO MAKE USE OF IT WILL ALREADY BE CARRYING ONE.

What if you have to get your car jump started and you want to make sure the battery is charging before you head off?

TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS. ARE THEY DIM? IF SO, DO THEY STAY DIM WHEN YOU REV THE ENGINE TO, SAY, 2500 RPM? IF SO, YOU'RE FUCKED.

I always carry spare headlight bulbs, as I would hate to have one go in the middle of nowhere and then be stuck.

WHY WOULD YOU BE STUCK IF YOU HAVE ONE HEADLIGHT?

Lubrication makes all of the mechanical things in your car work, it seems stupid not to carry some around with you.

WD-40 IS NOT A LUBRICANT. IF YOU'RE USING IT AS SUCH, THEN I THINK I KNOW WHY YOUR PARTS ARE SEIZING UP ON YOU. ADDITIONALLY, I QUESTION THE VALUE OF AEROSOLS VERSUS RISKS INVOLVED WITH LONG-TERM STORAGE INSIDE AN AUTOMOBILE.

Throttle body seizes open?

SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.

Clutch pedal seizes up?

SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.

Handbrake stiff and won't disengage?

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO WRITE (YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT YOU SAW IT COMING). WHEN YOU NOTICE THINGS BEHAVING DIFFERENTLY IN YOUR CAR, IT'S NOT KARMA, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR CAR HAS A COLD. IF YOUR THROTTLE IS STICKING, YOUR VEHICLE IS NOT SAFE TO DRIVE. STOP DRIVING IT UNTIL YOU FIND AND ADDRESS THE PROBLEM.

ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU'RE A SHADETREE MECHANIC AND ENJOY TAKING RISKS, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. I'VE DONE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT HAVE LANDED ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH NOTHING BUT A ZIP-TIE AND A BIT OF WOOD TO SEE ME ON MY WAY. GETTING MYSELF OUT OF SITUATIONS IS MY HOBBY. BUT I'M SURE AS SHIT NOT GOING TO ADVISE THE GENERAL REDDIT AUDIENCE THAT ANY OF MY BEHAVIORS, NOR ANY OF THE THINGS I CARRY, ARE A GOOD IDEA FOR THEM.

abbrevia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Touche, good sir. Touche.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:44:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wd-40 is relavent to everything

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 07:46:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S A WATER DISPERSANT. IT'S RELEVANT TO DAMP THINGS WHICH PREFER NOT TO BE DAMP.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:25 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's what she said.

autowrecker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:13 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's relevant to lug nuts/rusty bolts, and as you've indirectly included, distributor caps too.

On Sunday, after plowing through at least a foot of standing water, my old Dodge truck sputtered to a stop. Having a can of WD saved me from having to try to dry out my distributor cap with a rag while it was pouring down rain.

WD used to work as a sort of starting fluid too. I don't know what they changed exactly, but it used to make a hell of a flame thrower as well.

themauvestorm3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I agree... was kinda unsure of what I would do with a drive belt

cursoryusername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:01:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Shit happens.

Haynes manuals suck ass though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Chilton is the way to go.

wonko221 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

uh... make sure you're also packing at least 3 or 4 extra "Caps Lock" keys....

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 07:28:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

YOU NEVER WEAR OUT THE BUTTON THAT'S NEVER TOUCHED.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:36:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:55:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:17:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Unless you type in all caps everywhere, 100% of the time, that would be truly annoying to do frequently. However, if you do type in all caps everywhere, 100% of the time. Then I commend you for sticking with your plan.

wonko221 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

lmao!

beautiful.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was at first offended by the all caps but then I saw your user name. Makes sense now. Good day sir.

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

THANK YOU, REMOWILLIAMS. I'M A FAN OF YOUR ADVENTURES.

sinembarg0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:06:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa man, easy on the caps. You make some good points, but very few people will bother to read your post because it's in all caps.

edit: I'm retarded.

Andoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:34:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

It's okay to dick all over my list. Allow me to retort since redditors feel a lot happier since you steered them away from potentially helpful or stupid advice as you've implied.

BUT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO MISLEAD A LOT OF MECHANICALLY DISINCLINED PEOPLE HERE

I am mechanically disinclined, but these things have helped me out a lot.

1 Haynes manual - THIS NOWHERE NEAR USEFUL FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON. ANYTHING YOU NEED A HAYNES MANUAL FOR IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ADDRESSED BEFORE LEAVING.

It's not as good as a Chilton's book (people should go ahead and get that too), but to tell people it's not useful is just straight stupid and honestly it's quite dick of you to say. It costs 20 fucking dollars. The whole first chapters are on troubleshooting and general knowledge of the car that really helps out 'average' people like myself. You can disagree on whatever you want, but if you think that torque specifications, tire pressure, location of your fuses in your fuse box are stupid then you can go ahead and continue to tell people it's a bad idea. To me it's a good idea to have it when I don't always have time to know every little thing about my car. These things should have been addressed before leaving, but shit happens.

So to add even further

1 $25 dollar torque wrench should be in your car so you don't overtorque parts on your car, especially your wheels.

2 jack stands - JACKSTANDS ARE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR ROADSIDE WORK. DON'T PUT BODY PARTS UNDER THE CAR WHILE ON A JACK.

I don't know much about cars, but I took off my drivetrain, crossmembers and transmission with a jack and two jack stands. If you plan on smoking crack and running into the car at full speed, then yeah I would say don't do this. Don't have your car on a tilted road if you are going to do so. I've had serious trouble getting my car to wobble on two properly placed jack stands and a jack. I'm not saying any idiot should just start getting under their car with jack stands, it takes a little common sense. I do agree with you on this point ultimately. I don't want anyone hurting themselves and would be heartbroken if some dumb fuck hurt themselves because they read a reddit post.

1 tire iron - A TIRE IRON IS FOR TIRE REMOVAL, NOT FOR LOOSENING LUGNUTS. CARRY A LUGNUT WRENCH, PREFERABLY THE CROSS-SHAPED UNIVERSAL ONES, SO YOU CAN HELP OTHERS OUT, TOO.

Tire irons have not been in common use for automobile tires since the shift to the use of tubeless tires in the late 1950s. The term is now often used to refer to a lug wrench

I'm sorry I used the antiquated term for lug wrench. It's ignorant of me and proof I'm just a novice when it comes to cars.

1 drive belt - THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE FAILING ON THE ROAD. CHECK YOUR SERPENTINE/FAN/ACCESSORY BELT REGULARLY, AND REPLACE IT WITH A GOOD QUALITY BELT, LIKE GOODYEAR. IT CAN'T HURT TO CARRY YOUR OLD DRIVE BELT, BUT FOCUS ON REPLACEMENT BEFORE BACKUP.

I've been in cars that have had their drive belt fail. It's a freak thing, but the belts are cheap enough to where I'm glad I have one with me because my last one was in fairly decent shape and it started giving me unknown issues on a road trip and I just went ahead and put a new one on.

1 set of tools with ratchets and varied length sockets (include double-hex and torx) - AGAIN, MASSIVE OVERKILL FOR ROADSIDE EMERGENCY WORK. FRANKLY, I'M WILLING TO BET THAT THE RISK OF INJURY DUE TO TOOLS FLYING AROUND THE PASSENGER COMPARTMENT OUTWEIGHS ANY UTILITY VALUE OFFERED TO THE AVERAGE REDDITOR. CARRY A GOOD QUALITY CRESCENT WRENCH, A SMALL KNIFE, AND A PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER. AND A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE.

If you are going to get injured by flying tools then you are flying yourself and are in serious shit. You'll be lucky if it's just the tools that bash your face in. Plus I put all of that stuff into one bag, in the back of the car so if it didn't end up hitting me I'd be so very screwed anyway.

1 breaker bar - NO. YOU DO NOT USE A BREAKER BAR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

There are plenty of parts on the car that are not easy to get off with a simple wrench due to aging and rusting. The WD-40 does come in handy along with a breaker bar for many things. Again, a cheap breaker bar is 10-15 dollars so it's really up to any weak person to decide. Also if you are super weak you can use the bar from your jack as a cheater bar over the breaker bar. you keep saying people will never need this shit, that's all fine and dandy until their u-joints on their drive shaft explode and they are stuck in the middle of the fucking road in Texas like I was with no to help. All of this stuff had come in handy.

I'm not saying this will happen to anyone, but it has happened to me so you can write off whatever you want.

1 used battery or a battery charger, jumper cables - WHAT ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO WITH A USED BATTERY?! BESIDES GETTING BATTERY ACID ALL OVER THE INTERIOR OF YOUR CAR. AS FOR A CHARGER, A HUNDRED CARS MAY DRIVE PAST, BUT ZERO WALL SOCKETS WILL. CARRY JUMPER CABLES.

They have battery starters that plug into your Cigarette lighter receptacle....... and yes CARRY JUMPER CABLES.

extra fuses and tail lights - A FEW FUSES ARE FINE, BUT ONLY IF YOU FIX WHAT BLEW THE FUSE FIRST. AS FOR TAILLIGHTS, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MARKER, BRAKE, AND TURN SIGNALS EVERY TIME YOU FIND YOURSELF BACKING UP TOWARD A GLASS STOREFRONT.

Again most people don't do this shit. Your counter to my suggestions are implying that these people are fucking car enthusiasts who are safe and aware, which they aren't. Just look at all the 7f12u rage comics about drivers, I go past them everyday and avoid most people like the plague when on the road for that very reason. I don't even check my brake lights all the time and didn't even have any extras in my car until recently when I just replaced one of mine. It came in a pack of two so I just threw the the extra one in my car for when the other goes out.

YOU SHOULD NEVER FIND YOURSELF IN A POSITION WHERE YOU NEED A BULB ON THE ROAD.

Thanks for the advice!

1 can of wd-40, carb cleaner, MAF cleaner and electrical component cleaner - NONE OF THOSE ARE RELEVANT TO ROADSIDE REPAIRS.

meh.. you're right on the carb cleaner and MAF cleaner

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I can't say you are right or wrong, it's just that in my own shitty circumstances with my shitty car I've been in some really weird situations. I'm sorry if any of the cussing came off as crass, but your comments like 'wall sockets' didn't really do anything for the conversation except make you appear witty to most redditors. That's completely besides the point. The point was that these things that you say shouldn't happen have happened to me so on that off chance that some of these things do happen to others I posted this. Do you know how many people drive shitty cars? A lot of us. I'm sorry my engineering degree hasn't paid off yet, but I'm working on it.

atheist_creationist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:35:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Uhh...I'm fairly certain cigarette lighter battery chargers do not have the capacity to take in the hundreds of volts required for a jump start. They do recharge the battery, but slowly and might not work for a completely dead battery.

Andoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
skiman13579 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It is not hundreds of volts anything over 12-14 volts would fry everything in your vehicle... think of a volt like water pressure.. 12 volts is like 12 psi. Amps are a measure of the actual current passing through a point during a certain period of time, like 10 gallons in 1 second.

Using a cigarette lighter charger is like trying to fill a swimming pool through a straw.. even with high amperage (lots of water) you can't put more than 12 volts (12 psi) through the system (straw) or it blows the fuses (bursts) and then your fucked.

And o dear god I became Melvin........

atheist_creationist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, my mistake; I meant amps.

Armitage1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know shit about cars, but I know this is true.

cincodenada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:45 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sigh. Car batteries take in 12 volts, always. Jump starting, running, charging, always. What you're looking for is amps. Car batteries take 300 amps, give or take, to get jumped.

Other than that though, you're right. Cigarette lighters aren't really capable of such amperage.

atheist_creationist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:39 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

See my reply above.

cincodenada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:38 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well shit, now I'm more of a pedantic douche. I hesitated, but my EE self won out. Somehow I missed the rest of the replies when I was replying...must have been in some context mode or something. My bad, and apologies.

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:53:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's not as good as a Chilton's book

YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. A HAYNES, CHILTON, OR FACTORY MANUAL IS NOT A USEFUL THING TO ADVISE PEOPLE TO CARRY IN THEIR CAR WITH THEM. IF YOU NEED THE MANUAL TO REPAIR SOMETHING, IT'S BEYOND THE SCOPE OF A ROADSIDE REPAIR.

AS I SAID, THE EXCEPTION IS THE ROADSIDE MECHANIC WHO ENJOYS TAKING RISKS. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE FUCKING AROUND WITH YOUR CAR ON THE SIDE OF A ROAD FOR ANY LONGER THAN YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST BE.

if you think that torque specifications, tire pressure, location of your fuses in your fuse box

YOU'LL FIND TIRE PRESSURE ON A STICKER IN YOUR DOOR JAMB, AS WELL AS IN YOUR OWNER'S MANUAL. FUSES WILL ALSO BE IN THE OWNER'S MANUAL. TORQUE SPECS ARE IRRELEVANT FOR ROADSIDE WORK. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SUFFICIENT SENSE OF WHAT IS APPROPRIATE FOR A GIVEN SIZE FASTENER, YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD.

I don't know much about cars, but I took off my drivetrain, crossmembers and transmission with a jack and two jack stands.

YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS WORK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. IF YOU ARE SO POOR THAT IT MAKES SENSE FOR YOU TO RISK YOUR LIFE UNDER YOUR CAR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, THEN IT'S TIME TO SELL THE CAR.

you keep saying people will never need this shit

THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT ALL OF THIS IS USELESS ON THE ROAD TO ANYONE BUT THE SHADETREE MECHANIC WHO LIKES TO TAKE RISKS.

1 used battery or a battery charger, jumper cables

They have battery starters that plug into your Cigarette lighter receptacle

THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A USED BATTERY.

I don't even check my brake lights all the time and didn't even have any extras in my car until recently when I just replaced one of mine.

OH REALLY? LET'S LOOK BACK AT SOMETHING ELSE YOU WROTE:

that's all fine and dandy until their u-joints on their drive shaft explode and they are stuck in the middle of the fucking road in Texas

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY NOT SEE YOUR U-JOINTS GOING BAD, FOR SO LONG THAT THEY EXPLODED? HERE'S THE PROBLEM: YOU'RE GIVING ALL THIS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT TO CARRY BASED UPON YOUR EXPERIENCES WHICH WERE THE RESULT OF YOUR OWN NEGLIGENCE.

Your counter to my suggestions are implying that these people are fucking car enthusiasts who are safe and aware

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A CAR ENTHUSIAST TO CHECK THAT YOUR TAILLIGHTS ARE WORKING.

WELL, ANYWAY, I WOULD ADDRESS MORE, BUT IT'S CLEAR THAT YOU WEREN'T REALLY READING VERY CLOSELY.

Andoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WELL, ANYWAY, I WOULD ADDRESS MORE, BUT IT'S CLEAR THAT YOU WEREN'T REALLY READING VERY CLOSELY.

That's just trolling.

The story was about hitchhiking and so I was writing in response to those who aren't just driving to work everyday. My post was not geared to the 90% of those who just drive to work and home everyday. In the southwest there are plenty of spots that get no reception when you go to drive and see family or go to college hours away.

I'm sure you had good intentions in trying to set me straight, but calling me negligent is all you have and I just don't care for your tone. Not everyone can just afford to fix everything on their cars, otherwise I wouldn't run into these issue. It's a money issue and that's about it. My car didn't come with a manual because it was used and was missing. Yeah, if we all had money we could just buy new parts wayyy in advance because we aren't barely surviving as is.

You have to understand that in the vast space of the southwest you might have to be a shadetree mechanic once you leave the confides of the city. You can say whatever you want in response, but it will just waste your own time. I'm sorry to have had to talk to you because it just wasn't worth my time either. We are in two different worlds.

pr1mu5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It is time to stop now.

There are people who are poor, and shouldn't drive cars. Point taken.

There are people who are lazy, and dont like maintenance, and should buy new cars, and not worry about the above list (or have AAA). Point taken.

Then there are people who aren't afraid to get a little dirty, not worried about the risks of roadside fixes, or perhaps like roadtrips, or like knowing they can help out others in a pinch, and those people, this list is just about perfect for.

A lot of people can afford a $20 part at Autozone and fix things as the break on their older car. Those same people would probably eat ramen or nothing for a week or two if that $20 part turned into a $200 tow.

In addition, I'd add a OBD II Scanner tool so you know whats wrong if a check engine light comes on. ~$80 tool which can help diagnose what's wrong.

The_Smooth_Mexican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Commenting to save this for later.

pghreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I gotta disagree about the breaker bar. Unless you're a big man or in really good shape trying to break a lug nut on the side of the road with just one of those cross-shaped universal bars is damn near impossible. A lot of shops put those lug nuts on with air ratchets, it takes a lot of torque to break them.

PROTIP: break the nut with the breaker bar BEFORE you jack up the car. Once they're broken, jack up the car and use the cross bar to spin those nuts right off.

fallacist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what if we all drive shitty cars? I've carried half the stuff on his list and its saved my ass many many times.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I find it comical that the copy pasted text is in lowercase

bobmandoom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:59:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You sir are an idiot. Most of this stuff may NT be necessary for your typical failure but what happens when that little fray you can't see in your belt finally gives way and breaks? Pretty sure the breaker bar is going to help then. The extra battery if your alternator fails on the road. The voltmeter if your tail lights suddenly go out. And a tire iron isn't for loosening lignite? What exactly do you think a lignite wrench is? And once again a case where the breaker bar could come in handy. I can think of roadside uses for every single last item on this list granted I don't carry them in my car I still see how they would be of use.

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:25:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You sir are an idiot

AND SO BEGINS THE BALLAD OF THE IRONIC.

what happens when that little fray you can't see in your belt finally gives way and breaks? Pretty sure the breaker bar is going to help then.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A BREAKER BAR IS. THE CRESCENT WRENCH WILL SUFFICE TO LOOSEN YOUR PULLEY AND REMOVE THE BELT. FURTHERMORE, HAD YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, YOU'D HAVE NOTED YOUR BELT DECAYING LONG BEFORE IT GAVE WAY.

The extra battery if your alternator fails on the road.

THE LEVEL OF RIDICULOUSNESS TO THIS IDEA IS SIMPLY UNFATHOMABLE. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO EXPLAIN THE OBVIOUS PROBLEMS WITH HAULING A 30 POUND BOX OF ACID, NOR THE LOGICAL IMPLICATIONS OF KEEPING AN EVER-DISCHARGING BATTERY AS "BACKUP". WHAT I WILL MENTION IS THAT A MODERN AUTOMOTIVE ALTERNATOR HAS A REASONABLE EXPECTED LIFETIME OF WELL OVER 100K MILES. IT WILL BE FAR LESS COSTLY SIMPLY TO REPLACE YOUR ALTERNATOR BEFORE IT FAILS.

The voltmeter if your tail lights suddenly go out.

WHAT DO YOU IMAGINE YOU WOULD DO WITH THE VOLTMETER IF YOUR TAILLIGHT WENT OUT? YES, YOU COULD USE A VOLTMETER (ACTUALLY, A MULTIMETER) TO TRACK DOWN A SHORT. DO YOU THINK THIS IS WITHIN THE TECHNICAL GRASP OF EVEN A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF REDDITORS?

What exactly do you think a lignite wrench is?

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT A LIGNITE WRENCH IS. A LUGNUT WRENCH, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A WRENCH FOR THE LOOSENING OF LUGNUTS. A TIRE IRON, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS FOR PRYING A TIRE FROM A RIM. IT'S NOT UNCOMMON FOR AUTOMOTIVE TIRE IRONS TO HAVE A LUGNUT SOCKET ON THE OPPOSITE END, BUT THE TERM IS STILL VAGUE AS USED BY THE ORIGINAL POSTER.

And once again a case where the breaker bar could come in handy.

IN FACT, THE ONLY EVEN VAGUELY REASONABLE ROAD-SIDE APPLICATION OF A BREAKER BAR IS IN LOOSENING LUGNUTS. HOWEVER, 1) ALWAYS DEMAND THAT ANYONE REPLACING YOUR WHEEL TIGHTEN IT TO SPECIFICATION BY HAND, USING A TORQUE WRENCH 2) IF YOU STILL CAN'T REMOVE THE LUGNUTS WITH YOUR LUGNUT WRENCH BY HAND, EMPLOY THE USE OF YOUR FOOT, OR USE THE JACK TO LOWER THE CAR, FORCING THE WRENCH INTO THE GROUND AND USING THE WEIGHT OF THE CAR TO BREAK THE LUGNUT FREE.

I don't carry them in my car I still see how they would be of use.

I CAN SEE HOW I COULD USE A HYDRAULIC LIFT, AN ENGINE CRANE, A TRANSMISSION JACK, AN AC WELDER, HYDRAULIC PRESS, CUTOFF WHEEL, IMPACT WRENCH, AND SO ON IN AUTOMOTIVE REPAIR. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE A WORK TRUCK TAILING ME EVERYWHERE.

bobmandoom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:02:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Everything on that list is sufficient to get you to a place where a proper repair can be made if something happens along the side of the road. And I believe most redditors possess atleast enough intellect to figure out how to fix most problems. Half of the stuff on this list is sufficient to repair most minor problems or at least make the car driveable enough to get it somewhere where it can be serviced. Also it's real easy to fall off a inch thick piece of metal trying to step on it to break a lugnut free and possibly falling on the road... I'd much rather use the breaker bar

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:32:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Also it's real easy to fall off a inch thick piece of metal trying to step on it to break a lugnut free and possibly falling on the road... I'd much rather use the breaker bar

1) BREAK YOUR LUGNUTS FREE BEFORE JACKING YOUR CAR UP. IT IS FRIGHTENINGLY EASY TO TIP A CAR OFF ITS JACK. ONLY LOOSEN THEM, SAY, 1/4 TURN. ON THE OTHER END, SNUG THEM DOWN WELL IN A CRISS-CROSS PATTERN, THEN LOWER THE CAR OFF THE JACK BEFORE FULLY TIGHTENING THEM.

2) MAKE SURE YOUR LUGNUTS WERE TORQUED PROPERLY IN THE FIRST PLACE. INSIST THAT ANY SHOP HAND TIGHTEN THEM, USING A TORQUE WRENCH.

3) THEY'RE NOT KIDDING IN THE OWNER'S MANUAL WHEN THEY SAY TO RE-CHECK YOUR LUGNUTS AFTER X MILES. IF YOU'RE NOT CONFIDENT, DRIVE STRAIGHT TO A SHOP (AT LOW SPEED). EVEN AUTOZONE WILL PROBABLY COME OUT AND GIVE YOUR NUTS A TUG IF YOU ASK POLITELY.

skiman13579 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sir, I commend you. In you ALL CAPS WISDOM I have finally found another redditor with a shred of mechanical knowledge. It is frustrating seeing people actually think they need to carry a garage in their trunk just in case a light bulb burns out.

It is like they don't know that they can stop at the nearest advanced auto/autozone/napa/sears auto/o'reilly/murray/any car parts store, and they can have alternators tested, bulbs replaced, batteries replaced, or any minor job requiring just minor tools, most times for free too.

skiman13579 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Nothing on that list is relevant for side of the road issues. Breaker bars should never be necessary. if you fall on the road stepping on the wrench it means two things

A)work on your balance.. your only 6-8 inches off the ground

B)don't overtorque your lugnuts next time

You should only need to ever carry jumper cable, and spare fuses.

Most vehicles have spare tires, jacks, and lug nut wrench included in the trunk already.

I am an aircraft mechanic, I do have knowledge in repairs

*edit I still give you an upvote in my round of feel good thread upvotes.. because you didn't call anyone an idiot or any other name

skiman13579 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:05:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

found my second downvote to give in my quest to upvote everyone... sorry... What ITYPEINALLCAPS is tying to say is if you need these tools then it is not something you should be doing on the side of the road. If you have the mechanical know how to be using these tools properly then you should know that

A) you should have seen the breakdown coming 90% of the time

B) you know that you can make it home or to a shop with a burnt out tailight

C)an extra battery is a joke

D) any modern (30 or less years old) car has a spare tire hidden somewhere in their car along with a jack and wrench for the lugnuts

And for proof that I know what I am talking about I am an aircraft mechanic, and my father was an aircraft mechanic... planes have millions of parts more than cars, and we keep them flying safer than cars can drive.

The only thing you should have to carry with you is jumper cables and spare fuses. Even with a failed alternator a jump where you let the battery charge for 10 minutes before removing the cables gives the battery enough juice to get to a repair shop as long as you shut off the radio

adultlanguage ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:37:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The humor of a novelty account lies in moderate use. This is many times more true for one whose novelty is as obnoxious as yours.

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOUR NOVELTY ACCOUNT, ADULTLANGUAGE.

bcisme ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think by battery chargers he means those portable ones that carry enough charge to be used to jump a dead battery.

tridium ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:11:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I only know what half of that stuff is let alone how to change / install it. I'm the type of guy that if my tire blows out in the side of the road, even though I have an emergency tire in my trunk, chances are I'll be calling a tow truck. And if I had a jack and a tire iron, I'd probably be YouTubing how to change a tire. Something tells me I should really read a book on car maintenance...

rhoner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:32:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yup, you are right and you included some things NOT in my current kit so thanks for the suggestions. Upvote this man, people, this is important!

anthonyadornetto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS told me not to.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:17:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why would you listen to that guy, he types all in caps?

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:44:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno about that Haynes manual man... seemed like there was always a paragraph or two missing from mine. It said 'remove this piece' without telling you how. I spent a good two hours before I realized that I had to rotate a piece of gear before a hole in that gear would line up with the screw that I needed to remove. Chilton's gave the right instructions.

brakattak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That is because Haynes manuals are pieces of shit.

alwaysdoit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or allow you to help someone else in need.

kirbyderwood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:29:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All those things are great if you have a car made before 1990 that can be fixed without needing a computer. I wouldn't even try to fix my hybrid if it broke down. My emergency kit is a lot simpler:

1) AAA card with the $20 upgrade that gives me 100 miles worth of towing.

2) A fully charged cellphone.

3) $100 hidden in the glove compartment just in case.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm betting a thief wouldn't consider that $100 in your glove compartment very hidden. Just saying...

YourMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I keep emergency money in the manual within my glovebox. My car was broken into last year. They took the tire pressure gauge from my glovebox, but they never found the cash.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great idea. I may have to try that!

pranksterturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What will you do if you don't have reception? Everybody should have the materials and knowledge necessary to limp to the nearest gas station, if necessary.

kirbyderwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:06 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'd walk or hitch a ride to a pay phone.

My main car is a hybrid, the only time it's ever broken down was when the battery system went on the fritz. I can change a tire, but I'm not messing with a 300+ volt electrical system on the side of a freeway.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:54:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have a Smart. If I carried all of that I wouldn't fit inside the car.

master_baiter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or allow one to help other "today yous"

CaseyCC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Excellent list, and only one thing extra I can think of that you definitely need in your car kit. A good, compact air compressor has come in handy for me more times than I can count. An air pressure gauge is optional considering most compressors have one built in, but I keep a spare gauge in my glove compartment box regardless.

But thank you, you've definitely put some things onto my shopping list.

rockstaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Glad you want to help but I don't think it's safe to carry all these things in the poorly ventilated trunk of a car, like the used battery and cleaners, particularly in the summer when things can get pretty hot.

It also doesn't help if you don't know what to do with the tools once you have them. I would wager that the bulk of the internet addicted redditors here are city dwellers that will never be more than 20 miles from a Walmart or auto parts store. I would suggest instead of carrying all these items, to take a class on basic car maintenance and repair, then stash away a fifty somewhere in the trunk of the car for emergency parts/gas/phonecall etc.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:43:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think you're right about stashing a fifty somewhere and taking a class on maintenance/repair, I will have to look into this. I loved the guys story, it was awesome, except at the end I thought to myself, I can't help anyone with car trouble, I'm a nerd. No ones computer problems leave them stranded on the side of the road. Shit.

ipfreely_12386 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to Vancouver. Supposedly rated #1 city in the world. Also, those are all things that WILL be stolen from your car. That is all.

lkbm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It will also help you be on the other end of 'today you....tomorrow me'. And who doesn't want to be a hero?

datoews ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

1 Haynes manual

1 flesh light

1 jack...


Fixed that for you.

Frederic54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have almost everything you wrote, I used my jumper cable to help a woman start her Jeep because she let the light overnight on a hotel parking lot, she was more than happy and offered me $10 or something like this, of course I refuse, it's a free service.

thequux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:53 on December 19, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For those of us who prefer to bike everywhere, here's what's in my kit:

  • 3 tire irons. The ones for bikes are small and light, and 3 of them makes things so much easier.
  • 1-2 Spare tubes
  • 3-4 tube patches
  • 2-3 CO2 cartridges
  • 1 CO2 nozzle
  • 1 screwdriver for each size screw/bolt on your bike. I just carry both sizes of IKEA Furniture Tool (TM); this covers damn near everything on mine.
  • 1 Adjustable wrench. Make sure it's narrow enough to install/remove your pedals.
  • 1 small flashlight. I carry a 9 year old version of this one (Full disclosure: said site is run by an old friend of mine)
  • A small set of first aid type things: band-aids, alcohol swabs, and duct tape.
  • 1 small metal file. While not essential, this tends to make things like pedals and brake levers much less sharp after small kerfuffles.
  • A small knife

Less essential but nice is the general maintenance type of thing: chain lube, a rag, etc.

Quit whining about the weight; this entire kit weighs about a pound and a half, and fits in a travel toiletry bag, which then goes into my second water bottle holder. Plus, it gives you far more opportunities to say "Today you, tomorrow me".

Andoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:47 on December 19, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Do you have one of those small pumps that fit on the frame? My old roommate had one and it was fucking awesome. We also went tubeless after a while because in west Texas, where we went to school, the mountain biking is impossible on tubed tires. three inch thorns everywhere are a bitch. They reminded me of the ones from Apocolypto.

thequux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:20 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to, when I had a mountain bike. I don't have the upper body strength to fill up my road bike tires though; thus why I have the CO2. Keep in mind that CO2 is only for emergency repairs; I've got a floor pump for everything else.

Andoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:02 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that does sound pretty cool. I wish you had gotten here earlier so people could see that. We should do a repost on this shit.

Coopster034 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:26:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Best thing I've heard today. It's really nice to hear stories like this.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:09:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Piece of shit Macbook with a blurry screen. Shoulda got a Macbook Pro ;_;

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:43 on January 20, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, pebkac.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You sir are awesome. I try to help people when I see them, and so does my dad. A lot of times we will be in a hurry but we still call triple a or highway patrol or anyone that can help them since that's what their there for.

You still win my style points of the day. Just wanted to say that.

pinking_shears ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:41:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That is a really beautiful story.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Beautiful story. We need to remember things like this. It's the core of our humanity. It's what we should seek to be and how we should seek to treat everyone that we come across, at all times. Thanks.

cntthink0f1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wow.. just wow! you dont mind if i make a short film about this in the future do you?

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not at all. Just send me a copy :)

ignorethisidiot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:18:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you.

This touched me in ways I can't even begin To explain and made me realize what a dick I've been to people lately

That changes today.

Once again, thank you

rufusjones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i almost teared up and i never fucking cry

LonelyShamrock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, i was wondering if i could use this story in my school. i will give all the credit to you (obviously), and i just want to show, people still have hearts out here... please get back to me. Also, yea..onions.. when you opened the foil and your $20 was in it.. :[

rhoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Please, go forth and spread the good word. I now feel like a total ass for keeping this to myself for so long. IEspecially with all the ginned up fear around immigration and the election, I really should have put this out there sooner. I am considering writing it out for the local newspaper, it seems people really liked hearing it.

LonelyShamrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, you should have! great, inspirational story. Mhm, you could probably just copy-paste this with a few revisions (i didnt see any errors, but i was caught up in the story.) and i bet it would be published, because clearly people liked it. :] Good luck, not that you will need it though.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:26:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If I knew how to make tamales, I would send you 100 of them.

abnormalsyndrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:27:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I want to cry after reading this story. You changed me. Thank you.

legomorett ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:30:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nice story, btw the say goes "Hoy por ti y maรฑana por mi", which more articulately translates to "Today for you and tomorrow for me" but non the less its obviously the same principle. just thought you would wish to know what he tried to translate

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I am going to get this down so that next time, in case it is the other way around I am offering the help to someone who can't understand me, I can at least get that much of it conveyed. So thanks!

DatWatSheSed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:56:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sir, i can honestly say that your long rambling rant has changed my outlook on life. Good on you bro, good on you.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have been getting a ton of responses like this and I can't even begin to tell you how awesome it makes me feel. That family deserves all the credit and warm wishes. I wish there was a way for me relate that to them, wherever they are.

DatWatSheSed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In all sincerity that must be the only thing that can make all this feel even better, for you to relate to them how much they have changed you and how your sharing of your experience with others have changed them. and that is one HELLUVA quote. wow. good stuff bro.

Boboapproves ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:58:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If my ex gf saw a guy on the freeway with a sign that said "need a jack" she'd stop.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that one got a good long laugh... lots have tried the Jack jokes, yours was gold.

jeremythelee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:02:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've come to the conclusion that discrimination is wasted on those who truly do not deserve it. There is a large number of people who live in this country and have no desire to work or to contribute. But illegal immigrants come to this country simply to have the opportunity to be a part of something better and to make a better life for themselves and their family. My uncle (married into the family) came here from mexico legally, and often speaks of how mexico is practically a third world country compared to the united states. the lack of government control makes it hell for the average citizen but a safe haven for large businesses looking to squeeze everything they can from the population.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not to mention that we are all immigrants somewhere down the line. My mother's family came from Ireland about 5 generations ago. Half my father's side came from Europe a little earlier than that, the other half was here all along.

I have seen enough in my 28 short years to know that when the chips are down I am throwing my meager weight behind the have-nots, not the haves.

JayPetey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:28:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In all fairness, "NEED A JACK" then offering money.. well.. I can see it being misconstrued...

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:29:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What a wonderful story. Seriously, tears welled up in my eyes. Just pure kindness without the want of anything in return. I will for sure retell this to my sister tomorrow morning.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:42:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A modern day version where the samaritan is a illegal immigrant, the jeep is the jew and somehow Jesus is involved as a narrator/observer. I like it.

Hear that, guy who asked if he could make a short film of this? Now you got your angle.

maniaq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:38:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

oh man that $15 gas can reminds me of the time I ran out of gas in my new (current) car

I have this weird loyalty thing going on when it comes to refuelling and I tend to always go to the same petrol station every time - they were the first and still among the few who have "E10" ethanol blended fuel that is actually 95 octane - and consistently cheaper (I believe) thanks to the sugar cane that ethanol is made out of

anyway, so I was dangerously low on fuel but real close to one of these petrol stations and I figured I could make it - unfortunately I chose a really hilly route and my car ran out literally around the corner - like 5mins walk - didn't quite make it...

so I walked in and explained my situation - emphasised I was just around the corner - and asked if I could borrow a jerrycan or something to put enough fuel in the tank to drive around the corner and fill up - at this point it was all fairly low drama - I used to have big old V8 that ran out of gas all the time and I know they usually have something for idiots like me - except this guy starts telling me they don't have anything they can loan out, but I can buy a little 2L can from the back of the store for $15

I try explaining I don't want to buy anything except fuel - I tell him I'm willing to pay a bond if he's worried I might not return his fuel can (which is oh so valuable at $15 a pop) - which is not unheard of - but no - similar deal where it's apparently "for my safety" they can't loan anything out bla bla bla bullshit bullshit...

So I go to the back of the store and find this $15 fuel can - it's one of those cans you use for 2-stroke fuel for your lawn mower - I go back and tell him I don't think that is going to be good enough - for a start there's this little pull out piece of plastic which is supposed to be some sort of surrogate for a proper funnel (I've seen similar in cans of olive oil) - he tells me it should be fine - but if I want he can sell me a funnel - for an extra $8

It's like he's found himself a nice little earner here...

I buy the little lawnmower can and fill it with fuel, pay the man his extortion and go back to my car. Unfortunately it does indeed prove to be completely useless as a surrogate funnel and most of my precious fuel ends up outside the fuel tank instead of inside - in my desperation I start (slowly) filling up an empty water bottle (against my better judgement) and try using that to fill the tank but it just as hopeless at getting fuel into the car! Out of that 2L I manage to put so little fuel actually in the fuel tank the car still refuses to start!

Now I'm pissed - I go back to the guy and tell him his useless lawnmower can that "should be fine" did exactly jack shit and I just wasted all this time and money on him and still cannot start my car - I demand my money back - we get into a massive argument - while we're arguing some dude does a runner on him without paying (Karma, if you ask me) and he gets pissed back at me - then the dude who's been running the adjacent carwash, who it turns out is the actual owner of the joint, comes in and of course backs up his guy - I start having a go at him for being the guy who came up with this ridiculous fucking policy in the first place - it all reaches a great big crescendo where he starts to actually start threatening me with physical violence-

-did I mention I was a loyal customer who used these guys almost exclusively for years?

I finally decide these guys can go fuck themselves - and don't fail to mention I will be going out of my way in future to give my business to the next guy, and will have nothing but bad things to say about him to any and every one, as I walk out the door - these guys are actually surrounded by two other petrol stations who I previously never even so much as glanced at

I walk into the first one (with my newly purchased lawnmower can) and ask him if he has any funnels - unfortunately he's out of stock - I go the next guy and not only does he have a funnel, he actually modifies it to work with my shitty little can and because of this he charges me exactly $2 for it (normal price - $3) - which I pay, on top of the fuel I fill the can with - go back to my car and get it going and return to his place and fill the tank.

When I return to pay for the full tank I offer to give him the lawnmower can and funnel so he can lend it to the next guy - you know what he tells me?

He says he's already got a jerrycan out back he lends to people who've run out of gas - there's a $20 deposit which you get back when you return the can...

Can you guess where I get my fuel from now?

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:33:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That is so maddeningly similar to my situation... the station in question for me right below my apartment building. I go there DAILY for wine and beer, they realized they have a market with this apartment building and have a great selection... go figure. So when I go in and ask and they point me to the rear wall to the for sale containers, and I am talking about the cheapest, worst designed 1 gallon hunks of crap imaginable, lacking simple things like a breather valve or cap, and I see that they are $14.99, and they have at least 30 in stock and on the shelves... I was livid. I tried to keep it civil and remind them, hey, remember me, the guy who comes in around 7pm every day... can you cut me a break. Nothing. Thinking the building residency would help me out, explain that I can't keep a gas can in my apartment and is unsafe to keep one in storage, with no cap to boot, in the trunk of a car. So you want me to spend fifteen bucks to ultimately have to throw this away in 5 minutes, after I walk to, and I am not joking, my friend's car that is in sight of this very cash register through the plate glass window, not 300 feet away? Even when I can get a can like this up the street for a couple of bucks?

"Well, you could always walk up the street and come back I guess," and we both look out the window, into the pounding rain. The manager was making himself present by this point, a man in his 60's. I explained that I know this is a corporate policy, and not his decision, but, by not looking the other way he just lost a loyal customer and further more he is helping to ruin this country, blah blah blah.

Walking out, feeling proud, I am standing on the curb waiting for my chance to j-walk and a landscaping crew whistles me over. One of them witnessed the fury that is someone clinging to the soles of the middle class made late to work by the incompetence of bureaucracy, and they wanted to help. Offered me their can and I all got out of them was "take what is left". I assume there's a bit in there... nope. Sucker is full... which is kind of a bummer as it was uphill 300 grueling uphill steps and 8 gallons weighs a ton the morning after tying one on. I sip enough start the car, through the can on the passenger seat and made way back to the gas station. Upon handing the can over to the foreman he weighs it in his hands and starts motioning to open the gas cap... he then fills my car with the rest of the gas, winks and pulls a commercial fueling club card out of his shirt pocket, makes that clicking noise with his mouth like a cowboy calling his horse, and slides the card back in his pocket.

I parked and finally got him to take a little cash and he promptly turned it into a round of coffee and donuts for the crew. The coolest part was 4 hours later when I left my office for lunch and found them working my building but they were much less enthusiastic or excited by this meeting... either because being helpful is just a normality to them or, perhaps, because I obviously did not recognize the dudes that landscape my building once a week...

So now I, too, get my fill ups and after work libations elsewhere. Also, I have your back in any future knife fights if only for your use of the terms jerrycan and proper usage of fuel. Military?

maniaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Military?

nah - Australian..

I still have that little tin can around here somewhere - maybe some day when I actually have a lawn mower I might finally justify buying it

xtracto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:37:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh crap... Mexican here, seems my cebollas are very strong :)

It is nice to hear that you were helped by someone. I just wanted to clarify something about the $20... I think that what my paisano thought was "this guy think I have no money/I need money". See, if I stop to help you, I deffinitely won't accept your money... not because I absolutely don't need it, but because I am not doing it for the money.

Just change the story a bit for a minute and imagine it is someone American who was helping you... you wouln't think in giving him the $20... maybe you would give him your card or your facebook so that you get a new friend or whatnot... really, we are not that different ;-)

As for the quote you mention "hoy por ti, maรฑana por mi" (today for you, tomorrow for me) is a really nice quote I have heard a lot of times (mostly in the North of Mexico) and which really reflex the "community"/"social" thinking of the people... because all of us are very fucked up (monetary) people try to help each other with what they can...

That's why we give food and drinks (ยฟun taquito?) to construction workers after they finish their work day building our homes, or that's why we give a lot of "caridad".

Of course, that is not all of us; as you can see in the news there are a lot of crazy assholes that are greedy and want to destroy society to get rich. The problem is that they take young kids (15+) and dazzle them with money, power and guns; thus the desperate kids usually turn to that for lack of alternative.

Mexican (and in general Latin Americans... excepting maybe Argentinians hehe) are nice in general; and I can imagine a lot of people who live and work in another country are very grateful for what they are receiving (the chance to work and develop) and are willing to help their peers as they learned back in Latin America.

Nevertheless to see the other side of the coin, I have heard horror stories about expat Mexicans not helping Mexicans or even making things worst for each other. For example, a cousin of mine lives in Alaska (legally, married to an American); she once told me that when she was in her worst moments it was mainly American friends who helped her (not about money but affect and comprehension, or simple helping details) whereas Mexican people didn't care.

She also described how one time the American government had a program in which, if you turned to police a number of illegal immigrants, the USA would give you some kind of permit. Guess what, people where turning on each other backs!.

So the conclusion is??? I have no idea.. maybe that Mexicans and Latins are, as all people, humans. There are some good people and some bad people. If there is any difference, is mainly because when we are children we are taught to share everything we have and help other people.

cometparty ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:55:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are actually wrong. It is very commonplace here to offer someone money who helps you, just out of courtesy. It has nothing to do with rich or poor, Mexican or American. You just offer the person whatever you can, to show your gratitude. A middle-aged woman in a minivan picked me up and drove me to get gas once. I knew she had more money than me. That didn't matter one bit. That wasn't the point. I offered her $10 out of gratitude. It's also commonplace for the person to turn down the money, to show that they are not doing it for the reward, but out of kindness.

AllieWonder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:05:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cometparty is right on. Its a gesture that says that you'll give up something precious to yourself (your money) because you want to give something tangible for their help. Maybe it would be expected that the helper would turn down the money, but you still offer because you want to compensate them, you know? I think Americans tend to be very poor at expressing gratitude verbally, since we are so materialistic :D

elucubra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:55:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hoy por ti, maรฑana por mi. / Hoje por ti amanha por nos.

Very ingrained in Iberoamerican cultures.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:56:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My eyes watered a little reading that. It's a good thing.

Pugilanthropist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:18:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The best way to judge a person is to see how they treat people they don't know. I don't know who said that to me, but it's something I've held close to my heart.

Thank you for sharing.

uhm_yeah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:28:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, I allready payed this forward for you about a year ago. Allmost the exact same thing, including the broken jack, about a year ago.

Some random dude called at my appartment on a Saturday night that he had a flat and no jack. So I grab mine from my miniscule 1000kg car and try to help him out, in the dark, with a flashlight. He had a lowered sedan with a bodykit that must have weighed in at 1500kg before the mods and over 2k over. My jack stood no chance and broke like a twig.

He had a proper one at home and tried calling friends to bring one over, but being Saturday night couldn't reach anybody. So I grabbed my car, drove him two towns over to grab the jack, drove back, and he changed the tier no problem. Money was offered for the gas, but honestly I couldn't take it nor really needed it at that time. Maybe someday someone will do the same for me, but since it allready happened for you I now concider it karma-neutral :).

FinalSin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:00:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was fucking class. I just got off the phone with my mum; my cousin has less than 24 hours according to the hospital. This kinda tipped the balance a little the other way. What a story. :)

Xee5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:29:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man... I cried like a baby when i read this, really pulled at the heart strings. I'm going to remember this.

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

VA1N ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:21:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this should be a movement...kind of like the pay it forward movement. Everyone help someone and refuse money when offered and only say "Today you, tomorrow me."

Reeser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:37:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Commenting so I know where to find this when I'm having a bad day..

fallentree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:42:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I kind of want a "Today you... Tomorrow me" tattoo.

rhoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

trust me, I have been trying to figure out how to make that idea work as well.

santaclausonvacation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:45:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"If your in trouble or hurt or need -- go to poor people. They're the only ones that'll help -- the only ones." -Ma Joad

grimeandpunishment ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What a great thread, hats off to you, the OP and the Mexicans!

softmaker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:01:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, yes - this a common saying in latam.

It's said: "Hoy por tรญ, maรฑana por mรญ" (Today it's for you...tomorrow it'll be for me)

Also: "Una mano lava la otra" (One hand washes the other)

exposur3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:10:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for sharing this story, it really touched me.

I have a story like this as well, and guess that it would be similar to what his daughter witnessed. I hope that the memory of helping you sticks with her, just like this one has stuck with me throughout the years.

I was 12 when my dad stopped to help a Mexican family in Ontario, Oregon who had been parked on the side of the road with a sign saying something to the effect of "need fuel pump, will work for $". I remember that it was an old truck and he had his entire family with him and he also spoke very little english. My dad stopped, figured out what was going on and what year the old truck was. He then left and went straight to the local auto parts store where he bought a new fuel pump. I'll never forget the reaction from this guy when we returned and he saw that my dad had a fuel pump for him - it was gratitude on a level that I have rarely seen since since. The man offered to come and work, but my dad turned down the offer ("I have sons for that") and gave him our address and invited them over for dinner that night. We never did see him again, but I'm sure that he still remembers my little ol' dad from that day.

I was able to sob my way through this story as I gave the eulogy at my dad's funeral a few years back. Thanks for letting me share it again here.

"Today you.... tomorrow me."

tarifa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:14:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm going crazy because I've probably slept a total of 10 hours the past 3 days to study for finals. After all the adderalls and cups of coffee and the pain in my ass and back from sitting forever I was afraid I've gone insane. But this story brought a couple tears to my eyes and I am now relaxed for I still have a bit of sanity in me. Another reminder that there's much greater things in life than my final exam.

theddman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:14:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think I just got some dust or something in my eye...

dewright23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:01:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

From my experience, it is always those with the least that help the most.

cefop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:11:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You have single handedly changed my outlook towards Mexican immigrants.

HoTDoGlol ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 02:02:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once picked up my (what I now know to be my uncle) on a street. After some good conversation (and a joint between us) we realized that we were family...distant uncle then, not so much now.

hamlock ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 04:59:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In university I tried to surprise my girlfriend by taking a train out to Kington ON to surprise her the night of her birthday, which she wasnt expecting me due to my late in the school year lack of funds.

So after getting to the train station I hop off and hail a cab only to hop in and realize I left my wallet on the train, in the stupid seat back pouch. So i got out, and started huffing around trying to text my gf's friends to see if they even had a car at school to come pick me up. A young girl walked up to me and started making small talk asking me if I went to Queens, the school I was headed. I told her my situation and she offered to give me a ride with her friends who were picking me up.

Two more girls show up and pick us up, and I tell them my lame tale. They were stopping to get booze on the way back and bought me a cheapo bottle of wine to get things back on track with my surprise. I couldn't believe it. They dropped me off at my gf's and creeped me through the windows just well enough to see her do the old jump and wrap the legs around hug. The girls added me to facebook, and I realized, through looking at our mutual friends that the driver was my second cousin, and we chat alot more often then before, which was never.

TL DR: Lost wallet, got ride, stranger driving was 2nd cousin

traitorous_8 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 07:36:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh Canada!

Mmmbigbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Happens all the time in Kingston. We're all students, so we just help each other out!

anderr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:02 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Good thing you didn't try hooking up with her.. :/

hifiDesign ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:46:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Go on...

megret ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:10:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is a story I'd like to hear the rest of.

hiwhoami ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 00:44:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That is the sweetest hitchhiker story I've ever heard. Major props to you and your determination to help this guy!

I've picked up plenty of hitchhikers in my life. One I remember was a 28ish year old guy who was trying to get to Madison to be a test subject for a new ADD medication. Apparently they lock you up for a couple months, regulate your diet and exercise, then give you a few grand and set you free. Y'know, if the meds they're testing don't kill you. Anyway, I got him another 50 miles down the road before I had to turn south. He was nice though.

This past June, right before our wedding, my (now ex) husband picked up 3 crusty kids and their dog. They were hitching their way to a Rainbow Gathering, so he brought them home to me. We fed them and packed them goody bags full of aspirin and hand sanitizer, along with 10 pounds of dog food, then drove them to the next state. They were a nice bunch of kids.

I've also not picked up hitchhikers who I thought were suspect, but I usually go to the nearest gas station and put together a bag of water, gaterade and granola bars and bring it to them. Even if I think they look creepy, I still don't want them to go hungry.

f_n_a ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 02:20:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Rainbow Gatherings are good for hitchhikers, for sure. I picked up a hitcher in eastern MT this summer, and drove him 500 miles. Stopped and met some of my friends for lunch, and it turned out one of my friends had been to the same rainbow gathering a couple years back.

Also before I dropped him off, we laid a track down. He saw my banjo in the back seat, and wanted to jam. Turns out that hitchhikers come with guitars, and laptop computers. He even uploaded it to youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMKWcah15D4

hiwhoami ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:25:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That reminds me - the girl in the group was a mad ukulele player. Used my computer to look up more chords so she could generate income on the street.

viciousnemesis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:15:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Is it bad I instantly think of Missoula? :P

f_n_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:44 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

My final destination where we jammed was Missoula. He was headed a bit farther west. Yes, this was not an odd situation for Missoula. I saw several other comments in this thread about picking up hitcher in/around Missoula.

viciousnemesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:36 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, yeah, just seems more the mindset of people in Missoula. I've grown up in Billings, and (nearly) everyone here are complete assholes. I don't think I've met a single person who's ever picked up a hitchhiker...

f_n_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:08 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We used to drive up the Blackfoot river, tube down it, and then hitch back up to the car. I guess that's the only time where I've gone out planning to hitch hike. Usually got picked up pretty quick, but of course I was in swim trunks and had a big tube with me, so people instantly knew my intentions.

I've tried hitch hiking home from the bars in Madison, WI, but more often than not, I end up walking the whole way. I don't see many hitch hikers out this way either.

otis_the_drunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

a friend gave me an iphone while i was hitching last spring. it was alot of fun asking the folks who picked me up if i could charge it while we rode along. i got some really weird looks but telling them how i came about a free iphone got conversations started.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:45:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Which part of Eastern Montana?

f_n_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:29 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Right outside of Miles City. There is some footage of him hitching in the video. Pretty sure that was taken where I picked him up Good trip for sure

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:09 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Does that make you a native Montanan or just passing through? It is always nice to see a fellow Treasure Stater on here.

f_n_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:37 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

2nd generation Missoulian, though I live in the midwest currently. Would love to get back if it weren't for the 3rd world economy. Cheers!

dballz12 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 02:43:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nice story...so you were only married for like 5 months? just curious.

hiwhoami ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 02:48:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. I am bipolar and psychotic. I was an abusive monster.

yasminhowcomely ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 03:15:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i'm impressed that you recognize and admit this. i have many family members who have come nowhere near reaching that step. i really hope that you can conquer yourself (definitely the biggest obstacle to overcome). good luck! you seem like a pretty cool person.

hiwhoami ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:23:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you. I will get there someday.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:25:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You might consider trying out a vegan diet. Has some pretty profound effects on people with psychiatric disorders sometimes.

Actually there are a few different diets that sometimes do amazing things from acute schizophrenia to depression.

hiwhoami ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:29:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'll look into that. I already know after a couple days of withdraws, I feel better if I don't consume caffeine.

I was a vegetarian in high school and I was terrible at it! I existed almost entirely on pasta. I know I could do better now.

Shankapotamus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:51:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Don't want to turn this into a pissing match but you could also consider a high fat diet. I'm bipolar and was a vegan for quite a few years and it was very bad for my mental health.. I wasn't getting enough fat and I was consuming wayyy too much sugar and starch. It probably depends on which chemicals are the wonkiest (I have dopamine issues) but I definitely agree with Eeeeeean that you should look into diet as a way to help control it. Good luck and there is hope!

hiwhoami ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:53:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Did you see that link a few days ago about the epileptic kid who was put on a high fat diet and it cut his seizures by 95%?

Either way, in a couple months I'll be getting a battery of tests done by my psychiatrist and once I have some concrete info, I'll be looking into every available option to calm my crazy.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:00:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No pissing match here. Just trying to help out a fellow redditor :)

I have heard of some problems associated with a lack of fats. Flax seed oil and avacados are a vegan's best friend. Should also supplement with B vitamins since vegans tend to be short on them.

One of my other good friends was veggie and went to a diet with lean meats and her energy levels went way up. I think the key to a good diet is changing it every few months.

BenHuge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:19 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Has there ever REALLY been something that could be called a pissing match? And how would one win said match? Is distance the main factor? Accuracy?

spasysheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:59 on June 10, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Who can piss for the longest.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:07:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm bipolar too, but it's a lot milder than yours it sounds like. Mine is all mania and just causes social problems and problems with the law (mostly speeding). It's managed well by medication now.

hiwhoami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:11:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think the abuse stemmed more from the psychotic part than the bipolar part. My bipolar mostly manifests in things like driving to Colorado because I'm bored, or shutting myself in my house or apartment for weeks at a time, and when I was on Depakote, I was doing pretty well. But I wasn't addressing my psychosis at all - because I wasn't aware of it until I was hospitalized twice this summer. My psychiatrist just upped my dosage of Seraquil, so we'll see how that goes.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:03:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've never had psychotic episodes, but my mania can really screw with me sometimes. I tried about seven meds including Depakote before getting on one that worked--Tegretol. I also take low doses of Seroquel for sleep.

hiwhoami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:06:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Never heard of Tegretol, but it's going on the list so I can ask my psychiatrist later. Good luck on your continued mental health quest.

isapieready ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:12:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is the nicest thing I've read today.

hiwhoami ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:13:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Your username is the funniest thing I've read today. And thank you. I'm having a bad day. I'm glad I put something nice in the world.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Damn you are stand up! A true inspiration....

Oh, and your are better off without him :)

hiwhoami ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:49:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, it is he that is better off without me. But I'll be ok someday.

rhoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:53:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I simply can't believe that :)

anyletter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:59:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. I am bipolar and psychotic. I was an abusive monster.

Might want to save your pick-up lines for later.

rhoner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:23:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always forget you can do the reddit snooping thing for context.... either way, I wanted her to feel better but I would gather from that quote that i am not the man to make that happen...

Frankfusion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A buddy of mine picked up a guy and his dog who was headed to a rainbow gathering. He said it was a blast.

hiwhoami ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:50:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've heard many good things about rainbow gatherings. I'd like to go, it sound a lot cheaper than Burning Man.

PetitPois ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason, whilst reading your story, I forgot that you had written the kids had a dog. Then I was like

We fed them and packed them goody bags full of aspirin and hand sanitizer, along with 10 pounds of dog food...

WTF? I know they were crusty but you could have bought them some proper food. Then I was like, oops...LOL!

hiwhoami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I met one crusty kid who claimed he ate dog food. I bought him a pizza. I just couldn't stand the idea.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:24:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

HA I misread this as:

I met one crusty kid who claimed he ate dog food. I bought him a pizza. He just couldn't stand the idea.

fireburt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:03:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What is it like when you bring them food and water, but don't pick them up? Do you just say, "Hey man you look like you might rape/murder me so I don't really want to give you a ride, but here's some food" or do you make up an excuse for why you can't give them a ride?

hiwhoami ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:05:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The last time that happened, I had an excuse. My husband didn't like me giving rides to strange men. I said, "Hey, my husband told me not to pick up hitchhikers without him, but you look like you could use some help. Here, there's a sub and some tuna and stuff in this bag, and $20. I hope you find a ride soon!"

gdog05 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a girl headed to a Rainbow gathering on the Idaho side of Lolo Pass in Montana once. I probably wouldn't have done it, it was kind of in the middle of nowhere, but she had this nice looking lab with her. Bad people don't have good dogs. I let her in, and holy fuck 'o Friday it was the worst BO stench I've ever encountered. And you don't go through football in high school without smelling some serious funk. She was nice enough, but I wasn't far from home before my sinuses cleared up.

hiwhoami ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, dogs go a long way to influence what I think of someone. As do cats, but not in the same way. I was told by several crusty kids that you get picked up more if you have a dog.

jthmeffy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:13:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Covance Clinical Research in Madison, WI? I've done a few studies there. Small world.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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jthmeffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:16 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why? You've never done a study there.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This past June before our wedding

(now ex)

December = 12, June = 6, 12 - 6 = 6 months...

Wow. So that didn't work out, huh?

sayray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wish more doctors would regulate kid's diet and exercise to medicate ADHD (and throw in some parenting classes) instead of pumping them full of drugs... :-/

[deleted] ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 00:56:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I also had to hitchike when I hit a deer in jasper and was 200 mi from civilization, it was -30 out and i had no signal. Luckily a family stopped and drove me 200 miles to town, otherwise i surely would have died overnight. The guy turned out to be a mounty

[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 03:54:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

the heater core died on my honda while i was 200+mi from home. the car still ran but my toes went numb after 30min. i eventually made it home but i now keep packs of hand warmers and two blankets in my trunk. fuck if i'm going to get stranded in freezing weather ever again

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:57 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yep. thank you kind sir, that is another item i will keep in my emergency pack in my trunk.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:07:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

good call, prolly should have saftey shit if you ever are going off into large unkempt stretches of road in the cold.

I am guessing the blower died, not the heater core. If the core died you would have spwed coolant and overheated?

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:22:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

the blower did not die as the car started blowing ice cold air. i don't think it was the core actually but the valve that allows coolant into the core.

side2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:11:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Had this happen. It was awful.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

aha

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:01:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If you drive in freezing, remote areas, you absolutely must have the proper survival gear.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:53:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, unless you have been doing drugs for 3 days before leaving and don't think about it

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fair enough.

LanceArmBoil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:44:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once sat at the side of the highway in Jasper for 10 hours. Seriously, 10 hours, and nobody picked me up. I was cheerfully picking away at the guitar at first, then just kinda moping under the sun. A bear ran across the road about 20 feet from me. The sun crossed the sky. I left and walked back into town feeling like the least charismatic person in the world.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:56:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just jumped into traffic and waved my arms frantically.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My job up that way was when I did the majority of my hitchhiking

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yeah i was halfway between jasper and PG. aka nowhere.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Crazy. I ran out of gas in the middle of Jasper (friend's volkswagen van had a broken gas gauge) and I too was about an hour from the nearest gas station. Then it starts pissing down rain. Like you this awesome family drove by and not only did they give me a ride to the next town, but they then also drove me all the way back to my van once I got my jerry can full.

And I never saw them again.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you have to help there, its not like the city, youre alone, youre fucked. Period.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hate to be the spelling Nazi 'round here, but country-loving Canadian's gotta do what a country-loving Canadian's gotta do...

Mountie

FTFY

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

lol

TheToolMan ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 01:58:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was twelve or thirteen my Dad and I were on our way home from somewhere a few hours away and he decided it would be a good idea to pick up the hitchhiker on the side of the interstate holding a cardboard sign with the name of our town on it. As soon as we picked him up it was obvious that he was homeless. He smelled terribly and when asked him where he lived he asked just to be dropped off downtown. His name was Stepps. He turned out to be very nice and down to earth. He told us about hitchhiking all over the country and what he had seen. Before we dropped him off we bought him some McDonald's and then never saw him again. My dad's first words when he got out of the car were, "Don't tell your mother about this."

PiaJr ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 04:47:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Don't tell your mother about this." It's not really a good Dad story unless these words are spoken.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:18:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The only time I can remember my dad saying that was when we were shopping and the jeans cost like $60 for some reason. Best jeans I've ever had!

watitdo ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 06:23:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds more like a mom saying "don't tell your dad" situation to me.

RogerDerpstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

True story

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 04:27:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My dad's first words when he got out of the car were, "Don't tell your mother about this."

Just like every other fun evening...

Puddingfork ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:03:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

เฒ _เฒ 

tthatfreak ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 03:01:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My father was working nights at an airport and I was his transportation back and forth. One night he calls me to show up early. As I pull up, my father is standing next to a small man with several boxes. My father instructs me to load up the boxes; they are cold and wet. The man gets inside and my father tells me to drive to downtown. It was a quiet ride. We get near downtown and my father directs me towards the Greyhound bus station. I help unload the boxes and I wander around as my father talks a little bit with the man. Eventually, the man boards a bus and my father comes back to the car with one of the boxes. I ask "Who's that?" and "What's in the boxes?" and my father just smiled. We eventually get home and he brings in the box. My mother joins us as we await for my father's revelation. We all look over his shoulder as he pulls out....

fish; frozen salmon, to be specific.

