Dude in like sixth grade this girl I had a crush on had a pool party. I will never forget arriving and seeing all those girls strippng out of their street clothes (swimsuits underneath) while the radio was playing "hot in here."
[deleted] ยท 495 points ยท Posted at 00:51:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too have a great middle school memory of that song. School dance, the girls turned into hoes dancing to that song and I turned into a man at the same moment.
[deleted] ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 01:26:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are fucking young
Dvn1131 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 01:30:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps, but I often find young people lamenting about their age to be very very annoying. Especially if they're in their thirties.
Like you JUST started being a "real adult" chill with the patronization man.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, just because some people wait until their 30s to become actual adults doesn't mean everyone does. My son is going to high school next year. I feel old!
puterTDI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude yeah. That's before chicks get all self-conscious about literally everything and these were pretty popular girls so bikinis and cut-out leotards abound.
Edit: Of course I was invited because she was my friend and most of the other guys invited didn't show up, which was so surprising. Unfortunately I was shy and shitty with girls (I still am, but I was then, too) so I mainly just floated around with my eyes wide with wonder. The female/male ratio was easily 5/1, and I still managed to be awkward and shy enough to remain unnoticed...
Life man. In hindsight I had so many perfect opportunities to score with chicks I had ENORMOUS crushes on but at the time I was too awkward / oblivious to pick up on the mad signs they were sending me.
I thought I was the only one. I also got the tip of my prick stuck in the netting once when I was younger and that level of pain still hasn't been matched.
Fatvod ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:12:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buy board shorts dude
cliffotn ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 00:53:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I grew up a swimmer, life-guarded for years and years, taught/coached swimming. All that.
You guys and your fucking underwear underneath your swim trunks. You guys look like the skateboarder wearing elbow and knee pads.
BUY BETTER SWIM TRUNKS. The better ones have the built in netting that ISN'T shit. They're comfortable, and they hold your junk in - and the netting LETS WATER OUT.
If you HAVE to wear something underneath, wear a jock strap - seriously - jocks are very much made for swimming as well as the usual uses. That way you don't have a god damn cotton sponge under your swim trunks. You guys look like you're taking a piss when you get out of the water - with all the water that comes streaming out of your trunks + undies. For the love of everything worth living for, don't wear fucking boxers. Boxers are just another loose layer - and a water sponge. If you're dead set, wear boxer briefs. Just be aware that most of the folks who spend any time at the beach or pool, are going to laugh at you when they see your undies peeking out from under your swim trunks.
As someone who was on a high school swim team, I generally wear my jammers under my trunks.more comfortable to me, plus doesn't seem as odd as wearing just the jammer in like a hotel pool.
JCPoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I feel you. Currently on a swim team, and my jammers are pretty comfortable.
I strongly suggest the switch to briefs. A little awkward for a while, but so much more comfortable. And there's always drag suits for a bit more coverage
JCPoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guys on swim team do this a lot I think, like every guy on the swim team in my neighborhood would either do this, or only wear jammers at pool parties....
gefasel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is, and now having read this post, I understand why. My son would wear underwear under swim trunks. I had no idea why he insisted on doing this, until reading this thread.
not just because of that. it always is much more comfortable than the cheesegrater netting in the bathing suit. it also helps your cock not get outlined in your bathing suit once you're wet
Skyy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All about speedos. Who wants soggy wet boxers under their waterproof swim shorts?
When the girl I was trying to get up on sat on my lap in the pool and Mr. Johnson stood up at full attention? Yah man, I remember the eighth grade pool party, too.
I was 7 and I saw Slave Leia in Return of The Jedi for the first time.
[deleted] ยท 1414 points ยท Posted at 17:19:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy 40th birthday
ItsDomKu ยท 1858 points ยท Posted at 18:56:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he could be 8 right now if he only watched it last year
ZAVHDOW ยท 594 points ยท Posted at 20:26:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hm. Should we tell him about the enn-ess-eff-doubleyew subreddits? I don't know if he's old enough.
baebers ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 23:41:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you couldn't just make it an acronym because it's already an acronym so you took it another level and spelled the acronym out phonetically. Well done
ZAVHDOW ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 23:48:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I was spelling it out so he didn't know what we were talking about, then I realized he wasn't a dog, then I realized he's on reddit so he's probably retarded. It all works out.
I don't know much about Star Wars (I've watched each of the original 3 once, about 20 years ago and none since). Although - I do love SciFi, books though, not so much TV/Movies - doesn't seem to translate well IMO.
Anyway - I just assumed the Luke's father one was the final of the trilogy.
Getting a lot of hate for not knowing the correct Star Wars order lol
I was younger than that when I saw Jedi (5?) but that was it for me too. I just felt this rush of excitement and curiosity that I couldn't understand or explain.
I'm straight and female but Leia in the slave outfit did things to me as a child. Recently I realized I'm drawn to bdsm, though, so maybe that was the appeal?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:11:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straightish dude here - and yeah, the fact that she was restrained did things to me too. I'm also rather keen on bondage now. It's funny how long something like that can remain dormant in you. I'm in my 40s and have only really discovered and started exploring bondage (and learned to tie a bunch of cool shit) in the last year or so.
It's funny to do think that I was only 7 or 8 when I first saw it and it tickled my brain even then.
rkgkseh ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:16:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(As a gay male,) That's how I felt looking at Victoria Secret catalogues and later females in porn. "Oh, that woman has very well proportioned breasts. They really complement her. I can see why people find her attractive."
As a straight male, if I say for example, I can see why a famous male actor is attractive, I get called gay. It is weird since I am not saying I am attracted to him, only that I know he is an attractive individual.
What? You mean that the magazines (probably) weren't left by the previous owner? Nah!
Heh, I've been keeping the exact same story to myself regarding a friend's dad's porn stash that was found when they moved into their new house. That was "left by the previous owner" too. I don't have the heart to tell her...
That must have happened a lot back in the day.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:07:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a completely straight male, I 100% agree. Vaginas are slightly gross to look at. But their purpose is fantastic and I have no problem going down if it means getting my wife off.
Side note, boobs are amazing
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:18:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just made me laugh my ass off. I just hope you know that guys don't care. Vagina is vagina. We aren't going to turn down a girl we're attracted to when she reveals herself and her labia are longer than we imagined. Vaginae are beautiful :3
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:29:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheDocJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One survey of graffiti, possibly from the ladies toilets of Leeds University Student Union, included "how can men take themselves seriously when they've got willies?"
In primary school my best mate taught himself how to pick the lock on his dad's vehicle. Then he worked out how to open his locked toolbox. An abundance of porn was inside. It was a good day, indeed.
Another kid also nicked his mum's "Everywoman" book. A treasure trove of valuable info! It was hidden at certain locations and when it was your turn someone would tell you where to find it. Good times.
cqmqro76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 when my friend and I snuck into his dad's room and found a leather bag full of super hardcore porno mags. I vividly remember one centerfold picture of a girl wearing thigh high rainbow striped socks sticking her ass in the air so you could literally see down her birth canal. I thought it was pretty gross and funny, but also appealing for a reason I didn't quite understand.
Same same. Never attracted to dicks. Tits and vag for me.
[deleted] ยท 1000 points ยท Posted at 17:48:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't have play boy lying around, but I used to steal page 3 out the sun.
Nicole, 23 from Essex, who loves play football, I still love your tits
magsy123 ยท 360 points ยท Posted at 18:34:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These days I know that the Sun is a steaming pile of shite, but I used to look at page 3 immediately after getting home from school, every day and it definitely affirmed I was straight as fuck. Danni from Coventry, you were my favourite.
Page 3 is the reason why i'm still doing a Paper Round. Some people get some explicit papers delivered to them that are not to be sold to anyone under the age of 18, but are allowed to be distributed by 13 year olds that haven't heard of minimum wage.
Edit: It's 9AM and I'm off to get some sun on sunday page 3...
I remember myself collecting similar photos of the German tabloid newspaper Bild. I cut them out and glued them all on white papers so I could keep them.
I don't remember my age, but I definitely was very young.
Fuck the Sun for being pressured to take off the tits. It's not the same without the full breast nudity.
[deleted] ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 23:38:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Here's something to keep in mind about Nicole. She's old now, probably pumped out a couple of kids so her cooch isn't as tight as it used to be and them titties...all saggy now.
edit: Wow...-25, for speaking the truth. Reddit never ceases to amaze, it's like you people live in some alternate universe.
dazeeem ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:45:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ.
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 03:34:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry sweetie, but I'm not into cooch. And yea, sex with an unconscious chick isn't rape and guess what genius...it's also not forced. Not take your special snowflake ass back to your corner with your crayons and your coloring book before I have to smack your mouth and send you to your room without your teddy bear.
You're dismissed.
andi1235 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:37:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never thought of it that way. Every year I have a moment where I think "you know, maybe I'm gay. It's possible!" but now Im gonna be thinking "nah... There was zero interest in that locker room all those years."
That's a good point of truth. I will remain confused that one or two times a year.
rick2g ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My neighbors' dad's Playboys for me. Don't remember how old I was then, but, fast forwarding several years, Andrea Foy bending down in front of me to pick up her books at the end of English class on the same day she forgot to wear a bra sealed the deal for all eternity. I'll probably still remember that when I'm old and senile.
ryan_503 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:09:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of what I was thinking. Never not even once thought of a guy that way or was turned on by one. I do notice other guys if they have a nice build but it's "I wish my abs looked like that" and not "I wanna get me some of that". Women on the other hand, if I see something I like, "I wanna get me some of that!" Doesn't even begin to describe the feelings and hormones that instantly flood my body.
haha thats exactly how i found out i was gay! i found it wedged between his seat and the consol. he went to talk to a friend really quickly and i was bored. omfg! lol not sure what exactly i was looking it but, holy fuck. never looked at my female teachers the same way again
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my PE class we had a substitute teacher who was teaching us how to properly stretch and it one of those scratches I had full frontal of bare shaved clam. Reinforced the fact that I was straight.
Army basic was the first time I had to be around other dudes naked and it seemed to be a first for a lot of the others there as well. After about 30 days, somebody mentioned they hadn't had a boner the entire time we were there, which I hadn't given much thought to myself, but that had been true for the rest of us. So I reckoned we were all definitely straight there.
mwatwe01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I reckoned we were all definitely straight there.
Same here. After I got home from boot camp after nine weeks and starting seeing girls again, I realized I hadn't even thought about sex the whole time.
My friend's mom made his dad throw his playboys out. They were just sitting in a box at the side of the road waiting for the garbage man. My friend saw them and just picked up the box and was walking to the backyard with them, but his dad saw him and made him put them back. He was about 9 or 10 I think, and he didn't know why, but he wanted that box of playboys.
Coryan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad was worried I might be gay too, but hiding the guys from your high school PE class seems a bit extreme. Just sayin'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mwatwe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P.E. Phys. Ed.
GuttaGus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad (post divorce) had Playboy collection left out on the toilet backing. It was his new 'bachelor pad' living with my uncle and my cousin so they were oblivious... had some great memories in that bathroom lol
axtor77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Discovering the women's underwear section in the Sears catalogue was a god damn revelation when I was 6 years old.
RIPSonny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast forward to high school, taking showers after P.E. with other guys. Nothing, no interest whatsoever.
This is called gay actually bro
mwatwe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is called gay actually bro
It is? Damn. I better tell my wife...
LeodFitz ยท 1336 points ยท Posted at 13:56:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was quite young, I saw a commercial for a movie that had a woman doing a sexy dance and unbuttoning her blouse. The commercial, of course, cut away before it got to anything good, but I distinctly remember wanting to see exactly how that dance ended.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:28:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to fap to that scene. Which is really disgusting as I saw it later and I can't find that actresses face appealing at all, but her body and the way she danced.
raladast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The aggressiveness of that strip tease always kinda scared me more than anything
junior40 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:25:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its like those games on ebaums world you have to clear the screen of the color blocks to see what was under them. I never got so focused on beating a puzzle game.
disterb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:49:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh, the music just stopped--that's all.
LeodFitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:01:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might've. No idea. It was one of those trailers before the movies. back in the vhs days, actually.
ojipog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:06:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WWI propaganda
LeodFitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i have a somewhat vivid memory of this commercial too but i can't, for the life of me, remember what movie it was. it was a bunch of college-aged kids, and i think you got to see a peek of the girl's butt up her skirt??
LeodFitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't the foggiest, it was so long ago I can't remember
[deleted] ยท 8313 points ยท Posted at 14:45:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the Pink Ranger forced me to hide my 8 year old boner under a pillow during Power Rangers
When I read comments that sarcastically misinterpret context like you've done here I picture the same face in my head. It's Bill Murray. Are you Bill Murray melittlethroway?
No. It's Amy Jo Johnson or NOBODY. I think her character "Jules" from the TV series Flashpoint would also be an acceptable answer.
Wootai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you ever seen her on that show about horses? Wildfire
godlife33 ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 16:39:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason my brain interpreted that as a park ranger or so telling you to hide your boner because you were watching power rangers aka you being gay. Idk why.
nroth21 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 17:13:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I too had to re-read it. I guess what they say is true, 11 out of 8 Redditors are dyslexic.
bpwoods97 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have sexdaily. Wait... No, dylsexia? No... I give up.
Most of the suit scenes are just straight up japanese stock footage (in which the yellow ranger was just straight up a dude). At least in mighty morphing.
Wow, this was my immediate response when I saw this thread, and it's pretty funny it's the first post. Didn't realize so many of us shared this experience of having the Pink Ranger as our first boner.
Oh shit I had a thing for her too! I believe her name was Kimberly on the show. I recently saw her on some other show and couldn't figure out where I knew her from until I googled her.
Also what did it for me was that one scene in one of the rush hour movies with the women lined up ready to be picked for "massages" lol
I once had a dream the pink ranger was on stage with a classmate, and all went silent as he gave her a flower, and in return she gave him a kiss.
That dream pissed me the fuck off.
ayovita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tommy the green ranger did it for me. I still love guys with long hair to this day
No boners. I idolized her. In retrospect, that should have been the moment I realized I was gay. I think the pink ranger was a litmus test for 90s kids sexuality.
Amy Jo Johnson! I remember finding naked pictures of her online when I was young. I had to wait 15+ minutes with my dialup connection just staring at file name, and hoping it was real.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically this for me, except it was Xena: Warrior Princess
I just discovered that one of my friends is the actress who played the original pink power ranger.
...
Yeah.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading about what became off them was a trip. The yellow ranger died, the pink one because Canadian. The blue one came out as gay, and the other two just went on and lived normal lives.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're referring to Amy Jo Johnson, I worked out with her a couple of times, at a 24 hour fitness in La Canada, CA, and didn't know she was an actress, much less the pink ranger. She was very nice, and also short. I didn't find out until one of the employees asked me how she was as a person. I found that odd, until she explained who I'd been sharing weights with. Would have been more obvious if people were asking for her autograph, but no one paid her any attention.
You can see bulges dude. They reused a lot of the fighting scenes from Japan to save money
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's not ruin some of my best childhood memories
big_lurk ยท 1925 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four I took swimming lessons at the community pool. My mom thought I was too young to change in the men's room by myself. I learned pretty early on that I enjoy looking at naked women.
HE LEARNED PRETTY EARLY ON THAT HE ENJOYS LOOKING AT NAKED WOMEN.
redweasel ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 22:57:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. That beats the shit out of the swimming lessons I had as a kid. Ice-cold outdoor public-park pool at 9 AM on many a summer-vacation morning. Into the shower to wash off dirt and sweat on the way from lockers to pool; stand in icy morning air, freezing, until dry. Into icy pool; out; stand in icy morning air, freezing, until dry. Repeat for 90 minutes. Glare at mom, outside, through wrought-iron fence the whole time. NO BOOBS AT ALL, ANYWHERE, EVER. Damn you.
Aiognim ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:45:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can relate to all of this.. I gave my mom so much shit for making take them. I was an awesome swimmer and she made me do it with my little brother. When I didn't complain after the first lesson, she teased me about how it could be fun. It sucked, except I had a banging hot instructor that made me forget the ice cubes in the water. She had her belly button pierced and would test us by making us try to swim a distance underwater through her legs. I always got to her and would turn around and go back through. I have been motivated by ass since I was 7 years old.
Damn. That might have helped in my case, too, but we didn't have a super-hot instructor, so. 100% with ya on being motivated by ass since early times; see my other bit about Johnny Pineapple and his Coconuts when I was most likely just turning 3.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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LFK1236 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand why the pool would even be open and offering swimming lessons when it's cold outside. And if it's somewhere in the world where it never gets warm, why outdoor pools?
It wasn't "when it's cold outside." It was probably at least the first of July, probably a little later. If the daily highs are up into the mid-to-high 70s, that's beach weather! So it's not unreasonable for outdoor pools to exist and be open by then. (Generally, people open them around Memorial Day, if only to give them a few weeks of solar heating and chemical adjustment before the real "swimming weather" comes on.) What may have been unreasonable was to allow that particular pool to remain in shadow six hours of the day - - and, for all I know, top it off with cold tapwater every evening - - so that it too, four times as long as any other pool to get warm. They really should have trimmed the damn trees. You'll be happy to know that that pool has been gone for nigh thirty years now, though - - like so many other lost joys of my generation's childhood, probably due to insurance liabilities once society became litigious...
It was under a canopy of shady trees, so that it only got sun for an hour or two in late afternoon. Not that that warmed it up much, before night fell and it got cold again. It was even worse than my best friend's backyard pool, which, being also under trees, but not quite as many, still rarely got above 65 degrees F even at the height of summer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:20 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arr arr arr. Here's an experiment you can do. Go buy thirty bags of ice at the local mini-mart. Fill your bathtub with cold water. Dump all the ice in the tubful of water. Wait 20 minutes. Strip naked and throw yourself in the tub, all in one motion. Count off 400 seconds. Get out and stand in front of an air conditioner going full blast until you are totally dry. Repeat three more times in the course of an hour. That should give you a rough idea! Ta daaa!
This was about the age I got yelled at by a woman in the ladies changing room, because, I guess, my gaze fell on her too long. I didn't know, at the time, why I liked to look at her, but I did.
i went to europe at a very young age with my dad, he was on business but for some reason took me along and he has always been a great guy. well one day he asked me if i wanted to go to the sauna at a hotel we were at...da fuq is that?...turns out it was unisex. and their was beautiful naked women in it. at least the guys just kept a towel over their crotches, but no. the women were rocking it.
Funnily enough, this was the exact moment I realized I was bisexual!
Mupyeah ยท 1025 points ยท Posted at 18:55:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit is a free pass. You can be sexually attracted to them and not be gay/straight/etc. Other examples include (but not limited to) Prince David Bowie, that scene from Black Swan.
Nala is an anthropomorphic character; she has a mix of animal and human attributes. There's a whole fandom around people who are attracted to that sort of thing; you might have heard about it. :)
And I'm going to say this because SOME asshat always brings it up: No, this doesn't extend to attraction to real life animals. Stop listening to 4chan trolls.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always wanted to get it on with that singing teapot from Beauty And The Beast.
Heh, in the TLK fandom it was called "the look". It had the distinction of being among the first things screengrabbed whenever the movie was released to a newer, higher quality format. (VHS -> Laserdisc -> DVD -> Bluray).
I didn't realize orientation-wise at the time, but I was sooooo into her when I watched that movie as a kid. It's weird though because now, as an adult, her ultra-exaggerated body terrifies me. Still pretty bi, though!
That's exactly the same with me actually! I just kinda simplified it for my initial comment. At the time I was sooo drawn to her and I didn't really understand why, I just figured everyone else was too! When I finally discovered my orientation ~5 years ago, I looked back on that moment and was like "ooooooooooooh that's why!" Haha!
Except I still fall pretty hard for that exaggerated body type. Only in cartoons though... IRL that'd be terrifying haha.
My first sex dream in kindergarten or grade 1 was about Jem. I didn't know what sex actually was yet so it was a lot of handholding and hugging. That's when I knew, only a woman like Jem could win my heart. Not the remake. That would make me a creep.
I was like 8 or 9 at the beach, and this tall dark haired woman came out of the water. Pubic hairs were hanging out of her bikini, which I guess bunched up from waves. I immediately lay down on my stomach on a towel to hid my boner.
I'll have to disagree with you for the simple reason that the only time I have seen pubic hairs coming out the sides of a swimsuit bottom was actually my grandma. Scarred for life.
Could be both. "While I can objectively recognize that this is indeed a fine specimen, I'm beginning to realize that this activity is just not for me."
mack65 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:04:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A guy I knew at school who was always pretty mental at school had gay sex at a party. On Monday everyone kept saying he was gay now. His response was he's had a dick in his arse and didn't enjoy anything about it. He knew he was straight, everyone else was assuming. No one could argue that.
squeel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:45:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably enjoyed the feeling, but not the dude behind him.
There's straight guys that don't like going down on girls. Doesn't mean they're gay.
youseeit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:58:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong. As a (bisexual) man I can understand that, though. I love going down on women but it's entirely different than going down on a guy. Lots of guys (especially young guys) think a vagina is a messy thing to put their mouth on. It's wet, it's mysterious, it has a lot of semi-hidden things to it when you first start messing with them. A dick has no such issues; it's all right there out in the open, and it's not messy (until the end of the job, of course). And of course there's the point that there are a lot of gay men who aren't into anal, and it doesn't make them any less gay.
Gay dude here. HATED my first time giving head. Truly awful. Now... holy hell it's like one of my favorite things to do. I suggest trying multiple times to be certain. And for many years. Like 50-60 years should be enough.
turk1ish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:12:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what happened to me!
-straight dude
squeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of women don't like it either though. Did you enjoy the kissing leading up to it? How did you decide to do it? Craigslist ad?
turk1ish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats interesting. Im assuming your female because of the question. For guys its almost always looks that make us realize we are interested in women but it sounds more physical for women?
mack65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
emcee_gee ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:47:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay guy here. Thanks for trying.
On the one hand, I kinda wish everyone would try gay stuff once or twice just to see if they like it. I feel like the world would be a more accepting place.
On the other hand, the next logical step is for guys who think they're gay to be expected to try straight stuff once or twice, but eww.
Was discussing with a workmate about two lesbian friends we were at a dinner with the night before and he says "You know, Cathy told me she has never had a cock inside her, her whole life. Maybe she should try it eh? She doesn't know what she's missing out on.."
I had to say back to him "Hey, you've never had a cock in you either.. may be you don't know what you're missing out on?" And I think the penny dropped that Cathy probably wouldn't enjoy it just as he wouldn't.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:35:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he thought you were hitting on him and you're not attractive enough to reciprocate and everyone laughs awkwardly and you are just there sitting you had his cock in his pretty tight ass.
If they made a reference to broken arms it would be upvoted and the same comment chain as always would follow. Reddit has no problem laughing at incest so it's either a problem with it being the dad, it being male on male, or it potentially being a molestation/rape joke.
Don't try to spread your Cootie Neo-Feminism propaganda around here.
kjata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering that I came up clean on cootie tests through my entire childhood, I'm pretty sure that the Y chromosome prevents cootie production. Also, if it's written, it's libel.
I recently finished this book called "over the top". It was written by an American, who joined the British army to fight on the Western Front in WW1. It was a true-story and written during the war, in 1917.
Anyway - the author frequently refers to the skin lice he had the entire time as 'cooties'.
I know exactly what book you're reffering too. As a non-native English speaker that read the book at 14 in English, I thought for the longest time that cooties were lice. Somehow my mind projected to them being fleas too
I think in the book he refers to lice and fleas as being cooties. Or rather, he insinuates that the English call their lice 'fleas' and to him a flea is a much larger creature.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies and gentlemen here we have a textbook example of the old proverb by the great Abraham Lincoln: "Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider"
Like there's a dude who seems to shower regularly, doesn't seem to overeat, and doesn't act like his mommy still pays him an allowance, that's like bare minimum.
But then we get the cassanovas who practically out themselves as virgins by the way they constantly complain about women, when they themselves are neck-bearded lemon-scented sphere-bodied grease-headed creeps. They talk to other people demonstrating the heights of insecurity, using words they learned while studying for the SAT to try to seem smart, and bemoaning the "jerk" who is making out with their best friends when they themselves have been too pussy-hearted to even make a move. Like of course a girl would rather date a dude who doesn't have cotton puff balls.
But yeah the cute boys are a plus ;)
ashley1xx ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:02:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 12599 points ยท Posted at 13:49:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 and saw one of those Girls Gone Wild commercials on Comedy Central and my dick got hard
OldDarte ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:26:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am straight male and I have a great penis, I have the best penis and I've had it for years. And I talked to some people about my penis and they all agreed that it was great, just great, so they pretty much agreed to what I said. And, you know, I probably have the best penis in this room, it's true. And if, you know, some losers or whatever don't get it then what are you going to do? It's just a great penis, it really is.
I used to get up early to watch them- ya know, while my parents were still sleeping. If I thought I heard them coming downstairs, i'd flip to the cartoon channel.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The old school cable boxes would display a small glimpse of the channel if it was not available for you. So if you continuously changed the channel to the channel you would get a fuzzy stop motion visual of what was going on. 6-3, 6-3, 6-3, 6-3, oooOoh! I saw a nipple! Hahaha
You live in constant drought compared to Ireland. We've got the whole of the Atlantic Ocean for the wind to take water from. I've had this erection since I was 10 years old
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I've got the advantage of living on a few acres. I get to have sex outside and have no worries of other people. Sex on the porch while it's raining is awesome. Sex in the yard by a bonfire is even better.
Reminds me of one time when I was young and buxom. I was wearing a french maid outfit on the underground (rocky horror) and some ten year old practically stuck his nose into my cleavage trying to get a better look.
Its only cute when you are ten, guys.
[deleted] ยท 715 points ยท Posted at 16:11:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recently saw this so many times... A promotion has me now pushing code to production occasionally. The process includes restarting around 80 servers... Each one gave the message the first time I ran our script to push changes to all servers. I think I get the message hah
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:52:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little boys are absolutely hilarious with how they will just up and down check you out in front of everyone. No shame, just pure baby animal interest in something they don't even know why they like yet. It's so harmless and adorable. But then once they are old enough to KNOW what they want to do to you, it gets a little weirder. But it's always funny to see a four year old's dad laugh when he catches his son staring right at your tits.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:44:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My fiance decided to go as Frank in a leather basque and fishnets. Was quite the night. I'll never forget him stalking down Oxford steet in just full makeup and women's lingerie, and a cloak.
i had a broken shoulder in a sling when i was younger and this little shit in my class named Ricky declared it was just my bra and pulled the front of my shirt open to look down it and make sure. i did not find it cute.
Used to sleep at a friends house every Friday when I was like 8 for Friday night Smackdown. Every single time I would automatically wake up to the girls gone wild commercial at 2 am like clockwork. Would watch the 15 minute ad and off to sleep.
That's good, but that's just confirming the positive space. You have to test the negative space. My dick never got hard seeing the Guys Gone Wild commercials. That's when I knew.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It works for the other sex too. If you're a girl and your dick doesn't get hard with the GGW commercials, you know you're into guys.
IamKite ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! And I know exactly what girl got to you the most. You know who I'm talking about. When she lifted her shirt those bad boys just bounced about.
My best friend and I discovered those commercials together at the ripe ole age of 11. We thought it would be a good idea to write our parents (on paper plates) and explain to them that we know about sex and want them to buy us one of those videos.
In our young minds, it was just crazy enough to work.
I saw one of the rare boys gone wild commercials and that got me gonehard as a young kid. Girls gone wild did too though. Still not sure where I lie on the spectrum.
For me it was the ending of The Man show when it had the cheerleaders jumping on trampoline. One of them did the splits mid air and when I saw her underwear I thought " ok, I'm definitely straight. I guess that's one less thing to worry about."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had an HBO subscription when I was around 10 or 11. After midnight was fun time. Although there was some weird shit and a lady with a vagina puppet. I also think I remember Fucking pterridactles but I may be.mixing it up.
msut77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God I remember seeing those when I was 7. I used to put my face up against the screen to try and see behind the black square concealers that were on the nudity.
Jesus, I forgot those ever aired. They don't ever air stuff like that anymore, right? I can't think of any basic cable channel with commercials that have literal nudity, just with pop-ups covering nipples and whatnot.
This is also how I realized that I'm not entirely straight. It just took me about ten years to realize most nine-year-old girls weren't browsing for those commercials.
That's how I knew I wasn't entirely straight lol. I'd stay up late at night and switch my TV to Comedy Central and just stare at those gorgeous censored boobs.
Fortunately now I'm old enough to actually watch non-censored boobs. :P
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being a bisexual girl sounds awesome. I'm doomed to be a straight male forever.
I've never been a straight male so I can't say which is better, but I'm still a virgin and I'm not super attractive, so I'd guess it's about even on levels of awesomeness.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i remember when i would see pretty girls my penis got big and i thought it was like a weird reaction that only happened to me
Oh man there is one chick in those girls gone wild commercials that had the biggest tits. Best one on GGW by far. I know there's a gif somewhere if someone wants to help a brotha out. Asking for a friend.
Holy fuck same thing happened to me. I was sleeping over my friends house and we saw it on the TV and we were trying to figure out if we could rewind the tv so we could see it again.
Dolhedew ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar experience except I had a friend shove his phone in my face
When I was in kindergarten, I was coloring across from my friend. I dropped my crayon under the table and went to get it. While under the table I happened to glance upwards. My friend was wearing a skirt that day.
I couldn't see anything good honestly, she was wearing white stockings, but I felt a rush all the same. I didn't know what sexual excitation was but I know I just felt good. I must've dropped my crayon 7 or 8 times that day.
I'm 32 and still remember that moment.
P.S. I told my dad about it later and he advised me to put a mirror in my shoelaces... My dad...
[deleted] ยท 4587 points ยท Posted at 17:10:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I remember my very first crush was on my first day of Kindergarten. I walked into the room and the teacher asked me where I wanted to sit, and I saw this pretty girl and wide-eyed and loudly said "THERE." I'm now married to this girl...... Jk, she never even liked me.
bobers654 ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 22:35:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, that's not true. When I was just a kid, in about 5th grade, I sat next to this absolutely gorgeous girl, she was studying ballet. Her name was Rebekah. We slowly became friends, we would go to each other's houses and she would practice her ballet. It was great, but eventually she moved away.
6 years later, I found her on facebook and we reconnected. She had pursued her ballet and joined a touring group doing the Nutcracker, and by sheer coincidence, they were doing a show in Melbourne (where I live) in about 2 months, so we agreed to meet up while she was in town.
We did, and we chatted and flirted for a while, before I invited her back to a fairly seedy motel. We got there, and I made her a drink and she finally told me that she was the Loch Ness Monster. I went back home and told my dad, and he beat me with jumper cables. I miss you, Rebekah.
spear117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You played with my emotions. :(
jshaf8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had my first crush in kindergarten as well. He didn't like me back, so I broke his arm. I was even the runt of the class.
Now he's a "my father is a lawyer" doucheroni pony whose Facebook about me says "just your everyday heartthrob."
Thankfully I'm much less barbaric these days, but I regret nothing.
Mine was pretty similar! I walked in the classroom, first day of kindergarten, and saw a pair of hypnotizing eyes on the prettiest face I had ever seen. I started a short-lived revolution in the classroom so I could sit with that boy.
[deleted] ยท 566 points ยท Posted at 17:12:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. I remember in middle school realizing I had a foot fetish. The hot girl in my class was wearing open toed high heels and sat right next to me. I also dropped my pencil a few times that day to get a look...
Kindergarten seems so early to me to have been experiencing sexual arousal. I am not saying it is a bad thing, just that it seems early. I didn't experience sexual arousal from the sight of a woman(boobs on the vampire ladies in the movie van helsing) until I was in 5th grade which for me was 11 years old. This guy experienced it when he was 6? Thats nuts.
ajax6677 ยท 637 points ยท Posted at 18:12:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babies can and will masturbate.
[deleted] ยท 1397 points ยท Posted at 19:11:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Korsola ยท 456 points ยท Posted at 19:20:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked in daycare for years. The number of tiny masturbators is much higher than you'd probably expect. They know it feels good and they have zero sense of shame at that age.
Yup, I'm a piano teacher. At first it used to embarrass me and I wouldn't say anything, just kinda pretended I didn't notice. But now, "Brandon take your hands out of your pockets right now, or I'm going to tape them to your ears."
Terrifying. One day nothing comes out the next you have cleanup. I thought it was pus and my dick was infected. I actually asked my grandmother if something was wrong with me. /Sigh
I first found out while in my bed in the dark. My brother's bed was right next to me, so I had to be quiet while it happened. I rub it til that familiar feeling rushes into me and then I feel this wetness in my underwear. I panicked HARD. No pun intended. I lept out of bed and stumbled around for a flashlight thinking I was bleeding out or something godawful. I must have been around 9 or 10 years old.
ryanag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but I laughed at your /Sigh. This is an apology, but also thanks for the laugh!
Don't be fooled Timmy. Given the chance, a baby will kill you and everyone you care about.
Necnill ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:43:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Foetuses (sp?) masturbate in the womb, so not necessarily.
Edit: A down vote doesn't make it less true. :/
junkfunk ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:11:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think masturbating because it feels good is different from arousal from the opposite sex. I am sure kids masturbate all the time, but doubt it is as directed.
It's not really the same as adults doing it. They have nerve endings and it feels good to them to touch their genitals...but they probably aren't watching hours of porn all night.
ajax6677 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you don't see he is saying sexually induced masturbation is different than sensationally based?
Cyntheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Sensation-based masturbation does eventually develop into sexually-induced masturbation though so that's something to consider.
Its not like masturbating to porn feels any better, its just the natural progression of the thing because when we initially start we tend to be so small we dont ecen know about sex. I'm sure if a kid knew about sex at the time they're engaging in sensation-based masturbation it would be become much more sexual in nature, regardless of age. A child could very well be doing it sexually.
I remember a friend of mine offered me to blow me in exchange for me doing the same to him, we were 6-7 at the time. I didn't even know what the damn thing was and didn't even discover (sensory) masturbation until I was 13 and it took me 2 years for it to become anything sexual. Meanwhile that friend of mine is apparently engaging in sexual behavior at 6-7.
Ain't that the truth, I still have memories when I was in day care in first grade and one of the kids with me there used to rub herself on the rug all the time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been comfortable when babies stare at me and now I'm even less comfortable.
Jdaddy2u ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:31:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 or 6 when I would play "show me yours" with the girl next door. It led to touching, which led to arousal. Forty years later,,,still my favorite game.
grossgirl ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:44:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I started masturbating around that age. I didn't know what I was doing, but I knew it felt great. Thanks, detachable shower head!
He couldn't divert his attention from the TV, but masturbation needed to happen NOW. I suppose I should add he's on the spectrum.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For many people it isn't exactly arousal as much as aesthetic appreciation, but we are born with our sexualities already in place which is how some parents can know pretty certainly that their kids are gay even before puberty.
But everyone develops at different rates. My husband didn't really start noticing girls until 11 or 12 like you, but I noticed men and women for almost as long as I can remember. Maybe 8?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:43:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For many people it isn't exactly arousal as much as aesthetic appreciation
I definitely got boners in preschool, but I can't say I understood it.
A boner from sexual arousal or a boner just randomly?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I learned to masturbate in preschool, so sexual arousal. However, I don't recall it working quite the same way. I can't remember as much of a direct correlation between visuals and boners like now. I do remember wanting to see up women's skirts though, even though I had no idea why I wanted that. I don't think I even realized I wanted to see more than their underwear or that nakedness was what I was looking for.
Fofolito ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:33:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was incredibly aroused by a short evening news preview about the girls doing that year's new SI swimsuit Edition. I was almost five and I remember clearly how frustrating it was to have such a stong feeling and not knowing what to do about it. I also remember wishing the woman would stop covering themselves with their arms.
I was in kindergarten when I first got an upskirt that changed my life. I was babysat by a family that had two kids my brother and my age. The one my age was a girl I am a boy she had an older brother my brothers age. We all has a sleep over and I saw,my first beavis and butthead show but when we woke up I was first and climbed the bunk bed to wake up my friend. She was wearing a dress and I got to her bunk and called to her when she sat up she moved her legs around and I got a full view of her underwear. That literally changed the dynamic of our relationship irreconcilably.
No that's like literally my last memory of her. My family moved my mom remarried and we relocated. I know we still hung out and stuff this wasn't the day before I moved or anything but I was like in love with her after that. I'm near 30 and I still remember this like it was yesterday. Like literally changed my life as I knew it.
Point taken. But while it's one thing to point out the difference, calling those whose experience isn't just like yours as "nuts" seems a little unfair.
People are different. It's like if I ask you how often you, as an adult, like to have sex, and you say "daily", and I say that's nuts because I like it twice a day.
Read what I said again. I didn't mean it in a bad way. I said "that's nuts" because it is so very different from the experience that I know. I get to define what is "nuts" for me and apparently a lot of people agreed with me. The person I said it to could not give a shit and probably thinks my experience "is nuts" and I couldn't give a shit if he said it to me.
If you have sex once a year by choice and then I say I have it multiple times a day, you would say thats nuts because for you it is. If someone hit puberty 6 years earlier than someone else that is 'nuts' and considering we are talking about a biological development that is a fine comparison.
No, I wouldn't use "nuts" to describe something I don't understand or a person who is different - even very different - from me. I guess you can define words however you like for yourself, but usually "nuts" means "crazy" and is a derisive term, which is why I called you on it.
And, with respect, I'd like to point out that you seem to be assuming that romantic/sexual attraction doesn't happen until puberty. This may have been the case with you, but it simply is not the case for everyone. The comments in question aren't talking about going through puberty in kindergarten.
No shit I am not talking about attraction requiring puberty. Since sexual attraction is a biological process, I figured it would be good to pick another biological development to compare it to in order to clarify the point I was making. Apparently it didn't work. You're annoying as fuck.
onuzim ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:32:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess everyone is different. In kindergarten my "girlfriend" and I would sneak kisses behind the teachers back. I peaked alittle early.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a major crush on Ursula Andress in Dr. No and on Halle Berry in Die Another Day. I was four at the time. I also had a major crush on this girl in first grade.
Crush is different. It is not sexually arousing in the sense which I am referring to. It doesn't give you a boner or make you wanna fuck something. Its weirdly emotional. Unless your definition of a crush is different.
Nope not too early, was very aware of sexual stuff at age 4/5
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:28:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's less sexual arousal, but an attraction. It really goes straight to "He/She's pretty!", I think. I remember having a crush on a girl in kindergarten. It wasn't a sexual thing, I liked a girl and was attracted to her.
Yeah I had that experience but these other people had sexual experiencez
dupelize ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:02:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I thought a girl was "hot" was in pre-school. Probably age 5 or 6. It maybe somewhat uncommon, but the discussion came up in a class of mine in high school and about 1/4 of the class said that they had a similar experience before 2nd grade.
Obviously that one completely unscientific poll proves that this is normal beyond any doubt.
Maybe I was 10, I just know I was in 5th grade. Anyways, my mind is atleast equally blown to hear that people got aroused sexually by boobs as young as 5 years old and some even began jerking off shortly after. Makes me feel weird/abnormal. I don't know if I knew boobs were erotic. I don't think I had much of a concept for that. I was brought up in a somewhat religious household so those feelings were somewhat associated with shame so we didn't really talk about it until I got older at which time we weren't really religious anymore. Idk how relevant all this is but I am not making it up at all. I didnt even jerk off until I was like 14.
I remember wanting to look at boobs when I was like 4
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember clearly being a toddler and loving boobs. My baby sitter was pretty busty and i loved hugging her. I must have been like 3.
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
See my story just posted, in which I had a strong attractive (though can't say sexual) response to the sight of pretty girls at what can't have been older than age 3. I was also definitely masturbating by at least age 4, maybe younger.
In the 4th grade (age 9), there were old magazines in the back of our classroom, for kids to cut pictures out of for art projects, and a friend and I discovered that 'way in the back of the magazines were ads for other magazines, showing thumbnails of the covers of the latest issues, and that some of those were photography magazines, and some of those had nude women on the covers. So we went through and cut out as many nude women photos as we could find. Then I made a storage box out of stiff paper, and we put the pics in there and set the box on a shelf in the back of the classroom. For security against investigation and theft, we labeled the box clearly, "Private Property of [redweasel] and [redweasel's friend], Do Not Open." Of course, the next day when we went looking for it, it was gone, and not long afterward we got a "talking to" from the teacher. I remember my main reaction being fury at the invasion of our clearly-marked private storage.
I had my first "sexual experience" in pre-school. Asked a girl if I could touch her vagina and she let me. Wasn't that bold again for another 12 years though
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u38cg2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It varies, but I don't think it's unusual. I was certainly having sexual conversations and experiences regularly from ages 5-10 or thereabouts. Ironically, as soon as puberty hit it all came to a shuddering halt.
There was this fucking wierd dude at my school who would ask every girl in school t step on a sandwich or other food for him. He creeped out every girl he talked too
wholligan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go search his name to see if he's on the sex offender registry.
I'm just curious. The creepy kid from my grade school made the list.
I figured out the drop trick in middle school when i saw my asian classmate twirling a mechanical pencil around his fingers like a fuckin baton artist. If this fuckin guy can do it, i can do it. Fast forward a couple weeks and im dropping my pencils all over the damn place trying to twirl this pencil swiftly around my thumb and back into my writing stance. Drop, drop, drop, fuckin drop, drop, fuckin hell people are probably wondering what in the fuck i am trying to accomplish here. Then one day im sitting in my Homeroom class at a table that sits 4. 2 girls on one side, and me and my bro Evan on the other. Ashlynn was this cute girl that was sitting directly across from me. We were footsy animals all year as these were our assigned seats and had developed a little crush for one another. Well, uncoordinated me is sitting there blasting this fuckin pencil from my hand directly onto the floor over and over like a handless monkey trying to pick up an ice cube. At some point the pencil falls into my lap and rolls onto the floor. I scoot back in my , and hunker my chubby, pubescent-ass underneath the table to retrieve my pencil when BAM! Ashlynn is wearing a little knee high dress and im staring into the depths of her undergarments. I was suddenly aroused. But i already knew this feeling for I had no lack of curiosity when the power of AOL Online was at my fingertips. 69, hot girl, sex, girls having sex, tits... Search, click, wowz, click, OMG!, click, WHAT IS THAT! 'looks at own penis' -- 'looks at internet dong' ....uhhh errrmm.... Search: "average penis". ......... ....... Nvm. But looking up Ashlynn's dress was different. I felt a heaviness in my gut. What have I done? Am i some sort of pervert? This is real life, there are consequences munkalove! You cant be a pervert in real life! "But...What color were her panties I asked myself. Blue? Pink? Light or dark? Fuck! I can't even remember what I had just seen two minutes ago! Oh no, she's looking at me. DOES SHE KNOW WHAT I JUST DID?! I eventually grab ahold of whatever sane thoughts I could inside of my sick and twisted boy brain. Okay, I'll drop my pencil one more time and I'll take one more quick and decent peek. Whoops, shitty drop Munkalove. The pencil rolls to the side of the table. I couldn't possibly get a good look now. Like a field mouse running through a wired fence, the possibility of gathering that perfect mind-photograph was escaping me.
It was time to take our weekly spelling test. The teacher asks us to gather a paper and pencil and be ready to begin. I tear a fresh sheet of wide ruled paper from my notebook and begin writing my name in the top right corner. I feel Ashlynn's foot kick mine. OH BABY! I return the favor. Looking down at her paper, I watch her eyes shift towards me and she furnishes a mischievous smirk as if she's just made Santa's naughty list. I lightly tap her knee with the sole of my shoe. The thought of touching her bare skin with my shoe revealed strong evidence that I had no comprehension of what a girl's skin even felt like. I tried once more to reimagine what paradise I had seen under the table just moments ago. "No talking, no cheating, and do your very best!", The teacher exclaimed. Silence fell over the room as the teacher sounded out the first word. Easy peasy, I spell out the first word hastily in order to get back to my perverted thought-escapade. I suddenly feel Ashlynn's foot crawling up my shin. OH BOY! I shove my foot forward in effort to upper cut her calf. My excitement turns fierce, a hardness is developing in-between my fat and youthful thighs but its okay because im sitting down--I have nothing to worry about. Pencil to paper, I skip a line and spell out word number two. Tingly critters crawl over the surface of my skin as I'm ramming my foot into every square inch of Ashlynn's leg. THIS IS AWESOMESAUCE. Uh.. Uh.. UH..AAAACHEW-PHFFFT! Unmistakeable sounds originating from my direction pierced the now insanely thick air and invaded the eardums of 30 unforgiving 6th grade brats. The eyes of my teacher paired with the snickering giggles that were now bestowed upon me were beating the living shit out of any confidence that had rectified between me and another living organism. I had accomplished a comedic feat that I imagine no human had even dared to attempt. I fucking sneezed and farted simultaneously all while fostering a barely fun-size boner grown from the purest ingredients of pre-teen debauchery.
My French teacher arranged her classroom's desks in a U shape. The hot girl across from me frequently forgot she was wearing a skirt. I can't remember ten words of French today, but that was easily my favorite class.
Yeah... I used to drop stuff under the table all the time as a five year old. What's even more cringey is that one of those girls I grew up with is still my friend and likes to remind me of the time we were at her house and I thought if I got up close to the TV, I could look up She-Ra's skirt. Didn't work.
In Kinder as well. When all the boys would run from the girls screaming ewww cooties!!... I would purposely get caught to have the girls tussle me to the ground and hop on top of me
olegos ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:15:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sneaky dog
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:37:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My realization wasn't the same, but it was around the same age. Because of how strong that realization was, and how young I was, I've never understood when people realize in the mid thirties or something, that they are gay. I could see being denial as a kid. And I can see lying to others, but to not know...? I just don't understand.
*That's not a judgement! I can not understand someone and still not judge them.
If you aren't taught about homosexuality or if you are taught it is a sin to be resisted then you might not recognise the feelings for what they are.
You might assume everyone has desires for their friends and are just resisting. Or think that's what close friendship feels like.
There are comments all the time in the gay subs asking how to interpret an emotion someone is feeling. "I date girls but I think of cock sometimes. Am I gay or bi? I can't ask anyone else, this is a throwaway."
i was young as well. In pre school i used to wear those typical little girl patent leather shoes... well i used to make boys clean them... on their knees... with their spit.
funny enough im super submissive.
That's super adorable. When I was in kindergarten I used to have fantasies about the girls tying me up and stuff, so I probably would have enjoyed shining ones shoes. Missed connections amirite
theres not when i got kicked outta the pre-school for making the boys do it. my family brings it up all the time....
theres a good chance you have no idea you what you are talking about.
olegos ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh it's been shown that people's memories are liars, so it's possible, but if your family backs it up then it's probably accurate.
Reminds me of a time in kindegarten when i sat across from this really cute girl. I didn't know it at the time but I was obviously sexually attracted to her. I would reach down into my pants and wiggle my dingalong for a bit when the teacher wasn't looking. I didn't know what masturbation was or what sexual attraction was, but looking back, little me knew what was up!
You still remember the moment you tried to get a good look at a 6 year old's special parts? Dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha This story made me remember something from my childhood. I was VERY young, maybe 4 or 5, and I'd get random boners. Being that young I had no idea what they were and for some god unknown reason I'd freak out and run around pushing it into things, crying, trying to make it go down. I have a vague memory of it happening in the kitchen once, I was humping all the cabinet doors trying to make it go away and my mom, dad and brothers were all laughing at me....jerk off's.
In Kindergarten there was a girl named Nicole. I didn't know why, but I found her face so pretty I couldn't stop looking at her. One day her friends were teasing her, and one of them ran up to me and said "Nicole thinks your handsome!" Nicole was blushing.
That was as far as Nicole and I went in terms of a relationship, but I felt like a whole new world opened up for me that day.
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually not surprising when you think about psychology. According to Freud, people go through these stages in development: oral, anal, phallic, latency, and genital.
I thought most psychologists tend to disagree with Freud's theories?
Yeah... Sexual attraction to parents is a tough sell.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:41:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea no one takes what Freud said seriously anymore.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I took childhood development like 2 years ago, people don't really use Freud's development theory anymore. It's quaint and it's good for getting you into the basics but it's not accurate or reflective of the current accepted framework of how kids work.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freud's theories on child development have also been widely disregarded
Which app are you using? On Reddit is fun, save is an option when you press the three dots beside the up and downvote buttons
amsteelee ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor girl had no clue....kinda disrespectful and definitely would have made me uncomfortable at that age if I was old enough to understand it. I also don't think your dad taught you very good lessons on that front because what he said about the mirror really isn't funny and good advice for a kid.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Reddit. 1800 upvotes for a guy who still thinks about a 5 year old girls panties, and a father who advocates invasion of privacy for sexual gratification.
[deleted] ยท 2377 points ยท Posted at 13:57:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
As a raging lesbian, I get that, back when I was in denial I convinced myself that some people I knew were gay (that clearly weren't) as a form of projection
This is the correct answer. You wouldn't know you were "straight" until you understood the concept of homosexuality. Everyone seems to be telling us when they first felt sexual attraction/arousal, which isn't really what the question was.
Yep. When I was in high school, a bunch of my friends started dating girls. I didn't see the appeal.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the exact moment : I was watching the end of a movie where a guy is voted Gay Man of the Year and during his acceptance speech confesses that he's not gay. Parents had to explain what that was.
I remmember wacthing a movie and in a scene a gay couple is dacing together and my dad explain to me that there were men who liked other men and they were called "gay".
Aintsley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is wisdom. I think most of us learned which sex(es) we were attracted to at one age, and then some years later some of us discovered that meant "straight" and here were the other options.
Used to watch all the vhs movies with tits in them before my mom got home from work. I knew every movie that had tits and their location in the movie out of our whole collection.
My brother and I used to take swim lessons at the Y. Even though I was 7, I still had to go through the women's locker room since my mom had to be in the water during my brother's class. This also meant I was in there for a while she did her hair and stuff.
I saw so many boobs. I remember one particular time sitting under a counter, watching this lady, who must have been a DD+, blow drying her hair topless. Apparently I was so transfixed, my mom had to grab me and pull me away.
That memory is seared into my brain forever, and is likely why I have a boob fetish with a penchant for voyeurism to this day
TK-427 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:35:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LadySmuag ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:00:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't...want to go. But I ended up going, 'causeโback me up on this, fellasโonce you've seen one woman naked, you...pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em naked."
-Ron White
yuvster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wise words from a wise man.. Can't disagree with the tater salad
That's one of the first things you see after you're born. Good on you for figuring it out so quick!
stone401 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:04:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect 5/7.
Keeves27 ยท 450 points ยท Posted at 17:57:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 and my babysitter who was maybe 25 picked me and I stuck my hand down her shirt grabbed a boob and yelled "BUBBLES!" From that moment on I've been a boob man and I've never looked back
Similar for me. When I was about six I'm not sure who exactly the girl was but I'm going to guess it was my 20 year old (at the time) cousin's girlfriend. He brought her to my aunt's house and she saw me and instantly picked me up. As soon as she picked me up I squeezed her tit. All I remember after that was my Aunt getting hella pissed at me and me crying
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, thing is I'm asexual. So I can't exactly say I'm straight either. I can, however, say that Chris Evans is a very attractive man and that I can respect the time and dedication it takes to get a body like that.
As a straight male, I have to admit that Chris Evans has a great physique. And what's worse, you cant even hate how great he looks, because a), he's fucking Captain America, you cant hate on Cap, and b), he looks like a nice guy all around.
I think past a certain point of hotness attraction can start crossing orientation boundaries. I read about some straight married Marvel Comics employee who ran into Hemsworth in a stairwell and ended up on the phone to his wife having a sexual identity crisis shortly thereafter.
On the flip side, while I've never found a woman desirable, I probably wouldn't say no if Tilda Swinton made the offer.
Fun story: I'd heard about that scene on Reddit before I got a chance to watch the film. So when I finally got to view it, I was kind of intrigued to see this most patriotic of biceps. Instead, upon gazing on said muscle, my only thought was "Ya, nice 'ceps, but seriously, how is that not tearing his damn arm off? Just how strong is Captain America anyway???"
Btw, if anyone has an answer to that question, do let me know.
This is pretty funny. You asked the question satirically, feeling that it was a stupid question. And then huge numbers of people answered it in interesting ways, showing you that it's a reasonable question after all.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:59:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that it's a stupid question. But imagine being asked this question by Nearly every person you know and sometimes even acquaintances. It's not as fun the 500th time.
Qvar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:38:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That doesnt make sense and you know it. The satire would be lost on people receiving a question that is asked to them for the first time.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:57:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure most of us knew it was a satirical play on "When did you realize you were gay?" but I like that most of the answers are treating the question as-is.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! I wasn't trying to pick on straight people. Just turn the tables!
I just don't get why people question it. It is what it is. You just KNOW!
I've had a lot of non-straight friends (mostly males) and they always just knew from like 2-3 years old. I once had a friend try and argue that they got dressed in girls clothes as kids and that's what made them gay. It just left me speechless.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:38:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can only speak from my experience. I know a lot (and I've had a lot) of friends that knew they were gay early on. If they noticed later or realized in life that they were. It's not my business.
I've dressed in girls clothes many times, but I'm a straight male theater major. Can't deny that the ladies like it when I can empathize with the struggles of female clothing.
Mr_Venom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think, on a dumb social level, people generalise from themselves.
"This was a surprise for me, it must be generally surprising! How the hell did you feel being surprised by this surprising thing?"
plazmablu ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've only met one person like that (that I know of). I asked her how she knew she was straight, and she said that she just knew. Apparently it isn't the same for gay people, according to her. Fucking bigot.
At age 14 I asked my brother what queers ( language at the time) were. He told me and I was just "no way! Why?" It didn't gross me out but I just couldn't figure it all out. I finally decided they laid on the bed with one at the headboard and the other at the footboard and then they just sort of scissored their legs together. At this time in my life, I thought penises were soft and dangly like baby brothers. I thought the girl had to stuff it inside. I was a weird child.
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're getting a lot of really good answers of peoples' sexual awakening. Was this the kind of response you were hoping for?
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:50:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I am happy with it
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh huh
Evlwolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's still interesting to see how different people are though. I've heard of stories of gay people saying they always knew, and then there was this thread on relationships a couple weeks back where a guy who thought he was completely straight decided to go on a date with this cute guy he met on the train, and now thinks he might be bi.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah for sure! That's really interesting. I'm enjoying these answers. It's interesting to have the roles reversed and see straight people thinking about this
Ah! I knew it! I've always found the "when did you know you were gay?" question completely asinine. You just are whatever you are. Same way I knew I was straight; I never had some sort of awakening. It's just my default setting.
Straight people: stop asking gay people this question. It makes you sound silly.
xande010 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:47:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah! I knew it! I've always found the "when did you know you were gay?" question completely asinine. You just are whatever you are. Same way I knew I was straight; I never had some sort of awakening.
Maybe that was just you, because many people here are answering the question, and they're coming with interesting answers. I certainly didn't always know about it. Think about college, and how many young people try out new things. That's how I discovered I was straight.
It certainly isn't something people "just know". Some people that "just know" later on discover that they had been wrong all the time. It's so freaking common, and I've seen it way too many times. I certainly don't find the question to be stupid. Maybe you think that way because you had a life experience that is different from what others had.
Straight people: stop asking gay people this question. It makes you sound silly.
I disagree. I think it makes us better individuals. Talking about sexuality shouldn't be considered a problem. In fact, people should talk about it more.
Kaskar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a more interesting question would be "When did you choose to be straight"
A lot of people who are anti-gay say it's a choice rather than a natural occurrence than some people just are gay. So that implies that straight people also choose to be straight.
Qvar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems to me that you shot yourself in the foot.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How so? I wasn't trying to be malicious. Just reverse the roles in a very common question.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... that's because you're in an extreme minority. It's a fair question, but fuck curiosity, let's patronize people instead.
You're a douchebag.
I've let a gay friend or two suck my dick to before, partly to be nice and partly to see if I was gay. I came from stimulation, and can genuinely say I now know I'm not gay. But if any of my guy friends really needed to do it for whatever reason I would let them in a heartbeat. Just not a big deal to me I guess.
For some fucking reason, everyone I work with loves to play the game, "how much money would it take for you to do (insert gay thing)?". They always think I'm joking when my answer isn't in the millions of dollars or something ridiculous. I always say that I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I don't view sex with a man as being gross or anything to be ashamed of later, just doesn't do it for me. At that point, i just need enough money to not mind the physical discomfort and awkwardness of not being into it.
terradi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much this, except I am female so it's that lack of attraction to specific women. I mean, I think they're pretty and all, but just not interested in sexy times with them.
Your comment just reminded me, I've had so many people think I was gay because of how dedicated I am to my friends. My family was never close so my friends are more family to me than my own family is. Because of this, I've had friends sit and talk with me about how protective I can be when they are hurt and how I am always willing to do things. Turns out, it's just my own view on friendship. Most learn but a lot of people think I'm cheating on my boyfriend with my best friend. We joke that we are heterosexual life partners. But yeah, I find a lot of women beautiful but I don't want to touch them without their clothes on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. There were times I tried to consider it but nah, like girls.
The difference I guess is when I see a hot guy, I wanna be him. Not be with him.
Every once in a while i ask myself if i might be gay, and im just not into dudes, i can appreciate a handsome man and i jokingly say that Henry Dean Morgan is my gay pass but yeah, about twice a year i mull it over and then say aloud "I don't think im gay" which is always a great conversation starter
Just an angry, disrespectful jackass to anyone he sees as "beneath" him, like crew members on set. I gather he tends to get along well with other on-air talent and the people who sign his checks, though.
viperex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if it's the goatee that joins the mustache
kjata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's goatees specifically, not facial hair in general. So what does that mean for those of us with full beards? Do our evil counterparts sport muttonchops?
k1788 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:50:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he's hoping Jeffrey Dean Morgan reads this and wants to impress him. Negging win
ejeebs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:54:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda funny how that worked for me. I moved to a new city and ended up befriending a whole bunch of gay people. I hadn't really even thought of it before. One day after living there for a few months I drunkenly asked a friend out. He declined, which was fine as I was pretty drunk. Next day was like huh, I guess this is a thing. Cool.
it's funny, cause i'm kinda going through that phase right now because there aren't any attractive guys at my school at all, which makes me question wether there are any attractive guys at all
School is literally the worst place on earth to look for a romantic partner. Better to meet people some where neutral and not just because you happen to go to the same crushing institution.
Bi (or whatever), can confirm. I thought i was probably straight until i found out a guy i know and sort of had a crush on had a crush on me. We have been dating for a few months now.
disterb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...but even bi dudes don't get menarche.
Yesters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:09:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, thought like this for the longest time
I'm sort of in that period. I'mjustnotfuckingsure.
LHoT10820 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:51:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bi, can confirm. I'm now in the awkward spot where I have about 60/40 attraction female/male, but what I look for (personality wise) in an SO has me like 1/99 female/male.
Thankfully my boyfriend of nearly five years is sympathetic.
[deleted] ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 17:52:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, do you mean Jeffrey Dean Morgan, you blasphemer?
SirTroah ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:56:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I understand. I have 0 problems stating if I think a man is attractive and find it annoying when people automatically think that appreciating a persons attractiveness = you want the penis.
Fortunately some of my friend are the same (well, 2) and we can say whether a guy is attractive without having to reassure our heterosexuality.
Attractive people are attractive, i dont understand why having a dongle or a Vincent Van Go makes a difference.
Wow, you jus brightened my day because I thought I was the only person doing this. It's not like an everyday thing but jus something that crosses the mind. It's usually when I hit my seasonal dry spell.... and things look bleak.
Yeah I'm the same. Sometimes people I've just met are a bit confused because if I see a good looking dude I'll mention it. I don't want to fuck them, there are just some super handsome dudes out there. Good for them.
Aayin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a dude I knew, who claimed he kissed a dude once a year to make sure he was still straight.
I have this same thing. Like I've legitimately tried thinking about Hunter Parrish butt fucking the god living shit out of me, and honestly with as beautiful as that man is, I just get grossed out by the entire idea from start to finish.
I wonder how gay dudes do it. I just have a mental block about it.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man sometimes I think about Will Smith, laughing and then gently brushing an eyelash off of my cheekbone. When our gaze meets I realize that his smile is a little bit bigger than usual: he slowly walks toward me and grabs me, caressing me in his big arms and cradling me in such as way as to say, its okay, I'll be gentle. Our lips meet, his lips meet my neck and his hands meet my hips. Slowly I can feel his bulge against my back. He takes off my pants and then blows his load in my ass.
And yeah man, that doesn't get me off at all. Gay af. I definitely have a mental block too when I think about it from start to finish.
Right? Like just the thought of getting bukkake'd by Ryan Reynolds, Idris Elba, Channing Tatum and Tom Brady; Daniel Tosh video taping asking if I'm ready for my redemption as hot sticky cum drips down my face, unsure if it's tears of joy, pain, or shame. throbbing dick begging for more either way. Gargling the thick tapioca that has now made its way down my throat..
Just not my thing to think about. Guess I'll always be straight.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:07:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zangent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear God, you just made me think of a repressed memory from high school. Me and a group of friends (all straight) made what was essentially a cult around this video when one of them made us all watch it.
My gay pass is Charlie. Also know as Critikal or Penguinz0. He's a YouTuber and he's hilarious and sexy. Not attracted to any other dudes, but I'd let him take me out on a date.
All fun and games till he beats you with his bat.. The joke is that he will beat you with his penis but it's also a double entendre to when he savagely beat glenn with his bat, im a comedian that way.
Yeah, I think sexuality is a spectrum. Some people may be all the way on one side or the other, but most are all other the place. I mean look at the Greeks, they were banging dudes left and right before being 'gay' was even a thing. I think that says something about human nature and how much the growth of the concept of masculinity has repressed the desire to experiment with sexuality.
Women can experiment all they like and the general consensus is that its natural, but the second a guy does something gay the majority of people see that as reason to slap the full label on him. It's not as binary as many think.
[deleted] ยท 2986 points ยท Posted at 14:21:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let people try to tell you it's unusual or something. There's even a convention--well, there was supposed to be one but he got sick and had to call it off.
NSDCars5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right? I even like touching and playing with my own. It makes me feel narcissistic. But I love boobs. They're so soft and warm...
Vinven ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:11:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aaand now I have a boner. You see what you did there?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:06:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know every girl plays with their boobs? Just gently squish them around when stressed, squish them together to give yourself cleavage if you're in teh B cup range like meself, just hold them, etc. And omg in the shower when there's soap on them and they're all slippery they are sooo fun to just touch and play with.
Or if you are well endowed like myself, you squish your boobs together and gather water in the shower and then let it splash to the floor by letting go suddenly. Super fun.
Vinven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah boobs. I'm a dude and I wouldn't mind getting boobs, altough I wouldn't get anything done ever again, so I guess it's good I don't have them.
Gay man here. Boobs are pretty cool. They don't do the same things for me that they do for straight men, but I do know that the world would be a sad place without boobs.
If I had boobs I would use them to titty fuck strangers.
durtysox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Handed my rack to a close gay friend. I have boobs on the size scale that they can literally be handed to a person. Looked at him. "Isn't that nice?"
We both waited expectantly for him to have a reaction. Not even "They're so squishy!" Nothing. They meant nothing, they were not a sensation he intended to pursue any further. If anything there was mild social revulsion at being handed more-or-less private parts. There you go folks, a Kinsey 6.
TL;DR: Not everyone loves boobies, and that's okay.
firks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the Style Network there as this fashion show they showed with sheer tops, and i saw it once and watched the Style Network nonstop for weeks hoping to catch a glimpse of boob again. When I did - of course - my dad was in the room.
Querce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but what if gayness is measured in gay-minutes or gay-seconds? And does he mean 24 hour long day, or does he mean "the sun is up" day? Because that would mean that he gets more gay during the summer.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So if he moved to Alaska/Yukon he could pretty much be straight all winter.
there's a difference between liking boobs and being sexually attracted to them. I'm a gay dude, but if a woman has cleavage i can appreciate her boobs in the same way i appreciate a good haircut on a woman - like i'll look and think "hmm, good for her" - or if they're exceptionally huge i'll catch myself staring, but in the same way i would stare any disproportionately large body part. All to say i've never gotten a tingle in my dingle from boobs. A nice chest on a dude tho...
[deleted] ยท 368 points ยท Posted at 17:44:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this is probably the same way straight guys appreciate Arnold's chest. I don't want to look like that personally, and I'm not sexually attracted to his chest, but I can appreciate he put some serious effort in to achieving it.
Risky click, did not disappoint. Or rather did, but disappointed in exactly the promised way.
Fircoal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:52:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silly. It's not about putting your dick in the tailpipe, it's about sticking the tailpipe up your butt :D
scriffly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suit yourself.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a bisexual girl reading this thread the concept of not being attracted to a particular gender is baffling to me. Boobs? Awesome. A man's chest? Awesome.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:07:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think of the people in your life you're not attracted to. Then imagine they're all the same gender.
I don't think anyone aspires to have Arnold's chest. This pic was from 2010 before he hit 70 I can only imagine what his cryptkeepr corpse body looks like now.
Yup. Bi woman here, I love boobs but I'm not sexually attracted to them at all.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They are absolutely in the way, all of the time. My husband is obsessed with big boobs and even still we'll be trying to position ourselves during sex and I'll hear him mutter "goddammit" when they aren't cooperating.
I'm jealous of the women who have small, barely there boobs. Sport boobs, look good in everything, bras optional.
I kind of want to edit my comment to say "DAE like boobs sexually or otherwise", but I think it would lose the tone I was going for (even if I'm not sure I completely hit the mark with that).
You get aroused by boobs? Honest question. As a man its not 'liking' as in 'I like her hair' because theyre nice looking, its like 'what the fuck is happening I want to touch them so bad'
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:02:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've met one girl in my time whose boobs rivalled mine. She was busty but not fat, but she was I guess a tad "chubby" (not really, though, but more so than I am). I did find hers attractive but I don't know if I got aroused. She's actually the only girl I've made out with, funnily enough. I've kissed another girl or two but with her I think I wanted to make out. So, maybe they were part of the appeal??
In porn? Yeah, I do exclusively like porn where the girl has big boobs. I find it aesthetically pleasing and I'm not into small boobs. So, I feel like to me it's just about what they look like or how it looks sexually....
So what youre sayin is that you have big boobs? I have heard girls with big boobs often have a thing for boobs at some point in their life. Thats just anecdotal tho.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol yeah, I do.
I didn't realize it was the norm but I'm not overly surprised, either. Women with really big/nice boobs are pretty comfortable with other boobs I've noticed.
My only friends who don't like going topless in front of me = the flat ones.
That is probably because they are ashamed/jealous. It is like a man taking his underwear off in front of a dude with a huge dick, he isn't going to want to open himself to that comparison.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I've heard this from a couple of them.. a couple others don't really explain it but maybe it's just their own discomfort with their body. I'm pretty comfortable with nudity but I almost never show anyone my body due to social norms etc.
Well you aren't embarrassed of having small boobs because you have large boobs. You can't really know what it would be like unless you had small boobs.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:54:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a chick, I love when a guy has nice forearms. I used to admire and touch my ex's forearms all the time. He didn't get it. shrugs
Qvar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, in the name of all the straight guys of Reddit... What can we do to make our forearms nicer?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, I don't know. I mean, what makes forearms attractive to me is mostly their natural shape, the softness of the skin and how much hair they have. I like the way they are slightly angular, but I don't like overly muscular guys, just enough of a defined shape that it looks masculine. I especially like where it connects with the wrists, if the wrist looks kind of angular. I guess you could use moisturizer to make sure your skin is soft, and do whatever exercises to make sure your muscles are slightly defined but not overly bulky. Super muscular guys are a major turn off for me, but I might be the odd one out.
DUDE!! my sister is in grade 9. She talks at length with her friends about how attractive men's calves are. She mentions how she likes hair. WHAT.THE.FUCK! All her friends nod along like that shit is normal!
Every woman I know is CRAZY about forearms. It's the first part of Cumberbatch you see in Doctor Strange. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Tulivesi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexy sexy forearms! Glad to know there's others who notice them! I also like nice thighs, man or woman. And never forget the butt! Boobs however, I don't care. Maybe they look good in a nice bra but naked it's just floppy sacks of fat. ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Boobs (especially nipples) have so many more nerve endings than a forearm.
One of my favorite things is how much my woman likes it when I play with her boobs. You can't necessarily get that same reaction out of a guy by nibbling his forearm.
Oh fuck off a gay guy has sex with more women than me :(
I feel the same way as you do though, I don't find boobs... exciting.. it's just boobs... it's a fattened skin thing... with a nipple on it... I don't know... I feel like the only reason it's slightly sexually exciting is because it's always covered, and as a kid you don't know it even looks. But I like many things more.
but I hate BIG BOOBS. Fuck that shit, small boobs, I like them a lot, they are beautiful, and can be arousing but big boobs... are repulsive to me.
Whatever registers with you as a gay guy..that's what it is to be straight and see nice boobs. Huge doesn't register with me..they are more like oh gross..fakeys or ..that poor chick. I'm a small to medium boob appreciater :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay dude who is indifferent in regards to the boobicles. I can see when a girl has a nice rack, but I just don't care about it. I don't care about her boobs, I don't wanna touch em, I just... Don't care.
caried ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:50:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One day when you aren't gay anymore, you'll understand.
The loss is really all yours. You don't know the pleasure and ecstasy that comes from servicing a big fat uncut peace of man meat, then having said sirloin take your breath away with a fountain of ejaculate. You haven't lived until you pass out from lack of oxygen from being caught up in the moment that you forget to even breath.
OroroLoL ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:16:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really like them. I don't hate them or whatnot, but I definitely feel uncomfortable when they're exposed in particular (such as when I might go to a swimming hole that permits toplessness).
I guess as a gay guy, I just really like lean muscle and any sort of fat is not appealing to me. I don't hate boobs, but I would be perfectly content with never seeing them again my life. I would happily give up my easy access to boob viewage as a gay male to help a straight homie out if that was possible.
I mean, in comparison to the flappy vagina monster, I guess I'd rather see a boob, but it's a lesser of two evils for me.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:54:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs as a subset of the curves that make up the art that is the female body. I can dig that.
Fits nicely with the non-sexual appreciation other people are talking about here.
-muse ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:13:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would we? What do boobs matter to me as a gay man? They don't even register for me. Countless times I've heard friends say "she's got really big boobs", never ever have I noticed that without them pointing it out, and me explicitly looking at them. Boobs, or women, just don't register to me in any capacity.
Don't care for boobs and definitely don't like them big, I'm more into butts and legs.
Don't like them big because I'm constantly afraid of hurting the girl with a hug or something like that, people (regardless of gender) stare and it's annoying, there is a chance the girl is self conscious about them and that's also annoying (is like those boobs control and define every detail of their lives, I feel bad for those kind of girls but at the same time is just exhausting to be in a relationship with them) and I'm not a fan of how clothes fit big boobed women either.
Don't care for boobs overall because while the idea of them was exciting for a long time, once I finally got to touch a big pair of boobs, I realized people overhyped them too much, there's nothing fun you could do with them. Worst part is that when you find a significant other you want to spend the rest of your life with, those god damn boobs might try to kill her in the future.
To hell with boobs, they have added nothing but anxiety, awkwardness, overhyped fantasies and a cancer scare to my life.
Spintekk ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:05:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't like em. Not attracted to them. Don't know where you got that everyone loves boobs.
I get you, I'm not sure why most lady-loving dudes put boobsabove all else. I still like them, by they aren't even in my top three things I like in a woman.
My comment was simultaneously an admission of my own preference, a noting that I've heard that people of all kinds like them as well as a slightly faux-truth sarcastic tone of voice, acknowledging that some people might not like them.
Yeah. The bra cost thing kind of sucks, and I'm lead to believe, adding insult to injury injury to insult, that it can be a nightmare to find one that fits right.
I don't envy women that.
emmaelf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd think with such precise sizing it'd be easy... but no. My bra size has also drastically changed over the last 18 months right as I've had the least money to buy new bras. Great fun. They're so pretty though so I sometimes forgive them.
I guess we don't choose procreatory partners based on what their bits look like. That means there's a large spectrum of lower genitalia that range from "that thing looks like it'll eat me" to "so neat!" and "gnarled parsnip" to "perfect sausage"...
erm... anyway, yeah, the average person's bits aren't there for aesthetics.
As a bisexual woman, women with very small chests are sexually appealing to me, A cups or basically ironing board sized. I don't know, is that me not liking boobs or liking boobs at the minimum?
To my untrained eye, this looks like a mild correlation between bisexuality and a preference for some level of androgyny... which is not to imply that small-breasted women have unfeminine chests!
I had a crush on an androgynous girl once, and was very concerned and confused by that at the time (I like to think I'm not so unintentionally narrow minded now). Then she did a yawn and stretch thing.
Oh my. She wasn't so androgynous when she did that.
There's a theory - which I know some people disagree with - that human breasts evolved to resemble buttocks.
A well-proportioned behind is still very popular with many humans as a sexual motivation, and this goes for most mammals.
Once humans started walking upright, mounting from behind wasn't as easy, and those women with something at the front which appealed to men's preference gave rise to the frontal approach.
Eventually that preference became its own thing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liking boobies because of food makes much more sense.
There's just nothing interesting about them, they're just fat sacks... And they cause problems. They get in the way and they hurt for no goddamn reason and sometimes they get cancer and kill you. Source: straight woman whose tits hurt
Straight male. I enjoy boobs of all shapes and sizes but they don't do all that much for me in the downstairs department. Now a firm set of buns and subtle stomach definition in the other hand really does me in. I guess you could say I'm an assman
I've heard a couple of conversations between gals who ask "Why do guys even like boobs? They're so saggy and annoying!"
minority but they do exist
ajax6677 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoy checking out the occasional lady with a nice set, but after having my children, I have a whole new appreciation for just how comforting boobs are on a non sexual level. To have a little baby completely attached and just snuggle in with the most peaceful comfort is like seeing magic happen. They don't even have to be nursing, just smooshed right in and perfectly dreaming. It's amazing.
One of the gay dudes who isn't into boobs, much. Not trying to hate, but they just seem like kind of clownish appendages haphazzardly added to a chick's chest. Pecs on dudes are sexy.
Haha just looked this up & I scored a 3.. lol "equally heterosexual & homosexual"
roses269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I'm not a huge fan of boobs. They just look weird to me. I can appreciate when someone's cleavage looks good in a dress but just naked boobs don't do anything for me. For reference I'm a non-binary person who's more masculine but has gigantic tits. Like I can understand why my husband appreciates them but I'm like 'these are just weird even if they are pretty glorious looking'.
Please respond if you do not like boobs, preferably with explanation.
Gay dude here. I might be slightly impressed if they're exceptionally well formed (or grossed out if they're really large) but there's no actual attraction involved. Looking at boobs elicits about the same feeling as looking at their ear, or elbow. That is to say, none.
I was at a party in college, when a drunken guy approached me. "I love your boobs!" he wailed, clearly in distress. "Nothing wrong with that," I replied. "But I'm gaaaaaay!" he exclaimed (it was a gay party so I had assumed so from the start). Moral of the story? Even gay guys like boobs.
A few gay gents have said elsewhere that they don't have any kind of fascination (TIL, though I already suspected), and your friend there and at least one other gay male commenter have said they do like them.
~shrug~ It's a mixed bag.
cactipus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would think that, biologically, we are wired to love boobies as mammals, let alone as people. It would be advantageous to love them as children since they are a source of food. Maybe that desire never really goes away, but transitions into an appreciation that we tend to generally share, sexual or not.
Nope. I'm gay and boobs weird me the heck out. No offense but they look like saggy monster eyes and they tend to remind me of Rat Fink.
I also had a traumatizing experience related to boobs that might have impacted me... When I was 9 or 10, I walked right into a friend's house instead of knocking first. I went towards his room, but along the way, I passed by his mom's room where she was brushing her sister's hair which wouldn't be weird if they weren't both completely naked!!! The sister was probably 13 or something. It was really bizarre. But I just remember thinking how it felt like the boobs were eyes staring back at me. I screamed and sprinted back to my place and never spoke about it again.
I was eight. I was at friend's house and we were watching Halloween 2 on his brand spankin' new VCR. It got to the hot-tub scene in which there is super quick shot of a busty nurse with her top off and then Micheal Myers comes in, cranks of the heat and boils her to death. This was pre-internet, back when porn was hard to find and a guy could get to 8 or 9 years old without seeing hires close-ups of Jennifer Lawson's butthole unless he was really looking or knew Ken Bone personally.
Anyway, that's probably the first set I got a look at and I freaking loved 'em! I had no idea what in hell I would do with them when I actually got to touch one, but I was hooked and on the lookout for any opportunity to get a look at another set. I considered it a personal gift from God when the most respectable pair in third grade starting growing on the chest of the girl I sat next to in home room. I spent way too much time looking forward to missed button day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I can really appreciate and acknowledge good looking men, but boobs are the shit.
If you don't love boobs, you're probably not human or weren't breastfed as a child. Our love of bazookas probably comes from unconscious memories of bonding with mom.
[deleted] ยท 1462 points ยท Posted at 14:11:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 972 points ยท Posted at 16:12:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And some of us are really bi. I like both and neither gender or its parts grosses me out.
youseeit ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Close to this personally... I'm a bi man and my first couple of sexual experiences were with other boys. For the most part they wound up being completely straight. I think it happened because (1) sexuality is a messy thing and part of finding out who you are is finding out who you aren't, and (2) as a practical matter girls just weren't all that available when we were 11 or 12 years old.
I did. Got hard for like 30 seconds (just from the excitement i think). 5 minutes in: "Uh this is just boring, I'm not even gay" and walked away. Proceeded to get lost in sheffield for 7 hours until i caught the 9.40 train home with the taste of middle aged penis still in my mouth. Wierd night.
I did this too. I was 12, we thought we should experiment, and I was not all that attractive to guys back then. Saw my first dick at 16, and realised what I'd been missing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me. Dated a girl for 2.5 years before I realized I was straight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh, I am curious about homo sex... But I fo-sho don't wanna be the receiver....
Does this mean I am straight?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm techniquely bi i suppose, but i dont like sex with other dudes. However, i do get romantic feelings, just no thoughts to act on them sexually, as ive had sex with another male and it was unfomfortable to me. Not the exact same, but it happens.
boostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a straight guy who actually had homo sex first, I was an experimental teenager and just desperate to get laid so shrug. Didn't do much for me.
Yabbaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power of men puts men in a worse position than women. Somehow. I dunno, sounds like inane leftist conspiracy to me.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it sounds wacky, but patriarchy isn't so much 'men have supreme power' it's more 'society upholds men as stronger and smarter' so it's seen as degrading for a man to do things that women do.
It sounds wacky because it is wacky because it's a conspiracy theory. Patriarchy literally means "male power". Open a dictionary.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:02:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay friendo
mousylion ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:56:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's the idea that women exist for men's comfort. Watching lesbians can be rather arousing, but, if two men do it, they're somehow more feminine for being with another man. That's what women do. Because femininity is a sign of weakness, gay men are seen as inferior to straight men. In this situation, gay women aren't ideal but at least they're nice to look at when they're going down.
I need a bath after writing that. It's revolting to justify that view.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:59:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe it's just because being gay is seen as weak but lesbianism is seen as strong.
By trying to justify a view you don't understand you'll just end up making stuff up.
But the "strong lesbian" stereotype is a modern fabrication. If anything, it's more proof of how rooted these issues are in misogyny. The woman who behaves like a straight man must be "strong," because sexual dimorphism makes men stronger right. Consequently, men who behave like straight women must be "weak," because they're still extrapolating from the same belief stemming from the observation of sexual dimorphism.
Just because you say "gay is seen as weak but lesbianism is seen as strong" doesn't mean you've explained it. By trying to justify a view you don't understand, you'll just end up making stuff up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last part was the point entirely.
shitebelt ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 02:54:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop downvoting this man. We can be whatever we want and words can be re-purposed and re-defined as any individual sees fit now. It's only fair.
You can decide what gender and sex mean now. You can decide that your dick doesn't make you male. You can decide your vagina doesn't make you a female. I'm a god damn pretty pony and you better accept it and not trigger me!!! And leave brittany alone pls.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 22:57:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're going to claim that, then logically it would follow that gay guys are more acceptable than straight guys, which doesn't seem to be the case in 99% of the world.
dysphere ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:23:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, because straight guys aren't into guys banging each other, but they are into girls banging each other, more of the gender they do enjoy.
I think the way our society sexualizes women versus men it makes it more acceptable and desireable for women to experiment with women whereas men typically find thought of sex with other man more repulsive. Meanwhile society revels in the sexiness of the female form to an explicit degree and publicly in your face everywhere.
battled ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:21:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also might be due to us not having any natural wants to put stuff in out butt.
fishmoth ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like sexuality is just innately more rigid (heh) with men and more flexible with women. I don't think we can blame this one on society.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:21:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is a cultural thing pushed on us. We're taught to see men as more of a utility and women as an aesthetic object. There's plenty about the male body that is inherently beautiful.
I can see where you're coming from, but I disagree and think the male body is attractive. I'm sure people definitely share that opinion.
I also think part of the idea that female bodies are automatically for being pretty while male ones are just there because, is a societal convention to a degree. You see attractive women being used to push merchandise/films/games/music but far less so with women. Although that is slowly changing somewhat.
It's not taboo. For a straight dude 2 guys going at it is pretty fucking disgusting. Like physically repulsive. I don't need to try it out to know.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:10:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you mean like two sweaty, hairy dudes just going at it? Like, one dude's balls just slapping wetly against the other dude's taint as he slides his rock hard dick in and out and in and out and in and out of the other dude's tight brown eye? Dragging butthole hairs coated in santorum back and forth? Maybe one is moaning a little bit while the other one grunts softly into his ear? Is that what repulses you?
Honestly, the more young and liberal the circle, the more open men are to admitting experimentation. I know almost as many bi-curious men as I do women.
I think it's one of those things where the internet enables it. Like, I wouldn't go meet with up with some total rando but if I can go out to the the internet and say 'hey this is what I want to try' someone will want to try it with me and we can talk and establish a bit of a rapport... I dunno, I experimented and I don't think I would have without the internet.
Look for the equivalent of "I knew I was straight when I realized getting a dick in my ass just want my cup of tea" and you won't find it here.
Here and here. Posting history states male, in the dicksucking one. That took all of 10 seconds as they were both higher up than the parent comment of this chain. These stories literally pop up every single time there's a thread like this.
Also having read on: Here and here.
Yay for baseless claims generating karma.
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll throw in: When in college, I seriously considered that I might be bisexual for a while. Not for any real reason, just as an intellectual exercise.
After sucking dick a few times, and getting my dick sucked by guys a few times, I decided that fucking other dudes just wasn't my bag.
Well from what I figure, if you're a woman and you want to try fooling around with another woman it's not that big of a deal. You just rub on each other and make out and stuff, and if you aren't that into it, it's whatever.
But I mean... taking a dick in the butt... that's not really something you just try "for the heck of it".
Well what I'm trying to say is there's no lesbian equivalent of taking a dick in the ass. I mean, what's the "gayest" thing a lesbian can do, lick a vagina?
You say that. Im gay and my first 2 sexual experiences were with straight guys. There was another in adulthood too. I agree it's rare but maybe it happens more frequently than guys admit (or I was just a really lucky 16yo)
Yabbaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Davin900 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:48:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There has been some actual research showing that most women are at least aroused by both men and women (regardless of their sexual identity) whereas the same is not true for most men.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:14:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I could never even go close to a vagina. I think this is another reason why I know I'm straight.
hmm... kinda like this for me. Though I suppose its closer to me disliking having one. idk i just think dicks are cooler. I also like tits. vaginas are weird tho.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get this. I'm fond of them as a straight man but I can definitely understand why many straight women draw the line there (like my wife, who is mildly bi-curious but not that curious).
I think they are beautiful, glorious things, but then I feel the same about oysters.
I thought I was bi, but realised after my first GF that I'm actually more toward the straight end of the spectrum. Prior to this, I had had a couple of drunken girly hookups and a few innocent crushes, nothing significant, so I really didn't know.
The relationship was good, I definitely had feelings for her, the sex was fine.. I just didn't have the same libido as I've had with men, I didn't get as turned on, I didn't enjoy sex the same way. It was of course very hard and I felt really bad and didn't want to hurt her, but I broke things off shortly after realising. She deserved better.
egus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha. this makes me want to cry. found myself in a threesome with a stripper and a friend and my friend lost her shit, broke down crying and said she likes dick and we had to leave shortly there after. i didnt get to nut or anything. damn it.
I've actually tried to help with that but I quickly realized I am awful at birds (and fish). Herps? Easy peasy. Mammals? I can get you at least a genus, even on rodents. Birds? Oh hell no
boyden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I imagine him/her having sex with an ornithologist whilst the ornithologist was reading Reddit and laughs about that remark.
This is the third reference I've seen on here that was also an "ah ha" moment for me. Every boy seems to have had their coming of age moments to the same 30 second clips!
rick2g ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:47:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen any Phoebe Cates posts yet. They've gotta be here somewhere.
Boobs jiggling on a camel in The Mummy. Wet see through shirt in Big Trouble In Little China. Salma Hayak dancing in Dogma. Catherine Zeta Jones in a corset in The Haunting.
A DOZEN NAKED JOGGING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN MONTY PYTHONS MEANING OF LIFE.
Forgot about that last one until just now and the memory hit me like a ton of bricks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never saw that movie until I was much older, but I can't imagine how mind blowing it was to experience your first sexual arousal to that. I mean that because she has a ridiculous rack and my awakening was to a more regular set and it was still quite an experience.
God women wearing pant turn me on so hard, though I prefer denim to leather, personally.
Astrozal ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:55:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUN FACT PANTS ARE CALLED PANTS BECAUSE IN YE OLDE TIMES PEOPLES UNDERPANTS HAD LOOPS THAT YOU WOULD TIE THE WAS OF YOUR OUTERPANTS HENC A PAIR OF PANTS BUT AS CLOTHING EVOLVED UNDERPANTS LOST THE LOOP AND BECAME UNDERWEAR AND PANTS STAYED AS A PAIR OF PANTS COOL RIGHT
That's awesome to know but could you please not yell me?
Edit: damn it if I put that "at" back then that other comment won't make sense. Well just know I acknowledge the mistake and wish it to be corrected but to do so is against the greater good.
Astrozal ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:51:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Astrozal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:30:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10 years old, finally got Super Smash Bros. Brawl and wanted to goggle a picture to print out for my birthday party invitations. I use the acronym in the google and went to images, found out that ssbbw was a thing and that is was a huge turn on. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Those are rather rare. They mostly travel in pairs, but may be this particular pant lost its partner to some horrific tragedy. It doesn't really want to talk about it. Too soon.
Lol your English was fine, it's part of the language that sentences like yours can be interpreted in two different ways
seanf999 ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 16:03:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was always 80/90% sure but I never could be certain. Then I had sex with the opposite sex and I was just left thinking 'yep boobs it is, gotta love em'.
19 y/o. After sleeping with a member of the same sex. I laid there with her afterward, thinking "...this was NICE, but it's nothing compared to a dick in my ass."
Yishae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cato the Elder was a Roman statesman. The short story is whenever he would give speeches, no matter what the topic was, he would always end them with the phrase: Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam... which means something like "and furthermore I believe that Carthage should be destroyed." You can learn more in depth about it (here)[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carthago_delenda_est] if you're interested for the full details.
I appreciate your dedication to your craft, but what the fuck is up with that rhyme scheme? AABCCDEEBFFD? Where on god's green earth did you come up with that?
AdilB101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean there's far more to poetry than just rhythm and cadence though. Yes Sprog is good at those two things especially but that's because they're trying to, but there aren't actually any rules to poetry. There is no such thing as an objectively better poem, because art in itself is subjective, and poems are just the art of words.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well this article says he's a male post-grad student. He also say he is "in fact... a male" during his AMA. He did add an "or am I?" but I can't imagine a woman would've phrased it like that.
Not that it matters, but there is nothing that suggests Sprog is a woman.
Edit: Derp. Link added.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kcman011 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:01:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's weird, isn't it? I generally just look at sprog's profile every week or two to catch up on some poetic reading. Seeing one posted this recent is strange indeed.
kvigor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:22:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
a flick of the bean makes some ladies scream
and writhe all the way to an o
while some i suppose need only their toes
to be sucked for a climax supreme
still others want lovers who pull on their hair
and treat them most cruel and unkind
hot wax up the ass is just fine in their mind
yet they think the rest of us queer!
but queer's not my scene if you know what i mean
i'm afraid that my needs are more crass
and you're not equipped for my craving obscene
what i want is a dick in my ass
At some point I feel like your reddit fame has started to take away from your work. Like, people freak out every time you show up just so that they can feel like the "in" crowd who has been around for a while.
I, for one, am going to up vote you because of your solid and witty poetry, and not because of your fame.
That comment made you part of it all. The redditor that keeps it real by calling out the circle jerk. It goes round and round deeper into the rabbit hole.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Other pretenders rhyme on reddit but
Sprog's here now there's no forgetting.
Regretting your presence in a thread that
Gods did visit - look quick or
You'll miss it.
If you still don't get it or long to bet it
All on this final flick; it's Sprog V Rhyme
Their time to shine, dime for dime,
Over a fine line in a sexy time,
We're at critical mass.
Now everybody don't be crass,
It's time for devil's class, an omen
With guides like this we're bound to pass!
All together now and rhyme, "Alas!"
Sprog's throwing last!
So do you wanna keep fucking women?
Or get a dick in your ass?
Actually, in retrospect, I was wishing I'd changed "Sure," to "While" and deleted "But" from the last line - the meter would work better. (I was writing in a hurry lest someone see what I was doing!)
I like how everyone likes sprog's poems and suddenly they think they're an expert critic and talk about someone's meter and try to offer revisions and shit.
You didn't even offer any advice or a reason you just said it wasn't good. Bitch i thought it was fine and I don't see your poem??
If you think it's crude, don't read it?? Did you even read their name or the type of thread you're in or the source material they made the poem about? Are you lost? Let the guy do his thing, stop being a dick on the internet like you're some big poetry critic because you're a fan of a novelty account.
I could say the same for you. Why did you have to respond to my comment? What part of you thought, "Hey, a great use of my time is to scold a stranger for making a sarcastic comment on the internet"?
Because I'm not being a dick to a stranger on the internet who's making poems. I'm being a dick to a stranger on the internet who apparently enjoys being a dick to strangers on the internet.
But I'm not being a dick. I'm making a passive comment. There is a difference. Being a dick would be using offensive language and going on a massive tirade about how awful something is. I did neither, in fact I would say I even left some room for lightness. After all, I did say "good try", implying that if he wanted another go I might enjoy the next one, which I might but I won't know until I see it.
stewietm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are my new favorite poem based account god bless your work.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fortunately for me, the girl I was sleeping with had a monster black dildo that with lubrication, perseverance, and perspiration, fit itself neatly into my ass. And there's no feeling like getting your dick sucked with a black dick up your ass, let me tell you.
3jt ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:14:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get what you're saying, but I would take it a step further and say that it isn't even about who you experience it with. Because experimenting doesn't make you gay. Being bisexual doesn't make you gay. Being straight and having gay sex for money or drugs or whatever doesn't make you gay. Being raped by someone of the same sex doesn't make you gay. Etc.
I would say only people who are exclusively sexually attracted to other members of the same sex are lesbian/gay. And there aren't so many of those, just like there aren't so many people who are exclusively attracted to members of the opposite sex, despite what they'd tell you. Many things, including homophobia, prevent most people from fully exploring their sexuality, and I doubt most people are even aware that identity doesn't determine who you're attracted to. At best it determines who you let yourself be attracted to. But like any kind of instinct it's not a thing over which we have total control. Sexuality is fluid, and virtually anyone could be sexually attracted to the right individual of either sex under the right circumstances.
This is not to say that there's no such thing as gay or straight and that everyone is bi, far from it. But more often than not, people get hung up on trying to conform to an identity that's not much more than an illusion to the exclusion of who they really are.
I think maybe we should take the labels outta sex, and, ya know, just be who we' re comfortable being. I know labels, to some extent, help simplify things, but when you get to the point that there are 50+ labels to describe your sexuality I think we are over complicating a normal spectrum.
3jt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it.
How to take the fun out of everything: categorize it to death. (Unless categorizing things is your fetish.)
PSA: That doesn't necessarily make you gay (or Bi) either. Say you do it with a woman who turns out to be trans. Was it gay before you knew? If you do it again after you know, does that make you gay? Does it not count if it's a trans woman? Why not? If you're with the hottest (cis) woman you've ever laid eyes on and she begs you to do it (mfm), and you do because of how much she gets off on it, and you're focused on her, still gay?
Behavior is the old (Kinsey) way of labeling sexuality but it's deeply flawed and needs replacement with a neurological model. One's attraction to the same sex is what should be put on the spectrum, not specific behaviors. Otherwise men who rape other men as a deliberate act of violent humiliation are doing something gay, too. Same with men in prison for life who do it with their eyes closed and try to pretend it's a cis woman. But there are men in these categories who are not turned on by other men in any way, shape, or form. Meanwhile there are men who never so much as touch another man their whole lives, are married to women they have sex with, yet are gay as hell the whole time (because it's men they are imagining when they close their eyes and soldier through it).
Sex is sex. It doesn't matter what you have been your legs. As long as there is adult consent, and no one is harmed, willing participation, all is fair game.
[deleted] ยท -47 points ยท Posted at 21:49:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I should explain, it's the fact that people should simply stop using the term cis. It's silly. Males are males, females are females, transgendered are transmales or transfemales. The use of a prefix is not necessary since the overwhelmingly vast norm are simply males or females, the term does not need a distinction. Cis is an inflammatory term, and you cheapen your argument with it.
Wtf does triggered even mean? People just say they are triggered. Triggered how? Wtf is it triggering in you? What disorder do you have that has been triggered?
Fofolito ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well my friend its original use is said to have originated in LiveJournal and other such places where the disregarded and set-aside can bare their feelings. Triggered is meant to mean there is something that triggers adverse feelings like a victim of rape coming across something that begets feelings of suffering their torment all over. Its been co-opted by Reddit and less reverent places as a joke/meme making a silly joke about something that mildly irritates you.
In this particular case his username reads like an exotic motor vehicle. Its a 1985 model year Ford Enzo of the AE86 variety which sounds super duper rare and unique. The reality is the Enzo is a car made by Ferrari, not Ford, and the AE86 is a model designation of a famous Toyota Corolla in a anime cartoon and manga comic about drift racing called Initial D. Simply put: u/1985FordEnzoAE86 is just trolling car guys who happen to read his user name.
I hope I didn't kill the joke by over explaining it...
You didn't do anything by explaining the super obvious fact that his user name was a bunch of car names smashed together. As for explaining why the internet is full or morons who say "triggered" for no reason however at least I now know they are in fact idiots.
Okay, so as someone with backyard experience, I gotta ask: how the fuck to you get started in that? Because my girlfriend says she wants to try it, and I'm not so sure. Do I wrap it? How do I even fit it in there the first time? How does she clean it out, if at all, beforehand? Surprisingly, the internet has been very unclear on this issue.
[deleted] ยท 327 points ยท Posted at 18:27:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
A clean butt is achieved mostly through diet. High in fiber diet combined with a clean quick poop an hour or so before the action. Then a shower doesn't hurt. Douching is unnecessary and not advisable on a regular basis but might be a good idea for the first time.
How does it fit? Lube, patience, and relaxation. The receiver needs to unintuitively push against the dick as if they are pooping, this relaxes the muscles and let's it slide in.
Do you wrap it? Well it's certainly safer and cleaner. It is possible to get a UTI if fecal matter goes up your urethra. But bareback feels a lot better obviously but even more so with assess. Because the ass is only tight at one spot, the sphincter, unlike a vagina. Past the opening the ass is very roomy, and you don't feel as much compared to a vagina.
An addition to anyone who is contemplating putting things up their butt. Always use a flared toy. ALWAYS. There hits a point where it feels like you've bottomed out (around 6" for me) but this is not the case. Whether on purpose or by accident you can put things in farther at the right angle and with good lubrication. If this does happen your ass will quite literally suck whatever it is you are using inside. If this is anything without a flared base you can easily find yourself with and empty hand and a dildo way up in there. Be careful and remember there is no such thing as too much lube.
Has not happened to me but I would suggest going to the hospital. I just know I don't want to deal with that and use things that won't get lost in there haha
I can't say I know why, I just experienced a longer toy being sucked in after a certain amount. I would suggest to go to the hospital. You might be able to poop it out depending on size but I would say go see someone ASAP.
odaeyss ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:03:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because the ass is only tight at one spot, the sphincter, unlike a vagina. Past the opening the ass is very roomy, and you don't feel as much compared to a vagina.
I've never heard anyone mention this fact, and this was probably my biggest surprise. Everything went well, and I was pretty much more or less prepared for the whole thing, but that little bit there? I had no idea. Threw me for a bit of a loop. Soldiered on, everyone came, 5/7 do recommend
If you wanna clean out a bit, after a normal poo (nothing nasty or sticky) take one of these and fill it with lukewarm water, squeeze it into your butt, and then immediately let it out into the toilet. Do it 2 or 3 times and as long as the water is clear, you're good to go.
Also, start with your fingers and LOTS of lube. Don't start with your penis. Bad idea.
But doesn't it just feel like pooping? I've pooped many a time in my life but never once did I think to myself "man I wish I could do this all the time"
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:09:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've never had a huge dump where it felt really good? Really?
Anyways, i do not bottom very often so you're kinda asking the wrong person but I'll give it my best attempt to explain the appeal. Yes, it feels really similar to pooping, but with the lack of control and with the lack of muscle straining. I'd say the physical sensation is less than half of the appeal, at least for me. The psychology of sex is powerful. Your brain goes into over drive. Idk your sexuality or gender but I'm gonna assume straight male. When you're fucking a woman, your hormones go crazy, your senses go crazy, you smell the woman's body, hear her moans, feel and see every inch of her body. Your primal instinct drives you. Fuck fuck fuck is all you can focus on. This mental aspect drives the pleasure center of your brain mental. Well, now, imagine that a gay bottom man and a straight woman have the same thing going on, except with a minor difference, their brain likes their body being fucked. For some, it is the domination/submissive aspect, for others the taboo breaking. For me, I don't really enjoy the physical sensation all that much, I actually kinda dislike it, but being fucked by a guy is just soo idk powerful. Someone is doing whatever they want with me, I feel powerless and safe at the same time. I hear their grunts in my ear, their thighs against my butt, their hands all over my body. It's something just as primal. Its ecstasy.
This was probably way more than you asked for but I'm bored and waiting for a guy to come over ;)
calgil ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:09:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'A shower doesn't hurt'? If I were going to fuck you and you'd had a shit an hour prior I'd damn well hope you'd shower.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:39:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. Only matters to me if I'm rimming, otherwise it's whatever. Unless it was some nasty diarrhea type shit and got all over your ass and you didn't wipe, then yeah... Shower is necessary lol. I mean for God's sake your sticking your dick in an ass. While it is possible to make it relatively clean, its still an ass and if you're a clean freak, the ass is not for you lol. Just my opinion.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:23:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you always require a shower immediately before sex? Or immediately after poop? Or only for both combined?
calgil ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:26:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For ass sex, yes.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:30:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wendrr ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:37:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely don't start out straight with dick. Start with a finger, move to more fingers or toys like butt plugs, and eventually work your way to dick. You'll have to work it every time, but it will get easier as she gets used to the sensation. Wrapping it is probably a good idea. It'll give extra lube, and make things a little smoother. You can't really clean it. Butt holes clean themselves naturally, but there is always the chance something is there. I would say if you aren't okay with that then don't try. Just use toys on her.
Start with ass play in general. Put a finger or two in there. Get some smaller butt plugs and play with them (don't forget the lube). As for the the "cleaning herself out" the first rule of ass play is there may be poo. You have to accept that. Now butts aren't pez dispensers, there's not always a piece of poo lurking just inside your butt. She should be able to tell you when a good time is and when a bad time is. Now if you both are worried about it there are people who will prep a few days in advance, making sure to eat a lot of fiber and drink a lot of water and doing an enema beforehand. You can find normal saline enema at your local pharmacy. Good luck!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrap if you wish. Lube is a must (butt has no natural lube). Suggest progressing with diameter of "thing" going in. Eg finger, sex toy (like a butt plug, in case that was unclear), penis.
Lube and fingers first - file your nails and go slowly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a girl lick my butthole while she sucked me off. I was hesitant at first. Most intense orgasms of my life. Never went further than salad tossing and I don't think I wanted it to. Anal play for guys is shamed for some reason but it's just another area to be stimulated
Edit: think I misinterpreted your post. What I said still stands
u38cg2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can read about the mechanics, but here's my advice: assume you are doing it solely and completely for her pleasure. Butts need to learn to enjoy buttsex, and it's a slow process. If you're concerned about getting your business done, you're probably going to go to fast. Assume the role of a sentient dildo.
No organized sports so much. I swim laps and tow train my dingo. (Like a sled dog with a bike)
I don't know how most sports are played. -First lesbian fail-
Favorite Netflix show? I just blew through "The Crown" (cause I guess I like to appreciate a strong domineering woman)
American Horror Story, which has oodles of GBLTQ influences and characters in every season.
Honestly, I get mistaken for a fat butch queer ALL THE TIME. I'm fairly butch for a straight woman, but I clean up real nice when I go femme.
Not gonna lie, I've played it up to get rid of men with a messianic penis complex. "I'm gay, please go away. Your dick isn't working any miracles here."
P.S.- isn't swimming a decent same-sex sport? I mean skin tight suits? Nose plugs? Holding your breath for an extended amount of time? Working on your hand form (which looks very much like the hand form for fisting)
P.S.- isn't swimming a decent same-sex sport? I mean skin tight suits? Nose plugs? Holding your breath for an extended amount of time? Working on your hand form (which looks very much like the hand form for fisting)
I don't know, if you say so.
As for working men...I've done it the other way around. Pretending like a lesbian around a man is easy to do, but try pretending to be straight around a man. Try pretending to be charmed, impressed, maybe even wooed when none of those feelings are there, and when you're actually afraid that man is going to pick up on those signals too much.
It goes without saying that seducing a man for professional purposes is not a thing I'm going to do ever again. I don't know why I even did that in the first place! I guess I was drunk and had an internal "hold my beer" moment.
I've been in a relationship with a trans-woman, so it's not a trap... Mentally I didn't like being with a woman as a partner. Made me feel like less of a femme myself.
I'm not bi... I tried. Many, many times. I always default to men.
I've concluded that I am pretty darn hetero, but if there's an encounter with another cool woman involved I'm not gonna walk away just cause there's a woman present. But I'm not gonna suck on titties and eat pussy. Nothing against it. Love it done to myself, but I'd rather suck a dick. I'd say that's fairly straight, wouldn't you?
I still don't understand why women would like anal. I understand men, because of the prostate, even though i'm not in to that. A woman doesn't have anything like a prostate afaik.
Uggy ยท 266 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. I loved that show as a 6-9 year old. Whenever a gay person says they knew they were gay since they were 5 or 6, I believe them, because good god, did I love me some Wonder Woman at that same age.
JMCrown ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 16:48:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha! I'm a gay dude but I knew I was gay because of Wonder Woman too! Except in my case I was obsessed with practicing her slo motion twirl and wearing my sisters bracelets and practicing deflecting bullets. :-D
Uggy ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 16:58:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome - Lynda Carter, helping gay and straight people come to terms with their sexual identity before they even knew what sex was!
Lynda Carter is one of those rare women who brings out my inner lesbian.
crusoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Erin grey as Wilma Deering and the princess in Buck Rogers. They had to sew Erin into her pants on that show.
Uggy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMFG, YES! Why I do I like this show? I don't know, but what color spandex outfit will Wilma Deering be wearing this week? And Princess Ardala... yikes.
when I was super young, around 5-6 I thoroughly remember playing mortal kombat on the gamecube and setting it to training mode so I could beat the shit out of kitana. I was very turned on.
I was like 10 or 12 but also did the same, we were on a field trip and I was telling EVERYONE that I was going to dance with this girl, and only me and so on.
That day I also discovered that I was a pussy, because I got nervous and didn't dance with her :/
I've thought about it, and I guess the first signs of it when I had a crazy crush on a boy when I was five. I mean, in a five year old way, I was really in love with him. We were even girlfriend and boyfriend for eleven days, until he kissed Jenny during block clean-up -- I cried the whole time (and conveniently missed clean-up). I still remember the little round stain my tears made on the reading corner pillow, and I still think of him fondly.
I was always pretty boy crazy, I always had some sort of mad, passionate crush. And I was always kind of a daddy's girl in a very stereotypical heterosexual development sort of way, so I can probably remember having heterosexual feelings even before I really was able to index my memories in time.
Oddly, as hardcore hardwired heterosexual as I am, later in life I did find that I have some very homoromantic inclinations and have had a several very intimate and intense friendships with lesbians or bi women that fizzled disappointingly. I don't know what to do with this part of myself or what it really means.
I was actually remarkably similar/mirrored to you but as a guy. I definitely had insanely passionate crushes all the time growing up. I remember sorta 2nd grade dating a girl for a while, eventually that dream split when I got moved into a new school district. These passionate crushes really taught myself a lot about myself in the end, not because it really shaped how I act around or see women but because it really reflects how I live my life--extremely passionate and try-hardy in general. It did give me some issues with casual relationships because I would later find out that I am Demisexual and left a lot of angst in my college days.
I too was really close to my mother and to this day I take care of her even though I live thousands of miles away. (She's been sick for some time now and my brother simply doesn't have the patience to take care of her.) I definitely am hardwired hetero, but in high school I used to get made fun of as gay since I was considered the artist (which is so lame.) of that class year and it got me thinking. I eventually asked an acquaintance of mine to kiss me just to see if I got an arousal, it was nadda so I dropped it.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:01:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is SO cute!! I'm a girl and relate to both your and OP's stories of having really passionate crushes growing up too!! I'd never considered how it could be reflective of what kind of person you are- now that I think about it I get ridiculously passionate about other things in my life as well- that's a really interesting revelation to have!! I can relate to the issues with casual relationships too- I've wondered a lot about demisexuality because of that!!
Anyway, I very rarely meet or hear of guys who are very romantic or passionate about crushes so I think it's really cool to hear your story!!
Jagable ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you just articulated perfectly my thoughts on my own sexuality. If you figure that one out, let me know?
furahmed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:56:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Jenny. That bitch can't help meeting for hugs and kisses
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:09:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tor_92 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:21:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I can relate to you. I always believed I was straight, but looking back, I don't think so... at least, not entirely. I gave up stressing about it. If I like someone, then I do, regardless of gender.
I think Shakira is the hottest thing ever (This Time for Africa is relatively tame but still turns me on more than most porn), but jesus christ She Wolf nearly gave me nightmares.
HOW DOES SHE MOVE LIKE THAT? She looked like the Spider Splicers from Bioshock.
This makes me feel old. I distinctly remember falling in love with Shakira because of the La Tortura video, but I was definitely conscious of my interest in girls at that point.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:50 on November 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I remember she wolf on mtv, dick was indeed diamonds.
I was held back a grade...I easily beat all the other boys in my grade at arm wrestling. Then I realized...I'm not actually stronger, I just hit my growth spurt before them. It's a struggle to beat the other boy my age in that grade.
I think I figured why I struggled for so long. I've always been a bit of a monkey, climbing everything I can (I still do) so when the girls used to chase me I would climb on top of the little wooden huts in the playground and they would lose interest. In my tiny mind I was winning.
Santa1936 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:35:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably my problem too. Tiny me wanted to win, not get laid. Shit. I think I might have been a little dwight
To be fair, the reaction to sexual harassment is usually feeling disgust and repulsion. A straight woman who is harassed or assaulted by an attractive man doesnt have a good reaction.
Took me until I was about 15. I was a late bloomer. My parents are super conservative and I was terrified that I might be gay. I feel awful for people that come out to unsupportive family. It was a knot in my stomach that can't be matched.
Mizrani ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:41:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry you went through that.
It's hard enough to figure it out for yourself without having that threat hanging over you. My parents never cared and would have been supportive either way, which they told me multiple times. I was a late bloomer too and a lot of relatives started to speculate wether I was gay or not. Figured it out fully around a year and a half ago at age 23. I am straight but I need to feel a connection with someone before going any further. Sleeping around will never be my thing.
I'm similar to you- straight, but need to know a guy pretty well before I'd do anything serious with him.
Only my parents weren't that nice about things, and are probably the reason I didn't figure things out for so long. In retrospect, part of my high school/college rebellion was refusing to go on a single date. And then there was so much pressure on me I had panic attacks any time I thought about dating.
This is pretty much what happened to me, only I didn't really start figuring things out until the end of high school. (And didn't finish until my mid-twenties when I accidentally agreed to go on a date, and realized I did in fact like the guy a few months into the relationship.)
I really wish there was more asexuality awareness. It'd have made me feel a lot better about everything. My high school made it seem like there were just three options, straight, bi, or gay, & claimed a lot of gay people only realized they were gay because they didn't like the opposite sex. So basically, if you hadn't started liking the opposite sex yet, you were probably gay. It was pretty confusing and upsetting to know I absolutely didn't want to get physical on any level with another girl, but have the school tell me I did.
Finding out about asexuality in college was a huge relief. I'm not actually asexual, but thinking I was took a lot of pressure off.
Yay! (I probably still am somewhat gray-a if you want to get technical anyway.)
I've never understood why high school health classes don't focus on asexuality more. I mean, the vast majority of educators want to keep high school kids from having sex, right? Not having sex is kind of a major part of being asexual (for a lot of ace people.) So why aren't they letting kids know this is an option instead of going "obviously everybody on the face of the earth wants to have sex, (if you don't you're probably gay) but don't you DARE act on those impulses you must have if you're a normal functioning teenager."
No shit. Everybody else was making out and starting to have sex and judging me for having no desire. I dated a guy with kids. When they came to me with questions like the ones I had, I just wanted to shake them and scream, "YOU ARE PERFECT, NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!" FUCK. I wish I had that. I hate knowing people go through what I did and way worse. I'm tearing up now. It's so sad.
I was lucky and hung out with a pretty innocent/indifferent group in high school. But there was a lot of pressure in college, which was unfortunate, because by then I was finally developing an interest in boys and might have started dating sooner if my entire freaking dorm hadn't decided to "ship" me with a guy I kind of liked and put so much pressure on us to have sex that any mutual attraction (apparently there was one initially) died. And I ended up so petrified of dating that just thinking about it gave me a panic attack.
My parents were zero help. Like, to the point where they bought me two really expensive replica lightsabers because I claimed having fancy light sabers would give me an excuse to hang out with guys. (I just wanted fancy lightsabers.)
Honestly, people are way too hard on kids. Including other kids. Humanity kind of needs to just calm down about everything.
Yeah! I really hope asexuality is talked about more in highschool. I didn't hear about it until AFTER college. I got a lot of "are you gay??" From my parents. I thought about it but I didn't like girls. Thing is, I also didn't care about guys, but it was such a "default" setting to be straight I just assumed I must be straight if I wasn't gay. ..even if I knew I was totally indifferent either way.
It was so stupid. And also why I'm so vocal about asexuality at every opportunity.
Nobody openly asked if I was gay, but my relatives did ask my parents if I "liked boys" (read: is Green_Kyanite a lesbian?) Actually, I'm pretty sure they still think I might be a lesbian, but they've been so obnoxious about the whole thing that they can find out I'm straight after I've married.
I kind of did the same thing as you, only instead of general indifference towards girls (like I felt towards boys,) that was a very strong dislike. (Later I realized that because women tend to wear a bunch of stuff I'm allergic to, synthetic fabric, cashmere, make-up, perfume, lotion, etc.... I actually have an aversion to even platonic physical contact with other girls.)
So I figured I was straight. If I'd known that a lack of revulsion =/= attraction, and had a label for that feeling I could share with others, things would have been better. I wouldn't have been pushed to date too early, and may not have spent six years kind of liking guys but being too terrified to do anything about it. (I was basically ace until 18, functionally ace until 24. Now I'm kind of gray-a if you want to be super technical, but that really only describes my approach to dating rather than what I'd want out of an established relationship.)
You can bet I'll be letting any kids I have know that asexuality is a completely valid option.
Mizrani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had friends in highschool that joked about me being asexual but I just awkwardly laughed it off. But as time went by and no interest showed up it seemed more and more likely. I found an article somewhere randomly about asexuality and the more I read about it the more it seemed to fit me. I actually told my mom about the me possibly being asexual and she was supportive but I don't think she fully believed it.
But just as has being said here, it really took the pressure off. I think that I wouldn't have gotten where I am today if I didn't stumble upon the article and read up on it. I would still be terrified and awkward and just shutting that part of myself off.
I also started a diary of sorts where I wrote down my thoughts and feelings about it all and going back reading through it I can definitely say that thinking I was asexual was some of the best thing that ever happened to me.
I always got weird looks and people were surprised that I was a virgin for so long. But I am honestly really happy I waited as long as I did.
I really hope that it will spread more and become part of sex ed because it can help so many people. And I hope that people will realise that it doesn't matter when you figure it out. You can be 5 or 16 or 23 it doesn't matter.
The important thing is to do things your own way in your own time. And to know that there are a lot of people out there going through the same thing and there are forums you can visit where you can discuss these things.
Yeah, although I kinda felt... pushed away from forums because by the time I'd found them, I'd noticed that occasionally, I felt something that might be like attraction. But ONLY when I was on medication for my anosmia (I can't smell anything, on meds I kinda could.) Despite making it really clear that I was super uncomfortable with those feelings off the meds (which I no longer take) everybody just went "Oh, that's a health thing, you're not ace. Stop pretending you might be and go away."
So I tend to feel like knowing asexuality is an option, and you aren't weird for taking it, is important. But you should proceed with caution before opening up on a forum.
Yeah that can suck, that's kinda what happened to me, except I DID come out to an unsupportive family, coincidentally at 15. Things turned out ok though, that was 12 years ago.
Thanks man, I should be fine. Vagina is the greatest thing to happen in my life and they're fine with me sleeping with a lot of people as long as they aren't men.
my mom literally told me that she would disown me if i was gay. but luckily i think my parents saw a lot of hard evidences (some unfortunate) to know that im not.
but damn. if i were gay tho. idk how i would have lived with a family like that.
well im living in Asia so yeah being gay is still not really acceptable to social norms. but there are always open minded people.
[deleted] ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 14:24:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was attracted to girls as early as third grade, in an unconsciously sexual way. I seemed to have some conception of femininity and found that attractive.
I was attracted to girls by the third grade because there was a girl in my 3rd grade class with C-cups. I'm sure the rest of the boys in the class had their sexual awakening at around the same time.
pact1558 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:06:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait 3rd grade? Were they over weight? I honestly cannot see how thats possible.
Early bloomer, it happens. She was most certainly not overweight. She wasn't held back either. She just had large breasts at 8 years old. Stranger things have happened.
Precocious puberty, yup. Happened to me, but not so extremely because I got a monthly injection of something (with a huge dang needle, ugh) that could delay puberty/menarche/something, I don't remember clearly. This was because I also had growth hormone deficiency - if I hadn't taken those shots I'd be something like 4'5'' now instead of 5'0''.
For me it was second grade. I think I may have been the only person in my class that had a crush. That was also when I discovered I have a thing for redheads.
makemasa ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 16:01:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting boners when I was 6 around my hottie babysitters.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:19:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that would make you a dude who sucked off a lacrosse team and learned he was straight? I'm more shocked that a whole team of lacrosse players would be down to just go a little gay balls for a while.
Good point, all he established was he didn't like the dicks of lacrosse players. For a complete analysis, he should really try lots of different demographics. Substantial methodological changes need to be made before he can pass peer review for the American Sexuality Journal.
Oh snap. My mom said they knew I was straight as a baby. Any time a man entered the room I was trying to go say hi and hang out. lol
[deleted] ยท 331 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My toddler boy is obsessed with the guy from Panic at the Disco. It's one of the quickest ways to get him to relax for a nap is to find a video with Brendon Urie's face and put it on repeat.
Now I wonder if I'll be telling him that story when he's a teenager if he ends up coming out.
Wow! I always figured I was gay in the womb because I was strangling myself with the umbilical cord and had to be cut out rather than get near a snatch!
When I was about five years old, I was in the checkout line with my dad at the grocery store. Tapped him on the arm and pointed to a picture of Dolly Parton on the cover of a tabloid and said, 'Now that is a pretty lady'
That was when my dad knew.
Funny thing is, now that I'm an adult, blondes aren't usually my type.
alhoward ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:57:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I feel about my current 8mo old. Id be perfectly fine if he was gay, but he just acts so "boyish". If give him something new the order of operation is: hit it with hands, grab it and bash it on ground, suck on it a little, bash it some more, throw it across the room, race after it, bash it against the ground for good measure. He wants to take everything apart. I had nieces and they just seemed so much more gentle and more mentally stimulated than physically stimulated.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:09:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure straight is what everyone assumes when you're a baby anyway, so...
At first I thought that too but it got me thinking and I've noticed when I walk around with my boyfriend there are definitely some young children/babies that pay more attention to one of us than the other depending on their gender. It could just be my brain/observations trying to confirm this bias but I've seen it enough that I'm convinced you can tell for some babies/kids (not all, but definitely some)
When my best friend's parents went to find out their new baby's gender, the first thing they saw when they got a view of him was him pointing, with both hands, at his larger-than-normal dick. The doctor turned to them and just said "Well i guess there's no question here".
avogando ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 14:40:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 and started looking for pictures of naked women on the internet.
gtrogers ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 19:29:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You darned kids have it way toe easy these days. Back in my day we had to rely on stolen/shared porno magazines found in the forest or use the bra section in the JC Penny's catalog. shakes cane angrily
Holy shit. I wasn't the only one who found porn in the woods.
Cel_Drow ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:40:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes wonder if there was some unspoken hero before the age of the internet that was basically the Johnny Appleseed of porno mags. Nobody I've ever known who ever owned a porno mag ever threw it into the woods. Yet somehow many people found porn in the woods.
That would be me -Johnny Appleseed of Playboy. Bloody hell, I wasn't hiding my stash in the woods for somebody to find ... it just seemed like the best place to hide it so my mother wouldn't find it -in the woods, under a bridge etc. But I'd like come back the next day and it would be gone.
Holy shit 8? I didn't realize until I was 11 or more I think.
Mikeyxx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a concerned and aware parent...I was going through my 8 year olds search history. In his voice searches I could hear him whisper "naked girls" in a hushed tone.
I actually don't remember what my first proper porn was. Before that though, I remember the good ol days on Newgrounds.
ordonuts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually stumbled onto a website of a woman stripping at party. Kept watching even thought my computer was in a living room and my parents were home. My friend was there too and he didn't comment about that till years later. We were 10 at the time.
I'm still not entirely sure. I find some women sexually attractive, but I don't want to fuck them, and I am sure I don't feel romantic feelings toward them.
This. A sexy girl turns me on. But it's going to make me want a dick, not chow down on some clam. And I've never been able to maintain a romantic interest in a girl. I've slept with a few girls, but I've never been able to be real enthusiastic about it.
It is hard, but certainly possible. I think I'm pretty lucky. I've been with a very understanding non-asexual man for the past ten years. It's difficult at times, but we try to compromise.
Just chiming in to say it's very possible. My fiance helped me find out about asexuality just before we stared dating, so she knew all along. A lot of the time if they like YOU, being ace is just another thing that's so you to love.
I understand! The idea of doing anything sexual is not appealing at all nor am I interested in romance. I just find the female form to be so hot sometimes. I can appreciate the hell out of a nice ass, but I don't want to touch it!
I understand completely. I enjoy the female form and sometimes flirt with girls, but I don't enjoy doing things with them sexually. I guess that makes me a tease.
Dude, I specifically remember wondering as a small child why I felt so "weird" about that movie and watched it on repeat with my friends. It wasn't until mid-twenties that I realized that I was literally sexually attracted to him. (The area, I suppose.)
ivquatch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Bowie's costume made him sweat a bunch, especially around his crotch, so he jammed a bunch of potpourri into his pants to smell less like ball sweat. The director thought it was hilarious, and told him to keep it. At least, that's what I heard
Director: "Damnit, Bowie! What the hell?! There's a 16 year old girl on set, and you're stuffing your crotch?!!"
Bowie: "Stuffing...? <looks down> Oh...um...it's...potpourri! Yes, potpourri! All these lights are...um...causing me to excessively sweat, so...crotch smell?"
Director: "...Well, why didn't you say so? I'll have make-up get some deodorizer for you."
I actually grew up thinking everyone was attracted to men and women, but you partnered up with the opposite sex just because. As I got older and learned about different orientations, I identified as a lesbian and then as bisexual, however...
I had my first kiss with a girl in HS. I'd been crushing on her for years, but when we finally kissed I thought, "Her lips are too soft. Everything about this is too soft. Why am I not turned on right now?"
I went on to have exciting, hot sex with various men, still identifying as bisexual. I told myself the only reason I'd been exclusively dating guys was because they're the only ones who pursue me. I'm too shy to be the pursuer and too feminine to attract the attention of lesbians.
A couple years ago, I decided to look for women on dating apps. I never replied to any messages I got. I never felt any serious interest in the girls I matched with.
I'm slowly coming to terms with identifying as straight, or at most "heteroflexible". I fantasize about girls, masturbate to girls, crush on girls. But guys are far more sexually and romantically exciting to me, and I find myself choosing to spend my sexual/romantic energy on them instead of women over and over again when faced with the choice in real life. I think that makes me, for all intents and purposes, more "straight" than "bi".
I am similar. I enjoy sexy women, I have fantasies, but I'm super happy in my heterosexual realtionship. Somehow cock is jyst, better....
rslogic42 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:21:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sound like the female version of me. The moment I found "heteroflexible" I knew it was the closest single-word definition that fit.
I have only ever crushed on girls, but the fantasy of being a man's play-thing still turns me on. In actual practice, though, it has never been as good as in my head. Whenever I go on apps or CL to check out guy's postings, the fantasy still works, but I very rarely want to get out of the comfort of my home to do anything about it.
I'd still touch or suck a dick with no problem, but I don't feel like going out of my way for it. I'd drive a couple hundred miles for a very attractive woman though.
Airstew ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:08:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her lips are too soft. Everything about this is too soft. Why am I not turned on right now?
But like, that's the best part about girls! They're always so soft and smell amazing. I'm a straight dude and I could never even imagine being into guys, they're total assholes and are disgusting and have weird faces/bodies. I honestly don't understand how anyone could be attracted to anyone who isn't a girl. They're just so fucking perfect.
But hey, the fact that a significant part of the population isn't into girls means that sometimes one will be really into me and I get to have sex with them in a way that is mutually gratifying for both of us! I may not understand what straight girls see in me but I appreciate it so fucking much anyways.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:24:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, people have different tastes. I'm straight but it's not the testosterone-laden guys that turn me on. I have a thing for really effeminate guys that look young and soft and scrawny, instead of the hairy, muscular, "manly" men. I was so sad when beards became trendy.
snemand ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:26:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw a woman, think she's a therapist, who had developed this scale of sexualism with one end being totally hetero and the other totally homosexual.
She went on about averages in her "research" (putting this in " because I don't remember how scientific she was) and she said that men were generally at either end of the scale whilst women rarely were. They were often at a 3-4 (one end being 1 and the other 10) or 7-8 meaning that in most cases they were attracted to one sex but could see themselves with the other.
Humans are complicated. I think that for many it's dependant on the person. Sometimes the attraction is purely physical, sometimes the mind is what is attractive.
It's perfectly fine to be 90% into guys and 10% into girls, doesn't make you less bi. But if straight is easier for you or what you prefer, don't mind me!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like me. Being bi has been such an incontrovertible part of my identity for so long that coming to terms with being mostly straight is really unsettling.
[deleted] ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 13:49:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the video for Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted Snake"
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:48:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When?"
"Elementary my dear Watson"
parkaprep ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My first girl crush was Emma Watson when I was ten. I didn't want her sexually yet but figured that if we got married, it would be like having a sleepover every single night and cuddling and stuff. That didn't make me gay or anything.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh GOD
It was then that I realized I had a thing for watching two guys do stuff
And as a chick I had no Idea what that meant and was very confused/terrified and incredibly aroused
Good times.
Selphie12 ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 15:15:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I sat down one day and thought "Y'know, I'd love to be gay or bi, but vaginas are pretty gross. I don't even like my one. Why would I trust my face in someone elses."
[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:32:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats so funny, I knew I was straight when I had the exact opposite reaction to vaginas!
This is exactly how I realized I was straight too.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude felt the same way. At one point I was like fuck guys I'm done with them. But then I had the same thought. don't want to deal with another women's shit and boobs and vaginas gross me out. Not in a bad way. I have many bi, les, and gay friends. Lol it was a funny and frustrating thought!
You might just have some deferred maintence on yours. A little bit of elbow grease and then keeping up the recommended maintenance schedule should have you in possession of a not-gross vagina.
Fuck, I don't know. You're further along in this shitty game than I am
Datdus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:54:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor girl.
[deleted] ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 15:57:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
14, interacting with my first boyfriend: "I want that d" (didn't get it btw)
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:58:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Tylensus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:19:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so weird seeing people my brother's age on here. I assume most redditors are older than me, but the longer I'm trapped on this god forsaken website, the less true that is.
S62anyone ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:12:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serious question....If you were that frisky at 14 can I ask if you did the whole casual sex thing for many years or did you only sleep with guys you dated?
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:53:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is still a virgin
Many years? I'm only 16! (Oh god, do my comments read like an older lady? O.o)
Edit: Words
[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always assume everyone is like 20-30 on Reddit. It never made sense that someone could be younger than that.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:15:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, none of my friends even know what Reddit is, so you're kinda right
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on a second. I'm 14 and on Reddit. Mainly because of /r/DestinyTheGame though.
The main reason I am on /r/AskReddit is because of the funny answers you see. Helps me relieve stress.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same! Before I made a reddit account, I used to read old /r/askreddit posts when I was bored
Yeah. Kind of sad but I read ask reddit to see how people live their lives because I'm currently 17 and have been extremely ill(hospitalized for 50 days 6 surgeries) and not been able to go to high school and enjoy it like everyone else. Sometimes I find myself spending hours on ask reddit and it always makes me smile seeing how weird and unique everyone is.
Really? In freshman year of high school my friends (ok one friend) would talk about reddit a bunch, especially /r/cringe and /r/cringepics and everyone else in the class had also heard of it, he was cool so I tried it out
TheMonarK ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:50:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it weird that I started browsing reddit 7 years ago when I was 10?
I didn't know it was a thing until last year really (when I was 29). But at 10 I was browsing other forums for video games mostly but the conversations would often stray from games to other topics.
TL;DR: No, not weird.
xande010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not at all. When I was 10 I would read online forums all day. The internet is such a goldmine, even to kids. You can read about conspiracy theories (I used to watch X-Files and read tons and tons of conspiracies), gaming related stuff (when I was 11 I would play Tibia a lot, and I learned lua programming while having fun), etc.
Reddit is just several of these put together. I know I would've loved it as a kid. There are so many amazing communities here.
Hello, Younger Me. Your life is going to be SO MUCH FUN. Enjoy it, be safe, be smart, and learn to trust your gut. Also, guys get clingy fast; watch out for that. Otherwise have fun, sweetie. PM me if you need or want to.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:19:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much! It's nice to get a little positivity about this stuff
Xomnik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
14 is when I was finally first kinda interested, which apparently kinda feels late compared to everyone else.
But I was sure I was alone so I've had no 'romantic' social interaction and bam now I'm an adult and don't know where to start
How old are you? I didn't get my first girlfriend until I was 18 and had no experience before that. Sure it was weird, awkward and a lot of learning was involved (she hadn't had anything serious before me). But it happened. Some of my friends are 19 and haven't had a serious girlfriend. Don't worry, it'll happen.
Xomnik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few years older... I don't know why but I click on every relationship thing on askreddit, and it probably doesn't help, but I do see that there are lots of people that just... are like me I guess in having no experience and now being old enough that having these beginning feelings and not really knowing what to do so not acting on any of them is where we're at.
There's just a lot I think about, but I could go on about useless stuff for a while, so that's a condensed version on how I feel I guess
Yes, same. I remember wanting nothing more than someone to cuddle up with and be completely comfortable with, it wasn't even about the sexual aspects. And then it just sort of happened, I found someone who I think is cute and put in a lot of effort into talking with her. Slowly we grew to like each other and started to hang out more. I asked her to come to prom with me, and since she was pretty much my girlfriend without the title she accepted. After prom it became official. We didn't actually kiss until a month and a half later.
Xomnik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:23 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Now that it's getting to be around the holidays, and I'm working a lot, when I'm not working, laying in bed is all I do. Being depressed and feeling very... unemotional... I just feel empty. In the end I'm glad I have my family, otherwise I'd really have nothing
Work is draining dude... You need to force yourself to get out of bed. That's really bad. Go hang out with friends and if you don't want to do that go for a walk for the sake of not being in bed. But keep up your social contacts!
28 year old woman here- remember being boy crazy as early as kindergarten and actively wanted to experience sex from about the age of 12 (lost virginity at 15).
Johnny90 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:37:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl here. I've wanted to have sex since before I knew what sex was. Was 9-10 when I started masturbating. Didn't start menstruating until 13. Misconceptions like this, which were actually perpetuated more by my church than anything else(boys want sex and girls don't unless they are sluts/nymphos!), are the reason I thought I was disgusting for years though...
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 22:25:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go with 1. there's almost no way you remember something from when you were 3 years old, and 2. three year olds do not have any sort of sex drive, so if this even happened at all you were probably just trying to look up her skirt because kids do random shit, and not because "dude I'm 3 and I love vagina".
That reminds me - 2nd grade. Here in India, pools have different hours for men and women. So I had this after school swimming class. This girl in my class came out of the pool wearing a swim suit. I remember my jaw dropping and smiling at her like an idiot.
Tylensus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:24:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meg's voice always got me. Great choice of VA on Disney's part.
wahootim ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:19:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After getting my first real job after college, it was Thanksgiving and home was a 16 hour drive, but New Orleans was just a few hours away. I went and grabbed a cheap hotel room and explored the french quarter. I rolled into a bar to start my evening off and started chatting with the locals. I was a few drinks in before I realized that I was in a gay bar.
Growing up (in my mid forties now) I had a neighbor whose son was gay. He was about 10 year older than me and I counted him as a friend. So the realization that I was in a gay bar was a bit surprising, but I wasn't freaked out or intimidated by my situation. It was novel and the guys were all so nice.
There was one fella that was about my age who had been chatting me up when the realization came and I turned to him and said, "I just realized that I think I am in a gay bar and that means you are probably hitting on me." I said it with a slight smile on my face and I am sure a little bit of amusement showing in my eyes. He replied that he was surprised that I didn't know and that yes he was hitting on me. I told him that I was straight and we then preceded to discuss what it meant to be gay or straight. He asked my why I thought I was straight.
I then said with a clarity that only the right amount of inebriation can give you, "Every time I look into woman's face I wonder what she would look like when she is cumming. When I look into a man's face, I don't want to know."
We both concluded that I was straight. We continued to drink, hit a few more bars and only parted ways when we both found more suitable company to satiate our desires. I really like New Orleans and have been back a number of times since.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:45:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I might have been bi until I was like 22. Eventually I tried fuckin' a dude, been comfortable in my straightness ever sense.
If that makes sense.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda, but I'm sure I'd get a lot of shit for admitting it IRL.
My current policy is the only reason I don't fuck dudes is because I have yet to find a guy who's sexually attractive. Probably something most people would agree with if they really thought about it.
After further investigation, the model doesn't indentify as a male
I consider myself a girl only because of the world we live in. For example, if I wear a skinny jean, a crop top, and makeup, people see me as a girl, so I feel obligated to say I am a girl. But I would rather live without definition
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:22 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Serious respect there. With how easy it is for people to get caught up in their self identity and what they present and all the trouble that can cause, this person just lets you address them by what they look like.
I was in Jr. High. My brother brought a random entertainment magazine home. It had Vanna White's name on the front page. I knew she was pretty so I looked through it and found it. It was one of her earlier nude pic. Nothing hardcore just her in a see through teddy. I looked at it and memorize it. I got bored and flung it. It landed open and face down. Later my mom was cleaning up and picked up the magazine, she looked at the open page. Guess which one it was. Yup, she ripped out the little square and put it up. Later I fumbled through it and it was gone. http://imgur.com/1z2F4Ii
Boys have given me butterflies in my tummy since I was in preschool. College experimentation with women proved to be physically exciting, but I've never been emotionally fulfilled by a woman in the same way that I've been able to connect and fall in love with men.
I am the same way but with woman, during college experimentation my then girlfriend said we had to make sure we weren't gay, we made out with our own sex, and proceeded to hate it and tell our friends to never tell anyone.
I always thought girls were soppy and didn't want to have anything to do with them. My friend Andrew and I used to talk about having a house together when we were older which would have lots of clever gadgets. It was going to be great. Two guys and no girls.
Then I saw a picture of a naked lady and decided on a change of plan.
My dad used to subscribe to Playboy and I went through a bunch of old issues and ripped out the centerfolds. I knew I was straight and that I strongly preferred blondes.
thudly ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:43:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was around 9 years old. I found an erotic novel in a box of books in a closet. I started reading it. I got a boner and started tugging it when the hero of the story got to fucking his beautiful young teacher. Later in the story, some dude knelt down and started sucking him off. I skipped those parts. It wasn't out of homophobia. I was only 9. And nobody was watching me, so if I was gay, I probably would have skipped everything but those gay parts.
I just really was only interested in the dude banging women.
[deleted] ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 13:50:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sanferns ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sophocles wrote three plays involving Oedipus and his family that were meant to be experienced like a trilogy: Oedipus the King/Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, and Antigone.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During a FFM threesome. Was disappointed everytime it came to the FF action but excited for the d
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:04:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the 3rd grade at a school that went to grade 8. Some of the classes put on a show for Christmas and one of the older grades did some kind of dance routine. There was one girl who just danced her heart out, and I couldn't take my eyes off of her! It wasn't just that she was pretty but also she had this confidence and made it seem like it was no big deal. She was a bunch of grades older, and there was no way I would have ever talked to her. But I remember seeing her at recess after and just being in awe. I didn't even know why haha.
egnards ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:46:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess when you're young and naive you always kind of just assume you're straight even though you don't have a word for it - You're just normal [not that being gay isn't normal. . I just mean you don't really think about those things].
In 1997 I was 10 years old - my dad and I were set to watch the Mike Tyson vs Holyfield fight on our totally illegal cable box up in my brothers room [he was away on a trip], dad was downstairs at the time. I was flipping through the totally not legal channels and saw one naked girl on top of another naked girl going at it 69 style, I didn't know what the hell it was but I really liked it - - -I also knew I should change the channel when I heard my dad walking up the stairs.
. . .that was my first inclination that I was straight, or at the very least liked girls.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:12:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm female and I was about five. Saw a Marlon Brando type in tight jeans. Dreamt about him that night in a graphic fashion. Told my mom the next morning and she begged me to never tell anyone.
Tylensus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:26:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You let mama down, lil' miss.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been 57 years and she's passed, so maybe I'm safe. :) Still remember it because it was pretty precocious and interesting and somewhat unnerving to think of now.
soychild ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:43:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was when as a teenager I realized I got terribly shy around a cute guy, but the second a pretty girl walked in I want to befriend them immediately and ask what brow pencil they use.
The first couple times I fucked a guy I just wasn't that into it. I feel like I was just going with the flow, doing what everyone else told me to do, but it just felt... wrong somehow. I don't really know how to describe it. I sort of avoided dating because of it. I think I always knew, I just wasn't ready to accept it.
When I left my small town to go to college in the city I suddenly found that on my own, away from all my friends and family, even though it was scary, there was a real excitement to it. I could be whoever I wanted to be.
I was at a party and pretty drunk. I started talking to a girl... One thing led to another. The first kiss was awkward but exciting. Then the floodgates opened.
I'm going back home for winter break soon. Still a little nervous about telling my parents. Wish me luck Reddit.
jgwink2 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:29:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 or 8 I went with my mom to visit one of her friends from college - for the purposes of this story we'll call her Cathy.
Cathy was a stay at home mom with 2 daughters and used to watch some of the neighborhood kids after school until their parents got home, they were all girls probaby 5 in total. My brother and I spent the day with them and it was somewhat awkward. Spending any significant time with girls at that age is kind of weird as a boy, cooties and all that stuff, but our mother was having fun so we muddled through.
After awhile the adults wanted some time to talk alone so all us kids were sent to the basement to play. Upon arriving in said basement all the girls lined up on the couch and started chanting 'the dirty diaper dance'. I had no idea wtf was going on but after a few seconds of dancing somewhat erratically all the girls dropped their pants and underwear and full frontal flashed my brother and I. From that point on I started paying more attention to girls.
Be gentle, and communicative. She needs to talk to you too. If it hurts, STOP.
Go slow, don't expect to get your dick wet on the first session. Make a weekend out of it, with lots of encounters to go further each time. Kiss, fondle, delicately stretch. Don't do anything quickly. The muscle contracting quickly is what hurts st the very beginning.
Lube, lube, and more lube.
Make sure you're eating healthily the day or two before hand. Clean movements, will be the most 'cleaning' you really need, but a little bit of soap & water can clean the outside. If you're afraid of shit on your dick. Don't fuck ass. Shit happens.
Bottom line: don't dive in. Take your time. She'll like that you drew it out into a long pleasure event. You'll be happy she was prepared and relaxed enough to catch a D.
Because I'm curious what inspires someone to be an asshole to a complete stranger. You know, you had a choice. You could be a shitty person or, well, just about anything else. You could have just said nothing and saved yourself the energy. But you chose to interject with crude, disrespectful, and unsolicited opinion. So why? Are you an unhappy person or something? Does it make you feel better to be an asshole? I'm just trying to understand.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't being an asshole. You have a very low threshold for what is considered "mean" or asshole-ish, especially considering this is the internet. Real life interactions require a certain base level of decorum and pleasantry, but on the internet pure unbridled banter goes. I was criticizing his choice of where to stick his dick, and giving my reason, as simple as it is, for why I think it is wrong. Opinions also do not need to be solicited on a relatively open forum such as reddit, that is the entire point. I am also not at all an unhappy person, I don't expect you to believe me, because I suspect you will find it easier to convince yourself I am just some raging troll who is fat and has a neckbeard, life is simpler that way for you, which is fine, I don't really care. I'll answer any other questions you have.
Sexual orientation does not equal sexual acts. Lots of gay guys don't receive or do anal at all. Getting pegged by a girl with a strap on is still straight sex.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:50:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right? I hate this attitude. I also hate guys that say shit like that then expect me to turn around and love it.
Which has what to do with my answer? The question was pointed at me...when I realized I was straight. You wanna broaden it to other people, post your own question.
Just saying a lot of gays guys don't want dicks in their asses either. Why so sensitive?
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:47:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:32:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lel he is mad about being called gay even though he knows he isn't, he must be in denial guys, right? Amirite? :DDDDDD
ythms2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:33:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you can be gay and also not want a dick up your ass
Anders_A ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel someone has to inform you that that does not mean you're straight. I know plenty of homosexual people who do not like dicks up their asses. And a lot of heterosexual people who do.
Whether you like dicks up your ass or not is not a good indicator of sexuality.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I'm actually straight lol.
I kid, but I'm gay and don't like cock in my ass.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some gay guys don't either, for what it's worth.
Both groups are missing out. I'd figure any guy that's had a prostate orgasm would agree.
Vike92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even a little bit?
Yurei2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know lots of gay guys that dont want to be fucked, butt to fuck instead. Just cause you dont like penetration doesn't rule out you not liking guys :P
I was a late bloomer but I had sneak peaks in kindergarten and when I was young in general. I didn't actually start full blown hormone like like girls until like 8th grade it was overnight
I was in Kindergarten, playing Mopsy in the Peter cottontail play we were putting on for the school. That's when I realized I was in love with Jared, a freckled red head who was playing Peter. Unfortunately, since I'm the play, I was his sister, we could never be together.
But I knew I liked boys even then.
The next crush came two years later, when I was in second grade. Garrett was the coolest kid in our grade. He had braces, and got to change the colored bands based on holidays and things. He also had super cool blue glasses. I liked him so much I tried to convince my mother to get me glasses and braces, even though my eyes were fine and my teeth were perfectly straight - just like me.
My crushes continued through elementary, middle, and high school. But I never was kissed until shortly after my 18th birthday, by a boy I went on my first date with. He was in college, and therefore, super cool. Even though, looking back, he was kind of weird. Nothing came of it.
However, I can't say with 100% certainty, that I knew I was straight until I had sex. Because really, how can you know if you've never experienced it?
My first partner didn't do a very good job of solidifying my sexuality. We had very little sexual chemistry and it felt more like an obligation than something fun. But I loved him, so at least there's that.
It wasn't until my second partner, when I actually learned to enjoy sex, that I knew, for certain, that I was indeed straight.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:07:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my boyfriend suggested I try Viagra.
silvernug ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:26:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So there I was , sucking the biggest dick this side of the Potomac , when I suddenly felt like something wasn't right . I finished of course, as all professionals do, but from that day on only taco was on the menu .
I remember having a crush on a girl when I was in kindergarten. I couldn't really conceptualize what I felt, but I thought she was good looking and I liked her.
crusoe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:03:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush was a little brown haired girl with freckles in kindergarten.
I saw one, liked it, then got curious and saw the other, and it did absolutely nothing for me
Iomena ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:29:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was about 10 and I would daydream about the "horror" scenario of going to school and all the kids being forced to have sex with each other.
I had a shortlist of the girls I would choose if I was forced.
Eventually I realized I was not daydreaming about a badass horror scenario. I realized cooties were a rightwing conspiracy theory, and sex would be cool.
I'm late so no one will see this but here goes. As a child I was an actor, so I grew up around gay men. My dad was so worried about this he used to bring me the calendars they used at work (he worked on a power station) for me to keep, all nudes of course. I loved them, hell, even as a four year old I used to go missing in department stores and would always be found at the book section looking at the fiction books to see if there was cleavage on display on the covers.
I had "girlfriends" from when I was five. I've always loved women. It wasn't until I got older and understood homosexuality that I realised just how damn straight I was. Being in acting and having tons of gay friends I simply used the "jaw drop test". I can recognise a damn good looking man, but only damn good looking women make my jaw, literally, drop. I didn't even get to have an "interested, maybe I'm bi" phase. Just always the women.
Jokes on me though, women aren't interested. Ces't la vie.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of the jaw drop test! That's awesome lol.
It's simple and it works. I learnt about it from a gay man when I was around 13.
lishu_uk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:11:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a serious response, I remember when I was a kid (not sure of age) being aware of the concept. At that time I still thought girls were boring and just wanted to play football with my mates or throw rocks at stuff.
For a very short period of time I think I had the misconception that gay men were just guys who didn't like girls. Some time after that girls started getting boobs and I had hair on my balls and things changed.
That's how I felt watching Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
ItsLoudB ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:50:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around my 20s.
I was straight already, but i think that up to a certain age, you just like what everyone else likes, because you're supposed to. But then you start to recognize and appreciate a round ass, start to develop your own tastes and stuff.. Things that i can't appreciate in a man, i don't even recognize a good looking man from an ugly one, unless the difference is really extreme..
Maybe making this realization is the reason i'm not homophobic, i'd be honestly curious to try it, but i'm sure i don't like men, so..
Had my first crush in like kindergarten. Then whenever Britney Spears got big, the "Hit me baby one more time" video got 2nd grade me hard everytime. In fact, it still does to this day.
