Batman gets his name from a fear of bats. Using that logic, what's your superhero name?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 14013 points ยท Posted at 16:18:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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dirtyfacedkid ยท 3624 points ยท Posted at 16:48:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxman

Wiseguy72 ยท 1389 points ยท Posted at 18:12:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"They say there are two things in life you can't avoid...and he'll make sure to collect."

Jesuslordofporn ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 02:06:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a superhero, but a Villan/Freelancer who specializes in collecting 'debts' by any means. He has never failed, but that may soon change. Tonight he meets his toughest target yet, Bruce Wayne. How will Batman defeat the taxman and can he keep his identity secret in the process? I don't know.

uptokesforall ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:23:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why won't Bruce Wayne release his tax returns?!

PODoe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:22:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's being audited right now, but once it's over he'll release them. You wouldn't believe how often he gets audited.

uptokesforall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The chief of police is on his payroll. His audits never reveal anything! Where is the tax man when you need him?

goldrogue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all know he owns like six slaves, not counting Gordon.

raptosaurus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:16:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Offshore bank accounts

SuperSkeptik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RepoMan?

Movet_Turtur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possibly some sort of tally keeping person?

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tally-hoe!
Assassin that kills his victims with a hoe. Adds a tally mark to his hoe for each job done.

TheSheDM ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:23:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're on fire

Wiseguy72 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:40:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh No! Now not even Elevator Man can save me!

FrozenInferno ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:23:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it.

xCairus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me neither. Anyone got an ELI5?

Niftoria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The saying is, there are 2 things you can't avoid in life. Death and taxes.

ActorMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude.... Nice!

canadeken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I read that as "there are some things in life you can't avoid... and it sure as hell ain't taxes" and thought it was a lionel messi joke

senateguard33 ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 20:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"And you're working for no one but me!"

daytripped ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would have been pissed if I didn't see this comment

MartyFraser98 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only Beatles fans will upvote this- a lot of folks will be totally bewildered

Interpools ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 00:19:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Don't ask me what I want it for. If you don't want to pay some more"

pllakers17 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 01:55:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'CAUSE I'M THE TAXMAN

LitsTheShit ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:58:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oooo oo oo I'm the....taxman

JohnScott623 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street.

If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.

If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat.

If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

Kusibu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

-Hillary Clinton

nliausacmmv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

-Melania Trump

luchinocappuccino ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:17:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always upvote Beatles lyrics. ALWAYS

imscaredoffbi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:27:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They say it's your birthday

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:24:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am the walrus

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ENOUGH WITH THE MEME!!! YOU NEED TO LET IT BE!

KingInTheWeest ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:02:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Beatles song

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Listen, punk, I'll tell you how it's gonna be. It's one for you and then 19 for me. And if they ask you who took it, tell 'em I'm the Taxman. Yeah, I'm the Taxmanm"

singeroil ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:25:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rust?

awesomedan24 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:26:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became to self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself; we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling. Programed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction one last midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

So whatโ€™s the point of getting out of bed in the morning?

I tell myself I bear witness, the real answer is itโ€™s obviously my programming and I lack the constitution to commit suicide.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I ain't readin that shit lol

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay from now on, the car is a place of silent reflection.

Microscopic_God ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MURPH?

TheDemonCat ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:53:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Donald?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thankfully the look has already been worked out for you.

IRS was such a weird gimmick.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also taxmanman

blueblur112198 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So how's work going on Sonic Mania? someone please get my joke

MX64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got you man, Taxman is a god

champbelt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe sir Paul wrote a song about you

thebitchboys ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:54:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually George Harrison wrote it. He's my favorite Beatle, but it honestly surprises me that John and Paul allowed that to be the first track on the album.

fatfaggotsnacks1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:29:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cause it's a good track!

thebitchboys ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For sure! I just saw the new movie about them last night and now I'm in such a Beatles mood. George's self titled album is a personal favorite of mine as well.

BraveSquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol, I finally got around to mine like 2 weeks ago.

FunkyCatJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my Twin ?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And I'm working for no one but you!

M_Bipson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This really made me chuckle even though its an obvious one. Well done.

actual_factual_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I misread that as Taximan

FreemanAMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting. Your arch nemesis would also be named "Taxman". I sense a good plot here

foxdye96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Im not THE taxman, Im A taxman" - Taxman, Corner Gas

Rgrockr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OP said superHERO, not villain.

ImAussa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who's that coming over the hill? Is it the Taxman? Is it the Taxman?

falconzord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

send us Sonic Mania

InsanityWolfie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let me tell you how it will be...

Darksayeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? NoOoo thank you!"

-The Joker

clioke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm the taxman... yeah, I'm the taxmaaaaan"

Half_Man1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let me tell you how it will be

There's 1 for you 19 for me

First_Utopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donkey__Xote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://youtu.be/KR0EHW6IpSw?t=2m41s

EDIT: for some reason I commingled "taxman" and "scatman"...

randomly-generated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You work at Tax Masters by day.

Epicsharkduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When you come to the door, does the house look like a rummage sale?

JeanJacketBandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll give you money for your GOLD! OH YEAHHH!!!

CrazyBarks94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his sidekick Debtboy

kittymctacoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just sang skat man in my head and replaced it with tax man. Thanks

Chuckles-Walrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cause I'm the taxman

kawaii_kamii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

" Death and taxes! Death and taxes!" -outlast lol

A_Smith22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"You pay one i pay 17.."

Awizy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cause he's the taxman! Yeeeaa he's the taxman!

ObscureAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump? Is that you?

Nby36 ยท 563 points ยท Posted at 22:31:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unplannedpregnancyman

se1ze ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you're safer than about 50% of the population.

boba-fett-life ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ohh, I was this man before!

Whatever you decide to do, it'll be all good. Don't stress.

Peace brother.

TheChandraraj ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you're silver-age unplannedpregnancyman, who eventually went crazy and randomly pregnated someone and became the villain 'Mourning After', thus giving the torch to bronze-age unplannedpregnancyman.

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just get snipped, mate

Nby36 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:31:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But I'm scared.

Scaredofsnippedman

ferb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:15 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The worst part about it was the bruising. Ever seen a chicken with black skin? That's what my balls looked like.

Roastar ยท 7006 points ยท Posted at 16:33:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man

FranklintheTMNT ยท 3207 points ยท Posted at 17:48:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take me by the hand

OldManWithAStick ยท 2422 points ยท Posted at 18:05:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lead me to the land

milksteak-n-magnets ยท 2136 points ยท Posted at 18:22:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That you understand

Nikazio ยท 1801 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man

UnnamedNamesake ยท 1370 points ยท Posted at 19:48:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

findusgruen ยท 1242 points ยท Posted at 20:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

UnnamedNamesake ยท 1298 points ยท Posted at 21:01:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean Man

LaughingGnome1 ยท 857 points ยท Posted at 21:37:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can you see through the wonder and amazement

Nightslash360 ยท 738 points ยท Posted at 21:59:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At the oberman

dissolvedpancreas ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 22:08:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth, like the child-like man

Nightslash360 ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 22:11:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OCEAN MAN

publicenemyone ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 22:27:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The sequence of a life form braised in the sand

Nightslash360 ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 22:28:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soaking up the thirst of the land

hyena142 ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 22:28:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OCEAN MAN

Nightslash360 ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 22:44:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sweet guitar solo

UrbanizedZae ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 01:55:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sweet guitar lick

Itchy_Craphole ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:17:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repeat chorus.... then repeat the song like 4 or 5 more times. Wait a handful of months and stumble across it again and remember it exists and how glorious it is and repeat all of this. Repeat.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

edit: downvoted self

mountainguy117 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did it Reddit!

Upvotingisbadright ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol. Downvoted

Bamzooki1 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 01:58:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OCEAN MAN

borntoannoyAWildJowi ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:59:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take me by the hand

masterofbuttons ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:13:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lead me to the land

Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That you understand

Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man, the journey to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man, the sequence of a lifeform braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land

Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OCEAN MAN [fades out]

kendall1983 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WEEN! fuck yes. that was so satisfying

mama_jackalope ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 23:47:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had to up vote so many things!

kendall1983 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:11:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i aswell.
whats your favorite ween song?

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:36:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Transdermal celebration!

kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

very solid song

Lostinthesauce336 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quebec is a solid album.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Z o l o ft

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:07:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

sgrwck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:18:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every Ween song is great, and Your Party is no exception. That smooth jazz hook, plus there was candy, spices, and tri-colored pasta!

turnsfast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the beverages, so many beverages.

kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i love this song.

Lennon_v2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:18:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine would probably be Gabriel

kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is a very overlooked song.

PM_Me_An_Ekans ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:14:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waving my Dick in the Wind.

It was the song that introduced me to Ween and I love it so very much.

Lostinthesauce336 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm lost in the sauce once again

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Japanese Cowboy!

Lostinthesauce336 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:51:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This thread made me remember my username came from a ween song

kendall1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

waving my dick in the wind!

MyTasteInMusicSucks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tear for Eddie, Waving my Dick in the Wind, The Grobe, The Argus, Kim Smoltz. Couldn't pick one. Just what I've been jamming to today.

mama_jackalope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a thing for The Argus, but I could probably pick several favorites.

FranklintheTMNT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bananas and blowowow

kendall1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh o. bananas and blow!

Monteitoro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The mollusk for sure

kendall1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

soooooo brown.

EEKaWILL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bananas and blow

crumards2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baby Bitch

W_O_M_B_A_T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was all worth it in the end, though.

ThatsWhat_G_Said ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just saw them for the first time in St. Paul a couple weeks ago, so amazing.

unevolved_panda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did I see this singalong in two different threads within five minutes of each other?

kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ween. thats how.

edwartica ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:47:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Push the little daisies and make them come up.

1mexicanamerican1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:11:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man

1mexicanamerican1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:10:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man

Nightslash360 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:22:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take me by the hand

1mexicanamerican1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:43:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(In very low walking away whisper) ..... Ocean Man

Nightslash360 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The sequence of a life form braised in the sand

1mexicanamerican1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:27:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As lonely as I walking all threw the land.

henrythe7th0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hands in my dick, dick in my hand

1mexicanamerican1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:55:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A drop of seamen falls on the sequence of life form braised in the sand.

TheSchnozzberry ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:27:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just heard this song for the first time yesterday!

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:51:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how didn't you watch the sponge Bob movie? Wtf man

TheSchnozzberry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The first one or the second one? Because I saw the first one and don't remember that song. I haven't seen the second one because I've been too busy.

Draculin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:29:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's at the end credits of the first one if I recall correctly.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I reckon it's the first movie but I haven't seen it in a long time.

ThatsWhat_G_Said ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:45:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do yourself a favor and listen to The Mollusk by Ween from start to finish, phenomenal album. Then go and listen to all of their other stuff!

TheSchnozzberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've been listening to Ween for the past 4 hours. Fantastic band.

turnsfast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of us! One of us!

GimmeMoneyBoi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf is an oberman

Nightslash360 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:22:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk

SlyRy7146 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OCEAN MAN, The crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

SexyGreenMandM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's that what he says? I always thought it was "open land".

JRinzel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We did it, Reddit!

Nightslash360 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:08:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No we didn't...

Gaby07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth

Maximumburrito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man

The_arch1tect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man

throwawaycauseschool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man

Hairbrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man

The crust is elusive when it casts forth

Gesh777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom's spaghetti

1mexicanamerican1 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 23:08:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man

HumanClaymore ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:30:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Boognish smiles upon you all

SpookyGeek ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:39:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Read sub comments for this. Was not disappointed.

Oi_to_the_World ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guys this is someone's fear

UnnamedNamesake ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 22:16:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THE WONDER OF AMAZEMENT AT THE OBERMAN

supasid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2hg e22h2hggee>Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean Man

22h2e

supasid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2hg e22h2hggee>Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean Man

22h2jge

I_blue_myself_87 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:11:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trip trip trip...

jheronimous ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:34:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trip ... Trip ... Trip ...

Xxx1982xxX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:13:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

trip

lorikeetuesday ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trip trip trip trip trip

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

trip trip trip trip

tookawicz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(trip trip trip)

thisismydayjob_ ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soaking up the first of the land

someone2639 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

pnot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The voyage to the corner of the glooobe is a real trip (trip, trip, trip)!

misterfoogggle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

1mexicanamerican1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man

HorseLove19 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:59:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why can't I get 815 up votes for just repeating the original comment. Regardless, well done.

wahlberger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The journey

MrLeBAMF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EVERLASTING LOVE

InsidiousMind15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YEAH! FUCK THE SYSTEM

a_smith51 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:43:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"You made me a maaaannnnn"

Jun_Kun ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:02:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"That one night (one night!)"

santasmic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:15:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You made everything alllriiiiight!

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:36:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ahhhhh

Vindexus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maaaaaaade me a man*

ClicksOnLinks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Voodoo lady, shakin that stick and driving me crazy

Rockonfreakybro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:17:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MAAAADE ME A MAAAAN

SketchyBrowser ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lead me somewhere new!

OblongWombat ยท 848 points ยท Posted at 23:32:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ แดแด„แด‡แด€ษดแดแด€ษด ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ แด›แด€แด‹แด‡ แดแด‡ ส™y แด›สœแด‡ สœแด€ษดแด… ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ สŸแด‡แด€แด… แดแด‡ แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€ษดแด… แด›สœแด€แด› yแดแดœ แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€Sแด›แด€ษดแด… ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ แดแด„แด‡แด€ษดแดแด€ษด ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ

Crash9 ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 00:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ Take me by the hand โœ‹ lead me to the land ๐Ÿ– that you understand ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The voyage ๐Ÿšฒ to the corner of the ๐ŸŒŽ globe is a real trip ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The crust of a tan man ๐Ÿ‘ณ imbibed by the sand ๐Ÿ‘ Soaking up the ๐Ÿ’ฆ thirst of the land ๐Ÿ’ฏ

zachisawesome123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no

glorioussideboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

16 hours and no cummies reply, I'm impressed Reddit.