Apparently, the man was a fisherman that had been working in Alaska. He had saved up to transport himself and his cargo, but couldn't complete his goal of selling off some of his fish to get enough for cab fare to downtown. My father, always a generous man, had offered to give the man a ride for free. As a thank you for the ride, and for even giving him the time of day to ask if he needed anything, he gave my father a giant box of frozen salmon.

We ate salmon for a while.

TL;DR: Pickup hitchhiker = free fish!

fatnino ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 09:16:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

so long, and thanks for all the fish

ilovefacebook ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 01:42:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was dropping a friend off at the airport, and some middle-aged guy with luggage came up to my car and asked for money for a taxi to where his hotel was. He kind of didn't know the city's geography, and a taxi would have cost around $80. He didn't look to happy when I told him that, and explained that he had just flown in from a job interview in Detroit, and was in town for another job interview the following day.

After hemming and hawing, I let him jump in, and drove him the 40 miles to his hotel. He was apparently an engineer, who I kid you not, worked on rockets, the Space Shuttle, and other various flying things. He said he was on his last, and these job interviews were the last bit of hope for him. We just talked the whole time about his previous jobs, and various 3d rendering software technology.

it was my first time picking up a hitchhiker, and he wasn't creepy at all.

tldr: picked up a hitchhiker. didn't even get a handjob.

[deleted] ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 04:16:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Did you even ask?

powerpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Kiss on the lips would be nice.

rubixqube ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 04:03:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I like how the tl;dr is relevant but tells a different story.

unfinite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You mean he did get a handjob?

Agoniscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Happy Birthday! :D

Valmain ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:20:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hitch hiking, it's not rocket sci...oh.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:26:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Valmain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:31:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

But I don't know how far scientific intelligence factors into this. Ever had a handjob from Stephen Hawking? Not worth my $15.

Trujew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:31:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's rough.

Makatiel ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 07:50:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

At risk of some slight derailment, Ill tell my favorite road-story. It doesn't have anything to do with hitch-hiking, really, and it's pretty unbelievable. But it did happen. I was taking a greyhound bus from California to Arkansas to visit my mother (I was about 18 at the time) and on the bus I was talking to a plumber who was out of work and going to a new job in Wyoming. He was in his 50's, I think, and sorta reminded me of my father. We stopped off at a greyhound station for a 30-min break, and most of the passengers went to a Burger King that was next door. It was about midnight, and in december...I don't know how cold it was exactly, but I remember it was pretty brutal. While waiting in line, the plumber guy asked me to borrow a dollar for a whopper. (99 cent whoppers, back then) and promised he would pay me back. I laughed and gave him the money. He got dropped off about and hour later, but I still had about 12 hours to go. I fell asleep. About 4am, the guy woke me up. He had gotten his friend (or new boss? IDK) to follow the bus for 3+ hours so he could hop on and give me a 10 dollar bill for getting him a whopper. I was too blearly and shocked to do anything but mumble "thanks, man" and fall back asleep, but still. Pretty cool, in my very humble opinion.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:02:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

he broke the rules of the road...

drimgere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you follow the book sister?

econleech ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:37:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What city are you in? 40 miles is pretty far away for a hotel.

ilovefacebook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

San Diego. He booked a hotel in Carlsbad, which is about 40 miles away from Lindbergh Field airport.

Gaeap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Rules of the Road" Blowjob, not handjob.

LaxBouncer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So wait, he's an engineer that works on rockets, but he's asking strangers for money for a cab? Or was he just asking how much it would cost?

ilovefacebook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He had been out of work for 2+ years. I believe he last said his last gig was at JPL.

xenzor ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 00:53:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked a guy up one time who started out being friendly. He then made some joke about stabing me with this strange laugh. Like it was a joke but not really.. I told him to get out.

araq1579 ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 02:03:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Guy: Ey! How funny would it be if you fell on this knife a couple of times? OY! OYOYOHOOHOHYOYOY!

You: Get out.

jumpingjehosophat ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:10:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

where is that guy... sure i'll draw that for you

punx777 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:38:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cant stop saying OYOYOHOOHOHYOYOY!

OYOYOHOOHOHYOYOY!

Grande_Yarbles ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:45:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:04:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Expected dubstep, was pleasantly surprised

bustakapinyoass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

for the lazy, skip to 1:13

Duckarmada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

when fear turns to hilarity.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

for some sort of reason I heard that in Brook's voice from One Piece. lawl!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:14:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Eyyyyyyyyy, howbouteye kill yer whole family? OYOYOHOOHOHYOYOY!

Makatiel ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 07:58:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was hitch hiking on I-5 when another hitch hiker came up beside me and started hitch-hiking as well...always an awkward situation. This VW bus with a hippie driver with a huge 'fro picked us up, and seemed a really friendly if slightly out-of it guy. The other H-hiker got in the passenger seat, I was sitting behind the driver. After about 20-30 minutes of chatting, the other H-hiker said to the driver "You know, you seem like a really nice guy, so I don't think I will be needing this, and I want you to trust me, so I don't think I should be hiding it." Then he pulled a huge-ass crocodile dundee looking knife out of his jacket and put it on that...erm...the little island between the driver seat and shotgun? Conversation immediately died.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 08:17:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

NOW THATS A KNOIFE! OY! OYOYOHOOHOHYOYOY!

emolosesgirl ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:25:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, it was at night and some guy picked me and my girlfriend up (we're both young, short girls), and he was like "you guys aren't like... psycho killers or anything, right?" and I laughed and I said "not yet!" He laughed too - he was pretty cool about it. I kind of expected him to be freaked out, but he wasn't, and he actually drove us home even though it was out of his way. He was really cool. Now, I didn't intend for it to sound creepy, but if it was any other guy I think he would've thrown our bags out right there and then. That dude was awesome.

uwjames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:35:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Protip: If you have the technology, snap a pic of the hitchhiker with your phone and send it to somebody with your approximate location.

skittles15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:09:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How funny would it be if I shot you with this glock 10 times? LOL OMG!

sinistrality ยท 144 points ยท Posted at 09:27:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hitch-hiking in two acts:

Act I: Years ago I ran out of gas in the rain, so I started walking. An old guy in a beat up truck eventually stopped, even though I wasn't hitching. I was soaked and still had a few miles to go, so what the hell. I was grateful, then asked for the gas station at the next exit. He said his home was close, and he had gas there. He seemed kind, but I was young and pretty freaked. I think he sorta kept me on high alert on purpose -- like he had a lesson he was trying to teach me. We got to his home without incident. He found a 5 gal. gas can full of fuel, then drove me back to my car. I was amazed. I offered him the only $10 I had in my wallet, but he declined. When I shook his hand, he palmed me a crisply-folded $50 and said, "Hold on to this for me. If you need it, go ahead and use it. But if you can hang on to it for a while, pass it on. I'll be grateful." He left me holding the crisp $50 and a full gas can, and I never saw him again.

Act II: A dozen or so years later, I'm driving home sometime after 11 o'clock at night on a Sunday. It's been snowing all day, and the interstate I'm on hasn't been plowed in hours. I'm doing 20 mph and it's really coming down, very few other idiots like me out on the road. I see red tail lights way up ahead of me -- then they float to the left, then right, then slip down below what should be the road. She slid right off the interstate and down an embankment. It took me a few minutes to finally spot her. The car was in one piece, right side up. For some reason I shut my car off when I pulled over. I remember because when I got out, it was that weird whisper quiet of a midnight snowfall. Then she started screaming.

Later she told me (through sobs) that she thought I was going to kill her. At the time, all I could think of was that she was pinned inside the car, and seriously injured. So I go stomping down through the snow as fast as possible, which causes her to scream even more. It was at least 15 minutes before she'll even roll down the window to talk to me. She bumped her head, but otherwise was okay. Her car wouldn't start, and was very stuck, anyway. I get her up to my car, and she gives me rough directions to her home, but is still really emotional. Then her cell phone rings. The guy on the other end is PISSED she's not home yet. His yelling sets her off again, and then she's trying to explain the car wreck to this asshole. At first he doesn't believe her, calls her a cheating whore. She finally manages to convince him, but then he wants to know how the hell she's getting home. She explains me stopping to help, thinking I was going to murder her, and that now I'm driving her home. Asshole wants to know who I am (I offer my first name for the first time), am I demanding a blow job as payment, just all kinds of madness. Eventually she hangs up the phone, even more a mess, if it's possible, than when I found her at the bottom of the ditch.

The next half-hour to her place (doing 20 mph) was actually pretty amazing. She was trying to go back to school, get her shit together, dump that sorry sack she was going home to. She said in the first few minutes after the wreck, sitting lonely in the silence of snowfall, that she thought she was going to die. Either because of the weather or because she should just go ahead and take her own life. When she first saw me and thought I was going to kill her, she realized she wanted to live, and that she still had a life worth fighting for. She grabbed my hand, started sobbing again, and thanked me for saving her life. We pulled into her driveway, and she hugged me and thanked me again. I pulled out my wallet and gave her a crisply folded $50. "Hold on to this for me. If you need it, go ahead and use it. But if you can hang on to it for a while, pass it on. I'll be grateful."

I've had low times when I've needed it, and used every last penny. But eventually I'd get ahead a bit, and restock with a new, crisply folded $50. I've been carrying the same $50 for probably 5 years now. This thread reminds me that I keep it for you, not me. I think it's time to pass it on again. Thank you, OP.

yeahyoumad ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:33:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Amazing story.

moarmare ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Of all the amazing stories in this thread, this is the one that made me cry. Not just eyes welling up, but real tears.

Thanks for that.

jmpavlec ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:06:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whether or not this story was fabricated, it still gave me goosebumps. Thanks

voileauciel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This seriously needs more upvotes. Good on you!

bitingmyownteeth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cool story bro, can I borrow 50 bucks?

j/k obv. ...you and I, we're not all that different.  Thanks for keeping your eyes and mind open.  
traitorous_8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I read it in Ira Glass's voice.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:57 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I really loved this story.

Man-Drill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:57 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome story. Thanks for sharing.

[deleted] ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 08:20:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Single serving friends. Very clever.

muffinmonk ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 09:36:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

PS. he's a cannibal

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Chili con carny

PikaPikaChick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How's that working out for you?

mhink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How's what working out for me?

menicknick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Being clever.

mhink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:20 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great.

happytrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

how's that working out for ya? being clever?

nikcub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:25:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what if I was a drug dealer?

bonus

[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:17:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

On my road trip to LA from NJ I happened upon a hitch hiker, he was old, maybe 60, and walking in the middle of the desert in Texas. He had no backpack, no nothing, just the clothes on his back. I past him at first, but quickly slammed on my brakes and put it in reverse, I figure an elderly man walking in the middle of the desert isn't looking to rob, rape, or kill anyone.

Once I pulled over he began jogging toward my car, but with a limp. I could already see the damage the sun had done to his unprotected face through my rear-view mirror. Once he got in the car he immediately thanked me, you could hear the desperation and dehydration in his voice. I gave him a bottle of water and then asked where he was headed, before I could finish my sentence he had finished the water.

He said he was headed to Phoenix to go back home to his wife, he had this deep southern accent akin to Boomhauer from King of the Hill. Since I had family in Gilbert and was headed that way to begin with, I figure whats the big deal, it was only going to be and extra hour of driving.

At first he was very short with answering the questions that I asked, not that he was rude, just exhausted. When asked how many miles he had walked since his last ride he replied, with relief, "only 60" as if expecting to walk 200.

I had a McDonald's gift card that my girlfriend sent me for the road trip, which I didn't consider using because McDonald's is a diarrhea factory and I wanted to make good time without having to shit on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere every 5 minutes, but this guy looked like he hadn't had a meal in a day or two. I pulled to the drive-thru of the next one I came across and asked him to order anything he liked. He seemed to become more chipper and have more energy once the opiates from the cheese hit him...and I must confess to the purchase of some french fries for myself.

After that McDonald's stop there were no more rest stops or gas stations for miles, about 2 hours into the journey through the desert my car began to stall out...

Looking at my quarter tank of gas I couldn't figure why my car was acting up, before my road trip I had my uncle (mechanic his whole life) look over my car a fix everything that needed to be fixed, change the fluids, the whole 9. I naturally had a GPS and ran a search for the nearest gas station...which was 22 miles away... trust me when I say my car sounded like it couldn't even make 1 more mile.

I immediately started going in the direction of the suggested route , keep in mind there is nothing but desert and mountains as far as the eye can see. My car kept on "put putting" its way like those sickly cars would you see in cartoons. At that moment I realized why getting cheap gas doesn't pay off in the long run, clearly it was a bad mix and my car was trying to burn something that couldn't.

After stalling several times I eventually reached my destination, and it was the smallest fucking town I had ever seen. The gas station was there just like the gps said, well, at least what was ever left from the fire that hit it maybe about 5 months prior. All while this is going on my guest just kinda sat there quietly, probably to nervous to say anything in fear of possibly adding to my frustration. I stall again.

I get out and walk a little bit, taking my keys of course. I don't walk more than 50 feet before finding the first sign of life, a man watering his pavement....yes....he was watering his pavement....again...small fucking town in the middle of nowhere. I asked if the gas station that burnt down was the only one in town and to my delight it was not. There was one more about a mile into town, I got in my car and with a 'put put putter' my engine turned over and got me the rest of the way.

Once I got to the gas station I loaded up on some snacks and drinks knowing I still had about 10hrs of driving ahead of me. By the way, at the checkout in the gas station/bar/grocery store, I asked the attendant how many people live in town...He said 315...he knew the exact fucking number...they had a population smaller that my high school.

Any way...having that old man hitch hiker in the car while all that was going on made it seem much more like an adventure, it gave me a little more motivation to solve the problem rather than just calling AAA, don't really know why...just did. From that point on it was smooth sailing.

Once we got back on the road we began the awkward dance of finding a common musical interest that we can tolerate for the next 10 hours until we reach Phoenix. I mainly enjoy music like JUSTICE and Kavinsky on these long road trips, Electro keeps me awake. Being the southern type he liked country, I'd rather be raped. Low and behold there was one group we both shared a common affinity for, leave it to the Beatles.

With there only being about 2 hrs left until we reached Phoenix I began to pry about why an elderly man such as himself was hitch hiking in the first place. Turns out he was younger then he looked, he was 53, but man was his story sad. Having lost his job of 20 years as a janitor he moved to Tennessee to work at a construction site, at his age! I guess maybe due to budget cuts about a third of there workers got shit canned only after about 7 months after the start of the project, probably to be replaced by cheaper labor. In these economic times I bet people would work for just about any wage, he had no other choice but to head back home.

With his last check in hand he headed to the back to cash it in order to fund his trip back home. With a good chunk of change in his pocket he purchased a Grey Hound bus ticket and gave a call to his wife tell her he is on his way. Once the bus started to board, tragedy struck.

Two guys jumped him, probably having seen his cash while he was paying for his ticket. He put up a fight, defending of course the only money he had left to his name, only then to get stabbed twice in the chest. He almost died and had to spend about a month in the hospital to recover without having any health insurance what-so-ever. He wracked a bill I am sure in the thousands.

Side Note: I raged when he told me about the fat fuck security guard at Grey Hound that just witnessed all this without doing a god damn thing.

He showed me the scars on his chest, the hospital kicked him out as soon as they could, because fuck the poor and destitute, America Rules! His wife was barley making the rent, so he decided instead of burdening her with the cost of having to buy him a bus ticket he decided to hitch it.

From Tennessee to Texas only truckers picked him up and dropped him off at whatever rest stop they stumbled upon before diverting in a direction other than west. I was the only passenger vehicle to stop for him.

I am glad that I picked up a hitch hiker, it made me feel good doing something for a complete stranger in need for no reason other than for the common good. Just remember there are fucked up people in this world, people who will do bad things in the face of charity and kindness, but there are also people who are just down on there luck looking for a ride home, where ever that may be.

And for those of you who are wondering...his name was Walter

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:24:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I love this thread!

Bonanza89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:52:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This story was amazing. Can't upvote enough

piebald ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 23:59:11 on December 13, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick people up all the time. For some reason most americans expect every stranger in the world to be a cold blooded murderer. I've met some decent people this way.

hvalreki ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 01:36:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I personally don't pick up hitchhikers. Probably because a family friend picked up a female hitchhiker who ended up murdering him by stabbing him multiple times. She ended up having severe mental problems. I'm sure the majority of hitchhikers are nice normal people, but since I've been pretty close to the worst case scenario, I just don't do that gamble.

You_know_THAT_guy ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 02:12:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The trick is to be the psycho driver. That way, if you pick up a psycho you can handle their bullshit.

GearPrimer ยท 383 points ยท Posted at 03:03:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely, my friend and I have had some hilarious times picking up hitch-hikers in his van with that idea in mind. We're in a band and have tons of costume pieces in the van and start putting stuff on depending on who we pick up and acting the part.

Last week we picked a guy up on the highway who was trying to get home from a job site. We put on some Russian military hats and jackets we found at Goodwill recently, put on stern faces, and pretended we didn't speak English. Half an hour of silence and us turning around and staring at him oddly every few minutes. Then he told us to stop so he could get out, either because we were close to his destination or he didn't want to be in the van anymore. As he was climbing out we both turned around with crazy smiles and I yelled "Have a goodnight, man!". He looked so confused and just watched us till we turned a corner down the street and couldn't see him anymore.

ORACLE_OF_BESTOF ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 03:13:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Soon.

[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 04:06:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I think you negated the possibility of anyone best of-ing this post with your screenname. Thankfully, I've negated your negating with my post and now all is right with the world.

EDIT: Edited to appease the almighty drewboy031.

Hallucid1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Those responsible for negating the ones who negated, have been negated.

Bipolar_Squirrel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:39:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, you mentioned your negations negation thus negating it.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:27:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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seg-fault ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:51:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

AOL KEYWORD: REDDIT

fatnino ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:56:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

im 12 and wtf is this?

error1954 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:35:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

im 15 and I get this! If you actually don't get it though: AOL had crappy internet. You could get their disc's for free. In the browser there was thing that said keyword. You would type in a word and it would bring you to the page of whoever was paying the most for that word.

Protuhj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
xian16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you.

fatnino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm actually 25, and old enough to remember when every other radio ad would mention their AOL keyword.
I never actually bothered to find out what it was though. Our ISP was Juno and all the AOL floppies and eventually CDs went into art projects.

punxandskinz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:37:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

OMG best novility account evar!

xian16 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:36:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've seen better.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:39:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Soon... what?

my_own_wakawaka ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:06:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

He's anticipating this will be best of'd soon. Hence the username. He is predicting the future as it pertains to 'best of' - a particular subreddit. In this case we can tell that he is predicting the future, both by the word 'oracle' in the username, and the use of the word 'soon' in the comment. First of all, oracles have long been associated with the fortelling of futures. Notable oracles in history include those at Delphi, Dodona, Didyma, Corinth, Bassae, Sri Achyutha, Nechung, Gadong, Awka, Arochukwu, and Asgard. Second, the word 'soon' connotes a sense that some particular thing is bound occur within a short interval of time. In essence, he is telling us that he expects someone to nominate the above submission to the 'best of' subreddit, and the he expects this to happen with little delay - in this way he is acting as the oracle of the 'best of' subreddit.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:02:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And here I was thinking his username had to do with databases..

my_own_wakawaka ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No offense. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Chiburger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:27:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well clearly you have never said your own username out loud.

shinyperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Speaking of usernames, are a burger made out of chia pet shavings?

Or, a burger made out of the physical manifestation of one's own life force, like a fireball but so powerfully controlled that it transformed from force of pure destruction into delicious sandwich meat?

Chiburger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's been my username based on the second, but everyone mistakes it for that SNL skit. Have an upvote for the perfect definition.

my_own_wakawaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I still think it's crap. But I'm a salty bastard so I'll upvote ye anyway.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Usernames.

_The_Prophet_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My 8 ball gave me a different answer.

It says "Maybe"

Which brand are you using?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why don't you just refresh the Best Of new tab and comment on stories as soon as they're submitted?

xian16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't be much of an oracle if he did that.

magneticzer0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:40:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

THAT WAS YOU??

novous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:12:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is so amazing. Thank you for making me laugh!

SorryYourGiftIsLate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That could potentially be very, very disturbing for the unknowing victim.

Brainstream420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Trolling hitchhikers one at a time :)

PetitPois ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I love you.

Mousable ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:00:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No! I love him!

SirWilliamScott ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:15:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've seen a comedy short based on this scenario. I remember it being pretty funny.

cajungator3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:56:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
SirWilliamScott ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:08:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is it. Thanks for taking the time to find/post it.

Or maybe this was already on your clipboard and it was very convenient for you to paste it. Either way, thanks.

You_know_THAT_guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've always been a little crazy, so picking up hitchhikers doesn't bother me.

laDEENa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:01:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is the rule of peacefully navigating shady areas. If you appear to be more unhinged than the unhinged people around you, you will be left to your own devices.

Mikevercetti ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:28:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I remember reading, I think on Reddit coincidentally enough, that somebody's dad often picked up hitchhikers and his plan if ever in a dangerous situation was to speed up to like 100mph and just tell them, if they injure/kill him, they're going to die from the subsequent crash as well.

Not the most fool proof plan, but amusing nonetheless.

You_know_THAT_guy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:50:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always carry a knife or a gun when I pick up hitchhikers. I'm not dumb enough to drive somewhere where I might get rolled, so it seems pretty unlikely that I'll be robbed or murdered. I'm most vulnerable when I stop to pick them up or drop them off, but the odds of me being attacked AND losing are pretty fucking low. Probably much lower than me just getting into a fatal car accident.

CFHQYH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:11:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
junkit33 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 01:49:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's basically my take on it as well.

I figure there are basically two types of people who hitchhike. One is down on their luck, and the other is psycho. While I'd be happy to help the former, the odds of the latter are significantly higher than zero.

santaclausonvacation ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 02:13:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would add the vast majority of hitchers into a third category.

Those looking for adventure in a world that has been tamed.

LonelyNixon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And if that's the case then you chose to be standing on the side of the road with your thumb out meaning I have no remorse in not taking my chances.

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:11:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, you shouldn't have any remorse for not picking up a hitch-hiker. I always said that I am only interested in being picked up by people who want to pick me up.

But, maybe if you were more trusting you wouldn't be called LonelyNixon.

gomexz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:55 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Those looking for adventure in a world that has been tamed.

That line makes me want to get up from my desk at work pack and bag and just leave.

santaclausonvacation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:13 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Then do it. Thatยดs what I did around 9 months ago. Of course I had a little bit of foreplanning and saving up before that, but not much.

gomexz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:39 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Id love to but alas, I have too much holding me back right now. Decent job, very involved with Womens flat track roller derby, and I have a house.

But in 5 years, I promised to put my house up for sale, and when it sales I'm packing a bag and heading to Ireland to back pack, and then Australia, and then who knows from there.

santaclausonvacation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:52 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, thatยดs considerably more planning then I put into it, but good on you man. Live free or die! :)

junkit33 ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 03:08:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Those looking for adventure in a world that has been tamed.

I would put those squarely in the psycho category.

There are a lot better ways to find adventure than hitchhiking.

happybadger ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:43:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There are a lot better ways to find adventure than hitchhiking.

That's just like, your opinion, man.

I hitchhike because flying shrinks the world to the point that Prague is a two hour nap away from Bucharest. Renting a car is out of the question due to my age, trains are too much of a pain in the ass, and walking hurts after the twentieth kilometre. At least with hitchhiking there's the thrill of the hunt, a drawn out journey, usually some interesting company (or at least just nice people. One bloke picked me up in his Mercedes and didn't wear my skin as a suit when I fell asleep en route to Budapest), and I can get off and explore at any point.

junkit33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How in the world are trains a pain in the ass in Europe?

happybadger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, mind you that most of my train experiences are in Central/Eastern Europe. Train stations tend to close at 23h, open at 4-6h, and if you're backpacking and don't have a hotel room then you're stuck in the cold with the kind of people you don't want to be stuck in the cold with.

In England it's just general unreliability when it comes to time (I've only had one delayed flight out of 100~, but have never seen an English train on time). In mainland Europe my experiences have varied from general harassment to nearly being thrown out of a moving train.

On the other hand, the only problem I've ever had hitchhiking is actually getting a ride. Even in the states that's not too hard.

santaclausonvacation ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:10:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well then, to each his own.

You can't reason with unreasonableness.

ruforealz ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:26:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, have you tried crochet?

junkit33 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 04:04:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't see it as unreasonableness. Hitchhiking is something you do as a last resort. It's extremely inconvenient and unsafe, and ultimately serves no benefit over a bus aside from saving a few bucks.

santaclausonvacation ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

well, you obviously haven't done it.

Hitchiking is fun. It's adventerous, it's pretty safe, and it opens up a window into the everyday lives of people who you normally wouldn't spend time with.

I love hitchiking, and I've put in over 6000 miles this year alone with no problems (just weird nazi's).

junkit33 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

and it opens up a window into the everyday lives of people who you normally wouldn't spend time with.

You can get that on the bus, or really just about anywhere in public.

Malfeasant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

on the bus you sit there and don't talk and try not to make eye contact. if that's what you do when giving or getting a lift, you're doing it wrong.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You need to try. It.

It forces you out of your everyday bubble, and sometimes yields great experiences.

I went to Coachella when I was 17. I hitchhiked all the way from LAX to the desert. I honestly met some of the greatest, most interesting and diverse people while I was bumming rides off of strangers. One of the singular greatest times of my life.

Hitchhiking to me is a lost art. One that people are to afraid to try out in a modern and sensationalized world. I'll roll that dice-- to refuse to do so is to lose something of myself, I believe.

otis_the_drunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

not when one is completely destitute. sure, i could get from phoenix, az to little rock, ar with a bus ticket that is only $193 ($165 in advance) but knowing that i did it on a thumb, got to go camping the whole way, met some amazing people, and i made it on $14 is alot more fun.

tl;dr: have you ever ridden a greyhound? the only adventure is the smell.

f_n_a ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:24:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say at least 3 types, my father-in-law(~70 years old) does it for recreation. I'm sure there are other people who do it for fun or to meet people as well.

sleepingjellyfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:00:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've hitchiked all over the Midwest and Western US and the Northern parts of Japan purely out of recreation. I like meeting new people, hearing stories, and traveling. There have been good rides and not so good rides, but I've never had a bad one, and I've made several great friends out of strangers.

And many of the people I've picked up have been absolutely memorable.

drimgere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

northern Japan? How is hitchhiking in Japan? For some reason (maybe my own prejudices) I would think the Japanese weren't big on that.

sleepingjellyfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Here's my thoughts:

It almost seems more common in more rural areas, or people are more willing to pick you up. I've noticed this in the US, too, so I think this might be the beginning of a gross overgeneralization, so I'll stop.

I don't think they really are big on it themselves (most of our Japanese friends were shocked when we told them and assured us "we don't do that, it's dangerous"), but when they see the stereotypical "Canadian Backpacker" (I'm American and my friend is Czech, but you get the idea) looking for a ride, I think a lot of people are intrigued. We were a novelty. And I feel comfortable saying that many Japanese people I met are fond of little oddities, a natural curiosity for the peculiar. We also had a sign, stating where we were heading and that we could indeed speak Japanese. I think being white, traveling as a pair, having a sign, and being quite functional in the language were all bonuses. Some people stopped and chatted for a little bit but in the end were not able to give us a ride. The were just wondering what we were doing.

We were in the Tohoku area, but I here it is even more common in the summer in Hokkaido. A dream of mine is to do the length of Japan - Shikoku, Kyushu, Honshu, and Hokkaido - by a variety of transportation, including a bit of hitch-hiking.

Also, naturally, every person that gave us a ride said that we shouldn't do that because it's dangerous. Every time we just laughed and assured them, "it's Japan, one of the safest countries."

If you're looking for a good read, check out "Hitching Rides With Buddha" by Will Ferguson

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:30:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

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lex99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:44:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

See my comment above: I also know someone who was killed by a hitchhiker. In fact, that's probably the only person I knew personally who was murdered.

The thing is: hitchhikers --unless it's clearly a broken-down-car/take-me-to-the-ski-lift/etc situation-- are automatically out of the ordinary. Most people have cars. Those don't take the bus. Those who can't take the bus walk. It's simply very unusual, on a mere numbers basis, for people to hitchhike today. So when you pick up a random hitchhiker, you gotta know that that's already a person who's unusual in some way.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

...

nohat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

She ended up having severe mental problems. If she stabbed your friend before she had mental problems, I wonder what she's like now...

(yes, that was intentional misinterpretation)

Game_Ender ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How likely is that though? You can't take a personal data point as a valid example of anything. You need hard data to decide how large the risk is, vs. what kind of society you want to live in. After all there could be a crazy person walking down the street who jumps out and stabs you, or a driver could lose control and hit you, or you could be struck by lightning.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you have the same risk of being stabbed by a crazy person walking down the road as you picking up a hitchhiker? Talk about bad luck.

reallyrandomname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

While this story is nowhere near as bad, I knew a lady who picked up a couple of college age girls. They talked the whole way and she felt pretty good for having done a good deed but then was very pissed off later when she realized that they stole her ipod.

twowheels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:16:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That sucks... my dad used to pick up a lot of hitchhikers (he drove a truck interstate) and a few of his stories (one guy carrying a paper bag that was very heavy was acting strange, so my dad took his pistol from under the seat and told the guy to keep his hands on the dash -- later he heard of a hitchhiker killing a driver that same day with a rock in a bag) make me think twice about picking people up, but fear drives too many people to treat others poorly, so I still pick people up now and then.

Almost every time that I go skiing the international students who are working at the ski resorts are wanting rides back to town since the shuttle buses are too slow. I've had some interesting conversations with many of them.

Another time I was returning from a ski trip and stopped at the information center to use the restroom, which was also the Amtrak stop, and met a lady who'd missed her bug connection. We were going that way anyhow, so we drove her back, ~30 miles out of our way to the 'local' Amtrak station where the trains ran more frequently.

Now I drive a tiny car and often don't have space for people, so I often feel bad passing them by...

johnbentley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:12:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are better off not associating with people you know. Compared to strangers, people you know are more likely to kill you.

Of male homicide victims [2007], 2% were killed by a spouse or ex-spouse and 3% were killed by a girlfriend or boyfriend. Over half (54%) were killed by others they knew, and 29% were killed by strangers.

http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/index.cfm?ty=tp&tid=941

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:57:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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johnbentley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:42:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Also, I love picking up hitchhikers. I'd rather die a victim than live selfishly and scared. Cars are expensive, usually people just want rides.

Yes. Furthermore, as someone who has done a lot of hitchhiking I'd rather wait an extra hour if more people waved at me as they drove by, as an indication that they have some reason why they are not picking me up, like they just don't feel in the mood.

It's like the person that plays out in a lightning storm, because the number of people who die by lightning is "so low."

Well if you have some evidence that there is a significantly high probability that you will be killed, given the circumstances, then it is reasonable to avoid the circumstances.

What we need is stats on the number of people murdered by hitchhikers V the number of hitchhikers.

yaharon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In my experience it is usually underprivileged or downtrodden people that need rides (im from a rural area), mentally handicapped, natives, alcoholics etc.

lukeatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I knew a girl who was the daughter of a woman who was raped by a serial killer. She was hitchhiking in Alaska and got picked up by this guy who drugged her and took her to some remote place. Somehow she managed to escape and spent a few days in the wilderness before some random people found her. I can't for the life of me remember who it was that had grabbed her but he was caught some years later and is now fairly infamous. The girls mom was one of only two women who escaped, with the second one leading to the guys capture. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the girl I knew was the kind of crazy that lands a person in the psyche ward for substantial parts of their life.

I will still pick up hitchhikers occasionally though. One guy once made a really half ass attempt to rob me (I gave him 20 bucks if he'd just leave quietly, which he did) so I'm a little more discerning about who I'll stop for now.

antibubbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i'm calling bullshit on this

ProbablyHittingOnYou ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 01:34:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dear Penthouse...

flipmosquad ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 03:13:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

said this before, but might as well say it again...

It's actually how my parents met.

fiftyseven ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:41:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Really, through Penthouse?

flipmosquad ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:44:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

through hitch hiking, that likely resulted in an article appropriate for penthouse.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:45:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Did your parents get married, or only conceive you during the event that we can only hope the stick shift did not play a significant role in?

flipmosquad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:01:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

they got married :P

It turned out, my dads sister was a school acquaintance of my mom, but they didn't know that at the time.

rockstaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:32:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Who picked up who?

flipmosquad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:01:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

my mom picked up my dad.

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ha ha, that's how my parents met as well!

flipmosquad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what are the chances!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:09:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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flipmosquad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

thats funny that you said that... because this guy didn't get it.

otis_the_drunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

they picked up flipmosquad's parents?

jaschen ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:05:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

go on.....

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:49:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Only one point? Normally you have like...infesatafillion.

cinderblockscholar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just googled infesatafillion. Congratulations, you have created yourself a new word.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My life is complete

CanYouJerkOffToThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:21:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Owing to my puerile curiosity, have you ever been paid that way?

lunitabonita ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:36:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As a person who has needed a ride before bad enough to stick her thumb out, I want to thank you. I've spent hours before on the side of the road, in the rain and in the snow. Then, somebody like you stopped and picked me up and helped me out of a bad situation.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Most of us have sat in front of televisions since we were infants. Televisions that tell us how to think. We're relentlessly bombarded with fear-mongering, sensationalistic garbage every fucking day, year after year after year.

There's your reason. It's called television-induced psychosis.

aleatoric ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:35:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was hitching once, and I got picked up by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand new cars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, "I don't have much room up here, why don't you get into one of the cars out back." So I did. And he was really into picking people up because he picked up 19 more. We all had our own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all got speeding tickets.

CSFFlame ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I blame the MSM for this.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick up strangers all the time too. I always assume, even if they are cold blooded murderers, most of the time they aren't going to be as crazy as me. And if even if by chance they are crazy like me, I'm confident I can make sure that if something goes down I won't be the only one bleeding at the end of it.

Of course, most of the time the people I pick up are just nice people who are in a bit of a bind.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:40:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

...and your fair share of cold blooded murderers.

Malfeasant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

it's just like anything else- you hear tales far and wide about the occasional bad shit, but not the good shit that happens every day.

lex99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:38:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The orchestra teacher in my high school was shot and killed by a hitchhiker, just like that. Took a few bucks from his wallet, too. My small university town had basically zero homicides, so this was a big deal. This was in 1991-2.

GreenGlassDrgn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yup! Pretty much every random acquaintance I've ever had was positive, people are much nicer than people give them credit for. I think that is what they are keeping secret at Area 51.

nicolauz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just don't pick them up anywhere near prisons.

solidcell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

It only takes one that's a cold blooded murderer to kill you, but more likely than that, they're at least just a little bit unstable. Even though I'm sure the majority are really decent people, I don't think it's worth the risk.

piebald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I hope you never meet a stranger. It's just too dangerous.

WrongAssumption ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:47:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And yet this thread is filled with stories of Americans picking up hitchhikers. I think you expect every American to fulfill your ridiculous stereotypes.

deleveled ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 13:57:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Today you, tomorrow me." Just makes my heart sing. Probably no one will read my story in a thread this size but I feel like telling it anyway.

I was driving home for Christmas from college once and about 30 miles from home, at an intersection on the outskirts of a mid-size town, I saw what was unmistakably a body. It lay some distance from the road on a snowy field, motionless. I pulled over, walked to the edge of the road, and called out "Hey, are you okay?" not expecting an answer but I had no idea what to do -- I had no cell phone and it was quiet and freezing, and I was alone.

As soon as I called out, a head popped up out of the snow. A dude dressed in a soldier uniform carrying a big rucksack starts running at me full-tilt, yelling "Ride? ride?" I was thoroughly freaked but told him of course and he got in. I cranked the heat to try to warm him up and we started down the road, while he shook and shook.

It turned out he was heading for my tiny hometown where his wife was living, but couldn't find any bus or train routes that directly connected to it (it's really just a bump in the road). He'd been out there in the cold for quite a while before getting too cold and tired to even stand. A uniformed soldier couldn't get anyone to stop and give him a ride in winter on a rural road. The only reason that made any sense, although neither of us said it, was because he was a very dark-skinned man and my hometown's in a very white state. It made me feel sad and ashamed.

I also felt ashamed because I was scared of him too. I'd been in sketchy situations with dudes, and every time I felt so stupid, and now I was driving alone with a man who'd been a corpse in my mind just moments before. I started to hear a True Crimes narrator in my head saying "Her family was waiting for her by the Christmas tree, but she was never seen again..." blah blah blah. So I was scared, and hating myself for being stupid, and also hating myself for being scared just like every other jerk who'd left him there to freeze.

I started leaning heavier and heavier on the gas pedal and then, out of nowhere, there were police lights in my rearview pulling me over. I was dumb enough to be relieved until the cop shined his light on us, made a face, and then shined his light on the soldier's bag where an open container of Jack sat clearly visible. I explained, in my scared little white girl way, that I didn't know it was there, that I didn't know the man in my car, but he'd been freezing by the road and I was just trying to get us both home...and that fucker went and wrote me a ticket. Then he drove off in the opposite direction, instead of taking the soldier home himself or following us on the desolate road to be sure everything was okay. My internal monologue started right up again: "At 4:53 pm, her vehicle was pulled over by Officer Dickhead, who observed a large male in her passenger seat. Dickhead was the last person to see her alive. Now he's being sued by the grieving family for 1 billion dollars." Then I looked at the soldier's face, and it was sadder and more scared than mine.

Soon enough we get to my little town, and I drive him to his wife's house. We've barely spoken, but he takes out a fistful of cash and insists on paying for the ticket. I started crying, but he wouldn't let me give it back.

When I got to my family and tried to tell them what happened they just gave me that all-too-familiar you're too stupid to live look, because obviously I'd narrowly escaped certain death by picking up a man who would have certainly been dead otherwise. For the life of me, I don't know why I told them. I knew better.

I still stop when someone needs help, and I've been lucky that people have always stopped for me. I live 2500 miles from my hometown now--in Oregon, as a matter of fact, where rhoner just become my favorite neighbor I don't know. I don't go back for holidays. I like Christmas a lot more these days.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:19:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome story!

desi_drifter395 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:32 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are an amazing woman. Not many would do what you did that night, and the fact that you're a female college student who picked up a soldier no one else would pick up in spite of race, and not accepting money from him for the ticket you got, just blew my mind.

Had I been in a situation like this, I would only hope to react the same way you did (admittedly, i'm male). I am saddened to say that my family would probably react the same way as yours, but I would go to my grave proud of what I did, and you should be too

deleveled ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:16:53 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for saying that. I've missed my share of chances to help other people out of fear or selfishness, but I don't want to let those feelings run my life.

It's so much easier to be cynical but the only true happiness I've known comes from loving and being good to other people. Reading a thread like this helps keep that focus. Thanks again and I hope you have beautiful holidays.

CRoswell ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:30:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You absolutely did the right thing. Your family is the problem, not you. I might suggest having some pepper spray or a tazer (if legal in your area) alongside your seat. Just in case...

santaclausonvacation ยท 481 points ยท Posted at 01:34:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Thanks for all the hitch-hiker love on this thread.

I am a dedicated hitcher. Have put in thousands of miles in the US, and just finished a 12,000 km trip through Europe.

I've picked up my fair share as well.

Remember, if you see a hitch-hiker, try to put yourself in their shoes.

Craziest story.

Got picked up by a Nazi who was going to pick up his Nazi friend who had been unsucessful at hitch-hiking for two days from a gas station by the freeway. The guy had a big ass walking stick with a big swastika like shield on it. No wonder the dumb ass didn't get picked up.

However, the nazi's were nice to my girlfriend and I (the girlfriend is from South of Spain, so not exactly racially pure for these fucko's) In the end the crazy Nazi with the swastika shield confessed he was in love with a black stripper, and when we got out they gave us a beer.

TL;DR Got picked up by Nazi's Everything went better than expected. They gave us a beer.

EDIT!

Found a picture of me drinking the nazi beer. Enjoy http://imgur.com/u6F3V.jpg

Prysorra ยท 313 points ยท Posted at 01:58:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In the end the crazy Nazi with the swastika shield confessed he was in love with a black stripper,

This post has made my day. Thank you.

nonja ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:34:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

just cause she dances go go...

SoundOfOneHand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that don't make her a ho, no

PetitPois ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:31:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Maxine, put your red shoes on, we're going to the disco!...

die_troller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:36:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

we gonna eeeee-looope

CloneDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Roxanne, you don't have to put on that red dress tonight.

tamzta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Don't make her a hoe no...

otis_the_drunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:05:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

n the end the crazy Nazi with the swastika shield confessed he was in love with a black stripper. agreed. that phrase gets funnier every time i read it in my head.

robdag2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:16:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. I did Nazi that coming!

Sheehanigans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I could nazi that coming at all.

earthlingsquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to sell drugs to a black nazi free mason. He would wear straight up antique SS uniforms too.

jumpingjehosophat ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:08:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

TIL what santa clause does on vacations.. I bet that nazi guy received the best present ever for his hospitality.

santaclausonvacation ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 02:11:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that motherfucker got coal, just like he does every year.

Maybe this year he'll get arrested.

He is a total asshole. He told us what he does as a nazi. He beats up on immigrants.

jumpingjehosophat ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:12:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

well i retract my previous statement...

santaclausonvacation ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 02:15:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, I fucking hate nazis.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:44:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking maybe they were the kind that just thinks the uniforms are fun to wear, but if they actually do stuff to people then fuck em

santaclausonvacation ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:01:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, this guy was a straight up fascist.

Once I got in the car I realized that he had an SS tattoo on his right hand.

Then I noticed one of those fascist crosses (the equilateral cross) on his left hand. Then, later when he moved his hand to emphasize a point I realized that he had a fucking swastika tattooed on the inside of his left hand.

We talked quite a bit, mainly to keep me from getting nervous, and he told me how he was a straight up white supremacist who had fought in La Legion, a fascist quasi military brigade, had been to Iraq to kill muslims, and was left by his ex wife when she found out about his "activities" (beat up on immigrants)

Currently he likes to frequent prostitutes and strippers. Suffice it to say, he is no feminist. He hates women.

It was his friend that he was going to pick up that loved the black stripper.

TL_DRespect ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 04:10:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My dad tattooed his initials on his arm when he was 14.

It was several years later that he realised the problems in being called Steve S. and having your initials tattooed on your arm.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:34:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Woah, your dad changed his name to hide that he wanted to be in the Hitler youth. Dedication.

cinderblockscholar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Whoops!

zephirum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:23:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's... very unfortunate.

zem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:02:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

oh dear!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

was his friend way less hardcore? I'm having a hard time imagining a nazi in love with a black stripper.

santaclausonvacation ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

They said that they met in the Spanish Legion, so I don't think that he is any less hardcore, just a little more insane.

FANGO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:56:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"That cross" is called the "iron cross," and it actually does get used outside of Nazi circles, supposedly to signify strength and manliness. It gets used by a lot of bikers and surfers too, it used to be very common among surfers and now still is but a little less so than it used to be, I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Cross#In_post-war_pop_culture

drewmeister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:50:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In my art class last semester we had a skinhead with swastika tattoos and stuff. He seemed like a pretty nice guy and even gave me a sighting stick when I forgot one, and he saw me trying to measure with my charcoal.

I made some instant friends when, in a conversation with some other students, I accidentally referred to him the same way I do in my inner monologue, as White Power Bill.

drimgere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For you Henry Rollins fans: "whhhhhhite power!"

for reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hfUFzG_ddo

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:23:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Were you in Illinois at the time?

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:38:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hate Illinois Nazi's.

santaclausonvacation ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:25:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, North Central Spain actually.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:50:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
Cheese-Its_Christ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I personally hate Illinois Nazis

microfortnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, those Illinois Nazis are not very nice. However, just over the state line, the Wisconsin Nazis are pretty nice except for their extreme love of cheddar and extreme hate of any cheese that isn't cheddar.... yes, they are cheesists.

lostpilot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

or a goddamn std if that stripper thing works out. all the better for him.

MrakFink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:52:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm curious as to how you responded to him telling you this stuff. I'm not sure what I would do if someone was saying that kind of thing to me matter of factly.

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:58:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, one of the things about hitch-hiking is that it has led me to try to find the person behind hatreds mask.

I let him talk, it wasn't the time or place to engage in debate. I was also pretty nervous about being in the car with him.

In the end when I got out and he gave me the beer I told him

"it's too bad that you live a life full of fear and hatred for people that aren't like you. I think that if you learned to love others you could learn to love yourself in a way that you don't now."

then I left.

walrus0 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 03:11:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wanted to show my girlfriend your Nazi plate!

Leesie01 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:37:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

On my first ever attempt at hitch-hiking, I too was picked up by a Nazi on his way to work. At first I was terrified that I had made a horrible mistake but the guy was actually pretty nice to me and went out of his way to drop me off downtown Barrie, Ontario which is where I was headed. I faked the end location of course.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:36:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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Leesie01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Lived there for two years actually I'm from cottage country. Thanks for the offer! You won't believe I finally got a reddit account just to make that small comment and everyone's been so nice since!

inspirationdate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A racist in Northern Ontario? So surprising!

I kid (kinda).

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:21:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Barrie isn't in the north.

sailwater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

are you of the aryan race? That brother was glad to help out.

LanceArmBoil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, Barrie... I once spent two days stranded there at the local Sally Ann waiting for a ride to take me to Alberta. Nice folks there, but nobody snores like a gang of old drunks snores.

DroppaMaPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

TIL that Nazis are pretty cool guys :)

zpc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yeah. Goebbels was the archetypical "regular guy"!

DroppaMaPants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He just gets up in the mornin, makes his coffee, kisses his wife - then off to work to exterminate millions of people. Just a regular ol' salt of the earth kinda guy.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's Zaragoza, Right? I recognize the lights and hotel I think, by the Ebro fairgrounds?

santaclausonvacation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, that's spooky accurate. Yeah, it was in Zaragoza. Bravo sir, Bravo!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hah, it's a pretty recognizable hotel... I remember seeing it at the train station the first day I arrived. Sniffle

And FUCK there were a lot of racists in that town. I'm not too surprised at all by your story.

Fun fact: The Zaragoza train station is the setting for Hemingway's "Hills Like White Elephants"

Frying ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:46:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's not nazi beer, it's a Dutch beer... Don't associate that with nazi beer!

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:50:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, meant "the beer that the nazi's gave us". Obviously the beer is Dutch.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Out of curiosity, weren't you at least a little bit cautious about getting in the car with a Nazi when your girlfriend is Spanish? I mean yeah, you may have not known about the 1st guy since I assume he didn not also have a swastika shield, but upon finding out shouldn't you have exited the car? If not for your safety, but for your girlfriends safety?

Some of my family on my biological dad's side is into this crap, and because I'm half Mexican they make a big deal about how I'm worth less than they are and treat me like hell. I'm concerned about my own safety even though I neither look nor sound Mexican, so I'm a little curious as to why you didn't feel that there was any threat of danger when in the car with them and your girlfriend?

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I was pretty nervous. I mean these guys were trained soldiers.

I was trying to keep calm. Thing was, I didn't realize until we were on the freeway and I saw the cross and the swastika.

I was on super high alert once I realized what was happening, and was trying to just keep the guy talking. I figured that we were good as long as he stayed on the right course. If he would have deviated then I would have gotten out, or bailed with the GF if the situation called for it.

But yeah, that's why it was an "Everything went better than expected" post. I was freaking the fuck out on the inside most of the time.

I fucking hate Nazi's.

wynden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In the end the crazy Nazi with the swastika shield confessed he was in love with a black stripper

I would REALLY like to hear the rest of that story. :(

A_Golden_Retriever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm trying to set out this summer or next on a Great American Meandering. Any strange, personal tips past what I'd find in most basic online guides?

citrusvanilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

bros reppin' round the world

TornardoJoi- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:04:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome story! May I ask where you are in the picture? I think I know that building.

santaclausonvacation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Zaragoza Spain.

stijnb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's Dutch beer, not German beer. We're not nazis!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

German beer does not equal nazi beer either. He called it nazi beer because it was given to him by a nazi.

UNHDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's awesome.

I agree with the "put yourself in their shoes" thing. I've always been open to picking up hitchhikers, but since I walked 10 miles from a friends house and tried hitch-hiking (unsuccessfully) I realized that very few people will pick up hitchhikers, so now I pick them up pretty much any time I see them (which isn't all that often.)

_quickdrawmcgraw_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cool, now show us the tat.

NipponNiGajin ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 01:28:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Japan and I once picked up two guys hitchking. They had come from Okinawa (at the very southern end), hitched all the way up to Hokkaido and were now hitching back. When I dropped them off they gave me a candy bar, and we posed for photos because they were collecting pictures of everyone who gave them lifts along the way.

This was kinda a pay it forward thing for me, because in Australia our Japanese exchange student got lost one time and some random guy picked him up and drove him to our house, dropped him off and drove off again without ever saying anything. This kid spoke NO English either.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:21:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe I misunderstand what you're saying here, but how does one hitch from Okinawa, across the ocean, to Hokkaido?

NipponNiGajin ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:41:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ferry. You can take cars on it. They said they would find people taking their cars on that had a free place, because you pay for the car rather than individually.

Makatiel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:04:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Japan too. I only ever tried hitchiking here with a friend once...we got stuck after last bus in Yagyu-no-sato, near Nara. We hiked for a couple hours, then decided to try to hitch-hike, as it had gotten dark and was getting cold. We tried for about 30 minutes but no luck. Then I looked at the sign behind us...there was a huge billboard saying "beware of perverts here" and we had been standing in front of it to hitch hike. hehe. We called a taxi.

NipponNiGajin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahahaha Awesome mate, just awesome.

Makatiel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:36 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ใกใ‹ใ‚“ใ‚’ๆฐ—ใ‚’ใคใ‘ใฆ๏ผ Or something similar. You've probably seen them yourself...the scary shadow/ghost thing menacing the innocent people.

nvrgnnagvuup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

and they let him on the exchange program?!

NipponNiGajin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:42:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, he was only in the country for a month and I had done homestay with his family. They found a month long program for him to attend not too far from our house. We set him up with a bus pass and rode the bus with him a few times so he would know what to do.

This time he decided not to go straight home but went shopping with some of his friends after school. When he was finished, he went to the bus stop and just got on the next bus to come by. He used to keep his phone turned off so it wouldn't ring in class, so we had no idea where he was (kid was 12 btw). We call his school and they say he got on his bus. I took our dog down to the park thinking maybe he had gone there while my mother drove out to his school to look around and my brother stayed at home. Apparently when he realised he was on the wrong bus he got off at a supermarket. Some guy realised he was lost and our student showed him the card we had given him with our address on it. So he just drove him about 20 minutes over to our house.

My brother said this car pulled up, the kid jumped out, gave a wave and sauntered down to the house, and the car drove off. He totally acted like nothing had happened. If I ever found out who that guy was I would buy him a whole case of beer. I was NOT looking forward to explaining to him mum how we lost him >_<

sleepingjellyfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:17:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My friend Michal and I were getting done with out study abroad in Akita in August of 2009. We scheduled when we had to be out of the dorms and when our flights from Tokyo would be so that we would have a few days to travel before we went home. We got three rides on our way from Akita to Yamagata and then to Sadojima.

The first one was out of Akita but a couple right around my parents age. They both work for the same cosmetics firm, but one works in Akita during the week, so the make travel trips out of weekends and this time decided to take a scenic drive on their way back to Tokyo. We did some sight seeing, they took us to a Soba place in Yamagata that was recommended by a friend, we went to an onsen together, and finally they spent time with us at the festival we were haphazardly heading for. Naturally, they gave us their business card upon parting and "okaasan" gave us each big hugs, while stifling back tears (she failed).

The next ride was from a disabled delivery driver for his family's flower shop. He had been paralyzed by some bacteria he picked up from the ocean, right in the prime of his fledgling baseball career, after leading his High School team in Yamagata to the championships the year before. But we only found all of this out after he took us to the flower shop. This was the most Italian seeming Japanese family I had ever seen. The entire family except for two 20 something cousins lived above the shop. 3 generations, living and working together and doing well. When he first dropped us off, he said, "Go in. Meet the family. I have another delivery." and drove off with a smile. So, we clumsily went in, greeted the family, and were lead upstairs to where is mother and his aunt were already preparing breakfast for us. While we were waiting they showed us family photo albums, press coverage of his baseball team, photos from the hospital and newspaper clippings, and finally a tv news piece about him in the present. It covered his past but also focused on his work with kids, doing teaching programs for flower arrangement and home gardening. The food was incredible, and we stuffed ourselves full, trying as hard as we could to fit just a little more in. When it was time to go, his mother packed us a bento and some onigiri for the road. As we came downstairs to the flower shop, again everyone turned their attention to us, asking us quick questions, "Where have you been? Where are you going next?" As if this wasn't absolutely mind blowing to begin with, the next act is forever etched into my mind. As we begin our adamant stream of thanks and thanks again, his grandmother comes slowly down the steps into the shop and hands us each a piece of white and blue cloth. We unfold it as she explains that this is the head band that she wears while working, and the pattern her mother made, and included the family crest and shop logo, as well as her own name. Completely surreal. And with this whole dream like encounter, in true Murakami Haruki fashion, we found ourselves back in the car, being taken to a popular highway stop, thrust back into the real world. We both felt detached most of the rest of the day, both just trying to crawl back inside that morning and let it enfold us for another hour.

But we made it to Sado Island with the help of our third driver, a dance teacher from the south who was taking care of family business up here. A pretty uneventful car ride with some conversation and naps, we parted with a high five, and he said his hip hop students will be excited to know he picked up an American and European that weekend.

Those were my three rides hitchhiking in Japan. I would do it again in a heartbeat.

delevired ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nice! I have never hitch-hiked but I've spent some time in Japan. The hospitality is fantastic. And if you try to repay it you get 10 times more in return. So you'll always leave the country deep in hospitality-debt.

Devoured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wanna hitch in Japan! Is it at all common?

NipponNiGajin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's the only time I've ever seen it being done. I think you would be pretty successful if you are Japanese, or if you speak Japanese, but if you don't it would probably be quite difficult.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Do they stick out their thumb in japan too?

NipponNiGajin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

These guys had a mini white board that they wrote a message on and waved at cars.

nappy-doo ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 03:22:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My roommate (a straight laced, straight-A girl) and I were at the college grocery one night at about 1AM buying foodstuffs, when a very skinny woman approached me. She said, she and her husband had their car repossessed in the lot, and will I give them a ride to their apartment (about 3 miles away). So, I tell them, "sure, let me finish up," and I'll give them a ride.

My roommate was having none of it, and was very upset. I told her, "it's okay, shit happens to people, sometimes you should just be nice."

So, we finish at the checkout, get the bags and the people, go to my car, and drive them to the apartment. They get out, no harm done.

About 2 weeks later, I'm back at the grocery with my roommate, and the same woman with a different man comes up. Same story, car repossessed, etc. I tell them, "sure I'll give you a ride, just don't lie. He's not your husband, you used this line on me a couple of weeks ago. I don't know what he is, and I don't want to know, but sure I'll do it." She was taken aback, and seemed surprised, but accepts anyway.

Again, roommate is pissed, again no incidents.

I suspect the woman was a prostitute, and these were her Johns, but who am I to judge. As long as they don't hurt anyone, I don't care.

tigerwaitress ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:18:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe I'm naive, but I don't get it. Wouldn't the johns have a car? How did they both get there if neither one has a car? And why would they meet in the grocery store? So many questions.....

brownboy13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Street strange?

otterpopheadache ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When your poor getting groceries home costs money?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, but this anonymous stranger's car is not /their/ car. If you're semi-important, wouldn't you like to avoid having your car photographed outside of a known prostitute's abode?

gomexz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:23 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Shes picks up a guy with a car, he drives them back to her pad, and then drives her back to the spot. She picks up a guy with no car, they get a ride back to her pad, and then she walks back, and he walks to where ever.

venomoushealer ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 03:02:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For the past year I've tried to pull over when I see someone by an broken down car. I don't drive much, but I've probably pulled over about fifteen times. This past summer I was on my way back to school and saw a guy who was sitting in his car on the side of the road so I pull over to see if he needs any help. He was broken down, had no phone, and was 2 hours from his home so I let him use my phone to call whoever he needed. I've always thought that I wouldn't pick up a hitchhiker because...well...I don't know what would happen. But after he got off the phone I asked if he needed anything else and he asked for a ride to the nearest gas station (20 minutes away). I didn't even think about it and told him to get in the car. If I had thought before answering I doubt I would have offered...but I gave him a ride and no trouble came to me.

I felt terrible for the guy. He was 25 and was already divorced and lived 3 hours from his kids. So ever other weekend he drove three hours in his early 90s piece of shit car to see his kids. I knew he hated his life except for his kids...good god I could tell he loved his kids. I can only hope that someday I'm as loving of a father as he is.

indianapolisjones ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:09:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Now that's a father right there. Whoever he is, I hope things work out for him.

[deleted] ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 03:52:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

First time I offered a person a ride was when this "big" girl was sobbing her eyes outside a Citi bank I go to regularly. She was surrounded by a lot of adults and seeing it that I was the youngest and didn't have any job duties, I volunteered to drive this young lady home. So she sat in my car still crying and saying "I don't want to get hurt anymore" repeatedly. I'm not the best person to cheer someone up but I managed to say it'll be alright. So as I drove her back to her place, she started opening up and saying bits and pieces of what happened. From what I understood, she was 26 years old, got pregnant in high school at 16, her parents disowned her, she's pregnant again (hence the big part), and her "boyfriend" is now leaving her. At this point, she was really comfortable about telling me her life's story, and she asked if I could drive around some more or stop by a park so we can talk. Being the nice guy, I said sure... and then she asked another favor, to buy her a pack of smokes and a few drinks... (I was 20 at the time)... and then she asked me to drive her to a cell phone company (forgot the company's name) to add more minutes to her temporary phone. By this time, I felt like her bitch.. anyways.. I said I had to go back for dinner because it was getting late and she sorta hinted that she didn't want me to go. lol. I insisted and I finally drove her back to her place. Then this Mexican guy comes out of the apartments who I believe to be her boyfriend, and she says to be "oh shit, he's going to kill you"... but yea I didn't care and he came up to my car, she got out, they hugged, and he looked at me and said thanks. My first time giving someone a ride. FML.

Second time I offered someone a ride was because I was overgenerous. I work out late at the 24 Hour Fitness gym, usually around 2-3am. I saw this guy leave at the same time as I was, but he was carrying a suitcase, so I shouted at him because he was pretty far in the parking lot "Do you need a ride?" Now, he turned around immediately and headed straight for me. I felt a little happy thinking I was going to help someone out tonight. He came up to my face and said "are you gay, you shouldn't be asking people if they need rides". And he walked away.

There's more stories but these first two are probably the most memorable.

sabrinaladawn ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 05:57:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's disgusting how some people feel it's perfectly okay to take advantage of someone's kindness, especially through manipulation. And this from a 26 year old woman? What a shame.

And the second dude sounds like an asshole.

With that said, though, it sounds like you have continued to do random acts of kindness, and I think that's pretty admirable.

ferfecksakes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:21:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed about the second guy - although in UK/Ireland a "ride" is a fuck, and the term "lift" is used instead. Maybe he was English?

sabrinaladawn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, good point. Granted, still an asshole thing to say.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:35:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know about you, but I see a 26 year old woman as the perfect example of someone who would take advantage of someone's kindness

kafitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

24 year-old woman here, upvoting you 'cause it's true! (er...just not about me, mind you)

StupidLorbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Suuuuuuuuuure.

sabrinaladawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps I've just had it drilled into my brain that you are to respect your elders, therefore I've been given this illusion that people are supposed to act like adults when they are, in fact, adults.

However, now that I've written that thought out completely, it sounds ridiculous. People just suck sometimes, adult or not.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, to be honest, it's the youngin's that are respectful, generous, and caring. After we grow up, we turn into assholes.

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 07:40:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnant? Grab a pack of cigs and some booze.

AustinMiniMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. Zero on the final.

bitingmyownteeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta have something to come down off the crack.