Never realized it. I just always liked girls. If there was a time I realized it I guess it would be second grade. I wanted to kiss all the girls in my class, but I wanted to kiss the cuter girls more. I have never had an attraction to men or considered why I don't. I doubt my sexuality is something I'll ever spend much time evaluating. There is so much more that defines a person other than sexuality.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:57:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 or 4 year old watching I Dream of Genie DVDs in my parents room alone. In one episode she pretended to work in a hospital for some reason, I don't remember why. One of the patience was an asshole and a womanizer and was played by a super attractive actor. Or at least 3 or 4 year old me thought so. At one point he grabbed Genie and held her down on his bed against him. I felt like embarrassed but happy and I knew I liked it but didn't know why. I thought I needed to pee, went pee, then reminded it when I got back. It made me feel like I needed to pee again, I went, no pee. I tried to find that episode so many times but not being able to read and going off the thumbnails made it impossible.
Basically the start of so many kinks from that scene.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:09:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize it until I was in my 20s. Growing up, I figured I was straight, but I wasn't sure because I never had a boy crazy phase. But at the same time, I didn't find myself into women, either. Then, just a few years ago, I realized I was turned on by men but that I simply had really high standards for that and that perhaps I've mostly been more brain-driven before and that made me completely swear off physical intimacy. But I've noticed that my attraction to male body parts has also grown exponentially since I first had sex.
I was never "asexual" because I've always been very sexual, but I was purposely inexperienced growing up (religious/spiritual beliefs mainly kept me from sleeping around but also just the principle of it) so I wasn't really sure of how much I was into D, lol. Now, I know I'm into that and quite a bit into that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not only attracted to intelligence, though. I like physical attractiveness lol. The reaction I get is different... if someone's only hot but not smart, it'll be a primal attraction, but if they're smart and not so hot, it'll be more like admiration rather than biological attraction?
I need a combination of both. I like to think I'm a combination of both, too, so....
As someone who's bisexual and has known my whole life, these responses are pretty interesting. Usually when you hear a "I realized I was gay" story it's about some kind of big sexual experience with someone of the same sex. I'm really identifying with all the responses here like "yeah I saw a scantily clad woman when I was 6 and just couldn't stop enjoying the cleavage".
Since I was 3, most kids pretended to hate girls and said they had "cooties", I didn't and I liked them and had gotten my first kiss when I was six. Fast forward to today and I'm a lonely loser playing games with some idiot friends.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:02:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never not been straight. To me this question is like asking "when did you first realize you were right-handed?" Probably around the same time I decided that it was easier to eat with my right hand than with my left hand. I never had to think about it at all until someone explained to me what sexuality is when I was five, at which point I learned that some people like girls and some people like boys. I knew I liked girls, and that was that.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:33:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far as I can remember I've always been attracted to girls, but I remember giving a girl a dandelion in kindergarten and getting a spark plug in return from her.
csyhwrd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:00:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In kindergarten, my mom aunt and their children went shopping at macy's when checking out their purchases my mom noticed I was missing. Code Adam went throughout the store. They found me in the lingerie section groping a mannequin's ass.
I know that this question was meant to be satirical, but I enjoyed reading people's serious answers to it.
Personally, I don't think it's a stupid question to ask anyone. I totally understand that someone who is attracted to the same sex as theirs might quickly get sick of the "when did you find out you were gay" question. But I still find it to be an interesting question, just as I find asking straight people when they realized they were straight interesting.
As some people have said in the comments, straight is often viewed as the norm and most people might think they're straight until proven otherwise (or not). So I guess even straight people have a moment when they realize that they are not just "fitting in" but are actually attracted to the opposite sex.
David Duchovny was a puberty bombshell for many of us females back in the 90's. Once I started rationalizing how maybe it could work out once I turned 18 even though it was a big age difference (he's like 20 years older than me?) there remained little doubt.
Ironically, my current boyfriend of many years has about the same age difference. And I no longer find David Duchovny attractive at all.
When I was around 10, a boy I liked at school made me feel 'warm' between my legs and I thought I pee'd myself. Turns out I was sexually attracted to him.
I did begin to wonder if I was gay because I loved musical theatre and dancing and always joined my girl friends to paint and talk about fairies instead of playing football with the boys, but then I remembered how I felt seeing the girls get into their tutus and stuff and knew I was straight.
I didn't realize I was categorized as "straight" until much later, but I realized I was attracted to girls in kindergarten when a girl with white sneaked interested me, thus my first crush.
I wasn't the one to realize I was straight, it was my dad. I was around four years old, and me and my dad were watching the movie Titanic. At the scene when Jack was painting Rose naked, apparently, I said "Dad! Dad! What's happening?" As I pointed to my tiny boner poking at my underwear. He laughed and was happy to find out I wasn't gay. . .
I didn't have crushes at all growing up, and this made me wonder. I got married really young (arranged marriage), and I started actually, you know, doing it in my early twenties. Things started out strong, but my husband was emotionally abusive (at least...) and basically a child an adult's body, which messed with my head, as well as my libido. Of course, I blamed it on myself. I started wondering, every once and a while, if maybe I was just assexual or something.
I finally woke up and left him after 10 years.
Then the flood gates opened. Let me tell you, it was like getting hit with all the teenage hormones at 28, and there was no doubting what I wanted. I am straight. Flaming straight.
Had just been abused for my whole life up until then (by my dad before my ex), and, I guess, super repressed because of that.
My earliest memory was of a vivid dream when I was about 4 years old. In the dream I was in a massive all white space, lying on my back with a stack of maybe 100 hot women lying on top of me, I would bang the woman closed to me then she would climb to the top of the stack. And I would repeat the process.
It was really vivid and I remember the women were of various skin colour and hair type.
TL/DR: I had an all women orgy dream when I was 4.
I was at a house party my freshman year of college. I was dancing in a circle of people when a guy somewhat across from me thought I was dancing more at him, and went in for the kill. He moved in close and danced right in front of me for a couple seconds. I had just enough time to think, "okay this is kind of weird" when he started aggressively making out with me. I pulled away and was too surprised to really say anything so I just said, "yeahhhh...." and pointed finger guns at him as I backed out of the room.
TL;DR I kissed a boy and handled it awkwardly. Even drunk as hell I have no bisexual curiosities.
Rollec ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:45:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was this girl in middle school who would always stretch her back against the chair during music class. Her boobs would press against her shirt. I would check her out Everytime.
Middle school memories.
minja134 ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 15:21:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well people always assumed I was straight but were too afraid to ask, they wanted me to make that decision on my own. I pretended to be gay and dated women to fit in with social pressures, but it just didn't feel right. Eventually I had this wonderful woman who truly cared tell me, "hey it's okay if you're straight, people are becoming more accepting of it and it's no longer stigmatized." After her I dated my first man and everything felt right. I was a bit nervous to tell my mom as I thought she would be furious, which she was definitely a bit upset for a few days, but now everything is good and we are closer than ever. The woman who allowed me to accept myself will even be my maid of honor at my wedding next month. I'm so glad I came out as straight.
This is obviously all a satire as your question, but I'm sorry gay people have to often go through stuff and questions like this. Hopefully us straight people can learn from this question to be a bit more sensitive to not asking questions like this. Also be patient with us as often times we are asking because we want to understand and sometimes you might be the first gay person someone really meets and talks with and their perceived rudeness might just be because they truly just want to understand. This goes for anything different than what someone grew up around.
Whenever someone feels like they are different from the mainstream, it is difficult for them. It's not an indictment on the person who feels different, and it shouldn't be an indictment on the mainstream. There are those within the mainstream who go out of their way to make uncomfortable those who feel different; they are jerks. Don't let those jerks taint the way you view the mainstream.
... why is it insensitive to ask when a person realized they were a thing, if you're asking it to learn about them as opposed to asking to use it against them/ostracize them?
I think it's a comment on heteronormativity. The fact that we assume everyone is straight until they come out and even each individual assumes they're straight until that 'moment' they realise they're gay. It's just another way to treat lgbtq people as different because we wouldn't ask that question of straight people normally
Exactly this. I hate that people seem to want everyone to be exactly the same, people should be treated equivalently, not identically if that makes sense. Like sure you wouldn't ask this question of a straight person, but you also wouldn't blink an eye if a women walked into the lady's room like you would if a man did. They shouldn't be treated equally, but equivalently.
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully us straight people can learn from this question to be a bit more sensitive to not asking questions like this.
This was supposed to teach me this is a sensitive question I'm not supposed to ask? Shit, I didn't get that at all. I really enjoyed answering it and reading other peoples' answers.
oz6702 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:55:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, a commenter who understood the point of the question / didn't use it as an excuse to insult gay people. Seriously, the comments in this thread... I thought reddit was better than this.
Willzi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:07:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wot
Zhang5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is obviously all a satire as your question, but I'm sorry gay people have to often go through stuff and questions like this. Hopefully us straight people can learn from this question to be a bit more sensitive to not asking questions like this. Also be patient with us as often times we are asking because we want to understand and sometimes you might be the first gay person someone really meets and talks with and their perceived rudeness might just be because they truly just want to understand. This goes for anything different than what someone grew up around.
I can only speak for myself but I can give the perspective of a gay person. I don't normally mind when people ask this question! Now I must add a lot of this do with intention. Most people are just trying to understand more because they probably just never knew an openly gay person before. :) Also I have definitely had a few instances of people who were questioning their own feelings and ended up asking basically this question as a way to better compare their feelings. Now those are definitely rarer but it happens and I think that reason in particular is why this question should not be discouraged!
The only time it ever really stung at all is when it's used to try and deny your own assessment. Eg: the first time my parents asked me when I knew - it's because they were still in shock and denial - they tried to say I was still too young to have known. But I love them and they came to terms, and I understand that even though they had used the question in a kind of offensive way - it's mostly because they had no experience with what the were dealing with. You gotta learn to forgive people for earnest mistakes made in error when they are clearly trying to do better. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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minja134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a woman :P, gay can be used as a general term and I was just using it to keep on theme with OP's question.
I know what you're going through. I identified as bisexual for a long time before I realised that it was because I wanted to fit in and that I wasn't really feeling it at the end of the day.
It still feels weird - only because the gay community seemed to accepting - but I feel better knowing that I accept myself fully and don't have to adhere to societal pressures.
Nerfo2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throughout middle and high school I'd always suspected I might be straight. I stumbled on some playboys in the garage when I was about 12. After paging through them, I thought to myself "well this seems alright." God my pants were tight. This went on for a couple years then my buddy got cable and they had HBO and Cinemax. Wow, moving boobs are way more fun to watch. Then as the Internet rolled around, I liked pictures of naked women way more than naked men. But what really sealed the deal... I was spending the night at a friends house when I was about 17 and he asked if I wanted to circle jerk. I didn't. The whole experience of even being asked to touch another mans wiener while he touched mine didn't appeal to me. I was pretty sure I was 100% straight. 8 years later, I found out my friend was gay. The memory of that "I'm definitely straight" night made a lot more sense after hearing that. We're still friends today, and we still joke about that night.
I used to wonder if I would always be straight, I worried that I would start liking girls. I have liked boys since I can remember but I legit used to fear being lesbian, no idea why. This was before I was a teenager.
I thought I was straight my whole life, but recently had a bad breakup and was hanging out with a lot of gay guys who hit on me all the time. I started thinking "well maybe I might like gay sex". I didn't.
The moment when I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was straight was when I had a dick in my mouth for the first and only time.
Thercii ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was on the fence for while but once my dick was in a Vagina I knew it was a place I'd want to spend the rest of my life visiting as frequently as possible.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Background: I'm a guy with a predominantly female name, raised by women. I grew up in Florida, where it was not uncommon for others to vast aspirations upon my burgeoning sexuality. And I've never had a problem admitting when a man is attractive, difference being that I've never wanted to act upon that recognition (save for wanting to look like them, so as to increase my chances of sex with women).
At 23, my HS GF left me for a woman. It devastated me, and renewed my questioning of my sexuality. So there I was, sitting on my male friend's couch, struggling with this confused state while he got ready for work.
I loved my friend dearly. In fact, I went on to date his sister for a number of years. But that's not quite relevant.
He exits the bathroom wearing only a towel. Plating his "amp up for work" music... "Staying Alive" ny the Bee Gees.
I can't really explain any further without seeming dismissive or like I'm generalizing. But for the first time in my young life, I finally understood and knew.
When I got a really good feeling watching Gem and the Holograms. And then Evilina, and She-Ra. And then Elvira. Needless to say, a downhill spiral of questing for a confident, forward, and dominant woman followed for a long time afterwards. I only recently came to the conclusion that such women do not exist.
The first time a another guy grabbed my ass at a club.
I was flattered but felt absolutely no attraction in return.
It hit me like a ton of bricks that there really were gay people and I wasn't one.
First time it ever really occurred to me. I was 19.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly only realized this recently (I'm sixteen)
I always identified myself as a straight dude but I never truly thought about it until recently.
I was looking at a picture and there was a dude in nice clothes and I was admiring how he looked, then my mind randomly was like, "He's extremely good looking but I wouldn't fuck him or really do anything more than admit that most women (and gay dudes) would find him attractive."
This made me think more and I decided that, had a girl been equivalently attractive that I totally would take a stab at doing more than just saying she's attractive.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 5-7. Trying to look at breasts all the time. ALL THE TIME.
LagQuest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went to kindergarten I would trade my sweets in my lunch to look at girls girly bits, a few things before this but this is the most obvious sign
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carrie Fisher.
Nfrizzle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first grade teacher was hot AF! And I had dreams about her naked quite a bit
I guess when I learned that being gay was a thing, and realized immediately "Nah, not my attraction." Luckily even if I was, my parents still would have supported me. Learned that when my parents thought I was gay because I hadn't dated anyone until senior year, and they were worried I was holding back for fear they'd disown me. Naw, I'm just a social wreck, my benefactors.
Oh shit! I have a story for this. So my dad is gay, he came out when I was really young. My parents still remained tight after the divorce though. Anyway, when I was like six or seven I told my mom "I know somr girls like girls and some boys like boys, but I like girls - is that fine?".
It's a sad state of the world to ponder this question because, honestly, I've never had to think about it. People assume you're straight. It's the social norm. I chased little boys when I was little, my first kiss was a boy and so on and so on...
I hope one day everyone will have the privilege of not having to ask themselves "when did I realize I'm attracted to [gender]?" then well can all be free to just love.
However, Leonardo DiCaprio in Romeo and Juliette probably helped me along in my journey of "straightness" lol
I used to have a recurring dream when I was very young where I'd find myself "coming to" in a deep, pillowy snow bank in the middle of a magical wintry storm in the far North.
An Ice Queen would arrive on a white chariot drawn by white horses and scoop me up and take me back to her wintry palace, where she would lay me in a sumptuously comfortable warm bed covered in down quilts.
She would hold me against her ample bosom, and I, being too young to comprehend what sexuality was, and the exquisite feast of the senses it would mature into as I entered the formative years of puberty, would burrow deep into her warm, soft, enormous bosom and feel complete contentment.
Later, when I discovered the wonders of masturbation, and then the even greater wonders of coitus, I would think back to my early childhood dreams of this loving Ice Queen with kindness that I was such a baller little kid.
Used to be bisexual until proven straight. Got a girlfriend. Now I'm straight until proven bisexual. Honestly I've just never seen a man I'm attracted too. But that doesn't mean I'll never see one.
Probably 1st grade. I was at a classmates' birthday party and gave this girl the PERFECT present (THE Barbie she wanted-my mom was cool back then and talked with her mom about gifts). She was ecstatic about it and ran up and game me a super long hug (none of the other boys got a hug for their shit-teir gifts) and I remember just how good that felt. It wasn't a mom or grandma hug- and that's how I got my 1st crush. Later in the day, we were playing hide and seek because it was out in the country, and she told me she liked me and asked if she could give me a kiss. I spazzed out and couldn't contain these new emotions and ran away, but I knew I liked her too.
bionix90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:59:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do I say this without sounding homophobic...
I've always known given that it's the default state in society. Gay people "realize" that they are gay because what they are attracted to doesn't match what mainstream society dictates they should be attracted to. A straight person doesn't really realize they are straight because everything goes along as society is telling them it should.
Did you post this without reading any other responses? I'm straight, and I clearly remember when I realized that I liked girls. This thread is full of people who have had that same experience.
xaapje ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a male.
I tried being gay once, and i did not mind a penis up my ass.
But i just cant stand the heavy breathing in my neck....
so i went back to being straight again.
When I was around 8 I saw two guys kissing and that was kind of when I started to realize that "boy and girl" wasn't the only relationship possibility out there. Until that point I never ever gave it any thought. I also learned that day that I was definitely a "boy and girl" type of kid because the thought of "boy and boy" made me go "EW".
After watching Aladdin. Jasmine was the sexiest!!!
Popboy11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure. When I realized gay people were a thing i'm like: Hm, I don't think i'm gay. Ironically, I might've been before that. I liked to look at bodybuilders for some reason, so maybe I was?
As a young, straight, extremely liberal college student studying musical theater, I inevitably fucked one of my bi friends after a cast party.
He had clearly been flirting with me for awhile, and I was awkwardly flattered, but open to it (I mean, even though I had only dated women, maybe there's one day I would become attracted to a different gender).
We were incredibly drunk, and spent more time talking/hanging than fucking, and I really did have a good time, so I have no regrets. But despite this, I still have not felt sexually attracted to him or any other man. The sex was good but just never felt truly passionate or euphoric; guess I just vaginas better.
You really are never gonna know it til you try it!
When I was halfway through sucking a dick and a thought popped in my head that said "maybe I DONT like sucking dick... maybe those 8 year olds on Xbox were joking..."
Nah, Im pretty sure I don't need to try some dick out to be sure that I'm straight.
ccooo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:47:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a moment in high school when all my friends came out of the closet around the same time, making me think hard about myself and whether I might be.
Then I looked at the women modeling lingerie in the JC Pennys catalog and thought "Nope, straight."
RyeRoen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's pretty easy to say that if you have truly never really thought about it then you are straight, and if you have thought about it you probably aren't completely straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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RyeRoen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"probably"
I'm speaking as a gay man here.
Tymbo2340 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:42:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After being grossed out by seeing 2 men kiss and getting a huge boner by seeing 2 girls do the same.
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 22:49:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miss_xox ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:39:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I wouldn't say I'm straight, I don't like labels, but I know I'm not gay. How? I tried lesbian porn and it does nothing to me, also I've kissed a few girl friends mostly in spin the bottle and it's definitely not the same as kissing a boy, I've tried imagining sex with a girl but it doesn't excite or even make me want to try it.And I've had two female friends telling me they liked me like more than friendship but I had to turn them down since I didn't feel the same way (still friends though). I've also always imagined myself with a boy in my adult life (my current boyfriend if we don't break up, ha this is up to him because for the moment I'm madly in love with him), yet I know everything is possible and I may fall madly in love with a girl tomorrow.
I'd just say I'm straight right now since I've only been attracted to boys all my life, but who knows about the future?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:46:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah um, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely straight. I know that's disappointing and all - men are a hassle - but you're as gay as the day is short. You're queerer than a $5 bill. Fruitier than a meat platter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my dad made me suck his dick and I did not enjoy it
Just because you and your friends feel that way doesn't mean most of the world does. Believe it or not a lot of North America and most of the world still doesn't think that way. It's also a useful thought experiment for young people first beginning to think about these things, especially if they come from homes that don't support LGBTQ rights. Even if you already understand at a superficial level that it's not a choice a thought experiment like this helps to understand it more fundamentally.
The point is OP themselves were posting it in a light-hearted way. I assume they themselves are probably queer and it was a bit of fun to turn around a question asked of most queer people and ask it of straight people. It's just a bit of fun that also doubles as a thought experiment and pokes fun at the assumption of heterosexuality a bit.
I was just pointing out that the commenter was probably taking it too seriously.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It makes people think about how sexuality is not always something you just grow up knowing. Many/most LGBT People do have a realization moment and believe it or not straight people do too. They just have been raised to think their attraction is normal so they don't think anything of it.
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๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly I'm glad we agree
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:25:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much every LGBT person is asked this question every time they come out.
nixalo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to a carnival in the Caribbean as a kid.
SalemG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fortunate in that I've never had any questions or doubts about my sexuality. What really affirmed it for me was when I realized that whenever I saw a beautiful woman, I would fantasize about looking like her and when I saw an attractive man, I would fantasize about being with him.
I didn't realize until I was in college. I didn't really date in high school (went to dances with people of the opposite sex because I was "supposed to," but wasn't really attracted to them. In college I had my first boyfriend and actually made out, etc. and enjoyed it. I still wasn't sure if I was solely into men until I "tried some stuff" with girls a couple times and distinctly didn't enjoy it.
My parents informed me that at the age of 3, they discovered a stash of Victoria's Secret magazines under my bed. Featuring Cindy Margolis.
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also, anyone remember the "what not to wear" intro when the girl was nude just about?
Yep. I'd make sure to watch TLC for the minute long intro each airing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried watching top gun and when that volleyball scene came up I tried so hard to get a boner. But nothing popped, so since then I've been fairly sure.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This girl named Alyssa in my first grade class who I thought the prettiest girl in the whole wide world. It was a rush of positive emotions every time I got talk to her, and I made it a point to talk to her as much as I could. She ended up moving though and my heart would find another but she was my first crush.
rouseco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I realized I liked boobies way before I knew what straight and gay meant... so I don't know when I realized it counted as 'straight' but I knew I liked boobs around like age ten?
I was in 3rd grade (8 or 9 years old ) and a girl in our class invited everyone to a water park for her birthday party. I didn't go but my best friend did. Before we left school on Friday I just blurted out "Hey, tell me how Teresa looks in a bathing suit."
I mean, she didnt have physical attributes, she probably wasnt going to wear a two-piece. I'd never said anything like that before. But in my head I wanted to see her with less clothes on.
bradzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i remember being four years old and staring at older guys i thought were cute (cashiers, grocery baggers, parents' friends' kids, etc) who fit the punky type i'm still attracted to. i think i've always known i like boys
ronton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In grade 2 I had an inner discussion about whether I prefer the way the girls' bums look in jeans or sweat pants. In retrospect, that's probably the moment.
cbcfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I vote sweat pants.
ronton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So grade 2 girls' butts look better in sweat pants?
Why don't you have a seat over here...
cbcfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well when I was in grade two girls didn't wear sweat pants. Just lots of polyester and some denim.
I've always known- as far back as I can remember. I was five years old and wanted to kiss a teenage boy (babysitter's brother) but settled for sitting next to him at church potlucks as often as I could. It never even occurred to me there were other sexual options until I was embarrassingly old, we're talking like 12 or 13. People are just born the way they are, I'm no exception.
omg, i love this question (you cleva rebel). I've never questioned my sexuality (totes hetero married), try not to buy into imaginary labels, and have always been able to admit when a sexy dude is sexy. Still tho, I just dont find man smells attractive, in fact its a clear turn off. My wife smells like home,... everywhere. No clear revelatory event,... but im probably straight.
The year was '97. I was seven, and my cousin asked if I saw Titanic, to which I said no. She then fast forwarded to the naked Rose scene. I saw my first pair of tits that day, and by God, they were glorious.
ForePony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know exactly when it started but I have seemed to have a fascination with boobs starting right after I was born.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pink power ranger
kobriks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had the opportunity to "experiment", and I realized that while kissing this girl is exciting, trying to get her off just isn't doing it for me. I even remember thinking I hope to hell she doesn't want me to go down on her.
Straight female here: my parents have season tickets to a major junior hockey team and I would always look at the players and say "he's cute" and same goes for a boy in my kindergarten class. Never really thought much of it. I was a kid, and mom and dad are together I just assumed that was all there was I guess. Never questioned it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You knkw, I've had sex with really hot men and women and I just don't really care that much about sex. I don't enjoy it, it's always been more of a burden than fun. Inb4 reddit advice but I just like making people think they want to have sex with me more than I actually like having sex.
weedn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 8-9, watching the movie "Blank Check" the scene where Preston and Shay are playing in the water fountain at night, there is a brief moment when you can see her underwear. Must have rewound that scene 50 times
I knew I always liked boys, but never really knew there was another option until I was probably 9 or 10. Even then, I didn't really think about it.
Then in middle school, my best friend confessed to me she was bi. I started thinking about it, and I realized - even though a lot of my friends were gorgeous, vagina just isn't for me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I had the fortune of being born.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 5, and a girl was over at my house. I just remember that at one point, she stood on her head on the couch and her shirt came up. I didn't know anything about sexual attraction at the time, I just knew that I liked seeing nipples on girls.
Rawbban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I experimented a little in my teens, just to sort of see what I was in to. And I think I somewhere realised that I just can't fall in love with another guy. And that I prefer the kiss from the opposite sex than from the same sex. Etc.
Anna Nicole Smith. Naked Gun 33 1/33. I just knew I wanted her.
ZXLXXXI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember sitting in class one day and noticing that the girls were nice to look at. Before that I'd had no understanding or interest in anything sexual. I think I was 13.
I don't know when exactly I "realized" it or started getting boney about it, but I know I was fairly young the first time I saw Susanna Hoffs in a Bangles video. I would always feel warm and fuzzy seeing/hearing her.
When I saw Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth. I think I was 4 or 5, I definitely didn't have any concept of sexuality, I just knew there was something 'right' about her.
I remember riding the bus home in 4th grade, there was this really pretty girl from my class sitting in the seat in front of me. As I was looking out the window I noticed I could see her reflection, and our eyes met. I blushed hardcore and I could see her do a kinda shy little smile. The rest of the ride we kept making this awkward eye contact. It was quite the steamy moment for 10 year old me ;). First time I remember really having that rush of excitement of being attracted to someone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a picture of a vagina in a Hustler magazine in middle school and I thought
"Well that's just alright"
At a Rocky Horror show, cigarette girl was only taking cash in her cleavage for concessions. Decided it was really creepy to feel anyone's boobs but my own.
JaronK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:25 on November 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not in the slightest, though what I fantasized about was quite weird. Sexual, but not sex exactly since I didn't know what that was. Mostly it just involved girl's bodies and nakedness.
gbiiird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a young man there where many instances of realizing that women made me feel aroused. Also many instances of society making that seem like the norm. As an older man, there have been countless instances of arousal from all sorts of different things other than what's considered straight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried watching gay porn and couldn't get hard and it left a sour taste in my mouth. Not saying I hate gays. I've had a gay friend since my junior year in high school.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm late but fuck it. I was like 10 and I accidentally watched an entire porno at 5 in the morning before school. It's called Naked Surrender. It was saved on our TiVo forever, I'd always scroll past it to watch Suite Life of Zach & Cody bc my mom would watch her shows after I went to bed and it would usually be on 90210 or Desperate Housewives when I sat down to watch after I finished my homework. One morning I woke up early and decided to watch it. I didn't know what it was, didn't read the description, thought it was a Naked Brothers Band spinoff. I had no clue why my dick got hard till like 2-3 years later from those piratebay ads soon after I'd had "the talk."
Preschool. Had a crush on a girl for the following 12 years.
I still love blondes.
Tarijeno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Christmas 1990; I was 7. The whole family went to see Home Alone in the theater. One of the trailers that played ahead of Home Alone was "Career Opportunities": a movie where a young Jennifer Connelly sneaks into and spends the night in a Target. There's a shot in the trailer where she suggestively rides a coin operated horse. Bam. Straight.
Words cannot describe how perfect a woman she was. Requiem for a Dream kinda ruined it for me though. Still, I'd pay $20 to watch 2 hours of that horsey-riding gif if they played it over and over in a theater. And then let me bang her. Please?
A gay friend of mine told me that when he was a little boy he used to watch Home Improvement and have sexual fantasies about Tim Allen. It was the gayest thing I've ever heard anyone say, and made me realize I'm not even remotely gay myself.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bisexual, and after reading a lot of these comments like "the first time I saw boobs" or "I've always been attracted to girls" I feel like I've had all these thoughts before and I thought I was straight. It took a long time for me to realize that I'm bisexual because of "the first time I saw a dick" and I've really "always been attracted to boys".
My grandpa left a USB drive at our house, and I decided to pop it into my computer to see what it was. It was porn. I thought I didn't want to see it, but I subconsciously knew "girl = romance, boy = friends".
When I was 5, there were 2 twins in my kindergarten class. My best friend and I would chase them because we had crushes on them, but then we'd run away in case of cooties.
Similarly to other people; being 4ish and going swimming with my family, I had to be supervised so I got changrd in the womens room with my mum. There were naked women in the showers and it fascinated me.
I thought I might be gay once, but I sucked a dick and didn't enjoy it
Veljeezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 years old. I was an immigrant in Germany and I had a tutor that was helping me learn my abcs. As she bent over to help me out I stared straight at her boobs/bra because her sweatshirt was really loose. I will never forget that moment as it clarified that I would be a dirty bastard my whole life.
I was pretty damn young. I figured it out when my cousins and I (one male and one female) were watching porn that we found and decided to try some of the things out. Our male cousin wanted me to try to stick it in his butt, but the desire to dick my female cousin was much greater. Childhood can be a weird thing.
I used to Google "naked girls" on the family computer when I was little and my mom was preoccupied. I didn't really do anything. Just sat there and looked because I knew I liked it.
was 4 or 5 getting skating lessons, and after one particularly energetic glide I careened into my young blonde skating teacher hands first - right on to her boobs.
she grabbed my wrists and moved them away but I couldn't stop giggling. obviously had an impact as I still remember it now.
When I thought being gay sounded awesome. Getting to wear flashy things, sharing clothes with your boyfriend, Being gossipy, etc. I just can't seem to make myself be with a guy sexually, god dammit.
In third grade I threw a giant size Hershey's Kiss at a boy's head. I still like men
eviljason ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was about 3 and I got a boner when some friends of my parents brought their cute daughter that was my age.
I then proceeded to run out into the room of adults naked and as hard as a math test to a Republican, pointing out my new discovery to everyone.
This was not a proud day for my family.
rblue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was sucking a guy's dick for the fourth time, and just realized I wasn't getting anything out of it. Just seemed one sided. I let him finish on my chest and into my beard, and my penis remained flaccid. I had to make a decision right then and there.
My mum broke her leg when I was around 5 years old. Her surgical team had two really attractive doctors--like MODEL hot.... they had the kind of beauty makes one question if that person is even human like the rest of us.
I knew then that I'd grow up liking boys. The ironic thing is I'm cisgender and heterosexual but because I don't dress in feminine clothing 80% of the time people assume I'm gay.
intunegp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Was in 2nd grade, at a female friend's birthday party. Female friend tells me she has to pee, I had to pee too. Follow her inside the house for directions to bathroom, she then invites me to follow her into the bathroom. She initiated the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" deal, I accepted. We both dropped our pants and briefly glanced at each others equipment. She then sat on the toilet and peed, so not wanting to be weird for standing up I did the same when she was done. Stood up and quickly pulled up my Power Ranger tighty whities, she giggles and points because the tip of my schlong was somehow sticking out the leg hole. Fixed it, we left the bathroom and went back to the party. Never spoke of it again and I went to a different school the next year, never saw her again...but from that point forward I lost the girls are icky mentality and started to pursue friendships with them.
At a sleepover at my friend David's age about 8 (1978).
We were both crashed on a hide-a-bed in the living room and his mom came over to kiss him goodnight. She asked me to close my eyes; I didn't. Glorious huge boobs swinging above my face. Not only did I suddenly become a lot more interested in girls, I definitely became a "boob man".
My friend Philip and I were looking at my friend Colin's dad's Playboys when we were seven or eight. Philip mentioned that his dick got bigger when he saw naked girls. I said mine did too. We thought it was the craziest coincidence at the time.
Hahahaha this reminds me of the confusing feelings I had for Jessica Rabbit around the same age
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Six or seven. Dawn of the internet. My dad used to get me free 1-5mb games from a site called shareware.com.
I eventually wanted more, so I tried getting on the site myself. I typed in "sharware.com" and, somehow, this equated to a porn site.
Que a full CRT-screen filling splash page of a woman in open-top lingerie and handcuffs.
I visited that site dozens of times. Never even clicked anything, just looked at the "ENTER - EXIT" page with that one image. Obviously I branched out after that, but I was like "YEP. I LIKE THIS."
The first time I saw boobies at the beach. I screamed look mom boobies, and she told me to be quiet that wasn't polite to say out loud, so I went to the lady and whispered "I can see your boobies". I've been a booby fan ever since. I was 3-4.
I had crushes on boys prior, but Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic was my sexual awakening. That car scene, I didn't really know what was going on but I knew I wanted to be Rose so bad at that moment.
chrynox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middle school science class, cute girl that sat behind me in class would occasionally talk and joke with me, but I didn't have any interest in her. One day she poked me on the shoulder to ask for help, I turned around and she was standing up beside her desk, she bent down to explain to me what she was struggling with, and her titty fell out for like 1.3 seconds. Caught my first glimpse of some nip and it was game over from there. Man, I love titties.
7th grade. I liked looking at girls, knew what sex was, but it hadn't quite hit me yet. Then, in PE, we were arranged in a circle, holding up a mat like an arena. People in side had to slap a ball into each others shins. It was fun. Anyway, a rather athletic girl bent over to catch her breath, right in front of me, and I could tell that something was different this time. Thank you, Olivia.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 20, I'd seen and touched a few dicks by then but a dudes jizz in my ass was the final confirmation that no, it wasn't my thing
I always knew I at least was straight, but there was a time I thought I might be bi. However, a bit of dick sucking with a close friend showed me that I was, in fact, completely straight.
Thjy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, I was never quite sure if I was bisexual or just straight. And then I had sex with a woman. And I realized there wasn't really much else I could want.
My friend's girlfriend is a volleyball player (we are all freshman) so we went to see her play. At first I was all pouty about it because we had to sit through the other volleyball games (varsity and JV) but then we started to watch the games and I suddenly wasn't bored anymore.
EDIT: fixed my own goddamn grammar because I am illiterate.
Also for clarification I have been questioning my sexuality for awhile now and my friends knew that but those volleyball games just pushed me over into that golden bin full of greats asses and nice tits.
rahsftw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 11, started drawing pictures of naked women.
When I was watch tv in the basement and I saw my first porno on HBO of two chicks fingering and fucking each other. I got the biggest boner and didn't know what to do with it. I was 10.
For once, I actually have a story for AskReddit. Potentially NSFW.
The scene was band camp, and I was 16. After a long day of clarinet practice and road tripping, 6 of us were holed up in a hotel room playing truth or dare. Our party numbered 2 girls, both very attractive, and one of whom I had been crushing on; 3 boys, one of whom was quite handsome and openly gay; and myself (male).
I had always been bicurious throughout school, and my unashamed appreciation for an attractive man mixed with my respect for personal space had made me somewhat popular with the ladies and apparently some of the boys. Unfortunately, I was like the stereotypical oblivious anime-protagonist, I had no clue.
The handsome homosexual, lets call him Michael, dared me to find 50 cents that he knew one of the girls had hidden in her D-cup bra. Shocked and excited as any 16 year old virgin would be, I skeptically asked her if ahe was up for it. After she bashfully reassured me (twice) that it was alright,
I reached in and found those quarters as fast as possible because I was sure she only agreed due to peer pressure, and I didn't want to make her uncomfortable. Still felt amazing for all 2 seconds it took me to find them.
Now before any comments calling me a paranoid fool: Yes she totally liked me, yes she and Michael probably planned that beforehand, and yes I still kick myself for not taking the time to enjoy it more it more. 16 year old me was an idiot.
Fast forward the end of truth or dare we are all lying in a giant cuddle-puddle on the queen-size bed. Micheal is on my right and the other girl is on my left. I am basically in bicurious heaven as shirts have come off at this point (not bras though). The girl on my left seems more interested in another guy which was a bummer, but on the plus side Micheal is cuddling up to me and stroking my downstairs through my PJ's. This obviously feels amazing as gay men are incredibly profcient at handling the goods, while I am thinking naughty thoughts about both Michael and the girl.
Micheal slips his hand into my PJ's, and I can't help but focus on him, at which point ArkeIight Jr. Starts slowly but surely getting smaller and smaller. I start thinking the sexiest things I can to avoid disappointing Micheal, who up until this point was very much enjoying himself. But it isn't working. The more I realize what is happening, the more I feel guilty about disappointing Michael and leading him on, and the less turned on I get, continuing the cycle. We quickly end up awkwardly lying there with his hand down my pants, a limp dick, and me feeling awful about probably giving him the most disappointing blue balls of his life.
I apologized quietly (we weren't alone remember) and we ended up cuddling the rest of the night, but it was more like mutually comforting each other through disappointment then happy snuggling.
Thats the story of how I found out I was straight.
P.S.I know this thread was probably meant to be sarcastic and passive agressive, trying to demonstrate that no one actually wakes up one day and has a sexual epiphany, straight or otherwise. But I actually had a moment where I suddenly realized I was straight, and I can attest to the fact that no one gets to choose their sexuality.
TLDR; I tried the homosex once but little willie didn't like it. I still feel guilty about accidentally leading the guy on.
It's interesting reading so many obviously male responses about seeing breasts or just an attractive woman and getting an erection or even merely "liking" it, as if that can only happen because you are straight.
People are so clueless about their own sexuality, or so averse to homosexuality that they want to act like they KNEW they must be straight when they were 4 years old because they sucked their mom's tit and didn't hate it.
I spent all of my teenage years watching lesbian porn, or straight porn but covering up the penis with my hand so I couldn't see it. One time, I was watching some late night skin flick on TV, and this good looking guy starts sucking this really nice looking penis. I was like "well, that doesn't look so bad." So I started to masturbate, and I just really didn't like it at all. Felt really gross inside.
Watched some regular porn and jerked it and fell asleep. I am 99% confident I am straight, but I mean, if a good looking man offered to suck my dick and he was clean and cool, like Brad Pitt or something, I wouldn't say no. A blowjobs a blowjob.
When I saw a girl with long brunette hair with bangs, glasses, cute checks, narrowing chin, about 5'4", very petite body wearing a blue parka and gorgeous brown eyes. Bonus: quite nerdy.
AKA: the day a fantasy was born.
Edit: this was long after I knew I was straight, as I'm 20 now. But this solidified it.
tekturbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my drop dead beautiful housewife next door neighbor would suntan naked in her back yard.
I remember my 10 year old self caught a glimpse of her walking out her back door on a bright sunny late morning with a towel wrapped around her. My ten year old mind wondered why she was wearing a towel. Then about 10 minutes later it dawned on me.
I ninja scampered to the fence separating our yards. I could see her in all her naked glory in between the cracks of our wooden fence. She made quite a habit of doing that. I was like Pavlov's dog. If it was sunny out and I could hear music from her boom box, she was there.
40+ years later and I still vividly remember that.
I came across what must have been a soft core porno on cable early in the morning when I was about 8 (1995ish). It was two women making out topless, one talked the other into doing it while her husband recorded it. The "experienced" one tried to take the other woman's panties off while they made out on a bed, but the woman couldn't take it and ran away...
That blew my 8 year old mind. I wish I knew what that movie was :(...
Paglol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being home from school one day - either I was sick or it was school holidays. Regardless of why, I was watching day time television. I wouldn't have been much older than 6 or 7. Back then they used to play Days of our Lives on TV around mid day. I was channel flicking and briefly stumbled across this show. It was scene where an attractive woman was seductively dressed and trying to seduce someone.
Instant boner.
I didn't quite know what was happening to my dick or why it had gone stiff and pushing against my pants, but I knew it had something to do with the beautiful woman I was watching. I had no understanding of sexual orientation back then, but I always think back to that incident as the moment I realised I was straight.
Kindergarten. There was a tomboy named Sierra that was cooler than most of the boys in class. I use to pretend not to know how to spell "I love you" in class and ask her to spell it for me just to coerce hey into inadvertently saying she loved me too I, one letter as a time. Man, she was the best 4 square player in class. She played football with us and even snuck into the boys bathroom a few times just to prove she could do it. She would harass the girls just as much as we did; boy, was she a blast.
... It wasn't until 7th grade that I realized she probably figured out she wasn't straight about the same time I figured out I was. Funny how you want what you can't have even before you realize you'll never be able to have it.
When I was hanging out with a female and she came on to me harder than any dude and I had absolutely no interest in her going down on me and I was totally terrified of the thought of having to go down on her ever. When she said she thought she loved me after the 2nd time we hung out I never talked to her again.
I had experimented before but I realized it was not for me after that.
nishbot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush in second grade. I was crazy about her. Tiffany, if you're reading this, we should get some coffee and hit the swings sometime .
ctadgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I remember in middle school and high school I wasn't 100% straight. I had girl crushes....my first kiss was a girl....I considered myself open-minded and even bi at one point. Now I feel nothing toward women. I can't see myself with another woman at all. I think that change occurred over the past few years since high school.
G_man252 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 7 I accidentally walked in on my babysitter changing. I like almost passed out from being overwhelmed with awesomeness
After my second lesbian relationship. Hey...at least I tried.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was dropped off at my dads place of work around 6 and 7 years old and they had a lot of those 80s stripper style calendars and for some reason left playboys in the open in the bathroom that I regularly used. I didn't have a snowballs chance in hell really.
Terarri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The time my parents didn't block TV channels and I saw the first episode of the International Sexy Ladies Show. I was about 11.
I had crushes kinda before that but it was then that I was like "WOW BOOBS"
I must be the weirdo in this group. Everybody's saying like when they were 7.
For me it was 12. Dual experience, actually. First was discovering my mom's Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. (This was before the interporn as we know it.) The second was discovering my brother's porno mags.
What makes the whole story funny is that girls discovered me before I discovered them, which made for a couple truly strange moments while they were trying to get my attention. I was a very distant and weird kid. Prior to aforementioned awakening, my primary activities were teaching myself to program (imagine learning Pascal on a B&W Mac) and reading the encyclopedia. (Again, before the internet.)
When I was in middle school it occurred to me that girls were starting to have crushes on boys, that was the 90s and homosexuality just hadn't occurred to me. Sexuality in general hadn't really occurred to me but I didn't want to be considered weird.
Fast forward through a lackluster marriage, child, divorce, couple boyfriends and an awful man that insisted that I couldn't know if I liked something or more importantly didn't like something until I tried it.
So I'm tongue deep in some pussy and that was it. I liked cock and I knew it solidly. Mr. Awful still doesn't really believe anyone is completely hetero, but I assure you I am. Nothing against homosexuality, if it makes someone happy then cool. It's just not for me. I may be a little demisexual but not homosexual.
I walked up to my dads computer which was logged onto a gay porn site. Wasn't super interested in what was being offered.
snemand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 or 7 and we were playing a game where the girls classed the boys and if they caught you, you would get kissed.
It was quite the conundrum because one hand girl were still supposed to be gross and me considering myself quite the athlete couldn't allow myself to be caught by a girl. On the other hand it wouldn't be that bad as long it was a girl I "liked liked".
Toph_er ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a gay friend that was long distance. He would constantly ask to suck my dick.
I really did not want him to.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I fucked a girl and realized I still liked the dick more
My dad used to watch a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. I must have been around 5 or 6 when I started imaging him laying in bed with me and being my boyfriend. And then I watched Dirty Dancing and fell in love with Patrick Swayze.
Kindergarten. There was this Mexican chick I thought was cute as hell, so that made me realize girls were to my liking. Sometime that year, there was another gay kindergartener kissing other dudes in the restroom for shits and giggles and I thought "This kid better not kiss me." So that ruled out boys.
When I really realized it was in 6th grade. If I didn't have a clue before (and I kind of did because boys made me uncomfortable and I thought one was cute in 4th grade), a boy named Charles bitch slapped 12-year-old me with his face and hair and body into my own personal hell-terosexuality. I couldn't stop thinking about him and how amazing he was. It was terribly uncomfortable. Nowadays, when I like a guy, there is far less fanfare. Mainly just shyness and general awkwardness in their presence. Puberty, man. It really sticks it to ya.
horn8ge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I first took a bath with my domestic helper. it's a good thing I was still too young to get visible erections then, because her body was...
and before you say anything, she was close with the family so nobody saw an issue with that. lucky me.
I was under the age of ten.
I was in a country club, and walked into the gym
And there she was, running, sweating on a treadmill...
She was majestic.
b00ger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:02:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I developed a crush on a boy in kindergarden. It started early, I suppose.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:04:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Granny babysat me when I was maybe 4; apparently for "drawing" I filled an entire spirax notepad with a drawing on every page of a pair of circles with a dot in the middle of each.
Quellyle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:06:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I hit puberty and saw half naked bearded hockey players during post game reaction interviews and realized I was thinking what their penis looked like and got wet after thinking that. I really liked what I saw
I am sorry, but this is the stupides Ask Reddit question I have seen. Being straight is the default human setting. This question almost assumes like 50% are straight or gay. You might as well ask "when did you first realize you liked taking hot showers?"
My best friend and I tried sucking each others cock when we were about twelve. I didn't like it but he did. He's now a happy gay and I'm a happy straight.
Kindergarten. Had dreams about this little red head in class all the time. Knew I wanted to be naked with her in bed but I didn't know why. I wasn't prematurely exposed to anything sexual either, just strong natural urges.
When I realized I didn't want giant dicks up my ass or in my mouth.
nova20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:55 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More of a "realized I wasn't gay"...
Back in college I was friends with this couple (a girl and a guy) and they were rather sexually liberal so they invited me to join them in the bedroom one night.
I stripped off, I'm hard as a rock in anticipation.
Girl strips off, I'm still going strong.
Guy strips off, and my little buddy starts to deflate.
I say fuck it, let's try and have fun anyway.
30 minutes later other dude is finished and this girl is suckin' my dick like a champ trying to get me back up, but little Willy isn't cooperating.
The next weekend, the girl invites me to her place (with dude's blessing) to make up for the ordeal. We have an awesome weekend with no similar mishaps.
I've done a lot of thinking about that time (and yes, I've left out a few details), and I've come up with several explanations:
I just had an off day ("it happens to everyone") -- unlikely since I had no problem getting it up at first.
Chicky-poo sucks at suckin' dick -- this is preposterous. That girl knew her way around a ding-a-ling.
I'm a homophobe -- I prefer to think this just isn't true.
I'm truly heterosexual
It still bugs me, though. I see naked men in porn and it doesn't turn me off. In fact, I prefer hetero porn to lesbian porn (unlike most men, if the stereotype has any truth to it).
I simply prefer to identify myself as straight, and I see that experience as a defining moment in my sexual identity.
Straight is life's default setting, you doing really notice until it's different
Wrest216 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:13:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was having sex with four of my football teammates after practice, i realized it wasnt really much of a turn on. after that, i started dating girls, and bam, straight.
After about my fifth time being used as a fuck toy by the football team I was able to confirm my suspicion that I was in fact attracted to women and not men. The team was undefeated so I still returned to get let the strong, muscular men ease their tension to help them win the championship that year but that was strictly a matter of school spirit and nonsexual.
Madjal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you like steaks as well.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory I'm not straight but I have a couple of friends who are, and my fav aunt is straight so I grew up with it being fairly normalised and ok. Children are very understanding, in the future I hope we as adults will come together to normalise love for all genders for our children. Anyway:
Most of the ones I've met say they notice during teenage years, it's hard to trust hormones, like, some teenagers will experiment with member of the opposite sex but ultimately settle down in a same sex relationship.
That's not to say you shouldn't respect their label at the time and support them through it, being straight can be very hard and taxing in our society even if that's not where they ultimately land, the most important part is giving them the healthcare support and education they may need, as mainstream society is sorely lacking in resources about this.
Also bi erasure is a thing, just cause someone settles down into a same sex relationship doesn't mean they were never attracted to the people of opposite gender, don't assume.
Sorry for speaking out of my lane, it's just a subject close to my heart as a I have good friends who are straight and see what they struggle with. :) Fight on, you have an ally in me!
In reality it doesn't, and the replies prove it. I like how you think the fact that it's on the front page means the question makes sense. That's fucking adorable.
yxlist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, in reality it does. You define things a certain way and a majority of the people on here are defining it as they see fit. You are considered, in psychology, abnormal, not them. And yet you comment like you know what you're talking about. Hysterical. And you're fucking adorable too.
yxlist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, I just looked at your posting history. What a fucking troll.
I actually dont remember but i guess that makes sense that I wouldnt remember it. Its just always been in my head "girls are pretty to look at" and then really cemented it in after I discovered Playboy and stuff
When I was 7 and I felt this girls ass who used to sit next to me in class.
rickeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw Heather Thomas on The Fall Guy.
crusoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Daisy Duke....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasnot sure what Orientation I was for a long time! I thought I was into both,then went through a phase where I was verystrongly interested in MtF transgenders, was in a lesbian relationship for roughly five years with a rather butch woman. This was mostly in the 90s, during my late teens into early twenties. Never got involved in all of the labels and politics, just enjoyed company of those i was attracted to. Eventually met my current husband, very masculine. Felt much more comfort and security with him. I loved how he made me feel and we seemed so naturally compatible. I never really considered that I was straight until I became involved with him!
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont feel attracted to other women anymore. No intentions of being romantically involved with another woman again. Pretty sure that means Im not bisexual
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it can be fluid throughout our life. If this was the situation i would consider him straight if he no longer felt attracted to men sexually. I dont see any reason our orientation has to keep a particular label if we no longer identify with or act on it. Kinda like we can have hobbies that we lose interest in but gain new interests. Why should i still consider myself bisexual if I have not been involved with or attracted to ladies in 15 years? Its not like I just decided a few months ago.
felagund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth grade, 1978. Kathy H, hitherto just a random girl in my class, showed up with breastlets with erect nipples. I... was just fucking hypnotized. I started masturbating that day.
open4fun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was a straight A student, got my first C when she was a B and 5 years later she got the D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle was gay and my naive mind told me I could be gay, so I tried jerking off to gay porn for a little while seeing if it was my thing. I came a couple times, but as a 15 year old kid, the breeze blowing could make me cum, so I didn't think much of it at the time. Then I had a guy hit on me while I was out with some friends. He was relentless and I was forever turned off by the idea of a guy touching me. Not homophobic by any means, but definitely 100% straight.
When I had my first crush in year one. He didn't like me back :(
Years later- and I might be Bi but I'm not sure. Pretty confused, but I still identify as straight, at least to everyone else. Oh well, I'm still a teenager- it's not like I'm supposed to have it all figured out.
When I was about 7 and realized guys with blue eyes made me want to care about playing sports even though I hated sports and was really accident prone.
I had always assumed I was straight, but in Jr high there was a dude I was friends with that was gay. He had a crush on me for a while and told me. I told him I was probably straight but ya know what never tried to be gay before so I guess don't knock it till you try it.
Fast forward to my floppy phalice in his mouth refusing to get anywhere near hard.
At least since 5 or 6. Maybe sooner. I played with a VHS catalog and in the back it had more suggestive videos. No sex, just naked women. And I found I would stare for a while at them. I also seemed to know it was wrong of me to do it, so I kept it secret and hidden.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never really found men particularly attractive as lovers; I've only ever seen guys as life buddies and friends with whom to ride out the hard times with. Women can absolutely be the same, except they have this purity and type of being that makes me fall in love with them.
Sexuality can certainly be a complicated path. I masturbated to Playboy all thru high school and then started having gay fantasies at around 19. I still have a huge amount of gay fantasies many years later, but also enjoy straight porn and can only imagine being in a relationship with a woman. So, somewhat weirdly, I tend to self-identify as straight and have to remind myself that I'm bi(!).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first 'memory' I have of finding somebody attractive was when I was a kid in year 7 and we were on a field trip somewhere, as I was walking, I saw a woman crossing the road and just felt sort of... attracted? towards her, because of the female figure and everything.
I do admire find men guysattractive, but only in the 'Wow, he looks really handsome, I like his hair/facial hair/clothes kind of thing', never felt sexually attracted to a guy.
I've always been attracted to women or "girls" ever since I can remember. Even before I can remember my mom told me I slapped one of her attractive friends ass. But I guess when I found out I was ONLY attracted to women was once when I was a kid a had a weird sexual encounter with one of my male friends and decided it's not for me. Im a guy disregard my username because it doesn't check out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 3 or 4 and I would rub my dick on my Pink Power Ranger toy.
Also Jasmine from Aladdin made me feel funny.
maywolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i had a crush on any semi good looking boy in elementary school lol
I have a very specific memory of waking up hard as a rock and rubbing my boner against my mattress while dreaming/thinking about my female kindergarten teacher. I've never been romantically or sexually attracted to a man since that memory, and though I would like to think I would embrace it if I ever was, I think it's safe to just say I'm straight at this point.
When I was at a summer camp and I only ever knew you could be straight, and there was an androgynous tomboy that had a personality that really worked with mine. Never mind that all the boys said she was a guy. I knew I was straight...
To paraphrase a comedian that I can't recall the name of, I might be gay. Who knows. I've only ever played with one penis, mine, and I loved it! So 100% of the dicks i've played with, I've liked, whereas I've only liked maybe 75% of the vaginas...
Jdm5544 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a scene in a movie, can't even remember what it was now, but a movie where this naked woman was walking out of a smoky hallway.
I rewound that scene about 10 times because I liked it
I was 6ish
Djammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The day I found out that being gay was a thing. I was like "there are boys who fancy other boys? Well that's not me. I must be the other thing. Oh it's called being "straight"? Guess that's me so."
Realising I like women, middle school and the supply teacher bending forward to show me something and the strange warm feeling that came over me when her too skimpy top revealed she wasn't wearing a bra, she laughed when she saw the look on my face.
Realising I wasn't BI? All the stinky old men groping me in clubs when I was a teen put me off men...
When me and a couple friends were riding our bikes and found a bundle of brand new Hustler magazines sitting beside a public recycling bin.
EDIT: added an s
SirX86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never really "realised" it at some particular point - I just assumed I was. Later I thought about it consciously, especially after hearing that a lot of heterosexual men apparently fantasize about a guy-on-guy encounter, and concluded I'm just as straight as they come.
CJ090 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early elementary school and as early as preschool. I remember getting butterflies in my stomach thinking about girls even though TV told me I was supposed to think girls are gross at that age. I remember getting hardons from curvy videogame characters and eyefucking the shit out of my hot teachers. I sometimes question my sexuality as an adult but then I remember those old feelings and how I still get them and realize "yeah, I really an straight, no doubts."
I kinda learned what gay meant around 6 or so. I assumed I must be gay because boys were Hella gross. Then went on with life and barbies with not much more thought than "I'll mention it when I hit puberty I guess". Then in 4th grade Dustin moved to town and was sat next to me. Dustin surfed. Dustin could almost kickflip on a skateboard. Dustin hid Gummi worms in his desk and shared them with me. Dustin kick started me straight into straights Ville. Boys were still gross, but some of them were awesome at the same time.
Ellefrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 8 and fell in love with a boy in my class. I also had every intention of marrying Face from the A-Team. I suspect I was older when I learned that sometimes there were boys who liked boys. And even older when I realised about girls who like girls.
iGoogle had a search option for backgrounds, and one of the featured backgrounds was Jessica Alba completely naked lying face down on a pillow. On a related note, Google got me addicted to porn.
When I was 5 and my mom teased me. I was the only boy on the block of like 9 kids all my age. She would say "Look at you, mr stud. All those girlfriends. In 10 years you'll be wishing all of the still followed you around like that."
So. Then. It was normal to want and have a girlfriend.
When I was 4 years old and had a crush on my neighbor who was a 5 year old girl. We were playing house one time and she kissed me and I didn't know what to do.
I was 6, me and a new girl hit it off in the class, she would sit beside me and touch my hand. Somehow we got to planning to hide in the bushes in the front of the school and kiss at every recess. Around 8 years old, I found my brothers stash of playboys and had got a boner, and had an urge that I wanted to do things with the women on the pages. I really didnt know what, I just knew there was something good about it.
Vatrumyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm. That's a hard one considering all the gay shit I did as a kid. Like.. a lot of gay shit... I guess 18 when I lost my virginity to my, now, wife.
GDP1195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a girlfriend in kindergarten. We had a really small class (about 5 kids in a Montessori). Since two of the others were an "item" we ended up kind of being an item. We would sit in a corner and draw pictures to each other lol. That's all I remember about it. i ended up spilling beans all over her best dress and thats where it ended. I was more of a player in kindergarten than I am now, unfortunately.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was minding my own business and playing the glorious new release at the time, counter strike source. I switched to a new server that had plently of people and low ping, and was greeted to a motd with a softcore porn model showing off her vulva.
My mom was a US Congress women. It took me a while to figure out she didn't do dick.
tassimii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book....The fist time I saw her, with her hands on her knee...how do I saw this...I had a boner...
xMicro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once when I was 7 years old, my daddy told me, "go look at Playboy or you'll be lonely."
I honestly had doubts as I had a lot of negative experiences in school, as a result of not getting into the rating scene and just not being aggressive.
I knew I was attracted to women for the same things that poeple talked about, but having never acted and feelin very afraid I just assumed this was social conditioning. Then challenged myself by going to a strip club (A major taboo - I'm still trying to define my view of feminism, and this was a no-no for me). After meeting and talking to a few of the entertainers, we talked myself into a lapdance.
She let me caress her and hold her in ways I realized I had been fantasizing about for a long time, yet in ways that came naturally. And of course there were the bodily responses. Porn doesn't give you the full body cuddle experience, and it was extremely intimate.
I'm still not sexually aggressive, though I find I've developed more confidence in dating as a result. I feel like I can sexually express myself more effectively now that I better understand what I need.
On a separate note, it also broadened my view of consent; I was terrified of entering sexual situations prior to this because I felt that consent should be the girl asking the guy. The theory was that it couldn't be ambiguous this way. What I've learned is that communication is two way and either person can make a move as long as the other person involved has their boundaries respected, and that respecting those boundaries is incredibly rewarding.
So yeah: confidently expressing myself that I was straight was itself an experience which has helped me to come out of my shell, and it's shifted some personal views. I still need to reconcile certain aspects which I'll need to talk about in the coming days, but it's been a wonderful journey.
TL;DR: Boobies and beer did it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I associated "I have a crush on you" with girls bursting into tears and never speaking to me again, so I learned to supress those feelings in the name of preserving friendships. Being soft spoken meant that other guys chased me into high school making creepy moans; asking them, occasionally yelling at them to stop resulted in teachers telling me not to ask them to stop. Body issues didn't help; my undershirt was called a training bra.
Any of these things might have warranted hardening up; all of these things together had a profound effect on me for a long time. I never dated in high school and never did post-secondary school, so I had few opportunities to really get to know people.
Well-meaning friends suggested that I read dating books that emphasized gas lighting and made me feel very uncomfortable. They positioned it as "this is how it's done", spelling it out as being an "alpha male", and it made me feel emotionally inadequate.
In retrospect, when I compare my experiences against the disturbing expectations set out in these books and resources, I think it becomes clear where one might develop a negative image. I agree that my older attitudes towards my sexuality were stumbling blocks on the road to learning, but these aren't set in stone and I refuse to let them define me - I am ready to move on. Sex and sexuality are healthy activities that the people involved should enjoy. I've also learned to define sexuality for myself and have come a long way to understanding how to properly assert what I need - being honest with what I want to myself and others.
I've learned to be clear and to expect clarity. A simple "What are you looking for?" on dating sites used to cause panic because I used to regard this as aggressive, but what I really mean is simply "asserting how I feel". I don't even buy the idea of being persistent - No is always no.
TL;DR: I agree with you on pretty much every count, but to be clear it was never a fear of asking for consent, but the fear of dramatic rejection fueled by the attitudes I thought to be the norm that terrified me and which I've learned are not, in fact, the norm.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Game" by Neil Strauss is frequently cited. What's interesting is that it ends in emotional tragedy for one character and utterly backfires fire everyone. The lesson that most readers miss is that by not being authentic everyone ends up alone, dissatisfied, or depressed.
Personally I've done most of what you've got there; it's the fitness piece that I'm continuing to improve (and I think everyone should want to be healthier!), which brings me back to the main point: being confident enough to trust others cannot hurt or define me is really what empowers people. Not just sexually either, but in all parts of life.
Seevian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The biggest hint for me came when I unsuccessfuly tried jacking off to gay porn
Kindergarten. There was a book that explained what breastfeeding was and after that I took notice of womens' breasts all of the time. Managed to rest my head against many of them since no one thought it was weird. I was obsessed from a very young age.
Weird thing is, I am pretty mush an ass man these days...
I remember starting to feel nervous around girls around age four or five. Definitely had a few crushes on female classmates in kindergarten and throughout grade school. So far Ive never had a crush on a guy or been attracted to a guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the 90s, our neighbours were a really nice Italian family, kids n all roughly the same age 2 girls 1 boy. One girl was my age the other 2 yrs older, boy was 3 yrs younger than I. The parents had cable tv with all the channels and porn that was "scrambled" - refer to American Pie - but there was a code to get around it, which the girls were privy too. I should preface that I was 8 at the time. Anyway we'd all hang out after school and on the weekends, pretty much all the time and be left alone in the basement - possible the most legit and fun basement ever (game systems dad loved them they had Nes, snes, Sega, Sega Saturn, dreamcast, omg - nestolgia I'm getting off track) and play games and watch tv, movies etc. Then we stumbled onto the adult channels and the girls were like we have the code, I'm like ok - 0000 - BAM! Unlimited amounts of porn - which we werent 100% on what we were watching but it was super enticing. I'd sneak over all the time to watch porn with them. Also dick got hard, but too young to fathom so there was that. Also spend the better part of my preteen years tryna fuck the sisters - yeah they were hott - like Kelly Kapowski hott (90s). We moved or something, can't remember, our mom's still stay in touch though.
Wow this was long for a porn story.... Wait it's about how you concluded you were straight
This weed is strong today.
TL;DR - spent childhood watching porn with hott girls next door, tried to fuck em, I moved away.
Nine years old. Saw the video for baby one more time. The story my dad likes to tell is that I sat there the entire video without blinking. At the conclusion of the video, all I said was, "whoa," then went to play with my ninjas turtles.
I was in first grade working on a simple math worksheet. We had our desks set in squares so that 4 kids sat next to each other to work on problems together. We had a hot teachers assistant helping that day wearing a skirt and low cut shirt. She was going around helping kids with questions. The kid across from me raised his hand and she came over to help. She leaned over his shoulder and all I saw was boob. Lots of boob. At that moment I thought to myself, "I want to stick my face right there." The rest is history.
I had no idea gay was even a thing until I was 12, at which point my reaction was "Why the hell would a guy wanna be with a guy?"
Seven years later I had a gay roommate in college. It was hella awkward at first, but he was actually really cool about it and eventually brought me around to understand it. Intellectually, anyway; I can't say as I really understand it any more than I understand what it's like to be a woman or a fish or a bird or whatever.
But, yeah, I didn't know I was straight until I realized that gay was a thing because I always just figured that the world worked like it did on 1970s heteronormative television.
It wasn't something to "realize". It always was. If you ask when is my first memory of feeling an attraction for the opposite sex, it was in kindergarten when I met Amy.
I've kissed loads of guys but it never felt the same way as kissing a lady. The first time i remember having an attraction to the opposite sex was when i met a girl called Juliet when i was four and I fell in love for the first time. I didn't know what i wanted to do with her, but i knew i wanted to do something. That's when i knew.
I was in Grade 5 and my class got paired with kindergarteners to become their reading buddies. My then girlfriend was sitting on the rug with her buddy and I was sitting at a desk with mine. Ended up looking down my gf's shirt without a bra on and confirmed.
I was in elementary school, probably 4th/5th grade and we were going on a field trip. I was acting a fool laying on the bus seat so my head was in the aisle. My teacher was wearing a skirt and walked over me and I looked up and she was wearing cheetah print underwear. I liked what I saw
trilobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world silently expected it of me and I haven't let it down yet.
When a girl in 5th grade slapped me across the face with her hair and I really liked the smell of it.
handyjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I fucked your dad
asf8y69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade, we had a very pretty teacher who got paid in pennies and couldn't afford a bra. So when she'd walk around in the classroom, her boobs would jiggle. And you could tell they were wondrously round and perky.
At the age of six, I was fantasizing about me and her doing naked things in the bathroom. Pretty sure she awakened something in me, because ever since then I was touching myself, and as soon as I could ejaculate something at 10, I was masturbating.
I've been trying to find her on Google and Facebook forever :(
I had a dream I made out with Lando Calrissian. Also learned that I was into traitorous black men.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized Gladiator movies did nothing for me sexually.
major84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was around 6 and watching some movie on tv, and surprisingly one of the actresses gets out of bed and is topless... knew from that moment on, I like me some petite white girl boobies :)
but before that, i guess i have always had a soft spot for girls and was always over protective, not sure why.
In first grade, I had this dream where I was taking a shower with a teacher at my school. Kinda strange dream involving totally clothed showers, and a man lettting us walk on his back so we didn't hurt our feet on the railing for the shower door. Looking back, thats exactly when I first knew I liked girls.
I watched Romeo and Juliet at 6 years old and fell in love with Leonardo DiCaprio.
stufff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In daycare when I was 4 years old. There was this older woman, I don't know how old she was but she was tall and smart and seemed like she had everything figured out, so she was probably like 6 or something.
She had long brown hair and always had it tired back with a ribbon. She used to make fun of me and play games like "how hard can I pinch you before you cry?", and when she wasn't being mean to me she flat out ignored me.
I'd go up to her every day and try to stay around her even though I knew all I'd get was abuse. The best was when she pinched me because it meant she was touching me. The worst was when she told one of the adults I was bothering her and they made me go somewhere else.
And so started a pattern of me being attracted women who are mean to me and all the unhealthy relationships that followed.
I had a hot babysitter when I was 5-6 and when I saw her at the public pool in a bikini I got a painful erection and just thought to myself, You know what, that's nice, I don't know why but that is somehow what I want. And then I shuffled my scrawny ass to the showers to let things calm down a bit.
When I was probably about 7-9 and my parents were gone for work during the summer, we used to have a babysitter for me and my brother. While the babysitter was watching TV in the living room I would go upstairs alone on the computer and google image search "boobs" "boobies" "nude girls" or things of the sort. I was a pro at hiding my porn from a pretty early stage
Daphne from the old live action Scooby-Doo movies was the first time I ever remember getting a boner. I laid down on the couch stomach down so I could hide it, and thought that something was wrong with my dick. Good times.
Elfere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 4. I saw morgan, and thought she was beautiful.
Later that year, I met Danielle, she was even prettier.
This keeps going, basically every other girl I met i wanted to have sex with... And I wouldn't even know what sex was for years to come.
Ironically enough. Many of my mannerisms scream stereotypical gay. So people are surprised when i tell them I'm stright (although, there was collage).
This actually got me laid once. I knew this woman, we were friends. One day she slept over. We had sex. When it was over she asked 'so how was it having sex with a woman for the first time?'
I was young about 7,8 and Jill Taylor from home improvement was looking unusually hot in a certain episode...boner ensued and random humping of things, and few years later she became my first................... jerk off fantasy
R3dbul7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In grade eight, there was a girl's basketball team in a neighboring school and we went to watch a game. There, for the first time in my life, I found myself unable to stop looking at the buttocks of one particular girl, in those nice short shorts, running around, cheeks oscillating with each stride.
It was then that I realized that I really really like a nice ass.
And yeah, girls.
xxoahu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lynda Carter as WonderWoman... I don't think i have to say anything more.
Third day of classes in the second grade, one of the kids asked me if I liked boys or girls. Instantly responded with girls. Still don't question it to this day.
Owex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 5-6yo and I realized that kissing boys like in the Looney Tunes was not okay...
gimli666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My stepmother is an alien". Kim Basinger undressing. I was about 6yo and like "WHOA".
I've always been attracted to girls. My first crush was before kindergarten, actually. Still remember her name. I had 'girlfriends' every year up until my parents moved me to a tiny school in third grade. There were only two girls in my entire grade. All progress on the girl front halted until high school. But holy hell, it was off to the races after that
I suck a dick every 6 days to make sure I am not gay, if I don't like it I'm not gay
mrhooha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two memories stand out. I was young enough to be taken into the women's locker room with my mom, I remember I would stare at the ladies showering. One of them told me it was not polite. I think I was 4 or 5. A more clear memory is when I was about 6 years old and watched the movie Splash. It was rated PG but showed Daryl Hannah nude and that gave me an erection. Also the character played by John Candy would drop change then go to pick it up for an excuse to look up women's skirts and little me thought this is a great technique.
I just always assumed I was and never found out that I wasn't. I didn't even know that orientations other than heterosexual were even a thing until I was like 11 or 12 years old.
LordBugg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I walked in on my older sister while she was starting to watch porn, granted she was in the living room and it was like 3am. She didn't notice me when I entered and I just stood in shock in the door way.
I was like 8 and I remember that dark haired, giant boobed, naked lady perfectly. She was doing one of those "sexy dance before porn" things and I just watched as she danced. And the more she moved the more excited I got, till I ran to bed and just layed there remembering it for a while before going to sleep.
when I discovered that gays existed, I was always straight, I used to jerk it to wonder woman and the girls in my class when they first started getting tits. but when I started hearing about people who were attracted to the same gender or whatever, I was like.. well, that's not me (this was probably when I was.. 11 or 12, maybe 13 or 14)
Fell into a threesome, that dick came out and mine went into hiding.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
15 I was completely unsure and confused. Girls are attractive, even if you're a straight girl, and teenagers are horny and I just couldn't nail down my feelings. Finally I got a boyfriend. Girls are still nice to look at, but I don't view them sexually, at all.
I can't remember how old I was (but it was certainly along the lines of 6/7), but there was an episode of Married with Children where a woman reveals to Al that she was only wearing lingerie under her trench coat. I still remember to this day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Duff on Disney channel made me feel some type of way lol
Puberty hit like a truck on my first night of sleep away week long Christian summer camp when I was 9 (turning ten in a couple months). I had no interest in girls on the day I was dropped off and suddenly had all sorts of interest on day 2. It was like a switch. So weird to think about in hindsight.
When I was in kindergarten some of the girls were mean and wouldn't want to be my friend. This one boy was really nice to me and ever since I realize that I like when the opposite sex is nice to me :)
LDKRZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2004 or 5 watching Stacy Kiebler on WWE
LDKRZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was an infant, I breast fed from I think it was four other women in our neighborhood. Have loved titties ever since.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you still friends?
dgira574 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6 and I couldn't stop staring at a girl in my class because I thought she was so pretty. Something kept drawing me to go talk to her. Didn't understand what cooties were so i always wanted to talk to girls. Also kept feeling this urge to want to be intimate with them even though I didn't understand this until I got older.
To be honest, I don't think it's that black and white. From my experience, I never once thought I might be gay or bi until a friend came out to me. We were in 6th or 7th grade at the time. Anyways, this confused me because I cared about him so much as a friend (may he Rest In Peace). Anyways, I had private conversation with him about how I think I might be bi, etc. until one day he asked me to make out with him, and I realized I didn't want to do that at all. Since then, there have been a couple times where I got confused again, but always came to the same conclusion that I'm not gay. The only reason I know for sure is because even if I try really hard I'm not sexually attracted to men.
Edit for context: I am a 26 year old white male.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it definitely is a spectrum! thats very interesting to hear though!
kemplaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
22, it seemed like everyone was experimenting or at least using same gender displays for attention (such as drunk girls making out in bars), I consistently felt icked out at the thought of me touching a girl that way. Bleh, the only Taco I'd ever refuse.
avneis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching Space Jam for the first time and that scene where Lola Bunny first entered the gym for tryouts lit a fire inside my 8 year old self that has not since diminished.
Third grade and a friend brought a few pages from a playboy to school
McPoyal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was nice having two women wanting to marry me in kindergarten, but when I got to first grade... I fell in love with Elizabeth. Now, I like stuff in my butt, but not dudes.
Luminya1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 years old I learned how to skate. There was a nice teenager in town whose parents were friends and colleagues of my parents who took the time to help me learn to skate. I had such a crush on this wonderful young man.
I definitely know when a man is attractive and will not fail to tell them if I feel they wouldn't get uncomfortable. When I'm drunk I'm really touchy feely with guys especially. I think that's because if I randomly touched a girls butt I'd probably get the shit kicked out of me or get accused of sexually assaulting them. Lol but I have a lot of gay friends and I've thought about it a lot but I'm just not sexually aroused thinking about dudes in anyway. A girl lightly touches my thigh with her hand? Boner. But I could have a dude on my lap and not feel anything at all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a realization that hits often, such as the other day when I saw a beautiful shirtless man jogging. My first thought was "fuck that guy" (he was so beautiful I hated him for making me lesser by comparison). The thought was not "I want to fuck that guy." Important difference.
dominokos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I actually realised it pretty early on. I think I was about 4 years old and there was this Shakira music video playing quite often on TV. The one where she dances around in the mud. Yeah that one. I will never forget that song because of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching the London Bridge Music video by Fergie and then getting hard as fuck.
I grew up in an area with 974 and 975 prefixes, when 976 hit our area all us kids thought it was just another local prefix. Our patents disabused us of that notion when the bills came in.
I was 6-7 ish and saw a music video where girls were dancing and it was one particular girl that i couldn't stop thinkin about, i prayed that she would come to me every night for like a whole week.
Gurip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know when I first knew, I suppose I have always been slightly bisexual actually, but I know two events that solidified the fact that I am definitely more straight than bi.
I should add for these stories. From age 18-25 I was very active in the BDSM scene in a major city. I also worked occasionally shot BDSM porn (not as a performer, but as a everything else from camera operator, to rope rigger).
Had a Saint Patrick's day party at my house where I made home made Irish stew. It was two really hot girls, and a gay friend who was actually pretty cute and me. We all start fooling around and playing. It's pretty awesome, but the girls end up getting tired out after a few orgasms and a lot of whipping, flogging etc. I still have a major hard on. The guy starts going down on me. I go to kiss him. Immediately lose wood. I work to get it back by focusing on recent memory involving the girls and by watching them sleep (one is still tied up naked right next to me). It works. I feel stubble on my thigh. Wood is gone for the night.
Other time is similar. A couple years later I am at a small party at a friend's house, 2 Male Doms including me, 4 female subs, and 1 male switch(primarily sub). This particular male sub and I had flirted a lot when I was younger. He definitely has game. He also is a porn star and had just recently won an AVN award for best blow job scene. My sub brings up the fact at the party that I never cum from blow jobs (mostly true). The girls and guy take this as a challenge. My sub gets the closest to making me cum, but no one really gets close. Gay sub can't even keep me hard, despite the fact that he is about as attractive to me as a guy can be.
Basically I learned that I can be slightly attracted to men, but not ever enough to consider myself sexually attracted to the.
My mom asked me if I was a lesbian. I talked about girl friends of mine a lot. I had to think about it for a long time. She had to clarify for me "do you ever get the urge to kiss or touch another girl?" nope, not at all, but I can appreciate beauty in other women.
I always suspected I was more or less straight, because of all the fantasizing about, falling in love with and dating guys, but only after doing 'more than kissing' with a girl once I realized that while it was interesting, it just didn't turn me on. I can have a crush on a girl - a few butterflies in the stomach - but sexually I'm really straight.
Cindy Crawford's Pepsi Super Bowl ad. I think I might have been 10 or 11 at the time and after watching it, I thought, I don't know why...but I want that. Had nothing to do with pepsi either. First celebrity crush
Ranger_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought about two guys boning and knew it wasn't for me.
Thought about tits right after, and thought "Yeah. I like those"
I'm not sure I ever "realized" it, I just always knew I enjoyed women. Even when I was little, I've always just felt drawn to them. As I've gotten older, I've had moments of introspection where I've actually asked myself "What if I'm gay or bi and don't know it?"
Long story short, I just don't look at men the same way. I just can't, women can get my all flustered by just looking good and walking by. Never once has that happened with a man.
Pretty young lol
I'd remembrance in elementary school, I'd lean my chair back and have the desk brush my crotch everytime my 3rd grade teacher bared cleavage or whenever my assistant principle came.
Elvira, like 1984 or so. Didn't even know what I wanted, I just knew I wanted it.
cLuckb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Story Time.
For whatever reason, I remember it vividly. Not only I discovered I was straight, but I found my first crush.
To start, there is a girl that I went to school with pretty much my entire school life. We went to the same elementary, middle and high school together starting from Kindergarten to Senior year at high school. So back to the subject. It all goes back to 5th grade. Sitting in history class. Teacher is teaching about history and stuff, and I was bored out of my mind looking around the classroom. Then my eyes grazed past her, but I felt different this time. I never had felt this feeling before, but whatever reason I knew what it was. I had a crush on her. In that moment, I went from girls are icky to I like this girl. My behavior did not change to much after that, except when ever she would talk to me, I would go silent and stare for a moment, while.....some music plays in my head the time I am staring at her. The music only happened in 5th grade though, I don't remember the "Song" but I do remember there being chimes and bells in it. Of course during my last year in middle school, I did not even know that homosexuality even existed. That was not until middle school. I actually never had my first boner until middle school, when I saw a girl with some big breasts.
The crush really never went away. It was not until my senior year in high school that I told her that I had a crush on her for such a long time. At that point me and my friends were going YOLO and telling what crushes we had in our school life. Her reply was "Damn! That's intense!" I think she said at one point she had a crush on me, but I don't remember that part well. I also dared not "go further." One of my biggest fears is rejection, I will not be able to handle being told "no" from my crush. That is why I have always been single. Just pure fear of rejection. Thanks to this fear, I lost every chance to have a girlfriend ever in school. Maybe forever if I never get over it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I was about 7 or 8 my friend had a boyfriend in out class and I was really jealous because I thought he was super cute
Before I was in school. I already had a crush on Robin Williams at age 3 and then when I started pre-school I was boy crazy. Tried to hold all of the boys' hands on the bean bag under the craft table. lol
In the late 70s when I was 8 or 9 my friends and I discovered and stole a few of our dads' Playboys etc. We also would look during the summer for bundles of old papers and mags put out with the trash and find a few that way. We just thought they were interesting and funny. I still remember not really being interested in any girls my age at that point. It was late in 5th grade (10yrs old) when all of the sudden I noticed that girls in my class did not seem so annoying anymore, and I actually would feel good when joking around with one.
I was 12 and there was this girl in my class who had developed way before the other girls. She wasn't anything special to look at and I didn't like her very much so I kept my distance mostly. Then once later on in the year she was helping this kid in our group who sat in front of me and she bent over his desk and as I look up I see straight down her loose-fitting shirt and got an eyeful of boobies. Still have not forgotten that moment.
First day of 1st grade, a pretty girl walked into class and my tiny 5 year old heart skipped a beat. Spent the rest of the year chasing her on the playground because that's what boys do.
A girl named Allison Anderson. Name is so common I haven't been able to find her again. Anyways, from first grade to sophomore year when she moved away I had at least one class with her. Every year. We were close friends in like 4th grade, then didn't talk again until high school, and it wasn't until the end of sophomore year where I thought I had a chance. Oh well.
I was 6. This boy in my class used to run after me when we played tag even if it wasn't my turn. I remember him pushing me and we fell down all tangled up and he smelled DIVINE :)
Does anyone else think this is a silly, almost mocking of gay people question? I mean, straight is the norm, you're pretty much expected to be straight so asking the question in reverse almost seems to minimize the importance of accepting being gay when someone is. I understand it could be taken as a mockery of straight people asking when a gay person realized they were straight but it's immature to act like that is an offensive question. Whether people like it or not, the status quo is to be straight. If a straight person is asking that question, it's likely they are interested in the topic and are trying to understand the other person. To condemn that does not promote understanding and acceptance, even if it might be a moot question.
I don't think it's a mockery. Although you might think that the stat quo is heterosexuality, others in other environments might not see it like that. Personally, I think it's refreshing to see a couple of the responses on here because I've felt bad, in the past, for "going straight." Hearing that other women "go straight," too, lets me know that I'm not an outlier.
M_H_T_H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw my first grade teacher in her tight, tight sweater. Thanks, Mrs. Carberry!
I had a few crushes before this happened, and even kissed a few girls, but I didn't really know until one day at summer daycare. We were sitting in a bug circle, and we were being called one by one to get a snack. This girl gets up and and runs over to get her snack, and her ass was facing me the whole time, it was amazing. I saw that girl again in high school, still one of the best, if not the best booty I've ever seen.
I was always fascinated by girls around whatever my age was at a given time. And it always took my breath away when I noticed a girl loomed prettier than usual. I remember adults always tried to tell me I was too young to really be into girls, but they were always wrong. I never got more straight as I got older, but certain kinds of girls treated me differently than a lot of guys. Almost like we could connect in more personal and intimate ways than they would with normal guys. I noticed a few in particular talked to more like they would with their girlfriends than with their guysfriends, only flirttier. Other dudes, and some chicks actually took this as a sign of me being gay for some reason, but that rarely impacted my social life after i got wise and started having as many, if not more, platonic female friends as male friends. Which was easy because dudes never seemed to appreciate women personally the way other women or I would. After being a teen for a while I started to suspect that most people are bisexual an just pretend to be straight because it's easier, at one point I even got a few of my peers to admit it. I wouldn't be at all shocked if scientists discover that straight people are almost as rare as homosexuals.
11, Painting the set for the Xmas play. She was wearing overalls and a loose tank top. We were bent over painting the set and the cleavage was amazing. That was the moment for me.
At 4 or 5 five the neighbor girl and I were playing in the kiddie pool in the yard. We decided we wanted to see each others junk. We knew we shouldn't do it in the open so we went behind some bushes and played with each other. I remember we touched each other and I licked my fingers afterword. MMMMmmmm that sweet 5 year old puss.
Some time in highschool. Talking to one of my male friends about how hot a girl is and no matter how hard I thought about it I couldn't imagine getting it on with her.
Toad32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a baby, probably 10 months. I remember being attracted to my female cousin.
I'd always suspected I was, but one year I was really drunk at a party and thought "how do I know if I've never ever tried anything?" So my girlfriend demanded I make out with a friend of ours. So we made out. Nothing happened. No twitch in the pants, no secret part of my brain going "oooh that was hot", nothing. I learned that I'm only attracted to women and that stubble is painful.
LineChef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know the meaning of "straight and gay" back then. All I can remember is seeing a sexy lady on tv and my penis would get hard. ( probably about 6 years old) When I told my dad I still remember him saying " pretty cool huh?"
Aintsley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For a while I thought I was asexual, when I was in secondary school I started to have feelings for women but it was mostly based on friendly feelings so I was still always aware that I might be yet to come out and realise I'm gay (at the time I'd never heard the term "demisexual" so I thought being attracted to a woman made me either straight or closeted). When I was 17 I had my first girlfriend which included my first kiss, I knew it was quite unusual for it to take so long so again I thought I might be closeted, when we started having sex it was very frequent so I thought that might be an indicator that I'm straight but I also knew it's not unheard of for gay people to have a lot of sex with members of the opposite sex (the whole overcompensation thing). To be honest I'm not totally sure when I stopped thinking I might be in the closet but the thought isn't there anymore, I know it happened within the past three or four years because that's when me and my ex broke up
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 4 years old. There was one girl in my class that was hot from day one.
People keep saying they knew at 8yo or 10yo. I think I was probably 13yo or 14yo when I knew, and it was really strange. Almost all of my closest friends were girls, and all of a sudden I had these strange feelings about some of them.
I got used to it with time. Its just who I am. I think it also helped form my views about homosexuality. ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Onid8870 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 8 years old and I had fallen asleep after the beach. When I woke up my cousins and siblings were at the park with my Dad and uncles. A female friend of my family (who was maybe 25 years old at the time but to me seemed old as dirt) walked me over there while holding my hand and making small talk. I was over the moon. I felt all weird and tingly and suddenly going to the park was not important.
shenghar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I googled pictures of fat chicks and looking at them felt amazing. Also crushing on the only thick girl in school. I guess those events were like 11 and 15.
You probably won't believe me but it's the truth. When I was 3 or 4 there was a girl the same age up the street. She had a much older sister who thought it was funny to tell her about sex and shit. When she suggested we "she me your's I'll show you mine", which then led to some exploration, I was pretty hooked on females.
tehweave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I saw a pair of boobs in a magazine that a friend of mine was looking at. From that point forward, I wanted to be around boobs as often as I could.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was smashing epic pissers with this guy one day, and I just sorta said "you know what, dude? I don't think I enjoy this as much as you do. But you got a sweet dick."
When I was six and my aunt explained the word 'Gay' that had been spoken in church referred to people like her and her girlfriend, and that another category was 'Straight', like my grandma and grandpa
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No realization of straightness. But when i found out what homosexuality was, i became disguted how anyone could like hairy bipedal creatures with exterior organs that look like a small elephant eating grapes.
No hate towards gays, of course. I have a few gay/trans friends. But man, dudes are gross. I dont even find my own dick attractive, and by comparison to porn actors, mines pretty good looking i think? (Some weird ones out there)
I always knew I liked women more than men but I was 100% sure I was straight when I realized there was no way I was getting a hard on by looking at a naked man.
I realized a few months ago when I thought about all the pornhub.com I've watched over 10 years and realized all of it had women, and I'd remember feeling annoyed whenever the guys asshole got in the way of the camera angle.
What? Are you not a male Hyena? I am confused, I naturally assumed you were. If you don't like the lady Hyenas' pseudo-penis, wouldn't that make you not-straight?
I might be. I dunno, I always wanted to experience something different. But in that moment, when something meaty was hitting the back of my throat, I started reconsidering.
I had a crush on preschool. I was four at the time. A different one the next year in kindergarten.
I realized my nephew is straight when he was all pumped about the Pink Floyd album cover paintings on naked women's back. He was 5
fresbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade, so about 7 years old.
I moved to a new city and school and my teacher was in her 20s. I distinctly remember thinking, "I'm glad I got her and not the old lady." I would say that was my first time noticeably being attracted to a woman.
But what I remember even better was her bending over in front of me and giving me a clear view of her boobs/bra. I was definitely sexually attracted.
I had a HUGE crush on a boy in my preschool class. We used to meet every day in the coat room and kiss. Our parents thought it was adorable. 1st time I noticed my son noticing girls he was about 9 months old. He acts completely different around those cute little girls than the boys.
When I was in Kindergarten, there was this girl that I thought was pretty and my friend thought so too. So we kind of thought of it as a competition to see who can be nicer to this girl so we can get closer to her (in a friendly way). I would help her with some spelling stuff and I would try to sit next to her when reading time came. Suddenly my friend stopped showing up to class I was worried but also happy cuz now he's not in a the way of me and this girl. I guess I ended up liking her and thought man, girls are pretty.
Also when I was like 11, I saw "Gimme More" by Britney Spears on MTV and got hard.
Kilen13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade. Girls no longer had cooties and I had my first full on crush
I used to spend the night at My grandmother's house a lot between the ages of 3-5...She lived in San Francisco in a retirement home for the elderly. As luck may have it, San Francisco was also where my father worked so instead of taking me to daycare he'd drive me to my grandma's..I loved going to my grandma's for multiple reasons, obviously loving her being number 1. Also, the sheer amount of FREEDOM I had was incredible so I never missed an opportunity to stay the night or as many nights as possible. At the age of 4, I met my soon to be best friend and partner in crime, Sean. He was 7 years old, and it was known that we were the only kids on that floor. We became friends instantly. We both loved Power Rangers, WWF, and of course Pokemon. I would go to Sean's everyday and when his Ancient Chinese Grandmother would answer door I would get either a "SEAN!!! fast chinese yelling" or "Sean nah here"... she was a sweet old woman, but I don't think she ever knew my name in all the years I knocked on that door. Anyways me and Sean would explore the entire building which was huge and had 9 floors with roof access..and we would get into so many Shenanigans..but that is an entirely different story which I would be willing to tell..
I'm sorry for the delay on topic, but all this leads to the first time I knew I was straight.. one day I went over to Sean's house and instead of playing Super Nintendo like we normally did Sean asked me if I wanted to watch a movie with him. And I said "yeah, of course what movie is it?" And he said it's a "sex tape".. obviously I had no idea what he was talking about and so instead of explaining to my four year old brain he simply popped in the tape. Keep in mind his grandmother is asleep in the other room and probably can't hear anything. Tape starts and it's a little bit blurry, fuzzy and I can see looks like hairy guy just licking something I just can't tell what it is. There's some casual smooth Jazz playing subtly in the background and loud, heavy moans in the from what sounds like a woman. Her cries made me feel a sensational that took me by surprise. Then all of a sudden the picture in the video zooms out and lo and behold I see woman with breasts completely exposed with her legs spread and her lower region being ravaged by this guys tongue. Words can't describe to you how I really felt at that moment, but I knew whatever I was feeling was good. I was also rock hard for the first time and it was awesome. I showed Sean my boner, pants on, and he proudly displayed his like "Welcome to the club"..
I'm pretty sure it was on that day that we
became BEST FRIENDS.
When I was 12 in class and a classmate sitting beside me put his hand on my inner thigh and then started going for the dick. Did not enjoy it at all and I clocked him real hard in the face. Ever since then I've always detested getting touched by dudes. I love feeling feminine hands on me and nothing else.
Also watched that scene from enter the dragon when the white guy is getting a massage from that chick. I would rewind it when she slipped just to see some nips.
When I was 7 or 8, I saw a magazine with Jennifer Aniston in a yellow bikini. It was at that moment, I wondered what was underneath women's clothes.
JDilla__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my sister and I were 5 and 7 respectively, we use to play "doctor" with our private parts, too young and curious, too naive and carefree to know any better. Yes, we're from the South but we don't have sexual relations and that day isn't talk about.
When I used to see adults making out and I wanted so bad to know what it felt like. I would fantasize going to the bathroom and making out with Alan, the boy in my class I had a huge crush on.
When I was 7 or 8 years old, I discovered my dad's porno mags under his bathroom sink. I liked looking at the naked ladies. It made me feel weird but good. And my penis got stiff for some reason unknown to me at that time, but I liked it.
When I was in Kindergarten they'd make us lay on these little mats for nap time. I'd pretend my eyes were closed and try to peek up the teachers skirt. I'd get a tiny boner.
6th grade. New boy in our class. Wasn't sure why I was getting this nervous feeling every time I saw him. Did silly things to get his attention. Started thinking about him after school. Wanted to be in his general area during recess.
"Wait .. who is this creature. He doesn't have cooties. I wanna hug him and play spin the bottle with him and kiss his cheek. OMG SCHOOL DANCE HE BETTER ASK ME TO DANCE SO HE CAN GRASP MY HIPS AND I LINK MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK WHILE KC AND JOJOs 'ALL MY LIFE' IS PLAYING AND WE ARE SO AWKWARDLY SILENT ! SQUEEEEE!!!"
After I was done masturbating to dudes doing it, I realized this wasn't the porn i liked.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never wondered about my sexual preferences until I saw Farrah Fawcett in Charlie's Angels. Then I knew that I wanted woman, by god I knew that women would be my life's passion.
Then I jerked off and was sane again for a few hours.
When six year old me saw Barbra Eden in those white hot pants in "Harper Valley PTA" and my pee pee felt really funny.
Was then confirmed with Lynda Carter in "Wonder Woman" and Catherine Bach in "The Dukes of Hazzard", and my next door neighbor April flashing me her pussy while on her trampoline.
Been a sucker for curvy women and nice labia ever since.
Lola Bunny from Space Jam used to get my blood pumping in the days of old. Immediately confirmed it when I got my first nice booty, also figured out I was an ass man that day.
Female here: I had a dream when I was about 8 or 10, of a male classmates of mine whom I had a crush on, and the most wonderful golden light coming out of his groin area. I felt so fantastic when I woke up. I had no idea what male genitals were supposed to look like, but I instinctively knew it would be the best thing ever.
My son was about 1 or 2 years old, we were eating at Hooters, he reached out and pinched the waitress's shiny tights right below her ass. She jumped about a foot into the air until she realized it was "just a baby". That's when we knew he was straight. Confirmed when he was in fifth grade and caught him sending porn pics to a friend.
This isn't the first time I realized it because I can remember being attracted to the opposite sex long before this but I think this is relevant and maybe the first time my sexuality was "tested":
In 7th grade a kid in one of my classes that was a little strange asked me if I was going to the school dance and for whatever reason I told him I was (we weren't friends) and somehow we exchanged numbers to meet up or for a car pool is what I thought. I don't think he had any friends so I felt bad for him.
Anyway he called me before the dance and it seemed strange to me but he insisted we go together yet we weren't friends at all so I told him I had a ride and I guess I'd see him there.
At the dance some people/friends were talking and he must have passed by at some point because they mentioned how he was strange but I kind of brushed it off because I was a little strange (and who isn't) and he was never outright mean or too strange to me.
Then later he came up to me and asked if he could talk to me and I guess it seemed important so I walked over to a table and sat down and he started telling me how cool I was and how I have pretty eyes. That's when i got very uncomfortable and told him okay and walked away.
I didn't even realize that he was hitting on me but looking back I obviously realized it at some point. I just thought it was very strange to me and not a comfortable feeling or something I wanted.
richjang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five in 1989 three things happened.
1.) First kiss, embarrassing yet unreal
2.) mariah Carey, aged 19-20 on TV. I wanted to marry her.
3.) my swim teacher, blonde hair blue eyed, super fit, very uh well curved....my God no wonder swimming is my sport of choice, nowadays
I was watching Scooby Doo and got a boner during one of the episodes when Daphne was wearing a swimsuit. I was only like 6 or 7 and had no idea what was going on, so I called my mom while she was at work to explain my situation. She thought it was so funny that she put me on speaker phone and let her whole office staff hear me crying about how hard my dick was. Classic thanksgiving story.
When I was 6 watching Yvonne Craig and Julie Newmar on 'Batman' and my lower belly felt like it was full of tickle fish.
yakatuus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barbies and specifically a yellow sweater, so... boobies? Not realizing straightness per se, but that I was feeling something new that I could not explain.
I was 4 when my sister got these two life sized barbies. She never played with them much, prompting me to take a sexual interest in them. I was fucking My Sized Barbies at the age of 4 and ejaculating in the process.. strange when I think back on it.
About 1987 or so, I was like 7 years old. I picked out some Rock and Roll magazine at a gas station because Guns n Roses was on the cover and we were going on a multi day car trip and that was to be my sole source of distraction. I started on page 1 and thoroughly and carefully read every article on every page, in order, because Rock and Roll magazines were dangerous and exciting at that age and I didn't dare risk missing a picture or article by skipping around from page to page. Anyway back then those magazines always had a page near the back where you could order band tshirts and buttons and posters and whatnot. I was scanning the list of items and stopped when I saw "Lita Ford Nude" in the posters section. I didn't know the word "nude" at that time but my instincts said I should immediately check it out. I looked up the number for the sample image and there, in dot matrix black and white, was a tiny, barely perceptible picture of a woman and OH MY GOD SHE'S HOT AND HAS NO SHIRT ON AND THOSE ARE BOOBS and I instantly got an erection and basically just stared at that picture and nothing else for the remainder of the car trip, heart throbbing, mind racing at the realization that I now had something with boobs on it that I could look at anytime I wanted and it was mine and no one knew about it and suddenly my life seemed like the most awesome thing ever, that maybe things were gonna be OK from then on as I wondered what other surprise boobs were out there in unexpected places just waiting for me to find them, and that feeling has still never really gone away til this day.
da_nee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always kinda' straight by default. I was probably conditioned to be at a young age. Then when I was 12 I took a couple days to really contemplate the my heterosexuality.
Women are soft, they're curvy, they have this v shape when they close their legs ... I dunno, the female body is sex. The male body is a tool to do stuff and I see nothing sexual about it.
That's what it looks like from my heterosexual point of view.
My first big crush on a girl was around 11 or 12 years old. Since then I always knew I was straight. Then at around the age of 22ish I was living with my girlfriend at the time, and she was being a general nag about some stupid bullshit and I thought to myself "son of a bitch I wish I was gay just so I wouldn't have to put up with this shit." However after considering the fact that I don't like dudes and don't like penis other than my own, and coupled with the fact that what's to stop a gay dude from nagging me just as bad, I figured nope, I can't be gay, I must be straight.
Mid-puberty. I was lucky, I didn't have schoolteachers trying to tell me about sexual behavior in kindergarten.
If I were doing elementary school today, I would lie and claim to be gay so that the teachers would actually be allowed to punish the bullies who made that part of my childhood miserable.
wamsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a "friend" know a guy who insists that being gay is a choice, and he knows this because its a choice he makes (or rather, doesn't make) every day. He says being attracted to other men or wanting to have sex with them doesn't make you gay, you have to actually do it, so obviously it's a choice. No amount of logic/common sense will change his mind. He's straight, because he doesn't have gay sex, even though he wants to.
Watching Hey Arnold! The girls were having a slumber party and the boys are spying on them. The girls see them and everybody runs away, except Harold is too fat/slow to get away. The girls capture him and tie him down to a chair and hooooooly shit. I didn't understand why I liked it so much and every day I hoped that they would re-run that episode but I never saw it again
My ealiest memory was of a girl in first grade. I picked her up like a bay and carried her around the playground. That was my first time feeling different towards girls.
This is very specific because I was literate at that age, and one of the first books that I ever read was "Everything you Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (but were afraid to ask)".
Clearly this would only be marked by when you found out what homosexual was. This would obviously be the same for someone realizing they were not straight as well.
In either case, the sexual orientation of the person feels "normal" and without anything different to compare it to, you wouldn't label it as anything at all.
Many people are mistakenly citing the first time they were attracted to the opposite sex, but they didn't know that meant they were straight. They knew they were straight once they found out being attracted to the opposite sex meant they were straight, this definition only comes up when you find out there is anything other than that orientation.
Female here - I thought I might be bisexual for a long time. I definitely was attracted to specific types of men growing up, but I was drawn to some women as well. I played a lot of stripping / kissing games with my female friends during middle school sleepovers, so those were some of my first sexual experiences. As I got older (high school but before losing my virginity) I liked to fool around with certain girls when we got drunk together, but was never brave enough to take it all the way. Then I got asked out by a boy and had year long relationship, where the spectrum of my sexual experiences shifted towards men. I've dated men ever since, and although I've wanted to sleep with women as an adult, I haven't, and at the end of the day I think that means I'm straight. It's more of a fantasy now than an orientation (and probably always was). So I guess for me it was a gradual realization of being more straight than I thought I was, since I never pursued women aggressively. I also just might be the kind of person that doesn't put them self out there, thus the people that I sleep with end up being the ones that pursued me (nearly all men).
I was ten and saw a commercial for Coors light, top the Rockies - with a hot brunette in a tight shirt slamming a beer on a mountain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad is from mexico so growing up spanish tv was always playing and their news and culture is... Different. The busty women on the game shows stood out and so did I.
I used to stay up past my bedtime and sneak downstairs to watch Sexcetera on the TV.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 6. My friend came over and we played a version of doctor that we found on a porn channel. I found that i really liked touching girl butts that day. Still do, but only adult booty of course.
When Michael Jordan did those Hanes commercials back in the 90's. I was probably about 5 and I remember wondering abstractly why those commercials made me feel so weird and tingly DOWN THERE.
Countless music videos on MTV in the late 80's and early 90's, especially Aerosmith's Crazy video : D. I already knew by the time that video came out but damn that is when I really started trying to talk and get with girls with a singular purpose at 13. Though it took a 3 or so years to be successful lol
When Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy gave me a little boy boner
KuroNaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heterosexual male here. As far back as I can remember I've just been attracted to women. My parents told me a story of when I was 2 years old and a busty young blonde came into the restaurant we were eating at and I just stared at her until she left. Now whether that's true or not I'm not sure.
I had an attraction to girls at an early age and also found my dad's porn stash by the time I was 6 or so and was into it. I didn't know that made me straight or anything, but as a dude, it was clearly I was into girls. I never developed an attraction to guys, but I've grown mature enough to admit when I think another guy is handsome.
Hurre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a lot of guys wonder if they're secretly gay growing up. My best friend in college confessed his love for me and I didn't feel any of those feelings back. That's when I finally knew that I'm definitely not gay. If I was, I would've been all over that guy. We talked about it a lot and managed to remain close friends to this day. Not the expected outcome if you're to believe the hollywood movies, but worked for us. He now has a kickass husband
When I looked at this girls booty, and was like God damn I gotta get me some of that. I was like 11
aj0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i (female) was 3 or 4 and was over my best guy friend's house. we were playing pretend with castles. i thought of myself as the queen and wanted him to be my king because then i could kiss him.
12-6am ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7 or 8 in nyc and i saw an attractive woman and i had gotten an erection
I was in kindergarten and this girl was in the monkey bars, she was wearing a skirt and I walked under her, looked up and 5 year old me liked what he saw. Also cousins got me into porn at 8 years old.
emmy1894 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized I liked the song " Ill make a man out of you" less for the tune and more for the half naked Shang. Still love Mulan.
6 years old saw a "magazine" in my brother's room. I stole it. I knew then that it was meant for something. I just didn't know what to do. Penis was acting funny and I got scared... but I kept it.
Well, of course, there was all of the usual pressure on me growing up to become gay -- pictures of hot men being used to sell everything from toothpaste to cars, movie posters showing men sharing passionate kisses, all the jokes you heard on mainstream media about straight people.
It would have been easy to go along and just pretend to be as queer as all of my friends. In those days, there were no role models of men who had successfully gone into the closet without damaging their reputations or careers.
However, I perversely chose to become attracted to women and program myself as a heterosexual. Like all sexuality, it was a choice, of course. I guess I was just rebelling against society and rejecting the teachings of the bible (AKA Vogue).
Finally, after years of working pushing the straight agenda, my other radical straight friends and I have managed to influence society into giving us so many equal rights with normal gay people, up to and including marriage!
So, lock up your daughters -- we straights are promiscuous, outrageously boring, and ready to push our sports teams and inability to dance on the rest of you.
I'm here, I drink beer, and I'm not going away!
sjdr92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt realise at the time, but i have memories of me looking at women under the water a lot in the swimming pool - age 5~. I was a young fucking pervert
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in grade 2, I think. I liked a girl not just because she was nice but because she was beautiful too. If you take that little girl and turn her into an adult woman, you have 'my type' today.
I was a teenager and got a huge crush on a guy. Couldn't stop thinking about him. I was old enough to clearly think "oh thank god I am not gay!" with relief. It was the eighties and being gay led to being ostracised. I was worried that me being gay could be a possibility because I just wasn't interested in boys as early as my friends were. Took me a while.
Major crush on my smokin hot 2nd grade teacher. Mr. Moynihan sigh
Zushenko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always known personally, but you never know physically. When I had a doctor shove a finger up my ass when I had an internal hemmaroid, I thought never again will this happen. The hemmaroid didn't hurt at all, but the act of the finger made my straight arrow steel plated.
dintbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw wonderwoman. Those hips. God dam!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Jessie from Full House.
I know I am not alone on this one!
IDK if I am gay or not yet, curious but wildly nervous and intimidated.
Getting little christmas light boners in grade one from the idea of my teacher showering. Didn't even mind failing that year, you can hold me back but not my boners.
I might be the oldest. I was in my 20s. Before that, I thought maybe I just wasn't into anything--I spent a lot of time on asexual forums. Then, it hit me like a ton of bricks. All of a sudden, I couldn't stop blushing at one of my friends, thinking "Damn. I get it now."
rinnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I first realized I was attracted to girls at about twelve. I don't think I grasped the concept of homosexuality for a few more years.
Still am not 100% sure I am, at 19. I mean I've never done anything with another dude, but I have a few gay friends and not gonna lie when I get really stoned I wonder what it'd be like for one of them to blow me, or vice versa. Never actually done anything though.
Oddly enough, it was at a church convention in Florida when I was 10. I was snorkeling in the hotel pool when I noticed a swimsuit model level girl swimming too. Noticed is an understatement.
Watching That 70's Show when I was like eight. Some part came on where Laurie (I think was her name) seduced Kelso and there was implied sex and I got a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. Not a boner but something. I had been recording the episodes so I ended up rewatching that scene over and over until I discovered masturbation and jerked it to it. Takes a lot more to get off now than back then.
Watching telenovelas as a 5-6 year old, I would get tingly boners whenever the hot actresses were on screen. Had crushes on girls in pre-k. Also my 2nd grade teacher was an attractive brunette in her mid 20s. I remember being attracted to her, trying to look down her blouse and up her skirt, and having the urge to caress her legs.
I realized it about the age of 11 when girls didn't seem to have "cooties" anymore and were rather pleasant. That and had an affinity for the well endowed female haha.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw that my dad had pictures of boobs on his computer when I was like 6. I liked boobs.
I don't know if I've ever really consciously thought about my sexuality. There was no aha! I must be straight! moment or some grand conclusions that's nope, I definitely don't like other girls. There's just never been any questioning it. Ever since I was a little kid, I just knew. I remember chasing this one little boy around in 2nd grade at recess to kiss his cheek. Cooties.
I was 12 and a few girls at a sleepover were playing chicken to see who'd kiss who and all I could think was "ew". I have no problems with homosexuality just not for me.
Perhaps it isn't the first time, but I work for a D-1 basketball team. I'm surrounded by half-naked ripped dudes all the time. I think I'd know if I was anything but straight haha
Junior high. A couple of my friends realized they were bi. I realized I'd never even considered whether I might like other girls. Thought about it for a minute. Nope, no interest there.
I suppose I've always known I was the same as other kids.
Foolxumo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 9 years old, and our class went to the an other class to get to know our teacher for the upcomig year. There was this boy sitting next to the teacher. We learned that he had to redo that year. I looked at him and my heart jumped and I felt warm inside. I found him attractive, and that's the first time I remember ever being attracted to somebody.
Goingdef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess around five when I use to sneak into the bathroom and look at my dads playboys, I had to stand on the toilet to reach them......I fell in it one time......
I wouldn't say that I am great with women, but I have a wink that can make the socks roll up and down the legs of even the most disinterested unsuspecting lady. My parents tell me how even at a very young age I would sit in my high chair at restaurants and wink at random female diners around the restaurant and they would all think it was adorable. Then there was the time a waitress leaned over my high chair to set something down and toddler me grabbed himself a whole hand full of unsuspecting waitress ass. So I guess I knew long before I actually KNEW.
Oddly enough, I wasn't sure until the very night I lost my virginity. I had been struggling with that part of myself, because I just didn't know for some reason. Then I had sex with my now ex, and since then I've been 100% certain I'm straight.
Fifth grade, my math teacher Miss Baker. She was gorgeous and I asked for help with math all the time (I didn't actually need help with math, it was my best subject). She was prettier than any Bond girl that had ever lived and I was totally in love with her. Strikingly beautiful legs...
Ceddar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drunkenly kissed my female friend and realised it was absolutely terrible. Got no rush from it. My boyfriend was sad because he said he wanted pics XD
I was 11 when I first noticed those luscious curves on my female classmates and thought "Oh damn Imma get me summa that..." Never had that feeling for boys. Never even occurred to me that any boy could feel differently until when I was 14 and read about Queen and Boy George.
When I was three 6 or 7 and saw girls I was like I don't know why but I like that. To look at. But not to talk too
NO1CE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5
WuMyster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I learnt what homosexuality is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty by Christina Aguilera made me feel guilty and horny.
atglobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First crush, kindergarten. Continued to have them every year up through 12th grade. I had a moment around age 13 where I wondered if I was gay, as we all do. But the crushes and boners kept coming for girls. So I'm like 99% sure I'm straight.
I really didn't give it much thought until I was in high school. In hindsight, the signs had been there for as long as I can remember. In my twenties, I put a bit of real thought into it; because I don't find men attractive in the same way that I find women attractive, I've come to believe that I must be straight. So, really, I came to recognize that I was straight over the course of about ten years -- from the age of roughly sixteen through the age of roughly twenty-six. Before and after that, I haven't really put much thought into it.
I saw some scrambled porn on channel 73 and when some boonies and vagina popped in I thought to myself
Yeah...that's pretty good I think
It was that or the topless girl in the Portuguese soccer magazine in 5th grade all the boys traded around
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went to your house but you were out and your mom was home.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always just assumed I was straight. I'll admit, I did experiment with my best friend with things like handjobs, blowjobs, etc. but never felt the urge to kiss or do any penetration type things. Both he and I looked up those Girls Gone Wild commercials on the TV at 1am and I think we only did it because it was the "next best thing" and we were horny young boys. I still consider myself 100% straight romantically and maybe 85% straight sexually. I just have zero interest in kissing or dating other guys so I guess i've always just kinda known. It's a hard thing to pinpoint.
I didn't know about the concepts of straight or gay until I was probably 10, but I was messing around with girls since I was 6 or 7. A new family moved in next door and I literally spent the first two days staring at their daughter who was also my age. When my mom noticed me she told me to go see if she wanted to play. Turned out her and her older sister were perverted as fuck, so yeah I started early.
i was never sexually attracted to any gender for the first eighteen years of my life. i liked the idea of being romantic with a guy, but the act of sex had no appeal to me.
until i met my boyfriend. then i knew i was straight and soon enjoyed sex.
i don't think i am sexually attracted to anyone else though. not sure what you would call that.
When my hormones kicked in (probably around 11 years old). That's also when I had an aha moment when I realized sexual preference was NOT a choice and that all the "grownups" telling me it was were wrong.
Deroni76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is something slightly pedophilic about this thread.
kyleb337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was never told how wrong I was for liking girls, so I guess I never really REALIZED it. I just was.
I was 5 or 6. A girl in my kindergarten class showed me her vagina and I showed her my penis. We didn't do any touching or anything but I knew I liked girls from that point on.
My next door neighbor was a girl the same age as me. We used to play when we were small kids. We touched each other and got naked when we were alone. I liked it, a lot. Then in grade 5 I had a girlfriend and we kissed. Again I liked it. a lot.
When I made out with my gay friend and touched his dick over the pants. Definitely not my cup of penis.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously this is a joke BUT....
Moving on from the assumptions we all make when we are very young, in my teen years I really began to suspect I was bisexual. I really became aroused at the idea of a woman with a dick - at the time I figured "Likes dick = gay" and I'm sure a lot of people reading this will still pretty much figure the same.
But here's the thing; I don't like men or people who present as male. I experimented a bit (again figured likes dick is the only part to being gay, or at least bisexual) but the rest of it.... just wasn't for me. I like breasts A LOT. Soft feminine curves and smooth skin were just much sexier to me than chiseled pecs and stubble. (The stubble especially - I have no idea how women stand it. It's disgusting and it's always there!)
I'm also not really into being penetrated anally in the slightest, but considering some perfectly straight dudes like getting pegged and some not so straight dudes aren't into getting drilled I would call that more of a personal preference.
So despite my early confusion, in my 20s I ultimately came down on the side that I pretty much am straight. I can be aroused by a woman no matter what she's packing down south, but someone presenting as male I'm just not going to be interested. I know this is a YMMV situation and a lot of people might classify me otherwise, but eh.
I knew why boners happened from a VERY early age (probably six). I didn't know what they meant, I just knew it happened when I looked at pretty girls. It was very confusing not knowing what sex was or that a penis was involved.
Also, around a similar age, my dad subscribed to a car magazine. I was into cars too, so it was easy to get my parents to let me read them but... I low-key looked them to look at the models.
It's funny because I have feminine qualities and have been mistaken for gay, but I've always been ridiculously straight.
The year was 2004. I was just accepted into the public preschool program at the local elementary school. I walked in and sat down where the teacher told me to. I sat alone staring blankly at the door looking at the other kids that walked in. Two girls walked through and both sat at either side of me. Fast forward to recess. I have no friends, so I chillin on the side of the sandbox, making a castle on the blacktop from the sand I get from the sandbox. Both girls walk up to me and say i'm cute. I say that they're pretty (alpha as fuck) and they both giggle. They then say that I'm their boyfriend now. They both sit next to me and just giggle non-stop. We walk into class and sit down. They both kiss my cheeks and I just put my arms around them. I knew this was going to be a good year.
When I was 7 when I couldn't stop looking at a pretty girl that went to my school. Thinking back now I was a total creeper. I stood motionless across the playground looking at her.
When 7 year old me went and saw Annie. People laugh at me but she was my first crush.
mucow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around preschool. I don't remember any particular moment, but I always liked being around girls and enjoyed their attention. I had to hide my fondness for girls through most of elementary school to avoid teasing and accusations of having caught "cooties". The beginning of fifth grade was a great moment for me as suddenly it was okay to like girls.
I always liked girls, but I used to think that being gay was something you "grew into". I remember when I started puberty and REALLY started liking girls that I had this huge fear of becoming gay, because I thought that was how it happened. It's funny in hindsight, but it really was a fear, for no other reason than I didn't want to have to stop liking girls. The odd thing is that I was raised in a very open-minded environment where sexual preference was a non-issue. I think that because it was never really an issue, I was never taught about what it really meant to be gay, so my young mind put together these terrifying images of one day waking up and liking dick against my will.
When I got a girl to undress for me when I was 6. also in kindergarten, when a girl was talking to the teacher I would sneak up from behind on the ground and look up the girls skirt
awkward teen years with those stereotypical girl sleepovers-- ate out my friend. didnt enjoy it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because i was looking at girl butts in gym but then i saw a dude butt and i was like nah then continued looking a girl butts. Fifth grade was a hard year for intense decision making about sexuality.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 11 and saw an episode of Picket Fences where Lauren Holly was wearing nothing but her underwear. I'm sure that's also why I have a thing for redheads.
vyxxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a Destiny child music video as a commercial during castaway. I was like "why are my pants tight?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got it early, was eight, kept crashing on every pretty girl around me, then the organs were wired by age 12, she's cute turned into she's hot.
I was thinking about it and I don't know if this is the first moment but it's definitely one of them. I was maybe 10. My mom got some kind of magazine deal and she signed me up for a shitload of random magazines. One was a surfing magazine. I didn't surf, and had never surfed (we lived in Oklahoma). However it was still kind of a cool magazine with a lot of artistic wave shots and stuff. When the first issue came my mom handed it to me and I didn't really think much of it. Well a few days later I actually opened it. Those suntanned surfer girls in string bikinis were the best thing I'd ever seen. I don't know if that's the FIRST time. I can remember being interested in girls in like 2nd grade. But it's definitly the first time I realized how much I loved women's bodies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I imagined Britney Spears holding me between her boobs, I didn't know what nipples were
I was in 2nd grade driving by a strip club, I look out the window to see a stripper on her break, wearing a thong and nipple pasties, I had it figured out there.
Went through puberty early. Really early. Always thought boys were cute. Crushed hard on a boy in third grade, and that crush lasted for years. I still remember the first time I met him, he had such gorgeous blue eyes.
But that's not how I knew I was straight.
Puberty also meant my boobs were growing, at a time when none of the other girls were going through the same thing. I became very, very interested in boobs. I found boobs to be fascinating. The scene in Aladdin where Jafar tells Jasmine Aladdin is dead, she gasps and backs up. Her boobs do this wonderful bounce. I rewound and watched that scene over and over again. I was completely mesmerized.
After doing this so often, I remember one very distinct moment. I was in the kitchen with my mother after having to stop perving on Jasmine for fear of bring found out. I remember thinking that while women are beautiful and a work of art, I wanted to spend my life with a man.
I knew it. I felt that with every fiber of my being. Women are indeed gorgeous, beautiful works of art and I still absolutely love a beautiful, round, full, pair of boobs. But a man is who I want to be in a long term, serious, committed relationship with.
I used to look up cheat codes for the original Starcraft and all those websites had all these pop ups with girls in skimpy outfits
unscot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I grew up in a gay household. My mom and my dad were gay (though I think she's 1/64 Cherokee) who sent me to an all gay school where the kids would pick on me constantly. They'd call me a straight tell me to go have sex with a vagina and they'd knock my frappucino out of my hand until I went home to listen to Scissor Sisters and cry.
One day I turned on the 700 Club and Pat Robertson told me I was going to hell for my sinful ways. I touched my hand to the TV screen and my abominable urges to eat quinoa were instantly cured!
I used to read gaming magazines a lot and I can pinpoint the exact moment I became. In India, we have a gaming magazine called Digit Gaming or we used to at least. They would always come with an extra CD that contained game demo's and the like.
The CD that game with the October 2004 issue featured a demo for a little video game called Blood Rayne 2 and one of the folders on that CD was basically a collection of racy pictures (lovingly rendered in CG) of the in game heroine (search "sexy Bloodrayne" on google) and basically I couldn't keep my eyes off those perfect vampire breasts. Bam, first fap and have been fapping ever since.
It wasn't the men in my life that made me eagles I was straight, no, I could have still been bi. It was the lesbians that threw themselves at me that I didn't want.
PIA66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When kerry katzman french kissed me when i was 8
ZackSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo I been crushin' on girls since I was in pre-school
Little 3yo me thought Clarissa was the one (we held hands one time)
When I was 17 or so. I realized I never slept with a girl unless I was fucked up on drugs or way drunk. I was having a three some with the girl I was dating at the time and her guy friend and I realized I was more into what he was doing then what she was. So it probably wasn't the best time for the realization, but I broke up with her the next the morning and she was the last girlfriend I had. I ended up dating the guy for 3 years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was three, my dad caught me and my friend (she was the same age) from across the street kissing and I tried to play it off like we were wrestling or something like that. Then in kindergarten when this other girl would chase me around and try to kiss me I would pretend to fall so she could catch me. I also remember that I would get pissed when our teacher would tell her to stop. I don't think the term was even a term in 1986, but my 5 year old subconscious knew that the old hag was most definitely a 'cock block'...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was also infatuated with Jennifer Connolly in Labyrinth during the same time period. Even at 5-6 yrs old, her costume party scene in that movie put me in a trance. Ironically, I thought David Bowie looked like a scary woman in that film.
Nillows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got a boner in the theatre during the drawing scene of rose in titanic. I had just turned 5. I kept mentioning it to my mother who was next to me probably laughing her ass off.
alecesne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would go to choir practice on time because I got to touch girls' shoulders and smell their hair during the warm-up shoulder massages. I always thought they were so pretty and this was a cool "secret" way to spend time with them. Little did I know I was in for two decades of betadom before I started learning that it was my personal responsibility to become masculine
7ish year old me liked peeking at girls gone wild when my dad left it on thinking I was asleep for some reason , and the thought of kissing or holding hands with dudes was gross
R1Adam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fancied Princess Peach on Mario Kart when I was 9
JosephND ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a kid and in the early/mid 90's was watching some weird movie with a scene involving a huge family gathering. Some red head younger cousin had a crush on the protagonist, and was insisting that because they were third cousins he could date her if he wanted to.
I saw that movie for like 20 minutes but I think I got my ginger fetish from that girl's crazy and realized I had a hardon for crazy girls.
Gold for anyone who figures out the movie.
ikorolou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I typed 'asdf' into google search because I was a bored 11 year old, and boobies popped up
When I really thought about it. I can be rather effeminate and shy sometimes, but I just can't find dudes attractive. I'm probably missing an opportunity because I have no luck with women.
I was sucking on my female neighbours toes at two years old. My body knew I had a foot fetish before I even knew I was a baby.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stole a copy of TV Guide with Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover from my grandparents house when I was 6 or 7, just to stare at her. This would've been back when she was on Party of 5. I feel like that's probably when the switch flipped.
When I was 7 my dad was pirating direct tv with those little cards you stuck in the reciever which allowed you to get EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CHANNEL KNOWN TO MAN for free.
It was a saturday morning. Nobody was up and I was trying to find cartoons.
What I found that day was my sexual orientation.
I stumbled upon BACK DOOR BABES VOL. 2.
I was mesmorized. What is this? I cant look away. Its amazing.
Nothing was really happening downstairs but upstairs was busier than a latino family of 8 moving in.
When I was about 8, I had it explained to me that "gay" was when a man was romantic with another man. I briefly considered whether I would enjoy rubbing my penis against another boys penis (which is how I assumed it worked) and decided it didn't seem appealing. Haven't changed my stance on that yet.
Eleven years old, give or take. Read a romance novel that was lying around the house. The theme was the life of merchants travelling on barges up and down the Hudson River. I found it both informative and incredibly arousing.
Probably when I was about 6 years old. I went into the lunchroom of my dad's friend's factory when we visited and I would look at the typical bikini girl calendar they would have in all male factories. If it wasn't when I was 6 I would've discovered that I was straight close to that age.
First time i saw species the movie. There might be time before but that one left the biggest impression. I was like i totally would let planet earth die to bang that chick i think i was like 12.
At 9 or 10, watching TV and seeing one of those scrambled channels. The first 3 or 4 seconds on the channel it's not scrambled and I was hard as a rock because I saw some boobs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly remember being attracted to girls in preschool, but I did not really understand why. I'm sure that's pretty confusing when it happens to gay people if you have never heard of a gay person.
I was 5 or 6, early 90's, my uncle, 9 years older, threw raves in the ruines of Paris/ Moreno Valley and would get stuck taking care of me. No he had no license. Grandma would be put in charge of taking care of me, she would pawn me off on him and go waste her life at Morongo Casino.
At the raves, girls would hold me, tell me how cute I was, I'd feel em up, and that was my first memory of a solid chubb. If I groped a feel like that now I'd be doing time.
I was bait, my uncle had 100% success rate of landing a hot rave girl by taking care of me.
ckindley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tough question. Probably when I was four, and had a fiancee in pre-school. It's been a long string of similar relationships throughout my life...
When we money in books and magazines. ..half naked or otherwise started to make my mind rattle like a tin roof in the wind...l was wired and couldn't figure out what was going on...and that was l even discovered spanking the monkey. ..l was just a mental sex machine for years...back then there was no porn...no Internet. It must be very strange for kids now with porn on tap.
As weird as it sounds I think my dad was the cause of my sexual awakening. I was about 11 ... new house... new tv .. new tv package. My dad was flipping through the channels and I saw some nice girls laying down on lawn chair with only bottoms on. He quickly flipped the channel .. but you can bet your ass I stayed up till 3 am that night and turned the tv back on
I didnt even know what gay or straight was but i loved boobs. I remember my mom always apologizing for me staring when i was a kid. My grandfather thought it was hilarious though and told me i inherited his "boob-dar" and always knew when a great pair came into the room
I didn't really have any crushes until maybe 7th or 8th grade. My mom even commented "I'm beginning to wonder about you" when she'd ask if there were any boys I liked at school and I said no. It made me begin to wonder as well. Then we moved. And the most gorgeous, olive skinned, chiseled jaw boy my age lived two houses down and we both rode the bus and had the same classes and I got to stare at him all the time. Well then. Crush status achieved. I knew I was straight.
Novacryy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I got fucked in the ass and didn't like it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just roll with what is considered the usual to my peers.
In the 80's they would always show reruns of the British TV show, Benny Hill. Pretty much every episode involved him running around and doing pratfalls or pranks where he somehow ended up pulling the the clothes off of every single woman on the screen. My first boners were experienced probably at age five or six watching that show.
I didn't realize it, I just woke up one morning and decided I was going to be sexually attracted to the opposite gender. /s
rushadee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom lost me at a department store one time when I was around 4 or so. Both her and I realized I was straight as an arrow when she found me in the women's underwear section eyes glued to a TV showing half naked models.
when ta-tas and hoo-has made my little peener get hard.
I remember the first time I saw full-on female genitalia. I was in a quicktrip (gas station/convenience store) and happened upon a dirty magazine someone had left low on the magazine rack in the back of the store (Penthouse or playboy). I opened it up and saw a nude pic of a woman bending over. I had an instant and POWERFUL/violent blood-rush to my pecker. Never felt anything like that since. At least not as violent/intense. I think I was about 12 or so.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At puberty, I stood at the Ritualistic Sexuality Picking Shrine and sat before it. I had lists of pros and cons of all three sexualities, and placed them upon the stone platform. I then kneeled, and bowed my head. A light shone down upon me, and a sepulchral voice rang out, and said:
"Upon your weightings of paper and soul,
you have been judged of pursuit of this goal.
Thus it shall be,
From me unto ye,
The choice of whom you shall mate.
There shall be no denial
Concluding this trial,
You sir forever are straight."
And so I then realized I was straight. I thought that was how everyone did it...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was 10 and i went to a rolling stones concert the video on the back screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf4KBnSBaZ0
i didn't understand what sex was but i knew it was a thing that you got to do if you were a cool person
In 5th grade the scummy kid in our class told my friends and I what it was like to eat pussy (probably lying) all my friends recoiled in disgust and I thought to myself "I mean, i'd like to try it"
I realized I was a attracted to men when I was in 2nd grade and had a huge crush on my best friend.
I realized I was attracted to women when I was 21 and learned that checking out other women and thinking about their bodies wasn't something my friends did.
I'm sexually and romantically attracted to men, but only sexually attracted to women. So I think I'm mostly straight, like 70%.
Well it all started when I caught a porn tv channel... from there on, I'd always try to catch the shows with the best women, never thought about it that way, but yeah it's probably the first biggest reason for me to realize I am straight
Novori12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuh... College. I knew I was boyish, but couldn't imagine doing anything with other women. When I tried to force it the idea, emotions and all just seemed to fall flat. Totally just uninterested!
Well... probably when I got hard watching a clip of Kelly Key when I was a toddler, but I was certain when a close male friend said he loved me and I refused without a doubt in my mind.
I don't know. As far as I can remember I was always fascinated with boobs, even before puberty. Apparently it's something deeply ingrained into me.
Which is why I sympathize with gays- there is no one moment when you suddenly go gay, it's just something that you know as you go through life. The difference, of course, is that there's no social stigma attached to being straight and aware of it from an early age. I can't imagine the pain people experienced before being gay started to become acceptable.
Idk really. I guess i never really questioned it. Apparently when I was like 3 a lady with huge boobs walk by and my eyes lit up and I started trying to follow her.
Started having my dick sucked by a guy. Halfway through, it just kinda clicked that I don't really like guys this way. Since then I've been sticking to tacos over sausages.
I think I was 11, I might've been a little younger. And I'd been obsessed with Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland. I must've driven my parents to distraction with the number of times I watched that movie. And right at the end, as the zeppelin passes out of the waterfall, Princess Camille kisses little Nemo. And every time I got a bit of a tingle, a slightly flushed feeling. I didn't have words to put to it, but I definitely understood that this was something I wanted.
You know, I was going to add a disclaimer that technically, my story was specifically about realizing I liked girls (was gynosexual), rather than realizing I was heterosexual, since it didn't rule out liking boys too. But on actually committing it to paper textarea, I can see now that "boy + girl" really was the focus from the beginning. (Though I guess I can't dismiss the possibility that a girl kissing a girl would've been as intriguing.)
I see a lot of men mentioning boobs as their formative moment. A little funny to me, since I may've been attracted to girls from around then, but boobs actually didn't do much for me until sometime around age 17, when they were suddenly gained the intense magnetic power they hold over my attention to this day. (Though to be sure, the hips, rear, thighs, stomach, neck, arms, feet, hands, hair, face, skin, scent, etc still hold a lot of sway over my heart and other blood filled organs. Like my liver.)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My earliest memory of my heterosexuality was having a huge crush on the girl I sat beside in Kindergarten. For some reason I was really embarrassed for her to know I had to go to the bathroom so I would sit and hold it in so she wouldn't hear me asking the teacher to go.
emptysee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Files. Fox Mulder did things to me, tingly things.
Last month actually. Thought I was bi, hooked with a guy, sucked some dick, realized it really wasn't my cup of tea, went on to eat some stanky pussy, realized that even the stanky pussy on 5/10 girl was better than 8/10 guy. Totally straight!
Friends Dad had a poster of a covered but topless girl in their garage where he hung out and smoked cigarettes. Remember trying to steal glances at it whenever I could.
Reali5t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At about age 4, found my dads porn magazines.
_primeZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started browsing straight porn online at around 10 years old. I think I could've pierced a kryptonian's skin with that.
Zanki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was six, had my first crush on Adam, the second Black Ranger. I didn't really realise it was a crush, but I liked him a lot. By 10 I knew but was too shy to admit it to anyone. Plus my mum had been telling me for years I liked Tommy, not Adam, so I thought there was something wrong with me liking him. Nope, she was just racist and didn't like that he's Asian.
I got very confused as a teenager though. Everyone decided I was a lesbian and I was treated badly for it. It was so damn bad I actually questioned whether I was, but no, I'm not interested in girls. Got kicked out of the house at 16/17 because my mum was told I was a lesbian and kicked me out after trashing my room and attacking me. Worst part was me pointing out pictures of guys I had around my room and asked her why she thought I had them. She told me I couldn't like them as most weren't white or were Power Rangers...
I was 6 and a boy at school was just the cutest! I remember his name, even after 21 years. Raymond. I snuck a kiss one day by telling him I had a secret to tell him. I also used my snack money to him lollies.
Did the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" routine with the neighbor girl whom was the same age as me, around 9-10. Feel like a creep now thinking back about it.
I was 10 at a 49er game and my mom gave me binoculars and when i looked through them i was staring directly at the cheerleaders. I didnt move those binoculars one bit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking for one half of me.
Kindergarten, day 1. Charlotte had really long awesome blonde hair and she was always slightly dusty because she was a farmgirl. I told the head deacon at my church on Wednesday that I was going to marry her.
Urdazzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the 4th grade and saw this video for the first time. Really the whole video is good but the rain part is the best.
When I shamelessly started touching other kids (girls) privates when I started going to daycare. I had no idea what it meant back then, but I suppose that was the start...
My mom told me i had a "little girlfriend" when i was in kindergarten playing tee ball. She grew up to be drop dead gorgeous. Not sure what happened lol i musta fucked that one up somehow. I don't even remember her at that age.
I was about 10, and a schoolmate had a birthday party at a roller rink. I didn't see them all head off to the party room, and then there was a "snowball dance" where you would skate a few laps and then you're supposed to find a new partner, until everyone was paired up.
I had no idea what was going on, but some girl came up and grabbed my hand, and pulled me out onto the floor.
I don't remember much, except my heart was racing, my hands were getting sweaty, and then later the birthday boy's dad was asking where the heck have you been?
I kissed a random gay Asian guy that was flirting with me at a bowling alley just to see how it would feel. I talked to my lesbian friend about it later and she asked me if i got a boner. I said no.
I was maybe 8 (but not positive about that) and was listening to Queen, fat bottom girls, and looking at the CD booklet. It had a picture of girl on a bike from behind, and has a healthy amount of buttcrack showing. I was very interested in that! I didn't really realize the significance of it at the time, but it's my first memory of overt sexual feelings for a woman. It's also kinda funny that a gay man's music and creativity was part of my first heterosexual experience, I'm sure he'd be proud!
Edit: ah shit, I just remembered I did give a girl a note saying I liked her in first grade... But I didn't have sexual feelings at that time. Although I guess that does show I was interested in women.
deadken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I was 3 my family went to a patriots game at the old foxboro stadium, before the pats became the powerhouse they are now. pats vs 49rs, Joe Montana was there so pretty interesting cool stuff. anyways 3yr old me couldn't care less about football but apparently when the cheerleaders where cheer leading I was focused like a laser on the attractive, scantily clad women. I like football now, and attractive women still.
I watched that episode of buzz lightyear when that big-headed psychic chick used telekenesis or something to pull buzz towards her and forcefully kissed him. That shit was hot. I was like 8
Tiiba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was executed by Vlad the Impaler, and the stake just went through.
When I was nine I went and saw Casper with the 12 year old neighbor. Afterwards she said I could touch her boobs.
NSinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 6 snooping in my oldest brothers room and found his porno mag stash I saw a chick getting railed and thought "idk what this is but I wanna do it"
I accidentally downloaded a porn video off of Limewire and my pee wee was happy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
after drawing pictures of myself and random video game characters with huge muscles in elementary had worried my dad for years...
the first day middle of school I saw an 8th grade girl who I basically stalked for the rest of the year, learning her classes and running through the halls just to watch her leave class. never did anything more than that.
it was because she had giant boobs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 years old and watching TV when a commercial came on about a show/movie featuring a tied-up damsel in distress.
amkaro78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the boys started reacting to my bra in Catholic school. That was around 5th grade. By 7th grade I was a whore.
During sex ed class in my first year of high school. Teacher said if by now you arent attracted to the same sex then you are straight. Thats when i realized i was straight.
When i was 7 years old i would wresting with my family. Whenever the hoe train came out id rub my little peter under my blanket and giggle cause i was bad. Trish stratus made me blow my first load when i was 9. Debras puppies too ooo yeah it was a good time to be a horny little boy.
In first grade I had a crush on a girl. I read a ton so my vocabularly was ahead of my grade level. I remember in first grade I just saw her and talking to her all I thought was "cutieeeeeeee" xD
3rd grade crush was a girl. Liked them ever since.
Big_Boyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically, it was Little Mermaid that cemented my hetero side. I was fascinated with the "becoming human" scene..
Bizket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always assumed I was straight, but when I was in my early 20's (in my mid 40's now) I got an emotional crush on a male friend of mine who is gay. We talked about it, and one night at a party we made out. He asked if I wanted to have sex and I said I didn't know, so he offered to let me watch him and another (ostensibly straight) friend have sex and participate if I wanted. About 15 minutes in to watching them make out then my gay friend start blowing my "straight" friend, I realized that while it was possible for me to fall in love with a man, that the physical aspect held no interest in me. I wasn't disgusted, it just felt weird watching. I excused myself and left. We talked more the next day to make sure there were no hard feelings, and have remained friends. That is when I realized that sex and sexuality are two very different things. While I have kissed a few other men in my life, and have had crushes on men, I still consider myself "straight". As I get older though, and sex becomes less important to me, I do find myself thinking it would be ok to be in an emotional relationship with a man while occasionally having sex with a woman on "the side". I guess this really wasn't an answer to your exact question, but I think it hits the heart of what you are asking.
fiero444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually didn't realize until my early 20s. I live in a very liberal town, and knew people with varied sexual orientations. I thought of myself as bisexual for quite some time, but never had a relationship, sexual or otherwise, with someone of the same sex. I made out with guys plenty, and went a little further than that once (stopped before getting to sex, and it was with a male-female couple, not just the guy). It took me several years to realize that I'm just not interested in men sexually. I can acknowledge when a guy is attractive, but I don't want to get in his pants.
At some point it just kind of dawned on me that I wasn't actually bisexual, or at least not interested in the same sex enough to call myself that. I'm glad I grew up in a town that let me freely explore my sexuality without much judgement, but I am straight. I do think it's a little unusual that it took me so long to discover that, and I don't like that my experience reinforces the "bisexuals are just confused" stereotype. Many are not confused and know for sure they're into both men and women.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i knew i liked girls (i'm male) by the time i was in kindergarten
Saw the woman from men in black two in lingerie when i was 3 , knew i lile women then
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush was in the first grade, and that's when I realized. It didn't work out though, he got mad at me when I tattled on him for using those little playground rocks to pretend he was peeing.
Zawiar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've felt in love for the first time as I was 5 years old, so since age 5 I "knew" that I was straight
I had a very vivid dream that I was dating another guy. Everything was great, we got along fine, and there were no problems. But it came time to do sexy stuff and I realized I couldn't do it. I remember saying "I can't do this, I'm not gay." In the dream and then waking up.
This was about 15 years ago in grad school. My wife still isn't 100% sure I was correct about not being gay.
i was 8-9. stayed at my grandparents for a week. found grandpas porn stash and realized i liked looking at the pics of girls and not dudes. later i learned i was born with this curse and it was not a choice. If i had the choice i'd be gay. helluva lot easier to get laid if i was gay. women don't give me a second look yet when i go to gay bars with my gay friends i get hit on all the time.
I was 10, in a catholic camp, where they were trying to brainwash me into becoming a priest, and we went to climb a mountain, at the base of which there was a camping resort. Some girls in bikini made me hard, I wondered what was happening, and later in prayer, their image kept popping in my head.
Later, when father David asked me if I wanted to stay there to train to become a priest, I decline, thinking of those girls when I said it would not be for me.
Much later, after being teased in high school by a female friend, saying I am gay but don't know it, I started to question myself. I was masturbating like a machine at the time, thinking of another girl in our group, so I doubted she'd be right. But anytime I entertained the thought, I felt more repulsion than attraction, so that's when it sealed the deal for me.
When I was born I turned around and grabbed her right in the pussy.
maybe_kd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up, I always had crushes on boys. I think my first "crush" was when I was 4. A neighbour, a boy in my class, a celebrity... My best friend and I were always boy crazy. I always had a crush on one boy or another and I never saw girls that way. It was never really a question for me.
Straight Male, early 30s. I didn't have a realisation of any sort, but I had an identity crisis in primary school because of star wars.
Jedi had already been out for 2 years when I was born and my dad had taped then off TV. I don't remember star wars ever not being in my life and would watch all 3 of them all the time. As a result, Carrie Fisher was not Sexual for me. My friends started to talk about how hot she was in the metal bikini. I couldn't see it. So I started to wonder if I was gay. Eventually I just realised that since star wars was such a big part of my life from before I knew about attraction, I saw Carrie like an aunt, not in any sexual way. Weird few months though.
Still don't find that metal bikini sexy and have no fantasies about that. Still think it's weird that anyone in the early 30s or younger would find it sexy.
wjk628 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a huge crush on Indiana Jones when I was a child.
Rhiann0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhere towards the end of high school. I really thought I was bi or even gay, but as I got older, I realized that my appreciation of ladies was more aesthetic and friend based, and that I wanted romantic relationships with fellas.
I identify as "unfortunately heterosexual" because as I got older, my options narrowed. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True story with a friend's 5 year old driving with her and her husband.
The following happens when they pass a new strip club in the small town where they live.
Mom: It is disgusting to see that in our town
Husband: silence. lol
Boy: what is disgusting mom?
Mom: That place is where women take off their clothes and dance.
Boy: Silence
Boy: I think I would like that.
When I was about 4, me and the neighbour girl used to mess around. Nothing serious obviously, we were kids. But I never looked back. Made out with a couple of dudes in high school to see what it was about, really wasn't my thing. Confirmed my beliefs.
I was pretty certain from about the age of 4 though.
Mostly because I've never liked girls as a whole, I've always been a huge tomboy and would only hang out with dudes and other tomboy girls. All of my other tomboyish female friends turned out gay, but I guess I'm special because I've managed to be 'one of the guys' while also dating one of the guys. Also because when one if my female friends confessed to having a crush on me, I was whole-heartedly weirded out. I realised I'd never even considered a girl as a romantic interest, where as every other girl I knew was bi or gay.
raydeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Mary Poppins in the theatre. Instant crush. And I was like 3 at the time.
Probably when I was 8 or 9, and I found a Victoria's Secret magazine in my neighbor's room.
Dazz316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around the start of puberty. I had found porno cards as a kid and played show you mine and I'll show you mine. I never really got sexual urges or excitement until the start is puberty.
Girl here. I was confused about my sexuality up until my early 20's, as my first kiss was with another girl when i was around 10 and i liked it. I never found any other girl i'd like to kiss, i wasnt that much into guys either but mainly because i had a low self esteem.
It all came clear one day after a failed threesome with a very very beautiful girl and her boyfriend. I liked how cute she was but touchinh her body and kissing her was disgusting.
When I was around 10 I asked myself something like "am I gay by any chances?" I remember i was on the bad chilling and that question took me several time to answer myself. Then I convinced my self I am.
Was prob 7 or 8 and went to the local pools. I saw boobs everywhere I looked. The rest is history.
Edenor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had a moment like this because I didn't feel sexually attracted to neither men or women until I was over sixteen (which seemed weird to me and people around me).
I remember seeing a picture of Jim Morrison (of all people) at some point and feeling like "hmm.." and that's when I realised I do find men attractive.
Although I didn't exactly realise I was straight, because the only thing that made me consider myself also not attracted to women was because I was never attracted to one, not because I thought it was completely out of the question.
(To be honest though, I still kind of feel the same way about it...)
Yetis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The punisher issue #1. There was a page with a painting if a nude woman. Read that comic everday in the bathroom.
ebimbib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was into girls from a really young age, but I discovered that I'm just plain old straight when I slipped a finger in my butt in the shower and just did not enjoy it even a little bit. Also, penises are kind of gross.
When I was a 80s runway model, and at the age of 5 I saw an older girl wearing only underwear backstage. Then as I turned around I saw my runway partner (also 5) in her underwear. There was no doubt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was around 9 years old when I saw my first adult content on tv. I was at my grandmas house in Italy and the late night shows where coming on. Started watching it and thought "well now that's just fine right there"
Preschool. You. Me. Kissing and pulling our pants down while in this dome playground equipment. Things got heavy; parents knew we were "dating". You (your mom) even got me a matching bracelet and necklace that I still have for my bday. Never saw him after, unless you were the dude I wasn't attracted to with the same name in one of my junior college courses that I was too shy/unmotivated to ask if he was my first pre-k romancee.
On the first day of class in kindergarten i was assigned a seat next to a girl named Lindsey. That was the first time in my life i felt my heart drop. I was five and in love
I remember having to sit on the stairs for talking about how big and lovely my preschool teachers boobs were to my sister (who ran and told my parents). So I guess you could say 4
Dude, it started young, always just kinda knew. When I was in pre-K I kissed this girl that was always sorta mean to me. She'd tease me, nothing menacing, just her way of showing affection come to think of it. The kiss happened just before nap time. She came up to my cot and squat down in front of me with pouted lips and a stuffed giraffe under her arm; I just reacted like people did in movies and kissed her, except it was really fast, just a peck. Still tho, set my tiny heart fluttering like bird's wings. I still consider it my first kiss! And there are plenty after๐ That's my first real memory of having a solid attraction towards females. Almost 20 now and nothing's changed ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Every girl I knew in my early years was a backstabbing lying kleptomanic piece of self-centered filth that treated me like dirt. One by one they'd leave because I was 'too smart', 'too weird' ' not pretty enough' 'not sporty enough'. I didn't mind too much, even at 6. I recognised their shallow traits and tried to avoid them, but I wasn't allowed to hang out with boys. The boys were just interesting to me, then. They read books about dinosaurs and tackled each other and had FUN conversations! However, my parents kept forcing me to find new girls to play with, and the same thing would happen everytime. They'd want to play makeup, I'd go 'no, I don't like makeup, can we read books together instead?' When I was 6 years old and my last female friend at the time threw my books to the ground and said 'You're too weird, I don't want to play with you anymore.' I knew I would never, ever be attracted to a girl.
The first time I realized I was straight is probably the same moment my dad thought I was gay. I kept asking him to rent Strawberry Shortcake the movie (Think it was a movie) When I was real young over and over. I had a crush on her.
My friend asked me if I wanted him to wank me off. I was just hitting puberty. I would have let an ugly chick with three eyes and facial leprosy pump my lump but not this guy.
I knew then. I have come to terms with it now.
Was watching Indiana Jones for the 100th time, but this time I noticed his sweaty, muscular chest. Lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The end of my bi-curious phase came in bed with another guy. I realized that while I didn't have anything against guys, I really was not attracted to them.
I think I'd been confused because of the whole idiotic concept that you have to be sexually repulsed by guys or else you're gay, which is basically the result of growing up in the 80s and 90s around a bunch of other idiot kids with no exposure to any openly gay people. I knew I wasn't freaked out by the concept of dudes in the nude, so thought that meant I had to be at least partly gay.
Fortunately, I am much wiser now, and know that it's perfectly normal to not find guys unattractive while still not being attracted to the male body at all, and that doesn't affect my sexuality in the least nor impact my life in any negative way. It makes locker rooms easier to deal with, for sure.
If the presumption is that at some point we will realize we are straight or gay, who is to say when that point will be? Didn't Meredith Baxter come out in her 60's? I guess I'll let you know what I've decided on when I'm in my 60's.
Scarrzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I winked at the nurse in the delivery room, and I was NAKED !
Halafax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7 years old and trying to understand why the blonde from WKRP in Cincinnati made my weiner hard. I had plenty of erections before, but they were random. This was noticeably, immediately, and distinctly different. Trying to figure out how to lay on a sectional sofa to cover my shame and still watch tv in front of my family was... weird.
That's when I realized I had new, and perplexing, feelings.
Not really into Loni Anderson anymore (even when she was in her prime). Not my kind of woman at all. But 7 year old me wanted to marry that lady.