HowCouldUBMoHarkless ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:00:55 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

moon2GOOD

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:25:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lost_in_santa_carla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's... beautiful

Oblivious_Tom ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 00:29:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meme made. Lazy as fuck. But now we cant take it back. Thanks jerk.

oldbauer ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unknown Object Touching My Foot in the Ocean Man

livin4donuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's Always a Stingray I'm Gonna Be The Next Steve Irwin Man.

43eyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take me by the foot

Efflux ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:58:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Join us at /r/ween

unicorn_zombie ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:45:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
prpldrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

He goes to home

lordberric ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:03:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buster?

LordTet ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:22:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The ocean man is a metaphor, you can BE the ocean man

JoshuaMc93 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:39:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mang0 is he truest Ocean Man

kirby2341 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enchant!

obliviosa ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:22:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sea-man has a better ring to it, I think.

ChemicaLust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well between me, OP and that other guy, we'll be up to our eyes in Sea-men

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leonard nimoy would agree.

Ocean man is out there, but seaman is a real trip

Unreal_Banana ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KKoceanMan

Leorlev-Cleric ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thalassophobia or just in general?

Christophurious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaweed harmlessly brushing against your leg man.

fancy_fish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank goodness I'm not the only one.

Smythy123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sea man wouldve been so much better

josecuervo2107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and don't forget your trusty companion swallow!

TommySawyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BillyOceanMan ... Caribbean King

charliedarwin96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fighter of the land man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There can only be one. Time for us to fight.

roguesteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking the exact same thing before I opened up the thread.

Liviing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

approve

MXWRNR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skirting that DC copyright I see

d4rkn3s5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ

divinorumandabsinthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need you

ChubGuard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi I'm a lifeguard nice to meet you

Ultra_Mew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Devildude4427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How about "Seaman"?

tigrn914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MoonMoon would be proud.

cpt_innocuous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Phillip Fathom

realAniram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude let's do a platonic team up I'm Ocean Woman.

Condoggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fighter of the land man?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Champion of the Waves!

Harkee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seeman?

LEEMakesThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MegaDaveX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When my children first started elementary school I'd play this in the car and we would all sing along. I really think it helped their transition from being home with me all the time to now being at school.

King_Poseidon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poseidon here, Lord of the Sea, Breaker of Waves, High-fiver of Fish, Lover of all that is Wet: I should tell that you shouldn't fear the ocean, that my love for you, tiny mortal, will protect you in my domain... But it won't. The ocean is fucking horrible and it hates you. I mean, fucking hates you. The depths themselves exist only to crush your frail human frame and to hide the very monstrosities that I had fashioned in my experimental phase. You think megalodons are extinct? Nah, bro. I asked them to be sneakier now that you guys have nukes. There are squid down here the size of New Hampshire. They eat the islands that I don't like. (Fucking quit it with the racism, Hawaii, you're on thin fucking ice.) Ice caps are melting, coral is dying, we're getting sick and tired of running the AC down here. There's about to be a lot more ocean and a lot less patience to go around, and you don't want to see an swarm of whales when they're organized and pissed.

Your fear is well founded. Your nightmares are reality.

I do love you though. You're a good kid, u/Roastar. Also lay off the carbs. Eat more protein.

Damiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman?

SirDaltosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not Sea-Man?

Whatamidoing82648 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just want to thank you for spawning all that into existence

SAGNUTZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, theres a subreddit for that! /r/thalassophobia!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ManaMoogle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Ocean Woman! Helloooooo~

SurfSlut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Buoyman, or rather Thlassophobia-man.

El_Tigre_818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman

l2ampage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are Kingfish out there.

fufabunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

same same same

JediMemeLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loozerid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say this

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello ocean man. I am ocean woman.

Grimsterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, basically Aqua Man?

JMZ2796 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let the Ocean Take Me

ninjacheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kellenthehun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The best part of this answer is the fact that such a large portion of reddit doesn't even get the reference, and yet it's totally applicable in its own right.

Absolutely next level meme.

marck6655321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finn?

Bhu124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to comment just that after reading the title. They r so vast and undiscovered, fucking scared as hell.

OuttaSightVegemite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any large body of water not plumbed or chlorinated man.

jpropaganda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The real question is, were you familiar with ween before posting this?

isaacms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Theme song is Dio's Holy Diver?

CocoKyoko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really missed out on the opportunity to say Sea Man.

blind_venetians ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At least you can eat cake by it

JoshuaMc93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mang0 is THE Ocean Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ Take me by the hand โœ‹ lead me to the land that you understand ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The voyage ๐Ÿšฒ to the corner of the ๐ŸŒŽ globe is a real trip ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The crust of a tan man ๐Ÿ‘ณ imbibed by the sand ๐Ÿ‘ Soaking up the ๐Ÿ’ฆ thirst of the land ๐Ÿ’ฏ

shitghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or Seaman

OceanOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting

Darren_Glambo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:42 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom's spaghetti

DMT-spirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ween is amazing

SuperMajesticMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:22 on January 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe Aquaman has thalassaphobia.

whyaretherebeesohgod ยท 5444 points ยท Posted at 16:19:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Unique5309 ยท 964 points ยท Posted at 16:33:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not Bee-man?

leafyjack ยท 743 points ยท Posted at 17:28:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that would be Dr. Beeeeeeees!

Bahnd ยท 344 points ยท Posted at 18:22:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean Dr. Miles Manners, just you average wasp-themed super hero by day, but by night he becomes Dr. Beeeeessss!!!! a masked vigilante dedicated to saving mankind.

[deleted] ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 19:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

What's this, a handsome Reddit post woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!

Bahnd ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AHH, this post has only been made worse with the addition of more bees.

wangchung16 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THANK YOU FATHER

BronzeFantasy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At some point, someone spent money on that domain name...

filled_with_bees ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can help, I'm like a mobile hive.

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:00:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THE SITUATION HAS ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF MORE BEES

ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:22:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rest of video occurs during the day

Toomuchconfusion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aaaaahhhh! This situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:23:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BEEEADS?!

VoiceOfRonHoward ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Akimbonautilus is not on board.

Seanvich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love you

OuttaSightVegemite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heh Bring a shit-ton of bees to work day.

Tentaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just saw this!

illegal_tacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean The Pain?

MrTurnbolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's BEEn years since I've seen this. Thank you for bringing it back to me!

Petey249 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Beads?

Rhadamanthus2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These rosary bleeds?

astrakhan42 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe you mean Bumblebee Man. Ay ay ay!

Smokeahontas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:57:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bees?!

ChunkyDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BEADS

Strudel_Cutie_4427 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beads?!?

ersal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:08:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BEES??

GurJobD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bees are cool, spiders aren't

Sanji909 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am The Pain!

LadyGaga_luvs_U ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No need to be scared of something that will be non-existant in a few years.

ChosNol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

f

DoesntBeelieveIt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't beelieve it.

RNZack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, Wasp Man, bees are chill

Bton1088 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. Allergic to bees. It's like staring death in the face during each encounter. Damn epi-pens....

office_procrastinate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beers?

Fortune_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

Oakshror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm bee man

d0tamon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He doesn't live in AZ yet.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, it's always humans who start shit first.

every_thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beads?

mitrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, there is already a Bee Man https://imgur.com/a/zSwK1

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:58:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never be afraid of bees, they might like your perfume but then they usually go, if they don't, they won't attack unless you make sudden movements towards them. Push them slowly away from you, they'll get the message.

If they're skinny, they're wasps, then run.

HipHoboHarold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I get that they're pretty peaceful, but they still creep me out. I don't deal with them or wasps, yellow jackets, etc.

Shabacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what they all say until THEY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE AND ATTACK YOU FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON WHAT THE FUCK HONEYBEES I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL I'M ALLERGIC FUUUUUUUU

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You might want to try changing your perfume or both hair and laundry conditioner.

Shabacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't wear perfume or cologne. They don't attack anyone else in my family for no reason, and we all use the same laundry stuff so idk.

tastytacomeat ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:40:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man spider

Ethnologizer ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:39:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Totally different!

DrMobius0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:14:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

they're just as scared of you as you are of them?

whyaretherebeesohgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man spider, man spider, does whatever a man spider does

hodge91 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:25:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'It's the human spider, he got my name wrong'

Darkhawkz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:15:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoder-man!

hail_prez_skroob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:51:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice to meet you...I'm Spider Woman!

whyaretherebeesohgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:D

BlueSquid1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Scorpion.

Yepmonster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:14:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-ManMan

Cpwdos2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the only answer

Zicon4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why would anyone be afraid of Peter Parker? He seems pretty friendly.

alexisdr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakewoman

Hunna300 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Respect the hyphen

TheFuckingTurtleBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man Spider-Man Scared shitless of spiders, man! Slings a Web, whenever he can Watch ooooooout for those spiders (fuck nothing really rhymes with that

perceptionouveau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiders, man

Ur_moms_a_hookr69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean Man-Spider ?

ctadgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

they should totally make this a superhero.

Lege_Et_Lacrima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That one will never catch on.

4kiraL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not movies

Ninjahitman19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is me

Tanting ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:15:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say this. Have an upvote

Meunderwears ยท 3380 points ยท Posted at 16:38:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SomoneDiscoversMyGooglePornSearchesMan

man_mayo ยท 2144 points ยท Posted at 18:20:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He needs a trusty sidekick like Incognito Boy

iagi914 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:51:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You wanna know something terrifying? Computer experts say they would not be suprised if... nay they would be surprised if our search history did NOT get leaked at some point, ( and yes that includes incognito).

SatSenses ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:47:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, incognito just doesn't save your searches and browser history on your pc. Your ISP can still see everything you see in incognito mode. I'm guessing VPN Lass would compete the sidekick list for SDMGPS-Man and Incognito Boy.

Zykatious ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:34:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The ISP can't see shit if your search traffic is https, that's the point of https.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But many URLs for porn sites are not https. So the ISP does see the request for the URL, which could have some awful words in it.

JohnScott623 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:05:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cmkinusn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So what, you open up the eyes of some data analyst to a website they haven't favorited yet, what's the problem?

GasimGasimzada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought https only encrypts the payload, not the header because the routers need to still see the headers to propagate the packets to its final destination IP, which is in the header.

Zykatious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It will encrypt it all except the tcp/ip headers like you say. IPs don't really say what you're doing though, just what server you're doing it on.

Zykatious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sure the ISP will see the URL you go to, but Google actually forwards you through a middle page that clears out the search words so they can't see the actual search. This is great for privacy but sucks when you work in network security and you have absolutely no idea what your users searched for to get on whatever dodgy site they ended up on and you're trying to investigate.

v13us0urce ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:43:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And by Computer experts you mean the guy who fixes your router by turning it off and on again?

Crocodilefan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

or replaces the keyboard when your original shorts out from spilled "fluids"

armoire_enthusiast7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:26:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back to vhs and magazines for me!

NormalStu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If 12 year old me found my dad's vhs porno stash, someone can find yours.

Finding a vhs player these days, however...

DontPMCatPics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Next time you search some, uh, sensitive material, imagine some guy who works at your ISP laughing his ass off.

CaptainJackVernaise ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:30:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At an ISP somewhere, somebody has just learned who Jane Marie is. He can thank me later.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whelp, off to bing.

_AISP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But he's afraid of incognito stuff...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Penicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean crusty sidekick...

RoboticLizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeepSkull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or his often forgotten older cousin RegEdit dude!

Incognit0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You rang?

Incognit0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does this mean I get to be a novelty account now?

neverpullout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incognito doesn't save you from everything.

theRedheadedJew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incognito Kid

Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his vehicle, the VPN machine.

Wiseguy72 ยท 763 points ยท Posted at 18:31:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enemies:

  • The Tracking Cookie Monster
  • The Passworder
  • The Bing Blackmailer
ivebeenherelonger ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot:

  • Standingbehindyouman
JustEnuff2BDangerous ยท 289 points ยท Posted at 19:37:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the Accidental Link Share to Facebook Man?

ivebeenherelonger ยท 281 points ยท Posted at 19:44:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As well as his backstabbing friend

  • Volume on full man
ASentientBot ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  • Accidentally unplugs earbuds man
LumpyPick ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

โ€ข ear buds not plugged in all the way man

pumpkinrum ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not to mention "Show History man".

Only one who can beat him is the sidekick "Clear History man" man.

jayboogie15 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:40:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the Internet History searching Wife woman

boppy_dowinkle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:58:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Search History Hound..sneaky bastard!

Keamo25 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:12:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his evil apprentice

  • The Blue Tooth
A_Wizzerd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:55:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Natalie Headphones-in-the-wrong-port-man

RaviTejaAnu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:02:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aah, The Full Volumed Fiend strikes again.

Evlwolf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And stream to Apple tv man

timidforrestcreature ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Has someone seriously accidentally shared porn to face book?

Did they commit seppuku after?

Saith_Cassus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone else ever finish watching porn on a mobile device, close the porn, see that their Facebook has a couple of new notifications, and immediately panic, concerned that they've just shared the weird shit that they're into online?

Because I don't, and you're tooooooootally weird if you do.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean you don't share your pornographic pursuits voluntarily? The people have a right to know!

gorka_la_pork ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:29:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean the Shoulder Surfer

D45_B053 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll take him over Standingbehindyoumom any day.

