Yeah as someone who has a hard time sleeping, I only wish I could sleep more. Even if it didn't leave me tired there is entirely too much time in the day when you don't sleep much.
I mean, if you felt like you slept 480 minutes after only 48 minutes, then the symptom of having a hard time sleeping is solved in less time than 480 minutes, since you could get 10 full 'sleeps' in what normally is 1 'sleep'. Your body at some point would either start adjusting itself to almost always sleep, or you wouldn't be able to sleep after 2 'sleeps' of 48 minutes.
I know it's awful and I see the awful effects it has on my insomniac friend but the amount of time we spend in our lives sleeping is extraordinary and I would kill to have some that time.
spizzay ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:07:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love sleeping because I love to get lost in my dreams. So much so I have thought about them for an entire day excited to go back to sleep at the end of it, only to be disappointed in having a dreamless night.
mrr2008 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:21:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cant remember the last dream I remembered. I am jealous of you all who visit the fantasy land produced by random neural firings...all I get is waking up every day an hour before I need to, just to lay there and dread getting up to be tired all day :(
Yep. I work first shift, wife works second, and I stay up every night to see her so I average 4 hours at most of sleep a night (leaving 9 hours of "me" time each night).... and yet accomplish next to nothing due to spending time on reddit.
Redd575 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:29:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get technical with it. You need 1010 * (8 * 10-10 ) hours of sleep each night. Remove the zero from the first ten and you have to sleep merely a fraction of a second each night.
I guess I was thinking if you removed a zero, 8.0 hrs would become 8 hrs.
LeodFitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one!
fareven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a pulp adventure hero in the 30's whose entire "superpower" was that he didn't need to sleep. Where everyone else was zonked out for a third of their lives he was learning new skills, training, doing detective work, that kind of thing.
But this doesn't include your ability to stay awake longer. It just means instead of sleeping for 8 hours and staying awake for 16 hours, your day cycle is shortened to 16 hours and 48 minutes
Yeah, say it's 48h that's 2880 min, and that becomes 288m, or 4.8h. It's 10% either way, of course. If you're flexible with your units this actually effectively extends the scope of the question quite well.
Effective hourly rate = Money you made / Hours you worked. Divide your salary by the average number of hours you work per year. Your salary is now equal to the number of hours you work per year (on average) multiplied this hourly rate. They said effective to address this attempt at circumventing the rules.
quitbark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:17 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, I'd get 5 jobs. 4 hours a day. 5x the money.
I like this much better than removing a 0 off my student debt. Sure it's the same amount of debt, but it'll be paid way faster and the "hours of work per week" will last much longer.
Eh, I wouldn't want to go back to early childhood, but I'd have to take a while to think about it if I was given s choice to go back to the start of my teenage years.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:21:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even then, for me... I didn't really get very much personal autonomy until I was like... 22?
Yea, I started getting some when I was around 16, by 22 I was married and living 2 days drive from my parents. At 13 though I wouldn't have hardly any responsibility.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually would be me a existential crisis. Would I be a xx year old man, or a 13ish year old boy. On one hand dating someone my age them would be acceptable, on the other hand I couldn't see myself being interest in anyone that age.
Me personally i really wasn't super into girls for a few more years based on my original choice (13) which then again I wonder how much hormones would play into that effect. I think I might revise that to 16 as it would break less about who I am now. On one hand I wouldn't have to go through the worst of puberty, on the other hand my currently level of knowledge about weight lifting verses then (IE do it) would allow me to take advantage of all the increased hormones and muscle growth. I think I'm going to go into the shower and think about this.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea somewhere in the 13-17 range would be interesting. Past that and is say I've gotten set on my current path through college. At 13 though I had just moved from a larger cities in a state that identifies as southern to a very small city that identifies as northern. It made everything extra awkward.
Well I mean, you get to keep your memories so I'm sure you could figure out how to do what you want to do.
Liagala ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:33:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screw that. The confidence and self-worth that comes from knowing that I control my life and I am responsible for everything in it, good and bad, VASTLY outweighs the irritation from bills/work/assorted things that come with adulting.
Once you make that connection and actually begin to make strides in changing yourself, life gets pretty good. At least in the small ways. Life will still suck and be full of poop but I'd rather be making decisions myself than letting my parents run the ship and stagnate my growth again.
AHCretin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be nice. Being "in control of my life" just means I don't actually ever do anything but work and save. There's never time, energy or money I would actually risk spending.
Elementary school was great. Middle and High School? Not so much. Also who says his mental state was reversed as well? He could still know everything he knows and not have to go to school.
I'd only want to do it again if I could keep all the lessons I've already learned. No way I'd want to redo middle- and high-school without a better level of confidence and knowledge base.
I wouldn't. Then I would have to do the education, find a career and work my way up again. I found ever since I was around 10 my greatest concern was being unemployed. My formative years were in the 80s, not great economically, parents took pay cuts, people told us we couldn't expect to do as well as our parents, it was kind of depressing times that really impacted me a lot.
id do it just to fix it, get more friends, do less drugs, stuff like that.
willsyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Who wouldn't want their largest responsibilities to be reduced to staying inside the lines while coloring and being home before the streetlights turn on
Remember you're on Reddit were every single person hates school for some reason
naryn ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:14:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing what I know now (but assuming being in the body of a young child) then sure. Primary and secondary school would be a breeze and I'd be able to fix a load of the mistakes I made too
In the US, at least, there are laws saying you have to.
The only way I can see around it might be home schooling. If there's not a requirement about how many hours of instruction you're supposed to receive, then you could probably just take some tests and avoid thousands of hours of hassle that way.
Though if you had to go to public schools, maybe you could get them to let you do all the normal school work (which would take minutes) and spend your abundant remaining time reading college-level textbooks or something.
Aphemia1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:13:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah what the hell, I could teach stuff to most adults.
bratzman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deffo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A new start, a new life, new opportunities sign me up I would hope I was in 70's at least. Would want to skip 1-6 if I could because I would have no parents so baby years would be hell. But fresh new start with a lifetime of experience would be great.
Wait...does this mean we go back in time and relive being a kid, or do we just become a kid in the current moment? Because it would be so tempting to go back and relive it, assuming I retained my current knowledge, but you know, the butterfly effect would fuck shit up.
Rammite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:10 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take out tons of loans. Invest in the right places that can't be touched until you're 18, remove the 0, get adopted, let the money grow and they can't come after you on loans on account of you being a minor, hit 18, be rich.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he's like 200
brberg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:06:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would kill to have been born in 2012. Barring some major worldwide disaster, kids that young will almost certainly live long enough to benefit from a cure for aging.
Benefiting from knowing what I know now would just be gravy, albeit some really awesome gravy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:06:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FYI, we've already got the cure, we're just waiting for you to die to release it.
saliczar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's dead, Jim!
brberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:30 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing personal, but I may at some point have to kill you to absorb your life force.
CesarPon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:44:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only works if your age is a multiple of 10
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10% chance of dying, so he has a 90% chance of not dying.
Lokiem ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 16:17:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Depends on how the odds are calculated, since there was isn't a single event that can kill you but millions of possible events.
He won't be immortal as for any certain death situation, he'll still have a chance of death. I really wouldn't want to be in his shoes when hes rolling that d10 daily as organs are failing, infections set in, etc etc as he gets older and older.
Edit: Seems everyone is retarded, over an infinite amount of time, even 10% is going to be a certainty. You're all literally saying it's possible (with a double figure odd, not a 0.000000001%) to flip a coin for all time and never get heads.
Lokiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So to your interpretation, when a doctor says someone has a 10% chance to not die after surgery, and the person then lives and recovers, they're what? Immortal? Or just that the next time they roll the dice with fate they may not be so lucky? As fucking statistics would suggest.
lbspredh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:36:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah come on let's be realistic when talking about immortality
_swf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone who is already dead has died, but that doesn't give any guarantees about people who are still alive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:44 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No rules so you can mess with math, (102)% to (12)% = 1%. Or from (20-19) expected deaths to (2-19) so you get -17 deaths which means you get to bring 17 people back to life while being immortal or something like that
nounhud ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 13:08:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eos kidnapped Ganymede and Tithonus, both from the royal house of Troy, to be her lovers.[3]
The mytheme of the goddess's mortal lover is an archaic one; when a role for Zeus was inserted, a bitter new twist appeared:[4] According to the Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite, when Eos asked Zeus to make Tithonus immortal,[5] she forgot to ask for eternal youth (218-38). Tithonus indeed lived forever
but when loathsome old age pressed full upon him, and he could not move nor lift his limbs, this seemed to her in her heart the best counsel: she laid him in a room and put to the shining doors. There he babbles endlessly, and no more has strength at all, such as once he had in his supple limbs. (Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite)
Immortality is a sharp knife. Gotta be careful what you're doing with it.
Would you ask them before gifting them eternal youth? What if they didnt want to live forever? But if you told someone would they be able to keep your secret? I sure wouldnt want the world to know.
Bazoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a really, really good memory.
Towerss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
back then it sounded like a sweet deal, you get to enjoy the world for all eternity
knowing now that a billion years is relatively short in the lfetime of the universe and a hundred years feels like too long for most humans, the thought of living a billion years times infinity puts into perspective how shitty immortality is
imagine getting sucked into the sun when it becomes a red giant and you have to suffer for eternity stuck in its gravitational prison
Eternal youth also sucks because that just guarantees you will have a painful death, as you'll die from an accident. Eternal immortal youth with a kill switch sounds like the best deal.
Dubanx ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Immortality is AWFUL. Humans aren't mean to live forever. I would imagine the first 100 years would be great, but then you would have to watch everyone you have ever known die and die again and die again.
Eventually, you would start to notice that people are different than you remember. It's small at first, but after thousands and thousands of years you lose your ability to relate to what humans have evolved into. Eventually you become a beastly and uncivilized relic of an age long ago, a joke, a dangerous creature that's isn't really "human". You would be alone.
Of course, when you're talking about scales of millions of years it's inevitable that, eventually, you would become trapped under a mountain or dirt or rubble. You would then be stuck immobilized for millions of years until erosion eventually freed you (assuming you weren't sucked into the earth's core and burned alive for the rest of earth's natural lifespan).
The sun would expand and cook you, along with the earth, for a few billion years before exploding. At which point you'd be launched into the cold reaches of space where you would float about for an eternity. It's possible you would get sucked into a new planet (which will be bombarded with meteorites that bury you for the lifespan of whatever this new planet is) and repeat.
Eventually, you would be exploded for the last time and float in space for the remainder of eternity. You would notice the stars slowly start to burn out one by one. All in a process that seemed like it took an eternity, but nope. That was NOTHING. What once seemed like an eternity was just a blimp in your LONG LLLLOOOOOONNGGGG life of nothingness.
You float in nothingness FOREVER, and here's the thing about forever. No matter how long you feel your isolation lasts it is NOTHING compared to infinity. A thousand years is nothing compared to a million, a million years is nothing compared to a billion, a billion years is nothing compared to a trillion, forever and forever. No matter how long you live in isolation, it will be nothing compared to what awaits you.
Can I add a 0 to my lifespan instead? 1000 years seems like a good life. Infinity, not so much.
Yeah thats true, or find a career you really enjoy regardless of money.
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but once money doesn't matter it's not really a career anymore. It's a hobby that just happens to contribute value to society. Which is totally fine.
Remove a zero from the possibility of living to 1000. There we go, once you got to 1000 years old, your chances would reset and you would die instantly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortality is not the same as invincibility. I don't want to be invincible. I just don't want to get old. Being old is going to be terrible.
but I could jack off so much more and not feel like i'm wasting my life. seriously though think the time I would get to put towards the human race and do stuff would be worth it, I am hoping I could invent like a head book reader and read everything in my book head for the rest of nothing. I mean it wouldn't be great and id probably go batshit insane but ill take that over being gone forever.
I've thought for a long time that living forever has gotta be the worst hell there is. Life is hard enough as it is, but knowing that you're gonna have to keep doing it forever as you watch everyone you love slowly die off, and everything you love slowly become unrecognizable is horrible. I couldn't live like that, I don't think most people could. What's the point of anything if it's all gonna disappear one day leaving you alone? Death is almost a consolation. Sure everything is temporary, but hey-- so are you. But if everything is temporary but you, then your entire life is a countdown to loneliness and isolation
slicedpi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All that only applies if you're the only immortal
PRMan99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:28 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would rename myself Vandal Savage and take over the world.
Ehh, live until you feel good then get an icepick lobotomy, problem solved.
SpiralSD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading something almost exactly like that somewhere. I think you should credit that author, since others might enjoy the read too
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, i wrote this on the spot. I've made very similar arguments against eternal life on reddit before. Maybe you're thinking of another post made by myself?
I'm sure most people would change with the times, although it would be hard and the rest of that sucks
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well, you can adapt for a while but we're talking about evolution on the scale of millions of years. Eventually humanity will evolve physically to the point where you simply can't relate to them in any sort of meaningful way.
They will cease to be humans, and you will be this primitive "thing". Too smart to be an animal, too stupid and aggressive to ever be considered one of them. An outcast that will never be fully accepted into their advanced society.
Immortality would suck but never aging would be fantastic. Yeah you outlive people but you make it sound like you would never get use to it. You also make it sound like you would NEVER adjust to the times.
If I could gain the ability to stop aging....I'd take that in a heartbeat.
Xomnik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far is everything is, humans longest length of time lived is around 115 years old at best. Past then most likely won't happen as far is natural deterioration happens, maybe when we become robots, but not till then...
it's inevitable that, eventually, you would become trapped under a mountain or dirt or rubble.
People really like to bring this up in any immortality discussion, and they play it like it would take a long time to get out. You're immortal, you can dig your way out. You won't lose your energy or suffocate, you just keep digging until you get out. Might take days, or weeks, but certainly not a year.
It would be like that scene in Kill Bill Vol 2, but instead of total bullshit, it's science fiction.
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, do you have any idea how heavy a mountain is? You won't be able to move at all, much less dig your way to the surface.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does it work exactly? Do you roll immediately to decide whether or not you're immortal? Or do you roll every instance that you're about to die like a saving throw?
How would that work, though? Just roll a d10 and if it's anything but a 1 you're immortal? Or do you roll once a [time period] after whenever you were "supposed" to die?
I would choose "the percent chance that I will die in a way I don't like" or something, so I don't drown/burn/become trapped in concrete entombing me for weeks with no connection to the outside world save a lone tube preventing my suffocation and the sweet, sweet release of death.
My favorite part of my banks mobile app is that every day when I check my balance I get to see how royally fucked I am by student debt.
Some days it doesn't fully load and I get excited thinking there was a glitch in the bank system and I slipped through the cracks and my debt was forgiven. Then it loads and the frozen sledgehammer drops on my soul and I'm so terribly alone
[deleted] ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 14:50:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i know your pain, nothing like being constantly reminded that you're actually -54,950 or whatever
Lokiem ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 16:13:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You americans get a real rough deal on the student debt. The UK system is however, completely unsustainable, but idgaf, I owe somewhere in the realm of ยฃ50k, if I don't pay it off within 30 years of my graduation the debt is cleared.
Already done 5 years, 25 to go. I might have paid off about ยฃ200 so far.
I owe somewhere in the realm of ยฃ50k, if I don't pay it off within 30 years of my graduation the debt is cleared.
I think the US forgives student loan debt if you meet a payment criteria (something like 10% of your earnings going toward the debt) at the 20 year mark.
The real fuckery is forcing 17-18 year olds to make an informed decision about onboarding five or six digits of debt before most of them have ever had to pay a single bill in their entire lives. Community College is a great, affordable option all over the country, but the "four year night club experience" of the University model is attractive to young people, and the debt is just some imaginary number they don't understand.
The finance model would work if it wasn't basically relying on people who JUST turned old enough to sign a contract to make the right decision about what is likely the largest financial transaction they're ever going to make aside from owning a house.
A "perk" in the US is that if you work in the public sector (teacher, prosecutor, government employee) you can have your loans forgiven tax free after ten years instead of the 20-30 years and not tax free most student loans run.
Moved my loans to the cheapest payments and hoping I don't lose my job or Congress bones us.
uacoop ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:11:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are many non-profit orgs that qualify you as well fyi, not just government jobs.
whtbrd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that is ten years of making continuous, full payments, though. you can't just send them $1/month, or ignore them outright and then they'll vanish.
AHCretin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:47:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Full" payments can include reduced rates with IBR/ICR.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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AHCretin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one's outside my knowledge, sorry. If you find out, please let me know.
it's not 10 years or consecutive payments, you can do a forbearance or a suspension, you just HAVE TO make 120 full payments and then apply for forgiveness.
Un/Fortunately I make enough that I can afford to make my payments, but not enough that I'm not living paycheck to paycheck. My loans will be paid off in 5-8 years, so I won't be able to take advantage of that.
You still pay taxes on a subset of forgiven loans as well as minimum payments and interest during the ten years. So if you work the numbers out you aren't missing a life changing amount of cash, factoring in inflation and whatnot. Usually.
Teachers only get forgiveness if they work in a rural setting (read: tiny ass district in bumfuck nowhere) or they teach math or science. The rest of us eat it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the things my schools been pushing for grants for is to have a tuition counselor sort of job or part time role, to help people take on just what they need, not all of what they want or can get.
The real fuckery is forcing 17-18 year olds to make an informed decision about onboarding five or six digits of debt before most of them have ever had to pay a single bill in their entire lives.
Keep in mind that young adults are only as ignorant of opportunity as they let themselves be. I studied well in school and for it was able to get ~$10k worth of scholarships before I even hunted around for more to apply for. Personally, I chose to join the military and have managed to remain debt free at 21.
Government or private student loans are not as mandatory as my generation makes them out to be. Almost anyone can get away without them if they do some research into all opportunities and they take charge of their life.
The future is out there. Make it your own!
opivia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also studied hard in school. I graduated as the valedictorian of my class with a 4.0 GPA. I have around $2,500 in financial aid from a state program, and nothing else.
Well that's just ridiculous. I'm assuming the majority of tuition is paid for by the state, and I'm sure the personal, private benefit you get from going school will be 10 plus times greater than a tuition of 600Eur per semester.
Whys it unsustainable? What's to sustain about it?
Lokiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, new students can apply for their student loans, get given their tuition etc and be 30k or so in debt. Then they can proceed to ignore it the rest of their life til the debt is cleared by the government.
Essentially 30k~ for free, with no impact on your credit and no obligation to pay.
How does that effect your actual income though can you keep your money and refuse to pay it for 30 years
Lokiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It takes a really insignificant portion of your paycheck, and it doesn't touch your income til you're over 15k. Then over 15k it takes something like ยฃ5 from your month ยฃ1000ish.