Chal02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 or 7, I would steal my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs and look at the pictures. I didn't really know why, I just knew I liked it. My mom found out and asked me why I was doing it, to which I responded in a broken toddler voice "I like to look at the pretty ladies." Must have been convincing enough cuz she let me keep doing it.
sophdeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 11, realized I was supposed to start crushing on girls, so I had a crush on a girl in class. Basically made a decision to be straight....that should have been a sign that I'm actuslly gay.
Saw brokeback mountain and immediately thought this is not for me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 6. It was 1981 and I was watching the Eurovision song contest.
This very vid to be exact. I remember getting very flustered when the dress gets ripped off. I didn't know what was going on but I knew I liked it and I knew I liked girls. I sorta got a bit obsessed with girls in short skirts after that for a while.
As sexist as it was (and it really was) I was so glad we had "page 3 girls" back then in British tabloids.
rube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade. Had a huge crush on a pretty brunette.
High school! I thought to myself "there's no particular reason I wouldn't be bi, I should find out!". So I checked out some dudes for a bit, and came to the conclusion they did nothing for me. So it goes.
vorpib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was just after the conversion therapy my parents subjected me to for 2 years
Mccalls catalog or fashion magazine thing. 1973 -75 or so... Jacqueline Smith. Age 4 or five. Certainly did something to me. Turns out the bulk of women I dated and the one I married did have dark hair, coincidence or not?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 9 or ten my friends and I would type in our names followed by .com into the search bar to see what "our website" would be. Friend's name was Danny. Automatically changed to dani when we hit search and bada bing bada boom we found our first porn site.
I realized I was straight after my third time having sex with another man. I could never get off. Wouldn't kiss them either. This is when I realized I wasn't curious anymore. If you don't try something how will you know? That was my philosophy pretty much lol
When I contemplated titties in my face and I thought "ew". That's when I knew I was straight. And when I made out with a chick in high school because I knew it would make my ex dump his new girlfriend and get back with me.
5th grade. One of the boys from school was online at the diving board at the town pool. He had muscles in his arms that made me feel tingly and nervous. Straight for sure. I have seen women who are beautiful but never had thise same feelings...more like i can appreciate the beauty of the creator, not an attraction.
For those who aren't straight i have had a conversation with a gay froend who tried to be straight. He could recognize the beauty of a girl but not the attraction. He tried to make himself attracted to women, but was not.
Same way i felt when i knew i was straight. Its not a choice. It just is.
I never knew this question would come on AskReddit.
A recent event involving seeing a hundred and fifty naked, wet, cold men running through a sauna door after being forced to dunk in the cold lake water made me realize that I will never be attracted to a dick.
When I was five I had this super hot kindergarten teacher, anyway her button up shirt had a button undone and I could see her bra. We were as a class sitting on the floor cross legged getting read to so I just sat there staring
First time I kissed a girl. I can honestly say that there was a very conscious storm of thoughts affirming my deep love and desire for women. Seriously, I fucking LOVE women. Can't get enough of 'em.
1st grade, so ~age 6. I guess I can't really say I realized I was straight, since my attraction to the opposite sex came before my knowledge of homosexuality.
heizhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it ! This post made my day lol
vimtutor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super early.
One of the overly sexualized Disney characters.
Pretty sure it was Ariel and 30 years later I still give any redhead a +2, the brighter and more unnatural the better.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw some drama or thriller or something and these two girls had a lesbian sex scene and such.
Got a solid boner from that one, not in an ideal environment, but it was enough for a conclusive answer.
I think I was about 9, in grade 4 I had a crush on a girl for the first time, when I told her she just kinda walked away and said "OK..." and that was that
was in a classroom after school doing this testing sort of thing for gifted class placement, and the teacher had huge boobs and super low cut top on. wanted to touch them. wonder how I got placed in those classes because I wasn't paying attention to the stupid puzzles much
rotll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 11, when mom brought home this Carly Simon album.
As a tangent, I bought this album for her when it came out in 1978 (I was 17), and the clerk in the store argued with me about it being inappropriate. I don't think she believed I was buying it for my mom. This was in Northern Michigan, not the Bible belt...
mauxly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When, at one point in my life I was sick of dating men. I'd always thought women were physically attractive and fun to be around, I I thought, " I'm going gay!"
Lol I retrospect. Thinking someone is attractive doesn't mean you are sexually attracted.
So many nights with girlfriends hating non-penis sex, missing big hairy bodies, and can't wait for it to be over so we can go back to cuddles.
Ugh, open apologies to those women for using them in my little experiment, while their emotions were on the line. I know better now and I'm so sorry.
TLDR; Living proof that gay is not a choice.
Xitulis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched gay porn once, thought "huh maybe I'm bi." Watched some again later and realized "nah you couldn't pay me to do this shit"
When my very close gay friend made a move on me and I let him. Found out pretty quickly I just wasn't into it. Felt horrible though, it turned out I'd been his giant crush since we met and he was crushed :(
When I realized fucking the couch wasn't good enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven of Nine was the first crush I had which reinforced my desire for women. For some reason I like women that "bun up their hair" but knowing it's really long really attracts me.
Watching who framed Roger rabbit. I didn't understand that I was straight exactly, but Jessica rabbit definitely made me realized I liked curvy women....
asku888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Winona Ryder dancing in the snow in Edward scissor hands
5 years old. I was friends with a 7 year old girl and we were listening to a Kidz Bop cassette tape. She kissed me on the lips and I was like "HELL YEAH, LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"
For me, it was well before I had any idea what straight was. I didn't know what sex was. I barely knew what a woman was (except my Mom, but then I didn't yet know what was woman-generic and what was Mom-specific).
To wit, it was my Mom's birthday - - the day before mine, as it happens - - and my Dad took her out to dinner for her birthday, and brought me along. This has to have been when I was just turning 3; a year or two earlier and I almost certainly wouldn't remember it, a year later and my Mom was too busy being about to pop with my sister (who has the same birthday as I) - - and I know it happened before age 5.
The restaurant was a fancy place on the top floor of what passed for a skyscraper in our small city. You got dinner in low lighting, and then later a band came out and played. All through dinner (so they told me, over and over again throughout my life, as this episode was a favorite family story) I was "fussy," and they kind of rushed eating so as to get me out of there.
They finally finished their meals, and were just wrapping up and asking for the check, when the "band" came out: "Johnny Pineapple and his Coconuts." (I do remember this part, because I read the sign - - and yes, I could read by age 3). Johnny Pineapple was a Hawaiian-guitarist, and his Coconuts were... two female hula dancers. Grass skirts, coconut bras, long flowing black hair - - the works. My parents tell me that from the moment those girls came out on stage, I was riveted; "we couldn't drag you out of there." I'm 53 and I still remember this, firsthand, as well. They were so beautiful. Pretty girls, sigh...
I didn't have any particular idea why pretty girls were so fascinating, but man, they sure were. I remember wanting to get up next to them, for unknown reasons, and to kiss them... It was nothing at all sexual, nor anything to do with them having milk-providing boobies like my Mom; I just felt a great... affection for them, and wanted them to feel it back at me as well.
So yeah. If I'd been gay, and musclemen had come out and I remembered reacting to them, that would be my story. But nope, it was the women that did it for me, bigtime, at a very early age.
I have no idea. I don't recall a time that I didn't want to look at boobs. I do recall thinking when I was real, real young that while I didn't know "what" was supposed to happen, I knew that something happened between the parts in my pants and the parts in a girl's pants, and that it's be good.
When I saw Desparado for the first time. I ruined my parent's VHS copy of the movie going back and forth, watching Salma Hayek's sex scene. Also, when DOA came out with the beach volley ball edition.
Saw a porno at a young age. When the camera did a close up of the girl parts I got excited. When the camera did the same for the dude I recoiled. Learned I'm a voyeurist.
Had a girlfriend, realized I really don't like vaginas. I mean, I didn't think I did, but I gave it a shot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was confused about my sexuality for a long time, because I wasn't really crushing on boys or girls when I was younger. But when I started watching porn I found that while a straight couple was exciting and two men were exciting, watching two women did absolute nothing for me. I had no desire to grab boobs or grab pussy, unless they were my own. That basically became my barometer (and I when I got to college I started actually crushing on guys).
Skarroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When every time I watched Wonder Woman my TallyWhacker got hard.
Kalaea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad bought me resident evil 4 for my PS2. I later fell in love with Leon Kennedy.
Kindergarten. Had the hots for my super curvy teacher. I talked to her more than any female classmate that year. Guess that also answers why I'm into a certain type of woman. Been milf hunting since age 5. I'm 22 now. Didn't stop then, ain't gonna stop any time soon
Kindergarten. Had the hots for my super curvy teacher. I talked to her more than any female classmate that year. Guess that also answers why I'm into a certain type of woman. Been milf hunting since age 5. I'm 22 now. Didn't stop then, ain't gonna stop any time soon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I didn't like to suck dick
xavyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade the girls dragged me under a table and kissed me. I thought that was a great thing.
Well it all started when I was born at a very young age. There was a old magazine for TV stuff I don't quite remember but it had bikini ladies and I liked that.
When I was about 12, I really didn't give a damn about girls up until then, relationships were icky, I was awkward as all fuck, and maths was more fun.
I was four-ish. Maybe younger, but that's as early as I remember. I just always wanted to see girls naked. I thought I was a freak until sex ed in 5th grade explained everything.
Chuggi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a boner eating a pop tart when my 2nd grade friend and I found boobs.com
fptp01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a couple of gay guys hit on me on different occasions and I didn't feel good or ok. I kinda felt scared, I knew for sure I was straight after the second one.
When I stumbled across one of my father's Playboy magazines when I was around 8 yrs old.
BNNJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized i liked girls a lot very early on, put i thought i'd like boys as well. I didn't want to stop at the gender/sex of someone.
So i tried boys when i was about 16, couldn't go through with it.
That's when i knew i was straight.
Earlier today me and my gay house mate were discussing about this hot waiter i had mentioned and he goes "would you of sucked his dick?" jokingly, i respond "yeh, sure" jokingly aswell. Then he starts imagining and explaining in full detail while progressively dying of laughter, how the waiter would start jizzing on my face and all that, and in my head i had a gradual realisation that I was infact straight, as what this kind fellow was describing to me was nothing short of disgusting.
3 or 4 year old me napping in kindergarden and grabbing/humping the leg of the girl next to me... to be fair.. she was wearing high top socks... couldn't resist
Sleeper4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was an r/circlejerk thread for a minute.
Kindergarten. I remember trying to mimic what a girl was doing in hopes she'd notice me. Terrible idea in hindsight.
Joetato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I remember wanting to dry hump a girl in 2nd grade, but not knowing why I wanted to do that. But I don't think I understood sexual urges at that age and it didn't make me think I was straight.
When I really knew I was straight is when I was 12 and had sex with a guy and hated it. Yup, definitely straight.
I have gay fantasy about being treated and getting fucked like a school girl, and I can masturbate to it. But when I look at a man's face, I can't maintain an erection.
I've always had the idea that I was straight, but one night i got drunk and let a gay guy suck my dick. I was limp the entire time. It ended in a threesome with me, my girlfriend, and another woman with absolutely no difficulty of getting/staying hard at that point. I knew right then and there that I wasn't even a little gay or bi, but I'm certainly accepting of my gay friends those guys/gals are awesome
Simbuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's difficult to be precise. The concept of gay versus straight never really got on my radar during my formative years. I just took my development for granted. Kids called each other "gay", but I didn't (and I suspect many of them didn't) understand what it really meant other than that it seemed to be intended as an insult.
In retrospect, I can look back and say that it's clear that I was straight around twelve. Prior to that I'd found naughty bits to be fascinating, but more to satisfy curiosity than for gratification.
The intensity picked up quickly after that and by the time I was fourteen I would have gladly gone without food and sleep for a week if it would have gotten me laid even just once.
When I saw Leah Thompson dressed like a punk and playing guitar in Howard The Duck. I knew I wanted to do something to her, I just didn't know exactly what yet.
maz-o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I guess I'm/was a bicurious female but I realized I could never fully give up dick when I had a girlfriend for 3 months in the summer between 10th and 11th grade...then had penis sex again after we broke up a month later...dude I just really love penises. So much. I could never be a full lesbian, unfortunately.
When I was 5 years old, I saw a Victoria's Secret commercial and immediately stopped what I was doing to watch it.
When I was in kindergarten, I had a crush on the prettiest girl in my class thru 9th grade. Changed schools and hadn't seen her since, until I looked her up about a year ago (I'm a Junior in college). Turns out she got into modeling, and then had a baby like 3 months ago.
I was an obnoxious 10/11 year old at a baseball game with my family, my friend and my sister's best friend who was like 15/16ish. So for whatever reason I had been trying get my sister's best friend who was sitting in front of me to listen to me because I had some fact I thought was cool or something. She finally turned around and looked up at me, and to this day I've never had my stomach drop out like when I saw her huge brown eyes looking up at me. I think I stopped mid sentence and sat there with my jaw on the floor. These days she's a weird emo/goth chick that gives herself tatoos all the time.
I don't think straight people have a realization of when they're straight. I'm straight and have always liked women. It never occurred to me I could be gay, or others could until I was closer to ten probably. It was just something I never thought of.
When I was lying next to my female friend I'd just been experimenting with and realised I was kinda grossed out. Then again when I eventually had sex with a guy and realised, I want all the penis!
bpowers7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i first witnessed Emma Watson
zriley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love - music video
The girl made me feel new things haha. I was 5. Turns out David Fincher directed the video.
When I was just a young lad probably about 6 or 7 living in southern Colorado near the border of Kansas. My parents would drive about a hour to the closest town every Sunday to take me to this Baptist church. I believe her name was Carrie she was the pastors teenage daughter probably about 18 or 19 that taught my Sunday school class. There was always something about her that my young mind couldn't wrap my head around, but I remember one particular day she came over to help me find a bible verse in a white sweater with a plunging neck line. I still remember seeing where her bra was clasp in the center of her soft beautiful breast. I looked into her eyes and I knew that she knew I had looked. I felt embarrassed for just a moment, but she just looked at me and smiled sweetly. I don't know if I consciously knew at that moment I was straight, but none of that matter I just knew from that moment on the opposite sex had something I was going to want and enjoy for the rest of my life.
Anders_A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of always suspected I was hetero, but in my late teens I experimented a bit with people of the same gender, hoping I would be bisexual, only to come to the conclusion that I probably am hetero.
When I was really young I had boyfriends, but I think I had them because it's what people did. I remember being mystified when girls my age fancied boys. Not that I fancied girls. I just wasn't interested in either. Then when I was about 10 I met graham when he moved to our school He was everything I wasn't. Naughty, always in trouble for pushing people and stealing pencils. He once threw a small rock at a teacher ( teacher didn't even notice but it was so brave- to me anway). He slid across the icy playground better than the other boys and won the annual conker tournament in year 5. He was a rebel with curtains and a slightly bent nose. Graham plagued my dreams. He was my first crush and at that point I realised I did like boys.
I never did anything about it. Graham was too cool for me. I did however get him to write in my leaving dictionary when we left year 6 ( he headed to one secondary school, I went to another). He signed it " good luck luv graham x". I swooned over that signature almost all Summer till I saw my friends dictionary, signed the exact same way.
The memory of Graham stayed with me for years, so much that I blushed fiercely when I ran into him at 17 at the local pool. These days I have him on Facebook. He's a total arse. I should delete him...
But err yeah. Anyway... That's when I realised I was straight.
When I was six or seven watching Pokemon and realizing Misty's shorts were awfully short. And getting red in the face thinking about it.
And also the hot 20 something year old daughter of the old folks next to us who came and visited in between college semesters.
She once bent over cleaning up the yard after a yard sale wearing a mini skirt. I happened to be looking out at the street watching the cars pass by.
And then my gaze focused on that beautiful woman and her ass cheeks and the panties she wore that day. For what seemed like an eternity I stared, my 11 year old self captivated, hypnotized, standing erect in both posture and in the pants.
I remember that day clearly and her flower patterned panties. That woman is probably 40 now. And still beautiful I'd like to think.
When I was about 10, I turned on the TV to a late(ish) night film with demi Moore as a stripper. That cemented it in my mind. I knew before then when me and a girl would take turns showing each other our private parts in class. Just out of 7 year old curiosity. And I worked out I liked it so kept on doing it.
Went to an all girls school; a lot of my classmates dated one another. I could admit a lot of them were pretty, but I didn't feel anything sexual. Seeing a boy out in the wild however? Hoo mama.
When I was 10 my dad left a tape in the VCR. I was trying to watch the goofy movie that watched the night before. I turned it on and was shocked at what I saw. Months later I dug through my dads sock drawer to find the tape. It was at that point I was definitely straight.
W02T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew I liked boys. But the moment I knew I was definitely only into guys is a when my hot best friend suggested we make out in front of some people at anime convention when we were 15 and I was just like "nope".
Then she made out with her other female friend later that night at the dance party and I was jealous but still not enough to also make out with her.
I've had other chances to make out with attractive women and similarly just was not interested in kissing them or anything sexual. Maybe I just haven't met the right one haha.
Iggy613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Julie Newmar as Catwoman on Batman reruns.
H83PUTTZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the first grade we had to make a collage from magazines. For whatever reason I thought it'd be a good idea to find every add for women's underwear or bra etc.
My teacher told me to take it home and show my parents as it wasn't okay. I got off the bus and tore it up and threw it in a garbage can.
sekter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember always kissing girls and liking them as far back as I can remember, say 6 years old...
I always figured I was straight because it was just my default attraction setting, but what semented it in my mind was something my friend said: "Sure it'd be an easier path to take if I was gay, but then I'd have to walk down a road of penises." I always took my straightness for granted without thinking about it, but the disgusting sounding analogy made me realize I had no motivation for dick.
It's not really accurate to profess one's first hard-on as an indicator of straightitude. Many guys are pressured by their environment to exclusively pursue women and assume they're 100% straight, yet some still figure out later they're bi or something else when they become more comfortable with themselves.
And I know I'm still straight now because out in the world my head's on a swivel looking for every attractive girl I can find, but when I look at dudes, there's zero reaction/motivation to keep looking at/for them. The key is what your radar regularly picks up on: Girls, boys, ladies, gentlemen, ladyboys, whatever piques your interest should be something you face honestly.
I don't think you really know until you find out that being gay is a thing and then you're like "oh well that's not how I feel so I guess I'm straight."
I did make out with a guy once tho and felt pretty disgusting so that pretty much confirmed it for me.
6th grade, parents night at school and someone's junior high aged sister came along. She walked into the classroom wearing one of those semi-baggy knit sweaters that just kinda hang off the boobs. I stared, slowly panned to my left and my buddy John was also just staring, jaw slightly opened. We just started laughing and said. "Man junior high school is going to be amazing!". Little did we know....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my third grade teacher bent over to help me with my math I suddenly I didn't care that I didn't know all the times tables
I was 12 years old, I used to use Bing Rewards back when it was called by that name. When I searched to get points I usually just spammed a letter and went all "backspace -> Enter, backspace -> Enter". I went from a to z and... when I got to x...
Yeah, pretty much.
DOSmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this is what you meant, but I found out I wasn't gay by making out with dudes freshman year of college. Learned I preferred women way more than men, because after that I preferred men 0%.
Also when I was 5 or 6 I'd wake up early and watch Sailor Moon on Cartoon Network cause she was pretty. So I've always been straight in that respect.
My first crush was Teri Hatcher when she played Penny Parker on Macgyver. The 1989 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition with Kathy Ireland sealed the deal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accidentally going to whitehouse.com (NSFW) when I was in 2cnd or 3rd grade.
DomMacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my dad had me bent over the hood of his car. I really enjoyed working on motors and then boobies came later.
ksiyoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never had a "So this is straight and I like it" moment. I never went through the "girls have cooties stage". One time some girls in second grade tried to pull me into their bathroom (for what purposes, I'm not sure) but I escaped from their grip. And I went over to a girl's house in second grade and she wanted to get naked, but I said no.
Fourth grade was when I had my first real crush on a girl, and I think I was confirmed straight at that point.
Always suspected, but it was confirmed a few years back when I watched a gay porno video.
One of them putting his partner's cock up his ass didn't bother me at all (I had already experimented with anal dildos), but them kissing each other resulted in a negative emotion. (Sorry guys!)
It's also pretty symmetrical with regards to lesbian stuff: lesbian porn is nice, lesbian stories that focus on their emotions and also feature sex feels like the best thing in the world.
Qf3ck3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the age of five. Found porn mags in a bush in the woods. It was a Penthouse and the wangs grossed me out but the girl on girl stuff really intrigued me.
I had a crush on a girl in the first grade. Also, I heard stories in grade school about how the Titanic showed a girl without her top off. I made it my mission to see, because i yearned to know. It was the driving force of my life in a pre-internet household.
l-Came ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1st grade. Her name was Heather. I was hooked on women from then on.
I sort of just assumed I would be bisexual tbh. When I was 18 I tried having sex with another man but although he was great (and I felt a platonic affection for him as a friend that bordered close enough to romantic feelings for an inexperienced teenager to confuse the two) when his Penis entered my Anus I had a sudden moment of clarity that pierced through the haze of drink and drugs and I discovered that I was only interested in Women romantically and sexually. and I haven't tried again since. I was quite disappointed that my pool of potential romantic partners had just been halved. Shame really.
I was in 1st grade and i dropped my pencil under the desk and sitting across from me was this girl named kristy who was wearing kind of a school girl outfit with sky blue leggings. I went under the table to get my pencil and i was literally eye level with her crotch. I stared for an good 20 seconds mesmerized and i did not know why, my brain and my penis connected and i got a wee boner and then i realized girls werent icky and dat pussy was life yo but I was to chicken shit to tell her she was fire. Kristy was in all my classes 1st to 8th grade she became one of the most popular girls in middle school and i always had a crush on her but she never noticed me cause i kept to myself suffering in silence like a real G. 21 years later who would have guessed that things would have worked out the way they did cause the stars aligned and i saw her working at the local mall at forever 21 and i realized she was past her prime and gained alot of weight but i would still hit that shit for historical reasons.
ragnaroq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had 5 years and fell in love (well, a crush maybe?) with a girl from 2nd or 3rd grade. She was 1.5 times my size but I liked her a lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a babysitter who was a teenager while I wasn't even ten. I couldn't stop looking at her jiggly bits wondering what was happening under those thin summer clothes. It made me want to crawl up her skirt and live there, I just wanted to touch, squeeze, and feel all of her.
Yeah, I think I might be straight. The boners came later in life, but the fascination was there early on.
When I seen my art teachers thong in 3rd grade after that I would always sit next to her desk and prey on the moment she'd bend down
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pink ranger, Lola bunny...yup lol
Myzyri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second grade. A girl in my class. Couldn't stop thinking about her. Still think about her on occasion (as an adult, not as a kid, you sick bastards!).
Tried to get close, but was friend-zoned. I was smart and in some gifted classes with her. She was really smart and in all the gifted classes. At first I thought I was too dumb for her. Then, in 8th grade, she started dating a guy who was borderline retarded. I just wasn't hot enough for that superficial twat!
But that's ok. She went from the smartest girl in school to being a coke addict. She's about 40 now and still works the register at a local BBQ joint. Same job she's had since she was 16. Sad.
When I was in kindergarten no fucking joke this girl sat on my dick under the slide on the playground. I remember getting super hard was the first time I ever had a boner I think
When I was like 10 and I realized that I had a wet dream about this annoying girl in band class. Jill, you were cute and your annoying features drove me crazy.
Balzaak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw Austin Powers when I was about 5 or 6... Elizabeth Hurley made me feel all tingly inside, I would watch that movie lying prone on the ground and wonder why I felt so good. 21 now and she still has that effect on me haha.
Getting crushes on girls later on in middle school. Confirmed the suspicion that I was straight when I became good friends with a girl and dated her for a while in HS; went from someone who'd rather stay at home all day to someone who wanted to stay longer at school so I could spend my free time with her.
jluna44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 9 and was watching American pie and the rest is history
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw a penis in a porn video and instantly lost my erection. I still can't manage to stay hard if I can see another man's penis. I had suspected I was straight before then, but that's when I became certain.
I was watching this girl play volleyball in PE. She was really bad at it, her serves couldn't clear the net; I found it adorable. I thought to myself "damn, it sure is hot when girls are bad at sports." Later in that same class, the girls team captain was doing these jump serves and absolutely killing it. I thought to myself "damn, it sure is hot when girls are good at sports..." After mulling it over I began to realize that the key commonality between these two observations was that indeed girls are hot, no matter what they're doing.
your_toy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had a kinky when I was 5 where I was tied up by girls. It felt like a nightmare but I actually really liked it. Oh and I remember finding girls' thighs very nice to look at when I was in 4th or 5th grade
Used to watch "those" channels late when my parents thought I had Scooby Doo on. You remember, those scrambled, miss mashed ones that if you looked just right you could see a nipple and hear 1/4 of what was going on. Then I discovered the internet and life was never the same
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About age 8 when I fell in love with Phoebe from The Wonder Years.
I kissed a girl in grade two. I think that's the earliest memory I have of being attracted to girls. There might be even earlier examples similar to this. I don't remember though. We both got in trouble for it. Both our parents were called and they made a big deal about it.
I was 3. I was shopping with my mom and we went through the bra department and yeah. You know the rest.
Optewe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the grocery store with my mom and when I saw the magazines near the register (Cosmo, etc), I started singing the words "beautiful girlsssss" over and over again. Yeah that was it
vguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The underwear section of my mom's sears catalogue.
cgtdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably around the age of 6. Saw a chick with a big ol' ass in a grocery store. Shit was awkward as fuck, as I had no idea what my body was doing or why it was doing it.
TBH I don't think I like any type of genitals, they all seem pretty gross, but I'm definitely romantically straight, and I guess the earliest thing was when I had a preschool crush, but it wasn't really solidified until two years ago when I fell head over heels for a girl who actually like me back. Too bad she stopped liking me before we could date :/.
sdzk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade, thought all the older girls with braces were hot
ECU_BSN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably during the Duran Duran era
kittysub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I started to think about my answer to this question. Then I stopped because what am I doing? I'm more bipolar than a refrigerator magnet.
When i was 8 i walked into a grocery store and for some reason they had actual PORN magazines in there, not censored or anything. I stayed in that store for at least 3 hours a day
When I was probably 6-7 and had the biggest crush on Snap the elf from those Rice Crispies commercials. Oh, and Trunks from DBZ. Was majorly crushing on that guy.
We were making some sort of personal sketchbook (?) in primary school. 50% of mine consisted of cutouts from the lingerie section of the Argos catalogue. My mum found it.
JasonFS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went into the "gay category" because at age 14 you question your own sexuality,after that I said never again.
I loved when my 3rd grade English teacher wore this tight sweater. Couldn't quite figure out why, but it made feel all good inside.
Then a couple years later I was like "oh yeah, boobs"
NFLinPDX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I knew I was interested in women when the girls started getting boobs and I really wanted to see those boobs. Finding a stash of porn magazines at age 9, confirmed it.
Also, later in life, after relationship troubles, I gave some consideration to the possibility that I might have interest in men, but it only cemented that I'm definitely straight. Simply put, I cannot imagine being intimate with a guy. My head can't plug a guy into the situation of, for instance, the awesome feeling of the first kiss between myself and a woman I started dating. It is absolutely divine, but mentally trying to put a guy in place of the girl caused the flow of ideas and wonder to come to a clunky halt.
I was at a Red Sox game and the girl in front of me had this red dress on with holes on the side. I think she was on a date with a guy but I wish I was on a date with her.
rclouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was in first or second grade. Parents took me along to a dinner party hosted by a man who didn't like children. He put me in his den with some coloring books and crayons.... and a stack of Playboy and Penthouse magazines.
Let me tell you something. Those magazines were AWESOME.
First discovered I liked the ladies when I found my brother's porn stash when I was in the 3rd grade. Then, I decided I needed to start my own and began hoarding department store catalogs for the "toy" section...Those models in the underwear section got me through early puberty (parents found my brothers porn stash).
Sometime after i graduated, i was looking back and realized my "best friend" was attracted to me. He told me he wasnt into me so i believed him. There was few moments that stuck me with such as him letting me sleeping in his room and then him trying to give me hickeys. God im dense.
When I'm camping with a bunch of other guys and the whole campground is filled with 90% guys and across the way I hear a woman's voice and my head just turns automatically. Never worth it where I camp tho.
It was in second grade. The teacher had us gathered around a table and she was at the end of it. Dropped my pencil and when I reached down to get it, I looked to my left and saw her pink undies. I then stood up and went to the restroom to touch my self.
E_Z_Ray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade me just hit puberty and couldn't look away from a nice ass
Atrus2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2nd or 3rd grade. I looked down one of my summer camp counselors shirt when she was picking something up and saw boobs and a bra. Not sure why I felt the way I did but I knew it was awesome.
Joshfu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was getting blown by a friend of my moms and I was not into it AT ALL. So I was pretty sure that meant I was not gay. Also, it could have just been that I was 8. I will never actually know.
wanted to do something to that ass, just wasn't sure what
BuddyOtt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My 4th grade teacher was petit with very large breasts... I had trouble concentrating and kept being caught daydreaming. It was so bad I almost failed 4th grade.
When I returned to school after summer break I found out she was going to be my 5th grade teacher too...
Since I was a little kid, as long as I can remember, I felt a tingling sensation in my groin seeing women's/girls reproductive organs. Didn't think I was straight, just confused not knowing what's going on. Felt good though...
I think when I was 4y old. I've had several girlfriends when I was still a ยฑ5y old boy. My parents have pages in a photo book with my girlfriends when I was that little boy. I was a true player back now that I think about it.
I just loved women, holy shit. I remember being in love with my uncle's girlfriend and always trying to sit next to her.
I also truly loved boobs ever since I can remember. I remember having Dragon Ball Z stickers and I was in love with this one woman and especially her boobs. I've still got the sticker on my old bookshelf at my parents' place.
Ozzdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" music video. Cyndi Lauper herself, actually. There's a moment inthe video where she's kicking her feet in the air, and you see a little bit of her lacy undergarments. I was mesmerized.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade. I fell in love with a girl named Tal Summer. Was heartbroken when she moved to Israel. Had a thing for Jewish brunettes ever since. Married one too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very young, probably around 6 or 7. I don't know if it was a 'realization of straightness'; I certainly wouldn't call it that - I was at some sort of park, or maybe a little neighborhood thing - the kind now where there would be those inflatable jumping houses, but I don't think those existed in the 70's. I think there was a slide though, and there was a teen aged girl, like an employee or volunteer helping kids with the slide and I just remember thinking she was really beautiful. It wasn't even overtly sexual, I didn't have to hide a boner, just an appreciation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touched a vagina.ive been a sucker for them since.
When I was in 1st grade I had a dream about this girl in class
Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I did. I just assumed I was like my family in that way. The existence of another option wasn't brought up until after I had experienced my first mini-crush.
HEBIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a cute guy and thought "wish I was that good looking!"
Saw a sexy chick and my twig and giggle berries did a little jiggle.
Haha, it took about 25 years until I met the girl I will be marrying. Before that I didn't really care about gender. Still don't I guess. Does the fact that I'll only be having sex with a woman for the rest of my life make me straight? Doesent really matter I guess
Noclue55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After being physical with two guys in highschool realized i wasn't into men.
Just doesn't do it for me, and i regretted it after.
I'm pretty sure though i have been hit on/approached by more gay guys then girls.
John_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to marry this girl in second grade. We went on a "date" (our parents took us to the Scooby Doo movie and let us watch by ourselves) ... Gave her a ring and a box of heart candies. I peaked at a young age.
EchoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 15. Field trip to another state. A girl I met on the trip age 16 asks me to come to my room to do homework. She comes in and strips naked. It was at that point that I knew 100% unequivocally that I was not gay.
Kindergarten. The girls would kiss me in that innocent kind of way. I liked it. I don't remember why, but I liked it. Getting kisses in kindergarten was way easier than middle school.
joe40001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I heard about gay people and realized I wasn't that.
A young digital privateer browsing the pirate bay before I learned what adblock was.
p-air18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch only lesbian porn for a good minute when I was younger. And every time I accidentally clicked on one with a p*nis in it, it'll make my body cringe.
I was six, and I got a warm feeling while watching Don Johnson in Miami Vice.
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that people can be straight, and like gay sex.
Trudemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is really easy to be unsure about your own orientation when you haven't actually had any sexual or romantic experience with somebody. As soon I did finally get that experience, I immediately knew that I was in fact straight.
greengo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A good answer to this question would be how you perceived the same sex when you reached puberty. As a straight male, I just knew women were.. hot, and awesome and intriguing when I reached a certain age. Girls who considered a guy "hot" in school was a mystery to me, it was just inexplicable, I had no barometer for what made a guy attractive physically because I didn't understand their perspective. I think as you get older, stuff like that becomes a bit more clear, and you can appreciate how other people see things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There were some hotties in my kindergarten class
Davidbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have to say it was after that time I took a bunch of meth and let my buddy rail me bareback for about five hours. After my prostate became engorged and my dick was spraying powder from having so many orgasms I decided that gay sex just isn't for me.
rukioish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swimsuit editions of sports illustrated. Always loved the one's where they wore the least amount of bathing suit. EDIT: as a kid with no internet. It sprang forth from there.
Gain4010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 14 and thought I had a crush in my maths teacher (which would have made me gay). Realised that it was just major respect for him and have only had feelings for girls since (didn't have feelings for guys before either).
When 'Batman & Robin' (1997, so I was 4 or 5 at the time) came out and I saw Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. No way my body was 'ready' to even make a boner at the time but I still kissed the Hell out of the VHS box cover.
Probably about 11 or 12 a neighbor friend who I use to hang with told me about a site called sexyfuckgames.com. later found a video being advertised of a chick sucking a dude off. Late found better videos but I'll always remember that first one.
When I learned what it meant for one to be gay or bisexual, and realized that this didn't describe me.
(It wasn't until much later that I heard of other sexualities besides those three. I now would consider myself a hetroromantic asexual, which technically isn't straight, but doesn't really put me in the LGBT community either)
Well, I always fantasized about the men in movies, like Indiana Jones, but then in high school, I got a crush on a girl, so I wasn't sure. But when I started thinking about kissing her, I felt nauseous, so I guess it wasn't really a crush, but more like I just wanted to be her. And I've kissed a couple of girls before and it was nice, but it didn't "do it" for me.
It was definitely those old Girls Gone Wild commercials. I used to stay up late just to watch back to back half hour blocks of ads, and I would never do that shit if I didn't really like what I saw.
And then a couple years later, I discovered Skinemax. Ahhh, memories.
I thought for a while I was bisexual, not because of any actual evidence but because I thought it was the "right" way to be in that I should be able to be with any person of any gender (I now realize that I wasn't considering hermaphrodites but I was a little kid so whatever). I honestly don't recall any moment in my early childhood during which I realized I wasn't bi, but I definitely knew I liked girls because one time, when I was, I dunno, eight or so, I went to the pool with another family whose daughter was near my age ( can't recall exactly). For some reason that I am not aware of, instead of changing in the locker room, she stripped entirely naked and put on her swimsuit in the registration room. I don't recall any strange looks but undoubtedly there were a few.
Later that day, when we were leaving, she stripped entirely naked out of her swimsuit again to put on her clothes. No, I don't know why.
My girlfriend and me were hanging with a couple who were mutual friends. We guys were joking about kissing as guys may do. The girls thought we wouldn't so we went for it and frenched. Did absolutely nothing for me whatsoever and found that I'm completely straight.
In 3rd grade my crush leaned over the table in front of me. When I looked up her shirt was sagging so much I could see her nipple. That is when I discovered the meaning behind a boner.
At 16 I determined that I have never felt sexually attracted to a man, but I have been to a number of women. I think it's a safe assumption that that will hold true for the remainder of my life.
Babysitter put on Return of the living dead, that pink haired punk nympho was my first set of sexy breasteses
bmadz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being about 4 years old and imaging I was surrounded by tons of beautiful women. I remember thinking I would be married to multiple hot women.
Made out with a fellow girl who I thought I had a crush on. In a hot tub. Naked.
It did nothing for me. Turns out I just really wanted to be her friend.
I only thought I may have been a lesbian because I was a virgin and guys never showed interest. Now I've had a good dickin and I'm much less insecure around guys which in turn means they're less weirded out about me and willing to dick me.
eXawSt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found out what straight and homosexual meant.
First crush in second grade. On a sixth grader. She actually went on to date on of my buddies for a while in my 20s and I didn't even realize it. Never brought it back up.
when i was fighting with my friend who was pretending to be darth vader as a child and every time i lost a light sabre duel he woud plunge his sabre so far inside me i cried .at that point i decided that if i was going to have light sabre duels i would either win or force my sabre into him .anyway shortly afterwards a girl down the road joined our playing and she was either really bad at light sabre fights or intentionally lost every time ,damn, that girl ended up being smashed by darth vader and myself , over and over
vylum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I remember is playing a Freddi Fish game and there are a bunch of "sexy" fish burlesque dancers that pull up their skirts to show the fluffy bloomers they wore back in the days. I was wondering why my shorts were getting smaller.
DenTwann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went for the first time to the yearly check up doctor. She was hot.. And so was my dick..
Played smear the queer when I was 8. I had no idea what a queer was at that time, but I didn't want to be one after playing that game. One of those games you don't want your children to play anymore.
Shizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime around the spring of '93, while watching the Steven Seagal movie "Under Siege" at home on VHS. Seeing Erika Eleniak's bare breasts in the scene where she pops out of the cake made me a man.
j0ykid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
around the time that I started wanting a boyfriend REAL BAD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading Penthouse Letters around 10 years old, I always imagined myself in the position of the character the same sex as me.
When i was 3 i had 2 girl friends at day care. Apparently i got in trouble for kissing them and hitting boys who talked to them. I dont remeber but my parents do.
I never did. I mean I think I'm straight, but with so much focus on sexuality it sort of makes being a challenge sometimes. Can I just be? Maybe I'll get a sexual favor from the same sex and think nothing of it. Why think nothing of it? Heh, why think anything of it? It's my life, not yours
In first grade I couldn't stop looking at this girl. After school, thinking of her made me so happy. It was before puberty so it was a pure attraction.
I was 10 and there was a movie on video called Never Talk to Strangers that had a sex scene in it with Rebecca Demornay. I kept renting it and after like the 47th week of renting it in a row, my Dad figured out why.
When I was in 1st grade or so and developed a monster crush on this cute girl in my class, but I didn't know how to express it so I just tried to awkwardly sit next to her any time I could, then pick on her because I was a stupid little 7 year old.
or maybe age 4 when i stole my sisters barbies for naked mud wrestling, no clue how i got that idea in my head, i blame my two brothers
BoyceKRP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a rather late bloomer, it wasn't even after my first kiss or first time jerking it to big boobs. It was after my first time getting head (which was after my first time having sex). My god. That was heaven, and I knew I wanted her around for a while.
I'm male, and I was first had crushes on girls when I was eight. But I'd say I wasn't sure that I was straight until I was 23, and kissed a man for the first time, to see what it was like. It was the least erotic experience of my life. Apart from one time I accidentally ate fish thinking it was a potato cake, that was pretty unerotic too.
I think about 7? One of my sisters friends thought I was really cute (as in cute kid) and would plant my face in her tits for a hug. I started trying to get my sister to invite her over and I would walk over to her house to say hi but would just stand there and blush.
I didn't know for 100% certainty until I was 17. I was a late bloomer and while all my friends were obsessing over the opposite sex I didn't really care too much either way so I had always thought I might be gay. Then one night at a party I saw 2 of my gay friends tongue kiss while I was right next to them and I almost threw up all over both of them. Now I have a stomach of steel but seeing that made it turn like nothing else in my life ever has and I am all for equality but something inside me doesn't like seeing guy on guy stuff evidently. And that was the moment I knew 100% for sure that I was straight.
Everyone here has these porn/sex stories, lol. I just remember being five and thinking that I really wanted to kiss my female best friend, because I thought she was smart and cute. Then I thought it would make her upset, so I bottled it up and began my life of emotional turmoil. ;)
Victoria's Secret magazines my mother ordered when I was in elementary school. I would take it, use it, then meticulously replace it in the exact location so as not to arouse suspicion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The constant boners caused by the cute substitute teacher's cameltoe. That was enough to make me see that my straightness was a hard fact.
I was watching an episode of Malcolm in the Middle with my grandpa where Reese starts messing around with the token girl at school with huge tits. There was some sort of profile shot of the tits and my 9 year old boner skyrocketed. That was the day I knew
I knew I was attracted to females at around age 5. I didn't learn what gay was until around 8, so technically that would be when I realized I was straight.
I've been told I had a "bf" when I was 4. But the first memory I have around boys was really fancying this 20 year old farmer who had come in to school and was showing us kids how to loop n rope (possibly other things but all i remember is the rope ). I remember looking at him and wanting him. I would gwt all giggly around him too. I was 5
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a major crush on the girl from Poltergeist when I was about 8 years old. Then she died, and I swore I would never love again.
akz191 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that it was a choice! I was like, I could be gay or I could be straight... I was like hmm it seems easier to be straight. So there ya go!
Alot of you guys are telling me you are straight if you get a boner from the opposite sex. Thats not true, you still might be bi.
yxlist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, they're not telling you. They're telling everyone on this thread. If you're going to argue semantics and intention you may as well go for the gusto! ;)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a realization. It was a normal progression of sexual awareness.
arttic00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw pink in a music video. I had to hide my preteen boner.
When I was in second grade. Got on the city bus after school and the cutest girl in our class called my name, and pointed my attention to an ad over the window. It was a woman's behind in a pair of panties.
Of all the people on the crowded bus, why did she call MY attention to it? I guess she knew. And at that moment I was pretty sure too.
When I was little I found myself really liking-liking both male and female characters on TV/movies. I would randomly develop "crushes" on members of either gender. Then, in middle school, when I had a crush on a boy and noticed my mind going places re: what naughty things we could do with our bodies, and noticing my body feeling funny at the thoughts, I decided that I liked boys. I did continue to find females attractive, even sexually appealing, but really not in the same way (i.e., not involving me and the person doing naughty things together), and certainly not to the same extent.
There was this chick at our local supermarket deli (probably in her 20s , i was about 8-10 years old) that I would always love seeing, and i would always tell my mom that she was pretty. A couple years later, i discovered porn and then i knew that women are really pretty and i love them.
When I saw the cover of rolling stone with the Spice Girls on it when I was 13 or 14. There was no doubt.
ASCII_27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kept insisting that I was "open to anything," and I guess I am. But eventually (as a guy) I just kissed enough guys that I got to the point that... wanting to be inclusive of everybody just don't make you bisexual or gay.
I like women. Just cause I'm not hypersensitive about same-sex touching--it's not for me. I guess I figured that out at about 20~21 years old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the priest touched me and I got a boner.. wait.. what?
There were many years I wandered confused about sex and girls... I mean eww. Then, the summer between sixth and seventh grades my step-sisters best friend kissed my pee-pee and game over dudes, straight as an arrow. Well, and boobs.
I used to like magazines so my mom used to give me her magazines thinking that I was just going through a phase, little did she know I only wanted them for the models. I was around 6 at this time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew for sure when I was young. I tried to jack off thinking about a dude. Wasn't happening.
Going to the liquor store with my parents because they liked to buy lottery tickets when I was 4. One day I wondered off into the magazine section and wondered why some magazine were blocked by a black panel. I pulled one out, and I was greeted by a topless blonde haired woman with huge tits. My parents had to pry me away from the magazine while the owner laughed his ass off.
I was 6, and saw bruce almighty for the first time. The scene where Catherine Bell and Jim Carrey were all alone in the room is where I knew I wanted that some day. (Minus the love affair)
chubbsw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7-8 and had a dream I was making out with Jean Grey from X-Men.
Honestly, sometime in my 20s? I really wasn't sure how I could be sure, so I tried different things and found I really only liked sex with people who had genitals that were the opposite of mine. I mean, I REALLY liked that! And had no reaction to kissing same-type-genital persons. I guess I suspected that was the case, but as a young, science-minded person, I did the research before drawing any conclusions.
I moved in the fall as I was going into 7th grade, from the PNW to Dallas. It was a bit of a culture shock and I was a pretty shy/soft spoken kid so some people thought that meant I was gay haha. I hadn't really given it much thought, but I was like "well shit, maybe I am?". I was a little confused for awhile cause I hadn't really given it much thought, a little while later Jennifer Lopez's "get right" video was playing a bunch on mtv and I probably jerked off to that a thousand times, and that pretty much settled that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paula Abdul video premiere, opposites attract, i remember seeing that and thinking, I dont like girls... i love girls! Haha
In first grade when my best friend at the time kissed me on the nose. Thought I was going to marry her at the time. Unfortunately for me she moved in like third grade. It sucks even more cause she's really attractive now and has a lot of the same interests I do...
Seeing this on cable... which I taped on vhs the next time it aired for... 'science'...https://vimeo.com/84421103 (thank you late night USA programming!)
My Dad had a pretty large collection of Sports Illustrated magazines. They always had a girl on the front and one section about the covergirl, with her posing half naked. I'd sneak into his room and look at both cover and the section with wonder.
I was in 7th grade and this girl bent over to pick up a pen she dropped in a low cut shirt. That sealed the deal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 8 or 9, we had these three girls who lived next door. One time when I was over the older sister of the three walked into the kitchen with only a bra on in pajama shorts, I still remember those tits to this day.
Batgirl in the original batman (cheesy Adam West version). That sparkly purple suit was something else. My 10 year old brain had no idea why I couldn't stop watching that show.
Kerby233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awkward boners to boobs :-)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Realized that everytime I thought about girls I liked, I got a boner. I had no idea why it happened or what it meant but I thought it was cool that I could get a boner on command. With little kid logic, I thought it would work with anyone so I thought about my friend Kenny. Kenny failed to get me erect
Kate Winslet in Titanic. Mom did a bad job covering my eyes.
Anivair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I think I first knew I was into girls in the second or third grade. A girl across the street and I played a sweet game called "sex" where my penis went in her vagina. It was exciting, but I don't think I really had a legit crush on a girl for another year (this adorable girl named Karla).
But I didn't really know I was straight till high school, when I stopped to think about whether I could be into dudes. In college I became certain because my mother called and asked if I was gay (passive aggressively) and I thought, "man, it would be so great if I could date a man just to piss her off". Turns out, I'm straight.
In the 3rd grade. I was in line going in from lunch and I grabbed my crushes hand and kissed it. We had a performance later that week and every time the lights would go out we would kiss. I'll never forget that.
No joke, Pre-School. Huge crush on a girl named Carly. Asked her to marry me and everything. She said yes. Proceeded to ghost her like the player I am.
Well, being straight is what the vast majority of people statistically experience, so I think there really isn't a moment when you go "Oh Hey, I'm straight!". When someone who is gay realizes they are gay, they are realizing that they are different, it's a bit hard to pinpoint when someone becomes sexually aware if their orientation is viewed as "normal" by society.
The trailer for "What Lies Beneath" where the ghost imitating Michelle Pfeiffer is seducing Harrison Ford.
I didn't even understand what I was feeling at the time but that pretty much set the tone for me right there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ninth time I tried butt stuff.
sifiman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten, I had a crush on a classmate, infact I still remember her name as it was only about 14ish years ago? Im 19 now. Anyway, I REALLY knew I was straight when in middle school I saw a girl I thought was cute on my friend's bus and... well... I got a bit excited...
Everybody is giving real answers; it was a rhetorical question just to show you how ridiculous it feels that someone asks you when did you realize about your sex orientation...
Imagine me, an average elementary school kid. I was just minding my own business when I accidentally bumped into a girl coming around the corner. She wasn't the nicest of people and started chasing me. It was exhilarating, I had never felt like I did running from a girl at that moment. I did get away, but from then on I started to purposefully provoke girls into chasing me every day at recess, it was addicting, it caused a feeling I only now know was arousal.
That's both how I first learned of my straightness and first learned about my fantasies of being violated.
I was fucking this guy in the ass once and he turns around mid stroke and says, "Dude, I think I might be gay." Never felt so disgusted in my life. He did not get a reach around that session. Been eating pussy ever since.
I knew I was straight when I was six and my penis got hard when I saw a attractive girl, but I'll tell the story of how my parents found out I was straight. When I was six I use to cut out pictures of girls I found attractive and hide it under my pillow. Well my mom found them and showed them to dad and that is how they knew I was straight.
It's different for strait people because it's assumed, but I can recall my earliest sexual feeling.
I can't remember how old I was, but I was old enough to be bathing alone. I'd say 4-6.
I was watching TV earlier in the evening, Are You Afraid of the Dark I think, and the character was a young man mopping alone and he picked up the mop and started to dance with it in a romantic, ballroom sort of way.
Later when I was taking my bath, I was laying on my belly and my penis was pressed against the bottom of the tub, erect. I used to get a lot of erection, even as a little child. While essentially humping the bottom of the tub the mop would flash into my head. Before that my penis just has an untethered pleasure and comfort to it. I remember thinking that it was weird to be picturing the mop at that moment, like it felt important. Mind you the mop was upside down, so it kind of looked like long hair. I wasn't just thinking of a stick.
I would later have different feeling about girls, more crush-like feelings that radiate from the chest. This was the first below the belt feeling. Later I would fantasize about bras and long hair and girls/women, and it would excite me all over.
There's photographic evidence of me checking out a girl's butt in preschool. I remember what it looked like from my perspective.
RAAD88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a Tuesday afternoon.
evered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was three. It just set in and I realized, sitting on the edge of my bed, with a weird sensation that I was looking down on myself from above, that I was a boy and boys like girls.
Second grade in a sense, I still haven't in another.
I was one if those young boys that "hated" girls. I had this whole complex fantasy in my head that there actually was a secret war between the males and females of the species. It was really, really elaborate. Then Teddy-Joe came into my life. 2nd grade, so I was likely around seven or eight. I was a little fat recluse of a ginger, she was tall, thin, smart, and oh lord so beautiful. My class was six girls and me, that was it. I tried to keep the girl hating thing up, but Teddy-Joe was just... She was perfect, my adolescent little brain thought. I lost track of her after second grade. The school we were in closed down, we went to separate schools, lived separate lives. I still think of her often, oddly enough. I wonder how life turned out for her, but I know I don't want to actually find out. Any truth will scar the fiction my memory has created of the first girl I loved.
On the other hand, I can look at a guy and say, "Damn, he's hot." The thought of having sex with a guy or even while another guy is present disturbs me, kind of freaks me out. But even then, I know I don't know myself well. I am confident that I am straight and am very attracted to women, but I know that I'll never know if I have any inclinations the other way unless I try it out. Which I don't plan to for the foreseeable future..
WetWired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After having a 3-some with two other girls in college. I had always been attracted to woman, so when the opportunity to explore was there I jumped at the chance. However, after about 5 min it became incredibly clear that while I still think woman are beautiful, I am undoubtedly straight. So I gave it another 5 min and then pretended to get sick and hid in the bathroom until the other two were done.
dan1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ginger and Mary Ann made me feel funny. Also Wonder Woman, Wilma Deering, and Daisy Duke.
But more than that I didn't know what gay was until I was probably in middle school. Never occurred to me.
MF_DBUZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I would watch softcore porn just to fall asleep. I was probably around 9
When I saw my moms tits in the bathtub at age 4 or 5. I was interested, then I say my dad naked one day, and was disgusting . He looked like a weird shaved donkey thing.
fobeo17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugged my first grade teacher on the magic school bus in a dream... woke up with a boner
The first Police Academy movie. You know the scene.
Volsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think, I have always known...attracted to most men from a very, very, very young age. Newsmen, brothers friends, Sam Elliott, teachers, friends dads. ..etc
I would "think nasty" a lot!!!
Never ever abused!! Family was very protective.
It was only in my mind.
Orobek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Hugh Jackman shirtless in the first X-men movie .
I still remember my first fantasy of when i was around four y/o of a women in a skin tight black suite sneaking in my room to have sex with me once my parents put me to bed. Also getting boners in kindergarten when girls would run around during duck duck goose. Iv been masturbating for as long as i can remember, long before i could produce cum. I always wondered if this was typical.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten, there was a little girl named Renee that would always wear pants that rode down a few inches on her butt. I would always try to sit behind her during nap time so I could look at her coin slot.
It was nap time at Shiloh Daycare center. Sleep would not come to me as I lay there on my Street Sharks blanket on the rough industrial carpet. I had given up on getting any rest, when I felt a gentle warmth on my back. I turned my head and saw my friend Kimmy snuggled up to me, borrowing my heat. I didn't know what the feeling that washed over me was, I just knew I liked it.
In 6th grade PE during pushups. I realized that I could sometimes see in the neck hole of the shirt of the girls to my left and right.
I really disliked that we transitioned to jumping jacks after pushups.
4mb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember hiding in the garage with a neighborhood girl when I was 5 to show each other our genitalia. No touching or anything. I think I must've known that I liked girls by that time since it was my idea to do it
6th grade when I saw my first nice booty and fell in love....with booty of course. And then that girl with the nice ass was trying to hook me up with her friend not her I was crushed lmao... good times though :-)
When I was in maybe first or second grade. We were playing Freeze Tag, and you had to crawl through someone's legs to unfreeze them. A girl was wearing a skirt, and I was a changed boy when I unfroze her.
Also the day I developed my panty fetish.
Jsrn2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 6th grade we had a slumber party where we broke into the parents liquor cabinet and got a little toasty. I kissed another girl and was like NOPE! ๐ค
I found my dad's porn stache when I was really young and I recall liking the naked women back then. So I've been straight as far as I can remember really.
Reijm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought about it till I learned there was something other than being attracted to girls. At that time I thought something like "huh, guess I am straight then."
Phlink75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i found dad's July 1986 edition of Penthouse.
This is kindof sad but true. I was a victim of child molestation. First person was my sister. I hated it. It felt wrong to me and I never felt pleasure. Then my male cousin would touch me and kiss me... This for natural reasons felt exciting. This is all so sad...
When I was in first grade there was a fourth grade girl that I thought was the hottest thing I had ever seen
Cael87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad had to lock me away in the hotel room when I was 3 on my first family vacation to Orlando.
Apparently mother was quite upset that dad had to keep running over to grab me from near the attractive women sunbathing on the far side of the pool. She thought dad was putting me up to it to sneak peaks and enjoy all the attention I was getting from them when I'd be over there bothering them. So after day 2 he and I were inside most of the time while my sisters and mom went to the pool.
We went to Tennessee for the next and final family vacation, I ruined the Florida thing I think.
Redhavok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone is going full sexual, but really I realized when I was very young. I just liked girls, it wasn't about getting turned on, they were just cute.
I found out when I was in kindergarten. I had a huge crush on this girl in my class(she was an old family friend). Anyway, I was grocery shopping with my family and my mom wanted to get plastic flowers for some art project. I took the bouquet and put it into my bag, the next day I went up to my crush so that I could give it to her but I chickened out.
My 5 year old mind thought it would be a good idea to throw it at her head. Not only did I whip it as hard as I could, I accidently hit some other girl instead.
After I came home from school, I got a lecture about whipping things at girls. All while my parents were trying to hold back a laugh. Her parents were pissed and she was put into another class.
My family will never let me live that down.
Think I was maybe 9 or 10 when I had my first sexy dream, which was of Ashley Olsen (star of a then popular teen sitcom) and her sexy babysitter tying me up and taking turns to sit on my face.
Interestingly, my penchant for BDSM has been with me literally throughout my entire sexually aware life, and I honestly can't point to a single childhood experience, memory or discovery which could have caused it. It just always... "Was". People often wonder if kinkiness is innate or learned, I'm pretty sure that I'd be a good "exhibit" in a thesis which set out to prove that it is innate.
When I kissed my then boyfriend, now husband, I realized I wasn't interested in females AT ALL.
At this point it disgusts me to even think about it, but I feel the same way about sleeping with any other man. I have nothing against gay people though, they are awesome!
When I discovered Cinemax ' s Friday night flicks at a friend's birthday sleepover when I was 10... or was it Showtime? Can't recall exactly, but I liked the boobies.
BetaHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must have been 3, the Rockettes were on TV and I got a boner.
scigs6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Malonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late primary school. My teacher bent over to show me something and I got a view down her top. Yeah. Had to make sure I stayed at my desk while I tried to figure out wtf that thing was doing lol.
Later that day I discovered masturbation! Hooray! lol
qunix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In like 1st grade, when the girls would chase the boys around trying to kiss them. The boys would run away in fear of cooties, I ran, just not very fast.
The sweetest guy I've ever met asked me out. He's honestly the nicest person I've ever met, and we'd click, but no matter what I did I couldn't picture myself with him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had the hots for Wendy in that Casper movie. She's pretty famous but I forget her name.
Probably age 6 while watching the scantily clad women on Mexican game shows like Llevatelo or Sabado Gigante.
VanSza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I fucked your dad in the ass I had a very hard time keeping an erection even tho he was crying the whole time and that usually helps me.
tsl-sky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four I told my babysitter I wouldn't go to bed unless her friend and her showed me their bra's it was a glorious achievement for four-year-old me and actually one of my oldest memories I love boobs.
Cameron Diaz: The mask. I saw those lips and knew I liked girls in a way I don't like boys. It came out the year I was born but I think I have this memory around 7.
jgvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade gym class we had to wait in line and climb a pole. I used to rub my wiener against the pole until it felt really good and then I'd stare at a girl in my class every time without knowing why
highjass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 3. I stumbled across some porno mags and I got so excited by the naked women. I kept trying to go back to the room to sneak peaks at more naked ladies.
maaseru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw Belle from Beauty and the Beast, specifically this scene, and I remember that being the moment in my life where I specifically thought "I like girls now."
When I was about 8 and was on a float trip when a very intoxicated lady took her top off.... I was in the water catching crawdads and when I saw it I had a hard on so hard I could have used it to hammer a nail. That was in my spank bank for a very long time.
Now as an adult I still get those same feelings plus the comfort of always knowing who is pitching and who is catching in the relationship.
musland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 11 and at a friends birthday party, his mum left us alone and we watched a movie about sexual humor his cousin got him.
There was one scene where a guy stands behind a hot girl in a super market and imagines that it would be so much easier if humans behaved like apes, then (in his imagination) proceeds to fuck the girl right then and there. That's the earliest awkward boner I can remember and I think it might started my fetish for r/freeuse (obviously NSFW)
I had an on/off relationship with a girl on my street from the ages of about 7-14, so I guess I've always been into the ladies. Nowadays I'm constantly reminded I'm straight when I imagine a life together with every attractive woman I see that day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I ever creampied a girl. Felt like I was in a different universe.
Alfio18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when billions of years of evolution dictated that i should be attracted to the opposite sex for the purpose of passing my genes to the next generation.
When someone asked me if I was gay. Never occurred to me until someone questioned my sexuality. After a quick inner dialog my answer was no, I'm very straight, not even a little bicurious.
Seany686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 4th grade or so there was free reading time and I remember reading through a magazine one day when I forgot my book. There was an alcohol add in it that had a naked women sitting inside a large Margarita glass, I got a sudden rush and my first erection. I read magazines the rest of the year. Looking back it is strange that magazine was in a fourth grade classroom to begin with.
Edit: grammar
Lord7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw major cleavage and got an erection I suppose. Always knew before rhat though
When I was little I hated being a girl. I cut my hair off at 8, wore the boys' uniform at school, and did not play with dolls. All my family members just assumed I'd become a lesbian and all of my classmates called me one as well. Then I turned 13 and we got a new kid...a cute boy. Suddenly I had to start looking like a girl, and quickly. My parents freaked out.
jaredw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what my parents tell me. I was probably 5 or 6 and my family was watching the movie Stripes. There was a scene with girls in a shower or something and apparently I said "ooh la la".
They still make fun of me for it 20 years later.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never, I always "knew". I didn't even realise there was an option until I grew up.
Kindergarten. Nothing sexual but I definitely had a crush on a girl in my class.
Ulftar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 9 or 10 a buddy found his dad's penthouse mag and invited me over to pour through the pages in secret. My friend was obsessed with it and I was a little embarrassed to look at it but i liked it. In the end I turned out to be straight and my buddy turned out to be gay so go figure.
Not sure when I first realized. However, I remember being 4 and putting my face up against the TV screen, hoping to get a better angle and see up Jessica Rabbits dress. I was so determined, something tells me I loved women long before that moment.
I was always a tomboy of a kid. Hated wearing dresses and wanted to run around wearing overalls and getting dirty. But I remember preschool and playing with this one little boy. We would play house and pretend we were married and had babies. We would even play at each others houses, we were inseparable. And all this playing felt very right to me and I thought he was cute to look at.
So I knew I was a straight little girl even when I was a very small child. I got called a dyke a lot in middle school and high school and that hurt
Probably late to the party, but my older neighbour had some playboys when I was young ( <10 ), and I didn't even know what sex was...but I knew immediately that I liked what was inside those magazines.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birth.
qunix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I also add in when I knew my son (now 6 was straight). I'll point out a few instances.
At 2 years old - hugging his daycare teacher "I love you Ms. Nicole... I love your boobies...". He said that to her multiple times.
Going through multiple "girlfriends" since he was 3, and legit being sad when some wouldn't want to be his girlfriend anymore or started to like another boy
Just recently, he watches these Kids Bop-like videos that have kids singing and dancing. These certain videos have these girls around 13 that dance. He says that watching those make him feel funny "down there" and he gets embarrassed.
Kind of an awkward thing to mention, but whatever. Back when I was in daycare (I don't remember the age, I just know that it was before preschool), this girl and I used to go down into the daycare lady's basement and feel each other up/makeout. It was pretty damn fun although we almost got caught a couple of times.
CBBuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Wynona Ryder in Beetlejuice. Wynona is only ten years older than me and at the time I was boy. But for some reason... it was the first time I thought a girl was cute. I had no idea why. Although it explains my fondness for goth girls and choker necklaces.
I thought i might be bi until my sophomore year of college. I made out with a couple dudes. Then I got a bj from one of my fraternity brothers and did not like it at all. Ive been extremely straight since then.
This may or may not apply to me, but I consider myself mostly straight.I started masturbating (well, in a way. More just rubbing my entire crotch on stuff) at a very young age. Maybe 4 or 5? Definitely started before kindergarten.... So I knew that tingly feeling but didnt know what it was. Continued doing this until.... Well, actually I still do haha it's just better now because I know what I'm doing. In first grade I met a boy who made me feel that tingle just by being around him. So I was around him a lot. I guess that's when I knew I liked boys. Around second grade, I kissed a girl while playing a game of house, I was the husband and she was my wife lol from there I knew I liked both but I've always had a strong preference towards guys.
hett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In kindergarten. I had the biggest goddamn crush on my friend Hollis.
At one point in middle school I was alone during recess and for some reason I wanted to know whether or not I was gay so I was thinking about penises and guys but after a couple of seconds I just didn't feel good about it. I felt no attraction towards it. Another time was in grade 9 a gay friend of mine had shown me gay porn AND tried to kiss me and I had to stop both because I didn't want to see or do either of those. That's when I came to the final conclusion that I am straight.
islaisla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't know about squint till I was late teens. Didn't stop me playing hardcore with my bff's. Invented my own 68er at 6 with my bestie and played adults in our garage with boys and girls from the close. Tried a sane sex (female) relationship at 35 but didn't like pussy. Liked making a woman cum tho that was beautiful to watch.
civiljoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little older. Whole earth catalog new edition. Look it up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At a pretty young age actually. Growing up Hispanic, my dad would watch those over the top talk show/game shows and the bulk of it would be women in as very little clothing per FCC regulation. I would always just stare at them and wondering why I felt a certain way. Never felt the same about any guy.
When I had my first crush on a guy when I was like a toddler, so... really young. Seems like I realized I was straight way younger than most.
idog73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always had in the back of my head that I might be gay. Then I sucked a dick.
Definitely not gay.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some gay people don't like sucking dick. Just having theirs sucked.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that sort of like straight people that like receiving head but not giving it? Because we call those people "selfish."
idog73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't like that either. The whiskers gave me the willies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend in college who did this. He just wondered, then sucked a guy off at a party once, decided, nope, definitely not gay. It made for a funny story though.
idog73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew I liked girls. When I was in my early twenties I thought I might like boys too. I blew a guy that I liked. It was fine. I enjoyed giving him pleasure. He was an attractive person after all. But it didn't do much for me either. That's when I knew for sure.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I caught my parents watching porn when I was 3. I didn't know what it was but I liked it. So I grabbed my pillow and sat in the hallway watching it for a good while. They caught me and tried to explain what it was I saw.
I was chasing girls around in preschool. I never understood the whole cooties thing infact I thought it was awesome because all the boys thought the girls had cooties and since I was the only boy who didn't mind cooties the girls loved me. Man I miss those days haha!
I (M) was into women growing up, or at least I think so? It's kind of hard to tell because I enjoyed being emotionally intimate with them and could never imagine myself with a guy, but on the other hand I never had a sexual fantasy without being a woman in that fantasy. It was the deepest secret I had and it took me until my twenties to even be able to talk about it. Eventually, I figured out that it was kind of just a backdrop for being trans--the one outlet my brain could find that even I couldn't push away.
As soon as I came out, I (F) realized I could potentially be with anyone! I suddenly had no problem being with a guy, but it was kind of on the back burner, no big deal. But then hormones started and suddenly...guys are all I can think about. I feel like a fucking boy-crazy teenager because GOD DAMN how did I never realize how fucking attractive y'all are?
Basically my sexuality has done a complete flip-flop (which happens fairly often to trans folks). I went from figuring I was a straight guy, to a hella straight fucking woman who finally knows what it means to be turned on.
9ip99p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 years of walking to kindergarten. Huge crush on the 8th grade girl who was the crossing guard. Learned to peruse that feeling.
I thought maybe I was bisexual up until I was actually with a woman. It felt odd and I did not enjoy going down on her. Not because she smelled or anything, it just wasn't for me. I feel like if you're truly into women that you like the smell, feel, and look of women and I just like the way some women look...I don't really get turned on by other women. I have never seen a woman and imagined her running her hands up and down my body like I do when I see an attractive guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't tried gay sex but the thought of it is not very pleasant. So I'm cool with never being sure about my sexuality.
neilgps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhhhhh khakis
myap2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Josh Hutcherson in Bridge to Terabithia. Nothing like childhood tragedy to get the juices flowing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always figured I was straight. Only slept with women and only perused women. Drunkenly browsed Plenty of Fish, one night when I was 24ish. I was just looking to fuck and messaged every girl on the app. Finally got a response. So pumped in my apartment. This girl is talking about sucking my dick better than an bj I've ever had. About to leave the house and she messages me.
"By the way. I'm a guy."
My hard on and interest just disappeared. Said not thanks and went to bed.
Lesson here. Someone giving up a bj with no strings. Probably a gay dude. At least in my experience.
Mahimah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I made all my Barbie and Ken dolls do naughty things
Sinidir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the first sign was the girl next door who was 16 or so whilst i was 6 or so, but i knew for sure by grade 1 as i had already seen by buddies wang and it didnt really effect me too much, but i new girl came to our class and i had the biggest crush on her within literal seconds. i even remember her name, Jade Humpfrey, thanks for making me sure i wasnt a queer!
aloha611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
losta73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During high school I remember feeling kind of ambivalent about my sexuality. None of the boys at my school had any interest in me and no one was 'out' as a homosexual - gay-ness was used for teasing. I often felt like I maybe just liked men because I was "supposed" to, but I never had any feelings for women either. Then I went to uni and started fucking a lot of men and realised I was definitely straight. I still believe sexuality is fluid though and can change over time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looking back, subconsciously I always noticed women more or thought about women more even way before puberty; I remember as early as 2nd grade. I remember thinking a lot about older women like my mom's friends or teachers, and occasionally class mates. Noticing minor details about their physique like the collar bone or their shoulders and skin, very subtle things. I almost felt ridiculous early in puberty for even wondering my sexuality. Men just never appeared on the radar and I almost wish they did, it's closing off half the population to an interesting level of attention.
Great question. I really did have a period where I wondered if I might be gay, or at least bi. There was no overhelming confusion. I wasn't attraced to anyone of the same sex, but I didn't find the concept repulsive and I occasionally had a wank to homoerotic thoughts.
Very quickly though, I realised that being gay wasn't about sex. Everyone I'd "loved" (read 'been infactuated with') was of the opposite sex. When I thought about doing the realtionship stuff with someone of the same sex, it made no sense to me. Whereas I would fantasise about doing that sort of stuff constantly with whomever I had a crush on at the time, the thought of cuddling up on the sofa with a guy just seemed odd.
Edit - this was when I was about 17.
Don't get me wrong, I'm emotionally intimate with my best mates. I have no issue expressing my platonic love for them, but there's no desire for romance in it.
Long story short, I wondered if I might be gay simply because I realised I'd just assumed I wasn't. Turns out my assumption was right.
The twist, a lot of my family thinks I'm gay and I've had pelnty of fun being intentionally ambiguous.
Final edit: would I fuck a guy... no I don't think so. Would I let a guy fuck me... maybe. Would I let a guy suck my dick or jerk me off.... if it was Johnny Depp or Zac Effron... yep. Actually, I'd probably let that bald guy in all the online porn fuck me.
It was 1999, I was a young 8 year old lad. My dad had his computer in the living room and wasn't home so I was excited to browse the good ole dial up internet. I hopped into the first chat room I could find. I did what any young boy my age would do. 18/M/US lf cyber. Instantly I got a message from a 19/f/us and was ready. She(now that I think of it, it was probably a dude) sent me a picture of her tits. My 8 year old penis instantly got hard. I was told to touch myself to her picture so I did. And that's when I discovered that I really liked girls and boobs. And that was when I became a chronic masturbater.
I guess I've always known I liked girls since my junk started working.
Figured out I definitely wasn't bi by testing myself- Loaded up some generic looking gay porn, and I just couldn't watch it.
Am male. My sisters are older than me. Enough so that when I was a kid, they were in high school. They would have all their girlfriends over all the time. Sometimes they'd do this thing where I'd run past them and they'd catch me and kiss my cheek. All very innocent stuff. I'd pretend I hated it and be all grossed out about being kissed by a girl... but then I'd line up and run past them again to get that kiss. I was too young to know about straight and gay, but I sure as hell knew I enjoyed being kissed by a girl.
HD64180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got caught looking up women's dresses. By age 5 I wanted to be around good-looking women more than anything else.
Aktew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Made out with a dude, tried to suck his dick, couldn't do it. If it helps t explain I was on a lot of ecstasy at the time. Even then tho penises still make me wanna barf.
I was 4 or 5 and had a really hot babysitter (who grew up to be an absolutely smokeshow, one of them most attractive women I've ever seen) and I just loved sitting in her lap watching cartoons.
jodwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4. She was 5. Somersaults and no shorts revealed a whole new world to my incredulous young eyes.
All of grade 6. Good chick friend had an ass that I couldn't get out of my head. Hell, still can't. Changing in gym and being grossed out by my buddies. Hearing the Ken Kaniff skit off Marshal Mathews LP sealed the deal for me though. Fuck that.
12 years old. Saw an episode of Jerry Springer where some dude ripped off his clothes and was wearing women's underwear. I didn't know what that was but I wondered for like a month if that meant I was gay now. I recall, with a lot of present day chuckles, that I literally spent an afternoon standing in a closet contemplating what I had seen. I eventually decided that I was definitely straight.
Lepoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middle school choir. One day I basically spent the whole period transfixed by my teachers chest.
Lol, I remember in either 4th or 5th grade, me & my brother were walking around the woods between our neighborhood & the next one. And we found a torn up magazine with interracial porn in it. And I remember after seeing it, it just clicked to me, like I liked it without understanding it.
I gave it some serious consideration. I thought about what I would be willing to do with a guy. Just never did anything for me, and I've had opportunities and didn't even feel like trying it out. I'll stick to girls. But I'm glad I gave it the consideration.
Plus I'd been jackin it to girls for years prior to that, so...
Stayed over at a friends house in first grade. His mom was attractive and scratched my back till I fell asleep and I got hard. I think that was the first boner I can remember, luckily I was laying face down. Funny thing is I was totally oblivious to why the girls always wanted kisses at the end of lunch in first grade, I of course obliged because I didn't want to not be friendly.
1984 @ 4.5 years old. It was the 84 Olympic Games and I was completely and totally in love with Mary Lou Retton. I made a scrapbook of her pictures that I think my mom still has. This is my first memory of sexual thoughts.
TheNeo0z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I thought to myself "Shit, that guy is cute. I wish I was gay so I could try something with him. Too bad I like girls..."
To be honest I wasnt sure I was straight until recently, I was abit nervous if there were other naked guys around. I realised I was straight when my ex gave me a BJ. That's when I knew even since then ive been way more chill around situation that would have made me nervous.
Early 60's, suburban Toronto. Found a box of my dad's Playboy's in the garage, and found them fascinating, but didn't know why. Shared my find with a friend who asked as we were looking them over "Does this give you a boner?". Until that point, I'd never realized that other boys had erections (I was 8-9?). After that, it just seemed normal to me that guys get excited by naked women; I get excited about naked men; therefore, I'm normal. This notion was reinforced at every strip club, stag party, etc. ever since.
I was 5. Someone had a Playboy or Penthouse lying around. I opened it up. Had no idea what I was looking at but knew from my raging boner that I liked it.
Luxily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7th grade school newspaper club. We didn't release a single paper. But we found ourselves on the computers looking at a whole new world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Kevin Sorbo in leather pants.
kizzle69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the time a first discovered I was a horny male was when I was pretty young. 7-9 probably. Found some almost completely ruined magazine that had been rained on and driven over by 1000 cars.
But wow, I still remember the weird feelings I got. Didn't understand them but darn I like them.
When I realized I wasn't gay was later on when we finally got the internet. No one was gay around me so it wasn't really a topic that I quite got. But, on the internet, you can watch what ever you wanted.
One day a stumbled across gay porn. Being unknowing and obvious, I watched. Immediately went "hmm, that is weird" and turned it off. Went to normal porn and noticed I really liked the chicks and I'd rather do what they're doing with girl.... Watched it a few more times actually and it just didn't give me mental excitement. Years later, probably 11-13 I found out more about what gay was.
Of course then everything was "you're gay!" Or "he's gay!"... Teenage boys and their insecurities.
But I knew without really even knowing it was such a big deal to other people. Boobies made my weiner tingle and other Weiners made it go "hey, where'd the boobies go?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I touched, tastes, fucked a vagina. Yep. Knew I was for sure only dedicated to that then
vicklawl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very late and definitely buried but Since Kindergarten I was a hopeless romantic opening the door for the girl I liked, and offering my tiny kindergartner jacket when it rained despite us being well under shelter.
BlackLeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think I had my first ever erection watching Tomb Raider when I was really young and seeing Angelina in that skin tight suit really had me going
Every boy I made friends with growing up would end up naked with me. It was the weirdest thing. Did this happen to anyone else? They would dare me to take off my clothes but then I took it as a challenge and would make them do it first. I wanted to see penises, badly. Not much has changed.
What a shitty this question is. "When did you realize you were like the majority of people around you?". What sort of question is that? What illumination do you hope to extract by asking such a question? Smells like bait to me.
As a kid I was always interested in girls, then it was young ladies in my teens. By the time 18 rolled around I'd been on a number of dates that don't go anywhere. My parents had taken notice and my dad, a commander in the Navy, had a nice sit down with me to let me know it was okay if I was gay.
While I didn't think I was gay, I did mostly hand out with guys, and I was into working out. I also worked at a beach and knew some men were better looking than others. So I wasn't sure I was straight.
Clarification came with a pool lifeguarding gig. The hottest guy in town (high school football QB) who I'll call Tony got hired to work the same job. Tony was a nice guy and I liked hanging out with him. I knew a number of girls were interested in getting involved with him, but they told me Tony was standoffish.
When working nights at the pool male travelers would often come over and chat me up. This didn't seem odd to me till they would inevitably slip me a room key and ask me for 'room service'. This was annoying, but not too bothersome. I would simply drop 'lost' keys off at the hotel desk about once a week and not give the matter much thought. I never mentioned it to anyone.
I knew I was straight the day I got called in to cover Tony's shift. When I arrived at the pool the managing lifeguard was sitting in a back room with Tony. Tony was having a breakdown. Turned out he had gotten his first request for 'room service'. I pulled the manager aside and admitted this happens to me too. He told me it happens to everyone, but this is the only time he's seen some break down over it. At that point I realized Tony was probably gay and I was probably straight.
And for the record, I didn't share that news with anyone in town... that Tony was probably gay and I was probably straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in middle school and there was this girl I was friends with since kindergarten. By then I noticed I really was falling for her and was going to ask her out.
Haha remember having one of those cheap gorilla stuff toys with candies and a heart behind that was going to whip out when I asked her out. Before I got the chance, she asked for my opinion about her new boyfriend she met the day before ;/
When a gay dude at work grabbed my cock and I didn't care for it
Rahikeru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to question whether I was gay a few years back. I feel more comfortable around gay men and guys in general, but I never imagined myself having sex with any males I met. If anything, I felt more comfortable in a "bro" way, so to some extent I'd brozone guys if I was gay.
I can openly admit to whether a male was attractive or not, I mean I have no shame in saying I have celebrity guy crushes (who would?), but again I don't have any sexual feelings or fantasies towards them.
Apparently I'm straight.
-eagle73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:40 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's definitely you being comfortable with your sexuality.
It's often said that those who are hell-bent on asserting their masculinity are the ones who need to reconsider their options because they may be in denial.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically as far back as I can remember I wanted the attention of girls. I guess sometime around 3rd Grade I knew I wanted to do something to Linda Sikorsky based on how pretty she was but I didn't know quite what.
When I started to hit puberty I was more aware that what I wanted to do with girls involved my penis.
Never felt anything like that with guys. Like not once, ever. I think I may be "unusually" straight.
7th grade winter dance... Got a semi while dancing with redhead named Sunshine to Kc and Jo Jo's "All my Life". Had to do the classic pelvic scoot back to not stab her.
I realized i was straight when i was porn surfing and felt disgusted after watching a couple seconds of gay porn. I was 13 years old and could not understand how other men like that.
alexisdr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried having sex with another girl. It made me feel icky. I don't have sex with other girls anymore.
daleardi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 13 or 14, up until then I never had any attraction to guys (or anyone else) whatsoever. Started to wonder if I was asexual. Then I saw Tom Welling on Smallville and I was all like "o hai gorgeous".
Kindergarden. I was never able to sleep during the obligatory nap time. I would just lie there on my little foam mat like all the other kids with my eyes closed being bored.
One day my teacher was doing some sort of chore and happened to walk over my head. I opened my eyes at the perfect moment and I got a pretty clear look straight up her skirt. I remember kind of thinking :"someday I'm going to know why that is weirdly exciting to me".
Had a crush on this girl named Alison in my neighborhood in 5th grade. She was such a mean little bitch but she was beautiful and it turned me on that I had to get her to like me by pursuing conversations with her 1v1 at recess.
She once tried to kick me in the balls while a bunch of us were playing soccer and I grabbed her leg and held her up before she begged me to let go. Then I laughed and walked away. After a while I won her respect (she stopped being a mean bitch), of course from that point onwards, the competition only grew as the talent pool got bigger in middle school and onwards. One particular girl in MS used to wear a thong. All the boys in our class would purposely sit behind her to check her out. Everyone tried to date her. She prob went out with 25% of our class for at least 2 weeks each.
When I was younger than 6 I remember telling a friend that to make it go hard you just had to think about naked ladies and breasts. But then my proven straightness was tested once when a boy in my U8 soccer team mooned the coach when he had his back turned. I put this down to him having a girly look though, since later experimentation has left me limp.
Saw some Hentai sites in a computer class when I was around 8 or 9. My dick went hard af, and I pretend to loiter around after class to wait for it to die down. Occasionally checked that website through the rest of the school year cause it literally made me "feel good" down there.
What confirms that I'm not a bi: I came across a gay porn once while I was fapping to some milf porns (it was /r/titlegore material seriously, that gay porn). That was the second time I visibly shuddered, along with my boner that went down to half-mast. The first time I shuddered like that? I was around 6 or 7 and my cousin who was babysitting me lied to me and put Resident Evil 2 CD into my PS1, saying that it was Crash Bandicoot. Pretty sure I cried for him to turn it off cause I was really scared, and had a nightmare for about a week after.
When I was a toddler, there was a ballot measure in my state that tried to mandate that schools would teach kids that being gay was wrong. My mom introduced me to the idea of homo/heterosexuality and prejudice largely by taking me to "No on 9" campaign events. About a year later, apparently I said to her "mom, I've been thinking about it, and I've decided that it's okay to be gay, but I'm straight."
I was a pretty nerdy kid like I used to make lists of how many different types of lizards there were. I got to like almost a thousand. Anyways I used to watch star trek and every once in a while it would get oddly erotic. With the alien women and all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I was small. Like in kindergarten. I had a giant crush on Kristi Yamaguchi.
It wasn't a sudden realization. I just was always attracted to women and wanted to be close to them. Then, it just made sense that I was straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 3 or 4 years old. My Dad always had hockey on and I was obsessed with Pavel Bure and consciously attracted to him. Slicked back hair, red lips against pale skin, blue eyes hiding behind that visor...mmm mmm mmm
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When 8 year old me was taking swimming lessons. My 16 year old instructor was wearing a bikini. She was in the water and I was supposed to jump off the diving board and swim to her. She had amazing tits and they were just floating there like two perfect...fap fap fap fap fap...
When I started petting the little guy downstairs whilst fighting Misty in Pokemon.
EvilCam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The term "straight" was unknown to me until I was half way through high school. I first had romantic feelings about girls when I was in second or third grade. Age 7 or 8.
I fell for a guy my freshman year of college. Before that, I was open to anything. After that, I knew I was straight. Didn't stop me from kissing a girl, once, though.
Well I guess the fascination started when I was about 4, watching episodes of JAG with my mom. Apparently I turned around and said, referring to Catherine Bell "Mom, she has really large breasts." I guess the first time I KNEW was when I was 8, watching The Thomas Crown Affair and constantly rewinding to watch Rene Russo's also large breasts. The 90s had some downsides, but there were some pretty great boobies.
kegman83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized that, on a linear scale of gay to straight, if such a scale is linear and exists, I as female lie more on the straight side and discovered this when I met a woman to have crazy kinky sex with and I really didn't like it as much as I wanted to. She was awesome and totally knew this was a one time hook up with a straight girl, but it just wasn't as amazing as I wanted it to be.
Was working a short touring theatre show and one night the group went out to drink and somehow a gay guy and a straight girl ended up crashing in my bed, making a garbage man sandwich. The snuggling went strictly one way.
I remember being like 7 years old and watching an episode of Kim Possible one day and suddenly a scene starts where Kim is wearing her cheerleader uniform and fighting Shego. Popped my first boner that day.
I had multiple dreams of my first girlfriend in 6th grade pulling me into the gym locked room and making out and giving me head, like every night...and I wasn't really aware of porn I'd seen a magazine twice
I remember having big-time crushes as early as kindergarten (may have even been preschool). I remember my first crush (Sarah G.).
There was never any other option. I just like girls and always have.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A girl in middle school wore a mini skirt and thigh high leather boots. Yeah that did it no questions about what i like.
Mmkkhhdd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in my mid 30s and I'm not sure I'm straight.
I definitely like dick, but I sort of think about women too. Beyond kissing, I haven't done anything with women to know for sure. I have no idea if I'm straight or bi, I just date men.
around 6 or 7. I mean if this is some kind of joke question, I dunno, but I do recall a moment in my life where I thought being with a girl was for me.
In this society it is assumed you are straight so I'd imagine straight people 'found out' when they learned what sexuality is/never really 'realized' because it was just something that society assumed of them (therefore not really a revaluation). Unless your asking the very small subset of straight people who thought they were an orientation other then straight for a while and later decided they are in fact straight the only responses will be along the line of 'this is when I first experienced attraction'.
Nerfplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I watched "Married with Children", I think I was about 13.
Age 5, kindergarten, I asked my mom to help me write a letter to a boy in my class asking to be my boyfriend and we used to eskimo kiss (rubbing noses). And I would chased the boys on the playground threatening to kiss them cuz I'm a player.
Also, I was in love with Bill Clinton and got jealous of Monica. I was 9.
smoike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was swimming in the local swimming pool at the age of 8 and testing it my new goggles by going underwater as much as possible.
I heard and felt someone jump in reasonably close to my left while submerged, and immediately turned to make sure it wasn't a friend of mine bombing me.
It wasn't, instead I saw a perfect set of c/d sized breasts have their bikini ripped off by the water about 3 metres to my left as their 20~something year old owner jumped in near her friends and totally misjudged her entry into the pool.
I'm 38 and they are still some of the best damn tits I've ever seen in person. To quote Teri Hatcher on her guest Seinfeld appearance, "they're real and they're spectacular". Totally wasted on me at that age, but I never will be able to forget them.
Growing up in the Midwest I only knew of homosexually as an insult. I was 18 and hitchhiking through the south when a guy picked me up and through progression; offered me $700 to suck my dick. Only having maybe, a couple dollars to my name, I agreed. It was so weird and I couldn't get hard while he was doing it. To his obvious frustration, I never got excited. There is a lot more to the story but, this was the moment I knew I wasn't attracted to a men. I'm sure I knew all along, but i like to prove theories so they can rest peacefully.
sssesoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in kindergarten when I saw a girls panties under the table and got an instant boner. Later a different girl lift her skirt up and flashed her panties to the entire class and the teacher yelled at her but that was another instant boner.
After making out with a dude and getting a hickey on my forehead from a guy in college, I soon realized it was all fun and games, and the erections only came when I looked at women and not men.
Chloeyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I realized I wasn't gay because I wasn't interested in women.
STICH666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw Winnie Cooper in the Wonder Years when I was 7. There was a girl in my class who looked just like her except blonde and I had the most hardcore crush on her. I used to pretend to sleep at lunch and stare at her through my jacket. Oh that girl is a professional model now so I guess I was right to have a crush.
When I was in my first year of highschool, I saw baywatch, I saw Pamela Anderson jogging in red swimsuit, this turned me on like anything. I found boner in my pants.
Second grade, huge crush on some chick in my class, fantasized about kissing her. I didn't know what sex was at the time. This was also the year that I learned what being gay was, and I thought, "I'm not gay."
I think the first time I actually comprehended that I was straight was when I snuck into the woods with a female friend of mine. We were both curious on how kissing felt and I kissed her. She kissed back. Did nothing for me. There was also a time when a friend showed me her breasts. Again nothing. But I always got flush and my chest got tight when I was around my older brother's friends. 13 year old me LOVED skaterboys. Too bad I said see ya later boy :/
wokecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I was 5, I was in love with my classmate. I'd stuff notes in his cubby that said "I <3 u" and he got so annoyed. I also kissed another boy when I was 5....then, didn't kiss a boy again until I was 16. lol
Second grade. We did newspaper cutouts for spelling practice, me and my friend Alan always found the bra ads. I would put them in my pocket and carry them around.
walker73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started touching myself to Janet Jacksons music video Escapade.
Durbokii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw asa akira in legwarmers masturbate in a chair and I thought "damn". She my first introduction to porn.
Girl up the street from me let me kiss her when I was 7 or 8, girl across the street when I was 9 or 10 let me finger-bang her and she gave me my first orgasm when she was blowing me. I had a pretty good childhood!
women's underwear catalogues in the mail... wonder if my mom ever noticed them missing
beachair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Pokemon for me -- I wanted to be tokapee so I could lean on Misty's love bags all day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 8 my family went to the circus and there was this chick performing with hula hoops. She had on a really tight leotard that showed off her ass. I didn't watch anything else that night except her.
Assman til I die
I wondered if I was bi ever since I was younger and I had sexy dreams involving men and women. I was 24 when I kind of figured out that I'm not bi. I really enjoy sexualized portrayals of women, I did sexytime stuff with a woman once, and the private part stuff was meh. I really enjoyed the kissing and touching part. Actually having sex with a man is awesome, though.
I never really had an aha moment I just always kind of knew, but when I was maybe 8 my mom had his Victoria's Secret magazine and for some reason I had an urge to kiss them and their boobs, I grew up to be an ass man though.
My first crush was the pink ranger though and I had a T shirt with her on it.
datsmn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1987
plokool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was always pretty sure, then freshman year of college my roommate (probably drunk) fell asleep naked. Top bunk was about eye level to me so I ended up seeing ass and balls in the morning when I got out of the bottom bunk. Knew for sure then that I wasn't into it.
I found an old yu-gi-oh card, 4 star, mermaid of something, but in chinese.
American version had a seashell bra.
This one did not.
ODB247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think there was a moment. My first crushes were on girls. All I saw in my dad's nudie mags were women. I had a thing for Cyndi Lauper and Madonna and Bruce Springsteen's ass (we had a lot of record albums at home). I don't think it ever occurred to me that I had to like one gender or the other. I think when it came time to think about actual sex, other women just didn't do it for me. I never had a desire to touch lady parts. I still have crushes on women and I find many people physically attractive but I have no desire to have sexy times with them. I don't think I ever decided to be straight or realized I was. There was no moment of labeling. Maybe that's straight privilege?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like five and I got a boner from seeing a pregnant women. Age six and got bullied for having a crush on the prettiest girl in class.
Watching oiled up muscly men rolling around with each other did nothing for me. Bring in Sunny and Sable and I knew I was straight... I'd assume my mom knew as well as she did my laundry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was trying to kiss girls in head start. I never really went through that "ew girls phase"
The first day of preschool was horrible. On the second day a father dropped off his little girl. That day began the war between us and the day care teachers. Every nap time was cuddle time until they pulled us apart. After 5 months the war was won by the children.
I remember wanting to kiss girls before kindergarten. I used to dry hump the floor. Didn't know why until I was an adult. Now as a father I see my 2year old doing the same. Must be hereditary.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that I liked women, but I don't want to fuck them.
CthuIhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is this even a question?? I guess I'm straight as hell
kcmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The minute I learned what 'being gay' is. I knew I wasn't that. (Not that there is anything wrong with it)
Not sure of my exact age but I was young, young and feeling funny watching Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the Batman TV show. Those hips, that outfit, I just didn't comprehend why Batman wouldn't kiss her because I sure would have.
I was maybe 5 or 6, and it was the first time I saw Jeff Goldblum's naked chest in Jurassic Park - y'all all know what I'm talking about, that scene where he's injured yet seductively reclined with his shirt open. Classic Goldblum. I went from a girl who loved dinosaurs to a girl who loved sweaty man bod faster than you can say "uhh".
We were covering basic sex ed in year 4 in a few weeks time. I got curious early on and straight up googled "naked ladies". I was interested.
"What's that weird long tube she's sticking up her..... sorry what's that thing called?"
About 2 weeks later, my stupid 9 year old self called my older sister to help get rid of all the big scary virus alerts I kept receiving, with the porn window still open. She wasn't impressed.
I'm female, and I find women to be disgustingly squishy. Boobs are a turn-off. Butts are just fun to stare at (and the only reason I'd watch American football for). I don't like hugging women because of the squish. And the make-out in college with other women was boring.
Sometimes I wonder what kissing a particular woman would be like, but then I remember that closing my eyes for make-believe doesn't work for me.
I know that I think some few girls are pretty, but guys can occasionally (although very rarely) be fairly attractive, and I rarely (if ever) have any actual urge towards either. I don't know. Overall, I think I'm heterosexual, but it's not something I really care about. I'd like a family someday, but it's really one of the last things on my to-do list.
royyyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 and saw Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical... I fell in love
This is kinda embarrassing but, I was 5 on YouTube I searched, "grls showin there peenises" At that time I wasn't aware that there was a different sexual organ for each gender.
It was probably the first time I saw the music video for Shania Twain's 'I Feel Like a Woman!' (For the record this was about 7-8 years after it came out, it was on one of those TV channels that shows music videos), I was probably 9 or 10 at the time. But yeah, that's also how I found out that I apparently have a thing for redheads.
I'd never really thought about it until my first sexual encounter with a woman. She shoved a finger up my rear and although I know that some straight men enjoy this, for me it ended our fun on a very sour note. That's when I knew I was never catching. I can't say I'd never pitch bit I've never really felt the urge even when very handsome men have implied the opportunity existed.
We had a family life education course in 5th grade and they taught us what an erection was. At that moment I realized the tingling feeling I got in my dick when I was in preschool and girls would chase me around the playground was an early version of an erection. I've liked girls literally as long as I can remember.
When I was about 8 years old I would spend the weekend with my grandparents and we would occasionally go visit my uncle who lived in a trailer way out in the boonies.
One visit I had to take a massive dump so I went to the Johnny on the job he had.
When I sat down I noticed all of his dirty magazines on the side.
I ripped out maybe a dozen pages and took them with me.
5 years old. Tried to sneak out of my bedroom one night but found my dad was watching TV in the room right outside. He wasn't facing me so he didn't see me. Was about to sneak back into my room when I caught a glance of the TV. Some topless chicks dancing. Was mesmerized by them boobies. Knew ever since
Growing up is awkward. I remember thinking I might be gay because I would get random erections even when just around guy friends. Then I overheard someone say, "when you jerk off do you think of girls or guys?" I knew then I was definitely a straight guy. Plus now that I think back I should have known I was straight because I spent 90% of my time thinking about naked girls.
Edit: Also when a female nude scene would come on during a movie my mom would make me cover my eyes, I always peeked.
Back in the day, maybe 1988-89, everyone in East Boston had a Scrambler/Black Box, and we had all the pay channels, which were HBO, Cinemax, and Showtime. There was also Playboy, just Playboy. There was an A/B button on the remote, which is how you would switch from pay channels to regular basic cable channels. On channel 50B was Playboy, but it never came in. If I hit the A/B button really fast, I'd get glimpses and tits and ass, and maybe the occasional subtle peek of pubic hair. You couldn't make out the girls, but being 8-9 years old and getting your first glimpse, your in a little boys dream. Good question.
Aware I was straight around 8-9 years old. Dad had a nice stash too. Thanks Dad. You truly, and inadvertently, made available the supplies I needed to not be a total moron my first time in bed with a girl.
I was pretty sure I was straight before this moment, despite what my grandfather believed, but when I kissed a dude and it did absolutely nothing for me.
Pretty much the last nail in the coffin for me and dicks.
Ive mentioned this before. I was about 8 or 9 years old. I felt these inexplicable fealings for Diana Troy on TNG. My dad told me I had good taste when I tried talking to him about it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I was about 4 years old, I really liked looking at the women in my mother's lingerie catalogs. I had no idea what it meant to be straight at age 4, but I definitely liked women.
FedoraLa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always "knew" I was straight, in the way that you know your parents are your parents - as in, that's just the accepted norm growing up until someone tells you otherwise or you find out on your own. I questioned my sexuality a lot as a young adult, as did everyone around me (which is probably what started my own questioning) - I can look at a woman, and be attracted, and I can look at a man and be attracted. But I only want to be intimate with men. I didn't find that out until I started dating at 25.
I was a little boy in the mid 1980's and caught the opening credits of the popular television series 'Miami Vice'. During the sequence, images of Miami would flash while that cheesy Miami Vice theme song blared throughout my parents living room. About ten seconds into the montage the most beautiful, confident, smiling woman strides across the screen in a bikini top while her perfect pair of breasts dance in unison to the sound of the conga drums. I must've been all of 5 years old but I knew I wanted to be on her. When i heard that music come on I was running toward the tv like the flock of pelicans that opens the montage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right around the time trump became president elect.
when i was a kid i would lick the tv screen while watching replays of batman the animated series and the cute supervillains (harley quinn? poison ivy?) would come on. I would go for the pussy.......couldnt have been more than 8.
kklolzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw porn for the first time around age 10 I was enthralled
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It first occurred to me that I liked girls when I saw the movie My Demon Lover on television. It was a stupid 80's romantic comedy about a homeless guy who was possessed by a gypsy as a teenager to turn into a literal demon every time he gets horny. So likewise he can only get to a certain point with chicks. There are several scenes in the movie where the protagonist struggles with this affliction in the midst of some serious macking. We're talking the girl being down to just a bra. I was five years old and getting sexual boners. Probably not normal, but that taught me I liked girls.
Much later, in second grade, I learned some boys actually like other boys and it's called being gay. So I guess only at that point did I realize I was "not gay."
When I was 11 and the puberty kicked in. I always liked girls. But it was in a they were different from me kind of way. It's hard to explain. Then puberty came and I suddenly noticed they had breasts and hips and ass. Then I really liked what was going on there physically. Before it was like "That's nice". Then it was like "That's nice and I want to do terrible things to it".
In middle school my friend came out as bi. My other friend and I thought that was really cool. We wanted to be bi too! After about a week of thinking we could just start liking women we realized that no, we were both very straight. I was already watching porn at that point and was into lesbian porn as well as straight porn, so I thought maybe it might work. But once I actually attempted to be attracted to women I knew it wasn't going to happen.
Kelikels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Went to ask my mom a question and she was watching a show about breast exams and cancer. Boobs were in the screen and I completely lost my train of thought. Both my mom and I knew I was a boob kid growing into a boob man that day.
Nobody realizes they are straight. That is default behavior. Can't say the same for people who call themselves gay. Many of these people seem really confused people who overthink and then become obsessed with their thoughts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 2nd grade I was getting yelled at by a female teacher. She had to bend over to look me in the eyes, except that my eyes were looking down her blouse the entire time. The scolding topic changed, and I realized...
When I was a young boy of just 10 years old, and seeing girls in the bikini section of the weekly Target ads made my willy tingle. And that if I touched said willy, it made me feel really good, inside and out.
when i fucked a dude a realized it grossed me out instead of turned me on. but when i fuck a woman all i can think about is that moment all week. so obviously i cant be gay if the sex i had made me look back in disgust, compared to looking back and loving it, and enjoying that moment and waiting for the next moment like it to arise. ;TLDR: fucked a dude to see if i liked it, didnt like it at all. (there is no sexual connection between other males for me, so while i get along with a male and can hang out with one every single day, i couldnt possibly consider kissing or having sex with a man ever again)
tvec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that sexuality and sexual preference is a spectrum. There was a while where I thought that I could be gay. I had more sexual experiences (with women) and I realized that I am a fair bit more on the hetero side. That was around 20 years old for me.
I've liked girls since kindergarden. I never went through the whole "girls are icky" phase. I had a sort of girlfriend in 1st grade and I couldn't exactly explain why, but I knew I was liking being around here.
When I was around 7 years old and I went to see the movie Teen Wolf Too. I had the biggest crush on Jason Bateman's love interest. Never really seen the actress in anything since then.
Went on boobs.com when I was 8 and really liked the boobs. Haven't eased up on the cyber-booby-search since.
aeropg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade I used to look at this girl in my class all the time. I didn't know why and I also felt weird when I did. It wasn't until recently I remembered the feeling I had and realized I had a crush on her. And in the third grade I bought (had my mom buy) a teddy bear for a girl.
I was 4 and I found my stepdads playboy's. I didn't know exactly why but I really likes the pictures of the naked girls and it gave me a funny feeling in my groin.
Jed118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making out with a girl in grade 7 (while also being in the same grade, disclaimer). I even got to 3rd base (or whatever base signifies sucking on tits, small as they may be due to that age and whatnot) and enjoyed it.
It wasn't a realization that I was straight, just that being with a girl was exciting and touching/being touched by them was desirable.
When I was 4 in preschool, my teacher was talking to the other teachers about how she forgot to where underwear's or something. I honestly didn't know what she meant, but while i was having recess on the sidewalk I was drawing on the side of the playground with chalk, and the teacher was sitting down. I was so persistent that when one of the pieces of chalk rolled under her skirt I quickly grabbed and felt her skirt touch my neck and looked up. I saw her pussy that day and I got a little excited, but as soon it happened she found out screamed and gave me time out. I still remember I though what she had under her skirt was a starfish (pussy). I also used to hump pillows when I got a boner ;). Btw How many of you guys got a Middle school Pool Party? Cause I didn't ;-;.
gianni_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kissed a girl in kindergarten lol
c0nduit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I as in grade 7 a girl told me my ears were dirty, and I thought she was gorgeous and for some reason felt the need to impress her and got my ears in order quick!
I had some guy in high school become a little obsessed with me. He was a good friend but got a little too clingy and attempted on more than one occasion to... do things... I was completely uninterested and felt extremely put off by it. That's when I knew 100% I wasn't into guys. At all.
I remember when I was in 3rd grade and used to always fight with my class girl friends. It was like a rivalry we called each other stupid and pull the girls by the hair. Couple of years later my usual target, girl named Annie, grew first set of perky little boobs in class. I remember my attitude towards her became totally different, I started to carry her stuff and suddenly became so nice to her, gave her my sandwich too on few occasion. That's how I knew I love women and boobies;)
Vlaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At age 8 I had waited for my parents to leave the house before I turned on our Pioneer Cable Box, and flipped to the Spice channel. It was some "prepping for porn" thing where the girl having her pussy trimmed and styled by some sort of pube-groomer/stylist. The fact that I sat through watching that and still enjoyed what I was seeing confirmed my being straight.
artskyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always? Weirdly, that's basically the answer in regards to when I thought I was 'saved' as well. Both were quite innate in both my upbringing and development.
That said, I have questioned both. But I've only ever discovered confirmation, as biased as it might be.
So I'm neither an unthinking Christian nor an unthinking hetero-male.
I don't have an easy or binary response to either, exactly. I just know they are both fundamental to who I am.
Javad0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
11 years old and Heavy Metal was airing for the first time. 11 year old me found it on a 'free HBO weekend'. 11 year old me never forgot those boobs.
afabs96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This girl in the sixth grade. Biggest boons I had seen at that time, I didn't know why but I thought it was dope
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May name appear next to 'straight' in the dictionary.
The first day of kindergarten I realized I loved girls. I had a girlfriend by the end of my first day. All throughout school I developed an interest in girls way before most guys did. I had a few friends parents call me a bad influence because of my interest in girls.
This interest has never faded or went away. I dont just love women sexually but love being in a relationship with a great women. I have never been one to sleep around and always wanted a relationship. By the time I started high school, I had already had two year long girlfriends and then spent from Sophomore year until two years after high school with the same girl.
So, I have always been a little strange for a guy that way and oddly enough, some of my close friends thought I might be gay because I never had the desire to just out and get laid, if I wasnt interested in being in a relationship with someone, I had no interest in them at all even if I was extremely sexually attracted to someone. I turned down a couple of opportunites for sex with super hot girls when I was younger because of this. Now that I am older, I do kind of regret taking sex so seriously that young because now in the later half of my 30s with kids, it is harder to date and have sex.
when my buddy sent me a dick pic and i felt nothing related to a boner
webpod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In second grade I drew naked pictures of girls, and chased them on the playground.
Kighla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in middle school I remember crying and writing in my diary that I thought I might be bisexual. Cried about it for a day or two, then remembered that I was not.
Having girlfriends and kissing as a 7-year old kid, I was interested in girls way before I knew what homosexuality was. When I found out about gays I thought about it for a second and realised I could not even think of kissing another dude.
I grew up in the 80's in Sweden. up until 1979 homosexuality was viewed as a mental disease and people did not "come out" in fear of being rejected by the community. Nobody talked about it, kids shows stayed away from the subject.. very unlike nowadays when Swedish kids show sometimes shock the rest of the world with it's 'open mindset'.
I'm blabbing away. Anyhow, it is like a 3 year gap between where I realise I was interested in girls and when I found out about homosexuality. So I don't know if I should answer with 7 years old or 10-11 years old.
Either Pre-school or Kindergarten....I remember just wanting to lay down next to Kim during nap time SO badly. Just wanting to be near her, and not knowing why.
I felt it as a natural progression, not a magic "poof" out of nowhere. I didn't have any social norms to violate in that regard.
I just love the female form. It always spiked a fire within me. There was never a moment of confusion about it. I'm sure many, regardless of sexuality, share this feeling.
For as long as I can remember. It felt natural to me and something I can't control and was not a conscious decision. However I've only had one girlfriend throughout my lifetime at 22 now and I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian now.
When I was 11 I started to realize how much I liked girls, so I knew I was straight or bi, then I tried fantasizing about men and I wasn't aroused, I just got an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach so I decided that I must be straight. 10 years later, can confirm, definitely straight.
haha420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 5th grade and I really liked this girl. She later moved and I kept the pencil she gave me for like a week. Then I saw some tits on tv
When young me was flipping the Sears Christmas Wist catalogue and didn't immediately breeze past the ladies flashing their knickers on the way to the toys.
The first time I saw a naked lady and I thought this is nice.
lydell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually discussed this once or twice with friends but I was a freshman or sophomore in high school and I just looked around my choir class and thought, "Do I like girls? Could I?" I visualized what that would look like and was "Nope, I'm good."
iMurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 4 my crush was The Little Mermaid.
This sounds like something that goes into r/circlejerk but if it's serious:
No one gets crushes until they hit what, preschool? At least that's when I had my first crush, and as implied if it wasn't already I had a crush on a girl and ever since I've only gotten a boner from girls.
averykc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in year 5 or 6 at school and I was rewinding the tape that our teacher had recorded a kids news program on in the av room.
At the end, it has Brittney Spears' oops I did it again playing. I didn't know why, but I didn't ever want to have to stop watching it!
When I saw the Thor movie was the first time I'd ever thought of anyone in anyway a sexual way, and any time my mind wanders to women in the same way my brain instantly just switches to a more clinical, "I wonder what being into girls would be like" mode. I had never thought about it though till about 7th grade, when I realized I'd had crushes on a lot of guys, but never on any girls. And then I saw the Thor movie that fall (I think, could have been a year to either side), and that kinda cinched it....
MTV and VH1 were on the TV a lot when I was a kid, so I attribute my straightness to that. When I was two years old, I had a crush on Debbie Gibson (specifically from this video). That's what first got me interested in girls.
Also when I was two years old, I saw the video for "Cold Hearted" by Paula Abdul. She pretty much solidified my being straight; I knew I liked what I saw, and I figured out that girls could eventually look like that, so I never went through a cootie phase.
After I hit puberty. Prior to that, I liked both boys and girls. I remember having a huge crush on this kid named Adam. I was especially fond of the ringlets at the bottom of his mullet. I used to smell Tom's hair whenever I stood in line behind him. I was also into the Ambers (like the Ashleys, but... You get it).
When I was 12, I had a crush on these girls in my classes, but no boys. I one day saw a kid who looked like Adam (who had long ago moved away), and realized I didn't feel about him the way I had before. It was then that I realized I was only into girls now.
Probably in like 2nd grade when I already had a gf(lol) and then in 5th grade when I would check out all of the girls asses which I still do to this day I might add.
Gdash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really should put male or female in your reply..... Cuz some people are really gay here
I always like to ask homophobic people when they CHOSE to be straight.
You'd be surprised how many of them actually do remember the moment they CHOSE to be straight.
It's been my theory that those who are most homophobic harbor homosexual feelings themselves. So indeed they would be likely to think of their being straight as a choice, and to think of being gay as a choice.
Me? As a five-year-old, I really really enjoyed watching Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. It was no more a choice than my liking cheeseburgers instead of lima beans.
My mom took me shopping frequently when I was young. I remember multiple times, from when I was six, and I spent a lot of time chatting up female associates at department stores, and staring up most of the mannequin's skirts like it was normal. I was also a popular kid with the ladies in the neighborhood back then :]
Great question. I've been girl-crazy since I was 5. I asked a girl to marry me when I was in kindergarten. I blame my mom's soap operas. But the awareness of sexual orientation came later, probably around the time I popped my first boner while watching Revenge of the Nerds. My world was changed forever.
I was watching this mini series on HBO where 2 dudes were lying in bed with eachother. I thought to myself "that doesn't appeal to me at all" that's when I knew I wasn't gay
It was movies as a young boy. The oldest sister in Swiss Family Robinson, the little girl at the end of the Jungle Book and the oldest sister in The Sound of Music. Saw them in the mid 60's and they stirred emotions I never had before. I was seven to eight. Wasn't a choice, but an awareness there was something wonderful about girls.
frozzone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a better question would be "What's your earliest memory of being attracted to the opposite sex?" or something along those lines. Being straight isn't really something that you need to realize. You only do once you find out about homosexuality being a thing. As a kid you aren't exactly aware of there being anything else.
I guess I didn't. It just kinda happened. I grew and was like yeah I like girls. I didn't attribute it to anything other then growing up and not thinking girls are icky.
I didn't know I had an option not to when I grew up..... It just seemed normal from movies and family members and classmates.... nobody was gay that I know of. So it didn't even occur to me to look at the same sex differently than just friends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember thinking Jonathan Taylor Thomas(Home Improvement days) and I were going to get married. I was in pre-K.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I learned about sexualty. I didn't really have solid notion of it before I had the talk with my parents. I had always liked girls so I always "knew" I was straight but I knew nothing about sex and sexualty so having that talk just when I first "realized" I was straight.
agoogua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well one day I just woke up and said "I'm not gay!"
I always liked girls since I remember. Started as far back as I can even think; crushes on older women like my teachers and ladies at church. Then the pretty girl in class when I was in kindergarten. And so on - 26 years strong. Couple notches on my belt, so what? Big whoop, wanna fight about?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was at my babysitters house when I was 6 or so. Ran by the bathroom just as her 4-5 year old daughter was getting out of the bath tub (door was open), butt naked.
I new right then I liked girls.
Zomunieo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came across the infamous Sega Saturn ad in a magazine.
Before or after the ad, I never had the slightest interest in the Sega Saturn.
My parents raised me gay. I dated a few guys in middle school but it never really felt right. Then I joined the theater department and made out with a girl backstage. Straight since then
I distinctly remember a day in 10th grade. I realized I had a crush on a girl, but didn't want to have sex with her. It actually made me want to do that less. I didn't know the word for it at the time, but that's when I realized I am straight asexual.
In first or second grade my friend and I were playing birdie and I ran into a fifth grader with a blooming chest. I had never been so excited as a child.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't know if you call it 'realized' but Raquel Welch was dancing on television and I couldn't take my eyes off her and couldn't stop thinking about her later. I was about 5.
I always knew I liked women. But when I was 14ish I honestly asked myself if I could be bisexual? Like hey maybe I like guys too and I'm just repressing it or something.
Literally didn't know I was straight until I had sex with my now husband. I'm 20 and we've been together two years. ๐ So I haven't really known for sure for a long time.
Oh boy, here we go. In middle school we had swimming at the local highschool near us every week. Well, one week I forgot my swimming trunks and had to borrow a set from there (they had a stand where they would power clean swimming suits for people who needed a pair). So I asked my teacher where the stand was. He told me, "Go out the door and make a right. Turn right again and it'll be right there. I did exactly what he told me. Turns out it lead me to the girls changing room. So there's me, a kid that has probably ever only seen a naked girl off a mag or Internet, accidentally walking into the girls changing room filled with all of his classmates who were already stripped down. Jesus Crust I could have died right there but luckily all of the girls were turned around facing the lockers trying to avoid eye contact with others. I can never live that day down. But I sure as hell knew I was straight from there on.
bearsito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried making out with a couple of guys, and it really did the opposite of turning me on. I was actually a bit surprised. Up until then I'd suspected I was bi.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guy grabbed my "little buddy" at a club. Nothing. I'd always thought there was a chance I was bi and just really didn't want to deal with the stigma and hardships if I ended up in a same-sex relationship, so I deliberately never put myself in the position of questioning my straightness. Like Imaybeahomophobia
My first crush was when I was pretty young. It was on a boy in a movie named Chip or Junior or some other 90's shit. I think I went to the bathroom to cry when my parents made some kind of joke about me liking him because I wanted to rewind part of the movie he was in. I never told them, but they were completely right. Young me just wasn't ready to have such harsh light cast on my tender feelings haha
I was 9 or 10 and watching the Casper movie (1995). I desperately wanted to be Christina Ricci's character Kat and get to wear a white dress and hang out with a cute boy ghost.
I still have weird taste in men.
mshelbym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't really into "boys" until 6th grade, so 12 years old. I had the whole experimental curiosity until then, but never one preference one way or the other.
When I gave a girl one of those frozen ice cones that have the gumball at the bottom to show me her vagina behind the local pool. There were like five of us and ended up realizing that vaginas are weird and cool. That and staying up super late night and seeing those GGW commercials that got me really energetic and excited at 1am...
If there was ever any question for me, it was all answered the first time I saw a vagina. It was just so beautiful and all I wanted to do was touch it.
One day When I was about 13 I was pondering whether I could be gay. I noticed that on the other side of the road was a very attractive girl. A gust of wind at that very moment blew her skirt up and i walked straight into a lamppost. I had my answer:
Kindergarten school/church play, stations of the cross i think.
This hot ass girl Crystal was Mary, and my friend was Jesus. In one of the stations, Jesus (my friend) laid his head in Mary's (Crystal's) lap.
I remember being so jealous that it wasnt me that got to put my head in her lap. In my fuzzy memory, I can still picture her. And in my mind she still looks hot, like my age hot not like she still looks like shes in kindergarten in my 25 yr old brain. Ugh....what happened to you crystal? I need to find your instagram or something.
Kindergarten! I was at an all boys school, and the crush I had was my Class Adviser who was female
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21/22
From 10-16 I thought I was bisexual for feminine or androgynous guys, then after a while I thought I was bicurious until after my first serious girlfriend who took my virginity (I say that absolutely as she was an abusive bitch that cheated on me) after which I thought I was asexual and then eventually thought I might be gay.
I had one gay experience it went no further than kissing because, well I really really wasn't into it. I felt bad cos the guy was nice and had a thing for me.
Really I only knew I was definitely straight (with a thing for futanari) when I got with my now fiancรฉ almost 2 years ago. My fiancรฉ knows all this and accepts all of it thankfully as it caused a lot of issues not knowing what I was for a long time.
Bootcamp couldn't get a hard on and masturbate due to all the man stink around me but as soon as I got a whiff of the woman stink when I passed them during a march.....oh...my..god...my dick wanted to rip through my navy utility pants. I actually felt a bit lightheaded.
I think i came too late to this thread but i always knew i was straight. I didn't know about the concept of homosexuality until high school. The female body is something magical and i was never attracted to dick. Even when i was young, i wanted a wife, kids and all that. I have a thing for strong women like the pink power ranger, xena and so on.
When I saw Christina Applegate playing Kelly Bundy on Married With Children.
travo_o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Cent's "Candy Shop" music video on MTV.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that I only ever wanted to have physical intimacy with girls, not an emotional relationship (except for friendships, of course). Even my female crushes would be very superficial.
rees24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leonardo Dicaprio hahaha.. when i was 10 I watched the aviator in the theatres when it came out. I was so confused. I was thinking wow why is he so good looking and Mmmmmmm.
I think it might have been kim basinger in Wayne's world 2. The scene where she dances with Garth. Suddenly i have this uncomfortable feeling in my lower body. I think i was 7.
When I hade a crush on at girl in 1st grade. Most boys that I knew at the time though were still going on about cooties and such so I tried to act cool and like it wasn't a big deal. I remember crying to my mom as I confided in her about my dilemma.... she just laughed at me.
iHiTuDiE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bra section in catalogs.
I also had to learn how to do my own laundry at the time.
jankay2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One weekend night I was up til very late watching tv when I came across this channel called Showcase. It was then when I realized that my dick was getting really hot
8 years old. Found a playboy magazine. Instant boner. Was confused why it happened. Wanted more.
Also the blonde next door that wanted to ride bikes and play Nintendo with me.
Phalex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: First sexual awakenings. For me it's just that I have always been attracted to go girls from as far back as I can remember. Litteraly from I was able to form long-term memories. And long before I had any sort of sexual urge.
I was asked by a dude in my dorm to come jerk off with him. He was cool, we were friends, but I'd never even considered the possibility that I wasn't straight before. So I told him I'd think about it. And I did. For a day I thought hard about how I felt about it. Intellectually, I was fine with it. And I really wanted to do it so I could have an emotional and sexual bond with someone - I was pretty lonely. But I got the shakes every time I tried to go say sure to him. In the end I told him no, because I just couldn't make it feel right to me.
When i was in like 3rd grade i had lots of friends that were girls and one day at recess they started chasing me saying they were gonna kiss me and give me cooties and i didnt wanna run away.
I was a kid on the school bus and an older high school girl was walking down the aisle. Just past my seat she tripped over a school bag and fell forward with her arse in the air.
Something stirred inside me and I knew I wanted to mount her. I stayed in my seat, went home and worked out masturbation by fucking my pillow.
My social studies teacher leaning over me to check on what I was doing, my face gravitated directly towards her tits.
Now bear with me. Her top was low cut, so I could clearly see, this pink and black frilly bra, BARELY cupping these melons easily the size of my head. It didn't help AT ALL that she was leaning so close, my ear brushed her necklace, which was playing hide and seek down there. Fuck me.
I've done my share of experiments when I was younger, but it was that moment I was sold. She was also young and beautiful which only made the situation worse. I think she's married now. But anyway, that's not the point, point is
She caught me staring like that Mexican frog, and said
Tried doing it with a guy out of curiosity. Couldn't get it up. Was kinda obvious after that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i grinded on a girl at the school playground when i was 10 years old. We were playing "Tag". But our version is that you have to grab one another.
I grab her and her butt seems to touch my junk. I start dry humping like crazy. In doggystyle position. It felt like actual sex without putting it in. I could feel my entire body in extacy so incredibly turned on.
She was laughing the entire time in a jonkingly and the kids were like "Danny you player!".
She pushed me off. That entire day i was horny. Back then i didn't know what masturbation or porn is. I had so much energy!
From that moment on i knew, i was gonna love women/girls.
About 6 years old I watched the film Zulu. I fell in love with black men and have never been attracted to any other.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny that thisthread comes up, I was literally just thinking about this. I was pretty young, my grandma had coloring books and one was the Little Mermaid themed. Always got drawn to Ariel's boobies. Still a boob man to the day.
Was about 5 and went to a naked sauna, shared bath and all, woman stood up on from of me showing an ass I will never forget. And I am an ass man to this day.
I've had crushes on boys ever since I was 4 or 5 years old... I recall telling my friend about a boy named Dominic I liked (I was 5). My friend told him and he said "ew!" .... :(
I counted once, and I've crushed on over 30 boys and men. And only a couple of them ever liked me back (and became boyfriends). Such is life haha. I've called myself 'boy crazy' before because I get crushes really easily.
jupiyyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just always was. Guess I was born that way just like gay people are born gay.
Holding hands with boy = warm feelings in body,
holding hands with girl = gross sweaty hands
But I had hoped for a while that I would be bisexual.
MagicSPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always suspected I was straight, and I had relationships with women, but when in my 20's a rugby player engaging in drunken horse-play kissed me on the lips in a nightclub I knew for sure.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had crushes on girls for as long as I can actually remember. Even back at playschool. I was always too shy to do anything about them though.
As for being sexually attracted to girls, I can pinpoint that with some accuracy, for this all occurred in the days before the world wide web of dreams, cats and porn.
I was seven or eight and staying with a grandparent(ish) and my bed was made up in his study, which was full of books. Near my head was The Illustrated Dictionary of Sex. I was very curious about such things, and of course stayed up all night reading about the bizarre things people do to each other. It was photographically illustrated, and very extensive. I think I knew pretty much what I liked after that.
My dad had a topless Calendar in his garage, and it always made me curious.
It was also covered in quite a few cobwebs and at that time in my life I was quite put off by spiders...However my curiosity about these topless women prevailed and I climbed onto his desk and had a peek.
IT WAS SO WORTH IT, BEEN OBSESSED WITH TITS AND THE FEMALE FORM EVER SINCE.
When I was five or so my uncles would have bonfire parties in the backyard. They would send me to pinch a girl's ass and point her their way. Knew from the first handful
aPacPost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time i touched pussy
Fashiond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a female and started having crushes on boys in 2nd grade (age 7.) never even thought of a girl sexually. Just didn't appeal to me, I guess.
I guess I've known since I was like 7 or 8 and had crushes on girls, but there was a moment that definitely confirmed it when I was 15.
I was laying in bed with one male friend and one female friend. Cuddled with the female friend and felt awesome (first time I touched boobies yeww). Make friend cuddles me and I feel very claustrophobic and uncomfortable. I realised then that I'm definitely 100% straight. Kind of moved around and ended up switching sides with female friend (I was in the middle originally) and played with her boobs a bit more, which made me happy happy happy.
I was five, at Sonia F's birthday party. We were playing hide and seek and lying on the floor by her mother's bed out of sight. She gave me a tender kiss and said she loved me. I reciprocated. We never mentioned it again and never became sweethearts but I knew I would be happy to kiss a girl again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think man this is hard. I always said I was going to marry certain boys... but it was like friendship/social conditioning from my community (highly religious). So I dunno the first time I felt like a weird tingly feeling about a guy?
6th grade me deciding I had to marry this one boy in my class that I shared a birthday with and we always got into fights about who was older. The first time I realised I was mad crushing on him we were in the gym playing on those finger crushing gliding boards, whatever they are called. The teacher was playing music and a Backstreet Boys song came on just was I looked at him. Felt my heart jump a little and began to blush. I was straight up in love.
Though I'll admit I'm like a pinch gay... like... boobies are awesome... but I prefer men.
After seeing topless women on the beach during a European vacation.
JakeBit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hitting puberty, and hadn't had any crushes yet, so I thought to myself "Hmm, maybe I'm just closet gay.". So I checked out several guys, and lo and behold, not even a halfchub to be seen. So, by process of eliminations, I must be straight.
I never "realized", my parents assumed I was and convinced me I was ( I am straight ) so this question is like asking how did you discover fact... It's not like realizing you are gay (I assume) because parents assume you are straight from when you were born and you have to go against everything you have been taught. So for anyone non-straight just imagine that your parents knew you are LGBTQ...even though it is foreign
There was never a point of 'realisation'; there was simply never a moment when anything else seemed an option. To be honest, it's a bit like asking 'when did you realise you had a head?'.
18ft2dr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you just ask me?
scuzza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must have been around 8, watching WWE in the late 90's, stacy Kiebler and trish stratus, I would just turn deep red and just go generally week whenever I seen them, first real crush and Boner movement activated
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born. I went straight up the girl closest to me and fucked her brains out.
Got a high-five from my dad and a proud smile from my mom. The doctors had tears in his eyes and proudly said "I delivered that magnificent son of a bitch" and then he and my dad slapped my mothers ass.
When I was 12, had a sleepover, and saw back to back Labyrinth and Casper. Same reaction for David Bowie and Devin Sawa. It wasn't even really a sexual response. I was a tomboy with zero interest in anyone, but I was up all night in my sleeping bag on the floor, my heart racing and a giant smile on my face, with Devin Sawa asking "Can I keep you?" replaying over and over.
For David Bowie it was that floating on air feeling while he danced and sang during the masquerade scene to "As the World Falls Down".
David Bowie has sexually awakened many of us, there's no shame in it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, 6th grade. I stole my sisters barbie doll, it was naked, I took it to my room and stared at it a lot. Kind of embarrassing now but whatever haha.
I was at a water park and this girl's nipple came out and I spent a LONG time just trying to find her again... just in case it was still out. I never saw her face. Just the nip. So I was just searching for an exposed nip in a sea of people in a desperate hope for one more peek
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Sophia Loren in a movie for the first time.
neko819 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 16-17 I worked at a mom and pop video rental store. We had a massive porn section and even though officially (and probably legally) I wasn't supposed to have to work back there, of course we'd get very busy and the rules were pretty lax. I'd have to put away hundreds of porn tapes and I'd always walk out with an awkward boner. There was also a gay section, it didn't take me long to realize that if I saved the gay section for last, even though it was out of the way, it would get rid of the awkward boner. Even though I've loved and had friends come out as gay, that showed me it was just not who I was.
was on a school project and had to search photos of "ocean" back when i was maybe 9 or 10. turns out if you search ocean images, a lot of hot models in bikinis show up, yup.
I never really questioned it growing up. I did have one summer in college where me and a dozen other students engaged in light experimenting. I kissed a few dudes for the hell of it, that kind of thing.
When cuddling a sweaty man and smelling his hair, I realized that men smell bad. And girls don't. So I think that makes me straight.
ilumEmma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female here and when I was 13 I cut my hair pixie length. Had a lot of people in the town shout at me that I was a lesbian. It wasn't until I was labeled with lesbian that I knew I definitely was not that.
Flash forward 7 years and I realised I'm on the asexual scale! Nice
When I was 9 and I was looking through a magazine and there was a picture of an incredibly attractive woman in her underwear. I got my first boner fantasising about her at bedtime.
I "discovered" girls (or more precisely, girl butts) precisely a minute before I had a big algebra test in 7th grade. I studied thoroughly and had a pretty solid mastery of the material and should've gotten at least a low-90's score. I got a 53 on that test.
I was 10, in the living room watching Grease. That scene where "cha cha" (i think thats her name) steals a dance with Danny(John Travolta). First boner that i got that wasn't from having to pee. I remember being ashamed and confused. 13 years later, i dont know what that scene did for me, but I still feel weird every time i see it.
In which case you are invited to attend, respectively, Hogwarts; Durmstrang or Beauxbatons (depending on your gender); or ... ?
All three schools are coed. The films chose to represent Durmstrang and Beauxbatons as single-gender, but the books explicitly make reference to male students from Beauxbatons (which also counts Nicholas Flamel among its alumni) and at least one girl from Durmstrang.
Oh, I realize that - I've read the books too. But the movies really did make it seem like Durmstrang was all male and Beauxbatons was all female. (Come to think of it, if that were the case, I guess bi students would attend Hogwarts along with the straight ones.)
As a guy I was experimenting in college because I was unsure if I was fully straight or bi. I became 100% certain while sucking some other dudes dick. Pretty much was like "whelp, interesting experience, but not for me."
As young as 4 or 5. I remember being at my grandmas house taking a bath playing with my classic 90 wrestling action figures. For some reason I had a Miss Elizabeth action figure as well. That day as I was playing I looked her up and down for some reason everything there I just really liked. So much so I rubbed by baby peen all over it because love makes you do silly things. From there I remember being in 1st grade and would constantly have "sex" dreams about my teachers. Sex as in, I'd dream I was in school, get excited then promptly get naked and start cuddling with the teachers. It felt warm and invigorating.
Omny87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well one time, I was suckin' a bunch a dicks and thinking, "man, those last eleven dicks weren't so good... but I got a good feeling about number twelve!" But in the end I just wasn't feeling it, y'know?
A gay friend of mine and I were talking about homosexuality way back in the 90's, and he convinced me at that point that being gay isn't a choice. His argument:
"Is there any possible thing that I could say to you that would make you want to put a guy's dick in your mouth?"
He wasn't hitting on me, we were talking about whether homosexuality was a choice or not. He made his point.
My first crush was on this guy in the school's rugby team, we were 12 or 13. So....then I guess?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Note: embarrassing
Watching the episode of Full House with the telethon and the first act is a magic trick with Dane Coulier and Lori Loughlin with Loughlin wearing the assistant outfit. Needless to say, that was the moment I realized that I liked girls. Tested the theory later in life and reaffirmed.
I've had minor dalliances with men but I'm way further on the straight end of the spectrum.
I remember in preschool I really liked this girl Jessica despite the fact that she would sneeze and, like, ropes of fuckin' snot would shoot out of her nose into her hand.
When I was in 4th grade, so about 10 years old, one of my classmates (let's call her Rachel, because that's her name) is leaning against a little shelf of books in our school library and it was as if one moment I didn't even register butts as a part of human anatomy outside of the bathroom and the next I couldn't stop staring at hers. It gave me a funny feeling.
It took a while for me. I've had crushes on women, so it wasn't plainly obvious until I finally slept with one in my mid-twenties, though signs were pointing in that general direction by then. I had a threesome with a couple and while the woman was pretty and fun and enthusiastic, the husband was the only one who really turned me on. I just really love dick.
I was like, 3. That baby sitter had fantastic boobs under her red sweater. I'd feel em up, she didn't seem to mind cuz i was a cute kid and at 3 everything is innocent.
Stupid sister told my parents. I will not forgive this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I got a raging boner over my year 7 history teachers boobs
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was probably 3 or 4. I was crawling around, and my parents are doctors so they had this very beautiful book on human anatomy in one of the bookshelves. It seemed cool so I pulled it out and looked through it. And then I came across this photo (graphically designed) of this nude woman. And I remember stopping and thinking that it was the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
I was staring at tits since before I can even remember; my parents love telling a story when I was 4, and one of my parents guests(who's a very well endowed lady) says "Pixiecrap, my eyes are up here." Her husband then responds with "Mah man!"
There was never any question in my house as to which direction I leaned.
I was taking a human sexuality class in college and we were studying Kinsey, who claims that everyone is some degree of bi and very few people are 100% straight or 100% gay. (I am sure this is an over simplification, but close enough.) So anyhow, I think, "WTH, let's try this". I tried it two times since the first time I could get myself to respond physically. Turns out I am one of the few that are 100% straight.
When I was in Kindergarten and I had my first crush on a girl.
But when I was sure I wasn't bi was when I saw a handsome, and I'm not afraid to call another man handsome, man in a speedo, vs a not so pretty girl with a good body in a very small two piece at a pool party and kind of forgot about the guy.
When I was 9 my father downloaded Wall-E for me with some weird spanish name after it, he thought it would be the movie, however it turned out to be a spanish porn and ofcourse I was there the first time we watched it...
First day of 5th grade. I noticed that I was happy that I was at a table with the more "attractive" girls. Up until that point I never liked being around girls.
TacoFrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a simple man, I see tits=Oh shit I'm straight.
When we would all sit indian style in a semi circle around the teacher, one day she rested her leg / thigh on top of mine. I don't know why, but I liked it. I would always try to sit next to her during semi circle time.
Sasha, wherever you are now, I still remember ya, girl!
I had a Yahoo email, I checked my spam, there was some from victorias secret with a picture of a REALLY hot chick in her underwear, no questions after that one
Bentov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:39 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. The second woman I ever loved was Wonder Woman(Linda Carter), I wanted her to tie me up and make me tell the truth. Also it was my chore to take the little garbage cans and empty them into the bigger one in the kitchen. One of my step brothers through away a playboy and when I emptied the can, it was there on top. So it just so happened that I got a wallet for Christmas that year so I cut out all the small pictures and put them in the picture holder. I then showed everyone on the playground. My step mom happened to be my teacher and she confiscated my walled and said she would tell my father. When we got home I was scared as shit, he tried not to laugh and said, "You'll fine out about this later."
Was about 7, woke up in the morning, switched on TV to watch 'Hey Arnold!' on Nockelodeon. Smh, our cable company had messed channels up and put some gonzo porn on the same channel, where I'd expect Nickelodeon. There goes that
iLuvPOE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:53 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3rd grade teacher was a dime piece (at least at the time). Still like me some classroom scenes. That and a WWE magazine with Trish Stratus on the cover left no doubt.
A lot of people who are frightened by the idea of homosexuality like to portray sexuality as a choice, or rather they claim that any form of sexuality that doesn't match their own is a "choice" while they are just made that way. I saw the question and it made me smile, thought I'd rephrase it and see what response it raised.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha i don't think I would have had the good response to this question if I wrote that. (but yes I agree)
CJules23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on a girl in elementary school. I think she also liked me back, but we never officially "dated" because, well, elementary school. We went our separate ways once high school came about, but I would still think about her on a regular basis.
I remember hearing that she ended up getting married and having a kid, which is great. I sometimes wonder what might have happened if we had gone to high school together and I had asked her out properly.
I also kind of developed a bit of a reputation for being a skirt chaser in high school. Not the kind that actually got anything, but more like Leisure Suit Larry. I work hard to get a girl only to have it blow up in my face. I did eventually get to date my high school sweetheart. It wasn't long-lived, but it was fun.
I was in 4th grade. I bumped into my female friend as I was walking and turning my head to look forward. I got a face full of titty. What titty she did have at least. But that feeling mesmerized me. I couldn't stop thinking about tits from that day forward.
Was in high school and went drinking on a Friday night. My friend and I went back to his house, stumbled in, and passed out on his bed. No big deal, we had done it before. Woke up a couple hours later feeling his hand wrap around my cock. Immediately was not cool with it and punched his hand away.
So I can safely say at that moment I was pretty sure I was straight.
This is gonna be buried but I feel like it's unique enough to warrant the comment. My mom had me clipping coupons as a kid to help her out. I'd also impulsively clip the bra ads they'd sneak in there and keep em for myself.
Draegore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey everyone, it's passive-aggressive Satan!
themps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's the normal way so. I don't have a problem and went with it.
When I was a teen an constantly wondering if my guy friends had stuck their dick in various holes in their room and feeling some jealously toward them.
It was a long and arduous process. One I'd finally fooled around with all 76 genders, I realized I preferred heterosexual female Apache attack helicopters.
I was studying abroad in Scotland and met this really lovely girl. She was basically perfect in every way - gorgeous, smart (like, wicked smart), and the perfect adventure buddy. We connected emotionally, artistically, spiritually. I felt closer to her than I had felt to anyone other than boys I had dated. But, try as I might, I couldn't stand the thought of being physically intimate with her. She was VERY attractive, but the idea of any intimate physical touch was repulsive to me. I was open to the idea of being lesbian, but discovered that, alas, I was not wired that way. And that is how I discovered that I was straight.
There was no moment of realisation. I would be really surprised if most people walk around thinking "I wonder if I'm straight or gay" when they're children, and then one day something happens to make it apparent, where 5 seconds before you had no idea. That's absurd.
Or maybe it's such a big deal now that kids really are walking around wondering that? When I grew up in the 80s it was barely mentioned and just assumed that everybody was straight, and you had no reason to doubt it unless you discovered you loved looking at cocks or something.
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 01:12:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what you want OP but he's right...
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:18:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh
oz6702 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my.
To shreds, you say?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No actually. He's not.
Dokrzz_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:40:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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MC_A-ron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story bro.
dickkens ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:14:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted my sister's Barbie doll get banged by a male toy (forgot his name) so I was putting them naked to each other, without really knowing about penetration thingy. I was 5 or smth. Also gave some gifts to girls in the kindergarten in an exchange for a kiss at the age of 4-5. So I had a habit of making chicks do the things I like a lot like a pimp by "taking care of them". Drew dicks next to the empty groin of characters on some kids books to cause flushes and reaction of people in the kindergarten as a Prank. Jerked off for the first time when was in 8th grade to some straight intercourse scene.
Body parts atttaction worked for me as follows: age 4 i liked face, age ~7 boobs , later - overall gorgeous , and only when I turned 13 I started to notice an Booty.
This is a great thread. I'm mostly "straight" but I feel like I wouldn't be afraid to have feelings for a man (cough, tom hardy, tom hardy). I'm just a very sexual person. I love women and have only been with women and emotionally/romantically attracted but i have a few men I totally admit to being sexually attracted to. No shame
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 and saw porn for the first time (both women). I expected to be straight anyways. It's the normal thing, you know.
/u/lexiegreyisahottie, what youโve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, being a pervert is pretty fun!
However I'm glad you're admitting that you have Homo or bisexual urges but choose not to act on them. Very brave. Have an up vote.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:34:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't need to realize I was straight. I was lucky to be raised in an environment where gayness was not taught to me and where I wasn't told things of a sexual nature until I was older. Therefore my fragile childish mind was not corrupted by degeneracy and I grew up normal and stable. When I was old enough to think about sexuality I was naturally attracted to the opposite sex as it should be.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:39:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As soon as I could talk. Because 97% of the human population is straight, and therefore working correctly. I had no reason to believe I had a medical condition that messed up my reproductive system.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:11:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will date the hell out of me, but seeing Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman around age 4, and Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, age 5. I knew I wanted to be 'with' them... for some reason I couldn't quite understand or explain. Nobody led me to this, I was too damn young. Seeing as how I had no choice, I'm comfortable in saying that probably nobody else has much choice either, to be either gay or straight.
Um its nature. Anything else is weird and should really not be accepted. Men are interested in women and women are most of the time intrested in men. The problem today is that people with mental illnesses beleive there are all diffrent kinds of genders. Some people wven claim to be gender fluid. The best thing the world can do would be to encourage straight true moral values in order to counteract these mentally ill SJW liberals.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 years at a very liberal East Coast women's college, still no interest in lady action. I figured that was pretty decisive. Interestingly, my older sister went to the same school, has been happily married to a classmate for 18 years. Nature vs. Nurture in action, bitches.
Idk growing up I don't think I had a true preference. Like I wasn't like look at that dude! Dayum. I've always found both sexes attractive but males I found more sexually attractive and went with that.
Like I appreciate a good looking woman but I could never sleep with a woman. I enjoy penis and the roughness a man brings.
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JAlbrethsen ยท 3044 points ยท Posted at 14:21:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
End of the year pool party in middle school....
MrBoulderShoulder ยท 1635 points ยท Posted at 23:28:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude in like sixth grade this girl I had a crush on had a pool party. I will never forget arriving and seeing all those girls strippng out of their street clothes (swimsuits underneath) while the radio was playing "hot in here."
[deleted] ยท 495 points ยท Posted at 00:51:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too have a great middle school memory of that song. School dance, the girls turned into hoes dancing to that song and I turned into a man at the same moment.
[deleted] ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 01:26:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are fucking young
Dvn1131 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 01:30:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They could be in their late 20's
redditor1101 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 01:45:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, like he said
TerdVader ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:38:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade in 2002 would make them 26ish now. Shit.
Querce ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:58:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
MY-FREE-KARMA-REPORT ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:58:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROB THE JEWELRY STORE AND TELL EM "MAKE ME A GRILL!"
wait..
Yankeefan333 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:21:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CALL ME GEORGE FOREMAN CUZ IM SELLIN EVERYBODY GRILLZ
bakester14 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 01:29:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you must be so old! And wise!
whynotfatjesus ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:32:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or neither
MrNicotine ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:51:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 19, and stupid. But at least I realize!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:25:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:45:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creeping my comment history! Creeper, no creeping!
longjohns69 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:10:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps, but I often find young people lamenting about their age to be very very annoying. Especially if they're in their thirties.
Like you JUST started being a "real adult" chill with the patronization man.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, just because some people wait until their 30s to become actual adults doesn't mean everyone does. My son is going to high school next year. I feel old!
puterTDI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of us just like fucking young ;)
SharKCS11 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:31:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...And you're on a watchlist now.
puterTDI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:34:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that like a playlist?....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah totally the same
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds kinda average
Shanderraa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:14:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just imagined a bunch of girls dancing and morphing into lawn care tools.
Apollololol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhh man. Homecoming dances and proms were the shit. I know it's sort of meme-ified, but dude...
I totally did two chicks at the same time.
MarvelousComment ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:58:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GET SO FUCKIN HOT IN HERE
MrBoulderShoulder ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 01:04:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dude yeah. That's before chicks get all self-conscious about literally everything and these were pretty popular girls so bikinis and cut-out leotards abound.
Edit: Of course I was invited because she was my friend and most of the other guys invited didn't show up, which was so surprising. Unfortunately I was shy and shitty with girls (I still am, but I was then, too) so I mainly just floated around with my eyes wide with wonder. The female/male ratio was easily 5/1, and I still managed to be awkward and shy enough to remain unnoticed...
Lord-Octohoof ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:23:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man. In hindsight I had so many perfect opportunities to score with chicks I had ENORMOUS crushes on but at the time I was too awkward / oblivious to pick up on the mad signs they were sending me.
MrBoulderShoulder ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:36:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Story of my freaking life, dude. Cringe so hard my neck pops.
Antebios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ACK! You remind me of own missed cues! Major cringworthy!
MarvelousComment ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:58:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COME COME
Kodarnabi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:15:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK APART IN HERE
Yung_Boris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
prohaska ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, man. That would have totaled me.
BaunerMcPounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that we are the same age.
TheShawnP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, nostalgia!
Yankeefan333 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The song is Hot in Herre NOT Hot in Here. Put some damn respeck on Nelly's name
MrBoulderShoulder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm aware. I'm also on mobile and my keyboard refused to cooperate with the extra r.
TerrenceTas ยท 449 points ยท Posted at 20:36:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same... same.... same.
My god, I had to wear boxers under my swim trunks
MentalBackflips ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 23:05:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is wearing underwear under swimsuits actually a thing?
Montoor ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 00:50:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I usually wear compression shorts. Does a good job of keeping exposure in check and is better for getting wet.
Drunkenaviator ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:24:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, Once you realize how uncomfortable cheesegratering your ballsack on that netting for several hours can be, boxers are a great alternative.
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:12:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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JayLeeCH ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:50:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boxer briefs > boxer for swimming.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 23:37:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same, I've done it for the majority of my life. Fuck the net things in swimming trunks they're annoying.
SpankOcean ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:08:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once as a kid I got a piece of my ballsack stuck in one of the little holes. Still one of the most painful things i've ever endured.
JakeStallion ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:18:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was the only one. I also got the tip of my prick stuck in the netting once when I was younger and that level of pain still hasn't been matched.
TheBlacklist3r ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:19:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick in the zipper matches it, trust me.
JakeStallion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:45:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel incredibly lucky that in my 22 years of life, i've never experienced that. You have my condolences.
BanOfShadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine have always been alcohol related. This feels like information 21 year old me should have been warned about.
richiewildcat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happened to me but it wasn't the ballsack, it was the foreskin. Fucking terrible.
friday6700 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:34:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always cut the netting out.
Fatvod ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:12:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buy board shorts dude
cliffotn ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 00:53:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I grew up a swimmer, life-guarded for years and years, taught/coached swimming. All that.
You guys and your fucking underwear underneath your swim trunks. You guys look like the skateboarder wearing elbow and knee pads.
BUY BETTER SWIM TRUNKS. The better ones have the built in netting that ISN'T shit. They're comfortable, and they hold your junk in - and the netting LETS WATER OUT.
If you HAVE to wear something underneath, wear a jock strap - seriously - jocks are very much made for swimming as well as the usual uses. That way you don't have a god damn cotton sponge under your swim trunks. You guys look like you're taking a piss when you get out of the water - with all the water that comes streaming out of your trunks + undies. For the love of everything worth living for, don't wear fucking boxers. Boxers are just another loose layer - and a water sponge. If you're dead set, wear boxer briefs. Just be aware that most of the folks who spend any time at the beach or pool, are going to laugh at you when they see your undies peeking out from under your swim trunks.
bilbo_boozebaggins ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:03:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know I'm not?
GGU_Kakashi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now we know how to piss everywhere when we get out of the water
pikaluva13 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:00:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who was on a high school swim team, I generally wear my jammers under my trunks.more comfortable to me, plus doesn't seem as odd as wearing just the jammer in like a hotel pool.
JCPoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I feel you. Currently on a swim team, and my jammers are pretty comfortable.
ChainringCalf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I strongly suggest the switch to briefs. A little awkward for a while, but so much more comfortable. And there's always drag suits for a bit more coverage
JCPoly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I started switching over pretty recently.
AccountWasFound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guys on swim team do this a lot I think, like every guy on the swim team in my neighborhood would either do this, or only wear jammers at pool parties....
gefasel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy fucks
DeathRoux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't people just wear whatever they want Hasselhoff?
SugarBeets ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:27:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is, and now having read this post, I understand why. My son would wear underwear under swim trunks. I had no idea why he insisted on doing this, until reading this thread.
zxcv_throwaway ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:03:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes because the material isn't strong enough to hold down boners. Unless you wear a swim brief.
ten_inch_pianist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is a thing, but I don't understand why. It totally defeats the purpose.
usernumber36 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:43:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always do. Shit's visible unless there's two layers of material
MentalBackflips ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:53:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are men's swimsuits that poorly made?? I have always thought they would be thick enough to cover most of it at least
A_Game_of_Oil ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:16:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no covering a 6" appendage. When you step out of the water it creates a suction effect. Kind of like the vacuum seal bags.