Strike_Reyhi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aka the Shoulder Surfer

ASentientBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  • Types "p" in the address bar man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He scared of standing behind people.

He didn't get a driver's license because he can't line up at the DMV.

bawzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Shoulder Surfer

Wrest216 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THE NSA.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, The One Who Never Knocks.

OMGFisticuffs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The key logger kid.

excogito_ergo_sum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  • the RAT King - not only does he have access to your porn history, but he could simulcast what you're watching and how you're watching it
UltimateDracoMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  • Rabid Obsessed Anti-Porn Religious Woman
KalElButthead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:47:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Private Browsing, reporting for duty.

AnusTasteBuds ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:12:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Use Bing

Unuhpropriate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And my sidekick Hotwife Cumslut

Arumple ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who uses google for porn? /r/BingMasterRace

BoerboelFace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My cousin recently borrowed my tablet and fucked up my bill. Had 30 pages of porn open. I tried not to judge him on the weirdness of some of the porn, sometimes you end up going down a rabbithole.

The_Dirty_Carl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

going down a rabbithole

Pretty sure that's illegal most places. And it certainly isn't good for the rabbit.

pinkpitbull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'll love this site- By ruin it actually means clear

xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quickly SomoneDiscoversMyGooglePornSearchesMan! Use your ctrl+shift n-erang!

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey man, who cares if someone finds it? Be proud you're embracing sexuality, your sexuality. Your porn choices are a reflection of that, and there is no shame in that.

ThisManDoesTheReddit ยท 1159 points ยท Posted at 16:38:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

SgtExo ยท 312 points ยท Posted at 19:21:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am surprised this is not higher up. The only thing I really fear is death, anything else that I am scared about is because it can lead to death.

Perkisize ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 00:20:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be Dying-man instead.

-del2phi ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 01:31:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This guy gets it. I'm not afraid of being dead. I'd just rather not be around for the dying part.

RedCat1529 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 02:01:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two months ago I was diagnosed with a terminal illness (brain cancer) and given (maybe) two years to live. I'm scared of death, but much more terrified of the the process of dying - the loss of independence, the indignity of losing control of my bodily functions, etc.

mattfrench ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:16:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wow. thanks for sharing. i read these threads. i read your post. thank you.

-del2phi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:57:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lot can happen in two years. Keep fighting.

RedCat1529 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:32 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. I'm going to give it my best shot. The first thing is to finish my current radiation treatment and grow my beautiful long hair back. Then I'll feel more myself and cope better with what's coming.

gingersnaps96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I respect your candidness.

Shimme ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:33:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, its not so much the not existing anymore bit, but the intense fear and probably pain as it happens that really makes me scared.

PyroAvianator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What makes me scared is the thought that time will go on forever... and then what?

-del2phi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you really want to fry your noodle, think way back to the Big Bang, and how "before" that there wasn't anything. The universe wasn't, and then all of a sudden and out of nowhere, boom! there it is.

fordprecept ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:02 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As Mark Twain once said (paraphrased) "I do not fear death. I was dead for billions of years before I was born and it never caused me the slightest inconvenience."

actual_factual_bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes... there are evils worse than death, and the actual dying part can be one of them.

-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, the death of those we love is always so painful. I suppose that counts.

mememuseum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So if someone held a gun to your head, you wouldn't be afraid because the "dying part" would be painless?

-del2phi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn right that would scare me, but not existentially, just in the animalistic Fight-or-Flight reaction type of fear.

greenbabyshit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its weird, reading your statement made me realize that i don't fear death. It would mean an end to all of my other fears. I guess i fear a brutal death, but thats more like fear of extreme pain.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's strange. I think that the suffering in life is another facet of the beauty of existence, but I'm almost certainly romanticizing it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If i ever kill my self its with a shot to the chest so i can experience death more so than a shot to the head. Seems like a shame to die without experiencing it.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here. I have a pair of pliers. You give me your left hand, sign this waiver, and I'll spend a few minutes giving you a beautiful manicure.

tangopopper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:38:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what about torture and shit

TheMagicalGrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This a 100%. Well "done" torture is by far the worst thing I could imagine. There are many ways to go ...I canยดt think of anything worse than getting tortured to death by someone who knows what he is doing.

Smokeya ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:46:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I may be able to ease your fears. I have died already once and it really isnt all that bad. Its peaceful like in a sleeping without dreaming kind of way.

Personally id be more afraid how i died than actually being dead if i was you two. That can be traumatizing. I died of a heart attack. Spent many weeks in a hospital to which i dont remember any of (being dead is not good for the brain and the drugs they put you on while likely kick ass if taken for recreational purposes are not all that great to be on against your will).

Cant say i remember dying because well i ceased to be temporarily and really it wasnt all that bad though.

You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:53:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See... that's what actually terrifies me though.

The nothingness. The void. My existence simply...ceasing. I KNOW that it's just ego. That it's my inability to let go... but the thought terrifies me. That I'm alive and then suddenly... I'm gone. Forever.

It's as if I never existed at all.

That thought terrifies me.

And I know it makes no sense - because I'll be gone and I wont care. But it can often keep me awake now, while I'm alive.

Yamicchi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe you'll learn to cope with it, in time. When I was younger I was terrified of whatever happened after death. Eternal life? I'd go mad. Cease to exist? I couldn't imagine that.

But then I heard that question about how was it like before I was born. Well, that was enough to wipe out my fear of nothingness. I hope something wipes yours too.

You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you.

I've heard that, "there was nothing before I was born and that never bothered me, why should it after I die?"

It makes sense and there is a sort of poetic beauty and peace to it... but then I think about dying and death, my time being up...and all of existence continuing and me not knowing, not being around, and the fear/anxiety starts again.

I've gotten better at distracting myself though. Not allowing my thoughts to linger. Before I couldn't stop myself from thinking about it but now I can, for the most part, avoid the thoughts. Or think about/discuss it briefly and in abstract terms (like this...ish) and manage to not dwell..

But when I go to sleep is often the worst. Drugs too. Most weed strains (other than like Trainwreck or super mellow) ... my mind never stops thinking. At night I need music playing as white noise so I can sleep. Shrooms... that was an interesting experience. It was a good buzz at first, but only because of who I was wish and I did sense the downward spiral before it fully hit me.

Smokeya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can understand that. It for me was peaceful though and before i used to fear death, i however now do not. I dont exactly invite it but i know when my time comes i shouldnt be worried about it.

Its important what we do while alive. For some that is to leave their mark on the world in a big way. For me personally its to make sure my kids are good people. Im not looking for my name to last the ages, but hopefully my last name will live on and at least memory of me for a generation or two.

But im at peace with my inevitable death.

TraeWaynes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly my friend, smoke weed. I used to stay up freaking out over crap like that... Now I just enjoy every day and take life a week at a time. I smoke weed, I go to the gym, I attend college and I hang out with some friends. I don't think negatively anymore almost at all. I still feel like shit when I get reminded of all that but hey buddy, at least you get a shot to be here.

You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Oddly enough... it was a really bad trip that started this issue for me. The buzz put me into a sort of hyper-awareness state and I realized that a girl I was involved with at the time was playing me and another guy off each other. Really bad drama followed.. this occurred a couple of years ago but it lingered for a few days afterwards and almost every time I smoked after that initial bad buzz, I almost instantly went into a paranoid buzz.

It was odd because I had smoked for years without a single bad experience, but that... it... I don't want to say it triggered a mental break, but it really got me concerned that I was schizophrenic and I legitimately became paranoid for a while. The hyper awareness didn't go away either.

That all faded, and I've smoked a few times since and once or twice received a very mellow buzz, but the whole experience triggered a sort of quarter life crisis, which is what caused this anxiety for me.

TraeWaynes ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meh. Not to be rude but we've all got our problems. Find your drug of choice, alter your mind and escape. It's what all humans strive for eventually.

-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How'd you die?

Smokeya ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heart attack. Was dead around half a hour or high twenty minute range. Wife did cpr on me until first responders got to our house and they continued cpr and got my heart going again. CPR saved my brain basically as it dont take long without oxygen before your brain becomes pretty useless.

-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glad you're still with us.

Smokeya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As am i usually but i also have like a lingering thought of it may have been better had i not made it at times. Sometimes it sucks to be alive. Like i said in another comment though i dont fear death anymore, i dont welcome it. But if there was ever a good reason to say jump in front of a bullet i wouldnt think twice. Kinda made me more brave or possibly more stupid in that way. Its been almost 4 years now and ive since used that time to do things i want to do, admittedly not all very productive things if someone was observing me (like watching shows on netflix i want to know the end of lol) but i take more trips with my wife and kids now, experience more things. I do things i wouldnt have considered before, like i plan to soon try a ghost chili and possible a carolina reaper just to experience it (wife is going to record me and based on how the ghost chili goes i may try the reaper).

I do what i want though and dont let fears (im affraid of heights, have anxiety issues, dont like being in public, not really scared of the dark but dont like to be in pitch blackness outside of my home at night and a number of other things that before would stop me dead in my tracks) stop me as i dont want them to hold me back from experiencing things i want to try. As far as im concerned id be gone already if just one minor variable was changed that day. Im technically disabled (still fighting for it though, have a number of health issues, undiagnosed heart disease is the official cause of the heart attack) i try not to let that stop me though. Wife and i went on a anniversary trip a year after the heart attack and i climbed up a lighthouse even though my legs suck 75% of the time, id never do that again but it was a cool experience at least (wasnt sure id make it back down once i got up lol had to rest for about a hour just to stand up again).

Jesuslordofporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would you be immortal if you could? Through cybernetics or some other technological means?

SgtExo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:48 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:34 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you ever played the video game Soma?

SgtExo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:25 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No but I know what it is about, having listened to enough video game podcasts.

Kaell311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or because death will come before it can be accomplished. Or because someone else will die. It's really all mostly just about death.

cmkinusn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am far more scared of dicrepitude or severe maiming than death. For instance, Sand dan Glokta from The First Law series, or Reek.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are far worse things than death my friend.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, aren't you a sane one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I once heard a strange logic trick that helped me get over the fear of death by just being a weird logic trick that snaps me out of it.

Death and you can never exist at the same time. If Death is here, you are no longer here. It can never catch you. You are afraid of something you will, by definition, never experience.

SexySorcerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In life, there are things worse than death.

Like handjobs.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate when I'm lying there at night about to go to sleep, and I suddenly get the realization that I'm a train on a track headed straight for a cliff, and there's zero I can do to stop it. It can upset me quite a bit. One day, I'll be a corpse, then a skeleton, then dust. It is terrifying. So I try to not think about it, like we all do. But every so often...the thought sneaks up on me.

akazim96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why fear it? It's probably the only thing that I know for certain. Or a better perspective, would it help for me to fear death? Now, I don't strive for it, but I live my life knowing that it's gonna happen sooner or later.

nwanstall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interestingly enough, I'm exactly the opposite. I'm not afraid of death at all but more of things that could lead to death. For example, I'm afraid of being stabbed because I think it will hurt and because I have a huge fear of blood, but dying as a result of such a thing isn't scary to me at all.

ForgottenTimeCapsule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should fear marriage equally

Rothyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tbh I'm not really that afraid of death or dying. If it happens it just does. Bees on the other hand....

luigi1fan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not the fear of death, it's the fear of being forgotten when you die. In other words, noonewillremembermeman

Tomi000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I the main reason for fearing death is because people connect pain with it. I think most are not afraid of "being dead", more likely afraid of death being the most painful thing... At least in my case, bullet to the head would be nice, but being beaten to death? Jeez no...

Light_of_Avalon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't fear death. That part is easy. Fear what happens next

MildCutlery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm more scared of not dying than dying. Once you're dead your consciousness supposedly dies with you so you can't miss your life. Alternatively, if you believe that you'll go to heaven then that doesn't sound to bad either.

But to be constantly suffering with no way to end it all would be the ultimate torture. Immortality is a curse

Azathothoursavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:52 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fascinating. i consider death to be one thing im not afraid of (im still afraid of the means of death) because i consider that fact that: 1. the universe doesnt give a shit about me 2. although my friends and family do, the universe doesnt give a shit about them either 3. if i die im dead, so whats the point of fearing something? once your dead, well, you are dead. (my personal belief)

Soxviper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fearing that which you literally cannot experience

MaxDG1013 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:17:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, technically we might be able to experience death. We just don't have any evidence to suggest it.

Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:12:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This. I have thanatophobia. It keeps me up at night. I cry sometimes when my mind gets caught into a mortality crisis.

LAB731 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you me? I don't stay up at night but used to when I was younger - didn't know there was a name for it. If I think on it too long though I become paralyzed and detached just thinking about it. It's given me some fun panic attacks before! :)

Doesn't help that I'm an atheist either.

Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same boat. Atheist. temporary paralysis, panic attack, whole nine yards as well. I guess I shouldn't say it keeps me up, since it's not like I think about it throughout the night. It's just sometimes right before I go to sleep, I think "I wonder if death is like an eternal sleep, but without dreams?" and then of course it goes through that.

My best 'guess' at what death is like would be similar to eternal oblivion, a state of non-existance, which I think I fear the most. I don't fear dying since, that means I'm alive to experience the pain if there is any.

It used to be just close calls that rattled me, but I can sort of just trigger it by thinking my mantra of "I'm alive now. That means at some point I will die." And off it goes down the rabbit hole. Body shutters and I get dragged into it.

I thought about going to a psychiatrist, but figured it's not that bad. My best hope is that some time they'll finally get around to digital immortality., or at least some other form of it.