KaiserVonScheise ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 05:35:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed way more than I should have at your second story.

fireburt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:12:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Who do these god damn fags think they are trying fucking help people out and shit. And what were you thinking? Everyone knows that shit is for homos, he probably thought you were going to drop down and try and blow him right there.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:25:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i kno man. this one time i was gettin swole at the gym and i was walkin to the bar to meet my bros for some drinks and the game and my hummer was parked there anywayz so i wus like pumped to see my bros and dis guy from the gym is all like COME AT ME BRO with some shit about hey man u want a ride? an im like LOLOLl wutafag R U GAY BRO, U SHULDNT ASK GUYS 4 RIDEZ

[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 23:51:20 on December 13, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

thanks for what you did. a lady did the same for me and it meant a ton at the time, still think about her alot. she picked me up on one of the worse nights of my life, also the night before my birthday. i was in bad shape in a different county and it was february. she even took me to her place, fed me, let me clean up, gave me a jacket, and smoked w/ me til way early in the morning. she was awesome.

i was more afraid of her then she was of me i think, haha. i think you just have to be smart. she said i looked like i'd needed help and didnt seem like a threat so she just picked me up.

turbodude69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:51:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i bet she wanted to bone you bro

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:07:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

one of the first things she figured out was that i was gay and getting paid for sex... so probably not. also she was way older then my mom, haha.

turbodude69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wait...why were you getting paid for sex? are you a gay gigolo?

introspeck ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:16:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ask him the "dollar question" and find out

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

the dollar question is usually "so what do you like to do"...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

basically yes, but for the most part less companionship oriented. rentboy, prostitute, escort, gigolo. call it whatever you like. just always looking for "generous" guys. not too much any more tho.

turbodude69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wow. that came out of left field.

sub_baseline ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 02:40:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As often as I can. I work at a ski resort and pick up people hitching up the road a couple of times per week, hitching Karma is more useful than Reddit Karma.

otis_the_drunk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:21:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

the road gods would be pleased.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:05:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:34 on December 19, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"the basin" being Loveland Pass? I pick up back country skiers and boarders all the time - one day I gotta try it myself!

fs2k2isfun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Same here whenever I am driving in the mountains in winter.

dubman42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Same here. I regularly pick up people heading up/down the mountain. I feel bad for the peeps who don't have cars that can make it but still want to get their snowboarding on.

mitcher714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

this one kind of bugs me, skiing a day at a resort in Canada is about 85 dollars. At most resorts there is a cheap/free shuttle from town to the resort, leaving very often. If some one can afford 85 skiing they clearly can afford the shuttle.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Most people that hitchhike to the resort smoke herb. Most people that pick up hitchhikers have herb to smoke.

sub_baseline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:33 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's a habit I've picked up. In NZ (where I'm originally from) there are no shuttles up the road and the roads are fairly gnarly as well, think single lane, windy, pot-holed dirt road. Add snow to the mix and if you don't have a 4WD you need balls of steel to drive up there.

Having sat for over an hour before seeing cars with one guy in it fly past me, I swore I'd never be 'that guy'. Today I gave a guy a ride up who'd missed the bus and would've otherwise been late for work. He bought me lunch to say thanks.

bitingmyownteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

hitching Karma is more useful than Reddit Karma.

Source? For science.

[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 01:38:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Spoke with a tourist I met here in Australia, and he was telling me of two backpackers who decided to travel up north separately, but by hitchhiking. They would be picked up by random cars and trucks, and sometimes one would progress hundreds of kilometers ahead of the other, while at other times they discovered they were in the same town. There was even an instance where one had been given a ride in a semi-trailer, and found his friend walking along a remote highway. Reunited!

bazfoo ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 07:31:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It seems like complete madness to hitch-hike in Australia, especially given how remote everything can be. Although, they tend to be a lot of Europeans, so I'm assuming they have no grasp of just how far apart everything is here. Sorry pal, the next town is 500 km away. Not an afternoon bike ride.

Najezgo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 08:36:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It can work in your favour. Drivers get very bored, and sometimes pick people up just for a conversation, or to keep themselves awake. I think my longest hitch was 100km, but I met hitch-hikers who swore they got lifts across the center of Australia.

The center of Australia is a desert that takes 2 days to cross. This guy said he waited a week for the lift, but it was worth it.

Khatib ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:38:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We have a family friend who is a truck driver by trade in Europe. Lives in the Netherlands. We live in Minnesota. One year when they were coming out to visit, they decided to fly into New York, rent a car, and then drive out to Minnesota, spend some time with us, then drive out towards the Rockies and kind of "sight-see" America or whatever along the way. They made it from New York to Ohio (not even halfway really) and gave up and bought a plane ticket, because he couldn't believe how long it was taking. And the guy drives trucks for a living in Europe.

m00r5tuD ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:06:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

hah that's cool. sounds kinda like that race TV show.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:10:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Australia, the last time some backpackers went hitchhiking they ended up in a forest!!

[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 02:56:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hitch-hiker on his way to his sister's wedding. I got some wedding cake out of it. The bride treated me like a hero.

sm_raleigh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:56:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wait. You stayed for the wedding?

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:00:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We got there a little late. The party was going on. I stayed for about fifteen minutes.

kafitty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:24:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i'm sure he was invited at that point, and why wouldn't you? weddings are AWESOME.

[deleted] ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 02:47:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was in the car with my brother when we picked up a hitch-hiker. His name was Cameron, was trying to get to the local bus stop to get on a bus to see his girlfriend, I think he was 18 or so. No complications whatsoever, it was a 5 minute car ride, we just made some small talk. After we dropped him off, my brother said to him "Have a nice life".

I thought it was funny at the time, but then I realized that I was never going to see that guy in my life again (which is still a ridiculous idea to me whenever I think of it).

Sorry mine isn't as interesting as some others.

ColdToast ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:16:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This was one of the ones that touched me most, actually :)

Edman274 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:12:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't it weird when people say "see you later" to people they'll never talk to again?

One of the first times I talked to someone on Omegle I said "See you later". How the hell could that happen?

sleepingjellyfish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:26:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I enjoy the simplicity of it. I picked a guy up on the way back from St. Louis. We were riding the "hospitality train" thanks to some random people we met at a concert the night before that let us stay over at their apartment. We met this girl because the show got out too late, and the campsite we were supposed to stay at was closed. While waiting in the driver's seat, I told my friend Mike to ask those girls if they know anywhere we can stay. She said, "Sure, follow me." We drove to her apt., and the girl pretty much let us in (7 of us in total) said she was going to bed because she had to work in the morning, help ourselves to whatever, and just drop the key through the mail slot when we left.

The day after on our way back we picked a guy up at a gas station. He taught at a private high school in St. Louis. He had a MA in Literature and English. He was extremely kind and articulate, and even offered to change his shirt before he came in the car, because, as he said, "I've been walking a few days in this one." His ex-wife was suing him for everything and had been winning. He was hitching up to his next court appointment in Chicago since it was summer vacation, and his wife already had gotten the car and he had more time than money at that point. He was an extremely pleasant passenger with a richness in his stories. We drove him just outside of Springfield and he said he had a friend there that he wanted to see, so we let him out a gas station he picked. And that was it.

And really, he smelt better than my friend Mike, who was wearing what he did to the show.

aperson ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 01:46:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How was that a pun? I think you meant (no racism intended).

louavul ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:36:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

and I had a problem with this:

I figured he was prob 18-22 years

followed by

Like I said he was prob 20-21 years old.

Maybe they'll correct it in post production?

reaperthesky ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 02:55:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It was a long trip and many years passed in this trip. Keep up with the story now.

clessa ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 04:03:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He just lowered the upper bound and raised the lower bound. We're getting more and more precise as the story goes on!

FormKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:07 on April 7, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Of course, he gets more and more stoned as the story goes on.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:29:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I had a friend that would misuse the word 'pun'. I don't know exactly what he thought it meant, but my favorite quote of his ever was, 'Well pardon the pun, but you better shut your fucking mouth.'

He was a redneck, no one bothered to correct him.

aperson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:14:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It bugs me when people try to say something is ironic when it's coincidental .

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or unfortunate... such as in Alanis' super unfortunate song, named ironic.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

it's really ironic that she doesn't get the meaning of the word 'ironic'

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It is almost ironic. The definition of irony is that the conveyed meaning is the exact opposite of the literal meaning.

If her song were named 'A song conveying the correct meaning of irony' it would be ironic.

It is ironicish. Here is a better example. Some might think that a fire in the burn ward of children's hospital is ironic, but it isn't. That said, the burns the children receive WOULD be ironic.

A firetruck on fire... that is ironic. An ambulance in a car accident with injuries, ironic. Alanis Morriset incorrectly conveying the idea of irony in a song named ironic... it's amusing and stupid... but not quite ironic.

[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 02:40:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He mexican't speak english?

wrestlrguy ยท -29 points ยท Posted at 03:08:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

FAIL...sorry man. better luck next time

Edit: Sorry iamWALRUS77. I guess I need to adjust my sense of humor. 29 downvotes... shit

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:34:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

hahaha

akbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ouch.

PatrickSauncy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, what the hell? This probably would have been a great story to read, but I spent the entire time trying to figure out how that could possibly be a pun.

aperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I wasn't that hung up over it.

qazadex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

References an XKCD comic I think.

http://xkcd.com/559/

aperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Could be, that's the only reasonable answer I've gotten so far.

famebrella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have noticed people saying "no pun intended" when they are just trying to make sure they don't offend anyone. This is a shocking and disturbing trend.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And he "waived us down" ? I'm sorry, is this whole story some kind of secret code, or is the writer just illiterate?

[deleted] ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 01:10:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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KibblesnBitts ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 01:24:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What if someone invents six minute abs?

[deleted] ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 01:31:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 04:09:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.

captaingary ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:59:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby!

zanderf87 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:18:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Step into my office" "Why?" "Cuz you're fucking fired!"

Brainstream420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone one else read this to the tune of "5 Little Pumpkins"?

If I end up in downvote-hell for this, shame on everybody for not knowing this.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Can you educate us on the wise words about seven minute abs?

DogFacedKillah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Step into my office, cuz your fucking fired!!!

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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powergirl9000 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:40:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I came to this thread looking for this. The scene in the police station was so fucking funny I almost died right there. If you look at it from the police's perspective, Ben Stiller as a stone-cold hitch-hiker murdering psychopath is comedy gold.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:30:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Where is this from?

powergirl9000 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Something about Mary.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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TheJollyLlama875 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:36:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Movies are quotes, I think. Books are meant to be underlined, but italics are acceptable.

menicknick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I took a train from San Diego to Seattle. Sat next to Ablerto, from Albuquerque, New Mexico *Hence the "A" on his hat." Taught me everything I ever needed to know about beans.

woohhaa ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 05:07:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I use to give rides but I have since stopped after one crazy encounter. I picked up this young white dude who was probably around 20-25 on the outskirts of Memphis heading South. I was on my way home from work so it was late in the afternoon. I typically stopped on the way home and got a six pack. From time to time I'd crack open a cold one for the ride since it was the better part of an hour. The young man said he had been hitching since California and was on his way to his sister's in Florida with a job lined up at Disney. I asked him how his journey had been thus far to which he started in on why he left California. This is also when I realized this dude was bat shit crazy and I needed to drop him off sooner rather than later.

He tells me how his wife cheated on him with a lawyer and eventually left and divorced him for said lawyer. After the wife/lawyer team cleaned him out he decided to get the fuck out of California as the lawyer was using his connections to try and get dude thrown in jail. Then he described how the lawyer had hired private eyes and other none savory types to try and entrap him as he crossed the country. He even said a one man whirly bird had followed him across most of Arkansas and he had to travel at night to avoid being spotted by it. The further he got into the story the more agitated he seemed to become. It was troubling to say the least.

I always carried a pistol in my truck and it was easily with in reach but I figured my best bet to avoid being stabbed by this dude was to out crazy him. I cracked open a brew, offered him one and started with my story I was making up as I went. I told him I knew how he must feel having been cheated on. I went on that I'd been out of the joint for about 6 months and was adjusting well. He asked me what I was in for and I told him I'd gotten really drunk, blacked out and when I came to I had went crazy with a box cutter on my ex and the dude she was cheating on me with. He got really quiet and didn't really say anything else until we got to my town. I dropped him off at the truck stop near the interstate and never saw him again.

TL;DR Out crazied a hitch hiker and most likely won't be picking up another one.

bitingmyownteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Seems like you have a good heart. I can understand not another pickup. Perhaps you can keep a spare blanket or some clean socks in your truck by the gun.

Good for you in the situation..I'm happy to hear all went well.

woohhaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I try to do the right thing. Some times I can be a total ass hole and I'm usually oblivious to it until after the fact when I reflect on my actions. However this morning I saw a small suv type vehicle with the hood up on the side of the road and it reminded me of this thread. I stopped and asked if the middle aged lady occupying it needed help. It was over heating and she had already called a towing company to tow it to her house. She asked if I thought towing was necessary and I told her it was probably for the best so she didn't do further damage.

woohhaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:26 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up a few cool hitch hikers too. One of them was a good deal older than myself and said he went to wood stock and that janice joplin had a hairy bush and liked to have sex with other women.

cobramaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Some of the best stories are at the bottom.

woohhaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. Happy reddit birthday.

sagarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:23 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

he sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic

brandilion ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 01:04:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have. I picked up a guy down in Dayton and drove him 30 miles north. He smelled funny but was nice. He was telling me about this driver in Tennessee who purposely hit him with their car. He had a huge gash on his arm it looked knarly. As chance would have it I had recently got a piercing so I had a tube of neosporin with me it wasn't much but I gave it to him when I dropped him off. I was a tad nervous picking up an older male hitchhiker since I am a female and at the time I was maybe 19 but I am glad I did it. When I was younger my mom brought home 2 hitchhikers and they stayed with us for a few days....so maybe it's genetic.

chokie_roberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Was he going to Piqua?

bitingmyownteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

PIQUA!! :) That shithole, Oh how I miss your smell.

Kilockel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Knarly?

Willie_Main ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:18:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

dear diary...

endermatic ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 01:30:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I worked up in Yellowstone National Park many of the other employees used hitchhiking as their main mode of transportation. I brought my truck up with me so I never had to stick my thumb out, but picked up those who did every chance I got.

[deleted] ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 02:02:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I've hitched through Yellowstone... its a trip. First off, it can get a little tricky getting rides when your competition are young, hot, female, and asian. I suppose there are a lot of immigrant workers from China working there and they hitch all over the park trying to get to town and whatnot. I mean if you're driving down a road and you see a group of asian chicks waving you down and next to them is a dirty dude with a huge bag... who are you going to pick up?

I remember I caught this one ride, this dude had a pickup truck so my buddy jumped into the back and I sat in the cab with the driver. We get going and I notice that there are empty beer bottles on the floor and as I am noticing this he opens a fresh one. The sun had set and it was getting really cold so I said fuck it, theres no traffic out here anyway... except for the buffalo. Came close to hitting one... the whole time my buddy is in the back playing with a puppy, blissfully unaware how close we could have met death that night.

Oh yea, XANTERA security can go straight to hell. I tried bunking with some employees at the lake lodge and security guard caught me going in to the dorms and told me to fuck off and go die in the woods (no exaggeration).

santaclausonvacation ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 02:22:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, National Park hitching is fun. It works especially well if you have climbing gear.

I went through a 3 month period of hitching in Zion National Park where I pulled over the first car I put my thumb out for. I felt like Sissy fucking Hankshaw!

Oh yeah, Fuck Xantera!

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:30:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

its an awful company to work for, too.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:38:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thats what I hear. I almost got a job in yellowstone with them, but some things came up and I had to bail. My buddy worked for them for a month or so until he was fired for having beer cans in his dorm (he was underage).

santaclausonvacation ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:46:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I've worked for contractors in National Parks (Grand Canyon, Mt. Rainier) and in each place they just seemed like horrible fucking organizations. Xanterra used to be called Ed Harvey, or Ed Henry, until they got named the worst employer in America. Then they changed their name.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:50:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

From all the horror stories I've heard from ex-employees I feel like somebody should do an exposรฉ... full time and only getting paid $150 every two weeks is just wrong. All the while, the servers in the restaurants are making BANK.

santaclausonvacation ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:08:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I do know that in the Grand Canyon they have the park by the balls.

They were the original "owners" of the Canyon in that they developed the first trail down to the bottom (the Bright Angel Trail). They developed it as a pay to use trail, and lead mule parties down to the river and Phantom Ranch.

Well, when the Canyon became a park the Park Service said, "hey, you should make that legal" and John Henry/Harvey, said "fuck off".

So the park built the South Kaibab trail and made it free. Thus a lot of John Henry business died off. They got all pissed.

Then the park realizes "fuck, we do resource protection, not hospitality" so they ask John Henry (or whatever the fuck their name was) to build a lodge (Bright Angel Lodge?) and they say "sure, but since we will never own the place, you should be responsible for all the maintenance costs"

Flash forward around 100 years and the park owes them something in the tens of millions to 100 million dollars.

Stupid fucking government contracts.

Droffats ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:39:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wow I really am part of the Hivemind. I just started working for Xanterra at the Grand canyon last Monday. And everything you hear is probably right. Fortunately I work in IT, so I don't really know how bad it can be. But I can tell you the general mood around here is this depressing, trapped feeling. I started working here as a means to spend as much time as I can in the Canyon (Already went down to the ranch and back via the Kaibab you mentioned). But I don't meet too many active hikers. It's been a pretty sad experience so far at the rim. So I try to get outside the village as much as I can.

santaclausonvacation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, the village is D.E.P.R.E.S.S.I.N.G.

A piece of advice. Try to get in with the reveg girls. I don't know how many of them there are this year, but they are usually good to go hiking with on days off or whatever.

The Xanterra people tend to not be hikers, but NPS workers usually are. And you can volunteer to hike in the canyon and interact with visitors if you're into that too.

Enjoy the canyon! It is one of my favorite places in the world.

Pro-tip. Head down the trails on the west side. My favorite is Boucher, but it is pretty hard core and unmaintained.

Droffats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome. Thanks for the advice. I'll definitely add Boucher to my todo list. I hope to trek as much of the canyon as my legs will allow. Hopefully a rim to rim in a few months. I love being down there. It really is another world. It's impossible to think about anything else but the trail, the views, and yourself.

taintedhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who also loves the grand canyon and was considering working there, I am saving this thread for when I go back (probably in spring).

Thanks for the heads up.

krokodilgena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That definitely happens WAY too often...

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:29:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhhh I wanted to go through Zion but I never got the chance. Though one of my rides took me to the Arches... never heard of them until I got there. It was probably one of the most unreal experiences of my life. I've never been to a desert before, so naturally I felt like I was on the surface of mars.

Gotta love those quick rides... Do you ever find that you get more "normal" people that pick you up around national parks? I figure the naturally beauty just puts people in a good mood or something.

santaclausonvacation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As an on again off again Southwestern desert dweller I have to represent my region. In an area that has so much to offer, Bryce, Canyonlands, Northwash, the Maze, Arches, Goblinheads State Park, San Raffael Swell, Capitol Reef, etc....

Arches stands out. It's like an acid trip in the desert no drugs required!

pinking_shears ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Upvote for Sissy Hankshaw!

bunsonh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I felt like Sissy fucking Hankshaw!

This made my day! Tom Robbins lives in the next town from where I grew up, and have friends who caught rides from him. How cool would that be?!

guttertothestars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Does santaclausonvacation ever get the blues?

santaclausonvacation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Even santaclausonvacation gets the blues!

yeehawjared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

3 months? Who are you guys? You should do an AMA

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We are Legion. We are dirtbags. We are climbers and canyoneers who don't give a fuck.

AMcNair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Every time I'm in a national park I've always got a car full of family. When the kids are gone and it's just me and the missus, I'll pick you guys up.

mpresco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:08:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Weird, when I worked at the South gate in '98 and '99 it was Australians, NZ'ers and Peruvians working the concessionaires in the winter, and Americans in the summer. The only Asians were on the tour buses, but they were everywhere posing for pictures. We used to imitate them by posing for pictures with trashcans and shit like that. I still have the photos somewhere.

I worked in Jackson in summer 2003 and 2004. I spent a lot of time in the park those years too and don't recall ever seeing any Asian workers then either, but quite a few Russians... I wish I would've been there during the "asian era"!!

sleepingjellyfish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:42:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my Czech friend I was hitching with last July were in Northern California, seemingly stranded at a gas station near Redding. Then after herping a bit more derp, this guy comes up to me and says, "My wife wants us to give you a ride. We're hauling cycles up til about Sacremento and then staying with some friends. How far you goin'?" We work out the formalities, and hope in to the guy's spacious pick up. Everything's going great!

As I'm climbing in, the guy is hopping into the driver's seat. He starts, "I'm a bit of an outlaw. Hope you don't mind." I didn't know wtf that meant. Did he not have a license? Was he wanted by police? wth was going on? How serious of an outlaw? Turns out he just really liked to drink Budweiser while driving. After realizing we were both confused he just asked Michal to grab a cold one from the cooler, calmly popped it into his cozy, and started out of the parking lot. No big deal.

yatima2975 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've once had coke offered to me while I was hitchhiking. The coke was chased down by a beer (of which the ride-giver only had one - if she'd known we'd be along she'd have bought three).

Things like that make you remember how to say 'I'd like to get off at the next gas station, please' in German real quick!

(The next guy was a champ, he was going to Dresden but ended up driving us to our destination in Berlin, so it was all good.)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

lol that reminds me of this dude that picked me up in Golden, CO. He was obviously coked out of his mind at the time... I just thought he was really charismatic at first. Then he offered me and my buddy some lines, bought us food and drinks, and eventually let us crash in his hotel room. Thinking about this dude was crazy nice. He even gave us keys to all these houses he had around the country so we could crash there whenever we needed.

It got a little hairy in evergreen, co... He locked his keys in his car and AAA wouldn't open it up because they smelled beer on his breath (he had 1 beer). They called the cops and by the time they got there he blew a 0.0. The whole time cops are sorta milling around the car and it is at this point we realize we left the coke out in the open in the passenger seat. They don't notice and we go the fuck out of there. Dropped us off in Utah. Got a good 300 miles. Good guy.

NHGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Was his name Hayduke?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

no idea... older guy, late 50's - early 60's, white hair, crew cut, and large glasses.

NHGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you never read The Monkey Wrench Gang

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey_Wrench_Gang

TheCyborganizer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:41:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once dropped off my brother in Shenandoah National Park for a weeklong backpacking trip. Of course, as soon as he set off, it started pouring rain, and on my way back down the mountain, I passed two older guys with their thumbs out. So I gave them a lift into town - they had hiked all the way from Pennsylvania to Virginia, but one of them was having knee troubles, so they wanted to rest up for a couple days.

The funny thing was that when I picked up my brother at the end of his trip, he mentioned that he had run into these guys on the trail, and they had figured out the connection. Also, one of them tried to set me up with his daughter.

In conclusion, always pick up hitchhikers in national parks.

mpresco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:00:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, I used to work outside the south gate and hitched to Jackson all the time. Occasionally I'd take a ride back north and get stuck between Jackson Lake Lodge and the south gate. Shit got scary when the sun started to go down and traffic dwindled to almost nothing. Never did get stranded though!

youaretherevolution ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Lots of normal people use hitchhiking to get up canyon here in Utah. Really normal and for those of us that drive up canyon alone, makes us feel less guilty for driving our cars. I would say 90% of the time I have mutual friends with the hitchhikers so it earns you lots of karma to help people out.

krokodilgena ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:36:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ooooo!! Where'd you work?? such an awesome time, despite xanterra. the only times I've ever hitchhiked/picked up hitchhikers have been in yellowstone/tetons...

justagigh ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 01:51:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up some guy by my school once who needed a ride to his apartment about 10-15 mins away. Not really as cool a story as yours, but he needed to get back to his apartment because his brothers kids were being dropped off there by a bus and he would have missed them otherwise. He ended up talking to me about how DNA is like a programming language (I'm a software engineering major) and like all programming languages someone needs to give it meaning for it to do anything. That's why he believed in god. Someone had to give DNA meaning, or else it wouldn't do anything at all. I thought it was a pretty interesting concept, though I still don't believe in god.

EvilTom ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:10:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha yeah, that's why I believe in compilers and tRNA.

bitingmyownteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

The voice of god.

I always say "god is very very tiny and absolutely everywhere in everything." ....(if I were to use the word "god")

[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 05:45:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've actually picked up about 18 hitchhikers in the past three years. I went to Rutgers University and it all started one night after I finished a very late summer class. There are four campuses and each are spread pretty far apart so the school has a very modern bus system to shuttle students around. In the summer however most students go home and the buses run very infrequently at night. So, as I left class in my mom's minivan I noticed that the last bus was pulling away to take kids back to the student center, and there was a Korean student running after the bus. The driver didn't see him and as I drove past I could see that he just sat on the bench, waiting for another bus to come (the next one wasn't until 6:30 in the morning). I stopped the van and did a u-turn and pulled up to the stop, I powered down the window and asked him if he needed a lift to the student center. He was a bit hesitant at first, I guess it's not everyday a black guy pulls up in the dead of night to offer free rides and A/C =). So we drive and we start to talk and find out that we have a lot in common, I dropped him off and he offered to pay me, but I just told him to pay it forward to the next person he see's in need.

That summer the city of New Brunswick was really hot, I had to cancel a class that day because it was the last day to do so, and Rutgers bureaucracy made it so I had to go to three different campuses that day in order to do it for some strange reason. Anyway, on my way to drop off the final form I saw an older white man in his 50s with crutches and his leg in a cast walking down the street. I could see that he was struggling and it was sooooooo hot outside. I couldn't just let him suffer while I sat there in my 7 seater air conditioned minivan, so I pulled over and asked him if he needed a ride. This big genuine smile came over his face , and he thanked me numerous times, and thanked God a few times too. He apparently broke his leg and had a compound fracture after falling off his sons roof while trying to help him install a satellite dish. Nuts.

The next time I picked up people was May of the following year during RutgersFest, where the school hires popular bands and hip hop stars to perform for tens of thousands of students. It was amazing, I always have a great time and I always invite my friends from Princeton to come. This Rutgersfest they drove their own cars from Princeton and brought a few other classmates so I was alone in the minivan again. As I was driving back to the College Avenue Student Center I noticed that there were hundreds of students that were walking back ... ALONG THE HIGHWAY! Apparently they didn't feel like waiting for the buses and decided to take their chances. So here I am watching this sea of kids walking back ALONG THE HIGHWAY ... as the sun began to set. I turned the minivan around after reaching New Brunswick, and sat in traffic for awhile (which I should have anticipated). When I was finally clear of the traffic I pulled over to the side of the road and honked . I waved my hand outside the window to a group of 5 kids I saw in my rear view mirror. They looked confused at first, and then one of them realized that I was trying to help them and started running to the van, and the others followed him. I asked if they needed a lift and they were really overjoyed that I was helping them out. They each gave me their hands to shake and I drove them back to campus, where they shook my hand again and thanked me for helping them out. I did this two more times, and each group was really happy.

I decided that it may be time to go back home, and take the 45 minute drive back to Hillside, as the sun had already set, but something almost compelled me to go back one more time ... just one more time. So I did, and unfortunately most of the groups of kids were way too big to all fit in the van, so I drove back to campus with no one. But, this feeling ... just one more time, you have to go back just kept gnawing at my soul, so I went back and saw this one kid by himself. It was pitch black out, but I could see that he was angry as he was throwing bottles under a bridge on the way back. I drove past him about 100 feet, and thought to myself ... "Are you really sure he deserves your help?". I thought back to all the lessons in church I had about helping people in need and not judging people so I decided to take a leap of faith, and against common sense to help this kid out. I was on the side of the highway now and I reversed parallel to him, he was so mad that he didn't even notice and he kept on throwing rocks and bottles at the concrete in the distance. I honked the horn and asked him if he needed a ride, he was startled and I could see that he wasn't crazy after all. He said that his friends ditched him and he was forced to walk back along the highway. I told him to hop in and he thanked me a lot, and occasionally turned to look at me ... sort of like I was a very unexpected angel. I dropped him off near the student center and shook his hand, he thanked me again, and I told him to take it easy ... and to pay it forward to someone else in need.

All these events really made me feel good, and reaffirmed my faith in humanity and God too. They were all just simple acts of kindness, a simple car ride, but there was just something about being that unexpected stranger, that good Samaritan that didn't just think about helping others, but actually gathered up the courage to turn my thoughts of compassion into reality that really had profound affects on my life. Those times I picked up those strangers we went from being black or white,hispanic, or asian to just being people glad to be in each others company by the end of the trip. I've always appreciated moments like that ... I hope you have too =).

UndiscoveredMeme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Have an upvote, my friend, cuz you have a kickass name and the fact that we're neighbors (Union).

7ate9 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:38:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Upvoted. Not sure why you concluded that God had anything to do with this, though. To my eye it looks like you gave a bunch of needy people a helpful ride in your van. You can comfortably take the credit on this one. You deserve it. </atheistbastard>

jpedraza253 ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 04:38:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt anyone will read this but here it goes.

A couple of years ago I was catching a bus to go home from my last class of the day and I got off to switch buses at a station. I see this man with graying hair looking around obviously lost. He was carrying a clear plastic bag with something wet inside. Upon closer inspection I notice that he's pretty dirty and wearing some sandals that are very common in rural Mexico. He has graying hair He notices me looking at him and figured I spoke Spanish too, which was true.

He told me that he had recently crossed the border and had been traveling in a van that was to drop him off in Yakima, Washington. Apparently his family couldn't pay the toll in time and the driver kicked him out in Tacoma (where we were) without telling him where he was or anything. Apparently they would've probably killed him but it was daytime so they just left him stranded.

I was expecting him to just ask me for money but instead he asked me to tell him how to get to the greyhound so he could get to Yakima. If not he wanted to know how to get to Seattle to stay in a shelter someone else told him about earlier. I explained to him that if he waited for a minute I would find out and tell him. I tried calling several people to see where he could stay that was in town and not too far. I also tried to figure out where the greyhound was. Eventually I ended up giving him directions on how to catch a bus to Seattle because that was what he decided to do.

I tried to give him about $15 for food and he would not take them. I even offered him a room in my house for the night so he could shower and change clothes, maybe try to contact his family in Yakima. He said he had worked for everything in his life and couldn't take things for free. So I wrote a note in English explaining that he was on his way to Seattle and that he did not speak English. I even wrote my number on it so if he got lost or stranded again he could call me.

I kept wishing that I had a car so I could give him a ride to where he might catch a bus to Yakima. I never heard from him again but I hope that he made it to where he was going.

vvvladut ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 11:45:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I read it.

satarius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I reddit. Bahaha.

jpedraza253 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks man.

rl41 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:48 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hope his family turned out okay as well...

len3001 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 01:09:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have given two different strangers rides. The first was a homeless man that had a bag full of empties and was trying to get to the store but his bag ripped a mile from his destination. The second was a guy that tried to sell me some crack and pot outside a bar. I gave him a ride back to his house on the outskirts of town.

I actally had really great conversations with both of these guys. Mostly about their criminal pasts and the downward cyclic spiral that the justice system forces them into (I'm going into forensics so we actually had really constructive talks).

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:47:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I talked to a dude randomly about this too. Not in a hitchhiking scenario but in a bagel cafe. He asked me to proofread this document he was writing about how homeless people were having their ID's taken away. I was supposed to be studying for a huge exam but instead I read his paper, correct a few mistakes, gave him the addresses for the senators and a few stamps, a couple of granola bars I had on me and some mixed nuts. I wished him luck and we ended up chatting for a bit about how there is no realistic way out of being old and homeless in America.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once met a beggar on the street. I bought him lunch and had a chat with him. He said he wanted to straighten out and find his family (he had previously seen his son from a distance, but was too ashamed to go up to him), but nobody would give a convicted felon a chance. He said sometimes he thought about going up to a random guy on the street and punch him in the face so he could go back to jail, where he would at least have food, but didn't want to go down that road anymore.

Our justice systems are about punishing people who do bad, then leaves them in a place where crime seems like (or is) the only viable option left for them. However, this is extremely short sighted because criminals eventually get out of prison. If society were more forgiving and gave rehabilitation and training instead of punishment, we'd have less recidivism.

RambleMan ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:29:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

First time I picked up hitch hikers was when I was in Banff on a course and decided to go skiing. I had reserved a small rental car, but ended up with a Dodge Charger that looked like a hearse. On my way back to town from the hill I saw a couple of kids with snow boards and their gear - offered them a ride and they were dumb-founded, reading themselves to walk quite a ways carrying their boards.

They told me that they always walk because nobody ever stops for them with their boards. By chance I had this massive rental car and lots of time to kill.

The look of stunned appreciation from people not expecting a favour is awesome.

roor21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would do the same thing when going up Berthroud Pass when I lived in Winter Park, CO. People would ride from the top down to a certain section/s towards the bottom and thumb up.

Not to mention the random hitch hikers I also picked up in town.

I suppose i had to do it.. I used to be one of those hitch hikers :P

It's a whole different ball game in the mountain town areas, though.

[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 04:04:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have a buddy who used to drive trucks across Texas. One day while leaving Austin, he picked up a little squirrelly-looking black dude who said he was going 90 miles north. About 5 minutes into the ride, the little squirrelly guy goes "You ever had a boy suck your dick?"

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:00:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So how was it?

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:52:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My friend said, "Sorry man, but you gotta go," and dropped the guy off at a truck stop a few miles down the road.

poopshipdestroyer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:03:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

this is somewhat relevant to your post-and- While hitching from Big Sur Ca near Monterrey, a ride asked me, using code words, if i would be willing to suck his dick. I'd hitchhiked long distances several times before that and never had any uncomfortable sexual propositions. also a friend of mine who had thumbed it a bunch of times said he had sucked a dudes dick that gave him a ride. he wasn.t gay either but i guess wanted to expirement with random dudes. maybe he offered i dont know. holy shit i havent thought about that shit in so fucking long. just when you think you know a guy:/ that was about 10 years before that movie came out, and when i saw that, i cracked the fuck up.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:40:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of my best dude friends made out with eachother one time on a dare, to convince some chicks to get naked. I'm pretty sure the pretense of getting girls naked doesn't cancel out how gay it is to make out with your buddy. One of them was all about being open-minded and later let a dude blow him. Another one of my best dude friends had a threesome with his own girlfriend and another dude friend, and my buddy gave the guy a hand job somewhere in there. All these guys have girlfriends and don't otherwise act gay... I guess some people gotta touch another dude's junk once, just to know.

Also, I saw a Ween tribute band in Boulder Colorado last Saturday... the band's named something rhyming with Thelonious Monk. Pretty good... made me regret never seeing Ween in concert for real. Everybody kept yelling Poop Ship.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:53:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

There's a remote chance that I wrote about the makeout dare without remembering... I'm sure it's a pretty common occurrence though, so it was probably someone else. For me, I think the gayness/grossness creep-out factor would persist for years and outweigh the benefits when compared to a little bit of play from a cute chick. But who knows, maybe it's liberating, like drinking urine or squeezing a turd in your hand to get over your disgust toward human shit(no offense meant toward homosexuality, that's just the only example I could think up).

I think some guys get obsessed with their own crotch and really want to give themself a blow job, and eventually the fascination turns outward. Like it's not necessarily a fascination with other men. I dated a girl who was insistent that if the opportunity to have a lesbian encounter came up, she would have to take it even while we were dating, because she felt like she couldn't "know her own body" until she ate a chick out. Seems reasonable to me. She ended up being psycho, though.

shstmo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:11:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

of course that'd happen in austin.

college station ftw. :)

Dafuzz ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:18:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've never actually seen anyone with their thumb up on the side of the road before. Truthfully I'd pick them up in a heartbeat if they were heading my direction though.

I've only ever picked up people in need, and never with them asking. I remember I just got thrashed by this girl I was interested in in high school (after about 2 weeks of her goading me to tell her I liked her she replied with "good, now that we've gotten that out in the open..." and nothing else. She just wanted me to say it "ya know... cause you do,...right?") I see this guy who is riding his flat through mainstreet towards the next biggest area in our suburb. Knowing the area I pulled up next to him and asked him if he needed help. He said no, that he was just going to drive slowly up to the next gas station and fill up. I told him to wait here, and I drove ahead, found out there wasn't a air station at that gas station. I went back and told him, and insisted he pull out on the side of the road. Helped him change his flat tire and we took that and his spare and loaded them up. I drove him to the closest gas station and helped him pump his tires up, no problem. Turns out he was there because he was in the area doing a job upgrading the software at a hospital, and had stayed late to check in on his mother who was there in hospice. His wife was at some big meeting and she was waiting on him to pick her up. Basically his night would've been fucked without someone to lend him a hand.

The other time I was dropping my then girlfriend off at 3 in the morning after a rowdy fuck session, and we saw some poor guy get out of his car in nothing but a wind breaker and jeans, and it was windy as fuck and in February. After I dropped her off I went back to swing along the expressway to try and find him to see if he needed help. I thought I'd lost him, but he was shivering his ass off all of 300 yards from where I'd last seen him. His buddy told him he'd go get him some gas but he just pocketed this guys 20 bucks and bought some pot instead. This crazy motherfucker was about to try and walk 4 miles through a snowy city to try to get back to his house. Poor guy wouldn't stop thanking me the whole ride. He even smoked me out on the way.

Only time I've ever been worried was when some kid literally ran up to my car and nervously asked me to drive him to his house because his girlfriend was in trouble or some such. I hesitantly said yes (I'm a sucker for a sob story) and drove him towards his house. "It's just behind that giant superstore, the one that's closed. Yeah, just go around back near the drop offs" Ohhhhkkaaayyyy.... Then we get there, he refuses to get out, basically just kept thanking me, then asked for money because his girlfriend needs medication. At this point he's totally taking advantage of the kindness of a stranger, but I'm thinking "Shit, this motherfucker brought me behind and ABANDONED superstore in the shittiest part of town, now he's got his seatbelt off in my car" and I don't doubt he would pull a knife on me at any minute judging by how desperate he was. He got out after I'd given him my emergency stash of small bills that i keep in my visor, but damn. Never been so nervous to pick up a hitchhiker before.

introspeck ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:36:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

in nothing but a wind breaker and jeans, and it was windy as fuck and in February.

When I took my motorcycle to work one January morning, it was relatively warm. But I had to work very late, and when I got out to the parking lot at 10pm, it was definitely below freezing. I put on every bit of gear I had, and rode off. Not far down the highway, near the mall, I saw a guy in a thin cheap suit hitchhiking. I stopped. He said "oh thankyou thankyou thankyou you're the first one who's stopped I've been out here for 45 minutes and no one's stopped it's so cold!" He was shivering. Apparently he'd gone for a job interview at a restaurant, and just missed the last bus of the day. I said "I have a spare helmet but no other gear, you'll freeze, are you sure you want a ride?" and he said yes, no one else stopped so I need a ride. OK. We set off, riding 8 miles in sub-freezing weather, him in a polyester suit.

I stopped when he tapped me on the shoulder. He said he'd walk the six blocks from the highway to his house. No way I'd let him do that. He was now shivering uncontrollably. I took him to his house and waited for him to unlock the door and go in. He was hypothermic, I didn't want him to collapse on the way home.

a_wild_pidgey ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:12:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Alright, so this isnt so much us picking up a hitchhiker as our car getting commandeered. A while ago my family took a trip to mexico for a family vacation, and since the guys in our family are into all manner of outdoorsy shit, my dad set up a side trip for me and him to go fly fishing for bonefish one of the days we were there. So we rent what the resort considered a 4 wheel drive off road vehicle (a geo tracker which was literally missing the four wheel drive knob) and head off to the fishing lodge on the other side of the peninsula. The drive takes us through probably 40 to 50 miles of jungle...but aside from bottoming out our little burro a few times on the less than maintained dirt road, we make it to the fishing lodge w/o much issue.

Fast forward through an entire day of fishing to the late afternooon, and we hop back in our car and head back through the jungle. Probably 20 minutes into our drive, balls deep in the cuts of the Yucatan peninsula, out of nowhere a member of what I can only assume is the Mexican military jumps out of the bushes into the middle road and orders us to stop. As the road is only 5 feet wide w/ sheer jungle on either side, it was either stop or hit the guy; my dad chose the former. Still standing in front of the car so that we can't dive away, he starts talking at 100 miles an hour to us in spanish, roughly zero percent of which makes any goddamn sense. After probably a minute of this its vaguely apparent he wants a ride, to which my dad's first reaction is...fuck. that. shit. Upon getting the gist of my dads feelings on the matter, the dude reached into the bushes and grabbed his personal effects, one of which being an assault rifle. (i was probably 12 at the time, and thanks to rainbow six rogue spear, I was able to excitedly announce to my dumbstruck dad that the guy was rocking an HK G3).

So since we were not really in the business of telling dudes w/ assault rifles to GTFO, the dude jumped in the car and we took off. While my dad was ghost white and wondering what our headline in tomorrows paper was going to read, our new friend was absolutely ecstatic. Even though we couldn't understand a single word he was saying, (and im sure the same went for him as well), he talked for probably 20 straight minutes about god-knows-what, and generally seemed pretty pleased w/ our current arrangement. It was right about then that his motives became hilariously clear.

As we came around a corner into a clearing, we see nothing less than an entire goddamn company of the Mexican military marching though the jungle and generally looking like they hated life. At this point our buddy ducks down as low as he can in the backseat of our car, rocking the biggest shit eating grin on his face that my 12 year old self had ever seen. Ten minutes later we had passed the soldiers and reached a main road, at which point my dad decided to pull over and let our stow-away know that his free ride was over. Without any protest the dude hopped out and cruised back towards the jungle to apparently wait for the rest of his buddies arrive.

True story.

tl;dr - mexican soldier semi-commandeers our car in the middle of the jungle to bail on his marching duties. Although it scared the shit outta my dad at first, cant say I blame the guy.

cobramaster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:49:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ha, totally worth reading these buried comments.

[deleted] ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 02:33:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

THATS NOT A PUN. AT ALL

I_LOVE_ANAL_SEX ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 03:54:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, but I think I will start using that every time I need to refer to some Mexicans (no pun intended)

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:07:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Or even racism in general.

HEY THAT NIGGER (NO PUN INTENDED) TOOK MY BIKE.

bitingmyownteeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking Jews (no pun intended) RULE the world, Sheeple (no pun intended), OPEN YOUR EYES!

ImHereToReddit ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:31:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
P4R4D0C5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
UnmitigatedTemerity ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:53:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When in Rome.

alpacaBread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Go on..

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:37:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Which is ironic, considering he was at the bus stop at the time (no pun intended.)

qazadex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:57:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My buddy and I picked up a hitchhiker on the way back from White Sands Missile Range; we'd brought pizza for his co-workers who were on guard there. On the way back, this guy flags us down, tells us his car is busted, so we pick him up and drive him into town. That's when he tells us he left his wife and infant child in the car. Don and I look at each other, knowing this is a bad stretch of road, but we're in the wrong lane and we're too far to turn around anyway.

We end up getting his tools, driving back, figuring out we can't get the car to go on its own. Don puts them up for a couple of days while their car gets fixed (because that's the hell of a guy that he is) and they get back on the road at that point. I think they were grad students at NMSU or something.

RambleMan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:33:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was waiting for Wesley Snipes to be a drag queen. Good story. :)

7ate9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

...you're supposed to say "Good story bro"...

Smithy021 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

/wave fellow new mexican!

Krysmace ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:51:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've never picked up a hitchhiker, but I have been one numerous times. On one occasion, I'd been touring with a local punk band from Washington state(I was a roadie, by the way). After touring from our first stop in Medford, Oregon, and hitting every small venue we could find that also had us booked for a possible set down the west coast all the way to Chula Vista, the band decided they wanted to take a longer road trip east into the desert and possibly find Nevada, which was a horrible idea seeing as how these guys didn't know how to read a map.

I knew it was a bad idea at the time, and voiced that fact twice. Twice is as far as I go with advice if it's the same people I'm talking to. I'd never been to Nevada before, so I just said fuck it. They refused to read a map themselves, but every time I advised them on a direction to go, they agreed. A little over 11 miles into Nevada, the shitty van broke down. It was nearing 9 at night, so the owner of the van(Sean, the bassist) decided that we should camp in it overnight and abandon it in the morning.

I woke up to find that the band had abandoned me too(curse my heavy sleeping habits at the time). Needless to say, I was pissed. A message on my phone told me that they'd stood in front of a truck until the driver let them on. The only valuable item they left was a relatively small but expensive amp. Knowing that I would have my revenge later, but being a loyal roadie, I took it with me on the walk.

The trip to a truck stop was thoroughly uneventful, but consisted of me walking I-don't-know-how-many miles with my thumb to the road. I didn't get a ride. At the truck stop, however, I found a guy called Gus(at least that's what his belt buckle said; I never called him by his name or asked him what it was). I just asked a group of guys who looked like truckers if they were headed north at all. Gus spoke up and confirmed that he was headed to a town in Washington called Tumwater. If you've been there, you understand that the name, as stupid as it sounds, is actually more exciting than the town itself. I only had a few twenties, but it would be more than enough to pay for gas along the way. Up to this point, all the drivers I'd seen along this stretch of road had treated me the way you'd expect people to treat hitchhikers. I said to him, "You aren't wary of me, or suspect that I might do something horrible?" I tell ya: I'll never forget that look of total badassery. He made a small smile and patted a gun holster at his hip.

Everything was going pretty well, and the Gus even made small talk. None of that uncomfortable silence you get with strangers sometimes. It wasn't until we'd almost reached the state line between Oregon and Washington that something...happened.

Gus was ranting on about how money's becoming useless and we'll eventually be a third-world country when he put on the brakes hard and there was a BAM! He'd hit a deer, in broad daylight, with people everywhere. I had never seen a deer hit before, even though I'd lived in Washington a few years, so I was like oh shit oh shit. He stepped out of the cab, looked at the deer, then turned to me and said, "Fuckin' delicious! Come on. Help me with this."

Helping consisted of holding the carcass while he chopped the shit out of it with a big knife. Remember: this was in the middle of the day. Not even 15 minutes went by before a state patrol car stopped behind Gus' truck. I was like, "Dude. Po-lice." I pulled out a cigarette as the closest thing to a diversion as I thought was possible given the circumstances. Gus was covered in blood and I looked like a hoodlum too many days without a shower, which was half-right. The patrol officer dude looked at us, then the deer, glowered at Gus and told him, "You should be using a serrated edge." I think 'promptly' is a good word to describe the way the officer left. I just stood there thinking 'What the fuck just happened?'

Gus had a few unused pallets for cargo shit in his truck that he put a sheet of plastic over to hold the deer. We ate venison the whole way into Tumwater, which was pretty epic compared to vienna sausage, my dining experience up until that 4-point buck. At the motel, because Tumwater doesn't have hotels, Gus told me that he needed me to stay until the deer meat was all gone or take it with me, with the latter being less likely. Hauling the deer husk into the woods in the middle of the night was a lot more comforting than assisting a former butcher and present hunter to perform his task in broad fucking daylight.

When I got back to get my share of the deer meat and say later to Gus, he told me that he does that kind of shit all the time, and that picking up hitchhikers is something that only armed crazies like him should do on a regular basis. As a farewell, he handed me the knife he used for the deer. He looked down at the ground, then back at my face and said, "If I see you hitchhiking in Nevada again after what you told me about your friends, I'll fuckin kill you." Yeah, he really was crazy. I never ran so fast away from a person, and I'm no pushover.

I still have the knife to this day.

I left the amp in Gus' truck.

Fuck.

linkin22luke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:32 on April 11, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

what happened with your band?

Krysmace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:50 on April 14, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

I helped them out for about two months after that. Then I put together a band of my own and did the frontman thing for a bit. It was short-lived, but what can I say? I'm a really bad singer.

colloquy ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 03:04:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My friend used to walk to work carrying an empty gas can. He always got picked up.

Johnny_Cotton ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:11:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Genius. I try the same thing with empty condom wrappers, but it never gets me laid

bitingmyownteeth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have a "Wallet Philosophy":

I spend all my money so that there is more space in my wallet for more money to spend.

syuk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:16:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great hack - you can get foldable gas cans here but they are only one use. Would be a good thing to chuck into your backpack if it was re-collapsible.

jbigboote ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:02:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

one night I got off work pretty late, probably around midnight. I lived in a not-great part of a not-great town, but this area was commercial and not bad. I saw a waitress walking across the road, much older than me, and she looked so tired. I could totally empathize because I felt exactly that tired as well. so I rolled up to her and asked if she needed a ride. she briefly sized me up, and got in. After we settled where she was headed, she told me, "you shouldn't pick up strangers." I replied to her, "you shouldn't take rides from them either." and that was all we said for the rest of the ride (probably 10-15 minutes).

CelebornX ยท 456 points ยท Posted at 02:18:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. Terrible idea.

I was driving back into town one day and see this car on the side of the rode about 30 minutes out. A little bit later I see this guy in a business suit carrying a duffel bag, so I slowed down cause I figured I was close and it's just some dude whose car ran out of gas a little too soon. Anyway, I pull over, he throws his bag in the back of my car, and I'm like "Hey, where you headed?" He just glares at me and says, "Just take me into town." So I was a little nervous and pretty annoyed. Then for some dumb reason I asked him what he had in the bag and he said "None of your fucking business." So the whole rest of the drive I'm just thinking this can't be real...thank god it was still light out...I was getting more and more nervous. We get into town, I stop at the first gas station cause I want him out of there as soon as possible at this point...and I drive away and make it home alive.....Then later I go out to get my shit out of my car and realized the guy left his fuckin bag.

[deleted] ยท 276 points ยท Posted at 02:30:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So what was in the bag? Did you take it back to him? You can't just end the story without telling.

CelebornX ยท 942 points ยท Posted at 02:36:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

None of your fucking business.

[deleted] ยท 437 points ยท Posted at 03:08:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Epic troll.

rufusjones ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 05:25:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

an epic troll was in the bag? was he dead or alive?

bitingmyownteeth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:38:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All trolls appear to be alive, but are actually dead.

Crayform ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 04:53:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Epic attempt.

fiftyseven ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 03:45:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Right outta the park!

Dr_Octagonapus ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 03:46:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Flawless win

cran ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 04:04:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was easily one of the best trolls I've ever seen, and I've been BBSing (where trolling was invented) since the 80's. Pure win.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's a really old joke that has been around since before BBS, surprised no one else seems to have heard it.

cran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't say the joke came from BBSes, I said it was the best troll I've seen, and online trolling started in the BBS days.

Words, words, words ... what do they all mean?

ThePickleMan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:45:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I know what's in it:

A perfect 3d model of you and the hitchhiker, complete with tiny paper speech bubbles. Guess what the hitchhiker's holding?

A BAG

desi_drifter395 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:37:10 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
ThePickleMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:02 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Deeper than 2 LEVELS?

desi_drifter395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:09 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds you might be a fan of this guy

jqpeub ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:45:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

BOOM HEAD SHOT!

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:00:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's probably a coincidence, but I heard this exact same joke on a radio show in Connecticut a few months ago.

find_a_cause ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:02:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

like a BOSS!

senescent ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:39:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

was it anything like this: se7en - final scene?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:35:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm reminded of the Radiohead's video for "Just"

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:51:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

HI FIVE

die_troller ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:51:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that was a thing of beauty, dude. I am in awe.

PiaJr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:43:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

BOOM!

zem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:10:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

epic win!

whatevers_clever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
unlikelystory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck yes! A friend of mine trolled me with this story once. I totally fell for it. I've tried to tell it to other people several times, but I'm never quite convincing enough.
Kudos for pulling it off online!

[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 03:53:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

fell for the bait.

master_baiter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:21:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I think I have to forfeit my name now.

checkers7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:57:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

wooosh

nikcub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:14:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

boss's dirty laundry

revenz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Its a TRAP!

akbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

u just gotta ask :D thanks for the laugh

burntfrog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:47:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awwww! What's in the bag!!!?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:05:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
Hindu_Wardrobe ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:46:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT. WAS. IN. THE. BAG. You must tell.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:21:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cats in the bag.

atheist_creationist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:37:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Disco ball.

menicknick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Some wardrobe. I think it was Hindu.

Hindu_Wardrobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ha-haaaaa.

menicknick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I read that as Nelson, from the Simpsons.

roytheanatomist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

WHO WAS PHONE?

[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 03:53:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

none of your fucking business.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:43:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

what was in the bag?

Southern_Yankee2010 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
asthehourglassturns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was fucking awesome!

StickyPants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And then you realised he had your car.

BTW, rode != road.

khail250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure if you are trolling by not saying what was in the bag, I also am not sure why i care so damn much about what was in the bag, but please tell me

oishi_oishi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

so tell me, who was bag?

areascontrol ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:55:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have picked up hitchhikers, but I'll add my sweet story about roadside assistance. Late one winter night, I decided to visit my mother. She was living in a pretty shitty neighborhood having recently separated from my father. She lived on a dead end that the city didn't bother plowing much. I got down there, realized her car wasn't there and tried to turn around to go home. I got REALLY stuck. Young, female, alone at night in a shitty place. Out of nowhere, like four young black guys showed up- thug looking. They approached my car without saying anything, me feeling like a sitting duck. And then they just pushed me out.

TLDR: Stereotype blown.

[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 00:17:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
RockinRoel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:35:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was kind of expecting this.

Verser ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:51:40 on December 13, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've always wondered If people actually give rides like they do in movies. In the back of my mind I'm always thinking of going on a adventure through the states and wonder if I'd ever be able to hitch a ride to the next town or station.

Backstrom ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:58:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You should read On The Road by Jack Kerouac if you never have.

Verser ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:04:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I searched the book, looks like a good read, thank you my good sir.

ContentWithOurDecay ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'd suggest Dharma Bums as well, it's actually better.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I can't say better. To me it really lagged when he got all mystical and sat in the woods for twenty pages.

Don't get me wrong-- it's a great book with great, great parts in it, but for me it doesn't compare with the crazy, experimental perfection that is On The Road.

ContentWithOurDecay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:12:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was one of my favorite parts, probably because I'm into meditation though. Are you not?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No. What I am in I would not qualify as meditation. I just think he loses the dynamic poetry of prose when he stagnates and goes on about how he cured his mother with meditation.

Two very different styles from one author, though-- no real right answer. I did enjoy his time on Desolation Peak and climbing the mountain with jaffy, however (as well as many other parts).

pomo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Which is the one where he talks about washing your ass rather than wiping for like 5 pages? I just finished On the Road and am now plowing through The Subterranians (that is a bit of a slog, his stream of consciousness stuff is not as good as the prose in OtR imho).

Backstrom ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:06:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That book made me want to travel the country by hitchhiking. Kerouac did it in the 1950s though. I don't know how viable it is today.

santaclausonvacation ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:27:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I do it all the time.

Just finished a 12,000 km trip through Europe.

Hitch-hiking is a fun and safe way to live off your wits and a small budget :)

ContentWithOurDecay ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:43:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just finished a 12,000 km trip through Europe.

That'd be why it's easier.

santaclausonvacation ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:47:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ha ha, yeah, hitching in Europe is FUN.

However, I have plenty of hitching experience in the US, and it is easy as well. Although, I'm a West Coaster and I have never tried hitching in the East Coast.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:48:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

North East = sucks. South East = Most of the time I get where I want to go pretty fast.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:13:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hitched around the US (~10,000 miles) this summer, and I will tell you that it is by far easier to hitch on the west coast. There are many more chill people that will pick you up because they either hitched themselves, wanted company, or were just frankly bored. I tend to find people in the heartland mostly pick you up to bring Jesus in your miserable little life.

In some parts of the east (mostly new england) no one hitches and many people don't understand the thumbs out signal. Then again if you stick around truck stops it doesn't really matter where you are.

santaclausonvacation ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:17:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Good to know. I've always wondered about a hitching trip through the East. I'm not too big of a fan of the south, so I've been thinking about challenging my perceptions. Only thing is, I'm afraid of them being confirmed :)

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:31:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Only one way to find out...

SouthernSherlock ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:59:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The South is actually a very friendly area, even to hitchers. Yeah, you're gonna run into some who want to save your soul and some who are just pricks, but where won't you find those people? Oh, and if they offer to feed you a homecooked meal, you're surely in for a treat!

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, this is what I am hoping for. I plan on doing it, but I don't like the gun culture or the stereotypes of the south.

My stereotypes about the southeast are the strongest I have for anyone anywhere in the world. I think it may be because of the history of racial unrest, the gun culture, and the fact that they are completely fucking up our country with their bullshit republican support.

SouthernSherlock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, as far as the gun culture goes, it's very prevalent down here, but not really in a bad way. Most of us have guns, but we see them more as tools than weapons. (Though the right situation will bring the latter use to our minds quite rapidly.) Now as far as the bullshit republican't support, you have to realize that a lot of that is what gets reported on the news because it makes great sound bites, feeds the political machine and boosts ratings. the majority of us are pretty much middle of the road when it comes to politics, just conservative when it comes to spending by the government. I hope you can let the stereotypes for the south and southeast go and that you have a good trip. Like I said, there are assholes everywhere, we don't have the monopoly on them down here.

P.S. You might even have better luck getting rides down here because most of us are armed and aren't as worried about you trying something stupid. =D

santaclausonvacation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, in my brain I know most of this to be true. It is one of my life goals to challenge stereotypes and preconceived notions. I would say that one of the last bastions of negative stereotypes in my brain is in regards to the Southeast.

But then again, I come from the West Coast. I've never been to the Southeast (and not spent much time in the Northeast either). Maybe the next time there is a Rainbow somewhere in the south (or as my Mexican friend says "up north") I will make the trip. I would sincerely love to have a great time and disprove many of my own stereotypes.

SouthernSherlock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, if it ever looks like you're going to make it into Mississippi, be sure to send a yell and I'll do my best to hook you up with a ride. No promises on the spliff (depends on whether or not I'm holding when you need the ride lol) and I'm not giving you a handjob. Especially since you never brought me that dirt bike, ya fat bastard!

otis_the_drunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

there is an annual hitchhiking race that runs right through the south every year. i had some friends run it this last season. i have a team put together and i'm going next year.

SouthernSherlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I might have to help y'all out if at all possible lol.

otis_the_drunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

google "aaron bell hitchhiking" if you can't find my post about it above. it's actually a really cool story in the slideshow.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hope you created this account just to go around and deductively explain Southern Life to people where "the South" is mentioned. The-- i would love you.

SouthernSherlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I actually created this account two months ago to explain to someone that the War Between the States was not entirely or even primarily about slavery. But I have been doing my best to educate the masses since then on the virtues of Southern Paradise.

watitdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not to hijack the thread way down here, but as a fellow Southerner and history buff (about the only thing I am qualified to be after getting a bachelors), I find it hard to divorce slavery from the equation of why the Civil War happened. I scrolled through your history but I guess I didn't go back far enough to see your points on why it wasn't.

But I agree that the Southerners are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. We have our history, not all of it good, but we have come a long way since then. We're not all ignorant gun-toting maniacs like we're often made out to be.

SouthernSherlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:32:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Don't feel too bad, it was way back there on my posts. Basically, my stance is that slavery was a minor cause for the Civil War, just not as big a cause as the unfair economic policies that were being placed upon the South at that time, as evidenced by the fact that the Emancipation Proclamation was not issued until almost three years after the war started.

And no one has an entirely good history. :)

watitdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Interesting. That seems to be a more nuanced approach than some that I have seen on reddit on the subject, but I don't think that it fully encapsulates the importance of slavery in the start of the Civil War.

First off, you are correct to imply that the North did not go into the war with the purpose of eliminating slavery. But I don't think this means that slavery was just a minor cause of the war.

As you say, there were more differences in the North and South than just being slave and non-slave states. There had been profound differences in culture, religion, and obviously climate between the two regions dating back to their first settlement. This helped to foster the deep sectionalism between the two. Not to mention that there were states right's issues primarily over tariffs, which were to the detriment of the South but the benefit of the North. But I would argue that while these were present, they did not overshadow slavery as an issue. If this were the case, I believe the South would have seceded during the Nullification Crisis where they were dealing with a much worse tariff regime under the Tariff of 1828 (affectionately called the Tariff of Abominations, of course).

Slavery was the one issue that they could not come to a compromise with, everyone knew it would be a painful change. Because slaves were property, and therefore a lot of the wealth of Southern planters was tied up in them. If slavery was abolished, it would be unlikely that they would recoup a lot of that investment. As for the majority for men that were not slaveholders, they too were convinced they had a role in the system. There were many white men who worked as slave handlers, since plantation owners didn't handle such affairs themselves. There was also a social impact to slavery. Poor whites could feel like they weren't the lowest rung on the ladder since they would never be lower than the black slave was. Furthermore, there was widespread fear that if the slaves were freed that it would destabilize Southern society with crime and would also damage the labor market. These fears were adequately spread amongst the populace, and with the help of the related sectionalism, helped to bring whites to the cause of secession. This would also explain why in areas with few plantations and few slaves like the Appalachians, there was so much resistance to the secession cause - they knew they had no part in the system as it was and would gain nothing from secession.

Abraham Lincoln made no promises as a candidate that he would free the slaves. He did propose a moratorium on the creation of new slave states, but this was more to keep the South "Slave Power" states from having equal power in Congress in comparison to the North, not to begin to dismantle slavery. But when Lincoln was elected, Southern leaders took this as a sign that the U.S. was in short time going to abolish slavery. They organized the secession before Lincoln was even inaugurated and had raised militias like the one at Fort Sumter in South Carolina that fired the first shots of the war. CSA Vice President Alexander Hamilton gave the famous Cornerstone Speech in March of 1861 that mentioned that the cause of the present disunion was slavery and that the subordination of the black man was the cornerstone of their society.