The higher you earn the more they take, but its always proportional and a very minor chunk of your pay.
bratzman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:O
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ikr? Not my actual balance though debtisbiggercries
bratzman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so sorry. How is this justified?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a nice job that I like and a cool boss. I make a reasonable amount. The bachelors degree made it possible. I just don't think about the crippling debt untilI'malone
bratzman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, is this something you can end up paying off?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah and I did apply for and receive a reduction in my monthly payment. I would be in a much better position if I didn't also get hit with child support, but that's a story for another time
Bot12391 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone that is a freshman in college, how'd you get that much debt? Out of state?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 years for my BA, two of which were a private school...
Bot12391 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah gotcha! Private is so expensive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:17 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
didn't help that I switched from compsci to business management halfway through lol
Bot12391 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:45 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, that makes even more sense haha. Good luck man.
katchyy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:13:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ha, this reminds me of when I applied to consolidate my Stafford loans (federal student loans) two years ago. it takes a few weeks for them to approve it. when it's approved, they send you a fucking Paid In Full notice. it's ridiculous.
for about thirty seconds I got quietly excited that someone - some SUGAR DADDY I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT, or perhaps a SECRET BENEFACTOR, MAYBE - decided to pay off some of my debt for me.
nope. just the fuckin US Department of Education, crushing my hopes and dreams.
I actually called them up to tell them, y'all really shouldn't be sending these notices. it's misleading. and the guy on the other end was like,
"yeah, huh. I'm not really sure why we do that. it's pretty misleading."
Finding out in my later years that Norm Macdonald (the voice of Norm) was a Canadian who preferred America made that character even better (not like he needed to be)
Ha. I wish mine was $40k. Mine's more like double.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Skoasha ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sitting at $90k, fml
nessie7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:18:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone also from Europe, I have way more than that.
Uni might be free, but we still take up student loans to cover the cost of living while going to uni... In one of the most expensive countries in the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Yo_2T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on what class it is. I spent the money to learn about stuff I really care about, not Art History or English, which I already had to suffer through in Middle school and high school. It's mostly a scam and you have to endure it to get the piece of paper that says you qualify for the job (whether that's true or not is an entirely different matter).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends, a lot of people are paying for the piece of paper and don't really care if they learn
soingee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean to be Mr OneUp, but that's not horrendous. I had may e $16K more. If you ramp up monthly payments it feels like there's a light at the end of the tunnel. I am on track to settle the last $9,500 of one of my loans by the end of the month. I didn't begin that campaign until June. It just feels good to take a major bite out. The rest feels like it's on a short countdown timer.
$0.040 million loan to $0.40 million loan. Are you insane?
shutts67 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:50:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More specifically, the number of payments I have left.
jadraxx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:22:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Medical debt here. Already paid off my student loans.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:47:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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jadraxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I already fucked up over a year ago and put it all on credit cards before I knew you could do that =(
Aqito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are most doctor's offices willing to work with you on some kind of installment plan?
I owe my doctor in the realm of $1500, but I do not have that kind of cash right now. I have an appointment on Monday, and I hope to work something out.
I'm not an expert, but most places seem to be understanding. As it was already said, as long as you're paying something, they won't send the bill to collections and it won't fuck your credit score. I just paid a bill that was in collections, and my score jumped over 30 points. And it was a really small bill in the grand scheme of things. What's 100 bucks when you owe thousands in student loans? Or once you get a mortgage. Adulting is expensive.
Talk to your billing department. Hopefully they can help you out!
macallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god. Is this a no-takesies-backsies thread? See, I'm so tired because I'm not a morning person and working several 9-5 shifts in a row destroys me. I don't get enough sleep, the deficit builds up, and then I make mistakes like this.
At least nobody caught on before the upvotes caught momentum. That was a close call.
1SaBy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:19:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Paragora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah holy shit im super stoned and i had to read it like 5 times to sorf of get it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the arrow of time is the result of increasing entropy (that is, time moves in the direction of increasing entropy), then we can consider time to stop if the universe reaches maximum entropy (meaning no work can be done). That's at least 10100 years, given the evaporation rate of supermassive black holes. That would give you a lifespan on the order of 1099 years, which would probably be pretty unpleasant for at least the last 1089.
On the other hand, if the universe doesn't reach a stable maximum entropy - that is, if increasing entropy is a probabilistic truth rather than a physical truth - then there's no reason to think time is bounded in that fashion.
If time is unbounded in at least one direction (forward, from our point of view), then the idea of "removing a zero" becomes meaningless. If we think of it as "dividing by ten," however, we can at least start thinking about what that means for your lifespan. 10% of infinity is still, of course, infinity. And an infinity that is just as "big" as the original infinity. So the number of years you'll be dead - an infinite number - doesn't actually change. Which implies your lifespan wouldn't change.
So really, this answer either gets you something like 10 billion interesting years and a shitpot (that's the layman's term for 1089, truefact) of shitty years, or makes absolutely no difference whatsoever.
His numbers aren't exactly right but there's a lot of debate on what's right and wrong. You can wikipedia it, something about the death of the universe (there's many theories). My personal favorite is the Big Rip.
Bro that's why I hate the Big Crunch theory. It's basically a super optimistic theory that the Universe will never end, but it makes no fucking sense.
Now obviously all these theories make a shit ton more sense at a higher mathematical level I cannot even fathom but I feel like it doesn't make sense ye know...
1010 plus 1089 is not 1099. Even if you get 10 billion interesting years, you still basically have 1099 to go (technically, it would be 89 nines in a row, followed by ten zeroes, but the point is that ten billion is a drop in the bucket compared to 1099).
S'okay. I'm a physicist, so you get full marks for the cosmology. The reasoning with regard to an unbounded age of the universe holds as well, if such a thing is possible.
In a real physics class, you probably wouldn't lose many points for a mathematical brain fart like that. It happens to everyone, even the geniuses.
It's still a silly mistake I shouldn't have made, though. The kind of mistake I am more prone to making than I should be - and the kind that still drives me batty when I do.
The number of points I lost just forgetting the +C doing integrations in my 100-level calc course still irks me, and that's getting on for twenty years ago.
Anyway, thanks for the correction, seriously.
jarjums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:41 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zanbato ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:17:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I suppose it's a bit harder in countries where the money is worth more to get rent that high, but Manhattan is like 1300 a month for a broom closet so I imagine the major cities in other countries can get there as well.
I mean... You probably don't want to live here either so fair enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus. I took this cheapest studio I could find in my college town and I pay $750/mo.
brberg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo resident checking in. $1400 for a 500 square foot apartment. That's one of the cheaper apartments in one of the more expensive parts of town. Which is great, because when I meet girls, they usually ask where I live. Then I tell them, and they decide I must be rich.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel any better I pay 1300 a month for a studio in Williston Vermont. Vermont is out of control.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice place in moderately sized city checking in. Rent is $1,250 for a one bedroom. Granted, it's fairly high because it's downtown with a view. The shitty downtown with a view places are around $1,000.
Go off into the subburbs and you're still looking at $700 to $900 for a one bedroom, and now you have to drive more.
Sometimes. It's more successful than asking actual girls for pics of their boobs, anyway. Also, there's the added bonus of most of the pictures including the girl's face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Error: Divide by zero
coke125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, consider that 0 = 00 = 000 = ...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeterminate form
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeterminate is the mathematical term for 0/0. Meaning no one knows the answer or will anyone. You could have banged one chick or an infinite number of sluts. Would be cool!
vizzmay ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you weigh 300lbs in base 10, that's 1220 in base 6. Drop a 0, you have 122 base 6, which comes out to 62lbs 50lbs base 10. That example, at least, seems rather unhealthy.
You don't know enough about what changed in order to know that will work.
Maybe he receives a bonus of 49 million dollars on his last day of work.
Maybe he receives most of the money outside outside of work, either from a will or the lottery, and he needs to work 45 years to move the dial up to 50 million.
Or maybe his salary increases over time.
thejoce1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe there was an economic crisis in year 44 and the government responded by printing quadrillions of dollars, making 50 million dollars a half hours pay at minimum wage.
You can shift without a clutch. It's harder and grinds everything to hell, so do it once and never again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depending on the car, he might not be able to even start the car. My old stick shift wouldn't do a damn thing if you couldn't engage the clutch. I forgot that he could shift without the clutch. Although, with my old car, I couldn't go from neutral to any gear without the clutch and the car wouldn't start unless it was in neutral.
scottley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have driven a car with no clutch... it's not hard. You just have to float the gears, time stop lights well or bump start the car. I wouldn't recommend doing it for long, but it is not hard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I could drive my old stick shift without a clutch but it was impossible to go from neutral to any other gear without the clutch. I had to drive if for a week without a working starter. Had to push start it often
Just keep in mind, you shouldn't be paying more than 300 after tax for the part. It's a 3 hour job tops, but most shops will bill between 5 and 9 hours. That's just the nature of the beast.
Edit: assuming you aren't driving an Audi or something
Just had mind replaced on my car this week. It was about $800. $350 part, $350 labor, plus random charges and tax. Better than $3k for a transmission. Best of luck to ya, man.
Loreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Along the same line, my engine completely died yesterday - Mechanics can only tell what is NOT wrong with it. Replacement will cost more than the book value of my car. So, I want a zero knocked off the end of what my new car will cost.
California. Even the shitty apartments in Meth, California (Bakersfield) are overpriced. At least we got that $10 minimum wage to make the ass fucking less painful
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only $1.2million? More like $1.9million, around here.
then wear body weights back up to 220 to keep your normal strength. need to lift something heavy, or want to run fast, jump higher, ect? take it off. suddenly your only moving 22 pounds instead over 200
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:03:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figure a normal person could already do this. Spend like a few months building up how much weight you are carrying until you are carrying around an extra like 100 pounds with you at all times then if you want to be super awesome for whatever reason just take them off all of a sudden.
A Slower Speed of Light Official Trailer โ MIT Game Lab
A Slower Speed of Light is a first-person game in which players navigate a 3D space while picking up orbs that reduce the speed of light in increments. A custom-built, open-source relativistic graphics engine allows the speed of light in the game to approach the player's own maximum walking speed. Visual effects of special relativity gradually become apparent to the player, increasing the challenge of gameplay. These effects, rendered in realtime to vertex accuracy, include the Doppler effect; the searchlight effect; time dilation; Lorentz transformation; and the runtime effect.
A production of the MIT Game Lab.
Play now for Mac and PC! http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/
A Slower Speed of Light has been tested on computers with the following minimum requirements. (A known bug will crash the game on computers with Intel graphics chipsets.)
-Intel Core 2 Duo T9900 or Core i7 (2.8GHz minimum clock speed) -Windows 7 and Mac OS X 10.7 (Lion) and 10.6.8 (Snow Leopard) -AMD Radeon HD 6970M/AMD Mobility Radeon HD 4850/Nvidia GeForce 9600M GT -8GB RAM
We have released the physics/graphics engine powering A Slower Speed of Light as and open-source project called OpenRelativity. If you'd like to use these relativistic effects in your own Unity3D projects, check it out! http://gamelab.mit.edu/research/openrelativity/
Why would everything speed up? Everything that right now happens at the speed of light would just take 10 times longer. So for example you'd probably (maybe?) notice a delay when turning light switches.
Philias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You definitely would not. Light goes at 300,000 kilometers per second. You would not notice anything visually when it changed to 30,000 kilometers per second.
I wouldn't mind. I had 90 years to live the life I wanted. I'll spend the rest enjoying new things
Lokiem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skin might get the in the way, age is a fairly arbritrary thing in a way, like how many women stay 29 for a good few years before they stay and 39 for an exponentially longer period of time.
Gaary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but you've also learned a lot from those other 180 rejections. You'd be back down to the 20th rejection and not nearly as good as handling the insecurity of constantly wondering "where did I go wrong?"
I can't imagine how much you'd learn from getting rejected 200 times. I've been rejected 4 times and I'm like 40x better than I was the first time
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:02:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. While I admire your spray and pray approach based on volume alone, you have got to stop keeping track of that shit. It does you no good. Even if you wanna be super analytical about your social life, it's not even useful, actionable data.
At the time of this comment, there are 7,455,505,300 people. if we take away that 0 at the end, that would take away 6,709,954,770 people. With the sudden, drastic change, money would be rendered useless, the economy would go to flames, and there would be an anarchy. So that's probably not a good idea.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:33:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Awesome. At one point the world had 745,550,530 people on it, yet here we are.
18107 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:18:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name. It wouldn't be a good choice, but it would save me 1/5th of a second every time I had to type it.
Schittt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:53:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price of a new car. $40k for a new Ford GT? $8000 for a new Corvette Z06? Sounds like a deal to me.
Seohcap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take out a loan for $300,000 and buy a bugatti then sell for profit.
mkhorn ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 13:54:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I spent about 40 total months (3.5 years) in emotionally abusive relationships. I don't think I'd be as crippled mentally at this point if it had only been 4.
Maybe he's broken as well, and giving hugs to someone that needs it is sometimes just as helpful as getting a hug even though you could need one for the similar reasons you chose to keep to yourself because now's not the time to air it out to that specific person?
MrSnek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The slashes were just trying to stop Reddit from thinking I was trying to do some formatting. It didn't quite work. No metaphorical purpose, just hugs :)
Perl_pro ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:02:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's talk about why you're wrong. First, your appearance doesn't change, just your legal age. Second, starting ALL OVER means that you have to go through life as a baby again. Third, that means you have to reboot to about age 10 or 12 if you want to fix your mistakes, pinning you at around 110 years old. That or you start earlier, such as age 20, 30, or 10, in which cases, you he a chance to fix your life because of your youth. I rest my case.
bigchest ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want 90% of all people to randomly disappear? Damn, the world would probably collapse as we know it, wouldn't be surprised if the left over 10% wouldn't be enough to even keep power and water flowing.
so_wavy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:28:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wouldn't be surprised if the left over 10% wouldn't be enough to even keep power and water flowing
The 10% evil genie leaves are the youngest on the planet and you, as such you wander around, all adults to pre-teens gone from existance, hearing the screams of starving infants as the wildlife feeds off of them. You monster.
Canazza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:04 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on how it works I guess. If it's literally 1/10 people drop dead then probably, but if it's an entire country or two that disappears it could probably be sustainable
It happened instantly, one moment I was just sitting at my desk at work, listening to the usual sounds of the office when in the blink of an eye it sounded like a war zone all around me. Cars crashing, planes falling out of the sky, people screaming and people missing.. alot of people missing. it seemed if 90% of the people who worked in my office were gone.
I recovered quickly from my initial shock and went outside to try and help those affected, rushing to the nearest car wreck only to find no one inside and no indication of a driver or any passengers. This seemed to be the case in many of the nearby wrecks, although I did find some passengers or individuals who were driving and hit by a driverless vehicle.
After everyone in the immediate area was tended to I went back to my office where others were gathered around a television set in the break room tuned to a news program reporting on the event that occurred.
" Reports are unclear at this time, though based on initial reports it seems a large number of people have simply vanished from all over the globe, we have yet to have any reports of an unaffected region. We have no determined cause at this time. We will continue to bring you new information as it becomes available to us" the news anchor replied, maintaining her professionalism delivering the news though her facial expressions betrayed signs of serious concern.
I sat back, stunned.. not sure what to do, something reflected in what co-workers remained. Some simply wondered off without saying a word, getting into their cars and driving off whilst others frantically tried to call loved ones, and some simply sat silent, or crying.
The office manager who had remained declared that no one had to stay and people could go home until things were worked out. So thats what I did..
The next several weeks were a blur, There was alot of looting and general chaos in the larger cities, I was thankful that my small town was far enough away from the nearest population center to be heavily affected by the crime spree.
The biggest change was the lack of people. The roads were mostly cleared of any wreckage, though there were still some bad wrecks at some of the larger areas that were once main thoroughfares or where an airplane had met a violent end.
The remainder of the government declared martial law. What military and police forces were deployed to help keep order and help with restoration efforts, keeping facilities working as normally as possible, though power outages became a semi regular occurrence.
They handed out food, water, and fuel each day at the town hall which had become the base of operations for the local relief effort.
I remember thinking that it felt like one of those stereotypical war or disaster movies that show the recovery efforts and people are just walking around the wreckage without any real sense of direction or purpose while the military or relief forces handed out blankets and coffee.
Eventually it was announced that there were jobs to be had with the relief effort and all able bodied persons would be expected to assist, and it was then things started getting back to some resemblance of normalcy.
It has been about a year now since the event. I don't know what else to call it, but I feel the need to talk about it, to record my experiences and share my story in the hopes that generations to come know that this actually happened, that 90% of our species vanished in an instant with no cause or explanation. I fear that sometime in the future people will look back at this moment in history and think that our species suffered a collective psychotic break and that we all went briefly insane and imagined that our population was 10 times bigger than it was at that moment. I can only hope that this is not the case and that no one will ever have to experience this again.
I'd probably sleep for 7 hours one day, and have a weeks worth of energy. Then again, only sleeping for an hour each day means you don't lose that chunk. Depends on what you need
Compley ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:28:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Corgan's t-shirt.
MrRyyi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:17:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If my bank balance is described as $(1.5201ร1010 )/(107 )
Then I'd remove a zero to make it like this:
โYou been staring at a computer screen way to long homie, lifeโs not that binary.โ (Elliot to Mr. Robot)
โIsnโt it, sure there are grays, when you come right down to it, at its core beneath every choice is either a 1 or a 0. You either do something or you donโt. You walk out that door, you decided to do nothing, to say nothing, which means you do not come back. You leave, you are no longer apart of this. You become a zero. If you stay, you wanna change the world, you become a yes, you become a 1." -Mr. Robot
Delioth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, he wants to remove the zero from his 90/100
Bay1Bri ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just be sure not to fuck up and do this with exponents:
.9^ (10/10) becomes
.9^ (10/1) =.35
Now it's even worse than you started! This is why you need to stay in school, kids, so you don't fuck up and make your dick smaller because you forgot how exponents work.
Delioth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was referring to removing the top zero from 90/100 => 9/100 = 0.09; which is much worse than that exponent.
Bay1Bri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so, it has become a contest to see who can make the smallest penis using the power of math! I submit to you:
.9^ {10000.../(โ10000...)2 }
Removing a zero from the denominator of the exponent, the exponent will tend towards an infinite number, making the total penis size approach zero. VICTORY IS MINE!!!
Hdhssj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From my age. I'd go back to 2. And anyone who wants to can come with me
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The zero to the left of my 401k balance. And shift left.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make my account go from - $370 to just - $37.
Two months jobless was rough. Got a job recently and very glad to have it, but it'll take me probably 7 months to dig out of that cascading hole of late bills and paychecks deposited into overdrafted accounts.
whtbrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
depends on whether the operation you use is removing a char from a string, or dividing by 10, or any number of other ways you could approach the problem.
The number of minutes I need to sleep in order to have a good night's sleep. Would take the current 420 minutes (7 hours) and reduce it to 42 minutes. So much more time each day!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dollar value of anything I ever have to pay for. Student loan, totally manageable. My groceries, I'd just calculate it so it ended up being xx0 when taxes and what not had been applied. Buying video games, guess I'm getting like 5 games to make this cheaper
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd remove 1 zero from the amount of billions I have.. since I have zero billions that would mean I have at least 1 billion? Am I playing this game wrong?