Thing is, I'm not even sure why I'm so attached to life beyond the "it's the only experience I know" kind of thing, since life isn't all that great. It's unfair, painful, and a constant competition for resources.

Sometimes I wonder if death is like being unborn. It's not like I can remember the billions of years the universe was like before I was born.

welp, look at that novel. No TL;DR. end of rant.

EEdwardNigma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, same, holy fuck. The idea of the state of non-existence fucked me right up as a kid.

CptZiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same boat as you, except I'm agnostic. What I fear most about it personally is losing my consciousness, my thoughts, my ability to think. The idea that one day everything I think is gone along with just my existence is scary to me.

LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No I am totally the same way. Reading that made my insides cold and after reading this thread last night I had a mini panic.

Like you said, the oblivion scares me more than dying. The thought of it being just like before you were born terrifies me. Not being, it terrifies me. And now I'm making myself panic again... lol.

I just try not to think about it as much as possible.

Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you also like me in the same sense that you hope that instead of oblivion, that after you die, you sort of become 'one with the universe'? I mean I think that would be best possible outcome, postmortem. Like maybe our consciousness become something like photons or can see in all the other EM waves that way. How cool would it be to see microwaves and Gamma waves!?

Although I think that's also unlikely. It'd be kinda cool though.

I think the main issue with life and death is that there's no definitive answer about what consciousness actually is. What it's made of. Why it's different than all those other particles that aren't alive. Hopefully in the decades before we're gone, someone uncovers the truth of consciousness.

LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I more wish that I could believe in something like heaven so that I'd have an answer because there is none - like you said. Or maybe reincarnation. But even that scares the shit out of me cause I'm still not me, you know? I cease to exist. And that scares the fuck out of me. And yeah the lack of knowledge about consciousness etc just makes me aajahaghhhhhgh :/ haha I'm glad I'm not the only one

Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I wish heaven and reincarnation existed. It's put me at ease to know they existed if they did.

But that would imply that souls exist and that's what's responsible for our consciousness. And I have a hard time accepting something like that exists either.

LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:04 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same... damn.

MohamedSaad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

same boat , fuckin sucks man :(

glasgow_girl ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:20:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The one true answer

Jess_than_three ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Woman here, for sure. Or Existential Terror Regarding The Prospect of Nothingness... Girl.

theamorouspanda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing man here.

DosMangos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:11:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or how about Deadman! Wait no... that's just silly...

Instincts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:27:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Livingforeverman

LAB731 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There we go - surprised I had to scroll so far to find it. Now back to funny subreddits so I won't dwell on it and snowball into a panic attack about my impending doom and what lies beyond death... :)

Jesuslordofporn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.
Real name: Unknown.
Location: Unknown.
Orgin:
Obsessed. Obsessed is the closest word I can think of to describe this... Thing. He was a normal man, once; a scientist, his discoveries saved thousands of lives. It was never enough, he became more and more obsessed with the idea that he could stop death itself. He began to experiment, on animals at first, then on himself. All that remain of his notes are mad scribbles. He crossed a line, tried to pry open the divide between life and death and became trapped between the two. The only way he can stabalize now is by absorbing the life force of his surroundings. In a sick way, I guess he did it in the end. He found a way to cheat death, he just never imagined to cost.

ThisManDoesTheReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd read this comic

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even better, you could write it.

VikingTeddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingman more like.

SecondFloorMonstro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind.

pike184 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Become accustomed to the belief that death is nothing to us. For all good and evil exists in sensation, and death is the cessation of all sensation. And therefore a right understanding that death is nothing to us makes the mortality of life enjoyable, not because it adds to an infinite span of time, but because it takes away the craving for immortality. For there is nothing terrible in life for the man who has truly comprehended that there is nothing terrible in life. So that the man speaks but idly who says that he fears death jot because it will be painful when it comes, but because it is painful in anticipation." - Epicurus

"I was dead for quite a long time before I was born, and it did not inconvenience me one bit." - Mark Twain.

I'm with you, mate.

KazeinHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dudlebob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckin metal

whoshdw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman is dead.

Iorith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Livingman.

carnageeleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of being in a horrible accident and living as a quadrapalegic. Or horribly brain damaged.

speelmydrink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huh, that's the last thing I'm worried about.

XiaoShuiLong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you fear death? You were never going to live forever.

ThisManDoesTheReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because I don't want to not be.

EpicHeracross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Think we've found /u/dirtyfacedkid 's sidekick.

DarthMurdok ยท 4894 points ยท Posted at 16:23:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

liquor_for_breakfast ยท 3622 points ยท Posted at 16:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AaaaAAAaaaaahhhh

Kempolazer ยท 2607 points ยท Posted at 16:37:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fighter of the Dayman?

lifeboundd ยท 1970 points ยท Posted at 16:38:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Champion of the... moon.

rockranger ยท 1551 points ยท Posted at 16:42:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're a master of taekwondo

lifeboundd ยท 1361 points ยท Posted at 16:44:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And rivalry!

pubeINyourSOUP ยท 1327 points ยท Posted at 16:51:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For nobody!

itswhywegame ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 18:18:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You all fucked it up, how could you.

crimzinchin ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 21:34:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goddammit dee, you stupid bitch

Renn_Capa ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 22:18:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You damn stupid bird!

Jimmy_Chimichangas ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:40:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Six feet you stupid bitch!

katon2273 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:35:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate Gin, Dee you bitch.

Jordan2610 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sqauuuuu

HunterTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FIGHT MILK SQUAAAA

BakulaSelleck92 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:27:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooooh you goddamn bitch.

le_anonamoose ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't think about the smell you stupid bitch!

swinging_ship ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The smell! You bitch!

allllen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"They took you Nightman, and you don't belong to them..." "They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands, and i miss you Nightman... so baaaaad." takes another hit off spray paint sock

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You look like a bird, dea

LAT3LY ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 18:39:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You must be new here

PineappleMcGee ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:19:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did fuck it up

and it was amazing

fission035 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What did they fuck up btw?

Yepmonster ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, that stupid bitch. Oh that bitch!

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:37:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you surprised that a user named /u/pubeINyourSOUP ruined something?

ReallyLily ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:04:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my fucking god. you guys NAILED IT!

Bread_loser ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:08:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This somehow infuriated me beyond belief.

Lordsputnick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:29:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This went very well it made me happy.

GoogleCrab ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stuff like this is why I keep coming back to reddit. God damn you guys, this was perfect. I'd give you all Gold if I wasn't so poor!

[deleted] ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 17:14:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:42:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...

Johnson475 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:49:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

,,,

berringerjeremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...

nman68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

;;;

NiobiumGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...

ToastyJames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:54:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

for everyone... nightman

Yarthkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman can't be a master of taekwondo, because Dayman (a master of karate) defeated him.

Music21 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

P

Neracca ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tang soo do

AIDSofSPACE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

\[T]/ ?

Redhotlipstik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!

Therearenopeas ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In the name the moon we will punish you!

CitySnitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the best episodes ever

DannersAU ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Matt Dayman?

Robinisthemother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fighter of Michael Nyman?

nissepik ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turns out I am Dayman..

theflamesweregolfin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:17:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's just the liquor talkin Mr. Lahey

2hoodrich4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuuuuuck ive got that sing in my head now!!!!

conitation ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Real monsters?

boomer98 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hooked on a Feeling?

_momspaghetti_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:55:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We come from the land of the ice and snow

WaterStoryMark ยท 499 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They took you, Nightman, and you don't belong to them.

[deleted] ยท 418 points ยท Posted at 17:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They locked me in a world of darkness, without your sexy hands.

SirDooDooBritches ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and I miss you nightman.. so baaaaaaad

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:17:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's with the spray paint, man? Uh, What's with your outfit, man? Why don't we put the curtains back up? No, no. What is going on up here? I never know, man.

Daylight! Yeah, I like that!

MrPoptartMan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:04:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They put so much thought into that show. Isn't he singing about uncle Jack?

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:10:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what the theory says at least. And Dayman is actually Mac (childhood friend, believes himself to be a master of karate). However, nothing is officially confirmed.

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:13:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

DanielSturridge15 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:40:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They both are singing about Mac

AdVictoremSpolias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm so that's why Mac was originally given the role of Dayman in the musical

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:16:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And I miss you Nightman...

PacSan300 ยท 457 points ยท Posted at 17:40:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta pay the troll toll to get to the boy's soul!

[deleted] ยท 353 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. But I feel like you're saying "boy's hole"

FECALFIASCO ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 20:04:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

boy's soul! that's what I said.

savesthedaystakn ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you chewing gum?

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:20:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

....spits gum in hand

ReverseFlazh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What did I say about gum!? NO GUM!

AdVictoremSpolias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's disrespectful...

estyll11 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:25:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the rape scene went well

barnesgia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean the "sexing from behind"?

amoliski ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:23:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, do you have a boner?!

...Shut up, dude, don't ruin this for me.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am going to smack everyone into tiny. Little. Pieces.

YosefTheBarbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is a spyder...spyder! Deep in my soul...soul!

B4XTER99 ยท 677 points ยท Posted at 17:05:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman, sneaky and mean Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Nightman

Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and I try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up and I become the Nightman

It's just two men sharing the night It might seem wrong But it's just right! It's just two men sharing each other It's just two men like loving brothers One on top and one on bottom One inside and one is out One is screaming he's so happy The other's screaming a passionate shout

It's the Nightman The feelings so wrong and right, man They're feeling so wrong and right, man

I can't fight you, man When you come inside me And pin me down with your strong hands And I become The Night The passionly passionate Nightman

[deleted] ยท 441 points ยท Posted at 18:44:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. I mean the first half of that song was kind of cool, but what's with the second half? It sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.

[deleted] ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 22:32:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What man?! Where are you getting that from?

gkbpro ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 02:38:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

ArgareVarg ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:51:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woosh

NoncreativeScrub ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get your mind out of the gutter man!

praisebetothedeepone ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 19:31:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's the point.

sadperson90 ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:43:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure he's just quoting Dennis after Charlie sings the song and not genuinely asking what's going on with the song.

get_the_reference_ ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:21:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The whooshing.

gemini86 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:46:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The whooshening

get_the_reference_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:55:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There can be only one whoosh.

ZombieSnake ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard from someone on Reddit that Charlie is singing about Uncle Jack here.

Kmon87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
laturner92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uncle Jack is the Nightman :(

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... We need a new frontman.

smellerbees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ugh. Of course its full of spiders and rape.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:41:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guessing you're the opposite of the master at karate and friendship for everyone?

LordOfTheChumps ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:12:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That feeling so wrong and right man.

DustyJimster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just two men sharing the night, it's so wrong but it feels so right

darcy_clay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:17:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fighter of the Dayman!

vanguard_DMR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ahhhhAHHHHHahhhhh

ChChChCherryBombb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BoysssssSoul

Kalipygia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shifty_coder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman?

torturousvacuum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rodvinsky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn you! I just got that song out of my head.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta pay the troll toll to get in this boys hole!

okaybigdick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

good night to you too man

SuitandThaiShit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i love this name

pachonga9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

G'night, buddy.

IM_DAY_MAN_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bring it

Era_krystian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goodnight lad

DafuqStonr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Solving crime before the 8 oclock news, and then it's bed.

secamTO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightmanman

PM-ME-UR-TITS-2-GIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You gotta pay the troll toll....

50ShadesOfDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

night to you too man xx

Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh boy, just, oh boy oh boy oh boy.

ANCEST0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Night, see ya tomorrow

georgie_best ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Night buddy x

B_sir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta pay the trooll toll to get into this boIIs Whole

CallistoCorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sneaky and mean

DuckDimmadome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sneaky and mean

indiapakbhaibhai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feeling so wrong and right man....

input_acorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am the Day Man

MuresMalum ยท 6093 points ยท Posted at 16:22:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman.

itseasytorecall ยท 2163 points ยท Posted at 16:24:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentwoman here. Haha

knot_my_dog ยท 4852 points ยท Posted at 16:26:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You two should get together then break up a short time later.

Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 2080 points ยท Posted at 17:47:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still a better love story than Twilight

Wheres_me_sac ยท 1331 points ยท Posted at 18:06:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now THATS a meme

Dalek456 ยท 786 points ยท Posted at 18:47:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now THAT'S what I call memes!

ErrantDebris ยท 864 points ยท Posted at 19:21:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now THIS is podracing!

AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 22:27:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

sanchopancho13 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:09:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And my axe!

_momspaghetti_ ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moms spaghetti

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

isaacms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here's the thing about memedaws...

czir1127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit waddup

EhhWhatsUpDoc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:56:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still got the factory sticker on it!

ifarmpigs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love your Robocop reference!

Hatedpriest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big money! Big prizes! I love it!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a movie

AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's from Robocop.

Dalek456 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:56:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're not even racing, you're just flying around!

ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:20:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thats not even flying! its just falling with style!

OhBoyPizzaTime ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:03:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For you.

HeftyJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhhhh, I think he's just doing a thing.

Vanish_7 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:23:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This guy watches Star Wars. UPVOTE.

coredumperror ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But he watches the prequels. DOWNVOTE.

Xmatron ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:15:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let's try spinning that's a good trick!

I_am_eating_a_mango ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:44:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I fucking hate sand!

WebLlama ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wow this was a v good thread im proud of u reddit

ErrantDebris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ur welcom

herecomesthemaybes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yippee!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now I'm pretty sure this shit ISN'T butter.

Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now THAT was the joke!

JZApples ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:35:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, we're memeing here.

Corporate_Loser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:42:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's working?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:00:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now, THIS IS SPARTA!

MpegEVIL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:16:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now THAT is Numberwang!