When Lincoln became President, he had one mission and one mission only: maintain the Union at all costs. He didn't care about slavery at all at the time. He allowed the Border States to continue the practice as long as they remained loyal to the Union. It wasn't until 1863 after the slim victory at Gettysburg that Lincoln embraced the emancipation of slaves as an intended consequence of the war. This was not only to bolster moral support in the North and internationally (like in Europe where slavery had been abolished many years prior), but also to begin to tear at the fabric of the enemy's war machine, which at it's base was made up of the unpaid labor of black slaves. Lincoln himself said that he could never see himself as an equal to a black man, but he was a political and military opportunist, so this was something he went forward with. But even then, the Border States that were part of the Union were allowed to keep their slaves until the 13th Amendment was passed after the war.

After 1863, the North's narrative changed permanently to the position that they fought to free the slaves, even though that wasn't really the case at the start of hostilities. This nuance is often overlooked by casual students of history, but you seem to have seized upon it quite well.

But, just as the North's narrative changed, so did the South's. The defeated Southerners were dejected at their loss and the subsequent subjugation that occurred under the Reconstruction regime. This facilitated the development of the Lost Cause Myth which called the Civil War "the war of Northern Aggression," and, as you mentioned, "the War Between the States." It emphasized the bravery and prowess of Confederate soldiers and generals, and how they didn't stand a chance against the larger and better armed North. But most importantly, it seized upon the idea of state's rights as why the war was fought, and deemphasized slavery as a cause. As mentioned earlier, state's rights had been an issue in earlier crises like the Nullification Crisis, but it never actually came to secession in those earlier crises. Furthermore, ir argued that slavery was a benign institution that black slaves actually enjoyed in many ways.

This has echoed throughout our history. Now the ideologies of each side at the beginning of the war have been turned on their head. With the upcoming 150th anniversary of the war, we have already seen the emergence of re-energized pro-Confederates that are espousing state's rights ideals as an extension of their present Tea Party politics. It is another example of people reshaping history to suit their modern objectives.

tl;dr - The North and South did have differences other than slavery. The North didn't begin the war wanting to stop slavery, they wanted to maintain the Union. The South seceded from the U.S. and started the war to protect slavery. Their intentions have been skewed in the years hence by those who wish to frame the narrative as a North anti-slavery and South pro-state's rights' motivation for war, when neither of those are the whole truth.

SouthernSherlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not TL;DR, that would be rude lol. I agree with you on much of what you said; there are actually just a few key points in the differences of our opinions. If you want the short version of my rebuttal, it's basically this:

Slavery was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

Also, I use the phrase "War Between the States" because in my opinion the conflict did not and does not meet the definition of a civil war.

otis_the_drunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i got to go to tent revival with some folks who picked me up once. it was awesome! like a big funky mosh pit for jesus.

SouthernSherlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, and you can meet some nice women at those, too!

Zooph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Especially if that homecooked meal has been cooking since 6 am.

I miss my Nana...

She made these beans with a ham hock that she'd cook for at least three days and would KILL you for trying them early.

Lost a lot of relatives that way.

SouthernSherlock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Yeah, when Nana says leave the food alone, you leave the food alone! =D

Zooph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:44 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"It's not done yet!!!"

But when they were, damn they were the best green beans I've ever had in my life.

Been trying for years but still unable to replicate the taste.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dude-- just one thing I can't get past: the south is amazing some of the best food best people you will ever meet are down south. Give it a shot (again, if necessary).

otis_the_drunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:02:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you'll appreciate this. . . i made it from little rock to phoenix in about three days. left out at 6pm on a tuesday and made it home by 10am friday. it was a killer run.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:03:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

nice, how many rides did it take?

otis_the_drunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

nine or ten if i remember correctly. one ride was all the way from amarillo to flagstaff with this old cowboy couple. they had no money and a quarter tank of gas when they picked me up. i chipped in $15, we got gas vouchers from a casino, one of them bummed up a ten spot, and after midnight they got some money on their card from SSI or something. we ate sandwiches out of a cooler, drank beer, and talked classic country music the whole way. james and pam. they were really sweet.

Malfeasant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i had a worse time getting picked up 30 miles outside of houston (a day and a half) than i ever did around new england (maybe an hour tops). both times i was walking due to a broken down bicycle.

ContentWithOurDecay ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:08:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Stories? Tips? I'm a huge Kerouac fan and would love to pick your brain.

sidecontrol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty easy getting rides on the East Coast as well. The difference is that rides tend to be shorter as the EC is just more dense. For instance, when I was hitching through Montana, you get people going a couple hundred miles to the next place.

Compare that from hitching from DC to Boston, you get a lot of people who are maybe headed to Baltimore, or Philly, New York etc.

In my experience, as far the US goes, the bible belt is the easiest to get rides in. Oh yeah, and Ohio is like a black hole. Hard as hell to hitch out of, and the cops will fuck with you.

tigerraaaaandy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

errr, safe? not particularly. fun and cheap though.

fireburt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Do you just camp out and cook your own food while you're on the road?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Can I ask: is hitching in Europe the same as we generally understand it in the States? i.e. you stick out your thumb? Or are there any differences to protocol over the Atlantic?

santaclausonvacation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry. You're not allowed to ask that question. Any other question is fine though.

The only difference is that you have to learn some phrases in the local language, and I generally use a sign and ask at gas stations.

aksupra7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:28:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've found that there are lots of people on craigslist that just offer rides. "Heading to Chicago on Febtober 14th, anyone need a lift?" Europe has giant web networks of that kind of thing already established, so it was nice to see it sprouting in the US. Also, We have tons of cars and it's a shame so many travelers are driving by themselves.

otis_the_drunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:47:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I hitchhike a good bit. People do sometimes give rides like in the movies. I've had friends who got rides ridiculous distances.

LegoMyEgo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:30:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The only time was last year, I picked up a little old lady, she needed a ride to the hospital to see her son. She was ESL, and not that good at it. It wasn't far out of my way, and she was very thankful.

rhifooshwah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:53:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Those are the ones that'll get'cha. The little old ladies.

Nosty85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was sooo hoping for "And then she fucking stabbed me."

I_LOVE_ANAL_SEX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, so Esperanto does have a use!

punx777 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:33:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My mom tells me of how her and her first husband picked up a hitchhiker, everything went well, he got off at his destination or whatever. And they look back where he was sitting and there was a huge knife!

sidecontrol ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:03:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have done a good deal of hitch hiking. I once also lost my knife in a car. It sucked. Your out there camping and realize you lost your damn knife because it fell out of your pocket or whatever.

I feel bad for that dude, what if a bear attacked him that night?

I then switched to carrying a large buck knife on my right side, so that a car that stopped for me could see that I had a large knife. Just having a large knife does not mean that you WANT to hurt anyone.

otis_the_drunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i did the same exact thing, i shit you naught. . . lost my pocket knife in someone's car and started carrying a large buck knife. i figured that an obvious weapon seemed less dangerous.

otis_the_drunk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:07:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

free knife! fuck yeah!

EvilTom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:16:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Never leave knives on the seat, if a hitchhiker gets hurt you're looking at a big lawsuit!

c9silver ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:18:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A bit long but a good story of me hitchhiking:

So my friends and I decide to go on an interior camping trip in the east end of Algonquin provincial park. Most people do a loop through the lakes so they leave where they entered, but we wanted to cover more distance and see more scenery. So we parked one car at the final destination, piled into the 2nd car, and continued to drive to the spot where we'd put our canoes in. These gravel roads wind through the park are near nothing other than trees, bears, moose, and other various wild animals. Not even other campers. So we set off for our 5 day trip. The whole time I got made fun of because I was super paranoid of bears and carried bear-mace handy in my pack. After 5 days of canoe and portaging, and after being super dehydrated from lack of fresh water (the final day we stayed on a lake with stagnant water), we finally reached our final destination. Too exhausted to feel triumphant, we started heading for the car which was parked in a vacated gravel lot. Only- when we got to the car, the owner realized she left her keys in my car which was at the beginning of our 5 day trip, some ridiculous distance away.

My heart dropped. I knew what I had to do. At 3pm I started walking by myself along this gravel road towards the car, hoping someone would drive by in the right direction. "For comparison purposes, [Algonquin] is about one and a half times the size of Prince Edward Island or the US state of Delaware and about a quarter the size of Belgium." - wikipedia. 15-20 min into the hike i realized all I had brought with me was a nalgene full of water. I left my bear mace in my pack. I knew that the second the sun went down, bears and coyote would inhabit the road.. and all i had to defend myself was some bottled water and the stones i was walking on. Great.

A little over half an hour into the walk and I've seen tons of cars going in the opposite direction, but none in my own. Finally I see a white pickup truck heading in my way so I promptly stick my thumb out. The truck pulls over, the door opens and I see two guys in their 40s, one with a Q ball head with a creepy grin and the other with a mullet and a knife on his waist in a snake-skin hilt. I remember at that moment thinking "Great- This is how i'm going to die". But after hesitating for a split second, I figured my chances were better with them than the bears.

I got to chatting with them and they turned out to be really nice guys. Fishing buddies who came up to Algonquin together. Told some great stories. We came up to the roughly 6km road where my car was parked at the end and I told them to drop me off there and i'd walk but they said "no way, you'll die.. get eaten by a bear" and without hesitation drove me all the way to my car. I couldn't thank them enough and tried to offer them money for gas at least but they wouldn't take it. I'll always remember what the bald one said: "one day you'll be driving along and some kid will be hitch hiking at the side of the road. You'll pick him up and that'll be good enough for us"

TL;DR; Hitch hiking in the middle of Algonquin provincial park and got picked up by some sketchy looking guys and thought I was done for. They turned out to be some pretty awesome dudes.

otis_the_drunk ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:32:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i've done over 60,000 miles on a thumb and it's guys like you that keep me doing it. things have gotten pretty bad for me on the road at times (robbed once or twice, police hassles, sleeping out in bad weather) but every time i'm grumbling and cold and pissed and telling myself i'll never do it again, some guys like you and your friend show up and renew my faith in humanity.

spend three days on foot. as soon as those brake lights spark up and that one decent human being pulls off to the shoulder, it's better than christmas.

'thank you' just doesn't seem to cover it. may the road gods bless you, my friend.

csw ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:06:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My friend and I saw a girl at a greyhound station in Gainesville that's no longer there. She looked tired, fresh off the bus and far enough from places friends were likely to live.

We stopped, she got in and as we started driving we asked where she was going and she asked where we were headed. We were off to the library, but she must have a destination. She asked about going to one of our places or perhaps a hotel. It took a couple more circles of questions before I realized she was working when we stopped. So we doubled back, gave her $20 for taking her off the market for a few minutes, and let her get back to scoring tricks.

TL;DR, picked up a hitchhiker who was actually a casually dressed prostitute

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:10:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In my childhood, my Dad and I were driving down the country side of North Carolina, and a Grandmother was walking down the road in what seemed to be the middle of nowhere. It was around 1:00 PM when we picked her up and she had been walking since 8 AM with a large backpack. She was on her way to see she her granddaughter. My dad told her she could have a ride and we took her to her daughter's house. While speaking with her in the car, we also learned she was a native american woman who grew up in the area.

I once picked up a hitchhiker when I was 19. I was on a camping trip once and driving to my next location, which happened to be the NOC. He turned out to be a River Guide, so we drove him to work, got out of the car, and went white water rafting.

PWnNO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nantahala Outdoor Center? If so I don't think many people will know what that is; if not then NVM. Also, I love backpacking in that area.

tiltawhirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ha, I hadn't thought of this until I saw the NOC. There was some adventure race up there (I was visiting a local friend) and there were people lost and hitchiking everywhere, along with the FBI and ATF looking for Eric Rudolph. What a zoo.

I picked up some very tired people who had been lost for days due to the adventure race going all to hell.

andrewsmith1986 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:37:42 on December 13, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yea, I used to offer random people who were obviously walking to my university rides.

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:36:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was in college there was a transit strike so I just went to the bus stop and stuck out my thumb, same as every other student. I got to school way faster than I did on the bus, for weeks. Had to kind of time it with the heavy school traffic though.

ellipsisoverload ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I found this was quite common in Poland, lots of people i passed (on my bicycle) at bus stops had their thumbs out... I saw one guy three times in one day, and a three people twice in one day...

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That reminds me, it's always funny to ride by hitchhikers on a bike and give them the twirly "no free seats" signal to let them know politely that you can't give them a ride. Bonus points if you have at least one other person on your bike already.

andrewsmith1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:37:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My gf used to bitch at me about it, so I would pick them up after I dropped her off.

emolosesgirl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:35:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always wish for people like you on cold days... it never happens.

andrewsmith1986 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:38:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I actually rarely stopped to pick up girls.

Maybe 10% of the time.

Major_Major_Major ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:15:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And 10% of the time, it worked every time.

7ate9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:45:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dear sir,

If you are still offering random people, I may be interested. If you have other varieties, please let me know, but I will gladly take one that is walking to your university rides.

Because I am concerned the question might arise, do you mind explaining how one rides a university? I don't have much experience with university rides.

regards,

7ate9

Nitpickinggrammarnaziextraordinaire

SanchoMandoval ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:28:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've only picked up hitchhikers a few times. In theory I'd like to but... safety reasons and all. Anyway the most recent hitchhiker I saw was this kind of biker type, leather jacket, pony tail, tattoos... and a black eye patch. If you had to construct the most dangerous, untrustworthy looking hitchhiker possible, it would look a lot like that guy. I wanted to help him out and I'm sure chances are he meant me no harm but wow... I just kept going.

Makatiel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:23:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Another story...I am full of them.

I was on I-5 again, at the north on ramp for Weed, California...I shit you not, that is a real place and easily verifiable....this crazy logger guy dropped me off, and the very first car to come by stopped to pick me up.
It was an expensive-looking brand-new truck, but the guys inside were these two huge tattooed bikers. Normally in that sorta thing I just sat by the door and got ready to jump...but these guys told me I was sitting bitch and glared in a way that....well, they scared the fuck out of me. We drove for 2 hours north to Yreka, where we stopped for gas. Any attempt at conversation was met with stone silence from the driver, or the mantra of "52 trucks, 52 weeks, 52 towns...we will make a million fucking dollars." from the passenger. When we stopped at Yreka, I seriously considered running, but I was going to seattle and they had done not a thing other than be crazy odd. So I hopped back in, and the madness continued.
About 4 hours..or 6..we got to Eugene. The driver pulled over under an overpass and said..."hey. we are going to a meeting. You got the balls to come or should I leave you here" (I pharaphase a bit, it was a scary invite more than 10 years ago) I said...leave me here. and off they went.

40ozToFreedom ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 03:03:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes I did it once and I'll never do it again.

I just got off of an 11pm work shift and had to drive 15 minutes home. I stopped at a gas station and a 30-35 year old African American male said he was stranded and needed a car ride back to his house to get money. I knew the story sounded weird but I said hey what the hell let's help this guy out. I had half a joint left and sparked it up and offered him some. He took a hit with me and we continued on our way. As we were driving he was really fidgety and anxious. He kept rubbing his leg back and forth and rubbing the back of his head as if he was waiting for something. I thought to myself god damn it this guy is going to rob me. My son was a few months old at the time and his rattle was rattling in his empty car seat in the back. I told the guy about it and talked a little about my son. The dude was making me nervous by his body language. I told myself I'd flip the truck over before he'd steal my shit. I had my seat belt on and he didn't. I ended up taking the guy to this neighborhood and he was looking at all these houses. I kept asking if that's the one or not because the dude had me on high alert at this point. Just a weird situation. Anyway, he asked me for some money so I gave him $10.

I'm pretty sure he wanted to rob me by his behavior in the car. I'd like to think between smoking him out, my son's rattle making noises, and me giving him $10 he changed his mind. I still remember his face and looked for him on the news or newspaper. Never again will I give a stranger a ride home. Fuck that.

otis_the_drunk ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 06:44:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

even though I AM a hitch hiker, i still won't pick up people in the city. there's public transit, friends and family members, or just sucking it up and walking. i figure that if the ride would last less than ten minutes, why the hell wouldn't these folks be walking?

cobramaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Very true. Judge the situation, not just the person. Good point.

diggexpat ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 04:56:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He was probably working up the nerve to ask you for money. If he wanted to rob you, he could have done it pretty easily.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:32:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he was nervous because you kept giving him the hairy eyeball and he wasn't sure what you were up to.

40ozToFreedom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's true he could of been. I don't know man my instincts told me different. It was strange.

lukeatron ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:44:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I had a pretty similar experience. Same sort of behavior. The guy eventually told me to stop on some side street then informed he was robbing me. I told him I'd give him 20 bucks if he just got of the car. He obliged. He was a black guy between 40 and 60, it was hard to tell because he had obviously done a lot of hard living. He had a huge friggin dent in his skull that he explained to me was the result of getting hit with a pipe some years ago. He didn't have any weapons as far as I could tell and would most assuredly have come out on the losing end of any scuffle that would have been necessary to actually rob me. I just didn't want to deal with the bullshit so I threw money at the problem. I'm more leery about who I'll pick up now. People like that ruin things for the vast majority of people who are decent folk.

tora22 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:58:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not everyone just chills out with MJ. He was probably having a mild anxiety attack.

cobramaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Born on the same day. Very nice! And what a wonderful day it was.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's not really hitchhiking, that's picking up some weirdo at a gas station.

strolls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There are all kinds of ways in life that you might encounter sketchy people - you just have to read their body-language and follow your instincts. Maybe if you have to hitch-hike yourself sometime, you'll reconsider your decision. If you ever do, then people obviously hitch-hiking long-distance (on interstates) are less likely to be blatant rip-off artists, as are people just walking down the side of the road in the middle of nowhere.

Sheol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I told myself I'd flip the truck over before he'd steal my shit. I had my seat belt on and he didn't.

What sort of terrible logic is that? You'd be out a truck, rather than the forty dollars or whatever in your wallet.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:38:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's the principle.

I'll be damned if someone's going to rob me and get away with it. With a seatbelt on, your chances of survival are exponentially higher than the guy who isn't wearing one if you intentionally crash the truck, and the only story the cops will ever hear will be your side.

Thuglife.

r00kie ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

With a seatbelt on, your chances of survival are exponentially higher than the guy who isn't wearing one

Not when the 200 pounds of unstrapped down meat slams into you at 45 miles an hour.

roaddogg2k2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:14:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

200 pounds of unstrapped down meat slams into you at 45 miles an hour.

Sounds dirty...

SamWhite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:03:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The relative speed between you and the passenger will be near zero, not 45 mph.

r00kie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That'd be true if there was only a single vector of travel in a car accident, which is never the case.

SamWhite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You appear to have pulled 45 mph out of thin air, and in car accident where one person is wearing a seatbelt and another isn't, the person wearing the seatbelt still has a much higher chance of survival than if they hadn't worn it.

r00kie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You appear to have pulled 45 mph out of thin air

Yeah I did because there is no way to know what inertia someone will be tossed around the inside of a car during an accident, and a theoretical one at that. My point was, everyone should be wearing their seatbelt for the greatest chance of survival during an accident.

What's also interesting is that people rarely think about the cargo in their car as well, if you have a hand full of change on the rear dash of your car and you hit a wall going at high way speeds, you get hit in the back of the head with a hand full of pocket change, roughly at highway speed.

SamWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, you now appear to have gone on a complete tangent. The point, that you failed to address, is that while everyone should wear a seatbelt, if one person does and the other doesn't in the same car, the person wearing it will still be safer than if they hadn't worn a seatbelt.

With a seatbelt on, your chances of survival are exponentially higher than the guy who isn't wearing one

Not when the 200 pounds of unstrapped down meat slams into you at 45 miles an hour.

He's right, you're wrong.

r00kie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, I'll concede that he's very likely to be safer (and I could have probably worded my initial response better), but he still isn't as safe as he could be, which is the meat of my comment.

40ozToFreedom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking more along the lines of if he had a weapon and I was going to die.

[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 06:13:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I read up to the point where you smoked a joint before driving the car with your infant son in the back, before I realized you're a moron

edit: even without his son in the car, driving while high? still stupid

eMGeeVee ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:24:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would recommend you re-read. He states the rattle was in an empty car seat in the back.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:22:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You should probably learn to read then.

40ozToFreedom ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:20:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You've never smoked pot have you? I was smoking heavily back then and a few hits barely even did anything to me. Keep insulting people on the internet though!

AloofFool ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:47:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have picked up people in Ohio and Maine, USA (because I have lived in these places) I have never had any problems except the occasional body odor. One day I was driving to the next town over and a guy needed a ride the way I was going (turns out he was going to court for charges that we didn't talk about) and on my return journey another gentleman needed a ride the other way. I didn't get much accomplished but I felt that I took that ride for them.

11thDimension ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:15:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As an Ecuadorian-American with dual citizenship in both countries, let me say thank you and mad respect for what you did. It takes a lot of trust to pick up a hitch-hiker, let alone to get over the prejudice most American's have and pick up a latino hitch-hiker.

Man I wish someone would pick me up and smoke me a spliff when I visit Ecuador...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would. I don't know where I could find a spliff but I can try my best.

11thDimension ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Heh are you from Ecuador? I always try to find weed when I visit, but I can never find any. Although, I'm sure that has partly to do with me not living there (e.i. no one but my family knows who I am) and not trying too hard (I usually am down there when I got business to take care of)

frog_sounds ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:27:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up dozens of hitch hikers.

I've also hitch hiked extensively around New England and California and have had great times and met great people. I tried a cross country trip from NY to CA but gave up in Florence KY. Thousands of people just drove right past me. Fuck Florence y'all. It was similar throughout Ohio. It really saddened me to see people being so selfish. I bought a greyhound ticket not just because it was convenient but because it broke my heart to be treated like I was some sort of worthless piece of trash on the side of the road.

introspeck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:50:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a young hippie kid, my car broke down in upstate NY. I had to get to work on Monday. One of my friends agreed to stay with the car and fix it when the auto parts store opened, then drive it home. I hitched my way homeward. All through NY I got rides almost as soon as I hung my thumb out. One old farmer guy looked at me disapprovingly, but just said, "hop in", and silently drove down the road until my drop-off. I made it right to the border of New Jersey, and the rides just stopped. I stood there for hours and hours. Like you said, thousands of cars went by. I was so tired that I dozed off standing up, the only time that's ever happened to me. Finally I got a ride, got me within 20 miles of home. Then it was the same thing all over again. I was there so long I went and found a pay phone and called another friend to come get me.

I've always picked up hitchhikers. I don't see so many these days but when I do, I stop.

bigbluerfc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from the Florence, KY area and have picked up a hitch hiker before on my way to a Chipotle with some friends. He was a nice guy, probably 30 or so, we bought him a burrito and chips and gave him a little money and said we were sorry that we couldn't drive him any further north because we just weren't simply going that way. He was a really down to Earth man and kept thanking us and saying we were "the nicest buncha fuckin' kids" he had ever met. He told us he was going to Cleveland to live with a relative of his who said he could give him a job at his business. He was a great guy and it was the only time I have ever picked up a hitchhiker and I guess I am guilty of passing a few up from time to time, but I think this experience really showed me that sometimes, shit happens to people and just because you are down on your luck, doesn't mean you aren't a human and everyone can use a little help from time to time.

frog_sounds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, I ate at the Chipotle at the Mall in Florence that day. I was hitching from the southbound on ramp to the highway, right before the "Florence Y'all" water tower. We finally got a ride to Verona, which is just about 10 miles down the highway and people were much friendlier.

bigbluerfc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I live in a small town right next to Verona and it is much nicer there. Small world though haha

rabidmoon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:24:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

In 1987 my sister accepted a ride from a man who instead took her off, tortured her and then just basically hammered her face off.

Turns out, the man had been questioned in at least 2 other murders as well. In the end, he took a plea bargain and served only 20 years. My mother attended every parole hearing and spoke on my sister's behalf. Six months after his release in 2007, he stalked and terrorized my family. He even left packages in our driveway. One was my sister's shoe, another was a pair of newer looking panties covered in blood.

I will never get over this.

This is the reality of what hitching rides has done to me. I don't give rides and I don't accept them. My car broke down once when I was 17 and I walked miles and miles away to a pay phone, denying every offer. More recently, due to a friend's car troubles, I was prepared to stay overnight at a gas station before I would accept a ride from anyone (they had no cab service there to take us to a hotel).

aperson ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:49:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

For future reference, mota is the slang word for marijuana

lunitabonita ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've also heard "churro," but that word has many meanings already and it depends on the region you are in.

brownboy13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:02:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How do you pronounce that?

sheeshman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:44:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Mo-tha

The mo part sounds like moat.

brownboy13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:41:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm, I always heard it as mota with a strong T sound, from multiple latinos, but then again I'm a drummer and hard of hearing too. Guess I should ask again and listen very carefully. This is good information to know!

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:14:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Yes, some couple that were walking home in the country after their car broke down. It was awkward but they appreciated it. I also appreciated them not killing me.

I have hitchhiked a bunch at bar close at UW Whitewater.

EDIT: They both sat in the back seats. I think they were worried i was some psycho, meanwhile I felt like the guy was going to use piano wire on my neck. They were very nice people. Glad I picked them up, the walk would have sucked.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:58:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In 1995 between my 11th and 12th grade school years, me and my two older brothers drove from Texas out west through New Mexico, Arizona, and into California While at the Grand Canyon my older brothers decided to walk to the bottom of the canyon and back (about 18 miles roundtrip). On the way back they met 4 people wandering down one of the trails drunk. They convinved them to half carry/ half drag them the last few miles to the top.
The trade off was they got to hang out in our campsite for the night (which we had paid for), and it turned out they needed a ride to California. We had a cooler full of beer and a full bag of trees and a huge tent.
One of the couples was from New York, hitchiking across the country to start the dead tour. The other couple was more local and seemed somewhat down on their luck. We all got along so well that we took em into Flagstaff, we all showered at a hotel, spent the night, and heading west. Turned out the couple from New York was awesome folks, we totally fell in love with em. The other couple was very shady and was passing bad checks. We got to California and all found out that Jerry Garcia had died, sad news for the deadhead couple. We ended up meeting up with them and helping them out with some food and money so they could make it up to San Francisco for a memorial. I grew up a lot that summer

___TL, DR me and my two older brothers picked up 4 hitchhikers at grand canyon, drove them to southern california. I grew up a bunch.

Frankfusion ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:56:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I saw a guy in LA who needed a ride out to my neck of the woods. I took him and had a nice chat with him. Turns out he wanted to go to a local speedway to see the NASCAR race. He was dressed pretty nice, so I asked how he would pull it off. He said he would say he was the cousin to someone in so and so's pit crew and that his wife was in labor. He said it worked all the time.

cobramaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have to keep that in mind.

Spaceman-Spiff ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:59:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think that's a pun. But kudos, you did a real good thing.

rhifooshwah ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:10:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

About a year ago, I was riding along with a friend in our neighborhood, and we pulled out onto the highway. Right outside of a diner, we see a young looking guy, in his mid-twenties, with a bag on his shoulder and his thumb out. It wasn't too common to see hitchhikers in this area. I pointed him out, and she suggested that we go pick him up. I was nervous at first, but I remembered a time when I was stuck 30 miles away from home after the last bus had gone, and I would have loved for someone to pick me up, anyone.

We turned around and rolled down our window. "Where are you headed?" He seemed nervous but thankful. "Trying to get to Pennsylvania, but any bit further would help." (We're in southern Delaware.)

We asked him to get in. He gratefully obliged, thanking us profusely. I was a bit nervous, being that he got in the back and I was sitting in the back seat, with my two friends in the front, but he turned out to be a really honest guy. We asked him what he was doing in our small town. He said that he had been sleeping on a friend's couch, but felt like he had been burdening him for too long, and decided to move on. He told us how he had come east to tour with his band, and it had fallen through spectacularly. He lost everything, including his long-time girlfriend, and had been hitchhiking across the east coast for months, from Virginia to Delaware and heading to PA to get closer to his family. The way he talked about it was even more interesting; he didn't talk like he was "down on his luck", he acted as if this was a grand adventure, backpacking across the coast, meeting new people and doing new things. I really admired that. Even so, I felt really awful thinking that we had considered passing him by, considering what this guy had lost.

We stopped at a Burger King and got food. We insisted that he take a burger, even after he refused multiple times. He seemed grateful to eat, though.

We chatted some more, talked about music and life, and he seemed like a really funny, friendly guy. I hated to think that we would have to leave him on the road again, but being seventeen, we could only drive him so far.

We only ended up driving him about a half hour closer, but that would have been two hours walking in the cold for him. He thanked us profusely, and we waved him goodbye. I still wonder today if he remembers us, and I felt really lucky, in some way, to be a part of his experience.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:24:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Heh, with over 2000 replies I doubt this will be read. But eh, it's not me but my boyfriends dads story anyway. I'm not a very good story teller but my my bfs dad, we'll call him Ace. Him and a friend were driving and some man was looking for a ride. Ace decides to give him a ride. After driving a bit, the man pulls a gun on them and demands money. The 2 friends somehow overpower the man and kick him out of the car. They then find a phone and call the police. So that's that.

3 years later Ace is driving and picks up a hitch hiker again. The man gets in and...it's the guy who stuck him up. Ace freaks out, and the man calms him down, and thank him. He then tells him that when the police got him, he had to go to jail, where he ended up kicking a pretty nasty heroin addiction. He has Ace to thank for his life turning around.

And that' that.

ValentineSmith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I read it. Crazy coincidence. Live in an area with not a lot of people?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, actually, about 10 minutes outside of Chicago. Very populated.

ValentineSmith ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:50:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was just thinking if you lived somewhere with tons of people, the odds of his dad picking that guy up again are much lower. The Flying Spaghetti Monster works in mysterious ways...

JackWagon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:57:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My Dad has told me this story several times...

In the late 60's or early 70's my Dad and his best friend are driving down a beat-up country highway in the rural South late at night, getting high on their way to a party. At one point, they see lots of cars parked on the side of the road near a bunch of fields, so they slow down to see what's going on. What they saw was a giant Ku Klux Klan meeting going down (apparently this was pretty common in that area). They're freaked out, and just drive on.

About 15 minutes later, they can see someone in the distance walking toward them, on the same side of the road as the KKK meeting some miles back. Once they get closer to the guy, they realize it's a black kid around their same age (early 20's). They pass him and then a minute later realize what might go down. So they turn around, go back to where he is, stop, and roll down the window.

"Hey," they asked, "Where are you going?" The guy was sort of apprehensive (still a lot of blatant and violent racism in that area at the time), but finally said he was walking into the small town my Dad and his friend were coming from. My Dad says, "Look man, you should get in the car. We'll give you a ride." The kid is hesitant, but they said, "We're not going to hurt you or anything. Just get in the car. You'll see why." The kid finally agrees (probably because my Dad and his friend were hippies and looked harmless), and they head into town. When they passed the Klan meeting, the kid realized the danger. They finally dropped the guy off at his house on the outskirts of town, the guy thanked them profusely, they offered him some of their joint, to which he declined, and then drove off, never to see him again.

They quite possibly saved this guy's life by letting him hitch a ride.

ChainBlue ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 00:50:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

no, true story - 2 guys posing as hitchhikers brutally murdered a family friend.

ruforealz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:33:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

so they weren't actually hitchhikers then?

sorry about your family friend :|

shakerLife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:00:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

These two guys, by chance?

ChainBlue ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:43:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

no, it was 2 guys that went by Herman and the Horseman. Sounds like a bad 60's band name now that I think about it.

happybadger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Borat was a murderer?

WhileTrue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:20:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick up hitchhikers from my university all the time. They're just people that need a ride. Normal people who need a ride.

My score for picking up other people is 100% shitty, though. Every damn time it turns out they want to tell me all about their fucking arrest warrants.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:24:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You're just as likely to get killed by someone that isn't a hitchhiker.

ChainBlue ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:27:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

not in my truck cruising along waving to the possible murderers on the side of the road

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:33:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You could die at the bank, at the gas station, at home, you could get murdered anywhere. Very few hitchhikers kill people. Anyone that thinks otherwise, has been conditioned to live a life of fear and regret.

otis_the_drunk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:37:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

there is no reason to be afraid of hitchhikers. let's say a hitcher pulls a weapon on you. then what? put on you seat belt, hit the gas, and tell them to toss the weapon out the window and you'll drop them in a public place. if they kill you, there's a strapped in body with a dead foot on the gas so they die too.

and i would like to point out that i've read two stories here so far of a hitcher killing a driver and both 'friends of friends'.

these could just be urban myths someone's parent told them out of paranoia because with the exception of one hooker in florida, i've never read of a single factual homicidal hitchhiker.

hitchers on the other hand getting robbed, raped, or killed does happen fairly often.

ruforealz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:57:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

it's easy to come up with ways to kill wolves and fight off homicidal hitchhikers... but ain't always so easy in the real world. For instance, you are assuming that the homicidal maniac, who kills indiscriminately, behaves rationally. I think that is a big assumption.

otis_the_drunk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:12:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i see a guy with a chainsaw, i'm picking him up. he's probably late for work.

otis_the_drunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:17:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i get ya. i'm just saying that i never leave anyone behind as long as it's not in the city (i commented on that in some other part of this thread) and i have run into my share of crazy folks. a little weird sometimes, and yeah some stinky dudes, but never anyone violent.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always have a knife in my pocket. If a hitchhiker trys to hurt he's getting hurt back.

ChainBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

my, aren't we judgmental.

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:03:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 04:33:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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earthisdumb ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 06:00:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You should immediately place a tracking device under your car to reduce the chance the FBI will also do it.

Democritus477 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:30:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Personally, I take a terrorist.

[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:22:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

lots of gamblers get killed that way.

welliamwallace ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 03:28:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

lol. probability doesn't work that way.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:45:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. There's a 50/50 chance of you getting killed when you pick up a hitchhiker. Either you get killed, or you don't.

Beaver1279 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 06:46:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

God damn you US education system!!!!!

skydivingdutch ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:45:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You haven't taken a statistics class yet have you?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:58:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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mysticrudnin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:33:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

reddit is crazy about correlation vs. causation but never seems to get that a implies b doesn't mean b implies a, which i always find odd

/random comment

aksupra7 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:21:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

certainly an optimist, I'd say.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:45:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's not how statistics work!

nikcub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:31:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would like to extend to you a free weekend at one of our establishments.

Signed,

Harrahs

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:43:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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bonechurch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

While that sucks, there is a lot of danger in not being able to get a ride. I slept outside in the rain in Iceland and got hypothermia because I couldn't get a ride after 6 hours of hitching. Lots of other situations where I would have been walking in extreme conditions if people were not generous enough to pick me up. I pick up all hitchers that I see; they would rather not hitch if they had a better option.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I never deal with postal workers or university students.

jean1991 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:52:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How is Mexican a pun?

maximum3432 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:47:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yea wtf LOL

superawesomeadvice ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:01:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up a couple. One was a gay latino ex-convict who was headed to a few towns over to sell greeting cards. Another was a professional hobo who had been doing it since 1953 and talked a lot about how Batman was his favorite thing ever when he was younger.

mao2201 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:32:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As there is already around 1800 comments I doubt this will see any light. So i took this girl on a date to the movies. She is about 4 years my junior at the time, around 20. We went to go watch the new Friday 13th. Well on the way home there was a person on the side of the road with a flashing light walking towards the gas station. I hit my breaks and started to stop to see if he wanted a ride. That is when she started freaking out, "WHY WOULD YOU STOP! DIDN"T YOU JUST WATCH THE SAME MOVIE AS ME."

So in the interest of the date I didn't stop, but i to this day i still think i should have.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:20 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You have a way with women

unlikelystory ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:48:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Picked up and been picked up. Plenty of people have tried to scare me out of it since I'm female, but every time I pass someone up without stopping to help, I feel horrible.

One time I was visiting a friend in Asheville NC on my way down to Cocoa Beach FL, and as I drove into town, I passed a young man walking the other way. About an hour later I was driving back toward the interstate and he was still walking, so I picked him up. At first he said he just wanted to go downtown, which was out of my way but only by a few miles. We got to talking, and he immediately told me that he wanted nothing more than to sit on the beach in Florida and make a new start. (Note: I hadn't mentioned FL, and my license plates were from TN)

I ended up letting him ride with me the whole way. Nine hours of traveling with a perfect stranger. I bought him dinner, cigarettes and some snacks, and when I dropped him off on the beach, I handed him a towel (don't panic) and $20. Every now and then I wonder if I did the right thing, but all I did was give him what he was asking for; the rest was up to him. Kelly, I hope you made the most of your new start.

Of course, my boyfriend at the time was incensed at "the danger" I had put myself in. So I stopped telling him about it.

Several years later, I was driving to meet the now-ex-boyfriend-but-still-friend in a nearby town, and I saw a couple on the side of the road. I picked them up, and noticed that the woman was bleeding in several places. Luckily, I keep a first aid kit in the car. They told me that the previous person to give them a ride had tried to drive off with their packs, and she had been dragged. I was happy to help them, and took them several miles out of my way, making me a few minutes late to meet my friend. Didn't tell him why, either.

My favorite story of hitchhiking myself comes from Ocala, FL. The first guy who picked me up drove me many miles out of his own way, and told me this fantastic story about how they filmed Tarzan there and a bunch of animals escaped, some of which continued to breed to today. He said his neighborhood of silver springs had roaming bands of monkeys. I was going camping in the Ocala National Forest, and already knew there was a danger of mountain lions, but monkeys???

Then I hitched another ride, and that guy told me he'd had a secret weed patch out in the forest, and right before the buds were ready to harvest, BEARS ate the whole batch.

I camped ONE night, thinking "Lions and monkeys and bears, oh my!" and promptly hitched back out the next morning with two hippie chicks in a pickup truck. They also grabbed another hitcher, who called himself Tumbleweed and traveled with a black lab he called his "nigger coyote" (pronounced Kai-yoat). I don't remember many details, but he had some excellent stories.

jimmygreen ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 02:43:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to pick up hitch hikers with my friend in his old beater car... the key would slide out of the ignition when it was turned on it was so worn out so we used to pick people up, give em a beer and converse until they asked where we were going... then we told them that we just broke out of jail! (no key lol stole the car). Once a guy jumped out of the car at about 20 mph he was so scared!!!

[deleted] ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 02:52:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

that's pretty fucked up

monkeys_pass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You boys like mexico?

balathustrius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Chaotic. Evil.

jmt5179 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:01:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a "hitch-hiker" I suppose.

I was driving back to my buddies house in Germantown after a concert in center city Philly. We were on Kelly Drive near Fairmount Park and this guy stumbles out right into the road in front of me. White guy, polo with a popped collar. Needless to say he looked out of place and extremely drunk.

He starts stumbling by me as if he never he noticed me. I called out and asked him what he was doing. Said he was trying to find his girlfriend. I had him hop in my car. I figure I at least had 2 other guys with me and this guy was piss-drunk anyway. Turns out he lost his cell phone and after further talking I find out his girlfriend left him their for being a drunken bafoon. He said he'd pay me anything to drive him back to his house in Lancaster(1 hr 15 min drive), definitely wasn't happening as I was beat as shit after that concert.

I drove him to a nicer part of town and dropped him off at a gas station. I hope he eventually made it home.

Jekel ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:22:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are a good man. If I could I would kiss you right now. Seriously. My father started off the same way. The story brought a little bit of a tear to my eye. There is no doubt that you've imprinted onto his heart a memory and gesture that he will remember for the rest of his life. I love you man.

chairitable ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:28:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

my mother's been going a little crazy (awesome) and started picking up hitch-hikers, mostly young people. We were driving to Halifax and decided to pick up this hitch-hiker, who turned out to be much older than he seemed from afar.

His story was that he grew up in a Monestary in BC and was a monk. He was a part of the Nobel Peace Prize council and had gone to Europe several times for meetings with the rest of the pannel. He was heading to the airport, in fact, to make a trip. When probed for more details he was really dodgy and changed topics. We respectfully dropped him off at the next exit (some 40km away), where we pretended was our stop.

The next day, driving back from our destination, I spotted an asian man (probably in his mid-20s) just past an exit with a sign that said "ACADIA UNIVERSITY". I had no clue where that was but reckoned it was on our way. I told my mom to stop on the exit (they're huge here, don't worry) and I jogged to him. He pulled out a map to show me where Acadia University was and spoke broken english. Unfortunately it was 100km in the completely opposite direction from our initerary and he looked really burnt/hungry. So I asked "Would you like some cherries?" and he replied "Cherry? You have cherry?" I said "I'll bring some soon, wait here.". Ran back to the car and explained the situation to my mom, who handed me half the bag of cherries and a bag of baby carrots she'd planned to eat later and I ran back to the dude, who ran to greet me. He was way appreciative. feels good man

rumpel4skinOU ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:45:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once picked up a Mexican Hitchiker. It was a very icy night, the roads were in bad shape. So was he, I found him sitting in the middle of the road, clueless as to where he was. I barely got the car stopped in time to avoid smashing into him. He might have been the drunkest human being I've ever interacted with, and I'm fresh out of college so I've interacted with a lot of drunken people. His story was that his car had run out of gas.

After several attempts to get into my passenger seat, he finally did it without falling down. He was asking for a ride to a town called Kenton, about 15 miles away. I planned on giving him the ride, but a few minutes into the ride, I started to become very very nervous. He had his hand placed awkwardly under his jacket and I could hear the sound of metal objects clinging together. At first I thought to myself, its probably nothing, stop being paranoid. But every time I looked over at him I could see his arm placed beneath his jacket as if he were desperately clinging to something, I thought that maybe it was a weapon.

Eventually I gave into my fears and told him we were in the town he asked to go to, we weren't but he was much too drunk to tell. I figured, if he isn't planning on stabbing me, at least this place has a phone for him to call for a ride. As he exited the car, he handed me a handful of change for my troubles. That is what he was clinging onto under his jacket. I felt awful.

sabrinaladawn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:24:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Aw :(

I know there are lots of nice people out there, but you also can't be naive and think everyone is made of sunshine and good intentions. It sucks, but bad things do happen to good people all the time, so it's good to be at least cautious.

Though, if it makes you feel any better, I would feel nervous with anyone digging inside their jacket if I didn't know them, regardless of race.

Fargeen_Bastich ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:09:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a guy walking along I77. Took him about 47 miles to the exit I was going to. We talked about music and work and how bitches sucked.

He was picked up an less than an hour later at a convienience store 1/2 from where I dropped him for the murder of his girlfriend and 9 year old kid. I was on my way home from school a state away but a local recognized the guy where I dropped him off.

That was the first and last time I picked someone up

J-L-S ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:17:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a guy and his girlfriend one time. The guy sat in the front and his girl in the back. I'd been driving them for about 10 minutes, making small talk with the guy and not paying any attention to the girl. I took a look into the rear view mirror and noticed that the girl had opened a box of Captain Crunch cereal I was keeping back there and was helping herself. I pulled over and asked them politely to step out, and they did.

I don't know about you guys, but if I found food in the back of a stranger's car, I probably wouldn't eat it.

zachv ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:31:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I must have been about 5 or 6 at the time, and we were on a road trip going to Yellowstone. Somewhere in Wyoming, we picked up a man and his 5-6 year old daughter who were hitchhiking along the road. Turns out they had just left East Germany (this was 1992 or 1993, so the wall had only come down a few years prior), and were travelling through the US.

I had this magic coloring set, where you had an invisible marker and blank paper, but the marker would reveal Donald Duck or Mickey or some character when you colored on the paper with it. I remember being upset that the girl used a few of the "good" ones up, but then I decided she had probably never seen that before, and it was OK.

gnu154 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:39:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, I haven't, because I've been spoon-fed paranoia my whole life about picking up hitchhikers. However, if I'm ever walking somewhere on a highway without a ride, I sure as hell hope it's you that picks me up!!

aperson ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 01:46:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's the american thing to do.

frog_sounds ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 03:18:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

To expect good deeds without giving them in return?

aperson ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 03:32:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:26:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

And to be gripped with irrational fear.

lolrsk8s ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:29:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nice karma whoring. Disparaging America is a cheap and lazy way to get upvotes.

aperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't karma whoring, that's how I feel.

lolrsk8s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So this is purely an American trait and selfish assholes don't exist in other countries?

aperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I never said that.

Nhilius ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:11:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Me and two buddies were out of town doing some work. It was after the shift was over and we were staying at a hotel. We were on our way to the local walmart to pick up some food and stuff when we saw this family, a young man, woman and baby walking on this desolate highway that was in the middle of a forested area (the walmart was like 5-6 miles away).

The woman was clearly pregnant with another baby and holding their what looked to be about a 1 year old baby with them. So we pulled over and gave them a ride to walmart. They were very thankful.

hiwhoami ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:45:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Story? Did their car break down? Were they on the run?

Nhilius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:20:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There was this trailer park to the side of the road at the beginning of this forest, I think they came from it. When we saw them they were just walking down the side of the road and my friend pulled over really fast and we picked them up. I'm guessing they just didn't have much money and no car and needed to make it to walmart in order to get some food and what not. It was kinda sad.

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:27:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

None of your fucking business.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:05:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live right down the street from a wal-mart, and right around the corner is a really poor apartment complex. Sometimes I see women with kids walking home loaded down with groceries and I offer them a ride. Only if they have kids though, our area can be kinda violent, so I wouldn't ever do it if there weren't kids involved.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:16:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's the way to welcome people to America!

miningfish ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:27:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My dance Instructor picked up a couple hitch hikers on our way back from workshop/competition. They were a really nice couple who's car broke down. we drove them to the next city and dropped them off at a Mcdonalds near a hotel. I also hitch hiked about 200 miles home once. one guy who gave me a ride part of the way later found me on Facebook to see if I got home alright. I was pretty nervous since I was a lone 18yr girl, but people were really nice and went out of their way to give me a ride.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was a lone 18yr girl, but people were really nice and went out of their way to give me a ride

Yep.

mnem0syne ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:02:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My dad gave a ride to some kid from Uzbekistan today. About 12-15 miles. Said the guy was surprised he knew where Uzbekistan was, and that he was moving to Nebraska and had only been here 3 months. I guess the guy wasn't hitching, my dad stopped to offer him a ride because it was 25 degrees or less out and sleeting rain all day.

flipmosquad ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:09:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

thats how my parents met.

mojosam ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:30:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I was about 18, driving back in my Chevette from a family reunion at the beach in SC, I stopped and picked up a hitch-hiker. The first thing that grabbed my attention was the hatchet he had strapped on his backpack, although I didn't notice this until he was throwing it in the hatchback. Made me a little nervous, but it turned he was a nice guy, heading to a music festival up in the NC mountains.

Everything was good right up until I was driving through Cheraw, SC and got stopped in a speed trap. Not only did this guy look the part of a drugged-out hippy, but for reasons I won't go into, the T-shirt I was wearing had been ripped to shreds. I can't imagine what the officer thought, and I was sweating bullets the whole time about what quantity of drugs this guy had in his pack. Somehow, I managed to both avoid a car search and get off with a warning.

I later got to experience this from the other side a few years later: I hitched 2500 km up the Australian coast from Sidney to Cairns. Luckily, I always caught rides from one big city to another, never getting dropped off in the middle of nowhere. All of the Australians that gave me lifts were great folks, one even putting me up for a night.

soph0nax ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:30:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Having hitchhiked in the past, thanks for picking up scraggly looking kids off the side of the road!

DylonDylon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:07:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So I'm moved up to Ohio from Texas when I was about 5 because my parents split. Fast forward to about 4 years and I never seen my or heard from my Dad. Seemingly out of no where he just shows up one day in Ohio and I guess he had talked to my mom, but she let him take us to the place he had rented for a few days. It was a weird couple of days being with him, but that story isn't really relevant.

I eventually figured out that he had hitch hiked the whole up here to see us (my younger brothers and sister) and the only money he had was for the place we stayed at, a rental car and food. This was consequently the last time I ever saw him alive, so if it wasn't for a couple nice people that picked him up along the way, I would of never had a first hand account of anything he'd done. My dad was by no means a great person, in fact a very bad one, but one thing I remember from the whole his whole visit was that we were on the way to get something to eat and my dad saw a guy on the side of the road. (Mind you I'm 9 and my brothers and sisters are around 6, 4 and 7 at the time.) He stops and picks him up this guy and takes him out to lunch with us and then we eventually drop him off a few miles down the road. The only thing i really remember my Dad telling me in my whole life was "we don't have a right to judge the circumstances that got an individual to the place they are at today, and if you can help that individual in anyway you should."

With all that being said I still don't think any lone female should pickup a hitch hiker. Nothing sexist, just brings be to one of my mom's most famous quotes, "Trust someone as far as you can throw them".

helleborus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:05:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

With all that being said I still don't think any lone female should pickup a hitch hiker.

I don't think anyone with kids in the car should pick one up either. It's okay to take the risk for yourself if you want, but not for the kids.

DylonDylon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

O yea completely agree. Few years later my mom picked up a hitch hiker with me and my brothers in the car. He was this really Christian looking guy with i love Jesus bs all over shirt and suitcase. He wasn't bigger than me or either of my brothers, but I still think it was a bad idea picking him up.

schwelvis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately I'm rarely in a situation to p/u riders 'cause I have a small car and it's normally stuffed full of the kids . . . however when I have it has always (mostly) been a wonderful experience.

Picked up a group of kids headed down I5 once, we stopped at a DQ for a few and while I was in the parking lot a redneck and I started a little verbal thing and all of a sudden the hillybilly had eyes like saucers. I looked behind me and one of the kids I had picked up (they were the classic left coast street anarchy kids, black leather, safety pins, etc) was standing behind me with a BIG FUCKIN' grin on his face and a chain in his hand with about 7 padlocks on it, apparently it was named Smiley 'cause it made him smile - made the redneck leave too. I actually ended up putting them to work for the weekend at the festival I was headed down to help run!

I've been picked up by moms headed to a National Park to PU her son (she said I reminded her of him) after he busted his collarbone; families have taken me home for dinner and then left me at a better spot to catch a ride from; had a guy once stop and give me $20 (I wasn't spanching - never have - if I need money I work for it) because he felt bad he couldn't give me a ride and I reminded him of his days traveling; was picked up by someone in SF going back North to WA and ended up hanging with him for a week and now he's one of my best friends (15 years later).

Perhaps the best is the kids who picked me up in Montana . . . apparently when you're a teenager in the middle of nowhere you go drive to the rest area to kill time while waiting to score a bag so they were gonna give me a ride to the next rest area. Well, once we started to talk and such they brought me back to a house they were house sitting, left me there and then came back to smoke us out. This is where it gets fun, these kids were maybe 16 and I was about 20 and a pretty serious stoner. They passed me the joint and I took a huge hit and . . . FUCK - FIREWORKS!!! I looked at the end and it was pretty much nothing but seed and stem so I spent the next few minutes teaching them how to seed and stem the pot ('course the schwag they had wasn't much else but seed and stem!) and then proceeded to give them a lesson on general pot ettiquitte ending with giving them a hand-blown glass pipe I had on me (remember I said I was/am a stoner? A glass blower friend of mine had given me about a dozen pipes to trade, etc while I traveled) and totally blew there mind. We ended up hanging out most of the night in the hot tub of the house they were sitting and then tehy gave me a ride all teh way to the Colorado border the next day (they said there folks wouldn't let them leave the state!)

All said I have hitchhiked from Alaska to SF to Ohio and all points in between (couple of 1000 miles+/-) and have only ever had one bad experience (not really even that bad, little man wanted a date . . . not a rider . . . well maybe a rider but not in the sense I was into!) in all my experiences.

paz

scottsutherland ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:20:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt anyone is going to read this, so I'm not going to put much effort into writing a response, but yes I have.

About 5 years ago, I was living in Wisconsin and on my way home from work it was pouring rain and there was a younger guy walking alongside the road. He wasn't hitchhiking, but I knew that there was nothing around there, and driving past him I saw his car on the side of the road maybe 200 yards ahead. So I turned around and pulled up and asked him if he needed a lift. He hopped right in but explained that he didn't really need a lift, but he was walking to this local mechanic shop because his car had broken down. I said that's no problem and drove him and dropped him off at that shop. I asked him if he needed a ride back or anything and I think he didn't want to make me wait around for him so he said he didn't. He was very grateful and it only took 5 minutes out of my drive home, probably saved him 45 minutes.

That is all.

joocy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:19:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What would have been the "pun intended"? I think you are doing it wrong.

Scrambley ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:17:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've hitched for about 3,000 miles. There are a lot of nice people out there.

jkaska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

yup - we hitched a lot as kids and mostly got very nice friendly people - they'd often go out of there way to drop us exactly where we needed to be. There was one dodge guy who seemed a bit high on drugs but we managed to get away as soon as we could :-)

Later on I was doing social work prac in a very poor area - i had to drive through some farmlands to get from where i lived to where i worked. I would give labourers a lift every single time - guys who were clearly earning an honest living and just needed transport to get to and from work/home. People would freak - "how can a white girl give a lift to those guys" (I live in South Africa - they thought I'd get raped or something) but I was just like.... er, I work with gangsters all day, go around the townships with no one knowing who I am visiting/calling on, where I am etc, but you're worried about me picking up some labourers on a busy road? ... of course, nothing ever happened to me from picking up those guys, and they always appreciated it soooo much. It really helped me, too - having company in the car, light-hearted conversation etc helped to get my mind off the more hectic stuff I'd encounter at work...

Scrambley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:37 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

People are nothing to be afraid of.

tgeliot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:36:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, one just the other day. He was in Denver, trying to get from Grand Junction to Florida. Cold weather was moving in. All I could do was take him to where I hoped he could catch a ride east.

Back when my kids were young, I did agree to my ex's request that I not pick up hitch-hikers when the kids were in the car.

digiorno ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:41:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have picked up a few but I don't do it often.

Once I was hitchhiking and convinced a girl to give me a ride from campus to the grocery store and then back again. It was the the middle of winter break and I wasn't able to get away, so I stayed in the dorms. She wasn't interested in hanging out with me though so I guess she was just being nice.

Kitosaki ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:52:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's sort of a Thanksgiving tradtion for me.

Family has like 2-3 different thanksgiving dinners, and I have to drive between all of them throughout the day.

I go from the outskirts of town to in town, and then from town to the beach and then back out to the middle of nowhere. There's usually someone brokedown or walking along the way.

Elephant_Gun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:07:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There was a snow storm a few weeks ago, and me and my buddies picked up a guy who was running on the side of the road. He was crusted over with ice, because he had ran all the way from downtown (4 miles). He ended up giving us ten bucks "in case you need beer money."

betweenus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:30:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A story from the hiker- When I was in New Zealand my best friend and I were drunk in a small town called Picton and couldn't find our hostile as it was on the outskirts of town. We were wandering down a random side road and I saw a car driven by two boys in their late teens, blaring 50cent rap music and I stuck my thumb out. I never would have done this but I felt like they would be cool and I could take them if necessary. When they stopped, I asked them if they could help and we jumped in (my best friend was quite reluctant). We got home safely and Laura pointed out that yes, I did hitch-hike and she was in shock but it was a cool experience and we didn't get killed, WIN!

But I don't know if I would do it in America....

WARNING: I'm drunk bc I'm celebrating freedom from UF...back off the grammar

InterMando5555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The first and only time I've offered a hitchhiker a ride was in New Zealand. My two brothers and I were going from Queenstown to Christchurch. Cool British dude needed a ride. We obliged. He bought us all cupcakes at a pit stop. It was awesome. (By the way we totally were in Picton as a jumping off point for Queen Charlotte's Trek).

veritay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I totally have the warm fuzzies from hearing about you guys and your positive experiences in my awesome little country :)

InterMando5555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:14 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sick ass country. I miss it.

redshield3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:15:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sort of.

Me and the girlfriend (now wife) were driving from Oklahoma City to Carlsbad Caverns for a long weekend. It was pretty late, 11 or 12, and we were headed for the Guadalupe Mountains N.P. to camp. We passed a truck with a trailer on the side of the road, and as I passed I noticed the guy's face lit up by his cigarette cherry. Spontaneously I decided to stop. The guy was a carpet installer from Atlanta on the way to El Paso towing a bunch of carpeting in the trailer. His truck ran out of gas and he was kind of screwed (He was about 40-50 miles from Carlsbad, NM, no way to walk, absolutely NO cars on the road, and it was cold that night. He said there was about 20 minutes between cars passing him). Girlfriend sat on top of a pile of camping equipment (I drive a Golf GTI) and we drove the 50 miles back to a Walmart where he bought 2 gas cans and then filled them up on the way back to his truck. Dropped him off at his truck, never saw him again.

I hope everything worked out for the dude, I can't even remember his name...

anything_but ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:59:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I (male, then ~18) only had one (semi note-worthy) encounter with a hitchhiker: When I headed home after a funny evening with friends there was this man standing at the side of the road with his thumb up. My mood was near supremum, so I decided to give him a share of my happiness by taking him wherever he wants to go.

The first few minutes went quite normal. I asked where to go, how he is and stuff like that. He seemed to be somewhat drunk however not catastrophically so and asked me to take him to a pub a few miles away.

Maybe I wouldn't remember that evening this clearly if he hadn't obviously had that great plan how to perfect his day. He started telling me that I looked like having a beautiful belly (no, I wore a shirt).. My reaction did not seem to meet his expectations, so he changed his strategy and told me that he had a beautiful belly, too. You know, a picture is worth a thousand words, so he started undressing. I must have failed to find the appropriate words of admiration as he started petting his navel and telling me that he has a very soft navel and I should try myself. I did not.

I told him that we have almost arrived his target, but he wasn't really interested. He asked if he could pet my belly, too. I had a vague idea what his plan was and declined his offer. Obviously, this whole interaction was very tiring for him as he suddenly gave up his plan to go to a pub but wanted rather go home, so he asked me to take him there. To his house. In the woods.

Unfortunately, I had to tell him that I had a very early Karate training session the next morning and that I had to drop him now such that I wouldn't endanger my black belt examination (I tried to pronounce these words boldfacely).

He seemed convinced; at least that the young-male-flesh-probability was low and even stagnating. He left without a word.

edit: make boldface boldface

introspeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to hitchhike a lot back in the 70s. I only had one experience like that. Delivery truck driver gave me a ride. Pulled over on a quiet side road "to check the map". Then he started stroking my leg. Wanted desperately to give me a blow job. Even offered me $10 to let him do it. I said, "Naw, man, I'm hetero..." and he looked at me like "wut?" So I clarified "I'm straight!" Oh, he said. I got out and started walking.

ForseenSeraph ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:54:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, and I have yet to regret it! A stranger is just a friend whom you do not know yet. Everyone is a stoner nowadays, which is great! Love, peace, and nugs.

vidsid ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:00:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to pick up hitch-hikers pretty regularly until the following happened. I picked up a fellow on Market Street in Akron, Ohio. I asked where he was going and all of a sudden he pulled a lead pipe out of his coat and started hitting the dashboard with it and said "oh, I'm not sure, there's warrants out for my arrest". For some reason I had balls of steel that night and reached my left hand under the seat, pretending that I had a gun under there and said, " I asked you where you were going!" in a real calm voice. It must have freaked him out because he said, "I'm getting out here". I let him out about 2 blocks after I picked him up. After I drove off, I damn near shit myself. I've not picked anyone up since then.

Man-Drill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:39 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You've got balls. I would have fainted instead and I'm a big guy.

pawnzz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So first I just wanna say that reading through all of these beautiful stories has been great and really just goes to show how awesome people are. I know not everyone who has posted had their experiences in America, but to me, when it comes down to it, it's people like y'all that make me so fucking proud to be an American. Like, in my life I've been so blessed to know so many awesome and amazing people, and while our country isn't perfect by any means, I think we have more than our fair share of amazing individuals to go around. So thank you everyone for being some of those people.

Ok first two links and then I'd like to share a story too:

http://hearingvoices.com/news/2010/03/hv087-thumb-and-thumber/?submit=Go

and

http://hearingvoices.com/news/2009/08/hv066-desert-air/?submit=Go

The first is about the joys of hitchhiking and the second features some bits by a guy doing some hitchhiking across America.

** OK my story is not exactly hitchhiking as I only drove this lady like 4 blocks but... **

So back in 2004 I was living in Albuquerque, NM. I was on my way downtown to meet a friend as she got off work and we were gonna go out and have some drinks. Well I'm stuck in traffic as people love to cruise downtown, and I see this lady walking down a side street dragging what looks to be a large heavy trunk and a big suitcase. Seeing as how I wasn't moving forward I managed to get out of traffic and turn down the street and parked my car. I ran up to her and asked her where she was headed and if she wanted a lift. She said she was headed to the Greyhound station, which was only a few blocks away, and that she didn't want to trouble me. She was maybe in her mid-40's and I just felt awful she was having to carry all this stuff by herself so I insisted and finally got her stuff crammed into my trunk (well not really, I had to tie the trunk shut as her stuff was too big to fit in the back of my car). Anyways, as we're driving to the Greyhound station she starts crying and begins telling me about how she just that day left her abusive boyfriend. Apparently she'd been in this awful relationship and was a recovering alcoholic, she had just gotten some money from her brother to buy a ticket and she was headed to some clinic in Arizona or Utah or something. Anyways, she was really grateful and after I helped her out with all of her belongings she started rummaging through her suitcase saying she wanted to give me something. I protested and said I was happy to help but I could tell she was having none of that. I kept walking towards her trying to tell her it was ok but she would just wave me away. Eventually she found what she was looking for and she scribbled some note on it and then shoved it in my arms and started to walk away. I didn't want to argue with her as she was clearly very upset so I just said thank you and got back in my car. What she had handed me was a frame with a rather... interesting portrait of Jesus Christ in it. It wasn't really weird, just... it looked sorta like a xerox of a drawing a high school kid maybe did. Anyways, I'm not very religious, but I was touched because it obviously meant a lot to her.