The amount of miles between my SO and I. Around 60 would be amazing instead of around 600. Or alternatively the tine it takes. Instead of 10 hours, 1 hour.
diode333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MrSweeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interest rates for a savings account. Instead of something like 0.05%->0.5% or whatever is reasonable these days for monthly compounding interest; getting 10x more that rate wouldn't be huge at first, but the more you put into it the faster you could become a millionaire, then billions, etc etc.
I'd say my weight but then I'd have a worse problem than I already do. So, I'll say my student loan balance - actually, removing 2 zeroes would be even better.
The remaining balance on my mortgage. Cutting the balance by 90% sounds like a win to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Removing a zero from my debt would reduce my total mortgage to just 180 000 in stead of 1 800 000. I'd almost be a millionaire, just gotta sell my apartment first.
My, by percent, chance of failure(includes chance of death, since I'm actively trying to not die)
This way I. An try for anything and have very good chances. Try to make a pill that stops aging, with components/formulas with 100% failure chance given my current work? 10% failure chance. Same applies for everything I attempt in life that can possibly fail.
cdeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to be in at 11. But I live 30 miles away, and with the usual traffic takes me 30-40 minutes to get there. So I wake up at 8. Shower for 30 minutes (this includes brushing teeth and shit), then I drink my coffee and play some video games for the next 30 minutes. Then I have breakfast at 9, and work out at 9:20 until 9:50, which is when I get dress and do my hair (gel it on the sides, fuck up the rest). And leave at 10:10.
So if I removed a 0 from the time I had to be in to work, it would be 1:10, meaning I could sleep in until 11.
All of my husband and my debt. Car loans, student loans, home loans. It probably wouldn't make a huge difference, but it would make it seem a little more manageable.
Qunayu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of death from war/poverty/crime each year worldwide.
*probably put it back into number of necessary abortions though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The percentage of women not being interested in me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then everyone would be asking you out
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then I can be picky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you wouldn't have to go on dates/have sex with a unattractive woman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think everyone has preferences regarding looks so thats what I would be picky about then!
Trust me, I have seen all the zeros. And she is one big zero. I mean I know Hillary Clinton, OK. In fact, I was on the phone with her mother the other day and you kn-----by the way, mother Clinton is a terrific woman, real stand up person. Anyway, do you know what she said? She told me, and she told me very personally that Hillary is not a nice person. Her own mother. Can you believe that?
Even her mother believes she doesn't have the stamina. I said she doesn't have the stamina. I have been saying that Hillary doesn't have the stamina to lead this country and I don't think she has the stamina to become president. To be the president, you need to have the stamina, and by the looks of how she handled everything so far, she definitely doesn't have the stamina. It is a huge problem and it is becoming a tremendous problem. She is becoming problem we have to do something about
naryn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, if you removed a 0 from Hillary Clinton she'd just become Hillary Clint'n
I keep seeing these Trump impersonations on every Subreddit. While I appreciate the time taken to try and sound funny, it wasn't particularly funny the first time I read something like this and it gets less funny every time.
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Ryangonzo ยท 1043 points ยท Posted at 14:14:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of sleep I need each night.
Instead of needing 480mins of sleep I will feel fully refreshed after just 48mins!
okimbo ยท 491 points ยท Posted at 16:30:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd still sleep 480 minutes.
CrisisOfConsonant ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 17:33:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah as someone who has a hard time sleeping, I only wish I could sleep more. Even if it didn't leave me tired there is entirely too much time in the day when you don't sleep much.
myachizero ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:09:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I mean, if you felt like you slept 480 minutes after only 48 minutes, then the symptom of having a hard time sleeping is solved in less time than 480 minutes, since you could get 10 full 'sleeps' in what normally is 1 'sleep'. Your body at some point would either start adjusting itself to almost always sleep, or you wouldn't be able to sleep after 2 'sleeps' of 48 minutes.
Or something along those lines.
EDIT: Grammar
CrisisOfConsonant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not about being tired, it's about being bored. I use to wake up at 3am on Sundays, there's shit to do at that hour.
ddbbimstr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:19:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But if you don't need it to achieve the same feeling of being well rested, why would you?
malibustacy1989 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:09:13 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because sleeping is the BEST
chancellorofgermany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's awful and I see the awful effects it has on my insomniac friend but the amount of time we spend in our lives sleeping is extraordinary and I would kill to have some that time.
snizarsnarfsnarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:48 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Protip: take melatonin
spizzay ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:07:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love sleeping because I love to get lost in my dreams. So much so I have thought about them for an entire day excited to go back to sleep at the end of it, only to be disappointed in having a dreamless night.
mrr2008 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:21:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cant remember the last dream I remembered. I am jealous of you all who visit the fantasy land produced by random neural firings...all I get is waking up every day an hour before I need to, just to lay there and dread getting up to be tired all day :(
hungry_lobster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:54:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah who wants to be awake and aware of life for 23 hours and 12 minutes out of the day. Fuck all that noise.
pinkbutterfly1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:13 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what reddit is for.
itsthebeards ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wake up in the morning eager to climb into bed that night. I love sleeping.
GreatEscortHaros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:31 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God's a full night sleep becomes that full pumped super sleep.
Or you've been in bed so long you don't know life outside it...
dontcallmemonica ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 17:06:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best response so far. God, I could accomplish so much with all the extra time.
Appleshot ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 17:42:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup I could get so many more turns in Civ!
Rhodie114 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:01:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh don't remind me. I still need to get my affairs in order for when Civ VI launches and I forget to eat.
DanieltheGameGod ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:44:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to get the work done in all my classes for the rest of the semester by October 21st. I wish you the best of luck preparing for the 21st!
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:36:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't realise how long I'd spent on Civ last night (this morning?) until the sun started rising...
But France just declared war on me... one more turn???
Realaty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5:23 am here, fuck....
Appleshot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:06 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I accidentally did that with Garry's mod once.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:00:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:42:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Libriomancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:44 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. I work first shift, wife works second, and I stay up every night to see her so I average 4 hours at most of sleep a night (leaving 9 hours of "me" time each night).... and yet accomplish next to nothing due to spending time on reddit.
NerdENerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:51 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could Reddit for 23 hours a day.
Hubley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:39 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You guys go ahead and browse reddit 7 more hours a day, I'll be over here working to retire before I'm 40.
dontcallmemonica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:48 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you, I'd be in my art studio all night, NOT Redditing.
dorkdiariesisforboys ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:51:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much cum exactly?
Redd575 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:29:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get technical with it. You need 1010 * (8 * 10-10 ) hours of sleep each night. Remove the zero from the first ten and you have to sleep merely a fraction of a second each night.
Ryangonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now we are talking!
Just-Call-Me-J ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:07:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More time to waste on Reddit!
freelancer042 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the real winner.
RebootTheServer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you would just be bored all the time and you would mess up your sleep cycles
Ryangonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll just have to play on reddit more.
tishmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:14:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/thread
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really like sleep that much either. If I could shut down at 12:30am and wake up at 6:00am every day, I would.
I wanna get up and do stuff!
Ryangonzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. I'd rather do things, but my body thinks otherwise.
hijinga ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna say why not make it 8 hours into .8 hours but if i did my math correctly theres not much of a difference
Ryangonzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I was thinking if you removed a zero, 8.0 hrs would become 8 hrs.
LeodFitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice one!
fareven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a pulp adventure hero in the 30's whose entire "superpower" was that he didn't need to sleep. Where everyone else was zonked out for a third of their lives he was learning new skills, training, doing detective work, that kind of thing.
SwitchesDF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this doesn't include your ability to stay awake longer. It just means instead of sleeping for 8 hours and staying awake for 16 hours, your day cycle is shortened to 16 hours and 48 minutes
Ryangonzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You bring up a good point. My body would still get exhausted after 16hrs. Might have to find time for a siesta.
Petoox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be good to go with 36 minutes.
HappensToMeToo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:32 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I love sleeping
meowxx2 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need this
jessiedoll ยท 972 points ยท Posted at 15:50:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hours I have to work each week.
cassandralala ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 16:12:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised this isn't higher up right now. 4 hours a week (for me) with the same salary would be amazing!
[deleted] ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 21:36:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd just get 10 more jobs, then I could add a 0 to my salary!
CyberFreq ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 00:15:43 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then you can retire, fish a little, have a siesta, play with the kids and be with the wife right?
Hubley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:11 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouuu nice reference.
CyberFreq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:22 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I felt it was appropriate
Reddiducky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:57 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
right...
Silent_Samp ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:02:00 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9 more jobs.... sorry
Saedeas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:54:46 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mathematician won't be one of them.
Silent_Samp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe I'm just really dumb but 1 job + 9 more jobs = 10 jobs. Assuming the same salary that is 10x the salary of 1 job.
Saedeas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was referring to him, not you.
Silent_Samp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:58:39 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I won't be doing any jobs that involve talking to people as a their main point
Semantiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:10 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, that commute though...
Like_A_Wet_Noodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole world would be peaceful and we would know peace. Even the people who don't work.
Even Keanu Reeves
scotbud123 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most people don't work an amount of hours with a 0 in it, that's why.
Ingloriousfiction ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:38:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i work 40 hours since I am not approved for overtime.
I would get about 10 jobs Work the same time get paid 600k a year still be home for dinner.
kecou ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:17:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But your commuting time would go up 10x
DunDunDunDuuun ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:35:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just wait until this question is reposted in a months time, and make it 1x.
asaleem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then multiply it so it turns into a number with a zero in it, and just change the timeframe from weeks to whatever.
1573594268 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, say it's 48h that's 2880 min, and that becomes 288m, or 4.8h. It's 10% either way, of course. If you're flexible with your units this actually effectively extends the scope of the question quite well.
ImJustPassinBy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends, can I choose which base?
kbruce4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I took the question as an order of magnitude, not a literal 0
RslashVolvo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what
AlbinoEwok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RslashVolvo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
huh
KilledTheCar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no zero in 42.5.
MrRyyi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:07:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Change it to 10 shifts of 4.25 hours a week and then instead of removing a 0 from the hours, remove a 0 from the amount of shifts.
GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's one of the top three comments now.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:51:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dick_Dousche ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 21:59:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm salaried ๐
RiOrius ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:52:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(emphasis mine)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:01:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But there really isn't one since I can work very different hours on a given week and get paid the same each paycheck regardless.
CreationOperatorZero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Effective hourly rate = Money you made / Hours you worked. Divide your salary by the average number of hours you work per year. Your salary is now equal to the number of hours you work per year (on average) multiplied this hourly rate. They said effective to address this attempt at circumventing the rules.
quitbark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:17 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/humblebrag /s
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is this uncommon in the US?
uss1701jb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:19 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's common in Europe, it isn't in the US.
SMTTT84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what if I still continue to work 40 hours or even just 10?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 hours regular pay, 36 hours x1.5 pay!
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4 hour work week with the same salary, yus please XD
italia06823834 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:05:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, I'd get 5 jobs. 4 hours a day. 5x the money.
I like this much better than removing a 0 off my student debt. Sure it's the same amount of debt, but it'll be paid way faster and the "hours of work per week" will last much longer.
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True. I'm a bit lazy though, so I'd go for like 2 jobs, maybe 3. Mo money, faster debt down, still more free time.
jbaird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
come into work,
make some coffee..
chat with coworkers..
catch up on my email..
update a case or two and ..
oh look its lunchtime so I'm done for the week
the_void__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to answer "cost of living" but this is effectively the same thing.
Libriomancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:29 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ehh, if I had to remove a 0 involving work, it'd be my supervisor.
[deleted] ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 12:22:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my age
PoliceAlarm ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 12:48:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But that'd make you a child, and a young one at that. You wanna go through elementary again...?
[deleted] ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 12:49:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes
PoliceAlarm ยท 181 points ยท Posted at 12:51:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I commend your honesty and question your sanity.
[deleted] ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 12:57:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are people that DON'T want to be a child again? Damn. I'd love to be back in elementary school.
s2Birds1Stone ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 15:37:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends entirely on your own childhood, sadly.
BeardedBassist21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd have it back to do it over again. The right way.
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:03:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too man. After school, i could go play baseball with all my friends and then go play Super Nintendo. Yes please.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:40:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Bingoned20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X
IAmBoredAtWork123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:28 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 15:32:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Childhood wasn't fun. For all the stress of adulthood, I get to do whatever I want to do.
MadBotanist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:45:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I wouldn't want to go back to early childhood, but I'd have to take a while to think about it if I was given s choice to go back to the start of my teenage years.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:21:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even then, for me... I didn't really get very much personal autonomy until I was like... 22?
MadBotanist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I started getting some when I was around 16, by 22 I was married and living 2 days drive from my parents. At 13 though I wouldn't have hardly any responsibility.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MadBotanist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually would be me a existential crisis. Would I be a xx year old man, or a 13ish year old boy. On one hand dating someone my age them would be acceptable, on the other hand I couldn't see myself being interest in anyone that age.
Me personally i really wasn't super into girls for a few more years based on my original choice (13) which then again I wonder how much hormones would play into that effect. I think I might revise that to 16 as it would break less about who I am now. On one hand I wouldn't have to go through the worst of puberty, on the other hand my currently level of knowledge about weight lifting verses then (IE do it) would allow me to take advantage of all the increased hormones and muscle growth. I think I'm going to go into the shower and think about this.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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MadBotanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea somewhere in the 13-17 range would be interesting. Past that and is say I've gotten set on my current path through college. At 13 though I had just moved from a larger cities in a state that identifies as southern to a very small city that identifies as northern. It made everything extra awkward.
ashesarise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I mean, you get to keep your memories so I'm sure you could figure out how to do what you want to do.
Liagala ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:33:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screw that. The confidence and self-worth that comes from knowing that I control my life and I am responsible for everything in it, good and bad, VASTLY outweighs the irritation from bills/work/assorted things that come with adulting.
legochemgrad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once you make that connection and actually begin to make strides in changing yourself, life gets pretty good. At least in the small ways. Life will still suck and be full of poop but I'd rather be making decisions myself than letting my parents run the ship and stagnate my growth again.
AHCretin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be nice. Being "in control of my life" just means I don't actually ever do anything but work and save. There's never time, energy or money I would actually risk spending.
shevrolet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:44:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel this. I can do whatever I want! after I get off work! as long as it doesn't cost any money!
SamelCamel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elementary school was great. Middle and High School? Not so much. Also who says his mental state was reversed as well? He could still know everything he knows and not have to go to school.
dontcallmemonica ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd only want to do it again if I could keep all the lessons I've already learned. No way I'd want to redo middle- and high-school without a better level of confidence and knowledge base.
TenNinetythree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some people had a shitty childhood!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My parents are dead, so where would I go after school? A foster home in Oakland? No thanks.
fountainofMB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:05 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't. Then I would have to do the education, find a career and work my way up again. I found ever since I was around 10 my greatest concern was being unemployed. My formative years were in the 80s, not great economically, parents took pay cuts, people told us we couldn't expect to do as well as our parents, it was kind of depressing times that really impacted me a lot.
figandsage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:54 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being back in elementary school means getting bullied all over for me and lots of other adults. Noooo thanks.
Thespoderweeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elementary school was my personal hell.
AccountWasFound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a high school senior I do not, I spent most of elementary school getting bullied, and honestly I would not survive going through school again...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:09 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hated school until high school.
XSplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be like the smartest kid ever. You could go on talk shows and shit.
PoliceAlarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but that runs thin as soon as you turn 16 again...
semigAs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I am having the very strong feeling that I wasted my life: it can only get better.
scoutmorgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
id do it just to fix it, get more friends, do less drugs, stuff like that.
willsyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Who wouldn't want their largest responsibilities to be reduced to staying inside the lines while coloring and being home before the streetlights turn on
TrueBlue98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:57 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember you're on Reddit were every single person hates school for some reason
naryn ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:14:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing what I know now (but assuming being in the body of a young child) then sure. Primary and secondary school would be a breeze and I'd be able to fix a load of the mistakes I made too
AlbinoEwok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
knowing what I know now and being a child....I wouldnt be in school lol
adrianmonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:04 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the US, at least, there are laws saying you have to.
The only way I can see around it might be home schooling. If there's not a requirement about how many hours of instruction you're supposed to receive, then you could probably just take some tests and avoid thousands of hours of hassle that way.
Though if you had to go to public schools, maybe you could get them to let you do all the normal school work (which would take minutes) and spend your abundant remaining time reading college-level textbooks or something.
Aphemia1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:13:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah what the hell, I could teach stuff to most adults.
ashesarise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
umm... yes?
bratzman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deffo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A new start, a new life, new opportunities sign me up I would hope I was in 70's at least. Would want to skip 1-6 if I could because I would have no parents so baby years would be hell. But fresh new start with a lifetime of experience would be great.
ninja36036 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait...does this mean we go back in time and relive being a kid, or do we just become a kid in the current moment? Because it would be so tempting to go back and relive it, assuming I retained my current knowledge, but you know, the butterfly effect would fuck shit up.
Rammite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:10 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elementary school is fun.
Puberty? Ehhhhhhhh.
Shumatsuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take out tons of loans. Invest in the right places that can't be touched until you're 18, remove the 0, get adopted, let the money grow and they can't come after you on loans on account of you being a minor, hit 18, be rich.
Gabenfoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:48 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yea, nap time!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he's like 200
brberg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:06:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would kill to have been born in 2012. Barring some major worldwide disaster, kids that young will almost certainly live long enough to benefit from a cure for aging.
Benefiting from knowing what I know now would just be gravy, albeit some really awesome gravy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:06:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FYI, we've already got the cure, we're just waiting for you to die to release it.
saliczar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's dead, Jim!
brberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:11:30 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing personal, but I may at some point have to kill you to absorb your life force.
CesarPon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:44:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only works if your age is a multiple of 10
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is!
krispykremedonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:41 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a big difference. I'd be happy with a decade.
kellthebelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh... to be 3 and carefree again
dadfrombrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:05 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be 5.
prolixdreams ยท 718 points ยท Posted at 12:23:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The percent chance that I will ever die.
exteus ยท 423 points ยท Posted at 12:25:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soo... 10 percent?
PM_ME_YOUR_WORRIES ยท 636 points ยท Posted at 12:34:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like those odds, to be honest.
Vamking12 ยท 328 points ยท Posted at 14:25:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That gives me a solid 90% chance of immortality I'm good
[deleted] ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 15:49:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
huh...there's no way the math checks out on that one
iagino ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 16:05:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I think you're right. He can either die or he won't so it's really 50/50 if you think about it
*edit: Apparently I need this : "/s"
UpHandsome ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:47:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because you are so /serious?
Jansl22 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:10:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meta
UpHandsome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meta?
Pilchard123 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:26:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meta!
SpatiallyRendering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
!ateM
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now it's 5/5
Adophie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:01 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well with the 50/50, add a 0 to the survival 50, and it's 500% chance to live. You would be more than immortal at that point.
LeaveMe_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this an Internet Box joke?