Bobloblawblablabla ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:19:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Iiits workiiing!

Future_Jared ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:17:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Volume 2537

Khalbrae ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:08:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It'sa gooda meme!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's some bad meme, Harry

Nevadadrifter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:42:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Volume XXXVII

mmoffitt15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Volume 94

JustJoeWiard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That high quality vintage meme! This thing is worth at least 400 upvotes.

CyberDagger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a spicy memebal-la!

Arffman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

actually is dolan

Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, yes. It has nothing to do with pictures that have text over them.

BuddhistNudist987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

giantzoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apply directly to the forehead

Lombardst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sry wot is that?

MinistryOfSpeling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out.

poopellar ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What year is it?

PhilW1010 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You've been on Reddit too long, it's already 2044.

Oh, and your boss called. You're fired.

Sidorakh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hold up. When exactly did I get a boss?

Leonnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And your mom died

PhilW1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, she is still kicking around at 86

DaBabySloth ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:38:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still a better love story than Olicity.

xFXx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still a better love story than Olicity.

ABProsper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Short of a romance like 120 Days of Sodom, its hard not be a better love story.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woah, what a meme!

dfschmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still a better love story than any of those that include Taylor swift.

iameveryone2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or Olicity

the_chilean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cant stop laughing

thebeautifulstruggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oldspice

JanSteen14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not movies

NineBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now that is a meme I have not seen in a long time.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why you have to be mad? Is only meme.

ZombieSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have no anger in my heart child, for your post shall bring me upvote in another thread.

On another shore, in another world, all is right.

Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And in a completely different world I have a 15 inch penis

ZombieSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah me too, but the problem with 15 inch penis world is that when everyone has a fifteen inch Dick, nobody does.

Also, have you ever climbed into bed only to realize that you put the sheets on sideways, because now your feet are poking out at the bottom? That's what sex is like.

Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife makes the bed.

ZombieSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I sleep in a racecar bed.

Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't sleep. Ever.

darcy_clay ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:18:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or they could noncommittally suggest the idea and leave it at that

DazeLost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SIR I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A COMMITMENT P--FUCK WAIT

-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What if they're not ready to commit to a breakup?

omnilynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Otherwise known as every comic book team up.

KillerInfection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even if they say they'll do it, I'm not sure they will commit doing it.

Farcrypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Breaking up sounds like too much of a commitment. Can we just see how we feel when we get there?

keeperofcats ยท 384 points ยท Posted at 16:39:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see you guys as being that unofficial duo. You both do your thing, fighting crime separately, but people assume you are a pair that are saving the city via divide and conquer. Then you both show up at the same fight, kick ass, and leave after some awkward words are exchanged.

itseasytorecall ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 16:45:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh. Great plot line. Can I use it for my writings? Haha!

keeperofcats ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 16:58:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Totally! Send me a link if you post it anywhere, or send it as a message. I'm curious about what you come up with. :)

Zentavion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:50:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you going to keep it with your feline hostages?

keeperofcats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:21 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They aren't hostages - I've given them a life style of pampering that they have become accustomed to.

Zentavion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:20:42 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe that's Stockholm Syndrome.

ASentientBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 5 days

AAzumi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 7 days

Darkwella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 7 days

borkula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit, are we doing odd numbers, or primes?

Omnomnomnonnom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 7 days

JeremoAF ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:37:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man and Commitment-Woman defeat yet another evil monster terrorizing the town, together, when Commitment-Woman decides to speak and dispel the silence they both tried desperately to prolong.
   "Wow, these things sure are easier with another person around!"
   He couldn't figure out where to rest his eyes, but finally upon meeting the eyes of his ironically unassociated counter part. "I think I know what you're trying to say and it's just not possible" Commitment-man replied.
  "Come again? I don't think I quite understand what you're getting at?" Commitment-woman seemed shocked by his response but in reality she didn't expect anything less from the indecisive hero she'd come to know from a distance.
 Knowing he needed to chooses his words wisely or quickly, he took the latter and rushed out the words, "we are moving too fast, I'm not ready for a sidekick." 
Stunned by what she had just heard Commitment-Woman showed her disgust with a stern look that demanded he know she wasn't thinking that at all. "Oh so since I'm the girl here I have to assume fighting together makes us a duo, and you the 'Big Hero'? Get off your high horse. I'm not looking for another man to think of me as his sidekick.."
Realizing all too late the gravity of his words he sighed and let out "look, I didn't mean it like that...."
Commitment-Woman had heard enough and began to fly off, but turns around after reaching the edge of Commitment-Man's ear shot to give him something to dwell on before leaving. "We should really consider protecting different cities if that's how you really feel..." and she proceeds to angrily jet off, leaving no time for a response to her bitter suggestion.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, they fight crime together but never officially form a team.

ISieferVII ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, a team comes with a lot of implications, expectations, etc. and what if there are other heroes out there that they'd form an even better team with, you don't want to be locked in with this team...

purpleflowersj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:19:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Sure you got him; I just took him out for you."

"Sure you took him out โ€“ his attention was on me!"

"A fact I exploited to do my job."

"My job, you mean."

"A simple 'thank you' will suffice."

"Thanks, but I don't need any help!"

"Whatever happened to 'ladies first'?"

"Well whatever happened to equal treatment?"

Villain: "Hey, look, the lady got me first..."

wham

RhysPeanutButterCups ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now kith?

johnnybiggles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BATTLE SCENE: As Commitmentman guiltfully shows up 27 minutes late to the battleground armed for annihilation of his enemy, he looks down to respond to the mild vibration coming from his belt clip: The screen is brightly lit on his communication device display which reads, "Heyyy sorry... my cat threw up all over my bed.. she's been sick. Maybe next Friday?"

COMMITMENTWOMAN'S LAIR: Netflix and a pint of ice cream

itseasytorecall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Change that Netflix to a good book and we're on. :)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey Katrina, I didn't realize you were on Reddit. You down for watching Netflix strictly as friends again next week?

itseasytorecall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Netflix and friends can actually go together in one sentence? Wow! Who knew? Haha

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She knows what's really up. She just can't say it.

brando444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

now kith.

ztun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Show us your tits.

X-espia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentwoman here. Haha

Commitmentgirl fifty that 4u

Hairbrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you the girl I'm hooking up with right now??

itseasytorecall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhh, no. I don't do commitments, but I don't do hook ups either.

Hairbrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fair. Then you aren't

CrispyJelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superhero name convention makes you commitmentgirl.

itseasytorecall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, right. I like the sound of that better too.

SMURGwastaken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're all commitmentwomen as far as I can tell

tapehead4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You wear a magic death-Ray ring, but it only works when you drop to one knee.

PhilW1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Their greatest weapon is their greatest weakness?

wolfbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Their greatest weapon is their greatest weaknees.

wordsworths_bitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his side kick.
Never learns from his mistakes and keeps jumping head first into relationships Boy.

I_need_proof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:29:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh Jesus, that describes me perfectly...

QuelaagFrostedFlakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ctrl-F'd my way to the best answer.

ultimatemanan97 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:44:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi Chandler

Lord_Anarchy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was going to say the same thing, but I was sure someone else would have claimed it first :p

ANorthman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was looking for this! know I don't have to type it myself.

FlexGunship ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There it is. Was going to reply with this but had to see if it was here.

BigGrayBeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Married for the only time in my forties. Yep. This is me.

PM_ME_A_STEAM_GIFT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can always just git reset.

literal-hitler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm responsibilityman, I feel like we should be members of the same team.

toodrunktomasturbate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say this, have an upvote!

mightbedylan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah +1

XOIIO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damnit, beat me to it.

bardoch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was my answer too lol

JeremoAF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I came here to comment this. Take my upvote along with my originality.

JediMemeLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SAME

Chode66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happiness and closeness man

Black_knight_owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was wondering when I'd find it

AutonomyForbidden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why is commitment scary to you?

TheKingCapital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmant

FreshlySqueezedBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his trusty sidekick, Intimacyboy!

50calPeephole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are not terrified of commitment- as a matter of fact you embrace commitment- You have committed to non-committance.

I tell this to my girlfriend of 10 years frequently. We're in a very committed relationship.

sismit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, Keith, you'll be fine.

shitghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

Dedj_McDedjson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leader of the Commit-men.

Kinda, sorta, if he has to and you nag him enough.

"I suppose I'll do it then"

[deleted] ยท 1939 points ยท Posted at 16:38:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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mankiller27 ยท 1007 points ยท Posted at 16:45:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should get together with a bunch of other people with that fear and be the Seamen.

poopellar ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 18:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They all can take up home in a giant box. Where more and more of these sea-men come and join in.

pielover928 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:33:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We'll call it the come box

ggggtotalwarrior ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 19:05:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something OP's mom.

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:23:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sick burn, bro.

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:23:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Weeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooweeeeeoooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooweeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo!

ArgumF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You clever little

Sirhuffnpuff ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something something broken arms...

Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

something something, broken arms

bokan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:45:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never been more proud to be a reddit veteran. * sniffles *

WayofalexGaming ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:03:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

every goddamn thread

Sirpotatoix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And reproduce and have white lids that turn black after a while

Disney_Reference ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cumbox

RogueMonkalot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pls no

Anarroia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No. Just no... No more.

Hellendogman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's seaman box just doesn't roll off the tongue like a cum box does...

XXVIIMAN ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And then every nine months one of them builds up the courage to exit the box. Of course, it's Jerry. Jerry doesn't use the door. Jerry just tears a while in the ceiling and climbs out.

-del2phi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're all coming to the giant box.

We'll call it the come box.

Golden-Sun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't sure if Meta joke or play on the other meaning of box...

NerdyTortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

then the fire nation attacked

DeathlyKitten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Hot Seamen

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But those are led by Sheldon Cooper!

heppecj22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seamen squad

theslutbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"there are dozens of us"

Turtledonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I volunteer to drive the Seamen Delivery Mechanism.

GKinslayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And their headquarters would be called the submarine.

KennyWells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not seaman, it's sea-man. https://youtu.be/wYkq037wPoE

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and live in a submarine together

Positron311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aka Somali Pirates.

bottlebowling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Better yet, hot sea-me-" "Hot cops sounds good."

link_fuck_up_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, thats called the Navy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tobias?

tytycoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MadTapirMan ยท 352 points ยท Posted at 18:19:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean OCEANMAN?

Pucciogaeshi ยท 266 points ยท Posted at 18:32:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

T A K E M E B Y T H E H A N D

Paralititan ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 18:45:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LEAD ME TO THE LAND

[deleted] ยท 379 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[removed]

KmKiero ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:23:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can you see through the wonder of amazement, at the oberman!

insertinternethere ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie is coming back to me. Good times.

Ru71kl0l5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The memories man!

AlwaysDefenestrated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait Ween is in the SpongeBob movie?

insertinternethere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man played in the end credits

fireork12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's on Netflix.

Thatsnowconeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no not really

hobbesnoob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always wondered how I'd get cancer

MasterCyconide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I really feel like rewatching the Spongebob movie.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PRRR PRRR PRRR DJ KHALED! I GOT THE KEYS

DJ_Khaled_Best ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go buy your whole family houses.

Wrest216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STOP STOP STOP WE ALREADY DID THAT TODAY.....

annoyingone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, more like largemassofwaterman

Pichiii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ

HopermanTheManOfFeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, you heard him right.

kevie3drinks ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 17:02:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swallow, Come!

thecricketnerd ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:40:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His pet/sidekick bird?

the_bacon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:24:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah - south park did it

thecricketnerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, so it's a reference

h0bb1tm1ndtr1x ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:21:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Simpsons did it.

ScarletVillain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:20:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
orcscorper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:12:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe he just said that! - Moses

kevie3drinks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:48:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhm... A giant stone John Wilkes Boothe?

Koolballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cum!!#

Future_Jared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you'd hang out with Jesus, Mohammed, and the other Super Best Friends?

UltimateDracoMeteor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you in a league with Joseph Smith, Krishna, Muhammad, Buddha, Jesus, Lao Tzu, and Moses?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody here owned a dreamcast. And if they did they didn't smoke enough pot

parallellines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, what's wrong fuzzy?

HeWentToJared91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SAILORS.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

so ocean man

LegendOfPublo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oceanman

HorriblyCrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So salty

chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Find other Men like you and do a SeaMen convention, you know, for support.

yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I sea what you did there!

Drafo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey look! Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back!

RaviTejaAnu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And you can multiply into Sea-Men?

Henrycf118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

salty-sea-man

NewUser5391 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd make an excellent Arsenal goalkeeper though

Ya_Zakon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swallow! Come!

galactapotamus ยท 10267 points ยท Posted at 16:34:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Left Alone at the Supermarket as a Child-Man

kaenneth ยท 3656 points ยท Posted at 17:00:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

a feral child, raised by a pack of wild shopping trolleys

Exploding_Antelope ยท 793 points ยท Posted at 17:07:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Write a book.

The Walmart Book, a classic collection of stories by Rudyard Kaenneth

kaenneth ยท 384 points ยท Posted at 17:32:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NNJAxKira ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:30:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The internet is a truly amazing place

TheAwesomeMort ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was gorgeous!

wardrich ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:48:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you just outsource you book?

kaenneth ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:29:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, the concept was there, but there was no story I had to tell with it.

pumpkinrum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:29:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fantastic.

HelmuthG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When shit gets real

SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit you struck karma gold on that one. Good on you

KetchupGuy1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
12Carnation ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:04:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:21:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nico-Wonderdust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feral child abandoned in a supermarket? That's got to be "Wolf Of Walmart" right?

ComradeRoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Since I still haven't seen the movie, exactly how do feral children relate to the Wolf of Wall Street?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black friday.

Buy everything you can pry from cold dead hands for next to nothing and sell it on the Internet for inflated prices to unsuspecting chumps.

Pootanium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, a jingoist in a Wal Mart.

Subs2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

trolleys

Found the Brit

GreanEcsitSine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bastard Bascart Bastion.

___AhPuch___ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feralchildrenman

felixar90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bubbles?

opunderscore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot the 'man'

twodogsfighting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of the Brentford snail boy.

WhatTheBeeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

-man

Thereconraccoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha nice

Skyhighgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When your mom leaves you at the checkout as the cashier is ringing your items through-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tromulus and tremus?

Adama0001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's gonna ring you u0 and then call for a cleanup on aisle 10

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These two comments are all I need from this thread.

Heyello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FEEL THE META

Fromanderson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I kinda want to hear that story.

rikjames90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

from the makers of sausage party

[deleted] ยท 811 points ยท Posted at 18:35:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being left by your mom in line at the supermarket and then the cashier gets to you before mom comes back and you don't know what to do man

galactapotamus ยท 283 points ยท Posted at 18:39:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

excuse me a moment going into catatonic state

YipRocHeresy ยท 328 points ยท Posted at 22:56:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, why do moms do this? Do they know not how anxiety provoking this is? Did their parents never do this to them and they've just never experienced it? Also just get all your fucking groceries before you check out. Fuck you mom.

[deleted] ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 00:27:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can leave me outside on my own to wander the land. But god damn don't leave me alone in the grocery store.

Dreamcast3 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grocery stores are terrible, horrific places whose only purpose is torment and torture those who attempt to enter its unholy depths.

Also, they have Pop Tarts.

Grifter42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:29:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We risk everything for the pop tarts and the pizza rolls.

Dreamcast3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:57:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The foundation on which modern society was ultimately built on.

Grifter42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And that which it may collapse upon.

win32ce ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I took my friend's kid to Disney and I made him a card with my picture, name and cellphone to show an employee if we got separated. This made him terrified we were going to get separated. He almost wouldn't go.

Bakunetsu ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:09:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Next time just slap it on his back with duct tape, and don't tell him

win32ce ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:13:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I learned a lot about kids on that trip

mazbrakin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When we went to Disneyland I gave my daughter a my little pony slap band to wear that had our names and phone number written on the inside.

YipRocHeresy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aww poor guy. This is actually a really good idea. Good on you!

actual_factual_bear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:02:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the things some people will do to get out of going to Disney...

fleuvage ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:30:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had talks with my kids about what to do if we were separated in stores or on vacation (my advice was: always find a lady in a store and ask her to help you-- they're the best bet for actual help).

One time, in a large US city, I asked them "what would you do if we got separated here?" just as a problem-solving discussion. My eldest asked me, "Mom, are you going to leave us somewhere?" They were about 12 and 9 at the time. Poor kids-- it really hadn't occurred to me that they were fearful whereas I thought we were learning life skills...

win32ce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:57 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh no! Hug moment.

I tell my nephews to grab the nearest adult and ask for help. 99% of the world wouldn't hurt a kid but waiting around looking helpless will attract the 1% (or less than 1% I hope). I read similar advice from a police study about women stranded on a freeway.

conquer69 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:24:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom always did this shit. I talked to my sister about it and she mentioned the same thing.

__LordNibbler__ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They think they'll be fast enough

BoomerKeith ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I tried to do that to my youngest son when he was about 7. I just needed to run and grab milk. I took off toward the dairy products, opened the door and grabbed a gallon. The door closed, I turned around and my kid is standing there. The look on his face was priceless. It was like "There's no way in hell I was gonna wait there alone".

I wanted to be mad, but I couldn't.

YipRocHeresy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:03:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't have the courage that your kid did. For me, it was quite a dilemma. Like my mom left me there to "guard" the groceries but on the other hand there was nothing I could do if the cashier finished ringing everything up. So what was the pointing of having me stand there? I felt so helpless and useless.

BoomerKeith ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, I know the feeling. It happened to me more than once as a kid (one very traumatic McDonald's episode too). It didn't even cross my mind that my son would feel that way, I figured I would be so fast that I'd be back with plenty of time to spare. He didn't seem to give it any thought and just went with his gut.

YipRocHeresy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like your kid. Now knock it off with abandoning your child at the cash register! I'm only kidding, sort of.

PaintDrinkingPete ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:47:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom did this to me, but I always took advantage and would try to sneak candy and gum into the mix while she was gone.

YipRocHeresy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:48:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah you were a smart little bugger. I didn't think of that! So many missed opportunities.

substandardgaussian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, use your children as living placeholders for you and your needs. There's no way that won't harm them emotionally or psychologically.

YipRocHeresy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/u/Ctauegetl responded to the same comment with this:

You'd be surprised how fast you forget your childhood.

So which is it guys?

PM_ME_UR_LIBRARY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this something kids really worry about?

Man, I feel old.

nomnomnomnomRABIES ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Settle down you whiny little bitch!

TFiPW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but mooooooooooooom

Ctauegetl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd be surprised how fast you forget your childhood.

cloud3321 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:03:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck you mom.

Well you know I did heh

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:11:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg I thought I was an idiot for feeling this way ...

Once she left to get god knows what toothpaste, and I was left there (maybe 9 then) alone , I was so nervous the cashier lady told me would I like to sing a song. I told her I don't have a girlfriend yet so I haven't practiced singing to girls , but she said it's okay I'll be your gf for today.

I was pretty red cheeked n quiet the whole day after that. Didn't see her around after that, so I guess she must have been a temp worker, and I got dumped on the first day

rockangel312 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lololololololollll

timidforrestcreature ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:39:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You physically act as a bouncer for your moms goods and dont let people sneakily try to start checking in their items by getting close and making eye contact with cashere to put your stuff on hold, obviously.

WaffleFoxes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:23:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mother did this to me at the AIRPORT. "I'm gonna just run out for a quick smoke" - never mind she had to come back through security. Meanwhile the gate agent keeps saying "last call for flight 123. Last call!"

OuttaSightVegemite ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god. I'm 28 and I still don't know what to do when this happens..."Uh, my mum's just gone to get...I mean, she's the one with the money, you know?..Uh, hopefully she'll be back....Oh, wait, there she is!"

AchingAss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God damnit this.

My parents did this shit all the time.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Me too. Mom always forgot things to check that were in some advertisement. Then she came fucking late once I was already putting the stuff back into the waggon and she came at the last second.

Then there were multiple times I was crying because I couldn't get something (sweets? I don't remember). She just sneaked away to hide behind some coupbords till I panicked and stopped crying to look for her. Some customers apparently had pity with me because they asked her if she shouldnt be comforting me. She was of the opinion that I needed to be ignored until I stop crying so she just kept on hiding. She also left me behind multiple times I marveled at some devises. Then I noticed no one is there I searched the store but she had already paid and waited outside the store angrily gesticulating for me to come one I saw her

Huitzilopostlian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife and my mom do this all the time, I bet they both do it so I get stuck with the bill.

mekquiem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just let the guy behind you go first?

Not_A_Korean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was always terrified by this but it never happened.

SAGNUTZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like you may have a story. If so, post it to /r/TalesFromRetail and get some karma for your pain!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol I've worked retail for the past five years, that sub is my home away from home.

zoomer296 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom did this once. I bought a Mountain Dew and walked outside.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:44:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and his side kick, what if dad did this on purpose to laugh at you freaking out again-boy!

CapeBretonBeh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:31:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being left alone at the supermarket man-child

ExoticExotractor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Child-Man

y2jasper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

or to be even more specific

"Told to Stay in the Checkout Line While Mom Goes to Get Something" Man

TopherCully ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"AbandonMan"

timidforrestcreature ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What to do with my hands man

intensely_human ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is I, Being-pursued-around-a-kitchen-table-by-hungry-wolves-while-wearing-socks-on-a-freshly-waxed-floor Man!

Psychodelli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mother used to run away from me when I tried catching up with her at the super market. She'd speed walk away while saying "no, no, this isn't my child! Someone come get this boy he's not mine." Looking back it's hilarious, but as a crying four year old I'd have an existential crisis and wonder if I really did have a mother.

diablo_pequeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catching me mid wank man.

kevinhaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being left at the register while my mom goes to get something she forgot-man.

chrom_ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We can just shorten that to child-man right?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Child-men tend to be immature and irresponsible

Justmadeit12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

Ekrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom just needs to go get one more item and will be back to the line soon -man

Zaro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lostman

spasticpatty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This happened to me! They called my name over the intercom, when I got to the Customer Service area someone says, "your mother left, she said carry this home.", and slams a gallon of milk on the counter.(we didn't have a car, about a mile from home). Good times.

G_Peccary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Punky, is that you?

pnot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can no longer shop happily!

CodenameBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But aren't you grown now? Why is that still a fear?

opacities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With the power to immediately assume the fetal position!

SquiddyTheMouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mum actually tried to leave me in a shop once when I was 5 because I refused to put my shoes back on. The thing is though, my feet were blistered and bleeding because of these stupid bright pink plastic shoes she made me wear that day. And she wanted me to put them back on. So she told me to go to the toy aisle, and she would come and get me when it was time to go.

I went to the toy aisle and waited there for a very long time, then I started to get worried because of how long it had been, so I went up to the customer service desk to see if she was around the front of the store, and one of the workers did that announcement thing and said "Mother's Name, can you please come to the service desk, your child is here waiting for you". Then, I saw her walking out of the store, so I ran over to her and asked her why she was leaving me, and she said it was because I was embarassing her.

I honestly have no idea what would have happened if I didn't see her leaving.

handmemybriefcase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At least you weren't left at the Grand Canyon.

redpiano82991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You will teach your enemies your fear.

Soggy_Pronoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Been there dude....

Thornscape86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandon-Man!

Shifty03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Left Alone At the Supermarket Checkout Because Your Mum Has Run To Grab One More Thing But Hasn't Come Back In Time And You're Just Standing There With No Money And Everyone Is Looking At You - Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats a fear that never goes away, your safezone just gets bigger as you get older

judas1123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aka Man-Child

urbanpsycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Left Alone at the Supermarket as a Man-Child.. AKA Ben Stiller.

KKlear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Left Alone at the Supermarket as a Man-Child

wheresmycake ยท 1815 points ยท Posted at 16:20:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ExGirlfriend-man

Wiseguy72 ยท 1252 points ยท Posted at 17:39:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You were given your power when you accidentally stuck your dick in a radioactive crazy.

wargamer620 ยท 353 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and then radioactive crazy bit him, really really hard on the dick

Wiseguy72 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:22:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She was just a pawn in the larger crime syndicate known as "The Cosmopolitans," whom ExGirlfriend-man now opposes.

PM_UR_NUDE_BODY ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually physically felt that...

DerpYoshi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With her vag?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then he stabbed her in the eye with a fork.

Satans_Jewels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With her pussyteeth

somecallmemike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That movie was fucked

-iLoveSchmeckles- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What movie? I'm not typing pussy teeth in Google.

Vampire-Koifish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MonsieurHedge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my favourite movies of all time.

Vagina Punisher. Fucking incredible.

hodge91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Barry is that you

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectile disfunction man Flaccid penis man

theredneckredditor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it bad that I like the radioactive crazy? I think they are a lot of fun.

JoeBroski09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here comes the Ex-girlfriendMan! He used to be a talk show host until he was bitten in the penis by a radioactive super star!

chosenamewhendrunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still worth it.

shazarakk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F913 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Accidentally".

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You need to start the Ex-Men!

Oh, wait.

DrMobius0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You think there's an MtoF support group by that name? I'm not trans, but if I was, I think this would be the single best name.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:38:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super powers include coping with highly awkward situations, putting on a brave face and listening to endless amount of bs that you don't need to know.

mindfulwolf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Today, at appx: 11:32 AM Pacific Standard Time, I was sitting in a cafe. A tall girl walked in, and in that moment, I transformed into this man, and wielded the powers of headphones and feigned intense concentration to pretend I did not see her enter. But I had met my match. With a wave in my sightline, my powers were subdued and I was forced to acknowledge her presence as well as my 5 year old unresolved resentments and regrets.

why do we fall

wheresmycake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

why do we fall - Whiskey dick Master Wayne, it's called whiskey dick.

Checker88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same thing happened to me today, brother. Stay strong. <3

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-Man

FYFY

Kylearean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Starring Paul Rudd, Steve Carrell, and Nicki Minaj

ChunkyDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlfriend-Boy

wheresmycake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, that's more of a first-time-in-prison thing...

xXISCOPEIXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Almost as good as Dr. Girlfriend

JamesTheJerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better than Boogeyman-man.

hizperion ยท 3536 points ยท Posted at 16:25:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

penisgirl

Wiseguy72 ยท 2282 points ยท Posted at 16:48:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your enemies:

  • The Phalus Five
  • The Roman Centurion warrior from the past Erectus Maximumus
  • Dr. Edward D. Ropepusher
rapiddevolution ยท 1306 points ยท Posted at 17:02:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Roman Centurion warrior from the past Erectus Maximumus

you mean Biggus Dickkus?

[deleted] ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 18:18:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:36:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

StoleThisFromYou ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the people's front of judea! Splitters!

TheHorsesWhisper ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a widdle weird

OuttaSightVegemite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it's vewwy widdle.

xkombatikusx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:35:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you know what is wifes name was?

BarfMeARiver ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:31:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incontinentia.

Incontinentia BUTTOCKS!

xkombatikusx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:23 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Absolute classic Monty python. I wish those guys would release a new movie.