And if you see a hot girl and cannot control....there ain't no stopping nature from being visible!
xLobotomizer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:19:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
CherryBomb1979 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:46:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here, have an upvote, fella.
usernumber36 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's not that they're poorly made it's just that dicks stick out and that's not going to ever get hidden with one bit of material
Stealthy_Bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do it because when I swam without it once my dick hurt
BigFatNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wear a speedo underneath my trunks. It's comfy and I like wearing trunks.
shes-fresh-to-death ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:53:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... is this why guys do it????
GGU_Kakashi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No other reason to make yourself heavier in the water. Same reason I prefer denim on dates.
TerrenceTas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I had to.
AccountWasFound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a girl and I prefer denim on dates because my jeans are my only pants with pockets.
Pls_Send_Steam_Codes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not just because of that. it always is much more comfortable than the cheesegrater netting in the bathing suit. it also helps your cock not get outlined in your bathing suit once you're wet
Skyy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All about speedos. Who wants soggy wet boxers under their waterproof swim shorts?
pyroSeven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't your sunday be longer than your monday?
TerrenceTas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.... lol what?
ASentientBot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:00:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the interesting memories :/
xXduyasseneXx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first kissed a girl.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Canoe trip on a local river for my grade. One girl's one-piece didn't have straps.
black_second_coming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the girl I was trying to get up on sat on my lap in the pool and Mr. Johnson stood up at full attention? Yah man, I remember the eighth grade pool party, too.
Zerosen_Oni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similar, but fifth grade for me.
Commando2442 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A pool party? Wtf you guys live in white cities or towns?
LazyNotTalented ยท 3425 points ยท Posted at 17:08:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7 and I saw Slave Leia in Return of The Jedi for the first time.
[deleted] ยท 1414 points ยท Posted at 17:19:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy 40th birthday
ItsDomKu ยท 1858 points ยท Posted at 18:56:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he could be 8 right now if he only watched it last year
ZAVHDOW ยท 594 points ยท Posted at 20:26:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hm. Should we tell him about the enn-ess-eff-doubleyew subreddits? I don't know if he's old enough.
baebers ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 23:41:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you couldn't just make it an acronym because it's already an acronym so you took it another level and spelled the acronym out phonetically. Well done
ZAVHDOW ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 23:48:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I was spelling it out so he didn't know what we were talking about, then I realized he wasn't a dog, then I realized he's on reddit so he's probably retarded. It all works out.
davidinopeople ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 01:42:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He still might be a dog.
beachtrippenhippie ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:00:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On reddit no one knows if if you are a dog.
ta22175 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:38:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no. We aren't dogs. How would dogs reddit, we are color blind!
videoflyguy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:29:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean they are color blind, right fellow non dog person?
davidinopeople ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:39:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woof!
poseidon0025 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They still see yellow and purple.
lord_gaben3000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:19:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paging u/here_comes_the_king
kjata ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:43:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an initialism. Acronyms are pronounced as written, like laser or scuba or FCUTRERSTUD.
icantdecideonausrnme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What was that last one?
Copperlaces ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Google crashed when I tried to search it. It's probably for the best.
robertah1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:05:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you mean FIXTURE STUD?"
No.
chinoz219 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still, it should be doublejew
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:48:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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infinitewowbagger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:59:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/subredditname works just fine now.
PM_ME_CAKE ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:00:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it's that he put /r/girlsgonewild before the edit.
infinitewowbagger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:55:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see.
Its been deleted now.
Links were to r/gonewild
Bonus r/realgirls
FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, am disappoint
crazymarshin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know dam well what the correct spelling for that subreddit is.
Tunasub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What sub? Does it have tuna?
JackFlynt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COMMENT THANKING YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS SUB
Technicolordinosaur ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:27:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ashamed of how long it took me to understand that
dudeAwEsome101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was trying to figure out what Star Wars reference was that.
Fastllama13 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SEX CAULDRON!!??
OwnagePwnage123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. You're never too young.
HungDaddy_11inches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took me longer than I feel comfortable disclosing to figure out what you were saying there.
mrpoopistan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does he need NSFW subs? He's 8. Unless he lives in a third world country, it's not like he works.
ZAVHDOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean /r/OSHA
Life_Tripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Yew trees are a distinct problem to humankind.
CptBeetle ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:52:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we tell him about who Luke's father is? I've always wanted to ruin that for someone.
edit; also - I would rethink your phonetics for "doubleyew" - sounds like you're throwing a couple 'i's in there.
20jcp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:07:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's already seen RotJ, it's more than likely he's seen ESB
CptBeetle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know much about Star Wars (I've watched each of the original 3 once, about 20 years ago and none since). Although - I do love SciFi, books though, not so much TV/Movies - doesn't seem to translate well IMO.
Anyway - I just assumed the Luke's father one was the final of the trilogy.
Getting a lot of hate for not knowing the correct Star Wars order lol
squid_actually ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had to guess, the hate is for wanting to spoil something. Legitimate question, what is the appeal to you in doing that?
ZAVHDOW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me, I just want to watch them fap.
Edit: that came out wrong, but I'm keeping it.
CptBeetle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol it was a joke.
It's not even a very original joke, it's used in tonnes of pop-culture, like The Simpsons.
The joke is that it's basically the one movie you can't spoil; because everyone knows it already.
I'd never actually deliberately spoil a movie - I'm not a monster!
elralpho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And how can we know the day of his birthday, at that?
KyoueiShinkirou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or the 1997 special edition
irxxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the hero we wanted, you are the hero we need.
horcrux777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol I was 13 when I first saw Star Wars, I'm 25 now.
Darth_Paratrooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my "aha" moment as well. 41 in a few months.
moonknight999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He never said he saw it when it first came out
JetDry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did the math.
Pm_me_cool_art ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think there's a sub for that.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:02:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Return of the Jedi came out in 1983. If he was 7 when he saw it, he was born in 1976. 2016-1976=40
INoEmo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:16:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if he saw it 5 weeks ago?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:46:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was a big moment for me too. Looking back on it, the fact that she was restrained also did something to me that I liked but didn't understand.
My beside drawer now contains ropes and handcuffs.
HandFancy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was younger than that when I saw Jedi (5?) but that was it for me too. I just felt this rush of excitement and curiosity that I couldn't understand or explain.
youspecialweirdo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:05:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm straight and female but Leia in the slave outfit did things to me as a child. Recently I realized I'm drawn to bdsm, though, so maybe that was the appeal?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:11:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straightish dude here - and yeah, the fact that she was restrained did things to me too. I'm also rather keen on bondage now. It's funny how long something like that can remain dormant in you. I'm in my 40s and have only really discovered and started exploring bondage (and learned to tie a bunch of cool shit) in the last year or so.
It's funny to do think that I was only 7 or 8 when I first saw it and it tickled my brain even then.
DemonConsulting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same here - even had fantasies about Jabba making her hug his huge slug-body. Discovered bdsm porn at 15 or so and realized it had the same appeal
SATANONITE ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:34:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE!! ME TOO!
CrustyBreads ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
Kaylala5596 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:28:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How I figured out I wasn't straight tbh
klaxcufamdimx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:47:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to post this as well...
JadedMisterRogers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:07:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on Han Solo. I cried when he was frozen in carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
bardorr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:01:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think this was probably it for me too.
snorting_veggies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im gay as fuck and i swear that was the scene that made me realize it. Used to kidnap the TV so i could watch it in my room on VHS. Good times...
Raiderboy105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too real.
red_killer_jac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After five years in a gay conversion camp.
bootywarrior13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just recently watched the Star Wars films, man you're right. Like damn
Rat_of_NIMHrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for summing it up for me! That's it!
DanceswithSVN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JEW
mwatwe01 ยท 4068 points ยท Posted at 14:32:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was six, I found a copy of Playboy my dad had hidden somewhere. I didn't know why I liked what I saw, but I knew I did.
Fast forward to high school, taking showers after P.E. with other guys. Nothing, no interest whatsoever.
Edit: My dad hid them.
[deleted] ยท 2408 points ยท Posted at 16:53:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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demosthenes384322 ยท 1796 points ยท Posted at 19:42:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
Dog_Backwards_is_God ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 22:59:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
=(
God_Backwards_is_Dog ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:10:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey....
Dog_Backwards_is_God ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:14:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! =D
Hey ... D=
olegos ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:17:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still cool
Dog_Backwards_is_God ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:18:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yea, now i can always page my ol' (or new) friend /u/God_Backwards_is_Dog =D
God_Backwards_is_Dog ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:31:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am already regretting doing this.
Foray2x1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:12:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this whole thread is one person.
Samson2557 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
_Unclear_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
;( Hello darkness my old friend
Jesuslordofporn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:34:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hang in there, little guy.
phoztech ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:47:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying there's a chance?! (Fist pump.)
Shameless_Canadian ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:37:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Put me in the screen cap please
Voltyx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/me_irl
Ebbboorsma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks.
accountnumber3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doot doot?
SupaSkyHigh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna upvote but.....420, ya know?
itsROCKETMAN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
rkgkseh ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:16:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(As a gay male,) That's how I felt looking at Victoria Secret catalogues and later females in porn. "Oh, that woman has very well proportioned breasts. They really complement her. I can see why people find her attractive."
wheezyfinn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:53:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a straight male, if I say for example, I can see why a famous male actor is attractive, I get called gay. It is weird since I am not saying I am attracted to him, only that I know he is an attractive individual.
onionleekdude ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:32:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should we tell him?
ihateredditandurface ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:30:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? You mean that the magazines (probably) weren't left by the previous owner? Nah!
Heh, I've been keeping the exact same story to myself regarding a friend's dad's porn stash that was found when they moved into their new house. That was "left by the previous owner" too. I don't have the heart to tell her...
That must have happened a lot back in the day.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:07:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Wherearemylegs ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:01:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a completely straight male, I 100% agree. Vaginas are slightly gross to look at. But their purpose is fantastic and I have no problem going down if it means getting my wife off.
Side note, boobs are amazing
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:18:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Wherearemylegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who said boobs are gross?
KlassikKiller ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:58:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porn stars, nude models, centerfolds, etc. typically have had cosmetic surgery done on their vaginas.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:19:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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jonasdash ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:41:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't care what corned beef looks like, I just love to eat it ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
KlassikKiller ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:40:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just made me laugh my ass off. I just hope you know that guys don't care. Vagina is vagina. We aren't going to turn down a girl we're attracted to when she reveals herself and her labia are longer than we imagined. Vaginae are beautiful :3
Wheynweed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:23:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying a dick looks good!?! Wot
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:29:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheDocJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One survey of graffiti, possibly from the ladies toilets of Leeds University Student Union, included "how can men take themselves seriously when they've got willies?"
Trinklefat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:42:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In primary school my best mate taught himself how to pick the lock on his dad's vehicle. Then he worked out how to open his locked toolbox. An abundance of porn was inside. It was a good day, indeed.
Another kid also nicked his mum's "Everywoman" book. A treasure trove of valuable info! It was hidden at certain locations and when it was your turn someone would tell you where to find it. Good times.
jbarnes222 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:55:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
cqmqro76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 when my friend and I snuck into his dad's room and found a leather bag full of super hardcore porno mags. I vividly remember one centerfold picture of a girl wearing thigh high rainbow striped socks sticking her ass in the air so you could literally see down her birth canal. I thought it was pretty gross and funny, but also appealing for a reason I didn't quite understand.
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same same. Never attracted to dicks. Tits and vag for me.
[deleted] ยท 1000 points ยท Posted at 17:48:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't have play boy lying around, but I used to steal page 3 out the sun.
Nicole, 23 from Essex, who loves play football, I still love your tits
magsy123 ยท 360 points ยท Posted at 18:34:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These days I know that the Sun is a steaming pile of shite, but I used to look at page 3 immediately after getting home from school, every day and it definitely affirmed I was straight as fuck. Danni from Coventry, you were my favourite.
dontbeonfire4 ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 20:40:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Page 3 is the reason why i'm still doing a Paper Round. Some people get some explicit papers delivered to them that are not to be sold to anyone under the age of 18, but are allowed to be distributed by 13 year olds that haven't heard of minimum wage.
Edit: It's 9AM and I'm off to get some sun on sunday page 3...
LicensedPrism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Pag3Ofsun
GunPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/page3glamour
panamanianexile ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:11:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I googled "Danni from Coventry" and someone put her on Flickr. Good choice.
ingui-frea ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:42:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's also http://www.craveonline.com/girl/danni-wells if you didn't notice
panamanianexile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's not my type but I appreciate her for what she is. I like the more basket-of-apples girl-next-door type.
5-4-3-2-1-bang ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:27:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck do I need sleep; I read that as basket of nipples girl next door type and was very confused.
ejeebs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:38:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, you know Shiela around the way? Yeah, real basket-o'-nipples, she is."
Hamushka11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one? http://extras.thesun.co.uk/page3/archive/thegirls/dannis-profile-18007.html
Bigpinkbackboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me doing the same should have given me a heads-up about not being straight. I was not a smart child.
ThatRedditerGuy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:47:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing the S*n, her name was probably Jasmine, she was 34 and from Dorset.
BlatantConservative ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:07:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think she's 23 anymore
GreeceZeus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember myself collecting similar photos of the German tabloid newspaper Bild. I cut them out and glued them all on white papers so I could keep them. I don't remember my age, but I definitely was very young.
DoubleSlapDatAss ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:22:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you were nein?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American here, what is page 3?
frankchester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs on page 3 of the newspaper
armorandsword ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chantelle from Leicester was buff ting and her views on income tax were on point
PositiveAlcoholTaxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gone but not forgotten.
Tits live on in sports newspapers. Supervisor had bought one. Him me and the forkie kept showing tits to anyone who walked in
thelizahhhdking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you mean Nicole Easton.
Me too, man. Me too.
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nicole pls respond
poltergoose420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the sun?
ThatRedditerGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scum in paper form
Kranenborg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lucky you. I had the Sears Christmas catalogue and it was just average middle age ladies in plain underpants.
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So called glamour models. Just ladies with huge tits.
John_Ketch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:06:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck the Sun for being pressured to take off the tits. It's not the same without the full breast nudity.
[deleted] ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 23:38:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Here's something to keep in mind about Nicole. She's old now, probably pumped out a couple of kids so her cooch isn't as tight as it used to be and them titties...all saggy now.
edit: Wow...-25, for speaking the truth. Reddit never ceases to amaze, it's like you people live in some alternate universe.
MiniatureBadger ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:31:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, aren't you that guy who thinks that forced sex with an unconscious woman isn't rape? Maybe you'd be able to have sex with women who aren't asleep if you weren't such a bitter asshole.
Kasper1000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:01:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn, what the fuck is wrong with this guy.
dazeeem ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:45:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ.
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 03:34:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry sweetie, but I'm not into cooch. And yea, sex with an unconscious chick isn't rape and guess what genius...it's also not forced. Not take your special snowflake ass back to your corner with your crayons and your coloring book before I have to smack your mouth and send you to your room without your teddy bear.
You're dismissed.
andi1235 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:37:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you're a terrible human being.
IAmTheGingerWolf ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:53:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are a piece of shit.
chickenchowmain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:00:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You aren't even clever.. If you're gonna troll say things that are funny at least. Like, you can't even do the easiest thing on the internet well.
MiniatureBadger ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:10:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classy.
dazeeem ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:45:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's something to keep in mind: women are human beings. Human beings age.
[deleted] ยท 269 points ยท Posted at 18:16:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Pianohombre ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 23:17:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I swear guys, I'm just nervous"
lowbrassballs ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:14:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a complex way to handle fear and perhaps establish dominance...
nf22 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 19:40:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your boss must have had a fun interview.
BubbaFettish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:42:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weddings would be awkward.
puckett_rockets ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:43:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all get fear boners from time to time
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:09:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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JanJonDijonMustard ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:14:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there's your problem!
duollama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick chicken!!
rad_baron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:26:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearections
fbb755 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:17:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every once in a while I get a boner when I'm angry.
Kyogia ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:45:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what they call a raging boner.
Bragendesh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:39:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bet your first time was great.
DoctorHugs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nonsense! You were just setting yourself up for a bro job!
fort_went_he ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I thought the term "nervous boner" was just an expression.
sysadminofadown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/LOYQtbz_pPg
StackinStacks ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:27:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those good old sears catolouges. Thats where i determined I love boobs. Bra and underwear sections were the best for 7 yr old me.
ZombieBarney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were so educational.
dude_of_squire ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:31:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never thought of it that way. Every year I have a moment where I think "you know, maybe I'm gay. It's possible!" but now Im gonna be thinking "nah... There was zero interest in that locker room all those years."
darkdex52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:16:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh, I had zero interest in locker rooms too, but now I know I'm bi, so locker rooms aren't perfect indicators.
dude_of_squire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:32 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good point of truth. I will remain confused that one or two times a year.
rick2g ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My neighbors' dad's Playboys for me. Don't remember how old I was then, but, fast forwarding several years, Andrea Foy bending down in front of me to pick up her books at the end of English class on the same day she forgot to wear a bra sealed the deal for all eternity. I'll probably still remember that when I'm old and senile.
ryan_503 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:09:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of what I was thinking. Never not even once thought of a guy that way or was turned on by one. I do notice other guys if they have a nice build but it's "I wish my abs looked like that" and not "I wanna get me some of that". Women on the other hand, if I see something I like, "I wanna get me some of that!" Doesn't even begin to describe the feelings and hormones that instantly flood my body.
Wetwithwords33 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:03:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha thats exactly how i found out i was gay! i found it wedged between his seat and the consol. he went to talk to a friend really quickly and i was bored. omfg! lol not sure what exactly i was looking it but, holy fuck. never looked at my female teachers the same way again
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my PE class we had a substitute teacher who was teaching us how to properly stretch and it one of those scratches I had full frontal of bare shaved clam. Reinforced the fact that I was straight.
10987654321blastoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just so I know, your who hid the magazine?
mwatwe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who hid them? My dad, though not very well, obviously.
10987654321blastoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You missed to mention that in your post so you might wanna edit that in.
yummyyummypowwidge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad had a huge collection, and I would sit in the bathroom for like an hour looking at the ladies. I was probably five or six.
onthehornsofadilemma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Army basic was the first time I had to be around other dudes naked and it seemed to be a first for a lot of the others there as well. After about 30 days, somebody mentioned they hadn't had a boner the entire time we were there, which I hadn't given much thought to myself, but that had been true for the rest of us. So I reckoned we were all definitely straight there.
mwatwe01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:55:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. After I got home from boot camp after nine weeks and starting seeing girls again, I realized I hadn't even thought about sex the whole time.
bluetrunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend's mom made his dad throw his playboys out. They were just sitting in a box at the side of the road waiting for the garbage man. My friend saw them and just picked up the box and was walking to the backyard with them, but his dad saw him and made him put them back. He was about 9 or 10 I think, and he didn't know why, but he wanted that box of playboys.
Coryan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad was worried I might be gay too, but hiding the guys from your high school PE class seems a bit extreme. Just sayin'
Captain_Swing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similar, found a porn stash in the woods near where I lived when I was about 7/8.
redditor4258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my had hidden"
my who?! brother? Father? Sister? Who?! I must know!
mwatwe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad. Sorry.
redditor4258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol I didn't expect you to respond. Thanks though. This makes me feel much better.
Knary50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a tree ? We had tree porn when I was a kid. Good times.
GGU_Kakashi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is when I was 3 or 4. Dad stored them on the bottom shelf where I could reach them :/
OneLegAtaTimeTheory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was JC Penny catalog, bra section.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mwatwe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P.E. Phys. Ed.
GuttaGus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad (post divorce) had Playboy collection left out on the toilet backing. It was his new 'bachelor pad' living with my uncle and my cousin so they were oblivious... had some great memories in that bathroom lol
axtor77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Discovering the women's underwear section in the Sears catalogue was a god damn revelation when I was 6 years old.
RIPSonny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is called gay actually bro
mwatwe01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is? Damn. I better tell my wife...
LeodFitz ยท 1336 points ยท Posted at 13:56:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was quite young, I saw a commercial for a movie that had a woman doing a sexy dance and unbuttoning her blouse. The commercial, of course, cut away before it got to anything good, but I distinctly remember wanting to see exactly how that dance ended.
Level3Kobold ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 20:50:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True Lies
aydiosmio ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:03:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now slide your nylons off one by one.
dpenton ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:27:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do it...duicimo. Do it...slowly.
(spelling of course)
ExquisitExamplE ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:37:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wondered for the longest time what exactly he's saying in that scene, turns out it's French- "Do it, doucement"
LeodFitz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:00:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually a little older than that.
not2serious83 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:33:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must've been a Linda Fiorentino movie, she was so hot on Cinemax after my parents went to bed and I could sneak back to the TV
snemand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Linda Fiorentino from Men in Black and Dogma?
MelissaClick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:55:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. Yeah. That didn't end sexy.
Upsideinsideout ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:10:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what came to mind. Jamie Lee Curtiss. Mmmmmm
Thethirdtoken ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:54:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She won sexiest body in Hollywood that year, because of that scene.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IMAGINE
Taint_Flicker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost my virginity while watching that movie.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:28:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to fap to that scene. Which is really disgusting as I saw it later and I can't find that actresses face appealing at all, but her body and the way she danced.
raladast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read my mind
thtguyjosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The aggressiveness of that strip tease always kinda scared me more than anything
junior40 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:25:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its like those games on ebaums world you have to clear the screen of the color blocks to see what was under them. I never got so focused on beating a puzzle game.
disterb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:49:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh, the music just stopped--that's all.
LeodFitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:01:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might've. No idea. It was one of those trailers before the movies. back in the vhs days, actually.
ojipog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:06:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WWI propaganda
LeodFitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, it wasn't quite that long ago
lesbianoctopus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a Napster commercial.
LeodFitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, this was long before napster
elchupacabra206 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i have a somewhat vivid memory of this commercial too but i can't, for the life of me, remember what movie it was. it was a bunch of college-aged kids, and i think you got to see a peek of the girl's butt up her skirt??
LeodFitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't the foggiest, it was so long ago I can't remember
[deleted] ยท 8313 points ยท Posted at 14:45:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the Pink Ranger forced me to hide my 8 year old boner under a pillow during Power Rangers
melittlethroway ยท 7575 points ยท Posted at 17:10:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a long time to have a boner
ComeOnSans ยท 1631 points ยท Posted at 17:37:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah he should get that checked out. All of my bonners last like 8 seconds tops, and that's when I don't use lemon juice
[deleted] ยท 830 points ยท Posted at 21:40:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:52:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sub was...refreshingly weird.
isaacbee1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to post it or not?
[deleted] ยท -47 points ยท Posted at 00:52:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ScreamingAtLemons ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 01:13:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, come on mate, this is one of those rare occasions where evenwithcontext was used correctly.
Shlappz ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:21:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthefuckyou
N0ahface ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:33:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/theydidthemonsterfuckyou
Digital_Rocket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/itwasagraveyardfuckyou
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:39:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That sub reads like how my brain tells me to deal with life's problems.
dashzed ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a Bonner?
Throwaway_Apostate ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:55:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read in Stewies voice
duhpolan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:27:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matt Bonner aka Red rocket
he_who_melts_the_rod ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:38:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a lime man myself.
alcrowe13 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:49:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lemon juice? Thought you were supposed to use a grapefruit?
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:02:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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what_is_the_chance25 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:28:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beats me.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
da fuck?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:06:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow look at mr fancy guy here who can get boners
PerpetuallyFlaccid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, he doesn't even know what he has and he's still complaining.
Wuntonsoup ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:30:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your loved one must be a saint.. Or she's getting some from someone who lasts longer than a cough and two sneezes.
PerpetuallyFlaccid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 seconds? Must be nice
dancesonthewall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if you use lemon juice?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Octopus_Tetris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minutes is not usually a length unit.
Maeve89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/oglaf ?
Abepoppin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:30:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
Boboboy8 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:42:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
L-lemon juice?
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:10:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5dsid8/straight_people_of_reddit_when_did_you_first/da7d6gd/
thesunscreen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:34:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Priapism, not just for old men an their ED medication anymore.
Shablahdoo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:04:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ol' Reddit Boneroo!
Rennrock02 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:16:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my.... wait a second....
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, right? The commercials say if your boner lasts longer than 4 years, call a doctor.
alblaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
only a few more years until it has it's bar mitzvah.
Hititandhititagain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He may still be 8...
Jumpingflounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was the pink ranger
Armani_Chode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is a full grown man with an 8 year olds penis
Ahad7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea man, aren't you supposed to get it checked out after only 4 hours?
SputterNutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Please contact your doctor if you have an erection lasting less than four hours"
That's what they say, right?
pitchingJwedge118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I read comments that sarcastically misinterpret context like you've done here I picture the same face in my head. It's Bill Murray. Are you Bill Murray melittlethroway?
nateasaurusrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin love the internet
BEARDBAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah the old Reddit boner-oo
reddit_spelunker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ahhh the old reddit bonneroo
adeepermystery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I haven't slept for ten days. Because that would be too long."
--Mitch Hedberg
wwchickendinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zingggg
cenadid911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea end me
pancakesandspam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eight-year olds, dude.
1dallinfullmer1 ยท 2001 points ยท Posted at 16:40:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username... DOESNT CHECK OUT
beepbeepitsajeep ยท 455 points ยท Posted at 17:32:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a smokescreen for what he's hiding behind the pillow.
coachz1212 ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 19:29:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey OP how you doing?"
"NICEANDSOFTNONERECT"
PM_ME_WHATEVES ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:45:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were hard and erect, but since you went out of your way to tell me that you were in fact soft and non erect, I completely believe you
Jordaneer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's in a folder full of pictures of pillows?
AustinA23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username is the new pillow lolz
So_Yeahh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say how much I like your username.
Dantelechunk ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:25:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username is reference to South Park Game of Thrones episode(s)
alowester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wha... what do we do!!!! this has never happened before!!
caried ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was princess jasmine for me. Ain't ashamed.
Rumntrx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DISQUALIFIED
thedeforce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats his answer for when people ask: "whats up with the pillow on your crotch?"
ajleeispurty ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 18:16:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I called that an Amy Jo Johnson
xTownzx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:01:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take my up vote, just take it!
Vinven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god did I love Amy Jo Johnson. <3
Brunette_Broad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:07:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf. I have a friend names Amy Jo Johnson. No lie.
kharmdierks ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 17:05:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pink Ranger ... I approve.
Kingofwhereigo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. What about the MMPR 2017 Pink Ranger?
ReverendWilly ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:29:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. It's Amy Jo Johnson or NOBODY. I think her character "Jules" from the TV series Flashpoint would also be an acceptable answer.
Wootai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you ever seen her on that show about horses? Wildfire
godlife33 ยท 166 points ยท Posted at 16:39:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason my brain interpreted that as a park ranger or so telling you to hide your boner because you were watching power rangers aka you being gay. Idk why.
nroth21 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 17:13:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I too had to re-read it. I guess what they say is true, 11 out of 8 Redditors are dyslexic.
bpwoods97 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have sexdaily. Wait... No, dylsexia? No... I give up.
Dreamcast3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
w?hta
PM_me_small_boob ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:57:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
one time I walked into a bra
HighestPie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:53:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the other 3 have dyscalculia
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:42:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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godlife33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl- Guys in real life. Tits or you're a male. Idk man lmao and no I'm not dyslexic my brain is weird.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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godlife33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure buddy. Shuure.. ;) Me too. Cough cough cough
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Park ranger here. Have told guys to put their dicks away more than once. There's places it's cool to air it all, places it's definitely not.
kydaper1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
aerionkay ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:52:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pink ranger fastracked a lot of guys' puberty.
NikTheHNIC ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:35:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See a doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 years
faithcarbino ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/2meirl4meirl
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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sfdude2222 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:44:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but no one was jacking off to that.
tobberoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most of the suit scenes are just straight up japanese stock footage (in which the yellow ranger was just straight up a dude). At least in mighty morphing.
Jordaneer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hiding among thousands of pictures of pillows, nice job.
Algoinde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sneaky meta? Nice.
literallylateral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this said Pink Panther for a second and I thought I stumbled into a discussion about furries.
anothererror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I read this as Pink Panther and was very confused.
KillerInfection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't help but to picture her standing there right by you, forcing you to hide it under your pillow. "HIDE THAT BONER NiceAndSoftNonErect!! HIDE IT!"
paulyv93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hiding boners under pillows were the best
FlamingTacoDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
..which pink ranger..?
Zanki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adam, the second Back Ranger, when I was six was my first crush. That's when I knew I liked boys.
DudeLongcouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a frog."
FabulousDavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I preferred the red and white Power Rangers ;)
kristallnachte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same but Totally Spies
bearvsshaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, this was my immediate response when I saw this thread, and it's pretty funny it's the first post. Didn't realize so many of us shared this experience of having the Pink Ranger as our first boner.
Systemfailedv13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit I had a thing for her too! I believe her name was Kimberly on the show. I recently saw her on some other show and couldn't figure out where I knew her from until I googled her.
Also what did it for me was that one scene in one of the rush hour movies with the women lined up ready to be picked for "massages" lol
callmechard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, Pink Ranger for me too...
Polder93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved her, she could be in full morph and I still would get turned on.
CarsGunsBeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as "Pink Panther".
--NiNjA-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once had a dream the pink ranger was on stage with a classmate, and all went silent as he gave her a flower, and in return she gave him a kiss. That dream pissed me the fuck off.
ayovita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tommy the green ranger did it for me. I still love guys with long hair to this day
TheRynoZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, based on your username, when did the erections stop?
zaigerbel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No boners. I idolized her. In retrospect, that should have been the moment I realized I was gay. I think the pink ranger was a litmus test for 90s kids sexuality.
NotGod_DavidBowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kimberly!
ning_gow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost teared up realizing how true that is
smellslikecocaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amy Jo Johnson! I remember finding naked pictures of her online when I was young. I had to wait 15+ minutes with my dialup connection just staring at file name, and hoping it was real.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically this for me, except it was Xena: Warrior Princess
blackcoren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just discovered that one of my friends is the actress who played the original pink power ranger.
...
Yeah.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading about what became off them was a trip. The yellow ranger died, the pink one because Canadian. The blue one came out as gay, and the other two just went on and lived normal lives.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WEINER WEINER WEINER
Bakedcumcookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 when I fell for the green power ranger and felt like I had to pee whenever I saw him. I'm a woman, by the way.
LearnedPaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bingo.
ferah11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of times the pink ranger was a dude stunt double.
KnitBrewTimeTravel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect! Can I guess your birthday? (within +/- 6 months?)
because I'm hypothesizing that similar experiences might mean that this you and I are roughly the same age.
b/c dat pink ranger tho..
therealdeviant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're referring to Amy Jo Johnson, I worked out with her a couple of times, at a 24 hour fitness in La Canada, CA, and didn't know she was an actress, much less the pink ranger. She was very nice, and also short. I didn't find out until one of the employees asked me how she was as a person. I found that odd, until she explained who I'd been sharing weights with. Would have been more obvious if people were asking for her autograph, but no one paid her any attention.
cncfreak247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just met her at Comic Con Rhode island. She hasn't aged a day, and I also needed a pillow.
chilljackson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fucking movie where she was like have a nice trip... see you next fall. I was in love
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE! Still the scene I remember the best
WasaCajun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg I loved the pink ranger but now I think the stunt double was probably a guy.....so what was I looking at when she morphed!
IaintNOoneBITCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooooooo Suzy Q mmmhmmm
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No boners but i was in love. Kimberly love!
Getitredditgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the day when Kim's weren't just big asses and no brains!
chiefbrodyrules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. My first crush ever
GuardianOfTriangles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me, I think it was either Danielle Panabaker in the Disney movies or Miranda from Lizzy McGuire.
Oddly enough, I was a huge power rangers fan but I guess little me was more into the actual show than the ever popular pink Ranger. :(
Vladimir1174 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your username from the South Park weiner song?
RebootTheServer ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, you realize while in costume that was a dude right?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, it was Amy Jo Johnson in there. She was cast partly due to her gymnastics abilities for the fight scenes (read her wiki today)
RebootTheServer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:48:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can see bulges dude. They reused a lot of the fighting scenes from Japan to save money
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's not ruin some of my best childhood memories
big_lurk ยท 1925 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four I took swimming lessons at the community pool. My mom thought I was too young to change in the men's room by myself. I learned pretty early on that I enjoy looking at naked women.
Newgrewshew ยท 609 points ยท Posted at 21:30:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh but your mom though?
SonOfPluto ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 22:10:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give him a break, his arms were broken.
whalefighter ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give his arms a break"
16bitgamer ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 22:18:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time!
realblublu ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 01:01:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone posts "Every time!" every time!
Math_Blaster_ ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:20:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someobe bitches about every time, every time. .
.
.. Colby 2012
octopornopus ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:48:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor, poor Colby... ๐
Antebios ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:45:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never forgot about Colby... nor the brush.
Freewheelin_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:21:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That really was...quite the tale.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:30:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory "every fucking thread"
pyroSeven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:59:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There it is.
helloheyhithere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:54:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time
threwahway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
throwback
DaRoyalJester ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understood that reference!
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:52:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.
Antebios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let them pass. I feel the force on that shuttle.
RedditorInCh1ef ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:04:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grab her by the Oedipussy
spiderguy1213 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he means that she took him into the ladies' room so he was looking at lots of naked women, not just her in like a private bathroom.
QueuedeSpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE LEARNED PRETTY EARLY ON THAT HE ENJOYS LOOKING AT NAKED WOMEN.
redweasel ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 22:57:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. That beats the shit out of the swimming lessons I had as a kid. Ice-cold outdoor public-park pool at 9 AM on many a summer-vacation morning. Into the shower to wash off dirt and sweat on the way from lockers to pool; stand in icy morning air, freezing, until dry. Into icy pool; out; stand in icy morning air, freezing, until dry. Repeat for 90 minutes. Glare at mom, outside, through wrought-iron fence the whole time. NO BOOBS AT ALL, ANYWHERE, EVER. Damn you.
Aiognim ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:45:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can relate to all of this.. I gave my mom so much shit for making take them. I was an awesome swimmer and she made me do it with my little brother. When I didn't complain after the first lesson, she teased me about how it could be fun. It sucked, except I had a banging hot instructor that made me forget the ice cubes in the water. She had her belly button pierced and would test us by making us try to swim a distance underwater through her legs. I always got to her and would turn around and go back through. I have been motivated by ass since I was 7 years old.
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:13 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. That might have helped in my case, too, but we didn't have a super-hot instructor, so. 100% with ya on being motivated by ass since early times; see my other bit about Johnny Pineapple and his Coconuts when I was most likely just turning 3.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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LFK1236 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:11:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not every person on Earth lives in Florida, mate.
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But who goes to the swimming pool when it's freezing?
redweasel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:01 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little kids forcibly dragged to swimming lessons by their mothers, that's who. Dammit...
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand why the pool would even be open and offering swimming lessons when it's cold outside. And if it's somewhere in the world where it never gets warm, why outdoor pools?
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:02 on November 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't "when it's cold outside." It was probably at least the first of July, probably a little later. If the daily highs are up into the mid-to-high 70s, that's beach weather! So it's not unreasonable for outdoor pools to exist and be open by then. (Generally, people open them around Memorial Day, if only to give them a few weeks of solar heating and chemical adjustment before the real "swimming weather" comes on.) What may have been unreasonable was to allow that particular pool to remain in shadow six hours of the day - - and, for all I know, top it off with cold tapwater every evening - - so that it too, four times as long as any other pool to get warm. They really should have trimmed the damn trees. You'll be happy to know that that pool has been gone for nigh thirty years now, though - - like so many other lost joys of my generation's childhood, probably due to insurance liabilities once society became litigious...
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:39 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was under a canopy of shady trees, so that it only got sun for an hour or two in late afternoon. Not that that warmed it up much, before night fell and it got cold again. It was even worse than my best friend's backyard pool, which, being also under trees, but not quite as many, still rarely got above 65 degrees F even at the height of summer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:20 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:01 on November 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arr arr arr. Here's an experiment you can do. Go buy thirty bags of ice at the local mini-mart. Fill your bathtub with cold water. Dump all the ice in the tubful of water. Wait 20 minutes. Strip naked and throw yourself in the tub, all in one motion. Count off 400 seconds. Get out and stand in front of an air conditioner going full blast until you are totally dry. Repeat three more times in the course of an hour. That should give you a rough idea! Ta daaa!
Tisjustatossaway ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:28:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was about the age I got yelled at by a woman in the ladies changing room, because, I guess, my gaze fell on her too long. I didn't know, at the time, why I liked to look at her, but I did.
prostateExamination ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:15:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i went to europe at a very young age with my dad, he was on business but for some reason took me along and he has always been a great guy. well one day he asked me if i wanted to go to the sauna at a hotel we were at...da fuq is that?...turns out it was unisex. and their was beautiful naked women in it. at least the guys just kept a towel over their crotches, but no. the women were rocking it.
blindwuzi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:56:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have faint very early memories of the same situation. You realize you're straight before you learn how to talk normally in a conversation.
sirius4778 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:47:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username.
Shaq__Fu ยท 2934 points ยท Posted at 16:12:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit
steelserenity ยท 1408 points ยท Posted at 18:35:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funnily enough, this was the exact moment I realized I was bisexual!
Mupyeah ยท 1025 points ยท Posted at 18:55:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit is a free pass. You can be sexually attracted to them and not be gay/straight/etc. Other examples include (but not limited to) Prince David Bowie, that scene from Black Swan.
RadarLakeKosh ยท 1698 points ยท Posted at 19:31:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your comma usage is infuriatingly inconsistent.
thefilthythrowaway1 ยท 606 points ยท Posted at 19:34:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No, David Bowie is actually Prince of the Universe in Black Swan.
Edit: Yes, I know David Bowie is actually the Prince of the Universe. He has a cameo in Black Swan in which he uses his powers.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:46:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also leader of the Guild of Calamitous Intent.
xilban ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:03:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the goblin king.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Awakened.
RadarLakeKosh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:03:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Swan is a documentary then?
thefilthythrowaway1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:13:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The short answer is yes.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really can't not love this comment.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I don't know what to believe.
greggem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, like normal.
armorandsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I think they're saying they His Royal Highness Prince David Bowie is that scene from Black Swan
doot_doot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but the comma makes it seem like the name of the scene from Black Swan is "Prince David Bowie."
thefilthythrowaway1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, isn't that a good name for that scene?
HarryPotter5777 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:04:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They must be using the little-known Reverse Oxford Comma.
CptBeetle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:48:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I legitimately tried to remember if David Bowie played a prince in Black Swan.
runjimrun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:10:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've never heard of Prince David Bowie? He's like this super duper androgynous singer.
LordoftheSynth ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:42:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite song of his is "Purple Fame".
LordoftheSynth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he's not even /u/CommaHorror.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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RadarLakeKosh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christopher Walken??
electricmaster23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comma Horror's secret alt account.
billyfalconer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention calling a her a them.
Boccaccio ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:01:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... Bugs Bunny wearing lipstick
Mupyeah ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:03:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That definitely raised a few questions in my younger days. That and all the lesbians my mom hungout with.
Boccaccio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:17:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
btw, that was a reference to Wayne's World.
Makeshiftjoke ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:05:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Swan though umf
EmbryonicChinchilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman.
Mupyeah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:44:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you have a leather fetish, I guess.
EmbryonicChinchilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't, but that character is still one of the only women who has made me feel sexual things.
akm-scout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that latex?
boojombi451 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:27:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Bugs Bunny in drag?
fieds69 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:43:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like Nala from the lion king should be as well
belfman ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:54:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...that's a goddamn cartoon lion. What's wrong with you?
fieds69 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:02:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i can't be the only one that had a crush on Nala as a child....
chaosfire235 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:19:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I realize now she totally gave Simba bedroom eyes, but I don't think I was ever attracted to that.
zorinlynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not at all. It's okay.
Nala is an anthropomorphic character; she has a mix of animal and human attributes. There's a whole fandom around people who are attracted to that sort of thing; you might have heard about it. :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom
And I'm going to say this because SOME asshat always brings it up: No, this doesn't extend to attraction to real life animals. Stop listening to 4chan trolls.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always wanted to get it on with that singing teapot from Beauty And The Beast.
zorinlynx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing that was wrong with me I guess. :)
Mupyeah ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:05:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is between you and your therapist.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:48:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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zorinlynx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:01:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, in the TLK fandom it was called "the look". It had the distinction of being among the first things screengrabbed whenever the movie was released to a newer, higher quality format. (VHS -> Laserdisc -> DVD -> Bluray).
copperwatt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh thank god I'm not the only one! I'm not even a furry now, I swear.
charredsmurf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Ryan Reynolds.
Mupyeah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought about putting him on the list, but I wanted to keep it even, and I didn't have enough time to put a lot of thought into it.
StrawberryR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought David Bowie as Jareth, troll king, was hot, even though I didn't like Labyrinth.
Generallynice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, Benedict Cumberpatch.
Damn.
PacoTaco321 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not into dead people, sorry
Khanthulhu ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexuality is a spectrum. Look up the Kinsie scale
harmonyineverything ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:00:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize orientation-wise at the time, but I was sooooo into her when I watched that movie as a kid. It's weird though because now, as an adult, her ultra-exaggerated body terrifies me. Still pretty bi, though!
steelserenity ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:10:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly the same with me actually! I just kinda simplified it for my initial comment. At the time I was sooo drawn to her and I didn't really understand why, I just figured everyone else was too! When I finally discovered my orientation ~5 years ago, I looked back on that moment and was like "ooooooooooooh that's why!" Haha!
Except I still fall pretty hard for that exaggerated body type. Only in cartoons though... IRL that'd be terrifying haha.
mamichomaru ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funnily enough, this was the exact moment I realized I was transgender!
BadAnimalDrawing ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:29:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me to
ta22175 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny here, too. I realized I was a male lesbian.
Cornelius_Poindexter ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:02:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here! Her and Lola Bunny
MrBoo88 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:32:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I knew somebody would say Lola Bunny.
pancakesandspam ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:56:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit. Not only reminding people they're straight, but giving them their first and last redhead fetish.
GeneralEchidna ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:46:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
last?
pancakesandspam ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only one you'll ever need, basically.
TransChess ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:10:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They die soon afterwards.
ForksnFrenchFries ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:10:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe for you. I'm still over here enjoying mine.
DeusModus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:00:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, the 90's was a pretty great time for that fetish to come into bloom.
pancakesandspam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For those of us who grew up in the 80s, nothing can beat a buxom ginger cartoon.
goblinchode ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:37:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also my first Natalie Dormer fetish
pancakesandspam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's blonde though.
goblinchode ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:10:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so sorry I meant Lola bunny
pancakesandspam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They do bear a striking resemblance.
_Apophis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:03:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thhhaattsss why I sometime go down rabbit holes when I masterbate. Asian fart fetish, how'd I get here?
good_to_see ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:55:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
awolfscourage ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude! Enough said.
ReallyLovesSocks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:55:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lola Bunny for me. Rewatched Space Jam the other day and she still gets me fully torqued.
chrisk1980 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:19:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first sex dream in kindergarten or grade 1 was about Jem. I didn't know what sex actually was yet so it was a lot of handholding and hugging. That's when I knew, only a woman like Jem could win my heart. Not the remake. That would make me a creep.
Rambling_Kieran ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn Jessica rabbit. Incredible.
openstring ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here ๐
kahran ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
ContrivedRabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gadget from rescue rangers
ConVito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my case, she taught me my tastes in women are apparently not very mainstream.
I'll never understand why so many people fawn over Jessica Rabbit. Her proportions are grotesque, even for a cartoon.
horcrux777 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 21:43:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's a chick with a dick bro.
horcrux777 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:43:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's a chick with a dick bro.
Theres_A_FAP_4_That ยท 742 points ยท Posted at 15:58:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 8 or 9 at the beach, and this tall dark haired woman came out of the water. Pubic hairs were hanging out of her bikini, which I guess bunched up from waves. I immediately lay down on my stomach on a towel to hid my boner.
ElCerebroDeLaBestia ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 01:10:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were the pubic hairs hanging out of her bikini top or bottom?
AngryPumpkinx2 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:46:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does it have to be one or the other?
Theres_A_FAP_4_That ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol... seriuos lol
Sideways_X ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 20:37:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a thing for public hair now?
disterb ยท 445 points ยท Posted at 20:54:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no, just private ones
greenbabyshit ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:23:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public pubic hairs are the best
FatFreddysCoat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:16:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hers were very public if they were hanging out of her bikini.
jayemerald16 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:36:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
call_911_to_diddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/LOVE_the_username
QuailMans_Sidekick ยท -92 points ยท Posted at 20:57:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pube out of the bikini is gross...
NvizoN ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:01:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pubes out of a bikini, underwear, pants, anything is hot.
PM_ME_UR_LABIA_GIRL ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 01:21:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have to disagree with you for the simple reason that the only time I have seen pubic hairs coming out the sides of a swimsuit bottom was actually my grandma. Scarred for life.
PackOfVelociraptors ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:15:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username?
girraween ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:36:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mate, me too! I think that's the reason why I hate pubic hair.
ElCerebroDeLaBestia ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:11:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pubes out of a bikini top?
leolego2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:22:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's disgusting lol.
[deleted] ยท -35 points ยท Posted at 00:14:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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tumericjesus ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 01:05:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah because a 12/13 year old should expected to shave and wax all the time.
Math_Blaster_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:22:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abort
Novrev ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:41:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12/13 years too late...
pokemaugn ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 01:36:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn children not shaving their pubic hairs for our sexual pleasure
Blzein ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:32:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why as a near adult would you care about an early teen's pubes?
leolego2 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 12:22:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you are right but the SJW in ask reddit downvoted you to death
mack65 ยท 1821 points ยท Posted at 15:29:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The second I put that penis in my mouth.
Ferfrendongles ยท 501 points ยท Posted at 18:49:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoops", or "oh that's some good penis right here"?
thatvoicewasreal ยท 637 points ยท Posted at 21:19:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bit more like "Hmfggglrglflfflgglrglfflphthooey."
Thatniggalance ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 05:25:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just slide the grapefruit on an-WSSHHSHWOAHSHSBWOBWVABSNDV XKDOSBWBSBABSVSJSK
IlIIllIIIllIllIllIll ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:42:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of a bangbus video where the woman is made to talk or sing (I forget) with a mouthful of cock.
KuntaStillSingle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sauce?
Artikay ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:34:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She got it at the end.
RoyalSamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The wheels on the bus go round and round"
AC-Stark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:59:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PathToEternity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh, beat me to it
AC-Stark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So did Sasha Grey ;)
cenadid911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "thooey" bit at the end scares me
thatvoicewasreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it ought to because it's actually the "phthooey" bit, which I'm sure you'll agree is sustantively different.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WittyLoser ยท 304 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be both. "While I can objectively recognize that this is indeed a fine specimen, I'm beginning to realize that this activity is just not for me."
mack65 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:04:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoops for sure.
dorkdiariesisforboys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too thanks
legending ยท 918 points ยท Posted at 17:33:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if OP is dude or dudette
youseeit ยท 896 points ยท Posted at 18:26:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tbf if you were a straight dude with a dick in your mouth and you didn't enjoy it... pretty good sign you're straight
N0tMyRealAcct ยท 678 points ยท Posted at 19:56:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tbf if you were a straight chick with a dick in your mouth and you did enjoy it... pretty good sign you're straight
[deleted] ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 21:42:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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chillum1987 ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 21:53:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girl drips when she sucks cock. Turns her on something fierce. I'm a lucky man.
Ogden-TO ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:09:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be vulgar.
this-is-the-future ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:37:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Straight girls who enjoy dick in their mouth"... not vulgar but "girl drips" somehow is? rolls eyes People and their fancies about what is or isn't.
Ogden-TO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:20:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naw, dude. What was vulgar was how you were talking about her like an animal.
sephlington ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 21:38:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It means you're probably not gay, but could still be bi. I'm betting they're a straight dude.
NotTheUsualSuspect ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:35:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could be a straight male and just enjoy sucking dick.
Qvar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:21:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which apparently wouldnt make him bi?
the_one2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:18:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't have to be a sexual thing. Could just be a hobby.
NosferatuFangirl ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:10:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, no, you could be bi.
Arcane_Bullet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:40:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No you would be straight because you can't fit a entire vagina in your mouth, at least without a knife ;)
[deleted] ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 21:41:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Ofishillyasian ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:52:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is nobody else gonna talk about this?
diastereomer ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:02:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, he's not wrong.
Ofishillyasian ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:05:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
flips through notebook oh fuck. He's right.
Crxssroad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's technically correct.
diastereomer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:14:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best kind of correct.
Arcane_Bullet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
;)
youseeit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
good point
InukChinook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:13 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judging by my exes, you can be a straight woman with a dick in your mouth and not enjoy it. It seems more common than not.
youtossershad1job2do ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:47:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A guy I knew at school who was always pretty mental at school had gay sex at a party. On Monday everyone kept saying he was gay now. His response was he's had a dick in his arse and didn't enjoy anything about it. He knew he was straight, everyone else was assuming. No one could argue that.
squeel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:45:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably enjoyed the feeling, but not the dude behind him.
horcrux777 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:42:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if you're a straight dude and you really enjoyed it? I have a straight buddy who loves sucking my dick sometimes I think it's kinda gay of him.
youseeit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's still straight as long as you don't close your eyes when you kiss
iluvwhiskey27 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:46:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Straight dude" "loves sucking my dick sometimes" hmmmmmmmmmm
squeel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a woman?
horcrux777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:22:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a dick and no tits. You do the math.
tijmendal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:42:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's straight guys that don't like going down on girls. Doesn't mean they're gay.
youseeit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:58:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not wrong. As a (bisexual) man I can understand that, though. I love going down on women but it's entirely different than going down on a guy. Lots of guys (especially young guys) think a vagina is a messy thing to put their mouth on. It's wet, it's mysterious, it has a lot of semi-hidden things to it when you first start messing with them. A dick has no such issues; it's all right there out in the open, and it's not messy (until the end of the job, of course). And of course there's the point that there are a lot of gay men who aren't into anal, and it doesn't make them any less gay.
theresalwaysdaryl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:34:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you got to suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick.
squeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what my nail lady said, but about licking vagina.
zaigerbel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:43:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay dude here. HATED my first time giving head. Truly awful. Now... holy hell it's like one of my favorite things to do. I suggest trying multiple times to be certain. And for many years. Like 50-60 years should be enough.
turk1ish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:12:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what happened to me!
-straight dude
squeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of women don't like it either though. Did you enjoy the kissing leading up to it? How did you decide to do it? Craigslist ad?
turk1ish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 13. So was he. Just kinda happened man
realcooltime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be a bad dick. In fact the more Dicks you suck the more you know you are straight if you didn't like any of them.
youseeit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great point... if you don't like it at first, keep sucking dick until you do!
dvb622 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that's the joke....
Ithoughtwe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how my male friend finally decided he wasn't bicurious after all.
_Jias_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or it's a sign you're in prison.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
does a strapon being shoved down your mouth count
youseeit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if it was just in your ass
viperex ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:25:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he just enjoys it in a different hole
mack65 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:00:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude
properposhguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a dud.
YourmomgoestocolIege ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently he has a wife and kids
TheOnlyJuan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a dude.
u38cg2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:43:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't matter, works either way.
firefish55 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:23:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When did you realize you were straight"
Nar1y ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 22:05:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mack65 is a dude btw. Part time Reddit investigator.
icantbenormal ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:49:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Nar1y: Part-time Reddit investigator, full-time stalker.
GunslingerBill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:20:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, I'm a part time Reddit investigator of part time Reddit investigators.
Mr_Times ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't sure if you were honest but now I believe your title now. Part time Reddit investigator.
mack65 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are good.
2legittoquit ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:39:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to find out you don't like suckin' dick.
mack65 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:04:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes...
maxxxout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When being fat is like being gay.
Glyphus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came for this comment. Thanks for not disappointing.
Mr_Monster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you kids.
BNNJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which one ?
charredsmurf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:17:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But did you finish?
HalcyonWing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You...nevermind.
pm_me_your_cock_l ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt regret initially and then horniness in retrospect
spiderguy1213 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you gotta know, you gotta know.
definitewhitegirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yooooooooooo I was gonna say.... sucking dick confirmed everything
PeacefullyFighting ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:41:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats interesting. Im assuming your female because of the question. For guys its almost always looks that make us realize we are interested in women but it sounds more physical for women?
mack65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm male. ;)
markopoloz ยท 1705 points ยท Posted at 14:31:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When another man played with my dick and I realised I didnt enjoy it.
Gizmo-Duck ยท 900 points ยท Posted at 21:43:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad that guy hasn't gotten to me yet.
Tiffany_Stallions ยท 289 points ยท Posted at 00:35:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, all guys have done a marvelous job playing with my dick so far.
ebolabukkake ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:55:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm at 1/1.
itsROCKETMAN ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:37:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was at that point then got 'fed up' with not being sure if i was secretly in to men or not and did something to let me know that i was into girls :)
InReco ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:22:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username, uh... Nevermind.
droneboneer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/rule34 is that way -- not sure if they take requests for horses
f8al ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad I'm not alone with this survey set
dpkonofa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:04:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The infamous 'Another Man'. Almost as bad a superhero as Florida Man.
trollbocop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:05:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your username just gave me a rush of childhood memories. Thought I'd share.
Gizmo-Duck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:34:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blathering Blatherskite!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because of the subject of this thread I thought your username said "Gizmo-dick."
Counterkulture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does this mean you're in the closet or you've never had a bad hand job?
TheFondler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
SuperFLEB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're supposed to make an appointment.
emcee_gee ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:47:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay guy here. Thanks for trying.
On the one hand, I kinda wish everyone would try gay stuff once or twice just to see if they like it. I feel like the world would be a more accepting place.
On the other hand, the next logical step is for guys who think they're gay to be expected to try straight stuff once or twice, but eww.
weliveintheshade ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:13:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was discussing with a workmate about two lesbian friends we were at a dinner with the night before and he says "You know, Cathy told me she has never had a cock inside her, her whole life. Maybe she should try it eh? She doesn't know what she's missing out on.." I had to say back to him "Hey, you've never had a cock in you either.. may be you don't know what you're missing out on?" And I think the penny dropped that Cathy probably wouldn't enjoy it just as he wouldn't.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:35:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he thought you were hitting on him and you're not attractive enough to reciprocate and everyone laughs awkwardly and you are just there sitting you had his cock in his pretty tight ass.
akm-scout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You say nah, I say nah
ButtsexEurope ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:18:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this wasn't when you were a kid. If so, I'm so sorry it happened to you.
LibrAl0024 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:12:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was most likely another kid. Most people's first sexual experience is with friends.
Emperor_of_Alagasia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Mike!!
tugboats_nd_arson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im thinking he was an adult or teenger and thought he might be gay so experimented with another dude and didn't like it probably
HIV4U ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 17:01:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean your dad?
LeSquidliestOne ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 19:22:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Reddit is strange. I guess only mom jokes get any traction ยฏ_(ใ)_ยฏ
Edit:RIP arm, you had to be sacrificed for a better cause
[deleted] ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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cwecam ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 19:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weirdest yearbook quote ever
LeSquidliestOne ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:37:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But...Reddit jokes about incest all the time...
2hoodrich4me ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:02:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something broken arms?
LeSquidliestOne ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:06:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something every something thread
DevilsWeed ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:43:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they made a reference to broken arms it would be upvoted and the same comment chain as always would follow. Reddit has no problem laughing at incest so it's either a problem with it being the dad, it being male on male, or it potentially being a molestation/rape joke.
IntrinsicSurgeon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is weird, because the broken arms thing is a molestation/statutory rape thing.
g-g-g-g-ghost ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every thread.... Needs this
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
MrGoodKat86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All incest matters?
Noahph ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:28:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incest is wincest
phforNZ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:27:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only one of those arms are broken...
LeSquidliestOne ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:55:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฏ_(ใ)_ยฏ
phforNZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Much better.
2hoodrich4me ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:02:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here, you dropped this \
But dude, if you would have dropped the other arm too your mom would have given you a little help...
LeSquidliestOne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I've heard ยฏ_(ใ)_ยฏ
Yeah_Mr_Jesus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
LeSquidliestOne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. (ใ)
AeAeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, you only have one arm, you're halfway there.
semibro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:31:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, nobody talks about what happens when dad's arms are broken.
GOLDBONDvsBALLZ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:29:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I chuckled
Itsnotbutter327 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:02:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious man I dunno why you're getting downvoted
olegos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not, but you are, lol!
KarmaseanCheez ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:33:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Savage.
TrentonJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of childhood did you have?
Sultansofsatan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he just wasn't that good at it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you went to church too huh?
yamehameha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably tell police about that
Legalise_Gay_Weed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to think I'd have figured it out before it got that far.
Etrau3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
Exxmorphing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, look at his (her?) comment history. OP is a liar.
TheFondler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i really want to understand how that just spontaneously happened
[deleted] ยท 3588 points ยท Posted at 13:50:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SethDoesCPP ยท 2671 points ยท Posted at 16:29:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only girls have cooties though...
[deleted] ยท 1154 points ยท Posted at 16:33:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Toxicitor ยท 1385 points ยท Posted at 16:40:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuh uh! Cooties come from girls, but can spread to boys through touching.
[deleted] ยท 1349 points ยท Posted at 16:41:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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leonprimrose ยท 634 points ยท Posted at 16:52:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out guys! She's trying to give us her cooties!
XperiMental21 ยท 508 points ยท Posted at 16:53:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's cool, I got my cootie shot. I'll handle this
Azuranski ยท 373 points ยท Posted at 16:59:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god is your cootie okay???
XperiMental21 ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he ded
PM_UR_SMALL_BOOBIES ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:43:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit he a zombie!
ajax6677 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't Spill The Beans, Don't Break The Ice, Ants In The Pants, and Cootie!!
celeryzamfir ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:38:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP in peace, Cootie.
InukChinook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle circle, dot dot motherfuckers
major84 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:15:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my cootie is fine, but hers wont be once i am done with it ;)
olegos ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:23:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people leave comments like this? I don't understand it.
[deleted] ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 17:01:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But now you have autism.
gabybo1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHIT
CharlieOscar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:00:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread has autism.
ineedserioushalp ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:32:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle circle dot dot now I have my cootie shot, dot dot square square now I have it everywhere......just me? OK then
XperiMental21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hammer hammer knife knife now I have it all my life
1337Noooob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle, circle, eye, eye, now I have an STI?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:29:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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pedantic_dullard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:46:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ต๐ตโซโซ confirmed
cootieshot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:34:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm available for parties.
pedantic_dullard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:49:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for being there for me in 3rd grade, bro. You were the hero I needed then.
ThatKarmaWhore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:33:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hero we need!
pedantic_dullard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ต ๐ต โซ โซ
You're in the clear.
FleetingRelationship ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no cure for AIDS yet, but HIV vaccine is in development. gl hf
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle circle dot dot?
sadoon1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all a government conspiracy, the cootie shot causes really bad acne!
cootieshot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leans into mic "WRONG!"
YourmomgoestocolIege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle Circle Dot Dot
Emperor_of_Alagasia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle circle dot dot
Szygani ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I resent that! Slander is spoker. In print its libel.
politicalteenager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone please gild her.
00cjstephens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really, it's libel, since this is more print than verbal.
parentingandvice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no and they're opening up the libel laws in this country, shit!
notorious98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't try to spread your Cootie Neo-Feminism propaganda around here.
kjata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering that I came up clean on cootie tests through my entire childhood, I'm pretty sure that the Y chromosome prevents cootie production. Also, if it's written, it's libel.
trageikeman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:13:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad can beat up your dad.
Gummychaos_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I have my cootie shot?
-Badger2- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:36:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle, circle, square, square, now you have them everywhere. Biiiitch.
HiddenA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The way I always drew this, I realized when I was 20 that it's boobs. Drawing boobs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's why you never touch a girl's butt. That's where cooties come from!
SimbaOnSteroids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No cooties comes from Milton Bradley
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 16:57:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its called venereal disease. All cooties come from woman.
CptBeetle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recently finished this book called "over the top". It was written by an American, who joined the British army to fight on the Western Front in WW1. It was a true-story and written during the war, in 1917.
Anyway - the author frequently refers to the skin lice he had the entire time as 'cooties'.
eggplantlasagna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know exactly what book you're reffering too. As a non-native English speaker that read the book at 14 in English, I thought for the longest time that cooties were lice. Somehow my mind projected to them being fleas too
CptBeetle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think in the book he refers to lice and fleas as being cooties. Or rather, he insinuates that the English call their lice 'fleas' and to him a flea is a much larger creature.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies and gentlemen here we have a textbook example of the old proverb by the great Abraham Lincoln: "Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider"
alli_darko ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:20:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one has to have cooties if you do the classic: circle circle, dot dot, now you have your cootie shot!
VanFailin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:04:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard the cootie shot causes autism.
_Apophis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY: Cooters
Murder_Boners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually I have a RAGING case of cooties.
Edit: Chlamydia. Not cooties. My bad.
ThereIsBearCum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right? This is badic science, folks.
Divides-By-Zer0 ยท 215 points ยท Posted at 17:12:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially Daniel from 3rd period social studies.
Swoon
sozettaslow1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:44:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are now a moderator of r/Daniel
kemfic ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:25:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have been banned from r/Daniel
aruke- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for linking it, just spent an hour reading about Great Names War
ComeOnSans ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:34:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, all the Daniels that went to my school were kinda weird
redsnake35 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 18:06:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading this as a Daniel, :) :(
I don't know which one to believe.
FBIDIRECTOR ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:17:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're on reddit...think about it.
creaturecatzz ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hes on Reddit? How'd you figure that one out Mr FBI director? You hacking peoples?
Zeyn1 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:33:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also currently a Daniel.
Now I have to change it to Dan :(
buttertost ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:15:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am Daniel, was weird
AlmightyRuler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. English teacher for 3 - 6 year olds in China. Every kid named Daniel I have encountered is a bit weird.
ButtsexEurope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tony and Matteo from 6th grade. They were so handsome.
danielito19 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Daniel, and, uh... there's three periods for you
AdilB101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi it's me Daniel
romeoinverona ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact, am dating a Danny now. Can confirm he is hot.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 21:00:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were like "Damn Daniel"
jbarnes222 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:54:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When puberty hit you or hit them? I was attracted and had crushes on girls long before I experienced real sexual arousal from seeing a 'sexy' woman.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:01:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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AP246 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, really?
Jyaketto ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:49:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being 3-5 in preschool and thinking a boy was cute
AP246 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had no such thoughts until I was at least 10 or so.
jbarnes222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same for me. It is so weird reading all of this.
Yabbaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It happens. I was in love with my kindergarten teacher.
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love/crush is different as I have stated multiple times. I had crushes on girls long before I had sexual attraction to them.
ownworldman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:32 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is such a strange thought for me.
Pithong ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:53:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was looking for a girl's perspective, took some scrolling but found it!
Mylaur ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:45:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is cute in a boy? Genuinely asking since I'm a man.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:02:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Mylaur ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That must be the same for me then...
AlmightyRuler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Masculine but with a touch of femininity. Think anime villains, minus the white hair.
TryUsingScience ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:04:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
28-year-old lesbian checking in. Can confirm that boys still have cooties as far as I'm concerned.
SibilantSounds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I too remember the day I learned to cross my fingers to prevent cooties.
ronin1066 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roasted eggplant lasagna.
SaneCoefficient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never went through the "girls have cooties" thing. I had an attraction for as long as I can remember, maybe even preschool.
creatingapathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had crushes on boys since I was in pre-school. I thought that made me straight too. Realized I was bi at the age of 24.
boom149 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. I thought boys were cute when I was very little, and by the time puberty rolled around I thought they were all pretty gross.
SupItsJake ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 16:48:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some boys are still gross though.
Like there's a dude who seems to shower regularly, doesn't seem to overeat, and doesn't act like his mommy still pays him an allowance, that's like bare minimum.
But then we get the cassanovas who practically out themselves as virgins by the way they constantly complain about women, when they themselves are neck-bearded lemon-scented sphere-bodied grease-headed creeps. They talk to other people demonstrating the heights of insecurity, using words they learned while studying for the SAT to try to seem smart, and bemoaning the "jerk" who is making out with their best friends when they themselves have been too pussy-hearted to even make a move. Like of course a girl would rather date a dude who doesn't have cotton puff balls.
But yeah the cute boys are a plus ;)
ashley1xx ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:02:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
????
[deleted] ยท 12599 points ยท Posted at 13:49:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 and saw one of those Girls Gone Wild commercials on Comedy Central and my dick got hard
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 3036 points ยท Posted at 14:33:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. I used to get up early and sneak down and watch those.
Cenarius_izanagi ยท 1554 points ยท Posted at 16:33:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, small world ๐๐ป
attackchopper ยท 4957 points ยท Posted at 16:46:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, small penis ๐๐ป
Divides-By-Zer0 ยท 755 points ยท Posted at 17:07:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, smaller penis ๐๐ป
z4_inter ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 17:20:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, much smaller penis ๐๐ป
Nattylight_Murica ยท 482 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quality shitposting
TheOldLite ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:56:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And quantity
jonloovox ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:01:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And small penis
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:31:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We... did it?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hip hip, hooray!
sebastianwillows ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
R-reddit?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No this is Patrick
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:03:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've done you
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:03:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've done you
GeneralBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saturday askreddit gets you this.
bluestarchasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i knew i was gay when i saw your username and comment.
patronizingperv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not with that small penis, you didn't.
Chorplana ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:37:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am straight male and I have small penis
Xanthalium ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:58:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am straight male and I have small penis
ObitoHanShinobi ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:26:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a lesbian attack helicopter and I have large blades
coolcoconut123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do lesbian attack helicopters mate?
PizzaBrained-CockAss ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:48:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have straight penis. I am a small male
OldDarte ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:26:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am straight male and I have a great penis, I have the best penis and I've had it for years. And I talked to some people about my penis and they all agreed that it was great, just great, so they pretty much agreed to what I said. And, you know, I probably have the best penis in this room, it's true. And if, you know, some losers or whatever don't get it then what are you going to do? It's just a great penis, it really is.
Xanthalium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sure is, champ!
fatelaking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Combo breaker ๐๐ผ
helloheyhithere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, quality shittier shitposting
Sirhuffnpuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol wow, quality shitposting ๐๐ป
z4_inter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not proud
fruit_cup ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:37:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ป me too thanks
penis_sosmall ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:50:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I have something to add here
KingBubzVI ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:27:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
JacobCrowell ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:30:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, The smallest penis ๐๐ป
cptstupendous ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:27:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShamWow, Slap Chop.
NysonEasy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
V-joina: the only penis smaller than mine!
ChinChinApostle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:05 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wololo, I assure you, they are huuuuuge. ๐
downvoted_your_mom ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, micro penis ("OK" emoji)
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you guys are so original and funny like wow.
AckSha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, smallest penis ๐๐ป
joskelb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:05:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wololo,you'reconvertednow.
d3m0li5h3r ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Checks username
Lolol wow, infinite penis
Pianohombre ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:16:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ya boi
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O shit waddup.
armoredwolf26 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:07:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, haven't laughed that hard in years.
FricklethePickle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You rode his comment better than he rode ur giant dong
Twistednuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all relative.
DogPooSalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow penis so small!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
at 10? yeah probably
meghonsolozar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:43:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Size of penis ๐
redtail42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lolol wow, big penis ๐๐ฟ
ImSeekingTruth ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:46:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How would that make it a small world...
MazingaZ88 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:58:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
small penis small world....surely you see the corrolation
schumannator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrinkage?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's the joke
Beady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All her friend know me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because someone the same thing as another person?
Booty_Buffet ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:23:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to stay up just to see them. Listen in case someone came down the stairs
Nowin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:42:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My head was not in the right place for that phrasing.
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, and then quickly switch to a different channel if someone was coming down.
Not_A_Unique_Name ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/madlads.
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love Reddit.
Nobody1795 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure I still get a pavlovian boner at 2 am every night because of that commercial.
getzdegreez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the trigger? The moonlight or when the clock strikes 2?
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the moonlight honestly.
kyojin25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm the only one who stayed up late to watch them
HuffelumpsAndWoozles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope I'm with ya. I would be so tired the next morning. Totally worth it though. Back before you could just do it on your phone.
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to get up early to watch them- ya know, while my parents were still sleeping. If I thought I heard them coming downstairs, i'd flip to the cartoon channel.
2hoodrich4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would set an alarm to get up at like 3am and go watch gone wild type programs
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then try not to wake my parents up...
2hoodrich4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use headphones so the alrm is quiet
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a broken ankle in fifth grade. Still snuck down the stairs to watch Wild On on E and the Howard Stern Show on late night for pixelated boobies.
clearlyoutofhismind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early bird gets the worm.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do they still have those commercials ?
jay101182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha..."Get up". I'm so immature...lol
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ )
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The old school cable boxes would display a small glimpse of the channel if it was not available for you. So if you continuously changed the channel to the channel you would get a fuzzy stop motion visual of what was going on. 6-3, 6-3, 6-3, 6-3, oooOoh! I saw a nipple! Hahaha
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIRL IN A BIKINI! YES!
leetsoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girls.. Gone... WILD!!
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was the beginning of porn watching for most of us...ha.
huskies4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spike tv too
ilikehockeyandguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh most definitely. Howard Stern up in this.
herroherro12 ยท 2661 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My penis has a Pavlovian response when I hear Steel Drums because of those commercials.
Edit: thanks for the gold stranger!
DrLongStroke ยท 1285 points ยท Posted at 19:52:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've jerked off in the shower so much as a kid I get a hard on every time it rains
afootlongjosh ยท 565 points ยท Posted at 20:32:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be awkward in the UK....
walkertexastoast ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 20:37:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously yuck all over the tea bags.
conspiracy_thug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly why the fuck you think we threw that shit off the Boston harbor and into the ocean?
Filthy brits spit
FlamingTacoDick ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:54:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your hardon lasts longer than 4 hours call- ITS BEEN WEEKS!!!
RunJohnnyRun ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:58:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With all due respect, I think anyone named FlamingTacoDick might have bigger problems...
FlamingTacoDick ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:40:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ ) How so..?
RunJohnnyRun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just thinking that maybe a flaming taco dick probably isn't the most pleasant sensation.
Unless that's what you're into...I'm not judging.
FlamingTacoDick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not my fault my dick is a taco and on fire..
RunJohnnyRun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, man...like I said, I'm not here to judge.
FieryPhoenix420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I read about the UK my internal narrator turns into Jeremy Clarkson and this definitely sounds like a joke he would make.
That was great.
trimun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:21:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im so upset that the sound of our collective voice is that awful prune of a man
Phibriglex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:58:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not.
Knight12ify ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:17:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But plain uncomfortable in Vancouver.
RandomMandarin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:26:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get your rocks off standing in the English rain
CalamackW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or cleveland. Highest rates of vitamin D deficiency in the US wooo!
lumpyshinobi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's why they lost to the cubs makes sense now.
CalamackW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:'(
mistersmith1008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you had to have known something like that was coming
mistersmith1008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ouch.. still hurts. Take your stupid upvote!
lphaas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Seattle.
snemand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually why Scots wear kilts. Easy to rub one out publicly.
Nightstalker117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hear ya bro. This British weather is fricking fucked up beyond belief. They said it'd be gale force today. Bitch..where!!!
Dildosalesperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you it would be awkward anywhere
MrMountainFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But really useful in the desert because then you'd know it was mating season
AndRightfullySo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You live in constant drought compared to Ireland. We've got the whole of the Atlantic Ocean for the wind to take water from. I've had this erection since I was 10 years old
Amiracle56 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:00:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw that somewhere on here
F-0X ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:18:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The (gilded) reply was "you should jerk off before you shower, so you can predict the weather".
all4reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you don't live in Seattle.
Boboboy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, username checks out.
DannyVandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still get bus boners. Especially if my stop is coming up. Trolled by my own dick.
triponthis151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insanity wolf: So I moved to Seattle!
weebhunter39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if there's a hurricane?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I've got the advantage of living on a few acres. I get to have sex outside and have no worries of other people. Sex on the porch while it's raining is awesome. Sex in the yard by a bonfire is even better.
perfectfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear this was a line in a Tom Clancy book.
Portmanteau_that ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacking off in the shower = superglued pubes
caseyfresher ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out.
HomTanks29 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am in AskReddit right? This thread is too memey for me.
Thatsgoodpie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:33:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I hear a stern voice saying 'WARNING' I am harder than a diamond in an ice storm
toyouitsjustwords ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is the area then bombed by germans?
parallel_account ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crank dat soulja boy.
MonoGiraffe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:32:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wank dat Soulja Boy.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the classic Pavlov's Dong.
Custodious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pavlov's cock
memicOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao I just learned about him in Psych class
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pavlov's dong?
Xrayruester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might be a good way to introduce yourself to a lady you fancy. "Hey baby, my dick is classically conditioned."
Etrau3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
HighDingyDoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd probably enjoy a trip to Trinidad.
night-wing-politics ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:37:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've wanked so much using baby oil as lube, that I get aroused just from the smell.
drkitteh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, but with cucumber melon lotion.
ukhoneybee ยท 1553 points ยท Posted at 15:24:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of one time when I was young and buxom. I was wearing a french maid outfit on the underground (rocky horror) and some ten year old practically stuck his nose into my cleavage trying to get a better look.
Its only cute when you are ten, guys.
[deleted] ยท 715 points ยท Posted at 16:11:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pics or costume didn't happen
ukhoneybee ยท 430 points ยท Posted at 16:27:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try.
DanskJeavlar ยท 702 points ยท Posted at 16:31:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sudo Pics or costume didn't happen
Cassiterite ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 16:55:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enter password for /u/DanskJeavlar:
DanskJeavlar ยท 433 points ยท Posted at 16:57:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunter2
olderkj ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 17:06:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It just shows up as *******?
Knyfe-Wrench ยท 355 points ยท Posted at 17:26:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Let me try.
1loveBlackC0cks4
Edit: Fuck you guys!
HolyNarwhal ยท 315 points ยท Posted at 18:59:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's hardly a good password, anyone that knows you could've guessed that one.
northrupthebandgeek ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:09:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it should be something nobody would attribute to you, like
IAmTotallyStraight69.PositiveAlcoholTaxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jus needs the relevant xkcd and we're good to go.
mrcertainlynot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:22:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant XKCD
murderhalfchub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knife wreeench
For kids!
IAmBecomeAnon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You noobs need to write it backwards.
2retnuh
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:53:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's obviously: Suckbigdicks2014
bilbo_boozebaggins ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:05:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DanskJeavlar is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayy
Samiambadatdoter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What have you got against Danish people? :(
Archaeanimus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
storerรธdepรธlser
UsuallyInappropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
p@55//0rd
zangent ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:39:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.
DanskJeavlar's password:
creynolds722 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recently saw this so many times... A promotion has me now pushing code to production occasionally. The process includes restarting around 80 servers... Each one gave the message the first time I ran our script to push changes to all servers. I think I get the message hah
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:52:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MazingaZ88 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 17:01:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao. its a spiritual law. these people have no respect for the spiritual side of life. its sad really.
MasterMac94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:09:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wut.
FizzleMateriel ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:29:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:16:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww. My dog does this. He gets cute girls to kneel down and then paws their shirt down. They giggle and laugh it off, but he knows what he's doing
ukhoneybee ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:02:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Admit it, you trained him to do that.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:01:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He got plenty of treats after the first time lol
Smatter_Witchoo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:14:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll go find nine other people.
03181990 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:37:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
:) :(
amsteelee ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:13:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's still not cute when they're ten
IGottaGoMilkGoats ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little boys are absolutely hilarious with how they will just up and down check you out in front of everyone. No shame, just pure baby animal interest in something they don't even know why they like yet. It's so harmless and adorable. But then once they are old enough to KNOW what they want to do to you, it gets a little weirder. But it's always funny to see a four year old's dad laugh when he catches his son staring right at your tits.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:44:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Purplekeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
NAUGHTYBOUY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" UK Honey..and I'll say Bee...Honey Bee....Honey Bee...."
NeoDe5truction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ash Ketchum infinitely approves!
all4reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He said he was 10....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well... there is a reason Riff Raff fucks his sister! I've been in a Rocky shadow cast for two years and LOVE IT
Iamananorak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg! Were you doing Magenta?!
ukhoneybee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
My fiance decided to go as Frank in a leather basque and fishnets. Was quite the night. I'll never forget him stalking down Oxford steet in just full makeup and women's lingerie, and a cloak.
Also saw Richard O'Brien as Frank that night.
Happy memory.
larrieuxa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i had a broken shoulder in a sling when i was younger and this little shit in my class named Ricky declared it was just my bra and pulled the front of my shirt open to look down it and make sure. i did not find it cute.
Stefanina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty cute when they are one, too. Still give a friend grief about that...
Deadmeat553 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell was a 10 year old doing at a Rocky Horror show?
ukhoneybee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was on the train.
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My house is quite dirty. Need a maid.
CritikalErr0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wait so you aren't buxom anymore?
Rocky horror is the shit by the way.
reelmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A bit like this boy?
https://youtu.be/a05-fU_WQW0
ukhoneybee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ukhoneybee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Still massive, just middle aged and soon to be a publishing scientist. Don't need to post my french maid pics on line for posterity.
FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While disappointed, I can totally respect that.
Wuntonsoup ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:34:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one had 10 year old me jerking more than a jamaican bar and grill.
fromCovington ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:45:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used to sleep at a friends house every Friday when I was like 8 for Friday night Smackdown. Every single time I would automatically wake up to the girls gone wild commercial at 2 am like clockwork. Would watch the 15 minute ad and off to sleep.
Karacmore ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:58:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:08:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only way really.
strider2112 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:48:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure the only audience for that show was 10 year old boys...
Finest Oddities,
u/strider2112
DefinitelyNotABoner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:14:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny - those are how I knew I was at LEAST bisexual (which is what I am). ;)
reinkarnated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours is the proper response. It only proves you're bisexual not straight
meteoraln ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:15:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's good, but that's just confirming the positive space. You have to test the negative space. My dick never got hard seeing the Guys Gone Wild commercials. That's when I knew.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It works for the other sex too. If you're a girl and your dick doesn't get hard with the GGW commercials, you know you're into guys.
IamKite ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! And I know exactly what girl got to you the most. You know who I'm talking about. When she lifted her shirt those bad boys just bounced about.
TheGazorpazorpParker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:55:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My best friend and I discovered those commercials together at the ripe ole age of 11. We thought it would be a good idea to write our parents (on paper plates) and explain to them that we know about sex and want them to buy us one of those videos.
In our young minds, it was just crazy enough to work.
Minister_of_truth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similarly, my grandmother rented me national Lampoon's European vacation. In her words "it was pg-13 I wasn't expecting that!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:05:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rookie mistake. parental guidance (pg-13) is for parents. Grandparents need to purchase the gp-13 version.
Rshifty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, that's how I realized I liked girls!
sea_pancake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I used to watch those commercials on repeat inside our blanket fort during sleepovers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BET uncut. Much better.
The_dooster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, Tip Drill.
I was heart broken when that went off air.
zurako1993 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a lesbian and I totally did this as well.... minus the part with having a dick and getting it hard.
Bonerkiin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw one of the rare boys gone wild commercials and that got me gonehard as a young kid. Girls gone wild did too though. Still not sure where I lie on the spectrum.
Berzerk_Unit_Alpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bit older... for me it was the bra section of the Sears catalog.
evil_con_carne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was the ending of The Man show when it had the cheerleaders jumping on trampoline. One of them did the splits mid air and when I saw her underwear I thought " ok, I'm definitely straight. I guess that's one less thing to worry about."
dickpaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
used to jerk it to the man show
Huitzilopostlian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JC Penney's catalog here, lingerie section....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had an HBO subscription when I was around 10 or 11. After midnight was fun time. Although there was some weird shit and a lady with a vagina puppet. I also think I remember Fucking pterridactles but I may be.mixing it up.
msut77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similar, 5 years old. Material girl with Madonna
MiserySnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same but it was skinimax soft core at like midnight with the volume down while everyone was asleep.
Skipster777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol this might be everybody's story
Mitch_from_Boston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who remembers E's Wild On?
That show was like softcore porn to a 10yr old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's old. I was about 4 and would love it when my mom's neighbor would get her titty out to breastfeed.
serbeardless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow. Memory lane right here.
FictionalNameWasTake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This and watching scrambled, unwatchable HBO porn on tv.
jairom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WARNING
This video contains content not suitable for children!
I still have the background music memorized
LabotomyCrisis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I learned I was gay XD
jplevene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My kid was 8 when we were talking about being invisible and he could see girls in the shower. He said it made his tinkey go bigger.
trollin714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God I remember seeing those when I was 7. I used to put my face up against the screen to try and see behind the black square concealers that were on the nudity.
oatmealcookeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you had your tv on mute and your finger on the "back" button on the control and one eye on your door.
ElGringoAlto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, I forgot those ever aired. They don't ever air stuff like that anymore, right? I can't think of any basic cable channel with commercials that have literal nudity, just with pop-ups covering nipples and whatnot.
KennyWells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8, Sears catalogue.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RELEVANT
AscenededNative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it after hours on E! And when that started I looked at every paid programming at night for GGW.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: exact same thing happened to me.
I have a boyfriend now.
jakkii92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used to stay up late to watch those. But I'm a girl so this doesn't really apply to me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're probably gay.
jakkii92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I might be. Hopefully I'm bi. I have the pride flag tattoo on my wrist.
Jamer508 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me to man. Me to.
Bozly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it for the first time at my grandmas house when i was 7. Thats when i learned. Thats when she learned because i didnt know how to react.
ermergerdberbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was a Cher music video
ObliviousIrrelevance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bout the same for me...except it was that fuzzy erotica channel we would get every so often on Cable.
YoungToke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd see them on adult swim.
GeckoRoamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is also how I realized that I'm not entirely straight. It just took me about ten years to realize most nine-year-old girls weren't browsing for those commercials.
StrawberryR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I knew I wasn't entirely straight lol. I'd stay up late at night and switch my TV to Comedy Central and just stare at those gorgeous censored boobs.
Fortunately now I'm old enough to actually watch non-censored boobs. :P
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being a bisexual girl sounds awesome. I'm doomed to be a straight male forever.
StrawberryR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been a straight male so I can't say which is better, but I'm still a virgin and I'm not super attractive, so I'd guess it's about even on levels of awesomeness.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i remember when i would see pretty girls my penis got big and i thought it was like a weird reaction that only happened to me
MegaGecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are my people <3
rathat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember thinking couldn't wait to turn 18 one day and buy them. Ha.
Schwizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh, I member!
jorgendude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man there is one chick in those girls gone wild commercials that had the biggest tits. Best one on GGW by far. I know there's a gif somewhere if someone wants to help a brotha out. Asking for a friend.
Willydangles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck same thing happened to me. I was sleeping over my friends house and we saw it on the TV and we were trying to figure out if we could rewind the tv so we could see it again.
Dolhedew ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a similar experience except I had a friend shove his phone in my face
The_Jenazad ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same
HipHopScientist ยท 9296 points ยท Posted at 14:38:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten, I was coloring across from my friend. I dropped my crayon under the table and went to get it. While under the table I happened to glance upwards. My friend was wearing a skirt that day.
I couldn't see anything good honestly, she was wearing white stockings, but I felt a rush all the same. I didn't know what sexual excitation was but I know I just felt good. I must've dropped my crayon 7 or 8 times that day.
I'm 32 and still remember that moment.
P.S. I told my dad about it later and he advised me to put a mirror in my shoelaces... My dad...
[deleted] ยท 4587 points ยท Posted at 17:10:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, childhood subtlety...
CannedWolfMeat ยท 6574 points ยท Posted at 18:39:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh whoops, oh. I dropped my monster Crayon which I use to draw MAGNUM dongs"
creaturecatzz ยท 597 points ยท Posted at 18:42:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, Frank was the same when he was a wee lad
dancingbeers ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 19:02:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back when he was kicking it with froggy and mackin with the girl who had no lips
Mardybum20 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 23:24:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A PLASTIC BAG FOR A HELMET
dancingbeers ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:47:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You unzipped me!
Chouzetsu ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all coming back!
JashNiel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT OK?!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:06:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONNIE
JashNiel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:49:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU WOULD'VE BEEN THE GOOD ONE
sirius4778 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'YA-UNDUHSTAND
fourayem ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:03:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
her mouth was still very much in play
PinkCigarettes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was always smiling.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her mouth was still very much in play
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
NuclearTurtle ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:48:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't look a day over 12
Think_please ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:38:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suspected Donkey Brains
MyCoolLewis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:21:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It means to have the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature
A_Wizzerd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:52:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frank was a frog when he was a wee lad...
creaturecatzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Implying that sentence couldn't be ribbeted
Celwind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:00:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anne Frank was also had also some issues with floors and crawling when she was a young girl too.
OneEyedMelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got 69 upvotes
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:50:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go download me a hoagie
Mandible_Claw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rip another one! Say something else stupid.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't stop drawing dicks to save my life.
KingJonathan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:40:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/s_Vxgtsdwew
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS
ballsmodels ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to room with a frog kid!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:14:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how at least 1973 other people got the joke.
deliciouslysmug ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:54:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, it is funny without the reference too.
TopKekSkye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/expanddong
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:13:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Top comment 2016
Monkeychimp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From this day forward Magnum Dongs is going to be my rapper name.
2hoodrich4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww shiiiieet he dont look a day over 12
SlingDinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn i really can't remember the last time i laughed out loud at a reddit comment
Dr_Awesome867 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's been drawing dicks?!
adeepermystery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it, I know you're joking, but I just have to say this:
Women are impressed by big penises. It's true.
We are not impressed by anyone telling us how big their penis is. Ever.
Rabid_Chocobo ยท 1051 points ยท Posted at 19:43:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I remember my very first crush was on my first day of Kindergarten. I walked into the room and the teacher asked me where I wanted to sit, and I saw this pretty girl and wide-eyed and loudly said "THERE." I'm now married to this girl...... Jk, she never even liked me.
bobers654 ยท 386 points ยท Posted at 22:35:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you for getting my hopes so goddamn high
drownedmachines ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:08:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not hard to toy with your emotions, is it u/bobers654?
SuperFLEB ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:18:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have hope? In this place?
(C'mon. Nine times out of ten it's either Loch Ness Monster or jumper cables.)
FightingOreo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:41:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, that's not true. When I was just a kid, in about 5th grade, I sat next to this absolutely gorgeous girl, she was studying ballet. Her name was Rebekah. We slowly became friends, we would go to each other's houses and she would practice her ballet. It was great, but eventually she moved away.
6 years later, I found her on facebook and we reconnected. She had pursued her ballet and joined a touring group doing the Nutcracker, and by sheer coincidence, they were doing a show in Melbourne (where I live) in about 2 months, so we agreed to meet up while she was in town.
We did, and we chatted and flirted for a while, before I invited her back to a fairly seedy motel. We got there, and I made her a drink and she finally told me that she was the Loch Ness Monster. I went back home and told my dad, and he beat me with jumper cables. I miss you, Rebekah.
spear117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You played with my emotions. :(
jshaf8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had my first crush in kindergarten as well. He didn't like me back, so I broke his arm. I was even the runt of the class.
Now he's a "my father is a lawyer" doucheroni pony whose Facebook about me says "just your everyday heartthrob."
Thankfully I'm much less barbaric these days, but I regret nothing.
RagerzRangerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u better back the fuck up before u get smacked the fuck up
uncrownedqueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was pretty similar! I walked in the classroom, first day of kindergarten, and saw a pair of hypnotizing eyes on the prettiest face I had ever seen. I started a short-lived revolution in the classroom so I could sit with that boy.
UsuallyInappropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:| :) :D :(
Mouse-Keyboard ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:56:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Implying that adults are subtle
dylonb5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are yoy actually from montana?
drownedmachines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:15 on December 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you ask?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:39 on December 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on December 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snob knob huh?
indigoreality ยท 1001 points ยท Posted at 16:48:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 32 and still dropping my crayons
cheapdvds ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 18:23:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My crayon rises for some reason.
albionbro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crayon Also Rises
disterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...then it turns from Throbbing Red to Liquid White.
mightystu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:01:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the next part of your master plan?
bregottextrasaltat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:17:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashing this crayola box
mrnathanrd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crayon down, doctor. Now is not the time for colouring.
derrickpeterson83 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that comes after nap time
Harmalite_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:50:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have we started the crayon?
mrnathanrd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:54:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. The crayon rises.
A_Wizzerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you.
JFKs_Brains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you telekinetic?
Spacedrake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, the crayon snaps in two.
ejeebs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Byotiful shitpost.
Manlad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:33:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a wonderful euphemism
tetronic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:01:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
worst kindergarten teacher
mistamistatea ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you have a seat..
CombatMagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a teacher?
the308er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a civil engineer?
ZeMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parkinsons?
UpChuck_Banana_Pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And banned from that school
metyuadem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but you're retarded.
pyroSeven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should be on a list.
fratagonia420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not creepy
[deleted] ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 17:05:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Gople ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:02:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one kills jokes like redditors.
titty_twister_9000 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:04:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one kills redditors like Gaston
[deleted] ยท 566 points ยท Posted at 17:12:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh. I remember in middle school realizing I had a foot fetish. The hot girl in my class was wearing open toed high heels and sat right next to me. I also dropped my pencil a few times that day to get a look...
jbarnes222 ยท 363 points ยท Posted at 17:52:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten seems so early to me to have been experiencing sexual arousal. I am not saying it is a bad thing, just that it seems early. I didn't experience sexual arousal from the sight of a woman(boobs on the vampire ladies in the movie van helsing) until I was in 5th grade which for me was 11 years old. This guy experienced it when he was 6? Thats nuts.
ajax6677 ยท 637 points ยท Posted at 18:12:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babies can and will masturbate.
[deleted] ยท 1397 points ยท Posted at 19:11:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Korsola ยท 456 points ยท Posted at 19:20:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked in daycare for years. The number of tiny masturbators is much higher than you'd probably expect. They know it feels good and they have zero sense of shame at that age.
-LEMONGRAB- ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 20:37:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, I'm a piano teacher. At first it used to embarrass me and I wouldn't say anything, just kinda pretended I didn't notice. But now, "Brandon take your hands out of your pockets right now, or I'm going to tape them to your ears."
caninehere ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 21:04:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's be honest - nobody likes Sticky Keys.
BabiesDrivingGoKarts ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 22:39:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At that age (assuming ~8 give or take) you'd have dry orgasms. That is an orgasm without any ejaculate.
Source: been jerking it as long as I can remember.
ASentientBot ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:57:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I've done this as well. First orgasm where there was actually cum.. that was a weird day.
jbarnes222 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:45:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never had one of those. I didnt jerk it for years after my first sexual arousal because of religious guilt. What is it like?
MostUnorthodox ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:31:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terrifying. One day nothing comes out the next you have cleanup. I thought it was pus and my dick was infected. I actually asked my grandmother if something was wrong with me. /Sigh
Monofluorophosphate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:38:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And out comes the second account.
I first found out while in my bed in the dark. My brother's bed was right next to me, so I had to be quiet while it happened. I rub it til that familiar feeling rushes into me and then I feel this wetness in my underwear. I panicked HARD. No pun intended. I lept out of bed and stumbled around for a flashlight thinking I was bleeding out or something godawful. I must have been around 9 or 10 years old.
ryanag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but I laughed at your /Sigh. This is an apology, but also thanks for the laugh!
ASentientBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the same, but without cum.
DerekSavoc ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:18:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when instead of clear liquid white stuff started coming out. Good times.
ASentientBot ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:56:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shift Shift Shift Shift Shift
Gamecool_10 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:22:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So thats why people were so concerned about me having my hands in my pockets all the time back in Elementary school...
Dear god...
Exxmorphing ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:32:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes sense now, doesn't it?
Just how many times were we falsely implicated as child perverts?
striped_frog ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:00:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be hard to tape a kid's pockets to his ears.
LyricalWillow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade teacher....I've used that same statement countless times.
bipnoodooshup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:39:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So thats how the school teacher fetish starts.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha I was wondering how teaching piano puts you at risk of witnessing masturbating babies, but now I get it.
TiGeeeRRR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then how would he play the piano?
unbeliever87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tugs braid aggressively
NSRedditor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:08:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You teach babies how to play piano?
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:11:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comments like these two keep me coming back to Reddit.
That and the porn.
ajax6677 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:37:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully never the twain shall meet.
olegos ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:09:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too late
ajax6677 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sad panda. :'(
Firehed ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:19:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How's being on that list treating you?
NSRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be fooled Timmy. Given the chance, a baby will kill you and everyone you care about.
Necnill ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:43:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Foetuses (sp?) masturbate in the womb, so not necessarily.
Edit: A down vote doesn't make it less true. :/
junkfunk ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:11:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think masturbating because it feels good is different from arousal from the opposite sex. I am sure kids masturbate all the time, but doubt it is as directed.
cactuscat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:31:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not really the same as adults doing it. They have nerve endings and it feels good to them to touch their genitals...but they probably aren't watching hours of porn all night.
ajax6677 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You require porn to have sexual feelings?
jbarnes222 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:47:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you don't see he is saying sexually induced masturbation is different than sensationally based?
Cyntheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Sensation-based masturbation does eventually develop into sexually-induced masturbation though so that's something to consider.
Its not like masturbating to porn feels any better, its just the natural progression of the thing because when we initially start we tend to be so small we dont ecen know about sex. I'm sure if a kid knew about sex at the time they're engaging in sensation-based masturbation it would be become much more sexual in nature, regardless of age. A child could very well be doing it sexually.
I remember a friend of mine offered me to blow me in exchange for me doing the same to him, we were 6-7 at the time. I didn't even know what the damn thing was and didn't even discover (sensory) masturbation until I was 13 and it took me 2 years for it to become anything sexual. Meanwhile that friend of mine is apparently engaging in sexual behavior at 6-7.
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats bizarre.
xenospork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:05:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
mastersword130 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't that the truth, I still have memories when I was in day care in first grade and one of the kids with me there used to rub herself on the rug all the time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been comfortable when babies stare at me and now I'm even less comfortable.
Exxmorphing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, fetuses will. Infants can, but it's more difficult.
Bingoned20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
Malonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From what I've been told I did! There's even a pic of me napping at about 2 or 3 years old with my hands stuffed down my diaper lol.
helloheyhithere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not at the table Carlos
Jdaddy2u ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:31:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 or 6 when I would play "show me yours" with the girl next door. It led to touching, which led to arousal. Forty years later,,,still my favorite game.
grossgirl ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:44:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I started masturbating around that age. I didn't know what I was doing, but I knew it felt great. Thanks, detachable shower head!
RangerRickR ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:44:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My step son at three would be watching TV just start jacking off in the living room in front of people.
jbarnes222 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats hilarious and weird
RangerRickR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:24 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He couldn't divert his attention from the TV, but masturbation needed to happen NOW. I suppose I should add he's on the spectrum.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For many people it isn't exactly arousal as much as aesthetic appreciation, but we are born with our sexualities already in place which is how some parents can know pretty certainly that their kids are gay even before puberty.
But everyone develops at different rates. My husband didn't really start noticing girls until 11 or 12 like you, but I noticed men and women for almost as long as I can remember. Maybe 8?
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:43:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely got boners in preschool, but I can't say I understood it.
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A boner from sexual arousal or a boner just randomly?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I learned to masturbate in preschool, so sexual arousal. However, I don't recall it working quite the same way. I can't remember as much of a direct correlation between visuals and boners like now. I do remember wanting to see up women's skirts though, even though I had no idea why I wanted that. I don't think I even realized I wanted to see more than their underwear or that nakedness was what I was looking for.
Fofolito ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:33:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was incredibly aroused by a short evening news preview about the girls doing that year's new SI swimsuit Edition. I was almost five and I remember clearly how frustrating it was to have such a stong feeling and not knowing what to do about it. I also remember wishing the woman would stop covering themselves with their arms.
420B1scu1ts ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:01:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in kindergarten when I first got an upskirt that changed my life. I was babysat by a family that had two kids my brother and my age. The one my age was a girl I am a boy she had an older brother my brothers age. We all has a sleep over and I saw,my first beavis and butthead show but when we woke up I was first and climbed the bunk bed to wake up my friend. She was wearing a dress and I got to her bunk and called to her when she sat up she moved her legs around and I got a full view of her underwear. That literally changed the dynamic of our relationship irreconcilably.
thisisjesso ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How so? Is there a follow-up to this story?
420B1scu1ts ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:50:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that's like literally my last memory of her. My family moved my mom remarried and we relocated. I know we still hung out and stuff this wasn't the day before I moved or anything but I was like in love with her after that. I'm near 30 and I still remember this like it was yesterday. Like literally changed my life as I knew it.
thisisjesso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! Amazing how such an innocent even like that can change someone or something so drastically. Thank you for sharing your story!
brandnewtothegame ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:09:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if "nuts" means "different from me".
jbarnes222 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not only different but far far different. We are talking 5-6 years of difference of a physiological development.
brandnewtothegame ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Point taken. But while it's one thing to point out the difference, calling those whose experience isn't just like yours as "nuts" seems a little unfair.
People are different. It's like if I ask you how often you, as an adult, like to have sex, and you say "daily", and I say that's nuts because I like it twice a day.
jbarnes222 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:20:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read what I said again. I didn't mean it in a bad way. I said "that's nuts" because it is so very different from the experience that I know. I get to define what is "nuts" for me and apparently a lot of people agreed with me. The person I said it to could not give a shit and probably thinks my experience "is nuts" and I couldn't give a shit if he said it to me.
If you have sex once a year by choice and then I say I have it multiple times a day, you would say thats nuts because for you it is. If someone hit puberty 6 years earlier than someone else that is 'nuts' and considering we are talking about a biological development that is a fine comparison.
brandnewtothegame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ah, language.
No, I wouldn't use "nuts" to describe something I don't understand or a person who is different - even very different - from me. I guess you can define words however you like for yourself, but usually "nuts" means "crazy" and is a derisive term, which is why I called you on it.
And, with respect, I'd like to point out that you seem to be assuming that romantic/sexual attraction doesn't happen until puberty. This may have been the case with you, but it simply is not the case for everyone. The comments in question aren't talking about going through puberty in kindergarten.
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No shit I am not talking about attraction requiring puberty. Since sexual attraction is a biological process, I figured it would be good to pick another biological development to compare it to in order to clarify the point I was making. Apparently it didn't work. You're annoying as fuck.
brandnewtothegame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure I'm not just nuts?
(Sexual attraction is not just a biological process, by the way, but I can see there's little point in trying to continue the discussion.)
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is it if not a biological process?
onuzim ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:32:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess everyone is different. In kindergarten my "girlfriend" and I would sneak kisses behind the teachers back. I peaked alittle early.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a major crush on Ursula Andress in Dr. No and on Halle Berry in Die Another Day. I was four at the time. I also had a major crush on this girl in first grade.
TL;DR: No. It's not too early.
jbarnes222 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crush is different. It is not sexually arousing in the sense which I am referring to. It doesn't give you a boner or make you wanna fuck something. Its weirdly emotional. Unless your definition of a crush is different.
WillCrushYourTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who are you to judge?
iSoReddit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope not too early, was very aware of sexual stuff at age 4/5
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:28:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's less sexual arousal, but an attraction. It really goes straight to "He/She's pretty!", I think. I remember having a crush on a girl in kindergarten. It wasn't a sexual thing, I liked a girl and was attracted to her.
jbarnes222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I had that experience but these other people had sexual experiencez
dupelize ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:02:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I thought a girl was "hot" was in pre-school. Probably age 5 or 6. It maybe somewhat uncommon, but the discussion came up in a class of mine in high school and about 1/4 of the class said that they had a similar experience before 2nd grade.
Obviously that one completely unscientific poll proves that this is normal beyond any doubt.
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm I mustve been a late bloomer then idk. I had crushes on girls before then but nothing sexual like erection inducing.
conquer69 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:00:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I find that so hard to believe. You were never aroused before by boobs until you were 11?
So you didn't know that boobs were "erotic" until that age?
All the comments about boobs and racks, just went over your head?
Bess95 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:44:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a difference between knowing theyre sexualised and actually being aroused by them
disterb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:27:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he was a short 11-year-old, so, yes, boobs and racks just went over his head, you tall, evil, vile, bigoted sizist person you!
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I was 10, I just know I was in 5th grade. Anyways, my mind is atleast equally blown to hear that people got aroused sexually by boobs as young as 5 years old and some even began jerking off shortly after. Makes me feel weird/abnormal. I don't know if I knew boobs were erotic. I don't think I had much of a concept for that. I was brought up in a somewhat religious household so those feelings were somewhat associated with shame so we didn't really talk about it until I got older at which time we weren't really religious anymore. Idk how relevant all this is but I am not making it up at all. I didnt even jerk off until I was like 14.
conquer69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the follow up comment. It kinda makes sense now.
willjack173 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It happened to me to. I found my stepdads playboys when I was 5 or 6 and well...yeah...
xeno211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone is different I suppose. By fourth grade I was jerking it daily
Thighbone_Sid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember wanting to look at boobs when I was like 4
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember clearly being a toddler and loving boobs. My baby sitter was pretty busty and i loved hugging her. I must have been like 3.
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
See my story just posted, in which I had a strong attractive (though can't say sexual) response to the sight of pretty girls at what can't have been older than age 3. I was also definitely masturbating by at least age 4, maybe younger.
In the 4th grade (age 9), there were old magazines in the back of our classroom, for kids to cut pictures out of for art projects, and a friend and I discovered that 'way in the back of the magazines were ads for other magazines, showing thumbnails of the covers of the latest issues, and that some of those were photography magazines, and some of those had nude women on the covers. So we went through and cut out as many nude women photos as we could find. Then I made a storage box out of stiff paper, and we put the pics in there and set the box on a shelf in the back of the classroom. For security against investigation and theft, we labeled the box clearly, "Private Property of [redweasel] and [redweasel's friend], Do Not Open." Of course, the next day when we went looking for it, it was gone, and not long afterward we got a "talking to" from the teacher. I remember my main reaction being fury at the invasion of our clearly-marked private storage.
CousinJeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had my first "sexual experience" in pre-school. Asked a girl if I could touch her vagina and she let me. Wasn't that bold again for another 12 years though
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember getting horny at 3
butthole_blaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it seems really early looking back on it, but when I was in kindergarten...I made myself scarce during nap time ;)
CyanideNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth grade seems kinda late to me, honestly.
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading these comments it appears that way haha
u38cg2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It varies, but I don't think it's unusual. I was certainly having sexual conversations and experiences regularly from ages 5-10 or thereabouts. Ironically, as soon as puberty hit it all came to a shuddering halt.
ownworldman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:03 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also remember kindergarten arousal and fantasies.
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:06:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was this fucking wierd dude at my school who would ask every girl in school t step on a sandwich or other food for him. He creeped out every girl he talked too
wholligan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go search his name to see if he's on the sex offender registry.
I'm just curious. The creepy kid from my grade school made the list.
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will when I get home, I wouldn't be surprised
jdm1891 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 24 hours "Was he a sex offender?"
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:38:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was a sex offender.
Wheynweed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not surprising
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:39:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was a sex offender
wholligan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for coming through, OP!
Bong_of_Oryx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:16:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No prob!
Versatyle07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, he was the teacher.
TheHornyToothbrush ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
PaleozoicPantsPocket ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:11:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are middle schoolers wearing heels?!
bitch_im_a_lion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:25:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in first grade. My super pretty teacher wore sandals and I had no clue why but I really liked seeing her "naked" feet for the first time.
munkalove ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figured out the drop trick in middle school when i saw my asian classmate twirling a mechanical pencil around his fingers like a fuckin baton artist. If this fuckin guy can do it, i can do it. Fast forward a couple weeks and im dropping my pencils all over the damn place trying to twirl this pencil swiftly around my thumb and back into my writing stance. Drop, drop, drop, fuckin drop, drop, fuckin hell people are probably wondering what in the fuck i am trying to accomplish here. Then one day im sitting in my Homeroom class at a table that sits 4. 2 girls on one side, and me and my bro Evan on the other. Ashlynn was this cute girl that was sitting directly across from me. We were footsy animals all year as these were our assigned seats and had developed a little crush for one another. Well, uncoordinated me is sitting there blasting this fuckin pencil from my hand directly onto the floor over and over like a handless monkey trying to pick up an ice cube. At some point the pencil falls into my lap and rolls onto the floor. I scoot back in my , and hunker my chubby, pubescent-ass underneath the table to retrieve my pencil when BAM! Ashlynn is wearing a little knee high dress and im staring into the depths of her undergarments. I was suddenly aroused. But i already knew this feeling for I had no lack of curiosity when the power of AOL Online was at my fingertips. 69, hot girl, sex, girls having sex, tits... Search, click, wowz, click, OMG!, click, WHAT IS THAT! 'looks at own penis' -- 'looks at internet dong' ....uhhh errrmm.... Search: "average penis". ......... ....... Nvm. But looking up Ashlynn's dress was different. I felt a heaviness in my gut. What have I done? Am i some sort of pervert? This is real life, there are consequences munkalove! You cant be a pervert in real life! "But...What color were her panties I asked myself. Blue? Pink? Light or dark? Fuck! I can't even remember what I had just seen two minutes ago! Oh no, she's looking at me. DOES SHE KNOW WHAT I JUST DID?! I eventually grab ahold of whatever sane thoughts I could inside of my sick and twisted boy brain. Okay, I'll drop my pencil one more time and I'll take one more quick and decent peek. Whoops, shitty drop Munkalove. The pencil rolls to the side of the table. I couldn't possibly get a good look now. Like a field mouse running through a wired fence, the possibility of gathering that perfect mind-photograph was escaping me.
It was time to take our weekly spelling test. The teacher asks us to gather a paper and pencil and be ready to begin. I tear a fresh sheet of wide ruled paper from my notebook and begin writing my name in the top right corner. I feel Ashlynn's foot kick mine. OH BABY! I return the favor. Looking down at her paper, I watch her eyes shift towards me and she furnishes a mischievous smirk as if she's just made Santa's naughty list. I lightly tap her knee with the sole of my shoe. The thought of touching her bare skin with my shoe revealed strong evidence that I had no comprehension of what a girl's skin even felt like. I tried once more to reimagine what paradise I had seen under the table just moments ago. "No talking, no cheating, and do your very best!", The teacher exclaimed. Silence fell over the room as the teacher sounded out the first word. Easy peasy, I spell out the first word hastily in order to get back to my perverted thought-escapade. I suddenly feel Ashlynn's foot crawling up my shin. OH BOY! I shove my foot forward in effort to upper cut her calf. My excitement turns fierce, a hardness is developing in-between my fat and youthful thighs but its okay because im sitting down--I have nothing to worry about. Pencil to paper, I skip a line and spell out word number two. Tingly critters crawl over the surface of my skin as I'm ramming my foot into every square inch of Ashlynn's leg. THIS IS AWESOMESAUCE. Uh.. Uh.. UH..AAAACHEW-PHFFFT! Unmistakeable sounds originating from my direction pierced the now insanely thick air and invaded the eardums of 30 unforgiving 6th grade brats. The eyes of my teacher paired with the snickering giggles that were now bestowed upon me were beating the living shit out of any confidence that had rectified between me and another living organism. I had accomplished a comedic feat that I imagine no human had even dared to attempt. I fucking sneezed and farted simultaneously all while fostering a barely fun-size boner grown from the purest ingredients of pre-teen debauchery.
Swashcuckler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the age of short shorts and having a thigh fetish it's pencil drop city
diehellarache ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High heels in middle school? Not to be judgmental but damn I am judging her parents real hard right now
These-Days ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No no, it has to be a crayon!
Etrau3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
j4m13braxh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol what high heels at middle school? No one wears high heels to school in Australia.
returnkey ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What middle school dress code allows for open toed high heels? Bullshit
x86_64Ubuntu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dress code is far less uniform than we would imagine.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mine did, apparently
amsteelee ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:04:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you're a bit creepy...
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:06:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I was 11 years old and didn't realize what I was feeling. Give me a break
Beta_Ace_X ยท 1203 points ยท Posted at 16:37:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is your dad Bill Clinton?
Juicet ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 16:55:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Bill Clinton can't have kids.
westleysnipez ยท 586 points ยท Posted at 17:23:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that all his kids were swallowed whole.
ZiggyIggyK ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 17:49:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So he's like a modern day Cronus?
bpwoods97 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:57:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He swallowed his own kids? How's he gonna explain that one to Hillary?
ZiggyIggyK ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:15:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By showing her the urban dictionary page for snowballing
kemchobadha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wont. Monica will.
UltimateInferno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He should probably be worried...
Coluphid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up Webb Hubbell and his relationship to Hillary.
Then look at a side by side picture of him and Chelsea.
Do the math.
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, it was Monica who swallowed them.
m0rgster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My brain hurts
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if HE ate them ...
Da_Gentle_Gangster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that's Monica
marykayte ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that all his kids were left on a blue dress
PM_ME_UR_GNOMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's hot
triponthis151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With a splash on the dressing
usesdirectquotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the ones on Monica's blouse.
disterb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...even though he has a lot of sax
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:22:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that why Chelsea is so ugly?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.
"yella" or "Pickinniny" also works
asphaltdragon ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... Chelsea?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:39:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary's love child with herself.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Webb Hubble is Chelseas dad
ChickenInASuit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to whackjob 90s conspiracy theorists at least.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:41:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of funny how the same people promoting this idea because "Bill shoots blanks" say that Danney Williams is Bill Clinton's son.
rydan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:07:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can still have kids if you shoot blanks. You are just less likely to have them.
James_Gastovsky ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:17:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to fucking photos
chemtrails250 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:14:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Bill Cosby.
zbeezle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Bill.
And I'm Bill.
snoaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa! We got Jay Leno here making 20 year old jokes!
Beta_Ace_X ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:33:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.. have.. have you been on reddit before?
snoaj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's my first day. Are all jokes a played out circlejerk?
Beta_Ace_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
aerionkay ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:50:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, you heard that wrong.
Bill Clinton cant have kids as sexual partners.
Thatoneguy3273 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yet
Crazzy_person ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:45:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHELSEA?
Zarathustra124 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:45:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My French teacher arranged her classroom's desks in a U shape. The hot girl across from me frequently forgot she was wearing a skirt. I can't remember ten words of French today, but that was easily my favorite class.
thatisahugepileofshi ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 17:20:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude... same...crazy world. Only difference is i dropped pencil and it was first grade. I was all like "oops. There goes the pencil again"
MrMolester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you me?
SanFransicko ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:16:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... I used to drop stuff under the table all the time as a five year old. What's even more cringey is that one of those girls I grew up with is still my friend and likes to remind me of the time we were at her house and I thought if I got up close to the TV, I could look up She-Ra's skirt. Didn't work.
TabooTapeworm ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:19:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Kinder as well. When all the boys would run from the girls screaming ewww cooties!!... I would purposely get caught to have the girls tussle me to the ground and hop on top of me
olegos ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:15:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sneaky dog
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:37:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My realization wasn't the same, but it was around the same age. Because of how strong that realization was, and how young I was, I've never understood when people realize in the mid thirties or something, that they are gay. I could see being denial as a kid. And I can see lying to others, but to not know...? I just don't understand.
*That's not a judgement! I can not understand someone and still not judge them.
CptHaddock ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:14:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you aren't taught about homosexuality or if you are taught it is a sin to be resisted then you might not recognise the feelings for what they are.
You might assume everyone has desires for their friends and are just resisting. Or think that's what close friendship feels like.
There are comments all the time in the gay subs asking how to interpret an emotion someone is feeling. "I date girls but I think of cock sometimes. Am I gay or bi? I can't ask anyone else, this is a throwaway."
veertamizhan ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:26:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I was six, I used to go to sleep thinking of this actress - Madhuri Dixit. I don't know why, it made me happy.
https://www.google.co.in/webhp?site=imghpt#q=madhuri+dixit
hotwifeslutwhore ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:10:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaahhhhh Madhuri, she was hot stuff for sure
veertamizhan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:04:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what do you mean was?
Oncetwice1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what
veertamizhan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that woman is still hot.
Oncetwice1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no argument, I was replying to a different comment on the reddit app and it ended up in this thread.
walterpeck1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd dixit if you know what I mean.
kingeryck ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yea THAT is inconspicuous.
captainsquidshark ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:21:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was young as well. In pre school i used to wear those typical little girl patent leather shoes... well i used to make boys clean them... on their knees... with their spit. funny enough im super submissive.
DILF_MANSERVICE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's super adorable. When I was in kindergarten I used to have fantasies about the girls tying me up and stuff, so I probably would have enjoyed shining ones shoes. Missed connections amirite
captainsquidshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you would think i woulda grown up to be this dominate woman hah but the total opposite!
DILF_MANSERVICE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny you say that, because while I consider myself a switch, I'm a lot more dominate than submissive. Like what even happened to us
olegos ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a good chance you're misremembering that
captainsquidshark ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:45:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
theres not when i got kicked outta the pre-school for making the boys do it. my family brings it up all the time.... theres a good chance you have no idea you what you are talking about.
olegos ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh it's been shown that people's memories are liars, so it's possible, but if your family backs it up then it's probably accurate.
captainsquidshark ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:13:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sorry your life is and has been super boring.
olegos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I say something you don't like, it's wrong, I get it, I retract what I said and you still had to shittalk me? Come on man.
czir1127 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a girl who got kicked out of preschool for forcing little boys into servitude. Wipe her shoes for your insolence.
TearsInRainUK ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:36:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao your dad
HaveSomeChicken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
32? Must've been great two years.
Elfere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pee wee herman is your dad?
mechy84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of this
dimster9908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not like she found my stash of penises in my lunchbox
hosieryadvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's weird. I was 10 when I first notice girls...
darthhitlerIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of a time in kindegarten when i sat across from this really cute girl. I didn't know it at the time but I was obviously sexually attracted to her. I would reach down into my pants and wiggle my dingalong for a bit when the teacher wasn't looking. I didn't know what masturbation was or what sexual attraction was, but looking back, little me knew what was up!
AvoidMySnipes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man, thank you so much for that ridiculous laugh I just had lol. Awesome dad ๐๐
girth_worm_jim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They dont make kindergarten teachers like you anymore.
ruumis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had you dropped soap instead, things would have turned out differently.
Smol_Marshmallow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have had this happen to me. Except I'm on the other end. It is so uncomfortable and painfully obvious, especially when it is in 7th grade.
BigHorseLaForce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm 29 and mine happened the same exact way only we where playing with Legos. Still remember it.
jeep157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This scares me as my son is in kindergarten. I'm not ready for him to grow up.
jefflukey123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explain what your dad said, I didn't get it lol
JaxTheHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still remember the moment you tried to get a good look at a 6 year old's special parts? Dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha This story made me remember something from my childhood. I was VERY young, maybe 4 or 5, and I'd get random boners. Being that young I had no idea what they were and for some god unknown reason I'd freak out and run around pushing it into things, crying, trying to make it go down. I have a vague memory of it happening in the kitchen once, I was humping all the cabinet doors trying to make it go away and my mom, dad and brothers were all laughing at me....jerk off's.
NotThirdReich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad stuffs a big chunk of potato into his mouth.
Phormicidae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Kindergarten there was a girl named Nicole. I didn't know why, but I found her face so pretty I couldn't stop looking at her. One day her friends were teasing her, and one of them ran up to me and said "Nicole thinks your handsome!" Nicole was blushing.
That was as far as Nicole and I went in terms of a relationship, but I felt like a whole new world opened up for me that day.
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your dad seems cool
gordoarturo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow something similar happened to me in kindergarten.
moyno85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like it was yesterday?
...was it yesterday?
GlaDOS-311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly like Rallo in Cleveland Show ...
minaj_a_twat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A teacher at my middle schoolboy fired for mirrors on his shoes and he would sit all girls in the front
MrMolester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, similar stories. Except I was a first grader and drop my pencil.
Reddit_User479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like father, like son...
TaylorWK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it happened when you were 30.
philmoskowitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 40 and have a pair of Nike GoPro sneakiers.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bool_idiot_is_true ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:27:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought most psychologists tend to disagree with Freud's theories?
thecockmeister ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:34:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, hasn't most of his theories been debunked by now.
FuzzyCheddar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:02:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... Sexual attraction to parents is a tough sell.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:41:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea no one takes what Freud said seriously anymore.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I took childhood development like 2 years ago, people don't really use Freud's development theory anymore. It's quaint and it's good for getting you into the basics but it's not accurate or reflective of the current accepted framework of how kids work.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freud's theories on child development have also been widely disregarded
bubblebuddy44 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't I save comments?!?!
XperiMental21 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:54:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can...
bubblebuddy44 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I can't. Tapping the three dots doesn't bring up save anywhere.
creaturecatzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/gallery/g7LvV
Second option down
bubblebuddy44 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/gallery/i6zwf
creaturecatzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's weird :/
the_fredblubby ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:55:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...You can.
It's the button called 'save'.
AgentQ07 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you can in mobile
Grimsqueaker69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:56:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mobile user here...you can
AgentQ07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For comments or posts because I can't find the save button for comments but there is one to save posts
Shivington_III ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:25:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can save either on mobile
Grimsqueaker69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which app are you using? On Reddit is fun, save is an option when you press the three dots beside the up and downvote buttons
amsteelee ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor girl had no clue....kinda disrespectful and definitely would have made me uncomfortable at that age if I was old enough to understand it. I also don't think your dad taught you very good lessons on that front because what he said about the mirror really isn't funny and good advice for a kid.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Reddit. 1800 upvotes for a guy who still thinks about a 5 year old girls panties, and a father who advocates invasion of privacy for sexual gratification.
[deleted] ยท 2377 points ยท Posted at 13:57:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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lutgholein ยท 1011 points ยท Posted at 17:53:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, me too. Oh, some boys like boys and it's called "gay"? Well, I like girls, I must be that other thing.
But then again, thinking back on some of the stuff that used to make me "feel good" as a kid, maybe I'm somewhere on the spectrum.
bearnomadwizard ยท 785 points ยท Posted at 18:31:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you ARE on Reddit.
skine09 ยท 320 points ยท Posted at 18:43:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think GP means the other spectrum.
I_FUCK_DEAD_GIRAFFES ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 18:46:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GP = Gay Poster?
brownstain420 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:34:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GP=Giraffe Penetrator
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:46:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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secretNenteus ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 22:26:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CGP: ??? --> YouTuber
Haizan ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 23:15:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a grey area.
I_FUCK_DEAD_GIRAFFES ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:48:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ayyy
z500 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
HBlight ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:59:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gangplank
xilban ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:05:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold pieces.
mousylion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redundant when OP is already gay.
ASentientBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DGFP = dead giraffe fucking poster
Nightstalker117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I suppose the username checks out.
redditsuckmonkeyfuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is GP the new OP?
cryptiiix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he means gold pieces
TCup20 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The rectum spectrum
GachiGachiFireBall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He sure likes his cable television
PacoTaco321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GP is ultraviolet
TheFlip-Side ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, is it from his cootie shot?
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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AC_Mentor ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:47:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my vaccine I'm going in
olegos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1 tug for more rope, 2 tugs to pull you back up
OnyxMelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if I accidentally don't catch measles?
captaincheeseburger1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold my trigger, I'm going in!
LazorbeamPewPew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take my up vote. Use it for good.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:01:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a girl come up to me last year of high school and she started talking about how I might be gay.
I couldn't understand why the hell she was talking about this stuff because I had no interest in it, why would she say funny stuff like that.
Turns out, she was gay. Not just gay, she's gone raging lesbian now.
nikkitgirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a raging lesbian, I get that, back when I was in denial I convinced myself that some people I knew were gay (that clearly weren't) as a form of projection
CreativelyBland ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:41:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
95 percent of the time I'm straight, but once in a while... if it's been a while since I've wanked, and I have a few beers in me...
lutgholein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:51 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the classic "I'm not gay, but assplay is assplay."
Flyboy142 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean lesbian? I love being a lesbian guy!
zorinlynx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny how being gay isn't even thought a problem until adults teach kids that it is.
We could be a lot more accepting a society if we just shield our kids from hateful concepts!
CrushedGrid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok. Being a lesbian is acceptable too.
Sieg_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a time, when I was a kid, when I used to think that gay was just an insult, I didn't know gay actually exists.
Floydian101 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:37:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the correct answer. You wouldn't know you were "straight" until you understood the concept of homosexuality. Everyone seems to be telling us when they first felt sexual attraction/arousal, which isn't really what the question was.
panicakess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. When I was in high school, a bunch of my friends started dating girls. I didn't see the appeal.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember the exact moment : I was watching the end of a movie where a guy is voted Gay Man of the Year and during his acceptance speech confesses that he's not gay. Parents had to explain what that was.
pbarragan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remmember wacthing a movie and in a scene a gay couple is dacing together and my dad explain to me that there were men who liked other men and they were called "gay".
Aintsley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember thinking...
"People do that...?"
mattcolville ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is wisdom. I think most of us learned which sex(es) we were attracted to at one age, and then some years later some of us discovered that meant "straight" and here were the other options.
edrudathec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the same thing then, but I was wrong.
Ucantalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I thought being gay meant you liked dudes and being a lesbian meant you liked women.
So a straight woman was gay, and a straight man was a lesbian.
mercilessmagic ยท 6949 points ยท Posted at 15:21:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All I know is I'm not gay yet.
BW_Bird ยท 2271 points ยท Posted at 17:14:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a phase you're going through.
withl675 ยท 844 points ยท Posted at 17:48:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a phase, dad. It's who I am!
wonkizzle ยท 321 points ยท Posted at 18:19:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is me now!
Rumntrx ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:34:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is me now!!!
Sincost121 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:00:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gene. Stop it.
drownedmachines ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:12:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is me now!!
JanJonDijonMustard ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:19:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit son, go back to your closet!
darkbreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come on Gene, you say that all the time.
SeductivePillowcase ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:25:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dad... Dad... I'm straight...."
adognameddave ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:53:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slams door, blares the used-taste of ink
GoochMasterFlash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not a phase, its a lifestyle!
amightymapleleaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did NOT raise a little straight boy!
Declanmar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Jay180 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just a phrase they're going through.
disterb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh, trust me, it's totally a man's face that my dick is going through.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you tried not not knowing you're not gay yet?"
FowelBallz ยท 464 points ยท Posted at 17:39:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
chibookie ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 17:47:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denio's ain't just a farmers market/swap meet in California
ComradeRoe ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:17:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeNiro is just an actor.
ExtraSmooth ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:46:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you he's more than just an actor to me
Rahikeru ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's more of an actor than you'll ever be!
columbus8myhw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denali is just a mountain and park.
FuneralFunnyFather ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:35:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey are you in the roseville area too??
redweasel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denial Bros. isn't just a gas station and towing service in the middle of late-1980s Ohio.
Broccolifarter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hella fruits at Denios. The produce kind.
chibookie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The other kind too ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
PerpetuallyFlaccid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denali isn't just a delicious ice cream flavor.
devmedoo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:43:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Egyptian, can confirm. We only yet to have Nile River.
WikiWantsYourPics ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:05:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no I in "denial".
joosier ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:39:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are your feet wet and can you see pyramids? Because you are in denial!
GlennRhys ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:34:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it is
SoulDaddy43 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never is not just a crater on mars
jthanson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And The Nile is not a way of ignoring your problems.
storm-bringer ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:27:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. As far as I know I'm not gay, but I've also never been propositioned by Ryan Gosling.
Tomathus ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:43:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be careful u might catch it
AxeVice ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:51:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
don't fall for this trick guys: https://i.imgur.com/hztWcHm.jpg
happened to me
ebilgenius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck now I'm gay
tapofwhiskey ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:18:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet
Takatalviling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one is gay until you find the right guy
cndpr ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:11:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I'm not gay because I made out with a male friend, he rubbed my dick, and it did nothing for me.
DaBoomNaDaMmDumNaEma ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:21:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just haven't found the right guy yet.
getzdegreez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:22:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Korn username reference?
DaBoomNaDaMmDumNaEma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Correct.
NorthBlizzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, so you made the choice.
Ned_Gutters ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:32:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is perfectly stated.
TheMightyBattleSquid ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:10:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually kept an eye out at times. Like "maybe I'm bi and just don't know it.... hm....! Nope nothing yet"
SuchAudax ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:56:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also came with factory settings, i've yet to see a change.
pedantic_dullard ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, you just find you've been sucked into it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:31:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try harder.
BangdatAnkle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime, I like to think that way.
Maybe I havnt found the one for me to be gay.
CutieMcBooty55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:58:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me, if Anderson Cooper doesn't make me like dudes, nobody ever will.
MisterDarcyType ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:37:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's legit.
ihatethesidebar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight conversion camp
DementedMK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet
Doomdoomkittydoom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing between you and the gay is one good sales pitch!
Deneb_Stargazer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have I mentioned how heterosexual I am today?
GingerGuerrilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sound optimistic.
Tannerdactyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could always be gender-fluid-fluid
dejoblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me either, but my boyfriend is.
Death_in_fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We might say that your heterosexuality has not yet been falsified
Whitey90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet
ColdBeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But 20 bucks is 20 bucks...
figgle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometime gay take time."
ElCerebroDeLaBestia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not with that attitude.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheBrokenEmperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Not-Gay-Yet.
whitey182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always said I would try anything once, just saving gay sex for last incase I like it.
badbarrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight until proven otherwise.
LanguageLimits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beautiful
Suh_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Come over to r/bodybuilding where everyone is gay, even gay people!
metyuadem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't go to prison.
zenoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For real though, never tried with another dude. How would I know?
Maybe sticking it in a man's ass or the other way around feels better than what I think.
anonymonsterss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:08:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either you die straight or live long enough to become gay?
nateasaurusrex ยท 269 points ยท Posted at 16:50:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I rewatched a scene from a movie with boobs in it about 30 times. I was 8
fapcitybish ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:56:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joe Dirt, shit tank scene, "You, show me them boobies!"
Didn't even see the tits but I watched it at least 30 times in a row.
GrandMa5TR ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:20:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding porn was rough back then. Sometimes you'd have to settle for "Implied porn".
PastorWhiskey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:06:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I jerked off to implied porn so much as a kid that it's a actually something that I seek out from time to time for nostalgia.
Wise_Kruppe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:24:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used to watch all the vhs movies with tits in them before my mom got home from work. I knew every movie that had tits and their location in the movie out of our whole collection.
GrandMa5TR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were you smart enough to rewind afterwords?
BMKR ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:36:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fast times at ridgemont high, chick in the pool scene.
PM-Your-Tiny-Tits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That film had a couple good ones.
ryan_503 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Do you remember the movie? Mine was Linda Hamilton in the original Terminator when I was way too young to be watching it.
Edit: OMG "way to young"
ZombieCharltonHeston ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:18:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not op but it was Erika Eleniak popping out of the cake in Under Siege in 1992; I was also 8 years old.
nateasaurusrex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:03:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the movie! I couldn't think of the name, but yep. That's the one.
Imapancakenom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:18:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not OP either but I did it this with Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.
Also with the scene where Eddie Murphy finds that lady in the bedroom.
nateasaurusrex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steven Seagal's Under Siege
tehbig111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic, yo.
dudeman14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:55:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here at age 6. I knew I wanted to see that again and again forever. Tits make everything better
yuvster ยท 4269 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Saw boobs
10/10 would see again
Edit: Now my highest rated comment is about boobs. Would play with boobs again.
pm-me-your-areola ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 23:44:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My brother and I used to take swim lessons at the Y. Even though I was 7, I still had to go through the women's locker room since my mom had to be in the water during my brother's class. This also meant I was in there for a while she did her hair and stuff.
I saw so many boobs. I remember one particular time sitting under a counter, watching this lady, who must have been a DD+, blow drying her hair topless. Apparently I was so transfixed, my mom had to grab me and pull me away.
That memory is seared into my brain forever, and is likely why I have a boob fetish with a penchant for voyeurism to this day
TK-427 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:35:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well...I guess that explains the username
Does it actually work?
pm-me-your-areola ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:15:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Not that well. I've only had a few takers, and one was a dude
Ambralin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about your mom's boobs?
pm-me-your-areola ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:19:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was raised by prudes. She NEVER walked around bare chested, even in her own house.
SacredNinja1 ยท 1529 points ยท Posted at 18:20:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Saw boobs with rice.
11/10 would see again
Edit: my now most top rated comment. Edit2: Can I get some gold with this curry.
GOLDBONDvsBALLZ ยท 1786 points ยท Posted at 19:35:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had rice with no boobs
9/11 will never forget
[deleted] ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 20:04:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9/11 was an inside job.
7/11 was a part-time job.
Running_Is_Life ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 20:49:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5/7 wouldn't recommend
BuffaloRhode ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 21:28:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3/5 wouldn't compromise again
nman68 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1820 would divide the nation again
TheRedTom ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:52:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1776 would commence again
BobisOnlyBob ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:57:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1812 would burn down the whitehouse again
fubo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:15:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1814 would trip again
problast239 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1852 would Uncle Tom's Cabin again
Aksnowmanbro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1776 would revolutionize again
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:32:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 would maga again
Aar3811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2009 would With A Spirit again
IkonikK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this post brought to you by Steve Buscemi.
tooleight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:59:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1854 would bleed again
SassyAssAssassin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5/7 perfect score
Jth20 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you come again!
SputterNutter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your childhood was a part-time job.
burnaftertweeting ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:31:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's spaghetti, never forgetti
AstroWozzi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:54:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaghetti for forgetti your regretti
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be upsetti
SacredNinja1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:30:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The meme that keeps on giving
Sickzaur ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:47:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jet fuel can't burn rice memes
baconaro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:13:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9/11 would bang again
Xisuthrus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:18:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Buscemi did 9/11
Toners-Rodriguez ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:27:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you do fellow kids"
the_warmest_color ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will never forgetti* god bless
antimanscaping ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could upvote your username.
GOLDBONDvsBALLZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's all the upvote I need
Medic_101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd give it a solid 5/7
SlimSlendy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:43:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9/11 never forgetti 100/20 mom's spaghetti
2hoodrich4me ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:58:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harambee was an inside job
ernstsaysno ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:05:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for your suggestion.
Copywrites ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just can't ask for gold.
koolkanadian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck off with that edit.
Dinosaur_Supervisor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One doesn't simply ask for gold.
fourayem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chinese place near me serves rice in little boob shapes. rice as boobs 10/10
SacredNinja1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw boobs and rice in boob shaped bowls.
12/10 would see again.
henryharp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5/7 perfect
adhi- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Delete that edit you mong
Lemonade_IceCold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like Asians too
LadySmuag ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:00:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't...want to go. But I ended up going, 'causeโback me up on this, fellasโonce you've seen one woman naked, you...pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em naked."
-Ron White
yuvster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wise words from a wise man.. Can't disagree with the tater salad
tennistargaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ron Swanson*
olegos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Story?
geoffffff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
80/085
WantMyNameBack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Material list for erection [Straight Male]
-Boobs
efg3q9hrf08e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2/2
TheVikingPrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bpobs are all pretty similar and all, and its fair to say that once you've seen one pair, you wanna see the rest of them!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
real boobies are best I've played with fake boobies they horrible because they like water bombs
Viendictive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DEPLOY SEEING BOOBS FACE
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:56:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/TotallyNotRobots is leaking oil again
WittyLoser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's one of the first things you see after you're born. Good on you for figuring it out so quick!
stone401 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:04:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect 5/7.
Keeves27 ยท 450 points ยท Posted at 17:57:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 and my babysitter who was maybe 25 picked me and I stuck my hand down her shirt grabbed a boob and yelled "BUBBLES!" From that moment on I've been a boob man and I've never looked back
Shantotto11 ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 01:03:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can guess who your favorite Powerpuff Girl is...
etherama1 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 01:35:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blossom, cause she had the best tits?
KuntaStillSingle ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:04:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can say she really blossomed at a young age.
funfwf ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:46:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noice
FightingOreo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Buttercup. She'd be rough as hell and wouldn't put up with any bullshit.
Nintendriat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:39:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similar for me. When I was about six I'm not sure who exactly the girl was but I'm going to guess it was my 20 year old (at the time) cousin's girlfriend. He brought her to my aunt's house and she saw me and instantly picked me up. As soon as she picked me up I squeezed her tit. All I remember after that was my Aunt getting hella pissed at me and me crying
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck was wrong with that babysitter
HaroldTheSpineFucker ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:28:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? What did she do?
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 02:53:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh nevermind. I read "And she stuck my hand down her shirt"
I pictured her grabbing the OP's hand and going "BUBBLES!".
alex_moose ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:47:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read it the exact same way. Didn't realize the mistake until I saw this comment.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know to get Bubbles you have to blow first.
lukeskywalkerscousin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So it's fine for a 4 year old but not me?......
Ft_Worth_Swingers ยท 975 points ยท Posted at 14:20:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There wasn't a moment I realized it, I just sort of assumed. I imagine the realization happens for non-straight folks because of that same assumption?
I've never experienced an attraction to men in a sexual way.
Lots of guy friends I'd do anything for, I've just never had the desire to experiment with them sexually.
I'm not repulsed by it, it's just not there.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 762 points ยท Posted at 14:48:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it does. I kinda asked this satirically because this is usually the first question we get when we come out.
CoffeeAndSwords ยท 282 points ยท Posted at 15:55:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My only answer is "when I watched Captain America: Civil War
[deleted] ยท 402 points ยท Posted at 17:23:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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CoffeeAndSwords ยท 243 points ยท Posted at 17:25:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
As my best friend says: wife goals or life goals?
LiteralMangina ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:19:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I want to be her or do I want to be in her?
CX316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which if you're a guy becomes a REALLY awkward question to ask yourself
twewyer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:28:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was one of those supposed to be life goals?
CoffeeAndSwords ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:41:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. Yes. Sorry
twewyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No worries. That's a pretty good line.
Aiognim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't compute. What does that mean?
pokexchespin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/vgk-lA12FBk
helloitslouis ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gay and trans. It's so weird because I never know if this nice looking dude is #goals or #sexgoals.
MycroftNext ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:34:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life goals vs wife goals. Do I want her, or so I want to be her?
illusionofdelusion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad I'm not the only one to experience this..
x86_64Ubuntu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never ever thought of that.
paulwhite959 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch. I hadn't thought of that (straight guy so no reason for me to) but that sounds rough as hell
ScalpEmNoles4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me
Smileadoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omg thank you for vocalizing this . as a bi woman who sometimes dresses femme and sometimes butch, I feel this way so much.
endospire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My God! That's the perfect word for it!
benkai3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:07:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I don't have that problem :) probably due to internalised feelings though ):
TasteTheirFear3 ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 17:04:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that helicopter scene, dude. Shit went on forever in my mind
DoMeChrisEvans ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I almost needed to leave the theater after that scene...the way he biceped that helicopter back...!! Oh my goodness oh my goodness.
Anothernamelesacount ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 19:45:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, name checks.
PeteKachew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
out.
toesklok_noon ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:20:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sat next to some chick during that scene. Man it sounded like she was sitting on Niagara falls.
DoMeChrisEvans ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did it affect you, though? I've long had a theory that even straight guys fall prey to those arms...
toesklok_noon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:29:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, thing is I'm asexual. So I can't exactly say I'm straight either. I can, however, say that Chris Evans is a very attractive man and that I can respect the time and dedication it takes to get a body like that.
Funky_Ducky ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:44:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a straight male, I got a raging freedom boner at that scene. Was there with a lady friend and I was far more excited than she was.
Anothernamelesacount ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:47:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a straight male, I have to admit that Chris Evans has a great physique. And what's worse, you cant even hate how great he looks, because a), he's fucking Captain America, you cant hate on Cap, and b), he looks like a nice guy all around.
CallMeAladdin ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:02:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, you just know his junk tastes great.
SmokeyTheStonerBear ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:26:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tastes like freedom.
CallMeAladdin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:19:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmm, I love the slimy taste of freedom as it slides down my throat.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:10:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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nothingwasavailable0 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:26:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was soft core porn, hands down. I would watch a whole movie of Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds chopping wood. Remember Amityville Horror? Phew.
MatttheBruinsfan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think past a certain point of hotness attraction can start crossing orientation boundaries. I read about some straight married Marvel Comics employee who ran into Hemsworth in a stairwell and ended up on the phone to his wife having a sexual identity crisis shortly thereafter.
On the flip side, while I've never found a woman desirable, I probably wouldn't say no if Tilda Swinton made the offer.
CoffeeAndSwords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:54 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Tilda Swinton?
AlmightyRuler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun story: I'd heard about that scene on Reddit before I got a chance to watch the film. So when I finally got to view it, I was kind of intrigued to see this most patriotic of biceps. Instead, upon gazing on said muscle, my only thought was "Ya, nice 'ceps, but seriously, how is that not tearing his damn arm off? Just how strong is Captain America anyway???"
Btw, if anyone has an answer to that question, do let me know.
CoffeeAndSwords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:20 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As strong as the plot demands.
ajax6677 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:28:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was so gratuitous I couldn't stop laughing. Definitely enjoyed the view, but so ridiculous.
TryUsingScience ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:09:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciated that they're including utterly gratuitous eye candy for straight women and gay men now. Equality!
kataskopo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:51:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yeah, I had the same thought! Felt kinda nice.
CoffeeAndSwords ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chris Evans wanted to do it shirtless, but couldn't find a plot reason for it.
Sunscorcher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A completely acceptable answer
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy moly the helicopter scene.
dragonbringerx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only straight dude here who had a similar reaction to the Oil Rig scene from Man of Steel...
poeandfinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:52 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard he really wanted to do that scene shirtless for equal opportunity eye candy
illusionofdelusion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Occasionally, a reddit post is shitposty enough to reach the front page yet fully deserving. You sir, cracked it.
Purplekeyboard ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:44:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty funny. You asked the question satirically, feeling that it was a stupid question. And then huge numbers of people answered it in interesting ways, showing you that it's a reasonable question after all.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:59:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that it's a stupid question. But imagine being asked this question by Nearly every person you know and sometimes even acquaintances. It's not as fun the 500th time.
Qvar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:38:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That doesnt make sense and you know it. The satire would be lost on people receiving a question that is asked to them for the first time.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:57:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay people appreciate it
Purplekeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, if the world wants to hear your gay sex stories, it's your duty to tell them.
allygolightlly ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:55:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to answer with a joke about when I realized I was bi. Thought it'd be down voted. Glad to hear this question was satirical lol.
rslogic42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:58:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure most of us knew it was a satirical play on "When did you realize you were gay?" but I like that most of the answers are treating the question as-is.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too! I wasn't trying to pick on straight people. Just turn the tables!
bullshitfree ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:18:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just don't get why people question it. It is what it is. You just KNOW!
I've had a lot of non-straight friends (mostly males) and they always just knew from like 2-3 years old. I once had a friend try and argue that they got dressed in girls clothes as kids and that's what made them gay. It just left me speechless.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:38:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bullshitfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can only speak from my experience. I know a lot (and I've had a lot) of friends that knew they were gay early on. If they noticed later or realized in life that they were. It's not my business.
Funky_Ducky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've dressed in girls clothes many times, but I'm a straight male theater major. Can't deny that the ladies like it when I can empathize with the struggles of female clothing.
bullshitfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right, so that's why my friend's comment threw me off. I didn't get what clothes had to do with it.
Funky_Ducky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya I totally got that. People are dumb.
Mr_Venom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:48:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think, on a dumb social level, people generalise from themselves.
"This was a surprise for me, it must be generally surprising! How the hell did you feel being surprised by this surprising thing?"
plazmablu ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've only met one person like that (that I know of). I asked her how she knew she was straight, and she said that she just knew. Apparently it isn't the same for gay people, according to her. Fucking bigot.
bullshitfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry you had to go through that. I think most of us just know early on what we want/need. I just wish people would get over this bullshit.
I would prefer everyone focused on more important issues.
StarCraft_Tenor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cis guy here with lots of lgbtq friends -- that's exactly what I thought when I saw it. Well played and positively brilliant! Thank you for posting.
duckdelicious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At age 14 I asked my brother what queers ( language at the time) were. He told me and I was just "no way! Why?" It didn't gross me out but I just couldn't figure it all out. I finally decided they laid on the bed with one at the headboard and the other at the footboard and then they just sort of scissored their legs together. At this time in my life, I thought penises were soft and dangly like baby brothers. I thought the girl had to stuff it inside. I was a weird child.
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're getting a lot of really good answers of peoples' sexual awakening. Was this the kind of response you were hoping for?
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:50:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I am happy with it
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh huh
Evlwolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's still interesting to see how different people are though. I've heard of stories of gay people saying they always knew, and then there was this thread on relationships a couple weeks back where a guy who thought he was completely straight decided to go on a date with this cute guy he met on the train, and now thinks he might be bi.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah for sure! That's really interesting. I'm enjoying these answers. It's interesting to have the roles reversed and see straight people thinking about this
pissysissy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get asked when you realized you were gay? That's like asking when you decided to be 5'10.
sharoncousins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah! I knew it! I've always found the "when did you know you were gay?" question completely asinine. You just are whatever you are. Same way I knew I was straight; I never had some sort of awakening. It's just my default setting.
Straight people: stop asking gay people this question. It makes you sound silly.
xande010 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:47:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that was just you, because many people here are answering the question, and they're coming with interesting answers. I certainly didn't always know about it. Think about college, and how many young people try out new things. That's how I discovered I was straight.
It certainly isn't something people "just know". Some people that "just know" later on discover that they had been wrong all the time. It's so freaking common, and I've seen it way too many times. I certainly don't find the question to be stupid. Maybe you think that way because you had a life experience that is different from what others had.
I disagree. I think it makes us better individuals. Talking about sexuality shouldn't be considered a problem. In fact, people should talk about it more.
Kaskar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a more interesting question would be "When did you choose to be straight" A lot of people who are anti-gay say it's a choice rather than a natural occurrence than some people just are gay. So that implies that straight people also choose to be straight.
Qvar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems to me that you shot yourself in the foot.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How so? I wasn't trying to be malicious. Just reverse the roles in a very common question.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... that's because you're in an extreme minority. It's a fair question, but fuck curiosity, let's patronize people instead. You're a douchebag.
FrankReshman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're being mean to a gay person, which makes your point wrong. I hope you learned your lesson about equal rights today. /s
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh straight people have it so hard
TinusTussengas ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:50:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. I can't see what gays see in men or what women see in men. Glad they do.
I can tell when a man is good looking but that is more a rational thing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you into women? I'm guessing because same
TinusTussengas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep women are awesome. Silly things they do can get me turned on. Men can never do that for me.
flicky1991 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:31:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that can easily be the reason why you don't realise you're something else. Took me till I was 24 to realise I was bi because I "just assumed".
Ft_Worth_Swingers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I play with other couples, and I love to see her pleasure / be pleasured by another man.
I've never looked over and thought. "Hmmm, I'd like to do that". Or, "I want to kiss him".
I've never tried it though, so who the hell knows.
GlobalHoboInc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd def say this is the same for me. Men are just hairy square things that I just don't see them as sexually attractive.
Now women, give me tall, short, red, blond, brunette, asian, white, black, WOMEN...
Fiftyhourthief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've let a gay friend or two suck my dick to before, partly to be nice and partly to see if I was gay. I came from stimulation, and can genuinely say I now know I'm not gay. But if any of my guy friends really needed to do it for whatever reason I would let them in a heartbeat. Just not a big deal to me I guess.