This better be an Internet Box joke.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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AoE_Freak-SC2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:23:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He knows, it was a joke.
TheFernburger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:02:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tell that shit to Chuck Klosterman
SuperSmith_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10% chance of dying, so he has a 90% chance of not dying.
Lokiem ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 16:17:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Depends on how the odds are calculated, since there was isn't a single event that can kill you but millions of possible events.
He won't be immortal as for any certain death situation, he'll still have a chance of death. I really wouldn't want to be in his shoes when hes rolling that d10 daily as organs are failing, infections set in, etc etc as he gets older and older.
Edit: Seems everyone is retarded, over an infinite amount of time, even 10% is going to be a certainty. You're all literally saying it's possible (with a double figure odd, not a 0.000000001%) to flip a coin for all time and never get heads.
uncoordinated ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:18:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10% chance that he will EVER die
Lokiem ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:26:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh so he's going to calculate that once and then disregard all logical application of statistics from that point forward?
Gonna be fun being a living immobile pile of dust eventually!
Pinkamenarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be death...
Lokiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So to your interpretation, when a doctor says someone has a 10% chance to not die after surgery, and the person then lives and recovers, they're what? Immortal? Or just that the next time they roll the dice with fate they may not be so lucky? As fucking statistics would suggest.
lbspredh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:36:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah come on let's be realistic when talking about immortality
_swf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chance that you will eventually die: 100%
Divide by 10: 10%
10% chance that you will ever die
NoNickname90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean he could almost die. Partial deaths? Your soul trapped between the void of this world and the next.
Ceres_Benzedrine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone has 100% chance that they will die. Drop a 0 to make it 10% and they have a 10% chance they will die eventually and a 90% they won't.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but does your body stay young too?
EternalJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roll percentile dice every day past 100 and test your luck. :D
thisissteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Considering how you're just one person, isn't 90% immortality about as good as 0% immortality?
drkitteh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If 90% in X-com has taught me anything, you're dead for sure.
starman28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:09 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
DemeaningSarcasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The odds of any insignificant event happening goes to 100 percent across a large enough time scheme.
hteenarP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not me. Never lucky:(
WhosTheRealRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:19 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too
blore40 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 13:11:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which 0 did you remove?
fakint ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 13:43:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The middle one
exteus ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 14:18:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I removed the last one, but nice try.
TheLastOneWasTooLong ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:52:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So now it's 100.0% chance instead of 100.00%?
tissin ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 14:57:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off, genie.
Dont_Safe ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:30:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0 to meta real quick
GRat9717 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:29:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0.0 to meta real quick
Iorith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or my last DM.
Anaract ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
congrats!
green_meklar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it started out lower than 100% though.
exteus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone dies, baby, that's a fact
green_meklar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone who is already dead has died, but that doesn't give any guarantees about people who are still alive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:44 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No rules so you can mess with math, (102)% to (12)% = 1%. Or from (20-19) expected deaths to (2-19) so you get -17 deaths which means you get to bring 17 people back to life while being immortal or something like that
nounhud ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 13:08:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithonus
Immortality is a sharp knife. Gotta be careful what you're doing with it.
prolixdreams ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:17:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not even sure I'd like it - more of a "would be interesting" than a "don't ever want to die" feeling.
Supervivien0 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:59:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would choose something like not dying of old, meaning that i can die, but not from old age. And also ethernal youth, that shit is basic.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ShitFacedEsco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ask them before gifting them eternal youth? What if they didnt want to live forever? But if you told someone would they be able to keep your secret? I sure wouldnt want the world to know.
Bazoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a really, really good memory.
Towerss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
back then it sounded like a sweet deal, you get to enjoy the world for all eternity
knowing now that a billion years is relatively short in the lfetime of the universe and a hundred years feels like too long for most humans, the thought of living a billion years times infinity puts into perspective how shitty immortality is
imagine getting sucked into the sun when it becomes a red giant and you have to suffer for eternity stuck in its gravitational prison
Eternal youth also sucks because that just guarantees you will have a painful death, as you'll die from an accident. Eternal immortal youth with a kill switch sounds like the best deal.
hellopandant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like the premise of Death Becomes Her too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortal doesn't mean invulnerable. People seem to forget that.
thedude37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Held within the Pleasure Dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste my bitter triumph
As a mad immortal man
Nevermore shall I return
Escape these caves of ice
For I have dined on honeydew
And drunk the milk of Paradise
nounhud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, I never actually listened to the lyrics, hadn't realized what the song was about. Thanks!
The full song's lyrics:
'To seek the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
To break my fast on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise...'
I had heard the whispered tales of immortality
The deepest mystery
From an ancient book I took a clue
I scaled the frozen mountain tops of eastern lands unknown
Time and Man alone
Searching for the lost Xanadu
Xanadu...
To stand within the Pleasure Dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste anew the fruits of life
The last immortal man
To find the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
Oh, I will dine on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise
A thousand years have come and gone but time has passed me by
Stars stopped in the sky
Frozen in an everlasting view
Waiting for the world to end, weary of the night
Praying for the light
Prison of the lost
Xanadu
Xanadu...
Held within the Pleasure Dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste my bitter triumph
As a mad immortal man
Nevermore shall I return
Escape these caves of ice
For I have dined on honeydew
And drunk the milk of Paradise
Youtube: Xanadu by Rush
thedude37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might be my favorite Rush song!
๐๏ธ nickthequic ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 12:25:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit
JordanSM ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 14:28:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
waddup
Redbluuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:17:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you
Bloodstarr98 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:56:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/theydidthefuckyou
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm cool!
Redbluuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:28 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well then
tsintzask ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a frog on a unicycle
AgentDoofenshmirtz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:10 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fluorescent green
--choose_a_username- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A dead meme
Jimmygeorgo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP Dat Boi memes.
Matty15243 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE NUTSHACK
Dubanx ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 17:34:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Immortality is AWFUL. Humans aren't mean to live forever. I would imagine the first 100 years would be great, but then you would have to watch everyone you have ever known die and die again and die again.
Eventually, you would start to notice that people are different than you remember. It's small at first, but after thousands and thousands of years you lose your ability to relate to what humans have evolved into. Eventually you become a beastly and uncivilized relic of an age long ago, a joke, a dangerous creature that's isn't really "human". You would be alone.
Of course, when you're talking about scales of millions of years it's inevitable that, eventually, you would become trapped under a mountain or dirt or rubble. You would then be stuck immobilized for millions of years until erosion eventually freed you (assuming you weren't sucked into the earth's core and burned alive for the rest of earth's natural lifespan).
The sun would expand and cook you, along with the earth, for a few billion years before exploding. At which point you'd be launched into the cold reaches of space where you would float about for an eternity. It's possible you would get sucked into a new planet (which will be bombarded with meteorites that bury you for the lifespan of whatever this new planet is) and repeat.
Eventually, you would be exploded for the last time and float in space for the remainder of eternity. You would notice the stars slowly start to burn out one by one. All in a process that seemed like it took an eternity, but nope. That was NOTHING. What once seemed like an eternity was just a blimp in your LONG LLLLOOOOOONNGGGG life of nothingness.
You float in nothingness FOREVER, and here's the thing about forever. No matter how long you feel your isolation lasts it is NOTHING compared to infinity. A thousand years is nothing compared to a million, a million years is nothing compared to a billion, a billion years is nothing compared to a trillion, forever and forever. No matter how long you live in isolation, it will be nothing compared to what awaits you.
Can I add a 0 to my lifespan instead? 1000 years seems like a good life. Infinity, not so much.
dirtyhappythoughts ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:20:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll still take it. Sounds interesting.
artanis00 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:11:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So would I.
MyNameIsSpeed ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:19:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think immortality is different from invincible. You could probably still kill yourself or be killed with immortality, right?
Dubanx ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:53:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Yeah, but he removed a 0 from the chance he would ever die of any cause, natural causes or not. Semantics over the word immortal is moot here.
thermal_shock ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:56:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moot?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:19:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:48 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a moo point
MyNameIsSpeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True
Just-Call-Me-J ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That 10% chance looks pretty good, then.
drunkemonkee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1000 years would be fine on the basis that you age a hell of a lot slower.
So at say 500 years you'd look like a 50 year old and at 1000 you'd have aged like a 100 year old.
I do think it's a cool concept.
Like in the film highlander, watch as the world changes, new technology comes about. It would be awesome to be able to achieve everything you wanted.
You could spend 100 years travelling the world, doing the odd job here and there for money, maybe 100 years trying some different careers etc
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, after holding a regular job for 100 years you can, hopefully, live off your investments for the rest of your life.
drunkemonkee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:28 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah thats true, or find a career you really enjoy regardless of money.
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but once money doesn't matter it's not really a career anymore. It's a hobby that just happens to contribute value to society. Which is totally fine.
ApplecakesMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plus them fuckers trying to sword fight you and cut your head off.
Rockachaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remove a zero from the possibility of living to 1000. There we go, once you got to 1000 years old, your chances would reset and you would die instantly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortality is not the same as invincibility. I don't want to be invincible. I just don't want to get old. Being old is going to be terrible.
lizzy_786 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this is all death anyway
bow_down_whelp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it I'd do it. So much to learn. Eventually universe will come again and you can rule it as a GOD with your knowledge of space travel
aj240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life really sucks, doesn't? You either die or go through that.
paxgarmana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
have you tried it?
C0ntrol_Group ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternity is a really long time. Especially towards the end.
scoutmorgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but I could jack off so much more and not feel like i'm wasting my life. seriously though think the time I would get to put towards the human race and do stuff would be worth it, I am hoping I could invent like a head book reader and read everything in my book head for the rest of nothing. I mean it wouldn't be great and id probably go batshit insane but ill take that over being gone forever.
SoutheasternComfort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've thought for a long time that living forever has gotta be the worst hell there is. Life is hard enough as it is, but knowing that you're gonna have to keep doing it forever as you watch everyone you love slowly die off, and everything you love slowly become unrecognizable is horrible. I couldn't live like that, I don't think most people could. What's the point of anything if it's all gonna disappear one day leaving you alone? Death is almost a consolation. Sure everything is temporary, but hey-- so are you. But if everything is temporary but you, then your entire life is a countdown to loneliness and isolation
slicedpi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All that only applies if you're the only immortal
PRMan99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:28 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would rename myself Vandal Savage and take over the world.
RickandMortyRules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:24 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
youd be fun to smoke with
DRHARNESS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ehh, live until you feel good then get an icepick lobotomy, problem solved.
SpiralSD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading something almost exactly like that somewhere. I think you should credit that author, since others might enjoy the read too
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, i wrote this on the spot. I've made very similar arguments against eternal life on reddit before. Maybe you're thinking of another post made by myself?
nescent78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such a bleak outlook...
starlit_moon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I were immortal I would leave Earth once space travel became like in Star Trek and spend the rest of forever exploring the universe.
Neutrinorino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure most people would change with the times, although it would be hard and the rest of that sucks
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well, you can adapt for a while but we're talking about evolution on the scale of millions of years. Eventually humanity will evolve physically to the point where you simply can't relate to them in any sort of meaningful way.
They will cease to be humans, and you will be this primitive "thing". Too smart to be an animal, too stupid and aggressive to ever be considered one of them. An outcast that will never be fully accepted into their advanced society.
Neoxite23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortality would suck but never aging would be fantastic. Yeah you outlive people but you make it sound like you would never get use to it. You also make it sound like you would NEVER adjust to the times.
If I could gain the ability to stop aging....I'd take that in a heartbeat.
Xomnik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As far is everything is, humans longest length of time lived is around 115 years old at best. Past then most likely won't happen as far is natural deterioration happens, maybe when we become robots, but not till then...
nodrugsinvolved ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I though of removing a zero from the percent chance that I'll die >in the next hundred years<.
NoNickname90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But life is a cycle, so?
PoopyDoopie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:43:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People really like to bring this up in any immortality discussion, and they play it like it would take a long time to get out. You're immortal, you can dig your way out. You won't lose your energy or suffocate, you just keep digging until you get out. Might take days, or weeks, but certainly not a year.
It would be like that scene in Kill Bill Vol 2, but instead of total bullshit, it's science fiction.
Dubanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, do you have any idea how heavy a mountain is? You won't be able to move at all, much less dig your way to the surface.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, sometimes I kinda wanna die.
(scene starts at 6:35 mark)
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:20:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha jokes on them I always wanna die.
Eramef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here lies OP. He was never lucky."
Sk3wba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fucking Grim Reaper topdecked me this is bullshit"
lutgholein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does it work exactly? Do you roll immediately to decide whether or not you're immortal? Or do you roll every instance that you're about to die like a saving throw?
scoutmorgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine its a dice roll now and that's it, if you get the 10% you go on living as normal and if you hit the 90% your immortal.
renegade_9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How would that work, though? Just roll a d10 and if it's anything but a 1 you're immortal? Or do you roll once a [time period] after whenever you were "supposed" to die?
steam1901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The percent chance that I will die in the next 1000 years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol good one.
Delusional_Dreamer- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better yet, the chance that I won't!
GlassChives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or the percent chance that you will live forever. 0% to null. You have null chance to live forever.
SIacktivist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would choose "the percent chance that I will die in a way I don't like" or something, so I don't drown/burn/become trapped in concrete entombing me for weeks with no connection to the outside world save a lone tube preventing my suffocation and the sweet, sweet release of death.
jinhong91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:43:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In base 100
tokenwhiteguy ยท 1243 points ยท Posted at 12:24:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loan debt.
UncleTrapspringer ยท 235 points ยท Posted at 13:57:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part of my banks mobile app is that every day when I check my balance I get to see how royally fucked I am by student debt.
Some days it doesn't fully load and I get excited thinking there was a glitch in the bank system and I slipped through the cracks and my debt was forgiven. Then it loads and the frozen sledgehammer drops on my soul and I'm so terribly alone
[deleted] ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 14:50:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i know your pain, nothing like being constantly reminded that you're actually -54,950 or whatever
Lokiem ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 16:13:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You americans get a real rough deal on the student debt. The UK system is however, completely unsustainable, but idgaf, I owe somewhere in the realm of ยฃ50k, if I don't pay it off within 30 years of my graduation the debt is cleared.
Already done 5 years, 25 to go. I might have paid off about ยฃ200 so far.
BlackCombos ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 16:31:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the US forgives student loan debt if you meet a payment criteria (something like 10% of your earnings going toward the debt) at the 20 year mark.
The real fuckery is forcing 17-18 year olds to make an informed decision about onboarding five or six digits of debt before most of them have ever had to pay a single bill in their entire lives. Community College is a great, affordable option all over the country, but the "four year night club experience" of the University model is attractive to young people, and the debt is just some imaginary number they don't understand.
The finance model would work if it wasn't basically relying on people who JUST turned old enough to sign a contract to make the right decision about what is likely the largest financial transaction they're ever going to make aside from owning a house.
C0ckSm00ch ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:32:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A "perk" in the US is that if you work in the public sector (teacher, prosecutor, government employee) you can have your loans forgiven tax free after ten years instead of the 20-30 years and not tax free most student loans run.
Moved my loans to the cheapest payments and hoping I don't lose my job or Congress bones us.
uacoop ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:11:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are many non-profit orgs that qualify you as well fyi, not just government jobs.
whtbrd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that is ten years of making continuous, full payments, though. you can't just send them $1/month, or ignore them outright and then they'll vanish.
AHCretin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:47:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Full" payments can include reduced rates with IBR/ICR.
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AHCretin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:15:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one's outside my knowledge, sorry. If you find out, please let me know.
lindsayadult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:46 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's not 10 years or consecutive payments, you can do a forbearance or a suspension, you just HAVE TO make 120 full payments and then apply for forgiveness.
ThBurninator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Un/Fortunately I make enough that I can afford to make my payments, but not enough that I'm not living paycheck to paycheck. My loans will be paid off in 5-8 years, so I won't be able to take advantage of that.
ciabattabing16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still pay taxes on a subset of forgiven loans as well as minimum payments and interest during the ten years. So if you work the numbers out you aren't missing a life changing amount of cash, factoring in inflation and whatnot. Usually.
Princeofcatpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:04 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teachers only get forgiveness if they work in a rural setting (read: tiny ass district in bumfuck nowhere) or they teach math or science. The rest of us eat it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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pinkbutterfly1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How are you getting 20k in debt from a community college? Did you forget to do FAFSA?
DudeGuyBor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the things my schools been pushing for grants for is to have a tuition counselor sort of job or part time role, to help people take on just what they need, not all of what they want or can get.
kevinhardin ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep in mind that young adults are only as ignorant of opportunity as they let themselves be. I studied well in school and for it was able to get ~$10k worth of scholarships before I even hunted around for more to apply for. Personally, I chose to join the military and have managed to remain debt free at 21.
Government or private student loans are not as mandatory as my generation makes them out to be. Almost anyone can get away without them if they do some research into all opportunities and they take charge of their life.
The future is out there. Make it your own!
opivia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also studied hard in school. I graduated as the valedictorian of my class with a 4.0 GPA. I have around $2,500 in financial aid from a state program, and nothing else.
TenNinetythree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And to think that my parents forced me to unenroll to protest 600โฌ tuition (per semester)...
TheDivergentStars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:10 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's just ridiculous. I'm assuming the majority of tuition is paid for by the state, and I'm sure the personal, private benefit you get from going school will be 10 plus times greater than a tuition of 600Eur per semester.
WhitMage9001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:27 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whys it unsustainable? What's to sustain about it?
Lokiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, new students can apply for their student loans, get given their tuition etc and be 30k or so in debt. Then they can proceed to ignore it the rest of their life til the debt is cleared by the government.
Essentially 30k~ for free, with no impact on your credit and no obligation to pay.
reece1495 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does that effect your actual income though can you keep your money and refuse to pay it for 30 years
Lokiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It takes a really insignificant portion of your paycheck, and it doesn't touch your income til you're over 15k. Then over 15k it takes something like ยฃ5 from your month ยฃ1000ish.
The higher you earn the more they take, but its always proportional and a very minor chunk of your pay.
bratzman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:O
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ikr? Not my actual balance though debt is bigger cries
bratzman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:11:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so sorry. How is this justified?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a nice job that I like and a cool boss. I make a reasonable amount. The bachelors degree made it possible. I just don't think about the crippling debt until I'm alone
bratzman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, is this something you can end up paying off?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah and I did apply for and receive a reduction in my monthly payment. I would be in a much better position if I didn't also get hit with child support, but that's a story for another time
Bot12391 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone that is a freshman in college, how'd you get that much debt? Out of state?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 years for my BA, two of which were a private school...
Bot12391 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah gotcha! Private is so expensive.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:17 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
didn't help that I switched from compsci to business management halfway through lol
Bot12391 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:45 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, that makes even more sense haha. Good luck man.
katchyy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:13:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ha, this reminds me of when I applied to consolidate my Stafford loans (federal student loans) two years ago. it takes a few weeks for them to approve it. when it's approved, they send you a fucking Paid In Full notice. it's ridiculous.
for about thirty seconds I got quietly excited that someone - some SUGAR DADDY I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT, or perhaps a SECRET BENEFACTOR, MAYBE - decided to pay off some of my debt for me.
nope. just the fuckin US Department of Education, crushing my hopes and dreams.