Anyways, I am all for helping strangers, but definitely on a case by case basis. I usually just go with my gut and so far have had many good, nay, great experiences helping people who I didn't know at the time. I help the people I know as well, but it's nice to know that when it comes down to it the "us"es(USs? Usses?) as Harvey Milk said are all out there looking out for one another.

ThruPinholeStars ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Tried to once while driving through Australia, My girlfriend thought it was a bad idea...we drove past him, discussed it for 15 minutes (I thought it would be an interesting and different experience) before I finally put my foot down, turned around and went to get the dude with dreadlocks...by the time we had gotten back there again someone else was just picking him up...they stole my hippie!

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:45:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"My friend and I were pulling onto the highway yesterday when suddenly a Mexican (no pun intended) looking kid waived us down and ran up to our window."

I don't think you understand how to use the phrase "no pun intended."

TightLittleKnot ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 03:31:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. My then-girlfriend was feeling randy and wanted to have a threesome. This would be an all-girl threesome okay? No boys allowed. We were on a super long drive and got ourselves horny as hell talking and laughing about it, when fate sends us this cute as a button hitch hiker. Short blond hair, looking very dusty and tired from hiking - sexy as hell in other words. So with halfway serious, halfway "what the hell" intentions, we picked her up, found out she was from Germany and she was going around to different parks in the country and doing some itinerant type work along the way. Oh I should also say this was not in the U.S.A. It was in a country where people can still do that sort of thing safely. They do still exist.

Anyway, sorry to say, the cute German was not into it. She had places she needed to be. Believe me we were every bit as disappointed as you are right now. sigh.

frenris ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:57:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

it's amusing how differently people would probably react to this story if the people driving the car were guys.

SirPlus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure you'll come across another one.

Kiadawg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:04:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My mom picked up a hitch hiker once when she was younger. He drank the anti-freeze in the glove box and started hallucinating. My mom doesn't pick up hitch hikers anymore.

Imalawyerkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome- totally worth reading all the way down for this one.

urine_luck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

lol

scrottie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:25:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Driving back from California. Flew out but my brother bought a Toyota van (the old skinny Japanese one where the engine was below the front seats) from a friend of the family and was driving it home. Picked up two Bulgarian hitchhikers. I took a shift driving and had to learn stick. They bought us a Cinderella tape at the first gas stop and made us play it. They slept like logs in the back seat while it rained. When we got to their junction and they got out. The rain had mostly let up.

MITLYARG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:32:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I had a cool experience when I was a kid. My Arm was busted and was going to get a check up on it at Dr. which was on the DFW airport property at the time. My dad pulls up and this older gentleman is kinda standing around outside, asks if we can help him. Seems a jerk cabbie dropped of this BLIND guy in the middle of nowhere! I had appointment so went in my dad took him wherever he needed to go. Turns out this guy invented those plant fertilized spikes you stick in the dirt. My dad said he was real cool.

Father picked up blind guy.

Fjordo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:58:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up stranded people (by their cars), but never a hitchhiker. The closest to a hitchhiker I've given a ride is this: I went to a club with a group of friends. One female friend was hitting on this guy and she brought him around so that if she disappeared we'd know the face of the dude who she was with (in case something messed up happened). It ended up that she didn't go home with him anyway, he just disappeared. Well, two days later, I'm heading to the other side of Florida and I see him walking on the interstate without a shirt (still had jeans on). I pulled over and he kind of freaked out when I called him by name (he had the same name as my brother, so I remembered it). He was trying to get back to his home town in Georgia, so I took him as far as our paths split.

I've picked up a whole group of stranded people in Nevada. They just wanted to use my phone, but it can be really dangerous to get stuck out there and I didn't have any signal anyway. I drove them home.

dm86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Did you ever find out why he was walking along the interstate topless?

Fjordo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He was walking along the interstate because he was trying to walk home. He lives in a nothing town in Georgia, so some of his friends and he drove down to party. Apparently his friends that drove him there ditched him, or maybe he ditched them. And he wasn't sure what happened to his shirt just that it was gone. He really couldn't remember what happened (he was drinking a lot that night and I'm guessing he didn't stop the next day). He was very hung over and he needed to get back home because he had to be at work the next day. He didn't know what to do so he started walking.

dm86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When in doubt, walk it out. New life motto.

ta9 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:13:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Was leaving from a ski resort a couple of years back, and gave a ride to a couple of guys who lost their car keys on the slopes - they had to go home for the spare key.

Funny thing was after they got in I recognized them both from high school, and even better for them is that my destination was just around the corner from the house with the spare keys.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:15:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Back in 95-97 I used to hitch hike to Copper Mountain pretty much every day. It was pretty easy to get a ride because I was in my snowboarding gear with a snowboard. The coolest ride I got from from a writer in a DeLorean who was driving to California to pitch a show idea that I think ended up being some famous show. He let me spark up in the car, that was pretty sweet.

I pick people up every now and then if It's not a huge burden just to return the karma!

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:16:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

hitch-hiked once when I was in high school. upon exiting, dude said "peace be with you, brohas".

for the rest of high school, we were 'broha'. I still have no idea what that means, but it was f'n cool.

OriginalCagey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:20:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hitch-hiked all winter long for a few winters when my only mode of transportation was my motorcycle (no bus service and the roads were rarely plowed). This was when I was going to university so that meant hitching a ride at least twice a day, every day. In all this time, I don't think I ever got picked up by somebody who wasn't drunk.

No, wait... there was the devout Christian who picked me up just to convert me. He was palpably disappointed when he found out I already was one. According to him, only atheists hitch-hiked. Huh.

But back to the drunks. Yeah, I could always tell which cars were going to pick me up because they would swerve a bit just before slowing down. I always assumed that it was because "normal" people were too afraid to pick me up and it took alcohol to dim that part of the brain.

In later years, I returned the favor by picking up all hitch-hikers I came across. I can't say how many were noticeably surprised by getting a ride from a sober guy. Heh.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:29:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Most recently it was a dodgy transient guy asking where the nearest liquor store was while I was waiting a stoplight. I told him to hop in and gave him a ride to a liquor store. He then offered to buy me some Mad Dog and drink with him, I declined.

permanentmarker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:36:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Twice, both people that I either knew or recognized - I just randomly saw them hitching. First time I was heading to visit my brother and get some herb - I was out of weed. On my way out of town I saw a guy commonly referred to as "Cricket" (he was kind of like Rickety Cricket from Its Always Sunny, but then he killed himself a few years back) I gave him a ride to the town I was stopping in, he smoked a few bowls with me.

The other time was when I was heading back from that same town to my home town. When we (my dad and I were checking out colleges) were getting onto the on-ramp for the interstate I saw a friend of mine (we called him Fat Tylor) sitting nonchalantly sipping a 32 oz Mountain Dew in a plastic fountain drink cup. I asked my dad if we could stop and give him a ride, he said we could, so we did. He was heading to a wedding, and when we got back to town he revealed to me that he was not only drinking Mountain Dew, the cup was mostly filled with Everclear. I gave him a ride from my dad's house into town, to my apartment, which is when he asked me if I wanted to smoke some opium. I obliged and had a very floaty, weird afternoon. I didn't end up going to college that fall. I AM NOW THOUGH.

pinking_shears ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was 17 my friend and I (we are both female) picked up a hitchhiker. The guy gets in the back seat and says, in this really creepy voice, "Does your mother know you pick up hitchhikers?" My heart starts racing as I'm thinking that we just made a really stupid mistake by picking up this weirdo. I turn around to look at him and realize that he's an old friend of my mom's who I hadn't seen in a few years. He had grown his hair long and it was lighter than before from living at the beach. Scared the crap out of me for a few seconds.

CyberianSun ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:26:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Actually I did once he had a towel and was dressed in a green bath robe he seemed fully prepared to take on the world, He didnt seem to panic when we got stuck on some train tracks with a train heading for Belgium barreling towards us. He also seemed to speak or at least understand ever conceivable language that we came across.

RackemWillie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:57:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. I did so to interrupt the fight my ex-girlfriend and i were having at the time (year 2000). After we dropped him off, it only got worse... Probably because he sat behind her and looked like a meth addict...

Not hitch-hiker but I did the same thing with a different girlfriend (year 2005) when I invited 2 mormon fellas into my house to stop an argument we were having..

lovewillsetmefree ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:16:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once you've been on the road a while, watching car after car pass you buy, you make a silent pact to always pick up another hitchiker..

happyeriko ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:41:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As a fellow Ecuadorian-(American), I just want to say thanks.

Zootex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:48:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is one of the best threads I've read on reddit for a while, thanks heaps OP.

AchMeinGott ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:53:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I used to do this all the time...not as much hitchhikers, but when I was in high school I was the nicest guy ever. I used to pull over and help people stuck in the snow, change tires for random people, give people rides to the gas station to fill up a canister, etc, etc. Once I even saw a 60-70 year old lady mowing her lawn with a push mower and I stopped and mowed the rest of it for her. After I put on about 50 pounds and grew a beard, the "I could use some help" turned into "I have friends coming.....male friends....big, strong, male friends, you better leave now."

tl;dr

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:28:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was driving in New York once and picked up a guy who seemed ok enough. It turned out to be Bill Murray. I still remember the first words he said to me, "None of your friends are going to believe this".

He would not let me touch the radio. He would sing along to every word of Justin Bieber and Katy Perry songs. I never realized those songs could be fun. I asked him how many times he relived that day, but he didn't seem amused.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:55:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

me an couple friends picked up a hitchhiker during a bachelor party(3 man bachelor party). we were on large doses of LSD and tore through some dirt backroads with him in the car going 100+ miles an hour. 1 guy in the car had a facial deformity and was laughing insanely. the guy started crying and got out after begging me to stop. I would have stopped sooner but all the windows were open and were blasting Merzbow. it was freaking amazing. Id never do it again though

texasstorm ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:24:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Four true stories; 3 that happened in Europe in the 70s and 80s, and one that happened in Texas.

A girl and I were exchange students at university in Rouen, France in 1976. It was spring break and we decided to hitchhike to Greece. It was cold, but we were planning to sleep outside in sleeping bags. Outside of Lyon, some teenagers picked us up and said their parents were gone for the weekend and we could crash with them. They took us to a castle - I shit you not - a real castle with a Sleeping Beauty tower that had stone steps going up it in a spiral. The fireplace was massive, like the size of a garage door. They had about 8 beds in one huge room upstairs, so we stayed the night, smoked with them, and the next day we were back on the road.

We were in Italy on the highway around dusk. It was cold, dark and rainy, and the cars were flying past us. A guy stopped, and the girl I was with spoke a bit of Italian. He asked us where we were going to sleep, and again we said outside. Turns out he was a furniture store owner. He took us to his store, unlocked it, and told us we could choose which bed we wanted to sleep in. I was probably blown away at the time, but I am seriously blown away now when I think about it. Who the fuck would ever do that for someone today? He locked us in for the night and we left the next morning.

In 1980, I was trying to find odd jobs in France. I was on a tourist visa, which was only good for 3 months at a time. When my 3 months was up, I started hitching for Belgium just so I could cross the border, get my passport stamped, and head back to France. A Belgian guy picked me up late in the afternoon and I told him my situation. He took me to his house in Belgium and introduced me to his wife and young boy, announcing that I was staying the night and going back to France with him the next morning (he commuted everyday between France where he worked, and Belgium, where he lived). I had dinner with them, stayed the night in a bed, and got a ride back to France the next morning.

My friend and I were doing some work for a guy in Texas, and one night while driving, we picked up a hitchhiker. He was a pretty funny guy, so we told him he could camp with us, and possible even do the same work we were doing. He was with us maybe two days with a safe place to sleep, free food, and the promise of a paycheck. He ended up stealing a camera and some money and sneaking away in the night.

Rampart36 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:08:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who has been homeless and hitchhiked plenty in my life I can tell you that people like you, OP, are the reason I have faith left in the world. I do everything I can to pick people up now. I have literally saved lives by picking people up. It's more profound than anyone who hasn't felt it could know or possibly imagine. Thank you to all of you.

mantasm_lt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:52:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hitchhiker there.

To all of you who picks somebody up - YOU'RE THE GODS. When I stand on a highway with my backpack and see somebody pulling over.. That's one of the best feelings in the world.

I've been on a sail trip a month ago. Then we had to hitch back from countryside ~100 kilos to town. It was nearly freezing and totally dark at that time (did I say late fall in Lithuania is awesome?). A friend of mine and I were standing on the side of highway. Cars were passing by at 130 km/h while we were shivering in wet clothes in darkness. It took one and a half hour, but random dude picked us up. Sitting in relatively warm car and heading back to town was soooo awesome and we smiled the whole way. I bet the guy earned 100000 karma that night!

P.S. didn't pick up a hitchhiker yet, 'cause I don't have a car. Planning to get a big car so I could pick up every hitchhiker I meet.

Wintamint ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:54:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A little known fact is that a lot of Mexican immigrants don't speak Spanish. There are tons of tiny villages in Mexico where they still only speak native dialects. I don't even know the names for these languages, but they are sort of like what you might imagine Navajo or Cherokee to sound like. In Mexico, these people are looked down upon as inferior racial groups, and they often come to the states looking for work.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one that didn't get the pun?

louink ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:15:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Goddamn Mexicans first they take our jerbs now they take our hospitality towards others!

/joke <--Mexican too! Also now taking your memes!

billyturmoil ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I drove to Alaska from Wisconsin to work for the summer of 2006 with two friends. On the way back, we picked up an Italian woman in Destruction Bay (Yukon, I believe). She introduced herself "Hello, my name is Maria Carolina, and I am from Italy. I am trying to get to White Horse. Will you take me?" in the cutest of 50-year-old Italian woman accents. She was super well-dressed and had purse and a suitcase.

As soon as she got in and we started moving, she gave us her address in Tuscany, her e-mail address, and phone number, and kept telling us that we could visit and "wouldn't even have to bring any towels", we could use hers...

She also told us about her travels - said she takes 3 months out of the year to go travel around a region of the world, and spends a lot of the time hitchhiking. She was looking for people to drive to Mumbai with the following summer. She'd met a ton of people before us in Alaska and northwest Canada.

Eventually, we stopped to camp, and out of her suitcase she pulled some leftover pizza, some spices, some oil, and a giant slab of caught-that-day salmon that another one of her drivers gave to her. We cooked it over the fire on the tin foil from the pizza, and it was easily the most delicious salmon I've ever eaten.

She spent the night in our car while we camped outside. We got to Whitehorse the following morning. She bought a bunch of groceries for us and made us sandwiches and when we left, she waved at our car until we couldn't see her anymore. She was pretty goofy, and it made for a hell of an experience.

I'd highly recommend picking up hitchhikers. Alaska is a great place to do it.

polymath22 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:37:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i have picked up many hitch-hikers, no problem.

one man i have picked up a dozen times.. he lives in one town and goes to college in another.. and hitch-hikes to school.

one thing i have noticed is how young females act when you try to help them if they are broke down along the road...

you pull over to see if they are ok, and they act like you are a prowler just waiting to attack damsels in distress.

these ladies absolutely freak-out.. until i show them my cell phone and they roll down the window a little bit so i can hand them my phone so they can make a call.

thats been a few years, and now everyone has a cell to call for help, so they don't need mine anymore...

now, if i see a young lady stranded on the side of the road, ill just keep going. its not worth it be treated like a criminal when you are just trying to help.

we live in a society where we assume every stranger is a mass murderer.

-Naked-G- ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:10:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I can remember a person picked me up and drove me possibly about 30 - 40 miles. He dropped me off in a place called Thornhill... I offered him breakfast but would need to grab some cash from the ATM. When i got back to the cafe, he had bought me two rolls with bacon and a cup of coffee. He the handed me a bag containing sandwiches and juice for lunch!

goomyman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:26:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately in America soo many people are out to scam you, I am very sceptical but offer help.

Example #1. Guy at a gas station says he needs a ride to his car because it broke down. i ask him to show me his car keys to prove that he has a car. He doesnt have any and proceeds to lie and basically run away.

2. Guy wants money for gas at gas station because car broke down, I say no problem i keep a gas can in my car.. ill fill it up and set it up for you. Guy says no i need money.

3. Guy as for money to make a phone call on a pay phone, I offer up my cell phone to make the call. Guy says he no longer needs to make a call.

And my own story: Pre cheap cell phone times ( i know i know its hard to imagine life without one ;) ) broke down on the freeway. Wandered around knocking on doors to use someones phone. No one answered, i could see people peeking out their windows at me obviously there. Finally someone answered but opened their door just a tiny bit with the chain lock and handed me a cordless phone through the door.

People just arent trusting, but i understand why.

fromkentucky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:29:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once. Turns out the girl lived at a crack-dealer's house. Cops pulled me over a block away, stripped searched me in the street and confiscated my nunchucks.

desert_dessert ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My dad always did cool things like this (sometimes to the shock of my mom.) He died a few years ago, but this is one of my favorite stories. He used to love to take the train across country. He'd ride alone from Florida to California to come visit my sister and I. He'd always have incredible stories about the "train people" he'd meet and make friends with. On one of his last train adventures, he met a mid-twenties African American guy who had just gotten out of prison. The kid had spent a decade in jail, having gone in extremely young. My dad got off the train somewhere in the mid-west with this guy. He took a cab with him from the station to get some food together. He ended up spending the day talking with him. My dad said at first the guy had a lot of anger, just being released after so much time in jail. But by the end of their time together, my dad felt he had talked this guy into letting go of some of that. He hoped the guy was ready for a new start.
The day ended when my dad got this guy to the half-way house he was going to move into. He then gave him $400 (which was like all the money my dad had for his trip!), and wished him the best. He liked to think that for this one ex-con, maybe he made a positive impression on him, and let him know that there are still good people in the world. You rock Dad.

xSiNNx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:51:18 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A few years back, when I was about 19 or so, I had taken up a second residence out here in Phoenix. I grew up in San Diego, and my family still lived there, but I would frequently travel between home, and my second home out here, which was my buddy's apartment.

So one day in the middle of a sweltering Arizona summer, at around noon, my friend and I are heading west on the I-10 freeway, about half-way between Phoenix and the AZ/CA border. Up ahead underneath a small overpass is a small car, stopped in the middle of nowhere, with 2 men sitting on the hood. I slow down as I pass buy, and I can quickly tell that they are broken down. I pull off to the side of the freeway and back up to them.

I get out of the car and they walk up to me... Neither of the men spoke any English, but I quickly confirmed that their car had overheated, and now wouldn't start. The car was a terrible early-80's hatchback of some sort, so it was no surprise.

I did my best to talk to these guys, which at first seemed to make them nervous. Even though I was just 19 at the time, I have always been a 6' tall 200 lb. pale white guy with a bald-shaved head and tattoo's all over, and my passenger looked about the same. Eventually we managed to communicate that they were going to Los Angeles, the direction I was heading.

I told them to hop on in and off we went.

The tension finally disappeared after a good 15 minute car ride that consisted of terrible language barriers, and finally, one of them produced a book... 'Portuguese/English Translation'

Using this book, I found out that the 2 men were best friends. One of them worked in an auto shop in Portugal and an engine had fallen off of an engine stand and it squished his food. He showed me the foot, and it was a mangled mess wrapped in something like an old dirty T-Shirt. He was on his way to L.A. to see a doctor that was supposed to fix it for him so he didn't have to lose it.

Anyways, fast forward a few hours, I am approaching the coastal region, and I am low on gas. I realize that I don't have enough cash to make it home on me, and I had nothing in my bank account. I called home and asked if someone could western union me some money so I could make it, which they tried, but as my luck would have it, the western union that I found was 'down', and I couldn't find any others that were open. (It was a Sunday, now around 5-6pm).

Great, so I'm stuck, and the 4 of us are sitting in the car as I try to figure something out. One of the men asks me (using the book) what was wrong, and I did my best to tell him. He ruffles through his bag and pulls out a $20 and some change, and hands it over.

I explain to them that it is too late to drop them off in L.A. now, but I can put them up for the night and we can get them where they need to go tomorrow. They happily oblige.

I filled up, and we headed home. I got home and introduced them to my mom and grandma. My mom spoke a little Spanish, so she could somewhat communicate with them, and they talked for what must have been an hour. She made them a fresh mexican chile dish that I LOVED, we all hung around for a little bit and then went to bed.

In the morning, I got up at 6am, got them up, loaded them up in the car, and drove them from SD to L.A., to where they needed to go.

I gave them their $20 back and wished them luck.

I've done a lot of out-there and cool shit in my life, but this is always one of my best memories... They were awesome guys, and even partook in my badly-translated jokes about how my passenger friend liked fat women.

I'll always wonder how their trip turned out, but I'll never know.

Either way, picking up hitch-hikers has always been a part of me, and it feels really good to know you helped someone in need.

I've been in need so many times and never gotten an ounce of help, so its an amazing feeling to know that you spared someone that feeling, even if for just a day.

DPirate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:03 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was in college, I used to drive cross-country in my old Chevy van. It was part 1967 and part 1964, iirc, andit had a wicked shake to it until you got it up to speed. I usually warned people about it so they wouldn't try to jump out all terrified of the apocalypse or something.

This leather-overcoat clad guy, a pre-cursor to goths, I guess as this was 1988, was hitching and my first reaction was to pass him by. But I always pick up hitchers and went ahead and stopped anyway. As soon as he got in, I knew it was a mistake. Just got a real bad feeling off of him and he had those beaten, dead eyes you see in guys that spent their lives locked up somewhere, even though he was about my age.

I kept a club down the driver-side wheel-well, and made sure it was handy as I pulled out. Asked where he was going, I think he didn't say anything at all. Well, this shake the van had started at about 30 mph, and got progressively worse up to around 55, when it would suddenly stop completely. Also, the springs on the drivers front wheel were broken, which caused the passenger seat to be a lot higher and when you hit a bump on that side it would bounce quite high.

Anyway, when the van started shaking real bad, he looked around at me with a "What the fuck is going on?" look, and I couldn't help but start laughing. I was pretty tired and had been sleepng in the van for a couple days, so I probably loked pretty wild myself, and I guess he took me for some kind of maniac in my own right, since he suddenly started shouting at me to STOP THE VAN! STOP THE VAN! I did and he got out and backed away off the highway into the woods, lol.

More recently, I was hitching up in Alaska when a guy stopped way before where I was on the road and got out of his car and walked up toward me. He was about mid 50s I think. He gave me a quick interrogation then I got into the car behind his wife and we took off. Turned out we were neighbors, both going out to our properties, mend my dog, him and his wife and about 20 chicks all peeping away. Well, they would start peeping when he rolled down his window to smoke and they got cold, until his wife made him roll it back up and they would quiet down. His family had been up there for some years and lived by raising livestock for food and getting free stuff to resell or use from people who wre leaving the state or from dumpster diving. They might work now and then, but didn't have any use for jobs. When we parted, he tld me to look him up if I ever needed any guns, lol.

bcstoner ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:15:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

One time I ate a 8th of mushrooms and after a couple of hours and near my peak I decided to drive home and chill at home. Its like 3 am in the morning and I see a person standing in the middle of the road with blood all over his face. I pull over and ask him what happened. Apparently his girlfriend had punched him in the nose and left him there and he needed a ride. I said " Dude I just ate a bunch of mushrooms so if that sort of thing bothers you then dont get in" He said he didn't care so I took him home and then drove myself home. Good night.

EvilTom ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 08:22:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I got nothing against mushrooms, but can you please not drive while on them? Thanks.

sinembarg0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

3am is in the morning? no way.

InsouciantS ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:17:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
mentalnudistry ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:35:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My pickup rules:

Female? Yes.

Young female? Even if I'm gong the other way.

Male? Depends...who's in the car with me? Do they look smelly or dangerous? lol

Young male? Probably.

Groups? Probably not.

Families? I'll rot in hell if I pass them!

FYI, if I pick you up, you damn well better have a story or something interesting to say.

gnarbucketz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Skiers & snowboarders hitch rides up Big & Little Cottonwood Canyons all the time. They're usually pretty good about payment, in whatever form.

HubityJubity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:19:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Back when I used to snowboard, I would always try and give someone a ride up or down the canyons. That's a different type of thing though, a 15 year old kid with a snowboard isn't going to kill me.

neph ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:54:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Same here at Berthoud pass and Loveland pass. I hitch rides all the time, and pick up people when I have room. Met lots of great people that way.

Alsandr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hello fellow Utahn!

gnarbucketz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sup! I see you also survived the "storm of the century," lol.

TwistedRabbit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but were both students going to the same college.

You_know_THAT_guy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:14:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Picked up a hitchhiker on my way to school. He had lost his license due to DUI conviction(s). He was on his way to work.

cloudsurfer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely! I will stop and ask if I see someone walking an obviously long distance if they need a ride. I have done it since I could drive. I know what it is like to walk 10 miles a day and not have a single person offer a ride to me. I use my best judgment, but consider the relatively minimal danger inconsequential compared to the good of making sure my fellow man is taken care of.

SubyReeves ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:10:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This guy i helped out wasnt really a hitch-hiker, but he needed a ride to his car that ran out of gas on the freeway. After a short talk i found out he worked with a family friend as an Airline mechanic.

roadkillzombie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i've picked up a fair share of hitchers. and i always dream of the day i can leave life behind and become one myself. last hitcher was about 2 weeks ago, just needing a lift from the walmart to a grocery store in town (he had been told the walmart had the money transfers but it was indeed the grocery store). as i got home from this trip, found out he left his hat in my car. i suddenly felt very sad about it, but didn't know what to do. about a week prior to that i took a hitcher from chicago to indy, merely because i was headed at least that far with him. around here usually the hitchers are just taking the trains and get fucked by amtrak and just need to get around to survive the night until the next train.

Zanorfgor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:14:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Many, many times. I sometimes see hitchhikers when I am going from College Station or Huntsville to Dallas or vice versa. Taken many a Dallas bound hitchhiker to Dallas and many a Houston bound hitchhiker to Maddisonville or Huntsville (depending on start and end point, this can be upwards of 150 miles).

Every one of them has been extremely grateful, even the ones who I could only get part way to their destination (I suppose 100 miles closer ups the odds of other travelers heading to the same destination). There might be an axe murderer out there, but I figure the vast majority of them are just someone in need of a ride somewhere, and if I'm heading that way, why not?

geowilly67 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Used to do it quite often, enjoyed the company except one time. The dude had BO so bad I hauled his ass two miles and told him he had to get out. I felt like a dick but the smell was over powering.

smoom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:20:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

After backpacking in the White Mountains, NH for 10 days my traveling mate and I found ourselves 20 miles (!!!!) from our car's destination. We had taken one little wrong turn and the poor signage did nothing to alert us of it, until we literally came off the trails. Due to the grace of God and the wonderful, albeit scrappy-looking, trail cleaners we happened across, we made it back to our car via car. By hitching, we saved ourselves a rather long trek at night back to our cars. Grateful, we gave the guys 20$, because it was all we had. We both vowed that the next time we saw a backpacker with a thumb out, we'd totally pull over.

So about a year later, we're backpacking in Yosemite National Park, which is a pretty enormous park. On our way out (in the car) we see a petite looking chick with a huge pack on her feet, trying to get out of the park. It's about an hour drive from the valley to the meadows, so we pick her up. Turns out she was a counselor and not only did she give us 20$ (funny how that worked out) she also gave us these super amazing ice cream sandwiches.

Long story short, real-life karma is much better for your soul. We paid our debt to the backpacking gods.

AMcNair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:23:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick up hitchers pretty much every time I see them and it's logistically possible. Seems like I don't see them much anymore or when I do I'm on the road with the family.

A couple of times I've picked up the same guy multiple times. Once I picked up a guy whose car had broken down and he didn't have any family nearby. I picked him up at the same spot every day for a week while he was waiting for payday to be able to afford to fix his car. He felt bad at the end of the week because he couldn't pay me for gas. He was a good guy, just down on his luck.

Another time I picked up a Vietnam vet that was going to the VA hospital. He was getting some treatment that required him to come back every week for most of the summer. He lived 40 miles away from me, but had a friend that could take him as far as the highway exit on my commute, which went vaguely near the VA. After the first time, I told him to keep an eye out for me and I picked him up for most of his sessions. Never even got the dude's name. He wasn't very talkative and he didn't smell very good, but he always appreciated the ride.

I've always driven nice cars and hitchers are often surprised when I offer them a lift. With a couple of minor exceptions, they've always been cool.

ConnorP55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once picked up a little old lady I saw walking around a parking lot. She must have been 85-95 years old, she was walking so slowly it would have taken days to get to her destination at that speed. She asked me to drive her to the JCC for Senior's lunch. She told me how she likes to visit her friend after lunch and knit with her. It was very cute, and not once did this hitchhiker try to murder me and steal my car.

paulg1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Are you sure it wasn't a psycho killer who runs a motel dressed like an old lady to replace his dead mother? Whenever I meet an old lady, I give her hair a solid pull just to make sure.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:53:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Twice.

I picked up a woman in a waitress's uniform. She had a day of shitty tips so she couldn't spare money on a cab. She was 7 miles from her apartment.

I picked up a black guy walking on crutches with a cast on his leg. Apparently, he was sitting on his porch in Camden and he got hit by a stray bullet. He was trying to get to his mother's house which was a couple miles away.

tjw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I've picked up several. In my younger years I didn't really have much to lose except my life and I didn't (and still don't) have much fear that I will pick up a serial killer because it's such a low probability. Picking up someone who will rob you is more likely, but I wasn't too concerned about someone robbing me of my $200 car, a pack of cigarettes, and my dirty laundry. One guy I picked up really did look like a serial killer though. I picked him up along a 4 lane highway near an Interstate. He said he wanted to go as far North as I was going. I said, "I'm going north for quite a while.". He said, "Good, I'm trying to get to the Minneapolis Airport". I said "I'll drop you off at the terminal, it's on my way". I don't like to talk, so I didn't ask him anything. We just listened to the radio the whole time and he said "Thanks, bud" when I dropped him off, but other than that we didn't really talk at all for the 3 hour drive. I did ask him once if he was really going to the airport because I thought maybe that was just story, but he just nodded.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:00:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick up the amish all the time, they have to walk 4 miles into town in the cold.

karn09 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my roommate picked up a traveler from El Salvador a few weeks ago, his English was pretty bad at times, but understandable. He had come to the USA through Mexico for the American dream, but having not found it decided to move to Canada for another new beginning.

When we encountered him it was up in Buffalo โ€ฆ so close. Originally his intentions were to find a hotel to stay the night then cross the next day (It was evening). We ended up offering him a spot on the couch for the night, which he gratefully accepted. I decided to joke around about him being an illegal, which revealed he intended to swim across the Niagara River.

It sure took a lot of convincing otherwise against this course of action, what finally did it was just bringing him there. There is just too much current. His next idea was to get a boat, now realistically thatโ€™s just a bad idea for many reasons, besides it just not happening.

The next day came and went, and eventually 2 weeks had passed, with many schemes being brought up and dismissed as not doable. The guy turned out to be really cool, aside from his quirky proselytizing to become evangelical Christians.

Eventually Craigslist came to the rescue; some random driver took him out to another eastern border state, where much like he came in, he left the states and walked right into Canada. I heard from him a few days later โ€ฆ he had safely made it to his final destination.

Just thought I would share, made me feel good to help someone else for once.

TL;DR, picked up traveler who wanted to swim across Niagara river to sneak into Canada, let him stay for a night, ended up there for 2 weeks, but he turned out to be a really cool person and made me sad to see him go.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

"Mexican" doesn't really qualify as a pun...

cherboi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:25:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have a story that is not so positive, about 3 years ago when I was 17-18 I was crashing at my parents house for about a month. I worked at the mall that was about 20 minutes from their house and on this particular day I had work, which I was late for. I am always late for work but that's a whole other thread. Anyway so I get out on this main road by my parent's house and their is traffic everywhere I mean in my entire life I have never seen a two lane road that was backed up like this, I am talking bumper to bumper parked for miles. Anyway as I'm sitting there I see 7 cop cars SCREAMING down the wrong side of the road halfway on the median. I later learned that there was an armed convenience store robbery and shots were fired. I finally pull into a gas station minutes later to get a little gas, seeing how I wasn't really getting anywhere on the road.

That's when this guy walks up to me, he's white, 5' 10" and pretty big, and he's got a huge bag with him. He starts begging me for a ride and the guy is so obviously desperate I just kind of go "sure" without asking him where he's going or anything. I usually gave people a ride anyway just because I have been seriously stranded in the past. When he gets in the car I tell him I'm headed to work and I can drive him to the mall where there is a big county bus depot. Anyway I begin this horrendous meandering alternate route trying to get to work and this guy just starts talking.

First he tells me why he was on the side of the road, apparently he was about 6 miles down the road when the cops started coming and he had been in his girlfriend's car. This guy apparently had a couple of warrants and had straight up leapt out of his car and sprinted down the road. He didn't have a phone, wasn't from anywhere around there, and completely broke. I start getting nervous and then the guy starts trying to convince me to drive him about 30 miles to Baltimore. Dude tries to convince me that if I drive him back he'll give me money, drugs, introduce me to girls he knows, I mean anything he can think of. I am of course scared shitless and basically keep telling him that if I don't get to work ASAP my ass is grass at work.

Finally we get to the mall, I drive him to the busses, and I give him my last 3 dollars and tell him goodluck. Anyway I still give people rides, but I make sure that I am either

A.)Physically larger then them.(roughly 11% of the population) B.)I feel as if I can thoroughly convince them that I am fucking insane.

TL;DR seriously guys it took me like 6 minutes to write this just read it I'm no good at summarizing things.

mersault ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:25:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My buddy has the best hitch hiking story I've heard. I'll recount as best I can here.

This happened along the south shore of Nova Scotia. He was hitch hiking along the 'lighthouse route', which is a small highway that runs along the coast as opposed to the interstate style highway that was inland. He gets picked up by a gentleman driving a minivan. They quickly determined that they were going to the same town, so all was good. However, the guy explained he'd have to make a stop along the way.

He pulls into a marina, and it becomes clear that this guy is meeting his family at the wharf by a cruiser sailboat (30-35ft, maybe?). The guy explains that he's sailing his boat to the destination town, but the wife is driving the minivan (they were getting the boat to the town for a regatta). So my friend had an option: ride in the minivan, or go yachting.

So yeah, in coastal regions it's totally possible to end up hitchhiking via boat.

jumpy_monkey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In 2001 my son and I were driving southbound about 120 miles from of Fairbanks on the Dalton Highway, 400+ miles of 6 lane hard packed gravel stretching from Barrow on the Arctic Sea.

We hadn't seen a soul in about an hour and rounded a corner just in time to see a hiker step out of the bush and put his thumb out. Without thinking I slowed to pick him up and my son gave me a look like "WTF?" but it seemed the right thing to do.

He was a middle aged man from Indiana who had seen a map of Alaska and decided "I want to go there" and had spent the previous three weeks hiking the snowmobile trails between Fairbanks and Manley Hot Springs. He had been camping for several days along the road and although he had tried to flag down a truck none had ever stopped for him. He needed to get back to Fairbanks to catch a plane to Anchorage where he was to fly to Midway Island for a 6 week job he lined up to shoot rats for the US Government.

When we dropped him off at the Fairbanks airport he gave me some jewelry he had made with porcupine quills and caribou antler which is what he used to repay people who picked him up. I gave him my hairspray sized can of bear repellent I had carried with me for the previous 3 weeks, and he laughed and said "if I didn't need bear repellent for a month in in the bush I sure as hell won't need it on Midway".

DriftingJesus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck no! Does it look like I want to die or be in the company of poor people?! pssh.....

sobelle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Back in the early 70's I didn't have any money or a vehicle so I hitchhiked a lot by necessity. Being female and not wanting to be picked up just for being a female, I would dress as much like a boy as I could... hair tucked up under a watch cap, overalls and boots.

I always got the best rides from people who would lecture me on how I wasn't fooling anyone and didn't I know how dangerous it was.

I did have a couple of rides that I got a definite feel of creep from... I either didn't get in or I got out as soon as possible. No doubt there's danger out there but I tried to be as aware/intuitive as I could.

My last hitchhike landing me in Northern California where my ride introduced me to people who are my friends today. Best ride ever.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick up hitchhikers frequently. Here are the best ones I ever picked up (pic).

Drove them 217mi, stopped at the SF GG bridge scenic overlook before dropping them of on Market st. They offered some Humboldt county green to my wife and I, but we didn't want to accept in case they thought we were only doing it to get something in return.

Went to a wedding this week in Eureka for our friends Brooke and Josh. On the way home we picked up these two hitchhikers outside of Ferndale. I ended up driving them all the way to Market street in SF. Very nice folks. Ruairi O'Connor is Irish, Mariรซtte Van Loon, Dutch.

painordelight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I gave a dude a ride to walmart early one morning. He said he was going to go steal some diapers for his baby.

bendh18 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:43:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once I picked up a hitchhiker and he killed me. At least they have free WiFi in heaven.

kcroke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:21:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've only picked up a hitcher once. I was driving to Memphis and a couple were on the highway and as I passed, the woman's smile made me stop the car. My wife freaked and asked what I was doing. I told her they looked nice.

It turns out they were Swedish college students travelling around the world. Before I go any further, I just realized this sounded like a Penthouse letter and, it is nothing of the sort. These two travelers didn't have a place to stay in Memphis, but had contact to a family on a couch surfing website.

We suggested they come to our friend's parent's house for dinner. They have a large family dinner every Friday night and we don't miss it when we come for the weekend. Halfway through the dinner, the couple bring up couchsurfing. Our friend's brother said he was on it and it turned out he was the one the couple communicated with.

What are the chances that of all the people who picked these people up, we accidentally bring them to the house they had arranged to stay. This was definitely one of the craziest coincidences I can remember.

theGRZA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:29:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for being a swell human being and thanks for sharing your story. "You go, then I go." "Today you, tomorrow me."

maximum3432 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:46:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

@rhoner

Loved the story man! Displays of kindness from strangers really refresh my faith in humanity. I try to give out rides to strangers all the time, sometimes I just offer. Don't ask me why, but people always ask me for directions and I usually ask if they have a car, if they don't I'll ask them if they'd like a ride and a lot of the time they're baffled but so thankful.

This summer I saw a 6'7" black guy asking a store clerk how to get somewhere (by transit) that was about a 25 minute drive away. I overheard the convo and told him that I was going that way myself and offered him a lift. When people thank me I usually try to just say, "do it for someone else some day" but now I think I'll adopt your expression.

maximum3432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ps: I also teared up a little at the end....it'd be a good little short film :P

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:52:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Might as well share my only story and why I probably won't ever pick up anyone again.

I drive a two-seat sports car, and I was at a local restaurant parked with the "car scene" people in our city. Some of them started leaving for the night. An older black dude came up and asked me for a ride. I was bored, so i said "sure." Well he runs and gets another black dude. One sits in the other's lap in my passenger seat. They ask me to go to a liquor store so they can buy some alcohol and cigarettes. Turns out they want me to buy it. Being nice at that point, I didn't mind. Then they wanted me to drive them to the other side of town to a sketchy motel. I did that, but they decided they didn't want to get out there. At this point I became irritated and ordered them out of the car. They tried to accuse me of stealing some money from them, which was ridiculous. I had a feeling they wanted to rob me, but mania dumped a bunch of adrenaline into my system and I got so pissed off that I think I scared them out of the car. I left the motel and swore I was never giving a ride again. I'm not afraid of murderers or robbers--I'm just too cynical to bother again.

yamamushi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:20:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was driving through the hill country here in Texas, it was about 110 degrees outside and I passed this older hippie looking guy on the road who was walking with a cane.

I stopped my car and turned around to pick him up, he said he needed a ride to the next town over which was about 20 minutes out of my way but I felt bad for him walking in the heat.

I asked him if he minded if I lit up and he just smiled and pulled his pipe and a small bag of weed out of his shirt pocket. He gave me a few grams to thank me when I dropped him off.

Karma goes a long way.

seesharpie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:51:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is obviously an American phenomenon: the question itself seems weird to me.

Of course you pick them up! Why wouldn't you? You guys have watched too many horror films, I think.

thetoastmonster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:24:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I figured he was prob 18-22 years old

Like I said he was prob 20-21 years old

And they say smoking doesn't age you.

pururin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Prob, man, prob.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:55:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hiker once who cheerfully told us he'd just got out of jail. Not for anything really bad, he reassured us.

And once I picked up this girl who wasn't technically hitch-hiking, but she was so comprehensively fucked up she thought my car was a taxi. It was the right colour, but dissimilar to a cab in every other way. She was a beautiful, naive girl, from overseas. I drove her to her door, lecturing her all the way about how she should be more careful.

nickrj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up a few hikers, and have been picked up myself. I made it from Stockholm to the arctic circle that way! Thanks Scandinavia, you guys rock!

KarmaDog6999 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:51:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not only do I pick up hikers whenever possible, but in my younger days I hitch hiked over 35,000 miles around the U.S. just for the experience

udha ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:34:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I often have when the occasion presents itself. One guy was a deaf dude who had a shitty car with no petrol guage, and he ran out of fuel on a short but steep incline. Everyone was causing traffic jams trying to get into the free lane and I just hit my hazzards on and pulled up behind him to lend a hand. He was able to say he needed petrol and I showed him a fuel can and gestured and said I'd fill it up and be back in a few minutes, he gave me a tenner and I was back after about 5 minutes with petrol and change. He then said he'd been stuck there for about an hour.

Another time was very close to home, and was again a petrol mishap, the guy was very greatful and I just offered him a lift there and back to a station because his car wasn't in the way of traffic at all. He was a cool chap and again nobody else had stopped after about 45 minutes or so.

Have done a few shuttle-runs for people asking to catch a lift to train stations from shopping centers and stuff like that. They've always been Aussies so I've never had a language barrier to get tied up with really.

Having said that, I can't condone smoking a spliff while operating heavy machinery, that's a dick move right there. It's also important to use your judgement, you do take a risk with hitchhikers and it's important to assess each individual adaquatly and be confident that they are genuine.

folderol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:11:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't pick them up anymore. The last guy I picked up gave me fucked up directions which took me out over what we call "the flats". It's a mile or two stretch of road off a swampy area that has no off ramps until you get to the end. Well there are a few off ramps that head out into the mush but you wouldn't want to meet a stranger out there. Kids use it for racing at night.

Anyway, there I was headed over the flats with this jerk in my car. He rips his dick out and starts jacking off. I'm like, "WTF man put that shit away!" He starts asking me things like do I jack off when I drive. As soon as I got off the flats I pulled over and told him to get out. He said, "But this isn't near where I live.". I told him I didn't give a fuck I wasn't going to watch a guy jack off in my car.

That was the end of that. I don't pick people up anymore. In hind sight he could have done much worse out there on the flats than jack off.

luthiz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up two hitch-hikers in my time as a driver. The first one sat in the back seat, talked incessantly, and spit peanut pieces all over the back of my seat. The second one wasn't actually hitch-hiking, but was walking away from his car with a gas can, on the highway, and it was rather cold out, so I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. He accepted, and proceeded to steal my girlfriend's pack of cigarettes in the ~3 minute drive to the nearest gas station. Anyway, I haven't had much luck, so I tend not to stop these days.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:57:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick up hitchhikers, but only if I've got my gun. So far, I've had 4 or 5 that were just awesome people, one guy who took a dump in the back of my car, and one guy who got me to drive him to a gas station, got out, and immediately tried to carjack somebody else. (who didn't have a gun. The carjackee was allright, and the cops got the guy)

henriski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

People will pick up a complete stranger, but when someone with a nice car and insurance wants to share the road near you, you don't let them or flip them off? Not saying it's "you" but think about it. Wish I had the guts to pick up a complete stranger.

squeaki ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I picked up a chick in France; then went away for a weekend to italy, then came back to france and stayed at her place and we basically fucked for a month. Then I came back to the UK. I like hitchin.... or faire d'autostop as they say.

atcoyou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:04:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, but I have picked up his guide to the galaxy.

dLeTe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wanted to join in all the fun. (Even though this thread is way full and people are probably done reading the whole thing through). But this was about 5 months ago. I stayed late at work so was driving home later than usual. Took the exit to my neighborhood and saw 3 kids at the end of the off ramp. They looked early twenties; 2 guys, 1 girl. They looked beaten. Not filthy or dirty but not cleaned up I guess. Actually, they looked like every other punker kid I've ever seen.(punk as in music and style not that they're punk/jerk kids). Some band t-shirt, dirty leather jacket, and jeans. Their sign read, "We're just hungry. Anything will help". Now I've been homeless and jobless before. I know what it really feels like to be hungry, beat, and exhausted. I'm in a better place in my life now than I was in the past. I usually have a large amount of change in my car; sitting there until it's too full to put more and I take it home into a jar. I had just cleaned it out the day before unfortunately. I had 1 quarter... I pulled up to them and apologized that I could not offer more and gave them the quarter. Drove home to eat because I was hungry. As I sat there I thought to myself, "how can I sit here and eat when they're hungry and all I gave them was a quarter?!" So I got in my car, drove to a Jack in the Box and bought 4 burgers, 8 tacos, 3 orders of medium fries, 3 chicken sandwiches, and 3 medium drinks. (I know most of these were just off the cheaper part of the menu. I wasn't trying to be cheap. I would buy all that for myself honestly so I bought what I would get). I drove back and stopped across the street. Walked over and asked if they wanted to eat. They were so excited that the guys nearly jumped into traffic getting over to me. We stood by my car and they ate and I asked about their story. Now I take it the story as it is. For all I know they could be bs'ing and really live down the street from me. But what they told me was they were pretty much vagabonds. They left home (they were all friends since high school) back when they were 16-17; from Nevada. (I live in SoCal). They were 22-23 and have just basically travelled nearly the entire US. Hitch hiking. Meeting people. Squatting in abandoned houses. Which is where they were trying to get after someone stranded them 45 miles away from where they were squatting. For money, they participate in medical studies (which nets them a pretty penny sometimes. They showed me check stubs and ads for the things). Or they just spange on the side of the road. I offered to drive them the rest of the way to their place since it's getting dark. We drove and I told them my story. I used to be homeless for about a year. High school punk that got kicked out. No direction. No motivation. But wanted that to change after working crap jobs all my life. Moved to Cali from Washington state on a whim and have been here for four years now. Went back to school (haven't finished a degree yet though). Found an amazing job that's paying 50k with plenty of advancement contigent upon me getting a degree. (I'm majoring in bio now. So two more years!) Upon the ride, I didn't notice before, but the girl hadn't eaten a thing. She tells me she's a vegetarian. So I gave her a hard time about being dead hungry yet refusing food because she's a veggie. (nothing against vegetarians. It was the situation that I was teasing her about). So before I took them back, I offered to take her somewhere with food she wants. She refuses of course but I said, "I'm going to drive in circles until you tell me where you want to eat". She finally decides so I took her and the guys out to eat again. I offered the guys food as well even though they just feasted. Told them, "I'm offering right now and you're not seeing me later so take advantage of my offer. Take the food back if you want". So we sat and chatted some more about life. How cruel people are just because you're on the road asking for money. (They told me stories of douchy guys spitting at them from cars. People "pretending" to almost hit them.) We had a good time and enjoyed each other's company. Afterwards, I took them to the place they were staying. And that was that.

dudemann ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:44:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up a few hitchhikers but there are two small situations that stuck out for me. The first was a young couple whose car had broken down at a gas station, had to be maybe 20 yrs old or so, driving some old Volkswagen. I offered them a ride since it was on my way anyway and once they piled in the guy muttered to his girl "I hope he's not a cop, but I could really use a fucking joint." Fortunately, I had my piece on me and some extra, so we loaded a bowl and smoked on the way. Turns out they were staying with an old hippie couple who were used to being stoned 24/7 so an hour of sobriety was torture.

The other situation was an older guy I could tell was the construction worker type, walking away from an area that had condos that had been damaged in Katrina. It was like 40 degrees out so I picked him up and he explained his deal: he was from Texas and needed work real bad, and a couple of people in the same situation convinced him to go with them to Gulf Shores and make some money. After a few weeks of working, he stopped getting calls to come to the condos and finally, the night I picked him up, he woke up and found that his "friends" had left and took all but his wallet and one of his bags he was using for a pillow with them. I went out of my way and took him all the way down to an Arby's in a truck stop right off the interstate. I have to say, I may have been swayed by the photo of his wife and daughter, but he seemed nice, so I'll believe the story.

tonster181 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes it's best just to take people at face value. Everyone is so worried about getting scammed that they don't help those that are truly in need. You did the right thing.

Geo_Music ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was never big on picking up hitch-hikers (my nervous paranoid american mindset)...

The one time I did I was driving from Auckland up to Goat Island to do some snorkelling. There was a guy and this super hot girl so I said what the hey I can at least take them up the road.

They were German and when I asked the guy his name he said "Gandalf"..."Yea right man what is your real name"....

It really was Gandalf...he said his parents were big LOTR and Tolkien fans and they named him Gandalf.

I wish I took a picture of his ID or got his email.

Reordin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up 10 or so hitchhikers in my day, never had anything go 'bad'. Really only one honorable mention in that department.

Guy's name was Gus, using past-tense because he's probably dead by now. He was walking in the cold in the Rocky Mountains, and didn't have his thumb up, but it was night and I figured what the hell.

Gus gets in the car, and he'd just recently gotten out of jail, 7 years or so for meth production and sale. Had several teeth left. He lived in an abandoned school bus in the mountains, and tried to impart a few life lessons during our 20 minute journey.

  1. If your girlfriend could be dropped into the woods with a gun, and kill a rabbit without aid, she was marriage material.
  2. If said marriage does not work out, and you guys start physically fighting, do not strike her, poke her with fine needles so there will be no marks when the police come.
  3. Creeks are a fine place to store one's alcohol, assuming proper barricading procedural requirements are met.

Anyway, my mind was blown. He'd had 4 wives and had/has 8 children. Former vet, 'former' addict, the list goes on.

Moral of the story is, every now and then, you can pick up some strange hitchhikers, and even if you really, really strike out (as I did), you can end up with one hell of a story. And a can of creek-stored natural ice for your troubles

Zf1987 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:21:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Meh, not that its gonna make a difference, but here's to you guys and these awesome stories.

drinks from his glass of water since he doesn't drink alcohol.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:29 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A little late but here's a kind of Christmas-Hitchhiking story:

Last year about 1 week before Christmas my husband and I were on our way home from cutting our tree when we see a ratty, beat up Chevy pulled over on the side of the road. By this time its dark, really cold and we are in the middle of nowhere (there's not much where we are). My husband (who always picks up Hitchhikers) pulled over sitting "charity, Christmas etc. etc." and gets out of the car. I follow. In the car was a young 18ish girl with a baby in car seat next to her. My husband asks if she needs help and she explains that she was "kicked out of her house, was is on her way to see someone in the next county and ran out of gas." We offer her a ride to the gas station, strap the baby in the backseat and she just kind of sits there. My husband tells his usual corny jokes and meanwhile I'm wondering how wierd it is to drive down a country road, with a baby, a stranger and tree tied to our roof. When we arrive at the station we help fill up her gas jug, drive her back to her car and my husband even pours the gas for her while she puts her child back in the car. She refused any further assistance and was mum about much of anything else. Not an exciting story but the baby, the tree and young girl on Christmas I thought was interesting. Hopefully, she's doing alright now :)

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:57:44 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think we should get a list of people who downvoted this, and invite them all out for a free sandwich or something. They obviously need some love as they dont seem to understand it.

Draegur ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:02:46 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I could give you more karma, because you've earned more than just a point from me, today.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:32:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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boundlessgravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

let's do drugs?

Hyperbola_0 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:56:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

picking up hitchhikers is the most asinine thing ANYONE could ever fucking do. Four years ago I was on my way back from my girlfriends house. A van pulled up about a 1/4 mile ahead of me and black smoke started rolling out from underneath it. I was a volunteer firefighter at the time, so my first thought was to stop and make sure this dude's vans wasn't on fire. I pulled up slowly and checked out the van before parking in front of him. I rolled my window down about 2 inches and hung my cell phone out the window and honked the horn. Before I knew what the fuck was going on the motherfucker had jumped into the bed of my truck, out the other side and had opened my passenger side door. (I didn't have power locks) As I heard the door open and looked over I realized this guy was pointing the biggest pistol I had ever fucking seen. He told me to drive.. so i did. At this point I'm somewhere in between shitting my pants and punching myself in the face for pulling over. I looked over at him and said, "well.. this is what I get for trying to help a motherfucker out." After that he ordered me to turn around a get back on Tom Starling Rd where he'd broke down. We drove past is van and he told me to turn onto the road that he came from. We pulled up at a place called Agreco. A big industrial building out in the middle of nowhere. He ordered me out of the truck, searched me, and found my wallet, cellphone, inhaler (asthma), and no money. He hit me in the head with the barrel of the gun (hard, but not hard enough to knock me out) and told me to give him my pin number to my debit card. I did, several times.. and once he was decide I was telling the truth he walked me out into the fucking woods. Now, I'm far past terror.. I'm in the grey area between dismay and sheer unbelievable panic. I'm going to get shot in the head in the middle of the woods. It was fucking insane. He told me to get on my knees and pray.. I didn't pay.. just kinda looked at the gound and sayed quiet. He told me if he saw me walking down the road that I'd die there. I say ok.. And he left. I sat there for a while.. I don't know how long.. and then got up and ran.. I ran like a motherfucker.. a cheeta didn't have shit on me. I ran 2 miles down the fucking road and found a place called Dayco.. there were people standing outside on their break.. I called the police.. and that was that. They found my truck in Florida 3 weeks later.. that was 4 years ago.. They never caught the guy. But whoever he is he probably still has my address, phone number.. and SS#.. lol.. Don't pick up strangers.. I don't care if they're dieing the in street. Call the police and keep driving..

rosie_the_redditor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

holy fucking shit.

Wuped ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Please don't let your one bad experience color your views so much. I'm sympathetic that you don't want to pick up hitchikers but calling is assinine goes to far. I am willing to take the risk of picking up a psycho in order to help out people who are actually in need.

saygt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

do you keep a gun in your car now?

Hyperbola_0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:01 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Nope.. Don't keep a gun..

Wendel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:55:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20020101&slug=singleton01

In 1978, Singleton, who died Friday, raped 15-year-old Mary Vincent, cut off her forearms with an ax and left her to die. The next morning, she stumbled down a road and, with her arms aloft to stop the bleeding, flagged help.

Quartzblade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

well JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Eleanor_Abernathy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I remember that. That story made me stop hitchhiking (in 1978).

She was a teenaged runaway hitchhiker who he had picked up.

DroppaMaPants ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:19:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Every hitch hiker I've picked up was a joy to have - except this one brat near Mt Washington and this other douche bag near the city - but I sold their livers on the black market so it's totally cool.

Dr_Gorgenflex ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:23:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was killed by a hitch-hiker.

aperson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:50:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I seem to be combo commenting in this thread, but Americans roll spliffs? I thought that was a European thing to do.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. Yes they do.

aperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just to make sure we're all in the know (not saying you're not, I know people that wouldn't know the difference), but a spliff is half tobacco, half marijuana.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I know. My friends roll them all the time. I think anyone who is going to roll one probably knows what it is.

diggexpat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

To most Americans, spliff is just slang for joint.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've never heard "spliff" used in regards towards a joint. Every time I've used it or heard it used, it was in reference to a weed/tobacco mix. Where in the country are you from that you think that? In New England it's definitely the combination usage.

diggexpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:31 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry for the sweeping generalization. I'm in Ohio, and that's the usage I'm familiar with. I always thought it was a technical term originating in Jamaica for a specific type of cone shaped joint.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:55 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry, I just realized how condescending the "where ... that" part might have come across. My bad, I didn't mean offense.

In the Northeast, we just call cone shaped joints "cone joints" (simple enough, right?). Maybe it's just up here, but we keep things as simple as possible. It looks like we (New England) should be decriming it in most of the area in the next few years, so we'll figure out the terms then and report back xD

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

O rly? I guess most Americans don't live in Eugene... we have kind of a rep here. XD

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Americans to counterculture are what we think Eastern Europeans are to popular culture. Its unfortunate how much later we catch on.

munky9001 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:35:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder if axe murderers or escaped convicts pick up hitchhikers... it's just fair...

shiny_brine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In some areas, where cars aren't owned be everyone, it's considered very rude to pass by a person walking without stopping to ask if they'd like a ride, even if your car is filled to capacity.

drippysoap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I try to pick up people now whenever I see them, esp after being turned down for rides. There should be a national pickup a hitchhiker week or something.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've only picked up a hitchhiker once, and it wasn't eventful in any way. I was on my way home from work and I had nothing to do. I drove by a big dude who was hitchhiking before I had time to pull over, so I had to turn around.

I picked him up, we talked a little, he was getting some meds from a place on my way home, I dropped him off and everything was cool. At no time did I fear for my life, and I fully intend to pick up every hitchhiker I see, as long as I am not going to be late for work or whatever.

ajayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
Kaell311 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just picked up one today. Her name was Sharron, and she was trying to get home from the north side of Grand Cayman to her house in George Town. My wife and I gave her a ride to Bodden Town where we are staying, which is almost to George Town.

vamper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

once drove a man from Greensboro NC to Knoxville. Interesting conversations, according to him he made this trip evey few months. He was a professional bum, explained that he made 200 dollars beggin at a walmart in 4 hours. At the time i was a very broke kid driving a work vehicle and this bum bought me lunch. even offered me 20 bucks for my time, i refused the money and went back on my way towards Chicago, 350 miles off of my original course :D.

guntharg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:51:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a pizza delivery driver I would drive past the county jail often. About once a month I would pick up a couple of guys who had just gotten out and needed a ride back to town. Almost every time they had been put in lock up for a couple of days for driving drunk or getting drunk and fighting, or just being publicly intoxicated.

TurtleNipNToxicShock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would love to contribute some amazing stories like my fellow redditors here, but my attitude toward hitch-hikers is somewhat tainted. My great-grandfather on my father's side picked up a man who had asked for a ride at a gas-station. The man ended up stabbing him repeatedly and left him to die on the side of the road after stealing his car. My grandmother being the go-getter that she still is today (though slipping quickly) remarried within a few years. Unfortunately, this man was shot to death by a man to whom he had offered a lift to the next town. Again, left bleeding to death on the side of the road. Both of these murders occurred in southern Texas (around the outskirts of Corpus Christi)

Sometimes I drive by bus-stops or see people walking and wonder if I should extend a free lift to their desired destinations but the death of family I was never given the opportunity to meet stops me every single time.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In high school once, late at night, 2 friends and I were rolling along heading back home. We lived outside of the city, and had just spent most of the night at a rock climbing gym. We're in the middle of effin' no where at this point. Nary a streetlight in sight. I come over a hill, and spot someone holding out a thumb. Well shit, at this hour, nobody should be stuck in the middle of nowhere in near pitch black. Not many cars coming along at that hour either. Plus, earlier I had been saying how I've always wanted to pick up a hitchhiker.

So I pull over. The friends didn't even see the hitchhiker, have no idea what I'm doing. Girl runs up, and gets in the back beside my friend, scare the shit out of him because he didn't see her coming. "Thanks guys, I just need a ride into town". We say sure, hop in.

She's on something. That much we could tell. Maybe just coming down. I would guess coke, as my town is known for coke and weed, and she wasn't on weed. Another clue she may have been a drug user came when she asked us "Yeah, can you drop me off wherever I can find drugs?". We laugh and say sure, there's this one corner. Keep in mind, town of like 5,000 people, there only is one corner to get drugs.

When I look back though, it must have been a weird experience for her. Coming down off something, hitching in the middle of the night. Picked up by 3 teenage guys who are all sweaty and wearing shorts and tshirts because we had been rock climbing, (and it wasn't exactly a warm night), with all our gear just lying around. To make it even better, the two friends were both playing with rubik's cubes, trying to race each other. Also, the music was old trippy techno from the early 90s.

We dropped her off at 'the corner', so she could find drugs. No one in sight at that point, but I'm sure she'd find someone if she waited long enough. She thanked us, and that was that.

WanderingPuppy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have picked up and been picked up.

I was on my way home, after dropping the bf off at his place, and I saw a van on the side of the road with the side doors open and a man waving cars down. No one stopped for him. I stop and get out of my car and there he is, with his pregnant wife, out of gas. So I offered him a ride to the gas station, course it was closed, so we drove to another. Thankfully this one was open and we drove back. He was a really nice guy, tried to pay me but I couldn't accept it. I think I was 20 at the time.