Forevernevermore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some fucking reason, everyone I work with loves to play the game, "how much money would it take for you to do (insert gay thing)?". They always think I'm joking when my answer isn't in the millions of dollars or something ridiculous. I always say that I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I don't view sex with a man as being gross or anything to be ashamed of later, just doesn't do it for me. At that point, i just need enough money to not mind the physical discomfort and awkwardness of not being into it.
terradi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much this, except I am female so it's that lack of attraction to specific women. I mean, I think they're pretty and all, but just not interested in sexy times with them.
sleepycharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your comment just reminded me, I've had so many people think I was gay because of how dedicated I am to my friends. My family was never close so my friends are more family to me than my own family is. Because of this, I've had friends sit and talk with me about how protective I can be when they are hurt and how I am always willing to do things. Turns out, it's just my own view on friendship. Most learn but a lot of people think I'm cheating on my boyfriend with my best friend. We joke that we are heterosexual life partners. But yeah, I find a lot of women beautiful but I don't want to touch them without their clothes on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. There were times I tried to consider it but nah, like girls.
The difference I guess is when I see a hot guy, I wanna be him. Not be with him.
DearestYeti ยท 2327 points ยท Posted at 16:13:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every once in a while i ask myself if i might be gay, and im just not into dudes, i can appreciate a handsome man and i jokingly say that Henry Dean Morgan is my gay pass but yeah, about twice a year i mull it over and then say aloud "I don't think im gay" which is always a great conversation starter
inconsonance ยท 788 points ยท Posted at 17:41:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you hope to have sex with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, it will help to get his name right.
JayPet94 ยท 336 points ยท Posted at 18:41:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah he's talking about Jeffrey's twin brother, Henry, who looks the same but with a huge handlebar mustache
Joetato ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:00:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, wouldn't facial hair make him the alternate dimension evil version?
MatttheBruinsfan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:38:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the behind-the-scenes rumors I've heard, the one we already had is the evil version.
mandingalo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Care to elaborate?
MatttheBruinsfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just an angry, disrespectful jackass to anyone he sees as "beneath" him, like crew members on set. I gather he tends to get along well with other on-air talent and the people who sign his checks, though.
viperex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if it's the goatee that joins the mustache
kjata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's goatees specifically, not facial hair in general. So what does that mean for those of us with full beards? Do our evil counterparts sport muttonchops?
k1788 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:50:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, he's hoping Jeffrey Dean Morgan reads this and wants to impress him. Negging win
ejeebs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:54:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yaforgot-my-password ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jay Petrie?
Emperor_of_Alagasia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For whatever reason I exploded in laughter
Boseddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He meant Harry Dean Stanton.
dagaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:20 on December 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assumed he means Harry Morgan.
yakityyakblah ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 19:27:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every bi dude just thought, "Ah yes, I remember that period"
KrippleStix ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:21:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda funny how that worked for me. I moved to a new city and ended up befriending a whole bunch of gay people. I hadn't really even thought of it before. One day after living there for a few months I drunkenly asked a friend out. He declined, which was fine as I was pretty drunk. Next day was like huh, I guess this is a thing. Cool.
EsQuiteMexican ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:01:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am bi, can confirm. I used to really admire the blond guy from High School Musical, until eight years later I realised I wanted to fuck him.
saltedwarlock ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:37:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's funny, cause i'm kinda going through that phase right now because there aren't any attractive guys at my school at all, which makes me question wether there are any attractive guys at all
redditor1101 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 01:53:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I said, "I'm straight but I've never seen an attractive girl in my life." Reddit would be all like, "dude, maybe you're gay." Just sayin.
saltedwarlock ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:14:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's a fair point, honestly.
TatchM ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:11:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, just because you don't find guys attractive doesn't make you gay.
You could also be asexual.
Or have ridiculously high standards.
edrudathec ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are there attractive guys on the internet?
squeel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me help you out.
/r/ladyboners /r/ladybonersgw /r/penis
If none of them do it for you...
cyber__pagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School is literally the worst place on earth to look for a romantic partner. Better to meet people some where neutral and not just because you happen to go to the same crushing institution.
romeoinverona ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bi (or whatever), can confirm. I thought i was probably straight until i found out a guy i know and sort of had a crush on had a crush on me. We have been dating for a few months now.
disterb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...but even bi dudes don't get menarche.
Yesters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:09:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, thought like this for the longest time
TheDarkPanther77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am currently in that period
Giraffeics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sort of in that period. I'm just not fucking sure.
LHoT10820 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:51:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bi, can confirm. I'm now in the awkward spot where I have about 60/40 attraction female/male, but what I look for (personality wise) in an SO has me like 1/99 female/male.
Thankfully my boyfriend of nearly five years is sympathetic.
[deleted] ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 17:52:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, do you mean Jeffrey Dean Morgan, you blasphemer?
CorndogNinja ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:00:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe he meant Harry Dean Stanton
My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:23:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟporque no los dos?
SirTroah ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:56:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I understand. I have 0 problems stating if I think a man is attractive and find it annoying when people automatically think that appreciating a persons attractiveness = you want the penis.
Fortunately some of my friend are the same (well, 2) and we can say whether a guy is attractive without having to reassure our heterosexuality.
Attractive people are attractive, i dont understand why having a dongle or a Vincent Van Go makes a difference.
EndlessMike15 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Hey man how are you?' 'I'm great, how are you?' 'I'm good. I don't think I'm gay'
kidofpride93 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:15:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you jus brightened my day because I thought I was the only person doing this. It's not like an everyday thing but jus something that crosses the mind. It's usually when I hit my seasonal dry spell.... and things look bleak.
brickwall5 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I'm the same. Sometimes people I've just met are a bit confused because if I see a good looking dude I'll mention it. I don't want to fuck them, there are just some super handsome dudes out there. Good for them.
Aayin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a dude I knew, who claimed he kissed a dude once a year to make sure he was still straight.
However, we were both Navy...so...
Fight_Me_Mr_Tusk ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:39:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have this same thing. Like I've legitimately tried thinking about Hunter Parrish butt fucking the god living shit out of me, and honestly with as beautiful as that man is, I just get grossed out by the entire idea from start to finish.
I wonder how gay dudes do it. I just have a mental block about it.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man sometimes I think about Will Smith, laughing and then gently brushing an eyelash off of my cheekbone. When our gaze meets I realize that his smile is a little bit bigger than usual: he slowly walks toward me and grabs me, caressing me in his big arms and cradling me in such as way as to say, its okay, I'll be gentle. Our lips meet, his lips meet my neck and his hands meet my hips. Slowly I can feel his bulge against my back. He takes off my pants and then blows his load in my ass.
And yeah man, that doesn't get me off at all. Gay af. I definitely have a mental block too when I think about it from start to finish.
Fight_Me_Mr_Tusk ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:37:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Right? Like just the thought of getting bukkake'd by Ryan Reynolds, Idris Elba, Channing Tatum and Tom Brady; Daniel Tosh video taping asking if I'm ready for my redemption as hot sticky cum drips down my face, unsure if it's tears of joy, pain, or shame. throbbing dick begging for more either way. Gargling the thick tapioca that has now made its way down my throat..
Just not my thing to think about. Guess I'll always be straight.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:07:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for that.
darkblue217 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither, but I'm not straight.
Fight_Me_Mr_Tusk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit. Am I gay for not wanting 4 hot men blowing loads all over me, treating me like the twink that I am?
darkblue217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:56:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, they say don't knock it till you've tried it - so we'll see what we can do. It's a hell of a cast, but I think we can make it happen.
You're cool with being masked, yeah?...
Fight_Me_Mr_Tusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd probably prefer it honestly. This is all no homo though, right?
darkblue217 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good good. So if you just put on a mask and wait. Absolutely no homo. It's only gay if you're the one doing stuff...
rhaizee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's interesting you chose Hunter Parrish, he is really handsome though.
Fight_Me_Mr_Tusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a man crush on square jawed blonds I suppose. Alexander Skarsgard would probably be my second choice.
Again, totally no homo.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always imagined Hunter Parrish being the bottom.
But either way I think you're probably straight.
Fight_Me_Mr_Tusk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man. And yeah if he were bottom I'd bet he's a power bottom tho.
Feels good being so straight.
youseeit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:22:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BAM! Lucille'd
Staplingdean ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:44:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd let him pound me with his baseball bat ;)
zangent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear God, you just made me think of a repressed memory from high school. Me and a group of friends (all straight) made what was essentially a cult around this video when one of them made us all watch it.
Gay porn, incredibly nsfw but also kind of hilarious
youseeit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just had to click that... I have autoplay off and was laughing so hard at the opening frame that I couldn't bring myself to hit play
PastorWhiskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least one of those boys are gay.
extraflux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe he meant Harry Dean Stanton?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also a heartthrob
Forevernevermore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think we can all agree that some people's attractiveness transcends sexual preference and reason.
therealityofthings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ryan Gosling is my gay pass.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about Henry Dean Stanton?
rawr4me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm straight and my only man crush is on Prince Oberyn.
TheSexiestManAlive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My gay pass is Charlie. Also know as Critikal or Penguinz0. He's a YouTuber and he's hilarious and sexy. Not attracted to any other dudes, but I'd let him take me out on a date.
SasparillaTango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The mopey brother from everyone loves Raymond?
Razzal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ryan Reynolds and/or Hugh Jackman for me. Preferably on costume
goldandguns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do the same thing
ShapeShiftingAku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All fun and games till he beats you with his bat.. The joke is that he will beat you with his penis but it's also a double entendre to when he savagely beat glenn with his bat, im a comedian that way.
MoarSilverware ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could be bi. Just more into girls than guys.
BlackNike98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you any better, I'd choose Jeffrey Dean Morgan as well.
MandMcounter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At first I thought you meant Harry Morgan from MAS*H.
TheSilverPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude literally me, but justin timberlake. That fine motherfucker.
Cptnwalrus ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...if you feel the need to periodically confirm to yourself out loud that your're not gay, well, you might be a little gay.
buttertost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a scale of it?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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buttertost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well damn I was joking but it actually exists!
Cptnwalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I think sexuality is a spectrum. Some people may be all the way on one side or the other, but most are all other the place. I mean look at the Greeks, they were banging dudes left and right before being 'gay' was even a thing. I think that says something about human nature and how much the growth of the concept of masculinity has repressed the desire to experiment with sexuality.
Women can experiment all they like and the general consensus is that its natural, but the second a guy does something gay the majority of people see that as reason to slap the full label on him. It's not as binary as many think.
[deleted] ยท 2986 points ยท Posted at 14:21:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BOOBS
averagebunnies ยท 1357 points ยท Posted at 16:55:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats how i realized im not straight
ruckertopia ยท 864 points ยท Posted at 17:34:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. Everyone loves boobies.
Everyone.
averagebunnies ยท 946 points ยท Posted at 17:40:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i have boobs, i know this.
ruckertopia ยท 440 points ยท Posted at 17:48:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ohhhhh, I get it!
Yay boobies! High five!
kingeryck ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:03:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
\o
types-with_penis ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
imposter
OCLBlackwidow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did it hurt making that text bold? Seems hard in your situation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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SassyAssAssassin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
QUESTIONS IN ITALIC
OCLBlackwidow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If youre sitting yea I do think you should get up
thatvoicewasreal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let people try to tell you it's unusual or something. There's even a convention--well, there was supposed to be one but he got sick and had to call it off.
NSDCars5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the boobies?
KnockMellyKnock ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 19:14:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right? I even like touching and playing with my own. It makes me feel narcissistic. But I love boobs. They're so soft and warm...
Vinven ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:11:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aaand now I have a boner. You see what you did there?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:06:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know every girl plays with their boobs? Just gently squish them around when stressed, squish them together to give yourself cleavage if you're in teh B cup range like meself, just hold them, etc. And omg in the shower when there's soap on them and they're all slippery they are sooo fun to just touch and play with.
KnockMellyKnock ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or if you are well endowed like myself, you squish your boobs together and gather water in the shower and then let it splash to the floor by letting go suddenly. Super fun.
Vinven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:24:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....thanks, that did it for me.
kataskopo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:46:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah boobs. I'm a dude and I wouldn't mind getting boobs, altough I wouldn't get anything done ever again, so I guess it's good I don't have them.
Forkyounot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:25:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it might be time to go on a diet, dude.
averagebunnies ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:27:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you right
Mastercat12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong, there are no girls on the internet.
forgotusernameoften ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proof?
NoCountryForFreeMen ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 18:18:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're going to need to see them, for science!
Th3mavrick ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 17:39:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that's what they're getting at here.
Hypertroph ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:00:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay man here. Boobs are pretty cool. They don't do the same things for me that they do for straight men, but I do know that the world would be a sad place without boobs.
goldilocks22 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:55:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female here. Don't love boobies. Couldn't care less about boobs. If sexuality is a spectrum, I am all the way over on one side.
FelineGodKing ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:00:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im with you there (am a guy though). They just dont do anything for me...
joker38 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor guy.
olegos ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The right side.
Jordaneer ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:13:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://yourshot.nationalgeographic.com/u/ss/fQYSUbVfts-T7pS2VP2wnKyN8wxywmXtY0-FwsgxpCvhc8dOXUgzi5uMcNZX4SW_llqy05Gvk9I6qz8ib-fT/
I do love boobies
RandomRedditorWithNo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:37:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click of the day
ddReaper_666 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:38:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a she
ruckertopia ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:47:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No way, everyone on the internet is male
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Milo told all the women to get off!
thehaarpist ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that group of bunnies is female it would make sense.
Sideways_X ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Psst, I'm pretty sure it's a girl.
PatrickAura ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think it might be a lesbian lol. everyone likes boobs so it only makes sense
kneelmortals ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is known.
With-a-Cactus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:57:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is my brothers belief as to why homosexuality is a choice, because even gay dudes love boobs.
Edit:downvote my brother, I don't believe homosexuality is a choice
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:38:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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With-a-Cactus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:26:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As his brother, you're completely right.
-muse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't love boobs. :)
Bean_Eat_O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A good friend of mine is gay. He might like boobs more than I do.
horcrux777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had boobs I would use them to titty fuck strangers.
durtysox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Handed my rack to a close gay friend. I have boobs on the size scale that they can literally be handed to a person. Looked at him. "Isn't that nice?"
We both waited expectantly for him to have a reaction. Not even "They're so squishy!" Nothing. They meant nothing, they were not a sensation he intended to pursue any further. If anything there was mild social revulsion at being handed more-or-less private parts. There you go folks, a Kinsey 6.
TL;DR: Not everyone loves boobies, and that's okay.
mister_minecraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay male: can confirm. Tits are cool :)
firks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the Style Network there as this fashion show they showed with sheer tops, and i saw it once and watched the Style Network nonstop for weeks hoping to catch a glimpse of boob again. When I did - of course - my dad was in the room.
And that's what made me gay!
Citizen_O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do these count as boobies? If so, this gay man can approve of that.
PassKetchum ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:23:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight women LOVE boobs!
It's a fact.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:18:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
right?? Boobs are the best thing ever and also just female bodies in general so soft and nice...
cattermelon34 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:59:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I'm as gay as the day is long and I can't help looking at boobs.
Social conditioning
Juicebox2012 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 22:11:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Precisely 24 units of gay
Querce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but what if gayness is measured in gay-minutes or gay-seconds? And does he mean 24 hour long day, or does he mean "the sun is up" day? Because that would mean that he gets more gay during the summer.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So if he moved to Alaska/Yukon he could pretty much be straight all winter.
Juicebox2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, the classic Solar powered gay
6382825171919 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
23 hours, 56 minutes, 4 seconds of gay actually
jonasdash ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:44:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you find yourself being extra gay on the summer solstice?
cattermelon34 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my powers are strongest
Makeshiftjoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
amightymapleleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I didn't realise straight friends didnt look at each others' boobies.
DostThowEvenLift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's how I realized I'm a lolicon :(
averagebunnies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
austin?
DostThowEvenLift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes darling, what is it?
lcpl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HELL YA! MORE BOOBS FOR ME! GOOD BLESS YOU!
palordrolap ยท 309 points ยท Posted at 17:00:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't everyone, regardless of gender or preference, like boobs?
I am confused about how someone could not like them. They may not admit it publicly, of course.
Please respond if you do not like boobs, preferably with explanation.
canwenotrn ยท 646 points ยท Posted at 17:22:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there's a difference between liking boobs and being sexually attracted to them. I'm a gay dude, but if a woman has cleavage i can appreciate her boobs in the same way i appreciate a good haircut on a woman - like i'll look and think "hmm, good for her" - or if they're exceptionally huge i'll catch myself staring, but in the same way i would stare any disproportionately large body part. All to say i've never gotten a tingle in my dingle from boobs. A nice chest on a dude tho...
[deleted] ยท 368 points ยท Posted at 17:44:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, this is probably the same way straight guys appreciate Arnold's chest. I don't want to look like that personally, and I'm not sexually attracted to his chest, but I can appreciate he put some serious effort in to achieving it.
hippocratical ยท 222 points ยท Posted at 18:17:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd agree with that. Seeing a ripped dude is very impressive, and I'd surreptitiously stare, but no attraction at all.
To paraphrase u/canwenotrn above: All to say i've never gotten a tingle in my dingle from a nice chest on a dude. Boobs tho...
SweetNeo85 ยท 224 points ยท Posted at 18:44:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Seeing a hot guy is like seeing a hot car. It's beautiful and I want to look at it, but I don't want to put my dick in the tailpipe.
hippocratical ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:53:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Countdown til someone posts that picture of a middle aged guy in lingerie with his dick in a car's tailpipe in 5... 4... 3...
thatvoicewasreal ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:10:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, abort countdown. We don't need to see that again.
hippocratical ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:21:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2...
Rumntrx ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:36:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1 1/2...
hippocratical ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:26:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it Reddit! Do I have to do everything myself?
I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
SPACKlick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click, did not disappoint. Or rather did, but disappointed in exactly the promised way.
Fircoal ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:52:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silly. It's not about putting your dick in the tailpipe, it's about sticking the tailpipe up your butt :D
scriffly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suit yourself.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a bisexual girl reading this thread the concept of not being attracted to a particular gender is baffling to me. Boobs? Awesome. A man's chest? Awesome.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:07:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think of the people in your life you're not attracted to. Then imagine they're all the same gender.
TheBoardsOfCanada ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
What if I get a tingle in my dingle from both a man and a woman chest?!
hippocratical ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:27:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then you have a target rich environment for dingle tingling!
cheers_grills ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's not gay if you want to get Arnold's protein.
doot_doot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This might be the global test for kids who aren't certain of their orientation
artyboi37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok, head over to /r/bodybuilding so you can keep mirin swole dudes in banana hammocks. No homo though
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want to be ripped? Or do you just not want to put the work in?
RunJohnnyRun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too right, amigo.
Arnold had an amazing rack back then.
Chukwuuzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you appreciate if no effort was put into getting large natural boobs?
horcrux777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think anyone aspires to have Arnold's chest. This pic was from 2010 before he hit 70 I can only imagine what his cryptkeepr corpse body looks like now.
http://naturalbodybuildingtips.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/arnold-schwarzenegger-body-nownovember-2010-chamoos-blog-gipkeomr.jpg
sometimesIbroncos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:31:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Arnold was a /fraud/ tbh. Anybody can get Arnold big if you follow a strict training regimen and take HGH + Test. Arnold didn't achieve shit fam.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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cygnenoire ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:04:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Bi woman here, I love boobs but I'm not sexually attracted to them at all.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They are absolutely in the way, all of the time. My husband is obsessed with big boobs and even still we'll be trying to position ourselves during sex and I'll hear him mutter "goddammit" when they aren't cooperating.
I'm jealous of the women who have small, barely there boobs. Sport boobs, look good in everything, bras optional.
palordrolap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:30:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.
I kind of want to edit my comment to say "DAE like boobs sexually or otherwise", but I think it would lose the tone I was going for (even if I'm not sure I completely hit the mark with that).
SuperWeskerSniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would think they'd still have that ingrained sense of familiarity and comfort associated with a mother
Sceneselector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is having a dingle a gay thing?
canwenotrn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes - only gay men have penises
Sceneselector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is a dingle, that is the question
canwenotrn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a penis.
GhostFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe try licking them?
Nightstalker117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wanted that upgraded chest piece with enchantments.
[deleted] ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 17:12:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, see.. I'm a straight woman but I love boobs. I have no desire to have sex with a woman but man oh man, boobs are the best.
OldAssMan ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 17:20:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a wonderful outlook
janiekh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:37:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Word
cake307 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:55:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me next: excel!
SouthpawRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Access?
learnedmylesson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just assumed you were more of an ass man than a boob man given your username.
OldAssMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, it's a miss leading username. Definitely a boob guy.
learnedmylesson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yeah, I figured it was old-ass man, not old ass-man. But then my joke wouldn't have worked!
OldAssMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, fair enough
olegos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, old ass-man
OldAssMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like old-ass man. As in old. Not an ass-man, lol.
olegos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, reddit old or old old?
OldAssMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mid 20's, old at heart :p
qwell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, reddit old then.
jbarnes222 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:45:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get aroused by boobs? Honest question. As a man its not 'liking' as in 'I like her hair' because theyre nice looking, its like 'what the fuck is happening I want to touch them so bad'
[deleted] ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:02:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've met one girl in my time whose boobs rivalled mine. She was busty but not fat, but she was I guess a tad "chubby" (not really, though, but more so than I am). I did find hers attractive but I don't know if I got aroused. She's actually the only girl I've made out with, funnily enough. I've kissed another girl or two but with her I think I wanted to make out. So, maybe they were part of the appeal??
In porn? Yeah, I do exclusively like porn where the girl has big boobs. I find it aesthetically pleasing and I'm not into small boobs. So, I feel like to me it's just about what they look like or how it looks sexually....
palordrolap ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 18:08:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm concerned for your Inbox.
KillerInfection ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:19:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
SuperFrizz1987 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We may be the same person...
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:18:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna make out? Haha just kidding... sorta.
jbarnes222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what youre sayin is that you have big boobs? I have heard girls with big boobs often have a thing for boobs at some point in their life. Thats just anecdotal tho.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol yeah, I do.
I didn't realize it was the norm but I'm not overly surprised, either. Women with really big/nice boobs are pretty comfortable with other boobs I've noticed.
My only friends who don't like going topless in front of me = the flat ones.
jbarnes222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is probably because they are ashamed/jealous. It is like a man taking his underwear off in front of a dude with a huge dick, he isn't going to want to open himself to that comparison.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I've heard this from a couple of them.. a couple others don't really explain it but maybe it's just their own discomfort with their body. I'm pretty comfortable with nudity but I almost never show anyone my body due to social norms etc.
jbarnes222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you aren't embarrassed of having small boobs because you have large boobs. You can't really know what it would be like unless you had small boobs.
ruarisaurusrrex ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:21:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same here, boobs rule!
razumdarsayswhat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
high five Me too.
I appreciate me a good lookin' woman, especially if her boobs are glorious.
No desire to have sex with a chick at all, but I definitely notice a great set of boobs.
mle12189 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amen! Boobs are the best.
SuperFrizz1987 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
Ceiling_cat666 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second this.
[deleted] ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 17:27:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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palordrolap ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At another time of life, I might have responded with genuine horror at this... Instead you get mock horror: "oh no!"
But I've learned that there are things that people who prefer men like about men that don't even register with me at all.
A female friend of mine was all about men's forearms. My response was along the lines of "wat".
In that sense then, I understand how you feel.
[deleted] ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 18:18:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would say over half of chicks dig nice forearms.
MissMarionette ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need me a man that can put an assailant to sleep with a hug.
Titan897 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:25:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, hello.
ThankUforpotsmoking ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:01:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My right forearm is HUGE.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:54:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a chick, I love when a guy has nice forearms. I used to admire and touch my ex's forearms all the time. He didn't get it. shrugs
Qvar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, in the name of all the straight guys of Reddit... What can we do to make our forearms nicer?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, I don't know. I mean, what makes forearms attractive to me is mostly their natural shape, the softness of the skin and how much hair they have. I like the way they are slightly angular, but I don't like overly muscular guys, just enough of a defined shape that it looks masculine. I especially like where it connects with the wrists, if the wrist looks kind of angular. I guess you could use moisturizer to make sure your skin is soft, and do whatever exercises to make sure your muscles are slightly defined but not overly bulky. Super muscular guys are a major turn off for me, but I might be the odd one out.
Bethkulele ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm: married a drummer for his forearms.
SouthpawRage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that is why I've always had a thing for drummers.
lolkidding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that is very true
nopenisman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brb learning to play bass
WittyLoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an ass man, I hope it's the bottom half!
GirlsBeLike ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love me some forearms. The veinier the better.
SATANONITE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DUDE!! my sister is in grade 9. She talks at length with her friends about how attractive men's calves are. She mentions how she likes hair. WHAT.THE.FUCK! All her friends nod along like that shit is normal!
palordrolap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:01:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure I want to know about the preferences of a child in grade 9...
...although objectively speaking, it would seem that it's a fairly normal preference judging by the other comments here.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:21:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell her about /r/forearmporn/ NSFW
Kartafla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:21:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pretty big thing. There's even a sub just for it. r/forearmporn (nothing explicit 99% of the time, mostly just forearms)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a time when I believed boobs were all. All hail the mighty boob. I may have been 13.
_SirMcFluffy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/forearmporn
Ianjohn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why you always roll the sleeves of your button-ups to the elbows, no higher.
MycroftNext ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every woman I know is CRAZY about forearms. It's the first part of Cumberbatch you see in Doctor Strange. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Tulivesi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexy sexy forearms! Glad to know there's others who notice them! I also like nice thighs, man or woman. And never forget the butt! Boobs however, I don't care. Maybe they look good in a nice bra but naked it's just floppy sacks of fat. ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
FauxPastel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey. You dropped a forearm.
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Tulivesi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot!
pm_me_xxxmas_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popeye the sailor was her first crush?
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm notsk skure I wants to asks her the queskon.
... but I doubt it.
andrewthemexican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On my old indoor soccer team, they had a gag about teasing the previous goalie. He had a thing for girls with big calves.
They asked me out of the blue at our post game boozing, and I was like dumbstruck "wat" sort of reaction.
buttertost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice forearms are like nice boobs I think
PassKetchum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty different though...
Boobs (especially nipples) have so many more nerve endings than a forearm.
One of my favorite things is how much my woman likes it when I play with her boobs. You can't necessarily get that same reaction out of a guy by nibbling his forearm.
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm getting that impression.
Ferfrendongles ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight guy checking in. I have had sex with 3 women in my life.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight guy here, I don't understand either.
futuregovworker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just out of the most genuine curiosity, as a guy man, what were your thoughts of having sex with a woman like?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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futuregovworker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thank you so much, you have given me some of the best insight!
SamtheMerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry if this is too personal, but how did you get it up if you weren't attracted to them?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would wager that someone giving you a handjob or something would work whether or not you wanted it to.
hatebeesatecheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck off a gay guy has sex with more women than me :(
I feel the same way as you do though, I don't find boobs... exciting.. it's just boobs... it's a fattened skin thing... with a nipple on it... I don't know... I feel like the only reason it's slightly sexually exciting is because it's always covered, and as a kid you don't know it even looks. But I like many things more.
but I hate BIG BOOBS. Fuck that shit, small boobs, I like them a lot, they are beautiful, and can be arousing but big boobs... are repulsive to me.
alternatescreename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
something about the roundness and the softness. What turns you on about a man's chest?
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good, good. "More for me!"
Hetstaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever registers with you as a gay guy..that's what it is to be straight and see nice boobs. Huge doesn't register with me..they are more like oh gross..fakeys or ..that poor chick. I'm a small to medium boob appreciater :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Hetstaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew that, i'm the same.
Maunikrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh, I also don't know what I find attractive about them... I just know I do...
lanadelstingrey ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:30:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay dude who is indifferent in regards to the boobicles. I can see when a girl has a nice rack, but I just don't care about it. I don't care about her boobs, I don't wanna touch em, I just... Don't care.
caried ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:50:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One day when you aren't gay anymore, you'll understand.
lanadelstingrey ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:28:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... I don't think it works that way...
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As I said to the other guy, I do kind of understand this despite my preference.
Ferfrendongles ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am sorry for your loss.
horcrux777 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:26:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The loss is really all yours. You don't know the pleasure and ecstasy that comes from servicing a big fat uncut peace of man meat, then having said sirloin take your breath away with a fountain of ejaculate. You haven't lived until you pass out from lack of oxygen from being caught up in the moment that you forget to even breath.
OroroLoL ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:16:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really like them. I don't hate them or whatnot, but I definitely feel uncomfortable when they're exposed in particular (such as when I might go to a swimming hole that permits toplessness).
I guess as a gay guy, I just really like lean muscle and any sort of fat is not appealing to me. I don't hate boobs, but I would be perfectly content with never seeing them again my life. I would happily give up my easy access to boob viewage as a gay male to help a straight homie out if that was possible.
I mean, in comparison to the flappy vagina monster, I guess I'd rather see a boob, but it's a lesser of two evils for me.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:54:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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palordrolap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs as a subset of the curves that make up the art that is the female body. I can dig that.
Fits nicely with the non-sexual appreciation other people are talking about here.
-muse ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:13:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would we? What do boobs matter to me as a gay man? They don't even register for me. Countless times I've heard friends say "she's got really big boobs", never ever have I noticed that without them pointing it out, and me explicitly looking at them. Boobs, or women, just don't register to me in any capacity.
palordrolap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few other gay guys have said the same thing. I have learned something today :)
-muse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay! ^
kbaikbaikbai ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:04:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm straight female. Why do I have to like boobs?
What's so good about them? I dont find them attractive, there's nothing there for me to appreciate, I don't want to touch them or look at them.
Why not? Why would I..
palordrolap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But everyone HAS to like boobs. It's required.
I was not entirely serious, but I was interested to see what people who don't like them think.
There's been an interesting mix of responses here.
SSGSSKKx10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:13:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't care for boobs and definitely don't like them big, I'm more into butts and legs.
Don't like them big because I'm constantly afraid of hurting the girl with a hug or something like that, people (regardless of gender) stare and it's annoying, there is a chance the girl is self conscious about them and that's also annoying (is like those boobs control and define every detail of their lives, I feel bad for those kind of girls but at the same time is just exhausting to be in a relationship with them) and I'm not a fan of how clothes fit big boobed women either.
Don't care for boobs overall because while the idea of them was exciting for a long time, once I finally got to touch a big pair of boobs, I realized people overhyped them too much, there's nothing fun you could do with them. Worst part is that when you find a significant other you want to spend the rest of your life with, those god damn boobs might try to kill her in the future.
To hell with boobs, they have added nothing but anxiety, awkwardness, overhyped fantasies and a cancer scare to my life.
Spintekk ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:05:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't like em. Not attracted to them. Don't know where you got that everyone loves boobs.
stinkysteward ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 17:09:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reported
man-of-God-1023 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triggered
Divides-By-Zer0 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 17:13:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backs away slowly, avoiding eye contact.
BucketheadRules ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y-you too
littlemikemac ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:48:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get you, I'm not sure why most lady-loving dudes put boobsabove all else. I still like them, by they aren't even in my top three things I like in a woman.
palordrolap ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:17:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My comment was simultaneously an admission of my own preference, a noting that I've heard that people of all kinds like them as well as a slightly faux-truth sarcastic tone of voice, acknowledging that some people might not like them.
... and so I ask why.
Thank you for your candour.
horrible-person ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha! Yeah, I'm with you, dude. If only they didn't feel like holding a bag of sand, amiright?
3holes2tits1fork ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:27:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That might be cancer.
Obrusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aliens do exist :o
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ok something is wrong with you.
Haha I'm just kidding, we all have different preferences.
but maybe something is wrong with you.
jw88p ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:15:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am gay. They're kind of gross. Like uh. Sacs of fat. I don't like
emmaelf ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:25:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight woman. Agreed. They're just weird and bras cost so much so I have a personal vendetta against them anyway.
Only positive is they can feel good during sex, but I'm not attracted to other people's, they look weird.
palordrolap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. The bra cost thing kind of sucks, and I'm lead to believe, adding
insult to injuryinjury to insult, that it can be a nightmare to find one that fits right.I don't envy women that.
emmaelf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd think with such precise sizing it'd be easy... but no. My bra size has also drastically changed over the last 18 months right as I've had the least money to buy new bras. Great fun. They're so pretty though so I sometimes forgive them.
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I envy your objectivity... not objectification. Never objectification.
Seriously though. It can be tough to have to dig through a layer of Cro-magnon when boobs are in the room.
buttertost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean bags of sand
youseeit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bi man. They're actually like big bags of sand
etoile_fiore ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:38:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a straight women, and I love boobs and think the female body is beautiful. Except vaginas.
palordrolap ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:46:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess we don't choose procreatory partners based on what their bits look like. That means there's a large spectrum of lower genitalia that range from "that thing looks like it'll eat me" to "so neat!" and "gnarled parsnip" to "perfect sausage"...
erm... anyway, yeah, the average person's bits aren't there for aesthetics.
Boobs, tho. They're something else.
dryhumpback ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:12:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly you haven't been looking at the right vaginas
DostThowEvenLift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was fully expecting to observe a downright perfect pussy and you let me down.
MissMarionette ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a bisexual woman, women with very small chests are sexually appealing to me, A cups or basically ironing board sized. I don't know, is that me not liking boobs or liking boobs at the minimum?
palordrolap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To my untrained eye, this looks like a mild correlation between bisexuality and a preference for some level of androgyny... which is not to imply that small-breasted women have unfeminine chests!
MissMarionette ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:19:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what, androgyny in women is a big turn on for me. I can't believe I forgot about that while I was writing that comment, pfft.
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha.
I had a crush on an androgynous girl once, and was very concerned and confused by that at the time (I like to think I'm not so unintentionally narrow minded now). Then she did a yawn and stretch thing.
Oh my. She wasn't so androgynous when she did that.
We hung out a lot that summer :)
DeseretRain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also bisexual and it's the same for me. I like big asses, though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I maintain that we all love boobs because they are traditionally our source of nourishment as infants
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a theory - which I know some people disagree with - that human breasts evolved to resemble buttocks.
A well-proportioned behind is still very popular with many humans as a sexual motivation, and this goes for most mammals.
Once humans started walking upright, mounting from behind wasn't as easy, and those women with something at the front which appealed to men's preference gave rise to the frontal approach.
Eventually that preference became its own thing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liking boobies because of food makes much more sense.
greenpoprock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mostly straight lady. Do not like them. They look weird and I don't like the way they bounce in porn.
The women I think are hot are usually flat chested.
I love legs, though.
diehellarache ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's just nothing interesting about them, they're just fat sacks... And they cause problems. They get in the way and they hurt for no goddamn reason and sometimes they get cancer and kill you. Source: straight woman whose tits hurt
SSJRanulf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They just look awkward and I don't like how they affect cuddling. I'll take a Slim man with a nice chest anyway.
I know it's a meme, but yeah, I'm gay and I don't like boobs.
tuckedfexas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Straight male. I enjoy boobs of all shapes and sizes but they don't do all that much for me in the downstairs department. Now a firm set of buns and subtle stomach definition in the other hand really does me in. I guess you could say I'm an assman
SimsaRims ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I bartended I had more gay men ask to see my boobs than straight men. (Yes, women get asked to show their boobs all the time.)
jaynay1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm straight. I really don't care about boobs. I just don't get the appeal.
Cuddlyaxe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard a couple of conversations between gals who ask "Why do guys even like boobs? They're so saggy and annoying!"
minority but they do exist
ajax6677 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoy checking out the occasional lady with a nice set, but after having my children, I have a whole new appreciation for just how comforting boobs are on a non sexual level. To have a little baby completely attached and just snuggle in with the most peaceful comfort is like seeing magic happen. They don't even have to be nursing, just smooshed right in and perfectly dreaming. It's amazing.
palordrolap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you say they were... mamma-ry?
thisoneistobenaked ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the gay dudes who isn't into boobs, much. Not trying to hate, but they just seem like kind of clownish appendages haphazzardly added to a chick's chest. Pecs on dudes are sexy.
L3xxB0t68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love boobs.. I'm a straight woman, but I don't think I'd pass up an opportunity to have some in my mouth.... Wait what
palordrolap ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:35:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmmm. I'm getting the impression that your Kinsey score might not be 0.
L3xxB0t68 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha just looked this up & I scored a 3.. lol "equally heterosexual & homosexual"
roses269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I'm not a huge fan of boobs. They just look weird to me. I can appreciate when someone's cleavage looks good in a dress but just naked boobs don't do anything for me. For reference I'm a non-binary person who's more masculine but has gigantic tits. Like I can understand why my husband appreciates them but I'm like 'these are just weird even if they are pretty glorious looking'.
palordrolap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human bodies are simultaneously beautiful and weird.
horcrux777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like or dislike boobs. I'm indifferent about boobs, they're literally sacks of fat. I'll take a big brown uncut cock anytime tho.
Kolicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liking something =/= being sexually attracted to that thing.
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. I acknowledged that point elsewhere.
Razgriz01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay dude here. I might be slightly impressed if they're exceptionally well formed (or grossed out if they're really large) but there's no actual attraction involved. Looking at boobs elicits about the same feeling as looking at their ear, or elbow. That is to say, none.
palordrolap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't being entirely serious, but you and a few other gay dudes have made this perfectly clear. For you, boobs hold no lustre.
... for a minute I was going to say that I'd been set straight on the matter. That kind of irony hurts my brain.
emthejedichic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a party in college, when a drunken guy approached me. "I love your boobs!" he wailed, clearly in distress. "Nothing wrong with that," I replied. "But I'm gaaaaaay!" he exclaimed (it was a gay party so I had assumed so from the start). Moral of the story? Even gay guys like boobs.
palordrolap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few gay gents have said elsewhere that they don't have any kind of fascination (TIL, though I already suspected), and your friend there and at least one other gay male commenter have said they do like them.
~shrug~ It's a mixed bag.
cactipus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would think that, biologically, we are wired to love boobies as mammals, let alone as people. It would be advantageous to love them as children since they are a source of food. Maybe that desire never really goes away, but transitions into an appreciation that we tend to generally share, sexual or not.
They're great.
TattooSadness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. I'm gay and boobs weird me the heck out. No offense but they look like saggy monster eyes and they tend to remind me of Rat Fink.
I also had a traumatizing experience related to boobs that might have impacted me... When I was 9 or 10, I walked right into a friend's house instead of knocking first. I went towards his room, but along the way, I passed by his mom's room where she was brushing her sister's hair which wouldn't be weird if they weren't both completely naked!!! The sister was probably 13 or something. It was really bizarre. But I just remember thinking how it felt like the boobs were eyes staring back at me. I screamed and sprinted back to my place and never spoke about it again.
palordrolap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the ...
I would probably have run out of there too. Not sure it would have had any effect on my sexuality, but the WTF is still off the chart.
Hogwartsreject1912 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:28:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay man. Still weirdly like them even though I'm not into women.
Anothernamelesacount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would give gold.
cpMetis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, there are some pretty deceptive man-boobies out there.
mastrspilttr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup boobs! I told my Babysitter I liked her boobs when I was 5. And how they smelled.
horrible-person ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here.
I was eight. I was at friend's house and we were watching Halloween 2 on his brand spankin' new VCR. It got to the hot-tub scene in which there is super quick shot of a busty nurse with her top off and then Micheal Myers comes in, cranks of the heat and boils her to death. This was pre-internet, back when porn was hard to find and a guy could get to 8 or 9 years old without seeing hires close-ups of Jennifer Lawson's butthole unless he was really looking or knew Ken Bone personally.
Anyway, that's probably the first set I got a look at and I freaking loved 'em! I had no idea what in hell I would do with them when I actually got to touch one, but I was hooked and on the lookout for any opportunity to get a look at another set. I considered it a personal gift from God when the most respectable pair in third grade starting growing on the chest of the girl I sat next to in home room. I spent way too much time looking forward to missed button day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I can really appreciate and acknowledge good looking men, but boobs are the shit.
unechartreusesvp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Male muscular boobs? Yeah!
Thunder_Mug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHHHH TAAHHH!
Benvincible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have an ace friend. One time I said " Everyone likes butts... oh, except ace people, I guess."
Then they said, "uh, well..." and then I found out my friend is ace.
Spacepickle89 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:14:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs are the breast!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to throw things into cleavage. Unfortunately, that's their sole appeal for me.
NotObviouslyARobot ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you don't love boobs, you're probably not human or weren't breastfed as a child. Our love of bazookas probably comes from unconscious memories of bonding with mom.
[deleted] ยท 1462 points ยท Posted at 14:11:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 972 points ยท Posted at 16:12:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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imnotacrazyperson ยท 834 points ยท Posted at 16:17:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've made out with a couple girls, had sex with one. I'm just an impulsive person.
Lady_Bread ยท 527 points ยท Posted at 16:30:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
stewietm ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take this upvote you bastard.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:42:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoop, conservation of karma strikes again.
27r27q47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I regret thay I only have one upvote to give, kind gentlesir.
confidentcoconut ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 16:54:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you're not a crazy person
Crazzy_person ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:18:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am
sexy_burrito_party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the exact same, except I'm a dude so I guess that's not as unusual
hotdimsum ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
username doesn't check out. ๐
[deleted] ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 17:09:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Galladinator ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 20:21:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just sexual.
Womenarepeopletoo69 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:16:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And some of us are really bi. I like both and neither gender or its parts grosses me out.
youseeit ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Close to this personally... I'm a bi man and my first couple of sexual experiences were with other boys. For the most part they wound up being completely straight. I think it happened because (1) sexuality is a messy thing and part of finding out who you are is finding out who you aren't, and (2) as a practical matter girls just weren't all that available when we were 11 or 12 years old.
PickledWilly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:22:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did. Got hard for like 30 seconds (just from the excitement i think). 5 minutes in: "Uh this is just boring, I'm not even gay" and walked away. Proceeded to get lost in sheffield for 7 hours until i caught the 9.40 train home with the taste of middle aged penis still in my mouth. Wierd night.
Forevernevermore ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:25:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well young people usually tend to do the "normal" thing first, because they have no other experience to go off of.
tigerjess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:06:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did this too. I was 12, we thought we should experiment, and I was not all that attractive to guys back then. Saw my first dick at 16, and realised what I'd been missing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me. Dated a girl for 2.5 years before I realized I was straight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did.
FourteenOhFive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh, I am curious about homo sex... But I fo-sho don't wanna be the receiver....
Does this mean I am straight?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:36:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm techniquely bi i suppose, but i dont like sex with other dudes. However, i do get romantic feelings, just no thoughts to act on them sexually, as ive had sex with another male and it was unfomfortable to me. Not the exact same, but it happens.
boostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a straight guy who actually had homo sex first, I was an experimental teenager and just desperate to get laid so shrug. Didn't do much for me.
Yabbaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She never said she tried it first, though.
EconomistMagazine ยท 315 points ยท Posted at 17:26:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's strange how this story isn't rare for women but is extremely rare rare men.
Look for the equivalent of "I knew I was straight when I realized getting a dick in my ass just want my cup of tea" and you won't find it here.
MrBojangoUnchained ยท 369 points ยท Posted at 17:57:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The taboo is much stronger for guys.
FleetingRelationship ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:59:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
patriarchy makes lesbians more acceptable.
spacemansplifffff ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:20:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/s?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:27:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, he's completely right.
blueberriesnpancakes ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 01:47:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power of men puts men in a worse position than women. Somehow. I dunno, sounds like inane leftist conspiracy to me.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it sounds wacky, but patriarchy isn't so much 'men have supreme power' it's more 'society upholds men as stronger and smarter' so it's seen as degrading for a man to do things that women do.
blueberriesnpancakes ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 02:29:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sounds wacky because it is wacky because it's a conspiracy theory. Patriarchy literally means "male power". Open a dictionary.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:02:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay friendo
mousylion ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:56:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's the idea that women exist for men's comfort. Watching lesbians can be rather arousing, but, if two men do it, they're somehow more feminine for being with another man. That's what women do. Because femininity is a sign of weakness, gay men are seen as inferior to straight men. In this situation, gay women aren't ideal but at least they're nice to look at when they're going down.
I need a bath after writing that. It's revolting to justify that view.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:59:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe it's just because being gay is seen as weak but lesbianism is seen as strong.
By trying to justify a view you don't understand you'll just end up making stuff up.
mousylion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But the "strong lesbian" stereotype is a modern fabrication. If anything, it's more proof of how rooted these issues are in misogyny. The woman who behaves like a straight man must be "strong," because sexual dimorphism makes men stronger right. Consequently, men who behave like straight women must be "weak," because they're still extrapolating from the same belief stemming from the observation of sexual dimorphism.
Just because you say "gay is seen as weak but lesbianism is seen as strong" doesn't mean you've explained it. By trying to justify a view you don't understand, you'll just end up making stuff up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last part was the point entirely.
shitebelt ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 02:54:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
relax cunt
mousylion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool beans. I'll try that!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:13:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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blueberriesnpancakes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:47:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You severely misunderstand the meaning of the word 'asexual'
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 03:39:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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NewAssholeOntheBlock ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:18:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop downvoting this man. We can be whatever we want and words can be re-purposed and re-defined as any individual sees fit now. It's only fair.
You can decide what gender and sex mean now. You can decide that your dick doesn't make you male. You can decide your vagina doesn't make you a female. I'm a god damn pretty pony and you better accept it and not trigger me!!! And leave brittany alone pls.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 22:57:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're going to claim that, then logically it would follow that gay guys are more acceptable than straight guys, which doesn't seem to be the case in 99% of the world.
dysphere ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:23:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, because straight guys aren't into guys banging each other, but they are into girls banging each other, more of the gender they do enjoy.
theholyraptor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:54:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I think the way our society sexualizes women versus men it makes it more acceptable and desireable for women to experiment with women whereas men typically find thought of sex with other man more repulsive. Meanwhile society revels in the sexiness of the female form to an explicit degree and publicly in your face everywhere.
battled ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:21:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also might be due to us not having any natural wants to put stuff in out butt.
fishmoth ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like sexuality is just innately more rigid (heh) with men and more flexible with women. I don't think we can blame this one on society.
planx_constant ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:26:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you explain ancient Greece?
Dwaasbaasje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know we don't talk about ancient Greece
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:21:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is a cultural thing pushed on us. We're taught to see men as more of a utility and women as an aesthetic object. There's plenty about the male body that is inherently beautiful.
MrBojangoUnchained ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can see where you're coming from, but I disagree and think the male body is attractive. I'm sure people definitely share that opinion.
I also think part of the idea that female bodies are automatically for being pretty while male ones are just there because, is a societal convention to a degree. You see attractive women being used to push merchandise/films/games/music but far less so with women. Although that is slowly changing somewhat.
dannymason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're literally just plagiarizing a scene from Seinfeld.
idontevenarse ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 00:17:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not taboo. For a straight dude 2 guys going at it is pretty fucking disgusting. Like physically repulsive. I don't need to try it out to know.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:10:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you mean like two sweaty, hairy dudes just going at it? Like, one dude's balls just slapping wetly against the other dude's taint as he slides his rock hard dick in and out and in and out and in and out of the other dude's tight brown eye? Dragging butthole hairs coated in santorum back and forth? Maybe one is moaning a little bit while the other one grunts softly into his ear? Is that what repulses you?
CaptainKnoedel ยท 146 points ยท Posted at 18:01:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being gay is just seen as "worse" as being lesbian (i.e. "gay" is a curse word).
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 21:36:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty lesbian
pokemaugn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:30:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Using lesbian as an insult sounds really silly
akm-scout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but still funny
pokemaugn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up you lesbian
slothalot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:09:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triggered
FightingOreo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:44:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in lesbians with you.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:14:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyke is a curse word too, though.
akm-scout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I kind of see it used the same way "Lesbian" would be used just derogatory.
Like someone may see someone dressed a certain way and say "check out that dyke"
But I don't think people stub their toe on a table and say "this dyke fucking table!"
Unless they do where you are from
smellen-melon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:42:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it's a curse word, as in it wouldn't be swearing, but it is an insult
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CaptainKnoedel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it's not as common in every language.
GuildedCasket ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 18:16:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, the more young and liberal the circle, the more open men are to admitting experimentation. I know almost as many bi-curious men as I do women.
much_longer_username ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's one of those things where the internet enables it. Like, I wouldn't go meet with up with some total rando but if I can go out to the the internet and say 'hey this is what I want to try' someone will want to try it with me and we can talk and establish a bit of a rapport... I dunno, I experimented and I don't think I would have without the internet.
So there's that.
TheManStache ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:55:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some times you have to suck a dick to realise you don't like sucking dick."
What_Teemo_Says ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:07:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Here and here. Posting history states male, in the dicksucking one. That took all of 10 seconds as they were both higher up than the parent comment of this chain. These stories literally pop up every single time there's a thread like this.
Also having read on: Here and here. Yay for baseless claims generating karma.
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll throw in: When in college, I seriously considered that I might be bisexual for a while. Not for any real reason, just as an intellectual exercise.
After sucking dick a few times, and getting my dick sucked by guys a few times, I decided that fucking other dudes just wasn't my bag.
KKona23456 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well from what I figure, if you're a woman and you want to try fooling around with another woman it's not that big of a deal. You just rub on each other and make out and stuff, and if you aren't that into it, it's whatever.
But I mean... taking a dick in the butt... that's not really something you just try "for the heck of it".
tumericjesus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you honestly think that's all lesbians do?
KKona23456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well what I'm trying to say is there's no lesbian equivalent of taking a dick in the ass. I mean, what's the "gayest" thing a lesbian can do, lick a vagina?
apoohcalypse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did.
boostman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually my experience.
endospire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You say that. Im gay and my first 2 sexual experiences were with straight guys. There was another in adulthood too. I agree it's rare but maybe it happens more frequently than guys admit (or I was just a really lucky 16yo)
Yabbaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you kind of do.
Davin900 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:48:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There has been some actual research showing that most women are at least aroused by both men and women (regardless of their sexual identity) whereas the same is not true for most men.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:14:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I could never even go close to a vagina. I think this is another reason why I know I'm straight.
Bradyhaha ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:00:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have a vagina.
hombre_zorro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:57:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The vagina is coming from inside the house!
Bradyhaha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have a spooky vagina underneath you.
hombre_zorro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A vagina calls.
ispokemonoutyet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:15:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hmm... kinda like this for me. Though I suppose its closer to me disliking having one. idk i just think dicks are cooler. I also like tits. vaginas are weird tho.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ispokemonoutyet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i guess. It takes something special to leak blood for a week every month or so and not die.
pokemaugn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:31:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hate this phrase. Only ever heard it irl from sexist dicks who were explaining why women were evil and inferior
thatvoicewasreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get this. I'm fond of them as a straight man but I can definitely understand why many straight women draw the line there (like my wife, who is mildly bi-curious but not that curious).
I think they are beautiful, glorious things, but then I feel the same about oysters.
Pixiefoxcreature ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was bi, but realised after my first GF that I'm actually more toward the straight end of the spectrum. Prior to this, I had had a couple of drunken girly hookups and a few innocent crushes, nothing significant, so I really didn't know.
The relationship was good, I definitely had feelings for her, the sex was fine.. I just didn't have the same libido as I've had with men, I didn't get as turned on, I didn't enjoy sex the same way. It was of course very hard and I felt really bad and didn't want to hurt her, but I broke things off shortly after realising. She deserved better.
phoenyx1980 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much, same.
egus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha. this makes me want to cry. found myself in a threesome with a stripper and a friend and my friend lost her shit, broke down crying and said she likes dick and we had to leave shortly there after. i didnt get to nut or anything. damn it.
pokemaugn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT TOUCHED ME OH MY GOD IT TOUCHED ME" sobbing
reasonable-quagmire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denialist username checks out.
Wherearemylegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a straight man who loves sex but dislikes vaginas. What exactly is gross about them to you?
SolarEnigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a lesbian friend at school who told me she felt the opposite.
pokemaugn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, they're just so kissable
gouge2893 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8
TheManStache ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:54:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean I'm a straight man and I agree, vagina IS gross. But holy fuck boobs..
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:15:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ZOR33L ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:29:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it makes no sense that a monkey like you could type and have a Reddit account.
rootedoak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:31:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Racist
RomanCessna ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:06:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You dont sound like Rob at ALL.
jimlas2016 ยท 633 points ยท Posted at 14:20:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw a Tit.
Amberhawke6242 ยท 1529 points ยท Posted at 16:04:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean birds are cool and all, but what do they have to do with your sexuality?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 16:08:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, the ornithologist in me laughed. Take my upvote!
robocroque ยท 497 points ยท Posted at 16:38:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you often have ornithologists in you?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 180 points ยท Posted at 16:51:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once a year during the Audubon bird count. I have to do my part for them doing theirs.
Johnny90 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:27:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wanna see my ivory-billed woodpecker?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 20:35:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Binoculars are often deceptive. I fear the observed specimen may be MUCH smaller than the view implies.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:26:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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kjata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They'll be picking parts of him out of the rafters for days.
rswalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:57 on November 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes :)
paulwhite959 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually tried to help with that but I quickly realized I am awful at birds (and fish). Herps? Easy peasy. Mammals? I can get you at least a genus, even on rodents. Birds? Oh hell no
boyden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I imagine him/her having sex with an ornithologist whilst the ornithologist was reading Reddit and laughs about that remark.
Lohikaarme27 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. She's a hornithologist. I'll see myself out ๐.
ShamelessDistraction ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If she's straight, or he's gay, then yeah hopefully.
Thesuperpotato2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:14:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hornithologist?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YASS!!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:46:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/jimlas2016 is actually an alt for u/fuckswithducks
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm very similar to him. I guess it's just the way the bird flaps around.
For my, it was a blue-footed booby.
spaceklods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assume you got "Bees" in sex ed back in high school.
thane321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birds are closely linked with sex, bees too, apparently.
KeenanSteel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the thing, I identify as a bird.
pyewacketcg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh willow, tit willow, tit willow!
YourmomgoestocolIege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's into birds, that's what. Doesn't make him gay.
LegendOfPublo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are some Great Tits!
ZXLXXXI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean when it provided half of all your food?
mitch13815 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only one? Those usually come packaged in pairs of two.
disterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...and was it truly for tat?
PositiveAlcoholTaxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a great tit?
SecretlyVegan ยท 392 points ยท Posted at 14:42:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underwear scene in Alien.
RainingFireInTheSky ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 17:02:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This is the third reference I've seen on here that was also an "ah ha" moment for me. Every boy seems to have had their coming of age moments to the same 30 second clips!
rick2g ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:47:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen any Phoebe Cates posts yet. They've gotta be here somewhere.
Finland_is_real ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WriterDavidChristian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:24:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs jiggling on a camel in The Mummy. Wet see through shirt in Big Trouble In Little China. Salma Hayak dancing in Dogma. Catherine Zeta Jones in a corset in The Haunting.
A DOZEN NAKED JOGGING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN MONTY PYTHONS MEANING OF LIFE.
Forgot about that last one until just now and the memory hit me like a ton of bricks.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dont forget the drawing scene in titanic!
BeardedForHerPleasur ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:14:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was mine. Kate Winslet was my first.
homer1948 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:20:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about when bugs bunny dressed up as a girl.
PrettySureIParty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:45:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Garth?
HIV4U ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:59:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got bush!
kaszeljezusa ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:06:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it wad salma hayek in from dusk till down. Also i discovered i have a foot fetish. Same scene
jbarnes222 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never saw that movie until I was much older, but I can't imagine how mind blowing it was to experience your first sexual arousal to that. I mean that because she has a ridiculous rack and my awakening was to a more regular set and it was still quite an experience.
AlmightyRuler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then...vampires.
Come to think of it, I suspect that's how straight male goths are created.
bugphotoguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:37:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I'm watching that right now. Those tiny white panties are amazing.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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pact1558 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I recommend it. Watched in for the first time 2-3 years ago and it really held up!
6382825171919 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch the directors cut, its so much better.
castiglione_99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underwear scene in Alien, except I didn't see the movie (I've seen it since then); I "saw" the scene in a Photonovel of the movie.
[deleted] ยท 546 points ยท Posted at 15:32:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom had a lady over for coffee. She was wearing leather pant.
Cornettocone ยท 1847 points ยท Posted at 17:14:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A single pant
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:32:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Typo or tight skirt? Now I'm not so sure anymore.
properposhguy ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:13:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She made him pant.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then something happened in my pants...
RadarLakeKosh ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:26:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My pant*
goldnsteel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:50:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pilko pump pant
V__ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't stick, quality zip
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:58:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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properposhguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She wasn't wearing pant.
Ferfrendongles ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:54:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God women wearing pant turn me on so hard, though I prefer denim to leather, personally.
Astrozal ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:55:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUN FACT PANTS ARE CALLED PANTS BECAUSE IN YE OLDE TIMES PEOPLES UNDERPANTS HAD LOOPS THAT YOU WOULD TIE THE WAS OF YOUR OUTERPANTS HENC A PAIR OF PANTS BUT AS CLOTHING EVOLVED UNDERPANTS LOST THE LOOP AND BECAME UNDERWEAR AND PANTS STAYED AS A PAIR OF PANTS COOL RIGHT
StingsLikeBitch ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 00:40:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
That's awesome to know but could you please not yell me?
Edit: damn it if I put that "at" back then that other comment won't make sense. Well just know I acknowledge the mistake and wish it to be corrected but to do so is against the greater good.
Astrozal ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:51:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SORRY
barbarojo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:49:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No.
ME!
drownedmachines ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm intrigued and confused
Astrozal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:30:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10 years old, finally got Super Smash Bros. Brawl and wanted to goggle a picture to print out for my birthday party invitations. I use the acronym in the google and went to images, found out that ssbbw was a thing and that is was a huge turn on. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Wetbandit4life ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:08:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. How many pants are you wearing?
pm_me_xxxmas_pics ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:12:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are rather rare. They mostly travel in pairs, but may be this particular pant lost its partner to some horrific tragedy. It doesn't really want to talk about it. Too soon.
Claw_of_Shame ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:45:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The elusive solitary pant
ImperialSympathizer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what made it so hot.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was panting over her pant.
Hargemouch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:19:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What does one pant look like?
u38cg2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he was panting.
amightymapleleaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just pissed my pant
Bragendesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explains a lot.
Sexy_sharaabi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just the one
MyNSFWside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pant pant
There you go, a pair of pants.
skidude9678 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:35:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
apology for poor english
where were you when learn is straight?
i was sat at home when see leather pant lady
"am gay?"
"no"
PM_ME_UR_LABIA_GIRL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:24:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So she was an amputee? You dog, you...
sirius4778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They amputated her whole body of her pant
gwarnx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pant-era
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:41:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
English is hard. The other lady was wearing the pants.
londonsorcery ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:42:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol your English was fine, it's part of the language that sentences like yours can be interpreted in two different ways
seanf999 ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 16:03:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was always 80/90% sure but I never could be certain. Then I had sex with the opposite sex and I was just left thinking 'yep boobs it is, gotta love em'.
PMMEPICSOFSALAD ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:11:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah dude boobs are sweet
rhaizee ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:19:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
some dudes do have some nice pecs...
seanf999 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:05:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But they just don't jiggle.. and if they do then the rest of them does too but I need balance.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 4382 points ยท Posted at 14:17:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
19 y/o. After sleeping with a member of the same sex. I laid there with her afterward, thinking "...this was NICE, but it's nothing compared to a dick in my ass."
nsfwrhymes ยท 4662 points ยท Posted at 16:56:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The day that I realized I was a straight gal
I'd just fooled around with a same-gender pal.
The wisdom I found that day just can't be bought;
As I lay there afterward, here's what I thought:
"Sure, I had some fun in my bed with that lass
But it's nothing compared to a dick in my ass."
Poem_for_your_sprog ยท 4689 points ยท Posted at 17:43:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The finest, fairest things in life
Are few and far between -
Adrift and lost in strain and strife,
Or tossed aside, I mean.
It pays to pay your due regard
For acts that bring you bliss -
To live, my friend, and not discard
The wonders such as this!
So make your play, and plan your ploy,
And never choose to pass -
Be true, be you, and just enjoy
The dick inside your ass.
fweng ยท 1631 points ยท Posted at 18:47:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
These poems are quite wonderful
Though both are done in jest
They add more class and dignity
Than the subject would suggest
But pronunciation troubles me
And makes it all a farce:
That dick we're waxing lyrical
Should be stuffed inside an "arse"
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 661 points ยท Posted at 20:08:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These poems are great and all, but why is it that only Sprog pays close attention to rhythm and cadence?
Frank_Hampton ยท 460 points ยท Posted at 20:29:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprisingly difficult. Which is why his are so good.
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 2381 points ยท Posted at 20:43:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not that hard
As you can see
Don't add the words
That you don't need
Just keep it sharp
And keep it dense
'Cause added words
Will fuck up the cadence.
barkfoot ยท 355 points ยท Posted at 21:37:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love and hate you equal amounts right now
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 21:42:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that way about myself too. At least you get to log off.
paulwhite959 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:02:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last time I really tried to log off from myself I wound up in a psych ward
TheHornyToothbrush ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:30:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did I think log off was euphemism for masturbate.
Sir_Lith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out. We feel you, bro.
danzey12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wait, you did that bit on purpose, haha clever, I was about call it.
Wherearemylegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. Remove up and it's good again
Son_Of_The_Empire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
proweller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
ejeebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too, thanks
pleasegetoffmycase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
love your user name.
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey thank you! :)
barkfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/sconely/ fixed it
It's not that hard
As you can see
Don't add the words
That you don't need
Just keep it sharp
And keep it dense
'Cause added words
Fuck up cadence
Sconely ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:52:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reread it as:
Then close the thread and never come back.
[deleted] ยท 559 points ยท Posted at 20:46:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like running into a brick wall.
Elder_the_Cato ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:21:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know somebody that legitimately did that once. He was from Africa, and had a lot of his friends. One day he marched onto my frony yard.
But the mountains had destroyed their seige weapons, and so they had to sit outside our gates for 14 years.
Fuck Carthage. They must be destroyed.
Danigickle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:36:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What
Yishae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look at his name.
Danigickle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't... uhh
Yishae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cato the Elder was a Roman statesman. The short story is whenever he would give speeches, no matter what the topic was, he would always end them with the phrase: Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam... which means something like "and furthermore I believe that Carthage should be destroyed." You can learn more in depth about it (here)[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carthago_delenda_est] if you're interested for the full details.
KlassikKiller ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:04:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eye twitches
might_be_myself ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:15:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This should be in learning material for arts majors.
b95csf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:58:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like taking a spill off the sweetest ramp you've ever grinded
BDMayhem ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:12:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
To keep a measured meter isn't
quite that hard to do,
And common measure is a breeze
when keeping scansion true.
The skipping, singing quality
of four feet, then of three,
the iambs that we oft so hear
in Shakespeare's prosody.
They come together quite with ease
and music to the ears.
Creative Writing was my goal
in college for four years.
So now I'm teaching Reddit all
some basic poetry.
The saddest thing is it's all I
can do with my degree.
Phlecks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:16:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a work of art
Elder_the_Cato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course it's hard,
Like a sweaty bard
Making love to a maiden.
Words on purpose,
Cadence superfluous,
Some of us just need a rest.
We try our best,
Finish our quest,
Despite our burdens laden.
All will be dead.
No water. No bread.
Carthago delenda est.
NonaSuomi282 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:03:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I appreciate your dedication to your craft, but what the fuck is up with that rhyme scheme? AABCCDEEBFFD? Where on god's green earth did you come up with that?
AdilB101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck. Anyways, this thread is gold
I_Am_Jacks_Scrotum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:02:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ow.
ski843 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:24:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that you Jean Ralphio?
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:55:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved this. Hilarious. I wish I was Jean Ralphio
hacksilver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You beautiful bastard.
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not so bad yourself.
PeteKachew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as a Rick-rap. Magnificent
Invisibleufo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that rick and morty reference tho
SenorWeird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold, Jerry. Gold.
ThePointMan117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*eye twitch
FightingOreo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:45:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love a poem
I really do
But Jesus Christ
Do I love you.
suspendersarecool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean there's far more to poetry than just rhythm and cadence though. Yes Sprog is good at those two things especially but that's because they're trying to, but there aren't actually any rules to poetry. There is no such thing as an objectively better poem, because art in itself is subjective, and poems are just the art of words.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His*. Sprog is a dude. He did an AMA.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well this article says he's a male post-grad student. He also say he is "in fact... a male" during his AMA. He did add an "or am I?" but I can't imagine a woman would've phrased it like that.
Not that it matters, but there is nothing that suggests Sprog is a woman.
Edit: Derp. Link added.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[which article?]
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bahhh thanks.
Jacob_Nuly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or is he?
Womengineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her* poems :)
Standingonachair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hers
WubbaLubbaDubStep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His*. Sprog is a dude. He did an AMA.
Standingonachair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm willing to admit I'm wrong I could have sworn in the same ama I read OT was her.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:03:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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nsfwrhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a drawback to use a poetic meter that's "a lot less common" than another? Some of us prefer the road less taken.
But if you want, I could go all iambic pentameter on his ass. :-)
HBlight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably an actual poet who cares about these things.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliantly so I might add.
9999monkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cuz he' a fucking genius
EiB_LT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fweng's was also done in rhythm though
payperplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly I found for once the guy fweng had an easier to follow rythym than sprog which is super fucking rare. Like it's never happened before.
SenorWeird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want a book of Sprog. Like brief set-ups for context and then poem. One per page.
I also liked the person who suggested the other day that shitty should paint some of the poems.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:58:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
A tongue in my pussy?
No! A dick in my poo!
Kanye_To_The ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
POEM-OFF
RandomMandarin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all feel fairly farcical on matters intra-arsical
Though some are penetrated, and others, breath all bated
Prefer to venture into flesh, their members gorged with sin, enmeshed
Or strapped in some elastic belt, to drive a steed of plastic, felt,
Into a wiggling, willing wain, or lady, loins like sweet champagne
Exciting one another's lust, nor any impulse smother, just
For in an endless universe we find each other, not perverse
But joined in sacred ecstasy, for all of life's a fantasy
For why should we exist at all, unless it is to have a ball.
Lilscribby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this to the tune of Modern Major General?
RandomMandarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooh didn't think of that. Maybe.
Lilscribby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It works except the second line.
RandomMandarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I agree.
Deizel1219 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Battle rhyme poems
Go
Phlecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A woman with wonderful class,
Decided to try with a lass.
After some little deaths,
She said in a breath,
"It's not like a dick in the ass."
Cuddlyaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
many poems here, poem battle pls
FatFreddysCoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A big fat dick inside her arse was all she really sought: she loved the lessons 'bout being straight that only big dicks taught.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rhymes r gay So r poems Ima sit back and lay
Ralkahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:01 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But "pass" and "arse" rhyme if you're using an accent that warrants spelling it "arse"...
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:15:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reclined on sofa, phone in hand, I read about your ass. A cock was missed the time you kissed another teen aged lass.
I ponder now, "I do know how to give you a better kick. Join me, young lass, I'll fuck your ass, while on your friend you lick. "
unmaned ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And he played fire on the mountain run boys run
Artiemes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick in the house of the rising bun?
Grimsqueaker69 ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 18:00:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no you didn't! I think Poem for your Sprog just threw down the anal poem gauntlet! Let's have a clean fight guys!
jp_mclovin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:01:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careful on the pull out
coolkid1717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They'll fight their hardest
Through and through
Taking blows betwixt
But after the battle
the victor will stand
And the loser will be dismissed.
Frozen_Esper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit got real.
crazyg0od33 ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 17:55:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
11 minutes, this is the newest sprog post ive ever seen...
da_Sp00kz ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 18:01:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I've witnessed history.
detecting_nuttiness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like the birth of a star system
CuntWizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:49:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The freshest of sprog, even
kcman011 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:01:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's weird, isn't it? I generally just look at sprog's profile every week or two to catch up on some poetic reading. Seeing one posted this recent is strange indeed.
saltedeggcrab ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it.
Jordaneer ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
28 here :(
nsfwrhymes ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:23:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I frolicked for fun with a filly
But choosing that path would be silly
When most any dude
Could brighten my mood
By piercing my rear with his willy
-Walt Whitman, Leaves of Ass
Elrondel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let the fight continue!
avianaltercations ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, sprog, showed him up with that alliteration and meter
detecting_nuttiness ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:01:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be embarrassed if I were nsfwrhymes. Or maybe honored. I'm not sure.
PurpleHooloovoo ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:32:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Embarrassed. Sprog knocked that out 15 minutes after the first post...completely schooled him.
nsfwrhymes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:10:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honored, I suppose, since this apparently legendary character Sprog felt moved to challenge a poem that I'd composed in about a minute and a half. :-)
Infosloth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get baited into a beef by a third party?
kvigor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:22:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
a flick of the bean makes some ladies scream
and writhe all the way to an o
while some i suppose need only their toes
to be sucked for a climax supreme
still others want lovers who pull on their hair
and treat them most cruel and unkind
hot wax up the ass is just fine in their mind
yet they think the rest of us queer!
but queer's not my scene if you know what i mean
i'm afraid that my needs are more crass
and you're not equipped for my craving obscene
what i want is a dick in my ass
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAVE A FUCKING POEM BATTLE!
Ajajp_Alejandro ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:52:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this some kind of bard contest? Like a medieval rap fight?
jcskarambit ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:05:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a simple man. I see Sprog, I upvote.
Sparkysnail321 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I see multiple poems in a thread I think dueling banjos.
HouseOfRahl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Words to live by, enjoy the little things. Like that dick in your ass.
sybau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
csoulr666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first sprog post I've seen without a gold...... yet
1573594268 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At some point I feel like your reddit fame has started to take away from your work. Like, people freak out every time you show up just so that they can feel like the "in" crowd who has been around for a while.
I, for one, am going to up vote you because of your solid and witty poetry, and not because of your fame.
Keep up the good work.
IEatYourFood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That comment made you part of it all. The redditor that keeps it real by calling out the circle jerk. It goes round and round deeper into the rabbit hole.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
Lucrezio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did we just witness a poets version of a rap battle?
johnnymo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dat common meter.
KakarottoPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Other pretenders rhyme on reddit but
Sprog's here now there's no forgetting.
Regretting your presence in a thread that
Gods did visit - look quick or
You'll miss it.
If you still don't get it or long to bet it
All on this final flick; it's Sprog V Rhyme
Their time to shine, dime for dime,
Over a fine line in a sexy time,
We're at critical mass.
Now everybody don't be crass,
It's time for devil's class, an omen
With guides like this we're bound to pass!
All together now and rhyme, "Alas!"
Sprog's throwing last!
So do you wanna keep fucking women?
Or get a dick in your ass?
Think fast.
heatherledge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twice this week, yes!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
dahditdit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's people like you that make the Internet great
BangdatAnkle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:21:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
notice me senpei <3
McPoyal ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:23:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just couldn't let em have it, could you
b_alliterate ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:04:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go home sprog. Reddit has a new poet laureate
natorierk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot condone any post that potentially reduces the number of awesome rhymes on reddit.
Mr_Woman ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:13:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not bad, but the long vowel sound in "Sure" at the start of the line messes up the meter.
Maybe something like "I may have had fun in my bed with that lass" would fit slightly better.
nsfwrhymes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, in retrospect, I was wishing I'd changed "Sure," to "While" and deleted "But" from the last line - the meter would work better. (I was writing in a hurry lest someone see what I was doing!)
CompactNelson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True. Alternatively, removing the 'some' would help the cadence too. "Sure, I had fun in my bed with that lass..."
nfro1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The day that I realized I was a straight gal,
I'd just fooled around with a same gendered pal,
New wisdom that day that I had not sought,
As I lay there after, here's what I thought:
"While it was fun in my bed with that lass,
It was nothing compared to a dick in my ass"
(2 minutes of work on the toilet, so not my best, but I tried to fix it for meter. That third line was a bitch to sort out.)
SqAznPersuasion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:59:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take my upvote... You win.
Your wit is something I cannot beat.
Too bad many folks think it's a sin.
They're just jealous my sex life has such heat!
Dreamcast3 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:38:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
roses are red
violets are red
rhyming is hard
motor oil
GodMoose ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not funny or even interesting.
Dreamcast3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey now
no need to be a negative nancy
KevinTwenty7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I.. tried to modify this to apply to men:
The day that I realized my fate was to be straight
I'd just fooled around with a same-gender mate.
The wisdom I found that day just can't be bought;
As I lay there afterward, here's what I thought:
"Sure, I had fun in my bed and popped a woody
But it's nothing compared to eating the pussy"
HopelesslyLibra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fucking 3 hours old and gilded. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't envious.
Nojoe365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
leAlexc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your username should be poem_for_your_dong
Tired-Swine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds likee Kanye lyrics.
SimonCallahan ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 17:14:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, not nearly as good as /u/poem_for_your_sprog. Good try, though.
beepbeepitsajeep ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:31:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how everyone likes sprog's poems and suddenly they think they're an expert critic and talk about someone's meter and try to offer revisions and shit.
You didn't even offer any advice or a reason you just said it wasn't good. Bitch i thought it was fine and I don't see your poem??
SimonCallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, how's this for a critique?
It was crude and not artful. It didn't flow well at all. Overall, it was like trying to swallow a pine cone.
beepbeepitsajeep ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay let's see yours?
If you think it's crude, don't read it?? Did you even read their name or the type of thread you're in or the source material they made the poem about? Are you lost? Let the guy do his thing, stop being a dick on the internet like you're some big poetry critic because you're a fan of a novelty account.
SimonCallahan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could say the same for you. Why did you have to respond to my comment? What part of you thought, "Hey, a great use of my time is to scold a stranger for making a sarcastic comment on the internet"?
Get stuffed.
beepbeepitsajeep ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I'm not being a dick to a stranger on the internet who's making poems. I'm being a dick to a stranger on the internet who apparently enjoys being a dick to strangers on the internet.
SimonCallahan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I'm not being a dick. I'm making a passive comment. There is a difference. Being a dick would be using offensive language and going on a massive tirade about how awful something is. I did neither, in fact I would say I even left some room for lightness. After all, I did say "good try", implying that if he wanted another go I might enjoy the next one, which I might but I won't know until I see it.
stewietm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are my new favorite poem based account god bless your work.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you make this account just for this comment?
nsfwrhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorta. I thought of poeming that subject but didn't want to use my existing "clean" user account, so I created this one.
Now that I know how many people reward such poems with karma (and even gold!), you can bet I'll return!
nsfwrhymes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started a new account, posted a poem, and got gilded - just like that! Boy, Reddit is easy! (Thanks, kind stranger / poetry connoisseur!)
tribalDemon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I use this for my English classes poetry reading?
nsfwrhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're having trouble in English class, just ask your teacher: "Can you help me straighten out my Longfellow?"
KRW45 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
SupItsJake ยท 603 points ยท Posted at 16:41:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's also how I realized I was gay.
Fortunately for me, the girl I was sleeping with had a monster black dildo that with lubrication, perseverance, and perspiration, fit itself neatly into my ass. And there's no feeling like getting your dick sucked with a black dick up your ass, let me tell you.
jonny_cum_lightly ยท 452 points ยท Posted at 19:52:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have to be gay to enjoy something up your butt while getting a BJ. The sex act doesn't make you gay. It's who you experience that act with.
cheers_grills ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 22:31:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I keep saying, but nobody believes me.
jonny_cum_lightly ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 23:45:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right otherwise lesbian women who use a dildo are straight. Pegging can make men and women think that the guy getting pegged is gay.
MatttheBruinsfan ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:40:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, if the guy getting pegged is enjoying the Big Jim Slade fantasy rather than just the physical sensations, they could be right.
Qvar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:45:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure the morons who says you can only enjoy anal if you're gay also say that lesbians secretly crave a male dick in them.
Slizzard_73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:59:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hutch?
3jt ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:14:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get what you're saying, but I would take it a step further and say that it isn't even about who you experience it with. Because experimenting doesn't make you gay. Being bisexual doesn't make you gay. Being straight and having gay sex for money or drugs or whatever doesn't make you gay. Being raped by someone of the same sex doesn't make you gay. Etc.
I would say only people who are exclusively sexually attracted to other members of the same sex are lesbian/gay. And there aren't so many of those, just like there aren't so many people who are exclusively attracted to members of the opposite sex, despite what they'd tell you. Many things, including homophobia, prevent most people from fully exploring their sexuality, and I doubt most people are even aware that identity doesn't determine who you're attracted to. At best it determines who you let yourself be attracted to. But like any kind of instinct it's not a thing over which we have total control. Sexuality is fluid, and virtually anyone could be sexually attracted to the right individual of either sex under the right circumstances.
This is not to say that there's no such thing as gay or straight and that everyone is bi, far from it. But more often than not, people get hung up on trying to conform to an identity that's not much more than an illusion to the exclusion of who they really are.
anonomotopoeia ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:17:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think maybe we should take the labels outta sex, and, ya know, just be who we' re comfortable being. I know labels, to some extent, help simplify things, but when you get to the point that there are 50+ labels to describe your sexuality I think we are over complicating a normal spectrum.
3jt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it.
How to take the fun out of everything: categorize it to death. (Unless categorizing things is your fetish.)
thatvoicewasreal ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:33:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
PSA: That doesn't necessarily make you gay (or Bi) either. Say you do it with a woman who turns out to be trans. Was it gay before you knew? If you do it again after you know, does that make you gay? Does it not count if it's a trans woman? Why not? If you're with the hottest (cis) woman you've ever laid eyes on and she begs you to do it (mfm), and you do because of how much she gets off on it, and you're focused on her, still gay?
Behavior is the old (Kinsey) way of labeling sexuality but it's deeply flawed and needs replacement with a neurological model. One's attraction to the same sex is what should be put on the spectrum, not specific behaviors. Otherwise men who rape other men as a deliberate act of violent humiliation are doing something gay, too. Same with men in prison for life who do it with their eyes closed and try to pretend it's a cis woman. But there are men in these categories who are not turned on by other men in any way, shape, or form. Meanwhile there are men who never so much as touch another man their whole lives, are married to women they have sex with, yet are gay as hell the whole time (because it's men they are imagining when they close their eyes and soldier through it).
jonny_cum_lightly ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 23:47:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sex is sex. It doesn't matter what you have been your legs. As long as there is adult consent, and no one is harmed, willing participation, all is fair game.
[deleted] ยท -47 points ยท Posted at 21:49:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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imFurryAMA ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:23:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty illegal.
HEY NSA COME OVER HERE, KEEP AN EYE ON THIS ONE!
a19z ยท -24 points ยท Posted at 22:36:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no shit sherlock.
deevandiacle ยท -24 points ยท Posted at 23:26:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't tell if a troll or seriously misguided...
BurpWallace ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto
thatvoicewasreal ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:37:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that you can only come up with those two possibilities tells the world quite a bit more about you than I'm guessing you bargained for.
deevandiacle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:28:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I should explain, it's the fact that people should simply stop using the term cis. It's silly. Males are males, females are females, transgendered are transmales or transfemales. The use of a prefix is not necessary since the overwhelmingly vast norm are simply males or females, the term does not need a distinction. Cis is an inflammatory term, and you cheapen your argument with it.
thatvoicewasreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be well advised to consider not explaining, going forward.
deevandiacle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:02:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, you're the faux tumblr academic who loves the scent of their own flatulence, got it!
thatvoicewasreal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see we should revise that to: not saying anything at all, going forward.
deevandiacle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:33 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clever girl...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get a boner looking at cock and fantasize about James Franco cumming on me
Am i gay
[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 17:30:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Fofolito ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:39:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your user name is triggering me
payperplain ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf does triggered even mean? People just say they are triggered. Triggered how? Wtf is it triggering in you? What disorder do you have that has been triggered?
Fofolito ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:49:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well my friend its original use is said to have originated in LiveJournal and other such places where the disregarded and set-aside can bare their feelings. Triggered is meant to mean there is something that triggers adverse feelings like a victim of rape coming across something that begets feelings of suffering their torment all over. Its been co-opted by Reddit and less reverent places as a joke/meme making a silly joke about something that mildly irritates you.
In this particular case his username reads like an exotic motor vehicle. Its a 1985 model year Ford Enzo of the AE86 variety which sounds super duper rare and unique. The reality is the Enzo is a car made by Ferrari, not Ford, and the AE86 is a model designation of a famous Toyota Corolla in a anime cartoon and manga comic about drift racing called Initial D. Simply put: u/1985FordEnzoAE86 is just trolling car guys who happen to read his user name.
I hope I didn't kill the joke by over explaining it...
payperplain ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't do anything by explaining the super obvious fact that his user name was a bunch of car names smashed together. As for explaining why the internet is full or morons who say "triggered" for no reason however at least I now know they are in fact idiots.
PhlogistonParadise ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:08:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Post-traumatic stress disorder, afaik
HoochieKoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neat!
stealthxstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/baddragon
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:58:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean... I'm not gay, but my nightstand is stocked, so that one's definitely in the planning.
SunsetPathfinder ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:52:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good for her going along with that!
Unless you just shoved her dildo in your ass without asking and without her noticing somehow?
Rizzpooch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:31:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That last sentence has nothing to do with being gay or straight
sam8404 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought u were a chick up until the last sentence
WaitWhatting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there is a feeling .. Excruciating pain its called
ivquatch ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. I had a doc do an "exam" the other week and that single digit felt like a baseball bat.
SoberSith_Sanguinity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:46:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta relax...or get some poppers ;)
WaitWhatting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly didnt ask to get your dick sucked like OP said... You gitta listen man!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're anxious or tensed up, it'll hurt.
Denzel2603 ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 17:29:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, for me, imagining a dude with a dick up his ass is the grossest thought
sidmad ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:28:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Different strokes man
Denzel2603 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The downvotes be like: "You have to like it or your wrong"
malthead92 ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 16:20:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're my kinda person (ย โย อสย โย )
SqAznPersuasion ยท 692 points ยท Posted at 16:53:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an Asian woman who likes it in the butt, I'm pretty sure I'm quite a few people's "kind of person".
SunsetPathfinder ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Okay, so as someone with backyard experience, I gotta ask: how the fuck to you get started in that? Because my girlfriend says she wants to try it, and I'm not so sure. Do I wrap it? How do I even fit it in there the first time? How does she clean it out, if at all, beforehand? Surprisingly, the internet has been very unclear on this issue.
[deleted] ยท 327 points ยท Posted at 18:27:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
A clean butt is achieved mostly through diet. High in fiber diet combined with a clean quick poop an hour or so before the action. Then a shower doesn't hurt. Douching is unnecessary and not advisable on a regular basis but might be a good idea for the first time.
How does it fit? Lube, patience, and relaxation. The receiver needs to unintuitively push against the dick as if they are pooping, this relaxes the muscles and let's it slide in.
Do you wrap it? Well it's certainly safer and cleaner. It is possible to get a UTI if fecal matter goes up your urethra. But bareback feels a lot better obviously but even more so with assess. Because the ass is only tight at one spot, the sphincter, unlike a vagina. Past the opening the ass is very roomy, and you don't feel as much compared to a vagina.
Source: bisexual man.
MissMarionette ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 18:53:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is so informative. Now my erotica will be sexy and realistic.
sexuallytransformed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:00:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Also I have found with first insertion, the spooning position gives the least discomfort.
KrippleStix ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
An addition to anyone who is contemplating putting things up their butt. Always use a flared toy. ALWAYS. There hits a point where it feels like you've bottomed out (around 6" for me) but this is not the case. Whether on purpose or by accident you can put things in farther at the right angle and with good lubrication. If this does happen your ass will quite literally suck whatever it is you are using inside. If this is anything without a flared base you can easily find yourself with and empty hand and a dildo way up in there. Be careful and remember there is no such thing as too much lube.
Source: also bisexual man
Magister_Ingenia ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:34:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm curious, what do you do when that happens?
ProjectShamrock ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:50:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend that was an E.R. nurse. You go to the E.R. and become a story for a group of people to laugh about anonymously at a happy hour.
KrippleStix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has not happened to me but I would suggest going to the hospital. I just know I don't want to deal with that and use things that won't get lost in there haha
M0ntyPyt0n ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:46:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.. what do you do when it gets "sucked in"? can you just poop it out or do you have to call the doctor?
CouldBeWolf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:15:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would say doctor.
sagaris_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:43:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would probably yell it.
KrippleStix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't say I know why, I just experienced a longer toy being sucked in after a certain amount. I would suggest to go to the hospital. You might be able to poop it out depending on size but I would say go see someone ASAP.
M0ntyPyt0n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:28:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geeez. If I ever decide to use such sex toys I'm gonna make sure they have a 10" metal plate attached to them!
KrippleStix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better safe than sorry!
SqAznPersuasion ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:50:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By science! This was a great response.
odaeyss ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:03:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard anyone mention this fact, and this was probably my biggest surprise. Everything went well, and I was pretty much more or less prepared for the whole thing, but that little bit there? I had no idea. Threw me for a bit of a loop. Soldiered on, everyone came, 5/7 do recommend
stealthxstar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:07:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you wanna clean out a bit, after a normal poo (nothing nasty or sticky) take one of these and fill it with lukewarm water, squeeze it into your butt, and then immediately let it out into the toilet. Do it 2 or 3 times and as long as the water is clear, you're good to go.
Also, start with your fingers and LOTS of lube. Don't start with your penis. Bad idea.
TheCrookedSerpent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But doesn't it just feel like pooping? I've pooped many a time in my life but never once did I think to myself "man I wish I could do this all the time"
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:09:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've never had a huge dump where it felt really good? Really?
Anyways, i do not bottom very often so you're kinda asking the wrong person but I'll give it my best attempt to explain the appeal. Yes, it feels really similar to pooping, but with the lack of control and with the lack of muscle straining. I'd say the physical sensation is less than half of the appeal, at least for me. The psychology of sex is powerful. Your brain goes into over drive. Idk your sexuality or gender but I'm gonna assume straight male. When you're fucking a woman, your hormones go crazy, your senses go crazy, you smell the woman's body, hear her moans, feel and see every inch of her body. Your primal instinct drives you. Fuck fuck fuck is all you can focus on. This mental aspect drives the pleasure center of your brain mental. Well, now, imagine that a gay bottom man and a straight woman have the same thing going on, except with a minor difference, their brain likes their body being fucked. For some, it is the domination/submissive aspect, for others the taboo breaking. For me, I don't really enjoy the physical sensation all that much, I actually kinda dislike it, but being fucked by a guy is just soo idk powerful. Someone is doing whatever they want with me, I feel powerless and safe at the same time. I hear their grunts in my ear, their thighs against my butt, their hands all over my body. It's something just as primal. Its ecstasy.
This was probably way more than you asked for but I'm bored and waiting for a guy to come over ;)
calgil ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:09:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'A shower doesn't hurt'? If I were going to fuck you and you'd had a shit an hour prior I'd damn well hope you'd shower.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:39:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. Only matters to me if I'm rimming, otherwise it's whatever. Unless it was some nasty diarrhea type shit and got all over your ass and you didn't wipe, then yeah... Shower is necessary lol. I mean for God's sake your sticking your dick in an ass. While it is possible to make it relatively clean, its still an ass and if you're a clean freak, the ass is not for you lol. Just my opinion.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:23:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you always require a shower immediately before sex? Or immediately after poop? Or only for both combined?
calgil ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:26:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For ass sex, yes.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:30:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, fair enough!
MoralisticCommunist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best source
pm_me_your_cock_l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAVED
wendrr ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:37:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely don't start out straight with dick. Start with a finger, move to more fingers or toys like butt plugs, and eventually work your way to dick. You'll have to work it every time, but it will get easier as she gets used to the sensation. Wrapping it is probably a good idea. It'll give extra lube, and make things a little smoother. You can't really clean it. Butt holes clean themselves naturally, but there is always the chance something is there. I would say if you aren't okay with that then don't try. Just use toys on her.
omnomnomscience ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:39:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Start with ass play in general. Put a finger or two in there. Get some smaller butt plugs and play with them (don't forget the lube). As for the the "cleaning herself out" the first rule of ass play is there may be poo. You have to accept that. Now butts aren't pez dispensers, there's not always a piece of poo lurking just inside your butt. She should be able to tell you when a good time is and when a bad time is. Now if you both are worried about it there are people who will prep a few days in advance, making sure to eat a lot of fiber and drink a lot of water and doing an enema beforehand. You can find normal saline enema at your local pharmacy. Good luck!
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrap if you wish. Lube is a must (butt has no natural lube). Suggest progressing with diameter of "thing" going in. Eg finger, sex toy (like a butt plug, in case that was unclear), penis.
mustardtiger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:37:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shower beforehand. Tons of lube. Go very slowly.
SuccumbedToReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read somewhere on Reddit (so it's true) she has to stick a soapy finger in her ass. Not all the way, obviously.
Use lots of lube, be very gentle and I know her smoking weed might help her relax enough.
check_ya_head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fill a squeeze bottle (like a douche bottle) and fill it with water, then give yourself a quickie enema in the shower.
cactuscat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lube and fingers first - file your nails and go slowly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a girl lick my butthole while she sucked me off. I was hesitant at first. Most intense orgasms of my life. Never went further than salad tossing and I don't think I wanted it to. Anal play for guys is shamed for some reason but it's just another area to be stimulated
Edit: think I misinterpreted your post. What I said still stands
u38cg2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can read about the mechanics, but here's my advice: assume you are doing it solely and completely for her pleasure. Butts need to learn to enjoy buttsex, and it's a slow process. If you're concerned about getting your business done, you're probably going to go to fast. Assume the role of a sentient dildo.
LoverOfAsians ยท 431 points ยท Posted at 17:13:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
PM_ANIME_WAIFUS ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 18:11:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username definitely checks out
EternalFubuki ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:37:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
olegos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username... kind of checks out?
mcnew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username kinda checks out.
darkbreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:57:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:02:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:09:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:11:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:11:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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LifeNub ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:33:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Need pics for a thing
ebilgenius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Google "Asa Akira"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May I suggest a use for all the unsolicited Dick Pics you've probably received since you posted this?
An artistic coffee table book titled "50 Shades of Meh" with links to their /u/ for added hilarity.
malthead92 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:58:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea.. I stalked your comments history, so.. umm.. them gang bangs eh...
SqAznPersuasion ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:01:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My teens & twenties was filled to the hilt with engaging experiences.
malthead92 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:11:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carpe diem baby.. Arnt we all just trying to amass
dicksexperiences before we eventually bite the dust.SqAznPersuasion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:13:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. We are... At least I sure as shit am.
malthead92 ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 17:21:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good for you! cough slut cough
SqAznPersuasion ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:24:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! cough prude cough
Ineffable_yet_f-able ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:19:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you say that to somebody?
malthead92 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:03:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was a joke
Calamari00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A shit one.
malthead92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a rather fitting word you mongols, if gang bangs and bukkakes don't entail a smidgen of sluttiness then the world truly has gone mad.
dantemp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found Asa Akira throwaway account
PM_ME_ASIAN_ASS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is true
HookersForDahl2017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a white man, let's get some submitted history going
walnutbrain4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP your inbox.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish... A girl can dream right?
PureGold07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well....
this is quite inapporpriate. I mean who likes dick in their ass... hahah
Pleasure_Parking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May have dated your twin in my mid twenties. Even someone that's a pornstar in bed gets dull after a while.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course, and this anal fuddy duddy is settled down and less crazy than my twenties, but that's what your twenties are for.
sam8404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asa Akira?
You_Had_Me_At_Jello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:v
lemmeputitinyourbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hello
HeughJass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i like ur smile
PM_ME_UR_LABIA_GIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey bby
pyroSeven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello.
BrainsyUK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey it's me ur brother
Root2109 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Props to you for giving the other side a shot.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:51:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I STILL give the other side a shot. Just because I'm hetero doesn't mean I'm not down for a good time with any and all consenting parties.
T-Money93 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:44:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will you please tell my fiancรฉ that?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Are they sleeping with a bunch of women?
T-Money93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I'd be okay with that too.
Ianjohn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Marvel. You are a real life hero.
herennius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:34:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP your outbox
SqAznPersuasion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I assure you, my outbox is intact and in prime working order.
Counterkulture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP your inbox then.
peg_me ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:56:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thoroughly enjoy everything about a woman, and do not enjoy anything about a man, but I too enjoy a dick in my ass
iluvwhiskey27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Andddd boner
MrsWillem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:04 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, sounds like you just havenรฝ met the right girl yet.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:19 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps, but I've tried my hardest. I've dated / slept with butch women and trans-women... I just prefer cis-men.
MrsWillem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:32 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a phase. You will find the right woman and you will have cats together!
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:30 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matching Birkenstock sandals with eclectic socks... Subaru wagons... and sitting fat & happy on the sidelines of a GBLTQIA Pride parade?!?
You're so right! Why have I wasted these many years married to a man? I've got my whole sapphic future ahead of me!
MrsWillem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:57 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the spirit. And be sure to stock up on flannel and cats!
SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:37 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good on the flannels, sandals & Subaru wagon... But I'm currently housing a dingo that would end any kitties on sight.
MrsWillem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:02 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, sports. What sports do you play? And what's your favourite Netflix show?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:21 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No organized sports so much. I swim laps and tow train my dingo. (Like a sled dog with a bike) I don't know how most sports are played. -First lesbian fail-
Favorite Netflix show? I just blew through "The Crown" (cause I guess I like to appreciate a strong domineering woman) American Horror Story, which has oodles of GBLTQ influences and characters in every season.
MrsWillem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:35 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong.
You play women's soccer or softball, and you've seen all four seasons of Orange is The New Black twice.
/whatever
...but you're not actually gay? Do you ever get mistaken for gay? Is that a relief when you don't like getting hit on by annoying dudes?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:37 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, I get mistaken for a fat butch queer ALL THE TIME. I'm fairly butch for a straight woman, but I clean up real nice when I go femme.
Not gonna lie, I've played it up to get rid of men with a messianic penis complex. "I'm gay, please go away. Your dick isn't working any miracles here."
P.S.- isn't swimming a decent same-sex sport? I mean skin tight suits? Nose plugs? Holding your breath for an extended amount of time? Working on your hand form (which looks very much like the hand form for fisting)
MrsWillem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:22 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, if you say so.
As for working men...I've done it the other way around. Pretending like a lesbian around a man is easy to do, but try pretending to be straight around a man. Try pretending to be charmed, impressed, maybe even wooed when none of those feelings are there, and when you're actually afraid that man is going to pick up on those signals too much.
It goes without saying that seducing a man for professional purposes is not a thing I'm going to do ever again. I don't know why I even did that in the first place! I guess I was drunk and had an internal "hold my beer" moment.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:33 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that sounds harrowing. I don't think I could do that myself. Seduce someone I wasn't attracted to.
Glad you've come to your sapphic senses. If I ever officially switch teams would you hold up the Welcome banner for me?
MrsWillem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:21 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll hold a party for you. Any reason to have a party is a good reason, and you are a great reason.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:59 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, thank you!
TurboBobSponge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:38:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried being a lesbian... I like dudes.
ShinyHappyREM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about traps?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about them?
ShinyHappyREM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider them because they have penises, or not because they look like a girl/woman otherwise?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been in a relationship with a trans-woman, so it's not a trap... Mentally I didn't like being with a woman as a partner. Made me feel like less of a femme myself.
smthingcleverhere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL is misdirection day on reddit
ThirdRook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi.
Pentaplox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...noice
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How poetic.
starchode ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 16:35:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy fucks.
johnson56 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 16:40:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was pretty clear
SqAznPersuasion ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:48:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah... I'm very much a woman who likes the D.
Drewbary12 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:02:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the B, from what I've heard.
-The_Cereal_Killer- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont forget the Z
PM_ME_YOUR_CLIT_LADY ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have many. You're full of truth in this statement.
kdeltar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pics for science?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Studies have proven that science does not need my p photographic evidence at this time.
antique_soul ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:32:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
19 and already having anal good for you
englishamerican ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:27:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fyi you can be bi and not gay or straight :)
SqAznPersuasion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:47:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not bi... I tried. Many, many times. I always default to men.
I've concluded that I am pretty darn hetero, but if there's an encounter with another cool woman involved I'm not gonna walk away just cause there's a woman present. But I'm not gonna suck on titties and eat pussy. Nothing against it. Love it done to myself, but I'd rather suck a dick. I'd say that's fairly straight, wouldn't you?
englishamerican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like after the second time you would have stopped trying, you know?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, well I was one of those girls who thought they were bi back in college.
tigerspace ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:42:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't understand why women would like anal. I understand men, because of the prostate, even though i'm not in to that. A woman doesn't have anything like a prostate afaik.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:48:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
G-spot can be felt through the anal walls. What ever feels good between consenting adults should be embraced.
tigerspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. Just wasn't sure how it would physically feel good. I knew it did. Just not how.
ShinyHappyREM ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping does feel somewhat good, right? You don't always need a prostate.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SqAznPersuasion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No vacancies.
Uggy ยท 266 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. I loved that show as a 6-9 year old. Whenever a gay person says they knew they were gay since they were 5 or 6, I believe them, because good god, did I love me some Wonder Woman at that same age.
JMCrown ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 16:48:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha! I'm a gay dude but I knew I was gay because of Wonder Woman too! Except in my case I was obsessed with practicing her slo motion twirl and wearing my sisters bracelets and practicing deflecting bullets. :-D
Uggy ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 16:58:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome - Lynda Carter, helping gay and straight people come to terms with their sexual identity before they even knew what sex was!
legaleyes619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So cute :-)
Death_of_the_Endless ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:09:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lynda Carter is one of those rare women who brings out my inner lesbian.
crusoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Erin grey as Wilma Deering and the princess in Buck Rogers. They had to sew Erin into her pants on that show.
Uggy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMFG, YES! Why I do I like this show? I don't know, but what color spandex outfit will Wilma Deering be wearing this week? And Princess Ardala... yikes.
Gamerdad09 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was kind of the same for me when I was 5 or 6 and I would see Dolly Parton or Elvira on TV. Two of my earliest crushes that I remember.
jashugan777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is from the same era. Erin Gray from the buck Rogers show.
MatttheBruinsfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Er, I hate to tell him, but...
deville66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If somebody finds my post basically saying the same thing..... please disregard it!
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She is no xena though.
robertx33 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:51:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6 year old?! I'm seriously not sure if everyone is pulling years out of their ass or do 6 year olds actually ..
mkgcthrowaway ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:57:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I was super young, around 5-6 I thoroughly remember playing mortal kombat on the gamecube and setting it to training mode so I could beat the shit out of kitana. I was very turned on.
ShapeShiftingAku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/meirl
[deleted] ยท 482 points ยท Posted at 16:19:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 3 years and old and fighting with other 3 year olds to "claim" a girl.
I also thought since our birthdays were the same I had a more "legitimate" "claim".
youseeit ยท 536 points ยท Posted at 18:29:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes perfect sense.
Source: am 3 years old
sachizle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:17:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lies, youre 8 years!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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sachizle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lies, you're 12!
u38cg2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if he touched her first? Rules is rules, yo.
smokeyzulu ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:30:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unexpected CK2
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha
CQReborn ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:50:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The laws of the Kindergarten Kingdom are as draconian as they are archaic.
Ninja_Wanker123 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:49:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had a strong claim
thatsthebratworst ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:06:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Id recommend an intrigue focus so u can get more plot power to kill off claim pretenders
Varyyn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist, it was his twin sister.
InterdimensionalTV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah you have to watch your legitimacy rating. If you let it get too low you'll have a revolt on your hands.
viperex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course you have a legitimate claim. That's the rule of the sandbox
kataskopo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 10 or 12 but also did the same, we were on a field trip and I was telling EVERYONE that I was going to dance with this girl, and only me and so on.
That day I also discovered that I was a pussy, because I got nervous and didn't dance with her :/
zazzlekdazzle ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I've thought about it, and I guess the first signs of it when I had a crazy crush on a boy when I was five. I mean, in a five year old way, I was really in love with him. We were even girlfriend and boyfriend for eleven days, until he kissed Jenny during block clean-up -- I cried the whole time (and conveniently missed clean-up). I still remember the little round stain my tears made on the reading corner pillow, and I still think of him fondly.
I was always pretty boy crazy, I always had some sort of mad, passionate crush. And I was always kind of a daddy's girl in a very stereotypical heterosexual development sort of way, so I can probably remember having heterosexual feelings even before I really was able to index my memories in time.
Oddly, as hardcore hardwired heterosexual as I am, later in life I did find that I have some very homoromantic inclinations and have had a several very intimate and intense friendships with lesbians or bi women that fizzled disappointingly. I don't know what to do with this part of myself or what it really means.
roland_gilead ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:56:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was actually remarkably similar/mirrored to you but as a guy. I definitely had insanely passionate crushes all the time growing up. I remember sorta 2nd grade dating a girl for a while, eventually that dream split when I got moved into a new school district. These passionate crushes really taught myself a lot about myself in the end, not because it really shaped how I act around or see women but because it really reflects how I live my life--extremely passionate and try-hardy in general. It did give me some issues with casual relationships because I would later find out that I am Demisexual and left a lot of angst in my college days.
I too was really close to my mother and to this day I take care of her even though I live thousands of miles away. (She's been sick for some time now and my brother simply doesn't have the patience to take care of her.) I definitely am hardwired hetero, but in high school I used to get made fun of as gay since I was considered the artist (which is so lame.) of that class year and it got me thinking. I eventually asked an acquaintance of mine to kiss me just to see if I got an arousal, it was nadda so I dropped it.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:01:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is SO cute!! I'm a girl and relate to both your and OP's stories of having really passionate crushes growing up too!! I'd never considered how it could be reflective of what kind of person you are- now that I think about it I get ridiculously passionate about other things in my life as well- that's a really interesting revelation to have!! I can relate to the issues with casual relationships too- I've wondered a lot about demisexuality because of that!!
Anyway, I very rarely meet or hear of guys who are very romantic or passionate about crushes so I think it's really cool to hear your story!!
Jagable ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you just articulated perfectly my thoughts on my own sexuality. If you figure that one out, let me know?
furahmed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:56:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Jenny. That bitch can't help meeting for hugs and kisses
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:09:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuckin jenny.. i swear..
Stitch_Rose ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:51:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't trust Jenny from the block (clean-up)
tor_92 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:21:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I can relate to you. I always believed I was straight, but looking back, I don't think so... at least, not entirely. I gave up stressing about it. If I like someone, then I do, regardless of gender.
patricksk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think of it as a yet another way to appreciate people of the same sex?
Cuddlyaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope in a non sexual way...
appyappyappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your self-awareness is impressive
SpaceBooterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That last part about how you were sad you don't like woman was funny thanks for making me laugh : )
[deleted] ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 15:55:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Shakira's music videos. Hips Don't Lie was good but She Wolf made my Willy grow exponentially.
igyigyigy ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 16:53:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exponentially?! Do you need help?
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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rslogic42 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:10:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if your unit of length is the inch.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:55:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you get down on your knees to help me?
johannes101 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:28:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F(x)=.05x
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:24:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A graph of an exponential function in quadrant I is the same shape as an erect penis. So he went from f(y)=0 to f(x)=x2
AdvocateSaint ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:15:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think Shakira is the hottest thing ever (This Time for Africa is relatively tame but still turns me on more than most porn), but jesus christ She Wolf nearly gave me nightmares.
HOW DOES SHE MOVE LIKE THAT? She looked like the Spider Splicers from Bioshock.
AnEmptyKarst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shakira is legitimately the most attractive woman ever, I agree with you
smokeyzulu ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:31:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brb, writing book on how to increase penis size using music.
jack0rias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good god I used to be infatuated with Shakira when I was younger. She's still shit hot too. Even her voice is just ultimately sexy.
ShlomoKenyatta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:05:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D = x2
AlmightyRuler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours, and most of South America.
Super_Vegeta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think Whenever, Wherever was it for me.
rslogic42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hips Don't Lie came out when I was sure I was heteroflexible. Reaffirmed my knowledge that I much prefer the females to the males.
Inebriatedwatermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just brought up some really odd memories with she wolf
dissidentscrumartist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me feel old. I distinctly remember falling in love with Shakira because of the La Tortura video, but I was definitely conscious of my interest in girls at that point.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:50 on November 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I remember she wolf on mtv, dick was indeed diamonds.
ukhoneybee ยท 413 points ยท Posted at 15:26:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was eleven, one of the boys at school had already hit puberty and had developed biceps. And I noticed and liked them.
That was an odd moment for a pre puberty me.
furahmed ยท 494 points ยท Posted at 20:43:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still waiting for my puberty biceps
Protaokper ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:20:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was held back a grade...I easily beat all the other boys in my grade at arm wrestling. Then I realized...I'm not actually stronger, I just hit my growth spurt before them. It's a struggle to beat the other boy my age in that grade.
:(
cuntweiner ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:21:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have to hit puberty first.
furahmed ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:41:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
ThiefOfDens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:40:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll find them in the gym.
/r/weightroom
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww :(
Mmkkhhdd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm waiting for my puberty boobs. I'm in my 30s. Can't be long now.
furahmed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I am 22. Gonna have to wait for the next puberty I guess since we missed the first one
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
PMMEPICSOFSALAD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, specifically the biceps?
MyNSFWside ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 16:45:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When a 5th-grade classmate showed she liked me by chasing me around the room ... and I found myself slowing down because I wanted her to catch me.
nuplsstahp ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:59:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I figured why I struggled for so long. I've always been a bit of a monkey, climbing everything I can (I still do) so when the girls used to chase me I would climb on top of the little wooden huts in the playground and they would lose interest. In my tiny mind I was winning.
Santa1936 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:35:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably my problem too. Tiny me wanted to win, not get laid. Shit. I think I might have been a little dwight
MyNSFWside ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:23:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's why evolution has favored men over monkeys.
JPAchilles ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:50:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do this with everyone. I like to toy with my prey when they think they're the predator
Bruh, you don't even know
Elizabethism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:21:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh... that kinda turned me on
hunted7fold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out
[deleted] ยท 394 points ยท Posted at 14:33:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 172 points ยท Posted at 16:56:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Isares ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 17:06:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah it's a joke. Gay stuff like that was the norm in my school. Plus it was just a small number, nothing we couldn't shrug off.
Mayneevent ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:05:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many guys got pumped by your Sargent?
capnofasinknship ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:33:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sgt. Richard Handler reporting for duty.
sam8404 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My friends call me Dick" - Sgt. Richard Handler
ddrchamp13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats the entire joke.
sam8404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it is. Good job!
GuildedCasket ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:18:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, the reaction to sexual harassment is usually feeling disgust and repulsion. A straight woman who is harassed or assaulted by an attractive man doesnt have a good reaction.
TomToffee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Volgin!
candypuppet ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:57:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to the logic of your second story, straight women shouldn't be bothered by guys grabbing them by the pussy.
zatchbell1998 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking found the JROTC student hoora
Isares ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:24:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man Singaporean. Plus it was just cadets, meant to give us a taste of the army before we get conscripted for real so.
krepitus ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 16:22:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would say the first incontrovertible evidence that I was straight was when I touched a boob. I was hooked.
bigpony ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh
PeengPawng ยท 118 points ยท Posted at 16:24:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Took me until I was about 15. I was a late bloomer. My parents are super conservative and I was terrified that I might be gay. I feel awful for people that come out to unsupportive family. It was a knot in my stomach that can't be matched.
Mizrani ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:41:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry you went through that. It's hard enough to figure it out for yourself without having that threat hanging over you. My parents never cared and would have been supportive either way, which they told me multiple times. I was a late bloomer too and a lot of relatives started to speculate wether I was gay or not. Figured it out fully around a year and a half ago at age 23. I am straight but I need to feel a connection with someone before going any further. Sleeping around will never be my thing.
_Green_Kyanite_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:18:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm similar to you- straight, but need to know a guy pretty well before I'd do anything serious with him.
Only my parents weren't that nice about things, and are probably the reason I didn't figure things out for so long. In retrospect, part of my high school/college rebellion was refusing to go on a single date. And then there was so much pressure on me I had panic attacks any time I thought about dating.
_Green_Kyanite_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:13:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is pretty much what happened to me, only I didn't really start figuring things out until the end of high school. (And didn't finish until my mid-twenties when I accidentally agreed to go on a date, and realized I did in fact like the guy a few months into the relationship.)
I really wish there was more asexuality awareness. It'd have made me feel a lot better about everything. My high school made it seem like there were just three options, straight, bi, or gay, & claimed a lot of gay people only realized they were gay because they didn't like the opposite sex. So basically, if you hadn't started liking the opposite sex yet, you were probably gay. It was pretty confusing and upsetting to know I absolutely didn't want to get physical on any level with another girl, but have the school tell me I did.
Finding out about asexuality in college was a huge relief. I'm not actually asexual, but thinking I was took a lot of pressure off.
Bearhorder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry you can still be an honorary ace. The position comes with cake!!
Really though Ace awareness would help a lot of teens and young adults figure things out with much less sex pressure.
_Green_Kyanite_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yay! (I probably still am somewhat gray-a if you want to get technical anyway.)
I've never understood why high school health classes don't focus on asexuality more. I mean, the vast majority of educators want to keep high school kids from having sex, right? Not having sex is kind of a major part of being asexual (for a lot of ace people.) So why aren't they letting kids know this is an option instead of going "obviously everybody on the face of the earth wants to have sex, (if you don't you're probably gay) but don't you DARE act on those impulses you must have if you're a normal functioning teenager."
PeengPawng ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:02:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No shit. Everybody else was making out and starting to have sex and judging me for having no desire. I dated a guy with kids. When they came to me with questions like the ones I had, I just wanted to shake them and scream, "YOU ARE PERFECT, NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!" FUCK. I wish I had that. I hate knowing people go through what I did and way worse. I'm tearing up now. It's so sad.
_Green_Kyanite_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:15:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was lucky and hung out with a pretty innocent/indifferent group in high school. But there was a lot of pressure in college, which was unfortunate, because by then I was finally developing an interest in boys and might have started dating sooner if my entire freaking dorm hadn't decided to "ship" me with a guy I kind of liked and put so much pressure on us to have sex that any mutual attraction (apparently there was one initially) died. And I ended up so petrified of dating that just thinking about it gave me a panic attack.
My parents were zero help. Like, to the point where they bought me two really expensive replica lightsabers because I claimed having fancy light sabers would give me an excuse to hang out with guys. (I just wanted fancy lightsabers.)
Honestly, people are way too hard on kids. Including other kids. Humanity kind of needs to just calm down about everything.
Egrizzzzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah! I really hope asexuality is talked about more in highschool. I didn't hear about it until AFTER college. I got a lot of "are you gay??" From my parents. I thought about it but I didn't like girls. Thing is, I also didn't care about guys, but it was such a "default" setting to be straight I just assumed I must be straight if I wasn't gay. ..even if I knew I was totally indifferent either way.
It was so stupid. And also why I'm so vocal about asexuality at every opportunity.
_Green_Kyanite_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:20:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Nobody openly asked if I was gay, but my relatives did ask my parents if I "liked boys" (read: is Green_Kyanite a lesbian?) Actually, I'm pretty sure they still think I might be a lesbian, but they've been so obnoxious about the whole thing that they can find out I'm straight after I've married.
I kind of did the same thing as you, only instead of general indifference towards girls (like I felt towards boys,) that was a very strong dislike. (Later I realized that because women tend to wear a bunch of stuff I'm allergic to, synthetic fabric, cashmere, make-up, perfume, lotion, etc.... I actually have an aversion to even platonic physical contact with other girls.)
So I figured I was straight. If I'd known that a lack of revulsion =/= attraction, and had a label for that feeling I could share with others, things would have been better. I wouldn't have been pushed to date too early, and may not have spent six years kind of liking guys but being too terrified to do anything about it. (I was basically ace until 18, functionally ace until 24. Now I'm kind of gray-a if you want to be super technical, but that really only describes my approach to dating rather than what I'd want out of an established relationship.)
You can bet I'll be letting any kids I have know that asexuality is a completely valid option.
Mizrani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had friends in highschool that joked about me being asexual but I just awkwardly laughed it off. But as time went by and no interest showed up it seemed more and more likely. I found an article somewhere randomly about asexuality and the more I read about it the more it seemed to fit me. I actually told my mom about the me possibly being asexual and she was supportive but I don't think she fully believed it. But just as has being said here, it really took the pressure off. I think that I wouldn't have gotten where I am today if I didn't stumble upon the article and read up on it. I would still be terrified and awkward and just shutting that part of myself off. I also started a diary of sorts where I wrote down my thoughts and feelings about it all and going back reading through it I can definitely say that thinking I was asexual was some of the best thing that ever happened to me. I always got weird looks and people were surprised that I was a virgin for so long. But I am honestly really happy I waited as long as I did. I really hope that it will spread more and become part of sex ed because it can help so many people. And I hope that people will realise that it doesn't matter when you figure it out. You can be 5 or 16 or 23 it doesn't matter. The important thing is to do things your own way in your own time. And to know that there are a lot of people out there going through the same thing and there are forums you can visit where you can discuss these things.
_Green_Kyanite_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, although I kinda felt... pushed away from forums because by the time I'd found them, I'd noticed that occasionally, I felt something that might be like attraction. But ONLY when I was on medication for my anosmia (I can't smell anything, on meds I kinda could.) Despite making it really clear that I was super uncomfortable with those feelings off the meds (which I no longer take) everybody just went "Oh, that's a health thing, you're not ace. Stop pretending you might be and go away."
So I tend to feel like knowing asexuality is an option, and you aren't weird for taking it, is important. But you should proceed with caution before opening up on a forum.
DiscountGenes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that can suck, that's kinda what happened to me, except I DID come out to an unsupportive family, coincidentally at 15. Things turned out ok though, that was 12 years ago.
PeengPawng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good!!๐
Fuck_Mothering_PETA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always worried I'll realize I like penis and my parents will disown me.
I'm 23 and no longer live with them nor am I financially dependent on them. The south is a scary place.
PeengPawng ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to hear that. I hope things turn out well for you.๐
Fuck_Mothering_PETA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man, I should be fine. Vagina is the greatest thing to happen in my life and they're fine with me sleeping with a lot of people as long as they aren't men.
I don't know. Doesn't make sense.
Invisibleufo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my mom literally told me that she would disown me if i was gay. but luckily i think my parents saw a lot of hard evidences (some unfortunate) to know that im not.
but damn. if i were gay tho. idk how i would have lived with a family like that.
PeengPawng ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda makes me feel lucky that I'm not gay and still unlucky to be a part of a family that would hate me if I was. All of it is frustrating and sad.
Invisibleufo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well im living in Asia so yeah being gay is still not really acceptable to social norms. but there are always open minded people.
[deleted] ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 14:24:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was attracted to girls as early as third grade, in an unconsciously sexual way. I seemed to have some conception of femininity and found that attractive.
LeDudicus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:33:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was attracted to girls by the third grade because there was a girl in my 3rd grade class with C-cups. I'm sure the rest of the boys in the class had their sexual awakening at around the same time.
pact1558 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:06:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait 3rd grade? Were they over weight? I honestly cannot see how thats possible.
LeDudicus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:10:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early bloomer, it happens. She was most certainly not overweight. She wasn't held back either. She just had large breasts at 8 years old. Stranger things have happened.
FiliaSecunda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Precocious puberty, yup. Happened to me, but not so extremely because I got a monthly injection of something (with a huge dang needle, ugh) that could delay puberty/menarche/something, I don't remember clearly. This was because I also had growth hormone deficiency - if I hadn't taken those shots I'd be something like 4'5'' now instead of 5'0''.
whydobabiesstareatme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was second grade. I think I may have been the only person in my class that had a crush. That was also when I discovered I have a thing for redheads.
makemasa ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 16:01:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting boners when I was 6 around my hottie babysitters.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:19:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So yesterday?
Offic3rCarlwinslow ยท 492 points ยท Posted at 16:15:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i sucked off the lacrosse team and realized it just wasnt for me.
Ferfrendongles ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that would make you a dude who sucked off a lacrosse team and learned he was straight? I'm more shocked that a whole team of lacrosse players would be down to just go a little gay balls for a while.
PhobosIsDead ยท 373 points ยท Posted at 19:27:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it was any team, it'd be the lacrosse team
Maxbrazier ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:42:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey
lacrosse_is_boss ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:31:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm. Lacrosse teams are gay
JCVDaaayum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:39:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've clearly never been part of a rugby team.
scootscoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not swim team?
Cheefnuggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what about tennis?
LegendOfPublo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, because gay people don't play sports /s and lacrosse isn't a real sport
AngryEnglishSarcast ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 21:03:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When experimenting, you have to make sure it's scientifically rigorous. Not enjoying a few dicks could've been an error, but the entire team?
Iths ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:16:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gotta try everything twice you know....or 3 or 5 or 6. Solid date right there
Ferovore ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:31:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if he just doesn't like lacrosse players?
AngryEnglishSarcast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:53:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good point, all he established was he didn't like the dicks of lacrosse players. For a complete analysis, he should really try lots of different demographics. Substantial methodological changes need to be made before he can pass peer review for the American Sexuality Journal.
LeBronald_McDonald ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got me
encogneeto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL:
Gaggle of Geese
School of Fish
Murder of Crows
Team of Dicks
AmbroseMalachai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is little that is gayer than a straight lacrosse team. The only thing that is happens to be a squad of straight marines.
spectre78 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:12:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hockey tastes WAY better
ivquatch ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:39:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you at least give family style a go?
kikstuffman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:02:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you could still try football.
Ekman-ish ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:33:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took you the whole team to figure it out?
Psychotrip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did it take the entire lacrosse team to figure that out?
Also, how did you convince the entire lacrosse team to let you suck them off? You may not be gay, but you'd sure as hell be good at it.
semibro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well, try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot.
n3kr0m4nt1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand this reference.
AlmightyRuler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:38:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your sexual awakening was a case of bro gang rape. Cyber hugs for ya, buddy.
deville66 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:43:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really respect this level of thorough experimentation.
Dark_Vengence ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:19:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh la la posh.
wobblywalker ยท 606 points ยท Posted at 13:50:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom says she knew I was straight from when I was a baby, before I could even talk. I'd always watch the men telling stories.
bullshitfree ยท 435 points ยท Posted at 16:12:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh snap. My mom said they knew I was straight as a baby. Any time a man entered the room I was trying to go say hi and hang out. lol
[deleted] ยท 331 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My toddler boy is obsessed with the guy from Panic at the Disco. It's one of the quickest ways to get him to relax for a nap is to find a video with Brendon Urie's face and put it on repeat.
Now I wonder if I'll be telling him that story when he's a teenager if he ends up coming out.
xtreemediocrity ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 21:27:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'll be a great squirming story to tell his first dates no matter which way he turns out I think.
nothingwasavailable0 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:28:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely get it on video multiple times, from multiple angles.
Stalins_Grandson ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 22:49:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, Brendon Urie is a gorgeous man to anyone I think. Source: Am a straight male attracted to Brendon Urie.
MentalBackflips ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:17:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have actually met more straight men in my life who are willing to admit that Brendon Urie is hot than I have met women who are attracted to him.
Artector42 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:17:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched the video for Girls/Girls/Boys a couple years ago, it makes the lyrics a lot clearer. At least I think.
rslogic42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:07:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuck. Ok, I get it for sure now. And as a vocalist myself, I'm just jealous of him even more. My range is not that high :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Exxmorphing ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:48:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It depends on his hairstyle. But most followers of his band will agree that he's a pretty fucking hot mormon.
MentalBackflips ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:30:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So true. He's had some pretty nasty haircuts
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:12:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming out might not be a thing when he's a teenager :P
_PM_ME_YOUR_ARMPITS_ ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:43:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That statement gets dark depending on the near future political climate.
i-zimbra ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:07:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeouch, hadn't seen it that way. :(
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully. โบ
i-zimbra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't that be nice! :)
allora_fair ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:28:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think my favourite is Spencer Smith. I miss that guy and his hips loads.
GreekGeek24 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:47:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you can't really blame him. Have you seen Brendon Urie?
Toxicitor ยท 559 points ยท Posted at 16:40:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mum knew I was straight from when I was born. Said I was so determined to ahve sex I crawled headfirst through a vagina.
HIV4U ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 16:57:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom knew I was straight because during delivery I was stopped at the Y to eat.
senkichi ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:58:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, gross
3Suze ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:43:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/jesuschristreddit
DenverBowie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:41:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! I always figured I was gay in the womb because I was strangling myself with the umbilical cord and had to be cut out rather than get near a snatch!
moaningpilot ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:30:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I told my mum I was 100% gay and she still insists that I'm straight.
bullshitfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WTF? No one should have to put up with that. Sending good thoughts your way.
moaningpilot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denial is a river in egypt
caried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you have a lot of praying to do
shadytrex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:10:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, I'm female and my mom has said I always liked hanging out with men when I was a baby, too, but I'm definitely not straight!
sarcastic_commentary ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:24:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also as straight as a baby.
Pakyul ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:29:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all were some slutty babies.
Psychotrip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:16:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
Stickyjargon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A slag*
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMAO amazing.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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bullshitfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LMFAO! Nah, just knew what I wanted. Never got the hoe thing down. :)
BudweiserSoze ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about five years old, I was in the checkout line with my dad at the grocery store. Tapped him on the arm and pointed to a picture of Dolly Parton on the cover of a tabloid and said, 'Now that is a pretty lady'
That was when my dad knew.
Funny thing is, now that I'm an adult, blondes aren't usually my type.
alhoward ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:57:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have to like blondes to love Dolly.
BudweiserSoze ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:15:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's a badass.
not_so_eloquent ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:54:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I feel about my current 8mo old. Id be perfectly fine if he was gay, but he just acts so "boyish". If give him something new the order of operation is: hit it with hands, grab it and bash it on ground, suck on it a little, bash it some more, throw it across the room, race after it, bash it against the ground for good measure. He wants to take everything apart. I had nieces and they just seemed so much more gentle and more mentally stimulated than physically stimulated.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:09:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure straight is what everyone assumes when you're a baby anyway, so...
wobblywalker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At first I thought that too but it got me thinking and I've noticed when I walk around with my boyfriend there are definitely some young children/babies that pay more attention to one of us than the other depending on their gender. It could just be my brain/observations trying to confirm this bias but I've seen it enough that I'm convinced you can tell for some babies/kids (not all, but definitely some)
Darexmeister ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:54:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my best friend's parents went to find out their new baby's gender, the first thing they saw when they got a view of him was him pointing, with both hands, at his larger-than-normal dick. The doctor turned to them and just said "Well i guess there's no question here".
avogando ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 14:40:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 and started looking for pictures of naked women on the internet.
gtrogers ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 19:29:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You darned kids have it way toe easy these days. Back in my day we had to rely on stolen/shared porno magazines found in the forest or use the bra section in the JC Penny's catalog. shakes cane angrily
greenbabyshit ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:28:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I wasn't the only one who found porn in the woods.
Cel_Drow ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:40:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes wonder if there was some unspoken hero before the age of the internet that was basically the Johnny Appleseed of porno mags. Nobody I've ever known who ever owned a porno mag ever threw it into the woods. Yet somehow many people found porn in the woods.
douglas-fir ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:14:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be me -Johnny Appleseed of Playboy. Bloody hell, I wasn't hiding my stash in the woods for somebody to find ... it just seemed like the best place to hide it so my mother wouldn't find it -in the woods, under a bridge etc. But I'd like come back the next day and it would be gone.
cheers_grills ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:32:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back in my days we were masturbating to rocks.
AveragePacifist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:58:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexy rocks
rolyatnai2011 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:01:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And extra curvy pieces of driftwood!
bigpony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was so much porn in forests back in the day.
topplemagazine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:04:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The very first thing I did on the internet was look up Dragon Ball Z pictures
Mostafa_6607 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:26:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first thing i did was trying to download games on a dial up connection
robertx33 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit 8? I didn't realize until I was 11 or more I think.
Mikeyxx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a concerned and aware parent...I was going through my 8 year olds search history. In his voice searches I could hear him whisper "naked girls" in a hushed tone.
That's when I knew my son was a 97โ er.
chaosfire235 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:29:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such clinical terms too.
"Sexy womens"
"Naked girls kissing"
"naked sexy breast kissing"
I actually don't remember what my first proper porn was. Before that though, I remember the good ol days on Newgrounds.
ordonuts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually stumbled onto a website of a woman stripping at party. Kept watching even thought my computer was in a living room and my parents were home. My friend was there too and he didn't comment about that till years later. We were 10 at the time.
GachiGachiFireBall ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:56:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol same i used to randomly just watch porn and just tilt the screen a little bit thinking they couldnt see lmao. I was insane back in the day.
Dr_Awesome867 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:01:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I distinctly remember looking up "girls with no clothes on" on Yahoo when I was 9.
MistressLiliana ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 15:42:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not entirely sure. I find some women sexually attractive, but I don't want to fuck them, and I am sure I don't feel romantic feelings toward them.
ophelieraebans ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:20:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. A sexy girl turns me on. But it's going to make me want a dick, not chow down on some clam. And I've never been able to maintain a romantic interest in a girl. I've slept with a few girls, but I've never been able to be real enthusiastic about it.
KuntaStillSingle ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:17:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something feminine penis best penis
BitGladius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something as long as it's cute
PancakeInvaders ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:25:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 23M and that's how I feel about other dudes
Raibean ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:12:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you aromantic?
nuplsstahp ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:57:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he smells quite bad actually
MistressLiliana ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:22:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I wouldn't consider either of us that, my husband is borderline asexual though.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:18:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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alfaleets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is hard, but certainly possible. I think I'm pretty lucky. I've been with a very understanding non-asexual man for the past ten years. It's difficult at times, but we try to compromise.
Egrizzzzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just chiming in to say it's very possible. My fiance helped me find out about asexuality just before we stared dating, so she knew all along. A lot of the time if they like YOU, being ace is just another thing that's so you to love.
alfaleets ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:18:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand! The idea of doing anything sexual is not appealing at all nor am I interested in romance. I just find the female form to be so hot sometimes. I can appreciate the hell out of a nice ass, but I don't want to touch it!
oopsa-daisy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeppers
nerak1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I understand completely. I enjoy the female form and sometimes flirt with girls, but I don't enjoy doing things with them sexually. I guess that makes me a tease.
hunted7fold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name doesn't check out
vomitous_rectum ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 17:44:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tried to masturbate to gay scenarios to see if I was into it. I came, but it was a chore.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:30:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't nothing wrong with being adaptable. I don't think I am to that degree.
splifs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I did it, how my father did it, and his father before him. Someday I will have a son and he will also find out this way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've done that but then again I can cum over anything
CrispyBacon_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My trick is to look at a picture of a guy.. no boner, your straight, boner? Your gay..
andybeebop ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 16:26:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw David Bowie in Labyrinth.
theredditgotme ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He kick started my sexual awakening too.... !!
SpaceBooterfly ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:14:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still question myself if I am gay or not because of that man.
ButtsexEurope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:20:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, the area.
seolhyun01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:47:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, I specifically remember wondering as a small child why I felt so "weird" about that movie and watched it on repeat with my friends. It wasn't until mid-twenties that I realized that I was literally sexually attracted to him. (The area, I suppose.)
ivquatch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicks dig the cod piece
PhobosIsDead ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: Bowie's costume made him sweat a bunch, especially around his crotch, so he jammed a bunch of potpourri into his pants to smell less like ball sweat. The director thought it was hilarious, and told him to keep it. At least, that's what I heard
PMMEPICSOFSALAD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was his excuse when someone called him out on stuffing his pants more like :D
AlmightyRuler ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:48:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Director: "Damnit, Bowie! What the hell?! There's a 16 year old girl on set, and you're stuffing your crotch?!!"
Bowie: "Stuffing...? <looks down> Oh...um...it's...potpourri! Yes, potpourri! All these lights are...um...causing me to excessively sweat, so...crotch smell?"
Director: "...Well, why didn't you say so? I'll have make-up get some deodorizer for you."
Connelly: "Please leave it."
Bowei: "...damnit...not again."
SassyAssAssassin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:21:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Davdi Bowei
PhobosIsDead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would definitely be a very Bowie thing to do, wouldn't it?
MaddSpeekz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:00 on December 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same. Same. Same. Those pants.
JuniperusRain ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 18:37:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually grew up thinking everyone was attracted to men and women, but you partnered up with the opposite sex just because. As I got older and learned about different orientations, I identified as a lesbian and then as bisexual, however...
I had my first kiss with a girl in HS. I'd been crushing on her for years, but when we finally kissed I thought, "Her lips are too soft. Everything about this is too soft. Why am I not turned on right now?"
I went on to have exciting, hot sex with various men, still identifying as bisexual. I told myself the only reason I'd been exclusively dating guys was because they're the only ones who pursue me. I'm too shy to be the pursuer and too feminine to attract the attention of lesbians.
A couple years ago, I decided to look for women on dating apps. I never replied to any messages I got. I never felt any serious interest in the girls I matched with.
I'm slowly coming to terms with identifying as straight, or at most "heteroflexible". I fantasize about girls, masturbate to girls, crush on girls. But guys are far more sexually and romantically exciting to me, and I find myself choosing to spend my sexual/romantic energy on them instead of women over and over again when faced with the choice in real life. I think that makes me, for all intents and purposes, more "straight" than "bi".
ravensflame ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:23:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am similar. I enjoy sexy women, I have fantasies, but I'm super happy in my heterosexual realtionship. Somehow cock is jyst, better....
rslogic42 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:21:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sound like the female version of me. The moment I found "heteroflexible" I knew it was the closest single-word definition that fit.
I have only ever crushed on girls, but the fantasy of being a man's play-thing still turns me on. In actual practice, though, it has never been as good as in my head. Whenever I go on apps or CL to check out guy's postings, the fantasy still works, but I very rarely want to get out of the comfort of my home to do anything about it.
I'd still touch or suck a dick with no problem, but I don't feel like going out of my way for it. I'd drive a couple hundred miles for a very attractive woman though.
Airstew ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:08:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But like, that's the best part about girls! They're always so soft and smell amazing. I'm a straight dude and I could never even imagine being into guys, they're total assholes and are disgusting and have weird faces/bodies. I honestly don't understand how anyone could be attracted to anyone who isn't a girl. They're just so fucking perfect.
But hey, the fact that a significant part of the population isn't into girls means that sometimes one will be really into me and I get to have sex with them in a way that is mutually gratifying for both of us! I may not understand what straight girls see in me but I appreciate it so fucking much anyways.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:24:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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PhlogistonParadise ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:32:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a word: power
Also passion. I'm attracted to people who are not tepid, timid, or boring. Some guys take it too far though.
FallingOffALog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, people have different tastes. I'm straight but it's not the testosterone-laden guys that turn me on. I have a thing for really effeminate guys that look young and soft and scrawny, instead of the hairy, muscular, "manly" men. I was so sad when beards became trendy.
snemand ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:26:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw a woman, think she's a therapist, who had developed this scale of sexualism with one end being totally hetero and the other totally homosexual.
She went on about averages in her "research" (putting this in " because I don't remember how scientific she was) and she said that men were generally at either end of the scale whilst women rarely were. They were often at a 3-4 (one end being 1 and the other 10) or 7-8 meaning that in most cases they were attracted to one sex but could see themselves with the other.
Humans are complicated. I think that for many it's dependant on the person. Sometimes the attraction is purely physical, sometimes the mind is what is attractive.
bannana_surgery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not just the Kinsey scale?
Ninja edit: I feel like me and these other ladies are hanging out at like a 1.
snemand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably some reworked model of this.
Egrizzzzz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:13:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's perfectly fine to be 90% into guys and 10% into girls, doesn't make you less bi. But if straight is easier for you or what you prefer, don't mind me!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:44:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like me. Being bi has been such an incontrovertible part of my identity for so long that coming to terms with being mostly straight is really unsettling.
[deleted] ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 13:49:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the video for Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted Snake"
jefesignups ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:33:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was "Opposites Attract"
earnedmystripes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:00:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MC Skat kat was pretty hot
logangrey123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby since we never, ever agree
RainingFireInTheSky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had forgotten all about that video until I read this. I had it videotaped to watch over and over. That black dress...
hotdimsum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's not even a dress. just seethrough top with a black bra and a black tiny skirt over black stockings.
Jellogirl ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:54:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, it's her Rush Rush video is what cemented me as a straight female.
Dat Hot Hot Keanu. What you do to me.
thesearstower ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:37:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine was Janet Jackson's "Love Will Never Do."
Letspretendweregrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Janet was a queen back then. It was Mariah for me.
DancePartyUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was one of the things that made me know I was bisexual.
Phonics_Frog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn. In retrospect, that might have also been the moment for me. That video is so hot.
thelasershow ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:41:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade my crush talked to me and I barfed in excitement.
ZAS100 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:42:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Young Stan Marsh
LonelyTimeTraveller ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 14:38:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In elementary when I got a crush on Emma Watson
Zephyr104 ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 16:39:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The goblet of fire yule ball scene.
chrisjjs300 ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 16:51:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Personally, the scene where she punched Draco right in the face
CatFatPat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:13:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I don't think you guys get it. OP went to elementary school with Emma Watson.
LonelyTimeTraveller ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish
HerrKRAKEN ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:04:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I'm not the only one
StoleThisFromYou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right?
facetiousfag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hnnng... I want Emma Watson to punch me in the face... hnnnnggggg"
Gladdstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same, dude. I don't know what it was about that scene, but damn.
Ivanthecow ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:10:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First showing, she walks on screen, theatre gasps and my buddy says loud enough for everyone to hear, "Ho-ly statutory." Much guffawing commenced.
AvuncularPederast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then you shook everyone's hand right?
Ivanthecow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:57:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I wasn't the one who said it.
Merrick_17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:48:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When?"
"Elementary my dear Watson"
parkaprep ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My first girl crush was Emma Watson when I was ten. I didn't want her sexually yet but figured that if we got married, it would be like having a sleepover every single night and cuddling and stuff. That didn't make me gay or anything.
I turned out to be very, very gay.
nuplsstahp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So gay
darkchiefy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:52 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it could have involved "sleepovers" with cuddling and "stuff"
mercilessmagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:51 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Her name is Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is very fine.
kezza596 ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 14:36:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, when Gerard way and frank iero made out on stage, I had no idea if I was straight or into gay porn. That was a questionable time in my life.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:00:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the testeserone in MCR went to Ray Toro.
kezza596 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:06:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno man, Bob Bryar seemed to be stealing it all away in my opinion.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:07:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah he was busy stealing money lol
allora_fair ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never forget those gifs of him rolling around shirtless with Dewees (I'm pretty sure it was James at least) though
PM_ME_SOUTH_PARK ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:28:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i've been stuck in this limbo since i was 13
CJ090 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:49:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gerard and Frank and made out?
kezza596 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:20:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot. Check out the term Frerard.
theblackveil ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:25:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just did some independent research... yea. They made out a lot. May have even contributed to the band breaking up.
secretlynotfatih ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:24:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight guy here. I feel you there.
allora_fair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been years and I'm pretty sure I'm still gay for Gerard Way
hatessw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:14:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both? /r/TotallyStraight
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh GOD It was then that I realized I had a thing for watching two guys do stuff And as a chick I had no Idea what that meant and was very confused/terrified and incredibly aroused Good times.
darkbreak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:43 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gerard can make anyone question their sexuality.
Expert__Witness ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:55:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I would steal my moms JC Penney catalogues to look at the lingerie section. I loved it and I had no idea why. I was like 8.
Also in kindergarten there was a girl I always sat on the carpet next to and we held hands every day.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:01:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Victoria's Secrets were like a treasure trove of feelings I didn't understand
hooper12345 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Also in kindergarten there was a girl I always sat on the carpet next to and we held hands every day. "
Save some pussy for the rest of us.
crusoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This too.
assholesuckonit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yea as an old guy, the sears catalog with womans underwear. also someone in 4th grade brought in playing cards with naked women
Lt_Duckweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit this was me as a 5 year old. Poor 5 year old me had no idea what was happening to my peen.
incipit-satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:53 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awww <3
iteotwawki ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:09:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two words "Winnie Cooper"
ghostinthemachine5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
100 times yes.
Selphie12 ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 15:15:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I sat down one day and thought "Y'know, I'd love to be gay or bi, but vaginas are pretty gross. I don't even like my one. Why would I trust my face in someone elses."
[deleted] ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:32:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats so funny, I knew I was straight when I had the exact opposite reaction to vaginas!
Mitch_from_Boston ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:01:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like staring into heaven.
KuntaStillSingle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:23:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they look gross but so does guacamole.
BukkitGod ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:28:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, vaginas bleed every month and they have weird flaps. Pretty gross if you ask me.
pokemaugn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well for vampires who love sucking on velvety skin, it's the best
elizabeth318 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly how I realized I was straight too.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dude felt the same way. At one point I was like fuck guys I'm done with them. But then I had the same thought. don't want to deal with another women's shit and boobs and vaginas gross me out. Not in a bad way. I have many bi, les, and gay friends. Lol it was a funny and frustrating thought!
waslookoutforchris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:11:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might just have some deferred maintence on yours. A little bit of elbow grease and then keeping up the recommended maintenance schedule should have you in possession of a not-gross vagina.
pm_me_xxxmas_pics ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:13:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, if you don't like it, I'd be more than happy to take it from you. Figuratively speaking, of course.
theblackveil ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:28:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's your best X-rated Christmas PM?
jthanson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your pragmatic reasoning.
Socialist_Scum ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 13:55:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A long time ago in Vietnam...
lord_syphilis ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 14:26:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
username checks out
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:45:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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lord_syphilis ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:53:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank's
Cruzzfish1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I made that mistake.
lord_syphilis ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:57:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's never too late to go back. Except for syphilis I guess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't there a shot?
lord_syphilis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
idk, it really makes me sad that you guys think I actually have syphilis
Ferfrendongles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok to be in denial, person-who-obviously-has-syphilis. It's a necessary step. We're here for you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really think you do, just don't like the inaccuracy when you said there's no going back because I'm an asshole
disgustipate ยท 925 points ยท Posted at 16:08:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I liked kissing all the girls in my 2nd grade class. I got fired from my teaching position shortly after.
MegaGuy28 ยท 351 points ยท Posted at 18:00:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh
HunterCatato ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 17:31:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Name checks out
SocialNothing ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:51:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/jesuschristreddit
Matiya024 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:40 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/itsjasonbourne
DuckSmash ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:13:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you learned something about yourself. Your first teaching job always has a few hiccups right?
dynamite1985 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:41:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now he teaches 1st graders
KuroNaut ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:34:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just busted out laughing at work. Thank you
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:44:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're awful and I'm laughing. Good job
SFSorrow4379 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucked up
Losermcloserson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's filthy.
Reddit_User479 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godammit, who let Fogle have a teaching job here?
HissingGoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:08 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he was teaching web design at his prison...
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that escalated quickly. How is jail?
lenaaschenputtel ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:44:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/jesuschristreddit
weaksaucedude ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 16:20:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw this.
Rand-AlThor ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:03:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click of the day
Uncle-Vern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I crushed HEAVILY on the blonde chick in Buck Rogers in the 25th century- Erin Gray was the actress. I was 3yo.
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmm my fave.
[deleted] ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 14:00:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I stopped masturbsting to guys
[deleted] ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 17:16:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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10987654321blastoff ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:49:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noice
rslogic42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:23:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's probably for the best. The ice would just make them soft.
spremicidekiller ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:46:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Word around the office is that you have a big cock.
DenverBowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a fat cock too.
savageartichoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that when you're going so hard you break a bone...r?
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:42:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mortal_rombat17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:22:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's unreal in that movie
NoobertDowneyJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sarah Michelle Gellar for me
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:17:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 5th grade and my dick got hard talking to a girl I liked.
Santa1936 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still happens, and I'm nineteen. The trick is to just never talk to women
Tylensus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21 and doing great on that front coach! When do the crippling loneliness and depression start to wear off? :'D
Santa1936 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, I don't know. You're further along in this shitty game than I am
Datdus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:54:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor girl.
[deleted] ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 15:57:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
14, interacting with my first boyfriend: "I want that d" (didn't get it btw)
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:58:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Tylensus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:19:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's so weird seeing people my brother's age on here. I assume most redditors are older than me, but the longer I'm trapped on this god forsaken website, the less true that is.
S62anyone ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:12:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serious question....If you were that frisky at 14 can I ask if you did the whole casual sex thing for many years or did you only sleep with guys you dated?
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:53:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is still a virginMany years? I'm only 16! (Oh god, do my comments read like an older lady? O.o)
Edit: Words
[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always assume everyone is like 20-30 on Reddit. It never made sense that someone could be younger than that.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:15:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, none of my friends even know what Reddit is, so you're kinda right
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on a second. I'm 14 and on Reddit. Mainly because of /r/DestinyTheGame though.
The main reason I am on /r/AskReddit is because of the funny answers you see. Helps me relieve stress.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same! Before I made a reddit account, I used to read old /r/askreddit posts when I was bored
PenguinKun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, time really flies on this subreddit.
DoubleG_17 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:51:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Kind of sad but I read ask reddit to see how people live their lives because I'm currently 17 and have been extremely ill(hospitalized for 50 days 6 surgeries) and not been able to go to high school and enjoy it like everyone else. Sometimes I find myself spending hours on ask reddit and it always makes me smile seeing how weird and unique everyone is.
K_Lobstah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:01:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Branch out. For real. There are so many amazing subreddits, life changing subreddits in some cases.
Look at sidebars and search this sub for "best subreddits" or variations thereof. This site is amazing because there are amazing people on this site.
PenguinKun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:36:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that must be bad. Stay strong :)
Cuddlyaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? In freshman year of high school my friends (ok one friend) would talk about reddit a bunch, especially /r/cringe and /r/cringepics and everyone else in the class had also heard of it, he was cool so I tried it out
TheMonarK ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:50:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it weird that I started browsing reddit 7 years ago when I was 10?
rslogic42 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:14:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know it was a thing until last year really (when I was 29). But at 10 I was browsing other forums for video games mostly but the conversations would often stray from games to other topics.
TL;DR: No, not weird.
xande010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not at all. When I was 10 I would read online forums all day. The internet is such a goldmine, even to kids. You can read about conspiracy theories (I used to watch X-Files and read tons and tons of conspiracies), gaming related stuff (when I was 11 I would play Tibia a lot, and I learned lua programming while having fun), etc.
Reddit is just several of these put together. I know I would've loved it as a kid. There are so many amazing communities here.
pokexchespin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, not many do I think, I'm one of them though, so feel free to murder me.
Eonexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, I'm 17.
shawnoisgoneyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 20 and just found out about the shit storm that is reddit
Agent_Potato56 ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 21:59:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean hell, I'm 14 years old. You assume wrong xD
10_15_10_15 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 22:02:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't use xD on reddit.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:16:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xD
coltzero ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:23:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xD
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:35:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The reddit mentality is a fickle bitch
Eonexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why...? lol
10_15_10_15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People don't like it
zangent ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:58:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:P ๐
Zet_the_Arc_Warden ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:41:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ecksdee
SniperNumber3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:52:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kappa
misterpopo_true ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh my r/dota2 brethren
HallwayHomicide ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:37:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would think 20 trillion years is enough to be considered "many years"
/r/unexpectedfactorial
360triplescope ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:56:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It... it doesn't work like that.
HallwayHomicide ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh really? Enlighten me.
360triplescope ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:07:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't link a subreddit to your own comment. Somebody else has to do it or else it just ruins the joke.
HallwayHomicide ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:16:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough. I'm still not changing it.
KSFT__ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:43:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
here you go:
/r/unexpectedfactorial
Stealthy_Bird ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:45:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yay, there are dozens of us! DOZENS!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can one of you give me a ride home? I only have my permit
Mr_Pallm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:19:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am really dumb and cant tell if the first part is a hint... Or if you lost it in the last 3 hours
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:22:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll never know...
Mr_Pallm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:38:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ur riiiight... Ok.