I actually called them up to tell them, y'all really shouldn't be sending these notices. it's misleading. and the guy on the other end was like,
"yeah, huh. I'm not really sure why we do that. it's pretty misleading."
someone31988 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:46:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, technically they were paid in full... Only by another loan, though. I had the same thing when I consolidated a bunch of private loans.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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UncleTrapspringer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:45 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the single most idiotic response I've ever seen
WavePetunias ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 12:29:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, dental bill.
soomuchcoffee ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:12:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lisa needs braces.
hybridassassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dental plan!
AndyGHK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dental plan!
Paenarra ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 12:52:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every bill I'll ever get
buttholefan ยท 281 points ยท Posted at 14:17:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your bill has been adjusted from $9999.90 to $9999.9 ... thank you and have a wonderful day.
switchblade420 ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 14:48:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off, genie.
Coollook7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:52:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Norm
wangchung16 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:45:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding out in my later years that Norm Macdonald (the voice of Norm) was a Canadian who preferred America made that character even better (not like he needed to be)
Clever-username- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:57 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now I'm off to take out Canada! They've had it too good for too long...."
My favorite Norm quote just got so much better....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2meta3fast
Onefortwo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:38:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just make sure the bill you want decreased has change. Like 31 cents.
theAlpacaLives ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:41:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your bill has been adjusted from $09999.31 to $9999.31 ... fuck you and have an indebted day."
TheHeita ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I wish my debt was that low
Upnorth4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Op didn't specify WHICH 0 though,
justafish25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love for mine to be 10 grand, shit.
cartrman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every move you make.
ikilledtupac ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:50:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lisa needs braces
AndyGHK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dental plan!
Mouse-Keyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lisa needs braces.
poop_poop_mah_goop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DENTAL PLAN
frossenkjerte ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LISA NEEDS BRACES
Priamosish ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:00:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much do you have?
tokenwhiteguy ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:56:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About $40k
BlupHox ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. As someone from Europe this is completely fucked up.
superdago ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:44:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also have $40k of debt... from 1 year of law school...
Pishwi ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck
I hope those are Jamaican dollars
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:44:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:28 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Pishwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, best of luck but I'm sure you'll be fine : )
italia06823834 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:02:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. I wish mine was $40k. Mine's more like double.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Skoasha ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sitting at $90k, fml
nessie7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:18:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone also from Europe, I have way more than that.
Uni might be free, but we still take up student loans to cover the cost of living while going to uni... In one of the most expensive countries in the world.
jackjack012 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:58:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll never understand this student debt thing.
Today I had to pay โฌ1.95 for a bus ticket. I thought it was pretty expensive, considering it was only a half day of college.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
finland, living in my own apartment, still in student debt of 15k because need to pay rent.
jackjack012 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mean Eastern Sweden?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:44:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well... you're not wrong.
Sometimes_a_smartass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
as a freshman in europe, free classes and free food are the tits.
jackjack012 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:55:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's my second week of college, haven't seen the tits yet.
bow_down_whelp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/gonewild
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Yo_2T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on what class it is. I spent the money to learn about stuff I really care about, not Art History or English, which I already had to suffer through in Middle school and high school. It's mostly a scam and you have to endure it to get the piece of paper that says you qualify for the job (whether that's true or not is an entirely different matter).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends, a lot of people are paying for the piece of paper and don't really care if they learn
soingee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean to be Mr OneUp, but that's not horrendous. I had may e $16K more. If you ramp up monthly payments it feels like there's a light at the end of the tunnel. I am on track to settle the last $9,500 of one of my loans by the end of the month. I didn't begin that campaign until June. It just feels good to take a major bite out. The rest feels like it's on a short countdown timer.
Gorman_Fr33man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Fuck that shiz, bro.
koobear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:57 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joke's on you, you owe $39,999.99! Removing a zero has no effect on your debt.
Trollin_Honda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:41 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$0.040 million loan to $0.40 million loan. Are you insane?
shutts67 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:50:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More specifically, the number of payments I have left.
jadraxx ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:22:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Medical debt here. Already paid off my student loans.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:47:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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jadraxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I already fucked up over a year ago and put it all on credit cards before I knew you could do that =(
Aqito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are most doctor's offices willing to work with you on some kind of installment plan?
I owe my doctor in the realm of $1500, but I do not have that kind of cash right now. I have an appointment on Monday, and I hope to work something out.
specialkk77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not an expert, but most places seem to be understanding. As it was already said, as long as you're paying something, they won't send the bill to collections and it won't fuck your credit score. I just paid a bill that was in collections, and my score jumped over 30 points. And it was a really small bill in the grand scheme of things. What's 100 bucks when you owe thousands in student loans? Or once you get a mortgage. Adulting is expensive. Talk to your billing department. Hopefully they can help you out!
macallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage.
mightynifty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage.
houstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto
Haephestus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I removed a zero from mine I'd only have $4000 in student debt...
InfanticideAquifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd probably get more if you removed the zero from the amount of money that wasn't yours.
IsThisAllThatIsLeft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage.
360noscoperino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh, one of the few reasons i love Italy... No student debt here
purlnecklaces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got lucky; my debt is only $10,000 but $1000 is still so much easier to pay off.
nyvz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:31 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprised this is not top answer yet. Let me help.
massacreman3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The total debt over my whole life.
thuktun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:00 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd gild this, but student loan debt.
I_Photoshop_Movies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Merica
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:51:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same
Tjodleik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:39:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. So much this.
levirules ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 15:33:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of days I have to go to work per year. It would go down from the 200s to the 20s.
1SaBy ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if it's like 211? Removing a 0 has no effect.
levirules ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:17:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god. Is this a no-takesies-backsies thread? See, I'm so tired because I'm not a morning person and working several 9-5 shifts in a row destroys me. I don't get enough sleep, the deficit builds up, and then I make mistakes like this.
At least nobody caught on before the upvotes caught momentum. That was a close call.
1SaBy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:19:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Paragora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah holy shit im super stoned and i had to read it like 5 times to sorf of get it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REKT. Super genie wish wasted.
AlternateLives ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, you're still fine. Removing a zero is essentially x/10 or x*.1, so you would have to go in for 21.1 days out of the year.
Work 21 days, show up for about 20 minutes on the next one, then enjoy your 11 month vacation!
1SaBy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:19:30 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. There's no zero in 211.
TinManOz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21.1
1SaBy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thread says 'remove a zero'.
namesrue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just define the total number of days you work as 100%, remove that zero. Problem solved.
1SaBy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:16:53 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty clever.
CatAkimbo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok. Move over a decimal point.
1SaBy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thread name says 'remove a zero'. You're not sticking to the rules.
AFrozenCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of weeks would be a sure thing assuming you get 2 weeks off per year already for vacation.
[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 15:29:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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C0ntrol_Group ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 20:44:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is an absolutely fascinating response.
If the arrow of time is the result of increasing entropy (that is, time moves in the direction of increasing entropy), then we can consider time to stop if the universe reaches maximum entropy (meaning no work can be done). That's at least 10100 years, given the evaporation rate of supermassive black holes. That would give you a lifespan on the order of 1099 years, which would probably be pretty unpleasant for at least the last 1089.
On the other hand, if the universe doesn't reach a stable maximum entropy - that is, if increasing entropy is a probabilistic truth rather than a physical truth - then there's no reason to think time is bounded in that fashion.
If time is unbounded in at least one direction (forward, from our point of view), then the idea of "removing a zero" becomes meaningless. If we think of it as "dividing by ten," however, we can at least start thinking about what that means for your lifespan. 10% of infinity is still, of course, infinity. And an infinity that is just as "big" as the original infinity. So the number of years you'll be dead - an infinite number - doesn't actually change. Which implies your lifespan wouldn't change.
So really, this answer either gets you something like 10 billion interesting years and a shitpot (that's the layman's term for 1089, truefact) of shitty years, or makes absolutely no difference whatsoever.
in-a-far-off-land ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:56:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take a zero off of the 1089, and you're only dead for a year.
LoneWanderer111 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:12 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like it.
CesarPon ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:46:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally understood what you said.
OsrsNeedsF2P ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His numbers aren't exactly right but there's a lot of debate on what's right and wrong. You can wikipedia it, something about the death of the universe (there's many theories). My personal favorite is the Big Rip.
C0ntrol_Group ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I admit I specifically picked heat death because I could make some kind of case for that being a meaningful end of time.
Less belief than convenience, as it were. ;)
OsrsNeedsF2P ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:57 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bro that's why I hate the Big Crunch theory. It's basically a super optimistic theory that the Universe will never end, but it makes no fucking sense.
Now obviously all these theories make a shit ton more sense at a higher mathematical level I cannot even fathom but I feel like it doesn't make sense ye know...
hush-__-puppy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:09:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/theydidthemath
CreationOperatorZero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:13 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1010 plus 1089 is not 1099. Even if you get 10 billion interesting years, you still basically have 1099 to go (technically, it would be 89 nines in a row, followed by ten zeroes, but the point is that ten billion is a drop in the bucket compared to 1099).
C0ntrol_Group ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
D'OH!
Well, now I feel stupid. You're right, of course.
I hang my head in shame.
CreationOperatorZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:01 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S'okay. I'm a physicist, so you get full marks for the cosmology. The reasoning with regard to an unbounded age of the universe holds as well, if such a thing is possible.
In a real physics class, you probably wouldn't lose many points for a mathematical brain fart like that. It happens to everyone, even the geniuses.
C0ntrol_Group ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do take some comfort in that.
It's still a silly mistake I shouldn't have made, though. The kind of mistake I am more prone to making than I should be - and the kind that still drives me batty when I do.
The number of points I lost just forgetting the +C doing integrations in my 100-level calc course still irks me, and that's getting on for twenty years ago.
Anyway, thanks for the correction, seriously.
jarjums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:41 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might be overthinking this.
superpotato20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:05 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We got one of them smart peoples over here.
Pixel871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could just remove a 0 from โ by cutting it in half, and make โ
Traqzer ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 12:55:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bills I have to pay. $70 sounds a lot better than $700.
kenman884 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 14:55:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man this one would be incredible. Rent down to 130? Yes pls.
TenNinetythree ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:28:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought 130โฌ sounds much, then I realized most people don't pay rent weekly!
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:42:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
520 isn't really that expensive.
frankxanders ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:55:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah even after exchange rate that's a lot less than I pay
SHOWTIME316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:39 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the low end in most midwest cities really.
Goatmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:27 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For a month or week?
TenNinetythree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's almost exactly twice the amount I pay.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you live in a city?
TenNinetythree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:10:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, I guess you're lucky then.
Coooturtle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he lives in a shit hole.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even shit holes cost twice that where I live, more in some other places.
TenNinetythree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I'd be out the minute the tax people or any sort ir building code people look at the place!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Did you fuck it up that badly?
TenNinetythree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I just doubt that a) the landlord pays his taxes (rent is in cash) and b) that it has been building code compliant in the last 20 years.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely sounds likely. The one guy I know with a similarly priced apartment in a big city still has to use wood and coal to heat the bath.
saxy_for_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's about what I pay! But I'm in shitty employer-owned housing and share my room with an old Peruvian man. You win some, you lose some.
LilithTheSly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:00:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you have to pay 1300 in rent alone?!
zanbato ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:08:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh any nice place in a moderately sized city, or a crappy place in a major city, or a large nice place in a small city.
LilithTheSly ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:09:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm assuming America?
zanbato ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:17:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I suppose it's a bit harder in countries where the money is worth more to get rent that high, but Manhattan is like 1300 a month for a broom closet so I imagine the major cities in other countries can get there as well.
LilithTheSly ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:30:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair enough, I had a brain fart and I was thinking of Northern Ireland prices and freaking out. ยฃ1300 not $1300
Over here 5 minutes walking from the city centre (unless you live in Belfast) rent is only ยฃ600 for a 3 bedroom semi detached
zanbato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing, there are definitely some places like that in the US but those are usually places you don't actually want to live.
LilithTheSly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean... You probably don't want to live here either so fair enough.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus. I took this cheapest studio I could find in my college town and I pay $750/mo.
brberg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tokyo resident checking in. $1400 for a 500 square foot apartment. That's one of the cheaper apartments in one of the more expensive parts of town. Which is great, because when I meet girls, they usually ask where I live. Then I tell them, and they decide I must be rich.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel any better I pay 1300 a month for a studio in Williston Vermont. Vermont is out of control.
Officeritwasntme ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:32:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not just america, ireland is just as bad if not worse than america
LilithTheSly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:44:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Northern Ireland is pretty cheap
freelancer042 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:56:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL that I should move to Ireland.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:34:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice place in moderately sized city checking in. Rent is $1,250 for a one bedroom. Granted, it's fairly high because it's downtown with a view. The shitty downtown with a view places are around $1,000.
Go off into the subburbs and you're still looking at $700 to $900 for a one bedroom, and now you have to drive more.
kenman884 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicago suburb not in the ghetto.
MyUserNameTooLon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty apartment is MA costs me 1500.
Shakeweight_All-Star ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I pay that much for ~100 sq ft in Boston
Ingloriousfiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me and the wife live in 2 homes right now (long story)
Her place is 1500, and mine is 1200. rent in USA is expensive
zucoug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol
Prof_Frank_Smith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the metropolitan area near me that's not uncommon.
NerJaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$700 sounds a lot better than my life tbh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$700 in bills? Where do you live?
Traqzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:08 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New Zealand
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:31 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U.S. here, and I'm paying about $3000 a month in bills...and we only have a 2 bedroom apartment!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:22 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$700 in bills sounds fabulous
anewhigh ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 12:23:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of drivers on the road
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:11:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
But what happens to them? Your careless move just made *90% of all drivers vanish!
edit am bad at math
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:13 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They take the subway
debtheweb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good answer!
Aphemia1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if it is a number without 0?
Frozenlazer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fairly convinced that with even 10% of the drivers on the road that would still be too many. Maybe not.
Canofmeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist: You were a driver that got removed.
stabbyfrogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could settle with the number of asshole drivers on the road.
SIacktivist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:48:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This just in: one billion people mysteriously disappear off the face of the earth.
PM_ME_UR_exGFs_BOOBS ยท 394 points ยท Posted at 12:42:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What happens if I remove the zero from the number of sexual partners I've had? Because it's already zero.
[deleted] ยท 379 points ยท Posted at 12:45:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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PM_ME_UR_exGFs_BOOBS ยท 273 points ยท Posted at 12:48:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet. Let's do this.
[deleted] ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 13:51:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ nickthequic ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 14:12:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SNOO-SNOO!!!
koinu-chan_love ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't we just cuddle?
scoutmorgan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:51:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the flesh can go fuck itself, my brains getting some pussy tonight.
thrillhou5e ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:30:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your own flesh fucking itself. Getting laid in your mind. That's called jerking off.
scoutmorgan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cant even escape my inability to bang when i'm making the rules... WHOO AMMM IIIIIIII.
DrNick2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are you, gay?
freelancer042 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:32:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does your username actually result in anything good?
PM_ME_UR_exGFs_BOOBS ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:05:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes. It's more successful than asking actual girls for pics of their boobs, anyway. Also, there's the added bonus of most of the pictures including the girl's face.
lcplmotherfucker ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:12:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pics or bullshit
PM_ME_UR_exGFs_BOOBS ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:25:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah man, if I posted pics, nobody would want to send me any. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
wellmade-mango ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:46:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you can PM us pics, no one will know ;)
Pishwi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I second this
PM_ME_SFW_NUDES ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:46:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are said nudes SFW?
Jesus-KunOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me they are
ConwayThrifty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SFW in this case means Suitable For Wanking right?
snowmen158 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I third this.
lordusan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fourth
IAmBoredAtWork123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:10 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4th. Boobs plz.
lindrotaren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As the guy above me said, PM us!
freelancer042 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:21:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. Pics or it didn't happen.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I remember you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have no chance of losing it now
Skullman64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEEEEERRROOYYY JEEEEEEIINNKIINSSS
cjmook21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare your butthole.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
CIearMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:11 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A thousand years is nothing compared to a million years.
A million years is nothing compared to a billion years.
Everything you could ever possibly imagine, to the power of a googolplex, is still just a blimp compared to infinity.
Areldyb ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:17:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NaN
flaffl21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grandma?
cartrman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naan bread.
kebabmybob ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:56:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NULL
raged_norm ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:03:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get an underflow and Nuke the world
PM_ME_UR_exGFs_BOOBS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:04:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I guess I'm okay with this, too.
hellaasballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oops!
MacDerfus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With your dick. Or vaj.
Frozenlazer ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:50:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You did it wrong. You have to remove a 0 from the number of attractive female underwear models that you HAVEN'T slept with.
Boom instantly a track record of 100s of hot women. At least one of of them had to enjoy it enough to want to do it again.
That or an instantly deadly virus strikes 100's of beautiful women in the world. Victoria will have no more secrets at that point.
Problem119V-0800 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Victoria took her secrets to the grave
YeOldDrunkGoat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:29:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you completely lose your genitals in that case. And/or possibly your hand, depending.
Congrats, you're either a Ken or a pirate.
Aaaaand-its-gone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
User name explains it / checks out
Fraughtturnip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All real numbers.
ownage99988 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get your wizard powers
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Error: Divide by zero
coke125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, consider that 0 = 00 = 000 = ...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeterminate form
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indeterminate is the mathematical term for 0/0. Meaning no one knows the answer or will anyone. You could have banged one chick or an infinite number of sluts. Would be cool!
vizzmay ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:31:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0 โ 0 = 0
SeeScottRock ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 15:31:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My weight in base 6.
MacDerfus ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:00:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gets it.
PoopyDoopie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assuming he is at least 600 lbs.
cool12y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:03 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doing the math in my head rn
ErraticDragon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
If you weigh 300lbs in base 10, that's 1220 in base 6. Drop a 0, you have 122 base 6, which comes out to
62lbs50lbs base 10. That example, at least, seems rather unhealthy.AnthropoStatic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:54:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't cutting a place value always reduce a number by a factor roughly equal to the base?
And isn't 122b6 = 36+12+2 = 50 lbs b10?
PoopyDoopie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:50:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the place value is 0 then it will always reduce a number by a factor exactly equal to the base.
Yes.
SikkatheDeath ยท 241 points ยท Posted at 14:13:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many years I need to work to retire with 50 million dollars
MadBotanist ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 15:46:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congratulations! Only 45 more years to go!
jalkloben ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 15:58:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yeah though
I could work for 9 years and retire with 10m
PsynFyr ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 17:05:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how exponential drift works.
DrNick2012 ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 21:18:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Tokyo exponential drift?
SMTTT84 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:38:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:13:14 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2fast&furious4me
Lilpu55yberekt ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:29:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't know enough about what changed in order to know that will work.