The time I was picked up was only a year ago. I was at a club with my friend and her bf and she disappeared (drunk btw). Her bf was no help and I told him that if he wasn't going to help me find her he could go f*** himself, so he left. The club starts to close and I'm stuck with no ride and not knowing anyone. One of the Bouncers at the club saw me and started chatting with me. I told him what happened and he offered me a ride home. Not only did he drive me home, but he drove around the immediate area of the club looking for my friend before we gave up and drove away.

vermithraxPejorative ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, he smelled. Fell asleep for hours. Had just slept under a bridge in Wyoming during the winter. He was happy to be warm. I bought him lunch in Laramie and there our paths diverged.

TheChosenOne570 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This planet needs more people like you. I remember two people particularly. One was Mexican looking and holding a sign looking to go to State College in PA. Its over an hour DRIVE there and its about 95 degrees outside. Fortunately for him, I was going there to party. He STUNK horribly. He had been walking for 2 or 3 hours. He starts telling me of how he hitch hiked across the country... but he can't leave the state now because he beat up some dude for calling his cousin a spic. Whatever, though, he was chill.

Guy #2 was pushing a bike and he had a limp. Kind of curious, so I loop around and pick him up. I had a convertible, so I put the roof down and assist him getting his bike the back seat. It was a beautiful car so I was careful not to scratch the paint. Somehow, this dude fucked up his foot in paintball... but then I hear the bike shift and I get a HUGE scratch down the side of my car where the bike hung over the edge. He spent the rest of the ride apologizing about the damage to my car and offered me the money in his pocket (which wouldn't have covered anything.... but I appreciated the thought). I told him not to worry about it.

Picking up hitch hikers can be an interesting time.

seemoreglass0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Prolly to late to the party but...

Driving home from college, I picked up some guy, drove him to a gas station, got him some gas and drove him back to his car.

Not everyone is a serial killer apparently.

Skibum04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:03:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No but I have been picked up many a times. Ski off the back side of a moutian until you run into a road, hitchhike back the resort. Hichthike to the top of a canyon longboard home. Hop a train for the hell of it, get off in the next city, hitchhike back. Never ever been hitchhiking with an actual destination I was trying to reach.

Brannigan0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:06:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

long time lurker, upvoted this.

dropfry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes and he didn't say a god damn thing and just stunk up my car so I dropped him off at the next gas station.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We already ordered Chinese food

You clarified that your use of "Mexican" was an unintended pun, but not so with "Chinese". Can you explain?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've given rides to a couple of guys through the years but never for long distances. Met a guy at a bus stop who was trying to get across town but was gonna be late, we rode to my house and I drove him from there. Another time a guy was walking by my apartment complex looking for a street about 2 miles away, it was about 100 degrees out so I gave him a ride. Then gave a ride downtown to a guy as I was going to work.

Thinking about it those three were big burly black guys, I've only refused rides to sketchy white guys at gas stations.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hitchhiker yesterday. He seemed a little tweeked out, but he was nice. Every time I see hitchhikers I pick them up, I like meeting new people, and i'm not afraid of strangers. Americans these days think that every strange person is a serial killer or rapist. All of the homeless people, and hitchhikers I've meet were really interesting people.

LettersFromTheSky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have not picked up a hitch hiker yet, but I have been picked up. I happened to be walking down the highway to work and this car all of a sudden pulled over in front of me onto the shoulder. The driver backs up, rolls down the window, and said "Do you need a ride?" I was taken back because I wasn't looking for a ride. I looked at the car and looked inside and saw two little kids. I was like well what the heck, so I got in. As soon as I got in I was greeted with 90 degree heat. I was like WTF. The guy driving explained that he and his sons had just gotten back from rafting down the river and were trying to dry off. Long story short: I made it work way earlier then I had planned and met a total stranger on the way. Its still one of my most creepiest experiences because I have no idea what I did to make him think I needed a ride.

DoktorStrangelove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In Colorado it's usually not a big deal, especially during ski season. If you see someone on Loveland pass, they just want to use your car as a backcountry lift. Pretty much anyone carrying ski gear can be deemed trustworthy.

imaliased ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was driving home one night after midnight. It was pretty cold out; standard for Fall in New England. The rain the hardest I'd ever seen it rain. A guy was walking down the street holding his coat over his head and a thumb jutting out from underneath. I went about a quarter mile past before I stopped and went back.

The guy was pretty grateful. He was walking home, probably from a Bar/party. I dropped him off by his house, and that was about it.

MGTS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just recently I made a trip from the bay area up the coast (U.S. 101) to Newport OR. On my way back down, I stopped in Crescent City to sleep (540 mile, 12 hour drive with stops, one way). I get up in the morning to eat breakfast. I was staying right at the edge of town so I just waked to a Jack in the box. On my way into town, I come across a guy sitting on the side of the highway (just a street through town at this point) and he is trying to head south. I tell him I am going all the way down to Sonoma County, and he is thrilled.

Here is the sad part, just a month earlier, he had been working for a lady doing field work up in Oregon and he had a mishap with a riding lawnmower and he managed to crush his pelvis. He had no medical, so all the doctors could do was give him some crutches and some meds and send him on his way. He had a backpack with a tent and warm clothes and he was just trying to get someplace that could help him heal. We found a gospel mission where he could hopefully stay for a night or two. Unfortunately, he had a dog with him (very well behaved pit puppy) and they wouldn't let him in without ID anyway. So he decided to head back to Humboldt area hoping that he could find a place where someone could take care of his dog and try heading back down to SF later.

I was sad that I couldn't do anything more to help him, but it felt really good to do some good and transport a guy given the short end of the stick 300 miles in the direction he was hoping to go. So far I have picked up about 6 hitchhikers and about the same number of CL rideshares. I am always cautious though.

PeterMus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Funny story. My brother was walking through campus trying to take a short cut.. 45 minutes later he was totally lost and tired and laying on the side of the road. A friend from work who recognized him pulled up and was like WTF are you doing on the side of the road? He drove him back to his car (2 miles) and we laugh about it still.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's a really awesome story. I'm always down to help whoever I can whenever I can. It's just sad that in this day and age most people are skeptical about picking up hitchhikers. Their concerns don't go without reason though.

My creative writing teacher in high school was a former NYC taxi driver and told us a story about a fare he had one time. Yeah, I know, it's not a hitchhiker but it's a story and it involves giving a stranger a ride. Said fare gets into the car and pulls a gun on the driver. He tells him to drive to the outskirts of the city and to not ask questions. The entire time this guy thinks he's dead. His entire drive consists of his life flashing before his eyes. Fortunately it ends better than some would expect. He takes the fare to his desired location and lets him out without a problem. He never found out who the guy was or what/who he was on the run from. He said that experience was part of why he quit that job.

Jerbones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Im movin to Texas

ohmslaw36 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I did once

Two Decembers ago I was dropping my friend off from a party at 12:45 AM. After I dropped him off I was making my way to the main streets and a lady flagged me down. I pulled down my window and asked her if everything was alright and she said she just needed a ride to the grocery store for a job interview which was scheduled at 1 am (grocery store is about 30 mins on foot from her place and it was ridiculously cold that day). I was a bit hesitant however when she explained how her husband left her and her kids with no money I had to let her in.

While we were driving she went further into her story telling me how her husband was a deadbeat and was fooling around behind her back. She had her suspicions and when she found out it was too late. He stole a bunch of money from the house and was never heard from again. Luckily, he didn't get the secret stash the wife hid in the backyard so they were good for another two weeks.

When we arrived at the grocery store she thanked me and tried to give me some money to cover for gas. I told her that she should keep it for her and her kids and to go inside because she wouldn't want to be late for her interview. However, she didn't listen, opened the door, threw the money in the backseat, slammed the door, and ran to the entrance. Before she went inside she turned around gave a huge smile and yelled " Thank You Sir"

Made my night

vaulted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I am touched by the kindness shown by 'transporters.' I have picked up a couple of hitch hickers, but only once. They lacked regular washing and intermediate education, yet I was glad for the company and opportunity to do good for others.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

atlanta has a hwy that does a complete circle around the city, i had a few buddies that would start at the same place go in opposite directions and see who could hitchhike back to the starting point first.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was once a few miles off the coast of Fl fishing with my family when our boat's single motor cut out. It was a terrifying few hours before some guys fishing in another boat saw us and were nice enough to tow us back to the marina.

super_cool_username ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was 17 I picked up a hitchhiker in Memphis, TN. She was around 25 - 30 yrs old, was fairly pretty and seemed a little spacey. I don't know if she was stoned or what. Anywho, she told me she was in SF when they had that big earthquake in '89, then unzips her pants and pulls them to her knees to show me the scar on her thigh. Totally made my week.

hakaddict ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, and two words. ROAD HEAD.

gootenbog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In high school my buddy and I were travelling down the interstate in a very old Subaru. The problem was that the steering was going out and I could barely control the car at 50 mph. We see a poor guy with his thumb up in the rain. We pick him up and he is full of thanks until he feels the car jerk hard to the right. Then he starts getting worried and asking us if we should stop. He lasted 5 miles with us and then asked to get out. We let him out of our death machine and continued down the freeway. Drove the car for two more weeks like that.

EVILSUPERMUTANT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to lurk on reddit and read stories like this until joined, I just want to say I still find it hard to believe that there are actual human beings on the internet with actual basic human emotions and virtue. Were it the other way around I wouldn't have picked up the guy and not to be an asshole but because I'm always paranoid and expecting to screwed over in one way or another.

But it's nice it turned out fine for you though and to see that not everyone is an asshole in this world of assholes. I wouldn't have done what you did and still wouldn't but I commend you for helping that guy to his destination.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This takes place in Colombia.

We were traveling on a dirt road covered in rocks from rock slides, on the side of a mountain, when we pass by this man carrying a backpack and a stick, ages from any sort of town. We pull over and let him into the car and get to talking.

Turns out he was the mayor of the town on the other side of the mountain and he was trying to make it to a meeting on time in order to discuss the maintenance of the roads we were on. Now that he was in a car, he had a less strict traveling schedule.

We shared sandwiches and left him at the front door of his offices.

lexpython ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pick up almost every hitcher I see. The only time I don't is when I am running errands, stopping every mile or so. Most hitchers are cool, some smell badly, some are drunk and thus annoying and every once in a great while I get a scary one. I keep a Ka-bar next to my seatbelt so I don't worry much. I once let a kid sleep over on my couch, he was hitching in a snowstorm and had just gotten out of jail. I didn't worry, he was very nice and I lived pretty far out, so if he tried to steal stuff he'd have a long cold walk. He didn't steal anything.

Hitchers are people without cars, and they need rides.

crim_girl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My tale is from a few years back. I was 19 and out with my parents picking up dinner. We had just dropped my step-dad off at the place he wanted food from and my mom and I were about to head to another spot so we could get something different. We were about to leave the parking lot when right in front of us was a car accident that was pretty bad. It was one of those where you just sit there for a moment and go oh shit we could have died then everything kicks in and you jump into action. Though unfortunately I had to sit in the car and yell my instructions to my mom(I was on crutches at the time and even the accident victims were more concerned with me than themselves). Everyone was ok and because I had to sit in the car I was able to see before them that fuel was leaking and catching fire and 911 was able tell the fire truck to hurry it up. Ok so jump to the end, the one driver had no way of getting home and was starting to freak out because it was her only car she didn't know what she was going to do. My parents talked then gave me the choice of giving her a ride(my leg was suppose to be kept elevated across the back seat). Of course I said we could and we told the girl(of about 23 or 24) to hop in and eat a bbq sandwich. She was very sweet and after some work and a sandwich she stopped crying for a bit. The sweet part was that her boyfriend that she called saved my mom's cell phone number and they called the next day to thank us again and again and to try to give us something but we said no. This is my only "hitch-hiker" tale, mainly because most of the ones I see creep me out and a couple of not so great things happened to family because of crazy hitch-hikers.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

the_dayman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I tried to hitch-hike one time pretty recently when me and my girlfriend got in a big fight and I got out of her car pretty far away from home. A cop pulled me over and told me hitch-hiking was illegal. He breathalized me and told me he would arrest me if my girlfriend didn't come pick me up. That was a terrible way to make up from a fight.

beachbum4297 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've both hitchhiked and picked up a few hitchhikers.

Before I even had a license, a few times I had missed the bus and hitch hiked to the beach. 4 times. The first two were random, seriously hot girls who I wish I could have gotten to know better. They picked me up, the guy in the rash guard with a saddle bag and a body board.

All had cool short stories and it was a lot like meeting someone in a hostel.

I figure I made myself a lot more approachable and had an easy time (no more than 15 minutes wait any time after I got on the main roads) since I was in an area where everyone is going to the beach, dressed in beach apparel.

Since I've gotten my license I always felt grateful to those who picked me up and enjoy returning the favor.

I've picked up everyone who I've seen asking for help, and offered a few rides when it started pouring down rain, and about 20% accept. I'm surprised more don't take rides in the pouring rain, but I am a random guy in a beat up pickup truck.

As far as the .5% with bad intent, I didn't pick up the middle aged woman with her face covered with pock marks and boils at 3am on a back road one night who had a sign hinting that she would be willing to compensate handsomely for a ride. I also carry a short club in the driver's side door, and can handle myself in a fight.

I hate that its illegal and not only is it fun and a kind thing to do, but saves gas and if reliable, could provide transport for people who cannot afford cars. I'm disappointed people aren't more trusting and caring.

I've always extended a lot of trust, even to the shadiest characters, and have never been double crossed by anyone I had extended trust to. I feel like the act of giving trust makes people more trustworthy.

desmund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up a few times...

First time fairly uneventful some kid from Holland sitting at a gas station trying to get from Ottawa to Toronto. Just so happened that I was heading there myself so I took him the whole way (about 450KM's).

More recently I was driving back from work and this lady is at the side of the road next to her car and she waves me down. Apparently her brother dropped her off at her car but she left the car keys in his car, has no cell phone, yadda, yadda...She said that he just left so we can catch him at the next light. I drive tell her to look for him, but she can't find him, we keep heading down the road for about 5 minutes. The next thing I know she starts rubbing my leg and tries to make her way up. I asked her wtf she was doing and then I realized I had just picked up a creative prostitute. I ended up driving her downtown to a street corner.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Since I can't really tell the gender of you guys, are there any ladies out there who've picked up hitch hikers? I've always been tempted, but every guy I talk to strongly advises me not to.

Cavemencrazy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

North American white boy here. I spent 2 years in Guatemala. (A country just south of Mexico) We hitch hiked EVERYWHERE for the 2 years i was there. We would take busses every now and than, but getting a ride was a lot cheaper and more fun. ;-) We would be in the back of trucks, on top of vans, even the cops down there would pick us up. It was awesome. We would get picked up about 3-6 times a day.

It would take about 10-15 min for someone to stop and pick us up, but sometimes as quick as 1 or 2.

Now that im back in the states, i help everyone out, because i know how it is to be the one on the side of the road with somewhere to go. 2 weeks ago i picked up a 50 year old man w/ the most epic white beard, drove him for an hour, and heard his life story. Awesome guy.

I believe that most people in the world are good people. And thats why i risk a little, to help a little more.

whiskey06 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I have picked a few up in my day. I also used to hitchhike to-from work, sometimes to-from school. Once I hitched from the interior to Saskatoon and back. Coast to coast or up Vancouver Island would be sweet.

freefrompress ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to hitchhike when i was a teenager, now it's my turn to help.

FitzFool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure if it counts but tonight after finals around 9:30 P.M. I was walking to my car and some kid comes up to me and asks if I had a cell phone he could use. I actually didn't had mine and told him so.

As I was walking away I looked back and saw him just standing there looking confused and worried about what he was gonna do. So yelled over to him and asked him where he lived and if he wanted a ride home. He said he lived about 20 minutes away so I was like come on I'll give you a ride.

On the way to his house I tried to make some small talk but he was shy fellow. When we go to his house he thanked me profusely and ran inside. Made me feel better about how badly I probably did on my finals.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to pick up hitchikers all the time in high school and early college. I dont really see as many these days, and I also rarely drive ...
Back in the day, my best bud and I picked up a homeless dude at the bowling alley and smoked him out and got him some food and dropped him back off around where I met him. We talked about women and how he stole things from the grocery store to get by (food and smokes and booze) and just this and that. He asked if we listened to Pearl Jam, which was a lil odd. (This was probably 1999, but the dude was probably in his 30s or 40s)
The next day I came into work and he had dropped off a carton of cigarettes with my manager, and told him that I had "left them in his car". I never saw him again.

dbiscuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There's a beautiful rails-to-trails bicycle path in central Wisconsin, through rolling hills, about 30 miles long. I'd intended to ride starting first thing in the morning, but one thing lead to another, and I didn't get started until just after 1pm. I was new to the area and had to drive 90 miles just to get there, but sure enough, it was a beautiful trail. Knowing that the sun would set and I wasn't attired/prepared to spend a night in the wilderness with no shelter, I revised my plan to only bike a portion of the trail. Beautiful views and a boundless sense of youthful energy later, I found myself 30 miles from my car. If I made similar time returning to my car, I would've made it JUST before sunset, but as I turned to head home, my legs completely cramped up and I could barely walk, let alone ride.

While I hobbled to a nearby town, I called my girlfriend (at the time several states away) to let her know what I was doing. She was worried enough that I would bike alone through the part of the world Ed Gein called home. Upon hearing of my predicament, she made me swear not to hitchhike just before my cell phone lost reception. Upon arriving in nearby town, I found a kindly bartender who let me borrow his phone free of charge to try to scare up a ride (cab/etc.), but none of them were keen to drive 80 miles round trip for anything less than a hundred and a half, and I'd just started a new job, and so had little by way of free cash at the time.

A nice couple from out of town (dressed VERY trendily in a tiny Wisconsin bar) offered to give me a lift if I was headed their way, but I was exactly the wrong direction.

Just when I was about to start hobbling back or try to fall on the kindness of some cabbie, a fellow at the end of the bar who'd been drinking and watching my frantic phone calls offered to give me a lift. The bartender knew the fellow's name, so I figured if he was an unsavory chap, at least he was a well-known unsavory chap and someone would know with whom I'd gone missing.

This guy had a few drinks at the bar, and as soon as we load my bike into his car he grabs another beer from a cooler in the back. I figured I could keep him from having more to drink so long as he was talking, so I started engaging him on every topic I could think of. At one point we start talking about jobs and he mentions how lucky he was to have the job that he does (working on porcelain sink construction). I ask why he considered this lucky and he mentions that it's hard for ex-cons to find work. Wishing desperately to avoid further discussion down this path, I ask what he did before prison, to which he replies, "Killed cows with a hammer." My mind went somewhat blank at that point, and I don't recall what we talked about the rest of the way to my car. I do remember him saying how this was only 10 or 15 miles out of his way and refusing to take the money I offered him for the lift. He just smiled and nodded knowingly and muttered something about passing the good along.

Sure felt like a situation where everything could've gone wrong, but it ended up working out beautifully.

I've since picked up several hitchhikers, and if they offer money I simply smile and say that what I'm looking for is to get them to their destination, to get to mine, and to have no one get stabbed in the process (not kidding). The luck has been good so far, or perhaps folks are too stunned to do anything unwelcome.

thcobbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I never pick up a hitchhiker unless they already have their towel.

PartyOnAlec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was driving in downtown Hermosa Beach with my buddy Andrew. We had just come from a party, and we were covered with paint and sponge-on tattoos. It's like 3am, and its looking like rain. As we're driving, we pass a guy who's just sort of dragging himself along. He listlessly throws his arm out to his side with a thumb out as if he'd done it a thousand times tonight. Andrew says something out the window to him as we pass, like "Hey man, good luck."

I get about 100 yards up the road, then step on the breaks. Andrew gives me this look, probably because I'm driving his car, and I throw it in reverse and back up towards this guy. He gets excited and jumps in. He starts talking immediately about how long he's been out here, and how his friends ditched him in Redondo Beach (one city South). Turns out we're both heading towards Manhattan Beach (one city North), and it wouldn't be too far out of the way for us to take him.

We make a stop to pick up our friend Lexi, a very pretty young girl, who gets in the car with some unease over being in the back seat with him. I excitedly declare, "Lexi, we picked up a hitchhiker!" And she hesitantly introduces herself. He shakes her hand and says "Hi, I'm Alik." At this point, I step on the brakes. I was already a bit nervous, as I had never picked someone up before, and he now introduced himself with my (fairly uncommon) name. Sure enough, he pulls out a business card and he's not lying. The spelling's different, but it's my name.

We drive him back to Manhattan Beach, and he is all manner of grateful. He invites us in to his apartment. Andrew, Lexi, and I all look at one another with a "Should we really?" kind of look, and then we give each other the "Fuck it." shurg and park. Alek turns out to be awesome. He gives us a bottle of Patron, and we talk about movies and stuff for like 45 minutes. We have a pull-up contest on the bar in his doorway, and talk about how rad moms are. As we get ready to leave, we all take pictures together in his living room, and he says that he has gifts for us. He rummages through his closet and brings out a pair of seersucker pants for Andrew, and a shirt commemorating the Great Tennessee Valley Rubber Ducky Race. With that, we said our goodbyes, and left with an awesome story that we still like to bring up from time to time. On nights when it's just the three of us, we like to drink to Alik.

TL;DR - Picked up a hitchhiker named Alik. Ended up being an awesome night of drinks, silly clothes, and memory making.

PICS:

Alik being thankful to Andrew and Me

Andrew, Alik, and I

Me, Alik, Andrew, and Lexi

jeremyl04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who has hitchhiked over 10,000 miles. Thanks to you all who do pick up people.

pissoffa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My friend picked up a hitch hiker and the guy stuck a knife in his mouth and robbed him. Then sliced open his mouth. It was the 70's though and I think it was in Mexico.

Dienekes289 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:15:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A friend of mine (not a redditor, but I keep trying) was hanging out at his place one night when another friend (this one is just a crazy mofo) called him and asked him if he'd like to ride along as the crazy friend drove a hitchhiker to New York. We live in Michigan. My crazy friend was driving down the road, saw a hitchhiker and asked him where he was going. Dude said "New York," and so my crazy friend was just like, alright, I got nothing better to do for the next day and a half, called my other friend to join, and drove round trip to New York City and back. That's the best story I got about hitchhikers.

treadmikeway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've definitely picked up a few. I hope they're doing better than the last time I saw them.

ThatWriterTreez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:17:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This totally makes me want to pick up the next hitch hiker I come across.

traitorous_8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A long, long, time ago I knew a girl that lived in a semi-remote village where the buses only ran a few times a day. If you wanted to get somewhere without a car you had to hitchhike, walk, or take the funicular.

As an American I was lied to that hitchhiking was dangerous.

In 2008 when the French were on strike and none of the trains were running, my girlfriend and I had plans to see a friend in southwest Switzerland.

The train ride would have been from Avignon to Geneva and then Geneva on to the destination a few hours west.

We managed to get the last available rental car in the Avignon area. We head out on our drive shortly after lunch from Pont Du Gard in southern France. We stop at some gas station in the middle-of-fucking-nowhere France a few hours outside of Avignon. We're inside the gas station stretching our legs and having an espresso.

I look out to see a taxi come to a halt and a woman jumps out and takes her luggage out of the trunk (the cabbie didn't even get out [very un-French like] I figured she pissed him off somehow).

The lady that got out of the taxi is now in the the waiting/rest area of the gas station. She looks around. She looks at the truckers and then at me. She walks over to me and starts speaking French a million miles a second. This would probably be fine if I actually spoke more French than "I'm sorry, I do not speak French. Do you speak English?"

Apparently my blank stare clued her in that I didn't speak French so she asked "Do you speak English." Yes, Ma'am I do.

We end up giving her a four hour ride to Geneva. It turns out that she was the curator/vice-president for the Geneva Museum of Modern Art. She said that we can visit her anytime we'd like.

TL;DR I gave a lift to a lady from the South of France to Geneva. She ends up being the curator/vice-president of the modern art museum in Geneva. Somewhat famous apparently.

Eleanor_Abernathy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Many years ago I picked up a couple (guy & gal) in SoCal. They were hitching and working their way down the coast and getting ready to return to the east coast. I mentioned the name of a friend back east who hitchhiked cross-country quite a bit, and they knew him! So I let them stay at my place that night and we called him up to say "hi." Turns out he and lots of other people were worried about this couple because they'd been out of touch for so long. It was autumn so I gave them a sleeping bag and a ride for about 100 miles the next day.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:44:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I like today you...tomorrow me, but sometimes it doesn't work. Here's my story: I picked up a guy who was damn crazy and into the drive a bit said, "I'm not going to do anything, hell I have a gun on me now, if I wanted you dead, you'd be gone." This was in addition to him continually repeating he was going to "beat this bitch" and telling me his old Samsung phone had GPS, so he could track anyone. At the end of the ride, I say, "I did you a favor, now you do me a favor and leave that woman alone." He replied, "Nope, she has it coming." ... I'm working my human trust back up.

God_of_gaps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:53:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a lady on the side of the road. I saw a broken down car and I saw her walking about 100 yards away from it, so I picked her up and brought her to a gas station so she could get a gas can and some fuel. At first she refused the offer of a ride, and I told her "The next exit is like 3 miles away, just hop in and I'll take you up there." She got in and made a nervous joke about how she knew karate and would beat me up if I tried anything. I was 23 at the time and she was like 40 something. We made some small talk, got the gas, and I started on my way back. When I passed the entrance to I-95 and started going south, she got visibly nervous and was looking around like she didn't know where the fuck I was taking her. I explained "I am going to get back on 95 past your car, that way I can come southbound and drop you off next to the car." I could almost hear her have a sigh of relief. I was not creepy or strange at all, I even let her pick the music from my ipod. I think Americans have a really fucked up sense of fear of EVERYONE around them. We need to turn off our TVs and spend more time in the real fucking world. Most people are good.

lifeshort_partynaked ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a guy on the stretch between Canberra and Sydney. When we passed the Belanglo State Forest he started telling me how he was mates with Ivan Milat, and his theories on how there MUST have been an accomplice, and he's probably still out killing.

I'm not a small dude; 6 foot and about 100kg, but this guy was bigger and uglier than me. I got a little edgy, but we had a good chat about mother stabbing and father raping and all kinds of groovy things, and it all turned out ok.

Still though, whenever I see someone, I stop- they can't ALL be serial killers.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:43 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Upvoted for Arlo Guthrie reference.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The important question everyone wants answered is has anyone ever had sex with a hitchhiker?

pantsbrigade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I usually pick people up, but I'm from a small town in a desert and needed a ride myself more than once when a car broke down. In theory you could die out there if nobody ever tried to help you.

Explaining this to people when I later lived in NYC was impossible. City folk are 100% convinced that every single person walking down the side of the road is a cannibal rapist serial killer with a bomb in their suitcase.

My best story: picked up a hispanic dude who was on the way to see his girlfriend somewhere. he raved for a while about how amazing her shaved pussy was and then said "hey man, do you smell something?"

me: "actually, yeah."

him: "sorry dude, my friend gave me a bunch of chewing tobacco in the last town and it was so good I shit my pants. I tried to clean it all up but I guess it still stinks."

me: "..."

him: "want me to sing you a song?"

me: "okay."

Then he sang me The Rose. He was pretty good.

Wufei74 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:07:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I try to be a good person as well.

I live in an apartment with 4 seperate apartments( 2 top, 2 bottom). Well, me and my sister(who live on a bottom apartment) decided to walk to the store to pickup some soda. I live like 6 blocks away from a grocery store, so it's not a bad walk.

When we get outside I see a UHAUL van; looks like I have a new neighbor. It's just a 20ish year old guy who's moving stuff up to the apartment all by himself.

After we had got back from the store(and I just carried 2 24 packs of coke, and I'm a small dude) I was pretty worn out but I noticed this guy was still moving all of his stuff by his lonesome.

So I walk up to him and introduce myself and offer to help. After moving these two 8 foot tall lockers(think middle school) full of stuff up the stairs, my hands were almost bleeding, but all the heavy lifting was done, and he didn't need anymore help.

Before I went inside he said "I don't have any money to pay you or anything...", and I couldn't help but feel a little sad. I wasn't doing it to be greedy, and I hope that he's never had someone offer to help and then ask for money in return.

What kind of person would do that? :<

Sorry for the rant, I just felt it sort of fit.

Zolty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This will probably get burried but the Mrs and I are going to philly for winter break and we are dropping some guy off in DC on the way. If this is my last post on reddit he was a psycho and killed us all.

If not I will post on the road.

But yeah Craigslist rideshare is awesome.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have, and never had any bad experiences unless you count a homeless guy raiding all the change in my cupholder one time. Hey, he was homeless. What are you gonna do?

Billski ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:27:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So I was living in Dunedin New Zealand and went up to Queenstown, only a 4 hour drive with a scottish friend of mine. I had a wonderful time and decided to part ways as classes were starting the following monday. I ended up standing outside of town for 3 hours. This may be due to the massive beard and the general unkempt nature of myself. I finally get picked up by this rather small woman who is in her mid thirties. She is very friendly and very alone. I keep thinking this girl is trusting even for a kiwi. Then she takes off her jacket and it turns out she is a professional body builder. Her biceps were as big as my head. She starts talking about how she does martial arts and wants to get into MMA. Crazy. Lovely woman, she drove me all the way to my house. Good fun.

On a second note I love to get picked up by farmers, they always tell you the craziest stories. I can never tell if they are true or not but they always put on a great performance.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have picked up a few people over the years my favorite two experiences were these:

I was moving up from Santa Cruz to Folsom California with everything I owned (including a 6'2" surfboard) in my Saturn SL1. I Saw Andrew with a sign on the 80/580/880 interchange outside Oakland which read "Sacramento". I pulled over and after he crammed in the back seat next to my surfboard, we started talking. He was from New Mexico where he was a dishwasher. He had traveled all over the west coast experiencing life and along the way had lost his Greyhound ticket for his return trip. His idea was to head over the mountains and head down through Colorado back home. I drove him to Sacramento, bought him a burger and gave him the $40 in my wallet (all I had). I told him of the local hostels and wished him luck. I hope he made it home.

The second was Ebon & Crystal Hacket and their friend "D" from Chicago. They traveled all over the US picking up random jobs to pay their way (they had just finished a winter as snowboard instructors in the South Tahoe area) and just experienced life to the fullest. I drove them down to the Greyhound station and when we arrived I noticed one of D's bags was pretty worn, so I emptied a tent stuff bag that was in my trunk and gave it to him. We exchanged info and I wished them well. I never contacted them. I wish I had. I would like to know how they fared.

I was grateful for the time I was able to spend with these good people, and I am sad that I have now grown out of my invincible age where I was always willing to pick these folks up.

This was because once when i needed a ride I was given it, food, and warmer clothes from a good person.

If we don't take care of each other then who will? Nobody. And when you are on the road and there is only nobody to take care of you then it is a lonely path to walk indeed.

mobiduxi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

multiple times (Germany)

Most funny was a travel north, I had some problems with the engine. Two women spoke to me at the fuel station to hitch a ride. I was on the edge, because of motor getting hot and all. So I was happy about company; they promised to give positve energy to the engine.

During the trip the stories were excellent. They were from someorg called "rainbow family" and just had stayed for some weeks in the forrest, without tent and anything (it was autumn). The quieter one was a messenger, not really allowed to communicate with outsiders.

Really impressive, and really a good thing to not be alone if you do not really trust your machine atm.

dataslave1011 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:45:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A girl I hung out with in high school once stole her grandmothers minivan and went joy riding with her cousin. They picked up a group of three hitch-hikers along the way. The cousin was driving when one of the hitch-hikers pulled out a knife, slashed his neck from ear to ear and threw him out of the mini-van. They demanded the girl drive them to Detroit. Granny noticed her mini-van missing and the cops pulled the car over at the Ohio border. The girl was OK and luckily they did not cut deep enough to hit any major arteries on cousin but he had HUGE scar. They managed to go over state lines so it was federal kidnapping and attempted murder, They will be old men before they get out of prison.

Quviron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my brother were driving back to Melb from a trip to Sydney in the middle of the 2009/2010 Bushfire season when we passed this chap who's car had broken down.

We didn't stop immediately, but decided shortly after passing to stop. reverse and give him a lift to the next town. The only reason we did this though was because there were bush fires everywhere and if we were in the same position we would sure as hell hope someone would stop to give a lift to us (no telling if a wall of fire was going to come rolling over the hill towards him)

profoundly_confused ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live in rural Alaska. Particularly in winter I'll pick anybody on the road up. If they are walking on the highway I'll stop and ask if they need a ride even if they don't have a thumb out.

anno3439 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:47:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I tended to be afraid to pick up hitchhikers when driving alone. Then I saw a hitchhiker with no arms and figured out he wouldn't be a too big threat for me.

verytallperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Was he 'armless?

AbandonedLogic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:51:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I do. Mostly when I am traveling alone for an extensive ride.

Once traveling from Belgium to Austria I picked up two girls who where standing on a highway fueling station with two massive backpacks (backpackers are generally nice people) and decided to take them along.

Soon after one girl started on her cell to her boyfriend, who was apparently going to pick her up on the next station somewhere. So she ask me to pull over at the next stop. Needless to say I was getting suspicious, if her BF was on the way, why the hassle of soliciting a ride from someone else? Why the secrecy with the phone? And there come the questions.

About 5 minutes after that a blue, lowered, old BMW with tinted windows pulls up from behind me, slows down in front of me and stays there. The girls chat in Polish for a bit and then tell me this is her BF..

At this point I am convinced that I will get carjacked at best..

Nothing else to do, I pull over. Have to mention that at no point there was any real snag in the conversation, or anything to point out their hostile intentions, except for my own imagination off course.

So the bwm pulls over, a rather well built guy comes out, bald as a marble, leather jacket, sunglasses.. Yes, I'm going to die now.. She gets out, hugs 'm. Comes back, hugs me. Guy thanks me for taking his GF along for a ride and everyone leaves happy..

I enjoyed the rest of the day a lot more after that. Skies were blue, music good and the drive enjoyable..

TLDR: thought I was going to get carjacked by bald mafia gangsters in a tinted BWM after picking up 2 girls on the highway. All was well in the end.

Herr_Yogi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I haven't picked up anyone (not seen any when I've driven) but I have hitched.

I was in Israel a few years ago and had to get from Jerusalem to a kibbutz on the Golan Heights on a Friday. For those who don't know, most of Israel goes into sleep mode between Friday evening and Sunday. I get to Tiberias and, having missed the only bus that went near the Kibbutz that day, I caught the next best one that went "just round the corner".

The bus dropped me off at a T-junction and the driver told me to go catch the next bus going right. Turns out the bus I needed stopped about 2 hours earlier, so I consider walking it. It's late on Friday so there's not much else to do. It was also about 40 degrees C still.

I tried asking a local how to get there and he just told me to get in his car and he'd take me most of the way. Turns out that "most of the way" was to a roundabout 8-10 miles away. He left me there and said go right. I was surprised at how easy it was to hitch a lift the first time, wasn't even trying. But now I was on a deserted road without the faintest clue how far to the kibbutz. I figured it was still 5 miles but again, had no choice so started walking. I saw about 4 cars in the next 45 minutes, the last of which stopped as soon as my hand went up. I asked if he knew the place I needed to go and, he started driving, telling me all about it, asking what a foreigner was doing going to a little kibbutz in the middle of nowhere etc. He, instead of just dropping me off, takes me to the centre of the place and wishes me good luck etc.

I Hitched a couple more times that week, just getting about that empty area and, with so few cars around in the first place, I was surprised how ready they were to stop for me.

tl;dr: Accidentally hitched a ride, then tried it on purpose, Saved from 15 mile hike in 40 degrees C.

Jorbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:10:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

About a month ago, I was starting off an 8 hour road trip from south Mississippi to eastern Georgia. I was sad b/c I was leaving my significant other behind temporarily. About 10 miles up the interstate, there's a dude with a guitar case and a thumb in the air. He looks like he's about 40~ish. I figured, what the hell, I could use the company. Pull over, ask him to show me the guitar (just to be at least a little safe) and ask him where he's headed. "Atlanta." Well fancy that, I'm driving through there today (5 hours from then). He seemed pretty shocked that I'd take him the whole way, but I didn't care. He slept most of the way, but we talked about guitars mainly while he was awake. I dropped him off in midtown and never saw him again.

TL;DR Picked up stranger, drove several hundred miles, everything turned out better than expected.

Eatthat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:11:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My brother drives a 4runner with big tires good off-road suspension and etc. He is kinda big off-road fan. In our small country all the off-road guys from forums and etc help each other. And if they see some guy with a jeep or truck whatever they always stop to see if they can help out. One time , couple of months ago on the Highway we saw a guy with a Feroza stucked. We stoped to see with what can we help him out. He was out of gas. We coudn't take out of ours so we started towing him for the next 20-30km to the nearest gas station, this guy was just out of luck he didn't have money we gave him 10 bucks so he can put gas and get home. And that was it :) My brother is always doing this things, it doesn't past a day when he hasn't helped some guys , pulling them out of the snow and etc :) I am aways trying to help some guy out... but damn I don't leave the city :) Not so many things to help out with in a city that you have everything on walking distance :)

TLDR. People are nice everywhere, Africa , Asia , South America, Europe. Help a brother out, tomorrow might be you.

liotier ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:12:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hitchhikers always have good stories - that's why I like to pick them up occasionally.

cactiaregreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:16:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I tried driving up to Canada by myself when I was 16 or 17. At this time I was very open-minded and wanted to get out there, meet people, explore the world, etc...

I picked up a hitchiker along the way who was going in the same direction as me. At one point when we had stopped he tried get me to engage in sexual acts with him. I told him to get out of the car. He wouldn't. I ended up driving to a grocery store and asked someone to call the police for me. He left finally, but he stole a lot of my stuff including my registration, proof of insurance and my birth certificate (I thought I would need it to cross the border). When the police got there I tried to file a report but they just seemed amused and kept asking if we were a couple and had gotten in a fight. I went to a Pizza Hut and got a personal pizza, but I couldn't eat it. Trying to fall asleep in the parking lot I felt extremely alone and like the world is a very cold place.

I'm not trying to make a generalization about hitchhikers, but that was my experience.

Aven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:17:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My brother is currently traveling the world, started from here in Missouri, hiking and hitchhiking to the American/Mexican border, and taking rides and cheap buses all the way to South America. A few years later he made it to Europe and has taken over 70 rides, and has only given great stories (thanks to emails he sends me).

The way I see it is,if y brother can travel this way, why not help others like others have helped my brother? What has happened to man when we can't even help somebody out on the side of the road? Why have we come to a point where it's only about us and not helping out a neighbor?

Anyway, I finally had the opportunity to pick up my first hitchikers, two guys in the early twenties (I'm 19) at a busy spot on the highway by an exit ramp. I drove by as I was in the passing lane when it was too late to pull over and drove all the way down a couple miles to the next ramp to turn around, came back to turn around until I got to them (they had started walking down the highway since nobody would pick them up). I pulled over and had a lot of stuff in my car since I was bringing up extra stuff for my house from my mom's place. The two guys came from a fest in Illinois and traveled through to Missouri and were trying to get to a town or at least a highway close to their town. The city they were going for was an hour in the direction I was already heading and said I'd take them. They came, one was dreadlocked, the other shaved head and most people would say they looked "rough" but it made no difference, my brother used to have dreads, appearance means nothing and all the fear for hitch hikers is because of ridiculous cinema.

After talking for a bit and listening to some Incubus, I had over my sack and some papers, trusting them to not pinch and roll a j for us as I drove. They did just that, returned the sack and we sparked it and chilled, they enjoyed the smoke as their feet were sore and when I got to the connecting highway, I pulled off to the side to let them out and gave them a couple bottles of water each since my mom had given me a pack of some. I then explained to them the bystander effect in case it helped - the idea that the more people around the less likely you are to get help. I'm sure they found their way.

I love meeting new people and hearing their story, and this is a way to hear a story you likely wont ever hear again.

akira410 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I doubt this comment will be read so late into the game, and my story isn't all that great, but I do get a chuckle of.... well, I don't know what kind of chuckle it is, when I think about it.

I've picked up two or three hitch hikers in my time. Two were uneventful. One was slightly amusing. I'm on my way to work and dude looks like he's been walking for a while. I pull over and he asks for a ride to the court house... says he has an appearance to make in like 45 minutes.

I drive him there (it's only about 5 miles from where he was.) As we're pulling up to the court house, he tells me that he is to appear in court because of a recent DUI he received. He asked me to drop him off behind the court house.

I pulled around back and he pulled a 40oz beer out of his backpack. Smiled, said "hair of the dog", and walked behind a bush to drink it before his court appearance 30 minutes later.

introspeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hitchhiker at 10 in the morning. He smelled like a brewery. He wasn't slurring his words yet, but he was definitely drunk. Just to make conversation, I asked where he was going. "Ah, just got out of jail this morning. Three month sentence, for my third DUI." So I guess he celebrated by going straight to a bar. Somehow I doubted the jail time taught him anything...

Proarcher108 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:32:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up this kid one time, and by kid I mean he was in his 20's. He was from Japan and barely spoke any English. I had pulled into the parking lot of the post office and I saw him asking everyone for a ride but no one would give one to him. So when he asked me I couldn't refuse, it wasn't too far out of my way or anything. The only condition that I had for him was that I needed to drop off my package first. He was a cool guy. He had one of those pocket translators that he used, his name was Yuma. I eventually dropped him off at the bus stop, we took a couple of pictures and that was it.

SkeeterJSloat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:55:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I haven't, but my friend has a couple of times

MuffinPurperGurk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:58:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just a few months ago a somewhat-celebrity in my country (Austria) got into a car crash with her fiancรฉ, who was bleeding heavily after he got a piece of metal rammed through his stomach. It was the middle of the night on a rather low-trafficed road and she tried to stop a car (she had lost her cell phone), but was full of his blood and obviously crying and screaming - It took two hours (!) and roughly 50 cars for someone to stop and call an ambulance. The man died. Thought this might be relevant.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:00:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, on accident. I was tripping and his wife was having a baby.

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boundlessgravity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

go on...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well me and a few friends had taken some mescaline I had acquired at our friends house. He anded up puking after deciding it would be a good idea to eat a chicken sandwich sitting out all day and lay down, so I left. I see this guy running down the middle of the street with a duffel bag, sweating his ass off. He resembled the neighbor of the friend whose house we were at, so I slow down to say hi. He starts going on about how his wife was pregnant and she was at such and such neighborhood and he had to get there pronto. He looked pretty desperate and in my state I couldn't think of saying no. So I gave him a ride. In the end I think I scared him more than he scared me.

Tumbaba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:17:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yesterday I was walking home from a workout and some old guy tried asking me something. I usually figure itโ€™s begging for money and keep walking but I didnโ€™t get that vibe so I stopped to listen. He said something, sounded like the name of a place, but I could not understand him. We were near a subway stop so I suggested he ask the guy inside. He was slow moving and walking with a cane so I went ahead to look. But no one was there. I looked back at him and shrugged. After I went through the turnstile I noticed that there was a worker inside the back booth area. I turned back to the old man but he was already moving away. I went up the steps and got my train. I should have yelled to the old man and then knocked on the window to get the worker to help him. Or maybe I should have asked the old guy a few more times to repeat what he was saying until I understood it. Instead of all that Iโ€™m writing about it in a comment that is too long to read and has no payout what-so-ever. tl;dr โ€“ You made the right choice.

goschumi1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:28:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't drive a car myself, but it's an unwritten law in our family that you pick up every hitch-hiker you'll ever see. My mother and father used to travel a lot, so they know what it's like to be out there, depending on the kindness of strangers. We even offer rides to people who need it but don't ask for it (people at bus-stops when we know that the bus isn't coming, things like that). People sometimes get overwelmed and decline our offer - it's funny to see how they don't understand that people can actually be just nice.

One time, we saw what we thought was a girl hitch-hiking. Long blond hair, boots, ... We didn't see the face, because she (what we believed at that point) was walking in the same way we were driving (don't do this people, it's dangerous!). Anyway, we stopped, and to our big surprise it was a he that turned around. Hells angels kind of he: biker. He was walking for 3 hours after his bike broke down. The whole way he talked about the biker-world: positive things but especially the negative. He told us about the extreme violence and the war between different 'clans' (don't know what to call them). He wasn't a softie, you could tell. We told us that we outsiders got nothing to fear.

We dropped him 100 m. from his home. He was by far the most polite (and one of the more interesting) hitch-hiker we have ever given a ride.

batshit_lazy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:31:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This summer I was walking with my girlfriend along the side of a road, both with heavy bags, for 30 minutes in extremely heavy rain. We had to catch this bus inside town, and for the entirety of those 30 minutes, not a single car stopped to help us those last couple of kilometers into town.

We were both doing the hitch-hiking hand gesture with your thumb up and stuff, so people couldn't miss it. And there was absolutely no chance that we were pirates as we were in constant movement forward, and it was a very public place we walked.

Cars passed by us every 5 seconds or so.

Nobody stopped.

God was I pissed when we barely catched the bus just as it was about to leave.

unsalvageable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:38:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cross-Country, 3 times. Slept in parked cars, ate out of supermarket dumpsters, stole coats out of Goodwill donation boxes. Been there. I never pass up a hitchhiker. Hell, we all gotta die sometime. Most of them, are scared to death, of me. But i hear some cool stories. Too many to tell....
. But you ladies driving alone ? Please do NOT pick up hitchhikers

introspeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, when I hitchhiked, I'd see single girls or moms with kids drive by, looking apologetic about not stopping. Wish I'd had a way of signaling that I completely understood.

C_IsForCookie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No. Just saying...

fiksteufel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've been hitch hiking since I was 15. Every time i go on a trip I love people more, it's so easy to disregard the assholes giving you the finger when they drive by you, when you get picked up by genuinely awesome folks who go out of their way to help you, even though you never asked for anything other than some conversation and a seat.

akbc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:45:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

bless you. it's scary to strike out on your own, to be in a foreign place. all for the betterment of your family.

djmm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:50:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just want to say Thank You.

gaeruot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:17:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Props for smoking the dude out as well! I had to hitchhike down the coast of California this summer, and since then vow to always follow the rule of the road and help someone who's down and out.

thenixxer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to hitch-hike all the time. And once I got a car I wanted to pay it back.

The most memerable time i got picked up by by these "brown"guys (from Indian or Pakistan) who deliver the Toronto Sun to the middle of no-where way north of the city. Sat in the back of the Astro on a stack of newspapers. There they are driving listening to that crazy east-asian pop, then switch to No-limit (90's techno)... then they ask what i am listening to on my walkman... I respond, "The Blues Brothers Soundtrack..." timidly. "Put dat cassette in, man" the driver and his buddy say.

So there we are, driving super fast listening to "the theme from Rawhide" as sang by elwood and jake. Fucking Surreal.

iLLwiLLGivingThrills ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Now wait just a minute- the hostess at the Chinese place spoke Spanish?

ddshroom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:27:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Years ago on the way to a remote hot spring in northern California I, my wife and my two young kids picked up to young women hitching. We took them deep into the woods where they were living in some sort of weird dome. We felt lucky they did not kill us.

lerxstlifeson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:31:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a hitch-hiker story, and it's probably too late for this to be read, but one time my mother and I were driving down the road and we saw this old man standing outside in the hot sun and humidity. He had a sign that said he had absolutely nothing. We couldn't do much for him, but we drove him to the gas station and bought him a meal and some drinks for later. I wish we could have done more. :/

medicmatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't stop now, but, I think I am going to start stopping for folks.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:33:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Most of those who pick up hitchhikers were also hitchhiking in the past so they know what it feels like to wait for hours on the road..

javes1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:43:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

One day I was out in the bars late. Somehow I was out drinking till 3:30am. Instead of taking a cab back home, I decided to walk to a late night bus. During my walk I get mugged by some teenage Latino kids. Yes, they were all smaller and younger than me. There boney little fist put me to the ground. They put a knife to my neck and during the chaos they nicked my hand. They took everything. By the time I finally got up from the sidewalk, my mouth was gushing blood and my hand was bleeding all over the place. I had no cellphone and no money. I had to walk for help. I find a pay phone and call 911. 911 insists on an ambulance. I say hell no. Im not paying for a fucking ambulance. So I decide to walk home, roughly 3 miles away. As I am walking, I try to hitchhike. It was past 4am and tired, and just wanted to be home. Cars pass me. Finally some guy picks me up. I see his cigarettes laid out. I ask if I can grab a few seeing that I just got fucking mugged. We drive, no conversation what so ever. I was so happy to have been given a ride and some bonus cigarettes. Fucking karma right?! We are several blocks from my house and the guys stops. He asks me if I was gay and if I would give him oral. I look at him, blood dripping from my mouth and my bloody hand holding the cigarettes. I say "No, I am straight". He asks me to get out of his car. I walk the rest of the way. Fucking people that pick up hitchhikers are equally as crazy.

boundlessgravity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

rough. wonder where he learned to do that. it's nice when we can break the cycle and not awkwardly proposition hitchhikers for gay oral.

Hans_Sanitizer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:45:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once was driving home at about 2:45 in the morning, I picked up a stanger who's friends had ditched him and lived out in sooke, which was about 40 k away, so I decided to drive him. He had a sick grow op in his basement and smoked a fat J with me.

IamBen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:54:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The only hitch hiker I ever picked up was in the mountains of north GA. He had a long scraggly beard, an axe and was dressed in over-alls.

LejaBeatz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:56:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was out driving one night, waiting for a few friends to get off work. Nothing to do. I pulled in to get gas. On my way in, I passed a gas station employee talking to someone. On my way out, he asked me for a ride. Thinking the emlpoyee knew him, and me with nothing to do, agreed. He gets in my car and we start talking. He says he has no money, but will give me a bag of dunkin donuts coffee for my help. He produces a bag of coffee from his sleeve, and tosses it in the back seat. I get pulled over almost immediatly. As the cop walks up im joking with the stranger about being pulled over. The cop tells me to get out of the car. I walk to the trunk with him, and he starts screaming at me. "are you fucking stupid? You dont know this guy" blah blah blah. He tells me hes a criminal before he even checks ids. The gas station employee told him to follow me. I told the cop I would drop him off at the truck stop near by. He agreed, and would follow me. As I pulled in to the truck stop the stranger said "no no, I need to get to Romeoville." I told him the cop wouldnt let me, and he got the saddest look on his face. He got out and wandered away. That cop either saved my life, or made me look like an asshole. Tl;dr Picked up stranger, he gave me coffee grounds, got pulled over, droppped off stranger.

tumor_0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:59:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I believe in hitchhiker karma. I may need a lift one day.

Rolo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:01:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not picked one up (I'm in London), but got lots of lifts when I spent some time visitng my mate in Kauai, Hawaii. It was a really interesting experience!

For one, this bloke stopped and picked us up, we were well chuffed, and as we were about one minute down the road he offered us a swig of his vodka. He had a litre of vodka on the go and was driving like a bit of a nutcase. Then he took a swig of a bottle of beer he was also drinking before slinging it out of the window as it was empty. He was a nutcase. Told us all about how he was an ex UFC fighter. After the initial shock and fear for our lives though he turned out to be a really interesting bloke so we spent the day drinking with him.

Another time, me and my mate got on a plane from Honalulu back to Kauai and we were the last people to make it to the plane. There were only two seats left, and one of them was next to this enourmous overweight bloke. I squeezed in and sat it out, being careful not to make him feel bad about being, um, really fat.

Anyway, we got out of the airport at the other end, with no way of getting home, and stuck a thumb out. The first car to drive past stopped and wound down the window. It was said fat bloke from the plane, and he said "Well, you had to sit next to me on the plane so least I can do is give you a ride". And he took us well out of his way all the way home.

evolving_I ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:07:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

if any of you have ever seen "Pay it Forward", the concept is a sound one and is surely a step in the right direction for our species.

Props, OP, for going out of your way. I'll be traveling (backpacking) through Peru and Ecuador later this/next month, and could only hope to run into such hospitality.

VictoriasSecret ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My mother and I picked up a hiker on a highway once (she does it more often but this was the only time I was there), I was in my teens at the time and the guy must have been in his early twenties. He seemed completely baffled that out of all people, two women stopped to offer him a ride. We tried to chat with him about his travels and stuff but he was very quiet and seemed uncomfortable. So much for epic hitchhiking stories.

CedarWolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:19:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've driven a couple of folks home here and there, but the one that strikes me most was this mechanic I drove past one night in late November. I'd been working at a grocery store, and it was midnight; I was tired, sore, and eager to get home when I notice some guy walking down the road with this big ol' box on his shoulder. Now, it's the middle of the night and we're in the middle of nowhere, so I pulled up to him and asked him if he needed any help.

It turns out, he was a freelance mechanic named Oliver (I think?), and he was working on a car in a neighborhood about a mile down past my house. I live out in the county, you see, and when the job was done, Oliver's clients refused to pay him, pulled a gun on him, and told him to leave. While walking home (which was at least 25 miles away, in a little apartment complex downtown), he got clipped by some traffic, which split the corner of his toolbox and spilled his tools. He didn't have a cell phone, and he couldn't get his ride back home.

So I gave him a lift, offered him some chips and what little snack food I had in my car, and cranked the heat way up. When he got home, he gave me his phone number just in case I ever had car trouble, but when I went to check it the next morning, I couldn't read it. It's a shame, really, I was hoping to call him just to make sure he was okay. I also meant to get him a new toolbox, since the one he had was pretty busted up, but I couldn't remember his apartment number in the day light. I wonder what he's up to, now, and I hope he's doing well.

VoodooPygmy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:20:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Good man

wekiva ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:21:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Did I ever? Yes. Would I now? No.

Jeffrey_L_Dahmer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:24:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

sirmonko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:19 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i used to not pick up hitch hikers. i mean, nothing much to gain there, but problems to no end if you're unlucky. what if he/she's turns out to be an asshole? i don't hitch-hike myself, so why should i care?

once i made an exception, and picked up a guy (because my sister insisted - "i really like his dreadlocks, he's cute!"). he was very nice, told lots of interesting stories from his travels. no problems at all, nice experience overall.

some time later i was hiking in the mountains with a friend. we miscalculated time, it got dark and cool and we were hungry and tired. we walked back on the road while sticking out our thumbs ... people smiled and laughed when they saw us, nobody stopped. i was really pissed off, it was only a few kilometers up the mountain (the hiking trail ran downward from the village near the top), everybody was driving there anyway.

since then, i pick up hitchers from time to time. not once there was a problem - the worst thing happened was that one guy wasn't too keen on talking, so no interesting stories for me. it's especially rewarding (for me) if i'm able unexpectedly offer to drive them to their destination even if it's out of my way when we initially agreed to drop him off somewhere on the way. it's just nice to be nice ;)

not hitch hiking related: twice my car broke down. the first time my battery was so kaput that when i stopped to ask for directions my car wouldn't start again. after some waving to passer-bys a bmw stopped and a turkish looking guy in a suit jumped out. "bad luck", i thought, "a snobbish suit! certainly not someone to get his hands dirty." but i asked him for help anyway and he not only agreed to help me, he even insisted on handling the battery-jumper-cables himself.

the other time ... my battery gave up again (different one though). i asked a nearby traffic cop if he could help. his answer: "sorry, can't leave my post, but ... wait a second.", stopped a elderly lady he knew and asked her to help us.

another story, - didn't happen to me, but to my younger cousin. when he was 15 he was at a party in a village some kilometers outside of town. at 4 in the morning he, - while totally drunk - , decided it was a good time to walk back home. in the darkness, right across the fields (shortcut). he then fell into a (small) rivulet. didn't bother him much though, nothing happened besides his clothes getting wet and dirty, it was just uncomfortable and cold. so he wandered on - this time on the side of the road, so it wouldn't happen a second time -, maybe another 10km to go, when suddenly a driver stopped and offered to drop him off in town, even though my cousin was drunk, wet and dirty (teehee). you can imagine what happened next: horror story! ah, not really - the guy was just nice. dropped him off in town without incident.

also, when my father was young he once was in ireland backpacking with a friend. one day, while wandering around, it started to pour. a young lady stopped offered to take them somewhere, and finally took them to her flat so they could warm up and dry their clothes (sounds like a porn movie script to you? of course i asked, but he denied everything).

SirPlus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:28:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are beautiful.

As a veteran of the road in my teens and early twenties, I find it heart-warming that, in this paranoid world of ours, people still go out of their way to give travellers a ride. Without people like you, thousands would have to remain in their crummy home towns without ever tasting the outside world.

Thanks, mate.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:43:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Having been on the recieving end and knowing how hard it is to thumb on the side of the road, people taking swipes at you with their cars. I always try to pick up whenever I can.

momzill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There is a big difference between picking up a hitchhiker when you're alone versus when there are two of you.

JackAzzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhh yes ! As a truckdriver just outside Munich Germany and when i asked where she was going she replied " As far as my pussy last." =) A nice girl... she went all the way to Stockholm Sweden.

mcfrank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a fat black dude one. Told me he need a ride down the street. He then took the liberty of trying to steal all the change in my dash and after I told him to stop or I was going to kick him out in the middle of the street He gave me some bullshit about his transmission house being broken on his sons car and that I *Should, no had to go to a atm and withdraw 40 bucks ( he needed it for fluid but I told him no way as the car wouldnt really run without the hose being repaired. I said no fucking way and told him to get out at the gas station. fuck that im in college and im not giving him liquor money.

Saw him again at a different gas station and speed off as he tried to score another ride from me fuck that douch bag

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:46:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was just leaving my office that is not in the best neighborhood when a man ran out in front of me and said that he just found out that his wife was in the hospital and he needed a ride. I know exactly where the hospital is at because my wife works there but as he directed me where to go I realized that he doidn't really want to go to the hospital. We drive a few blocks down some pretty sketchy streets and then he tells me to stop and that he could walk from there, probably 2 miles from where I picked him up but no closer to the hospital. I think he just didn't feel like walking. I was just glad I didn't have to put my concealed weapon to use.

AnnArchist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've been picked up as a hitchhiker, the morning after we were released from jail over 220 miles from our homes, we were then given a ride to our hotel by some adorable girl who we probably could've raped and murdered if were those types of people.

Pituquasi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:55:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Is it still hitchhiking if it includes $40 and a blowjob?

slanket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would probably not pick someone up because I just don't trust people. I would probably stop to help someone as long as I could do so without putting myself in any danger though.

emblazedorbe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to do this a lot. But my husband has broken me of the habit (he still likes to pick up hitch hikers, just doesn't consider it safe for me to do). And since I almost always have my little daughter and baby with me, I'm sorry but unless you're a woman with kids I can't stop to get you.

conniesewer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Prof Jeremy Packer, Communication, NCSU, published a great book on Americans and the car. "Mobility without Mayhem: Safety, Cars, and Citizenship" Not a dry "academic" book at all. It is a good read.

From a description of the book, the chapter on hitching hiking. http://www.indyweek.com/indyweek/mobility-without-mayhem-safety-cars-and-citizenship/Content?oid=1207095

The hitchhiker, once a nice, safe college student or serviceman returning home for the holidays, takes on a decidedly sinister connotation after a number of hitchhiker-themed slasher films in the 1950s. Now every hitchhiker is a psychopathโ€”or, worse, a hippieโ€”and a singular manifestation of the freedom of the open road is lost forever to paranoia and the American mania for safety. The assumption today is that if you don't own a car, there must be something wrong with you."

PhoenixKnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, but I only did it to piss off the Vogons.

rodneyws1977 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:42:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is a co-worker's brother...

http://cordeledispatch.com/local/x1271722991/Turner-County-man-located-in-Michigan

It's sad we can't safely help strangers any more, but that's the reality of the world we live in. The desire to help is there, but the unwillingness to place myself in harms way overrides that desire.

mrmekon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:58:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hitchhiker once with a friend. He was standing by a broken down car and waving frantically. We pulled over, and he said he had run out of gas and just needed a ride to the gas station and back. It wasn't far, and we had nothing to do, so we agreed.

After we took off, the guy moved over so he was sitting behind the driver (my friend), leaned forward, and said, "This is a really nice car. A really, really nice car." My friend just answered, "uh, thanks" since we didn't consider his 8 year old base-model Toyota Corolla to be all that great.

"How much do you think a car like this is worth?"

That was the point where we decided he was actually carjacking us, but in a friendly manner. He kept leaning awkwardly close to my friend and asking more questions about what he paid for it, what he thinks it is worth, what sort of people would like a car like that...

And then, suddenly, he points at another car on the side of the road and says, "that's my car too! Can you pull over for a minute, I just need to get something out of it." This car is just on the side of the road, pulled into a ditch.

My friend pulls over, the guy gets out, and we watch for about 30 seconds as he walks around the car trying every door and peering in the windows. Then we left him there.

Moral of this story: if you're a hitchhiker, don't act too interested in the car of the people helping you. And if you're a driver, think twice about picking up hitchhikers in major cities :P

tl;dr: hitchhiker acted creepy, ditched him at a car he might have been trying to rob.

NapTownJake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:07:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was in Ulaanbaatar Mongolia last summer, and found it easier to hitchhike around the city than use public transportation. I was a little hesitant at first, but it was really an exciting way to see the city. Usually people will pick you up, drop you off, and practice their English while you ride. I'd usually give a couple of dollars as a thank you or to help pay for gas.