AmiChaelle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:56:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Younger Me. Your life is going to be SO MUCH FUN. Enjoy it, be safe, be smart, and learn to trust your gut. Also, guys get clingy fast; watch out for that. Otherwise have fun, sweetie. PM me if you need or want to.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:19:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much! It's nice to get a little positivity about this stuff
nacho-average-food ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sixteen, and I still assume everyone is in their thirties, but I also assume they live with their parents, so...
S62anyone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:32:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sooooo.....I'm guessing.....huh?
Xomnik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
14 is when I was finally first kinda interested, which apparently kinda feels late compared to everyone else. But I was sure I was alone so I've had no 'romantic' social interaction and bam now I'm an adult and don't know where to start
SirDickslap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How old are you? I didn't get my first girlfriend until I was 18 and had no experience before that. Sure it was weird, awkward and a lot of learning was involved (she hadn't had anything serious before me). But it happened. Some of my friends are 19 and haven't had a serious girlfriend. Don't worry, it'll happen.
Xomnik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few years older... I don't know why but I click on every relationship thing on askreddit, and it probably doesn't help, but I do see that there are lots of people that just... are like me I guess in having no experience and now being old enough that having these beginning feelings and not really knowing what to do so not acting on any of them is where we're at. There's just a lot I think about, but I could go on about useless stuff for a while, so that's a condensed version on how I feel I guess
SirDickslap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, same. I remember wanting nothing more than someone to cuddle up with and be completely comfortable with, it wasn't even about the sexual aspects. And then it just sort of happened, I found someone who I think is cute and put in a lot of effort into talking with her. Slowly we grew to like each other and started to hang out more. I asked her to come to prom with me, and since she was pretty much my girlfriend without the title she accepted. After prom it became official. We didn't actually kiss until a month and a half later.
Xomnik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:23 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Now that it's getting to be around the holidays, and I'm working a lot, when I'm not working, laying in bed is all I do. Being depressed and feeling very... unemotional... I just feel empty. In the end I'm glad I have my family, otherwise I'd really have nothing
SirDickslap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:45 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Work is draining dude... You need to force yourself to get out of bed. That's really bad. Go hang out with friends and if you don't want to do that go for a walk for the sake of not being in bed. But keep up your social contacts!
pyroSeven ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that's when your first boyfriend realized he wasn't straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have no clue how right you might be
HighTide19 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:15:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did your boyfriend say that?
[deleted] ยท -57 points ยท Posted at 18:02:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know 14 year olds even thought about sex.
Imworried45 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/s?
[deleted] ยท -35 points ยท Posted at 18:52:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For girls? No not really. I legit didn't think they did until they were like 18.
CombatMagic ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:18:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first gf and I had sex when she was 13/14... after the first phase of timidness, she went fully nympho the whole year we dated...
It was not unusual, other girls from the same school started being sexually active at 12/13...
serenwipiti ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:14:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
28 year old woman here- remember being boy crazy as early as kindergarten and actively wanted to experience sex from about the age of 12 (lost virginity at 15).
Johnny90 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:37:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aw, bless your heart.
_Rogue_Shadow_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
ASharkWhoWalks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
14 year old women are some of the biggest porn watchers on earth
IntrinsicSurgeon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't think teenage girls were sexual beings? My goodness this world is sad sometimes.
Baltowolf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well seeing as my fiance's mom was just shy of 14 when my fiance was born... Yeah I think so.
brainlesscollegegirl ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:18:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl here. I've wanted to have sex since before I knew what sex was. Was 9-10 when I started masturbating. Didn't start menstruating until 13. Misconceptions like this, which were actually perpetuated more by my church than anything else(boys want sex and girls don't unless they are sluts/nymphos!), are the reason I thought I was disgusting for years though...
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 22:25:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah blame me for your problems.
SniperNumber3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:54:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a church?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the best
brainlesscollegegirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:52 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I didn't mean to sound so accusatory. It's just weird going from "Sex bad!" to "Sex good!".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:47 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough. I'm a brainlesscollegeboy so I don't understand stuff.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was aware of it at 12, actively thinking about it at 13. So yeah, they do
chuckymack ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 14:41:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember trying to look up my preschool teacher's skirt. So, probably then. Three years old.
robloxdude420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get caught?
chuckymack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. I didn't get in trouble, she was sitting down and adjusted her skirt.
KKona23456 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 22:11:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna go with 1. there's almost no way you remember something from when you were 3 years old, and 2. three year olds do not have any sort of sex drive, so if this even happened at all you were probably just trying to look up her skirt because kids do random shit, and not because "dude I'm 3 and I love vagina".
chuckymack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The question wasn't 'When did you first get a raging hard-on and want to fuck a bitch?', it was 'When did you know you were straight?'
Realshoebox ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 16:12:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Watching Hercules when I was younger and having my pre pubescent penis get hard whenever Meg came on
Also in 5th grade, we had a pool party and a couple of girls showed up in bikinis and I was all like, "Hey, me likey!"
veertamizhan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me - 2nd grade. Here in India, pools have different hours for men and women. So I had this after school swimming class. This girl in my class came out of the pool wearing a swim suit. I remember my jaw dropping and smiling at her like an idiot.
Tylensus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:24:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meg's voice always got me. Great choice of VA on Disney's part.
wahootim ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:19:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After getting my first real job after college, it was Thanksgiving and home was a 16 hour drive, but New Orleans was just a few hours away. I went and grabbed a cheap hotel room and explored the french quarter. I rolled into a bar to start my evening off and started chatting with the locals. I was a few drinks in before I realized that I was in a gay bar.
Growing up (in my mid forties now) I had a neighbor whose son was gay. He was about 10 year older than me and I counted him as a friend. So the realization that I was in a gay bar was a bit surprising, but I wasn't freaked out or intimidated by my situation. It was novel and the guys were all so nice.
There was one fella that was about my age who had been chatting me up when the realization came and I turned to him and said, "I just realized that I think I am in a gay bar and that means you are probably hitting on me." I said it with a slight smile on my face and I am sure a little bit of amusement showing in my eyes. He replied that he was surprised that I didn't know and that yes he was hitting on me. I told him that I was straight and we then preceded to discuss what it meant to be gay or straight. He asked my why I thought I was straight.
I then said with a clarity that only the right amount of inebriation can give you, "Every time I look into woman's face I wonder what she would look like when she is cumming. When I look into a man's face, I don't want to know."
We both concluded that I was straight. We continued to drink, hit a few more bars and only parted ways when we both found more suitable company to satiate our desires. I really like New Orleans and have been back a number of times since.
Falcon244 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:50:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The last sentence of this is sneaky fantastic
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:45:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I might have been bi until I was like 22. Eventually I tried fuckin' a dude, been comfortable in my straightness ever sense.
If that makes sense.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda, but I'm sure I'd get a lot of shit for admitting it IRL.
My current policy is the only reason I don't fuck dudes is because I have yet to find a guy who's sexually attractive. Probably something most people would agree with if they really thought about it.
PancakeInvaders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:56 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/pMx7w33LbNc
Check mate
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:00 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what, yeah. I'd hit that.
PancakeInvaders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:55 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After further investigation, the model doesn't indentify as a male
Source
So I guess we're still not bi
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:22 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Serious respect there. With how easy it is for people to get caught up in their self identity and what they present and all the trouble that can cause, this person just lets you address them by what they look like.
What an easygoing way to handle it.
CritikalErr0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes perfect since.
CarelessCogitation ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:16:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four years old, Vanna White.
ItPutsLotionOnItSkin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:58:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Jr. High. My brother brought a random entertainment magazine home. It had Vanna White's name on the front page. I knew she was pretty so I looked through it and found it. It was one of her earlier nude pic. Nothing hardcore just her in a see through teddy. I looked at it and memorize it. I got bored and flung it. It landed open and face down. Later my mom was cleaning up and picked up the magazine, she looked at the open page. Guess which one it was. Yup, she ripped out the little square and put it up. Later I fumbled through it and it was gone. http://imgur.com/1z2F4Ii
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who she is but she is hot. I clicked on the image below.
CanadianSon ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:53:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did molly 2-3 years back and my buddy and I kissed. Looked at each right after and at the same time said "definitely not gay".
elemein ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:22:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the same time? Sounds like you two are gay soul mates. :}
CanadianSon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:56:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heterosexual life partners*
AngryPumpkinx2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:54:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The blowjob must have been really awkward after that.
CritikalErr0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:41:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popped a Molly. Not sweatin.
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:21:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid in 2005 and watched titanic for the first time. Leonardo DiCaprio. Hubba hubba mama in trubba.
SATANONITE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not the kate winslet scene? when shes on the raft? that pretty much solidified me being straight. Oh... you are a girl... it just clicked
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:27:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like Kate winslet: she's my second favorite actress( Ann Hathaway is my favorite because of the princess diaries series and devil wears Prada).
However DiCaprio's hotness can make the sun seem cold.
rhaizee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:21:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even him now?? Cause winslet and hathaway only got more attractive with age.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will always love leonardo dicaprio, gerard way, and matthew grey gublr with the love of 1000 suns no matter what.
IntrinsicSurgeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think DiCaprio looks better now too. Then again, I've always preferred guys who are a bit older.
Unicorncuddletime ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:54:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooters. Uncle took me. I asked for a balloon and my uncle told the girl,"I dont think those are the balloons he wants" because I was staring so hard.
TickNut ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:12:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your uncle is a legend!
crusoe ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:56:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My older cousin had a hot girlfriend at the time and seeing her in a bikini... Ohlalala
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:26:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 12 and switching between programs untill I got to that German Sex ads programe and got a hard on
chachicka22 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:57:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boys have given me butterflies in my tummy since I was in preschool. College experimentation with women proved to be physically exciting, but I've never been emotionally fulfilled by a woman in the same way that I've been able to connect and fall in love with men.
mulierbona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I completely understand.
SpaceBooterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the same way but with woman, during college experimentation my then girlfriend said we had to make sure we weren't gay, we made out with our own sex, and proceeded to hate it and tell our friends to never tell anyone.
TruthSpeaker ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought girls were soppy and didn't want to have anything to do with them. My friend Andrew and I used to talk about having a house together when we were older which would have lots of clever gadgets. It was going to be great. Two guys and no girls.
Then I saw a picture of a naked lady and decided on a change of plan.
steveyboots ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:09:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad used to subscribe to Playboy and I went through a bunch of old issues and ripped out the centerfolds. I knew I was straight and that I strongly preferred blondes.
DuckDuckOuch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:19:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This right here is a gentleman....
thudly ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:43:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was around 9 years old. I found an erotic novel in a box of books in a closet. I started reading it. I got a boner and started tugging it when the hero of the story got to fucking his beautiful young teacher. Later in the story, some dude knelt down and started sucking him off. I skipped those parts. It wasn't out of homophobia. I was only 9. And nobody was watching me, so if I was gay, I probably would have skipped everything but those gay parts.
I just really was only interested in the dude banging women.
[deleted] ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 13:50:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MarioThePumer ยท 307 points ยท Posted at 15:56:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Oedipus
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:50:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Oedipus didn't know it was his mother, and was repulsed when he found out.
spaceklods ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:26:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just be careful and don't stab out your eyes.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:07:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or kill your dad.
JsMaK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, his arms were just broken
NervousDendrite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:34:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He could also be Sigmund Freud.
tlahwm1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing you and the people upvoting you never actually read that trilogy, because your metaphor makes zero sense in this context.
ALJOkiller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trilogy? Oedipus Rex is a play
sanferns ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sophocles wrote three plays involving Oedipus and his family that were meant to be experienced like a trilogy: Oedipus the King/Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, and Antigone.
ALJOkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but Oedipus Rex is where the motherfucker meme mainly comes from
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 14:08:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh the infamous mother sex dream. A boys right of passage.
lord_syphilis ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:26:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so that means I was on the right way all this time?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:39:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to Freud, yes
Henniferlopez87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Norman Bates.
hotdimsum ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:19:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY.
D3RP4L3RT ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:34:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have your arms healed?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooh ooh I know it... Every fucking thread?
moralesnery ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
obligatory "EVERY FUCKING THREAD" comment.
kidofpride93 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Safety.....never existed....
arhanv ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:30:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something broken arms
Notyourfwiendbuddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incest is wincest, I guess.
scottjackal ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:12:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/jesuschristreddit
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During a FFM threesome. Was disappointed everytime it came to the FF action but excited for the d
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:04:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the 3rd grade at a school that went to grade 8. Some of the classes put on a show for Christmas and one of the older grades did some kind of dance routine. There was one girl who just danced her heart out, and I couldn't take my eyes off of her! It wasn't just that she was pretty but also she had this confidence and made it seem like it was no big deal. She was a bunch of grades older, and there was no way I would have ever talked to her. But I remember seeing her at recess after and just being in awe. I didn't even know why haha.
egnards ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:46:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess when you're young and naive you always kind of just assume you're straight even though you don't have a word for it - You're just normal [not that being gay isn't normal. . I just mean you don't really think about those things].
In 1997 I was 10 years old - my dad and I were set to watch the Mike Tyson vs Holyfield fight on our totally illegal cable box up in my brothers room [he was away on a trip], dad was downstairs at the time. I was flipping through the totally not legal channels and saw one naked girl on top of another naked girl going at it 69 style, I didn't know what the hell it was but I really liked it - - -I also knew I should change the channel when I heard my dad walking up the stairs.
. . .that was my first inclination that I was straight, or at the very least liked girls.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:12:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm female and I was about five. Saw a Marlon Brando type in tight jeans. Dreamt about him that night in a graphic fashion. Told my mom the next morning and she begged me to never tell anyone.
Tylensus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:26:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You let mama down, lil' miss.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's been 57 years and she's passed, so maybe I'm safe. :) Still remember it because it was pretty precocious and interesting and somewhat unnerving to think of now.
EvidentlyTrue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much for that request eh?
soychild ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:43:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was when as a teenager I realized I got terribly shy around a cute guy, but the second a pretty girl walked in I want to befriend them immediately and ask what brow pencil they use.
MadScienceIntern ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:47:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first couple times I fucked a guy I just wasn't that into it. I feel like I was just going with the flow, doing what everyone else told me to do, but it just felt... wrong somehow. I don't really know how to describe it. I sort of avoided dating because of it. I think I always knew, I just wasn't ready to accept it.
When I left my small town to go to college in the city I suddenly found that on my own, away from all my friends and family, even though it was scary, there was a real excitement to it. I could be whoever I wanted to be.
I was at a party and pretty drunk. I started talking to a girl... One thing led to another. The first kiss was awkward but exciting. Then the floodgates opened.
I'm going back home for winter break soon. Still a little nervous about telling my parents. Wish me luck Reddit.
iReadit93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:26:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck
Dark_Vengence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sploosh! Good luck!
Bluedragon1612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best of luck!
jgwink2 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:29:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 or 8 I went with my mom to visit one of her friends from college - for the purposes of this story we'll call her Cathy. Cathy was a stay at home mom with 2 daughters and used to watch some of the neighborhood kids after school until their parents got home, they were all girls probaby 5 in total. My brother and I spent the day with them and it was somewhat awkward. Spending any significant time with girls at that age is kind of weird as a boy, cooties and all that stuff, but our mother was having fun so we muddled through. After awhile the adults wanted some time to talk alone so all us kids were sent to the basement to play. Upon arriving in said basement all the girls lined up on the couch and started chanting 'the dirty diaper dance'. I had no idea wtf was going on but after a few seconds of dancing somewhat erratically all the girls dropped their pants and underwear and full frontal flashed my brother and I. From that point on I started paying more attention to girls.
ripplecutbuddha2 ยท 250 points ยท Posted at 14:13:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um....when knew I....would never....want a dick...up my ass....
SqAznPersuasion ยท 312 points ยท Posted at 14:19:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some of us knew we were straight BECAUSE we wanted a dick in our ass.
raznarukus ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 17:11:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like your third post in this thread talking about anal. You really like getting fucked in the ass, don't you? Is that your "ultimate"?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 17:15:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I like it. But No, it's not my ultimate. For whatever reason, anal sure gets the upvotes.
feedmewierdthing ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never met a girl who liked anal.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:08:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't been talking to the right kind of girl, OR ALL the girls you've met have been preyed upon by jerks who think ass is like pussy.
Ineffable_yet_f-able ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:15:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is ass like then? My girlfriend wants to try it and I want to make sure it goes well for her.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:29:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motto: seduce the ass.
Be gentle, and communicative. She needs to talk to you too. If it hurts, STOP.
Go slow, don't expect to get your dick wet on the first session. Make a weekend out of it, with lots of encounters to go further each time. Kiss, fondle, delicately stretch. Don't do anything quickly. The muscle contracting quickly is what hurts st the very beginning.
Lube, lube, and more lube.
Make sure you're eating healthily the day or two before hand. Clean movements, will be the most 'cleaning' you really need, but a little bit of soap & water can clean the outside. If you're afraid of shit on your dick. Don't fuck ass. Shit happens.
Bottom line: don't dive in. Take your time. She'll like that you drew it out into a long pleasure event. You'll be happy she was prepared and relaxed enough to catch a D.
Good luck.
Avocadoavenger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right on sister, continue to educate! You don't just do it, you PLAN it and work through it. It can be an enjoyable experience when done properly!!!
Ineffable_yet_f-able ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:31:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the advice. I look forward to trying it. I like the idea of taking a weekend to do it. Appreciated.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything to help fellow explorers out.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:36:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop sticking your dick where it doesn't belong you freak. Asshole are meant for shitting, period.
newnameilostoldname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the way some people use them
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't mean that they have any other purpose other than passing shit out of your body.
Ineffable_yet_f-able ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would you talk to someone like that?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of a pointless question is that? Why would you ask someone that?
Ineffable_yet_f-able ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I'm curious what inspires someone to be an asshole to a complete stranger. You know, you had a choice. You could be a shitty person or, well, just about anything else. You could have just said nothing and saved yourself the energy. But you chose to interject with crude, disrespectful, and unsolicited opinion. So why? Are you an unhappy person or something? Does it make you feel better to be an asshole? I'm just trying to understand.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't being an asshole. You have a very low threshold for what is considered "mean" or asshole-ish, especially considering this is the internet. Real life interactions require a certain base level of decorum and pleasantry, but on the internet pure unbridled banter goes. I was criticizing his choice of where to stick his dick, and giving my reason, as simple as it is, for why I think it is wrong. Opinions also do not need to be solicited on a relatively open forum such as reddit, that is the entire point. I am also not at all an unhappy person, I don't expect you to believe me, because I suspect you will find it easier to convince yourself I am just some raging troll who is fat and has a neckbeard, life is simpler that way for you, which is fine, I don't really care. I'll answer any other questions you have.
feedmewierdthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where do I get them?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know. I've never searched for one, I'm straight. ;)
feedmewierdthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah. That's what this is about. I'd like to meet a girl someday that really liked it though. Don't think I will.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:33:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep searching, the future butt-secks loving Mrs. Feedmewierdthing is out there...
raznarukus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:23:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It gets the upvotes if you're a women but if a man starts talking about taking it up the calamari "upvotes" don't really happen.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:26:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd upvote for male anal play.
raznarukus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:32:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm proud of you.
KudagFirefist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In exchange for, or in favor of?
SniperNumber3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your fetish is Reddit upvotes
Ghia_tf2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's u/iLickAnalBlood when you need him
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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SqAznPersuasion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:24:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frisbee?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SqAznPersuasion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:58:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saggy flesh... Are you raggin' on fatties?
Phone8675309 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep can't think of any reason that would be the case
ripplecutbuddha2 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:25:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, well said, however I wasn't asked to answer for other people, now was I?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:34:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, and such is life. Some people just have to add their comments in a jovial but contradictory fashion. (Me)
ripplecutbuddha2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:44:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thread hijack here...does it really feel that good....in the ass?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:51:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who used to NOT like anal... I've discovered the tricks and practiced a whole bunch to learn to love it.
It took a very considerate partner for me to love it. Because an inconsiderate ex made me not like it previously.
In regards to male anal stimulus, it really is a zingy place to play. Maybe not anything IN your ass, but playing with your tush is sensory gold!
Pun totally intended: Bottom line it's not for everyone. But it's pretty great if you feel inclined to explore.
ripplecutbuddha2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:54:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
informative and concise. Thanks for your time :D have an upvote.
SqAznPersuasion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:59:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the same to you good sir!
badkarma12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angle is important too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do women have a g-spot up their bum?
SqAznPersuasion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, is called The g spot... Guys have one too... P-spot.
Teledildonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meta as(s) fuck.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SqAznPersuasion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fairly subdued this morning.
getmentalhelp ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 17:08:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexual orientation does not equal sexual acts. Lots of gay guys don't receive or do anal at all. Getting pegged by a girl with a strap on is still straight sex.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:50:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right? I hate this attitude. I also hate guys that say shit like that then expect me to turn around and love it.
jonny_cum_lightly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly! Pegging is awesome.
ripplecutbuddha2 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which has what to do with my answer? The question was pointed at me...when I realized I was straight. You wanna broaden it to other people, post your own question.
AnorexicBuddha ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:25:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're being extremely defensive.
getmentalhelp ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:18:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just saying a lot of gays guys don't want dicks in their asses either. Why so sensitive?
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:47:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:32:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lel he is mad about being called gay even though he knows he isn't, he must be in denial guys, right? Amirite? :DDDDDD
ythms2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:33:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you can be gay and also not want a dick up your ass
Anders_A ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel someone has to inform you that that does not mean you're straight. I know plenty of homosexual people who do not like dicks up their asses. And a lot of heterosexual people who do.
Whether you like dicks up your ass or not is not a good indicator of sexuality.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I'm actually straight lol.
I kid, but I'm gay and don't like cock in my ass.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some gay guys don't either, for what it's worth.
Both groups are missing out. I'd figure any guy that's had a prostate orgasm would agree.
Vike92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even a little bit?
Yurei2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know lots of gay guys that dont want to be fucked, butt to fuck instead. Just cause you dont like penetration doesn't rule out you not liking guys :P
mahmudzero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To me, you haven't wanted a dick in your ass for centuries
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it feels do good.
owningmclovin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about putting yours up some guys though?
LoadingBeastMode ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:27:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a late bloomer but I had sneak peaks in kindergarten and when I was young in general. I didn't actually start full blown hormone like like girls until like 8th grade it was overnight
SugarMintSweet ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:39:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Kindergarten, playing Mopsy in the Peter cottontail play we were putting on for the school. That's when I realized I was in love with Jared, a freckled red head who was playing Peter. Unfortunately, since I'm the play, I was his sister, we could never be together.
But I knew I liked boys even then.
The next crush came two years later, when I was in second grade. Garrett was the coolest kid in our grade. He had braces, and got to change the colored bands based on holidays and things. He also had super cool blue glasses. I liked him so much I tried to convince my mother to get me glasses and braces, even though my eyes were fine and my teeth were perfectly straight - just like me.
My crushes continued through elementary, middle, and high school. But I never was kissed until shortly after my 18th birthday, by a boy I went on my first date with. He was in college, and therefore, super cool. Even though, looking back, he was kind of weird. Nothing came of it.
However, I can't say with 100% certainty, that I knew I was straight until I had sex. Because really, how can you know if you've never experienced it?
My first partner didn't do a very good job of solidifying my sexuality. We had very little sexual chemistry and it felt more like an obligation than something fun. But I loved him, so at least there's that.
It wasn't until my second partner, when I actually learned to enjoy sex, that I knew, for certain, that I was indeed straight.
TransgenderPride ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:30:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it was odd, because I thought I was straight, surely I couldn't be anything else. I was raised in a very conservative Catholic family.
But, see, I wasn't straight. I knew that much. Or at least that's what I thought...
Then I came out as trans and I was straight again.
Go figure.
TeblowTime ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:08:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Topanga
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:07:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my boyfriend suggested I try Viagra.
silvernug ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:26:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So there I was , sucking the biggest dick this side of the Potomac , when I suddenly felt like something wasn't right . I finished of course, as all professionals do, but from that day on only taco was on the menu .
some_person_guy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:41:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember having a crush on a girl when I was in kindergarten. I couldn't really conceptualize what I felt, but I thought she was good looking and I liked her.
crusoe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:03:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush was a little brown haired girl with freckles in kindergarten.
lordperzeval ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:41:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw one, liked it, then got curious and saw the other, and it did absolutely nothing for me
Iomena ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:29:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was about 10 and I would daydream about the "horror" scenario of going to school and all the kids being forced to have sex with each other.
I had a shortlist of the girls I would choose if I was forced.
Eventually I realized I was not daydreaming about a badass horror scenario. I realized cooties were a rightwing conspiracy theory, and sex would be cool.
ThumbSprain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:11:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late so no one will see this but here goes. As a child I was an actor, so I grew up around gay men. My dad was so worried about this he used to bring me the calendars they used at work (he worked on a power station) for me to keep, all nudes of course. I loved them, hell, even as a four year old I used to go missing in department stores and would always be found at the book section looking at the fiction books to see if there was cleavage on display on the covers.
I had "girlfriends" from when I was five. I've always loved women. It wasn't until I got older and understood homosexuality that I realised just how damn straight I was. Being in acting and having tons of gay friends I simply used the "jaw drop test". I can recognise a damn good looking man, but only damn good looking women make my jaw, literally, drop. I didn't even get to have an "interested, maybe I'm bi" phase. Just always the women.
Jokes on me though, women aren't interested. Ces't la vie.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of the jaw drop test! That's awesome lol.
ThumbSprain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's simple and it works. I learnt about it from a gay man when I was around 13.
lishu_uk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:11:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a serious response, I remember when I was a kid (not sure of age) being aware of the concept. At that time I still thought girls were boring and just wanted to play football with my mates or throw rocks at stuff. For a very short period of time I think I had the misconception that gay men were just guys who didn't like girls. Some time after that girls started getting boobs and I had hair on my balls and things changed.
Whiskeylung ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:42:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching Sesame street and there was a segment about tickling and a woman was being tickled and my peepee got hard. So 23 years old.
ChefAndross_YUMYUM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh....
Owlit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:46:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw "Hitcher" with Rutger Hauer. Those blue eyes, damn.
Masterminds_girl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting that Rutger Hauer's blue eyes were your takeaway from that film. I watched it when I was a small child and just remember being terrified.
Owlit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was terrified to too. But turned on.
IntrinsicSurgeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I felt watching Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
ItsLoudB ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:50:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around my 20s.
I was straight already, but i think that up to a certain age, you just like what everyone else likes, because you're supposed to. But then you start to recognize and appreciate a round ass, start to develop your own tastes and stuff.. Things that i can't appreciate in a man, i don't even recognize a good looking man from an ugly one, unless the difference is really extreme..
Maybe making this realization is the reason i'm not homophobic, i'd be honestly curious to try it, but i'm sure i don't like men, so..
Bobcat2013 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:29:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had my first crush in like kindergarten. Then whenever Britney Spears got big, the "Hit me baby one more time" video got 2nd grade me hard everytime. In fact, it still does to this day.
SNESChalmers420 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never realized it. I just always liked girls. If there was a time I realized it I guess it would be second grade. I wanted to kiss all the girls in my class, but I wanted to kiss the cuter girls more. I have never had an attraction to men or considered why I don't. I doubt my sexuality is something I'll ever spend much time evaluating. There is so much more that defines a person other than sexuality.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:57:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 or 4 year old watching I Dream of Genie DVDs in my parents room alone. In one episode she pretended to work in a hospital for some reason, I don't remember why. One of the patience was an asshole and a womanizer and was played by a super attractive actor. Or at least 3 or 4 year old me thought so. At one point he grabbed Genie and held her down on his bed against him. I felt like embarrassed but happy and I knew I liked it but didn't know why. I thought I needed to pee, went pee, then reminded it when I got back. It made me feel like I needed to pee again, I went, no pee. I tried to find that episode so many times but not being able to read and going off the thumbnails made it impossible.
Basically the start of so many kinks from that scene.
DevAlexandre ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:41:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the little play tubes outside during recess in Pre-K hehe
ascrublife ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:32:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh heh.
OH GEEZ!
Bayou-Bulldog ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down there President Garrison.
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 17:49:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle would make me suck his dick. I hated the taste so I knew I liked girls
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:47:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/jesuschristreddit
properposhguy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wtf
BasicBanter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok...
Nick8003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out...
Santa1936 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You okay?
Notyourfwiendbuddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmmmmkay.....
AngryPumpkinx2 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just assume your Uncles gender?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:09:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize it until I was in my 20s. Growing up, I figured I was straight, but I wasn't sure because I never had a boy crazy phase. But at the same time, I didn't find myself into women, either. Then, just a few years ago, I realized I was turned on by men but that I simply had really high standards for that and that perhaps I've mostly been more brain-driven before and that made me completely swear off physical intimacy. But I've noticed that my attraction to male body parts has also grown exponentially since I first had sex.
I was never "asexual" because I've always been very sexual, but I was purposely inexperienced growing up (religious/spiritual beliefs mainly kept me from sleeping around but also just the principle of it) so I wasn't really sure of how much I was into D, lol. Now, I know I'm into that and quite a bit into that.
AlabasterOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Demisexual maybe?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not only attracted to intelligence, though. I like physical attractiveness lol. The reaction I get is different... if someone's only hot but not smart, it'll be a primal attraction, but if they're smart and not so hot, it'll be more like admiration rather than biological attraction?
I need a combination of both. I like to think I'm a combination of both, too, so....
sweet_ophelia1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:15:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who's bisexual and has known my whole life, these responses are pretty interesting. Usually when you hear a "I realized I was gay" story it's about some kind of big sexual experience with someone of the same sex. I'm really identifying with all the responses here like "yeah I saw a scantily clad woman when I was 6 and just couldn't stop enjoying the cleavage".
fridaypuncher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:48:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I was 3, most kids pretended to hate girls and said they had "cooties", I didn't and I liked them and had gotten my first kiss when I was six. Fast forward to today and I'm a lonely loser playing games with some idiot friends.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:02:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never not been straight. To me this question is like asking "when did you first realize you were right-handed?" Probably around the same time I decided that it was easier to eat with my right hand than with my left hand. I never had to think about it at all until someone explained to me what sexuality is when I was five, at which point I learned that some people like girls and some people like boys. I knew I liked girls, and that was that.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:33:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far as I can remember I've always been attracted to girls, but I remember giving a girl a dandelion in kindergarten and getting a spark plug in return from her.
csyhwrd ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:00:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In kindergarten, my mom aunt and their children went shopping at macy's when checking out their purchases my mom noticed I was missing. Code Adam went throughout the store. They found me in the lingerie section groping a mannequin's ass.
CritikalErr0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this story.
klawhorn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:19:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul Walker.
SpaceBooterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paul blart?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:18:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Years after a childhood filled with sexual abuse of course.
brhim1239 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus Christ...
ReverendPoopyPants ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:10:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being straight is a choice. When I was ten I made a pro/cons list and decided to be straight.
TempoDutch ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:45:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were one efficient ten year old weren't you?
KittyFace11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touche!!
thekyledavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll say. I didn't get my list out of the way until I was 24
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username doesn't check out.
Madaramadara ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:52:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow she so hot and sexy!
Pamela Anderson on 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
AngryPumpkinx2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is only one reason to watch 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, and that is for the karate action. Anything else is blasphemy.
Madaramadara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as a kids you should enjoy more
Ealantair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know that this question was meant to be satirical, but I enjoyed reading people's serious answers to it.
Personally, I don't think it's a stupid question to ask anyone. I totally understand that someone who is attracted to the same sex as theirs might quickly get sick of the "when did you find out you were gay" question. But I still find it to be an interesting question, just as I find asking straight people when they realized they were straight interesting.
As some people have said in the comments, straight is often viewed as the norm and most people might think they're straight until proven otherwise (or not). So I guess even straight people have a moment when they realize that they are not just "fitting in" but are actually attracted to the opposite sex.
TheFuturist47 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:23:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
David Duchovny was a puberty bombshell for many of us females back in the 90's. Once I started rationalizing how maybe it could work out once I turned 18 even though it was a big age difference (he's like 20 years older than me?) there remained little doubt.
Ironically, my current boyfriend of many years has about the same age difference. And I no longer find David Duchovny attractive at all.
LandShark93 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:48:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 10, a boy I liked at school made me feel 'warm' between my legs and I thought I pee'd myself. Turns out I was sexually attracted to him.
sgtpepper_21 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kissed a girl and I liked it
Jernnyy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it?
TheStorMan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did begin to wonder if I was gay because I loved musical theatre and dancing and always joined my girl friends to paint and talk about fairies instead of playing football with the boys, but then I remembered how I felt seeing the girls get into their tutus and stuff and knew I was straight.
Idlehandsatadesk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In kindergarten when a cute boy in my class kissed me in the library and I wanted to hold his hand the whole day after that hahaha
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that I have never developed feelings for any of my friends who I would be compatible with.
IrateWanderer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:14:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize I was categorized as "straight" until much later, but I realized I was attracted to girls in kindergarten when a girl with white sneaked interested me, thus my first crush.
nonangryblackguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girls jumping on trampolines proved it for me
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:12:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lola Bunny
Specifically during my first viewing of Space Jam.
Hi_Im_Noot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't the one to realize I was straight, it was my dad. I was around four years old, and me and my dad were watching the movie Titanic. At the scene when Jack was painting Rose naked, apparently, I said "Dad! Dad! What's happening?" As I pointed to my tiny boner poking at my underwear. He laughed and was happy to find out I wasn't gay. . .
kalechipsyes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:16:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got divorced.
I didn't have crushes at all growing up, and this made me wonder. I got married really young (arranged marriage), and I started actually, you know, doing it in my early twenties. Things started out strong, but my husband was emotionally abusive (at least...) and basically a child an adult's body, which messed with my head, as well as my libido. Of course, I blamed it on myself. I started wondering, every once and a while, if maybe I was just assexual or something.
I finally woke up and left him after 10 years.
Then the flood gates opened. Let me tell you, it was like getting hit with all the teenage hormones at 28, and there was no doubting what I wanted. I am straight. Flaming straight.
Had just been abused for my whole life up until then (by my dad before my ex), and, I guess, super repressed because of that.
bronzewolf32 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica. Rabbit.
Mrhiimdarragh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:36:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My earliest memory was of a vivid dream when I was about 4 years old. In the dream I was in a massive all white space, lying on my back with a stack of maybe 100 hot women lying on top of me, I would bang the woman closed to me then she would climb to the top of the stack. And I would repeat the process. It was really vivid and I remember the women were of various skin colour and hair type. TL/DR: I had an all women orgy dream when I was 4.
CaptThunderThighs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:26:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party but..
I was at a house party my freshman year of college. I was dancing in a circle of people when a guy somewhat across from me thought I was dancing more at him, and went in for the kill. He moved in close and danced right in front of me for a couple seconds. I had just enough time to think, "okay this is kind of weird" when he started aggressively making out with me. I pulled away and was too surprised to really say anything so I just said, "yeahhhh...." and pointed finger guns at him as I backed out of the room.
TL;DR I kissed a boy and handled it awkwardly. Even drunk as hell I have no bisexual curiosities.
Rollec ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:45:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was this girl in middle school who would always stretch her back against the chair during music class. Her boobs would press against her shirt. I would check her out Everytime.
Middle school memories.
minja134 ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 15:21:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well people always assumed I was straight but were too afraid to ask, they wanted me to make that decision on my own. I pretended to be gay and dated women to fit in with social pressures, but it just didn't feel right. Eventually I had this wonderful woman who truly cared tell me, "hey it's okay if you're straight, people are becoming more accepting of it and it's no longer stigmatized." After her I dated my first man and everything felt right. I was a bit nervous to tell my mom as I thought she would be furious, which she was definitely a bit upset for a few days, but now everything is good and we are closer than ever. The woman who allowed me to accept myself will even be my maid of honor at my wedding next month. I'm so glad I came out as straight.
This is obviously all a satire as your question, but I'm sorry gay people have to often go through stuff and questions like this. Hopefully us straight people can learn from this question to be a bit more sensitive to not asking questions like this. Also be patient with us as often times we are asking because we want to understand and sometimes you might be the first gay person someone really meets and talks with and their perceived rudeness might just be because they truly just want to understand. This goes for anything different than what someone grew up around.
HelloJerk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever someone feels like they are different from the mainstream, it is difficult for them. It's not an indictment on the person who feels different, and it shouldn't be an indictment on the mainstream. There are those within the mainstream who go out of their way to make uncomfortable those who feel different; they are jerks. Don't let those jerks taint the way you view the mainstream.
theblackveil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... why is it insensitive to ask when a person realized they were a thing, if you're asking it to learn about them as opposed to asking to use it against them/ostracize them?
smellen-melon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a comment on heteronormativity. The fact that we assume everyone is straight until they come out and even each individual assumes they're straight until that 'moment' they realise they're gay. It's just another way to treat lgbtq people as different because we wouldn't ask that question of straight people normally
theblackveil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... but they are different. Not in a bad way, it's just different.
themaniac2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly this. I hate that people seem to want everyone to be exactly the same, people should be treated equivalently, not identically if that makes sense. Like sure you wouldn't ask this question of a straight person, but you also wouldn't blink an eye if a women walked into the lady's room like you would if a man did. They shouldn't be treated equally, but equivalently.
marco262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was supposed to teach me this is a sensitive question I'm not supposed to ask? Shit, I didn't get that at all. I really enjoyed answering it and reading other peoples' answers.
oz6702 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:55:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, a commenter who understood the point of the question / didn't use it as an excuse to insult gay people. Seriously, the comments in this thread... I thought reddit was better than this.
Willzi ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:07:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wot
Zhang5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can only speak for myself but I can give the perspective of a gay person. I don't normally mind when people ask this question! Now I must add a lot of this do with intention. Most people are just trying to understand more because they probably just never knew an openly gay person before. :) Also I have definitely had a few instances of people who were questioning their own feelings and ended up asking basically this question as a way to better compare their feelings. Now those are definitely rarer but it happens and I think that reason in particular is why this question should not be discouraged!
The only time it ever really stung at all is when it's used to try and deny your own assessment. Eg: the first time my parents asked me when I knew - it's because they were still in shock and denial - they tried to say I was still too young to have known. But I love them and they came to terms, and I understand that even though they had used the question in a kind of offensive way - it's mostly because they had no experience with what the were dealing with. You gotta learn to forgive people for earnest mistakes made in error when they are clearly trying to do better. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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minja134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a woman :P, gay can be used as a general term and I was just using it to keep on theme with OP's question.
dedicated2fitness ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:47:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rule- If it comes up in conversation or organically coz you see a gal wearing flannel and looking butch then it's OK, otherwise it's not
mulierbona ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you're going through. I identified as bisexual for a long time before I realised that it was because I wanted to fit in and that I wasn't really feeling it at the end of the day.
It still feels weird - only because the gay community seemed to accepting - but I feel better knowing that I accept myself fully and don't have to adhere to societal pressures.
Nerfo2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:13:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throughout middle and high school I'd always suspected I might be straight. I stumbled on some playboys in the garage when I was about 12. After paging through them, I thought to myself "well this seems alright." God my pants were tight. This went on for a couple years then my buddy got cable and they had HBO and Cinemax. Wow, moving boobs are way more fun to watch. Then as the Internet rolled around, I liked pictures of naked women way more than naked men. But what really sealed the deal... I was spending the night at a friends house when I was about 17 and he asked if I wanted to circle jerk. I didn't. The whole experience of even being asked to touch another mans wiener while he touched mine didn't appeal to me. I was pretty sure I was 100% straight. 8 years later, I found out my friend was gay. The memory of that "I'm definitely straight" night made a lot more sense after hearing that. We're still friends today, and we still joke about that night.
PM_ME_CABBAGE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:30:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was never sure I was straight... so freshman year in college, I sucked a cock.
Yep, decided then that I'm definitely not gay.
Group_Nine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:38:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When was the first time I met your mom op?
slumaqueducts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight out the womb
papnvleis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:04:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to wonder if I would always be straight, I worried that I would start liking girls. I have liked boys since I can remember but I legit used to fear being lesbian, no idea why. This was before I was a teenager.
razumdarsayswhat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While I think women are pretty hot (hey, we have great boobs, yakno?), and appreciate the female form...
I want to vomit when I think about going down on a chick. I even get skeeved out when it happens in girl on girl pr0n.
Plus, I like me the D.
letsdatetomorrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:32:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was straight my whole life, but recently had a bad breakup and was hanging out with a lot of gay guys who hit on me all the time. I started thinking "well maybe I might like gay sex". I didn't.
The moment when I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was straight was when I had a dick in my mouth for the first and only time.
Thercii ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I watched bay watch for the first time
Iwaspromisedcookies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:56:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still on the fence
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was on the fence for while but once my dick was in a Vagina I knew it was a place I'd want to spend the rest of my life visiting as frequently as possible.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people are on the fence forever :O
Iwaspromisedcookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I should have mentioned that I'm 40, so yeah I agree
JargonPhat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Background: I'm a guy with a predominantly female name, raised by women. I grew up in Florida, where it was not uncommon for others to vast aspirations upon my burgeoning sexuality. And I've never had a problem admitting when a man is attractive, difference being that I've never wanted to act upon that recognition (save for wanting to look like them, so as to increase my chances of sex with women).
At 23, my HS GF left me for a woman. It devastated me, and renewed my questioning of my sexuality. So there I was, sitting on my male friend's couch, struggling with this confused state while he got ready for work.
I loved my friend dearly. In fact, I went on to date his sister for a number of years. But that's not quite relevant.
He exits the bathroom wearing only a towel. Plating his "amp up for work" music... "Staying Alive" ny the Bee Gees.
I can't really explain any further without seeming dismissive or like I'm generalizing. But for the first time in my young life, I finally understood and knew.
A weird, slightly funny, true story.
MechanoidWarhead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a really good feeling watching Gem and the Holograms. And then Evilina, and She-Ra. And then Elvira. Needless to say, a downhill spiral of questing for a confident, forward, and dominant woman followed for a long time afterwards. I only recently came to the conclusion that such women do not exist.
Where have all the good women gone?
enc0gnito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my, Elvira, how could I forget about Elvira! Remember that shitty movie she made?
MechanoidWarhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes!
KittyFace11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, hey--you just described me!!! Lol!
Edit: to MechanoidWarhead
MartyInDFW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time a another guy grabbed my ass at a club.
I was flattered but felt absolutely no attraction in return.
It hit me like a ton of bricks that there really were gay people and I wasn't one.
First time it ever really occurred to me. I was 19.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly only realized this recently (I'm sixteen)
I always identified myself as a straight dude but I never truly thought about it until recently.
I was looking at a picture and there was a dude in nice clothes and I was admiring how he looked, then my mind randomly was like, "He's extremely good looking but I wouldn't fuck him or really do anything more than admit that most women (and gay dudes) would find him attractive."
This made me think more and I decided that, had a girl been equivalently attractive that I totally would take a stab at doing more than just saying she's attractive.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 5-7. Trying to look at breasts all the time. ALL THE TIME.
LagQuest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went to kindergarten I would trade my sweets in my lunch to look at girls girly bits, a few things before this but this is the most obvious sign
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carrie Fisher.
Nfrizzle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first grade teacher was hot AF! And I had dreams about her naked quite a bit
PhobosIsDead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess when I learned that being gay was a thing, and realized immediately "Nah, not my attraction." Luckily even if I was, my parents still would have supported me. Learned that when my parents thought I was gay because I hadn't dated anyone until senior year, and they were worried I was holding back for fear they'd disown me. Naw, I'm just a social wreck, my benefactors.
etheewestside ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit! I have a story for this. So my dad is gay, he came out when I was really young. My parents still remained tight after the divorce though. Anyway, when I was like six or seven I told my mom "I know somr girls like girls and some boys like boys, but I like girls - is that fine?".
mishaday110 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a sad state of the world to ponder this question because, honestly, I've never had to think about it. People assume you're straight. It's the social norm. I chased little boys when I was little, my first kiss was a boy and so on and so on...
I hope one day everyone will have the privilege of not having to ask themselves "when did I realize I'm attracted to [gender]?" then well can all be free to just love.
However, Leonardo DiCaprio in Romeo and Juliette probably helped me along in my journey of "straightness" lol
WanderingBard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:00:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I was a little child.
I used to have a recurring dream when I was very young where I'd find myself "coming to" in a deep, pillowy snow bank in the middle of a magical wintry storm in the far North.
An Ice Queen would arrive on a white chariot drawn by white horses and scoop me up and take me back to her wintry palace, where she would lay me in a sumptuously comfortable warm bed covered in down quilts.
She would hold me against her ample bosom, and I, being too young to comprehend what sexuality was, and the exquisite feast of the senses it would mature into as I entered the formative years of puberty, would burrow deep into her warm, soft, enormous bosom and feel complete contentment.
Later, when I discovered the wonders of masturbation, and then the even greater wonders of coitus, I would think back to my early childhood dreams of this loving Ice Queen with kindness that I was such a baller little kid.
bmxstar14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw my first tits at 10. On new year's down town. A girl flashed a big crowd I was in.
TerrenceTas ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in middle school and a girl I liked bent over and I saw a tit... I almost busted a hole through my jeans.
DA_BATTLESUIT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used to be bisexual until proven straight. Got a girlfriend. Now I'm straight until proven bisexual. Honestly I've just never seen a man I'm attracted too. But that doesn't mean I'll never see one.
civilian11214 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably 1st grade. I was at a classmates' birthday party and gave this girl the PERFECT present (THE Barbie she wanted-my mom was cool back then and talked with her mom about gifts). She was ecstatic about it and ran up and game me a super long hug (none of the other boys got a hug for their shit-teir gifts) and I remember just how good that felt. It wasn't a mom or grandma hug- and that's how I got my 1st crush. Later in the day, we were playing hide and seek because it was out in the country, and she told me she liked me and asked if she could give me a kiss. I spazzed out and couldn't contain these new emotions and ran away, but I knew I liked her too.
FjohursLykkewe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I failed to enjoy my time with Father Jacob.
bionix90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:59:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do I say this without sounding homophobic...
I've always known given that it's the default state in society. Gay people "realize" that they are gay because what they are attracted to doesn't match what mainstream society dictates they should be attracted to. A straight person doesn't really realize they are straight because everything goes along as society is telling them it should.
BurpWallace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you post this without reading any other responses? I'm straight, and I clearly remember when I realized that I liked girls. This thread is full of people who have had that same experience.
xaapje ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a male.
I tried being gay once, and i did not mind a penis up my ass.
But i just cant stand the heavy breathing in my neck....
so i went back to being straight again.
JerBear81 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started humping my pillows at a very young age to female cartoon characters.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buffy and Willow had me buffering my willow branch.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was sucking my tenth dick when I thought to myself, "Yeah, this ain't right."
mista0sparkle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kimberly the pink Power Ranger in preschool.
POTATO_IN_MY_MOUTH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 8 I saw two guys kissing and that was kind of when I started to realize that "boy and girl" wasn't the only relationship possibility out there. Until that point I never ever gave it any thought. I also learned that day that I was definitely a "boy and girl" type of kid because the thought of "boy and boy" made me go "EW".
Shantotto11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After watching Aladdin. Jasmine was the sexiest!!!
Popboy11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure. When I realized gay people were a thing i'm like: Hm, I don't think i'm gay. Ironically, I might've been before that. I liked to look at bodybuilders for some reason, so maybe I was?
Deaf_Chef ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:01:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did, too. Straight as can be. I think as kids, were just fascinated by the muscles & power.
Phantom471 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When twelve year old me saw that episode of teen titans where slade basically sexually harasses raven. That was the first.
Got a little confused at band camp once. Once. Wish I was kidding.
mateusfccp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:58:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never did realize. It's just the default.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:58:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Hollywood_WBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot
fueledbyryden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(;
Hollywood_WBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
saved for whenever ur dtf :3
Climaximis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:59:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade, saw a low budget porn with some chick getting nailed doggy style. My brain and dick were in agreement, that was awesome.
broscientologist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:01:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder women on tv. I loved that show so much. Wasn't sure why. Wanted to be Wonder Woman for Halloween since I already had the lasso and boots.
Parents made me be a cowboy instead.
Now I love pussy, am married and have three kids.
Parenting... they did it right.
UncleKreepy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:31:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was balls deep in this dude when I realized I wasn't happy doing that and felt women were more attractive.
Sixx__pop___ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:58:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The girl bunny from space jam
i_am_derek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski
AFineMeal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:18:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a young, straight, extremely liberal college student studying musical theater, I inevitably fucked one of my bi friends after a cast party.
He had clearly been flirting with me for awhile, and I was awkwardly flattered, but open to it (I mean, even though I had only dated women, maybe there's one day I would become attracted to a different gender). We were incredibly drunk, and spent more time talking/hanging than fucking, and I really did have a good time, so I have no regrets. But despite this, I still have not felt sexually attracted to him or any other man. The sex was good but just never felt truly passionate or euphoric; guess I just vaginas better.
You really are never gonna know it til you try it!
FucksWithGators ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:49:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was halfway through sucking a dick and a thought popped in my head that said "maybe I DONT like sucking dick... maybe those 8 year olds on Xbox were joking..."
BitchesLoveCoffee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:44:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw Brisco County Jr.
DiarrheaEmbargo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:58:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was no real moment of realization. Just always have been.
AngryPumpkinx2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever tried being homosexual?
DiarrheaEmbargo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:10:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Im pretty sure I don't need to try some dick out to be sure that I'm straight.
ccooo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:47:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a moment in high school when all my friends came out of the closet around the same time, making me think hard about myself and whether I might be. Then I looked at the women modeling lingerie in the JC Pennys catalog and thought "Nope, straight."
RyeRoen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's pretty easy to say that if you have truly never really thought about it then you are straight, and if you have thought about it you probably aren't completely straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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RyeRoen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"probably"
I'm speaking as a gay man here.
Tymbo2340 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:42:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After being grossed out by seeing 2 men kiss and getting a huge boner by seeing 2 girls do the same.
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 22:49:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Tymbo2340 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:45:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that hypocritical? I'm attracted to women, not to men. Just said I don't like seeing men kiss eachother, not that I hate gay people.
sabbo_87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....no
ReplysWithRickRoll ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:15:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well me and my friend both realized it when we stumbled across a video with these two chicks dancing in a music video.
Found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
SATANONITE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you didnt...
Nintendriat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:17 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew from the start this was gonna be a rickroll but I like the song so I clicked on it anyways
OxvFer0cdak ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:05:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you're straight, you don't really have to think on that level. The current takes you along.
Dokrzz_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's never really a realisation more of an assumption and then validation.
coelurosauravus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:50:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eh, i dont think it was ever a conscious realization. I never had my doubts about who or what i liked. It just was.
DenverBowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hay, me too! Of course, mine was boys.
Miss_xox ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:39:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I wouldn't say I'm straight, I don't like labels, but I know I'm not gay. How? I tried lesbian porn and it does nothing to me, also I've kissed a few girl friends mostly in spin the bottle and it's definitely not the same as kissing a boy, I've tried imagining sex with a girl but it doesn't excite or even make me want to try it.And I've had two female friends telling me they liked me like more than friendship but I had to turn them down since I didn't feel the same way (still friends though). I've also always imagined myself with a boy in my adult life (my current boyfriend if we don't break up, ha this is up to him because for the moment I'm madly in love with him), yet I know everything is possible and I may fall madly in love with a girl tomorrow.
I'd just say I'm straight right now since I've only been attracted to boys all my life, but who knows about the future?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:46:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah um, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely straight. I know that's disappointing and all - men are a hassle - but you're as gay as the day is short. You're queerer than a $5 bill. Fruitier than a meat platter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my dad made me suck his dick and I did not enjoy it
IslandStream ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like the third comment like this and I can only hope you guys are joking
bolognahole ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:49:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as I can remember.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:40:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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theborbes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apologies to you but I think you're missing the point of the question, lol
notsowittyname86 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:21:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The question was satirical and light-hearted. It's a great way to make straight people think about things differently.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:25:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
Dokrzz_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:23:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know why you were downvoted.
notsowittyname86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither. Such is Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:44:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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notsowittyname86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because you and your friends feel that way doesn't mean most of the world does. Believe it or not a lot of North America and most of the world still doesn't think that way. It's also a useful thought experiment for young people first beginning to think about these things, especially if they come from homes that don't support LGBTQ rights. Even if you already understand at a superficial level that it's not a choice a thought experiment like this helps to understand it more fundamentally.
The point is OP themselves were posting it in a light-hearted way. I assume they themselves are probably queer and it was a bit of fun to turn around a question asked of most queer people and ask it of straight people. It's just a bit of fun that also doubles as a thought experiment and pokes fun at the assumption of heterosexuality a bit.
I was just pointing out that the commenter was probably taking it too seriously.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It makes people think about how sexuality is not always something you just grow up knowing. Many/most LGBT People do have a realization moment and believe it or not straight people do too. They just have been raised to think their attraction is normal so they don't think anything of it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:42:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly I'm glad we agree
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:25:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much every LGBT person is asked this question every time they come out.
GodofWitsandWine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know. That's why it annoys me.
JustTickleMyShitUp ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently you imagined wrong. Cause all the people I know who came out have talked about a moment where they realised it
NoNameShowName ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:12:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does "when I realized I don't actually identify as a man" count?
skywreckdemon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely counts.
Gooey_T23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I watched the music video for 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" shit got real, real fast.
pannekakekake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dat pink nurse
nixalo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to a carnival in the Caribbean as a kid.
SalemG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fortunate in that I've never had any questions or doubts about my sexuality. What really affirmed it for me was when I realized that whenever I saw a beautiful woman, I would fantasize about looking like her and when I saw an attractive man, I would fantasize about being with him.
iGiveZeroFuckss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs
p0o9i8u7y ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize until I was in college. I didn't really date in high school (went to dances with people of the opposite sex because I was "supposed to," but wasn't really attracted to them. In college I had my first boyfriend and actually made out, etc. and enjoyed it. I still wasn't sure if I was solely into men until I "tried some stuff" with girls a couple times and distinctly didn't enjoy it.
DystopianFutureGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A cute girl in my 4th grade class made my heart go pitter patter.
PM_YR_ASIAN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the first time i sucked dick
Alt-_-alt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baywatch
Justafunfactoid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My parents informed me that at the age of 3, they discovered a stash of Victoria's Secret magazines under my bed. Featuring Cindy Margolis.
edit: also, anyone remember the "what not to wear" intro when the girl was nude just about? Yep. I'd make sure to watch TLC for the minute long intro each airing.
theresourcefulKman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
https://imgur.com/gallery/POqNT
From a very young age. I knew my life would be better if I was receiving hugs and kisses from women like this.
haze_gray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 words.
Wendy. Peffercorn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried watching top gun and when that volleyball scene came up I tried so hard to get a boner. But nothing popped, so since then I've been fairly sure.
stupornatural ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw a naked man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This girl named Alyssa in my first grade class who I thought the prettiest girl in the whole wide world. It was a rush of positive emotions every time I got talk to her, and I made it a point to talk to her as much as I could. She ended up moving though and my heart would find another but she was my first crush.
rouseco ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade, Jennifer. She liked books.
TastyFace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I realized I liked boobies way before I knew what straight and gay meant... so I don't know when I realized it counted as 'straight' but I knew I liked boobs around like age ten?
Food4Thawt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 3rd grade (8 or 9 years old ) and a girl in our class invited everyone to a water park for her birthday party. I didn't go but my best friend did. Before we left school on Friday I just blurted out "Hey, tell me how Teresa looks in a bathing suit."
I mean, she didnt have physical attributes, she probably wasnt going to wear a two-piece. I'd never said anything like that before. But in my head I wanted to see her with less clothes on.
Straight from that day forward.
Incognito_Whale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in Kindergarten and I really wanted to get this girl a Beanie Baby for Valentines Day. My first official crush was three years later.
TheMentelgen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was attracted to women and not men.
Ironically, that's also how my sister found out she is gay!
Suckydog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more pear shaped
otterwolfy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to take a dick in my ass. It didn't work out. I later found out I like having a girls dick in my ass.
Buttbeard224 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kissed a guy to prove I wasn't gay
La_Guy_Person ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit.
TurboBari ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was 6 and I stole a Victoria's Secret magazine from my mother, and got hard while hiding under my sheets looking at it.
Dougdahead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the first girl I had a crush on in kindergarten. Lindsay. I guess I always knew I liked girls.
trashmastermind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Princess Lea metal bikini
bradzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i remember being four years old and staring at older guys i thought were cute (cashiers, grocery baggers, parents' friends' kids, etc) who fit the punky type i'm still attracted to. i think i've always known i like boys
Mgmegadog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I watched cartoons and realized that all my "crush characters" were girls.
MrGhozzt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom caught me kissing a girl under the table in preschool. Don't think there was ever any doubt.
PM_ME_PROTIPS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten, 2-3 girls asked to 'play doctor' with me...it was only a matter of minutes later that I realised I was straight
cbcfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's interesting that you remember being in kindergarden. A lot of adults I know scarcely remember first year of age 10!
EngelbertHerpaderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
ronton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In grade 2 I had an inner discussion about whether I prefer the way the girls' bums look in jeans or sweat pants. In retrospect, that's probably the moment.
cbcfan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I vote sweat pants.
ronton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So grade 2 girls' butts look better in sweat pants?
Why don't you have a seat over here...
cbcfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well when I was in grade two girls didn't wear sweat pants. Just lots of polyester and some denim.
Avocadoavenger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always known- as far back as I can remember. I was five years old and wanted to kiss a teenage boy (babysitter's brother) but settled for sitting next to him at church potlucks as often as I could. It never even occurred to me there were other sexual options until I was embarrassingly old, we're talking like 12 or 13. People are just born the way they are, I'm no exception.
butwhyisitso ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omg, i love this question (you cleva rebel). I've never questioned my sexuality (totes hetero married), try not to buy into imaginary labels, and have always been able to admit when a sexy dude is sexy. Still tho, I just dont find man smells attractive, in fact its a clear turn off. My wife smells like home,... everywhere. No clear revelatory event,... but im probably straight.
ImaSmackYew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cameron Diaz from the Mask gave me a raging little boner
James_099 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The year was '97. I was seven, and my cousin asked if I saw Titanic, to which I said no. She then fast forwarded to the naked Rose scene. I saw my first pair of tits that day, and by God, they were glorious.
ForePony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know exactly when it started but I have seemed to have a fascination with boobs starting right after I was born.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pink power ranger
kobriks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:59:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait it's not circlejerk?! What the hell...
ThatOneHistoryBuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, none of my relatives are obtuse nor acute.
Gugmuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:04 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe it took this long to find one of these replies.. lol
ThatOneHistoryBuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:58 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's because no one likes geometry jokes.
Gugmuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:15 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When has that stopped anybody?
sexyreadz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had the opportunity to "experiment", and I realized that while kissing this girl is exciting, trying to get her off just isn't doing it for me. I even remember thinking I hope to hell she doesn't want me to go down on her.
CatsInSpaceSwag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight female here: my parents have season tickets to a major junior hockey team and I would always look at the players and say "he's cute" and same goes for a boy in my kindergarten class. Never really thought much of it. I was a kid, and mom and dad are together I just assumed that was all there was I guess. Never questioned it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You knkw, I've had sex with really hot men and women and I just don't really care that much about sex. I don't enjoy it, it's always been more of a burden than fun. Inb4 reddit advice but I just like making people think they want to have sex with me more than I actually like having sex.
weedn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 8-9, watching the movie "Blank Check" the scene where Preston and Shay are playing in the water fountain at night, there is a brief moment when you can see her underwear. Must have rewound that scene 50 times
sexi_squidward ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a boyfriend in kindergarden and planned out our marriage at age 5.
spinquin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first came out of the womb I noticed the nurse was hot af and I've been straight ever since
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Princess Leia, Star Wars battlefront 2
Entropy_Sucks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Made a choice to be straight when boobs
OracleUK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When a girl in my class made me "happy"
oh_boisterous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I always liked boys, but never really knew there was another option until I was probably 9 or 10. Even then, I didn't really think about it.
Then in middle school, my best friend confessed to me she was bi. I started thinking about it, and I realized - even though a lot of my friends were gorgeous, vagina just isn't for me.
monkeyman_31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a really hot 4th grade teacher, and it was the first time my dick got hard is when she bent over the desk in a rather low-cut top.
ThisGuyFox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I had the fortune of being born.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 5, and a girl was over at my house. I just remember that at one point, she stood on her head on the couch and her shirt came up. I didn't know anything about sexual attraction at the time, I just knew that I liked seeing nipples on girls.
Rawbban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I experimented a little in my teens, just to sort of see what I was in to. And I think I somewhere realised that I just can't fall in love with another guy. And that I prefer the kiss from the opposite sex than from the same sex. Etc.
ShotMyTatorTots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anna Nicole Smith. Naked Gun 33 1/33. I just knew I wanted her.
ZXLXXXI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember sitting in class one day and noticing that the girls were nice to look at. Before that I'd had no understanding or interest in anything sexual. I think I was 13.
appelsage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like that southpark epi bebes boos destroy society lol
thruthewindowBN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Jaime Lee Curtis does the strip tease in True Lies. When I was a little kid it was the most intense thing I'd ever seen.
normanbailer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first comic that had Rogue in it. 91-93 I believe.
CootieCommando ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know when exactly I "realized" it or started getting boney about it, but I know I was fairly young the first time I saw Susanna Hoffs in a Bangles video. I would always feel warm and fuzzy seeing/hearing her.
Also Elisabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting.
your_fathers_beard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth. I think I was 4 or 5, I definitely didn't have any concept of sexuality, I just knew there was something 'right' about her.
sexy_burrito_party ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember riding the bus home in 4th grade, there was this really pretty girl from my class sitting in the seat in front of me. As I was looking out the window I noticed I could see her reflection, and our eyes met. I blushed hardcore and I could see her do a kinda shy little smile. The rest of the ride we kept making this awkward eye contact. It was quite the steamy moment for 10 year old me ;). First time I remember really having that rush of excitement of being attracted to someone.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a picture of a vagina in a Hustler magazine in middle school and I thought "Well that's just alright"
Ze_upvote_fairy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At a Rocky Horror show, cigarette girl was only taking cash in her cleavage for concessions. Decided it was really creepy to feel anyone's boobs but my own.
AvuncularPederast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I guess it was probably around the first time I fucked OP's mom. Yeah, right around then.
Member when I done that, OP?
twatchops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not sure. I'm 35.
your_toy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I suck dick I hate it
47milliondollars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 30 and married, and I still have no idea haha
--NiNjA-- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It never needed to be realized. Liked to see those boobies as a kid.
raginwriter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennifer Lopez in out of sight. I was like 6 years old.Damn was it jlo or clooney.
Sure it was JLO and of course Alicia Silverstone in batman v robin or was it clooney?
Sethdanielgoldman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one time at band camp
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching the Thundercats, and there was this part where Mum Rah had Kitiara tied up to a table, and he stood over her, saying: "you're mine now"
EdHooter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw the music video for Criminal by Fiona Apple
boh_savage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BOOBS
SkepticalMutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kissed a dude at a party in high school. Our moustaches intertwined. 0/10 1/10 with rice.
Also, no boobs. Boobs are nice.
SaladTheHutt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 9 when I saw one of those Go Daddy! commercials. After getting a quick look, I got a boner and my mom covered my eyes.
JaronK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I first started fantasizing about girls when I was 6 or so, in one fashion or another. So, I suppose then.
ILoveToph4Eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:02 on November 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the time did you find it all Squicky?
JaronK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:25 on November 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not in the slightest, though what I fantasized about was quite weird. Sexual, but not sex exactly since I didn't know what that was. Mostly it just involved girl's bodies and nakedness.
gbiiird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a young man there where many instances of realizing that women made me feel aroused. Also many instances of society making that seem like the norm. As an older man, there have been countless instances of arousal from all sorts of different things other than what's considered straight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried watching gay porn and couldn't get hard and it left a sour taste in my mouth. Not saying I hate gays. I've had a gay friend since my junior year in high school.
WildFox500 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
April O'Neil
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm late but fuck it. I was like 10 and I accidentally watched an entire porno at 5 in the morning before school. It's called Naked Surrender. It was saved on our TiVo forever, I'd always scroll past it to watch Suite Life of Zach & Cody bc my mom would watch her shows after I went to bed and it would usually be on 90210 or Desperate Housewives when I sat down to watch after I finished my homework. One morning I woke up early and decided to watch it. I didn't know what it was, didn't read the description, thought it was a Naked Brothers Band spinoff. I had no clue why my dick got hard till like 2-3 years later from those piratebay ads soon after I'd had "the talk."
no_hugs_please ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around age three or four.
deadbird17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had crushes on girls since kindergarten. Never went through the "cootie" phase.
Vadersballhair ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preschool. Had a crush on a girl for the following 12 years.
I still love blondes.
Tarijeno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Christmas 1990; I was 7. The whole family went to see Home Alone in the theater. One of the trailers that played ahead of Home Alone was "Career Opportunities": a movie where a young Jennifer Connelly sneaks into and spends the night in a Target. There's a shot in the trailer where she suggestively rides a coin operated horse. Bam. Straight.
Fenway_Refugee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Words cannot describe how perfect a woman she was. Requiem for a Dream kinda ruined it for me though. Still, I'd pay $20 to watch 2 hours of that horsey-riding gif if they played it over and over in a theater. And then let me bang her. Please?
deville66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when The Hot Spot came out. That was just unfair....
THE_GR8_MIKE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big tittays excite me.
DannyEbeats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This girl named Britney starting saying oops I did it again... and for the first time I was like "ahhh snap... I wonder what she did?"
chudslayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A gay friend of mine told me that when he was a little boy he used to watch Home Improvement and have sexual fantasies about Tim Allen. It was the gayest thing I've ever heard anyone say, and made me realize I'm not even remotely gay myself.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bisexual, and after reading a lot of these comments like "the first time I saw boobs" or "I've always been attracted to girls" I feel like I've had all these thoughts before and I thought I was straight. It took a long time for me to realize that I'm bisexual because of "the first time I saw a dick" and I've really "always been attracted to boys".
JustZisGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pre-school. I totally wanted to marry at least 3 of the girls in my class. I never went through the "girls have cooties" phase.
Ennkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pink Ranger
dorkdiariesisforboys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandpa left a USB drive at our house, and I decided to pop it into my computer to see what it was. It was porn. I thought I didn't want to see it, but I subconsciously knew "girl = romance, boy = friends".
pro_cat_wrangler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 5, there were 2 twins in my kindergarten class. My best friend and I would chase them because we had crushes on them, but then we'd run away in case of cooties.
TurntLemonz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a model in a Guinness book of world records. I'll always remember.
Graysmalls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similarly to other people; being 4ish and going swimming with my family, I had to be supervised so I got changrd in the womens room with my mum. There were naked women in the showers and it fascinated me.
I thought I might be gay once, but I sucked a dick and didn't enjoy it
Veljeezy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 years old. I was an immigrant in Germany and I had a tutor that was helping me learn my abcs. As she bent over to help me out I stared straight at her boobs/bra because her sweatshirt was really loose. I will never forget that moment as it clarified that I would be a dirty bastard my whole life.
Wellshitthatsbad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was pretty damn young. I figured it out when my cousins and I (one male and one female) were watching porn that we found and decided to try some of the things out. Our male cousin wanted me to try to stick it in his butt, but the desire to dick my female cousin was much greater. Childhood can be a weird thing.
NeimTheVillain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to Google "naked girls" on the family computer when I was little and my mom was preoccupied. I didn't really do anything. Just sat there and looked because I knew I liked it.
Hollywood_WBS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I watched this really hot sexy chick cheating on her husband storyline on some Mexican telenovela... Me encantan las mujeres.
sunshine_rainbow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I would talk to my Jonathan Taylor Thomas posters until I fell asleep, and then watch Home Improvement because of him <3
petriomelony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
was 4 or 5 getting skating lessons, and after one particularly energetic glide I careened into my young blonde skating teacher hands first - right on to her boobs.
she grabbed my wrists and moved them away but I couldn't stop giggling. obviously had an impact as I still remember it now.
AdvocateSaint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When there was a TV special that had bikini-clad women on TV and I got hard.
Ruckus2118 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I thought being gay sounded awesome. Getting to wear flashy things, sharing clothes with your boyfriend, Being gossipy, etc. I just can't seem to make myself be with a guy sexually, god dammit.
triclops41 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My parents said I was checking out attractive women and following them as soon as I could walk.
dsteinhiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
age 6, had the biggest crush in kindergarten on this 4th grader. that damn 80s molly ringwald haircut... hot....
We_renotonmyisland ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In third grade I threw a giant size Hershey's Kiss at a boy's head. I still like men
eviljason ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was about 3 and I got a boner when some friends of my parents brought their cute daughter that was my age.
I then proceeded to run out into the room of adults naked and as hard as a math test to a Republican, pointing out my new discovery to everyone.
This was not a proud day for my family.
rblue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was sucking a guy's dick for the fourth time, and just realized I wasn't getting anything out of it. Just seemed one sided. I let him finish on my chest and into my beard, and my penis remained flaccid. I had to make a decision right then and there.
teninchblade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 12 when the "world wide web" came out. First search when I was alone? Boobies.
yarrpirates ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 a girl offered to pull down her undies for 20 cents and I said yes for science
daijizai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is supposed to be some kind of satirical discussion, but I don't get it.
jazzmaniac91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mum broke her leg when I was around 5 years old. Her surgical team had two really attractive doctors--like MODEL hot.... they had the kind of beauty makes one question if that person is even human like the rest of us.
I knew then that I'd grow up liking boys. The ironic thing is I'm cisgender and heterosexual but because I don't dress in feminine clothing 80% of the time people assume I'm gay.
intunegp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Was in 2nd grade, at a female friend's birthday party. Female friend tells me she has to pee, I had to pee too. Follow her inside the house for directions to bathroom, she then invites me to follow her into the bathroom. She initiated the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" deal, I accepted. We both dropped our pants and briefly glanced at each others equipment. She then sat on the toilet and peed, so not wanting to be weird for standing up I did the same when she was done. Stood up and quickly pulled up my Power Ranger tighty whities, she giggles and points because the tip of my schlong was somehow sticking out the leg hole. Fixed it, we left the bathroom and went back to the party. Never spoke of it again and I went to a different school the next year, never saw her again...but from that point forward I lost the girls are icky mentality and started to pursue friendships with them.
Edited for spelling
SwimmingNaked ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At a sleepover at my friend David's age about 8 (1978).
We were both crashed on a hide-a-bed in the living room and his mom came over to kiss him goodnight. She asked me to close my eyes; I didn't. Glorious huge boobs swinging above my face. Not only did I suddenly become a lot more interested in girls, I definitely became a "boob man".
madbaddangerous2know ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend Philip and I were looking at my friend Colin's dad's Playboys when we were seven or eight. Philip mentioned that his dick got bigger when he saw naked girls. I said mine did too. We thought it was the craziest coincidence at the time.
chrisjuan69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4. The new Flintstones movie with John Goodman came out...and a young Halle Berry was in it. That woman is flawlessly gorgeous.
eb_went_to_pixley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow - I am old. Came to say when I saw Ann Margrock (voiced by actress Ann Margret) on the Flintstones cartoon. oh_yeah
chrisjuan69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha this reminds me of the confusing feelings I had for Jessica Rabbit around the same age
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Six or seven. Dawn of the internet. My dad used to get me free 1-5mb games from a site called shareware.com.
I eventually wanted more, so I tried getting on the site myself. I typed in "sharware.com" and, somehow, this equated to a porn site.
Que a full CRT-screen filling splash page of a woman in open-top lingerie and handcuffs.
I visited that site dozens of times. Never even clicked anything, just looked at the "ENTER - EXIT" page with that one image. Obviously I branched out after that, but I was like "YEP. I LIKE THIS."
twoinvenice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 1st and second grades I always wanted to sit by / be friends with the pretty girls. Always blondes.
J891206 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From birth I guess. I tried envisioning myself as a lesbian but couldn't help be but be horrified.
I have huge respects for gays, lesbians..etc though. I just identify myself as straight.
Bohnanza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I tried to be gay and failed
bobo0soltan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 when my 18 year old female neighbor gave me my first BJ!
HungerReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liesssss
MindlessMystery ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw boobies at the beach. I screamed look mom boobies, and she told me to be quiet that wasn't polite to say out loud, so I went to the lady and whispered "I can see your boobies". I've been a booby fan ever since. I was 3-4.
Stranger0nReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had crushes on boys prior, but Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic was my sexual awakening. That car scene, I didn't really know what was going on but I knew I wanted to be Rose so bad at that moment.
chrynox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
should be ".. you were not BI/homosexual?"
fistmyliver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time i saw another naked man.
fortifier22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I thought about if I was gay, then puked in my mouth at the thought of me having sex with another guy.
Remain_InSaiyan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middle school science class, cute girl that sat behind me in class would occasionally talk and joke with me, but I didn't have any interest in her. One day she poked me on the shoulder to ask for help, I turned around and she was standing up beside her desk, she bent down to explain to me what she was struggling with, and her titty fell out for like 1.3 seconds. Caught my first glimpse of some nip and it was game over from there. Man, I love titties.
Lenel_Devel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sailor moon.
biggestdonkNA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw Fembots in Austin Powers and felt new sensations.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8, re-confirmed this on an almost daily since then.
Yekim617 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wendy peffercorn from the sandlot
wondermonkeys09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7th grade. I liked looking at girls, knew what sex was, but it hadn't quite hit me yet. Then, in PE, we were arranged in a circle, holding up a mat like an arena. People in side had to slap a ball into each others shins. It was fun. Anyway, a rather athletic girl bent over to catch her breath, right in front of me, and I could tell that something was different this time. Thank you, Olivia.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 20, I'd seen and touched a few dicks by then but a dudes jizz in my ass was the final confirmation that no, it wasn't my thing
youngchoch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
got in trouble in kindergarten for watching porn on the computers after school
chadburycreameggs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess when I found out some guys liked other guys
_N00b_acti0n_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized I was unconsciously rubbing my 2 inch nub to Joyce DeWitt from Three's Company.
theterriblefamiliar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw Rainbow Bright.
animalogic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Val Kilmer. In Willow. 1988.
Wheredoesthetoastgo2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During the great storm o' 28....
fezgig420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I blew a guy. I hated it .
thisusernamelovesyou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the third grade I saw my classmate dancing on stage for a performance, and I thought, holy shit, she's hot as fuck.
Shrubnel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:49:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw Daphne from Scooby Doo. Don't judge me.
eragonisdragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew I at least was straight, but there was a time I thought I might be bi. However, a bit of dick sucking with a close friend showed me that I was, in fact, completely straight.
Thjy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, I was never quite sure if I was bisexual or just straight. And then I had sex with a woman. And I realized there wasn't really much else I could want.
newfolkcollective ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my second grade female teacher bent down to talk to me at my desk and I could see down her loose top (she was wearing a bra, but still).
PeenTang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't look at boobs without getting a boner. Finally did it at a friends house while watching not another teen movie
ToastyNoScope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:27:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My friend's girlfriend is a volleyball player (we are all freshman) so we went to see her play. At first I was all pouty about it because we had to sit through the other volleyball games (varsity and JV) but then we started to watch the games and I suddenly wasn't bored anymore.
EDIT: fixed my own goddamn grammar because I am illiterate.
Also for clarification I have been questioning my sexuality for awhile now and my friends knew that but those volleyball games just pushed me over into that golden bin full of greats asses and nice tits.
rahsftw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 11, started drawing pictures of naked women.
uncreativeusername31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was watch tv in the basement and I saw my first porno on HBO of two chicks fingering and fucking each other. I got the biggest boner and didn't know what to do with it. I was 10.
puckbeaverton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched gay porn. Dick went inside me.
Little fella didn't want that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone when born because everyone is born straight
Seesusleepin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a dick and was like, yeah I'm good
ArkeIight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:44:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For once, I actually have a story for AskReddit. Potentially NSFW.
The scene was band camp, and I was 16. After a long day of clarinet practice and road tripping, 6 of us were holed up in a hotel room playing truth or dare. Our party numbered 2 girls, both very attractive, and one of whom I had been crushing on; 3 boys, one of whom was quite handsome and openly gay; and myself (male).
I had always been bicurious throughout school, and my unashamed appreciation for an attractive man mixed with my respect for personal space had made me somewhat popular with the ladies and apparently some of the boys. Unfortunately, I was like the stereotypical oblivious anime-protagonist, I had no clue.
The handsome homosexual, lets call him Michael, dared me to find 50 cents that he knew one of the girls had hidden in her D-cup bra. Shocked and excited as any 16 year old virgin would be, I skeptically asked her if ahe was up for it. After she bashfully reassured me (twice) that it was alright, I reached in and found those quarters as fast as possible because I was sure she only agreed due to peer pressure, and I didn't want to make her uncomfortable. Still felt amazing for all 2 seconds it took me to find them.
Now before any comments calling me a paranoid fool: Yes she totally liked me, yes she and Michael probably planned that beforehand, and yes I still kick myself for not taking the time to enjoy it more it more. 16 year old me was an idiot.
Fast forward the end of truth or dare we are all lying in a giant cuddle-puddle on the queen-size bed. Micheal is on my right and the other girl is on my left. I am basically in bicurious heaven as shirts have come off at this point (not bras though). The girl on my left seems more interested in another guy which was a bummer, but on the plus side Micheal is cuddling up to me and stroking my downstairs through my PJ's. This obviously feels amazing as gay men are incredibly profcient at handling the goods, while I am thinking naughty thoughts about both Michael and the girl.
Micheal slips his hand into my PJ's, and I can't help but focus on him, at which point ArkeIight Jr. Starts slowly but surely getting smaller and smaller. I start thinking the sexiest things I can to avoid disappointing Micheal, who up until this point was very much enjoying himself. But it isn't working. The more I realize what is happening, the more I feel guilty about disappointing Michael and leading him on, and the less turned on I get, continuing the cycle. We quickly end up awkwardly lying there with his hand down my pants, a limp dick, and me feeling awful about probably giving him the most disappointing blue balls of his life.
I apologized quietly (we weren't alone remember) and we ended up cuddling the rest of the night, but it was more like mutually comforting each other through disappointment then happy snuggling.
Thats the story of how I found out I was straight.
P.S.I know this thread was probably meant to be sarcastic and passive agressive, trying to demonstrate that no one actually wakes up one day and has a sexual epiphany, straight or otherwise. But I actually had a moment where I suddenly realized I was straight, and I can attest to the fact that no one gets to choose their sexuality.
TLDR; I tried the homosex once but little willie didn't like it. I still feel guilty about accidentally leading the guy on.
AngryPumpkinx2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's interesting reading so many obviously male responses about seeing breasts or just an attractive woman and getting an erection or even merely "liking" it, as if that can only happen because you are straight.
People are so clueless about their own sexuality, or so averse to homosexuality that they want to act like they KNEW they must be straight when they were 4 years old because they sucked their mom's tit and didn't hate it.
I spent all of my teenage years watching lesbian porn, or straight porn but covering up the penis with my hand so I couldn't see it. One time, I was watching some late night skin flick on TV, and this good looking guy starts sucking this really nice looking penis. I was like "well, that doesn't look so bad." So I started to masturbate, and I just really didn't like it at all. Felt really gross inside.
Watched some regular porn and jerked it and fell asleep. I am 99% confident I am straight, but I mean, if a good looking man offered to suck my dick and he was clean and cool, like Brad Pitt or something, I wouldn't say no. A blowjobs a blowjob.
fuckimbackonreddit9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I saw a girl with long brunette hair with bangs, glasses, cute checks, narrowing chin, about 5'4", very petite body wearing a blue parka and gorgeous brown eyes. Bonus: quite nerdy.
AKA: the day a fantasy was born.
Edit: this was long after I knew I was straight, as I'm 20 now. But this solidified it.
tekturbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Mike Pence was done shocking me.
this_is_for_real ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:00:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on Luke Skywalker when I was six. I finally realized that Han Solo was the real catch when I was eight.
TomTheNurse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my drop dead beautiful housewife next door neighbor would suntan naked in her back yard.
I remember my 10 year old self caught a glimpse of her walking out her back door on a bright sunny late morning with a towel wrapped around her. My ten year old mind wondered why she was wearing a towel. Then about 10 minutes later it dawned on me.
I ninja scampered to the fence separating our yards. I could see her in all her naked glory in between the cracks of our wooden fence. She made quite a habit of doing that. I was like Pavlov's dog. If it was sunny out and I could hear music from her boom box, she was there.
40+ years later and I still vividly remember that.
DidymusNoble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:08:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came across what must have been a soft core porno on cable early in the morning when I was about 8 (1995ish). It was two women making out topless, one talked the other into doing it while her husband recorded it. The "experienced" one tried to take the other woman's panties off while they made out on a bed, but the woman couldn't take it and ran away...
That blew my 8 year old mind. I wish I knew what that movie was :(...
Paglol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i sucked a dick and didn't like it
Adam_habibi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Destiny Child's album art
Williusthegreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being home from school one day - either I was sick or it was school holidays. Regardless of why, I was watching day time television. I wouldn't have been much older than 6 or 7. Back then they used to play Days of our Lives on TV around mid day. I was channel flicking and briefly stumbled across this show. It was scene where an attractive woman was seductively dressed and trying to seduce someone.
Instant boner.
I didn't quite know what was happening to my dick or why it had gone stiff and pushing against my pants, but I knew it had something to do with the beautiful woman I was watching. I had no understanding of sexual orientation back then, but I always think back to that incident as the moment I realised I was straight.
thenewestboom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. There was a tomboy named Sierra that was cooler than most of the boys in class. I use to pretend not to know how to spell "I love you" in class and ask her to spell it for me just to coerce hey into inadvertently saying she loved me too I, one letter as a time. Man, she was the best 4 square player in class. She played football with us and even snuck into the boys bathroom a few times just to prove she could do it. She would harass the girls just as much as we did; boy, was she a blast.
... It wasn't until 7th grade that I realized she probably figured out she wasn't straight about the same time I figured out I was. Funny how you want what you can't have even before you realize you'll never be able to have it.
raychelvon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was hanging out with a female and she came on to me harder than any dude and I had absolutely no interest in her going down on me and I was totally terrified of the thought of having to go down on her ever. When she said she thought she loved me after the 2nd time we hung out I never talked to her again.
I had experimented before but I realized it was not for me after that.
nishbot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush in second grade. I was crazy about her. Tiffany, if you're reading this, we should get some coffee and hit the swings sometime .
ctadgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I remember in middle school and high school I wasn't 100% straight. I had girl crushes....my first kiss was a girl....I considered myself open-minded and even bi at one point. Now I feel nothing toward women. I can't see myself with another woman at all. I think that change occurred over the past few years since high school.
G_man252 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:32:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 7 I accidentally walked in on my babysitter changing. I like almost passed out from being overwhelmed with awesomeness
thekey147 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed a guy and didn't feel anything.
charmwashere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:39:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After my second lesbian relationship. Hey...at least I tried.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:45:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was dropped off at my dads place of work around 6 and 7 years old and they had a lot of those 80s stripper style calendars and for some reason left playboys in the open in the bathroom that I regularly used. I didn't have a snowballs chance in hell really.
Terarri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The time my parents didn't block TV channels and I saw the first episode of the International Sexy Ladies Show. I was about 11.
I had crushes kinda before that but it was then that I was like "WOW BOOBS"
8orhigherbro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy put on scrambled porn channels when we were 12 at a sleepover. No doubts...enjoyed every squiggle.
mrpoopistan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must be the weirdo in this group. Everybody's saying like when they were 7.
For me it was 12. Dual experience, actually. First was discovering my mom's Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. (This was before the interporn as we know it.) The second was discovering my brother's porno mags.
What makes the whole story funny is that girls discovered me before I discovered them, which made for a couple truly strange moments while they were trying to get my attention. I was a very distant and weird kid. Prior to aforementioned awakening, my primary activities were teaching myself to program (imagine learning Pascal on a B&W Mac) and reading the encyclopedia. (Again, before the internet.)
AlabasterOctopus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, about 28 years old....
When I was in middle school it occurred to me that girls were starting to have crushes on boys, that was the 90s and homosexuality just hadn't occurred to me. Sexuality in general hadn't really occurred to me but I didn't want to be considered weird.
Fast forward through a lackluster marriage, child, divorce, couple boyfriends and an awful man that insisted that I couldn't know if I liked something or more importantly didn't like something until I tried it.
So I'm tongue deep in some pussy and that was it. I liked cock and I knew it solidly. Mr. Awful still doesn't really believe anyone is completely hetero, but I assure you I am. Nothing against homosexuality, if it makes someone happy then cool. It's just not for me. I may be a little demisexual but not homosexual.
Booty-Sorcerer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:58:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I walked up to my dads computer which was logged onto a gay porn site. Wasn't super interested in what was being offered.
snemand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 or 7 and we were playing a game where the girls classed the boys and if they caught you, you would get kissed.
It was quite the conundrum because one hand girl were still supposed to be gross and me considering myself quite the athlete couldn't allow myself to be caught by a girl. On the other hand it wouldn't be that bad as long it was a girl I "liked liked".
Toph_er ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:00:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a gay friend that was long distance. He would constantly ask to suck my dick.
I really did not want him to.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:03:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I fucked a girl and realized I still liked the dick more
eparfitt1002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:12:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the Pink Ranger ...
Awakend13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad used to watch a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. I must have been around 5 or 6 when I started imaging him laying in bed with me and being my boyfriend. And then I watched Dirty Dancing and fell in love with Patrick Swayze.
Jellooooo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. There was this Mexican chick I thought was cute as hell, so that made me realize girls were to my liking. Sometime that year, there was another gay kindergartener kissing other dudes in the restroom for shits and giggles and I thought "This kid better not kiss me." So that ruled out boys.
whyisyourwaterpink ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I really realized it was in 6th grade. If I didn't have a clue before (and I kind of did because boys made me uncomfortable and I thought one was cute in 4th grade), a boy named Charles bitch slapped 12-year-old me with his face and hair and body into my own personal hell-terosexuality. I couldn't stop thinking about him and how amazing he was. It was terribly uncomfortable. Nowadays, when I like a guy, there is far less fanfare. Mainly just shyness and general awkwardness in their presence. Puberty, man. It really sticks it to ya.
horn8ge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I first took a bath with my domestic helper. it's a good thing I was still too young to get visible erections then, because her body was...
and before you say anything, she was close with the family so nobody saw an issue with that. lucky me.
WickThePriest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:26:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fiona Apple's "Criminal" music video.
Cuddlyaxe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:09:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think my first thinking "she's kinda pretty" was in 3rd grade but I repressed it
First legit crush was in 5th grade
Lord_Maldron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:10:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 and caught a sneak peak of that sex scene in Species
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th or 5th grade. Saw Men in Black 2. Realized what boners were for.
Snatchpudding ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:40:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Denise Austin
shermenaze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was under the age of ten. I was in a country club, and walked into the gym
And there she was, running, sweating on a treadmill...
She was majestic.
b00ger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:02:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I developed a crush on a boy in kindergarden. It started early, I suppose.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:04:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Granny babysat me when I was maybe 4; apparently for "drawing" I filled an entire spirax notepad with a drawing on every page of a pair of circles with a dot in the middle of each.
waltdiesintheend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bulma from Dragonball Z
maryjokappa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been swimming competitively since I was five. I appreciate a good looking boy in a speedo.
TheMythicalWankBank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding the adult section on newgrounds is what did it for me.
TheGreyFencer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:46:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The year my family sent me to summer camp in Indiana....
(kidding. if the joke fell flat, think Pence.)
But in all seriousness, I remember this (at the time) really cute girl from pre-school, I know I really liked her laugh. Very foggy memories.
zdabest98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Mike "LGBTBBQ" Pence jokes
cherrytwothousand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:35:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw David Bowie in Labyrinth
SpaceBooterfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:59:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7 and I would imagine myself being married to Pokihontis.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:16:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SpaceBooterfly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:18:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I just gave up trying.
MyNSFWside ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:14:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were you picturing yourself more as John Smith or Kocoum?
SpaceBooterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Quellyle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:06:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I hit puberty and saw half naked bearded hockey players during post game reaction interviews and realized I was thinking what their penis looked like and got wet after thinking that. I really liked what I saw
deckard1980 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:07:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At 6 years old I fell madly in love with the girl in the cartoon mysterious cities of gold.
thesquarerootof1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am sorry, but this is the stupides Ask Reddit question I have seen. Being straight is the default human setting. This question almost assumes like 50% are straight or gay. You might as well ask "when did you first realize you liked taking hot showers?"
DotCullen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was eleven and grew out of my aversion to bathing.
sluggsworth01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My best friend and I tried sucking each others cock when we were about twelve. I didn't like it but he did. He's now a happy gay and I'm a happy straight.
Whiteboycasey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. Had dreams about this little red head in class all the time. Knew I wanted to be naked with her in bed but I didn't know why. I wasn't prematurely exposed to anything sexual either, just strong natural urges.
RandomPerson696 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized I didn't want giant dicks up my ass or in my mouth.
nova20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:55 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More of a "realized I wasn't gay"...
Back in college I was friends with this couple (a girl and a guy) and they were rather sexually liberal so they invited me to join them in the bedroom one night.
I stripped off, I'm hard as a rock in anticipation.
Girl strips off, I'm still going strong.
Guy strips off, and my little buddy starts to deflate.
I say fuck it, let's try and have fun anyway.
30 minutes later other dude is finished and this girl is suckin' my dick like a champ trying to get me back up, but little Willy isn't cooperating.
The next weekend, the girl invites me to her place (with dude's blessing) to make up for the ordeal. We have an awesome weekend with no similar mishaps.
I've done a lot of thinking about that time (and yes, I've left out a few details), and I've come up with several explanations:
It still bugs me, though. I see naked men in porn and it doesn't turn me off. In fact, I prefer hetero porn to lesbian porn (unlike most men, if the stereotype has any truth to it).
I simply prefer to identify myself as straight, and I see that experience as a defining moment in my sexual identity.
RemoteProvider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight is life's default setting, you doing really notice until it's different
Wrest216 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:13:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was having sex with four of my football teammates after practice, i realized it wasnt really much of a turn on. after that, i started dating girls, and bam, straight.
LikesWomenAndSteak ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:46:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After about my fifth time being used as a fuck toy by the football team I was able to confirm my suspicion that I was in fact attracted to women and not men. The team was undefeated so I still returned to get let the strong, muscular men ease their tension to help them win the championship that year but that was strictly a matter of school spirit and nonsexual.
Madjal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you like steaks as well.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:40:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory I'm not straight but I have a couple of friends who are, and my fav aunt is straight so I grew up with it being fairly normalised and ok. Children are very understanding, in the future I hope we as adults will come together to normalise love for all genders for our children. Anyway:
Most of the ones I've met say they notice during teenage years, it's hard to trust hormones, like, some teenagers will experiment with member of the opposite sex but ultimately settle down in a same sex relationship.
That's not to say you shouldn't respect their label at the time and support them through it, being straight can be very hard and taxing in our society even if that's not where they ultimately land, the most important part is giving them the healthcare support and education they may need, as mainstream society is sorely lacking in resources about this.
Also bi erasure is a thing, just cause someone settles down into a same sex relationship doesn't mean they were never attracted to the people of opposite gender, don't assume.
Sorry for speaking out of my lane, it's just a subject close to my heart as a I have good friends who are straight and see what they struggle with. :) Fight on, you have an ally in me!
FelixTheScout ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the default condition in normal people.
Agonsolis137 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:14:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I STILL don't know for certain, and I'm 31! ;)
bullshitfree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just always knew. And my family knew from when I was a baby which is crazy.
veertamizhan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have been thinking over the years, and I have found my self never not wanting to bang women.
tiluh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just now.
BlazingMetal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was young, saw a hot girl. Liked ut
phoenixjet ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody "realizes" they're straight. That's the genetic default for human beings. It's other sexualities that have to "realize" what they are.
LemonJongie23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:36:44 on December 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incorrect
undeclaredloser ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born, I had a penis. It was then I realized I was straight.
theborbes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:00:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guarantee you thought girls were yucky when you were 5.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:14:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what if he did? If he didn't want a dick in his mouth at 5 he's straight.
theborbes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:32:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or kids don't really have sexuality until puberty
CrashDunning ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:42:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apples and oranges.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:21:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CrashDunning ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:43:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it happens regularly, it's normal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i don't think you "realize" you're straight, you just don't realize you're anything else.
SteveBloke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't born straight. Nobody is. Perverts and deviants made me straight. They'll have a lot to answer for in the next life, believe me.
DonaldsPizzaHaven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just assumed it when I started to receive my monthly privileged white male checks.
CantStumpTheVince ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People explaining when they realized they were a sexual being, not explaining when they realized they're straight.
You do not come to a sudden realization that "omg I'm normal." This question does not make sense.
ASCII_27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll if you're straight, then the day your realize you're "a sexual being" may very well coincide with realizing you're straight.
yxlist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:17:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To you it doesn't. To the majority of the rest of the posters it makes perfect sense... Enough so that it git in the front page.
CantStumpTheVince ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:18:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In reality it doesn't, and the replies prove it. I like how you think the fact that it's on the front page means the question makes sense. That's fucking adorable.
yxlist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, in reality it does. You define things a certain way and a majority of the people on here are defining it as they see fit. You are considered, in psychology, abnormal, not them. And yet you comment like you know what you're talking about. Hysterical. And you're fucking adorable too.
yxlist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, I just looked at your posting history. What a fucking troll.
DontFeedTheTrollsPeople
CantStumpTheVince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:22 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I assume you lean far to the left politically. The only people who accuse me of trolling when I say things they disagree with are leftists.
PeerieCthulhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MyNameIsNotLiam ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When nature came up with sexual reproduction.
AsurasIrritation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually dont remember but i guess that makes sense that I wouldnt remember it. Its just always been in my head "girls are pretty to look at" and then really cemented it in after I discovered Playboy and stuff
CarbonSpectre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started to develop a crush on a girl.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7 Years old, had a strange hard on to those late night commercial call hot lines.
marcchoover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJtjqLUHYoY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that I don't like things in my butt. There was a lot of things before that, but that was the moment of realization.
rick2g ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a story around that moment, I'm sure.
cjejack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 10 or 11 and I saw Tom Jones on some television show singing his heart out. My whole body went rigid. Geeezzz.
Littleartistan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched porn, extreme close up of vagina, immediately sick feeling in my stomach. Vaginas gross me the fuck out. Dick are p sweet
indian_bbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 and I felt this girls ass who used to sit next to me in class.
rickeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw Heather Thomas on The Fall Guy.
crusoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Daisy Duke....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasnot sure what Orientation I was for a long time! I thought I was into both,then went through a phase where I was verystrongly interested in MtF transgenders, was in a lesbian relationship for roughly five years with a rather butch woman. This was mostly in the 90s, during my late teens into early twenties. Never got involved in all of the labels and politics, just enjoyed company of those i was attracted to. Eventually met my current husband, very masculine. Felt much more comfort and security with him. I loved how he made me feel and we seemed so naturally compatible. I never really considered that I was straight until I became involved with him!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont feel attracted to other women anymore. No intentions of being romantically involved with another woman again. Pretty sure that means Im not bisexual
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it can be fluid throughout our life. If this was the situation i would consider him straight if he no longer felt attracted to men sexually. I dont see any reason our orientation has to keep a particular label if we no longer identify with or act on it. Kinda like we can have hobbies that we lose interest in but gain new interests. Why should i still consider myself bisexual if I have not been involved with or attracted to ladies in 15 years? Its not like I just decided a few months ago.
felagund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth grade, 1978. Kathy H, hitherto just a random girl in my class, showed up with breastlets with erect nipples. I... was just fucking hypnotized. I started masturbating that day.
MyNSFWside ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah - whatever happened to Kathy H?
open4fun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was a straight A student, got my first C when she was a B and 5 years later she got the D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle was gay and my naive mind told me I could be gay, so I tried jerking off to gay porn for a little while seeing if it was my thing. I came a couple times, but as a 15 year old kid, the breeze blowing could make me cum, so I didn't think much of it at the time. Then I had a guy hit on me while I was out with some friends. He was relentless and I was forever turned off by the idea of a guy touching me. Not homophobic by any means, but definitely 100% straight.
SubEruanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had my first crush in year one. He didn't like me back :( Years later- and I might be Bi but I'm not sure. Pretty confused, but I still identify as straight, at least to everyone else. Oh well, I'm still a teenager- it's not like I'm supposed to have it all figured out.
dempseydrewr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serious answer, when I started taking all the clothes off all my sister's Barbie dolls and being fascinated by them
TheSpanishDerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching the Egg Scene from Hot Spots!
That was when little 4 year old me knew I wasn't gay
kimberkennedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 7 and realized guys with blue eyes made me want to care about playing sports even though I hated sports and was really accident prone.
fireraiser77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had always assumed I was straight, but in Jr high there was a dude I was friends with that was gay. He had a crush on me for a while and told me. I told him I was probably straight but ya know what never tried to be gay before so I guess don't knock it till you try it.
Fast forward to my floppy phalice in his mouth refusing to get anywhere near hard.
Turns out: not gay
OneNineRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cradle of Love video on MTV.
Did not understand what was going on down there, but I liked it.
Delucys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw tits and got a boner
iridael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
about 15 minutes. i saw that tit and went ima suck that tit. /s
MiloMolly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had some really sexual feelings towards teenaged Simba in Lion King
1137raan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When 7 year old me went and saw Annie. People laugh at me but she was my first crush
therealmaxipadd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I guess anything can happen.. But so far, every time I put my winkler in her pinkler, I'd like to do it again.
thejuiceman23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 years old and my sister molested me. It was pretty great at the time.
properposhguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you like it, how was it molesting?
oliknox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing rouge from the xmen cartoon and Christine cachanskie from Red dwarf. I definitely have a type.
MarxnEngles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I found out being gay was a "thing". It just made no sense to me.
peon47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess... I guess on some level I always knew.
ionwesker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boys Vs girls Rugby in year 9.
thedarklord187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was 6 and found my dads playboys
taofornow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realised I wanted pussy and any/every tight/packed ass took my eyes with it. Really was that simple.
scare_crowe94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 7
Gerrard1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing Elizabeth Hurley topless in Sharpe... Certainly made me realise
kharmdierks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 6 when I remember getting aroused by a woman on TV with a short skirt and heels. Legs were all it took back then. LEGS!
Rhomega2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First crush was in kindergarten. Also had a fascination with cleavage even as a kid.
SchAnAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 1st time my finger broke through the toilet paper ๐ฉ
Luposetscientia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I didn't even know what sex was or why my pants felt funny around her, but I had to chase the pretty girl around the playground in elementary.
Undertaker17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The discovery of a sex chatline satellite channel when I was about six or seven.
Shakezula84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least since 5 or 6. Maybe sooner. I played with a VHS catalog and in the back it had more suggestive videos. No sex, just naked women. And I found I would stare for a while at them. I also seemed to know it was wrong of me to do it, so I kept it secret and hidden.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never really found men particularly attractive as lovers; I've only ever seen guys as life buddies and friends with whom to ride out the hard times with. Women can absolutely be the same, except they have this purity and type of being that makes me fall in love with them.
patbarb69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexuality can certainly be a complicated path. I masturbated to Playboy all thru high school and then started having gay fantasies at around 19. I still have a huge amount of gay fantasies many years later, but also enjoy straight porn and can only imagine being in a relationship with a woman. So, somewhat weirdly, I tend to self-identify as straight and have to remind myself that I'm bi(!).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first 'memory' I have of finding somebody attractive was when I was a kid in year 7 and we were on a field trip somewhere, as I was walking, I saw a woman crossing the road and just felt sort of... attracted? towards her, because of the female figure and everything.
I do admire
findmenguysattractive, but only in the 'Wow, he looks really handsome, I like his hair/facial hair/clothes kind of thing', never felt sexually attracted to a guy.rabbit2287 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit. 'Nuff said.
Joachimsthal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First day of third grade. Over the summer, a girl in my class had started to grow breasts. I knew what straight was the instant I saw her that morning
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 4 i saw a girl and I remember thinking she was really pretty.
smather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The tri-boob woman on Total Recall gave me the first boner that I remember, so that I guess.
iamahotblondeama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been attracted to women or "girls" ever since I can remember. Even before I can remember my mom told me I slapped one of her attractive friends ass. But I guess when I found out I was ONLY attracted to women was once when I was a kid a had a weird sexual encounter with one of my male friends and decided it's not for me. Im a guy disregard my username because it doesn't check out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 3 or 4 and I would rub my dick on my Pink Power Ranger toy.
Also Jasmine from Aladdin made me feel funny.
maywolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i had a crush on any semi good looking boy in elementary school lol
shoneysbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a very specific memory of waking up hard as a rock and rubbing my boner against my mattress while dreaming/thinking about my female kindergarten teacher. I've never been romantically or sexually attracted to a man since that memory, and though I would like to think I would embrace it if I ever was, I think it's safe to just say I'm straight at this point.
agent_richard_gill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No serious tag? Neat. It was when I fucked your dad in the ass. He didn't work it like your mom did.
Seriously? When I found out what homosexuality is. Before that, I just assumed everyone was attracted to the opposite sex.
Kaioxygen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember Daisy Duke fascinating me in a way I couldn't explain to my 4 year old self.
JenniferBird81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in kindergarten. The boy 2 seats up from me in class was the cutest boy and we would flirt and giggle.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that girl in 5th grade who looked like miranda cosgrove
darkfire613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I thought to myself in middle school, "I hope I don't end up being gay, because girls are way more attractive than guys are"
Pyrollamasteak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was at a summer camp and I only ever knew you could be straight, and there was an androgynous tomboy that had a personality that really worked with mine. Never mind that all the boys said she was a guy. I knew I was straight...
mattheman33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To paraphrase a comedian that I can't recall the name of, I might be gay. Who knows. I've only ever played with one penis, mine, and I loved it! So 100% of the dicks i've played with, I've liked, whereas I've only liked maybe 75% of the vaginas...
Jdm5544 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a scene in a movie, can't even remember what it was now, but a movie where this naked woman was walking out of a smoky hallway.
I rewound that scene about 10 times because I liked it
I was 6ish
Djammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The day I found out that being gay was a thing. I was like "there are boys who fancy other boys? Well that's not me. I must be the other thing. Oh it's called being "straight"? Guess that's me so."
3pinripper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After my priest ass raped me, and I realized "that's just not for me."
locks_are_paranoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching a cartoon a saw a guy making out with a girl.
Yossi25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
11 years old. I was at an El Polo Loco drive through. Some lady walked by with a nice round ass.
I stared.
monkiesnacks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Realising I like women, middle school and the supply teacher bending forward to show me something and the strange warm feeling that came over me when her too skimpy top revealed she wasn't wearing a bra, she laughed when she saw the look on my face.
Realising I wasn't BI? All the stinky old men groping me in clubs when I was a teen put me off men...
nachorykaart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three words... Victoria's Secret Catalogue
JonnotheMackem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
CaptainCanuck47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When me and a couple friends were riding our bikes and found a bundle of brand new Hustler magazines sitting beside a public recycling bin.
EDIT: added an s
SirX86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never really "realised" it at some particular point - I just assumed I was. Later I thought about it consciously, especially after hearing that a lot of heterosexual men apparently fantasize about a guy-on-guy encounter, and concluded I'm just as straight as they come.
CJ090 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early elementary school and as early as preschool. I remember getting butterflies in my stomach thinking about girls even though TV told me I was supposed to think girls are gross at that age. I remember getting hardons from curvy videogame characters and eyefucking the shit out of my hot teachers. I sometimes question my sexuality as an adult but then I remember those old feelings and how I still get them and realize "yeah, I really an straight, no doubts."
DanglyTwanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dudes are gross, women aren't. That's all I need to say
arhanv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had my first HUGE crush in the first grade
burnerbabyburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda learned what gay meant around 6 or so. I assumed I must be gay because boys were Hella gross. Then went on with life and barbies with not much more thought than "I'll mention it when I hit puberty I guess". Then in 4th grade Dustin moved to town and was sat next to me. Dustin surfed. Dustin could almost kickflip on a skateboard. Dustin hid Gummi worms in his desk and shared them with me. Dustin kick started me straight into straights Ville. Boys were still gross, but some of them were awesome at the same time.
Ellefrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 8 and fell in love with a boy in my class. I also had every intention of marrying Face from the A-Team. I suspect I was older when I learned that sometimes there were boys who liked boys. And even older when I realised about girls who like girls.
Wintermuteson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
iGoogle had a search option for backgrounds, and one of the featured backgrounds was Jessica Alba completely naked lying face down on a pillow. On a related note, Google got me addicted to porn.
The_Zanester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 5 and my mom teased me. I was the only boy on the block of like 9 kids all my age. She would say "Look at you, mr stud. All those girlfriends. In 10 years you'll be wishing all of the still followed you around like that."
So. Then. It was normal to want and have a girlfriend.
wesrdctfvygbhunjimko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 13, my cousin was 11. She was using her feet playfully to touch and rub my cock through my sweatpants. I got hard.
CliffordMoreau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My babysitter used to get me Rick hard
norian_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No idea. There was no moment of revelation.
Autisticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 4 years old and had a crush on my neighbor who was a 5 year old girl. We were playing house one time and she kissed me and I didn't know what to do.
TheJester73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6, me and a new girl hit it off in the class, she would sit beside me and touch my hand. Somehow we got to planning to hide in the bushes in the front of the school and kiss at every recess. Around 8 years old, I found my brothers stash of playboys and had got a boner, and had an urge that I wanted to do things with the women on the pages. I really didnt know what, I just knew there was something good about it.
Vatrumyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm. That's a hard one considering all the gay shit I did as a kid. Like.. a lot of gay shit... I guess 18 when I lost my virginity to my, now, wife.
GDP1195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a girlfriend in kindergarten. We had a really small class (about 5 kids in a Montessori). Since two of the others were an "item" we ended up kind of being an item. We would sit in a corner and draw pictures to each other lol. That's all I remember about it. i ended up spilling beans all over her best dress and thats where it ended. I was more of a player in kindergarten than I am now, unfortunately.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was minding my own business and playing the glorious new release at the time, counter strike source. I switched to a new server that had plently of people and low ping, and was greeted to a motd with a softcore porn model showing off her vulva.
beefstewforyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when I was 9 I liked a girl in my class and I also thought my teacher was hot at the same time.
this_is_original1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory "not-me, but.."
My mom was a US Congress women. It took me a while to figure out she didn't do dick.
tassimii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book....The fist time I saw her, with her hands on her knee...how do I saw this...I had a boner...
xMicro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once when I was 7 years old, my daddy told me, "go look at Playboy or you'll be lonely."
cheddarfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 5 I imagined being naked and kissing with a girl in my class
SoDatable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly had doubts as I had a lot of negative experiences in school, as a result of not getting into the rating scene and just not being aggressive.
I knew I was attracted to women for the same things that poeple talked about, but having never acted and feelin very afraid I just assumed this was social conditioning. Then challenged myself by going to a strip club (A major taboo - I'm still trying to define my view of feminism, and this was a no-no for me). After meeting and talking to a few of the entertainers, we talked myself into a lapdance.
She let me caress her and hold her in ways I realized I had been fantasizing about for a long time, yet in ways that came naturally. And of course there were the bodily responses. Porn doesn't give you the full body cuddle experience, and it was extremely intimate.
I'm still not sexually aggressive, though I find I've developed more confidence in dating as a result. I feel like I can sexually express myself more effectively now that I better understand what I need.
On a separate note, it also broadened my view of consent; I was terrified of entering sexual situations prior to this because I felt that consent should be the girl asking the guy. The theory was that it couldn't be ambiguous this way. What I've learned is that communication is two way and either person can make a move as long as the other person involved has their boundaries respected, and that respecting those boundaries is incredibly rewarding.
So yeah: confidently expressing myself that I was straight was itself an experience which has helped me to come out of my shell, and it's shifted some personal views. I still need to reconcile certain aspects which I'll need to talk about in the coming days, but it's been a wonderful journey.
TL;DR: Boobies and beer did it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SoDatable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger I associated "I have a crush on you" with girls bursting into tears and never speaking to me again, so I learned to supress those feelings in the name of preserving friendships. Being soft spoken meant that other guys chased me into high school making creepy moans; asking them, occasionally yelling at them to stop resulted in teachers telling me not to ask them to stop. Body issues didn't help; my undershirt was called a training bra.
Any of these things might have warranted hardening up; all of these things together had a profound effect on me for a long time. I never dated in high school and never did post-secondary school, so I had few opportunities to really get to know people.
Well-meaning friends suggested that I read dating books that emphasized gas lighting and made me feel very uncomfortable. They positioned it as "this is how it's done", spelling it out as being an "alpha male", and it made me feel emotionally inadequate.
In retrospect, when I compare my experiences against the disturbing expectations set out in these books and resources, I think it becomes clear where one might develop a negative image. I agree that my older attitudes towards my sexuality were stumbling blocks on the road to learning, but these aren't set in stone and I refuse to let them define me - I am ready to move on. Sex and sexuality are healthy activities that the people involved should enjoy. I've also learned to define sexuality for myself and have come a long way to understanding how to properly assert what I need - being honest with what I want to myself and others.
I've learned to be clear and to expect clarity. A simple "What are you looking for?" on dating sites used to cause panic because I used to regard this as aggressive, but what I really mean is simply "asserting how I feel". I don't even buy the idea of being persistent - No is always no.
TL;DR: I agree with you on pretty much every count, but to be clear it was never a fear of asking for consent, but the fear of dramatic rejection fueled by the attitudes I thought to be the norm that terrified me and which I've learned are not, in fact, the norm.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SoDatable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Game" by Neil Strauss is frequently cited. What's interesting is that it ends in emotional tragedy for one character and utterly backfires fire everyone. The lesson that most readers miss is that by not being authentic everyone ends up alone, dissatisfied, or depressed.
Personally I've done most of what you've got there; it's the fitness piece that I'm continuing to improve (and I think everyone should want to be healthier!), which brings me back to the main point: being confident enough to trust others cannot hurt or define me is really what empowers people. Not just sexually either, but in all parts of life.
Seevian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The biggest hint for me came when I unsuccessfuly tried jacking off to gay porn
hellionzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. There was a book that explained what breastfeeding was and after that I took notice of womens' breasts all of the time. Managed to rest my head against many of them since no one thought it was weird. I was obsessed from a very young age.
Weird thing is, I am pretty mush an ass man these days...
BaronVonWilmington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i realized i would be dealing with the same exact shit, but without the occasional reward of pussy.
GrubbsTavern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lola Bunny
politicalteenager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around when I was 12, I wondered what porn was, so I google searched pictures of naked women. My dick then felt weird...
mashington14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I started having crushes on girls in preschool. I always had one or two strong crushes when i was a kid.
aerionkay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underworld 2 sex scene.
Azilem22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ being straight is a very difficult thing to do in today's society, it has been a challenge for me.
EscapedTheMatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember starting to feel nervous around girls around age four or five. Definitely had a few crushes on female classmates in kindergarten and throughout grade school. So far Ive never had a crush on a guy or been attracted to a guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the 90s, our neighbours were a really nice Italian family, kids n all roughly the same age 2 girls 1 boy. One girl was my age the other 2 yrs older, boy was 3 yrs younger than I. The parents had cable tv with all the channels and porn that was "scrambled" - refer to American Pie - but there was a code to get around it, which the girls were privy too. I should preface that I was 8 at the time. Anyway we'd all hang out after school and on the weekends, pretty much all the time and be left alone in the basement - possible the most legit and fun basement ever (game systems dad loved them they had Nes, snes, Sega, Sega Saturn, dreamcast, omg - nestolgia I'm getting off track) and play games and watch tv, movies etc. Then we stumbled onto the adult channels and the girls were like we have the code, I'm like ok - 0000 - BAM! Unlimited amounts of porn - which we werent 100% on what we were watching but it was super enticing. I'd sneak over all the time to watch porn with them. Also dick got hard, but too young to fathom so there was that. Also spend the better part of my preteen years tryna fuck the sisters - yeah they were hott - like Kelly Kapowski hott (90s). We moved or something, can't remember, our mom's still stay in touch though.
Wow this was long for a porn story.... Wait it's about how you concluded you were straight
This weed is strong today.
TL;DR - spent childhood watching porn with hott girls next door, tried to fuck em, I moved away.
GrogBaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nine years old. Saw the video for baby one more time. The story my dad likes to tell is that I sat there the entire video without blinking. At the conclusion of the video, all I said was, "whoa," then went to play with my ninjas turtles.
PopeTheReal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early man..I was vibing on the girls in grade school...Rebecca u bitch! Wherever u are...
hi_im_aki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 99% sure I was straight back then. Then I went on internet found porn (I was second grade) and then I was 101% sure when I saw those girls.
Sirduckerton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in first grade working on a simple math worksheet. We had our desks set in squares so that 4 kids sat next to each other to work on problems together. We had a hot teachers assistant helping that day wearing a skirt and low cut shirt. She was going around helping kids with questions. The kid across from me raised his hand and she came over to help. She leaned over his shoulder and all I saw was boob. Lots of boob. At that moment I thought to myself, "I want to stick my face right there." The rest is history.
Theconstantcompanion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a girl in my class around age 5/6 and I liked the way she looked. I knew from that moment my penis would never want another penis.
Also, pink power ranger
Edit: I remember her name was Freya. I can't remember a surname though.
crazyg0od33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was in the bathroom of my university, in a stall. Had a giant (like 1 inch) door gap, right in front of the urinals.
Saw 3 guys come and go, didn't pop a boner. Straight
choose_username1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never gotten aroused looking, thinking, touching, or talking to a man ever. I'm definitely straight
626c6f775f6d65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea gay was even a thing until I was 12, at which point my reaction was "Why the hell would a guy wanna be with a guy?"
Seven years later I had a gay roommate in college. It was hella awkward at first, but he was actually really cool about it and eventually brought me around to understand it. Intellectually, anyway; I can't say as I really understand it any more than I understand what it's like to be a woman or a fish or a bird or whatever.
But, yeah, I didn't know I was straight until I realized that gay was a thing because I always just figured that the world worked like it did on 1970s heteronormative television.
panacrane37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't something to "realize". It always was. If you ask when is my first memory of feeling an attraction for the opposite sex, it was in kindergarten when I met Amy.
JediMemeLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
still unsure
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably at 5. I don't know at what age I learned about sex though. I think I found out I was a little bit bi at 10 or 11.
Smoddo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I became scared of girls, and now when I'm not scared but still slightly cautious
xgideon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Four-year-old me watching He-Man. Sorceress gave me a chubby.
Manwhorerubberband ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've kissed loads of guys but it never felt the same way as kissing a lady. The first time i remember having an attraction to the opposite sex was when i met a girl called Juliet when i was four and I fell in love for the first time. I didn't know what i wanted to do with her, but i knew i wanted to do something. That's when i knew.
Basedgod4real ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in Grade 5 and my class got paired with kindergarteners to become their reading buddies. My then girlfriend was sitting on the rug with her buddy and I was sitting at a desk with mine. Ended up looking down my gf's shirt without a bra on and confirmed.
IrredeemableFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 4 or 5 and really liked rewatching Titanic for the drawing scene.
ordinarybloke1963 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deep down i guess i always knew i was straight
BlackKidGreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was probably about 5 or 6 and MTV was on. Thank the sexiest woman I had ever seen, Donna Lewis.
I love you always forever, near or far closer together. Etc.
lion_heart214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought I was gay, watched gay porn. Didn't like it one bit
Sweston34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in elementary school, probably 4th/5th grade and we were going on a field trip. I was acting a fool laying on the bus seat so my head was in the aisle. My teacher was wearing a skirt and walked over me and I looked up and she was wearing cheetah print underwear. I liked what I saw
trilobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The world silently expected it of me and I haven't let it down yet.
Whingdoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably while watching I Dream of Jeannie.
Finnsmojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When a girl in 5th grade slapped me across the face with her hair and I really liked the smell of it.
handyjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I fucked your dad
asf8y69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade, we had a very pretty teacher who got paid in pennies and couldn't afford a bra. So when she'd walk around in the classroom, her boobs would jiggle. And you could tell they were wondrously round and perky.
At the age of six, I was fantasizing about me and her doing naked things in the bathroom. Pretty sure she awakened something in me, because ever since then I was touching myself, and as soon as I could ejaculate something at 10, I was masturbating.
I've been trying to find her on Google and Facebook forever :(
tristen620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it was ever a question, but i think the matter was settled with the first boob touch. -nod-
frisbynerd120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a dream I made out with Lando Calrissian. Also learned that I was into traitorous black men.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized Gladiator movies did nothing for me sexually.
major84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was around 6 and watching some movie on tv, and surprisingly one of the actresses gets out of bed and is topless... knew from that moment on, I like me some petite white girl boobies :)
but before that, i guess i have always had a soft spot for girls and was always over protective, not sure why.
AreYouAManOrAHouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade, I had this dream where I was taking a shower with a teacher at my school. Kinda strange dream involving totally clothed showers, and a man lettting us walk on his back so we didn't hurt our feet on the railing for the shower door. Looking back, thats exactly when I first knew I liked girls.
Haruhi_Fujioka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm only straight for now.
chrisinurpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I tried sucking dick and didn't like it.
nowaygreg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 1st grade, I saw an 8th grader running to class and her boobs were bouncing. And I liked it. From then on, my mission was to see titties
doubleconfirm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched Romeo and Juliet at 6 years old and fell in love with Leonardo DiCaprio.
stufff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In daycare when I was 4 years old. There was this older woman, I don't know how old she was but she was tall and smart and seemed like she had everything figured out, so she was probably like 6 or something.
She had long brown hair and always had it tired back with a ribbon. She used to make fun of me and play games like "how hard can I pinch you before you cry?", and when she wasn't being mean to me she flat out ignored me.
I'd go up to her every day and try to stay around her even though I knew all I'd get was abuse. The best was when she pinched me because it meant she was touching me. The worst was when she told one of the adults I was bothering her and they made me go somewhere else.
And so started a pattern of me being attracted women who are mean to me and all the unhealthy relationships that followed.
sokusonic4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I discovered my mom's porn stache of VHS/DVDs and I tried looking for one where the girl wasn't holding a penis/dildo. I was 8.
noreligionplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a hot babysitter when I was 5-6 and when I saw her at the public pool in a bikini I got a painful erection and just thought to myself, You know what, that's nice, I don't know why but that is somehow what I want. And then I shuffled my scrawny ass to the showers to let things calm down a bit.
ZuperBros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their feminine voice.
PM_UR_SMALL_TITS_2ME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was probably about 7-9 and my parents were gone for work during the summer, we used to have a babysitter for me and my brother. While the babysitter was watching TV in the living room I would go upstairs alone on the computer and google image search "boobs" "boobies" "nude girls" or things of the sort. I was a pro at hiding my porn from a pretty early stage
Dragonssleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was in first grade and my teacher was pretty so i noticed it.
Lugia1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daphne from the old live action Scooby-Doo movies was the first time I ever remember getting a boner. I laid down on the couch stomach down so I could hide it, and thought that something was wrong with my dick. Good times.
Elfere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 4. I saw morgan, and thought she was beautiful.
Later that year, I met Danielle, she was even prettier.
This keeps going, basically every other girl I met i wanted to have sex with... And I wouldn't even know what sex was for years to come.
Ironically enough. Many of my mannerisms scream stereotypical gay. So people are surprised when i tell them I'm stright (although, there was collage). This actually got me laid once. I knew this woman, we were friends. One day she slept over. We had sex. When it was over she asked 'so how was it having sex with a woman for the first time?'
Somehow there was a fight over this...
Patches67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably while watching a Catwoman episode of Batman. Julie Newmar.
Dosage_Of_Reality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know that feeling you get when imagining fucking a dog? That's the feeling I've gotten when imagining intimate contact with the same sex.
S62anyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was young about 7,8 and Jill Taylor from home improvement was looking unusually hot in a certain episode...boner ensued and random humping of things, and few years later she became my first................... jerk off fantasy
R3dbul7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit
jacob_ewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In grade eight, there was a girl's basketball team in a neighboring school and we went to watch a game. There, for the first time in my life, I found myself unable to stop looking at the buttocks of one particular girl, in those nice short shorts, running around, cheeks oscillating with each stride.
It was then that I realized that I really really like a nice ass.
And yeah, girls.
xxoahu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lynda Carter as WonderWoman... I don't think i have to say anything more.
Noxumbres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third day of classes in the second grade, one of the kids asked me if I liked boys or girls. Instantly responded with girls. Still don't question it to this day.
Owex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 5-6yo and I realized that kissing boys like in the Looney Tunes was not okay...
gimli666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My stepmother is an alien". Kim Basinger undressing. I was about 6yo and like "WHOA".
HIGHimallison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HANSON
Chestnut_Bowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably anime. I think it was Tank Police on Showtime?
BudweiserSoze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been attracted to girls. My first crush was before kindergarten, actually. Still remember her name. I had 'girlfriends' every year up until my parents moved me to a tiny school in third grade. There were only two girls in my entire grade. All progress on the girl front halted until high school. But holy hell, it was off to the races after that
EatKillFuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cindy Crawford in the Pepsi ad during the Super Bowl. All of a sudden I needed to go use the restroom
Skaughty23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade, recess, girl in dress on monkey bars
TheFirstWeeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suck a dick every 6 days to make sure I am not gay, if I don't like it I'm not gay
mrhooha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two memories stand out. I was young enough to be taken into the women's locker room with my mom, I remember I would stare at the ladies showering. One of them told me it was not polite. I think I was 4 or 5. A more clear memory is when I was about 6 years old and watched the movie Splash. It was rated PG but showed Daryl Hannah nude and that gave me an erection. Also the character played by John Candy would drop change then go to pick it up for an excuse to look up women's skirts and little me thought this is a great technique.
TheScienceNigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just always assumed I was and never found out that I wasn't. I didn't even know that orientations other than heterosexual were even a thing until I was like 11 or 12 years old.
LordBugg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I sucked dick and didn't like it.
CrossBreedP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw a dick and liked it. I was 15.
I still love dick.
FearTheDeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I walked in on my older sister while she was starting to watch porn, granted she was in the living room and it was like 3am. She didn't notice me when I entered and I just stood in shock in the door way.
I was like 8 and I remember that dark haired, giant boobed, naked lady perfectly. She was doing one of those "sexy dance before porn" things and I just watched as she danced. And the more she moved the more excited I got, till I ran to bed and just layed there remembering it for a while before going to sleep.
That night I realized girls were super awesome.
rulerpencilasfsdfsad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I discovered that gays existed, I was always straight, I used to jerk it to wonder woman and the girls in my class when they first started getting tits. but when I started hearing about people who were attracted to the same gender or whatever, I was like.. well, that's not me (this was probably when I was.. 11 or 12, maybe 13 or 14)
KuroShiroTaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found myself looking at Playboy magazines at around 12-13 or so years old. I'm 19 (will be 20 in about 3 months)
evenios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there's a moment when you realize it? :-p
radherring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fell into a threesome, that dick came out and mine went into hiding.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
15 I was completely unsure and confused. Girls are attractive, even if you're a straight girl, and teenagers are horny and I just couldn't nail down my feelings. Finally I got a boyfriend. Girls are still nice to look at, but I don't view them sexually, at all.
YaBoiiSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always assumed I was straight because I had no sexual attraction to guys. To be 100% sure I tried watching gay porn and it does nothing for me
ThreeTestikillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't remember how old I was (but it was certainly along the lines of 6/7), but there was an episode of Married with Children where a woman reveals to Al that she was only wearing lingerie under her trench coat. I still remember to this day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Duff on Disney channel made me feel some type of way lol
omglolnub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puberty hit like a truck on my first night of sleep away week long Christian summer camp when I was 9 (turning ten in a couple months). I had no interest in girls on the day I was dropped off and suddenly had all sorts of interest on day 2. It was like a switch. So weird to think about in hindsight.
sambatico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just now when I read this
whostonedtx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten some of the girls were mean and wouldn't want to be my friend. This one boy was really nice to me and ever since I realize that I like when the opposite sex is nice to me :)
LDKRZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2004 or 5 watching Stacy Kiebler on WWE
LDKRZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also Melina as well
gripnmybalz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was an infant, I breast fed from I think it was four other women in our neighborhood. Have loved titties ever since.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you still friends?
dgira574 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6 and I couldn't stop staring at a girl in my class because I thought she was so pretty. Something kept drawing me to go talk to her. Didn't understand what cooties were so i always wanted to talk to girls. Also kept feeling this urge to want to be intimate with them even though I didn't understand this until I got older.
Peevish-Runt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest, I don't think it's that black and white. From my experience, I never once thought I might be gay or bi until a friend came out to me. We were in 6th or 7th grade at the time. Anyways, this confused me because I cared about him so much as a friend (may he Rest In Peace). Anyways, I had private conversation with him about how I think I might be bi, etc. until one day he asked me to make out with him, and I realized I didn't want to do that at all. Since then, there have been a couple times where I got confused again, but always came to the same conclusion that I'm not gay. The only reason I know for sure is because even if I try really hard I'm not sexually attracted to men.
Edit for context: I am a 26 year old white male.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it definitely is a spectrum! thats very interesting to hear though!
kemplaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whencowboys butt's didnt drive me nuts..
ianswatson74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a man. And I first realized I was straight when my 8-year-old life was ruined by a girl, not a boy.
theflummoxedsloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
22, it seemed like everyone was experimenting or at least using same gender displays for attention (such as drunk girls making out in bars), I consistently felt icked out at the thought of me touching a girl that way. Bleh, the only Taco I'd ever refuse.
avneis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching Space Jam for the first time and that scene where Lola Bunny first entered the gym for tryouts lit a fire inside my 8 year old self that has not since diminished.
adamsvette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im a guy. I sucked some dick and made out with other dudes.
Realized i was straight
circajusturna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 8 and my uncle had a cable black box. I stumbled upon a Playboy channel and haven't regretted it since. It's been 20 years
thisisboring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third grade and a friend brought a few pages from a playboy to school
McPoyal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was nice having two women wanting to marry me in kindergarten, but when I got to first grade... I fell in love with Elizabeth. Now, I like stuff in my butt, but not dudes.
Luminya1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 years old I learned how to skate. There was a nice teenager in town whose parents were friends and colleagues of my parents who took the time to help me learn to skate. I had such a crush on this wonderful young man.
ragnarokda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I definitely know when a man is attractive and will not fail to tell them if I feel they wouldn't get uncomfortable. When I'm drunk I'm really touchy feely with guys especially. I think that's because if I randomly touched a girls butt I'd probably get the shit kicked out of me or get accused of sexually assaulting them. Lol but I have a lot of gay friends and I've thought about it a lot but I'm just not sexually aroused thinking about dudes in anyway. A girl lightly touches my thigh with her hand? Boner. But I could have a dude on my lap and not feel anything at all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a realization that hits often, such as the other day when I saw a beautiful shirtless man jogging. My first thought was "fuck that guy" (he was so beautiful I hated him for making me lesser by comparison). The thought was not "I want to fuck that guy." Important difference.
dominokos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I actually realised it pretty early on. I think I was about 4 years old and there was this Shakira music video playing quite often on TV. The one where she dances around in the mud. Yeah that one. I will never forget that song because of it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching the London Bridge Music video by Fergie and then getting hard as fuck.
SunnySanchez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Baywatch after school
mediaG33K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When all the girls in my class started growing boobs. I then understood what all the older guys meant by "I'm a boob man."
I'm definitely a boob man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mediaG33K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gets it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Jessica Rabbit gave me the hardest pack of rolaids when I was about 6.
GuitarAbuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Lady Marmalade music video for the first time in 2002.
Ned_Gutters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pretty sure it was the princess from Voltron that did the trick.
I don't actually "identify" as anything, but I haven't felt personally attracted to members of my own gender thus far.
BMikasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was having crushes in pre school.
GuitarIpod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw a preview image of gay porn on Redtube.
enc0gnito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around age 9, I would search wooded areas for porn.
At 10 years of age, I would research how to descramble analog television signals so I could catch some boobs on soft core porn channels.
At 11 years of age, I ran up the telephone bill calling 976 numbers and my mom had to block the numbers.
luckygiraffe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up in an area with 974 and 975 prefixes, when 976 hit our area all us kids thought it was just another local prefix. Our patents disabused us of that notion when the bills came in.
Imworried45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was in Kindergarten. Sometimes I don't understand when men say they remember their first erection, I remember having them all my life.
So there was this song of the alphabet, the voice of the girl singing was so sexy that my little finger would rise. I can still remember.
Notredditaddicted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6-7 ish and saw a music video where girls were dancing and it was one particular girl that i couldn't stop thinkin about, i prayed that she would come to me every night for like a whole week.
Gurip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the first time i saw a female, i knew.
makesyoudownvote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know when I first knew, I suppose I have always been slightly bisexual actually, but I know two events that solidified the fact that I am definitely more straight than bi.
I should add for these stories. From age 18-25 I was very active in the BDSM scene in a major city. I also worked occasionally shot BDSM porn (not as a performer, but as a everything else from camera operator, to rope rigger).
Had a Saint Patrick's day party at my house where I made home made Irish stew. It was two really hot girls, and a gay friend who was actually pretty cute and me. We all start fooling around and playing. It's pretty awesome, but the girls end up getting tired out after a few orgasms and a lot of whipping, flogging etc. I still have a major hard on. The guy starts going down on me. I go to kiss him. Immediately lose wood. I work to get it back by focusing on recent memory involving the girls and by watching them sleep (one is still tied up naked right next to me). It works. I feel stubble on my thigh. Wood is gone for the night.
Other time is similar. A couple years later I am at a small party at a friend's house, 2 Male Doms including me, 4 female subs, and 1 male switch(primarily sub). This particular male sub and I had flirted a lot when I was younger. He definitely has game. He also is a porn star and had just recently won an AVN award for best blow job scene. My sub brings up the fact at the party that I never cum from blow jobs (mostly true). The girls and guy take this as a challenge. My sub gets the closest to making me cum, but no one really gets close. Gay sub can't even keep me hard, despite the fact that he is about as attractive to me as a guy can be.
Basically I learned that I can be slightly attracted to men, but not ever enough to consider myself sexually attracted to the.
notforsale50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom asked me if I was a lesbian. I talked about girl friends of mine a lot. I had to think about it for a long time. She had to clarify for me "do you ever get the urge to kiss or touch another girl?" nope, not at all, but I can appreciate beauty in other women.
stigmaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew for sure after I fucked a dude.
cravenravens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always suspected I was more or less straight, because of all the fantasizing about, falling in love with and dating guys, but only after doing 'more than kissing' with a girl once I realized that while it was interesting, it just didn't turn me on. I can have a crush on a girl - a few butterflies in the stomach - but sexually I'm really straight.
Kryimsson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cindy Crawford's Pepsi Super Bowl ad. I think I might have been 10 or 11 at the time and after watching it, I thought, I don't know why...but I want that. Had nothing to do with pepsi either. First celebrity crush
Ranger_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought about two guys boning and knew it wasn't for me.
Thought about tits right after, and thought "Yeah. I like those"
123456789j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally right this second. And I checked my privilege.
marky30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, maybe 5 or 6 years old, my babysitter had me on a swing where I was on her lap but facing her. First time "it" moved.
IlluminationRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure I ever "realized" it, I just always knew I enjoyed women. Even when I was little, I've always just felt drawn to them. As I've gotten older, I've had moments of introspection where I've actually asked myself "What if I'm gay or bi and don't know it?"
Long story short, I just don't look at men the same way. I just can't, women can get my all flustered by just looking good and walking by. Never once has that happened with a man.
DarthDoobz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty young lol I'd remembrance in elementary school, I'd lean my chair back and have the desk brush my crotch everytime my 3rd grade teacher bared cleavage or whenever my assistant principle came.
EDIT: remember*
emperorhirohito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't really consider it. Then in year 6 a girl fell over in front of me and got some mud on her ass. I looked at her ass and suddenly thought.
Daaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnn
luckygiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elvira, like 1984 or so. Didn't even know what I wanted, I just knew I wanted it.
cLuckb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Story Time.
For whatever reason, I remember it vividly. Not only I discovered I was straight, but I found my first crush.
To start, there is a girl that I went to school with pretty much my entire school life. We went to the same elementary, middle and high school together starting from Kindergarten to Senior year at high school. So back to the subject. It all goes back to 5th grade. Sitting in history class. Teacher is teaching about history and stuff, and I was bored out of my mind looking around the classroom. Then my eyes grazed past her, but I felt different this time. I never had felt this feeling before, but whatever reason I knew what it was. I had a crush on her. In that moment, I went from girls are icky to I like this girl. My behavior did not change to much after that, except when ever she would talk to me, I would go silent and stare for a moment, while.....some music plays in my head the time I am staring at her. The music only happened in 5th grade though, I don't remember the "Song" but I do remember there being chimes and bells in it. Of course during my last year in middle school, I did not even know that homosexuality even existed. That was not until middle school. I actually never had my first boner until middle school, when I saw a girl with some big breasts.
The crush really never went away. It was not until my senior year in high school that I told her that I had a crush on her for such a long time. At that point me and my friends were going YOLO and telling what crushes we had in our school life. Her reply was "Damn! That's intense!" I think she said at one point she had a crush on me, but I don't remember that part well. I also dared not "go further." One of my biggest fears is rejection, I will not be able to handle being told "no" from my crush. That is why I have always been single. Just pure fear of rejection. Thanks to this fear, I lost every chance to have a girlfriend ever in school. Maybe forever if I never get over it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I was about 7 or 8 my friend had a boyfriend in out class and I was really jealous because I thought he was super cute
SuperFrizz1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Before I was in school. I already had a crush on Robin Williams at age 3 and then when I started pre-school I was boy crazy. Tried to hold all of the boys' hands on the bean bag under the craft table. lol
mikeymikeymikey1968 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the late 70s when I was 8 or 9 my friends and I discovered and stole a few of our dads' Playboys etc. We also would look during the summer for bundles of old papers and mags put out with the trash and find a few that way. We just thought they were interesting and funny. I still remember not really being interested in any girls my age at that point. It was late in 5th grade (10yrs old) when all of the sudden I noticed that girls in my class did not seem so annoying anymore, and I actually would feel good when joking around with one.
crapmonkey86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 12 and there was this girl in my class who had developed way before the other girls. She wasn't anything special to look at and I didn't like her very much so I kept my distance mostly. Then once later on in the year she was helping this kid in our group who sat in front of me and she bent over his desk and as I look up I see straight down her loose-fitting shirt and got an eyeful of boobies. Still have not forgotten that moment.
assumetehposition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First day of 1st grade, a pretty girl walked into class and my tiny 5 year old heart skipped a beat. Spent the rest of the year chasing her on the playground because that's what boys do.
Horned_equine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A girl named Allison Anderson. Name is so common I haven't been able to find her again. Anyways, from first grade to sophomore year when she moved away I had at least one class with her. Every year. We were close friends in like 4th grade, then didn't talk again until high school, and it wasn't until the end of sophomore year where I thought I had a chance. Oh well.
Marcos_Terror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6. This boy in my class used to run after me when we played tag even if it wasn't my turn. I remember him pushing me and we fell down all tangled up and he smelled DIVINE :)
forestman11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone else think this is a silly, almost mocking of gay people question? I mean, straight is the norm, you're pretty much expected to be straight so asking the question in reverse almost seems to minimize the importance of accepting being gay when someone is. I understand it could be taken as a mockery of straight people asking when a gay person realized they were straight but it's immature to act like that is an offensive question. Whether people like it or not, the status quo is to be straight. If a straight person is asking that question, it's likely they are interested in the topic and are trying to understand the other person. To condemn that does not promote understanding and acceptance, even if it might be a moot question.
mulierbona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it's a mockery. Although you might think that the stat quo is heterosexuality, others in other environments might not see it like that. Personally, I think it's refreshing to see a couple of the responses on here because I've felt bad, in the past, for "going straight." Hearing that other women "go straight," too, lets me know that I'm not an outlier.
M_H_T_H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw my first grade teacher in her tight, tight sweater. Thanks, Mrs. Carberry!
NeptuneandMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 and i had a crush on a guy in my class.
absurdity- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a few crushes before this happened, and even kissed a few girls, but I didn't really know until one day at summer daycare. We were sitting in a bug circle, and we were being called one by one to get a snack. This girl gets up and and runs over to get her snack, and her ass was facing me the whole time, it was amazing. I saw that girl again in high school, still one of the best, if not the best booty I've ever seen.
Roketderp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Also, boobs. Those are cool.
littlemikemac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always fascinated by girls around whatever my age was at a given time. And it always took my breath away when I noticed a girl loomed prettier than usual. I remember adults always tried to tell me I was too young to really be into girls, but they were always wrong. I never got more straight as I got older, but certain kinds of girls treated me differently than a lot of guys. Almost like we could connect in more personal and intimate ways than they would with normal guys. I noticed a few in particular talked to more like they would with their girlfriends than with their guysfriends, only flirttier. Other dudes, and some chicks actually took this as a sign of me being gay for some reason, but that rarely impacted my social life after i got wise and started having as many, if not more, platonic female friends as male friends. Which was easy because dudes never seemed to appreciate women personally the way other women or I would. After being a teen for a while I started to suspect that most people are bisexual an just pretend to be straight because it's easier, at one point I even got a few of my peers to admit it. I wouldn't be at all shocked if scientists discover that straight people are almost as rare as homosexuals.
chilehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the issue of Dynamite! magazine with Kristy MacNichol on the cover arrived and I realized I wanted to take her in a manly fashion.
KeepingItKosher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was six and accidentally saw Revenge of the Nerds. My mom was mortified but my dad will always win father of the year for that mistake.
your_black_dad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had sex with my best friend and realized I didn't like it.
vanstryder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
11, Painting the set for the Xmas play. She was wearing overalls and a loose tank top. We were bent over painting the set and the cleavage was amazing. That was the moment for me.
attack_of_the_clowns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third grade. New girl came to class and I was instantly smitten.
Also the first indication of my attraction to Asian girls
just_taste_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At 4 or 5 five the neighbor girl and I were playing in the kiddie pool in the yard. We decided we wanted to see each others junk. We knew we shouldn't do it in the open so we went behind some bushes and played with each other. I remember we touched each other and I licked my fingers afterword. MMMMmmmm that sweet 5 year old puss.
bkauffmann23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your name is fitting
just_taste_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny. Didn't think of that.
Outpsyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in third grade I would be really happy staring at pictures of Pam Anderson in a binkini... so i'd say right around then
Beans_The_Baked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some time in highschool. Talking to one of my male friends about how hot a girl is and no matter how hard I thought about it I couldn't imagine getting it on with her.
Toad32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a baby, probably 10 months. I remember being attracted to my female cousin.
Lord_Stag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't something that was realized it just is. But I remember when I found out being gay was a thing, when I was a kid I didn't think it was real.
ivquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski. Always had crushes on girls since kindergarten, but watching her was the first time I realized I'd step over my own mother to get one.
TheSavageRumbleCock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a girls tits when i was six got a hard on
Improvis2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw someone else's penis.
the_xxvii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd always suspected I was, but one year I was really drunk at a party and thought "how do I know if I've never ever tried anything?" So my girlfriend demanded I make out with a friend of ours. So we made out. Nothing happened. No twitch in the pants, no secret part of my brain going "oooh that was hot", nothing. I learned that I'm only attracted to women and that stubble is painful.
LineChef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know the meaning of "straight and gay" back then. All I can remember is seeing a sexy lady on tv and my penis would get hard. ( probably about 6 years old) When I told my dad I still remember him saying " pretty cool huh?"
Aintsley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1995 - Goldeneye - Xenia Onatopp
SheolCodeMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For a while I thought I was asexual, when I was in secondary school I started to have feelings for women but it was mostly based on friendly feelings so I was still always aware that I might be yet to come out and realise I'm gay (at the time I'd never heard the term "demisexual" so I thought being attracted to a woman made me either straight or closeted). When I was 17 I had my first girlfriend which included my first kiss, I knew it was quite unusual for it to take so long so again I thought I might be closeted, when we started having sex it was very frequent so I thought that might be an indicator that I'm straight but I also knew it's not unheard of for gay people to have a lot of sex with members of the opposite sex (the whole overcompensation thing). To be honest I'm not totally sure when I stopped thinking I might be in the closet but the thought isn't there anymore, I know it happened within the past three or four years because that's when me and my ex broke up
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 4 years old. There was one girl in my class that was hot from day one.
IamSpot89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People keep saying they knew at 8yo or 10yo. I think I was probably 13yo or 14yo when I knew, and it was really strange. Almost all of my closest friends were girls, and all of a sudden I had these strange feelings about some of them.
I got used to it with time. Its just who I am. I think it also helped form my views about homosexuality. ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
ramsay_baggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Watching Star Trek TNG re-runs. Data.
Yep. I was that girl.
Edit: Wait, no. It was Brendan Fraser. George of the Jungle.
Kaalexander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when Sabrina had a hit with Boys boys boys
Onid8870 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 8 years old and I had fallen asleep after the beach. When I woke up my cousins and siblings were at the park with my Dad and uncles. A female friend of my family (who was maybe 25 years old at the time but to me seemed old as dirt) walked me over there while holding my hand and making small talk. I was over the moon. I felt all weird and tingly and suddenly going to the park was not important.
shenghar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I googled pictures of fat chicks and looking at them felt amazing. Also crushing on the only thick girl in school. I guess those events were like 11 and 15.
Slick_Grimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You probably won't believe me but it's the truth. When I was 3 or 4 there was a girl the same age up the street. She had a much older sister who thought it was funny to tell her about sex and shit. When she suggested we "she me your's I'll show you mine", which then led to some exploration, I was pretty hooked on females.
tehweave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger, I saw a pair of boobs in a magazine that a friend of mine was looking at. From that point forward, I wanted to be around boobs as often as I could.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was smashing epic pissers with this guy one day, and I just sorta said "you know what, dude? I don't think I enjoy this as much as you do. But you got a sweet dick."
Korrathelastavatar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2001 Guiness book of world records had the world's most expensive bikini. I liked that a lot
SOICEY69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time i layed eyes on the tits in Baywatch i knew my life was changing for the greater good
chickenuppercut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw super girl in the movies 9 or 10. Prior to that never had interest in sex
madmacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Been victim of sexual assault when I was younger. Female friend took me into the bathroom when I was 4. I remember that. Everything.
I don't remember the male priest and what he did. Blocked that shit completely.
Yup, I is straight.
MultipleScoregasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thursday. About tea time.
canikeepit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was six and my aunt explained the word 'Gay' that had been spoken in church referred to people like her and her girlfriend, and that another category was 'Straight', like my grandma and grandpa
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No realization of straightness. But when i found out what homosexuality was, i became disguted how anyone could like hairy bipedal creatures with exterior organs that look like a small elephant eating grapes.
No hate towards gays, of course. I have a few gay/trans friends. But man, dudes are gross. I dont even find my own dick attractive, and by comparison to porn actors, mines pretty good looking i think? (Some weird ones out there)
porkpie1028 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Linda Carter "wonder woman". Repeats on USA in the mid eighties.
Maiq_The_Deciever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew I liked women more than men but I was 100% sure I was straight when I realized there was no way I was getting a hard on by looking at a naked man.
NomDeGuerre_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized a few months ago when I thought about all the pornhub.com I've watched over 10 years and realized all of it had women, and I'd remember feeling annoyed whenever the guys asshole got in the way of the camera angle.
InSlidious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think I sucked on a feminine penis. Didn't like it.
greentshirtman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? Are you not a male Hyena? I am confused, I naturally assumed you were. If you don't like the lady Hyenas' pseudo-penis, wouldn't that make you not-straight?
InSlidious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I might be. I dunno, I always wanted to experience something different. But in that moment, when something meaty was hitting the back of my throat, I started reconsidering.
dimoextremo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski
marskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 and watching Star Trek. Jonathan Frakes will always do it for me!
thrownaway1633 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on preschool. I was four at the time. A different one the next year in kindergarten.