Maybe he receives a bonus of 49 million dollars on his last day of work.
Maybe he receives most of the money outside outside of work, either from a will or the lottery, and he needs to work 45 years to move the dial up to 50 million.
Or maybe his salary increases over time.
thejoce1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C O M P O U N D I N T E R E S T
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe there was an economic crisis in year 44 and the government responded by printing quadrillions of dollars, making 50 million dollars a half hours pay at minimum wage.
Jacob_Johnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it would be linear earnings.
fks_gvn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am ok with this
halite001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only by then, you could buy a hamburger with 49 million dollars, leaving you with a 1 million dollar coin as spare change.
PandaLovingLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So just ask your dad for a small loan of a trillion dollars
lbspredh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's a good retirement, I'd probably be pretty happy with that
Niriun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Essentially that would increase your salary tenfold
THE_LOUDEST_PENIS ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 12:35:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My clutch on my car died today. I'd remove a zero from that bill.
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:04:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just always drive in whatever gear it's stuck in
THE_LOUDEST_PENIS ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 13:09:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if it's stuck in neutral?
Er_Hast_Mich ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 13:11:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beige alert!
Semantiks ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:34:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I don't make it, tell my wife -- hello.
BassVity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:54:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's me
chilly-wonka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What makes a man turn neutral?
rotorain ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:59:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can still shift without a clutch, just gotta Rev match it just right. It fucks the syncros and shift forks, but it works in a pinch
THE_LOUDEST_PENIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't gonna get me work and back everyday though mate :(
Canofmeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:21:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You take out the transmission, put it in second gear, put transmission back in. Problem solved!
ithurtsus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:54 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or just shift to second gear, it's doable
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His clutch is out, bro. He can't shift
ithurtsus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:03 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can shift without a clutch. It's harder and grinds everything to hell, so do it once and never again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depending on the car, he might not be able to even start the car. My old stick shift wouldn't do a damn thing if you couldn't engage the clutch. I forgot that he could shift without the clutch. Although, with my old car, I couldn't go from neutral to any gear without the clutch and the car wouldn't start unless it was in neutral.
JustAnotherLemonTree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:18:59 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cut a hole in the floorboards and scoot around Flintstones-style.
teawar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just move someplace with hills. If you have enough inertia going down one, you can easily go up them.
PRMan99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drive downhill.
upvoatsforall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:04 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that gear number 0? It's gone!
scottley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have driven a car with no clutch... it's not hard. You just have to float the gears, time stop lights well or bump start the car. I wouldn't recommend doing it for long, but it is not hard.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I could drive my old stick shift without a clutch but it was impossible to go from neutral to any other gear without the clutch. I had to drive if for a week without a working starter. Had to push start it often
Reggie_Popadopoulous ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:00:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 1200 at a dealership, 900 at a transmission shop. Be sure to shop around.
THE_LOUDEST_PENIS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:06:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will do (= I'm thankful in that I have a really nice mechanic, my family has been going to him for years and has always been straight with us!
Reggie_Popadopoulous ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:15:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just keep in mind, you shouldn't be paying more than 300 after tax for the part. It's a 3 hour job tops, but most shops will bill between 5 and 9 hours. That's just the nature of the beast.
Edit: assuming you aren't driving an Audi or something
THE_LOUDEST_PENIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:19:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hyundai Getz mate (= Is that $300 or ยฃ300?
Reggie_Popadopoulous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฃ240 roughly, but I'm not familiar with the market across the pond, so I'm completely out of my element.
THE_LOUDEST_PENIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be so happy if it is around that kind of price. I am prepared for the worse though. Thank you for your help on this, I really do appreciate it!
not_a_gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on the car. I remember I got quoted >$2000 for a clutch repair on my 2000 Mercury cougar from a couple different places.
Tiddilion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just had mind replaced on my car this week. It was about $800. $350 part, $350 labor, plus random charges and tax. Better than $3k for a transmission. Best of luck to ya, man.
NorCalPride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
700 and change at my local mechanic. Important to find someone you trust
Notsozander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. 1852 for my Evo.
Loreat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Along the same line, my engine completely died yesterday - Mechanics can only tell what is NOT wrong with it. Replacement will cost more than the book value of my car. So, I want a zero knocked off the end of what my new car will cost.
federisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i melted my clutch disk to my pressure plate last month... $600 clutch would have been nice for $60
dankvtec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you pull that off
federisimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not really sure exactly
vrsick06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not just remove the amount of hours you have to work to make your current paycheck? You now make $400 dollars in 4 hours.
MacDerfus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remove a zero from the age of your car instead.
mental_mentalist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OR... and follow me here... "number of clutches in my car that have died today."
MOGicantbewitty ยท 341 points ยท Posted at 12:39:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter's father
bauwsman ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 13:41:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/MOGicantbewittysdaughtersfather you just got roasted, Sir.
MOGicantbewittysdaug ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 14:55:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well. I am a useless fuck. I cant even fill out my whole username.
thebad_comedian ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 16:39:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dang,it's MOGicantbewittys dog.
UncomfortableChuckle ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:06:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
unless you put it in your username
squirley2005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't even trip, dog
MOGicantbewitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, I'm a MOG! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
thebad_comedian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So your dog is a slave.
MOGicantbewitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:30 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was Barfolomew a slave?
Phionex141 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, I trusted you
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, atleast you tried.
freelancer042 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:31:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I really want the story behind this name.
_swf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's four hours old
TSwizzlesNipples ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:35:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch.
LeodFitz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooooooooh! Burn!!!
crikeythatsbig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:28 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so...you?
AbsoluteTrash413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:13 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moms exist
crikeythatsbig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:23 on October 13, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like a weird way to refer to your husband/ex-husband.
themateofmates ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 12:37:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House prices in Australia. $120,000 is a lot better than 1.2 million.
[deleted] ยท 374 points ยท Posted at 13:10:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much is that in dollarydoos?
fakint ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 13:43:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven
[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 13:52:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noted, thanks.
TrueDivision ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:18:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It actually is pretty close to $700 000
PrettySlickShit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So.......he was right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes
CharmsCandy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:16:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? It's actually closer to like $90,000 lol
TrueDivision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:46 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't think the AUD was that weak
Reddishpillows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seevhen* FTFY
NerdENerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's already in dollarydoos
houstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's 90959.40 Freedom Dollars!!!
a_caffine_junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About Treefiddy.
jontss ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:46:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna say the same for Toronto.
UncleTrapspringer ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 13:57:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not so bad, I'm only paying $500,000 for 16sq ft
spoonybard326 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:19:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motorcycle parking space?
FBIDIRECTOR ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:37:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A coffin
GravitationalConstnt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And New York.
sndon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:24:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toront
naryn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:13:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on if it has to be something you own. Removing a 0 from your own house price is a bit idiotic.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:52:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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JoeyJoJoJrShabado ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:16:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$100,000.00 -> $100,000.0
zanderkerbal ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:23:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To quote the rest of this thread, "Fuck off, genie."
TheHeroHartmut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have the worst name I ever heard.
JoeyJoJoJrShabado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:: Runs away crying ::
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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JoeyJoJoJrShabado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I am an asshole.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:18:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silicon Valley checking in. Amen to this.
V471 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Move to New Brunswick. $120,000 is above average in most areas and average in others.
Take-to-the-highways ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
California. Even the shitty apartments in Meth, California (Bakersfield) are overpriced. At least we got that $10 minimum wage to make the ass fucking less painful
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only $1.2million? More like $1.9million, around here.
themateofmates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What area?
A relative's house sold recently for $1.6 in a rural area about an hour from Sydney.
Dezza2241 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:41 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where are you looking?!?! Houses being built here in Adelaide (well about 30 minutes out of Adelaide) are ~220m^2 for ~250-350k
If you look in the centre of any major city it's gonna be in the 1million range
[deleted] ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 12:50:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage. PLEASE.
notouching70 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:39:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It would make a BIG difference.
Fusion8 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:56:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOOD point.
djseptic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THIS. I only have about 65K left, but sometimes I look at that number and just get tired.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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probably_a_squid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck is paying $180,000 monthly for a house?
BatMally ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 14:37:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My weight. Weighing 22 pounds would be so easy on my knees.
kyuubixchidori ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 18:14:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
then wear body weights back up to 220 to keep your normal strength. need to lift something heavy, or want to run fast, jump higher, ect? take it off. suddenly your only moving 22 pounds instead over 200
ChimpChief59 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rock Lee status
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:03:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figure a normal person could already do this. Spend like a few months building up how much weight you are carrying until you are carrying around an extra like 100 pounds with you at all times then if you want to be super awesome for whatever reason just take them off all of a sudden.
Firefox9890 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:31:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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LabMantis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would destroy your joints though.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:00:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who needs joints anyways. Real men go jointless.
Lykaelos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say no to joints.
XSplain ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:20:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't leave the house on a windy day
MacDerfus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:57:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which organs and bones will you keep?
wongerthanur ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:22:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your bones would lose density due to lack of load
BatMally ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:23:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True. I don't realistically think it'd be healthy for me to weigh 22 pounds, fyi.
uNecrotic ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya think
BatMally ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:38:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. It was a joke.
Villainous_Windmill ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 14:14:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of time it takes me to run 1739m. Giving me the ability to run that distance in a minute.
Bderken ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 15:09:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay Barry whatever you say
thebad_comedian ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:44:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's the villain now?
ThatOneGuy8610 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:19:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unclear ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
-TheWrongThingToSay- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The black guy.
345tom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:00 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a highschool yearbook, /r/FlashTV/ would be voted 'Most Likely to Leak'
Digitalburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
thebad_comedian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHO'S THE VILLAIN NOW DIGATALBURN?!
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:58:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
ninja36036 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND IM THE VILLIAN
PMMEYourTatasGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THANKS OTHER BARRY
I-Downloaded-a-Car ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if you can get pulled over for running hella fast
ImpartialDerivatives ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 12:53:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The speed of light
moon_potato ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 17:31:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should check this out. It simulates what the effect of having the speed of light be around running pace would be like.
http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/
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A Slower Speed of Light Official Trailer โ MIT Game Lab
A Slower Speed of Light is a first-person game in which players navigate a 3D space while picking up orbs that reduce the speed of light in increments. A custom-built, open-source relativistic graphics engine allows the speed of light in the game to approach the player's own maximum walking speed. Visual effects of special relativity gradually become apparent to the player, increasing the challenge of gameplay. These effects, rendered in realtime to vertex accuracy, include the Doppler effect; the searchlight effect; time dilation; Lorentz transformation; and the runtime effect.
A production of the MIT Game Lab.
Play now for Mac and PC! http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/
A Slower Speed of Light has been tested on computers with the following minimum requirements. (A known bug will crash the game on computers with Intel graphics chipsets.)
-Intel Core 2 Duo T9900 or Core i7 (2.8GHz minimum clock speed)
-Windows 7 and Mac OS X 10.7 (Lion) and 10.6.8 (Snow Leopard)
-AMD Radeon HD 6970M/AMD Mobility Radeon HD 4850/Nvidia GeForce 9600M GT
-8GB RAM
We have released the physics/graphics engine powering A Slower Speed of Light as and open-source project called OpenRelativity. If you'd like to use these relativistic effects in your own Unity3D projects, check it out! http://gamelab.mit.edu/research/openrelativity/
ImpartialDerivatives ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember having a lot of fun with that years ago. Thanks for bringing it up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me wonder what a faster speed of light would be like.
so_wavy ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
incredibly boring video
TaohRihze ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:55:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You monster, pings are limited by the propagation of light. You just 10 doubled all our pings!
wwwit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:55 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What
covert_operator100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:31 on October 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha that's like saying 'you just magnituded all our pings'
Glitchmike ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 15:36:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
299,792,458 meters per second. No 0s to remove, nothing changes.
4forpengs ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 16:09:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
29,979,245.8 โข 101 -> 29,979,245.8 โข 1
01Start thinking outside the box.
Kyomeii ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:22:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2.9792458 x 1
08Exploding_Antelope ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 16:28:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking even slowly would distort time and require exponential energy, no thanks.
savemenico ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:33:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We could remove zeros from that too
The_Mesh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:20:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You only get 1!
NNJAxKira ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:39:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But theres 7 billion of us!
The_Mesh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean 700,000,000?
NNJAxKira ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got me good!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just saved the planet
RenaKunisaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:30 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we add the zero we removed to that number?
4forpengs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:27:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly! Although, I think that the OC wanted a 90% discount on c.
code_vector ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:59:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, Buzzkill Scienceman.
mbaums ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually really interesting. Would that essentially make everything speed up 10 times?
Bubblebobo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:13:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would everything speed up? Everything that right now happens at the speed of light would just take 10 times longer. So for example you'd probably (maybe?) notice a delay when turning light switches.
Philias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You definitely would not. Light goes at 300,000 kilometers per second. You would not notice anything visually when it changed to 30,000 kilometers per second.
ICanSmellYourBl00d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah maybe not. It would still be ridiculously small times. What it would do is make lag 10 times worse.
Bubblebobo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:21:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same concept, it would affect all electric signals.
Slobotic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:23:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The speed of light is already way too slow!
StructuralFailure ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 16:05:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My %-Chance of ever having a girlfriend. It would go from 0.001% to 0.01%.
Combinatorilliance ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 18:46:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In your case I'm afraid it would go from 0.0010% to 0.001%
BakerELMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:41 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The title just said to remove a 0, it didn't day which 0.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:54:00 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sir, you have a right to a public defender. You do not have a right to a specific public defender"
blueatom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I missing something? Because those are equal.
commanderjarak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:52 on October 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the point.
blueatom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:47 on October 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well gee, thanks for telling me 2 days late.
TheHeroHartmut ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:19:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, even as it is now, there's a chance.
StructuralFailure ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My math teacher would disagree. He rounds down anything under 0.1% to 0%, because it's "just not gonna happen".
FlatJoe ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 20:01:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He clearly has never played XCOM.
osvg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2hp Chrystallid in middle of squad. Two 80% one 75% .... should have just thrown the grenade. That's how I lost my last ironman
Electric999999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:44 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but he's an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Must be nice lmao
General__Obvious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, why not remove a zero from the chance that any given girl will reject you? Then it'll only happen 10% of the time
StructuralFailure ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a genious!
AlbinoEwok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nope 0.001% to .001%
DemissiveLive ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 15:18:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would remove a 0 from every future purchase I ever had to make
marsgreekgod ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:56:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
99 cents would get you.
"damn it 49.99? why can't it be
505!earlsweaty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/unexpectedfactorial
cool12y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
21204Me
bstix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:28:00 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have ten of those items priced 4999 cents and I'd like to enquire about your return policy.
kageurufu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My total lifetime expenditures.
MC_Kloppedie ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 12:44:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my age when I reach 100
KlassikKiller ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:51:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if you die before then?
MC_Kloppedie ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:00:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's take 90 then
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 13:05:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are gonna be one wrinkly 9 year old.
MC_Kloppedie ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:19:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't mind. I had 90 years to live the life I wanted. I'll spend the rest enjoying new things
Lokiem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skin might get the in the way, age is a fairly arbritrary thing in a way, like how many women stay 29 for a good few years before they stay and 39 for an exponentially longer period of time.
Gaary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd play it safe and say 60. 70 tops
PmButtPics4ADrawing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
then u ded
flaffl21 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:57:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
goo goo
ga ga
[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 12:26:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Willfred52 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 12:59:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but you've also learned a lot from those other 180 rejections. You'd be back down to the 20th rejection and not nearly as good as handling the insecurity of constantly wondering "where did I go wrong?"
Im_Not_That_Smart_ ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 13:47:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those 180 attempts don't disappear, only the rejection bit. Now they actually said yes so he has 180 girlfriends.
Lilpu55yberekt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:31:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or all the 180 girls just disappear when he asks them, without rejecting him.
jmlinden7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that would actually be worse than getting rejected.
puppy_on_a_stick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or he made them disappear.
brberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If we're really doing this, give me ten minutes to make some popcorn.
Exploding_Antelope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:33:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta love that 1 minute popcorn.
brberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't made popcorn in like twenty years. I don't remember how long it takes.
LeodFitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In that case, he should be asking for a zero off of the number of STDs he's got.
angrypizzalover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:22 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
ConGhost33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:44 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who said this wasn't just 1 girl?
I-Downloaded-a-Car ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:53 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't imagine how much you'd learn from getting rejected 200 times. I've been rejected 4 times and I'm like 40x better than I was the first time
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:02:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. While I admire your spray and pray approach based on volume alone, you have got to stop keeping track of that shit. It does you no good. Even if you wanna be super analytical about your social life, it's not even useful, actionable data.
GoTriggerYourself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can easily keep that number down. Just stop trying. If you're not willing to do that then just accept that you're trying and you're learning.
HellaNahBroHamCarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:46 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have wasted this opportunity. Remove a zero from the number of women in the world who aren't interested in you
mipadi ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:40:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of hours I work per week. Hello, 4-hour work week!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mipadi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a salaried employee.
ContiX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The number of hours I have to work per week in order to make the same amount of money."
SnarkyMcFartBlast ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 12:55:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent.
TheIceman131 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:06:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$110 rent would be awesome!
forklestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$80/month would be wonderful.
nancydrewskillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent is $585. :c
StPatsLCA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:06 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
58.5 rent would be great.
Compton727 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:59 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm about to live alone. I know this feel.
littlemissmutation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:14 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent is fucking 1800 a month. I have 2 roommates. 180 sounds amazing.
mrforrest ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best one
NewPairOfShoes ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 12:40:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of hungry and homeless people in the world.
rodneyabcd ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 12:46:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We killed Jimmy, that guy was a total zero.
obnoxiouslyraven ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:58:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's a bit more ridiculous if you respect his wishes by killing 90% of all hungry and homeless people in the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dawson has plenty of penguins to eat.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not just the number of people in the world?
Hipsterpiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the time of this comment, there are 7,455,505,300 people. if we take away that 0 at the end, that would take away 6,709,954,770 people. With the sudden, drastic change, money would be rendered useless, the economy would go to flames, and there would be an anarchy. So that's probably not a good idea.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:33:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Awesome. At one point the world had 745,550,530 people on it, yet here we are.
18107 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:18:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name. It wouldn't be a good choice, but it would save me 1/5th of a second every time I had to type it.
mrforrest ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 15:00:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It takes you a full second to type a single character?
Edit: nevermind I need sleep
ahPablo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but you didn't even edit it...
AndyDandy162 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:04:01 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you edit your post within a certain time period (I think 2 minutes), it won't show that you edited it.
Electric999999 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does your name contain a zero?
GurJobD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:45 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/18107
Schittt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:53:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price of a new car. $40k for a new Ford GT? $8000 for a new Corvette Z06? Sounds like a deal to me.