One ride though will stick with me for a lifetime though. I was supposed to meet with a director at his house in the outskirts of town. Since I was running late, I couldn't take the bus, and couldn't get a taxi, so I started trying to flag down a ride. After a couple of minutes I was picked up by a teenager driving a Mazda sports car. I'm a little shocked because most of the cars I've seen here are either beater sedans or SUVs. Anyway I hop in, show him the address that the front desk was kind enough to translate into Mongolian, and we were off.

Now the traffic in UB is horrific at best. There aren't traffic rules as much as there are traffic suggestions. This guy is flying in and out of traffic while listening to loud music, and singing along. We are in the right lane, left lane, passing trucks with only inches to spare, it was great. He actually drifted into the traffic circle, and raced in front of a semi. He's either played a lot of driving games, or spent a lot of time in traffic, either way it's the most exciting ride I've had in a while.

I arrive outside of housing complex with time to spare, and I try to thank him, except he doesn't speak English very well. I give him two thumbs up, a big grin, and tipped him $20. He was a little shocked but smiled back and sped off. I told the director this later, and he mentioned that I had basically gave him enough money to pay for night of beers and a tank of gas.

Now that I'm back home, I keep an eye out for hitchhikers, and people broken down more than I used to. I've pushed broken cars out the road, help change a tire, and lent my phone to someone to call home, and ask for help. I figure if one guy in a country half a world away can pick up a random stranger and give him a story to tell, why can't I?

graymatter3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was in college, my friends and I went to a concert and came back into my hometown extremely late at night. I had just dropped them off to their vehicles and said good night and started on my way home. Though the neighborhood I drove through was a rough one, I never worried because I would stick to the main roads and had lived there long enough to be somewhat used to the area. Well, I happen to see a woman on the side of the road waving cars down and figured what the hell, it was late and that just spelled danger for her in this part of town.

I stopped a few feet from her and she got in, immediately I could tell she had been drinking a few and was to the point of passing out. Still she was able to tell me where it was she needed to go, and thankfully it wasn't very far. It didn't take long for me to find out that this drunk lady who looked like a meth addict, was beyond fucked in the head. I started to get a bit scared, really just didn't know what the hell I had gotten myself into and made it a mission to get her out of the car as quickly as possible. As we pulled up to her trailer park she suggested I come inside, so she could dance for me. Now I was still young and full of hormones, but everything inside of me said NO! Just about the time she got out of the car still suggesting I come inside for her "show", someone came out of the trailer that I could only imagine was her boyfriend and the pissed off look on his face was enough to get me the hell out of there. I said goodnight, she closed the door and the two of them began to yell at each other. I took off never to revisit that road again.

TL;DR Lonely women hitchhiking on the road can sometimes be hookers on meth!

adkos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a peace corps volunteer in the dominican republic, and hitch hike (coger una bola) every day to get to my work site. it's pretty easy, and dominicans are usually eager to help out a stranger.

tepman16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Only picked up hitch-hikers twice, happened to be on the same trip. A buddy of mine were driving out to Colorado and saw guy on the side of the road and decided to pick him up. Talked with him for a little bit, but he seemed real perturbed for some reason. We then proceeded to pick up this hispanic family and they rode in the back of the van and since our radio didn't work, they joined in whenever we would bust out in song, to help pass the time.

Anyways, we end up grabbing a bite to eat with the first guy we picked up and apparently he was allergic to peppers or something as he collapsed as we were eating and straight-up died on us. IN THE CAFE. We even tried giving him his ulcer medication, but to no avail.

In the end, I usually don't pick up hitch-hikers, but decided to go with my instinct on that one.

blindlikeacloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Were you, by any chance, driving a van that looked like a dog?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are a saint. I wish there were more nice people like you around.

bloodredbits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i pick up hitch-hikers quite often. there is this old man named Ernie who used to regularly settle into my passenger seat. he was always dressed in this green military uniform, replete with one of those hats that look like you could make them out of origami paper. nice enough guy. he traded in stories (most hitch-hikers have something interesting to trade), and could make an hour long ride from here to there seem like minutes.

another regular was this mountain man named Kim. he perpetrated the smaller towns, and was the dirtiest mother i'd ever met. his clothes were stained, frayed, practically falling off his slight frame -but he kept his fingernails clean and never smelled like anything but wilderness and clean dirt. he was always quick to pass the ganja and usually left me with a little somethin' somethin' at the end, too - "for your troubles, my lady," he would say, and then immediately ask about my mom "think she would do me?" rumours were he lived in some make-shift cabin somewhere in our state land, hunting and growing his own food and procuring his own alcohol, but he told me once that he snuck over to his mom's front porch most nights, and she always had a plate of something waiting for him there. i wasn't about to ruin his reputation.

there have been a lot of one-timers as well. not so many mexicans, a few hippies from Connecticut, one guy that swore he was from new hampshire, but so profoundly sounded as if he was from new zealand that i had a pretty hard time concentrating as he told his stories.

they'll pay it forward in some way or another, i'm sure, and that's what makes it worth it.

Grimsterr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This'll never be seen by I'll post one of my own, and one my dad related to me.

My dad's:

He was 16 or 17 at the time, cruising around doing nothing with a buddy of his, and they pick up a hitchhiker, they're in a truck so it's the 3 of them on a bench.

Dude starts rubbing his hand up and down my his friend's leg, so his friend pulls out his knife and stabs the hitchhiker's hand all the way to the hilt of the knife, so he also stabbed himself in his thigh, deep. They kick the bleeding and screaming hitchhiker out and he takes his friend to the hospital for stitches on his leg.

Mine:

It's late, my wife is driving, a dude is hitchhiking at the gas station we just stopped at, I tell him get in.

He tells us he's an underwater welder for the local nuclear power plant and he's here fixing some shit with his crew but the other dudes are all married and don't want to go out, he asks if I know of any titty bars, so I tell my wife to head to the nearest one to drop him off.

She's FREAKING out, we are doing speeds of at least 100 down the highway getting there, she's FURIOUS with me. We get to the strip club, he gets out and hands me $5 for gas and says thanks. Most anticlimactic hitchhiking story ever.

She will still bring it up to this day sometime about how I have no sense sometimes. Bah other than her driving we were in no danger!

omnipotant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

my dad always used to tell me 'think before you stab'

LadyA052 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My dad was driving and he spotted a one-legged hitchhiker...he stopped, opened the door, and said, "Hop in!"

missmissing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, while road-tripping through Ireland at the start of a backpacking trip around Europe with one of my best friends from home. We were soaking in the sights on a complete 'life-high' when we saw a bedraggled man on an empty stretch of road. There wasn't a town or city for miles in either direction and he looked a bit rough - caked in sweat and dirt from walking for who knows how long. I was a little nervous as we were two girls with no knowledge of our surroundings but our adventurous spirits won out and we pulled over without much hesitation. The look of complete relief and appreciation on his face as he started a slow jog to the car made us instantly convinced we made the right decision. He was a guy in his 20's too, from Romania, and had gotten stranded while visiting a friend during his travels as a competitor in a jiu-jitsu tournament...and yes, as a UFC fan, I did have a fleeing tinge of nervousness when he said he was a professional fighter! In fact, he ended up being a complete sweetheart. Over the course of the 1 hour drive in broken english he told us his story and excitedly convinced us that we had to extend our travels to Romania. He wrote down a list of places and things to do which we were able to reference later in our trip - with a fond memory of a new friend.

splitpeasoup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why is mexican a pun?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to drive all over the UK doing techie work and carried a lot of hitch-hikers around. Most were trade drivers delivering vehicles but one night I stopped for a fella at a service station on the motorway somewhere around Birmingham. I asked where he was going and he said south but once in the van he asked where I was going. It was about 9pm and dark by this point.

Once I'd said Kent (about 150-200 miles) he said that's fine and rather than end up taking him home I suggested Maidstone. In the following three hours, I found out that he was homeless, schizophrenic and had stopped taking his meds as he didn't think they were doing him much good. Hmmmm, what a comfortable journey that was driving through the dark with the shadow of him rocking backwards and forwards flicking across the dashboard.

Once we got to Maidstone though I dropped him off where he said he wanted to be (don't know why he liked the look of it) and carried on home.

Unnerving few hours.

ParkourParkour ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You guys should really look into living in a state that as passed good Samaritan laws. Also, if you look sketchy as hell, you can bet your ass that I'm staying away from you. If you're an old man with a flat tire, I'll put your tire back on and take you out for dinner. Just use common sense! That's truly all this boils down to.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up one while I was solo and he ended up making my car stink like unbathed BO for weeks. He also didn't say thank you when I dropped him off.

I don't do it anymore, but that's mostly because it's illegal here now.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's illegal to make your own decision to pick up people in your own car? Really?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah... I'm not sure why, but I'd guess it's because it could potentially mess with the flow of traffic or result in an assault, car jacking, or some other ridiculousness.

ChristopherLock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I taught the children of immigrants in South LA for six years -- best students ever -- and they'd bring food for can-drives or donate money for Haiti victims. "We have to help the poor," they'd say. I never could tell them that THEY were the poor. But of course, there was nothing "poor" about them, nothing but everything the American culture claims it believes in, but these families actually live it.

PS: The times I've been stuck on the road: many times rescued by Spanish-accented "working types" or whole families, also rescued by Mormons. Far fetched theology, but there when you need them (their example tempers my liberal impatience with illogical faiths).

MoonJive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, that sounds like some awesome Kerouac shit. I bet you made his damn day.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I'd probably only take one if I had another person I knew with me. The hitchhiker would sit up front so the person in the back can strangle accordingly... only if they have to, of course.

Edit: rightdeadzed gets it

mickey72 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, if I was Hispanic, I'd fake not being able to speak english just to get free food.

endomandi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have issues picking up hitch-hikers, but it's mainly that I manage to see them too late, and it would take an emergency stop to come to a halt anywhere near them.

judithpriest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, Rainbow kids are great, i always pick em up.

Nemi5150 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That was very nice of you. Truly. However, if he smoked your joint without realizing what it really was AND he was trying to look for work AND they do a drug test, you probably did not do him any favors there. Just sayin'.

brain-up-man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:00:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Prior to having a family I always picked up hitch-hikers, and frequently was one myself. I found that I could beat the Greyhound by many hours, and usually travelled in much more comfort. The use of a cardboard sign with you destination on it helps quite a bit.

I once picked up a hiker Outside of Denver and drove him all the way home to Joplin, MO. He had no money on him, and I didn't care. He knew the way, and I had some friends there I could visit. My friends weren't home, so I stayed with his friends overnight until I could contact mine. We partied together, and we all had a great time. I've forgotten all of their names, but will never forget the experience.

Omegatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The first and only time I've ever hitchhiked was last summer. Last summer my friends and I (7 of us) went on an annual backpacking trip to Yosemite. Last summer the snow lasted a considerably longer time and was covering much of the trail we decided to take, and we eventually became lost. Not seriously lost, mind you; we just lost the trail. We had a rough idea where we were and knew a road was North of us if we just went that direction. A couple of my friends wanted to keep searching around for the trail but I convinced them that it would be better to get un-lost first before continuing our trip, so we headed for the road.

We got to the road about 10 miles south of where we had parked, so we started packing up the road. We packed in about 4 miles before taking a breather. At this point two of my friends and I volunteered to leave our gear with the rest and hike back to the cars to come pick everyone up, so we made our way. The female friend who came with me insisted on trying to hitchhike, despite our saying no one would stop. We were right, for about 2 miles.

Then a man in a VW bus pulled over and told us to hop in. We told him about getting lost and trying to get back to our cars, and he told us he was on his way up North for a bluegrass festival. Now, my friend's pretty into bluegrass so she asked if he was going to [festival name] and if he was playing. He said he was and that he was playing with his band, [band name]. My friend exclaims, "Wait, what?! You know [woman's name]? She's in that band!" He says yes he knows her pretty well to which my friend says "She's my sister!" He was surprised and we all had a laugh about it being a small world, and he dropped us off at our cars a bit later. We thanked him profusely and he made his way off.

The first and only time (thus far) that I've picked up someone was in my hometown in Cali. I was on my way to meet my friends and stopped at Jack in the Box to get some food. I went through the drive through and stopped in the parking lot to check my order. During this time a woman came out of the Jack in the Box wearing clothes that looked not-unlike the Jack employee uniform and approached my window. I rolled it down and she said she just got off work (from Jack in the Box I presumed at the time) and was stranded, and would I mind taking her to [cross streets]. It was about 5 miles away and right near where I was going anyway, so I told her sure, hop in.

She got in and we started driving that direction. She began humming and singing softly to...herself? Me? I wasn't sure but the only words I could make out were "Thank you" several times. Soon after she told me I had nice arms and started stroking my bicep. I said thanks but asked if she wouldn't do that as it made me uncomfortable. She stopped as requested but then asked, "So where are we going?" I looked at her and paused for a second, and said "To [cross streets earlier mentioned]." She said "Oh..." in kinda a disappointed voice. At this point I was fairly certain that she was either a prostitute or just crazy, and neither gave me much reassurance. But by this time we were almost there so I kept driving. I pulled up to a Blockbuster in the parking lot of [same cross streets] and looked at her and said, "Well this is it." She paused for a moment and said, "...No, no this is all wrong. I need to go to [other cross streets over 10 miles the direction we just came from]." I just wanted her to be on her way at this point so I said "Well I'm sorry but I have to be somewhere, I hope this will do."

She got out and made to close the door, but at the last moment leaned down and asked, "What church do you go to?" I said "None, I don't practice a religion." She looked totally shocked and shook her head saying, "That's bad!" and closed the door and walked off. I laughed the whole way back to my friend's house.

TL;DR1: My friend and I got picked up in the middle of nowhere by my friend's sister's band mate.

TL;DR2: Picked up either a crazy lady or a prostitute (both?) and was told I should go to church.

*Edit: Paragraphs

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well here's my story. I was with my dad who finished his delivery job at Swiss Chalet. We were leaving the plaza about to turn left when he sees a man walking with a gas canister. My dad drives a '91 honda that had its own car troubles over the past years, and seeing that man walking down the street with a gas canister made him feel sorry. My dad opened the window and made me ask him if he wanted a ride. We thought he was a poor man. He had a long ponytail, a green shirt, and jeans. The man said yeah sure. It would've taken like 30 minutes to walk where he was going. We talked for a while, and he was really interested in how I was doing in school. We got to where he needed to be- surprisingly a rich section of my neighborhood. He tells us to stop beside his car. A fucking Mustang. I was kinda flabbergasted. He looked like a hippie, so I assumed he drove a shitty car. He told us how he was driving to his friends house in that area when he ran out of gas. He thanked us multiple times and he handed my dad a card. I look at it. Turns out we picked up a lawyer who looked like an awesome bum.

realitista ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It would be very sad to not be able to say yes to this question. I do it when I think it makes sense and when given the time to make up my mind. Not every time, but quite a few times. I'm also a 6'3 220lb, so that probably is a factor.

-eKi- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:40 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haven't picked up a hitchhiker... but i did pick up a guy hobbling on crutches in the rain. After I picked him up I was thinking,"Oh shit.".. mainly because my little brother was there as well. But it all turned out well and he was very appreciative =).

Annzers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:21 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, ironically enough I needed help tonight... Got a flat tire coming home from school and while I was waiting in a parking lot for my brother to come with the spare, I was sitting in my car and chilling. Suddenly this car creeps up past me, circles around me twice, then finally pulls up. I'm a little creeped out because it's not the best area but the window rolled down and a guy asked me if I needed help or not. He was really nice and concerned about my situation, even joked about wondering if I were a serial killer. Really nice guy :) the message: Always stop to see, even if it's just to check up :)

tdiggity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:43:11 on December 16, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, I'm too chicken.

void216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:01 on December 18, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i dont drive

6Jonnie6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:05 on May 5, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

Is there a subreddit for hitch hiker stories? If not, there should be!

leland73 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

give hikers rides all the time.

ilovefacebook ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:43:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, those hikers are definitely cheating. lol

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:30:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I can give you the other perspective, having been a hitch-hiker. I have some stories but I don't feel relapsing them all.

Pretty much, one summer I had gotten back from travelling around Europe... And I was less than pleased to come back to America after tasting the lavishes. Anywho, I got back with no money but still had the thrill of adventure in me. So my friend and I packed up, bought some traveling bags and hitch-hiked to Minnesota and back from Houston.

It was one of the more coming of age times of my life.

And for every asshole who didn't pick me up. Fuck you and your "What would Jesus do?" stickers.

netcruiser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:15:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once, and I got hijacked by him with a gun. Never again.

saygt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

do tell more

ILoveYouBro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:20:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

no because i don't like getting murdered.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:25:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Only once. My attorney saw the hitchhiker long before I did. โ€œLetโ€™s give this boy a lift,โ€ he said, and before I could mount any argument he was stopped and this poor Okie kid was running up to the car with a big grin on his face, saying, โ€œHot damn! I never rode in a convertible before!โ€

โ€œIs that right?โ€ I said. โ€œWell, I guess youโ€™re about ready, eh?โ€ The kid nodded eagerly as we roared off.

โ€œWeโ€™re your friends,โ€ said my attorney. โ€œWeโ€™re not like the others.โ€

O Christ, I thought, heโ€™s gone around the bend. โ€œNo more of that talk,โ€ I said sharply. โ€œOr Iโ€™ll put the leeches on you.โ€ He grinned, seeming to understand. Luckily, the noise in the car was so awful โ€“ between the wind and the radio and the tape machine โ€“ that the kid in the back seat couldnโ€™t hear a word we were saying. Or could he?

How long can we maintain? I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so โ€“ well, weโ€™ll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we canโ€™t turn him loose. Heโ€™ll report us at once to some kind of outback nazi law enforcement agency, and theyโ€™ll run us down like dogs.

discogravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:43 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

such a great scene

ValentineSmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't realize what this was until "or could he?"

Then I broke into a huge fucking grin. Upboat for reference.

Redpb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:21:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Two quick stories:

  1. Driving home late one night I was just about get on the freeway and there was this hitchhiker. I had my '78 Jeep with the top off and his seatbelt was broken so if something went down I felt I could toss him out easy enough. When I stopped, he ran up and was very thankful and we headed down the road. All he had with him was this huge sun-hat, a milk jug filled with water, and a small backpack. My intent was to drive to an exit near mine with a truck stop and he could try and hitch from there. As we got talking, he had lost everything and was trying to make his way north to his sister's place. So far he had made it through 2 states and had two more to go. With my wife out of town and no kids to get home to I decided 'what the hell'. I drove another hour to the next state line and dropped him at another truck stop. When we arrived he offered to pay for gas. I refused and sent him on his way. All of the way home I just smiled.

  2. Douche bag homeless guy: Years later I'm at a gas station filling up my tank when a "homeless" man approaches me and asks if I have any money to spare for some food. Normally, I would have just politely told him no and gone on with my day. This day, I said I didn't have any cash but I would buy him some food to take with him. But no alcohol (self-righteous mode here). So he agrees and we go inside and he grabs a few things and we take it to the counter, I pay, say goodbye, and hop in the car to leave. As I'm pulling out I look in the rear view to see the ass throwing it all into the garbage bin and walking off empty handed. I haven't given one red cent to any "homeless" person since.

aih ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No, but I hitchhiked through the Lincoln Tunnel during the big blackout that hit NYC a few years ago. Driving through the tunnel with no lights on was fucking creepy.

machzel08 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i wish i could.

It used to be that hitch hikers were nice people just trying to get a ride and people who pick them up were just paying it forward.

Now, hitch hikers are afraid the motorist is going to drive them to a warehouse to kill them and motorist are afraid the people they pick up are going to stab them in the car.

too much fear :(

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:48:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Just because you had a good experience this one time, that doesn't mean you didn't do something stupid. I've picked up hitchhikers before and nearly got mugged. There's really no good reason to pick up a total stranger in your car.

kyt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for this thread. I'm actually a little ashamed reading it because I've never once picked up a hitchhiker. And now after reading this thread, I can't believe how many people willingly do it and aren't phased by the hundreds of movies/books about the psycho murdering hitchhiker. I'm kinda embarrassed that about how I subconsciously let those things deter me from ever pick up a hitcher or how jaded I am about the possibility of being scammed in some way.

I can't promise I'm going to start picking up hitchhikers all the time, but this thread definitely has given me something to think about. thanks.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have never picked up a hitch-hiker before but after reading all the comments in this post I definitely will. Also, there is a great series on VBS.tv about two dudes who hitch hike called Thumbs Up you guys should check out.

cuentanueva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doAoh_asVAE

lemurlemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to pick up hitchhikers whenever I was riding alone on the highway and was bored. They get a ride and some help, and I get to be less bored.

Random note - here in SE Asia, it's much easier than in America to get stranger to give you a ride or get help when you are stranded by the side of the road.

rudegrrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I only picked up a hitchhiker once from, like, the Peoria airport. They were going in a different direction than me, so I only rode a few miles with them. But they were nice guys.

Ive hitched almost 2000 miles in my life. Most of it in one extended trip (1700 miles). Just me and another girl. In my experiences, everyone who picks up hitchhikers are golden people. I even got a ride with a truck driver (he had gold teeth and dreadlocks!!). No one even attempted to proposition either of us for sex (although a lot of people assumed we were lesbians. Just friends, though). Its a dying form of travel, but its a lot less dangerous than you think.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My story is short, I've done it a few times I think. I remember one in particular. This guy was holding up a sign before the highway started. It said he needed to get to work. Now the place where he was kinda sucked, because it was right where the speed limit kicks up and everyone starts going faster. I read the sign and sped off, unintentionally. It was too busy to slam on the breaks or anything. I ended up turning around at the next (and final) light on the road and picked him up.

I just dropped him off a few exits up, which put him about halfway there. It was just back roads he needed to take now and he said he could find another kind person. He thanked me and that was that.

Nodonn226 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up one hitchhiker in my life, but it was a pretty sure bet to not be a psycho. Was an older woman probably in her 50s on the side of I-4. Her car had broke down, and she didn't have money or AAA, so she needed a ride to the nearest town (where she lived). I dropped her off on the edge of the town, she thanked me, and we parted. Not much fanfare.

Best story is from my coworker. He hitched from Florida to Arizona in THREE cars. A trucker from Florida to Louisiana, a family from there to Texas, and a couple from Texas to Arizona. He said it was a great experience and wouldn't trade it for the world.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

my dad actually once hitch hiked from DC to California... I do not recommend that from his stories.

CountVonTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sure, and I've never regretted it the least bit. Hitchhikers tend to be laid back and interesting to talk to, especially backpackers. So far, all of them spoke the local language or at least passable English.

Frankly, I was surprised when I've read your question, you seem to imply that it's uncommon. I wasn't aware of that, although I can understand if somebody doesn't do it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man, anyone interested in hitchhiking HAS to see the VBS (Vice Magazine) series Thumbs Up. It's free on the net and entertaining as shit.

http://www.vbs.tv/en-ca/watch/thumbs-up

gorillastyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All the time. There are usually a lot around where I go skiing (and most ski towns) some are trying to go up to the mountains, others just need a lift. It's pretty safe and I've even hitched rides to the mountains and back when I didn't want to drive up.

guymandude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. I was leaving a concert with some friends and we picked up a guy who said the guys he came with left him there after he was kicked out for fighting. I was sitting in the back so this guy sat next to me. He turned out to be a psycho, drug addicted criminal who had a warrant out for his arrest and was asking for a ride to a town about an hour away. It was on our way so we took him. I really didn't want to but knowing this guy for about 10 seconds would make it pretty clear that telling him to get out of the car having realized that he is fucking crazy would just cause a shit load of problems and put us all in danger. Rest assured this guy seemed pretty thankful for the ride so while my friends were shitting bricks I was not too worried. He wanted us to drop him off at a specific gas station for some reason I don't know but I am assuming he was meeting some people there. He talked a lot about throwing someone through a wall when he found them, which was a little unnerving. So after we get to the destination he gets out, offers us drugs or free tickets to future concerts. My friends refuse because I think they just wanted to get out of there. I wanted to take him up on the offer but never got the chance.

cran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to occasionally (80's), but at some point hitchhikers became simply homeless/crazy people with no other form of transportation.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve been really enjoying reading these hitchhiking stories. Here are a few of mine:

  1. First time hitchhiking I was a teenager who thought I could walk from Lexington, ky to Richmond, ky. I had just been released from a juvenile treatment/jail. Itโ€™s a pretty long walk. I walked up on a guy working on his pickup with the hood up. I stopped and watched him for a while and then got a ride with him towards Richmond.
  2. Sadly, that guy let me off at the wrong exit, still a very far walk away from Richmond. I was sitting in a Burger Kind, drinking water, all tired and forlorn, when older boys came in to eat. They sat with me and bought me supper and gave me a ride to Richmond. They told them they were on a mission from God and read to me from the Bible. It was nice to get a ride all the way.
  3. I took my parents pickup truck and ran away from home and went to Florida where I met a cute guy and his girlfriend who had ran away from New Jersey. It was cool letting them ride around with me for a while, but then they started fooling around, kissing, then she was leaning over giving him head as we drove. I let that slide, so later as we were driving down the road he gets in the floorboard in front of her and turns around so they can fuck. It was pretty hot watching them, since I was a virgin at the time, but it made me crazy horny and I had to ditch them after a couple of days.
  4. Another time driving I picked up another couple, this time two guys. The one who sat next to me in the pickup was a super cute blond who didnโ€™t mind that I flirted with him and rested my hand on his leg as I was driving, but the big black haired boy wasnโ€™t so friendly. We stopped to go swimming and they slipped my wallet and keys out of my shorts and stole the truck. I wasnโ€™t too mad, because I kind of felt I deserved it for ditching those other two kids.
  5. Getting ditched by those two boys led to another hitchhiking story. It was spring break, so a lot of college kids were at the beach where I got ditched. I walked along until I found a campus parking sticker for EKU, the college in the town where I was living at the time. It was on a big International Harvester truck. I climbed in the back and fell asleep. When the driver (a marine who had just recently gotten discharged after four years) woke me up he told me that they had only gotten to the beach that very day and wouldnโ€™t be returning to Kentucky until a week later. Luckily for me he invited me to stay in the HoJo with them and party all week and then gave me an 800 mile ride right to my front yard.
  6. Another weird trip happened when I broke down in New Orleans a year later and tried to hitch-hike home again. I waited like all day on the on ramp for the interstate and no one picked me up until finally a guy picks me up and tells me I was waiting on the on ramp for the inbound highway, not the one going out of town. He asked me if I wanted to drink some beers and being a naรฏve teen I said, โ€œHell Yeah!โ€ He told me he was a florist and drove me back to his place in the French Quarter and let me sniff some weird medicine stuff out of a little bottle. He told me he was gay and that his hobby was taking pictures of hitch hikers, so I let him take pictures of me, some of them naked. This was before the internet, but I sometimes wonder if he saved those pictures and might put them online, maybe here?

Iโ€™ve had lots of experiences and adventures, meeting new friends, smoked lots of weed. Hitchhiking is great, but I guess Iโ€™ve gotten a little too old for it now. I havenโ€™t hitched in years and I very rarely see people hitchhiking these days. I guess people are too scared of the stabber guy.

muffinesser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Argh why did I click that link..

FatKidNoFriends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've never picked up a hitcher, but I've hitched every school-day for the past 3 years, to and from campus. It really is quite enjoyable, except sometimes in the winter months. I've met very friendly people, been offered jobs, bought coffee. Once I even got to pet a baby raccoon! Hitching is my number one favourite method of transportation. I can only hope that everyone takes a note from the positive hitch-hiking stories on this thread and picks up the next hitcher they see waving from the side of the road.

Musti_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I did. To be honest I've only ever come across one person needing a ride. I passed him and drove about 2.5 miles down then turned around. Couldn't drive home knowing he was walking in the cold night

He only needed a ride for 10 miles though. I'm glad I did - everything would of went downhill for him if he didn't get to the destination in time.

He told me that some teens kept stopping for him then when he walked up to the car they'd speed off. That's cruel!

Thumbelina224 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once I was in Mass. With my friend Briana, it was about 10:00 pm and we were having a grand ol' time screaming out the window in her car to scare them. (We troll, hard.) When we came across a group of 6 guys we screamed as loud as we possibly could, and drove off into the night, one guy fell down and the others just yelled, various curse words. About a half hour after that, we were driving to get food at a cheap taco place. We saw them again, and decided to scream again, so we did and then yelled sorry out the window in hystaria. One guy yelled 'Stop' and for some reason we did. A guy, who everyone refered to as Seabass came up to our window and introduced himself, we decided to bring all 6 of them into her tiny little car, This was probably a horrible idea seeing as how Briana is 18, and I am 16 but we were in a 'fuck it' sortof mood. About three minutes into it they asked if we smoked weed, I did, Briana didnt. Load and behold, they smoked me up, and we dropped them off around 1:00 am. It is a night I will never forget with random strangers. Mind you, I was in boxers and a sweatshirt. It. Was. Freezing. Now everytime we go up there, we will meet up with them once again.

JR18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've literally almost frozen to death and yet people have passed me on the road while hitch-hiking.
A non-sketchy 16 year old kid in his underwear in the middle of the night 1200 miles away from home. Where was my chinese, spliff and company?
And God bless you sir. Ya know, reading that for the first time, it does seem kinda sketchy..

sork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yep. Just gave a guy a ride home from the bar. He knew he shouldn't drive, but drunk enough to think it was a good idea to start walking. I gave him a short lift.

arekabsolute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I almost never encounter hitch-hikers. The last time I did I was riding to work on my road bicycle and momentarily considered pulling over and telling him to hop on, but I decided it was a little more awkward than it was worth.

I'm kind of glad I don't see hitch-hikers on the roads around here: they're scary enough with a car around you,

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I almost always stop for hitchhikers, not really worried about movie nightmare scenario

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked a guy up outside of Quincy once. I had just gone swimming in the Feather River and got in my truck to head North about 200 miles. I made a U turn in a turn out and as I pulled around to wait for my chance to jump back on the highway and the guy hitching was right by my door, so I said hop in.

The first thing he said was "Thanks man, I just got out of city jail in Quincy. Want some Schnapps?" "No thanks" I said, "I have a long drive," and asked him where he was headed. He said he was going to Susanville to catch a train, about a half hour along my way, so off we went. I didn't think there was a train station in Susanville, so I asked. He said there wasn't, he was going to hop a freight. I didn't know people still did that. He said most people don't, but it's still possible. He was a on a freight that stopped in Quincy, they found him sleeping, pulled him off, and put him in jail. He'd been riding the rails and camping around the Sierras for about 3 months. Turned out to be a great guy.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I stopped at a gas station to get something to drink one day. There was a lady standing outside at the corner of the building when i went in, and again when I came out. As i walked passed she asked where I was headed, I said home. She asked in what direction I had to drive and the only thing i could say was "not on the highway." She kinda chuckled and said "oh."

I felt bad, but random 40 year old lady hitch hikers creep me out. Maybe if she was hot things would have gone differently.

DaveLLD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I usually pick up people when I see them, I don't live in a urban area, and I like to help.

Plus I'm a tall, fairly well build, so I'd imagine someone would think twice before trying something anyway.

See_Em ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I gave a girl a ride to her house one evening after work. She was probably around 18-19. As soon as we got on the rode she told me she was a prostitute. When I dropped her off she stole my iPod.

cphuntington97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I had a guy ask me for a ride once. He said where he lived and it was right near me. He said he knew so and so who lived right across from my school and blah blah. I hemmed and hawed over it for a good few minutes, which is way more time than I would normally give any beggar. But ultimately, I just got a weird vibe from him and sent him on his way.

I think what really bothered me is that if I were in his shoes I would have just walked home, or if I had two bucks, there's always the bus. It's only about six miles.

So that's the closest I ever came to picking up a hitchhiker.

Mostly when I think of hitchhikers I think of this brilliant film by Luis Bunuel

gabriot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

no but i have hitchhiked and feared for my safety with two literally crazy hippy chicks. It was one of those situations where I got the feeling they were debating if fucking with me was worth it or not. Luckily they chose not.

TheDumpTruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My granddad lifted a hitch-hiker here in ireland years ago.After a while of driving he thought he was sleeping in the van but in closer inpection noticed he was dead. i cant remember how but he got to the police and they wanted nothing to do with it (troubles were bad at the time). I think he ended up taking him to the hospital

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I thought your story was going to end with you stealing his kidneys.

blossom271828 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've done my share of hitching... It is a great way to get back uphill while kayaking or skiing. My spouse has done quite a lot while hiking various long distance trails (gotta get into town to resupply somehow).

I've picked up a fair number of people, but I'm more nervous about it in cities than in the wilderness.

TehScrumpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

On a family trip, my dad picked up a hitch hiker. We only took him about 5 miles down the road, but in that time, my father grilled him. Turns out the man had been at the casino and needed a ride back to his house, which was just off the highway. He had lost all his money gambling and couldn't afford a cab back home. We had pulled off on the shoulder on the highway to let him scamper off back to his house.

Once he was gone, before we hit the road again, my father turned to me and my sister and asked if we had been paying attention. We said we had. Then he told us to get a good education and that even though life was hard, we should never give up on it. Then we headed off.

Antebios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Great, you got my nephew on the Greyhound to Houston. Thank goodness the Greyhound bus station is 1 mile away.

ilovemodok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hitchhiked from southern Ontario to Vancouver with my best friend and had a blast. Never had to give in to the "grass, cash or ass" code thankfully, but there was one scare. Once I got to the prairie provinces 3 out of 5 people picking us up got us ripped on some great bud.

Glad to see people are still doing it, seems like a dying art though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once very stupidly picked some up. I was only 16 at the time, and all alone (female, if that matters). A woman approached me and asked for a ride while I was pumping gas. I told her I could take her a few exits down the interstate, as she was asking, and then she revealed that she was traveling with a man, too. So I took them both.

They were actually really nice. They told me they hitchhike all the time, across country, and compete with their friends to see who can get to a destination the fastest. Apparently there was just one female who took part, so they took turns traveling with her to make it fair. I guess people are a lot more willing to give a ride to a woman or couple than just a dude. I didn't get murdered but looking back, it was pretty stupid of me to take them.

Yelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's commonplace here in Tahoe...the bus system is shit.

In fact, I picked someone up on my way home tonight. He was a twenty-year-old lift-op at a local ski resort. He was very nice and uber grateful. It made me feel good to help out.

But, as I am a woman, I'm always on guard about it. It's a risk, but it makes me feel good when it works out well.

ShawnGupta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dearest Yelly,

If I were a women I'd never pick up hitch hikers alone. That's just scary.

Also, as a mod, can you please help me understand why my posts never show up in r/okcupid?

Yelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:41 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I checked the spam folder. I check it on a weekly basis and approve the links that aren't spam. I do find your posts in there (I remember your name) and I approve them. It may take awhile, but I'm not sure why it sends your posts to spam. I don't work for reddit and I didn't expect the OKC reddit to explode like it did. I do what I can with the time allotted.

ShawnGupta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:59 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks! I think I just have some haters who report everything I post.

ShawnGupta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:34 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Are they in the spam folder or something?

Yelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:04 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Stay. On. Topic. This is AskReddit, not OKC.

KingBeetle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I pitched up a hitch-hiker on my wedding day. I drove him to the homeless shelter in a town nearby while he told me about his wife. He had been married to her 30 years. When she died, he sold his house and started traveling around the country staying at shelters and hitching. He wished me luck and I went to lunch with my groomsman.

Awesome wedding day.

Another time my wife and I picked up a whole family whose car had died. We took them to a family re-union an hour and a half away. The grandfather (it was grandparents and grandkids) told us about being in prison. He also told us about delivering a package to Michael Jordan's house. He said that Jordan's house was invisible until you got close, and then it suddenly appeared.

It was pretty wild.

But its fun.

winkleburg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I did it once. The guy had recently got out of prison (yes, this is true I know it sounds made up) he was a nice enough guy though. His brother had tickets for him for some MMA fight that was going on in town. We dropped him off at his brothers and that was that.

faulks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I'm relatively young [19] and I obviously haven't been driving for as long as most people, but I can honestly say that I have never seen someone trying to hitchhike. I'd like to think that, if given the chance and the situation wasn't completely against my safety, I would stop and help them.

Thanks for the story. It was really great of you and the world needs more people like you. Obviously, but I just wanted to say it anyway.

roughlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have only ever been flagged down twice. As it turns out in both cases, in two different cities, they turned out to be prostitutes who needed a lift back to the street where they had been first picked up. Both times they also offered sex for cash just in cases they could make a buck on the way. Pity I'm married so both times was a no. Side question: As I did not think they were workers when I picked them up does this mean I am absolved from the guilt of having a prostitute in the family car. (Again I add in noble tones, I said no and just dropped them off.)

CroqueMonsieur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. It was incredibly uneventful. I rolled down my window to ask where he was going, it was about 90 miles down the road, he jumped in the bed of my pickup truck and we went on our merry way.

litewo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

If you've picked up a hitchhiker, then you've never seen the "That's My Dog" episode of Six Feet Under.

roor21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once picked up this hitch hiker when living in a mountain town. Our destination/s were right next to each other and about 6 miles away. Once we arrived she tells me to "Open you hand", to which I reply "Why?", " Just open your hand", In which I do and am given a nice juicy nug!

Plus I've hitch hiked my fair share of times in mountain towns. You meet some crazy-ass and pretty down to earth people that way.. It's simply great.

Free spirit.

ukyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

no why? did you write down my license plate?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I read only the opening line, searched for the word "pun" and upvoted every comment that included that word.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I gave a guy a ride a couple weeks ago. Really nice guy. Had a huge ton of groceries and needed a lift just a mile down the road. Really insightful and a good conversationalist. Also, more notably he was an African-American who hated Obama.

rofltraut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hitch hiked yesterday, and am greatful for people to pick me up. I would like to think I'm not scary looking, and I do not mean any harm. I feel like this is the general consensus for both parties involved.

It is so effective.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. I used to park away from my school campus (expensive parking) and some people would just stop and ask me if I need a ride.

Now that I own a permit I make sure I share the good will.

I know that it is dangourus... but I know how good it feels when someone offer you a ride :)

rozap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:10 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not exactly hitchhikers, but after a big music festival my friends and I were headed back home. My buddy and I were sitting in my car, waiting for some friends, when a guy and a girl approached us, and asked if we were going to Seattle. We said yes, and they explained a confusing situation where their drunk friend stole their car...or something. We said they're welcome to pile into the car, but it would be a long trip home, because my 1969 VW bus doesn't do so well on the hills. They said it was no problem and they just seemed so happy that someone was willing to help them. We all chilled for a few hours, smoked a spliff, waiting for my other friends to get out of the concert, as I didn't get a ticket for the last day of the festival. A few of my friends were freaked out that these random people were hitching a ride back...but I I was fine with it, so we headed out. The drive back was long, but they were incredibly grateful for the lift back. The guy we picked up passed out (it was a pretty drunk weekend), but the girl was super nice and good company. When we got back, they kept thanking us, and they even threw down some money for gas, which was awesome. Anyway, great people that made the ride back more enjoyable. I'd do it again, for sure.

njm1314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've always wanted to. Oddly though don't see that many along the stretches of highway I frequent. Closest thing is the few times I give people rides from their cars to rest stops or gas stations.

yo_saff_bridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, I grew up in Vancouver in the seventies, thumbed rides all the time, short distances and long. It was faster and cheaper than public transit. The only iffy moments were long distance rides where the drivers had an open bottle (I'd always make an excuse to get out), and one in-town trip where the guy showed me "art" (porn) photos he'd taken and asked if I'd ever considered modelling.

Once I had a car of my own, I paid it back and always picked up hitchers. I'm car free now, but I don't know if I'd do it today.

sailwater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Its the fucking sketchy fucks of america that make me question myself all the time. If it weren't for those sketchy hitchhikers that killed or hurt someone and ruined it for everyone, I would gladly go out of my way to help people.

Well now, all they get is the back bed of my pickup truck. "In you go, when I stop, you hop out. "

DJwalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A buddy of mine hitch hiked from Montana to Seattle for no apparent reason one summer. He said he had to ditch one of the truckers who gave him a lift cause the guy was doin speed like nobodies business and thing got sketchy. I'd be more afraid of the people 'willing' to pick up a hitch-hiker. What are the motives?

masterJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What are the motives?

  • The glow of feeling like you did a good deed or helped someone in need.
  • Having been in the car a long time and want someone to talk to
  • People who drive for a living looking to break up monotony
  • It's viewed as risky and gives people a thrill
  • The hitcher has a funny sign (e.g. middle of Kansas "Anywhere but here")
  • The hitcher looks normal enough and oh-why-not (People only really get a second or two to decide to pull over, so I imagine the thought process pretty much goes like this.)

Hitching by asking people for rides at gas stations goes much faster, as it's easier to get people to trust you if they can exchange a few words face to face first. You also get to chose who you want to ask.

jakethesnake4888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

He was just speed walking down 195 East heading towards Cape Cod. I pull over, he gets in and he's gigantic. I'm a big guy in a Chevy Chevette but this guy's large. He's sweating and out of breathe. I ask, where ya going, he rumbles something, I ask where he's coming from, he says New Jersey. New Jersey? WTF that's like a long freakin way to be walking.

to_Becca_again ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once picked up this poor guy at a Shell gas station late at night off of 91 in CT. He was on his way to NH from NYC, he had been visiting his girlfriend. His car broke down. He was exactly 2 hrs from her and 2 hrs from home. I couldn't stay or go to NH b/c my man was waiting for me so I took him to New Haven to catch the train to NYC. Before he got in the car, I literally said to him, "Don't try to rape me or anything. I have a knife, and I'm not afraid to use it. I also have a back-up one incase you get the first one. The second blade is longer for a reason." He said he was officially terrified to get in my Jeep. We talked the whole way to the train station like we were good friends. I don't remember his name. It'd be cool if he was on reddit :)

stringerbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well, tons of people have picked up hitch-hikers...

A better question would be have you ever let a hitch-hiker GO after picking them up?...

popthetrunk65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I were in Tulum, Mexico and we picked up a a teenage girl named Rainbow on the road leading to the beach. Rainbow was a massage therapist and gave us great massages on the beach and hooked us up with some "mota".

raydeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. And then I read them some of my poetry. They didn't seem to like it though so I threw them out of an airlock.

Lemonegro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It seems that people not from America originally are the ones that will be most likely to help you out.

someones1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Never seen a hitchhiker to pick one up, but I can say that I'm one for one in getting picked up AS a hitchhiker. Was working at an Alaskan lodge one summer in a small town. Wasn't feeling too good, so I hiked, literally, 8 or 9 miles up the road to the clinic to get checked out. That took me 3-4 hours, and I wasn't ready to do it again on the way back.

First car I put a thumb up to, stopped for me. It probably helped that I was in a fratty fleece and I didn't look sketchy at all. Guy kind of eyeballed me from the car at first but then was cool, and glad to take me the several miles into town. Offered a $5 or something but he wouldn't take it.

tl;dr: Got picked up in Alaska, saved me from an 8-mile hike back.

MediocreFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was in between assignments (news photographer) and I see this guy walking with his thumb out. In the park district. Weird to see that in the suburbs.

I stop and let the guy in. Said he works at a factory a couple towns over, had a lunch break and took a walk. He got lost. I know the place (it's on a main road, hard to miss) so I took him back.

As we pull in the shop, his foreman approaches as he gets out of the car.

"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!"

I hope the poor guy still has a job.

He just... wanted to take a walk is all :)

ithxan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Two times for me.

The first time I saw a really old man walking down the middle of the road, sort of in a dazed/senile way. I pulled over and asked him WTF. He said he was looking for his daughter so I told him to get in. He gave me directions for about 30 minutes until I realized he had no idea where he wanted to go. So I drove to the bad part of town and dropped him off there. Just kidding, I took him to the police.

The second time my friends and I drove from Vancouver, BC to Barstow. We were 17 and totally oblivious to any potential danger. We pull off to a restaurant and after a late dinner we find 2 total skid-looking dodgy mo-fos standing by our car. SKIDS "What are you boys doing?" Us: "Were here to find and camp in a ghosttown!" (we really were!) SKIDS: "We know the bestest most secretest ghosttown and its not even that far. Give us a quick lift back home and we will show you where it is along the way!"

We had no room to carry the 4 of us so we foolishly left the two best map readers at the restaurant and packed in the SKIDS. They took us about 20 minutes out of town before we finally told them to GTFO. We had no idea where we were, no cellphone, no idea where the restaurant was on the map and to make it worse, the restaurant was a chain, so there were many. On top of that, the fucks lied about the ghost town but tried to make things better by offering us meth or speed - I dont remember which one it was.

After dropping them off at a bus stop we drove around for a while until we saw a cop car which had just pulled over another car. We were naive as fuck and just rolled up behind the cop car, jumped out and approached the cop because "Hey, cops are friendly right?"

Cop immediately rips out his gun at us screaming for us to get on the ground. Backup was called and soon we were swarmed by cops asking us WTF. When we told them we were on vacation I remember the cop saying we picked "one hell of a place for a vacation." I guess we were in a really bad part of town.

Turned out one of the cops was pretty friendly and we followed him back to the restaurant where our other 2 buds were patiently waiting.

Oh. And the "bestest most secretest" ghost town turned out to be called Calico or something like that. There was a line-up of tourists when we go there the next day. But not after a freezing sleepless night camping in WHAT WE THOUGHT was "deep in the Mojave desert."

When the sun came up we realized that we were actually camping in a garbage-strewn dirt lot behind a JC Penny department store.

michiroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

In my town we actually had an un-wanted hitchhiker, who would jump in your car when you reach a red light and demand you drive her somewhere. Usually people were so flustered that they ended up doing it. My she did it to my grandma and my grandma ended up driving her to a mall 20 minutes away, thinking the woman was going to kill her or something. Turns out she was just old and didn't have a car or close family. She apparently died recently.
Edit: A video made about her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMQ3XIRhRp0

TheRealGavin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i usually only pick up hitchhikers if i'm on my way to the ski resort and they are looking for a lift up the mountain. other then that, i usually can't get myself to pull over.

alone7225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Only when I'm hungry..... evil grin

PolarTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I spent 3 years in Ecuador doing welfare service for people, (teaching, etc) they're good people, thanks for being awesome

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

BTW, if you're hitchhiking and folks don't pick you up, don't be a dick and abuse them as they sail past, as I've seen a few hitchers do. I always tried to give everyone a cheery wave when hitching and once it paid off big time.

I was hitching in Patagonia which is thousands of kilometres of bugger all and sometimes I wouldn't make much progress. One day a bloke stopped and picked me up, took me several hundred kilometres in the direction I wanted to go. He told me he didn't pick up hitchers as a rule and the previous day he'd seen me and gone right on by. Despite him not picking me up then I'd given him a wave and a smile. When he went past the next day he saw me still there beside the road and went out of his way to give me a lift, just because of the wave and smile I'd given him the previous day.

EDIT: Clarification about the previous day.

masterJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When hitching I can't help but smile and laugh because of the reactions of the drivers. They like to point in various directions, or avoid looking at you, or openly staring, or giving you the thumbs up. There are a couple of drivers who've started yelling at me, but it looked hilarious since I couldn't hear what they were saying, just an guy gesturing wildly. I just laughed and waved.

I'll be hitching around Patagonia myself in a month :)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:09 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Best of luck. I had full camping gear with me so was happy to doss wherever I was dropped off. If you're going to do the same, make sure you take a bottle of water.

For some reason I found that no matter where I was it was easiest to get a ride really early, like being on the road at 6am. I generally only managed to get one ride a day so, if I was dropped off in the middle of nowhere, I was going to be hanging around for the rest of the day and overnight. It was weird. Maybe I was just unlucky.

masterJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:14 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hitched 2400 miles through Argentina and Chile 3 years ago or so. I've got camping gear and nowhere to be so I won't be in any hurry. I'm starting in Patagonia, but I don't know where I'll end up.

I definitely had more than one ride a day last time, usually 2-3. May I was just lucky. We'll see how it goes.

Cheers!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:34 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like a good trip.

BTW, don't know what you've already seen or where you're planning to go but I highly recommend Torres del Paine national park in Chilean Patagonia, and Los Glaciares national park in Argentinian Patagonia. Everyone goes to the Perito Moreno glacier in Los Glaciares but I also visited the part of the national park in the north to see Monte Fitz Roy and Cerro Torre. If you get good weather those mountains are spectacular.

EDIT: Final sentence.

skcusloa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I gave two old guys a jump in a van the other day and last week I gave a guy ride to a hotel so he could get his brother to come help him fix his truck.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've only picked up one. She was a tween girl walking home from school (my old middle school), at 6pm, in the dark (street with no street lights) during a true Alaskan blizzard. It was right around this time of year and I had just dropped my best friend off after a day of Christmas shopping. It just broke my heart to be so happy (and warm) at that moment to see some poor little girl walking through a blizzard IN A SWEATSHIRT with no boots, gloves or hat. When I pulled over, she seemed to only accept my ride because I was non-threatening (short college-age girl). She was very nice kid and probably in college now.

WindySin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

About 20 years down the track there'll be a Reddit post from an Ecuadorian guy asking the community to help him track down the guys who gave him a lift when he just got into the country. Now that would be an epic circle.

SupermanMJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was driving in the midwest... must have been around ten years ago. I was heading to my college, which is mostly a college town and it was raining pretty hard. It wasn't freezing, but it was still pretty shitty out and as I drove under an overpass I saw some hippy looking guy with a thumb out. He had a big bag and a dog. I was just past a huge truck stop so there was lots of traffic, but I still pulled off the highway and backtracked to see if he was still there. He was so I pulled over and told him to hop in.

He was a total hippie. dreads and long facial hair, military jacket or something. His three possessions were a small nap sack, a full sized bongo drum and long haired collie-looking mix. He was even headed to Arizona or some western state for something called a "rainbow festival" which as far as I could gather was burning-man meets people following a phish tour.

He was cool, we chatted on the way to where I was heading and it wasn't raining there. He said he'd head into town and see what was going on during the day. I dropped him off near a pedestrian mall.

I saw him the next day, he was hanging out in the ped mall talking to some other scruffy looking dude in the door to a coffee shop I like. I waved and that was that.

He said when I dropped him off he'd had weed. I assume we could have smoked it, but didn't. I think I would have been too nervous. Despite the fact that he was cool, and I'm cool, there's still that little voice in the back of my head going "this is a total stranger, a transient stranger who could, just could try to injure you." I'm not necessarily proud of that.

tl;dr - picked up a hippie on his way across the country. No problems, he was cool.

m00r5tuD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cool story. I would've loved to have been a part of this, would've been the first time my high school spanish ever helped me.

cport1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes. However, this is from living in a mountain town and picking up fellow skiers, snowboarders, mountain bikers, etc. I have also hitch hiked up the hill a few times.

cycloxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have been picked up. And good thing, I was about to lose my shit too. I was lost deer hunting in between a swamp/coniferous area and it started snowing. Snowing turned to rain and I knew I was fucked if I didn't get out of there fast - everything was wet. Eventually I found the nearest hwy and waited ... and waited

That day I learned a very valuable lesson: don't hitchhike with a (visible) shotgun... or any gun really. 50 or so cars later I smartened up and put it on the ground (still had on my orange) and a hockey family picked me up. It was such a relief. It was getting dark by that time and I was soaked and freezing!

tl;dr THANK YOU TO PPL WHO PICKUP SKETCHY/DANGEROUS LOOKING HITCHHIKERS!!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always want to pick up hitchhikers, but they put their thumbs down when I approach on my motorcycle :(

mansaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of friends and I were driving from Greensboro NC to Gatlinburg TN. We picked up a guy on the highway. He reeked of booze and had a few teeth missing(crack head?). Anyway, we dropped him off 30 miles later. Dude told us he planned to walk the whole way if he hadn't gotten a ride that day.

tylermbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i've been a hitchhiker. got lost in the woods. lol, i look young so it probably wasn't too much of a scare.

khail250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a guy somewhere a little north of LA, as I was visiting my gf in san fransisco, and I lived in San diego. I bought gas, heading out of the gas station, and saw a dude, figured eh what the hell, I only have one cd in my car (dangerous minds, and only one good song by coolio), so figured could use a convo. The guy was in his 40's or so, and I was actually in the navy, and we had a long chat about this. He had an incredible memory of 20 years ago when he wanted to enlist (though now forget why he didnt). The guy didnt smell to well, said he had a hard time getting a ride from anyone, and was living off beans and rice (not sure how he cooked it). I went about 50 miles in the wrong direction as the highway splits highway 5 and 99 (i think?) so i was pissed off as I had 8 hours to go, and he was still just happy as can be, said life is too short to be upset by a few miles in the wrong direction.

So we chatted got to gilroy which the whole place smells like garlic. and let him off, he asked for money, and i said i dont give money but will do it for a trade. I gave him i think 7 bucks, and he gave me this stainless steel thing where you put fresh tea leaves, and can make some tea (or pot or mushrooms) though this was 6 years ago and still have it today :)

mlatour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So there is my niece in Spain when she has her purse ripped off by some scooter bandits. She has no money. Her air ticket home departs from Rome, and all she has is a train ticket in her pocket to Milan. She calls home but there is nuttin' anyone can do before the plane leaves so she is left to beg lifts from strangers in a language she doesn't even speak. She ends up in Rome at the station down town with an hour to go begging on the street. When this guy who runs a news stand gives her the taxi fare to the airport.

God bless the people who help. And its usually the ones who have needed a lotta help in the past who come forward.

jessesomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

During the RNC convention in St. Paul, I finished up my day of photos and reports to Indy Media. I was getting into my car to head back to Minneapolis when five younger protesters asked if I knew where the bus picked up nearby. I told them it would be a while for it to come because it just left. They looked kind of desperate with all their large backpacks and gear. They hinted to ask if I was heading that way and I offered to take them to Minneapolis.

They were a scraggly crew but were very appreciative and stacked up very well in the backseat of my Nissan Sentra. The crew explained that they had all hitchhiked from Brooklyn, Florida, and St. Louis to get there. They complimented the Mpls skyline as we got closer and said they have got a lot of help from locals during the RNC. I dropped them off at the Southern Theater which was having an anti-GOP event that night. Later I read that the police invaded the theater looking for folks allegedly involved with some of the violent protests during the convention (turned out the group they were after had nothing to do with it).

ColonelSharp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I knew a man whose best friend was murdered by a hitchhiker he picked up. He told the story to anyone who would listen and so I'm repeating it here for him.

Just a warning to everyone. :/

aliciajoann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say the same thing. I knew a guy in college whose fate was the same. He picked up a hitch-hiker and was killed. Bad idea for anyone considering it. Sad.. sometimes it's a good story, but it's not worth the risk.

Trainwrek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Never picked up anyone actually hitch-hiking. However one time me and my friends were driving down a long dark road called "Breakneck Road" and we saw a young man walking down it late at night. We felt a little bad and figured it'd be funny to pick him up. We asked him if he needed a ride and he said "Who is that?!" He was instantly let down when he found out it wasn't his friends, just a couple of 17 year olds being weird. He accepted the ride and he smelled like a strawberry dutch. It was without a doubt one of the most awkward experiences of my life. He asked us to drop him off at a church.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I went backpacking for a month in the forest by myself. I got three rides while I was there. the first one was I ran out of water, and was just asking for water. (there was no creeks in the direction I was going the closest stream that I could go to was to go back down where I cam from, and than re climb the incline again and back to square one. I got a ride from a family from FL who were also backpackers, and they told me how they couldn't get a ride in the rain a few years back, and they knew the pain. 2) the 2nd time I was I walking hiking I was dead tired and darkness was approaching, but I still needed to reach my destination and two beautiful Austrian girls picked me up, took me the rest of the way. 3) the last time, I met rangers there, and they were all my age, so they told me about the camp fire parties they have, and it was insaaaaane!!!!!! best group of people I have ever met. and they took me caving as well. Since there was a forest fire at the time the smoke was really bad, you couldn't walk outside. So they offered me a ride back to my final destination. Best trip of my life. I am going to do it again this summer.

After all these generosities. I pick up anyone that needs a ride. Once you experience it yourself. You remember how happy you were to get a ride. So you give them one as well:)

Pronell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Unprompted, I pulled over and offered a couple a ride in a shady neighborhood during a blizzard. They were walking home with several bags of groceries. They tried to get me to drive them to a neighboring state, where the liquor stores were still open. (Only a few miles, really.) I declined. I was a bit more reserved and judgmental back then. The me of today would've taken them the few extra miles to help warm up their evening a bit.

I also gave a kid a ride home from a gas station after he got a flat tire in the parking lot at 2am. It was actually less than a minute out of my way, and on the drive I learned we had the same car mechanic friend who lived about a half an hour away.

I love fairly small towns for that. Big enough you can still get groceries at any hour, small enough you can still run into people you know.

I don't pick up hitchhikers enough. I feel vaguely guilty driving by and not stopping, somewhat for reasons already made elsewhere... if I don't help, who will? There's lots of time I spend not helping. I should strive, more often, to be that guy who actually pulls over and helps.

AmberOrchid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to pick up hitch hikers. My husband made me promise not to anymore. He worries. I know what its like to walk. My brother has had it harder than me, the poor kid would walk miles in a t-shirt in the snow (literally). All kids of people need to get from A to B, very few of them will kill you.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No i don't. I call for assistance for them.

aliciajoann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

An acquaintance of mine in college did the same thing you did- picked up a hitchhiker who waved him down. That person held him at knife-point, forced him to drive to a remote place where he tied him to a tree and slit his throat. My friend died before he could return for his sophomore year. This person (my friend) was the most warm, giving person you'd ever meet. It has really shaken my desire to stop and help a person who seems to be OK and just in need of a ride. I'll never do it. Isn't that sad.. what things like this do to keep us from helping others.. they ruined it for us.

fallore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i drive from santa cruz, ca to arcata, ca and back pretty regularly. i often see hitchhikers, and i always think to myself that i should pick them up but never have. one day...

Vivrenoctem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have helped a couple time. Once, I was alone and saw a woman walking with a full leg brace. I gave her a ride to a gas station, and some money for a call.

A couple years later, my boyfriend and I were driving in the middle of the night home from fishing, and we saw a woman walking on the road. It was about 40 degrees and she was only wearing a windbreaker. We took her a good 30 minutes away to where she was staying in a hotel. She offered us dinner at the restaurant she worked at, but we never took her up on it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was a hitch-hiker, twice. Once going to a concert in another city; once returning from a concert in another city. Both times were uneventful. The first guy who picked me up was a short haul truck driver who did the route between cities a couple of times a day, the second guy who picked me up was a native woman in a pick-up truck. Both involved painful small talk. But I got where I was going and it was nice to have the ride.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

weed is mota in spanish.

Eighty-Sixed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I worked for Yellowstone National Park one summer. Having lived in the park all summer, we were sort of used to hitchhikers - especially employee hitchhikers because a lot of the workers would come from out of the country for the summer to work there and they'd get school credit (they majored in hospitality and tourism) - many people from Singapore (they were funny, there'd be ten of them trying to get a ride). Anyway, we would pick up employee hitchhikers all of the time and transport them from one area of the park to the next. But, I don't consider these "real" hitchhikers.

Anyway, my last day in the park and I spent it hiking just outside Mammoth. On our exit out of the park, we saw a hitchhiker and decided to pick him up - he was trying to go up to Missoula. He was a kid - maybe a year older than me (I was 21). He had white-blonde hair and a dark tan, wearing overalls. He said he'd been working in Jackson Hole on construction but got bored of it. He only had a banjo and a backpack - he would sometimes sit in cities and play for money. He said he spent 300 days a year sleeping under the stars and he preferred it that way. He sometimes would squat if the weather got too bad. His goal was to get an 80 acre farm and just live off the land - he said that was the dream, the foundation was there, he just had to figure out a way to get money to buy it. He sounded so meticulous in his plan - he elaborated on the crops he would keep, etc. We gave him a ride to Bozeman. He was a nice kid and his lifestyle was kind of romantic to me. If I weren't female, I'd probably do it just to see what it's like.

thricedude72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I almost couldn't get past "(no pun intended)" due to laughing so much. But yeah, good story! :)

Mrcupcakesss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I am glad people still have hearts out there.

taint_skank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was on this camping trip: we saw these 2 hitchhikers (man and woman) walking. We had one of those 15 person vans, filled with college kids so we let them in and dropped them off in Oregon (on the way).

I don't regret it, it was a quiet but fun event

maximum3432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

How old are you OP? Just curious, great story btw!

HeadoftheHydra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've only picked up a hitchhiker once...But I've only ever seen one once. This dude was clearly drunk and was acting kinda' erratic like he desperately needed a ride, and he flagged me down. He just wanted a ride a couple of miles down town, so I gave him one. He was a nice guy but clearly intoxicated and he asked me the same questions several times over and over, lol.

Was a good thing to do, though.

The only thing that comes close to that is one guy at a rest stop flagged my car down as I was leaving and asked me if I had $5 or $10 for gas because he had to go pick up his mom and he was low and had no money on him. I gave him a $10 and he was very grateful.