I realized my nephew is straight when he was all pumped about the Pink Floyd album cover paintings on naked women's back. He was 5
fresbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade, so about 7 years old.
I moved to a new city and school and my teacher was in her 20s. I distinctly remember thinking, "I'm glad I got her and not the old lady." I would say that was my first time noticeably being attracted to a woman.
But what I remember even better was her bending over in front of me and giving me a clear view of her boobs/bra. I was definitely sexually attracted.
NordicLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I had a HUGE crush on a boy in my preschool class. We used to meet every day in the coat room and kiss. Our parents thought it was adorable. 1st time I noticed my son noticing girls he was about 9 months old. He acts completely different around those cute little girls than the boys.
idkagoodname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in Kindergarten, there was this girl that I thought was pretty and my friend thought so too. So we kind of thought of it as a competition to see who can be nicer to this girl so we can get closer to her (in a friendly way). I would help her with some spelling stuff and I would try to sit next to her when reading time came. Suddenly my friend stopped showing up to class I was worried but also happy cuz now he's not in a the way of me and this girl. I guess I ended up liking her and thought man, girls are pretty. Also when I was like 11, I saw "Gimme More" by Britney Spears on MTV and got hard.
Kilen13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade. Girls no longer had cooties and I had my first full on crush
cheeksmalone925 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I used to spend the night at My grandmother's house a lot between the ages of 3-5...She lived in San Francisco in a retirement home for the elderly. As luck may have it, San Francisco was also where my father worked so instead of taking me to daycare he'd drive me to my grandma's..I loved going to my grandma's for multiple reasons, obviously loving her being number 1. Also, the sheer amount of FREEDOM I had was incredible so I never missed an opportunity to stay the night or as many nights as possible. At the age of 4, I met my soon to be best friend and partner in crime, Sean. He was 7 years old, and it was known that we were the only kids on that floor. We became friends instantly. We both loved Power Rangers, WWF, and of course Pokemon. I would go to Sean's everyday and when his Ancient Chinese Grandmother would answer door I would get either a "SEAN!!! fast chinese yelling" or "Sean nah here"... she was a sweet old woman, but I don't think she ever knew my name in all the years I knocked on that door. Anyways me and Sean would explore the entire building which was huge and had 9 floors with roof access..and we would get into so many Shenanigans..but that is an entirely different story which I would be willing to tell..
I'm sorry for the delay on topic, but all this leads to the first time I knew I was straight.. one day I went over to Sean's house and instead of playing Super Nintendo like we normally did Sean asked me if I wanted to watch a movie with him. And I said "yeah, of course what movie is it?" And he said it's a "sex tape".. obviously I had no idea what he was talking about and so instead of explaining to my four year old brain he simply popped in the tape. Keep in mind his grandmother is asleep in the other room and probably can't hear anything. Tape starts and it's a little bit blurry, fuzzy and I can see looks like hairy guy just licking something I just can't tell what it is. There's some casual smooth Jazz playing subtly in the background and loud, heavy moans in the from what sounds like a woman. Her cries made me feel a sensational that took me by surprise. Then all of a sudden the picture in the video zooms out and lo and behold I see woman with breasts completely exposed with her legs spread and her lower region being ravaged by this guys tongue. Words can't describe to you how I really felt at that moment, but I knew whatever I was feeling was good. I was also rock hard for the first time and it was awesome. I showed Sean my boner, pants on, and he proudly displayed his like "Welcome to the club"..
I'm pretty sure it was on that day that we became BEST FRIENDS.
kingfu_619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I see disks in porn it kinda ruins it for me
zugdude47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A floppy disk isn't welcome in my porn either ;)
kingfu_619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucked up
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw Barbarella on cable, was like 8 or 9, could not look away. Also, at like 14, tried jacking it to gay porn, and wasn't really into it.
dudeARama2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.. oh I see what you did there! We should never ask gay people when did they know they were gay !
throwaway125d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of a question is that? Since I discovered my penis :)
splendidpluto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was 12 in class and a classmate sitting beside me put his hand on my inner thigh and then started going for the dick. Did not enjoy it at all and I clocked him real hard in the face. Ever since then I've always detested getting touched by dudes. I love feeling feminine hands on me and nothing else.
Also watched that scene from enter the dragon when the white guy is getting a massage from that chick. I would rewind it when she slipped just to see some nips.
zugdude47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those TATU videos...my god
The live shows were even better
IronicPlague ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born.
PolloDiablo82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I saw the video clip of the lambada in the 80's. That girl made me tingly inside :)
Edit: https://youtu.be/csaUvkYOkLY
Picklestasteg00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 or 8, I saw a magazine with Jennifer Aniston in a yellow bikini. It was at that moment, I wondered what was underneath women's clothes.
JDilla__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my sister and I were 5 and 7 respectively, we use to play "doctor" with our private parts, too young and curious, too naive and carefree to know any better. Yes, we're from the South but we don't have sexual relations and that day isn't talk about.
-Badger2- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I learned about gay people and thought, "Oh, I'm not that."
justsomefairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I used to see adults making out and I wanted so bad to know what it felt like. I would fantasize going to the bathroom and making out with Alan, the boy in my class I had a huge crush on.
dickspace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade. Anna Nicole Smith was on the cover of Playboy.
Oxycotton12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kissed a dude and realized it wasn't my pond to swim in.
corran450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 or 8 years old, I discovered my dad's porno mags under his bathroom sink. I liked looking at the naked ladies. It made me feel weird but good. And my penis got stiff for some reason unknown to me at that time, but I liked it.
That's when I knew I liked girls.
ohlawdwat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
right around the same time I realized I didn't need to tell my parents who who I like to have sex with
makeskidskill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in Kindergarten they'd make us lay on these little mats for nap time. I'd pretend my eyes were closed and try to peek up the teachers skirt. I'd get a tiny boner.
MyLittlePoneh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now that i think about it i dont think i ever "realized" i was straight, it has kind of always been that way?
cripplinglemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
6th grade. New boy in our class. Wasn't sure why I was getting this nervous feeling every time I saw him. Did silly things to get his attention. Started thinking about him after school. Wanted to be in his general area during recess. "Wait .. who is this creature. He doesn't have cooties. I wanna hug him and play spin the bottle with him and kiss his cheek. OMG SCHOOL DANCE HE BETTER ASK ME TO DANCE SO HE CAN GRASP MY HIPS AND I LINK MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK WHILE KC AND JOJOs 'ALL MY LIFE' IS PLAYING AND WE ARE SO AWKWARDLY SILENT ! SQUEEEEE!!!"
Dannon526 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I was done masturbating to dudes doing it, I realized this wasn't the porn i liked.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never wondered about my sexual preferences until I saw Farrah Fawcett in Charlie's Angels. Then I knew that I wanted woman, by god I knew that women would be my life's passion.
Then I jerked off and was sane again for a few hours.
SheZowRaisedByWolves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw boobs and was like, "oh wow man".
67p912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erin Gray playing Wilma Deering on Buck Rogers.
mirimyopathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm 25 years old and I'm still not sure.
lucysalvatierra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched "millennium " video by Robbie Williams, and I was like "oh....I guess I'm a straight girl" ... I'll be in my bunk!
notyourspecies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nesha Sapp showed me her boobs. They were glorious and turned me straight immediately.
TankIFuckingAm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm straight but in protest...that's how I know it's not a choice.
danirat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought I might be bi. Tried making out with another woman. Couldn't stop giggling.
kinder_teach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm still yet to find the penis that is right for me (so far a fairly small sample size though)
Yet the vast majority of boobs and vaginas I have encountered have been pretty darn cool.
So i'll stay open minded, but not convinced.
RedBombX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kissed a girl in kindergarten and liked it. Just never had an interest in kissing a dude.
fiver_reborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When six year old me saw Barbra Eden in those white hot pants in "Harper Valley PTA" and my pee pee felt really funny.
Was then confirmed with Lynda Carter in "Wonder Woman" and Catherine Bach in "The Dukes of Hazzard", and my next door neighbor April flashing me her pussy while on her trampoline.
Been a sucker for curvy women and nice labia ever since.
cmcclendon10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lola Bunny from Space Jam used to get my blood pumping in the days of old. Immediately confirmed it when I got my first nice booty, also figured out I was an ass man that day.
captainwacky91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Star Wars.
Saw Leia in the bikini.
Hey bby.
goldilocks22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Female here: I had a dream when I was about 8 or 10, of a male classmates of mine whom I had a crush on, and the most wonderful golden light coming out of his groin area. I felt so fantastic when I woke up. I had no idea what male genitals were supposed to look like, but I instinctively knew it would be the best thing ever.
My son was about 1 or 2 years old, we were eating at Hooters, he reached out and pinched the waitress's shiny tights right below her ass. She jumped about a foot into the air until she realized it was "just a baby". That's when we knew he was straight. Confirmed when he was in fifth grade and caught him sending porn pics to a friend.
sokusonic4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I discovered my mom's porn stash and I tried looking for one where the girl wasn't holding a dick or dildo. I was 8.
SimpleJack_durrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This isn't the first time I realized it because I can remember being attracted to the opposite sex long before this but I think this is relevant and maybe the first time my sexuality was "tested":
In 7th grade a kid in one of my classes that was a little strange asked me if I was going to the school dance and for whatever reason I told him I was (we weren't friends) and somehow we exchanged numbers to meet up or for a car pool is what I thought. I don't think he had any friends so I felt bad for him.
Anyway he called me before the dance and it seemed strange to me but he insisted we go together yet we weren't friends at all so I told him I had a ride and I guess I'd see him there.
At the dance some people/friends were talking and he must have passed by at some point because they mentioned how he was strange but I kind of brushed it off because I was a little strange (and who isn't) and he was never outright mean or too strange to me.
Then later he came up to me and asked if he could talk to me and I guess it seemed important so I walked over to a table and sat down and he started telling me how cool I was and how I have pretty eyes. That's when i got very uncomfortable and told him okay and walked away.
I didn't even realize that he was hitting on me but looking back I obviously realized it at some point. I just thought it was very strange to me and not a comfortable feeling or something I wanted.
richjang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five in 1989 three things happened.
1.) First kiss, embarrassing yet unreal
2.) mariah Carey, aged 19-20 on TV. I wanted to marry her.
3.) my swim teacher, blonde hair blue eyed, super fit, very uh well curved....my God no wonder swimming is my sport of choice, nowadays
alclarkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw a Porno with naked women in it. I was hooked.
MapleLief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching Scooby Doo and got a boner during one of the episodes when Daphne was wearing a swimsuit. I was only like 6 or 7 and had no idea what was going on, so I called my mom while she was at work to explain my situation. She thought it was so funny that she put me on speaker phone and let her whole office staff hear me crying about how hard my dick was. Classic thanksgiving story.
fishnetdiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 watching Yvonne Craig and Julie Newmar on 'Batman' and my lower belly felt like it was full of tickle fish.
yakatuus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barbies and specifically a yellow sweater, so... boobies? Not realizing straightness per se, but that I was feeling something new that I could not explain.
Parksters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't know if I was straight or gay in middle school so I put on some gay porn to see how I'd react to it. I learned very quickly that I am straight
kodiaktreethree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 when my sister got these two life sized barbies. She never played with them much, prompting me to take a sexual interest in them. I was fucking My Sized Barbies at the age of 4 and ejaculating in the process.. strange when I think back on it.
hollander93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a women bend over and I knew.
theniceguytroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I tried to go left or right and hit invisible walls.
CryoSage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big fat booty and big fat titties.
pm_me_xxxmas_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say I learned when I was 6 and started "playing doctor" with the girls next door.
UncleTogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. I wasn't sure why I liked the female beastlets around me, but I was sure that I did.
borixxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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roboprogramming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in grade 1., a girl in my class bent over (she was wearing a skirt) and I saw her underwear. At that moment I knew I only liked girls.
TGTBTU44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tight red sweatshirt and boobs.
batnastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kissed my college roommate on a dare, felt nothing. Physical sensation of kissing with no increased pulse or excitement of any kind.
j-mog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never I thought everyone else was too
MysteriesOfTheSith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw my first porno mag๐ค๐ป
KindsofPain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 1987 or so, I was like 7 years old. I picked out some Rock and Roll magazine at a gas station because Guns n Roses was on the cover and we were going on a multi day car trip and that was to be my sole source of distraction. I started on page 1 and thoroughly and carefully read every article on every page, in order, because Rock and Roll magazines were dangerous and exciting at that age and I didn't dare risk missing a picture or article by skipping around from page to page. Anyway back then those magazines always had a page near the back where you could order band tshirts and buttons and posters and whatnot. I was scanning the list of items and stopped when I saw "Lita Ford Nude" in the posters section. I didn't know the word "nude" at that time but my instincts said I should immediately check it out. I looked up the number for the sample image and there, in dot matrix black and white, was a tiny, barely perceptible picture of a woman and OH MY GOD SHE'S HOT AND HAS NO SHIRT ON AND THOSE ARE BOOBS and I instantly got an erection and basically just stared at that picture and nothing else for the remainder of the car trip, heart throbbing, mind racing at the realization that I now had something with boobs on it that I could look at anytime I wanted and it was mine and no one knew about it and suddenly my life seemed like the most awesome thing ever, that maybe things were gonna be OK from then on as I wondered what other surprise boobs were out there in unexpected places just waiting for me to find them, and that feeling has still never really gone away til this day.
da_nee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw gay porn
RadarLakeKosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been crushing on girls since I was four years old. Earlier if you count that girl dragon from Dragon Tales.
... Wait, does this make me a furry?
Acidplumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Jessica rabbit in the cinema and having an errection...i was seven
CoopTang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I test yearly to make sure I'm not. Still not gay.
gkiltz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long before I knew what gay was, I already had a puppy crush on the girl 2 houses away
Debidokun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always kinda' straight by default. I was probably conditioned to be at a young age. Then when I was 12 I took a couple days to really contemplate the my heterosexuality.
Women are soft, they're curvy, they have this v shape when they close their legs ... I dunno, the female body is sex. The male body is a tool to do stuff and I see nothing sexual about it.
That's what it looks like from my heterosexual point of view.
Koomalagala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first big crush on a girl was around 11 or 12 years old. Since then I always knew I was straight. Then at around the age of 22ish I was living with my girlfriend at the time, and she was being a general nag about some stupid bullshit and I thought to myself "son of a bitch I wish I was gay just so I wouldn't have to put up with this shit." However after considering the fact that I don't like dudes and don't like penis other than my own, and coupled with the fact that what's to stop a gay dude from nagging me just as bad, I figured nope, I can't be gay, I must be straight.
Conspicuous1141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucked a guy and I didn't like it, then I fucked him again to make sure... Nothing.
Gothelittle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mid-puberty. I was lucky, I didn't have schoolteachers trying to tell me about sexual behavior in kindergarten.
If I were doing elementary school today, I would lie and claim to be gay so that the teachers would actually be allowed to punish the bullies who made that part of my childhood miserable.
wamsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I
have a "friend"know a guy who insists that being gay is a choice, and he knows this because its a choice he makes (or rather, doesn't make) every day. He says being attracted to other men or wanting to have sex with them doesn't make you gay, you have to actually do it, so obviously it's a choice. No amount of logic/common sense will change his mind. He's straight, because he doesn't have gay sex, even though he wants to.BoldGambit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was stitting in class in high school watching a bead of sweat slowly slide down and disappear into the butt clevage of the girl in front of me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After waking up at the at the gay guy's house who I was dating. Nope not for me. Shame too because gay bars were so much fun.
FreakyDouble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs
TheMadGinger5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw boobs in a movie
mattmn459 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Hey Arnold! The girls were having a slumber party and the boys are spying on them. The girls see them and everybody runs away, except Harold is too fat/slow to get away. The girls capture him and tie him down to a chair and hooooooly shit. I didn't understand why I liked it so much and every day I hoped that they would re-run that episode but I never saw it again
MrRichardHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 or 7 and my babysitter caught me kissing, licking, and sucking on a topless Barbie dolls plastic milk jugs.
mrwhibbley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ealiest memory was of a girl in first grade. I picked her up like a bay and carried her around the playground. That was my first time feeling different towards girls.
thefilthythrowaway1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a boner when I was 8 watching naked women fight on Jerry Springer and then I started crying.
TheAntiElite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 4
This is very specific because I was literate at that age, and one of the first books that I ever read was "Everything you Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (but were afraid to ask)".
sidescrollin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clearly this would only be marked by when you found out what homosexual was. This would obviously be the same for someone realizing they were not straight as well.
In either case, the sexual orientation of the person feels "normal" and without anything different to compare it to, you wouldn't label it as anything at all.
Many people are mistakenly citing the first time they were attracted to the opposite sex, but they didn't know that meant they were straight. They knew they were straight once they found out being attracted to the opposite sex meant they were straight, this definition only comes up when you find out there is anything other than that orientation.
roadkill_burrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female here - I thought I might be bisexual for a long time. I definitely was attracted to specific types of men growing up, but I was drawn to some women as well. I played a lot of stripping / kissing games with my female friends during middle school sleepovers, so those were some of my first sexual experiences. As I got older (high school but before losing my virginity) I liked to fool around with certain girls when we got drunk together, but was never brave enough to take it all the way. Then I got asked out by a boy and had year long relationship, where the spectrum of my sexual experiences shifted towards men. I've dated men ever since, and although I've wanted to sleep with women as an adult, I haven't, and at the end of the day I think that means I'm straight. It's more of a fantasy now than an orientation (and probably always was). So I guess for me it was a gradual realization of being more straight than I thought I was, since I never pursued women aggressively. I also just might be the kind of person that doesn't put them self out there, thus the people that I sleep with end up being the ones that pursued me (nearly all men).
SwallowKnowledge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw Jessica Rabbit in Who framed Roger Rabbit. Easily the most confusing prepubescent boner for any young boy.
End3rp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that sexual orientation was a thing.
Thejestersfool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy.
blackbeardpepe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was ten and saw a commercial for Coors light, top the Rockies - with a hot brunette in a tight shirt slamming a beer on a mountain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad is from mexico so growing up spanish tv was always playing and their news and culture is... Different. The busty women on the game shows stood out and so did I.
Goldfishyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I decide I'm straight every day when I wake up and take a look at my wife.
glassjoe92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would voluntarily get the mail so I could take the Victoria's Secret catalogs and go to the bathroom and look at them. I was probably seven.
jack0rias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to stay up past my bedtime and sneak downstairs to watch Sexcetera on the TV.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 6. My friend came over and we played a version of doctor that we found on a porn channel. I found that i really liked touching girl butts that day. Still do, but only adult booty of course.
milk_bone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Michael Jordan did those Hanes commercials back in the 90's. I was probably about 5 and I remember wondering abstractly why those commercials made me feel so weird and tingly DOWN THERE.
OneEye2929 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Countless music videos on MTV in the late 80's and early 90's, especially Aerosmith's Crazy video : D. I already knew by the time that video came out but damn that is when I really started trying to talk and get with girls with a singular purpose at 13. Though it took a 3 or so years to be successful lol
notbarrackobama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy gave me a little boy boner
KuroNaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heterosexual male here. As far back as I can remember I've just been attracted to women. My parents told me a story of when I was 2 years old and a busty young blonde came into the restaurant we were eating at and I just stared at her until she left. Now whether that's true or not I'm not sure.
praisecarcinoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had an attraction to girls at an early age and also found my dad's porn stash by the time I was 6 or so and was into it. I didn't know that made me straight or anything, but as a dude, it was clearly I was into girls. I never developed an attraction to guys, but I've grown mature enough to admit when I think another guy is handsome.
Hurre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a lot of guys wonder if they're secretly gay growing up. My best friend in college confessed his love for me and I didn't feel any of those feelings back. That's when I finally knew that I'm definitely not gay. If I was, I would've been all over that guy. We talked about it a lot and managed to remain close friends to this day. Not the expected outcome if you're to believe the hollywood movies, but worked for us. He now has a kickass husband
Dont_care_fuck_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I looked at this girls booty, and was like God damn I gotta get me some of that. I was like 11
aj0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i (female) was 3 or 4 and was over my best guy friend's house. we were playing pretend with castles. i thought of myself as the queen and wanted him to be my king because then i could kiss him.
12-6am ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7 or 8 in nyc and i saw an attractive woman and i had gotten an erection
Davethepineapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Shakira's music video for Hips Don't Lie. 8 year old me thought that music video ended too soon..
cirkis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weird Science
taco_hustler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in kindergarten and this girl was in the monkey bars, she was wearing a skirt and I walked under her, looked up and 5 year old me liked what he saw. Also cousins got me into porn at 8 years old.
emmy1894 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized I liked the song " Ill make a man out of you" less for the tune and more for the half naked Shang. Still love Mulan.
IdiotOracle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6 years old saw a "magazine" in my brother's room. I stole it. I knew then that it was meant for something. I just didn't know what to do. Penis was acting funny and I got scared... but I kept it.
MC-Master-Bedroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, of course, there was all of the usual pressure on me growing up to become gay -- pictures of hot men being used to sell everything from toothpaste to cars, movie posters showing men sharing passionate kisses, all the jokes you heard on mainstream media about straight people.
It would have been easy to go along and just pretend to be as queer as all of my friends. In those days, there were no role models of men who had successfully gone into the closet without damaging their reputations or careers.
However, I perversely chose to become attracted to women and program myself as a heterosexual. Like all sexuality, it was a choice, of course. I guess I was just rebelling against society and rejecting the teachings of the bible (AKA Vogue).
Finally, after years of working pushing the straight agenda, my other radical straight friends and I have managed to influence society into giving us so many equal rights with normal gay people, up to and including marriage!
So, lock up your daughters -- we straights are promiscuous, outrageously boring, and ready to push our sports teams and inability to dance on the rest of you.
I'm here, I drink beer, and I'm not going away!
sjdr92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt realise at the time, but i have memories of me looking at women under the water a lot in the swimming pool - age 5~. I was a young fucking pervert
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in grade 2, I think. I liked a girl not just because she was nice but because she was beautiful too. If you take that little girl and turn her into an adult woman, you have 'my type' today.
Nonotnora48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a teenager and got a huge crush on a guy. Couldn't stop thinking about him. I was old enough to clearly think "oh thank god I am not gay!" with relief. It was the eighties and being gay led to being ostracised. I was worried that me being gay could be a possibility because I just wasn't interested in boys as early as my friends were. Took me a while.
CookingZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im still not sure, but i still havent sucked a dick so i guess im straight... for now...
Meshakhad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 14 or so, I began noticing my attraction to women. I had briefly suspected I was asexual before that point.
DrLarzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was 8 years old. Started flipping through the channels, ended up on hbo and clicked on the channel that said cathouse
dariaXmorgendorffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Major crush on my smokin hot 2nd grade teacher. Mr. Moynihan sigh
Zushenko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always known personally, but you never know physically. When I had a doctor shove a finger up my ass when I had an internal hemmaroid, I thought never again will this happen. The hemmaroid didn't hurt at all, but the act of the finger made my straight arrow steel plated.
dintbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw wonderwoman. Those hips. God dam!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Jessie from Full House.
I know I am not alone on this one!
IDK if I am gay or not yet, curious but wildly nervous and intimidated.
jboogie709 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting little christmas light boners in grade one from the idea of my teacher showering. Didn't even mind failing that year, you can hold me back but not my boners.
punromantic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I might be the oldest. I was in my 20s. Before that, I thought maybe I just wasn't into anything--I spent a lot of time on asexual forums. Then, it hit me like a ton of bricks. All of a sudden, I couldn't stop blushing at one of my friends, thinking "Damn. I get it now."
rinnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I first realized I was attracted to girls at about twelve. I don't think I grasped the concept of homosexuality for a few more years.
RevolutionaryNews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still am not 100% sure I am, at 19. I mean I've never done anything with another dude, but I have a few gay friends and not gonna lie when I get really stoned I wonder what it'd be like for one of them to blow me, or vice versa. Never actually done anything though.
JaySnippety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough, it was at a church convention in Florida when I was 10. I was snorkeling in the hotel pool when I noticed a swimsuit model level girl swimming too. Noticed is an understatement.
hipshotguppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debra Harry.
Pirateheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got hard at Barbie dolls.
RevolutionaryNews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I searched for "hot naked girls" on google images in 5th grade and got a boner.
Edit: When I started to masturbate a few years later, I totally used google images for the first year or so.
rahomka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was sucking on titties like the day after I was born
Mbcameron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching That 70's Show when I was like eight. Some part came on where Laurie (I think was her name) seduced Kelso and there was implied sex and I got a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. Not a boner but something. I had been recording the episodes so I ended up rewatching that scene over and over until I discovered masturbation and jerked it to it. Takes a lot more to get off now than back then.
Diablos_Advocate_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching telenovelas as a 5-6 year old, I would get tingly boners whenever the hot actresses were on screen. Had crushes on girls in pre-k. Also my 2nd grade teacher was an attractive brunette in her mid 20s. I remember being attracted to her, trying to look down her blouse and up her skirt, and having the urge to caress her legs.
UnfunFunSponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tarzan.
GarrettdDP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I would steal my dad's sports illustrated swimsuit edition and hide it in our piano bench. I was 3.
WithoutAHat1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized it about the age of 11 when girls didn't seem to have "cooties" anymore and were rather pleasant. That and had an affinity for the well endowed female haha.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw that my dad had pictures of boobs on his computer when I was like 6. I liked boobs.
mousecat88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if I've ever really consciously thought about my sexuality. There was no aha! I must be straight! moment or some grand conclusions that's nope, I definitely don't like other girls. There's just never been any questioning it. Ever since I was a little kid, I just knew. I remember chasing this one little boy around in 2nd grade at recess to kiss his cheek. Cooties.
CommanderAl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching O' brother where are't tho for the first time. Seeing sirens scene happen and i got all tingly.
SketchAinsworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 12 and a few girls at a sleepover were playing chicken to see who'd kiss who and all I could think was "ew". I have no problems with homosexuality just not for me.
MattBarnthouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps it isn't the first time, but I work for a D-1 basketball team. I'm surrounded by half-naked ripped dudes all the time. I think I'd know if I was anything but straight haha
Amalgamagical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a pansexual, and I didn't realize that being "gay" or "straight" was a thing until I was 8.
kamakazeezebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching the first x-men movie at 10. Hugh Jackman running down the hall way shirtless...woof
Lajordinimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you could say kindergarten with my first crush, Wesley.
Nobetterpath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Junior high. A couple of my friends realized they were bi. I realized I'd never even considered whether I might like other girls. Thought about it for a minute. Nope, no interest there.
ElectricBlumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose I've always known I was the same as other kids.
Foolxumo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 9 years old, and our class went to the an other class to get to know our teacher for the upcomig year. There was this boy sitting next to the teacher. We learned that he had to redo that year. I looked at him and my heart jumped and I felt warm inside. I found him attractive, and that's the first time I remember ever being attracted to somebody.
mnwinterite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was the fact that I spent many hours staring at the lingerie models in the JC Penney magazine.
winter32842 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had couple of crushes on girls in kindergarten.
FireOccator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody made a comments about OP's mom?
Goingdef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess around five when I use to sneak into the bathroom and look at my dads playboys, I had to stand on the toilet to reach them......I fell in it one time......
onetonword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized it was a possibility to not be straight.
bisjac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think my browser history could answer that pretty easily.
PM_ME_FEMALE_ORGASMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't say that I am great with women, but I have a wink that can make the socks roll up and down the legs of even the most disinterested unsuspecting lady. My parents tell me how even at a very young age I would sit in my high chair at restaurants and wink at random female diners around the restaurant and they would all think it was adorable. Then there was the time a waitress leaned over my high chair to set something down and toddler me grabbed himself a whole hand full of unsuspecting waitress ass. So I guess I knew long before I actually KNEW.
earnedmystripes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elvira's legs. I was 6 or 7
shortyman93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough, I wasn't sure until the very night I lost my virginity. I had been struggling with that part of myself, because I just didn't know for some reason. Then I had sex with my now ex, and since then I've been 100% certain I'm straight.
TheOldGuy59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth grade, my math teacher Miss Baker. She was gorgeous and I asked for help with math all the time (I didn't actually need help with math, it was my best subject). She was prettier than any Bond girl that had ever lived and I was totally in love with her. Strikingly beautiful legs...
Ceddar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drunkenly kissed my female friend and realised it was absolutely terrible. Got no rush from it. My boyfriend was sad because he said he wanted pics XD
Bananawamajama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still havent
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really not Internet appropriate, but a strong euphoric effect from in-person visuals as a minor at the regular time.
Toothygrin1231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 11 when I first noticed those luscious curves on my female classmates and thought "Oh damn Imma get me summa that..." Never had that feeling for boys. Never even occurred to me that any boy could feel differently until when I was 14 and read about Queen and Boy George.
balboalittlejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was three 6 or 7 and saw girls I was like I don't know why but I like that. To look at. But not to talk too
NO1CE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5
WuMyster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I learnt what homosexuality is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty by Christina Aguilera made me feel guilty and horny.
atglobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First crush, kindergarten. Continued to have them every year up through 12th grade. I had a moment around age 13 where I wondered if I was gay, as we all do. But the crushes and boners kept coming for girls. So I'm like 99% sure I'm straight.
HelloJerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really didn't give it much thought until I was in high school. In hindsight, the signs had been there for as long as I can remember. In my twenties, I put a bit of real thought into it; because I don't find men attractive in the same way that I find women attractive, I've come to believe that I must be straight. So, really, I came to recognize that I was straight over the course of about ten years -- from the age of roughly sixteen through the age of roughly twenty-six. Before and after that, I haven't really put much thought into it.
With-a-Cactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dracula Dead and Loving It with Leslie Nielson, 59 seconds into the video
JangSaverem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw some scrambled porn on channel 73 and when some boonies and vagina popped in I thought to myself
Yeah...that's pretty good I think
It was that or the topless girl in the Portuguese soccer magazine in 5th grade all the boys traded around
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went to your house but you were out and your mom was home.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always just assumed I was straight. I'll admit, I did experiment with my best friend with things like handjobs, blowjobs, etc. but never felt the urge to kiss or do any penetration type things. Both he and I looked up those Girls Gone Wild commercials on the TV at 1am and I think we only did it because it was the "next best thing" and we were horny young boys. I still consider myself 100% straight romantically and maybe 85% straight sexually. I just have zero interest in kissing or dating other guys so I guess i've always just kinda known. It's a hard thing to pinpoint.
JimboPanini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized I wasn't gay
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw early 2000s natalie portman in the Star Wars movies.
Skank-Hunt69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know about the concepts of straight or gay until I was probably 10, but I was messing around with girls since I was 6 or 7. A new family moved in next door and I literally spent the first two days staring at their daughter who was also my age. When my mom noticed me she told me to go see if she wanted to play. Turned out her and her older sister were perverted as fuck, so yeah I started early.
prollymarlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was never sexually attracted to any gender for the first eighteen years of my life. i liked the idea of being romantic with a guy, but the act of sex had no appeal to me.
until i met my boyfriend. then i knew i was straight and soon enjoyed sex.
i don't think i am sexually attracted to anyone else though. not sure what you would call that.
criostoirsullivan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking up the stairs and staring at girl butts and not boy butts. Yep, I'm straight.
BrokenBrain666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my hormones kicked in (probably around 11 years old). That's also when I had an aha moment when I realized sexual preference was NOT a choice and that all the "grownups" telling me it was were wrong.
Deroni76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is something slightly pedophilic about this thread.
kyleb337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was never told how wrong I was for liking girls, so I guess I never really REALIZED it. I just was.
Last_Saint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 or 6. A girl in my kindergarten class showed me her vagina and I showed her my penis. We didn't do any touching or anything but I knew I liked girls from that point on.
mc_freedom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 and got a boner from Firestar in a Spiderman cartoon
HomeHeatingTips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My next door neighbor was a girl the same age as me. We used to play when we were small kids. We touched each other and got naked when we were alone. I liked it, a lot. Then in grade 5 I had a girlfriend and we kissed. Again I liked it. a lot.
RhondaGrinds69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been waiting my whole life for this question! I love questions like these
Dick-fore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I made out with my gay friend and touched his dick over the pants. Definitely not my cup of penis.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously this is a joke BUT....
Moving on from the assumptions we all make when we are very young, in my teen years I really began to suspect I was bisexual. I really became aroused at the idea of a woman with a dick - at the time I figured "Likes dick = gay" and I'm sure a lot of people reading this will still pretty much figure the same.
But here's the thing; I don't like men or people who present as male. I experimented a bit (again figured likes dick is the only part to being gay, or at least bisexual) but the rest of it.... just wasn't for me. I like breasts A LOT. Soft feminine curves and smooth skin were just much sexier to me than chiseled pecs and stubble. (The stubble especially - I have no idea how women stand it. It's disgusting and it's always there!)
I'm also not really into being penetrated anally in the slightest, but considering some perfectly straight dudes like getting pegged and some not so straight dudes aren't into getting drilled I would call that more of a personal preference.
So despite my early confusion, in my 20s I ultimately came down on the side that I pretty much am straight. I can be aroused by a woman no matter what she's packing down south, but someone presenting as male I'm just not going to be interested. I know this is a YMMV situation and a lot of people might classify me otherwise, but eh.
MuttJunior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have to say probably when I found my Dad's box of Playboy magazines from the 60's and early 70's.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 8 and I was watching some figure skating event in the olympics. I remember my boner to this day.
Although honestly straight was always assumed, I came from a traditional background, so I barely knew what being gay was.
wrathmont313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I knew why boners happened from a VERY early age (probably six). I didn't know what they meant, I just knew it happened when I looked at pretty girls. It was very confusing not knowing what sex was or that a penis was involved.
Also, around a similar age, my dad subscribed to a car magazine. I was into cars too, so it was easy to get my parents to let me read them but... I low-key looked them to look at the models.
It's funny because I have feminine qualities and have been mistaken for gay, but I've always been ridiculously straight.
LuisIsNotHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The year was 2004. I was just accepted into the public preschool program at the local elementary school. I walked in and sat down where the teacher told me to. I sat alone staring blankly at the door looking at the other kids that walked in. Two girls walked through and both sat at either side of me. Fast forward to recess. I have no friends, so I chillin on the side of the sandbox, making a castle on the blacktop from the sand I get from the sandbox. Both girls walk up to me and say i'm cute. I say that they're pretty (alpha as fuck) and they both giggle. They then say that I'm their boyfriend now. They both sit next to me and just giggle non-stop. We walk into class and sit down. They both kiss my cheeks and I just put my arms around them. I knew this was going to be a good year.
Edit: I should mention that I was 4 years old.
ScumbagToby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Britney Spears.
BlearySteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess around the time when the girls at school started to change.
garrypig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucked a chick and liked it
midnight_tuber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8, another boy tried to kiss me on the lips, I was like no way
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't and probably wont.
WhiteGhosts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I accidentally watched a Brazilian threesome
hakudoshi42022 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 when I couldn't stop looking at a pretty girl that went to my school. Thinking back now I was a total creeper. I stood motionless across the playground looking at her.
CanadianEhHol3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to beat it to Michael Jacksons thriller video.
LolerCoaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on my kindergarden teacher. She was pretty milfy, iirc. I was 5.
sussi_ramose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When 7 year old me went and saw Annie. People laugh at me but she was my first crush.
mucow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around preschool. I don't remember any particular moment, but I always liked being around girls and enjoyed their attention. I had to hide my fondness for girls through most of elementary school to avoid teasing and accusations of having caught "cooties". The beginning of fifth grade was a great moment for me as suddenly it was okay to like girls.
Forevernevermore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always liked girls, but I used to think that being gay was something you "grew into". I remember when I started puberty and REALLY started liking girls that I had this huge fear of becoming gay, because I thought that was how it happened. It's funny in hindsight, but it really was a fear, for no other reason than I didn't want to have to stop liking girls. The odd thing is that I was raised in a very open-minded environment where sexual preference was a non-issue. I think that because it was never really an issue, I was never taught about what it really meant to be gay, so my young mind put together these terrifying images of one day waking up and liking dick against my will.
blove1150r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was climbing the rope in high school and soon wanted to fuck her brains out
Agoonga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a toddler, I was obsessed with a Madonna doll that had nipples. I carried it around like King Kong.
Snauzages ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was small child. Would titty fuck Barbie
dezodiackiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a girl to undress for me when I was 6. also in kindergarten, when a girl was talking to the teacher I would sneak up from behind on the ground and look up the girls skirt
hitlers_coffeehouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awkward teen years with those stereotypical girl sleepovers-- ate out my friend. didnt enjoy it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because i was looking at girl butts in gym but then i saw a dude butt and i was like nah then continued looking a girl butts. Fifth grade was a hard year for intense decision making about sexuality.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 11 and saw an episode of Picket Fences where Lauren Holly was wearing nothing but her underwear. I'm sure that's also why I have a thing for redheads.
vyxxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a Destiny child music video as a commercial during castaway. I was like "why are my pants tight?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got it early, was eight, kept crashing on every pretty girl around me, then the organs were wired by age 12, she's cute turned into she's hot.
VonnegutIncarnate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking about it and I don't know if this is the first moment but it's definitely one of them. I was maybe 10. My mom got some kind of magazine deal and she signed me up for a shitload of random magazines. One was a surfing magazine. I didn't surf, and had never surfed (we lived in Oklahoma). However it was still kind of a cool magazine with a lot of artistic wave shots and stuff. When the first issue came my mom handed it to me and I didn't really think much of it. Well a few days later I actually opened it. Those suntanned surfer girls in string bikinis were the best thing I'd ever seen. I don't know if that's the FIRST time. I can remember being interested in girls in like 2nd grade. But it's definitly the first time I realized how much I loved women's bodies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I imagined Britney Spears holding me between her boobs, I didn't know what nipples were
ToySoldieriiV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 2nd grade driving by a strip club, I look out the window to see a stripper on her break, wearing a thong and nipple pasties, I had it figured out there.
PM_ME_VAPORWAVE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 13 when I first had a crush on a girl
rosehipsgarden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Went through puberty early. Really early. Always thought boys were cute. Crushed hard on a boy in third grade, and that crush lasted for years. I still remember the first time I met him, he had such gorgeous blue eyes.
But that's not how I knew I was straight.
Puberty also meant my boobs were growing, at a time when none of the other girls were going through the same thing. I became very, very interested in boobs. I found boobs to be fascinating. The scene in Aladdin where Jafar tells Jasmine Aladdin is dead, she gasps and backs up. Her boobs do this wonderful bounce. I rewound and watched that scene over and over again. I was completely mesmerized.
After doing this so often, I remember one very distinct moment. I was in the kitchen with my mother after having to stop perving on Jasmine for fear of bring found out. I remember thinking that while women are beautiful and a work of art, I wanted to spend my life with a man.
I knew it. I felt that with every fiber of my being. Women are indeed gorgeous, beautiful works of art and I still absolutely love a beautiful, round, full, pair of boobs. But a man is who I want to be in a long term, serious, committed relationship with.
RealKimJongUn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to look up cheat codes for the original Starcraft and all those websites had all these pop ups with girls in skimpy outfits
unscot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I grew up in a gay household. My mom and my dad were gay (though I think she's 1/64 Cherokee) who sent me to an all gay school where the kids would pick on me constantly. They'd call me a straight tell me to go have sex with a vagina and they'd knock my frappucino out of my hand until I went home to listen to Scissor Sisters and cry.
One day I turned on the 700 Club and Pat Robertson told me I was going to hell for my sinful ways. I touched my hand to the TV screen and my abominable urges to eat quinoa were instantly cured!
nickheathjared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 7, probably, while looking at underwear ads in Sears catalog.
hangm4n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching titanic when I was four or five. Those tits, man.
gobkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 4 or 5 and watched Conan the barbarian. There was that boob scene. I thought my dick was gona explode so I ran to bed all scared.
annoyinconquerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on a girl named Jess in 1st grade
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched gay porn try as I might couldn't get hard.
SmokingBun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to read gaming magazines a lot and I can pinpoint the exact moment I became. In India, we have a gaming magazine called Digit Gaming or we used to at least. They would always come with an extra CD that contained game demo's and the like.
The CD that game with the October 2004 issue featured a demo for a little video game called Blood Rayne 2 and one of the folders on that CD was basically a collection of racy pictures (lovingly rendered in CG) of the in game heroine (search "sexy Bloodrayne" on google) and basically I couldn't keep my eyes off those perfect vampire breasts. Bam, first fap and have been fapping ever since.
AugmentedOnionFarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't the men in my life that made me eagles I was straight, no, I could have still been bi. It was the lesbians that threw themselves at me that I didn't want.
PIA66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When kerry katzman french kissed me when i was 8
ZackSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo I been crushin' on girls since I was in pre-school
Little 3yo me thought Clarissa was the one (we held hands one time)
ophelieraebans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 17 or so. I realized I never slept with a girl unless I was fucked up on drugs or way drunk. I was having a three some with the girl I was dating at the time and her guy friend and I realized I was more into what he was doing then what she was. So it probably wasn't the best time for the realization, but I broke up with her the next the morning and she was the last girlfriend I had. I ended up dating the guy for 3 years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I was three, my dad caught me and my friend (she was the same age) from across the street kissing and I tried to play it off like we were wrestling or something like that. Then in kindergarten when this other girl would chase me around and try to kiss me I would pretend to fall so she could catch me. I also remember that I would get pissed when our teacher would tell her to stop. I don't think the term was even a term in 1986, but my 5 year old subconscious knew that the old hag was most definitely a 'cock block'...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was also infatuated with Jennifer Connolly in Labyrinth during the same time period. Even at 5-6 yrs old, her costume party scene in that movie put me in a trance. Ironically, I thought David Bowie looked like a scary woman in that film.
Nillows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got a boner in the theatre during the drawing scene of rose in titanic. I had just turned 5. I kept mentioning it to my mother who was next to me probably laughing her ass off.
alecesne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ender1215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7ish year old me liked peeking at girls gone wild when my dad left it on thinking I was asleep for some reason , and the thought of kissing or holding hands with dudes was gross
R1Adam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fancied Princess Peach on Mario Kart when I was 9
Runbunnierun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was seeing this girl and realized the only reason I liked her was because I was heavily depressed abusing painkillers and other lovely pills.
Got clean, changed major elements of my lifestyle am now happily married to an amazing man.
FunZoneProductions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When a friend of my asked me to buttfuck him for 400$ ans I didn't do it
Metencephalon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heath Ledger in 10 Things I hate about you
JosephND ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a kid and in the early/mid 90's was watching some weird movie with a scene involving a huge family gathering. Some red head younger cousin had a crush on the protagonist, and was insisting that because they were third cousins he could date her if he wanted to.
I saw that movie for like 20 minutes but I think I got my ginger fetish from that girl's crazy and realized I had a hardon for crazy girls.
Gold for anyone who figures out the movie.
ikorolou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I typed 'asdf' into google search because I was a bored 11 year old, and boobies popped up
tommysmuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solid Gold dancers on TV. Maybe 10 years old?
soylentcoleslaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I really thought about it. I can be rather effeminate and shy sometimes, but I just can't find dudes attractive. I'm probably missing an opportunity because I have no luck with women.
TerrenceTas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Jennifer Lopez came out with the video for My love don't cost a thing.
Most raging boner in exsistence.
StellaBella146 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 11 watching Johnny Depp back when he was in the 80s 21 jump street. Cheek bones, too much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I jerked to Cher. Before that, i only loved atari.
Ibeatmario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was sucking on my female neighbours toes at two years old. My body knew I had a foot fetish before I even knew I was a baby.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stole a copy of TV Guide with Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover from my grandparents house when I was 6 or 7, just to stare at her. This would've been back when she was on Party of 5. I feel like that's probably when the switch flipped.
isthatsuperman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 7 my dad was pirating direct tv with those little cards you stuck in the reciever which allowed you to get EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CHANNEL KNOWN TO MAN for free.
It was a saturday morning. Nobody was up and I was trying to find cartoons.
What I found that day was my sexual orientation.
I stumbled upon BACK DOOR BABES VOL. 2.
I was mesmorized. What is this? I cant look away. Its amazing.
Nothing was really happening downstairs but upstairs was busier than a latino family of 8 moving in.
Since that day my life was never the same.
gentrites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet this person thought he was gonna get one of those "I just did" answers and reply with "same with all 900 genders, cunt"
i_sigh_less ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 8, I had it explained to me that "gay" was when a man was romantic with another man. I briefly considered whether I would enjoy rubbing my penis against another boys penis (which is how I assumed it worked) and decided it didn't seem appealing. Haven't changed my stance on that yet.
-Papadil- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 or so and asked my mom, "What if I was gay?"
She slammed the car to a halt. Looked at me, and proceeded to yell at me for the next hour about how she would disown me etc.
So since then Ive been straight.
wild_cannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eleven years old, give or take. Read a romance novel that was lying around the house. The theme was the life of merchants travelling on barges up and down the Hudson River. I found it both informative and incredibly arousing.
MisterDarcyType ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 and saw Bernadette Peters in 'The Jerk' on HBO. Boner city.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My other said she knew I was straight from the moment she caught me playing with naked barbies.
anarchy420swag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I was about 6 years old. I went into the lunchroom of my dad's friend's factory when we visited and I would look at the typical bikini girl calendar they would have in all male factories. If it wasn't when I was 6 I would've discovered that I was straight close to that age.
forbiddenway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly kindergarten when one of the boys acted differently towards me like he had a crush and it made me feel funny.
SnowTiger76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a lesbian experience, you know, during the "I may be a lesbian, Im going to try it," phase.
We were laying in bed after sex and I was really tired.
After about 10 minutes of her rambling on about whatever, I decided I would never date a woman again.
Annepackrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When I realized I was an 180 degree angle.
theavatare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time i saw species the movie. There might be time before but that one left the biggest impression. I was like i totally would let planet earth die to bang that chick i think i was like 12.
Tl;dr im old and into alien sexy timed
bobofthecpu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At 9 or 10, watching TV and seeing one of those scrambled channels. The first 3 or 4 seconds on the channel it's not scrambled and I was hard as a rock because I saw some boobs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly remember being attracted to girls in preschool, but I did not really understand why. I'm sure that's pretty confusing when it happens to gay people if you have never heard of a gay person.
Bean_Eat_O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I developed a big crush on this one girl in middle school. I had seen people with green eyes before, but hers were special.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when a catholic priest fucked me in the ass when i was ten and i didn't like it.
General_GTFO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. Had a major crush on a girl classmate.
Also when I realized I was a chicken shit because I never talked to her.
420SkankHunt420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 or 6, early 90's, my uncle, 9 years older, threw raves in the ruines of Paris/ Moreno Valley and would get stuck taking care of me. No he had no license. Grandma would be put in charge of taking care of me, she would pawn me off on him and go waste her life at Morongo Casino. At the raves, girls would hold me, tell me how cute I was, I'd feel em up, and that was my first memory of a solid chubb. If I groped a feel like that now I'd be doing time. I was bait, my uncle had 100% success rate of landing a hot rave girl by taking care of me.
ckindley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tough question. Probably when I was four, and had a fiancee in pre-school. It's been a long string of similar relationships throughout my life...
skyrenxrene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a pretty girl in class; later on I thought of her and my penis engorged at an alarming rate.
12 year old me also learned to masturbate that day.
throway262 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I was always unsure if maybe I was bisexual until I had sex with a trans sexual. That's when I realised I was straight
busterplasma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When we money in books and magazines. ..half naked or otherwise started to make my mind rattle like a tin roof in the wind...l was wired and couldn't figure out what was going on...and that was l even discovered spanking the monkey. ..l was just a mental sex machine for years...back then there was no porn...no Internet. It must be very strange for kids now with porn on tap.
iamsodonerightnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As weird as it sounds I think my dad was the cause of my sexual awakening. I was about 11 ... new house... new tv .. new tv package. My dad was flipping through the channels and I saw some nice girls laying down on lawn chair with only bottoms on. He quickly flipped the channel .. but you can bet your ass I stayed up till 3 am that night and turned the tv back on
AnusBlaster5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didnt even know what gay or straight was but i loved boobs. I remember my mom always apologizing for me staring when i was a kid. My grandfather thought it was hilarious though and told me i inherited his "boob-dar" and always knew when a great pair came into the room
Original_Trickster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 and my friend showed me her pussy and I liked it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started jerking off to Wizards of Waverly place when I was 9 because of Selena Gomez
Sykotik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found a brown paper bag in my dad's closet with about 50 porn mags in it when I was 7. Started fucking socks shortly after that.
ThaNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you keep getting boners starting at girls.
Caladriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't really have any crushes until maybe 7th or 8th grade. My mom even commented "I'm beginning to wonder about you" when she'd ask if there were any boys I liked at school and I said no. It made me begin to wonder as well. Then we moved. And the most gorgeous, olive skinned, chiseled jaw boy my age lived two houses down and we both rode the bus and had the same classes and I got to stare at him all the time. Well then. Crush status achieved. I knew I was straight.
Novacryy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I got fucked in the ass and didn't like it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just roll with what is considered the usual to my peers.
realfakerolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the 80's they would always show reruns of the British TV show, Benny Hill. Pretty much every episode involved him running around and doing pratfalls or pranks where he somehow ended up pulling the the clothes off of every single woman on the screen. My first boners were experienced probably at age five or six watching that show.
RatFan13412423543 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't realize it, I just woke up one morning and decided I was going to be sexually attracted to the opposite gender. /s
rushadee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom lost me at a department store one time when I was around 4 or so. Both her and I realized I was straight as an arrow when she found me in the women's underwear section eyes glued to a TV showing half naked models.
aboxfullofdoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sucked a guys dick and didn't like it.
DorritoDust69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a little boy (2 or 3) I liked looking at the Coppertone Girl's butt. Ass man ever since.
PhucItAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had a girl friend, who I kissed, in preschool.
dirtymoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
when ta-tas and hoo-has made my little peener get hard.
I remember the first time I saw full-on female genitalia. I was in a quicktrip (gas station/convenience store) and happened upon a dirty magazine someone had left low on the magazine rack in the back of the store (Penthouse or playboy). I opened it up and saw a nude pic of a woman bending over. I had an instant and POWERFUL/violent blood-rush to my pecker. Never felt anything like that since. At least not as violent/intense. I think I was about 12 or so.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When sucks a dude off and took in the ass. 3/10
GhostOfGamersPast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At puberty, I stood at the Ritualistic Sexuality Picking Shrine and sat before it. I had lists of pros and cons of all three sexualities, and placed them upon the stone platform. I then kneeled, and bowed my head. A light shone down upon me, and a sepulchral voice rang out, and said:
"Upon your weightings of paper and soul,
you have been judged of pursuit of this goal.
Thus it shall be,
From me unto ye,
The choice of whom you shall mate.
There shall be no denial
Concluding this trial,
You sir forever are straight."
And so I then realized I was straight. I thought that was how everyone did it...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was 10 and i went to a rolling stones concert
the video on the back screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf4KBnSBaZ0
i didn't understand what sex was but i knew it was a thing that you got to do if you were a cool person
Toddpole- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 5th grade the scummy kid in our class told my friends and I what it was like to eat pussy (probably lying) all my friends recoiled in disgust and I thought to myself "I mean, i'd like to try it"
xSTSxZerglingOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A girl kissed my cheek when I was 11 or so... It left that thrilling tingle.
Kpc04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found my dad's Pam Anderson playboy.
MongoJazzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5th grade
yoloswegmlg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was told there was something called being gay.
FlannelCatsChannel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno if this counts, but oh well.
I realized I was a attracted to men when I was in 2nd grade and had a huge crush on my best friend. I realized I was attracted to women when I was 21 and learned that checking out other women and thinking about their bodies wasn't something my friends did.
I'm sexually and romantically attracted to men, but only sexually attracted to women. So I think I'm mostly straight, like 70%.
ShadowKymera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it all started when I caught a porn tv channel... from there on, I'd always try to catch the shows with the best women, never thought about it that way, but yeah it's probably the first biggest reason for me to realize I am straight
IronedSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emma Watson in the later Harry Potter films
Novori12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uuuh... College. I knew I was boyish, but couldn't imagine doing anything with other women. When I tried to force it the idea, emotions and all just seemed to fall flat. Totally just uninterested!
It's just dudes for me.
R3V0LT_CPP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got showed a playboy mag
SCRManinho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... probably when I got hard watching a clip of Kelly Key when I was a toddler, but I was certain when a close male friend said he loved me and I refused without a doubt in my mind.
Commander_Prime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Britney Spears. Oops I did it Again. 1999.
Nickelodeon aired the music video at a commercial break for something (Rugrats?) and I was smitten. That red latex was...wow.
CharlieSheenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know. As far as I can remember I was always fascinated with boobs, even before puberty. Apparently it's something deeply ingrained into me.
Which is why I sympathize with gays- there is no one moment when you suddenly go gay, it's just something that you know as you go through life. The difference, of course, is that there's no social stigma attached to being straight and aware of it from an early age. I can't imagine the pain people experienced before being gay started to become acceptable.
Jmaz000000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 7 , my teacher had huge boobs and freckles. Jesus was I in love
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found my (now former) brother in laws' stash when I was about 10.
Y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout.
noodles-_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk really. I guess i never really questioned it. Apparently when I was like 3 a lady with huge boobs walk by and my eyes lit up and I started trying to follow her.
theHawkmooner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This post is cancer. You should be asking gay people this not straight.
deputyshitbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I used winmx to download fake Natalie Portman nudes, circa 9 years old.
brettmjohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on my 2nd grade teacher, Ms Anderson.
TheSassySasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started having my dick sucked by a guy. Halfway through, it just kinda clicked that I don't really like guys this way. Since then I've been sticking to tacos over sausages.
cthulhubert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was 11, I might've been a little younger. And I'd been obsessed with Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland. I must've driven my parents to distraction with the number of times I watched that movie. And right at the end, as the zeppelin passes out of the waterfall, Princess Camille kisses little Nemo. And every time I got a bit of a tingle, a slightly flushed feeling. I didn't have words to put to it, but I definitely understood that this was something I wanted.
You know, I was going to add a disclaimer that technically, my story was specifically about realizing I liked girls (was gynosexual), rather than realizing I was heterosexual, since it didn't rule out liking boys too. But on actually committing it to
papertextarea, I can see now that "boy + girl" really was the focus from the beginning. (Though I guess I can't dismiss the possibility that a girl kissing a girl would've been as intriguing.)I see a lot of men mentioning boobs as their formative moment. A little funny to me, since I may've been attracted to girls from around then, but boobs actually didn't do much for me until sometime around age 17, when they were suddenly gained the intense magnetic power they hold over my attention to this day. (Though to be sure, the hips, rear, thighs, stomach, neck, arms, feet, hands, hair, face, skin, scent, etc still hold a lot of sway over my heart and other blood filled organs. Like my liver.)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My earliest memory of my heterosexuality was having a huge crush on the girl I sat beside in Kindergarten. For some reason I was really embarrassed for her to know I had to go to the bathroom so I would sit and hold it in so she wouldn't hear me asking the teacher to go.
emptysee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-Files. Fox Mulder did things to me, tingly things.
ultrapingu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a few encounters with the same sex over the years and just realised although 'sex' is fun, I'm just not attracted to them even remotely.
ManlyMrManlyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Last month actually. Thought I was bi, hooked with a guy, sucked some dick, realized it really wasn't my cup of tea, went on to eat some stanky pussy, realized that even the stanky pussy on 5/10 girl was better than 8/10 guy. Totally straight!
6MinutesTillMidnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember it but when I was three years old my parents found me going through my dad's Playboy collection multiple times.
zachdeloeste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friends Dad had a poster of a covered but topless girl in their garage where he hung out and smoked cigarettes. Remember trying to steal glances at it whenever I could.
Reali5t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At about age 4, found my dads porn magazines.
_primeZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started browsing straight porn online at around 10 years old. I think I could've pierced a kryptonian's skin with that.
Zanki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was six, had my first crush on Adam, the second Black Ranger. I didn't really realise it was a crush, but I liked him a lot. By 10 I knew but was too shy to admit it to anyone. Plus my mum had been telling me for years I liked Tommy, not Adam, so I thought there was something wrong with me liking him. Nope, she was just racist and didn't like that he's Asian.
I got very confused as a teenager though. Everyone decided I was a lesbian and I was treated badly for it. It was so damn bad I actually questioned whether I was, but no, I'm not interested in girls. Got kicked out of the house at 16/17 because my mum was told I was a lesbian and kicked me out after trashing my room and attacking me. Worst part was me pointing out pictures of guys I had around my room and asked her why she thought I had them. She told me I couldn't like them as most weren't white or were Power Rangers...
PM_UR_BORING_STORIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transformers 1: Megan Fox motorcycle straddling scene.
-Imserious- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had 7 girlfriends in kindergarten. Pretty sure i just always liked chicks from day one.
vgardyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since i remember me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still trying to work out if I am tbh
Yeraton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tried seeing if i was gay by watching a gay porn video. no boner and threw up a little
ShowStoppa718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I liked boobies.
mickoshea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was two or three and I offered to give my four year old neighbour a worm in exchange for marriage.
My methods have developed substantially in the past twenty years
Reed_Solomon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While watching Christina Applegate on married with children.
chameleonsoul7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think deep down, I always knew.
twelve112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5th grade teacher was all that.
eeisner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in 4th grade, i was so excited to get to 5th grade because 5th grade girls had boobs. and i wanted to see my crush with boobs.
those mosquito bite boobs were GREAT as a 10 year old.
habitual_liars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6 and a boy at school was just the cutest! I remember his name, even after 21 years. Raymond. I snuck a kiss one day by telling him I had a secret to tell him. I also used my snack money to him lollies.
FatAssFeministBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such a loaded question. There are more than 2 genders.
AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhatthefuckahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGetOutofHereahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhTriggeringSoHardahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
johnchapel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You dont "REALIZE" you're straight. Thats not a thing
Talkie123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" routine with the neighbor girl whom was the same age as me, around 9-10. Feel like a creep now thinking back about it.
Chivalrousredditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 at a 49er game and my mom gave me binoculars and when i looked through them i was staring directly at the cheerleaders. I didnt move those binoculars one bit
unhinged_door ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew when I was 9 and really into Yugi-oh, I traded a Blue eyes white Dragon for Vampire lady, for reasons...
SUNLIGHTBEARD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, when i saw a pair of tits for the first time as a young lad i thought to myself "yep, thats just fine"
dmarcengil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In grade school the girls were a lot nicer to look at than the boys
aydiosmio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.vulture.com/2016/10/jamie-lee-curtis-discusses-true-lies-strip-scene.html
SasparillaTango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a swimming instructor when I was young enough to be learning to swim that had big ol' chest beefers. I really like breasts.
PRMan99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I read in Leviticus "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination."
Sort of took it off the table as any sort of possibility...
LobsterCowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
had sexual fantasies about a female cousin's friend at 6
piperiain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i saw selma hayek in from dusk til dawn.
madness817 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 in preschool and grabbed a classmate by the pussy. Got sent to the office and they made a big deal out of it :(
jeff_the_nurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a girl in a bikini doing incredible gymnastics on a beach in Rhode (I was 12 years old), and I couldn't stop staring.
photodude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um, it just kinda popped up. Much as I imagine it does for those who are not straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed a boy on the back of his neck in the 3rd grade. I decided then that boy's weren't gross.
warwolf940 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cameron Diaz in The Mask.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking for one half of me.
Kindergarten, day 1. Charlotte had really long awesome blonde hair and she was always slightly dusty because she was a farmgirl. I told the head deacon at my church on Wednesday that I was going to marry her.
Urdazzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the 4th grade and saw this video for the first time. Really the whole video is good but the rain part is the best.
nomadikcynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was sorta sure since I can remember. 100% sure when I saw the "Genie in a Bottle" music video.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Princess Leia.
TheRuralBuddah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found my father's nudie mags & it "made my peepee feel funny." I was 5 or 6 I think.
SPLICER21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I shamelessly started touching other kids (girls) privates when I started going to daycare. I had no idea what it meant back then, but I suppose that was the start...
reallyfunatparties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second grade. Had a major crush on this girl. Told my family and they teased me for it for like three whole days.
Ninja_636_rider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom told me i had a "little girlfriend" when i was in kindergarten playing tee ball. She grew up to be drop dead gorgeous. Not sure what happened lol i musta fucked that one up somehow. I don't even remember her at that age.
motorcai_spinsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful stranger video first erection I can recall
uranus_be_cold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 10, and a schoolmate had a birthday party at a roller rink. I didn't see them all head off to the party room, and then there was a "snowball dance" where you would skate a few laps and then you're supposed to find a new partner, until everyone was paired up.
I had no idea what was going on, but some girl came up and grabbed my hand, and pulled me out onto the floor.
I don't remember much, except my heart was racing, my hands were getting sweaty, and then later the birthday boy's dad was asking where the heck have you been?
pap_smear420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started to wonder how to gain access to vajeen
WorkerEight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kissed a random gay Asian guy that was flirting with me at a bowling alley just to see how it would feel. I talked to my lesbian friend about it later and she asked me if i got a boner. I said no.
moonroots64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was maybe 8 (but not positive about that) and was listening to Queen, fat bottom girls, and looking at the CD booklet. It had a picture of girl on a bike from behind, and has a healthy amount of buttcrack showing. I was very interested in that! I didn't really realize the significance of it at the time, but it's my first memory of overt sexual feelings for a woman. It's also kinda funny that a gay man's music and creativity was part of my first heterosexual experience, I'm sure he'd be proud!
Edit: ah shit, I just remembered I did give a girl a note saying I liked her in first grade... But I didn't have sexual feelings at that time. Although I guess that does show I was interested in women.
deadken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great....
They have moved from /r/politics
RicknMorty93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:20 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you get annoyed by the weirdiest things
Frothey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crush in middle school. Never forgot about her. Come 12 years later, we had a thing. Did not disappoint.
balic66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom said I really enjoyed Baywatch from an early age and she knew I liked girls.
I tell them I enjoyed the show and they just laugh.
Redpythongoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a raging crush on one of the lost boys from Hook
Geralt-of_Rivia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 5 and saw a few seconds of a topless girl.
*apparently this wasn't funny like I thought
pixelmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized I was straight, I just always liked boys. I never thought to myself "hm, I like boys, I guess I'm straight."
swid06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
going to church young and just finding the hottest moms to eye hump
Enchilada_McMustang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharon Stone. Basic Instinct.
systematical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7 and played doctor with a girl in my neighborhood. I immediately knew vagina was strange and awesome.
triplefreshpandabear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I was 3 my family went to a patriots game at the old foxboro stadium, before the pats became the powerhouse they are now. pats vs 49rs, Joe Montana was there so pretty interesting cool stuff. anyways 3yr old me couldn't care less about football but apparently when the cheerleaders where cheer leading I was focused like a laser on the attractive, scantily clad women. I like football now, and attractive women still.
Pizza2kbitchslut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched that episode of buzz lightyear when that big-headed psychic chick used telekenesis or something to pull buzz towards her and forcefully kissed him. That shit was hot. I was like 8
Tiiba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was executed by Vlad the Impaler, and the stake just went through.
JohhnyDamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was nine I went and saw Casper with the 12 year old neighbor. Afterwards she said I could touch her boobs.
NSinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 6 snooping in my oldest brothers room and found his porno mag stash I saw a chick getting railed and thought "idk what this is but I wanna do it"
Real_Velour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I accidentally downloaded a porn video off of Limewire and my pee wee was happy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
after drawing pictures of myself and random video game characters with huge muscles in elementary had worried my dad for years...
the first day middle of school I saw an 8th grade girl who I basically stalked for the rest of the year, learning her classes and running through the halls just to watch her leave class. never did anything more than that.
it was because she had giant boobs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 years old and watching TV when a commercial came on about a show/movie featuring a tied-up damsel in distress.
amkaro78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the boys started reacting to my bra in Catholic school. That was around 5th grade. By 7th grade I was a whore.
Nightblink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During sex ed class in my first year of high school. Teacher said if by now you arent attracted to the same sex then you are straight. Thats when i realized i was straight.
fuckingstonedrn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i saw a boob and was like "yep. thats the thing i like"
TinyCaveman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 7 years old i would wresting with my family. Whenever the hoe train came out id rub my little peter under my blanket and giggle cause i was bad. Trish stratus made me blow my first load when i was 9. Debras puppies too ooo yeah it was a good time to be a horny little boy.
commandercody209 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I fucked my current girlfriend I realized just how much pussy dominated me.
UltiMatrix11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade I had a crush on a girl. I read a ton so my vocabularly was ahead of my grade level. I remember in first grade I just saw her and talking to her all I thought was "cutieeeeeeee" xD
musical_throat_punch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3rd grade crush was a girl. Liked them ever since.
Big_Boyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically, it was Little Mermaid that cemented my hetero side. I was fascinated with the "becoming human" scene..
Bizket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always assumed I was straight, but when I was in my early 20's (in my mid 40's now) I got an emotional crush on a male friend of mine who is gay. We talked about it, and one night at a party we made out. He asked if I wanted to have sex and I said I didn't know, so he offered to let me watch him and another (ostensibly straight) friend have sex and participate if I wanted. About 15 minutes in to watching them make out then my gay friend start blowing my "straight" friend, I realized that while it was possible for me to fall in love with a man, that the physical aspect held no interest in me. I wasn't disgusted, it just felt weird watching. I excused myself and left. We talked more the next day to make sure there were no hard feelings, and have remained friends. That is when I realized that sex and sexuality are two very different things. While I have kissed a few other men in my life, and have had crushes on men, I still consider myself "straight". As I get older though, and sex becomes less important to me, I do find myself thinking it would be ok to be in an emotional relationship with a man while occasionally having sex with a woman on "the side". I guess this really wasn't an answer to your exact question, but I think it hits the heart of what you are asking.
fiero444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i slept with your mom.
Abestar909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is such an asinine question. Straight is the biological normal, get over it.
Stuntmansenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, how many of you are attracted to cartoon characters? Which ones? Historical figures?
Kisby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was blowing two random ass dudes at a bus stop, when I accidentally made them touch penis.
I remember thinking to myself "yuck".
Strutys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually a serious question?
onetimerone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The occasional National Geographic issues photographing remote tribes.
badpenguin455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pink ranger.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five, I made out with another latchkey kid behind a bunch of mats. I married him the next day.
To take it further, the kid was black. Aaand I'm almost exclusively attracted to black men. So I guess I've always known what I liked :)
EnnuiDeBlase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My brother and I found girly mags in our grandfather's shed whIle he was elsewhere.
KallistiEngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My experience is a bit different than some.
I actually didn't realize until my early 20s. I live in a very liberal town, and knew people with varied sexual orientations. I thought of myself as bisexual for quite some time, but never had a relationship, sexual or otherwise, with someone of the same sex. I made out with guys plenty, and went a little further than that once (stopped before getting to sex, and it was with a male-female couple, not just the guy). It took me several years to realize that I'm just not interested in men sexually. I can acknowledge when a guy is attractive, but I don't want to get in his pants.
At some point it just kind of dawned on me that I wasn't actually bisexual, or at least not interested in the same sex enough to call myself that. I'm glad I grew up in a town that let me freely explore my sexuality without much judgement, but I am straight. I do think it's a little unusual that it took me so long to discover that, and I don't like that my experience reinforces the "bisexuals are just confused" stereotype. Many are not confused and know for sure they're into both men and women.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i knew i liked girls (i'm male) by the time i was in kindergarten
MrBobBuilder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw the woman from men in black two in lingerie when i was 3 , knew i lile women then
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush was in the first grade, and that's when I realized. It didn't work out though, he got mad at me when I tattled on him for using those little playground rocks to pretend he was peeing.
Zawiar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've felt in love for the first time as I was 5 years old, so since age 5 I "knew" that I was straight
xDrSchnugglesx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a crush on a girl in 3rd grade. Never had a crush on a boy.
WidoW_ExPress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 weeks ago
Denamic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know when, but the porn mags were placed above the comics.
peekay427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a very vivid dream that I was dating another guy. Everything was great, we got along fine, and there were no problems. But it came time to do sexy stuff and I realized I couldn't do it. I remember saying "I can't do this, I'm not gay." In the dream and then waking up.
This was about 15 years ago in grad school. My wife still isn't 100% sure I was correct about not being gay.
KingPapaDaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was 8-9. stayed at my grandparents for a week. found grandpas porn stash and realized i liked looking at the pics of girls and not dudes. later i learned i was born with this curse and it was not a choice. If i had the choice i'd be gay. helluva lot easier to get laid if i was gay. women don't give me a second look yet when i go to gay bars with my gay friends i get hit on all the time.
rambunctiousmango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is making me realize I'm probably definitely asexual
SucculentStanley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1999, Britney Spears.
MetallicOpeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found my brothers old playboys and got a stiffy
scmoua666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10, in a catholic camp, where they were trying to brainwash me into becoming a priest, and we went to climb a mountain, at the base of which there was a camping resort. Some girls in bikini made me hard, I wondered what was happening, and later in prayer, their image kept popping in my head.
Later, when father David asked me if I wanted to stay there to train to become a priest, I decline, thinking of those girls when I said it would not be for me.
Much later, after being teased in high school by a female friend, saying I am gay but don't know it, I started to question myself. I was masturbating like a machine at the time, thinking of another girl in our group, so I doubted she'd be right. But anytime I entertained the thought, I felt more repulsion than attraction, so that's when it sealed the deal for me.
Nhughes1387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found a hustler in the woods when I was like 8.
CJM_cola_cole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my cousin left a nude mag at my house when he stayed with us for a week
cendasprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not until I was 23. (Female here).
RagaTanha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some dude kissed me when I was on extasy. I did not enjoy it. If I had a choice I'd be Bi.
Clongjax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you not have a choice?
RagaTanha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intellectually I want to but when I'm in the situation I'm simply not attracted to dudes. Attraction is not a choice.
wagimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade, couldn't stop staring at boobs.
ScrappyCoco51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not sure just yet. I am still trying to figure that out.
guy-le-doosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born I turned around and grabbed her right in the pussy.
maybe_kd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up, I always had crushes on boys. I think my first "crush" was when I was 4. A neighbour, a boy in my class, a celebrity... My best friend and I were always boy crazy. I always had a crush on one boy or another and I never saw girls that way. It was never really a question for me.
DwightPunsFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got an erection from a woman's exposed breast
ASharkWhoWalks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The very second i saw another woman for the first time i thought "damn,that's ugly"
And then i found out about dicks and it was settled. Bam,straight. Seriously.
AttilaTheFun818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid I had no concept of gay or straight. I didn't even know being gay was a thing
I guess I was 10 or so and was interested (not turned on exactly but intrigued) when is see a sex scene in a movie or a woman naked.
brad-corp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight Male, early 30s. I didn't have a realisation of any sort, but I had an identity crisis in primary school because of star wars.
Jedi had already been out for 2 years when I was born and my dad had taped then off TV. I don't remember star wars ever not being in my life and would watch all 3 of them all the time. As a result, Carrie Fisher was not Sexual for me. My friends started to talk about how hot she was in the metal bikini. I couldn't see it. So I started to wonder if I was gay. Eventually I just realised that since star wars was such a big part of my life from before I knew about attraction, I saw Carrie like an aunt, not in any sexual way. Weird few months though.
Still don't find that metal bikini sexy and have no fantasies about that. Still think it's weird that anyone in the early 30s or younger would find it sexy.
wjk628 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kate Winslett on my family's VHS copy of Titanic.
espressocycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always attracted to women. Had my first crush on a girl at age three.
Tookiewookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When reading The Starr Report
CrashDunning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of these answers are simply "I'm attracted to the opposite sex". Half of you could easily be bisexual.
HarmonyBucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a huge crush on Indiana Jones when I was a child.
Rhiann0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhere towards the end of high school. I really thought I was bi or even gay, but as I got older, I realized that my appreciation of ladies was more aesthetic and friend based, and that I wanted romantic relationships with fellas.
I identify as "unfortunately heterosexual" because as I got older, my options narrowed. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True story with a friend's 5 year old driving with her and her husband. The following happens when they pass a new strip club in the small town where they live.
Mom: It is disgusting to see that in our town Husband: silence. lol Boy: what is disgusting mom? Mom: That place is where women take off their clothes and dance. Boy: Silence Boy: I think I would like that.
He was in the gifted program all through school.
cheaplomastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried eating a girl out and then I threw up
AGuyAndHisCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarden. I met Jennifer (fellow Kindergardener) and I knew i wanted to kiss her and do more, I just didnt know what the more was yet.
30+ years later I retell the story to a friend of a friend, turns out she knew jennifer in HS she ended up being a lesbian.
So it turns out she was the first in a long streak of lesbians / bi girls ive crushed on
753UDKM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not sure if I'm 100% straight.
marissa87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Leo in titanic. I was in 5th grade. Haven't looked back since.
PM_ME_UR_REDHEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Konnie Huq on blue peter. Dammit Charlie Brooker I love you for black mirror but you stole away my first crush from me :(.
zoneoftheendersHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Mike Pence attached a car battery to my testicles. (no homo)
Tp_for_my_cornholio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to watch the scrambled porn channels on cable and try to make out a nipple. That's when I knew
throwingupgoats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 4, me and the neighbour girl used to mess around. Nothing serious obviously, we were kids. But I never looked back. Made out with a couple of dudes in high school to see what it was about, really wasn't my thing. Confirmed my beliefs.
I was pretty certain from about the age of 4 though.
Each to their own.
MetaBotch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was watching Top Gun and wanting desperately to skip through all the shirtless volleyball and get to the jet fighters.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I (male) fucked all my sisters.
Hititandhititagain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fairly certain when I first saw Cindy Crawford...
MedicMoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mostly because I've never liked girls as a whole, I've always been a huge tomboy and would only hang out with dudes and other tomboy girls. All of my other tomboyish female friends turned out gay, but I guess I'm special because I've managed to be 'one of the guys' while also dating one of the guys. Also because when one if my female friends confessed to having a crush on me, I was whole-heartedly weirded out. I realised I'd never even considered a girl as a romantic interest, where as every other girl I knew was bi or gay.
raydeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Mary Poppins in the theatre. Instant crush. And I was like 3 at the time.
coughmeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I was 8 or 9, and I found a Victoria's Secret magazine in my neighbor's room.
Dazz316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around the start of puberty. I had found porno cards as a kid and played show you mine and I'll show you mine. I never really got sexual urges or excitement until the start is puberty.
aballofunicorns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl here. I was confused about my sexuality up until my early 20's, as my first kiss was with another girl when i was around 10 and i liked it. I never found any other girl i'd like to kiss, i wasnt that much into guys either but mainly because i had a low self esteem.
It all came clear one day after a failed threesome with a very very beautiful girl and her boyfriend. I liked how cute she was but touchinh her body and kissing her was disgusting.
So yeah. There. I prefer sex with guys.
MrMirkonon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 10 I asked myself something like "am I gay by any chances?" I remember i was on the bad chilling and that question took me several time to answer myself. Then I convinced my self I am.
Mensabender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first realized I hated seeing penises in porn
Most_Valuable_Poet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The summer I turned 11 I noticed my first whale tail at camp. Started seeing them everywhere since. Ass man from the get-go.
ImAtWorkIGuaranteeIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was prob 7 or 8 and went to the local pools. I saw boobs everywhere I looked. The rest is history.
Edenor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had a moment like this because I didn't feel sexually attracted to neither men or women until I was over sixteen (which seemed weird to me and people around me).
I remember seeing a picture of Jim Morrison (of all people) at some point and feeling like "hmm.." and that's when I realised I do find men attractive.
Although I didn't exactly realise I was straight, because the only thing that made me consider myself also not attracted to women was because I was never attracted to one, not because I thought it was completely out of the question.
(To be honest though, I still kind of feel the same way about it...)
Yetis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The punisher issue #1. There was a page with a painting if a nude woman. Read that comic everday in the bathroom.
ebimbib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was into girls from a really young age, but I discovered that I'm just plain old straight when I slipped a finger in my butt in the shower and just did not enjoy it even a little bit. Also, penises are kind of gross.
whyUsayDat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a 80s runway model, and at the age of 5 I saw an older girl wearing only underwear backstage. Then as I turned around I saw my runway partner (also 5) in her underwear. There was no doubt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I became aware of women's hips
nipplepotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was around 9 years old when I saw my first adult content on tv. I was at my grandmas house in Italy and the late night shows where coming on. Started watching it and thought "well now that's just fine right there"
BHMaloney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pole dancer scene in Beverly Hills Ninja. I'm pretty sure I broke the re-wind button on the VCR that day
BigDaddyFourEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I googled 'hot naked girls' on my mom's laptop and almost got caught. I'm pretty sure my parents knew but they never confronted me about it.
xxjoker2014xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had to have the game Outlaw Golf taken away from me.
http://images9.gry-online.pl/galeria/galeria_320/934772234.jpg
Uscjusto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The day I realized gay people were gross.
Manisbug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering if I was gay and thought I might be and said "I don't wanna be gay!". Then I realized I probably wasn't gay.
ickleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Star Wars (and Indiana Jones) in my early years, I realised I fancied Harrison Ford..... and I still do!!
justinwatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I met your mom
aGirlwithoutWDs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Newton: you out there?
Preschool. You. Me. Kissing and pulling our pants down while in this dome playground equipment. Things got heavy; parents knew we were "dating". You (your mom) even got me a matching bracelet and necklace that I still have for my bday. Never saw him after, unless you were the dude I wasn't attracted to with the same name in one of my junior college courses that I was too shy/unmotivated to ask if he was my first pre-k romancee.
SEAit2believeit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the first day of class in kindergarten i was assigned a seat next to a girl named Lindsey. That was the first time in my life i felt my heart drop. I was five and in love
IcyBothSides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember having to sit on the stairs for talking about how big and lovely my preschool teachers boobs were to my sister (who ran and told my parents). So I guess you could say 4
Darth_Yohanan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was six years old I saw boobs in a cowboy movie. My grandma told me to cover my eyes, I did no such thing.
steelolopez69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, it started young, always just kinda knew. When I was in pre-K I kissed this girl that was always sorta mean to me. She'd tease me, nothing menacing, just her way of showing affection come to think of it. The kiss happened just before nap time. She came up to my cot and squat down in front of me with pouted lips and a stuffed giraffe under her arm; I just reacted like people did in movies and kissed her, except it was really fast, just a peck. Still tho, set my tiny heart fluttering like bird's wings. I still consider it my first kiss! And there are plenty after๐ That's my first real memory of having a solid attraction towards females. Almost 20 now and nothing's changed ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
LenDaMillennial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was way younger and saw a vagina, I knew right there I'd be in love with them
MedicMoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every girl I knew in my early years was a backstabbing lying kleptomanic piece of self-centered filth that treated me like dirt. One by one they'd leave because I was 'too smart', 'too weird' ' not pretty enough' 'not sporty enough'. I didn't mind too much, even at 6. I recognised their shallow traits and tried to avoid them, but I wasn't allowed to hang out with boys. The boys were just interesting to me, then. They read books about dinosaurs and tackled each other and had FUN conversations! However, my parents kept forcing me to find new girls to play with, and the same thing would happen everytime. They'd want to play makeup, I'd go 'no, I don't like makeup, can we read books together instead?' When I was 6 years old and my last female friend at the time threw my books to the ground and said 'You're too weird, I don't want to play with you anymore.' I knew I would never, ever be attracted to a girl.
Fduquette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Demi Moore - Striptease
ryanino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw one of my moms hot friends and my dick was rock hard and I had no idea what was going on. I shoved it into the carpet trying to push it back in.
PandaEatsRage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I realized I was straight is probably the same moment my dad thought I was gay. I kept asking him to rent Strawberry Shortcake the movie (Think it was a movie) When I was real young over and over. I had a crush on her.
idleactivist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was looking at the toys in the Sears catalogue, then I came across the lingerie / underwear section...
Sears catalogue definitely got some use.
sodium123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I met op's mum.
sodium123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I met op's mum.
SkullDuckery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend asked me if I wanted him to wank me off. I was just hitting puberty. I would have let an ugly chick with three eyes and facial leprosy pump my lump but not this guy. I knew then. I have come to terms with it now.
Kinderbat13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was watching Indiana Jones for the 100th time, but this time I noticed his sweaty, muscular chest. Lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The end of my bi-curious phase came in bed with another guy. I realized that while I didn't have anything against guys, I really was not attracted to them.
I think I'd been confused because of the whole idiotic concept that you have to be sexually repulsed by guys or else you're gay, which is basically the result of growing up in the 80s and 90s around a bunch of other idiot kids with no exposure to any openly gay people. I knew I wasn't freaked out by the concept of dudes in the nude, so thought that meant I had to be at least partly gay.
Fortunately, I am much wiser now, and know that it's perfectly normal to not find guys unattractive while still not being attracted to the male body at all, and that doesn't affect my sexuality in the least nor impact my life in any negative way. It makes locker rooms easier to deal with, for sure.
tigerscomeatnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the presumption is that at some point we will realize we are straight or gay, who is to say when that point will be? Didn't Meredith Baxter come out in her 60's? I guess I'll let you know what I've decided on when I'm in my 60's.
Scarrzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I winked at the nurse in the delivery room, and I was NAKED !
Halafax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7 years old and trying to understand why the blonde from WKRP in Cincinnati made my weiner hard. I had plenty of erections before, but they were random. This was noticeably, immediately, and distinctly different. Trying to figure out how to lay on a sectional sofa to cover my shame and still watch tv in front of my family was... weird.
That's when I realized I had new, and perplexing, feelings.
Not really into Loni Anderson anymore (even when she was in her prime). Not my kind of woman at all. But 7 year old me wanted to marry that lady.
Chal02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 or 7, I would steal my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs and look at the pictures. I didn't really know why, I just knew I liked it. My mom found out and asked me why I was doing it, to which I responded in a broken toddler voice "I like to look at the pretty ladies." Must have been convincing enough cuz she let me keep doing it.
sophdeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 11, realized I was supposed to start crushing on girls, so I had a crush on a girl in class. Basically made a decision to be straight....that should have been a sign that I'm actuslly gay.
Kyoball89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw brokeback mountain and immediately thought this is not for me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 6. It was 1981 and I was watching the Eurovision song contest. This very vid to be exact. I remember getting very flustered when the dress gets ripped off. I didn't know what was going on but I knew I liked it and I knew I liked girls. I sorta got a bit obsessed with girls in short skirts after that for a while.
As sexist as it was (and it really was) I was so glad we had "page 3 girls" back then in British tabloids.
rube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade. Had a huge crush on a pretty brunette.
IamEclipse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed another dude and realised nope. Nope, not for me
FCEEVIPER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was way back when I was very young and I saw OP's mom.
Catfish_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High school! I thought to myself "there's no particular reason I wouldn't be bi, I should find out!". So I checked out some dudes for a bit, and came to the conclusion they did nothing for me. So it goes.
vorpib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was just after the conversion therapy my parents subjected me to for 2 years
PotatoMushroomSoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 and i played king of fighters and used mai
Not_very_helpful_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 8 and i realized seeing another dudes penis just bums me out.
dresdendragon22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The waterfall scene from "Kangaroo Jack".
IZ3820 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I see a hot guy, I feel a sense of aspiration for how I'd like to look, not sexual attraction. Also, I only get nervous around pretty girls.
chop_talk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found my dad's playboys and penthouse.
Bassethounds4ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw Cameron Diaz in The Mask.
ButtsexEurope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Because I found boys attractive. Attractive girls just got me jealous. Also, I didn't see anything titillating about the vagina. Just was gross to me.
Oh yeah, and the cute male babysitters.
CarlsbadCO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mccalls catalog or fashion magazine thing. 1973 -75 or so... Jacqueline Smith. Age 4 or five. Certainly did something to me. Turns out the bulk of women I dated and the one I married did have dark hair, coincidence or not?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching WWE's bra and panties matches
Dreadwatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I wanted to take my teacher to pound town.
airled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loved horror movies as a kid and realized I preferred Elvira to the movie.
Wolfgang7990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My gay-buddy in Highschool showed me a clip from a gay porno and I have never felt so disturbed before.
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found out what gay meant.
TheFannyTickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 9 or ten my friends and I would type in our names followed by .com into the search bar to see what "our website" would be. Friend's name was Danny. Automatically changed to dani when we hit search and bada bing bada boom we found our first porn site.
SaigonNoseBiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6, in first grade, and I had a crush on Karen Gozzi. Pretty much sealed the deal.
Finally made out with her senior year...no big deal
misscpb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(F) I was totally sure after I kissed a girl for the first time.
andys5010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad said, "You have a girlfriend, you like herrrrr" and I blushed and said "no I don't". So many confusing feelings at 6 years old!
Catacomb82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It all started with a butt
BlueDreamer96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized I was straight after my third time having sex with another man. I could never get off. Wouldn't kiss them either. This is when I realized I wasn't curious anymore. If you don't try something how will you know? That was my philosophy pretty much lol
Redman2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade i guess.
LeviathanBane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I almost lost my virginity at the age of 5.
smokesmagoats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I contemplated titties in my face and I thought "ew". That's when I knew I was straight. And when I made out with a chick in high school because I knew it would make my ex dump his new girlfriend and get back with me.
Mettephysics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five and watched Kevin Arnold on the Wonder Years.
SkillsnJobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When 7 year old me went and saw Annie. People laugh at me but she was my first crush.
Behind_A_Facade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade. My hormones kicked in and suddenly girls switched from being annoying to the most beautiful, interesting creatures in the world.
brixton75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5th grade. One of the boys from school was online at the diving board at the town pool. He had muscles in his arms that made me feel tingly and nervous. Straight for sure. I have seen women who are beautiful but never had thise same feelings...more like i can appreciate the beauty of the creator, not an attraction. For those who aren't straight i have had a conversation with a gay froend who tried to be straight. He could recognize the beauty of a girl but not the attraction. He tried to make himself attracted to women, but was not.
Same way i felt when i knew i was straight. Its not a choice. It just is.
TheAxis1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four years old watching MTV, at this exact moment in 1989...
http://giphy.com/gifs/80s-music-bangles-susanna-hoffs-v8xmVfox6XOq4
cardboardtube_knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl across the street used to baby sit me and I used watching movies in her lap as an excuse to touch her legs. I was like five or so.
Also learned I love women's legs.
Tommy_C ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski
canadianleroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie's Angels....or Wonder Woman. Jaclyn Smith or Linda Carter...couldn't decide who was the hottest.
I still prefer brunettes to this day
cdnball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First day of kindergarten. Amanda wore a pretty white dress and I wanted to kiss her.
VasiliKolovsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never knew this question would come on AskReddit. A recent event involving seeing a hundred and fifty naked, wet, cold men running through a sauna door after being forced to dunk in the cold lake water made me realize that I will never be attracted to a dick.
the_space_coder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i saw a girl and thought to myself "i'd fuck that" never doubted my sexuality again
joecoffeemug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five I had this super hot kindergarten teacher, anyway her button up shirt had a button undone and I could see her bra. We were as a class sitting on the floor cross legged getting read to so I just sat there staring
KayJustKay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I kissed a girl. I can honestly say that there was a very conscious storm of thoughts affirming my deep love and desire for women. Seriously, I fucking LOVE women. Can't get enough of 'em.
TrueFader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1st grade, so ~age 6. I guess I can't really say I realized I was straight, since my attraction to the opposite sex came before my knowledge of homosexuality.
heizhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it ! This post made my day lol
vimtutor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super early.
One of the overly sexualized Disney characters.
Pretty sure it was Ariel and 30 years later I still give any redhead a +2, the brighter and more unnatural the better.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About age 6 or 7.
thepurplecub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 and *NSYNC was popular I had a huge crush on Lance Bass, ironically.
KingBubzVI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was five and got hard thinking about the two identical twin girls who lived next door
Also when I found out I have a thing for twins
ItsHampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the doctors held me up against a yardstick and I lined up perfectly.
Artuthebomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I watched magic Johnson and only got a half cub.
lilykatebug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I looked at a vag and threw up in my mouth/when I first saw David Bowie
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I seriously crushed on two boys at the same time in the second grade. What a whore I was.
benbernards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 years old. Miss Hannigan from the old Annie movie. Oh the dreams I had about her.
Comrade_Canary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw some drama or thriller or something and these two girls had a lesbian sex scene and such. Got a solid boner from that one, not in an ideal environment, but it was enough for a conclusive answer.
drabshadspads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preschool day 1, I still remember this girl I liked. I never had the "girls have cooties" phase. Pretty much straight as long as my memory goes back.
STINE1000v2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was about 9, in grade 4 I had a crush on a girl for the first time, when I told her she just kinda walked away and said "OK..." and that was that
wattalameusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 1st grade giving back and boob massages to my fellow underage girls for lunch money.
WhenTheBeatKICK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
was in a classroom after school doing this testing sort of thing for gifted class placement, and the teacher had huge boobs and super low cut top on. wanted to touch them. wonder how I got placed in those classes because I wasn't paying attention to the stupid puzzles much
rotll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 11, when mom brought home this Carly Simon album.
As a tangent, I bought this album for her when it came out in 1978 (I was 17), and the clerk in the store argued with me about it being inappropriate. I don't think she believed I was buying it for my mom. This was in Northern Michigan, not the Bible belt...
mauxly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When, at one point in my life I was sick of dating men. I'd always thought women were physically attractive and fun to be around, I I thought, " I'm going gay!"
Lol I retrospect. Thinking someone is attractive doesn't mean you are sexually attracted.
So many nights with girlfriends hating non-penis sex, missing big hairy bodies, and can't wait for it to be over so we can go back to cuddles.
Ugh, open apologies to those women for using them in my little experiment, while their emotions were on the line. I know better now and I'm so sorry.
TLDR; Living proof that gay is not a choice.
Xitulis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched gay porn once, thought "huh maybe I'm bi." Watched some again later and realized "nah you couldn't pay me to do this shit"
appelsage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe ur just bi curious pal
bitter_baker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anybody remember Pants Off Dance Off, yeah that was the moment
Tbklstkat26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched Britney Spears first music video.
radministator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my very close gay friend made a move on me and I let him. Found out pretty quickly I just wasn't into it. Felt horrible though, it turned out I'd been his giant crush since we met and he was crushed :(
Night_0dot0_Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Princess Xena riding on her horse on tv got me hard when I was a snotty kid
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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appelsage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
damn at 36 , r u out there in the dating game at least or is it whatever to u now at this point
ZachF8119 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized fucking the couch wasn't good enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven of Nine was the first crush I had which reinforced my desire for women. For some reason I like women that "bun up their hair" but knowing it's really long really attracts me.
peteypete420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching who framed Roger rabbit. I didn't understand that I was straight exactly, but Jessica rabbit definitely made me realized I liked curvy women....
asku888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Winona Ryder dancing in the snow in Edward scissor hands
lildanny911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 years old. I was friends with a 7 year old girl and we were listening to a Kidz Bop cassette tape. She kissed me on the lips and I was like "HELL YEAH, LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"
redweasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me, it was well before I had any idea what straight was. I didn't know what sex was. I barely knew what a woman was (except my Mom, but then I didn't yet know what was woman-generic and what was Mom-specific).
To wit, it was my Mom's birthday - - the day before mine, as it happens - - and my Dad took her out to dinner for her birthday, and brought me along. This has to have been when I was just turning 3; a year or two earlier and I almost certainly wouldn't remember it, a year later and my Mom was too busy being about to pop with my sister (who has the same birthday as I) - - and I know it happened before age 5.
The restaurant was a fancy place on the top floor of what passed for a skyscraper in our small city. You got dinner in low lighting, and then later a band came out and played. All through dinner (so they told me, over and over again throughout my life, as this episode was a favorite family story) I was "fussy," and they kind of rushed eating so as to get me out of there.
They finally finished their meals, and were just wrapping up and asking for the check, when the "band" came out: "Johnny Pineapple and his Coconuts." (I do remember this part, because I read the sign - - and yes, I could read by age 3). Johnny Pineapple was a Hawaiian-guitarist, and his Coconuts were... two female hula dancers. Grass skirts, coconut bras, long flowing black hair - - the works. My parents tell me that from the moment those girls came out on stage, I was riveted; "we couldn't drag you out of there." I'm 53 and I still remember this, firsthand, as well. They were so beautiful. Pretty girls, sigh...
I didn't have any particular idea why pretty girls were so fascinating, but man, they sure were. I remember wanting to get up next to them, for unknown reasons, and to kiss them... It was nothing at all sexual, nor anything to do with them having milk-providing boobies like my Mom; I just felt a great... affection for them, and wanted them to feel it back at me as well.
So yeah. If I'd been gay, and musclemen had come out and I remembered reacting to them, that would be my story. But nope, it was the women that did it for me, bigtime, at a very early age.
Stink-Finger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have always know I was never sexually retarded.
lowbrowTrollin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i needed to use the bathroom too "cool down" after watching baywatch as a kid. carmen electra and pam anderson. such wonderful memories
SecondTalon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea. I don't recall a time that I didn't want to look at boobs. I do recall thinking when I was real, real young that while I didn't know "what" was supposed to happen, I knew that something happened between the parts in my pants and the parts in a girl's pants, and that it's be good.
2legittoquit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Desparado for the first time. I ruined my parent's VHS copy of the movie going back and forth, watching Salma Hayek's sex scene. Also, when DOA came out with the beach volley ball edition.
greylensman312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I liked breasts from a very early age. It never went away. Not a lesbian, but we share preferences.
MadCapsule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Barbarella on TV and a writhing, sweaty Jane Fonda made weirdness happen in my pants.
JFKs_Brains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a porno at a young age. When the camera did a close up of the girl parts I got excited. When the camera did the same for the dude I recoiled. Learned I'm a voyeurist.
5deep10me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a girlfriend, realized I really don't like vaginas. I mean, I didn't think I did, but I gave it a shot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was confused about my sexuality for a long time, because I wasn't really crushing on boys or girls when I was younger. But when I started watching porn I found that while a straight couple was exciting and two men were exciting, watching two women did absolute nothing for me. I had no desire to grab boobs or grab pussy, unless they were my own. That basically became my barometer (and I when I got to college I started actually crushing on guys).
Skarroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When every time I watched Wonder Woman my TallyWhacker got hard.
Kalaea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad bought me resident evil 4 for my PS2. I later fell in love with Leon Kennedy.
NelaCebolinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. Had the hots for my super curvy teacher. I talked to her more than any female classmate that year. Guess that also answers why I'm into a certain type of woman. Been milf hunting since age 5. I'm 22 now. Didn't stop then, ain't gonna stop any time soon
NelaCebolinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. Had the hots for my super curvy teacher. I talked to her more than any female classmate that year. Guess that also answers why I'm into a certain type of woman. Been milf hunting since age 5. I'm 22 now. Didn't stop then, ain't gonna stop any time soon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I didn't like to suck dick
xavyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade the girls dragged me under a table and kissed me. I thought that was a great thing.
FourWordComment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MRW 11 at Hooters.
John_E_Vegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew being gay was even an option until long after I was into the opposite sex.
It wasn't something that was talked about, or seen, anywhere.
I'm older.
polarbearGr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it all started when I was born at a very young age. There was a old magazine for TV stuff I don't quite remember but it had bikini ladies and I liked that.
MufasaJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 12, I really didn't give a damn about girls up until then, relationships were icky, I was awkward as all fuck, and maths was more fun.
stonesenses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to the Renaissance Fair and thought, "Damn, titties are awesome."
PDXgoodgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember crushing on boys and having "boyfriends" in Kindergarten
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so brave
Elinim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Titanic with family at age 7, kate winslet removing that robe.
DaveSW777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was four-ish. Maybe younger, but that's as early as I remember. I just always wanted to see girls naked. I thought I was a freak until sex ed in 5th grade explained everything.
Chuggi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a boner eating a pop tart when my 2nd grade friend and I found boobs.com
ArcherXIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby, I was born this way.
fptp01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a couple of gay guys hit on me on different occasions and I didn't feel good or ok. I kinda felt scared, I knew for sure I was straight after the second one.
hypnotized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nicole Kidman as cat women. Boner inducing moment. My first chub. Haha.
Hennigan16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was around 11 and I saw an SNL skit where they made phones have sex and my dick got hard
Sharp02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not gay. That's all.
Mean0wl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I had sex with a man
foreveralone323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on a boy at daycare when I was about 3, so pretty early on.
ThinkMakeup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the dick first went in.
Tattoo_Addict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I stumbled across one of my father's Playboy magazines when I was around 8 yrs old.
BNNJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized i liked girls a lot very early on, put i thought i'd like boys as well. I didn't want to stop at the gender/sex of someone.
So i tried boys when i was about 16, couldn't go through with it.
That's when i knew i was straight.
jackofjokers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earlier today me and my gay house mate were discussing about this hot waiter i had mentioned and he goes "would you of sucked his dick?" jokingly, i respond "yeh, sure" jokingly aswell. Then he starts imagining and explaining in full detail while progressively dying of laughter, how the waiter would start jizzing on my face and all that, and in my head i had a gradual realisation that I was infact straight, as what this kind fellow was describing to me was nothing short of disgusting.
TwoShadez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed a dude and his prickle lips scratched mine. "Huh, I'm not into this."
ScummyAce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Split between my first kiss and first time I saw porn
ILoveHotGayMen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kissed a girl and I didn't like it
idriveatesla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 or 4 year old me napping in kindergarden and grabbing/humping the leg of the girl next to me... to be fair.. she was wearing high top socks... couldn't resist
Sleeper4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was an r/circlejerk thread for a minute.
sloaninator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tried on my sister's panties and got a boner, stole a condom and jacked off in it. Mom picked up the condom and got mad at my sister.
SgtBaconman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw tits got hard saw a dick got flaccid
CultistLemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading one piece as a Teenager
Obviouslyobtuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. I remember trying to mimic what a girl was doing in hopes she'd notice me. Terrible idea in hindsight.
Joetato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:54 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I remember wanting to dry hump a girl in 2nd grade, but not knowing why I wanted to do that. But I don't think I understood sexual urges at that age and it didn't make me think I was straight.
When I really knew I was straight is when I was 12 and had sex with a guy and hated it. Yup, definitely straight.
Trogdor_a_Burninator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have always liked the opposite sex as long as I can remember. I remember trying to kiss them in preschool and playing doctor with the neighbor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Call on me video by Eric Prydz
JoshSellsGuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Browsing wallpapers on the PlayStation store on my PSP lmao
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 words: Phoebe Cates at pool
wishlesssleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stripes--the shower scene. Pretty much all I need to say
TheLonelyNug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Sailor Moon transform
Also
7 years old and my mom told me not to watch Howard Stern...
neejeron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emma Watson in Harry Potter, easily.
boboyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I seen the sex scene in 8 mile when I was ten.
swollennode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have gay fantasy about being treated and getting fucked like a school girl, and I can masturbate to it. But when I look at a man's face, I can't maintain an erection.
Seagull84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was five, and I kept trying to impress the girls in kindergarten during every recess. Been in love with the female gender ever since.
othybear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my kindergarten boyfriend gave me a set of Ninja Turtle Trading Cards. He set my heart all aflutter and I knew what true love was.
univarseman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I've always had the idea that I was straight, but one night i got drunk and let a gay guy suck my dick. I was limp the entire time. It ended in a threesome with me, my girlfriend, and another woman with absolutely no difficulty of getting/staying hard at that point. I knew right then and there that I wasn't even a little gay or bi, but I'm certainly accepting of my gay friends those guys/gals are awesome
Simbuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's difficult to be precise. The concept of gay versus straight never really got on my radar during my formative years. I just took my development for granted. Kids called each other "gay", but I didn't (and I suspect many of them didn't) understand what it really meant other than that it seemed to be intended as an insult.
In retrospect, I can look back and say that it's clear that I was straight around twelve. Prior to that I'd found naughty bits to be fascinating, but more to satisfy curiosity than for gratification.
The intensity picked up quickly after that and by the time I was fourteen I would have gladly gone without food and sleep for a week if it would have gotten me laid even just once.
DudeLongcouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Leah Thompson dressed like a punk and playing guitar in Howard The Duck. I knew I wanted to do something to her, I just didn't know exactly what yet.
maz-o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was 8 and saw pamela anderson in Baywatch
goofball_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized, and I'm ashamed and embarrassed to talk about this, that I have a vagina fetish.
outrider567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
first grade
DragonVenom500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was really young, i watched two teenage girls in bikinis rub their butts together and i got hard real quick
Kind_Guy6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a great thread to explain us gay folk if you swapped the sex of all the subjects of these comments.
MrBayless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I tried making out with a dude, loved it, but then slowly realized that at some point a dick is going into my ass.
Butts are gross. Point of fact. I don't do anal, male or female.
Cornbread52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid (6 to 8) I'd stare at large boobs.
Jordy999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like I've known my whole life. But nowadays I sometimes question..
NoOneOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on Paul McCartney when I was two.
chambertlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biology? Human nature? The natural order of things? The way the universe intended it?
banana_lightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I started watching Kim Possible
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 and got a crush on this dreamy Italian boy with green eyes. When no one was around, I'd tunelessly strum my guitar and sing about him.
CDTaihen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Sailor Moon as a kid. Something awoke when I watched those transformation scenes.
ScalpEmNoles4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cameron Diaz in the red dress coming down the stairs in "the mask"
Aleismar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dicks are pretty delicious, man.
fattytomato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I guess I'm/was a bicurious female but I realized I could never fully give up dick when I had a girlfriend for 3 months in the summer between 10th and 11th grade...then had penis sex again after we broke up a month later...dude I just really love penises. So much. I could never be a full lesbian, unfortunately.
ShadowRaptor95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 5 years old, I saw a Victoria's Secret commercial and immediately stopped what I was doing to watch it.
When I was in kindergarten, I had a crush on the prettiest girl in my class thru 9th grade. Changed schools and hadn't seen her since, until I looked her up about a year ago (I'm a Junior in college). Turns out she got into modeling, and then had a baby like 3 months ago.
I love boobs.
So yeah, i think I'm straight.
djbootybutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:16 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I used to sneak on the computer at 2 am when I was 6 years old and type "boobs" in the search bar.
Robinhoodie5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was an obnoxious 10/11 year old at a baseball game with my family, my friend and my sister's best friend who was like 15/16ish. So for whatever reason I had been trying get my sister's best friend who was sitting in front of me to listen to me because I had some fact I thought was cool or something. She finally turned around and looked up at me, and to this day I've never had my stomach drop out like when I saw her huge brown eyes looking up at me. I think I stopped mid sentence and sat there with my jaw on the floor. These days she's a weird emo/goth chick that gives herself tatoos all the time.
far2common ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fourth or Fifth grade when Julie was wearing thigh-highs and a garter.
Shabazzpalace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think straight people have a realization of when they're straight. I'm straight and have always liked women. It never occurred to me I could be gay, or others could until I was closer to ten probably. It was just something I never thought of.
xXHereComeDatBoiXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had two dicks in my mouth and one hitting me from behind and thought man maybe this gay stuff isn't for me.
StormSixx17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BOOBS. Love at first sight
tigerjess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was lying next to my female friend I'd just been experimenting with and realised I was kinda grossed out. Then again when I eventually had sex with a guy and realised, I want all the penis!
bpowers7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i first witnessed Emma Watson
zriley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:18 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love - music video The girl made me feel new things haha. I was 5. Turns out David Fincher directed the video.
iwantnicelegs2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you are in doubt, try it first!
mrforrest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a brief moment in Little Mermaid when she transforms and she's naked for second. Gave 5 or 6 year old me a boner lol
Xtreme_sarcasam_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was just a young lad probably about 6 or 7 living in southern Colorado near the border of Kansas. My parents would drive about a hour to the closest town every Sunday to take me to this Baptist church. I believe her name was Carrie she was the pastors teenage daughter probably about 18 or 19 that taught my Sunday school class. There was always something about her that my young mind couldn't wrap my head around, but I remember one particular day she came over to help me find a bible verse in a white sweater with a plunging neck line. I still remember seeing where her bra was clasp in the center of her soft beautiful breast. I looked into her eyes and I knew that she knew I had looked. I felt embarrassed for just a moment, but she just looked at me and smiled sweetly. I don't know if I consciously knew at that moment I was straight, but none of that matter I just knew from that moment on the opposite sex had something I was going to want and enjoy for the rest of my life.
Anders_A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of always suspected I was hetero, but in my late teens I experimented a bit with people of the same gender, hoping I would be bisexual, only to come to the conclusion that I probably am hetero.
So at 18-19 I guess I realized it for real.
FeFiFoShizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just now
twistedpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was really young I had boyfriends, but I think I had them because it's what people did. I remember being mystified when girls my age fancied boys. Not that I fancied girls. I just wasn't interested in either. Then when I was about 10 I met graham when he moved to our school He was everything I wasn't. Naughty, always in trouble for pushing people and stealing pencils. He once threw a small rock at a teacher ( teacher didn't even notice but it was so brave- to me anway). He slid across the icy playground better than the other boys and won the annual conker tournament in year 5. He was a rebel with curtains and a slightly bent nose. Graham plagued my dreams. He was my first crush and at that point I realised I did like boys.
I never did anything about it. Graham was too cool for me. I did however get him to write in my leaving dictionary when we left year 6 ( he headed to one secondary school, I went to another). He signed it " good luck luv graham x". I swooned over that signature almost all Summer till I saw my friends dictionary, signed the exact same way.
The memory of Graham stayed with me for years, so much that I blushed fiercely when I ran into him at 17 at the local pool. These days I have him on Facebook. He's a total arse. I should delete him...
But err yeah. Anyway... That's when I realised I was straight.
entity314159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was six or seven watching Pokemon and realizing Misty's shorts were awfully short. And getting red in the face thinking about it.
And also the hot 20 something year old daughter of the old folks next to us who came and visited in between college semesters.
She once bent over cleaning up the yard after a yard sale wearing a mini skirt. I happened to be looking out at the street watching the cars pass by.
And then my gaze focused on that beautiful woman and her ass cheeks and the panties she wore that day. For what seemed like an eternity I stared, my 11 year old self captivated, hypnotized, standing erect in both posture and in the pants. I remember that day clearly and her flower patterned panties. That woman is probably 40 now. And still beautiful I'd like to think.
stigolumpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 10, I turned on the TV to a late(ish) night film with demi Moore as a stripper. That cemented it in my mind. I knew before then when me and a girl would take turns showing each other our private parts in class. Just out of 7 year old curiosity. And I worked out I liked it so kept on doing it.
analectomy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/circlejerk is leaking.
Atfay-Elleybay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade in 1977, 1st crush on Princess Leia.
rvuchini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ricky Martin Livin la Vida Loca video
eenidcoleslaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Backstreet boys confirmed my straightness
Sectiplave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found out in middle school that Ginger spice (Geri Halliwell) had posed nude for some rude magazines, it became my quest to obtain said pictures.
whatmonsters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Went to an all girls school; a lot of my classmates dated one another. I could admit a lot of them were pretty, but I didn't feel anything sexual. Seeing a boy out in the wild however? Hoo mama.
bigbadscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
September 22, 1976
_Cliftonville_FC_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1st Grade.
catnie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was straight when a bi friend kiss me on the mouth and I froze in fear. She was drunk and later apologized.
stalactose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As is customary in my culture, I chose to be heterosexual at a ceremony whose name translates roughly to, "Fuckchoice"
twiddlepipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 12 and Janet smiled at me in class. We went out and I fucked it all up coz I was an immature moron. I'm 53 and still think about.
seebees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
4 years old. The June Taylor dancers on the Jackie Gleeson Show made me 4 year old pp stand up! I told my mama, and she laughed.
7fingersphil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This, this is when I knew.
https://imgur.com/a/jBRiq
yoyourbinbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 my dad left a tape in the VCR. I was trying to watch the goofy movie that watched the night before. I turned it on and was shocked at what I saw. Months later I dug through my dads sock drawer to find the tape. It was at that point I was definitely straight.
W02T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:22 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diana Rigg as seen in The Avengers.
https://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/AR-AI160_RIGG_FR_20141218105207.jpg
I_dont_understandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried sucking a cock once to see if I liked it. I didn't. It was at that moment I realized I was straight.
Rosquita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed a girl and felt nothing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been straight. Then a male mate of mine kissed me out of the blue, in college. And yeah, that only reinforced my straightness.
BuddhaKekz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven of Nine
MemesOnAStick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My best friend and I went to a gym to play badminton, had to take showers there. No reaction. Lots of old men staring at us tho... :I
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nap time in school my teacher would walk around in a dress and I'd pretend to sleep but sneak a peak like a little pervert.
Kiarimarie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew I liked boys. But the moment I knew I was definitely only into guys is a when my hot best friend suggested we make out in front of some people at anime convention when we were 15 and I was just like "nope".
Then she made out with her other female friend later that night at the dance party and I was jealous but still not enough to also make out with her.
I've had other chances to make out with attractive women and similarly just was not interested in kissing them or anything sexual. Maybe I just haven't met the right one haha.
Iggy613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Julie Newmar as Catwoman on Batman reruns.
H83PUTTZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the first grade we had to make a collage from magazines. For whatever reason I thought it'd be a good idea to find every add for women's underwear or bra etc.
My teacher told me to take it home and show my parents as it wasn't okay. I got off the bus and tore it up and threw it in a garbage can.
sekter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember always kissing girls and liking them as far back as I can remember, say 6 years old...
Kirino_Ruri_Harem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always figured I was straight because it was just my default attraction setting, but what semented it in my mind was something my friend said: "Sure it'd be an easier path to take if I was gay, but then I'd have to walk down a road of penises." I always took my straightness for granted without thinking about it, but the disgusting sounding analogy made me realize I had no motivation for dick.
It's not really accurate to profess one's first hard-on as an indicator of straightitude. Many guys are pressured by their environment to exclusively pursue women and assume they're 100% straight, yet some still figure out later they're bi or something else when they become more comfortable with themselves.
And I know I'm still straight now because out in the world my head's on a swivel looking for every attractive girl I can find, but when I look at dudes, there's zero reaction/motivation to keep looking at/for them. The key is what your radar regularly picks up on: Girls, boys, ladies, gentlemen, ladyboys, whatever piques your interest should be something you face honestly.
tatsuedoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had an attractive female ski instructor as a kid.
FelineFupa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:33 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I watched Mulan and saw Li Shang breaking pots without a shirt on. It made me feel things.
breathing intensifies
10lawrencej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I stopped looking in a fun house mirror
scoyne15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found my dad's Playboys when I was 5. No ragrets.
barneyskywalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 5 I used to dream of women rubbing their boobs all over me. Lol
MJTBOOTSSHOE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in kindergarten and we did a dance where everyone would shake their butt while keeping their eyes closed. I peeked every time.
sargentsuicide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started to notice boobs
Extra_Crispy19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you really know until you find out that being gay is a thing and then you're like "oh well that's not how I feel so I guess I'm straight."
I did make out with a guy once tho and felt pretty disgusting so that pretty much confirmed it for me.
OnionPizzaBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haisha4sale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade, parents night at school and someone's junior high aged sister came along. She walked into the classroom wearing one of those semi-baggy knit sweaters that just kinda hang off the boobs. I stared, slowly panned to my left and my buddy John was also just staring, jaw slightly opened. We just started laughing and said. "Man junior high school is going to be amazing!". Little did we know....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:52 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my third grade teacher bent over to help me with my math I suddenly I didn't care that I didn't know all the times tables
Whartooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It all started when I was born
solidus44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sports illustrated swimsuit edition...i was a wee lad
wellshire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The jury's still out on that one.
whorfin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boner when looking at girls.
No boner when looking at guys.
I_Am_Macs_Duster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leonardo DiCaprio during the masquerade ball in Romeo and Juliet. I got butterflies.
He confirmed my straightness when he took up environmental activism. I'm such a Millennial. Dang.
crackhappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching this guy give me a BJ and remember thinking that this really isn't doing anything for me.
So now I know I'm straight for sure.
Schmackie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed a girl and I didnt like it.
Rogue_Titus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:10 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The evil mermaid from the little mermaid always gave me a boner, something about those huge boobs and the conniving attitude.
wiktor20 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... To each their own....
Gamecool_10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 12 years old, I used to use Bing Rewards back when it was called by that name. When I searched to get points I usually just spammed a letter and went all "backspace -> Enter, backspace -> Enter". I went from a to z and... when I got to x...
Yeah, pretty much.
DOSmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spice Girls
danimal630 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:26 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The segment on the man show called "Girls on Trampolines"
patman990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Jennifer Aniston on Friends, I remember trying to guess the process of her having sex. I was 4 so I was way off.
champ_thunderdick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this is what you meant, but I found out I wasn't gay by making out with dudes freshman year of college. Learned I preferred women way more than men, because after that I preferred men 0%.
Also when I was 5 or 6 I'd wake up early and watch Sailor Moon on Cartoon Network cause she was pretty. So I've always been straight in that respect.
LADIES_PM_ME_YO_ASS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush was Teri Hatcher when she played Penny Parker on Macgyver. The 1989 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition with Kathy Ireland sealed the deal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accidentally going to whitehouse.com (NSFW) when I was in 2cnd or 3rd grade.
DomMacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catwoman, Batman Returns.
AboveYou5280 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my dad had me bent over the hood of his car. I really enjoyed working on motors and then boobies came later.
ksiyoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never had a "So this is straight and I like it" moment. I never went through the "girls have cooties stage". One time some girls in second grade tried to pull me into their bathroom (for what purposes, I'm not sure) but I escaped from their grip. And I went over to a girl's house in second grade and she wanted to get naked, but I said no.
Fourth grade was when I had my first real crush on a girl, and I think I was confirmed straight at that point.
ShinyHappyREM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always suspected, but it was confirmed a few years back when I watched a gay porno video.
One of them putting his partner's cock up his ass didn't bother me at all (I had already experimented with anal dildos), but them kissing each other resulted in a negative emotion. (Sorry guys!)
It's also pretty symmetrical with regards to lesbian stuff: lesbian porn is nice, lesbian stories that focus on their emotions and also feature sex feels like the best thing in the world.
Qf3ck3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the age of five. Found porn mags in a bush in the woods. It was a Penthouse and the wangs grossed me out but the girl on girl stuff really intrigued me.
LORDCOSMOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:46 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friends brother had a poster of Cindy Crawford with like ripped up jeans and a bikini top
WhiteBenCarson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Topanga from "boy meets world".
flamebirde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in Castle Anthrax.
DoctorShuckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade, when I had a crush on a girl named Hannah and she was all I could think about. Fairly obvious since then.
dicaprihoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS RIGHT HERE MOTHERFUCKERS THIS RIGHT HERE
Kazzack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade when I learned homosexuality was a thing and thought "nah, girls are pretty fucking great"
CokeDigler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Yvonne Craig went into that caviar. Wow.
smarterthantheaverag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:40 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized I was straight when I found out there were people who were not.
WHOWHATWHY_AZZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:55 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
13 year old me visited pinkworld.com religiously :)
kaytee0120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had a little girl crush (approx 7 years old) on a teenage boy.
jonasnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually i was sort asexual till very late, around age 14-15 id say.
musicalgamer89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on a girl in the first grade. Also, I heard stories in grade school about how the Titanic showed a girl without her top off. I made it my mission to see, because i yearned to know. It was the driving force of my life in a pre-internet household.
l-Came ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1st grade. Her name was Heather. I was hooked on women from then on.
jjwilliams1118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:09 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was my first time seeing someone else's dick, thought it was disgusting. Also the first time I looked at a butt in yoga pants.
Antikas-Karios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I sort of just assumed I would be bisexual tbh. When I was 18 I tried having sex with another man but although he was great (and I felt a platonic affection for him as a friend that bordered close enough to romantic feelings for an inexperienced teenager to confuse the two) when his Penis entered my Anus I had a sudden moment of clarity that pierced through the haze of drink and drugs and I discovered that I was only interested in Women romantically and sexually. and I haven't tried again since. I was quite disappointed that my pool of potential romantic partners had just been halved. Shame really.
fromsdwithlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized Ariel was a complete smoke show around 4-5 years old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6 years, 4 months and 18 days. Why?
rayrayheyhey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:42 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went to see Grease and when Olivia Newton-John came out in that leather get up.... Oh, man.
Sc0rch3d_P0tat03s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Nami from One Piece brought a little extra to Saturday mornings.
Alwaysfrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I noticed a girl in my class had a nice butt. Still an ass man to this day.
-smartcock- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were born that way.
usernumber36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mrudunno. I've never questioned this. I mean it was never a realisation .
SemperFortis201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:20 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 1st grade and i dropped my pencil under the desk and sitting across from me was this girl named kristy who was wearing kind of a school girl outfit with sky blue leggings. I went under the table to get my pencil and i was literally eye level with her crotch. I stared for an good 20 seconds mesmerized and i did not know why, my brain and my penis connected and i got a wee boner and then i realized girls werent icky and dat pussy was life yo but I was to chicken shit to tell her she was fire. Kristy was in all my classes 1st to 8th grade she became one of the most popular girls in middle school and i always had a crush on her but she never noticed me cause i kept to myself suffering in silence like a real G. 21 years later who would have guessed that things would have worked out the way they did cause the stars aligned and i saw her working at the local mall at forever 21 and i realized she was past her prime and gained alot of weight but i would still hit that shit for historical reasons.
ragnaroq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had 5 years and fell in love (well, a crush maybe?) with a girl from 2nd or 3rd grade. She was 1.5 times my size but I liked her a lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a babysitter who was a teenager while I wasn't even ten. I couldn't stop looking at her jiggly bits wondering what was happening under those thin summer clothes. It made me want to crawl up her skirt and live there, I just wanted to touch, squeeze, and feel all of her.
Yeah, I think I might be straight. The boners came later in life, but the fascination was there early on.
oprressivewhiteguy69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:58 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I seen my art teachers thong in 3rd grade after that I would always sit next to her desk and prey on the moment she'd bend down
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pink ranger, Lola bunny...yup lol
Myzyri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second grade. A girl in my class. Couldn't stop thinking about her. Still think about her on occasion (as an adult, not as a kid, you sick bastards!).
Tried to get close, but was friend-zoned. I was smart and in some gifted classes with her. She was really smart and in all the gifted classes. At first I thought I was too dumb for her. Then, in 8th grade, she started dating a guy who was borderline retarded. I just wasn't hot enough for that superficial twat!
But that's ok. She went from the smartest girl in school to being a coke addict. She's about 40 now and still works the register at a local BBQ joint. Same job she's had since she was 16. Sad.
rainbowraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I tried to sleep with a dude and couldn't get it up.
Advocate_Diplomacy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't enjoy having my dick sucked by a guy.
Calfredie01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since forever duh It's supposed to be when you realize you're gay because you think you're straight up until then
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:29 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was real young I had a crush on Cecilia from the movie were back! A dinosaurs story, I thought Damn, I need a horny girl like that in my life
Elbiotcho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madonna's Material Girl video. I was about 5 years old
Takamoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten no fucking joke this girl sat on my dick under the slide on the playground. I remember getting super hard was the first time I ever had a boner I think
constovich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 10 and I realized that I had a wet dream about this annoying girl in band class. Jill, you were cute and your annoying features drove me crazy.
Balzaak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:17 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw Austin Powers when I was about 5 or 6... Elizabeth Hurley made me feel all tingly inside, I would watch that movie lying prone on the ground and wonder why I felt so good. 21 now and she still has that effect on me haha.
Curmugeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nyoka the Jungle Glrl comic book and Ava Garner in One Touch of Venus. OMG!
DMG-INC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since it's the norm I doubt anyone really gave it any thought.
Indigoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably shortly after considering that there was an alternative.
Greeneyedlemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born this way.
lemmonclimber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 I saw topless women in a discovery channel documentary about a tribe in Africa.
Diabeetush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:28 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting crushes on girls later on in middle school. Confirmed the suspicion that I was straight when I became good friends with a girl and dated her for a while in HS; went from someone who'd rather stay at home all day to someone who wanted to stay longer at school so I could spend my free time with her.
jluna44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 9 and was watching American pie and the rest is history
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boobs.
thetoiletman1104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first laid eyes on the lovely women of Austin powers aged about 10
Jacob_Nuly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw a penis in a porn video and instantly lost my erection. I still can't manage to stay hard if I can see another man's penis. I had suspected I was straight before then, but that's when I became certain.
engineer68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crushed on a girl in pre-school. to me, she was adorable. now i only crush on 40 yr old girls. fortunately, none of them know.
no1survivalist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
familiarlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not sure
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next up on askreddit: Men of Reddit when did you first realize you had a penis?
dont_look_at_my_face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching this girl play volleyball in PE. She was really bad at it, her serves couldn't clear the net; I found it adorable. I thought to myself "damn, it sure is hot when girls are bad at sports." Later in that same class, the girls team captain was doing these jump serves and absolutely killing it. I thought to myself "damn, it sure is hot when girls are good at sports..." After mulling it over I began to realize that the key commonality between these two observations was that indeed girls are hot, no matter what they're doing.
your_toy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually had a kinky when I was 5 where I was tied up by girls. It felt like a nightmare but I actually really liked it. Oh and I remember finding girls' thighs very nice to look at when I was in 4th or 5th grade
DX_Tb0nE_XD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:35 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The little mermaid
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 21 and had sex with a member of the opposite sex.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess when I first heard that some dudes are gay and it didn't make any sense to me?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching the Benny Hill show... at 4 years old.
Chumbolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:01 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Graciala Rivas. Kindergarten. She's still hot and she's 36 now. I always knew how to pick em.
Solarbowler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in preschool I had two girl-friends at the same time. They were into sharing me. It was fun.
SqeeSqee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4. Saw princess leia in the slave bikini. I liked girls.
sabbo_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:43 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i saw OPs mom
TeamJim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:32 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've just not realized I'm bi yet.
letmereaddamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the shower scene in the tomb raider movie, and when she was like " A lady should be modest"
pixie_led ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was always crushing on cute male stars as a pre-teen. Never gave the females a second thought.
kedavo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5th grade. Saw my first boob. Only one, but it was enough. A girl's tank top hung loose.
Nashtalia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did you just assume my sexuality?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about three and the blue eyed, sandy haired, adorable Bill kissed me on the cheek and I blushed. (Yes. I remember all of this.)
nanoakron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 9 and visiting Norway with my parents. Holy shit one of those girls at the hotel check in desk was hot.
SonOfZaknafein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four years old. Also, Jessica Rabbit.
Master_Tallness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I had sex with a girl I was 100% sure. There was always the tiniest bit of doubt, just didn't want to ignore the possibility.
reg-o-matic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At age 5 or 6 playing "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" with the girl across the street.
I knew right away that I wanted more of that.
mistertims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used to watch "those" channels late when my parents thought I had Scooby Doo on. You remember, those scrambled, miss mashed ones that if you looked just right you could see a nipple and hear 1/4 of what was going on. Then I discovered the internet and life was never the same
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About age 8 when I fell in love with Phoebe from The Wonder Years.
Jim_jordan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a little kid I watched The Mask and saw Cameron Diaz.
Haynzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like most guys born between 90 till like 98 yeah pink ranger yo. Oh ma gawd
kisschicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had Cinemax in my room when I was 4-years old. Found out soon after that.
Some_Weeaboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 11.
oversleepandchill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I liked the way it felt when the opposite sex was touching my nether regions
Stoutyeoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the first time I saw a girl ever, lol. I'm pretty sure I had a crush on a girl in 1st grade.
The_UnApologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kissed a girl in grade two. I think that's the earliest memory I have of being attracted to girls. There might be even earlier examples similar to this. I don't remember though. We both got in trouble for it. Both our parents were called and they made a big deal about it.
GrifStone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 3. I was shopping with my mom and we went through the bra department and yeah. You know the rest.
Optewe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in the grocery store with my mom and when I saw the magazines near the register (Cosmo, etc), I started singing the words "beautiful girlsssss" over and over again. Yeah that was it
vguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The underwear section of my mom's sears catalogue.
cgtdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably around the age of 6. Saw a chick with a big ol' ass in a grocery store. Shit was awkward as fuck, as I had no idea what my body was doing or why it was doing it.
pokexchespin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TBH I don't think I like any type of genitals, they all seem pretty gross, but I'm definitely romantically straight, and I guess the earliest thing was when I had a preschool crush, but it wasn't really solidified until two years ago when I fell head over heels for a girl who actually like me back. Too bad she stopped liking me before we could date :/.
sdzk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade, thought all the older girls with braces were hot
ECU_BSN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably during the Duran Duran era
kittysub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I started to think about my answer to this question. Then I stopped because what am I doing? I'm more bipolar than a refrigerator magnet.
MarqueeSmyth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I couldn't get off with a guy without thinking of a girl.
tweeniewan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 8 i walked into a grocery store and for some reason they had actual PORN magazines in there, not censored or anything. I stayed in that store for at least 3 hours a day
yak_hunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found a stack of playboys in my friend's house When I was 8. We looked at them every weekend for months.
epulari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually got with a girl for a little while (no more than 2 weeks), y'know just to be really sure...
...back on solids now.
tweeniewan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP should make this NSFW
ilikecamelsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was probably 6-7 and had the biggest crush on Snap the elf from those Rice Crispies commercials. Oh, and Trunks from DBZ. Was majorly crushing on that guy.
MyLegitimateAccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not so sure I'm straight.
PickledWilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were making some sort of personal sketchbook (?) in primary school. 50% of mine consisted of cutouts from the lingerie section of the Argos catalogue. My mum found it.
JasonFS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I went into the "gay category" because at age 14 you question your own sexuality,after that I said never again.
CrowKaneII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once thought about weather I was gay or not.
I was like... Man, this is gay.
robertDouglass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. It was the first time I was cognizant of being attracted to girls.
Mr-Marshmallow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, this isn't /r/circlejerk?
DankeyKang11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I loved when my 3rd grade English teacher wore this tight sweater. Couldn't quite figure out why, but it made feel all good inside.
Then a couple years later I was like "oh yeah, boobs"
NFLinPDX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid, I knew I was interested in women when the girls started getting boobs and I really wanted to see those boobs. Finding a stash of porn magazines at age 9, confirmed it.
Also, later in life, after relationship troubles, I gave some consideration to the possibility that I might have interest in men, but it only cemented that I'm definitely straight. Simply put, I cannot imagine being intimate with a guy. My head can't plug a guy into the situation of, for instance, the awesome feeling of the first kiss between myself and a woman I started dating. It is absolutely divine, but mentally trying to put a guy in place of the girl caused the flow of ideas and wonder to come to a clunky halt.
In short: zero romantic attraction to men.
goalstopper28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a Red Sox game and the girl in front of me had this red dress on with holes on the side. I think she was on a date with a guy but I wish I was on a date with her.
rclouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was in first or second grade. Parents took me along to a dinner party hosted by a man who didn't like children. He put me in his den with some coloring books and crayons.... and a stack of Playboy and Penthouse magazines.
Let me tell you something. Those magazines were AWESOME.
imathrowawayreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First discovered I liked the ladies when I found my brother's porn stash when I was in the 3rd grade. Then, I decided I needed to start my own and began hoarding department store catalogs for the "toy" section...Those models in the underwear section got me through early puberty (parents found my brothers porn stash).
GrumpyMike5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stayed up late to watch adult swim stuff...flipping through channels, found bikini destinations. A show showing girls on random beaches in bikinis!
trashnipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime after i graduated, i was looking back and realized my "best friend" was attracted to me. He told me he wasnt into me so i believed him. There was few moments that stuck me with such as him letting me sleeping in his room and then him trying to give me hickeys. God im dense.
flashdordonlightfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around 8 think
OUR_NEW_USERNAME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four and playing doctor with my neighbor. I realized how amazing vagina's were. I never looked back.
battle_tits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Desperado happened. I was 15 and knew Antonio was the one for me.
wowcheckered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I'm camping with a bunch of other guys and the whole campground is filled with 90% guys and across the way I hear a woman's voice and my head just turns automatically. Never worth it where I camp tho.
Squisheno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was in second grade. The teacher had us gathered around a table and she was at the end of it. Dropped my pencil and when I reached down to get it, I looked to my left and saw her pink undies. I then stood up and went to the restroom to touch my self.
E_Z_Ray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade me just hit puberty and couldn't look away from a nice ass
Atrus2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2nd or 3rd grade. I looked down one of my summer camp counselors shirt when she was picking something up and saw boobs and a bra. Not sure why I felt the way I did but I knew it was awesome.
Thewondersoverboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That vagina looks disgusting
Joshfu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was getting blown by a friend of my moms and I was not into it AT ALL. So I was pretty sure that meant I was not gay. Also, it could have just been that I was 8. I will never actually know.
CriminalMacabre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
German porn abandoned in the mounts near my house, I shit you not.
Also confirmed when a TV night with a friend turned into a porno
edwartica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 5, I had a crush on my baby sitter. I said I wanted to marry her. She always called me her future fiancรฉ.
mister_miner_GL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
daisy duke at age 5
wanted to do something to that ass, just wasn't sure what
BuddyOtt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My 4th grade teacher was petit with very large breasts... I had trouble concentrating and kept being caught daydreaming. It was so bad I almost failed 4th grade.
When I returned to school after summer break I found out she was going to be my 5th grade teacher too...
pizdolizu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I was a little kid, as long as I can remember, I felt a tingling sensation in my groin seeing women's/girls reproductive organs. Didn't think I was straight, just confused not knowing what's going on. Felt good though...
duntchwishugnu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bra adds in the paper I delivered from age 11-15
crischu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized it , I just assumed everyone was like that. I have only been atracted to girls so I guess I am straight.
UmCeterumCenseo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think when I was 4y old. I've had several girlfriends when I was still a ยฑ5y old boy. My parents have pages in a photo book with my girlfriends when I was that little boy. I was a true player back now that I think about it.
I just loved women, holy shit. I remember being in love with my uncle's girlfriend and always trying to sit next to her.
I also truly loved boobs ever since I can remember. I remember having Dragon Ball Z stickers and I was in love with this one woman and especially her boobs. I've still got the sticker on my old bookshelf at my parents' place.
BLUNTYEYEDFOOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Lange, Tootsie.
Ozzdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" music video. Cyndi Lauper herself, actually. There's a moment inthe video where she's kicking her feet in the air, and you see a little bit of her lacy undergarments. I was mesmerized.
Dionysus232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christian Slater. Ohhh god.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade. I fell in love with a girl named Tal Summer. Was heartbroken when she moved to Israel. Had a thing for Jewish brunettes ever since. Married one too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not sure.
BustedFlush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very young, probably around 6 or 7. I don't know if it was a 'realization of straightness'; I certainly wouldn't call it that - I was at some sort of park, or maybe a little neighborhood thing - the kind now where there would be those inflatable jumping houses, but I don't think those existed in the 70's. I think there was a slide though, and there was a teen aged girl, like an employee or volunteer helping kids with the slide and I just remember thinking she was really beautiful. It wasn't even overtly sexual, I didn't have to hide a boner, just an appreciation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touched a vagina.ive been a sucker for them since.
RavixOf4Horn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But haven't we all? (Touched a vagina, that is)
larrieuxa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i find so many more women than men hot, so i'm not sure if i ever really did figure out i'm straight.
JZPotter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always.
C_g22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(girl here) When I was 7 and I kissed a guy backstage of my elementary school play. Best feeling ever had, other than sex
Jumpingflounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 1st grade I had a dream about this girl in class
Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I did. I just assumed I was like my family in that way. The existence of another option wasn't brought up until after I had experienced my first mini-crush.
HEBIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a cute guy and thought "wish I was that good looking!" Saw a sexy chick and my twig and giggle berries did a little jiggle.
Earthsoundone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, it took about 25 years until I met the girl I will be marrying. Before that I didn't really care about gender. Still don't I guess. Does the fact that I'll only be having sex with a woman for the rest of my life make me straight? Doesent really matter I guess
Noclue55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After being physical with two guys in highschool realized i wasn't into men.
Just doesn't do it for me, and i regretted it after.
I'm pretty sure though i have been hit on/approached by more gay guys then girls.
AlexanderS4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My juvenile crush on Kari Byron.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw a girls feet. Guys don't have feet like that
DaftZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman made my little boy brain stupid
erb149 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw titties for the first time and got a boner
DieFanboyDie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman.
John_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to marry this girl in second grade. We went on a "date" (our parents took us to the Scooby Doo movie and let us watch by ourselves) ... Gave her a ring and a box of heart candies. I peaked at a young age.
EchoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized my belts and shoes didn't match.
LuvinMclovin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 15. Field trip to another state. A girl I met on the trip age 16 asks me to come to my room to do homework. She comes in and strips naked. It was at that point that I knew 100% unequivocally that I was not gay.
Zebramouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elisha Cuthbert, Popular Mechanics for Kids. I don't remember what the show was about. I'm assuming machines or some shit.
SlickStretch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After 6th grade summer vacation, I came to school for 7th grade. There were boobs, and it was good.
FallenGoalie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
puberty.
dredpiratroberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When that cute French girl transferred into my third grade class.
LavamonsterH2O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in third grade and my teacher was a milf. At the time I didn't know what a milf was, but my body knew.
battlew1se ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. The girls would kiss me in that innocent kind of way. I liked it. I don't remember why, but I liked it. Getting kisses in kindergarten was way easier than middle school.
joe40001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I heard about gay people and realized I wasn't that.
knifewieldingpanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When u saw them ladies in the bikini-magasin at the age of 7.
sorrowland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When at a sleepover a friend of mine asked if he could put his penis in my butt.
True story.
ProbablyDisagreeing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I looked at a female member of the human race with lust and arousal- I was 7.
floataway3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A young digital privateer browsing the pirate bay before I learned what adblock was.
p-air18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch only lesbian porn for a good minute when I was younger. And every time I accidentally clicked on one with a p*nis in it, it'll make my body cringe.
0pportunistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was six, and I got a warm feeling while watching Don Johnson in Miami Vice.
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that people can be straight, and like gay sex.
Trudemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is really easy to be unsure about your own orientation when you haven't actually had any sexual or romantic experience with somebody. As soon I did finally get that experience, I immediately knew that I was in fact straight.
MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My kindergarten teacher wanted to hold me back because I couldn't skip. I think that's the official point.
earthboy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2nd grade me (8y/o) got a special feeling.
greengo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A good answer to this question would be how you perceived the same sex when you reached puberty. As a straight male, I just knew women were.. hot, and awesome and intriguing when I reached a certain age. Girls who considered a guy "hot" in school was a mystery to me, it was just inexplicable, I had no barometer for what made a guy attractive physically because I didn't understand their perspective. I think as you get older, stuff like that becomes a bit more clear, and you can appreciate how other people see things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There were some hotties in my kindergarten class
Davidbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOW!
TheBahamaLlama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten when I found my dad's playboys, cut out the pictures because I liked them, and took them to school to share with my friends.
Dear_Occupant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have to say it was after that time I took a bunch of meth and let my buddy rail me bareback for about five hours. After my prostate became engorged and my dick was spraying powder from having so many orgasms I decided that gay sex just isn't for me.
SartorialThane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thursday.
rukioish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swimsuit editions of sports illustrated. Always loved the one's where they wore the least amount of bathing suit. EDIT: as a kid with no internet. It sprang forth from there.
Gain4010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stacy's mom.
She really had it going on.
Lawrencewithahobbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 14 and thought I had a crush in my maths teacher (which would have made me gay). Realised that it was just major respect for him and have only had feelings for girls since (didn't have feelings for guys before either).
BigSamsKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Typed in boobs on YouTube. Liked the results.
Etherius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I asked "there are men attracted to other men? Weird!"
About that time
Zyedikas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got my first crush in kindergarten. Pretty simple Id say.
Twin_Nets_Jets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw Famke Janssen in X Men. I was in love.
funky_monkery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When 'Batman & Robin' (1997, so I was 4 or 5 at the time) came out and I saw Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. No way my body was 'ready' to even make a boner at the time but I still kissed the Hell out of the VHS box cover.
I still go crazy for a woman in green....
Jazz4Dayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably about 11 or 12 a neighbor friend who I use to hang with told me about a site called sexyfuckgames.com. later found a video being advertised of a chick sucking a dude off. Late found better videos but I'll always remember that first one.
ThoseStarbucksLovers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I learned what it meant for one to be gay or bisexual, and realized that this didn't describe me.
(It wasn't until much later that I heard of other sexualities besides those three. I now would consider myself a hetroromantic asexual, which technically isn't straight, but doesn't really put me in the LGBT community either)
HoboTheDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about five years old and got my first crush on the 18-year-old counselor at camp. I guess I've always liked older men.
SurpriseMyInbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The second I had a dick in my mouth....I'm a dude.
MVBsq10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found my grade 4 teacher extremely attractive. She's still really good looking
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mother is an artist, so she had books on anatomy full of naked women.
There were many trips to the bathroom with those.
VenomousDucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Blanche from Golden Girls for the first time. OMG
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found out a can of Bag Balm is useful for more than just chapped lips.
piepie526 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my gay friend got me drunk and gave me a blowjob. Yup, definitely not gay!
toastandtoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a child I watched the music video for all the things she said.
hab1b ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fist time I watched Singled Out
skamsibland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I always knew.
ddk123456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JLo and that green dress
Wonka_Vision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've just always found the male body to be kinda gross.
IMayBeHitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pam Anderson running down the beach.
huntergage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 years old... the Internet if fun
zach4shiraz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I Question it everyday. Keep going back to women. Must be a clear hint somewhere.
mrsdrz0idberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I always fantasized about the men in movies, like Indiana Jones, but then in high school, I got a crush on a girl, so I wasn't sure. But when I started thinking about kissing her, I felt nauseous, so I guess it wasn't really a crush, but more like I just wanted to be her. And I've kissed a couple of girls before and it was nice, but it didn't "do it" for me.
Jerkychew86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i found out there were gay people.
Hillbillycadilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FARAH FAWCET POSTER!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade I wanted to stand next to this one girl named Julia all the time. That's when I realized I liked girls.
When I got to college I realized that guys were attractive too and now I'm coming to grips that I might be slightly bisexual.
I haven't told anyone and probably won't. I don't like guys enough to actually want to have sex with a man
chachi969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7 and I kissed Jessica Freeman. I still love you Jessica.
UpvoteForPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten hottie.
FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was definitely those old Girls Gone Wild commercials. I used to stay up late just to watch back to back half hour blocks of ads, and I would never do that shit if I didn't really like what I saw.
And then a couple years later, I discovered Skinemax. Ahhh, memories.
Kesseleth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought for a while I was bisexual, not because of any actual evidence but because I thought it was the "right" way to be in that I should be able to be with any person of any gender (I now realize that I wasn't considering hermaphrodites but I was a little kid so whatever). I honestly don't recall any moment in my early childhood during which I realized I wasn't bi, but I definitely knew I liked girls because one time, when I was, I dunno, eight or so, I went to the pool with another family whose daughter was near my age ( can't recall exactly). For some reason that I am not aware of, instead of changing in the locker room, she stripped entirely naked and put on her swimsuit in the registration room. I don't recall any strange looks but undoubtedly there were a few.
Later that day, when we were leaving, she stripped entirely naked out of her swimsuit again to put on her clothes. No, I don't know why.
Tzaddik_1726 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend and me were hanging with a couple who were mutual friends. We guys were joking about kissing as guys may do. The girls thought we wouldn't so we went for it and frenched. Did absolutely nothing for me whatsoever and found that I'm completely straight.
squall113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 6 years old watching Snow White and I remember thinkin, "damn I'd bang the shit outta her"
crispy48867 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grade school by about 4th grade.
pepetito456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 3rd grade my crush leaned over the table in front of me. When I looked up her shirt was sagging so much I could see her nipple. That is when I discovered the meaning behind a boner.
hellmasterx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disney movies..
MasonEllowyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 22 and still not sure!
jelvinjs7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At 16 I determined that I have never felt sexually attracted to a man, but I have been to a number of women. I think it's a safe assumption that that will hold true for the remainder of my life.
And if it doesn'tโฆ cool.
esteliohan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I always sorta assumed I was. Then Han Solo in Empire Strikes Back Happened and I knew for sure. I was 8 when I saw it.
baileysweaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In middle school when I first kissed a girl ๐ญ It was okay, but I liked kissing boys better.
DrWillisMckoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babysitter put on Return of the living dead, that pink haired punk nympho was my first set of sexy breasteses
bmadz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being about 4 years old and imaging I was surrounded by tons of beautiful women. I remember thinking I would be married to multiple hot women.
anonymousls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first grazed over the bra section of Walmart catalogs, boobs are great.
pregnantbitchthatUR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugs bunny in a dress
just_mark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 3 1/2 and noticed mini skirts. I absolutly no clue what to do with them but was fascinated.
dleesaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'
avgjoegeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I walked in on a naked Greek Goddess at age 8? I knew for sure at that moment... I was indeed into the opposite sex.
jackson10slippin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I had sex with a dude
DrAlWazzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a picture of a naked girl and my dick got hard.
MC_BamBam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy in 6th grade showed me Skin-amax for the first time...and i loved those boobies.
xXxwiskersxXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grade 3 my friend and I discovered pornography. I knew right away that I wanted more of that feeling that naked women gave me
Laoscaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sears catalog underwear section.
questionmark693 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elementary school I had this massive crush on a girl named Lilly
fukitol- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never questioned it. Always liked seeing boobs.
trav1th3rabb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was able to tell if a guy was physically attractive yet not feel attracted to them
HRhelpTossOUT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 4-5
talkingtoilet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Made out with a fellow girl who I thought I had a crush on. In a hot tub. Naked.
It did nothing for me. Turns out I just really wanted to be her friend.
I only thought I may have been a lesbian because I was a virgin and guys never showed interest. Now I've had a good dickin and I'm much less insecure around guys which in turn means they're less weirded out about me and willing to dick me.
eXawSt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found out what straight and homosexual meant.
koreanologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For as long as I can remember.
showerdrainthoughts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
22.
MontyBellamy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baywatch
altiro15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hold this
722thom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came across ratemyboobs.com when I was like 9.
GuerrillaMonsoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saved by the bell. Kelly Kapowski.
tjmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3-years-old. Foghorn leghorn dressed up like a female chicken. Hello, boner city! Had no fucking idea what was going on back then.
Still love chicken. Haven't fucked one, though. At least not in real life.
DoinItDirty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First crush in second grade. On a sixth grader. She actually went on to date on of my buddies for a while in my 20s and I didn't even realize it. Never brought it back up.
butterdart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I kissed a few people of the same gender, and realized it just didn't do anything for me.
Walker_ID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i was a kid in the 80's i saw porky's revenge
the opening scene when Inga unzipped her gown and pulled it to the side........... to this day still gets me
scene is at 2:30
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2jagmj she does another in the graduation at the end of the movie
KitchenSwillForPigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sword fighting scene in The Princess Bride. Da-amn.
ottoman_tangent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i was fighting with my friend who was pretending to be darth vader as a child and every time i lost a light sabre duel he woud plunge his sabre so far inside me i cried .at that point i decided that if i was going to have light sabre duels i would either win or force my sabre into him .anyway shortly afterwards a girl down the road joined our playing and she was either really bad at light sabre fights or intentionally lost every time ,damn, that girl ended up being smashed by darth vader and myself , over and over
vylum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
michelle pfeiffer in tight black latex
mitch13815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I remember is playing a Freddi Fish game and there are a bunch of "sexy" fish burlesque dancers that pull up their skirts to show the fluffy bloomers they wore back in the days. I was wondering why my shorts were getting smaller.
DenTwann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went for the first time to the yearly check up doctor. She was hot.. And so was my dick..
Fizzlefazzle_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time i saw Kelly Kapowski
younggun92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I figured out what the difference between gay and straight was.
pladdapus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I used to search "big boobs" on my '98 Mac, and try to cover it up with searches of "big bob" because I didn't know how to clear search history.
adrianslont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can remember being interested in girls when I was five. I would guess the interest started earlier but I can't specifically remember.