Seohcap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take out a loan for $300,000 and buy a bugatti then sell for profit.
mkhorn ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 13:54:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I spent about 40 total months (3.5 years) in emotionally abusive relationships. I don't think I'd be as crippled mentally at this point if it had only been 4.
warrenholly ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:14:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that just got me in the feels real quick.
mkhorn ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:21:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just been a rough day of feeling like I can't interact normally with people anymore (romantic or otherwise); I didn't mean to upset you.
I'm sorry.
warrenholly ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:27:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, this is Reddit. Let it out.
mkhorn ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:33:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, man.
ninja36036 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:49:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, we're here for you. Air hugs from a distance so we don't invade your personal space. Unless you want the hugs. Totally up to you.
mkhorn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:33:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugs please! I like knowing there are good people in the world who do genuinely care. :)
ninja36036 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:29:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too. Plenty of hugs your way :)
mkhorn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:46:47 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. :)
MrSnek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:03:13 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugs are one the way friend! /<(-)/>
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:27:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know you were trying to type <(^-^)> but I feel /<(-)/> has some deeper meaning to it.
Metamorphis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:44 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he's broken as well, and giving hugs to someone that needs it is sometimes just as helpful as getting a hug even though you could need one for the similar reasons you chose to keep to yourself because now's not the time to air it out to that specific person?
MrSnek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The slashes were just trying to stop Reddit from thinking I was trying to do some formatting. It didn't quite work. No metaphorical purpose, just hugs :)
Perl_pro ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:02:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my age i'd love to start all over :-)
BeastsOfSkyrim22333 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:44:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ten?
thebad_comedian ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 16:51:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's talk about why you're wrong. First, your appearance doesn't change, just your legal age. Second, starting ALL OVER means that you have to go through life as a baby again. Third, that means you have to reboot to about age 10 or 12 if you want to fix your mistakes, pinning you at around 110 years old. That or you start earlier, such as age 20, 30, or 10, in which cases, you he a chance to fix your life because of your youth. I rest my case.
grummzing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:00:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a bad comedian.
thebad_comedian ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's in the name.
AlbinoEwok ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he knew that
walkster1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he knew he knew that.
IRodeInOnALargeDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that what knowing something is?
IRodeInOnALargeDog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:38 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Step 1: Make self-deprecating username.
Step 2: Point out self-deprecation.
Step 3: Rake in the karma.
You almost got away with it, you clever bastard.
thebad_comedian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got me there.
MrAmos123 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 15:19:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of people in this world. (sorry)
bigchest ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want 90% of all people to randomly disappear? Damn, the world would probably collapse as we know it, wouldn't be surprised if the left over 10% wouldn't be enough to even keep power and water flowing.
so_wavy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:28:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it'd be fine
Shumatsuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 10% evil genie leaves are the youngest on the planet and you, as such you wander around, all adults to pre-teens gone from existance, hearing the screams of starving infants as the wildlife feeds off of them. You monster.
Canazza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:04 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, the world becomes a dystopian YA novel?
notmyrealacclol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on how it works I guess. If it's literally 1/10 people drop dead then probably, but if it's an entire country or two that disappears it could probably be sustainable
SleepWouldBeNice ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:49:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you remove a zero from the population of 7 billion, you get 700 million. Is not 1/10 people dropping dead, it's 9/10 people dropping dead.
notmyrealacclol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oops thanks, that's what I meant.
MacDerfus ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throw out all of Asia and Europe and Africa to start.
SleepWouldBeNice ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:58:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not the Monarchy!
Start with Trump and his supporters.
Electric999999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends which people drop dead, you could probably leave western society functional if you start by getting rid of the rest of the world.
Geronimonimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:23:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No not really. The western world depends on the 3rd world factories.
PRMan99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:20:47 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is going to happen when Jesus returns...
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:11 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just non Americans and it would be fine
Carl_GordonJenkins ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
90% chance you ordered your own death sentence.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:41:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
's an excellent idea though.
MrAmos123 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:19:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From 7,000,000,000 to 700,000,000 is a drastic change, I'm not sure how the world would be impacted.
_Storyforyourcomment ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:23:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It happened instantly, one moment I was just sitting at my desk at work, listening to the usual sounds of the office when in the blink of an eye it sounded like a war zone all around me. Cars crashing, planes falling out of the sky, people screaming and people missing.. alot of people missing. it seemed if 90% of the people who worked in my office were gone.
I recovered quickly from my initial shock and went outside to try and help those affected, rushing to the nearest car wreck only to find no one inside and no indication of a driver or any passengers. This seemed to be the case in many of the nearby wrecks, although I did find some passengers or individuals who were driving and hit by a driverless vehicle.
After everyone in the immediate area was tended to I went back to my office where others were gathered around a television set in the break room tuned to a news program reporting on the event that occurred.
" Reports are unclear at this time, though based on initial reports it seems a large number of people have simply vanished from all over the globe, we have yet to have any reports of an unaffected region. We have no determined cause at this time. We will continue to bring you new information as it becomes available to us" the news anchor replied, maintaining her professionalism delivering the news though her facial expressions betrayed signs of serious concern.
I sat back, stunned.. not sure what to do, something reflected in what co-workers remained. Some simply wondered off without saying a word, getting into their cars and driving off whilst others frantically tried to call loved ones, and some simply sat silent, or crying.
The office manager who had remained declared that no one had to stay and people could go home until things were worked out. So thats what I did..
The next several weeks were a blur, There was alot of looting and general chaos in the larger cities, I was thankful that my small town was far enough away from the nearest population center to be heavily affected by the crime spree.
The biggest change was the lack of people. The roads were mostly cleared of any wreckage, though there were still some bad wrecks at some of the larger areas that were once main thoroughfares or where an airplane had met a violent end.
The remainder of the government declared martial law. What military and police forces were deployed to help keep order and help with restoration efforts, keeping facilities working as normally as possible, though power outages became a semi regular occurrence.
They handed out food, water, and fuel each day at the town hall which had become the base of operations for the local relief effort.
I remember thinking that it felt like one of those stereotypical war or disaster movies that show the recovery efforts and people are just walking around the wreckage without any real sense of direction or purpose while the military or relief forces handed out blankets and coffee.
Eventually it was announced that there were jobs to be had with the relief effort and all able bodied persons would be expected to assist, and it was then things started getting back to some resemblance of normalcy.
It has been about a year now since the event. I don't know what else to call it, but I feel the need to talk about it, to record my experiences and share my story in the hopes that generations to come know that this actually happened, that 90% of our species vanished in an instant with no cause or explanation. I fear that sometime in the future people will look back at this moment in history and think that our species suffered a collective psychotic break and that we all went briefly insane and imagined that our population was 10 times bigger than it was at that moment. I can only hope that this is not the case and that no one will ever have to experience this again.
BrandOfTheExalt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/writingprompts is that way ---->
pnpbios ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Give us a few more years to tackle that global warming problem.
BlorpCS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Vsauce, Michael Here!
Bootsnpots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably by an asteroid to reduce it that much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:09 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there would be a massive power vacuum from all the politicians and police that up and disappeared.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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LeavesCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just that 6.3 billion people don't get to see it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:40:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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LeavesCat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, good luck on that 10% chance.
Unit88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't just not give an explanation about why.
legochemgrad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He probably hates people and himself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? You know that you're much more likely to be part of the 90% right
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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MrAmos123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:08 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, you're right. I'd die within a few days, no survival aspect really.
elfonzero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if I get to decide who lives and who dies. I'd be willing to sacrify myself.
AsinineAcuity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the Supervillain.
serventofgaben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you do know that means there's a chance that you will die right?
IAmJohnConstantine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:08 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wq_edHqpdA
Secretly_psycho ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:10:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The numbers of hours I have to work to get a decent salary a week. 7 hours sounds way better than 70
scoutmorgan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but how would you do those hours? one every day? 7 in one day?
Secretly_psycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:27 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd probably sleep for 7 hours one day, and have a weeks worth of energy. Then again, only sleeping for an hour each day means you don't lose that chunk. Depends on what you need
Compley ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:28:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Corgan's t-shirt.
MrRyyi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:17:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If my bank balance is described as $(1.5201ร1010 )/(107 ) Then I'd remove a zero to make it like this:
$(1.5201ร1010 )/(1
07 )= $(1.5201ร1010 )/1
= $1.5201ร1010
= $15.201 billion dollars.
ninja36036 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You broke my calculator. Nice.
Vurka ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:32:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would remove the zero in my personal life.
Haplodiploidy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:23:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sound's like you are the zero in your personal life.
Electric999999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that would be suicide.
GlowingEmber ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:06:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myself from my life. I'm a zero.
Sp00kyScarySkeleton ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:32:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
Suputra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone has value, don't be so hard on yourself
fareven ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:44:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zero is a value. :-(
Suputra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not helping...
Barbwire_cake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:27 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โYou been staring at a computer screen way to long homie, lifeโs not that binary.โ (Elliot to Mr. Robot)
โIsnโt it, sure there are grays, when you come right down to it, at its core beneath every choice is either a 1 or a 0. You either do something or you donโt. You walk out that door, you decided to do nothing, to say nothing, which means you do not come back. You leave, you are no longer apart of this. You become a zero. If you stay, you wanna change the world, you become a yes, you become a 1." -Mr. Robot
GlowingEmber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:50 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's mr robot?
Niith ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:19:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage...
$1100 to 110 every 2 weeks...man my life would be sweet!
or alternatively... the principal left owing on my Mortgage.
annihilatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you want to do the principal, then you can remortgage your house and get some sweet cash out of it.
Niith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on October 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
if my pricipal was 50k.. i could have that paid off in a few years and wouldnt need more cash .. :)
i have no need to be greedy .
TheAlta ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:37:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of times I've seen this thread title
Fusion8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
TheZeroKid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:05:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So we're down to 1000 then
bunnyfreakz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:53:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything I will buy
Pseudonova ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The average work week. Go pull a half a day on Monday and just be done for 6 days. That would be pretty sweet.
Loshi777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lives Remaining
SandS5000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:33:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife's age, raise her as one of the kids.
themannamedme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:50:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im chris hansin.
Stacy_said ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:17 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha what
Tudpool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My odds of loosing the lottery (as a %)
khan_the_terrible ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My boss' paycheck
Gorexxar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:17:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of people I've slept with.
Then I would then have slept with NullReferenceException
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:39 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of people on earth I won't have sex with.
MikeN49 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:14:09 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0 off 0 is still 0
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:18 on October 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so, you think I'm going to have sex with everyone on earth?
I'll take that as a compliment, thank you sir.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:48:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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MosquitoOfDoom ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 13:38:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So 0% to %? So 100%?
luminiferousethan_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:51:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myself
Chilli-BEEF ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:06:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My penis length of 0.9 inches
HeyT00ts11 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:16:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You may want to recalculate.
patrickwolfe ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:18:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd still have .9 inches assuming that you can only remove zeros, and not decimals points.
Bay1Bri ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:54:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah you have to write it as a fraction, not a decimal. Remove a zero from his penis length of 9/10, then you've got something.
patrickwolfe ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:20:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow. big, if true.
Delioth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively, he wants to remove the zero from his 90/100
Bay1Bri ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just be sure not to fuck up and do this with exponents:
.9^ (10/10) becomes
.9^ (10/1) =.35
Now it's even worse than you started! This is why you need to stay in school, kids, so you don't fuck up and make your dick smaller because you forgot how exponents work.
Delioth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was referring to removing the top zero from 90/100 => 9/100 = 0.09; which is much worse than that exponent.
Bay1Bri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And so, it has become a contest to see who can make the smallest penis using the power of math! I submit to you:
.9^ {10000.../(โ10000...)2 }
Removing a zero from the denominator of the exponent, the exponent will tend towards an infinite number, making the total penis size approach zero. VICTORY IS MINE!!!
Chilli-BEEF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I feel stupid.... And my penis is still tiny
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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hatt730 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
catfroman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My car loan now has $1,900 left on it. Not too bad.
ZigzaGoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:44:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait until I'm 30, then become 3 again.
CharybdisXIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i think 80 is the best value. maybe 70
Divides-By-Zer0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My username
Hdhssj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From my age. I'd go back to 2. And anyone who wants to can come with me
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The zero to the left of my 401k balance. And shift left.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make my account go from - $370 to just - $37.
Two months jobless was rough. Got a job recently and very glad to have it, but it'll take me probably 7 months to dig out of that cascading hole of late bills and paychecks deposited into overdrafted accounts.
Chino1130 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's left on my mortgage
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of hats
I thinking would make it -10 unless my math is no good
NZT-48Rules ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My age. I'm 50, but, I would love a chance to start over at 5 with all I know today!
crashumbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought about that, but damn those first 10-12 years would be rough. Boring as hell, now once you got old enough to drive/date things would pick up.
NZT-48Rules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know. I think I would be thrilled with colouring books and jump rope for a while - . -
Salguod14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of humans on earth
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thousands of times I've masturbated.
thisisnotacat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calorie intake.
SupaCrzySgt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
National Debt, down from 20 trillion to 2 trillion
Stacy_said ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:04 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'd be right back up to 20 trillion in no time
livingwithghosts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt, for sure.
Peter1Gibbons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hours I spend at work each week
PM_ME-UR_BOOBS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of girls I've slept with. Instead of 0 it would be any other number. I'm so lonely.
LoneWanderess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My credit card debt. I'd be able to knock it out in a month.
_missy_moo_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debt. Oh what a difference the removal of 1 little 0 would make.
Barry_McKackiner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My total Debt
wizardpupy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:08 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I make x $/hr.
I make 10x/10 $/hr.
I remove the bottom 0.
I make 10x $/hr.
NerdENerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:11 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage, if I could turn that $800K into $80K if would fuckoff on a world trip tomorrow.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone's cost of living. It would massively turbocharge the economy, and take a huge dent out of world poverty.
ManMadeDreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm twenty, my age.
piizzaparty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
take away a 0 in my bank account.... then ill be closer to having a positive number
Calkky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:24 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of women I've slept with.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if anyone's said this, but the amount of money that I would need to pay for anything. $6 for a new video game? Yes please.
Squeakachu_15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The mortgage on my house, 28,000 would be sweet!
BelfastBoy91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:09 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amount of loud, scary arguments my parents had while I was growing up.
EPIKGUTS24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:11 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The chance that I will not become omnipotent.
Checkmate
SheriffSpooky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rent
RandomSomething98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:42:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me. I'm a zero in my life. :(
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:42:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of girlfriends.
BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:12:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you remove 0 from 0?
Wildbook ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:29:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
null
ciplc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:34:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does not compute
frossenkjerte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underflow error!
whtbrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
depends on whether the operation you use is removing a char from a string, or dividing by 10, or any number of other ways you could approach the problem.
BecausePoopsIsFunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay now I'm actually interested. Can you really take 0 away from 0?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:34:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infinity
plax1780 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My car payment
HacksawJimDGN ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:07:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my IQ.
ignorance is bless
niet3sche77 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:28:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're well on your way with that typo.
uNecrotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't even see the typo, read your comment, still didn't see it.
I finally see it...
fakint ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:46:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven
Lilpu55yberekt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:34:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You would become too stupid to function, and would likely choke on something or starve to death before someone noticed/cared enough to help you.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:45:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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forgotusernameoften ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But your hourly wage would be the same so...
aero_nerdette ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:20:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent. It'd go from $1800/month to $180/month. That'd be real swell.
Dooshbaguette ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The travel cost of my puppy to move abroad with me, because I'm broke and it costs like $600 :'(
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take my 130,000k student loan to 13,000 ๐๐ป
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:48:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The answer to life , the universe and everything.
๐๏ธ nickthequic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:55:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
????how?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:03:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
42 :)
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But where's the zero?
๐๏ธ nickthequic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My sentiments exactly
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:18:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tattoed in my arm :D 420
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But in 42. You didn't think this joke through, did you?
yuvster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:20:52 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ayy lmao
ocha_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4.2?
monkeycomand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many cigarettes I smoke everyday
It'd go from like 10 to 1
That'd be amazing
saliczar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Start smoking only 1/2 cigarettes for a couple wreeks then tossing them, then 1/4, then reduce the number by one every week until you quit for good.
monkeycomand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will try this! Thanks man!
saliczar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:39 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worked for me a long time ago. Good luck!
Kilo_G_looked_up ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can do that already.
monkeycomand ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:08:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow thanks man I've never thought of that!
You've cured my chemical addiction!
Viking042900 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of bank accounts I currently have that contain $50,000,000. If I could just change that 0 to a 1.
Arsinoei ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:38:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex husband. He was incredibly abusive so to my positive outlook he was a zero.
I hope and pray he gets better. For societies sake at least.
Newspaper_Edtior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cost of my mortgage
TravelingGulliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Time wasted doing nothing on the internet
officeways ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my age
chumly143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Total of loans owed
fragment137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure everyone is saying debt, and I agree, lol.
vwonderbus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of super bowl wins.
fixerofthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of sore achy muscles I have today. As in there's probably about 10 or 20 of them aching.
Techtorn211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing my life is already a zero.
Sc3niX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cost of living
Pornstarbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Social Security number, than I would be unknown to everyone.
Dingo9933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rent
MpMerv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loans
EddiesCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dog's age.
BaluePeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of years before I can retire.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
37.
Oops, no zero in there.
kgxv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A zero after the decimal point that tells me the percentage of a trillion dollars that are in my bank account
hip-hop_anonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage principle.
Captain-Kielbasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:39 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any purchase I make.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loans
tvsocialite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife.
Flick1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent.
plups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My total expenses.
mooncosmicpowermakup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that one test i took in 6th grade...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Days till I meet my soulmate.
rabbit395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you remove a zero from infinite time?
frossenkjerte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of days til I get to start having fun with my new bits.
Secretly_psycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many hours of sleep you need a day. 10 becomes 1
warrenholly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price of the car I just bought.
Howardzend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 46 so I'd say my age and still be an adult. So that's my answer. I wouldn't want to be a child again.
ShapeShiftingAku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penis envy.
SophiaLongnameovich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount owing on my mortgage.
lisasimpsonfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use it to somehow improve my odds at winning in Vegas.
JarJarBinks590 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of days it's taking me to make up my mind about whether or not to ask a girl out.
SlowMotionSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The distance, in centimeters, from the tip of my flaccid penis to a location in space 10 centimeters away from the tip of my flaccid penis.
EchoInTheSilence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hours I commit to my job per week (this includes traveling to/from). Right now it's close to 50 -- close to 5 works for me!
Hedgehogemperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of friends I have
HungerReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of people who like me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent. $860 a month is pretty hefty.
lcplmotherfucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pm_ur_proof so I can learn how it works๐ I have some
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trillions of US dollars legally owned by myself that most people don't know I have
cohrt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
money left on my car loan.
ban_annie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loans!!
abbyabsinthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My credit card debt. It would go from 5,000 to 500. I could pay that down in a few months.
Daeurth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever repairing my car is going to cost. It died Monday and I haven't been able to get to work.
Sandman4999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of girls I've slept with.