BarfMeARiver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:43 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I absolutely agree. I wish they were still making films!

porkchopsamwiches ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:29:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

frow him to the fwoor rhuffwy!

Anesan2654 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Umm... Wut.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's from Monty Python's Life of Brian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

[deleted] ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 17:47:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He has a wife you know?

lbeaty1981 ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes, Incontinentia.

Hutchythesmall ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 19:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incontinentia buttocks?

ethanyama ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incontentian de buttocks?

DonQuixotel ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incontinentia Glutea Maxima?

TheDemonCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incontinentia

Pizzaman1128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you know what she's called?

VerbableNouns ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 17:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biggus Dickkus?

Is he the one that worships the God Testecles Erectuse?

Lebor ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nope just a reference from the Life of Brian, sorry if you knew that and I just did not catch your pun tho

Trevorisabox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you change the ending on "big" to -issimus it changes it to mean "biggest" bigissimus

PowerPritt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah sounds greek to me, must be another villain :/

lifeboundd ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:38:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you think it's funny when I say.. Biggus.... Dickkus????

booksblanketsandtea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biggus Dickkus

PfFffFfffffFfffhhht

_idkidc_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:11:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hugh Mungus

Viciuniversum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, he means Hugh Mungus

PlanetMustafar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait 'till Biggus Dickus hears of this

Chinksta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, that is his friend's name, his real name is Hugh Mungus.

Galbatross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think he means Dickatus Buttakis

Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thats the Greek butchering of the name

torsoboy00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his sidekick Sextus Longinus.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Testicles

AboveDisturbing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his right hand man, Testicles

ThesaurusRex84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

stifled snickering

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or his Greek cousin Dicarus

KizziV ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:00:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, Doctor Trojan and Denizen Durex.

Wiseguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PromagnumMan

scoyne15 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:11:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Richard P. Ropepusher?

TooMad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:26:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Sidekick

The Poker

Innate distrust

Starinight69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:46:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hugh G. Rection

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HUGH RECTION WOT?!

Mycareer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Roman Centurion warrior from the past Erectus Maximumus

You mean....TROJAN MAN?

ThePyroPython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No Trojan Man is really Erectus Protectus

JanJonDijonMustard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot "The Red Rocket"

Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

True. The Phallus Five need to travel in style.

TeamJim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would Cocktimus Prime be on her side? What about Cockasaurus Rex, the horniest of all the dinosaurs?

Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They would be among her stiffest opposition.

DinerWaitress ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His initials are ED - it's probably not that bad.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was wondering why they didnt go with Richard.

DinerWaitress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Missed opportunity for sure

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, no im sorry I was unclear. Mine is cliche. Picking up on the ED thing is actually pretty clever. That is the reason its not Richard. Kudos.

Dmaias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the phalus five is a reference to berserk? If so, holy shit you're right to be afraid.

Phister_BeHole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget Gonad the Barbarian.

That_Canadian_Eh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Trojan Man

Roflitos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about the almighty Hugh Mongus?

adalious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:50:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"โ€ข The Roman Centurion warrior from the past Erectus Maximumus"

The hero Testiclees and his side kick Scrotus!

Pezmage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The leader of the Phalus Five - Mike Cogsyuge

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the Giant One-Eyed yogurt Flinger.

Or That Homeless Man OnThe Train.

xlinkedx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aka "Double D. Ropepusher" or "Double D" so named for his twin penii

Draniei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectus Maximumus

"Upright greatest"? That's a lame name.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectile dysfunction boy.

not-sure-if-serious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about Dr. Richard Peter Weiners DDS?

mike_rob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget the villainous Doc Cock.

Hypertroph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HUGH MUNGUS WOT???

Lazaruspit1993 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And what of the Ancient Greek warrior Testicles? (Pronounced testiclees)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And any member of the porn industry.

falk0nn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also Richard...

JeIIyDM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And the roman god of male fertility Priapus?
And catullus' ex, Lesbia

viperex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Edward D. Ropepusher

E. D. Ropepusher

I see what you did there

Seeyouyeah ยท 6539 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ay gurl u wan some exposure therapy

nmkd ยท 2083 points ยท Posted at 17:04:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitposting done right

Seeyouyeah ยท 928 points ยท Posted at 17:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it

Edit: if anyone else says "hard job FTFY" I'm gonna slap a bitch

ascetic_lynx ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 17:43:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The shitposting life didn't choose me, i chose the shitposting life

Seeyouyeah ยท 400 points ยท Posted at 18:01:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, you think shitposting is your ally. But you merely adopted shitposting; I wasย bornย in it, moulded by it.

[deleted] ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 18:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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22bebo ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:58:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was wondering what would break first: Your memes or your body!

MrPocky14 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:21:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When the forum lies in ashes, then you have my permission to die.

h0bb1tm1ndtr1x ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hang his history where the world can see.

fireh0use ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is beautiful

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:21:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to be a shitposter like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is actually true for some of us

EngiDaBoss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

now thats just bane posting

TCV2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now this is podracing.

Rockonfoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a shit post

Seeyouyeah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fight me irl m8

Rockonfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok I'm at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

Vilks_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no u

supercheetah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ew

BobbyCock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did you get so good?

Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Years of chatting shit

Sgt_Patman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't choose the shitposting life, I chose no life, and shitposting is just a side effect.

KCchemist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a tough hard job but somebody's got to do it

FTFY

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Seeyouyeah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

UltimateInferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay. Go find someone with a dick.

AchillesSonofTragedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He might face stiff competition

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a hard job, but someone's got to do it.

FTFY

Shimme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a hard job but somebody's got to do it

chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We can all chip in. Let's help out a fellow redditer.

Cognito_Ergo_Sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hard job*

BZLuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hard job.

How did you miss that opportunity?

Pseudonymico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*hard job

Ftfy

LEEVINNNN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a hard job

FTFY

jambola2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hard job

FTFY

Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha! Get a load of this guy!

wargamer620 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's a tough job hard job but somebody's got to do it

ftfy

Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2.

involving considerable difficulty or hardship; requiring great determination or effort.

"the training has been quite tough"

synonyms:arduous,ย onerous,ย strenuous,grueling,ย exacting,ย difficult,demanding,ย hard,ย taxing,ย tiring,exhausting,ย punishing,ย laborious,stressful,ย back-breaking,ย Herculea

wargamer620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it was a bad pun, because the whole exposure therapy for penisgirl thing

Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhh I fucked up. GG.

wargamer620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

its okay, Ive done that before

Steven_Cheesy318 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a legitimate joke, not shitposting. As a mother, I know the difference.

JACdMufasa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:06:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't speak to me or my son ever again.

AldersRazor ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:44:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hey its me ur psychologist

poopellar ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:22:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2 smooth

DrMobius0 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:16:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

someone should erect a monument in this guy's name

Capcombric ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:30:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ay gurl you wanna help me erect this monument nahmsayin

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A huge, throbbing obelisk.

Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i do at least three times a day

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:38:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahahaha. Good stuff.

AngrySeniorCitizen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:17:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for volunteering, it's good to start them off small.

gwiss ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:26:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This guy fucks.

diraniola ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was that a triple entendre?

aceskeleton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indecent exposure therapy

SPARTONmAn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guarantee that has been said before by some dude, deep within the bowels of New Jersey.

snappyirides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just had flashbacks to American Horror Story

Dont-believe-this ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:02:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You and /u/hurray_for_candy have the same phobia.

Hurray_for_Candy ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:09:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a lie. I love penises!

Squallify ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RIP inbox

Dont-believe-this ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:28:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hurray_for_Candy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like the speed with which you whipped that out.

Vinnie_Vegas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:45:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like the speed with which you whipped that out.

I mean...

Hurray_for_Candy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:00:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm nothing if not easy.

_BindersFullOfWomen_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's what she said

hizperion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we would make a great team then

DazeLost ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your special move could be called the Cock Blocker

Penis_Owner ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:02:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I'm your arch-nemesis then.

TheRickSanchez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn.... User name checks out.

kangarooninjadonuts ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:35:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd like me, there isn't much to be afraid of.

Oh, I've made myself sad :(

truthdoctor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why are you afraid of penises?

Kalipygia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooh ooh, I can be your sidekick.

Psdjklgfuiob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the_logic_engine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ah, penisbanditman's cousin

mathematicmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you want your enemies to share your dread?

liammurphy007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would Smallpenisman be a friend or foe?

ThirtyWize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lez-be honest about penises for a sec...

Ser_Rodrick_Cassel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

haha whoosh

intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd read this comic.

pspetrini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd fit in in Thailand.

wicked-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would you like to try immersion therapy?

L-ephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This name may actually cause you more problems in that area.

Damiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A penisgirl has no name...

CrimsonSmear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If Batman is afraid of bats and dresses up as a bat because of it, what would your superhero costume look like?

AutonomyForbidden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What scares you about a penis?

Wastelandherox9x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penisgirl is a futanari I presume.

Sidorakh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This.. sounds like something I'd call /u/vargasa871 in for

Vargasa871 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's my type of super hero. Heroine? Um...?

pulkitmaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peniswoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

girl penis=best penis

starkillerrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe the politically correct term is futa

HopermanTheManOfFeel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why're you afraid of women with penises?

(No but seriously, why are you afraid of penises?)

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:17:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey its me penisgirl2

[deleted] ยท 2251 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Wiseguy72 ยท 1251 points ยท Posted at 17:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your enemies would be:

  • Captain Headlights
  • Roadkiller
  • The Lady Poacher
  • The Vengeful Bambi
[deleted] ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 18:12:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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PThompson509 ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 20:31:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paging /u/Shitty_Watercolour or /u/AWildSketchAppeared

Please come to a white courtesy telephone. :)

cartoptauntaun ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 01:50:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm neither of those two legends, and it's been awhile since I put anything in a sketchbook, but I'm sitting here helping my sister with a paper, so what the heck. Hope this satisfies the collective reddit vision /u/wiseguy72 /u/randyraspberry

http://i.imgur.com/j349Nrj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/W5YRLfN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6yDWTeV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MTLzaBv.jpg

Wiseguy72 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:53:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those are awesome! Especially Captain Headlights.

Your Roadkiller is waaaay better than what I was thinking.

unevolved_panda ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:16:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can I just say I'm loving your replies all over this thread?

mjmannella ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bambi's trying to flip me the bird

PhoneAltCauseFuck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think that's a knife! Adventure Time deer hands.gif cause I'm on mobile

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:18:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Road killer really speaks to me

HorseLove19 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those were really good

MRHURLEY86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:59:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roadkiller needs a damn TV show!

frivvifox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vengeful Bambi is so scary omg D:

notapoke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I personally am very satisfied, especially with Captain Headlights

PThompson509 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brilliant!

Keep this up and those two will definitely be worrying. :)

Dog_dreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like your cartooning style. Nice work!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Killed it. I like your style, keep it up.

AAzumi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THESE ARE AMAZING!

vaatra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely keep doing these. You're gonna be legendary.

Odd-One ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:13:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Give me Hamm on white, and hold the Mayo"

BDMayhem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You want me to have an abortion.

Odd-One ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:32:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man I quit the wrong day to quit huffing glue...

chili01 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:41:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't assume a courtesy telephone's color!

ManicExpressive ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:12:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

triggered

payperplain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The white phone is for emergencies the red phone is for courtesy calls.

PThompson509 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.

payperplain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just wanted to let you know that we're all counting on you. Good luck.

MrPocky14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:24:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The vengeful Bambi would be awesome and funny as hell.

TGrady902 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is Vengeful Bambi super buff and kinda looks like Rambo in your imagination? He is in mine.

Kobluna ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where's r/nowitsadndmonsterwhen you need it?

Bagel_Mode ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You the real MVP of this thread.

ryan2point0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

-Jihad Doe

-Underhill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roadkiller actually sounds like a solid crazed redneck villain.

Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was actually thinking of Cletus as I wrote it so...yes exactly.

Methane_superhero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emodeer, the deer constantly jumping in your way to end it all

stillragin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bambibambino is the other name.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're really rolling in the points from this post :p I've seen like 5 comments from you and they all have like 300* pts!

actual_factual_bear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fun fact: Bambi was a boy

TheFirstAI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killbil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The wandering deer with no eyes (to reflect your headlights) - man

RHJ44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His sidekick could be deer whistle boy

Shadow_Ent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FluffyUnicorns27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Other than the vengeful bambi, the rest almost seem like alies.

november_republic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:53 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot Kid Venison.

Kalipygia ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 17:53:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi I'm Involuntary-Manslaughter Woman. We can never carpool.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanslaughter

FTFY.

Caticature ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:40:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or as you will be known when you're old and cranky: Suddenly Appearing Dear Woman.

I can picture you already, driving like mad through town, screaming at other old grannies who suddenly step into the street.

D4ri4n117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hunting season is great because they all leave my part of the state for a bit

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bet this is your favorite time of year.

jhutchi2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me and my dad drove up to Ithaca to visit Cornell back when I was getting ready to apply for college. We had to make the trip in a day so we drove up at like 3 am. He said it was the scariest ride of his life, because you don't see the deer until you're passing them. And there were a LOT of deer.

ZooEnthusiast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:54:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As an Australian that makes me Captain Kangaroo.

Fuckers kamikaze at us all the time.

timetravlrfromthepst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have to drive up a long mountain road to go to class. The deer there are abundant, so I have had plenty of scares. It's worse going down, specially at night. I share your fear.

wizdum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Especially (? Uggh why is that word so annoying ?)

timetravlrfromthepst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Specially or especially?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is That a Hog About to Dart Out at Me or a Bush In the Darkness woman.