I'm aware that guy could've been totally full of shit, but generally if someone asks for help and I have the means to help them, my thought process doesn't have "nah, I'm good" in the cards.

wowiekazowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Only once.

It was in Ashland, OR. I was having an awful morning with my girlfriend, and it was snowing at the time. So I went for a drive, randomly, with no direction in mind. I just knew I'd be gone awhile.

I got on the thruway, and there I saw a backpacker hitchin' for a ride. He looked like my age (mid 20s), and I had spent a bout of backpacking through the Mid West at one point, so I pulled over and he got in.

He was a super chill dude! He was just doing the same thing I had done- backpackin' around. I took him about 45 minutes North to where he needed to go to catch the train. Bought him lunch and some beers. It was a fun afternoon, and just what I needed to get the load off.

That was 3 years ago and I've never met nor heard from the guy since (don't even think we exchanged contact info), but it was a kick ass afternoon.

CalamariMarinara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No towel, no ride.

StongaBologna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't drive anymore. Back home in smalltown NY, I wouldn't pick up hitchhikers, but many a time have I assisted the same few hispanic men who walk with a limp and are obviously only out scouring the landscape in an attempt to make some sort of money to survive. It was fucking touching the first time I picked up this short, fat, hobbling guy who looked like he had nothing at all going for him in the world. As I let him out at his destination he tried to give me a few dollars, of course I refused. He hugged me and started fucking sobbing.

billzzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My parents always told me they would kill me and steal my car, it's haunted me to this day. Still plays in the back of my mind before I let my compassion get the best of me.

knerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I did once and they stole my spare wallet right out of my glovebox. It had my SS card in it too.

gotissues68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:48 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Best I got was heading up a deserted stretch of Highway 26 in Central Oregon and it was of course dark and raining and I see this dude on the side of the road and stop to see if he needs anything. He says he's trying to get to Portland so I pick him up and drop him at his house. Never learned his name but wished him a safe journey from where I dropped him off =)

ILoveAMp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my friends picked up some bro hitchhikers and they bought us alcohol. It was pretty awesome (No drunk driving involved)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yea

logizzal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Now that's what I call a nice welcoming illusion of the "American Dream" my sir!

sp4c3_m0nk3y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've only done it once, about 5 years ago.

I was leaving my house to go to work when I noticed a young couple walking along the inside of a blind corner. As I came closer, they saw me and waved me down. I wound the window down to hear their story, and tell them to walk on the other side of the road on the path. With desperation in their eyes, they told me that they needed to get to the train station within 5 minutes or her dad would kill her. Considering that the nearest station was at least a 10-15 minute run, I told them to quickly jump in. With a little spirited driving I successfully got them to the station in time. They thanked me again as I let them out, and the look of relief in their eyes was priceless.

icecreamrepublic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, and he killed me.

rarebit13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to ride a Yamaha 50cc scooter around every where, similar to this one. It is a single seater, and has a max speed of around 60km/h if you have the right conditions.

I just about lived on this thing. It was my main mode of transport for a year or two. I used it regularly to travel around 20km's to work, and also travel to the city which was around 100km away.

Anyway, one day I was riding my scooter on the way home from work when I passed a hitch hiker, looking like a regular around-australia tourist, with a backpack full of essentials, and wearing road-weary clothing. . I though "fuck it, I'll see if he wants a lift" and pulled up quickly next to him and said "hop on".

I squished far enough forward that my nuts were just about touching the steering column, and he hopped on behind me. There are no pillion pegs on these scooters as they are not designed for passengers (though I did manage to regularly take 4 people and a 40L esky to parties; but that's another story), so the poor hitch-hiker had to hold his feet up for the next 20km's till we got to the end of the line. He also had no helmet. I'm not sure what he thought of the whole trip - the wind noise made it hard to talk, and having a complete stranger holding on for dear life was an unusual situation. It's amazing how long 20minutes can seem.

I'm also not sure what I would have done if the cops had come past, as it is law here to require a helmet, and the bike was not legal for 2 people. When you are 17 you tend not to think of the consquences as much though.

He saved himself some time though, and hopefully got an unusual story to tell someone.

ssj2killergoten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

All the time. I live on the Appalachian trail and I used to do it because they always give you money, but now I do it because these people have walked 1900 miles and they deserve everything I can possibly give them. The stories are great and the smell is something I've gotten used to. If you make it to Gorham, NH look out for the light blue Ford Taurus station wagon pulling over to pick you up. Don't offer me money because I'm just going to turn it down.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:02 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up one hitchhiker ever, the only one I've come by. I'm 19 and from a small town, so I haven't come across many in my life.

I agreed to go on a camping trip two summers ago with some friends of mine, bring a q of weed for a few days of hanging out and hiking. My mom wouldn't let me go for the first day at the last second for some reason I can't recall; I assume it was reasonable because I don't remember being angry at her, but the result was that I ended up driving by myself the next day up to the campsite I'd never been to to meet my friends in a car with a broken stereo. When I saw a young-ish, friendly looking man in square frames and boat shoes sticking his thumb up on the side of the road, I immediately pulled over, thinking he might at least make the ride a bit more interesting. Long story short, I'm super blazed and rambling a bit and maybe a getting a little tired of typing, so anyway he turned out to be some awesome Polish guy named Kuba who was on his way to Montreal just for fun, and he came camping with us and joined us in smoking dancing ridiculously around the campfire to great music.

TL;DR I picked up some Polish guy on the way to a camping trip, and he came camping with us and was generally the shit

Epilogue: the next morning, after we had all shared a blunt at our first pit stop, I recalled that I was supposed to play at a wedding that same day (my life is a bit disorganized, but I'm a cellist, and have occasionally played gigs for money). It was 9am and I was supposed to play at 12 noon. I was 5 miles into the forest with a huge sleeping bag and backpack, and my cello and dress clothes were 30 miles away at my house, which was about 20 miles away from the location of the wedding, which was a place I'd never been to and had no directions for.

In the end, somehow I managed, running as fast as I could over trees and rocks and rivers, tripping over my giant puffy sleeping bag- I scrambled out of the woods, started the car, and drove until I saw reception on my cellphone. My first call was to my mom. I told her I needed her to drive my cello and dress clothes to the lake. I didn't really know where on the lake the wedding was, but I knew it was at the lake. She sounded angry, but said she'd do it. Then i called the wedding girl, who sounded about twice as angry. I asked her for directions to the wedding, but was cut off before she could give them by my phone running out of batteries. By some miracle, I drove on the highway till I saw signs to the lake, drove to the lake, walked into the wrong wedding in the church across the street, and eventually came running down the lawn toward the two other musicians, who had already begun playing duets. At this point I was able to get the violinist's phone, call my mom to give her more accurate directions, and she arrived within 5 minutes. By the time the bride got there, I was dressed and playing Traditional American Wedding Songs. All told everything went better than expected.

Wow, so much for not writing much more.

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onecoolcustomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i host couch-surfers....... close enough?

Makatiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've hitchiked quite a few times...dozens, at least...and I have never had a genuinely bad experience. Quite a few very odd experiences, but nothing that down the road did not become simply an amusing story to tell.
I pick up hitchhikers if they are standing next to a broken-down car or if they have a back-packing backpack, but not if they are carrying everything in a black plastic bag. It may be an arbitrary rule, but it has worked flawlessly for me so far.

GwaptimusPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely. When I was 17, I picked up a hitcher on the side of a winding road through my town, not very big at all. It was raining and dark, the picture perfect scene of a horror movie. The guy flashed me down with his phone and I rolled down my window to see if he needed anything. He asked me if I could help him out with a ride and I obliged. As time went on he introduced himself as Stanley and noticing the fact I was playing A Tribe Called Quest, we got to know each other on the way to the destination based on a mutual respect of hip-hop. He was dressed nicely, told me he had been visiting his mother out near where I found him, but he had no license and no car and his child's mother was going into labor. He told me about how he didn't value his education and he regretted not choosing to persue his love of sports. Like straight out of a PSA. I dropped Stanley off where he needed to go (the nearby hospital) and he thanked me more times than I can reasonably remember at this point. I learned that night that maybe I should take time out to try to be less of a cynic in my day to day life, because whether or not I intended to, the mere act of giving that guy a ride helped him in ways I can't imagine.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was just going to browse reddit for a few minutes to take a break from studying for my finals tomorrow, then I see this thread and I think to myself "....ah damnit" .......45 mins later

gobbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've hitched back and forth across the continent. Where I live (rural canada) hitchhiking is still common. I have too many stories to tell, some bizarre, most very nice.

Twice I gave a ride from Calgary to Vancouver, dropped the rides off at their front door. Now that's a ride that rocks! Over 800km and precise.

Once my wife and I hitched from Brandon to Winnipeg... with our bicycles. It took 8 hours, but we got a great ride.

Just last week I picked up an elderly woman who stank of whisky. She turned out to be an emotional needy wreck and followed me in to my meeting, I regretted the ride until she collapsed. At first I felt guilty, then I realized I'd taken her to a warm safe place where professionals were at hand to possibly save her life.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have hitch hiked/rode trains all over this country and into canada and mexico. i have had so many rides with first time hitchhiker ride givers. 90% smoked pot with me and never got weird. some just wanted a look out while they smoked meth. Thank you for giving this guy a ride. we all need a little help now and then.

justme247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once on a trip from Hell, I missed my connecting flight. Another guy from my flight and I managed to get onto another flight together, but we still missed our third connection, which was the last flight for the night, which caused me to be stranded at an airport when the city i needed to be in was 2 hours away. That guy called his wife who picked us up and drove me to my destination.

They really saved me a lot of time and effort that day. I hope they're doing well wherever they are.

DonaldGripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Finally Americans stop freaking out because they've seen too many slasher films. Good work, OP.

sleepingprincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I gave a couple a ride once and it turned out they were just interested in trying to get me to exchange cash for a check so they could get a hotel because they apparently didn't have any ID. They initially asked to be dropped off at a hotel but decided they'd rather be dropped off at a Dunkin Doughnuts, I assume to look for some other sap to fall into their scheme. I feel awful if they we're genuinely sol, but their story just had bullshit written all over it.

phoenixflow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a hitch-hiker, but some random kid at the beach...

So I finished swimming and taking in some sun and I noticed this high-school guy sitting around and smoking next to the public bathrooms. I forgot how it all started, but we ended up having a conversation and I found out that he was a Korean international student and decided to play hookie for the day. He told me about how horrid his homestay parents were and how he would skip school multiple days of the week just to de-stress and get away from his situation.

Being an English tutor to many Korean students before, this sort of story was not uncommon to me so I decided to make his day a little better and drove him out to eat some jjajjangmyun (Chinese black-bean noodles). As we ate and talked, I got to know a lot about his life. I found it kind of amusing because he was like any other high-school kid. He also made it a point to boast about his white girlfriend.

After that I took him home and wished him the best. I don't know what he thought of it all, but hopefully it'll remain a good memory for him.

SHIFTY3232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Reading this title reminds me of the movie Something About Mary:)

punkisdread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hitched around for years, whenever I wasn't riding trains. Hitching sucks. Getting picked up rocks! I have a truck now and try to pick up hitchers whenever I can. I've gotten rides up and down the west coast and a few people still stand out in my mind that picked me up. There was a guy in a mini van named turtle that was very cool and shared a story tooooooo long to type here. There was an old guy in ashland that bought me and the girls I was with breakfast and drinks. There was a trucker that smoked crack and drove with his knee the whole time. dozens I've forgotten.

citizen_k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, as a long-time hitcher, I love running across good spirits like you and your friend. I have a car now, steady location too, and so I try to pick up anyone I see who needs a ride. I absolutely love the hitching culture, the freedom of it and the people you meet are seldom less than wonderful. In return, I try to give the same to everyone I can.

I've done about 8 countries now, US, North and Central America, and I really can't ever repay the kindness of the strangers who have helped me out. One time I remember - worst ride of my life - a friend and I had gotten stuck on the Nicaragua/Costa Rica border (CR side.) It was late, the crossing had closed, and the sun was about gone, and we were basically debating sleeping in the jungle or on the cement outside the crossing - no good options really. Hungry, tired, and just miserable from a whole day of thumbing rides.

Luck changed right then though, because a pickup full of guys came driving up just as the crossing closed for the night. They were Costa Ricans, returning from a weekend partying in Nicaragua (think US kids going to Mexico for cheap thrills a decade back) and even though they looked pretty obviously drunk we had no better plan and hopped in with them.

MISTAKE.

We ended up going 75 mph, then 20, then into the wrong lane, then 65, then 40, then tailgating a tractor trailer for a mile, then two wheels in the dirt, and right back again... it was fucking hairy, made all the worse for the fact that my buddy and I are in the goddamn truck bed, lying down because it's illegal to ride in the bed of a truck out there! Sweating bullets, we each took our pack and put it against the cab, set our feet, and tried to stop the bile building up in our throats - this really could be it, man, and we're still 30 miles from nowhere.

Then out of nowhere we skid to a stop: middle of the jungle, nothing but a small turnout in the trees. Everyone piles out, and that's when they pull out the pipes. These guys start passing a solid bowl around, laughing as if the death trek is just nothing to worry about, and oh by the by, a passenger starts chopping lines on a little cigarette case - for the driver, he says - he needs to concentrate. Yeah, all right. Can't be much worse than things have been going so far. Someone passes the pipe to me, I hit it hard, cash the bowl, and then hand it back.

So here's a fun bit. These guys are so hammered (honestly, only desperation and the fact they had just crossed an international border must have been holding them back earlier - they're tanked) so goddamn drunk that the guy I gave the pipe to, the guy I even told "hey man, this is done" passes the pipe next to my friend. He shakes his head, hands it back, says again "it's done." They shove it at him, and all of a sudden we're being rude for refusing their hospitality. Five drunk guys, and we don't really need them angry at us, so my buddy and I share a look - well, whatever. He takes the bowl, pantomimes hitting it, blows the fake hit out, and tells them they have great pot. Everyone is friends again, the driver does a couple rails, and we're off again.

Miserable idea.

25 swerving, terrible miles later, after I've mentally prepared for a sudden death by impact, we skid to a stop. I sit up. We're in a town, at a gas station - no, a liquor store. These fuckers are buying beer! My buddy looks at me, and he looks like shit. At least I had a good toke to keep me going, right? Without a word, we grab out bags, hop out, thank the guys profusely, and RUN to the gas station down the road, desperate for any ride but that one. Those locals must have thought we were crazy, but you know what? The feeling was all sorts of mutual.

Anyway, what I wrote all that to get to is this next guy - Jon the engineer found us 20 minutes later at that gas station, middle of the night, tiny town, and gave us a ride to Puntarenas. He let us stay at his home, shower, gave us dinner, we shared our bottle of whiskey sitting on his front steps, and then he had us stay the night. Next morning breakfast, a ride to the bus station, headful of useful knowledge, and he absolutely refused to let us give him anything. Absolute class act that one. You meet strangers like Jon all over when you're hitching, and they're among the most beautiful human beings I've ever found. That's why I hitch still - to meet the wonderful folks who I would never know exist otherwise.

Keep on picking up riders, and hopefully we'll meet one day!

masonmason22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This is my story, wasn't so much as a hitchhiker, but someone I gave a ride to.

So I was driving to my parents place, about 3-4 years ago. It was night, and I see a girl frantically running down the road, she must have been around 14-16, every time a car drove past she tried to hide from it, behind a tree, fence, etc. So I just drove past, thinking, "Huh, that's weird, oh well, someone else will stop."

So I continue driving for about 30 seconds, then I think "fuck it, who know's what she's running from or if someone will stop." So I loop around, and see her still running down the road, I stop ahead of her, wind down my passenger window and ask if she's ok, if she needs a ride. She asks if she can take me to a particular road in a nearby suburb (about 10mins drive away, 30mins walk). I didn't ask her name, asked if she's ok etc, apparently her father was getting violent and she ran out, I dropped her off at what must have been her friends place (her friend came out to meet her), and awkwardly said she shouldn't accept rides from strangers, which is kinda paradoxical considering I just gave her a ride and everything worked out fine.

She barely said thank you, but I just put that down to her being flustered. We went our separate ways and I never saw her again.

mind_if_i_do_a_jay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So myself and 3 friends were on a quest for booze in snowy Killington Vermont during a ski trip. We set out looking for a shady grocery that would sell to our underage asses. Instead, we found a hippie in the middle of highway 4 looking for a ride to a town 20 minutes away. He repaid our ride by going to the Long Trail brewery on the way there and getting us a keg of Long Trail Ale. Best hitchhiker ever!

The_Shrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:01:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up quite a few local guys when travelling through Jordan, Oman, UAE...usually not a lot to talk about when they dont speak English, but they are appreciative.

shirst_75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Tons. In north Cali they almost all had dope, too. Come to think, same in Colorado. The only bad exp. was when we picked up a day laborer and he just railed at us in Spanish (we understood about half of it) about how F'ed up our country was and how John Kerry wouldn't let him work (he may have been a bit confused). So we bought him Wendy's to shut him up.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A little late to the party but here goes; it was freezing cold in January, wind was blowing and damn it, I was low on gas. As I pumped the gas I was approached by a guy and I'm thinking he's gonna hit me up for some money. Instead he asks me if I know where the ALANON ( Alcoholics anonymous) is near here. Just so happens I do, and its about 5 miles from where he is. When I gave him directions, it turns out he started a mile from Alanon but took a wrong turn. Long story short I gave em a lift to the meeting. Dude was only wearing a spring jacket to begin with and was already a popsicle.

joebock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I live up at Tahoe for a season. Hitchhiking is the public transit up there, it works really well, there aren't many roads.

I gave around 5 rides and received about the same.

Turns out it was faster than driving to the ski hill. Someone would deal with the parking lot mess, get their car out, and all you'd have to do was ride down to the road and put your thumb out.

Also, my car wouldn't pass chain checks sometimes, so hitchhiking was cheaper than buying a 4x4.

It didn't work for me in South Lake Tahoe, but the north shore was all about it.

LanCaiMadowki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once slowed down for a hitchhiker and then thought better of it. The next day I found out that the woman had been drunk and on LSD and had killed a bicyclist with her car that morning. I learned my lesson

YoungJess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My ex was a total hippie and would pick them up & sometimes even bring them home. It freaked me out.

Once though we broke down driving across country (we were in Wy at the time) and had to hitchhike. It was scary but we got lucky to be picked up by really nice people.

DudeAsInCool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

I hitchhiked during college. Joe Paterno once gave me a ride during a snowstorm when I was at Penn State. I also hitchhiked across the country in 5 to 6 rides back in the 70s: PSU to Pittsburg to Muncie, Indiana to Vail/Aspen to Vegas to LA to SF. Not sure if I could do it again today - hitchhiking isn't as accepted as it used to be

what_not_to_say ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once got a blow job from a man with no teeth that was wearing the bottom half of a chicken costume for giving him a ride to the bus station.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Two nights ago, it's 3 am, and I've been up for 39 hours straight. Just couldn't sleep. I figure "Ok, I need to sleep now. I'm going to Walgreens for some Nyquil." So I get outside, and it's just started snowing. By the time I get to Walgreens the roads are extremely slick and it's probably close to 0 degrees out. On the way home I spot a guy walking on the side of the road, sipping a beer. As I get close, he raises his hand to wave, and I pull off to the side just a bit in front of him. I asked him if he needed a ride, and he said sure. I'd never picked anyone up before, so I was a bit nervous, but after just a few moments I realized that I was in no way in any danger. He had just left a party up town and was a bit drunk. Turns out he only lived about a mile down the road from where I live. We chatted on the way and he was a really chill dude, we talked about school and his uncle he lived with and some other stuff. It made me happy knowing that I saved a dude a really chilly ~45 min walk in the early morning. Feels good man.

Nerobus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There is this gas station I go to sometimes that ALWAYS has someone who needs a ride for some reason or another. My husband and I took lots of people lots of places... but he always sat in the back seat of my 2 door with his knife out just in case.

shredthegnar_NL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i love hitch-hiking. i just wish it were easier to get rides sometimes. although i have always made it to my destination on time.

also when i'm driving or a friend is driving, i always pick up hitch hikers as long as i have room. sometimes i will even move things around in the car to make room

briesa37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

That's awesome! Good for you for choosing your human instinct for compassion and solidarity over the manufactured fear and isolation of our society.

I've been stranded on the side of the road before (voluntarily through hitchhiking and involuntarily through...creative travel arrangements) and I wish more people were like you. Like the song says: If we're afraid of each other, then we're afraid of ourselves.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Had a friend who used to hitchhike from college (outskirts of town) to his house on the other side of town. One evening just as it was starting to get dark a car pulled over for him just up ahead. He went running to the car as most hitchhikers tend to do. As he was running he could see the driver reach across and open the passenger side door for him. When he came upon the open door he looked inside to ask the guy how far he was going and what do you know, he was staring down the barrel of a gun. The guy told him to toss his wallet on the seat and close the door. He did so and the guy sped off.

Gatorau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A hitchhiker picked me up once. I came out of the office where I worked in Singleton, NSW ready to drive into town and this guy came flying down the driveway, hopped into the front seat and asked if I could drop him off in town. I was rolling and dropped him off at the front door of his mate's place where he wanted to go. Bloody funny as.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:49:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Prolly way to late to post but here goes.... By brother picked up a hicker... a nice looking women with the idea that they would later 'get it on'. We'll shortly after picking her up, a horid god aweful smell came from the back seat. They dropped her off as soon as it was polite. Later that day, they found that the butcher cuts they left on the rear floorboard for the dogs a few weeks ago was broken open by her getting into the car. They thought this smell came from her. But, it was the rotten meat that they had forgotten.

shdwflyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think most of the misconceptions are because of the reporting done by media, and this applies everywhere not just America. Whats happening now is that our beliefs are conditioned on what the media has to say and not by our own real experiences. If you go out and meet people from different countries,cultures,religions you will find that most people are good humans. But nowadays our opinions are mostly based on what the media tells us and not what we experience.

theswedishshaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Initially thoughts run through your head and you wonder... I wonder whats in that suitcase...is he going to put a knife to my neck from behind the seat...

You can answer this question by checking if the Mexican in question looks like THIS.

maldorordx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I bet at least one person who posted a comment in this thread has picked me up at some point. I got picked up by a lot of reddit types.

MAKKATTACK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Mega-Awesome story, you guys are boss.

streetpete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a guy who was literally on his hands and knees, dropped him off at some rich persons house and he gave me a bag of pot! hooray for being thanked with drugs!!!

CornFedHonky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:56 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why would a Mexican be a pun?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:04 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

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ryanj629 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

are the locals always so generous... or are they only generous to other locals? I would think that in a place like Hawaii, people would get tired of seeing tourists everywhere all the time.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I was on my way out of my home city, moving farther north and crossing the bridge out of town. It was night and there was a guy on crutches making his way across. I stopped and pulled over because there was an overpass ahead and he would not have made it over. I was skeptical, thinking it must have been a scam because why would a guy on crutches be out here on this bridge? Anyway, turns out his angry brother abandoned him on the bridge and the poor guy had just went through knee surgery.

I was very happy to help.

yaharon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

happy karma coming your way! I bet you'll sleep well tonight my man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I havent seen a hitch hiker in a long time. My guess is that they get harrassed by cops or passing drivers or both in this area.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once. It turned out I knew him. Small towns.

gsxr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

hitch hikers must be a coastal thing. I've never seen a single hitch hiker in MO.

fallback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up a few in my time and always enjoyed the experience. Have also done my share of hitching when I was young. Met some great people. The dickheads don't stop so usually you meet the nice ones. Dress tidy and clean if you are hitching. Pick up people who look like they are going somewhere, have a pack etc if you are driving.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

ive been hitchiking since high school in nyc (there is a stretch in the rockaways where it is common to hitchike.

i also hitchhiked my way through costa rica last year. it was a little sketch, but i met some cool people.

borque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sadly in the UK, hitching has all but died out over the last 20 years.

It used to be my main form of travel when I was young and I only had good experiences from it. When I finally got a car, I returned the favour and picked up everyone I could.

Now, pretty much nobody hitches - I've seen one lone guy in the past few months and I didn't pick him up. I'm not allowed to in a work vehicle and it was a junction just outside a prison, late at night.

I'm not sure why it'd died out here, there doesn't seem to be any single thing to attribute it's death to.

LouieKablooie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always pick them up when I can. It is always a good story. One time picked up three Russians from a bus stop, ended up hanging out with them during the 4th of July, group of Korean women recently and a month or two ago I picked up a hippie trying to get to a commune, I was wearing a suit but said he smelled like buds, he smoked me down and said that the three other people he had gotten rides from that day had done the same. Was on his way from NC to VA.

Up2Eleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

To those who do pick up hitchhikers from one who did a bunch of it in his 20's: thank you!

Also, some perspective from a hitchhiker: It's just as scary for us! We never know if we're going to be picked up by some crazy person or someone who's just evil enough to rob someone of what little they have. Sometimes we turn down rides if our gut tells us it isn't a good idea to get in. It's not that uncommon for someone to say, "Sure, throw your stuff in the trunk/back seat", and when you close the trunk/back door they take off with your stuff.

Also, on my very first hitchhiking trip with a friend, we were picked up by a redneck who acted nice, but then intentionally dropped us outside a prison. We had to walk for miles before we could get a ride. There are some mean assholes out there.

So, trust your gut and help when you can! Most hitchhikers just want to get somewhere, that's all.

heynorton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have numerous hitch hiker stories and I am glad to see there are so many of us out there willing to help those in need. I would hope if I needed it someone would pick me up. My family and friends think I am crazy for picking up strangers and one day I am going to end up dead.

OneLawWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Sure did, and I posted about it here.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:26 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I did only once. I was traveling from my parents, who live in the east of the Netherlands to the Hague, where I live, in the west. It's about a two hour drive.

On a very dangerous place on the highway, I saw this guy standing there, so I carefully hit the brakes and let him in. Turns out the previous car took a turn for Amsterdam and he had to go to the Hague.

The funny things is, he was a colleague of mine. There are around 17 million people living in the Netherlands and I only have around 900 co-workers. Crazy coincidence. We talked about art and the meaning of doing meaningful work. A valuable conversation.

Brancher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:54 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I used to pick up this one guy and give him a ride all the time, he was an old vet and had some great stories. I just wanted to share my favorite quote from him. I would always ask him about his travels and he told me " Boy, I've pissed in both oceans!" He was quite the rambler.

iamjacksua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't have a terribly interesting story, but yes I pick up hitchhikers fairly regularly and hitchhike myself when I'm out backpacking. It's common in certain areas of the Sierra Nevadas for people who are out for extended trips to hitchhike to town for supplies.

That said, I always use my snap judgement with people. Do they look calm or nervous? We're in the middle of nowhere -- do they look like they're prepared to be out here, or do they look like they were out here ditching evidence? As for the seating arrangement, I always always always have myself or one of my passengers sit behind them. I'll say "I need to clear some stuff back here, go ahead and take the front seat." Which for my truck is always true anyway.

ennuigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once a friend and I picked up three American Indians walking in downtown Asheville. Turns out, they were extras for "Dancing With Wolves" ha ha. We became pals while they were filming and I even shaved their heads (they got a $50 bonus for this) in their hotel room. They came to dinner at my parent's house, too. I have a picture of me (gothy white girl, friend who was also gothy biracial girl) and two bitchin' native americans (with the shaved front head and long hair) in my Mom's driveway.

Poison_Tree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

should have raped him

changepants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

super cool story bro.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting this.

Crow_T_Robot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

We went backpacking in Yosemite several years ago and for various reasons one of my friends had to get off the trail pretty far from civilization. He thought hitchhiking would be the way to go, especially since we were in a national park and a dude with a gigantic pack isn't out of place here.

He walked for hours along the road and no one picked him up. He finally got a ride from a kindly old couple for part of the way and then he was on the pavement again. A bit later he got picked up by a German guy who was exploring the country by himself. While they were driving he asked my friend what kind of music he liked. My buddy is big into prog rock and the first name off his tounge was "Dreamtheater". The guy immediately pulled a cd out and blasted it.

After a while my friend asked, "I'm surprised you know of them, I didn't think they were that popular". The driver said "I zink in Germany ze are.. ze big band". They rocked out for a while until he had to head another way. The lift was a hugh help for him, and he got a good story out of it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, a couple of times. They've been nice and I've gotten some pleasant conversation. It's convinced me that if I ever really have to get somewhere, it's a legitimate option.

Frederic54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:01 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I almost never see them in Montrรฉal, or it's because they want to go to another big city like Quรฉbec or Ottawa...

However I did hitch-hicking for 6 months, story : I worked in an industrial park and there was no bus (I had no car), there was a big boulevard pretty close that go to a mall 6 kms away, where there was a bus for me to take and go home. So I did a big sign "MALL" and stayed on the sidewalk with it, it took less than 5 minutes for someone to take me to the mall, almost everyone went there anyway. I did it Mon-Fri for 6 months, I never walked to the mall. Thanks to all the strangers who accepted! Note that I was well dressed, with a suitcase, etc, it helped I guess.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

God bless you.

35 years ago I hitch-hiked from Ohio to Oregon, and eventually back again.

It was MUCH easier then.

EDIT: and, yes, I have tried to return the blessings many times.

sleeper141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

my dad and i picked up a hitchhiker when i was around 12. i was really weirded out. the had one sob story after the next. after my dad dropped him off. he said" take work seriously, even if you dont like the job"...for some reason it stuck with me.

nelsonc5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've given 3-4 hitchikers rides in my life. It's always been rewarding.

finallysomesense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up hitchers all through college. They were generally nice people and usually had great stories to help pass the time. One guy in particular though, I'll never forget.

I was driving through Rochester, MN and it was pouring rain. I saw a guy with his thumb out on an overpass. As I slow down to pull over, I see that he's Mexican. I considered for just a second driving off, but couldn't do it. So I pulled over and let the guy in.

He barely spoke any english, but I managed to make out that he was from Texas and had come to MN to work with his brother in Rochester. Thank goodness he knew where to go though! He was able to point out the way to his brother's house and I dropped him off and wished him well.

He was a nice guy and I was glad I didn't leave him standing in the rain. I always use this story to remind people that you shouldn't judge anyone based on their looks. I always wonder how long he had been standing there - he was soaked.

DaCrazyDingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if it counts as a hitch hiker but me and a couple of friends of mine (both girls, I'm male) were at a gas station. Nearby at the bus stop a guy and a girl started arguing ... she left to go to the pay phone and he followed her and started hitting her. My friends called the cops and would under no circumstances let me out of the car. ( There was a cop in traffic one lane away, when the call had gone through, he turned on his lights and tore off, kinda weird and kinda aggravating.) The girl got to the phone but the guy ripped it from her hands and then hit her some more she got to the next phone he tried again and finally she fought back and busted his nose with the phone and the cops rolled in and arrested him. we all gave statements and she had missed her bus. we offered a ride and handed her back a couple of the dollar bills she dropped during the fight. She was reluctant at first but needed to be where she was going. We gave her a ride and gave her $20 turns out she had enough bus money to get to her moms where we were going, but wasn't sure if she would be able to stay there seeing as here mom was an alcoholic. (she refused any other help.) so we dropped her off made her keep the $20 just in case and went about our day. (The guy was later convicted and jailed for his offenses. btw just in case you were curious.)

On a other note I was the hitchhiker for once. My friend was out tooling around on a mountain and got our truck stuck at midnight. We slept in the truck and had to walk 6 miles down the mountain in the morning and then some really cool guy in a jeep picked us up on his was towards town which was 10 miles away or so.

silolit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have a question... Isn't picking up hitchhikers illegal in some states in the USA?

zerbey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A handful of times in the 90s when out driving with my parents. Nothing interesting, just doing people a favour. You'd be surprised how many people just want a lift to the local pub.

bythog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I got stuck on your first sentence for probably five minutes trying to figure out what pun you didn't intend to make. I don't think there was a pun even remotely there...

omnipotant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:49:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you don't get it? Mexican. Like Mexi-can? When you get it I know you'll laugh your ass off.

CydeWeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe it just has to do with living in the DC area, but I never even see hitchhikers looking for rides. I wouldn't know where to even find hitchhikers around here. All of my highway travel for the most part is on I-495, I-95, and I-270, and you definitely won't find anyone on the side of the road there (and if your car does break down, the DOT/police will be there shortly).

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Picked up a couple once from Winnipeg to Calgary (around 14h drive). They only gave me $20, but their story was awesome. They had left with a group of 6-7 in two cars, from Quebec City to Vancouver. After a couple of nights (when they got to Winnipeg), the couple I picked up got into a fight with their co-travelers about paying for motels every night (they wanted to camp outside or sleep in the car to save money). If I remember correctly, eventually they had their way and their "friends" let them sleep outside without splitting motel costs. In the morning, the "friends" just woke up, checked out and left with the cars, leaving the couple there without cash or a place to go. That's when I picked them up.

Second time I picked up a guy from San Francisco to Santa Cruz. He appeared to be homeless, he reeked of piss and old tacos and smoked weed (and shared it) the whole way (there's something dangerous with smoking weed while driving on highway 1...). He had a knife but wasn't threatening. Anyway I dropped him off and he insisted on giving me dumpster-diving tips for food.

imaunitard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

most hitchhikers just carry on about 7 minute abs

allisahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a really cool kid from Ohio once in Western Mass. Drove him a few hours to Albany where he set up tent on his way back to Oberlin College. Don't remember his name, but he was a musician.. I picked him up because he had a green and white polka dot hat on.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have hitchhiked, but I haven't ever picked someone up. I actually haven't ever really had the opportunity. In any case I used to hitchhike up and down the coast of california. I used to hitch hike to LA and back and also used to hitchhike for certain shows. It was always a good experience, I guess I lucked out. Everyone I met was super cool. One guy I met ended up going to see his boyfriend in LA every weekend and gave me his phone number and said I could ride with him anytime I needed a ride. I suppose I cold have gotten raped or murdered anytime I made the decision to hitchhike but I was always willing to take the chance. I think it's easier when you're a scruffy looking guy who is 6'3. btw this all happened between 2002-2007.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Hitchiking is awesome.

What would be nice is that instead of force teaching languages at schools they should teach simple sign language techniques. This is food, this is spliff, this is bong etc.. (nice school) anyway, it would totally ignore grammatical rules and avoid all sorts of vocabulary. Although it's only a thought

Byaaah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This story is from my dad's friend..heard it a while ago so details vague..

In the 80's he offered a guy on the east coast a ride. The guy ended up reaching for my dad's friends junk. The guy clearly, epically misinterpreted the situation. Dad's friend stops the car, junk grabber ends up getting punched in the face, opens the car door, and as he tries to exit gets literally kicked to the curb.

tl;dr: Watch for the junk grabbing hitch hikers

allywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

When I was around the age of 13 I was in an RV with my uncle and cousin coming back from our cottage. We were still in country town and I guess my uncle picked up a hitch hiker because when I woke up and some random guy with a large hockey bag was sitting beside me. Nice guy.

TnTBass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I can't say I pick up many hitchhikers, but I'll try to help someone stranded on the side of the road.

On my way to visit my parents, after an 8 hour drive, about 5 minutes away from my destination, I come across a group of teenagers in their old, broken down Camaro. I stop and offered them a ride home. No issues and 10 minutes later I had them dropped off at their parents, safe and sound.

Another time I was on my way to work and I see a guy with hazards on, stopped on the side of the road. He had a cell, and could have easily made it on his way by calling a cab or tow truck, but I offered a ride anyway.

I'd rather take the risk and help a stranger than leave them stranded. Plus, back in the day I drove a shitty, unreliable vehicle and received plenty of help from strangers. I feel obligated to offer help when I can.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand how the kid appearing to be Mexican is a pun.

flora1386 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:24 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have both picked up and been picked up.

One time in college, a stranger I met at a Christmas party offered a ride from DE to NY, 500 miles, so I could go home for Christmas. My car broke down 2 days before Christmas and I didn't have any money to fix it. Mom was not thrilled about me riding interstate with a complete stranger, but she was glad to have me home for Christmas. Thanks Luis!

Skrabblez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:51 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's stories like these that makes me forgot all the negative things in the world. Nice to know there are still some super nice and helpful people out there!

jlbraun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There are two types of hitchhikers where I live. The first type is the standard guy with a backpack thumbing a ride. The second type is the backcountry skier/snowboarder that needs a ride 3 miles back to the top of the pass so they can ski down again.

In general, when I pick one in the first group up I sit in the back behind the guy in case he tries anything and my wife drives.

With the second group I'll pick them up by myself.

In either case I have a gun on me. It's interesting, but I think that if I'm armed it means I'm more likely to help others.

ChortlingGnome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

During Thanksgiving weekend, my friends and I got blazed then decided to walk a few miles to someone's house. There had just been a snowstorm and it was pretty nasty out, so as we go down the highway we stick our thumbs out, and eventually a car comes up. Even though we were all stoned I didn't think it would be a problem.

But I get in the car, and BOOM it's one of my other friend's (not present at the moment) parents. They're also my old teachers, who amongst other things... taught drug education.

Thank god the ride wasn't too long because I don't really remember if I was acting very high... I wonder if they knew automatically but just didn't care.

chocobaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Many many times...as a matter of fact, I almost always pick'em up.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I have wanted to stop for people who look stranded, but being female and not particularly big or strong, I usually don't. The one time I did, however, I was thanked but waved off. (They said they didn't need help, I assume it meant help was already on its way.)

kriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Probably a half-dozen times I've seen someone walking along the side of the road, out in the middle of nowhere, and I'll simply pull over and be like 'Want a ride?'

I've yet to have a bad experience, and gotten several awesome stories out of it. (And some sad ones, but meh.)

One time, a guy was walking down the onramp to a highway. Pulled over, asked him where he was going. The train station, two towns over. I let him in, and we started talking.

I swear this kid should have been a philosophy major or something. He had that feeling of -just knowing-. We went everywhere from politics (both realistic and imaginary) to psuedophysics to everything.

ANYway. While we were driving, he started asking me if i knew how the trains worked. How the conductors moved, when they asked for tickets, etc. I figured out he was planning to try and hitch a free ride.

... Stopped at a gas station, broke a 20, gave him a bottle of water and $10. I wasn't gonna let this kid get thrown off the train.

Lots of thanks from him. He took my cell number, I'm hoping to get a call one of these years. AH, well.

Only bad story I ever had is when I picked up a girl out on the back roads. She had an argument with her boyfriend and decided to walk the 40mi back home. -.-; stupid. I drove her home, she said thanks, and then never heard from her again.

ouija2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The last hitch-hiker I spotted (who I was considering stopping for) was trying to hitch a ride on a 70mph sliproad onto a motorway. You can't stop on this single lane ramp. Dunno how long he would have spent there before realising this. Poor guy.

ConsideredAllThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:06 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

No pun intended?

Araya213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:33 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Picked up a hitchhiker once that said his car broke down a few miles back. Took him to his house and he thanked me. A few years later I had a blowout and the same guy happened to be driving by, picked me up and took me to school. True story.

calvados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hitchhiker when I was 16 or 17, borrowing the parents' car just to drive around the highway (I used to pick up hitchhikers in the hope that I'd meet somebody cool, or, of course, a hot chick). The dude looked kinda homeless and sketchy-eyed, was wearing filthy sweats, smelled like manure and booze and was all "look what I found!" brandishing a large, heavy metal trailer-hitch piece (more than sufficient to bash my head in). I was all "wow that's really something" and drove him to his drop point as fast as possible.

cboogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:52 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

About 10 years ago me and my future wife were on our way to Action Park or Mountain Creek (whatever you want to call it) to hit the water slides. A guy you could tell was hiking for weeks was trying to hitch a ride. I stopped. He told us his name was Dirty Dan and he was hopping off the Appalachian Trail. Big beard and stunk to high heaven. He did not want to puff and he wanted us to drop him off at Burger King. I thought I had hippies all figured out.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a fantastic couple while driving through Yosemite. They were carrying enormous packs and everyone was whizzing by them on this narrow stretch of road inside the park. The had just spent the month backpacking from Yosemite to Mt. Whitney (250ish miles?) and were trying to make it back to Mariposa before an impending rainstorm. I wasn't going their way, but I drove them halfway to their town, then turned around and headed back to my original destination. Overall a positive experience, but haven't picked up anyone since.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes we did once, we stopped to a gas station in Northern Michigan and two younger adults (early 20's) asked for a ride to the nearest free way exit.

They said they're both from Canada and have been traveling around the east coast and deep south of USA. They both reeked of weed, and one had a massive knife.

When they left we said our good byes and good luck, one of them left a nugget of that weed on my back seat.

feigndad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Haven't picked up anyone with the kids or the wife in the car. Generally wouldn't. But when it's just me I've picked up two this year.

One wasn't hitchhiking, he was just marching along the highway with an empty gas can in a torrential downpour. It was cold too. I let him in, cranked up the header, and gave him a lift to the station and back to his car.

One was a woman, running along the highway, away from some guy who was running, yelling back at him and holding up her phone and shouting something unintelligible. I let her in and drove her a few miles to a bus stop and gave her a bus ticket.

cobramaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once I picked up a couple drunk dudes near the beach on christmas morning. I was in an old mini (10' by 4' by 4') with my mom and when they literally rolled out of it at their stop (which was out of our way but, hey) they were convinced that they had lost their flask in my car. It was at that moment I decided that I must own a flask.

otherself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:36 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My dad told us a story once, about trying to get from Boston to Jersey when he was in college (70's)- his ride was late so he started hitchhiking. He doesn't get into details, but halfway down, he's got his thumb out looking for his next ride when the next guy that pulls up is his friend who was supposed to pick up originally.

Compared to everything else on here, that's kinda lame.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:17 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Never had the chance, but I would.

samm1t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Ctrl+f: "Met my wife"- no results
damn

Zalenka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The American dream, right?

ThufirrHawat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:28 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up two hookers I thought were hitchhikers once. Sadly, I was out of cash.

RosieMuffysticks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up hitchhikers. If somebody creeps me out, I won't stop, but that has only happened a few times. Most folks are good people.

VapidStatementsAhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just can't get over how many of you admit to smoking joints while driving. Is this a common occurrence?

lizsaywhaaat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:08 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I think this might be my favorite reddit thread ever!

TrianaOrpheus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:47 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I love this story.. wish that I could pay it forward like that. Unfortunately as a young woman I'm too nervous to pick up hitch-hikers... too many scary stories out there.

wazoox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I did hitch-hike when I was a teenager, and most of the time it's the perfect activity to lose all faith in humanity, except that time to time someone really nice picks you up.

So nowadays I always pick up hitch-hikers.

pancella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Since moving to Colorado, hitchhiking has become a part of life. It's hard to go anywhere where someone doesn't need a ride, and I have relied heavily on hitchhiking myself. It evolved to a point where one spring, a friend and I decided to hitchhike from central Colorado, to San Diego, CA. It was a great adventure, good rides, sketch rides, not too much sleep, and the first time I witnessed someone doing meth. All in all, I would have to say awesome work by the OP, and highly encourage everyone to step out of your comfort zone next time you see someone in need of a ride. Hitching also works well in other countries, most recently in April, I hitchhiked around Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and Panama. The language barrier is an issue, but the act is universal. Some good ideas/inspirations can be found here http://www.stiffarmingsociety.com/hitchhiking/

again, nice post!

McColleh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:54 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Once it was snowing really hard, and my aunt was driving my cousin and I back from school, and on the side of the road, we saw this Mexican guy trying to bike in the snow, slipping around, and he couldn't keep the bike straight for more than three feet without it slipping, and sliding. He was not clothed properly for the weather, and so we pulled over, talked to see where he was going, and threw his bike in the back of out suburban, and gave him and his bike a ride back to his house. Kinda a hitch hiker...

Soniaj123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:59 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

This doesn't have to do with hitch hiking, but it does have to do with the theme of helping random strangers on the road. Except in this story, I am the one being help, but it wasn't by a Mexican immigrant. One extremely hot summer day, my older sister had popped our car's tire after trying to park (she had her license for like a month). This happened a while ago, but we were missing some equipment so we walked to the nearest gas station a couple blocks away. We asked the gas attendant for help and he declined so we just went to sit outside and try and figure out what to do. We were also very far from our home and had no cell phones for some reason. This man approaches us saying he heard our story and he could help us out. He offered us a ride back to our car. We were majorly creeped out (he looked creepy), but we really needed help so we agreed that we would walk back and he could follow us, which was a terrible idea because it was really hot! Anyways, when we got to our car, he worked really hard to fix our tire while we watched. By the time he was finished he was literally dripping in sweat. I personally felt terrible for doubting him and for the fact that all we had to offer was a towel to wipe his sweat. We profusely thanked him and went on our way.

onelao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:06 on December 15, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

So here is my hitchhiking joke: So this guy is driving down the highway and sees a hitchhiker walking down the road. The hitchhiker has three heads, no arms, and only one leg. When the driver pulls over to pick him up, what does he say to him?

(in a British accent): Hello, Hello, Hello, You look (h)armless enough, hop right in.

SanDiegoHighwyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:22 on January 24, 2011 ยท (Permalink)

been doin these kinda things for over 40 years now -- liketa share this story bout "it" comin round --

http://www.motivateus.com/stories/unexpected-kindness.htm

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:49 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up many it's quite easy, the hard part is tying them to the kill table.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:13 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a dude at the base of kicking horse and drove him to the hill, but it was pretty obvious he wa snot a serial killer in a town of 2000 in snowboard gear .

LoggingBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:25 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You are Awesome. My Step-mother, I call her Ma-dos( Ma #2, I know it sounds funny but I love my regular mom and needed something close because she I don't think she could be any closer to me than my mom) is from Mexico and I can relate in a way.

Ivan_Milat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)
FrenchFriedMushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Every time I see someone on the side of the road I pull over, as long as the situation is safe enough for me to pull over. I have been stuck on the side of the road (in the middle of no where South Dakota) and had to end up calling a friend from 20 miles away to deliver a jack. My gf and I played "make the truckers honk" game for about an hour while we watched traffic pass by.

From stopping I have, had my spare tire stolen, stopped a drunk man who crashed his car from running from the police, helped countless people get unstuck from the snow, changed tires, etc.

I dont pick up hitchhikers though, something about having a complete stranger in the car is not something that sits well with me for some reason.

StevyJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

My uncle told me a story of when he was hitch-hiking when he was in his 20s (we live in Australia). Anyway, he gets a car to stop, its filled with big Maori blokes, I don't know if you've ever seen muscly Maori men, but they are MASSIVE. Anyway, he gets to squish in between two of them in the back, and part way thru the trip one of them remarks "Hey, you know, it would be so easy for us to rape this fella, and there is nothing he could do about it", followed with them all agreeing it would be. This obviously made my uncle shit bricks the entire way. When he got to his destination, they let him out and said "we said the rape thing to fuck with ya, have a good one".

seaoframen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A thugged out Hispanic man approached me in the parking lot around 9pm at the movie theaters. He needed a ride to toys r us to buy his kid a psp for Xmas. I fought the chances of me being robbed and said sure. He was a very nice guy and even gave me a demo cd of his rap. It wasnt that bad either. Moral of story: regardless of appearances, give everyone a chance and treat everyone like a human being.

anontalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:41 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

What pun?

KrashIO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:50 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You have all inspired me to pick up every single hitch hiker I ever see.

helleborus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:00 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You have all inspired me to pick up every single hitch hiker I ever see.

By the "all", do you mean the ones who picked up crazies, or the ones who picked up thieves or the ones who picked up backseat shitters?

I don't pick up hitchhikers, being a female usually driving alone, and nothing I saw in this thread would encourage me to change my mind about that.

c7hu1hu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, my attorney and I were driving on an assignment and he stopped to pick up a hitchhiker, despite my protests. Nice kid. Didn't seem to want beer, though. Or ether. I sometimes wonder what happened to that guy.

omnipotant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

think he cut his hair and got superpowers or some shit

bitingmyownteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I will excitedly read through this later. But I wanted to drop a quick line that probably only 58 people will ever read.

If you have picked up a hitchhiker at any point in your life, odds are good that I know or I know somebody who knows that person, so THANK YOU again! People all over the world are living all walks of life and if you have it in your heart, and space in your vehicle to help another human being out. GOOD FOR YOU! GOOD FOR THEM! GOOD FOR EVERYBODY!

There's a quick saying in the Rainbow Gathering world,

"The People Are Good." <- This can get you through more than you could ever imagine.

MOST APPRECIATIVE! KEEP SMILING!

hardshoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:20 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I never pick up hitch hikers. Ever. It's like asking to be robbed, jacked or worse. Normally I am with my wife or kids, no fucking way will I risk it. Sorry dude, you walking is not my problem. My cousin used to pick up hitchhikers, got a gun to the head and everything stolen, on a sunny day in Modesto. Fuck that.

bitofmeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:59 on December 20, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I've picked up many hitch-hikers over the years, but my favorite story involves two teen-aged girls, alcohol and a cheap room. Long story short, it ended happily, twice.

This doesn't exactly involve hitch-hikers, but I'm bored and I'll type it anyway.

There was a lot of flooding in/around Seattle a few years ago, and my wife was out cheating on me so, I was just driving around trying to figure out what to do. I was driving a pick-up, and the water wasn't deep enough to cause me much trouble.

I stopped to help a couple in a stranded car, and ferried them to dry land and lent them my phone. Then another had a wet distributor and I fixed that pretty fast. It was addicting to help people. Solving problems that they couldn't was very satisfying.

The next few just needed my phone or to be towed to a parking lot so whatever was stalling their car had a chance to dry out. (I'm a shade tree mechanic and I've worked for a towing company so, this is all easy stuff for me.)

The last couple I helped really needed to get home, and since I couldn't figure out what was wrong with their car, and I couldn't tow it, I gave them a ride home. I helped at least ten people that night.

Out of all of these people, few seemed very appreciative. Not that I really cared, I was doing it for the distraction, but I did feel slightly slighted sometimes.

While I don't believe in a God, I do tend to believe 'what comes around goes around'/karma, so, I try to do this sort of thing as often as I can.

Things suck for me right now though, so while I want to help people, and I'd love to give them a ride if they needed it, I simply can't afford it anymore.

Today, the 'two girls story' would have read: "I saw a couple girls standing in the rain, I wish I could have helped."

It really sucks so, to all those altruistic people out there, hang in there.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:57 on December 21, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once picked up a bum in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Albuquerque. After a block wit him, I faked an emergent phone call from my girlfriend and told him he had to get out immediately! I did this because as he was digging through his bag asking me what I would like to take liberties to, he was telling me about the poor soles that he had jacked all this shit fromโ€ฆ Like nice people offering rides across town. He was pissed. He was calling me an asshole and all kinds of nice names. But he was saying all of this as he got out of my car, I thought it was because I was a bad ass and he was scared until when I drove off and saw the โ€œCOPSโ€ crew filming right behind me. Bum probably woulda took me if it werenโ€™t for COPS. Bad bum bad bumโ€ฆ What he woulda done what he would a done...

desi_drifter395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:17 on December 22, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I just bookmarked, saved and upvoted everything in this thread, because these stories give me hope and restore my faith in humanity. Probably my favorite thread on reddit and everywhere else ever

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:03 on December 25, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

A couple of friends and I were driving back from a halloween event at this goth club about an hour away from where I lived. It was about 2am, raining, just a couple of days before Halloween, and we were about 15 minutes into the drive when we saw someone standing in the middle of the road waving us down. We were all unsure of what to do so my friend who was driving slowed to a stop an rolled down his window. It was a morbidly obese girl in a thin blouse and cut-off jeans, no shoes, soaking wet, wheezing, and hysterical. She said that her boyfriend had kicked her out and that she'd been walking for hours and had to get back home (which was about an hour away in the opposite direction) in order to take her meds. So we told her to hop in and we turned around to get to the highway. Of course that was when we noticed the smell. She literally smelled like wet dog, vomit, mold, and swamp ass mixed together. But we bore it, not even rolling down the windows because she was shivering. She asked to use one of our phones, and called some people, and then started screaming into it. Literally for over half the ride she was screaming into the phone, breaking only to ask if we had anything to eat, which we gave to her. Again, we dealt with it silently, despite the fact that she was using racist slurs while sitting next to the black member of the group. After she gave back the phone we asked her for directions, and that was when we learned that she was mentally handicapped. Not going to go into much detail on that part, but we wound up at Bradley International Airport in Connecticut - about an hour from her actual town. So I called my dad and asked him if he knew the area we're trying to reach, at that point it was around 4am. We managed to find our way to her town, and then took a twenty minute drive to find her particular apartment complex. Once she got out and went inside we rolled down all the windows, sprayed the entire inside of the car with Febreeze and Axe, and then breathed in deep. Her scent lingered. So we left all the windows open, and high-tailed it to the nearest McDonald's because we'd all been holding our bladders for this entire adventure. It was closed. We wound up pissing in the middle of a parking lot behind a gas station, and then began the drive home. We didn't get in until 7am, and the club let out at 1:45. First time I've ever picked up a hitchhiker, and if my friends weren't with me (they were far more mentally scarred by the incident than I was) I would do it again. Because not only did it feel good, but because I managed to get a little adventure out of it.

daisy02 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:12:12 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I would never do this it might be dangerous

boundlessgravity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:02:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Unpredictable and dangerous are two different things. But yes, could be.

sunny_2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:19:18 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this could be on the "shittyadvice" reddit subthread.

I totally don't think that picking up hitchikers is shitty advice! As a young, college-aged woman, I wouldn't be brave enough to do it. I've seen quite a few episodes of SVU.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:39 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

As a guy, I agree with you completely. I've nearly been mugged for doing this stupid shit. Never again.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:01:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Well I have walked 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the guy who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door

Radico87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:07:11 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Wait... so if you picked up and murdered and ate a mexican person, who can you have had eaten chinese too? That's racial profiling, and that's not cool.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

i picked up a hitchhiker. i got murdered.

SirPlus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:29:16 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Zombie alert.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:34 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Am I fucking stupid? No. This guy didn't pull a gun or slash your throat. The next one might.

Bigredinkc ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

There once was a guy called Pee Wee Herman. He was hitchhiking because his car went off of a mountain and he jumped out before it went down. He had saved himself.

So while he was hitch hiking a semi truck came by and the girl asked him if he wanted a ride. So he jumped in and they started driving. He asked what her name was and she said it was Large Marge. So then he told her his name. So after a while of driving he asked her what she looked like and so she turned on a light and scared him half to death. They saw a gas station up ahead and Pee Wee said to let him get off there. So when he said good bye, she said, "Tell them Large Marge sent you." He said ok. So when he went in he said Large Marge sent me. One guy sitting at the bar said "That is not possible." She died 2 weeks ago. Pee Wee said that is not true i just rode with her.

Then everybody said "You were riding with a GHOST!" He just about fainted. And he started screaming. To see pictures of Large Marge go on to Google and type in Large Marge.

Graffiter1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:38 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Why would you pick up a hitch hiker? What if the dude is a pedo or a rapist or a killer or something? Think about that your just one picking up a hitch hiker away from something bad. I suggest not doing that it's dangerous that person got out there he can well walk os lazy ass back! I see why you did it it's a good thing but for me it would take alot of balls to do that!

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:45 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Have you ever raped a hitchhiker?

ISOCRACY ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:48:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I hitch hiked from Mpls to LA each summer in HS and all around northern Mpls the rest of the year. Most of my stories are not believable to I will not repeat anytime..

chauncey_gardner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:03 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

as a mpls resident, i want stories.

ISOCRACY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:05 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

One summer my girlfriend lived in Cumberland WI just north of Taylors Falls. I hitchhiked up there almost every weekend from the cities. One time I went up there on Fiday and leaving Cumberland to return to the cities on a Saturday night I was picked up by 3 Native Americans. I needed to be back in the cities in the morning (I was a Sunday school teacher...HA) and they said they could get me there in the am no problem. I was about 15 which didnโ€™t matter for the bar on the reservation and we drank a lot. Later after midnight the drinking moved to a house...and for some reason we all started walking to another house. The man, I remember his name was โ€œDonkโ€ because they said like Donkey-Kong, went back to the 1st house to get something. A car pulled up and I guess it was one of the girls boyfriends or something...all I know is they started to kick my ass and first I rolled up in a ball absorbing the kicks...then took off running back to the 1st house Donk was at. I fell on the gravel road and had road rash bad. At the house I ran around back to the door Iโ€™d gone through and the bad guys had gone through the house and were flying out that door still punching me. Fortunately Donk was not small and he got them to leave...but Donk still needed to get me off the reservation quick. They drove me as far as they could and dropped me just in WI on the hill going down to the St. Croix. I slept a few hours on the side of the road...got up...was picked up by some kid in his dads Vette and he dropped my off in front of my house at 8 am. After a painful shower removing gravel from my chest my ride showed up to go to church at around 8:30. My head had large lumps...my back was bruised, and my chest looked like I used a cheese grater on it...but I had covered my face and from all outward appearances no one noticed.

razle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Initially thoughts run through your head and you wonder...

No, I like to think people are good from the start. With that said, badass story man, its good help out.

spoduke ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:25:35 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)*

Yeah, sometimes when I'm driving, I like to pick up hitchhikers.

I sit silently for a long while then I turn to them and say "So, How far did ya think you were going? Put on your seat belt I want to try something. I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."

...... Steven Wright

EDIT: spelling

pjalle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:25:44 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hitch hiker in South Africa driving a rental car on my own.

PatrickSauncy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:05:14 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Cool story. Do you what a pun is?

thecalamitouskid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:44:07 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I haven't picked anyone up before, but I got a ride from a stranger in LA. It's great to have faith in humanity every now and then. :)

HitTheGroundStumblin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:01:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

The lesson here is people on the side of the road are people, regular people who are in shitty situations. When someones lifting something heavy you give them a hand, when they need directions you give them. When they are on the side of the road in the july sun you sure as hell pull over for them.

I have a rather interesting experience. As I was driving down the interstate to a fraternity outing, I passed my exit and then shortly thereafter, I passed a really old dodge van on the other side of the highway with a shirtless guy waving something. We all looked at eachother in the car and then on the way back through we pulled off to the side of the road and turned the car around. Sure enough in that time about a hundred cars had passed the van since we saw it and no one did anything. We pulled up and it was a father and son who were both really old and shirtless due to the heat. They had lost all their money and a casino and their headlights shorted in a tunnel 100 yards back. They looked like axe murders, think rob zombie kinda hicks. We gave them a jump and they were super thankful. We even pooled together a few bucks to cover them getting a drink the next time they could. I would expect no less if I hit hard times.

Dalonger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:39:37 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

tl;dr Picked up Mexican...he gets weird about his suitcase when asked what's in it (screams "none of your fucking business!!"). When they drop Mexican off, he accidentally leaves suitcase behind...

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:38:31 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

You're a good guy.

But you shouldn't drive around when you're blazed.

zeppelin4491 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:54:32 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Have you ever licked up a bitch-biker?

mkw408 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:10:27 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a couple of hitch-hikers, a guy and his girlfriend. I started talking to them and asked them if they wanted some E. Gave them a couple of hits. You should have seen the guys face when I smashed him with the tire iron. Completely unexpected, segue. It went downhill from there, for them that is. Oh, those were the days. I hardly ever see hitch-hikers any more. They are always fun. Good times, good times.

stehekin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:22 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Is it sad, that not knowing if this is a joke or not, my first reaction was to laugh?

mkw408 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

It's not sad at all, I find it all quite humorous.

marquella ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:00:58 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Seems to me like you should have "payed" more attention in English class. And was "High School" the actual name of your high school?!?

urine_luck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

im starting to understand when the american use of the word 'douche' is appropriate

norwhale ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:46 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I once posted a story about this. Couldn't really find it in a timely manner... Is there a better way to view my comment history?

cablemigrant ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:29 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a guy in Mississippi when I was 19 I told him if he drove across Texas I would buy him a steak dinner. Half way through he decides he was going to fart I was driving at the time with the heat on. I was like did you just fart he said he didnt think it was going to smell. I was like did you not smell it and think about cracking the window....He said sorry I pulled the truck over and was like here is your stop.

anjunabeats ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:59 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

you smoked AFTER you ate?

urmomreddits ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:14:23 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

philjay ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:15:57 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

See lots of text. Close tab.

jax9999 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:39:40 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I always pick up hitchikers, fuck them more often than not. it's quite fun.

anonymousgangster ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 06:09:42 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Congratulations fucker, thanks to your pot smoking goldbricking ass one more American just lost his JOB to some Puerto Rican from south of the border.

TimIsWin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:14:43 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

YEAH BRO. PEOPLE WITH WHITE SKIN ARE ENTITLED TO DECENT LIVES AND OPPORTUNITIES. NOT PEOPLE WITH BROWN SKIN.

TimIsWin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:15:15 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Also I hope your girlfriend leaves you for a black guy.

anonymousgangster ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:21 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I AM A BLACK GUY

TimIsWin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:55 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

Then you're a bigger piece of shit than I first realized. Fuck you.

plasticities ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:19:30 on December 14, 2010 ยท (Permalink)

I picked up a hitchhiker and drove him from Silver Bay, MN down to the Twin Cities. We were driving out to the Wind River Range of Wyoming to go backpacking. I had a fantastic experience with the hitchiker and will gladly pick them up again :).

Safe travels!