Stacy_said ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:27 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the amount of women that a guy has slept with proves his manliness
fe75f95aed185b273458 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd remove my mother. She's a zero.
Stacy_said ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:51 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remove her from your life then
Muzea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
US debt. Might help the economy. Who knows.
Reyaweks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
student debt.
ErickHatesYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd remove the 0 in my age. I just wanna be 2 again...
tacobowl8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of minutes I need to sleep in order to have a good night's sleep. Would take the current 420 minutes (7 hours) and reduce it to 42 minutes. So much more time each day!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of times I've banged Emma Watson.
epileptrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The chance of me dying during the surgery that could prolong my life. 70% down to 7%. I'd be in the OR in a heartbeat.
killmenow12884 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of my debt.
Jaexyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student debt I owe. That would be wonderful.
shadowrangerfs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loan debt.
goaway432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Current hospital bills
kjata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, there's a WWII-era Japanese plane lodged in my dorm-room wall right now. So probably that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have 0 dogs and I'd like some.
terminusthrall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My apartments Rent. 3500 to 350 would be pretty sweet.
TuesDazeGone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The balance on my mortgage
TuesDazeGone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The balance on my mortgage
PattycakeMills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin
NOTson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amount of days spend depressed.
100 seems better than 1000
FirstForFun44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex, lol!
kaenneth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of people who don't owe me $1000.
Negate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My commute.
Heisenburgers726 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the amount of time it would take to finally reach 500 karma...
TheClayrooAtWork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Days I work in a year.
Deesgusting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the Zeros in my overdrawn bank balance lol
thegreattober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of girlfriends I have.
3 year relationship ended two months ago, still feel shitty about it
I guess better phrasing would be replacing a 0 with a 1, but whatever, close enough.
GRat9717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually would be my mortgage balance because the only zero is in the ten-thousands place. Jokes on you, genie.
Cyan_Koopa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dollar value of anything I ever have to pay for. Student loan, totally manageable. My groceries, I'd just calculate it so it ended up being xx0 when taxes and what not had been applied. Buying video games, guess I'm getting like 5 games to make this cheaper
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unhappy days of my life.
or
Dreams unfulfilled
Minimenema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A noose
someoneimportant25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
weight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE HAD TRUE HAPPINESS
Romaneccer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd remove 1 zero from the amount of billions I have.. since I have zero billions that would mean I have at least 1 billion? Am I playing this game wrong?
dunksoverstarbucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
depends do i get to pick what zero gets removed ? sleep is also a good one
supa_user ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
living cost
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage
vivolleyball15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of miles between my SO and I. Around 60 would be amazing instead of around 600. Or alternatively the tine it takes. Instead of 10 hours, 1 hour.
diode333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
go from 20 to 2 & redo childhood
null_zephyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the zeros in my amount owed on student loans.
halite001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coke. Finally, it'll taste right.
WhiskyEchoTango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex-wife.
MrSweeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interest rates for a savings account. Instead of something like 0.05%->0.5% or whatever is reasonable these days for monthly compounding interest; getting 10x more that rate wouldn't be huge at first, but the more you put into it the faster you could become a millionaire, then billions, etc etc.
beaverlyknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of girlfriends EleGiggle
oddity42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage debt
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of std's I have ๐ค
rusapen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student debt
OneGoodRib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:23 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought was "my weight" but then I realized that would mean I weigh as much as a 2 year old and given my height that would mean I was dead.
Unit88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any amount I have to pay. That's the jackpot
peon47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of years I age every decade.
deadication1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of friends I don't have.
5lack5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of hours I need to work in a week to earn my salary. 40 hours down to 4 would be pretty sweet.
iloveopshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Instead of my dick being 0.15 metres it will now be 15 metres!
loopholed
wait a minute
the dot is still there
fuck
I am stuck with a .15 dick
SHIT
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:26 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The odds that we don't totally cure cancer in within the next 6 months.
bustemup4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the percentage of my life that I've lived.
sauerpatchkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much I owe for my car.
XEvilDeadX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of times I can use magic powers to do anything I want!
RazTehWaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My pain levels, get my chronic pain down from a 10 to a 1.
Whorrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mega-tonnes of CO2 in the air
NoNickname90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My expectations in people. I don't even care how I sound. If I can do it, so can you.
A little respect is not hard to do. I expect some form of it. I mean, really now.
frank_-_horrigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My total debt (before the decimal place).
thisissteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Borrow 10 million from bank, use magic zero remover on debt, pay back 1 million(plus less than a day of interest). Pay of student loans. Profit.
letmesleepbrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Years left to live.
blipsman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage balance
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent.
DrayKitty1331 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:04 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of weight I put on after an injury stopped me from working out like I used to... 5 lbs instead of 50? Yes please!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
themannamedme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just cut off your hands.
Rossomak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The big one sitting in my bank account
pcrnt8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:20 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My credit card debt.
LunaTehNox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The total amount of debt I am in.
LIMWZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of schools finished
suomime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My penis size.
themannamedme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So cut it off?
suomime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:47 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I remove a zero id still have plenty left.
themannamedme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plenty of what?Space in your pants?
suomime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I am trying to say here is that I have abnormally large penis.
Yourmomismyepicmount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of times i have had my heart truly broken.
oneweirdclickbait ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Years of work until I can retire with a liveable pension. 4 instead of 40? Sign me up!
TrogueJames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt
ottoginc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myself.
AXhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the number of times i have to pay for something i want.
SymbioticSimba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt, turn 20,000 dollars into 2,000.
MYPENISBIGGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:03 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount I owe on my house. Owing $18,000 instead of $180,000 sure would change things for me.
hrbutt180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of times I've had sex
sirin3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The zero from share value of the stock I short
bassfingerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The $0 in my savings account...
All-Will-Be-Good ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any number A, if counted in base A, would be 10. So, by removing a 0 from any number, you can turn that number into 1.
currentlydaydreaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:11 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of times I've been to jail. The struggle mang
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:38 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of years I will be dead for.
SoftlySpokenPromises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My medical bills, would be very nice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monthly rent. ยฃ56 a month would suit me fine!
Schnauzerbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage.
WildFan91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rent, $100 for an apartment would be great.
Holdin_McGroin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me
VillageDweller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say my weight but then I'd have a worse problem than I already do. So, I'll say my student loan balance - actually, removing 2 zeroes would be even better.
ownage99988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of months I have to work to get promoted/hired full time
semigAs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:15 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My age.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life expectancy :D
Bake1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My credit card balance. -ยฃ200 becomes -ยฃ20!
themannamedme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of people who hate me.
arcoolka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:58 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 -> 216
It's now the year 216 and it's time to worship Mithra!
coolsawesome5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My bills.
JamesGravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0 Depression
Soluziko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:00 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My odometer.
Yordlecide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can i knock a zero off a percent. Like take my pain from where it currently is (100%) to 10%? If so I chose that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:43 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World population.
It affects me, so it's part of my life.
People will be chosen at random to disappear, and it will be like they never existed in the first place.
I just hope I or nobody close to me disappears. But I wouldn't know anyways.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:09 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loan debt. $3,500 seems a lot easier to pay off than $35,000.
PartyPorpoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt.
0A0X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of close, insanely good, friends. I have 14 and know them for 28 years. I'm 29.
IAmWeary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage, of course.
failedlurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chance of death -> currently 100%, would be 10%. I like those odds.
txkx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:48 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt
LaughingFuzzball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:44 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loan debt
Spork-in-Your-Rye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One less 0 in my student loan balance would be magnificent.
Shoeler09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:30 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would remove the 0 from the amount of fucks I give
thardoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
college tuition.
Damasticator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt.
rrussom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:06 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me, I'm the zero i want to remove.
StrikeUnleashed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myself
np89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price I have to pay for air-fare.
duhadventure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My blood type. Id be blood type - or just .
blalkr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:01 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zero romantic partners.
wesnothplayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:07 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The remaining balance on my mortgage. Cutting the balance by 90% sounds like a win to me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:40 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Removing a zero from my debt would reduce my total mortgage to just 180 000 in stead of 1 800 000. I'd almost be a millionaire, just gotta sell my apartment first.
SoutheasternComfort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:18 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My love life. OH SNAP!! No but seriously, my heroin problem :/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom's student loans are 350,000. Soooooooool ya.
The_Height_of_Folly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
College debt.
(for the record, I believe I just hit ~110k)
mini4x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My roomate.
-Matt-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My age. Oh what it would feel like to be 28 again!
Link3265 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hours a week that I work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:05 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love a 35K mortgage.
ifurmothronlyknw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My age.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:29 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My credit card debt
AOEUD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My weekly peak pain score on a scale from 1-10.
cromulent_weasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortgage.
GarethWales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:03 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The price of university.
StingMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:13 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amount of my mortgage. $125,000 to $12,500!
Meanteenbirder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:59 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age on the day before I would normally die
AllLinesDown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:51 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of children I have
my_13th_reddit_acct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The top percentage my class rank is in.
So say I'm top 10%, voila, I am now top 1%. Not sure how that would work though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would remove a 0 from what's left of my mortgage, then I would owe less that 10,000 on it and could pay it off!
zedoktar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:35 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either my student loan debt or my rent.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:24 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myself.
PM_ME_YOUR_NAUGHTIEZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:57 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of people in the world
Trid1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My age. I'm 5 again!
Latent_Gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:14 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Age
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:22 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loan debt. 1500 is damn preferable to 15000.
then_stina_says ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:59 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My credit card debt.
Orafferty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:08 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ammount of people I slept with in highschool.
Ololic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:14 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My GPA. Why the fuck do I need a 'point oh' after it?
lovesickpirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My college debt that's $40,000 right now. I wish I knew a way to budget based on what I make now or make money on the side to pay that down faster.
A2daN2daDre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring my debt down to 30 thousand
AuniqueUsername69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:43 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will to live
Dscow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:36 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of times the Vancouver Canucks have won the Stanley Cup :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:14 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life expectancy
g0ch1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:58 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get
Letscurlbrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the percentage chance I have to fail at any impossible task I attempt.
Yupstillhateme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My will to live.
theonewiththewings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:03 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miles on my car.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of beers it takes me to get drunk.
dta-Z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:47 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my house loan....
howellatme01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:20 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take a 0 off of all my student loan debt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:03 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My planned college tuition?
jesse3339 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:46 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of money I dont have
Zippy1776 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one writing this comment.....
aezart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A zero from my weight, expressed in binary.
Saritenite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:30 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I lived to 100 i'd do a quick reset to 10.
Still 26 this year though.
LGHNGMN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:43 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loans?
WeisoEirious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:22 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriends sister
mynamedoesntfi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:32 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of hours it takes to master something (10k to 1k)
BoredsohereIam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of calories I need to eat in a day. For some reason my body needs a ridiculous amount extra, would be nice to not have to constantly eat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:34 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MegaMan X6
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:43 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Years left to live
Kingunderdemountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt
Onijness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:54 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of women I've slept with, did I cheat the system?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My chance of not getting a girlfriend,
Oh wait
Still zero
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:59 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The reciprocal of my salary
Shumatsuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My, by percent, chance of failure(includes chance of death, since I'm actively trying to not die) This way I. An try for anything and have very good chances. Try to make a pill that stops aging, with components/formulas with 100% failure chance given my current work? 10% failure chance. Same applies for everything I attempt in life that can possibly fail.
cdeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The mileage on my car
destroyedhorcrux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The amount of parents I have....
Scynthious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:22 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does my sister's husband count?
1quick69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me :(
benzenoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:38 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The MSRP of the brand new car I want to buy! That'd be a 90% discount!
WedgeRadio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:52 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My age.
ohwatever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:02 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chance I have at being denied at Colleges
kyriann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:37 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loan debt.
bromley2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:38 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my student debt of now almost 10 years since grad. no end in sight.
robot_lords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:29 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, change your number bases and/or units. Makes this removing a zero thing much more useful.
Gamzy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of years left I have to live
Chagrinne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:53 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My college loans
MineDogger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife!
Buh-dum-tsst
Chlorine-Queen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dosage of algae treatment I added to my tank the other day.
Was supposed to be 2 mL. Added 20. RIP my tetras.
AccountWasFound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:06 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cost of college.
naturalborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:14 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of reasons to live I have
moodybigbooty94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:49 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pounds I have gained after getting sober last year :(
Positpostit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:40 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of calories in things
FetchingTheSwagni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:53 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hour I have to be at work.
I have to be in at 11. But I live 30 miles away, and with the usual traffic takes me 30-40 minutes to get there. So I wake up at 8. Shower for 30 minutes (this includes brushing teeth and shit), then I drink my coffee and play some video games for the next 30 minutes. Then I have breakfast at 9, and work out at 9:20 until 9:50, which is when I get dress and do my hair (gel it on the sides, fuck up the rest). And leave at 10:10.
So if I removed a 0 from the time I had to be in to work, it would be 1:10, meaning I could sleep in until 11.
FACE_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Mortgage. 20k! For sure!
courtneyleonard520 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:27 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pant size
BakerELMT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My monthly mortgage, while keeping the paid-off date the same. I'd just continue paying the same amount and have that bitch paid off in no time.
djliquidvoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cost of a new $190 pair of headphones I want to buy.
brozemanpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:50 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of women I have slept with.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:25 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hours per week I have to work
jtsmalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:14 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amount owed on student loans.
itsthebeards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:01 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looming college tuition. How the fuck is a state school $30,000 a year?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:33 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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goumie_gumi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:32 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness, in the sense of love.
floodlights1978 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loans
SaFire2342 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:05 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH UPVOTES FOR YOU
BeardedBassist21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of times I've had sex
huelmao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:26 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myself :)
DinaDinaDinaBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you mean i can remove a zero and replace it with a number?
if so then I'd like to change the amount of times I've had sex with Sarah Chalke from 0 to at least 2
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:57 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt
Tripped_over_Murphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:51 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My rent check.
HumbleDoor4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:17 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The percent chance that I won't win every lottery I enter: 99.99999%- 9.99999%
So i have a 81.000001% of winning any lottery.
Profit?
colson28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:18 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really late... but percent body fat, you would be in fantastic shape
viralplant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cost of the apartment I want to buy!
chivalrousninjaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:41 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt
sonters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would say weight, but last time I checked, that'd put me at 26 pounds. I don't really feel like dying today.
SoulWager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of important things I don't know.
raph772 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Things I am terrified of, 1 seems a lot easier to deal with than 10
koinu-chan_love ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of years since I had acne. I have 0 years without it, so taking that zero away should give me at least a year acne-free, right?
reminish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:21 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My debt
AnarchyApple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My life expectancy.
maunet732 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:16 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The time it takes me to get to/from school. I would be very happy if it went from 50 min both ways to 5
curiouslilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:13 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much tax I pay
still_guns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:07 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of girlfriends I've had
WhosTheRealRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:51 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hours of sleep needed weekly
Fire_x_Ice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:39 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student debt, it'd drop from over a 100 to just 10 grand!
weedle_weedle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:56 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of debt I owe
falconfetus8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:59 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homework assignments I have to do.
TheSaddestCookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:16 on October 8, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My number of years to live lmaooooรถรดรตรณ
commanderjarak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:19 on October 9, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The number of dads I have.
karatekike ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:29:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of lives Hillary has taken
naryn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:55 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0-0 = 0
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
0 - "0" =
SalemScout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of my husband and my debt. Car loans, student loans, home loans. It probably wouldn't make a huge difference, but it would make it seem a little more manageable.
Qunayu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:54 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number of death from war/poverty/crime each year worldwide.
*probably put it back into number of necessary abortions though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:25 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The percentage of women not being interested in me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then everyone would be asking you out
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then I can be picky.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you wouldn't have to go on dates/have sex with a unattractive woman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think everyone has preferences regarding looks so thats what I would be picky about then!
TELEVISIONANDCHILL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loans 13,000 sounds better than 130,000
freelancer042 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:45 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Law school?
Uncle-Chuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student loan debt :(
nottherealslash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My student debt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outstanding student loans.
grand_royal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Body fat percentage OR consolidate all bills and remove a zero
Ejacksin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loan debt. 55k down to 5500- count me in!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TenNinetythree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With how the pound is falling, that should be more easy than ever!
whatisthisidontevenf ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:08:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would remove Hillary
Trust me, I have seen all the zeros. And she is one big zero. I mean I know Hillary Clinton, OK. In fact, I was on the phone with her mother the other day and you kn-----by the way, mother Clinton is a terrific woman, real stand up person. Anyway, do you know what she said? She told me, and she told me very personally that Hillary is not a nice person. Her own mother. Can you believe that?
Even her mother believes she doesn't have the stamina. I said she doesn't have the stamina. I have been saying that Hillary doesn't have the stamina to lead this country and I don't think she has the stamina to become president. To be the president, you need to have the stamina, and by the looks of how she handled everything so far, she definitely doesn't have the stamina. It is a huge problem and it is becoming a tremendous problem. She is becoming problem we have to do something about
naryn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, if you removed a 0 from Hillary Clinton she'd just become Hillary Clint'n
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:14 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you eight?
naryn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:27 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, are you 11?
Why are we guessing ages here?
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:37 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. Do you know what an O is?
naryn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People use the same sound for both O's and 0s
It was a joke, perhaps a poor one but wow you're salty about it.
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:22 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Ell then, wanna piece of
my cakeme?officeways ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:28:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I keep seeing these Trump impersonations on every Subreddit. While I appreciate the time taken to try and sound funny, it wasn't particularly funny the first time I read something like this and it gets less funny every time.
We get it - you hate Donald Trump.
Kantolium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:22:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I'll get on it
๐๏ธ nickthequic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:53 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like they say it in the song
spoonybard326 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:46 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome. I'll remove the other zero in the race, and we can choose between Jill Stein and Gary Johnson.
KirbyElder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:57 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonderful, you can choose between "All nuclear power plants are literally nuclear bombs waiting to go off" and "What's a Leppo?" instead.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 12:41:56 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:17 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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The_Black_Polar_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you aware what the population of Syria is?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:33 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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The_Black_Polar_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:08 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omg are you even real?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:34 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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The_Black_Polar_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:28 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No i live at the north pole
The_Black_Polar_Bear ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:53:02 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, so you want refugees to die on their voyage? How considerate of you \s
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:42:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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gd_akula ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:44:41 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you're the incredible bulk you're going to weigh less than most 1st graders.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:03:16 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Brodoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:31 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "bad men" pay more in taxes than you.
Ziggy_Drop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:57:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Problems with elementary math.
Skaleks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:44:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The years I'm going to live so it would be less than ten years.
llIllIIlllIIlIIlllII ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:53:59 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(In Aziz Ansari voice) I forgot to mention, the zero is after the decimal point. Hahahahahahaha
DanjaBus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you remove a zero from the price of something, pricing structure still has 2 decimal places, so everything would shift.
llIllIIlllIIlIIlllII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:13 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But in which direction? $112.04 could become $112.40
DanjaBus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:50 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The 112 could shift right, making it $11.24?
Robcofounder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:12 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My credit card debt. 3,000 just became 300!