Basketball_Jorts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: child boners
redmustang04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Played smear the queer when I was 8. I had no idea what a queer was at that time, but I didn't want to be one after playing that game. One of those games you don't want your children to play anymore.
Shizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime around the spring of '93, while watching the Steven Seagal movie "Under Siege" at home on VHS. Seeing Erika Eleniak's bare breasts in the scene where she pops out of the cake made me a man.
j0ykid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
around the time that I started wanting a boyfriend REAL BAD
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading Penthouse Letters around 10 years old, I always imagined myself in the position of the character the same sex as me.
beast_nuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A girl in preschool showed me her underwear and I was like, "Cool."
confusedash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 years old, when i started getting a crush on a 9 year old boy.
Razerface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 3 i had 2 girl friends at day care. Apparently i got in trouble for kissing them and hitting boys who talked to them. I dont remeber but my parents do.
zsadistxbella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When he put his dick in my mouth.
spoiler: No Longer Bicurious
Chachmaster3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never did. I mean I think I'm straight, but with so much focus on sexuality it sort of makes being a challenge sometimes. Can I just be? Maybe I'll get a sexual favor from the same sex and think nothing of it. Why think nothing of it? Heh, why think anything of it? It's my life, not yours
GibsonLP86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was confused a bit when younger. Went on a date with a guy and he tried to kiss me. I didn't feel like it was the right thing. So. Straight!
ILoveThisWebsite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade I couldn't stop looking at this girl. After school, thinking of her made me so happy. It was before puberty so it was a pure attraction.
typicalredditor8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 and there was a movie on video called Never Talk to Strangers that had a sex scene in it with Rebecca Demornay. I kept renting it and after like the 47th week of renting it in a row, my Dad figured out why.
Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 15% https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/never_talk_to_strangers/
conman987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 1st grade or so and developed a monster crush on this cute girl in my class, but I didn't know how to express it so I just tried to awkwardly sit next to her any time I could, then pick on her because I was a stupid little 7 year old.
LetThemEatCake11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing Gavin Rossdale sing "Glycerine" in the rain on MTV Spring Break
fuber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my cousin would play doctor and I was her patient, till my mom caught us one day.
Murder_Boners ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I couldn't choose to be gay.
hyde04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade
musigalglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've preferred the company of boys and wanted them to notice me for literally my entire living memory.
WhyIsTheCeilingWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must say, I saw the women playing volleyball on the beach, and I haven't looked back since
KronoakSCG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
age 6 when a girl made me blush when she said she thought i was cool for knowing how to read
KronoakSCG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or maybe age 4 when i stole my sisters barbies for naked mud wrestling, no clue how i got that idea in my head, i blame my two brothers
BoyceKRP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a rather late bloomer, it wasn't even after my first kiss or first time jerking it to big boobs. It was after my first time getting head (which was after my first time having sex). My god. That was heaven, and I knew I wanted her around for a while.
Captain_Plane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm male, and I was first had crushes on girls when I was eight. But I'd say I wasn't sure that I was straight until I was 23, and kissed a man for the first time, to see what it was like. It was the least erotic experience of my life. Apart from one time I accidentally ate fish thinking it was a potato cake, that was pretty unerotic too.
Pokiarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think about 7? One of my sisters friends thought I was really cute (as in cute kid) and would plant my face in her tits for a hug. I started trying to get my sister to invite her over and I would walk over to her house to say hi but would just stand there and blush.
mortalomena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I watched gay porn.
eulbeikcaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i was a kid and home improvement started... hey, JTT, where you at??
SnesorNESIamtheBEST ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know for 100% certainty until I was 17. I was a late bloomer and while all my friends were obsessing over the opposite sex I didn't really care too much either way so I had always thought I might be gay. Then one night at a party I saw 2 of my gay friends tongue kiss while I was right next to them and I almost threw up all over both of them. Now I have a stomach of steel but seeing that made it turn like nothing else in my life ever has and I am all for equality but something inside me doesn't like seeing guy on guy stuff evidently. And that was the moment I knew 100% for sure that I was straight.
Frozen_Esper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone here has these porn/sex stories, lol. I just remember being five and thinking that I really wanted to kiss my female best friend, because I thought she was smart and cute. Then I thought it would make her upset, so I bottled it up and began my life of emotional turmoil. ;)
brockapottamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was watching Titanic on VHS on the floor and could no longer lay on my stomach.
OptiCrunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Victoria's Secret magazines my mother ordered when I was in elementary school. I would take it, use it, then meticulously replace it in the exact location so as not to arouse suspicion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The constant boners caused by the cute substitute teacher's cameltoe. That was enough to make me see that my straightness was a hard fact.
sadmatt1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching an episode of Malcolm in the Middle with my grandpa where Reese starts messing around with the token girl at school with huge tits. There was some sort of profile shot of the tits and my 9 year old boner skyrocketed. That was the day I knew
FattyMooseknuckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder Woman
dasignint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was attracted to females at around age 5. I didn't learn what gay was until around 8, so technically that would be when I realized I was straight.
nattykate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been told I had a "bf" when I was 4. But the first memory I have around boys was really fancying this 20 year old farmer who had come in to school and was showing us kids how to loop n rope (possibly other things but all i remember is the rope ). I remember looking at him and wanting him. I would gwt all giggly around him too. I was 5
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a major crush on the girl from Poltergeist when I was about 8 years old. Then she died, and I swore I would never love again.
akz191 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trinity from The Matrix
applebeesplatters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that it was a choice! I was like, I could be gay or I could be straight... I was like hmm it seems easier to be straight. So there ya go!
mortalomena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alot of you guys are telling me you are straight if you get a boner from the opposite sex. Thats not true, you still might be bi.
yxlist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, they're not telling you. They're telling everyone on this thread. If you're going to argue semantics and intention you may as well go for the gusto! ;)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a realization. It was a normal progression of sexual awareness.
arttic00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw pink in a music video. I had to hide my preteen boner.
ptwonline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in second grade. Got on the city bus after school and the cutest girl in our class called my name, and pointed my attention to an ad over the window. It was a woman's behind in a pair of panties.
Of all the people on the crowded bus, why did she call MY attention to it? I guess she knew. And at that moment I was pretty sure too.
MacSteele13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born this... hey, wait a minute!
kaymad41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always known although at one time I wished I was a boy. Thank God my parents ignored that.
satur9chyld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little I found myself really liking-liking both male and female characters on TV/movies. I would randomly develop "crushes" on members of either gender. Then, in middle school, when I had a crush on a boy and noticed my mind going places re: what naughty things we could do with our bodies, and noticing my body feeling funny at the thoughts, I decided that I liked boys. I did continue to find females attractive, even sexually appealing, but really not in the same way (i.e., not involving me and the person doing naughty things together), and certainly not to the same extent.
RedJujuCell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was this chick at our local supermarket deli (probably in her 20s , i was about 8-10 years old) that I would always love seeing, and i would always tell my mom that she was pretty. A couple years later, i discovered porn and then i knew that women are really pretty and i love them.
thefifthscallop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preschool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought was "what the fuck, is this a joke" and then I realized that this must be how gay people feel
klucas31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Lola Bunny in Space Jam ๐ฏ
bokskar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that deep down I always knew I was straight, but it only sank in once I discovered masturbation.
JeffBuckleysGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the cover of rolling stone with the Spice Girls on it when I was 13 or 14. There was no doubt.
ASCII_27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kept insisting that I was "open to anything," and I guess I am. But eventually (as a guy) I just kissed enough guys that I got to the point that... wanting to be inclusive of everybody just don't make you bisexual or gay.
I like women. Just cause I'm not hypersensitive about same-sex touching--it's not for me. I guess I figured that out at about 20~21 years old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the priest touched me and I got a boner.. wait.. what?
Die_Nadel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There were many years I wandered confused about sex and girls... I mean eww. Then, the summer between sixth and seventh grades my step-sisters best friend kissed my pee-pee and game over dudes, straight as an arrow. Well, and boobs.
thenotoriousbtb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a boner watching Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.
UncleSampsonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to like magazines so my mom used to give me her magazines thinking that I was just going through a phase, little did she know I only wanted them for the models. I was around 6 at this time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew for sure when I was young. I tried to jack off thinking about a dude. Wasn't happening.
theman83554 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About the time I found out that guys can like guys. I was all "oh, that's a thing. Whatever." Then I found a GF, and cemented my straightness.
HugeHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After getting shit on my dick.
blitzkreig31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw my 7th standard teacher on the first day of school after summer break.
II_Confused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw boobs while watching National Lampoon's Vacation with my family (The original, not the sequels or the reboot).
ShadowJaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I heard a girl say it was weird kissing another girl because there was no scruff.
GuyIncognito84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cake scene in under siege
Rimbosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Princess Leia in the golden bikini, watching Return of the Jedi in the theater. 9 years old.
lostintranslation_92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going to the liquor store with my parents because they liked to buy lottery tickets when I was 4. One day I wondered off into the magazine section and wondered why some magazine were blocked by a black panel. I pulled one out, and I was greeted by a topless blonde haired woman with huge tits. My parents had to pry me away from the magazine while the owner laughed his ass off.
ChaChrisma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6, and saw bruce almighty for the first time. The scene where Catherine Bell and Jim Carrey were all alone in the room is where I knew I wanted that some day. (Minus the love affair)
chubbsw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7-8 and had a dream I was making out with Jean Grey from X-Men.
Televisions_Frank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kris Bryant's beautiful eyes did nothing for me.
JoshwaarBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The music video for Britney Spears' 'Toxic'
It made me uncomfortable, but I just wanted to keep watching and I didn't know why.
hunt_the_gunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennifer c, year 3.
It was what wet dreams were made of
metaphrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, sometime in my 20s? I really wasn't sure how I could be sure, so I tried different things and found I really only liked sex with people who had genitals that were the opposite of mine. I mean, I REALLY liked that! And had no reaction to kissing same-type-genital persons. I guess I suspected that was the case, but as a young, science-minded person, I did the research before drawing any conclusions.
tuckedfexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I moved in the fall as I was going into 7th grade, from the PNW to Dallas. It was a bit of a culture shock and I was a pretty shy/soft spoken kid so some people thought that meant I was gay haha. I hadn't really given it much thought, but I was like "well shit, maybe I am?". I was a little confused for awhile cause I hadn't really given it much thought, a little while later Jennifer Lopez's "get right" video was playing a bunch on mtv and I probably jerked off to that a thousand times, and that pretty much settled that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paula Abdul video premiere, opposites attract, i remember seeing that and thinking, I dont like girls... i love girls! Haha
ShadwNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade when my best friend at the time kissed me on the nose. Thought I was going to marry her at the time. Unfortunately for me she moved in like third grade. It sucks even more cause she's really attractive now and has a lot of the same interests I do...
whatever I'm not salty about it...
RonIsIZe_13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ariel from the little mermaid. Top half at least
onewingwazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing this on cable... which I taped on vhs the next time it aired for... 'science'...https://vimeo.com/84421103 (thank you late night USA programming!)
godiebiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel strange considering normal behavior becoming "abnormal" !!
therealme23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad had a pretty large collection of Sports Illustrated magazines. They always had a girl on the front and one section about the covergirl, with her posing half naked. I'd sneak into his room and look at both cover and the section with wonder.
xxAkirhaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 7th grade and this girl bent over to pick up a pen she dropped in a low cut shirt. That sealed the deal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 8 or 9, we had these three girls who lived next door. One time when I was over the older sister of the three walked into the kitchen with only a bra on in pajama shorts, I still remember those tits to this day.
schindigrosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
April O'Niel
Nubenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batgirl in the original batman (cheesy Adam West version). That sparkly purple suit was something else. My 10 year old brain had no idea why I couldn't stop watching that show.
Kerby233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awkward boners to boobs :-)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Realized that everytime I thought about girls I liked, I got a boner. I had no idea why it happened or what it meant but I thought it was cool that I could get a boner on command. With little kid logic, I thought it would work with anyone so I thought about my friend Kenny. Kenny failed to get me erect
BloodRedTed26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kate Winslet in Titanic. Mom did a bad job covering my eyes.
Anivair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I think I first knew I was into girls in the second or third grade. A girl across the street and I played a sweet game called "sex" where my penis went in her vagina. It was exciting, but I don't think I really had a legit crush on a girl for another year (this adorable girl named Karla).
But I didn't really know I was straight till high school, when I stopped to think about whether I could be into dudes. In college I became certain because my mother called and asked if I was gay (passive aggressively) and I thought, "man, it would be so great if I could date a man just to piss her off". Turns out, I'm straight.
Lothric_Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the 3rd grade. I was in line going in from lunch and I grabbed my crushes hand and kissed it. We had a performance later that week and every time the lights would go out we would kiss. I'll never forget that.
christopherlucat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Jam.
reddituser165 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found a barbie, took of its clothes and got a chub as a 5 year old.
rslogic42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No joke, Pre-School. Huge crush on a girl named Carly. Asked her to marry me and everything. She said yes. Proceeded to ghost her like the player I am.
McCHitman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Alison flashed me on the bus in elementary school. Those mosquito bites made me involuntarily feel good in my pants.
Frenchitwist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i realized I though Danny Phantom looked REALLY good when he was going ghost
Rambo1stBlood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well, being straight is what the vast majority of people statistically experience, so I think there really isn't a moment when you go "Oh Hey, I'm straight!". When someone who is gay realizes they are gay, they are realizing that they are different, it's a bit hard to pinpoint when someone becomes sexually aware if their orientation is viewed as "normal" by society.
crownie_rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Lord-Octohoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The trailer for "What Lies Beneath" where the ghost imitating Michelle Pfeiffer is seducing Harrison Ford.
I didn't even understand what I was feeling at the time but that pretty much set the tone for me right there.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ninth time I tried butt stuff.
sifiman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten, I had a crush on a classmate, infact I still remember her name as it was only about 14ish years ago? Im 19 now. Anyway, I REALLY knew I was straight when in middle school I saw a girl I thought was cute on my friend's bus and... well... I got a bit excited...
Aarondhp24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must've been about... 9 or 10, and girls started making me feel funny. I wanted their approval, even though they were still kind of icky.
Then I was isolated (homeschooled, entirely alone) by my father, and all I could end up thinking about was how much I wanted to be around them.
I think that was the first time I really realized I "liked" either gender.
jenkinsonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During titanic
crownvics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3rd grade sooo 9-10yrs old
Couldn't look at a girl in the eyes or I'd blush like a motherfucker, damn girls stealing my heart.
THE_ENTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I sucked a dick for the first time and felt a solid "meh" about it
Burindunsmor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 yrs old
wrameerez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody is giving real answers; it was a rhetorical question just to show you how ridiculous it feels that someone asks you when did you realize about your sex orientation...
HarmonicRev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine me, an average elementary school kid. I was just minding my own business when I accidentally bumped into a girl coming around the corner. She wasn't the nicest of people and started chasing me. It was exhilarating, I had never felt like I did running from a girl at that moment. I did get away, but from then on I started to purposefully provoke girls into chasing me every day at recess, it was addicting, it caused a feeling I only now know was arousal.
That's both how I first learned of my straightness and first learned about my fantasies of being violated.
Bigum_Chief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was fucking this guy in the ass once and he turns around mid stroke and says, "Dude, I think I might be gay." Never felt so disgusted in my life. He did not get a reach around that session. Been eating pussy ever since.
shan_wow_camera_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was straight when I was six and my penis got hard when I saw a attractive girl, but I'll tell the story of how my parents found out I was straight. When I was six I use to cut out pictures of girls I found attractive and hide it under my pillow. Well my mom found them and showed them to dad and that is how they knew I was straight.
eastbaykennyg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's different for strait people because it's assumed, but I can recall my earliest sexual feeling.
I can't remember how old I was, but I was old enough to be bathing alone. I'd say 4-6.
I was watching TV earlier in the evening, Are You Afraid of the Dark I think, and the character was a young man mopping alone and he picked up the mop and started to dance with it in a romantic, ballroom sort of way.
Later when I was taking my bath, I was laying on my belly and my penis was pressed against the bottom of the tub, erect. I used to get a lot of erection, even as a little child. While essentially humping the bottom of the tub the mop would flash into my head. Before that my penis just has an untethered pleasure and comfort to it. I remember thinking that it was weird to be picturing the mop at that moment, like it felt important. Mind you the mop was upside down, so it kind of looked like long hair. I wasn't just thinking of a stick.
I would later have different feeling about girls, more crush-like feelings that radiate from the chest. This was the first below the belt feeling. Later I would fantasize about bras and long hair and girls/women, and it would excite me all over.
bigtittyjimmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 5 years old I saw this music video. I then told my babysitter I liked boobs. https://youtu.be/ZJL4UGSbeFg
TheDonaldsTwitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit trying to bait me into revealing homosexual tendencies. Sad.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I was about 5. I wanted to see naked girls. I don't remember more specifically than that, but it was pretty simple.
BBisWatching ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When puberty hit. But you can usually tell as an observer before then by the way the kid acts.
sargsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's photographic evidence of me checking out a girl's butt in preschool. I remember what it looked like from my perspective.
RAAD88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a Tuesday afternoon.
evered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was three. It just set in and I realized, sitting on the edge of my bed, with a weird sensation that I was looking down on myself from above, that I was a boy and boys like girls.
t0asterb0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was six and took a classmate back behind the school auditorium and she showed me hers and I showed her mine.
waltjrimmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second grade in a sense, I still haven't in another.
I was one if those young boys that "hated" girls. I had this whole complex fantasy in my head that there actually was a secret war between the males and females of the species. It was really, really elaborate. Then Teddy-Joe came into my life. 2nd grade, so I was likely around seven or eight. I was a little fat recluse of a ginger, she was tall, thin, smart, and oh lord so beautiful. My class was six girls and me, that was it. I tried to keep the girl hating thing up, but Teddy-Joe was just... She was perfect, my adolescent little brain thought. I lost track of her after second grade. The school we were in closed down, we went to separate schools, lived separate lives. I still think of her often, oddly enough. I wonder how life turned out for her, but I know I don't want to actually find out. Any truth will scar the fiction my memory has created of the first girl I loved.
On the other hand, I can look at a guy and say, "Damn, he's hot." The thought of having sex with a guy or even while another guy is present disturbs me, kind of freaks me out. But even then, I know I don't know myself well. I am confident that I am straight and am very attracted to women, but I know that I'll never know if I have any inclinations the other way unless I try it out. Which I don't plan to for the foreseeable future..
WetWired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being born in 79...Slave Leia
Lucifers_Paramour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After having a 3-some with two other girls in college. I had always been attracted to woman, so when the opportunity to explore was there I jumped at the chance. However, after about 5 min it became incredibly clear that while I still think woman are beautiful, I am undoubtedly straight. So I gave it another 5 min and then pretended to get sick and hid in the bathroom until the other two were done.
dan1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ginger and Mary Ann made me feel funny. Also Wonder Woman, Wilma Deering, and Daisy Duke.
But more than that I didn't know what gay was until I was probably in middle school. Never occurred to me.
MF_DBUZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I would watch softcore porn just to fall asleep. I was probably around 9
ironman_atee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw my moms tits in the bathtub at age 4 or 5. I was interested, then I say my dad naked one day, and was disgusting . He looked like a weird shaved donkey thing.
fobeo17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugged my first grade teacher on the magic school bus in a dream... woke up with a boner
proudhussarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first Police Academy movie. You know the scene.
Volsana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think, I have always known...attracted to most men from a very, very, very young age. Newsmen, brothers friends, Sam Elliott, teachers, friends dads. ..etc I would "think nasty" a lot!!! Never ever abused!! Family was very protective. It was only in my mind.
Orobek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Hugh Jackman shirtless in the first X-men movie .
Mcdowller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still remember my first fantasy of when i was around four y/o of a women in a skin tight black suite sneaking in my room to have sex with me once my parents put me to bed. Also getting boners in kindergarten when girls would run around during duck duck goose. Iv been masturbating for as long as i can remember, long before i could produce cum. I always wondered if this was typical.
mnblackfyre410 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like 5 or 6 watching Road Trip with my brother and his friends and it was the shower scene and I said "my wiener is hard."
jcalidog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite show when i was 12-13 was attack of the show. So most afternoons with Olivia Munn.
NoPantsMcGhee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When OPs mom sacked my cack.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in kindergarten, there was a little girl named Renee that would always wear pants that rode down a few inches on her butt. I would always try to sit behind her during nap time so I could look at her coin slot.
Kai_Daigoji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I was attracted to girls sometime in 1st grade, when I realized I wanted to spend more time with the girls than the boys.
I realized that meant I was straight sometime in highschool.
waterbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was left alone with the new family PC with dial up for the first time. I searched "Pamela Anderson Fan Club"
Fuckfaceoftheeons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 3 or four I masturbated / wanted to see naked ladies. So yeah, a long time.
marco262 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that women have body parts that I REALLY wanted to see more of. So, about 8.
UNDEADxTOFUx117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I saw my first James Bond opening credits sequence, before my memory solidified. Straight as fuck.
jakee25580 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I fucking had crushs on girls when I was in pre-k. What kinda of question is this?
10minutes_late ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When a second grade classmate told me the "Johnny Deeper" joke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found my older brothers porno mag obviously before the internet was popular and felt the blood flow to my giblets
sotx35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i do not see the serious tag.
or whatever it is.
but, serious answer?
I realized I was straight when (as a male) the honest thought of being sexually intimate with a man was something I legitimately could not do.
I enjoy femininity too much. their smile. their smell. their walk. their talk. the way their hips swing when they walk...
too many small, real things, that tell me I am not attracted to my own sex.
ghryzzleebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was nap time at Shiloh Daycare center. Sleep would not come to me as I lay there on my Street Sharks blanket on the rough industrial carpet. I had given up on getting any rest, when I felt a gentle warmth on my back. I turned my head and saw my friend Kimmy snuggled up to me, borrowing my heat. I didn't know what the feeling that washed over me was, I just knew I liked it.
IrregularRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 6th grade PE during pushups. I realized that I could sometimes see in the neck hole of the shirt of the girls to my left and right.
I really disliked that we transitioned to jumping jacks after pushups.
4mb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember hiding in the garage with a neighborhood girl when I was 5 to show each other our genitalia. No touching or anything. I think I must've known that I liked girls by that time since it was my idea to do it
Redhawkbing2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
6th grade when I saw my first nice booty and fell in love....with booty of course. And then that girl with the nice ass was trying to hook me up with her friend not her I was crushed lmao... good times though :-)
Monolithus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in maybe first or second grade. We were playing Freeze Tag, and you had to crawl through someone's legs to unfreeze them. A girl was wearing a skirt, and I was a changed boy when I unfroze her. Also the day I developed my panty fetish.
Jsrn2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 6th grade we had a slumber party where we broke into the parents liquor cabinet and got a little toasty. I kissed another girl and was like NOPE! ๐ค
Justin4lexander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found my dad's porn stache when I was really young and I recall liking the naked women back then. So I've been straight as far as I can remember really.
Reijm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought about it till I learned there was something other than being attracted to girls. At that time I thought something like "huh, guess I am straight then."
Phlink75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i found dad's July 1986 edition of Penthouse.
fuckyourmermaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is kindof sad but true. I was a victim of child molestation. First person was my sister. I hated it. It felt wrong to me and I never felt pleasure. Then my male cousin would touch me and kiss me... This for natural reasons felt exciting. This is all so sad...
HillaryF0rPris0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People are born straight so this is a trick question
IIReignManII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade there was a fourth grade girl that I thought was the hottest thing I had ever seen
Cael87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad had to lock me away in the hotel room when I was 3 on my first family vacation to Orlando.
Apparently mother was quite upset that dad had to keep running over to grab me from near the attractive women sunbathing on the far side of the pool. She thought dad was putting me up to it to sneak peaks and enjoy all the attention I was getting from them when I'd be over there bothering them. So after day 2 he and I were inside most of the time while my sisters and mom went to the pool.
We went to Tennessee for the next and final family vacation, I ruined the Florida thing I think.
sauerpatchkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw man hands. Sexy!
Redhavok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone is going full sexual, but really I realized when I was very young. I just liked girls, it wasn't about getting turned on, they were just cute.
BobbyTandura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't "realize" you're something that is the vast majority.
mylifebeliveitornot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must have been about 6 give or take and I asked my parents "why do pretty girls make my twinkle hard?"
Can't for the love of me remmember what they did after that , just remmber asking.
Kyneheineken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uma Thurman in batman and Robin when I was like 8. I got super hard and confused
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found out when I was in kindergarten. I had a huge crush on this girl in my class(she was an old family friend). Anyway, I was grocery shopping with my family and my mom wanted to get plastic flowers for some art project. I took the bouquet and put it into my bag, the next day I went up to my crush so that I could give it to her but I chickened out.
My 5 year old mind thought it would be a good idea to throw it at her head. Not only did I whip it as hard as I could, I accidently hit some other girl instead.
After I came home from school, I got a lecture about whipping things at girls. All while my parents were trying to hold back a laugh. Her parents were pissed and she was put into another class. My family will never let me live that down.
CosmicPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven of Nine.
raptor217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I learned that people were not straight. Before that I genuinely didn't "realize" anything.
TheBeezNeezBaybeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized I wasn't gay.
superdpr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching Xena warrior princess
con77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
boobs. noticed them quite young. Mary Jane. The 16 year old girl a few doors down when I was about 6. I was in love. Then that bitch got a boyfriend!
TheSubOrbiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you me? i was going to say pretty much the same thing. mary jane, lived next door, 16, hot, i was 6 when we moved in.
con77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do have a twin. Detroit? '66?
RiddickRises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I came out the womb
ScallyWag-Idiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had sex with the neighbor boy and got limp
saninicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't watch sex in the city. Because the title was misleading.
Tuckessee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a choice
hatrickpatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think I was maybe 9 or 10 when I had my first sexy dream, which was of Ashley Olsen (star of a then popular teen sitcom) and her sexy babysitter tying me up and taking turns to sit on my face.
Interestingly, my penchant for BDSM has been with me literally throughout my entire sexually aware life, and I honestly can't point to a single childhood experience, memory or discovery which could have caused it. It just always... "Was". People often wonder if kinkiness is innate or learned, I'm pretty sure that I'd be a good "exhibit" in a thesis which set out to prove that it is innate.
mrthescientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching porn for the first time. Went about half an hour before going "nothing really immigrant's going on, so why is this so enjoyable?"
DeftShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always loved beautiful women for as long as I can remember.
fusepark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade. Kevin. The blond kid. Wasn't interested in blond guys after junior high, but Kevin and Neal were good for a lotta years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized I was good at sports.
IndianBlizzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man show...Trampolines are the greatest invention ever.
vonjamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think for me was when I saw that latino chic from all that. Total babe to me back in the day.
thebrokenfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed my then boyfriend, now husband, I realized I wasn't interested in females AT ALL. At this point it disgusts me to even think about it, but I feel the same way about sleeping with any other man. I have nothing against gay people though, they are awesome!
pm_me_pony_plots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found out that some people are only attracted to their own gender.
Dirrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since 6th grade. My class was 4 in total, so 2 guys and 2 girls so it all made sense to me then. Can't see me ever changing.
JustATreeNut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone brought dirty mags to space camp and suddenly thongs > space.
Hattless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got my first crush on the cute redhead in preschool. Highschool was an awkward phase... Just like all the other phases.
modernmongoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had to sit cross legged everytime I went to get my haircut at my moms favorite salon. Girl was a ten. I was ten. Hnnnnggg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After years of prayer and conversion therapy imo
micmea1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When everyone was like "ew girls!" I secretly wanted the girls attention.
Icopia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 5 years old and I would collect racy pictures of women on the ground and hide them under my bed.
onthehornsofadilemma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I discovered Cinemax ' s Friday night flicks at a friend's birthday sleepover when I was 10... or was it Showtime? Can't recall exactly, but I liked the boobies.
BetaHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must have been 3, the Rockettes were on TV and I got a boner.
scigs6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I humped a girl in kindergarten
TheKomuso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sears magazine and red heads... oh my god.
Malonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late primary school. My teacher bent over to show me something and I got a view down her top. Yeah. Had to make sure I stayed at my desk while I tried to figure out wtf that thing was doing lol.
Later that day I discovered masturbation! Hooray! lol
qunix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In like 1st grade, when the girls would chase the boys around trying to kiss them. The boys would run away in fear of cooties, I ran, just not very fast.
"Oh no, you caught me!"
mrthescientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sweetest guy I've ever met asked me out. He's honestly the nicest person I've ever met, and we'd click, but no matter what I did I couldn't picture myself with him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had the hots for Wendy in that Casper movie. She's pretty famous but I forget her name.
xSlippyFistx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Hilary duff was and still is bae.
PMmeyourCTscan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably age 6 while watching the scantily clad women on Mexican game shows like Llevatelo or Sabado Gigante.
VanSza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I fucked your dad in the ass I had a very hard time keeping an erection even tho he was crying the whole time and that usually helps me.
tsl-sky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four I told my babysitter I wouldn't go to bed unless her friend and her showed me their bra's it was a glorious achievement for four-year-old me and actually one of my oldest memories I love boobs.
themalayaliboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw naked women on the covers of condom packets. Always was an ass man.
sirius4778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cameron Diaz: The mask. I saw those lips and knew I liked girls in a way I don't like boys. It came out the year I was born but I think I have this memory around 7.
jgvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward 7 year old Vanna White boner ....
eviltwin117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade gym class we had to wait in line and climb a pole. I used to rub my wiener against the pole until it felt really good and then I'd stare at a girl in my class every time without knowing why
highjass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i saw OP's mom
2ND_Dinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 3. I stumbled across some porno mags and I got so excited by the naked women. I kept trying to go back to the room to sneak peaks at more naked ladies.
maaseru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Addams Family aged 7 or 8
WeGottaGoFast1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw Belle from Beauty and the Beast, specifically this scene, and I remember that being the moment in my life where I specifically thought "I like girls now."
Edit: grammar
Taco_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 8 and was on a float trip when a very intoxicated lady took her top off.... I was in the water catching crawdads and when I saw it I had a hard on so hard I could have used it to hammer a nail. That was in my spank bank for a very long time.
Now as an adult I still get those same feelings plus the comfort of always knowing who is pitching and who is catching in the relationship.
musland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was about 11 and at a friends birthday party, his mum left us alone and we watched a movie about sexual humor his cousin got him.
There was one scene where a guy stands behind a hot girl in a super market and imagines that it would be so much easier if humans behaved like apes, then (in his imagination) proceeds to fuck the girl right then and there. That's the earliest awkward boner I can remember and I think it might started my fetish for r/freeuse (obviously NSFW)
MahoneyBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my family started thinking me and my best friend are gay. They, and many others, still think we are
rooshbaboosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had an on/off relationship with a girl on my street from the ages of about 7-14, so I guess I've always been into the ladies. Nowadays I'm constantly reminded I'm straight when I imagine a life together with every attractive woman I see that day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I ever creampied a girl. Felt like I was in a different universe.
Alfio18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( . ) ( . )
ausvegguyk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when billions of years of evolution dictated that i should be attracted to the opposite sex for the purpose of passing my genes to the next generation.
cocoapuff1721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski. She was and still is one of the most beautiful women on earth.
IEatYourFood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When someone asked me if I was gay. Never occurred to me until someone questioned my sexuality. After a quick inner dialog my answer was no, I'm very straight, not even a little bicurious.
crizthakidd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
born this way
Seany686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back in 4th grade or so there was free reading time and I remember reading through a magazine one day when I forgot my book. There was an alcohol add in it that had a naked women sitting inside a large Margarita glass, I got a sudden rush and my first erection. I read magazines the rest of the year. Looking back it is strange that magazine was in a fourth grade classroom to begin with.
Edit: grammar
Lord7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw major cleavage and got an erection I suppose. Always knew before rhat though
ColdJust1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw a naked woman
Sewerpudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little I hated being a girl. I cut my hair off at 8, wore the boys' uniform at school, and did not play with dolls. All my family members just assumed I'd become a lesbian and all of my classmates called me one as well. Then I turned 13 and we got a new kid...a cute boy. Suddenly I had to start looking like a girl, and quickly. My parents freaked out.
Cotterlamb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother's funeral
jaredw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what my parents tell me. I was probably 5 or 6 and my family was watching the movie Stripes. There was a scene with girls in a shower or something and apparently I said "ooh la la".
They still make fun of me for it 20 years later.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never, I always "knew". I didn't even realise there was an option until I grew up.
wil318466 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. Nothing sexual but I definitely had a crush on a girl in my class.
Ulftar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 9 or 10 a buddy found his dad's penthouse mag and invited me over to pour through the pages in secret. My friend was obsessed with it and I was a little embarrassed to look at it but i liked it. In the end I turned out to be straight and my buddy turned out to be gay so go figure.
WORLDbreaker86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure when I first realized. However, I remember being 4 and putting my face up against the TV screen, hoping to get a better angle and see up Jessica Rabbits dress. I was so determined, something tells me I loved women long before that moment.
Thundercats_Hoooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tough to remember exactly. I do recall watching "I Dream of Genie" reruns and getting a special tingle in my little pants.
sarahblueuniverse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Shang from Mulan. I still want to get down to business with him.
katiedid05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always a tomboy of a kid. Hated wearing dresses and wanted to run around wearing overalls and getting dirty. But I remember preschool and playing with this one little boy. We would play house and pretend we were married and had babies. We would even play at each others houses, we were inseparable. And all this playing felt very right to me and I thought he was cute to look at.
So I knew I was a straight little girl even when I was a very small child. I got called a dyke a lot in middle school and high school and that hurt
well_shoothed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2nd grade.
Wanted to hold Kimberly Fujimoto's hand. Succeeded in class when our desks were in a circle. FTW.
princess_buttercup33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad loved the show home improvement and when I would watch it, Jonathon Taylor Thomas made me feel weird :) in a good way
Browncoat1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kathy Ireland SI swimsuit cover.
9tailsmeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Titanic boobs. I was probably 9-10 years old.
bluetrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably late to the party, but my older neighbour had some playboys when I was young ( <10 ), and I didn't even know what sex was...but I knew immediately that I liked what was inside those magazines.
renoits06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since kindergarden. I liked this girl diana and i kissed her. Later that year i kissed nicole.... i used to have game... :(
StevieBlunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5yo. Deborah Harry. 'Nuff said.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birth.
qunix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I also add in when I knew my son (now 6 was straight). I'll point out a few instances.
At 2 years old - hugging his daycare teacher "I love you Ms. Nicole... I love your boobies...". He said that to her multiple times.
Going through multiple "girlfriends" since he was 3, and legit being sad when some wouldn't want to be his girlfriend anymore or started to like another boy
Just recently, he watches these Kids Bop-like videos that have kids singing and dancing. These certain videos have these girls around 13 that dance. He says that watching those make him feel funny "down there" and he gets embarrassed.
THEPOOPSOFVICTORY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of an awkward thing to mention, but whatever. Back when I was in daycare (I don't remember the age, I just know that it was before preschool), this girl and I used to go down into the daycare lady's basement and feel each other up/makeout. It was pretty damn fun although we almost got caught a couple of times.
CBBuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Wynona Ryder in Beetlejuice. Wynona is only ten years older than me and at the time I was boy. But for some reason... it was the first time I thought a girl was cute. I had no idea why. Although it explains my fondness for goth girls and choker necklaces.
sillichilli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought i might be bi until my sophomore year of college. I made out with a couple dudes. Then I got a bj from one of my fraternity brothers and did not like it at all. Ive been extremely straight since then.
holowolf83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i was 11 orcso and timothy reagan was in my class. i found his ability to play guitar wonderful. he was my first and longest crush
artbrute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth grade. Found porn magazines in woods. Discovered there was more to 'Little Artbrute' than the drainage of processed chocolate milk.
julesx96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesse McCartney
ObitoHanShinobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wrote my 2's like her.
OctopusInParadise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This may or may not apply to me, but I consider myself mostly straight.I started masturbating (well, in a way. More just rubbing my entire crotch on stuff) at a very young age. Maybe 4 or 5? Definitely started before kindergarten.... So I knew that tingly feeling but didnt know what it was. Continued doing this until.... Well, actually I still do haha it's just better now because I know what I'm doing. In first grade I met a boy who made me feel that tingle just by being around him. So I was around him a lot. I guess that's when I knew I liked boys. Around second grade, I kissed a girl while playing a game of house, I was the husband and she was my wife lol from there I knew I liked both but I've always had a strong preference towards guys.
hett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In kindergarten. I had the biggest goddamn crush on my friend Hollis.
CheckMisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At one point in middle school I was alone during recess and for some reason I wanted to know whether or not I was gay so I was thinking about penises and guys but after a couple of seconds I just didn't feel good about it. I felt no attraction towards it. Another time was in grade 9 a gay friend of mine had shown me gay porn AND tried to kiss me and I had to stop both because I didn't want to see or do either of those. That's when I came to the final conclusion that I am straight.
islaisla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't know about squint till I was late teens. Didn't stop me playing hardcore with my bff's. Invented my own 68er at 6 with my bestie and played adults in our garage with boys and girls from the close. Tried a sane sex (female) relationship at 35 but didn't like pussy. Liked making a woman cum tho that was beautiful to watch.
civiljoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little older. Whole earth catalog new edition. Look it up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At a pretty young age actually. Growing up Hispanic, my dad would watch those over the top talk show/game shows and the bulk of it would be women in as very little clothing per FCC regulation. I would always just stare at them and wondering why I felt a certain way. Never felt the same about any guy.
PorcelainPoppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I had my first crush on a guy when I was like a toddler, so... really young. Seems like I realized I was straight way younger than most.
idog73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always had in the back of my head that I might be gay. Then I sucked a dick. Definitely not gay.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some gay people don't like sucking dick. Just having theirs sucked.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that sort of like straight people that like receiving head but not giving it? Because we call those people "selfish."
idog73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't like that either. The whiskers gave me the willies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a friend in college who did this. He just wondered, then sucked a guy off at a party once, decided, nope, definitely not gay. It made for a funny story though.
idog73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm somewhat selective with that story.
Rage_Blackout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew I liked girls. When I was in my early twenties I thought I might like boys too. I blew a guy that I liked. It was fine. I enjoyed giving him pleasure. He was an attractive person after all. But it didn't do much for me either. That's when I knew for sure.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I caught my parents watching porn when I was 3. I didn't know what it was but I liked it. So I grabbed my pillow and sat in the hallway watching it for a good while. They caught me and tried to explain what it was I saw.
Thethirdtoken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was chasing girls around in preschool. I never understood the whole cooties thing infact I thought it was awesome because all the boys thought the girls had cooties and since I was the only boy who didn't mind cooties the girls loved me. Man I miss those days haha!
alyraptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of convoluted but here goes.
I (M) was into women growing up, or at least I think so? It's kind of hard to tell because I enjoyed being emotionally intimate with them and could never imagine myself with a guy, but on the other hand I never had a sexual fantasy without being a woman in that fantasy. It was the deepest secret I had and it took me until my twenties to even be able to talk about it. Eventually, I figured out that it was kind of just a backdrop for being trans--the one outlet my brain could find that even I couldn't push away.
As soon as I came out, I (F) realized I could potentially be with anyone! I suddenly had no problem being with a guy, but it was kind of on the back burner, no big deal. But then hormones started and suddenly...guys are all I can think about. I feel like a fucking boy-crazy teenager because GOD DAMN how did I never realize how fucking attractive y'all are?
Basically my sexuality has done a complete flip-flop (which happens fairly often to trans folks). I went from figuring I was a straight guy, to a hella straight fucking woman who finally knows what it means to be turned on.
9ip99p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 years of walking to kindergarten. Huge crush on the 8th grade girl who was the crossing guard. Learned to peruse that feeling.
uzumaki222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Playground bully used to hold me down and ask me if I wanted to die or marry him. 9 year old me discovered I was straight AND liked being held down.
satellitesinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When his dick was in my mouth, I did not enjoy the taste or texture and thought to myself "This is what gay tastes like."
Mimmers1215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought maybe I was bisexual up until I was actually with a woman. It felt odd and I did not enjoy going down on her. Not because she smelled or anything, it just wasn't for me. I feel like if you're truly into women that you like the smell, feel, and look of women and I just like the way some women look...I don't really get turned on by other women. I have never seen a woman and imagined her running her hands up and down my body like I do when I see an attractive guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't tried gay sex but the thought of it is not very pleasant. So I'm cool with never being sure about my sexuality.
neilgps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhhhhh khakis
myap2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I was like 8...
Ginga-Ail1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Josh Hutcherson in Bridge to Terabithia. Nothing like childhood tragedy to get the juices flowing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always figured I was straight. Only slept with women and only perused women. Drunkenly browsed Plenty of Fish, one night when I was 24ish. I was just looking to fuck and messaged every girl on the app. Finally got a response. So pumped in my apartment. This girl is talking about sucking my dick better than an bj I've ever had. About to leave the house and she messages me.
"By the way. I'm a guy."
My hard on and interest just disappeared. Said not thanks and went to bed.
Lesson here. Someone giving up a bj with no strings. Probably a gay dude. At least in my experience.
Mahimah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I made all my Barbie and Ken dolls do naughty things
Sinidir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i played True Love.
PotatoFang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad, and Dad... I have to tell you something... I'm... Straight
RYANDOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was balls deep for the first time with my girlfriend at 16.
TheSubOrbiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the first sign was the girl next door who was 16 or so whilst i was 6 or so, but i knew for sure by grade 1 as i had already seen by buddies wang and it didnt really effect me too much, but i new girl came to our class and i had the biggest crush on her within literal seconds. i even remember her name, Jade Humpfrey, thanks for making me sure i wasnt a queer!
aloha611 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One word: Topanga.
notabigmelvillecrowd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Charles In Charge.
GetLifted544 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely right after the tip.
CantInjaThisNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Realizing I wanted to know what the Disney Princess' boobs felt like. I was probably five or six.
TitaniumDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was never any question.
losta73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During high school I remember feeling kind of ambivalent about my sexuality. None of the boys at my school had any interest in me and no one was 'out' as a homosexual - gay-ness was used for teasing. I often felt like I maybe just liked men because I was "supposed" to, but I never had any feelings for women either. Then I went to uni and started fucking a lot of men and realised I was definitely straight. I still believe sexuality is fluid though and can change over time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looking back, subconsciously I always noticed women more or thought about women more even way before puberty; I remember as early as 2nd grade. I remember thinking a lot about older women like my mom's friends or teachers, and occasionally class mates. Noticing minor details about their physique like the collar bone or their shoulders and skin, very subtle things. I almost felt ridiculous early in puberty for even wondering my sexuality. Men just never appeared on the radar and I almost wish they did, it's closing off half the population to an interesting level of attention.
imdahbatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sofie knows a lot about this r/Picsofsofie
thinkofagoodnamedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little Mermaid.
jugenbund ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who else slave Leia in here?
usernamewasalready1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After accepting an offer for a BJ from a male (im male) who was asking me to go back to his.
I was very drunk and in a bit of dry spell, thought why not. Went around the corner and unzipped... then zipped back up and walked off
Heroshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The strip club scene from Charlie's Angels 2.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a girl named i think.... Allie? In 6th grade. She developed early and 11 year old me thought she was hotter than hell.
NSRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Great question. I really did have a period where I wondered if I might be gay, or at least bi. There was no overhelming confusion. I wasn't attraced to anyone of the same sex, but I didn't find the concept repulsive and I occasionally had a wank to homoerotic thoughts.
Very quickly though, I realised that being gay wasn't about sex. Everyone I'd "loved" (read 'been infactuated with') was of the opposite sex. When I thought about doing the realtionship stuff with someone of the same sex, it made no sense to me. Whereas I would fantasise about doing that sort of stuff constantly with whomever I had a crush on at the time, the thought of cuddling up on the sofa with a guy just seemed odd.
Edit - this was when I was about 17.
Don't get me wrong, I'm emotionally intimate with my best mates. I have no issue expressing my platonic love for them, but there's no desire for romance in it.
Long story short, I wondered if I might be gay simply because I realised I'd just assumed I wasn't. Turns out my assumption was right.
The twist, a lot of my family thinks I'm gay and I've had pelnty of fun being intentionally ambiguous.
Final edit: would I fuck a guy... no I don't think so. Would I let a guy fuck me... maybe. Would I let a guy suck my dick or jerk me off.... if it was Johnny Depp or Zac Effron... yep. Actually, I'd probably let that bald guy in all the online porn fuck me.
Blitzkrieg_My_Anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was watching Patriot Games when I was 10, and thought Sean Bean was attractive.
Also realized I had a thing for aggressive males with buzzed hair.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The moment a girlfriend put her sweet smelling finger under my nose and we decided to make an evening of it.
datphatassREAL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born liking pussy and not dick
failmatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found a hustler in the garage of one of my neighbor's apartment that recently moved out, got a boner for the naked lady on it.
kgardn15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 7 and wanted to marry Michael Jordon...
verynate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business.
Imjusta_pug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was 1999, I was a young 8 year old lad. My dad had his computer in the living room and wasn't home so I was excited to browse the good ole dial up internet. I hopped into the first chat room I could find. I did what any young boy my age would do. 18/M/US lf cyber. Instantly I got a message from a 19/f/us and was ready. She(now that I think of it, it was probably a dude) sent me a picture of her tits. My 8 year old penis instantly got hard. I was told to touch myself to her picture so I did. And that's when I discovered that I really liked girls and boobs. And that was when I became a chronic masturbater.
NotScottPilgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my sister and I were children she used to watch Sailor Moon all the time. My like 5-year-old self just loved staring at all the girls.
BlueKnightBrownHorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I've always known I liked girls since my junk started working. Figured out I definitely wasn't bi by testing myself- Loaded up some generic looking gay porn, and I just couldn't watch it.
runjimrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am male. My sisters are older than me. Enough so that when I was a kid, they were in high school. They would have all their girlfriends over all the time. Sometimes they'd do this thing where I'd run past them and they'd catch me and kiss my cheek. All very innocent stuff. I'd pretend I hated it and be all grossed out about being kissed by a girl... but then I'd line up and run past them again to get that kiss. I was too young to know about straight and gay, but I sure as hell knew I enjoyed being kissed by a girl.
HD64180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
blacksplosiveness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lola Bunny
TastesLikeBees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1976, first grade. I think her name was Susan.
Aktew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Made out with a dude, tried to suck his dick, couldn't do it. If it helps t explain I was on a lot of ecstasy at the time. Even then tho penises still make me wanna barf.
boredcentsless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 or 5 and had a really hot babysitter (who grew up to be an absolutely smokeshow, one of them most attractive women I've ever seen) and I just loved sitting in her lap watching cartoons.
jodwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4. She was 5. Somersaults and no shorts revealed a whole new world to my incredulous young eyes.
givemeyourlemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found the lingerie section in the Sears catalogue
jbneoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five or six I get boners every time I watch a magic show involving a female assistant getting tied up.
ProfitsOfProphets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was nine - I saw boobs in a Playboy.
W0ngBater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of grade 6. Good chick friend had an ass that I couldn't get out of my head. Hell, still can't. Changing in gym and being grossed out by my buddies. Hearing the Ken Kaniff skit off Marshal Mathews LP sealed the deal for me though. Fuck that.
MissMichaelJackson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started perving over Justin Hawkins out of The Darkness when I was very young. And Russell Brand.
Pusarium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Jaime Lee Curtis in True Lies
Jdoggone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was playing THPS4 and the controller vibrated on my dick as I saw a hot chick and the link was set in stone.
LexSenthur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12 years old. Saw an episode of Jerry Springer where some dude ripped off his clothes and was wearing women's underwear. I didn't know what that was but I wondered for like a month if that meant I was gay now. I recall, with a lot of present day chuckles, that I literally spent an afternoon standing in a closet contemplating what I had seen. I eventually decided that I was definitely straight.
Lepoth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middle school choir. One day I basically spent the whole period transfixed by my teachers chest.
Notgivingmynametoyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I remember in either 4th or 5th grade, me & my brother were walking around the woods between our neighborhood & the next one. And we found a torn up magazine with interracial porn in it. And I remember after seeing it, it just clicked to me, like I liked it without understanding it.
-FeistyRabbitSauce- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I gave it some serious consideration. I thought about what I would be willing to do with a guy. Just never did anything for me, and I've had opportunities and didn't even feel like trying it out. I'll stick to girls. But I'm glad I gave it the consideration.
Plus I'd been jackin it to girls for years prior to that, so...
pamelahoward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost my virginity to my girlfriend. Realised vaginas are gross. Penis ever since.
Grannyloversmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stayed over at a friends house in first grade. His mom was attractive and scratched my back till I fell asleep and I got hard. I think that was the first boner I can remember, luckily I was laying face down. Funny thing is I was totally oblivious to why the girls always wanted kisses at the end of lunch in first grade, I of course obliged because I didn't want to not be friendly.
Jack_Donaghy_Jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1984 @ 4.5 years old. It was the 84 Olympic Games and I was completely and totally in love with Mary Lou Retton. I made a scrapbook of her pictures that I think my mom still has. This is my first memory of sexual thoughts.
TheNeo0z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I thought to myself "Shit, that guy is cute. I wish I was gay so I could try something with him. Too bad I like girls..."
BIG_DADDY_CLETUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I came from a normal family and didn't turn out to be a freak of nature
Vlvthamr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 10 and got caught reading my uncles playboys. I wasn't reading it for the articles.
Running_outa_ideas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be honest I wasnt sure I was straight until recently, I was abit nervous if there were other naked guys around. I realised I was straight when my ex gave me a BJ. That's when I knew even since then ive been way more chill around situation that would have made me nervous.
FrankDrakman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early 60's, suburban Toronto. Found a box of my dad's Playboy's in the garage, and found them fascinating, but didn't know why. Shared my find with a friend who asked as we were looking them over "Does this give you a boner?". Until that point, I'd never realized that other boys had erections (I was 8-9?). After that, it just seemed normal to me that guys get excited by naked women; I get excited about naked men; therefore, I'm normal. This notion was reinforced at every strip club, stag party, etc. ever since.
seahawkguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5. Someone had a Playboy or Penthouse lying around. I opened it up. Had no idea what I was looking at but knew from my raging boner that I liked it.
hickgorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't know if I completely am.
Luxily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7th grade school newspaper club. We didn't release a single paper. But we found ourselves on the computers looking at a whole new world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Kevin Sorbo in leather pants.
kizzle69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the time a first discovered I was a horny male was when I was pretty young. 7-9 probably. Found some almost completely ruined magazine that had been rained on and driven over by 1000 cars.
But wow, I still remember the weird feelings I got. Didn't understand them but darn I like them.
When I realized I wasn't gay was later on when we finally got the internet. No one was gay around me so it wasn't really a topic that I quite got. But, on the internet, you can watch what ever you wanted.
One day a stumbled across gay porn. Being unknowing and obvious, I watched. Immediately went "hmm, that is weird" and turned it off. Went to normal porn and noticed I really liked the chicks and I'd rather do what they're doing with girl.... Watched it a few more times actually and it just didn't give me mental excitement. Years later, probably 11-13 I found out more about what gay was.
Of course then everything was "you're gay!" Or "he's gay!"... Teenage boys and their insecurities.
But I knew without really even knowing it was such a big deal to other people. Boobies made my weiner tingle and other Weiners made it go "hey, where'd the boobies go?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten.
interwebbed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I touched, tastes, fucked a vagina. Yep. Knew I was for sure only dedicated to that then
vicklawl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very late and definitely buried but Since Kindergarten I was a hopeless romantic opening the door for the girl I liked, and offering my tiny kindergartner jacket when it rained despite us being well under shelter.
BlackLeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think I had my first ever erection watching Tomb Raider when I was really young and seeing Angelina in that skin tight suit really had me going
thirdeyeherbivore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every boy I made friends with growing up would end up naked with me. It was the weirdest thing. Did this happen to anyone else? They would dare me to take off my clothes but then I took it as a challenge and would make them do it first. I wanted to see penises, badly. Not much has changed.
KingdomofNorthKorea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is idiotic.
helloperson67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw ur mum
ikariusrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a shitty this question is. "When did you realize you were like the majority of people around you?". What sort of question is that? What illumination do you hope to extract by asking such a question? Smells like bait to me.
NotThatKindOfEng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid I was always interested in girls, then it was young ladies in my teens. By the time 18 rolled around I'd been on a number of dates that don't go anywhere. My parents had taken notice and my dad, a commander in the Navy, had a nice sit down with me to let me know it was okay if I was gay.
While I didn't think I was gay, I did mostly hand out with guys, and I was into working out. I also worked at a beach and knew some men were better looking than others. So I wasn't sure I was straight.
Clarification came with a pool lifeguarding gig. The hottest guy in town (high school football QB) who I'll call Tony got hired to work the same job. Tony was a nice guy and I liked hanging out with him. I knew a number of girls were interested in getting involved with him, but they told me Tony was standoffish.
When working nights at the pool male travelers would often come over and chat me up. This didn't seem odd to me till they would inevitably slip me a room key and ask me for 'room service'. This was annoying, but not too bothersome. I would simply drop 'lost' keys off at the hotel desk about once a week and not give the matter much thought. I never mentioned it to anyone.
I knew I was straight the day I got called in to cover Tony's shift. When I arrived at the pool the managing lifeguard was sitting in a back room with Tony. Tony was having a breakdown. Turned out he had gotten his first request for 'room service'. I pulled the manager aside and admitted this happens to me too. He told me it happens to everyone, but this is the only time he's seen some break down over it. At that point I realized Tony was probably gay and I was probably straight.
And for the record, I didn't share that news with anyone in town... that Tony was probably gay and I was probably straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in middle school and there was this girl I was friends with since kindergarten. By then I noticed I really was falling for her and was going to ask her out.
Haha remember having one of those cheap gorilla stuff toys with candies and a heart behind that was going to whip out when I asked her out. Before I got the chance, she asked for my opinion about her new boyfriend she met the day before ;/
corndoggy67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jennifer Aniston. That's when.
I_love_hate_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When a gay dude at work grabbed my cock and I didn't care for it
Rahikeru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to question whether I was gay a few years back. I feel more comfortable around gay men and guys in general, but I never imagined myself having sex with any males I met. If anything, I felt more comfortable in a "bro" way, so to some extent I'd brozone guys if I was gay.
I can openly admit to whether a male was attractive or not, I mean I have no shame in saying I have celebrity guy crushes (who would?), but again I don't have any sexual feelings or fantasies towards them.
Apparently I'm straight.
-eagle73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:40 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's definitely you being comfortable with your sexuality.
It's often said that those who are hell-bent on asserting their masculinity are the ones who need to reconsider their options because they may be in denial.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically as far back as I can remember I wanted the attention of girls. I guess sometime around 3rd Grade I knew I wanted to do something to Linda Sikorsky based on how pretty she was but I didn't know quite what.
When I started to hit puberty I was more aware that what I wanted to do with girls involved my penis.
Never felt anything like that with guys. Like not once, ever. I think I may be "unusually" straight.
OneillClan31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
7th grade winter dance... Got a semi while dancing with redhead named Sunshine to Kc and Jo Jo's "All my Life". Had to do the classic pelvic scoot back to not stab her.
thatbigbastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized i was straight when i was porn surfing and felt disgusted after watching a couple seconds of gay porn. I was 13 years old and could not understand how other men like that.
alexisdr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried having sex with another girl. It made me feel icky. I don't have sex with other girls anymore.
daleardi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I sucked a Dick and didn't like it.
izzybear8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First grade when I had a girlfriend
Rudyralishaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got in trouble for making out during nap time, thank goodness it was long enough ago that the teachers found it hilarious.
smxpatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two words. Princess Leia.
PartyPorpoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 13 or 14, up until then I never had any attraction to guys (or anyone else) whatsoever. Started to wonder if I was asexual. Then I saw Tom Welling on Smallville and I was all like "o hai gorgeous".
youseetimmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarden. I was never able to sleep during the obligatory nap time. I would just lie there on my little foam mat like all the other kids with my eyes closed being bored. One day my teacher was doing some sort of chore and happened to walk over my head. I opened my eyes at the perfect moment and I got a pretty clear look straight up her skirt. I remember kind of thinking :"someday I'm going to know why that is weirdly exciting to me".
TheEnigmaDilemma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a crush on this girl named Alison in my neighborhood in 5th grade. She was such a mean little bitch but she was beautiful and it turned me on that I had to get her to like me by pursuing conversations with her 1v1 at recess.
She once tried to kick me in the balls while a bunch of us were playing soccer and I grabbed her leg and held her up before she begged me to let go. Then I laughed and walked away. After a while I won her respect (she stopped being a mean bitch), of course from that point onwards, the competition only grew as the talent pool got bigger in middle school and onwards. One particular girl in MS used to wear a thong. All the boys in our class would purposely sit behind her to check her out. Everyone tried to date her. She prob went out with 25% of our class for at least 2 weeks each.
BuildARoundabout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was younger than 6 I remember telling a friend that to make it go hard you just had to think about naked ladies and breasts. But then my proven straightness was tested once when a boy in my U8 soccer team mooned the coach when he had his back turned. I put this down to him having a girly look though, since later experimentation has left me limp.
MilkTrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i realized that i love the female body so much, but i'm just not sexually attracted to it. :/
Duplicated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Saw some Hentai sites in a computer class when I was around 8 or 9. My dick went hard af, and I pretend to loiter around after class to wait for it to die down. Occasionally checked that website through the rest of the school year cause it literally made me "feel good" down there.
What confirms that I'm not a bi: I came across a gay porn once while I was fapping to some milf porns (it was /r/titlegore material seriously, that gay porn). That was the second time I visibly shuddered, along with my boner that went down to half-mast. The first time I shuddered like that? I was around 6 or 7 and my cousin who was babysitting me lied to me and put Resident Evil 2 CD into my PS1, saying that it was Crash Bandicoot. Pretty sure I cried for him to turn it off cause I was really scared, and had a nightmare for about a week after.
willowgardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a toddler, there was a ballot measure in my state that tried to mandate that schools would teach kids that being gay was wrong. My mom introduced me to the idea of homo/heterosexuality and prejudice largely by taking me to "No on 9" campaign events. About a year later, apparently I said to her "mom, I've been thinking about it, and I've decided that it's okay to be gay, but I'm straight."
Namedoesntmatter89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a pretty nerdy kid like I used to make lists of how many different types of lizards there were. I got to like almost a thousand. Anyways I used to watch star trek and every once in a while it would get oddly erotic. With the alien women and all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I was small. Like in kindergarten. I had a giant crush on Kristi Yamaguchi.
The_Dragon_Chief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a sudden realization. I just was always attracted to women and wanted to be close to them. Then, it just made sense that I was straight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 3 or 4 years old. My Dad always had hockey on and I was obsessed with Pavel Bure and consciously attracted to him. Slicked back hair, red lips against pale skin, blue eyes hiding behind that visor...mmm mmm mmm
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When 8 year old me was taking swimming lessons. My 16 year old instructor was wearing a bikini. She was in the water and I was supposed to jump off the diving board and swim to her. She had amazing tits and they were just floating there like two perfect...fap fap fap fap fap...
your_highness_xoxo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was a joke post lol
ButtHuttMods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed a girl at 4 in the shed behind my house. I knew what I liked.
vey323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tie between Gadget from Rescue Rangers, Jessica Rabbit, and the Pink Ranger.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i grabbed a girl by the pussy and got a boner.
amathus4321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching LL Cool J in "Toys." I think that's what it was called. God, he was beautiful.
That's also when I realized I have jungle fever.
im_thecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When cameron diaz walks in to the bank in the mask.
Anti-AliasingAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally Spies. Turned the volume way down while I watched it. Somehow don't have a latex fetish now.
buttaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to have been at least 4 or 5 when I knew I was attracted to girls.
Reno_Bambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started petting the little guy downstairs whilst fighting Misty in Pokemon.
EvilCam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The term "straight" was unknown to me until I was half way through high school. I first had romantic feelings about girls when I was in second or third grade. Age 7 or 8.
Yeezyhasmybabies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born. Like everyone else.
LucidDrops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 4 and saw Ariel on The Little Mermaid.
Cthulusstepchild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still waiting....
BEEKSisthename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fell for a guy my freshman year of college. Before that, I was open to anything. After that, I knew I was straight. Didn't stop me from kissing a girl, once, though.
hahncholo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found my dad's porn stash when I was 5.
I ended up being a pretty weird kid.
KyleForCongress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i first tried to look at porn when i was a kid. I googled "real boobs"
KarmaScope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in kindergarten. I had a crush on a girl in my class because she helped me tie my shoes. She tied them tighter then my mom, so I was smitten.
ThatsNoNameForAGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right after I licked my first vagina.
emiliaisbestwagF1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I guess the fascination started when I was about 4, watching episodes of JAG with my mom. Apparently I turned around and said, referring to Catherine Bell "Mom, she has really large breasts." I guess the first time I KNEW was when I was 8, watching The Thomas Crown Affair and constantly rewinding to watch Rene Russo's also large breasts. The 90s had some downsides, but there were some pretty great boobies.
kegman83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Little Mermaid
throwawayaccounthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stephanie mcmahon
speckleeyed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I realized that, on a linear scale of gay to straight, if such a scale is linear and exists, I as female lie more on the straight side and discovered this when I met a woman to have crazy kinky sex with and I really didn't like it as much as I wanted to. She was awesome and totally knew this was a one time hook up with a straight girl, but it just wasn't as amazing as I wanted it to be.
londongarbageman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was working a short touring theatre show and one night the group went out to drink and somehow a gay guy and a straight girl ended up crashing in my bed, making a garbage man sandwich. The snuggling went strictly one way.
randomguy9876543210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around 7 I think. I got two sisters/best friends (can't remember which) to flash me together and immediatly knew my purpose in life.
RippyMcBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucked your dad and didn't really like it.
DartzIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still not sure.
Seems to switch with mood.
thelibrariangirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I desperately needed my friend Brendan to kiss me goodbye when he moved away.
cinnawaffls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being like 7 years old and watching an episode of Kim Possible one day and suddenly a scene starts where Kim is wearing her cheerleader uniform and fighting Shego. Popped my first boner that day.
Glock_17ccw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had multiple dreams of my first girlfriend in 6th grade pulling me into the gym locked room and making out and giving me head, like every night...and I wasn't really aware of porn I'd seen a magazine twice
Tomes2789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was no realizing involved.
I remember having big-time crushes as early as kindergarten (may have even been preschool). I remember my first crush (Sarah G.).
There was never any other option. I just like girls and always have.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A girl in middle school wore a mini skirt and thigh high leather boots. Yeah that did it no questions about what i like.
Mmkkhhdd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in my mid 30s and I'm not sure I'm straight. I definitely like dick, but I sort of think about women too. Beyond kissing, I haven't done anything with women to know for sure. I have no idea if I'm straight or bi, I just date men.
EwokaFlockaFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew when I had my prostate checked by doc
porcupine-free ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
around 6 or 7. I mean if this is some kind of joke question, I dunno, but I do recall a moment in my life where I thought being with a girl was for me.
APossessedKeyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being straight isn't a choice. I was born this way.
2016
sagekhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some age before puberty, I saw my neighbor's big ol'tities from my rooftop.
jgbluejay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When little me used to watch WWE diva fights and was so confused as to what was happening down there.
ShapeShiftingAku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i sucked my male friends dick and said No homo before and after.
Bojangles315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first noticed boobs
My_Gender_is_Gay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In this society it is assumed you are straight so I'd imagine straight people 'found out' when they learned what sexuality is/never really 'realized' because it was just something that society assumed of them (therefore not really a revaluation). Unless your asking the very small subset of straight people who thought they were an orientation other then straight for a while and later decided they are in fact straight the only responses will be along the line of 'this is when I first experienced attraction'.
Nerfplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I watched "Married with Children", I think I was about 13.
HairyHaiku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conception.
GangstaCheezItz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tried not being straight and it didn't feel right, what can I say.
Drexall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I looked down in the shower and say 'this is awesome, all the rest can fuck off'
JasperTigglesworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tits; kindergarten
Darth_Ribbious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Over and over again, the person in my class I wanted to kiss was a girl. I just kept rolling with it.
thr3lilbirds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age 5, kindergarten, I asked my mom to help me write a letter to a boy in my class asking to be my boyfriend and we used to eskimo kiss (rubbing noses). And I would chased the boys on the playground threatening to kiss them cuz I'm a player.
Also, I was in love with Bill Clinton and got jealous of Monica. I was 9.
smoike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was swimming in the local swimming pool at the age of 8 and testing it my new goggles by going underwater as much as possible.
I heard and felt someone jump in reasonably close to my left while submerged, and immediately turned to make sure it wasn't a friend of mine bombing me.
It wasn't, instead I saw a perfect set of c/d sized breasts have their bikini ripped off by the water about 3 metres to my left as their 20~something year old owner jumped in near her friends and totally misjudged her entry into the pool.
I'm 38 and they are still some of the best damn tits I've ever seen in person. To quote Teri Hatcher on her guest Seinfeld appearance, "they're real and they're spectacular". Totally wasted on me at that age, but I never will be able to forget them.
wheelssurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up in the Midwest I only knew of homosexually as an insult. I was 18 and hitchhiking through the south when a guy picked me up and through progression; offered me $700 to suck my dick. Only having maybe, a couple dollars to my name, I agreed. It was so weird and I couldn't get hard while he was doing it. To his obvious frustration, I never got excited. There is a lot more to the story but, this was the moment I knew I wasn't attracted to a men. I'm sure I knew all along, but i like to prove theories so they can rest peacefully.
Unkn0wnSoldier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Britney Spears in the school outfit started; Christina Aguilera in the sand confirmed it.
Rrrr_propaganda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When will OP realize they are stupid?
sssesoj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in kindergarten when I saw a girls panties under the table and got an instant boner. Later a different girl lift her skirt up and flashed her panties to the entire class and the teacher yelled at her but that was another instant boner.
deliciousmeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After making out with a dude and getting a hickey on my forehead from a guy in college, I soon realized it was all fun and games, and the erections only came when I looked at women and not men.
automaticpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, whenever I stumble upon gay porn my asshole turns inside out in sympathy...
granitehoncho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heather Thomas on the The Fall Guy. Seeing her in that bikini made me warm and bothered for the first time in my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When in second grade I had a dream that I put my weiner on the student teachers face.
d_frost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was probably 9 years old, maybe 8.
I saw a lady with very very large voluptuous breasts breastfeeding a baby, I could not stop starring, that's when I found out I love large boobies
classicredditfame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw my first pair of titties.
Chloeyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I realized I wasn't gay because I wasn't interested in women.
STICH666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw Winnie Cooper in the Wonder Years when I was 7. There was a girl in my class who looked just like her except blonde and I had the most hardcore crush on her. I used to pretend to sleep at lunch and stare at her through my jacket. Oh that girl is a professional model now so I guess I was right to have a crush.
Yerboogieman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had a crush on a girl in Pre-School. Mhm.
JimmyJam444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my parents sent me to this very liberal straight camp. It just wouldn't take!
wrestlingfan007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Winnie Cooper.
drake_bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in my first year of highschool, I saw baywatch, I saw Pamela Anderson jogging in red swimsuit, this turned me on like anything. I found boner in my pants.
_reverseflash_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 Outtakes.
NateUlrich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was getting punded deep in my ass I felt hot cum hit my anal walls and I knew being a butt pirate wasn't the life for me
4609203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally straight or just mostly straight?
LegendOfPublo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second grade, huge crush on some chick in my class, fantasized about kissing her. I didn't know what sex was at the time. This was also the year that I learned what being gay was, and I thought, "I'm not gay."
jurassicbond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on a girl when I was 7.
noSoRandomGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I read the holy grail of a book. -- Theory of Evolution.
Awkwardstarwarsbabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the first time I actually comprehended that I was straight was when I snuck into the woods with a female friend of mine. We were both curious on how kissing felt and I kissed her. She kissed back. Did nothing for me. There was also a time when a friend showed me her breasts. Again nothing. But I always got flush and my chest got tight when I was around my older brother's friends. 13 year old me LOVED skaterboys. Too bad I said see ya later boy :/
wokecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I was 5, I was in love with my classmate. I'd stuff notes in his cubby that said "I <3 u" and he got so annoyed. I also kissed another boy when I was 5....then, didn't kiss a boy again until I was 16. lol
mdtwiztid93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
puberty
herbivore83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second grade. We did newspaper cutouts for spelling practice, me and my friend Alan always found the bra ads. I would put them in my pocket and carry them around.
walker73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Started touching myself to Janet Jacksons music video Escapade.
Durbokii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw asa akira in legwarmers masturbate in a chair and I thought "damn". She my first introduction to porn.
dumingtonfrunsworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had sexual fantasies about my classmates in kindergarten.
OnlyMath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 12 and saw some of my sister's friends thongs.
bunnymud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first saw a huge pair of sweater puppies
mrcolty5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a boner from looking at a girl
ThinksUsingPenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Busted a nut hands-free when I saw a video of a girl stripping. I was 13.
Fenway_Refugee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl up the street from me let me kiss her when I was 7 or 8, girl across the street when I was 9 or 10 let me finger-bang her and she gave me my first orgasm when she was blowing me. I had a pretty good childhood!
terencebogards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
women's underwear catalogues in the mail... wonder if my mom ever noticed them missing
beachair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Pokemon for me -- I wanted to be tokapee so I could lean on Misty's love bags all day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 8 my family went to the circus and there was this chick performing with hula hoops. She had on a really tight leotard that showed off her ass. I didn't watch anything else that night except her.
Assman til I die
MarauderShields618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I wondered if I was bi ever since I was younger and I had sexy dreams involving men and women. I was 24 when I kind of figured out that I'm not bi. I really enjoy sexualized portrayals of women, I did sexytime stuff with a woman once, and the private part stuff was meh. I really enjoyed the kissing and touching part. Actually having sex with a man is awesome, though.
Elementium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every once in awhile on a particularly confused night I'll RandomNSFW button my way into a gay sub.
I know I'm straight because I make a face like I just watched two dudes banging.
BuddhaTexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never really had an aha moment I just always kind of knew, but when I was maybe 8 my mom had his Victoria's Secret magazine and for some reason I had an urge to kiss them and their boobs, I grew up to be an ass man though.
My first crush was the pink ranger though and I had a T shirt with her on it.
datsmn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1987
plokool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was always pretty sure, then freshman year of college my roommate (probably drunk) fell asleep naked. Top bunk was about eye level to me so I ended up seeing ass and balls in the morning when I got out of the bottom bunk. Knew for sure then that I wasn't into it.
WorthEveryPenny- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found an old yu-gi-oh card, 4 star, mermaid of something, but in chinese.
American version had a seashell bra.
This one did not.
ODB247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think there was a moment. My first crushes were on girls. All I saw in my dad's nudie mags were women. I had a thing for Cyndi Lauper and Madonna and Bruce Springsteen's ass (we had a lot of record albums at home). I don't think it ever occurred to me that I had to like one gender or the other. I think when it came time to think about actual sex, other women just didn't do it for me. I never had a desire to touch lady parts. I still have crushes on women and I find many people physically attractive but I have no desire to have sexy times with them. I don't think I ever decided to be straight or realized I was. There was no moment of labeling. Maybe that's straight privilege?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like five and I got a boner from seeing a pregnant women. Age six and got bullied for having a crush on the prettiest girl in class.
Bigsaskatuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching oiled up muscly men rolling around with each other did nothing for me. Bring in Sunny and Sable and I knew I was straight... I'd assume my mom knew as well as she did my laundry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was trying to kiss girls in head start. I never really went through that "ew girls phase"
1mdelightful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4.
The first day of preschool was horrible. On the second day a father dropped off his little girl. That day began the war between us and the day care teachers. Every nap time was cuddle time until they pulled us apart. After 5 months the war was won by the children.
edrudathec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: People forgetting that being attracted to the opposite sex doesn't mean you are not attracted to the same sex.
theBADjackal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember wanting to kiss girls before kindergarten. I used to dry hump the floor. Didn't know why until I was an adult. Now as a father I see my 2year old doing the same. Must be hereditary.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that I liked women, but I don't want to fuck them.
CthuIhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is this even a question?? I guess I'm straight as hell
kcmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The minute I learned what 'being gay' is. I knew I wasn't that. (Not that there is anything wrong with it)
LanguageLimits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I woke up from the car accident and the doctor told me my spine is damaged
RaouldaGhoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure of my exact age but I was young, young and feeling funny watching Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the Batman TV show. Those hips, that outfit, I just didn't comprehend why Batman wouldn't kiss her because I sure would have.
flirt-tea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was maybe 5 or 6, and it was the first time I saw Jeff Goldblum's naked chest in Jurassic Park - y'all all know what I'm talking about, that scene where he's injured yet seductively reclined with his shirt open. Classic Goldblum. I went from a girl who loved dinosaurs to a girl who loved sweaty man bod faster than you can say "uhh".
Randomized0000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We were covering basic sex ed in year 4 in a few weeks time. I got curious early on and straight up googled "naked ladies". I was interested.
"What's that weird long tube she's sticking up her..... sorry what's that thing called?"
About 2 weeks later, my stupid 9 year old self called my older sister to help get rid of all the big scary virus alerts I kept receiving, with the porn window still open. She wasn't impressed.
biddledee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm female, and I find women to be disgustingly squishy. Boobs are a turn-off. Butts are just fun to stare at (and the only reason I'd watch American football for). I don't like hugging women because of the squish. And the make-out in college with other women was boring.
Sometimes I wonder what kissing a particular woman would be like, but then I remember that closing my eyes for make-believe doesn't work for me.
oppositewerewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After getting lost in the eyes of that Photogenic Jogger Guy- wait, did you say straight?
bencargo30102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found porn, tried straight and gay, no result for gay.
MrSirDudeBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw and felt boobs
Richy350z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gave my computer a virus. Was looking up to many pictures of naked women.
bobbo007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading an erotic book... I grew up in a very rural part of Arkansas. Was a friends and we passed it around. Didn't feel weird at the time....
Deadmeat553 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not totally convinced.
I know that I think some few girls are pretty, but guys can occasionally (although very rarely) be fairly attractive, and I rarely (if ever) have any actual urge towards either. I don't know. Overall, I think I'm heterosexual, but it's not something I really care about. I'd like a family someday, but it's really one of the last things on my to-do list.
royyyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 6 and saw Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical... I fell in love
FaultyQuality022603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was little I saw a Super Bowl halftime with some female performer and I got a boner
schmidgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a straight phase for a few months when I was 19. Thankfully, it was just a phase.
jiggywiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My baby sitter sorta decided for me.
RainYupRain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is kinda embarrassing but, I was 5 on YouTube I searched, "grls showin there peenises" At that time I wasn't aware that there was a different sexual organ for each gender.
x6o21h6cx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/92/4e/d8924edc2573c82e56cb86cac0c32a09.jpg
When I used my allowance to buy a magazine that had this on the back cover.
asspamphlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I had your mom?
Iznogaud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Penis entered Vagina.
SFSorrow4379 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first masturbated. Just like everyone else....maybe
InvictusManeo97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably the first time I saw the music video for Shania Twain's 'I Feel Like a Woman!' (For the record this was about 7-8 years after it came out, it was on one of those TV channels that shows music videos), I was probably 9 or 10 at the time. But yeah, that's also how I found out that I apparently have a thing for redheads.
butthelevywasbri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lady on the TV made my pants get tighter.
dethmourne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd never really thought about it until my first sexual encounter with a woman. She shoved a finger up my rear and although I know that some straight men enjoy this, for me it ended our fun on a very sour note. That's when I knew I was never catching. I can't say I'd never pitch bit I've never really felt the urge even when very handsome men have implied the opportunity existed.
Lankience ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had a family life education course in 5th grade and they taught us what an erection was. At that moment I realized the tingling feeling I got in my dick when I was in preschool and girls would chase me around the playground was an early version of an erection. I've liked girls literally as long as I can remember.
AestheticKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 8 years old I would spend the weekend with my grandparents and we would occasionally go visit my uncle who lived in a trailer way out in the boonies. One visit I had to take a massive dump so I went to the Johnny on the job he had. When I sat down I noticed all of his dirty magazines on the side. I ripped out maybe a dozen pages and took them with me.
Insane_Wanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 years old. Tried to sneak out of my bedroom one night but found my dad was watching TV in the room right outside. He wasn't facing me so he didn't see me. Was about to sneak back into my room when I caught a glance of the TV. Some topless chicks dancing. Was mesmerized by them boobies. Knew ever since
lord_gaben3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First day of 5th grade, pretty new girl who later went on to become a famous model.
Godzillarex77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first started standing straight is when I knew I really was straight
ZombieNinja0143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up is awkward. I remember thinking I might be gay because I would get random erections even when just around guy friends. Then I overheard someone say, "when you jerk off do you think of girls or guys?" I knew then I was definitely a straight guy. Plus now that I think back I should have known I was straight because I spent 90% of my time thinking about naked girls.
Edit: Also when a female nude scene would come on during a movie my mom would make me cover my eyes, I always peeked.
LetsRunTrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I watched The Sandlot for the first time and Wendy Peffercorn entered my life then refused to leave.
scootscoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4, her and I were playing Lion King, we both liked it when Nala pinned Simba. Giggety giggety!
BlinkDirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i saw a porn for the first time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasnt fed sexually explicit shit for men when I was young. So who knows, but I did notice Demi Moore in striptease so theres that...
Ater all is said and dont i love the female body. Too much.
Dmoney6666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the day, maybe 1988-89, everyone in East Boston had a Scrambler/Black Box, and we had all the pay channels, which were HBO, Cinemax, and Showtime. There was also Playboy, just Playboy. There was an A/B button on the remote, which is how you would switch from pay channels to regular basic cable channels. On channel 50B was Playboy, but it never came in. If I hit the A/B button really fast, I'd get glimpses and tits and ass, and maybe the occasional subtle peek of pubic hair. You couldn't make out the girls, but being 8-9 years old and getting your first glimpse, your in a little boys dream. Good question.
Aware I was straight around 8-9 years old. Dad had a nice stash too. Thanks Dad. You truly, and inadvertently, made available the supplies I needed to not be a total moron my first time in bed with a girl.
TheSulfurCityKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was pretty sure I was straight before this moment, despite what my grandfather believed, but when I kissed a dude and it did absolutely nothing for me.
Pretty much the last nail in the coffin for me and dicks.
JimmyRevSulli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just always kinda knew it.
magic-400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got an eraser stuck up my nose trying to impress the blonde girl I sat next to in second grade
Acekitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my best friend wanted to hook up with me, and I wasn't interested.
shjaiboii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preschool
GDMFusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found a Playboy in the garage. Game over.
Penquinsrule83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ive mentioned this before. I was about 8 or 9 years old. I felt these inexplicable fealings for Diana Troy on TNG. My dad told me I had good taste when I tried talking to him about it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I was about 4 years old, I really liked looking at the women in my mother's lingerie catalogs. I had no idea what it meant to be straight at age 4, but I definitely liked women.
FedoraLa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always "knew" I was straight, in the way that you know your parents are your parents - as in, that's just the accepted norm growing up until someone tells you otherwise or you find out on your own. I questioned my sexuality a lot as a young adult, as did everyone around me (which is probably what started my own questioning) - I can look at a woman, and be attracted, and I can look at a man and be attracted. But I only want to be intimate with men. I didn't find that out until I started dating at 25.
keldamage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really though I wanted to go down on a girl until I was 3 inches away from doing it. Yuck.
Gugmuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shortly after I was born I instinctually went for a tit.. 30 years later, said Instinct has yet to steer me wrong?
More serious note, similarly found hustlers; locker rooms didn't prove to be an issue.
jeffmcd12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a little boy in the mid 1980's and caught the opening credits of the popular television series 'Miami Vice'. During the sequence, images of Miami would flash while that cheesy Miami Vice theme song blared throughout my parents living room. About ten seconds into the montage the most beautiful, confident, smiling woman strides across the screen in a bikini top while her perfect pair of breasts dance in unison to the sound of the conga drums. I must've been all of 5 years old but I knew I wanted to be on her. When i heard that music come on I was running toward the tv like the flock of pelicans that opens the montage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right around the time trump became president elect.
CoolSteveBrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was six I was watching From Russia With Love with my dad and it got me aroused to say the least.
MikeDixieNormus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i was a kid i would lick the tv screen while watching replays of batman the animated series and the cute supervillains (harley quinn? poison ivy?) would come on. I would go for the pussy.......couldnt have been more than 8.
kklolzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw porn for the first time around age 10 I was enthralled
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three words: Robin FUCKING Byrd
He_of_the_Hairy_Arms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It first occurred to me that I liked girls when I saw the movie My Demon Lover on television. It was a stupid 80's romantic comedy about a homeless guy who was possessed by a gypsy as a teenager to turn into a literal demon every time he gets horny. So likewise he can only get to a certain point with chicks. There are several scenes in the movie where the protagonist struggles with this affliction in the midst of some serious macking. We're talking the girl being down to just a bra. I was five years old and getting sexual boners. Probably not normal, but that taught me I liked girls.
Much later, in second grade, I learned some boys actually like other boys and it's called being gay. So I guess only at that point did I realize I was "not gay."
esoteric_enigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 11 and the puberty kicked in. I always liked girls. But it was in a they were different from me kind of way. It's hard to explain. Then puberty came and I suddenly noticed they had breasts and hips and ass. Then I really liked what was going on there physically. Before it was like "That's nice". Then it was like "That's nice and I want to do terrible things to it".
photogenicmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In middle school my friend came out as bi. My other friend and I thought that was really cool. We wanted to be bi too! After about a week of thinking we could just start liking women we realized that no, we were both very straight. I was already watching porn at that point and was into lesbian porn as well as straight porn, so I thought maybe it might work. But once I actually attempted to be attracted to women I knew it wasn't going to happen.
Kelikels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly When i was 23
MrDiddelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Went to ask my mom a question and she was watching a show about breast exams and cancer. Boobs were in the screen and I completely lost my train of thought. Both my mom and I knew I was a boob kid growing into a boob man that day.
thenipooped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer came out when i was quite young. Sarah Michelle Gellar let me know that I'm straight
ultimazan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody realizes they are straight. That is default behavior. Can't say the same for people who call themselves gay. Many of these people seem really confused people who overthink and then become obsessed with their thoughts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in 2nd grade I was getting yelled at by a female teacher. She had to bend over to look me in the eyes, except that my eyes were looking down her blouse the entire time. The scolding topic changed, and I realized...
I like boobies.
the__dark__prince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a young boy of just 10 years old, and seeing girls in the bikini section of the weekly Target ads made my willy tingle. And that if I touched said willy, it made me feel really good, inside and out.
That's how I figured out I like girls
Thumberella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when i fucked a dude a realized it grossed me out instead of turned me on. but when i fuck a woman all i can think about is that moment all week. so obviously i cant be gay if the sex i had made me look back in disgust, compared to looking back and loving it, and enjoying that moment and waiting for the next moment like it to arise. ;TLDR: fucked a dude to see if i liked it, didnt like it at all. (there is no sexual connection between other males for me, so while i get along with a male and can hang out with one every single day, i couldnt possibly consider kissing or having sex with a man ever again)
tvec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that sexuality and sexual preference is a spectrum. There was a while where I thought that I could be gay. I had more sexual experiences (with women) and I realized that I am a fair bit more on the hetero side. That was around 20 years old for me.
Sloppy_Goldfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've liked girls since kindergarden. I never went through the whole "girls are icky" phase. I had a sort of girlfriend in 1st grade and I couldn't exactly explain why, but I knew I was liking being around here.
aloneNerd94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was around 7 years old and I went to see the movie Teen Wolf Too. I had the biggest crush on Jason Bateman's love interest. Never really seen the actress in anything since then.
andyhill1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Went on boobs.com when I was 8 and really liked the boobs. Haven't eased up on the cyber-booby-search since.
aeropg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in first grade I used to look at this girl in my class all the time. I didn't know why and I also felt weird when I did. It wasn't until recently I remembered the feeling I had and realized I had a crush on her. And in the third grade I bought (had my mom buy) a teddy bear for a girl.
Bozdemshitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I grabbed a pussy.
WasaCajun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 4 and I found my stepdads playboy's. I didn't know exactly why but I really likes the pictures of the naked girls and it gave me a funny feeling in my groin.
justonemorebyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I put my penis in a girl and liked it.
Jaycoozi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had my first girlfriend sit on my face, at that moment, I knew why I was put in this earth.
maxpred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3 or 4 y.o.
Liked girl from next door and once I said my sis: "One day I will marry that girl or grandma" cause I liked them both a lot :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting so angry you pop a boner. Jokes aside, it was probably seeing this crush I had on a girl when I was eight.
maninbonita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daycare before preschool.... I loved that girl, hated her "boyfriend" Always liked at least one girl at all times.
Saw my dads naked stash of women on the computer at 10 and couldn't stop looking.
strathegm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three words. Tiffani Amber Thiessen.
Jed118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making out with a girl in grade 7 (while also being in the same grade, disclaimer). I even got to 3rd base (or whatever base signifies sucking on tits, small as they may be due to that age and whatnot) and enjoyed it.
It wasn't a realization that I was straight, just that being with a girl was exciting and touching/being touched by them was desirable.
tmotytmoty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preschool. I always wanted to lay my nap mat close to a girl I really liked (for some reason).
Commando2442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 4 in preschool, my teacher was talking to the other teachers about how she forgot to where underwear's or something. I honestly didn't know what she meant, but while i was having recess on the sidewalk I was drawing on the side of the playground with chalk, and the teacher was sitting down. I was so persistent that when one of the pieces of chalk rolled under her skirt I quickly grabbed and felt her skirt touch my neck and looked up. I saw her pussy that day and I got a little excited, but as soon it happened she found out screamed and gave me time out. I still remember I though what she had under her skirt was a starfish (pussy). I also used to hump pillows when I got a boner ;). Btw How many of you guys got a Middle school Pool Party? Cause I didn't ;-;.
gianni_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kissed a girl in kindergarten lol
c0nduit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I as in grade 7 a girl told me my ears were dirty, and I thought she was gorgeous and for some reason felt the need to impress her and got my ears in order quick!
Drastik019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The girl next door. Elisha Cuthbert changed my life.
Kinggod13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got in trouble for kissing a girl in kindergarten, teacher told me to stop, didn't.
TimithiusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never 'realized' it only expressed it realizing it...then started exploring... ; )
DigitalAbuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had some guy in high school become a little obsessed with me. He was a good friend but got a little too clingy and attempted on more than one occasion to... do things... I was completely uninterested and felt extremely put off by it. That's when I knew 100% I wasn't into guys. At all.
supercool9483 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade. A girl in my class started to develop. I was in love instantly
TitanFallKeyPlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brook Burke wild on E. or maybe the pink power ranger.
esirnus18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when I was in 3rd grade and used to always fight with my class girl friends. It was like a rivalry we called each other stupid and pull the girls by the hair. Couple of years later my usual target, girl named Annie, grew first set of perky little boobs in class. I remember my attitude towards her became totally different, I started to carry her stuff and suddenly became so nice to her, gave her my sandwich too on few occasion. That's how I knew I love women and boobies;)
Vlaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At age 8 I had waited for my parents to leave the house before I turned on our Pioneer Cable Box, and flipped to the Spice channel. It was some "prepping for porn" thing where the girl having her pussy trimmed and styled by some sort of pube-groomer/stylist. The fact that I sat through watching that and still enjoyed what I was seeing confirmed my being straight.
artskyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always? Weirdly, that's basically the answer in regards to when I thought I was 'saved' as well. Both were quite innate in both my upbringing and development.
That said, I have questioned both. But I've only ever discovered confirmation, as biased as it might be.
So I'm neither an unthinking Christian nor an unthinking hetero-male.
I don't have an easy or binary response to either, exactly. I just know they are both fundamental to who I am.
Javad0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
11 years old and Heavy Metal was airing for the first time. 11 year old me found it on a 'free HBO weekend'. 11 year old me never forgot those boobs.
afabs96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This girl in the sixth grade. Biggest boons I had seen at that time, I didn't know why but I thought it was dope
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May name appear next to 'straight' in the dictionary.
sagebrushsam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Morgan Fairchild on Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure. I must have been five or six but damn, women with curves in satin still get me hard!
LeCrushinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kissed a girl when I was 5, felt good. Didn't really "know" I was straight, it's just all I knew and didn't know there was any other way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 11. One day it occurred to me all I wanted to do is make-out with my classmate Raphael.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i saw some titties
Morrinn3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit man, I'm still not sure...
BlondieTVJunkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
huh? I didn't know it. Just was. I didn't know there was different. First realizing what gay was is the better story.
burnout_302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was fucking convinced.
Reddwheels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw the movie "Species" with Natasha Henstridge.
OccamsMinigun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since before I can recall. I always liked girls.
endlessly_curious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first day of kindergarten I realized I loved girls. I had a girlfriend by the end of my first day. All throughout school I developed an interest in girls way before most guys did. I had a few friends parents call me a bad influence because of my interest in girls.
This interest has never faded or went away. I dont just love women sexually but love being in a relationship with a great women. I have never been one to sleep around and always wanted a relationship. By the time I started high school, I had already had two year long girlfriends and then spent from Sophomore year until two years after high school with the same girl.
So, I have always been a little strange for a guy that way and oddly enough, some of my close friends thought I might be gay because I never had the desire to just out and get laid, if I wasnt interested in being in a relationship with someone, I had no interest in them at all even if I was extremely sexually attracted to someone. I turned down a couple of opportunites for sex with super hot girls when I was younger because of this. Now that I am older, I do kind of regret taking sex so seriously that young because now in the later half of my 30s with kids, it is harder to date and have sex.
Hebblewater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One day I saw a girls butt and thought to myself
"Haha, she poops from there"
misterdrewbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when my buddy sent me a dick pic and i felt nothing related to a boner
webpod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In second grade I drew naked pictures of girls, and chased them on the playground.
Kighla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in middle school I remember crying and writing in my diary that I thought I might be bisexual. Cried about it for a day or two, then remembered that I was not.
knucklesdotdot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grade 2, but I didn't know anything about gay or straight.
codyrippit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I had sex with a guy, I was just going through the motions, but there was no emotions behind it. with women, it's a different feeling
Mysteryman100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was four years old, I thought this girl in my pre-school was pretty.
SanePsycho82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw titanic when I was twelve, the first and best tits I had ever seen.
Jankster79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having girlfriends and kissing as a 7-year old kid, I was interested in girls way before I knew what homosexuality was. When I found out about gays I thought about it for a second and realised I could not even think of kissing another dude.
I grew up in the 80's in Sweden. up until 1979 homosexuality was viewed as a mental disease and people did not "come out" in fear of being rejected by the community. Nobody talked about it, kids shows stayed away from the subject.. very unlike nowadays when Swedish kids show sometimes shock the rest of the world with it's 'open mindset'.
I'm blabbing away. Anyhow, it is like a 3 year gap between where I realise I was interested in girls and when I found out about homosexuality. So I don't know if I should answer with 7 years old or 10-11 years old.
JoelCarroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Pre-school or Kindergarten....I remember just wanting to lay down next to Kim during nap time SO badly. Just wanting to be near her, and not knowing why.
Kaankaants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't. It's who I am and never needed to "realise" it.
RobinWolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt it as a natural progression, not a magic "poof" out of nowhere. I didn't have any social norms to violate in that regard.
I just love the female form. It always spiked a fire within me. There was never a moment of confusion about it. I'm sure many, regardless of sexuality, share this feeling.
Sarahbeanie24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At 5 I loved Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and had a poster of him I would kiss...
PopeTrevor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 3 to 4, I would tie up my stepmom's best friend and would love to snap her bra strap.
YesImChill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was confused for a while, then I got a girlfriend and found out I love vagina. And I'm pretty convinced I like it more than peni.
Gunslinger_11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching dusk till dawn, that Selma Hayek awoken a young boy's fire ๐ฅ that burns like the sun.
EndsMeanS420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I let this dude suck my dick. I didn't like and said to myself, "yup, I'm straight"!
laurenoffeanor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went to see The Fellowship of the Ring. 10 year old me quickly fell for Legolas ;)
SocialistCloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lifted up a classmates skirt in first grade.
Doctor_Oceanblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still waiting for that moment
BackdoorGG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For as long as I can remember. It felt natural to me and something I can't control and was not a conscious decision. However I've only had one girlfriend throughout my lifetime at 22 now and I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian now.
Ira_Gamagoori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People don't just decide to be straight, they are born being straight!
Double-Portion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 11 I started to realize how much I liked girls, so I knew I was straight or bi, then I tried fantasizing about men and I wasn't aroused, I just got an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach so I decided that I must be straight. 10 years later, can confirm, definitely straight.
haha420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 5th grade and I really liked this girl. She later moved and I kept the pencil she gave me for like a week. Then I saw some tits on tv
VoodooToaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found my dad's Playboy "KISS Anniversary" edition.
ISoRedditFirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still waiting to find out
Johnnytucf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelly Kapowski
pmsnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. Amy Matz.
IAmGoingToFuckThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I was bisexual in high school, but then I actually had a vagina in front of me and realized I'm all about dick.
qryCosmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When young me was flipping the Sears Christmas Wist catalogue and didn't immediately breeze past the ladies flashing their knickers on the way to the toys.
TracksideHoax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten is when I realized I was very much into chasing the ladies.
stabilityisunstable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just now when I saw this and learned that apparently it's a thing now.
down_vote_militia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder Woman on TV - Linda Carter had a big ol' butt and I liked it. Still do, actually.
Kwopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I saw a women in a bikini and my dinkey got hard
alberttryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like most people, I found out what being gay was and was like "No thanks"
QueequegTheater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lola Bunny.
King_Marlowe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stacie's mom: MTV
treesknees89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ryan Phillipe - Cruel Intentions
CoffeeBeanoMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw a naked lady and I thought this is nice.
lydell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually discussed this once or twice with friends but I was a freshman or sophomore in high school and I just looked around my choir class and thought, "Do I like girls? Could I?" I visualized what that would look like and was "Nope, I'm good."
iMurd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was like 4 my crush was The Little Mermaid.
kashmoney360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like something that goes into r/circlejerk but if it's serious:
No one gets crushes until they hit what, preschool? At least that's when I had my first crush, and as implied if it wasn't already I had a crush on a girl and ever since I've only gotten a boner from girls.
averykc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in year 5 or 6 at school and I was rewinding the tape that our teacher had recorded a kids news program on in the av room. At the end, it has Brittney Spears' oops I did it again playing. I didn't know why, but I didn't ever want to have to stop watching it!
rowanbladex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably when I was around 3 or 4 and had two chicks I was planning to marry. They were pretty cute.
weird_word_moment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching My So-Called Life and I could not get over how beautiful Claire Danes was.
AccountWasFound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw the Thor movie was the first time I'd ever thought of anyone in anyway a sexual way, and any time my mind wanders to women in the same way my brain instantly just switches to a more clinical, "I wonder what being into girls would be like" mode. I had never thought about it though till about 7th grade, when I realized I'd had crushes on a lot of guys, but never on any girls. And then I saw the Thor movie that fall (I think, could have been a year to either side), and that kinda cinched it....
mimitchi86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MTV and VH1 were on the TV a lot when I was a kid, so I attribute my straightness to that. When I was two years old, I had a crush on Debbie Gibson (specifically from this video). That's what first got me interested in girls.
Also when I was two years old, I saw the video for "Cold Hearted" by Paula Abdul. She pretty much solidified my being straight; I knew I liked what I saw, and I figured out that girls could eventually look like that, so I never went through a cootie phase.
Zombie989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I hit puberty. Prior to that, I liked both boys and girls. I remember having a huge crush on this kid named Adam. I was especially fond of the ringlets at the bottom of his mullet. I used to smell Tom's hair whenever I stood in line behind him. I was also into the Ambers (like the Ashleys, but... You get it).
When I was 12, I had a crush on these girls in my classes, but no boys. I one day saw a kid who looked like Adam (who had long ago moved away), and realized I didn't feel about him the way I had before. It was then that I realized I was only into girls now.
BruceBannersDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
still not sure.
GiantCatWoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I watched "Pumping Iron".
That movie is softcore porn. I get moist watching it. Muscles, muscles, muscles, muscles and tall men everywhere.
ILikeFluffyThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheetara helped a lot.
Notawordplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was ten and my dad Took me out to go cruise for pussy
DildoGaggen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably in like 2nd grade when I already had a gf(lol) and then in 5th grade when I would check out all of the girls asses which I still do to this day I might add.
Gdash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really should put male or female in your reply..... Cuz some people are really gay here
Walmarche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not sure.
deltalitprof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always like to ask homophobic people when they CHOSE to be straight.
You'd be surprised how many of them actually do remember the moment they CHOSE to be straight.
It's been my theory that those who are most homophobic harbor homosexual feelings themselves. So indeed they would be likely to think of their being straight as a choice, and to think of being gay as a choice.
Me? As a five-year-old, I really really enjoyed watching Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. It was no more a choice than my liking cheeseburgers instead of lima beans.
Dragofireheart ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:01:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You really are an asshole aren't you?
Themiddlechild10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friend groip in elementary school "If you had to do this guy___ or this guy____, who would it be?"
Me:"Ummmm ewww no just no."
"No you have to pick!"
Me:"Yeaaaaaaaaaaah nope, those are guys ewwwwww"
That's when I knew.
teopedo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seen a cartoon of female lizard stripping her skin, while waiting for the time to get to school at 6 y.o.
RiposteandAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom took me shopping frequently when I was young. I remember multiple times, from when I was six, and I spent a lot of time chatting up female associates at department stores, and staring up most of the mannequin's skirts like it was normal. I was also a popular kid with the ladies in the neighborhood back then :]
Lord_Jocko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great question. I've been girl-crazy since I was 5. I asked a girl to marry me when I was in kindergarten. I blame my mom's soap operas. But the awareness of sexual orientation came later, probably around the time I popped my first boner while watching Revenge of the Nerds. My world was changed forever.
SenatorCrabHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly, Chyna from WWE....err...I mean Sable, yeah, Sable...
LeagueOfJarman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing Lauren holly in picket fences when the kid fantasizes about her with a chocolate cake and game boy.
Fuck
DJ_GiantMidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching this mini series on HBO where 2 dudes were lying in bed with eachother. I thought to myself "that doesn't appeal to me at all" that's when I knew I wasn't gay
godzillabobber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was movies as a young boy. The oldest sister in Swiss Family Robinson, the little girl at the end of the Jungle Book and the oldest sister in The Sound of Music. Saw them in the mid 60's and they stirred emotions I never had before. I was seven to eight. Wasn't a choice, but an awareness there was something wonderful about girls.
frozzone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early childhood
Blue_Three ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think a better question would be "What's your earliest memory of being attracted to the opposite sex?" or something along those lines. Being straight isn't really something that you need to realize. You only do once you find out about homosexuality being a thing. As a kid you aren't exactly aware of there being anything else.
deville66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I saw Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman on TV. Because if she can't convince your straight then chances it wasn't meant to be.
ProwlerCaboose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I didn't. It just kinda happened. I grew and was like yeah I like girls. I didn't attribute it to anything other then growing up and not thinking girls are icky.
D3dshotCalamity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomb Raider
turtlepanzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know I had an option not to when I grew up..... It just seemed normal from movies and family members and classmates.... nobody was gay that I know of. So it didn't even occur to me to look at the same sex differently than just friends.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 6 years old and his name was Alex.
bobbygoestosundowner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember thinking Jonathan Taylor Thomas(Home Improvement days) and I were going to get married. I was in pre-K.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I learned about sexualty. I didn't really have solid notion of it before I had the talk with my parents. I had always liked girls so I always "knew" I was straight but I knew nothing about sex and sexualty so having that talk just when I first "realized" I was straight.
agoogua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well one day I just woke up and said "I'm not gay!"
Crazy_Eagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I started being rebellious as a kid and staying up late, I came across the girls gone wild commercials. Yup that was pretty much it.
Gillbreather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been chasing boys around since forever. I can't remember a time when I wasn't interested in a boy.
I_Am_Helpful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw dat ass
Powdershuttle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never ending story : The Childlike Empress. That's when I knew.
plyslz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lori Muckies boobs when I was nine
KudagFirefist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 years old, first time watching Ghostbusters on the movie channel at my grandparents.
There is no Dana, only Zuul.
HadarNada900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i have actually stumbled upon porn by myself when i was 11 while browsing the internet.. that definitely got convinced
marieelaine03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Had my first crush on guys when I was 5.
When I was 8 I was obsessed with this boy pictured on the back on Archie comics. In my mind he was the perfect boyfriend.
I never had thoughts about girls like that at all
elyisgreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still not fully sure. I don't think I'm gay tho
fusionman51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 yr old me getting butterflies seeing the pink ranger. Also 9 yr old me meeting the pink ranger pretty much confirms it.
BluesVFX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
October 8th, 1994 when the first episode of The Secret World of Alex Mack came out.
Pumpkin055 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8 and saw Debbie does Dallas.
facial_montgomery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always liked girls since I remember. Started as far back as I can even think; crushes on older women like my teachers and ladies at church. Then the pretty girl in class when I was in kindergarten. And so on - 26 years strong. Couple notches on my belt, so what? Big whoop, wanna fight about?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was at my babysitters house when I was 6 or so. Ran by the bathroom just as her 4-5 year old daughter was getting out of the bath tub (door was open), butt naked.
I new right then I liked girls.
Zomunieo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:42 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came across the infamous Sega Saturn ad in a magazine.
Before or after the ad, I never had the slightest interest in the Sega Saturn.
monkeybuttsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My parents raised me gay. I dated a few guys in middle school but it never really felt right. Then I joined the theater department and made out with a girl backstage. Straight since then
g_squidman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I distinctly remember a day in 10th grade. I realized I had a crush on a girl, but didn't want to have sex with her. It actually made me want to do that less. I didn't know the word for it at the time, but that's when I realized I am straight asexual.
fyrewurxedge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Hollowman on VHS and then in the scene with the hollowman trying to unbutton the blouse.
SweetToothKane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno, even in elementary school I had "girlfriends"
TheSilverPotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first or second grade my friend and I were playing birdie and I ran into a fifth grader with a blooming chest. I had never been so excited as a child.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't know if you call it 'realized' but Raquel Welch was dancing on television and I couldn't take my eyes off her and couldn't stop thinking about her later. I was about 5.
Phalanx808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew I liked women. But when I was 14ish I honestly asked myself if I could be bisexual? Like hey maybe I like guys too and I'm just repressing it or something.
Watched about 30 seconds of gay porn
Turns out I am aggressively heterosexual.
hahaha67890 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally didn't know I was straight until I had sex with my now husband. I'm 20 and we've been together two years. ๐ So I haven't really known for sure for a long time.
SycoPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 8 and "fooled around" with my 11 year old neighbor girl in her parents basement. Blew my fucking mind.
Trvspkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2nd grade when I got blown during recess
PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy, here we go. In middle school we had swimming at the local highschool near us every week. Well, one week I forgot my swimming trunks and had to borrow a set from there (they had a stand where they would power clean swimming suits for people who needed a pair). So I asked my teacher where the stand was. He told me, "Go out the door and make a right. Turn right again and it'll be right there. I did exactly what he told me. Turns out it lead me to the girls changing room. So there's me, a kid that has probably ever only seen a naked girl off a mag or Internet, accidentally walking into the girls changing room filled with all of his classmates who were already stripped down. Jesus Crust I could have died right there but luckily all of the girls were turned around facing the lockers trying to avoid eye contact with others. I can never live that day down. But I sure as hell knew I was straight from there on.
mozgotrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew because I never reposted popular witty questions on askreddit for sweet sweet karma
northmainstreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JC Penny catalog.
bearsito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried making out with a couple of guys, and it really did the opposite of turning me on. I was actually a bit surprised. Up until then I'd suspected I was bi.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guy grabbed my "little buddy" at a club. Nothing. I'd always thought there was a chance I was bi and just really didn't want to deal with the stigma and hardships if I ended up in a same-sex relationship, so I deliberately never put myself in the position of questioning my straightness. Like Imaybeahomophobia
FeelingMutinous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush was when I was pretty young. It was on a boy in a movie named Chip or Junior or some other 90's shit. I think I went to the bathroom to cry when my parents made some kind of joke about me liking him because I wanted to rewind part of the movie he was in. I never told them, but they were completely right. Young me just wasn't ready to have such harsh light cast on my tender feelings haha
greyhoundpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in a same sex relationship for 7 years. I kept hoping I could just be a lesbian but... no.
triotone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten crush
phantompath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I was 9 or 10 and watching the Casper movie (1995). I desperately wanted to be Christina Ricci's character Kat and get to wear a white dress and hang out with a cute boy ghost.
I still have weird taste in men.
mshelbym ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:21 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't really into "boys" until 6th grade, so 12 years old. I had the whole experimental curiosity until then, but never one preference one way or the other.
friendliest_giant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I gave a girl one of those frozen ice cones that have the gumball at the bottom to show me her vagina behind the local pool. There were like five of us and ended up realizing that vaginas are weird and cool. That and staying up super late night and seeing those GGW commercials that got me really energetic and excited at 1am...
TheWillyWonkaofWeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If there was ever any question for me, it was all answered the first time I saw a vagina. It was just so beautiful and all I wanted to do was touch it.
ThePigDot_26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One day When I was about 13 I was pondering whether I could be gay. I noticed that on the other side of the road was a very attractive girl. A gust of wind at that very moment blew her skirt up and i walked straight into a lamppost. I had my answer:
siddhartha_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten school/church play, stations of the cross i think.
This hot ass girl Crystal was Mary, and my friend was Jesus. In one of the stations, Jesus (my friend) laid his head in Mary's (Crystal's) lap.
I remember being so jealous that it wasnt me that got to put my head in her lap. In my fuzzy memory, I can still picture her. And in my mind she still looks hot, like my age hot not like she still looks like shes in kindergarten in my 25 yr old brain. Ugh....what happened to you crystal? I need to find your instagram or something.
ToCalForSchaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade when I had my first sexual relation with a female
fudgewhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
getting nipple hardons in middle school cus a cute boy brushed up against me in class. those nips could carve glass ugh
Hime_Takamura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At a young age I developed a sort of fear of other women. I also saw a vagina once and thought "eeehhhh no thank you."
CrankyTrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:34:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten! I was at an all boys school, and the crush I had was my Class Adviser who was female
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21/22
From 10-16 I thought I was bisexual for feminine or androgynous guys, then after a while I thought I was bicurious until after my first serious girlfriend who took my virginity (I say that absolutely as she was an abusive bitch that cheated on me) after which I thought I was asexual and then eventually thought I might be gay.
I had one gay experience it went no further than kissing because, well I really really wasn't into it. I felt bad cos the guy was nice and had a thing for me.
Really I only knew I was definitely straight (with a thing for futanari) when I got with my now fiancรฉ almost 2 years ago. My fiancรฉ knows all this and accepts all of it thankfully as it caused a lot of issues not knowing what I was for a long time.
Throwaway_sph_666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was 9 and saw older sister's boobs
Skeet858 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching miss congeniality . Got my first erection. Had no idea what it was and freaked out haha
tigerbear79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm 36, and still don't know if i am or not
Yourlocalcorvid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bootcamp couldn't get a hard on and masturbate due to all the man stink around me but as soon as I got a whiff of the woman stink when I passed them during a march.....oh...my..god...my dick wanted to rip through my navy utility pants. I actually felt a bit lightheaded.
Dark_Vengence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think i came too late to this thread but i always knew i was straight. I didn't know about the concept of homosexuality until high school. The female body is something magical and i was never attracted to dick. Even when i was young, i wanted a wife, kids and all that. I have a thing for strong women like the pink power ranger, xena and so on.
Swiftierest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was around 6, and kissed a girl behind a tree at the playground. We kissed a lot more after that and it was fantastic.
bloodshot_people ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Christina Applegate playing Kelly Bundy on Married With Children.
travo_o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
50 Cent's "Candy Shop" music video on MTV.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized that I only ever wanted to have physical intimacy with girls, not an emotional relationship (except for friendships, of course). Even my female crushes would be very superficial.
rees24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:51:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leonardo Dicaprio hahaha.. when i was 10 I watched the aviator in the theatres when it came out. I was so confused. I was thinking wow why is he so good looking and Mmmmmmm.
nicotineapache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it might have been kim basinger in Wayne's world 2. The scene where she dances with Garth. Suddenly i have this uncomfortable feeling in my lower body. I think i was 7.
Andykbrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:54:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I hade a crush on at girl in 1st grade. Most boys that I knew at the time though were still going on about cooties and such so I tried to act cool and like it wasn't a big deal. I remember crying to my mom as I confided in her about my dilemma.... she just laughed at me.
iHiTuDiE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:28 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bra section in catalogs.
I also had to learn how to do my own laundry at the time.
jankay2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One weekend night I was up til very late watching tv when I came across this channel called Showcase. It was then when I realized that my dick was getting really hot
theprofiteer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The moment I saw bare breasts. Couldn't stop thinking bout them, definitely knew I was straight at a young age.
isthistaken- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serious night time fantasies featuring Captain Jack Sparrow, chandler bing, that guy from NCIS, and Fry from Futurama
ghostinthemachine5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:53 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
8 years old. Found a playboy magazine. Instant boner. Was confused why it happened. Wanted more. Also the blonde next door that wanted to ride bikes and play Nintendo with me.
Phalex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:58 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: First sexual awakenings. For me it's just that I have always been attracted to go girls from as far back as I can remember. Litteraly from I was able to form long-term memories. And long before I had any sort of sexual urge.
SovereignLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dunno. Well before ten years old, but couldn't say specifically. I always enjoyed women.
sumrandomreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After eating pussy. First and last time. I told my Bf at the time after that encounter " yup definitely not a lesbian."
ghostinthemachine5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! How could I forget. ELVIRA...the reason I love boobs.
imperialmoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was asked by a dude in my dorm to come jerk off with him. He was cool, we were friends, but I'd never even considered the possibility that I wasn't straight before. So I told him I'd think about it. And I did. For a day I thought hard about how I felt about it. Intellectually, I was fine with it. And I really wanted to do it so I could have an emotional and sexual bond with someone - I was pretty lonely. But I got the shakes every time I tried to go say sure to him. In the end I told him no, because I just couldn't make it feel right to me.
Bigaboobeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girls gone wild commercials..
woutizmoo14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buffy the vampire slayer tv series
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno. When I learned what being gay was (around 5 I think) my immediate thought was
"Not all girls like boys?"
shitbagmcgoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was in like 3rd grade i had lots of friends that were girls and one day at recess they started chasing me saying they were gonna kiss me and give me cooties and i didnt wanna run away.
bigassgiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a kid on the school bus and an older high school girl was walking down the aisle. Just past my seat she tripped over a school bag and fell forward with her arse in the air. Something stirred inside me and I knew I wanted to mount her. I stayed in my seat, went home and worked out masturbation by fucking my pillow.
frapawhack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
playing hide and kiss with the Bolivian ambassador's daughter
I_luv_me_That_Peake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birth
wipe66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In nursery school I had a crush on a girl. I think I was 2 or 3 years old.
CritikalErr0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:17:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My social studies teacher leaning over me to check on what I was doing, my face gravitated directly towards her tits.
Now bear with me. Her top was low cut, so I could clearly see, this pink and black frilly bra, BARELY cupping these melons easily the size of my head. It didn't help AT ALL that she was leaning so close, my ear brushed her necklace, which was playing hide and seek down there. Fuck me.
I've done my share of experiments when I was younger, but it was that moment I was sold. She was also young and beautiful which only made the situation worse. I think she's married now. But anyway, that's not the point, point is
She caught me staring like that Mexican frog, and said
"hey, eyes on the paper" then she winked.
Fuck. I need to go take a cold shower.
NightRosePT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tried doing it with a guy out of curiosity. Couldn't get it up. Was kinda obvious after that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i grinded on a girl at the school playground when i was 10 years old. We were playing "Tag". But our version is that you have to grab one another.
I grab her and her butt seems to touch my junk. I start dry humping like crazy. In doggystyle position. It felt like actual sex without putting it in. I could feel my entire body in extacy so incredibly turned on.
She was laughing the entire time in a jonkingly and the kids were like "Danny you player!".
She pushed me off. That entire day i was horny. Back then i didn't know what masturbation or porn is. I had so much energy!
From that moment on i knew, i was gonna love women/girls.
MaximillianKaspar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two words. Jessica Alba.
Ssgogo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fifth grade and later reaffirmed last night in bed.
Teves3D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Springer. You know.
Breadedmilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i had funny feelings for Misty from pokemon at age 6
AirmailMRCOOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After a few hours of intense bottoming. Just wasn't for me.
Gintarazimu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total Drama Island had animated pixelated boobs. First hard-on I ever had.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Ronald McDonald kissed me in pre-school.
jaymnic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:59 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm STILL not sure tbh
yaasman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A girl grinded on me and was immediately left hard as a middle schooler. Good times
miss_v_23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:56:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 6 years old I watched the film Zulu. I fell in love with black men and have never been attracted to any other.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:58:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny that thisthread comes up, I was literally just thinking about this. I was pretty young, my grandma had coloring books and one was the Little Mermaid themed. Always got drawn to Ariel's boobies. Still a boob man to the day.
SpaceBooterfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was about 5 and went to a naked sauna, shared bath and all, woman stood up on from of me showing an ass I will never forget. And I am an ass man to this day.
Langweezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember being young and Brittany spears first song was on MTV, damn did little langweezy not know what was going on downstairs
staypuftmichelinman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i realized i really want dem cooties
kerakemas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had crushes on boys ever since I was 4 or 5 years old... I recall telling my friend about a boy named Dominic I liked (I was 5). My friend told him and he said "ew!" .... :(
I counted once, and I've crushed on over 30 boys and men. And only a couple of them ever liked me back (and became boyfriends). Such is life haha. I've called myself 'boy crazy' before because I get crushes really easily.
jupiyyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just always was. Guess I was born that way just like gay people are born gay.
IPlayForCoins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got a boner from thinking of a girl
deathrite2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holding hands with boy = warm feelings in body, holding hands with girl = gross sweaty hands
But I had hoped for a while that I would be bisexual.
MagicSPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always suspected I was straight, and I had relationships with women, but when in my 20's a rugby player engaging in drunken horse-play kissed me on the lips in a nightclub I knew for sure.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:32:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think belongs on /r/shittyaskscience
teasus_spiced ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had crushes on girls for as long as I can actually remember. Even back at playschool. I was always too shy to do anything about them though. As for being sexually attracted to girls, I can pinpoint that with some accuracy, for this all occurred in the days before the world wide web of dreams, cats and porn. I was seven or eight and staying with a grandparent(ish) and my bed was made up in his study, which was full of books. Near my head was The Illustrated Dictionary of Sex. I was very curious about such things, and of course stayed up all night reading about the bizarre things people do to each other. It was photographically illustrated, and very extensive. I think I knew pretty much what I liked after that.
MaccaHype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:37:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad had a topless Calendar in his garage, and it always made me curious. It was also covered in quite a few cobwebs and at that time in my life I was quite put off by spiders...However my curiosity about these topless women prevailed and I climbed onto his desk and had a peek.
IT WAS SO WORTH IT, BEEN OBSESSED WITH TITS AND THE FEMALE FORM EVER SINCE.
ThrowingPleasures ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The female babysitter grabbed my dick when I was 13, she was 17...my parents didn't trust me haha... and I thought, this seems nice
jesusfriedmycarnitas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exiting the birth canal, I found myself wrapped in vagina.
I've been trying to get back into one ever since.
HakunaMatataEveryDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Around 6th or 7th grade.
PragmaticKB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five or so my uncles would have bonfire parties in the backyard. They would send me to pinch a girl's ass and point her their way. Knew from the first handful
aPacPost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:59:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time i touched pussy
Fashiond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a female and started having crushes on boys in 2nd grade (age 7.) never even thought of a girl sexually. Just didn't appeal to me, I guess.
_Calculus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I've known since I was like 7 or 8 and had crushes on girls, but there was a moment that definitely confirmed it when I was 15.
I was laying in bed with one male friend and one female friend. Cuddled with the female friend and felt awesome (first time I touched boobies yeww). Make friend cuddles me and I feel very claustrophobic and uncomfortable. I realised then that I'm definitely 100% straight. Kind of moved around and ended up switching sides with female friend (I was in the middle originally) and played with her boobs a bit more, which made me happy happy happy.
BiteYerBumHard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was five, at Sonia F's birthday party. We were playing hide and seek and lying on the floor by her mother's bed out of sight. She gave me a tender kiss and said she loved me. I reciprocated. We never mentioned it again and never became sweethearts but I knew I would be happy to kiss a girl again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my dick was out for harambe
VagCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think man this is hard. I always said I was going to marry certain boys... but it was like friendship/social conditioning from my community (highly religious). So I dunno the first time I felt like a weird tingly feeling about a guy?
6th grade me deciding I had to marry this one boy in my class that I shared a birthday with and we always got into fights about who was older. The first time I realised I was mad crushing on him we were in the gym playing on those finger crushing gliding boards, whatever they are called. The teacher was playing music and a Backstreet Boys song came on just was I looked at him. Felt my heart jump a little and began to blush. I was straight up in love.
Though I'll admit I'm like a pinch gay... like... boobies are awesome... but I prefer men.
popcorned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:57 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After seeing topless women on the beach during a European vacation.
JakeBit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:15:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was hitting puberty, and hadn't had any crushes yet, so I thought to myself "Hmm, maybe I'm just closet gay.". So I checked out several guys, and lo and behold, not even a halfchub to be seen. So, by process of eliminations, I must be straight.
skulldir_16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never "realized", my parents assumed I was and convinced me I was ( I am straight ) so this question is like asking how did you discover fact... It's not like realizing you are gay (I assume) because parents assume you are straight from when you were born and you have to go against everything you have been taught. So for anyone non-straight just imagine that your parents knew you are LGBTQ...even though it is foreign
Privateer781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:30:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was never a point of 'realisation'; there was simply never a moment when anything else seemed an option. To be honest, it's a bit like asking 'when did you realise you had a head?'.
18ft2dr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:45:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you just ask me?
scuzza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I must have been around 8, watching WWE in the late 90's, stacy Kiebler and trish stratus, I would just turn deep red and just go generally week whenever I seen them, first real crush and Boner movement activated
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thought this'd be on circlejerk
Stickyjargon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fancied this really fit teachers assistant In like year 1 or 2
VermilionTomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was 9 years old
zoidblergh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was born. I went straight up the girl closest to me and fucked her brains out. Got a high-five from my dad and a proud smile from my mom. The doctors had tears in his eyes and proudly said "I delivered that magnificent son of a bitch" and then he and my dad slapped my mothers ass.
wwchickendinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
2 or 3 years old, during daycare. Baby me liked baby blonde chick.
emotheatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I sucked a couple of socks in high school. Wasn't for me.
EDIT: That was not supposed to say socks..
squeezethecatssack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:35 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the apartments pool water jets smashed against my 8 year ild boner, ahhhh good times.
Ellthan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found out gay people existed.
longjohns69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:16 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In kindergarten when I couldn't stop staring at my teacher's boobs.
55938 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
guess i "realized" it when I saw my first porn, it was kinda like in this Bill Burr clip
ElleighJae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 12, had a sleepover, and saw back to back Labyrinth and Casper. Same reaction for David Bowie and Devin Sawa. It wasn't even really a sexual response. I was a tomboy with zero interest in anyone, but I was up all night in my sleeping bag on the floor, my heart racing and a giant smile on my face, with Devin Sawa asking "Can I keep you?" replaying over and over.
For David Bowie it was that floating on air feeling while he danced and sang during the masquerade scene to "As the World Falls Down".
DotCullen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
David Bowie has sexually awakened many of us, there's no shame in it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, 6th grade. I stole my sisters barbie doll, it was naked, I took it to my room and stared at it a lot. Kind of embarrassing now but whatever haha.
broduding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I kissed the television screen during a Miss America pageant. About 5.
killingspeerx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I was born DUH
TheScottymo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:18 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend somehow convinced me to kiss another guy. No thanks. Beards hurt.
Neo_Whiz-er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came to see if there was a serious tag.
YourMomSaidHi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a water park and this girl's nipple came out and I spent a LONG time just trying to find her again... just in case it was still out. I never saw her face. Just the nip. So I was just searching for an exposed nip in a sea of people in a desperate hope for one more peek
isthisoktoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After I found out that guys kiss horribly.
Jiska777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a girl. I first realised after I'd kissed a girl for the first time and though nah this is as far as I want to go in this direction.
shimmerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disney characters kissing
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Sophia Loren in a movie for the first time.
neko819 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was about 16-17 I worked at a mom and pop video rental store. We had a massive porn section and even though officially (and probably legally) I wasn't supposed to have to work back there, of course we'd get very busy and the rules were pretty lax. I'd have to put away hundreds of porn tapes and I'd always walk out with an awkward boner. There was also a gay section, it didn't take me long to realize that if I saved the gay section for last, even though it was out of the way, it would get rid of the awkward boner. Even though I've loved and had friends come out as gay, that showed me it was just not who I was.
josephlai321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
was on a school project and had to search photos of "ocean" back when i was maybe 9 or 10. turns out if you search ocean images, a lot of hot models in bikinis show up, yup.
Thompson_S_Sweetback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:30 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never really questioned it growing up. I did have one summer in college where me and a dozen other students engaged in light experimenting. I kissed a few dudes for the hell of it, that kind of thing.
When cuddling a sweaty man and smelling his hair, I realized that men smell bad. And girls don't. So I think that makes me straight.
ilumEmma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:34 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female here and when I was 13 I cut my hair pixie length. Had a lot of people in the town shout at me that I was a lesbian. It wasn't until I was labeled with lesbian that I knew I definitely was not that.
Flash forward 7 years and I realised I'm on the asexual scale! Nice
RawDjGeneral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 9 and I was looking through a magazine and there was a picture of an incredibly attractive woman in her underwear. I got my first boner fantasising about her at bedtime.
ThinkMinty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I "discovered" girls (or more precisely, girl butts) precisely a minute before I had a big algebra test in 7th grade. I studied thoroughly and had a pretty solid mastery of the material and should've gotten at least a low-90's score. I got a 53 on that test.
Because butts.
bootyeaterlmaoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10, in the living room watching Grease. That scene where "cha cha" (i think thats her name) steals a dance with Danny(John Travolta). First boner that i got that wasn't from having to pee. I remember being ashamed and confused. 13 years later, i dont know what that scene did for me, but I still feel weird every time i see it.
petertmcqueeny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Second grade. I remember looking at one of the girls in my class during story time and thinking "You know what? I like girls."
Xanadu069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My 1st taste of pussy.
zeromusxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is not a proper question. You are born straight.
MadShepherd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right out of the gate!
Getlucky12341 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I got the letter everyone gets when they turn 10 years old that tells them if they're Straight, Gay, or Bi.
MyNSFWside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In which case you are invited to attend, respectively, Hogwarts; Durmstrang or Beauxbatons (depending on your gender); or ... ?
destinyofdoors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All three schools are coed. The films chose to represent Durmstrang and Beauxbatons as single-gender, but the books explicitly make reference to male students from Beauxbatons (which also counts Nicholas Flamel among its alumni) and at least one girl from Durmstrang.
MyNSFWside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:05 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I realize that - I've read the books too. But the movies really did make it seem like Durmstrang was all male and Beauxbatons was all female. (Come to think of it, if that were the case, I guess bi students would attend Hogwarts along with the straight ones.)
CC_Greener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a guy I was experimenting in college because I was unsure if I was fully straight or bi. I became 100% certain while sucking some other dudes dick. Pretty much was like "whelp, interesting experience, but not for me."
samohtwnorb13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my step dad done "sex" to my mom. It Turned me on
akm-scout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You ever go to the beach?
604jmv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looking down female classmates shirts in grade 2.
drinrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5th Grade, Suzanne Parker. She asked for my help in shop class and I literally was struck dumb. She was all I thought about the rest of the year
BongKong710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
16, when 2 lesbians gave me a hand job
odiedodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:45 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean "realise you are straight"
Is there an alternative?
:P
Gazatron_303 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:25 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time that I balanced a book on my head.
Milo_theHutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As young as 4 or 5. I remember being at my grandmas house taking a bath playing with my classic 90 wrestling action figures. For some reason I had a Miss Elizabeth action figure as well. That day as I was playing I looked her up and down for some reason everything there I just really liked. So much so I rubbed by baby peen all over it because love makes you do silly things. From there I remember being in 1st grade and would constantly have "sex" dreams about my teachers. Sex as in, I'd dream I was in school, get excited then promptly get naked and start cuddling with the teachers. It felt warm and invigorating.
Omny87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well one time, I was suckin' a bunch a dicks and thinking, "man, those last eleven dicks weren't so good... but I got a good feeling about number twelve!" But in the end I just wasn't feeling it, y'know?
rubyslippers716 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:02 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in the 5th grade and saw Johnny depp in the first pirates of the Caribbean movie
Cr4nkY4nk3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A gay friend of mine and I were talking about homosexuality way back in the 90's, and he convinced me at that point that being gay isn't a choice. His argument:
"Is there any possible thing that I could say to you that would make you want to put a guy's dick in your mouth?"
He wasn't hitting on me, we were talking about whether homosexuality was a choice or not. He made his point.
remember_everything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:39 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When imagining a sexual relationship is not the same as wanting one. One hand on the knee and I was like, "Nope. I'm not feeling it."
TastyPinkSock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:14 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried going in a circle, but wound up on a tangent.
MyNSFWside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:33 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How tan was that gent?
cheetofarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i was a little baby no older than 4 or 5 and saw tits on tv
hinammi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've had more of maybe I'm gay moments than oh hey I'm straight moments...
Brentnc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:52 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have liked seeing female breasts for as long as I remember. So many 80's movies had tit shots and those were where I saw boobs the first time.
singularpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first crush was on this guy in the school's rugby team, we were 12 or 13. So....then I guess?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:44 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Note: embarrassing
Watching the episode of Full House with the telethon and the first act is a magic trick with Dane Coulier and Lori Loughlin with Loughlin wearing the assistant outfit. Needless to say, that was the moment I realized that I liked girls. Tested the theory later in life and reaffirmed.
Don't judge.
*smirk
EdgarFrogandSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've had minor dalliances with men but I'm way further on the straight end of the spectrum.
I remember in preschool I really liked this girl Jessica despite the fact that she would sneeze and, like, ropes of fuckin' snot would shoot out of her nose into her hand.
When I was in 4th grade, so about 10 years old, one of my classmates (let's call her Rachel, because that's her name) is leaning against a little shelf of books in our school library and it was as if one moment I didn't even register butts as a part of human anatomy outside of the bathroom and the next I couldn't stop staring at hers. It gave me a funny feeling.
And that's how I became an ass man.
shigogaboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica rabbit
FilthyBoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:55 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School assembly when i was about 8 or 9 and a girl was playing the recorder/flute thingy but kept licking the tip.
My first recorded boner.
gappens2bellen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Ken doll was not muscular enough for barbie. I took my brother's G.I. Joe's instead and Ken became the son. Haha. I still love me some muscles.
StressedForlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw Leo in titanic it was over
Saviorofthe_Universe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:22 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my kindergarten teacher bent down in front of me and I saw her cleavage.
StarFox1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first tried kissing a girl. Didn't do anything for me.
idreamofpizzza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably age 7 or 8 - I couldn't understand why I had to pee so much while watching Newsies.
FallingOffALog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took a while for me. I've had crushes on women, so it wasn't plainly obvious until I finally slept with one in my mid-twenties, though signs were pointing in that general direction by then. I had a threesome with a couple and while the woman was pretty and fun and enthusiastic, the husband was the only one who really turned me on. I just really love dick.
Muffin125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:12 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my penis was inside a women's vagina.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th grade when I liked girls. I also didn't know that there was anything other than being straight. Different times.
jebediah999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like, 3. That baby sitter had fantastic boobs under her red sweater. I'd feel em up, she didn't seem to mind cuz i was a cute kid and at 3 everything is innocent.
Stupid sister told my parents. I will not forgive this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:41 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when I got a raging boner over my year 7 history teachers boobs
VoodooMamaJuJu89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was more attracted to Beast before he transformed into his dainty form at the end. Always hated that part.
LatinSweetnSour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:09 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was so in love with a Chilean 80's male pop singer I stole my cousins's cassette sleeve with his picture on it. I was 3.
FlawlessBum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was five
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was probably 3 or 4. I was crawling around, and my parents are doctors so they had this very beautiful book on human anatomy in one of the bookshelves. It seemed cool so I pulled it out and looked through it. And then I came across this photo (graphically designed) of this nude woman. And I remember stopping and thinking that it was the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
CluelessGirl16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I figured females are too extra for me. I'm sensitive and can't deal with the drama
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the homo across the street tried to molest me.
Pixiecrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was staring at tits since before I can even remember; my parents love telling a story when I was 4, and one of my parents guests(who's a very well endowed lady) says "Pixiecrap, my eyes are up here." Her husband then responds with "Mah man!"
There was never any question in my house as to which direction I leaned.
Damtheman2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:31 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When tits did more for me than dicks?
Though I'm sure I'll be told I haven't met the right dick yet. Well I have! My own!
GriffGriffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was taking a human sexuality class in college and we were studying Kinsey, who claims that everyone is some degree of bi and very few people are 100% straight or 100% gay. (I am sure this is an over simplification, but close enough.) So anyhow, I think, "WTH, let's try this". I tried it two times since the first time I could get myself to respond physically. Turns out I am one of the few that are 100% straight.
Mrtheliger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:13 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in Kindergarten and I had my first crush on a girl.
But when I was sure I wasn't bi was when I saw a handsome, and I'm not afraid to call another man handsome, man in a speedo, vs a not so pretty girl with a good body in a very small two piece at a pool party and kind of forgot about the guy.
Bs_Concentrate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I truly discovered homosexuality.
MigherHind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 9 my father downloaded Wall-E for me with some weird spanish name after it, he thought it would be the movie, however it turned out to be a spanish porn and ofcourse I was there the first time we watched it...
jojoanirak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In 1st grade when I had a crush on a guy. Every grade after that, had a crush on at least one guy.
SmooveGoober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First crush, First grade, girl name Alyssa. I feel weird for saying this now, but she was a cutie
LennMacca1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 5 and my mom and a Cindy Crawford workout video that I really liked watching.
robmus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sears catalogue
Estelle_Costanza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:24 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First day of 5th grade. I noticed that I was happy that I was at a table with the more "attractive" girls. Up until that point I never liked being around girls.
TacoFrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a simple man, I see tits=Oh shit I'm straight.
LordNando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:10 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sasha, a kindergarten classmate.
When we would all sit indian style in a semi circle around the teacher, one day she rested her leg / thigh on top of mine. I don't know why, but I liked it. I would always try to sit next to her during semi circle time.
Sasha, wherever you are now, I still remember ya, girl!
Clank1056 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:03 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a Yahoo email, I checked my spam, there was some from victorias secret with a picture of a REALLY hot chick in her underwear, no questions after that one
Bentov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:39 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kindergarten. The second woman I ever loved was Wonder Woman(Linda Carter), I wanted her to tie me up and make me tell the truth. Also it was my chore to take the little garbage cans and empty them into the bigger one in the kitchen. One of my step brothers through away a playboy and when I emptied the can, it was there on top. So it just so happened that I got a wallet for Christmas that year so I cut out all the small pictures and put them in the picture holder. I then showed everyone on the playground. My step mom happened to be my teacher and she confiscated my walled and said she would tell my father. When we got home I was scared as shit, he tried not to laugh and said, "You'll fine out about this later."
Chorplana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:26 on November 22, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was about 7, woke up in the morning, switched on TV to watch 'Hey Arnold!' on Nockelodeon. Smh, our cable company had messed channels up and put some gonzo porn on the same channel, where I'd expect Nickelodeon. There goes that
iLuvPOE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:53 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHEN I SAW YOUR MOTHER IRONING HER CLOTHES
LDWeightlifter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:58 on November 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3rd grade teacher was a dime piece (at least at the time). Still like me some classroom scenes. That and a WWE magazine with Trish Stratus on the cover left no doubt.
TimithiusRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:51 on December 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i first saw a hot blonde chik in a porn mag around 8 yrs old i came alive...i didnt REALIZE it til many years later!! ; )
100skylines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:13 on December 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In first grade I farted on my girlfriend. She started crying and I realized I didn't care about her feelings. Not relevant but I thought I'd share.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:16:26 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get ban
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 17:52:31 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
oz6702 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:52:23 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.... I'll just leave this here:
Wikipedia article explaining the concept of a rhetorical question
chtrace ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:23 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't understand the question. "Straight" the is the normal outcome of thousands of years of human evolution and reproduction.
I would think that asking the question to the people whose genetic outcome took them in another direction might be the right question.
thekyledavid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "other people" are asked this question all the time
bryhanna ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:39:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
swing and a miss.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was from r/circlejerk
NoKindofHero ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 15:48:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't this be when did you CHOOSE to be straight?
Orngog ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:41:07 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choose to be straight?
NoKindofHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people who are frightened by the idea of homosexuality like to portray sexuality as a choice, or rather they claim that any form of sexuality that doesn't match their own is a "choice" while they are just made that way. I saw the question and it made me smile, thought I'd rephrase it and see what response it raised.
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:39 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha i don't think I would have had the good response to this question if I wrote that. (but yes I agree)
CJules23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 8.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:19 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I realized what gay actually meant.
feels_okay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a part of the gay people, so I can't answer this.... Sorry
SimonCallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:49 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had a crush on a girl in elementary school. I think she also liked me back, but we never officially "dated" because, well, elementary school. We went our separate ways once high school came about, but I would still think about her on a regular basis.
I remember hearing that she ended up getting married and having a kid, which is great. I sometimes wonder what might have happened if we had gone to high school together and I had asked her out properly.
I also kind of developed a bit of a reputation for being a skirt chaser in high school. Not the kind that actually got anything, but more like Leisure Suit Larry. I work hard to get a girl only to have it blow up in my face. I did eventually get to date my high school sweetheart. It wasn't long-lived, but it was fun.
float_thrgh_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:02 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was in 4th grade. I bumped into my female friend as I was walking and turning my head to look forward. I got a face full of titty. What titty she did have at least. But that feeling mesmerized me. I couldn't stop thinking about tits from that day forward.
Swayze_Train ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:38 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jessica Rabbit.
Blabernathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welp here goes.
Was in high school and went drinking on a Friday night. My friend and I went back to his house, stumbled in, and passed out on his bed. No big deal, we had done it before. Woke up a couple hours later feeling his hand wrap around my cock. Immediately was not cool with it and punched his hand away.
So I can safely say at that moment I was pretty sure I was straight.
GodOfAllAtheists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was seven. Got a boner over Mary Ann on Giligan's Island.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9 years old. There was a chick with her legs open at the teachers desk and I couldn't look away. Fuck yeah that was a good day.
Forlarren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:15 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I made out with a dude during a Rocky Horror Picture Show convention after party. Still nothing... Must be straight. Early 20s it's kinda a blur.
jliv60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hit Me Baby One More Time
slardybartfast8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:48 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pink Ranger. I'm fairly certain my story is not unique for men my age.
bigalsplaypen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:34 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take an honest look at a dick and tell me you think it's attractive.
YoureNotMom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna be buried but I feel like it's unique enough to warrant the comment. My mom had me clipping coupons as a kid to help her out. I'd also impulsively clip the bra ads they'd sneak in there and keep em for myself.
Draegore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey everyone, it's passive-aggressive Satan!
themps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's the normal way so. I don't have a problem and went with it.
Matthewmurphy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh this is a stupid question, most of us assume we are from a young age so is there really such thing as a exact moment?
nautically-naomi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a teen an constantly wondering if my guy friends had stuck their dick in various holes in their room and feeling some jealously toward them.
bratman33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a long and arduous process. One I'd finally fooled around with all 76 genders, I realized I preferred heterosexual female Apache attack helicopters.
derektrader7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:36 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After one night with your mom
InseperableSocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:27 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know why this question just fucking annoys me
fast-cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was no realization. I was just straight, the whole time.
ardvark3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:53 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first had consciousness, because being gay is a choice and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.
that_blind_panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:45 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every morning when I wake up and look into the mirror and say not today liberals not today.
PM_ME_PRIME_NUMBERS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I sucked a dick and realised that it wasn't for me.
Megatroxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was studying abroad in Scotland and met this really lovely girl. She was basically perfect in every way - gorgeous, smart (like, wicked smart), and the perfect adventure buddy. We connected emotionally, artistically, spiritually. I felt closer to her than I had felt to anyone other than boys I had dated. But, try as I might, I couldn't stand the thought of being physically intimate with her. She was VERY attractive, but the idea of any intimate physical touch was repulsive to me. I was open to the idea of being lesbian, but discovered that, alas, I was not wired that way. And that is how I discovered that I was straight.
ReddJudicata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:50 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish don't know they're wet. It's not something you realize.
Drowsy-CS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never did, like I never realized I have 2 hands.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I found out what not being straight meant and knew that I definitely wasn't that.
Is this a butthurt troll post?
js1652 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone suddenly realize, "Oh my goodness, I appear to be straight"?
popfizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally never thought about it. Because that's normal
snowdog_93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:32 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watched gay porn out of curiosity, wanted to throw up.
PMme_JonahHill_nudes ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:32:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is 4000+ comments deep, but I have to ask: are you fucking serious?
Girls have vaginas, boys have penises (peni?). It's not rocket science; no pun intended.
skil12001 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:15:11 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm finding out quickly that identifying your gender is very important in these comments as I assume everyone here is a 20 yr old male.
chemisus ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:51 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I decided to be.
WizardryAwaits ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was no moment of realisation. I would be really surprised if most people walk around thinking "I wonder if I'm straight or gay" when they're children, and then one day something happens to make it apparent, where 5 seconds before you had no idea. That's absurd.
Or maybe it's such a big deal now that kids really are walking around wondering that? When I grew up in the 80s it was barely mentioned and just assumed that everybody was straight, and you had no reason to doubt it unless you discovered you loved looking at cocks or something.
thekyledavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:51 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably because in the 80s, homosexuality was looked down on, so people just convinced themselves that they weren't gay.
Reddit___Retard ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:04 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since birth, lmao. What a fucking dumb question
oz6702 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:56:17 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out!
thekyledavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:37 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really doubt that you were thinking about sex while you were a baby.
[deleted] ยท -45 points ยท Posted at 18:15:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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casualmatt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:59:41 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you might have been a bit premature on that realisation
Calamari00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He who protests
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:27:59 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have fun in hell.
2011StateChamps ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:56:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So tolerant. So accepting.
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 01:12:03 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say what you want OP but he's right...
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:18:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh
oz6702 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:53:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my.
To shreds, you say?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:29 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No actually. He's not.
Dokrzz_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:00 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:40:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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MC_A-ron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:08 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool story bro.
dickkens ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:14:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted my sister's Barbie doll get banged by a male toy (forgot his name) so I was putting them naked to each other, without really knowing about penetration thingy. I was 5 or smth. Also gave some gifts to girls in the kindergarten in an exchange for a kiss at the age of 4-5. So I had a habit of making chicks do the things I like a lot like a pimp by "taking care of them". Drew dicks next to the empty groin of characters on some kids books to cause flushes and reaction of people in the kindergarten as a Prank. Jerked off for the first time when was in 8th grade to some straight intercourse scene.
Body parts atttaction worked for me as follows: age 4 i liked face, age ~7 boobs , later - overall gorgeous , and only when I turned 13 I started to notice an Booty.
jmoney7778 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:27:40 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a great thread. I'm mostly "straight" but I feel like I wouldn't be afraid to have feelings for a man (cough, tom hardy, tom hardy). I'm just a very sexual person. I love women and have only been with women and emotionally/romantically attracted but i have a few men I totally admit to being sexually attracted to. No shame
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was 10 and saw porn for the first time (both women). I expected to be straight anyways. It's the normal thing, you know.
jimjomjimmy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:50 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I first realized I was normal.
boneful ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:37:44 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what do you mean straight? is there any other way?
theborbes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:11 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username indicates this guy knows very well there's another way
[deleted] ยท -60 points ยท Posted at 16:08:12 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Says_Pointless_Stuff ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:09:25 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/lexiegreyisahottie, what youโve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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thekyledavid ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:19 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because it is the norm doesn't mean you can't "realize" it
Jacksurprise ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 20:01:24 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I choose to be straight. Because I don't want to be a pervert.
theborbes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:00:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, being a pervert is pretty fun! However I'm glad you're admitting that you have Homo or bisexual urges but choose not to act on them. Very brave. Have an up vote.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:34:54 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't need to realize I was straight. I was lucky to be raised in an environment where gayness was not taught to me and where I wasn't told things of a sexual nature until I was older. Therefore my fragile childish mind was not corrupted by degeneracy and I grew up normal and stable. When I was old enough to think about sexuality I was naturally attracted to the opposite sex as it should be.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:39:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As soon as I could talk. Because 97% of the human population is straight, and therefore working correctly. I had no reason to believe I had a medical condition that messed up my reproductive system.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:11:00 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I was born straight...
SergeantStapler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:58:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When a rich dude wanted to be my sugar daddy and I realized that I just couldn't do it, no matter how much I wished I could.
misterdandy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:28:43 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This will date the hell out of me, but seeing Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman around age 4, and Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, age 5. I knew I wanted to be 'with' them... for some reason I couldn't quite understand or explain. Nobody led me to this, I was too damn young. Seeing as how I had no choice, I'm comfortable in saying that probably nobody else has much choice either, to be either gay or straight.
critical-thoughts ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 00:32:38 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When i had the thought that Being anything other than 'straight' is genetic suicide.
Hollywood_WBS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:03:27 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username truly checks out.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:29:01 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I heard a gay person speak.
spacestation16 ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 00:37:56 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um its nature. Anything else is weird and should really not be accepted. Men are interested in women and women are most of the time intrested in men. The problem today is that people with mental illnesses beleive there are all diffrent kinds of genders. Some people wven claim to be gender fluid. The best thing the world can do would be to encourage straight true moral values in order to counteract these mentally ill SJW liberals.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:36 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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spacestation16 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:29:49 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not uninformed. Just telling it like it is.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:14:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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jb22625 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:37 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor troll attempt. Try again.
guymckrone ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:16:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good reaction XD
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:46:57 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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prcadena33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:04 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take a chill pill its just a question
quantizedd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 years at a very liberal East Coast women's college, still no interest in lady action. I figured that was pretty decisive. Interestingly, my older sister went to the same school, has been happily married to a classmate for 18 years. Nature vs. Nurture in action, bitches.
InseperableSocks ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:21 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im pretty sure everyone "realizes" they are straight at first.. Then finds out if they are gay or not later
t3h_Arkiteq ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:10 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When realizing men might be easier. But it won't work.
CatPatronus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:07 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk growing up I don't think I had a true preference. Like I wasn't like look at that dude! Dayum. I've always found both sexes attractive but males I found more sexually attractive and went with that. Like I appreciate a good looking woman but I could never sleep with a woman. I enjoy penis and the roughness a man brings.
GrowthOrDeath ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:20 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I decided to be straight at 7, just as God intended.
one-long-shitpost ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:06 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right after I fucked your dad.
Your mom was WAY better.
Claw_of_Shame ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:46:48 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I decided I didn't want to live in sin outside the love of God
thekyledavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:47 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When did you realize you weren't asexual?
DanceW1thMe ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:56 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I banged yer ma'
Poseidon69er ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:33:08 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I was 2 I had 12inch dick
ShitRachelSays ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 15:31:30 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, why do you have to be so fucking homophobic?
๐๏ธ derekzimm ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:34:47 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's being homophobic?
sagmin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:13 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gay, and I didn't find it homophobic. You're just a crazy person.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:06 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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