We can be friends.

Bevlar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Read this then found this in my feed.

Deer jumps into woman's car - https://gfycat.com/UnsteadySeparateAbalone

Garfield_M_Obama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like this. I think more superheros should have a subtitle that explains the details of their particular circumstances much like a 19th century novel.

SpartanPride52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, Pennsylvania.

dottmatrix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a man who has hit a deer with 60% of all vehicles he's ever owned, I feel your pain.

alexisdr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hittingananimalwoman

I have gotten out of the car and walked the rest of the way home because two off leash dogs were in our alleyway.

brythefrenchfry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At first I thought your fear was suddenly transforming into a deer..

gwc81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UP?

rockangel312 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always let out a weird noise when this happens.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heck yes. There are certain roads I just avoid for that reason

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chester county?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh...hi im soxiallyawkwardpartiallybecauseimdesperateforanyconnection guy

H-h-hows it going g-gurl heh ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿค“

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I appreciate the gesture but I really am isolated with nothing happening in my life.

Joe234248 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life takes time, man. A lot of us are there with you

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, I've killed my fair share with the grill guard. Almost hit a buck on my motorcycle riding home one night. Managed to skid around him at about 45 on a dirt road.

damnWarEagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously! I live in Texas out in the middle of nowhere and I've had deer, cats, possums, skunks, and armadillos pop out while I'm trying to drive home. The deer are obviously the scariest

Enriquehotpantz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in a fairly rural area and the only deer I've ever hit was, smack-dab in the middle of an industrial park in a college town that's near by!

snowballshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Knock back a few tall boys and those fuckers just bounce off, and you will feel better when you get out and see your totalled front end.

ATexanInMichigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hunting season about to start here in Michigan, you can tell the deer are already on edge.

Dr_Freedman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Solution: get a bigass rambar on the front of your car.

SourceOfProtein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suddenly-appearing-deer-woman-woman

-aRTy- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know this one?

ChimpVision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
flashmedallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm now terrified of a suddenly-appearing Deer-Woman

wartornhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After hitting a deer and totalling my car... I have the same stress... My heart jumps into my throat if I see one even on the side of the road. They are like cockroaches... you see one there are like 10 more around the next bend standing in the middle of the road.

Keiyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look up deer whistles! I used to live in MT and had them on my bumper, never had a deer jump in front of me despite lots of highway driving.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oye vey, I feel you, especially on my motorcycle.

Joe234248 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like Virginia Dare?

Werelowongas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Driving at night gives me such bad anxiety, because deer. I can be driving around in town and those mother fuckers are going to run into the side of my car as im going 20mph.

themusicliveson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend once hit a deer but ended up just stunning it, so I'm pretty sure he could now become your sidekick known as Disoriented Deer Trapped In My Car man.

Keykatriz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so glad the area I'm usually in doesn't have this issue, but I am friend who lives about 15-20 minutes into the woods and driving home on that road at night is terrifying. Even with brights on you can't see much.

Ambassador_Antlers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bet jimmy just cloned himself again.

Damnit jimmy.

MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're goddamn kamikaze rodents made up of what should be hotsticks. They're suicides not only destroy your car but rob you of delicious snacking.

Seeyouyeah ยท 1103 points ยท Posted at 16:42:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man

Voyage_of_Roadkill ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 22:27:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all die alone man. It's part of the journey.

TheOffTopicBuffalo ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 00:20:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice try no man's sky dev team

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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fullonrantmode ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

++++ Would definitely read this guys comments again!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too much water.

ShockedCurve453 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mind is blown!

Delicateplace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thx

Meta1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

More like, No Guy Buy

Hahahahaaaa

GoodGodsAbove ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:01:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brother, I'm gonna die screaming in agony, the fire and flames that disperse my ashes in the heat of convection will be a mercy.

I will not go quietly into the night, but, when I go I will be alone.

h0bb1tm1ndtr1x ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:32:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

chaosrunner87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I get chills every time I see that scene. Such a good flick.

MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not if your plane suddenly crashes full speed into the side of a mountain with a large amount of unstable nitroglycerin on board. You'll die with all the crew, passengers, & animals. That's far from alone, so keep your head up. There's always hope.

-iLoveSchmeckles- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But why the nitroglycerin? Also is it naturally unstable?

MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For obvious reasons, people are idiots.

tucker365 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, I'm not dying alone. I'm taking those bastards with m . . .oh.

Perhaps I've said too much.

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If by part, you mean end, then yes it's a part of the journey.

zaphodp3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We are all dying alone man on this blessed day

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What If you and your SO fell into a trash compactor and were literally smashed together to death?

wolfbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not if you start a cult and get your loyal followers to join you into your journey into the great peanut butter sandwich in the sky.

timetravlrfromthepst ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You grow to be an old man, filled with regrets, waiting to die alone.

shardikprime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toorealtoosoontoofurious

RandyQuade112 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:38:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone dies alone.

ClassySavage ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:20:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. You could be an old man/woman in a hospital bed, surrounded by your loving family; but as your brain shuts down and you lose your senses one by one, you won't even know they're there.

Then they start divvying up your shit.

somecallmemike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't wait for them to divvy up my collection of teeth.

VANY11A ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

Jberg18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

el muere solo

not_from_this_world ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello Dave

you might ask why I'm locking the door.

Dave...

pulls gun

Today I'll grant you your wish, and mine too.

ryancbeck777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guess you've never spoken with Grandma Death

yonnijuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

beat me to it.

FangHouDe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beat me to it. I am indeed... Forever Alone Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, it would be so awkward to die with someone else.

Like... ya know...?

Don't sweat it bruh!

TVRCerberaIsLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PM_ME_THEM_B00BIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Meaninglessness Man

Kadmium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lyrics from The Dear Hunter's "Life and Death":

When we dance It looks just like fire When we sing It sounds the same tone We all have hearts We all have homes But when we die We die alone

ImNotTheZodiacKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying is like going on a scary water slide as a child. You'd much rather do it with someone you trust and care about, but it's just something you have to do by yourself.

hosieryadvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hope to die alone. Hopefully, there will be no need to clean up after me, too.

Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too real for me

Munninnu ยท 15629 points ยท Posted at 16:46:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman.

I_Probably_Hate_You_ ยท 5830 points ยท Posted at 18:58:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should change it to Ladiesman.

Nugur ยท 3486 points ยท Posted at 20:19:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or ladyboy

TreFSU ยท 1610 points ยท Posted at 21:16:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladyboy Wonder would be a great sidekick.

offitcock ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:47:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sidedick**

KingofBukakke ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 00:56:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thai'dkick

Anomalous-Entity ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thath quite a lithp you got there!

adorabletea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A myth! myth!

FLABCAKE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes?

konydanza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:39 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good grief, it's a running gag

FLABCAKE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:59:27 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well have you tried Hare Krishna?

Prof-Nekkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thai dick sidekick

KingofBukakke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like this one most

Einsteins_coffee_mug ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:45:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As in "I wonder if that's a ladyboy"

OuttaSightVegemite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or, "That ladyboy is cute."

rethardus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"What's that in the sky? Is it a man? Is it a woman? No, it's Ladyboy!".

bluestarchasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

batmanman

TheDreadGazeebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, that's the joke

BellyFullOfSwans ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:48:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.rosebrides.com/thai-brides.html

For the price of a cup of coffee......

BerserkerGreaves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is any of the a ladyboy?

BellyFullOfSwans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im honestly not sure....maybe they cost a little more. We should pool our money together and see what we can order. I have Prime, so I can get her here in 2 days.

yomerol ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is he Thai?

SAGNUTZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

or just "Robin"...

mandalorian_misfit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about ladyboy wonderman?

Dedj_McDedjson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladyboy Wonder

Why , oh why, oh why did I google that with safe search turned off......

h22wut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

SgtSlaughterEX ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

P3DR0-X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(ใฅ อก ยฐ อœเป’ อก ยฐ )ใฅ

dallasmcfly ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherboy shoutout to r/arresteddevelopment

klaafas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:55:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WAN reference here we go

PacSan300 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:39:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

555, good one!

CarbonUnit8472 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlie Man, for sure.

bro_salad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've gotten around the office a little bit, and people know about it, and joke about it from time to time.

The new Asian guy, for whom English was a second language, had always been quiet, but decided to join in on the fun one day. I walked into a meeting and he says "oooo it's Mr. Ladyboy!".

Thanks, Duong. Now I'll never escape that nickname.

secamTO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MotherBoy

Donkeydongcuntry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Half-Thai thickie, all she wanna do is Bangkok.

AL_DENTE_AS_FUCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Side kick, Lady Boy

dimensionpi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IAmThePulloutK1ng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And I am Ladyboyman.

NonPlayerCharachter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or lyingcheatingheartbreakingbitchman.

runiska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Than shemale would be a female version.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With her 10-inch Rod of Justice!

"Watch out, evil-doers! You're about to get a pounding!"

ZeroNom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can call her Peggy

P3DR0-X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Playboy

Adama0001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladyboy is Womanman's side kick.

ninfan200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or ladyboy Larryboy

ponzonozo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or shemale

BigShield ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:06:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladiesman217*.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:56:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

ARE YOU LADIES MAN 2 1 7?!?!

Smithman117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?!?

BigShield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"No, this is Patrick."

Legosaman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crap... too late :(

docktorfreemaan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same.

ShockedCurve453 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:15:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I came here for this

AdvocateSaint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never expected that reference to ever pop up

BigShield ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Believe it!

konydanza ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:52:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The most ironically named superhero ever.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What is Love?

What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?

Is it not the sweetest flower?

Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine Diamonds?

Does not the wind love the Dirt?

Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?

Are you with someone tonight?

Do not question your love?

Take your lover by the hand.

Release the power within yourself.

You heard me, release the power.

Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.

Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.

That's right don't be shy.

Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt!

By Leon Phelps

Source

ShockedCurve453 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what is love?

baby dont hurt me

dont hurt me

no more

FTFY

Future_Jared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The time has come to kill the Ladies Man! That's right!

Not_A_Crazed_Gunman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No time to talk.

ATLiving ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine is Wifeman. Can you make that sound cooler too?

Bohnanza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

m'ladyman

The_Mesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Context is everything!

kill-dash-nine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that's nice.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sam, do you still have the allspark?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's his arch enemy.

anapollosun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gurl, you want a fith thandwich?

10J18R1A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you just assume their superpower?

Equinoctial_Balance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WHERE IS LADIESMAN217?!?!

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LadiesKnight

darkscottishloch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

May I suggest you consider the butt?

ecordell11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you ladiesman217?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman

sierra501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you username ladiesman217?

GMan129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how about girlieman

Zentopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladiesman217, to be exact.

tjsaccio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, the irony!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1943 points ยท Posted at 16:49:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superhero or just life choices?

[deleted] ยท 1268 points ยท Posted at 18:05:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

ivebeenherelonger ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 19:37:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Youcantaskmethatperson

Freak13h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I first saw "you cant ask meth at person" and was confused.

would--you--kindly ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:02:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repair man man man man...

neildegrasstokem ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There it is. Upvote for you

Limekilnlake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanmanmannan

SunnyDelight12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aka WhichBathroomShouldIUseMan?

IceColdJuiceBox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladymanladies

bhouse08 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tranman 3000

funnyAlcoholic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:25:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You don't choose what you're afraid of! Get with the times grandpa!

MagicHamsta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bit of both, Batman does dress like a bat so presumably he'll wear drag.

Munninnu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear-based superhero name.

_Spectre0_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're not alone

SD_Chargers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you just assume his gender!?!?!?!?

Caticature ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 17:44:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm with you, they are scary! I'd be Womanwoman. That would be a problem though... I wouldn't want to jeopardize your identity. shall we divide the fights?

TheyMakeMeWearPants ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 18:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you're Womanwoman, does your reflection scare you?

JoiningTheBandwagon ยท 414 points ยท Posted at 20:38:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is Bruce afraid of his suit?

grub-worm ยท 339 points ยท Posted at 23:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, they just don't show those scenes.

[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 23:51:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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HelloMrFuckface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This comment needs more upvotes.

AwesomeTrinket ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:02:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take this fictional gold. I can't give real gold.

WhatTheFhtagn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm real sick of your shit, Master Wayne.

Ozzertron ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:09:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love the mental image of Bruce giving a small yelp every time he opens his wardrobe

GuyBurn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bruce: Fuck, fuck! Holy shit, it's a ba-

Tim: ...

Bruce: You say nothing, or I un-adopt you.

Andthentherewasbacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They do, actually. There are always moments in Batman movies where he looks into a mirror and sees himself. The thing is that even though Batman is scared, he keeps going. He sees his fear as a reason for him to never stop fighting.

ryan2point0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should be a college humor vid

mncm2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should've been

FTFY college humor sucks now

Drowevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now I really want to see this movie.

CarnivorousPacifist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're in the comics

BallsDandy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well no, but he was back in the 40s when it almost kinda looked like a bat

somedudeorwhatevs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, that's the point.

Radioactive-235 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depends, Bruce Jenner or Bruce Wayne? Past or present?

dreadmontonnnnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good thing he's on the inside looking out hey?

Regvlas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How often do you see him look in the mirror?

DannyPrefect23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just bought a $4 Batman mask for a cheap Halloween costume. The only thing scary about it is how powerful I feel when wearing it.

Ucantalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a reason the Batcave doesn't have any mirrors.

zanderkerbal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:52:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

If it does, then does she turn into Womanwomanwoman?

EDIT: Gender issues.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it does, then does he turn into Womanwomanwoman?

I think you've missed the point.

strawberryblueart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm turning thirty next year, so mine does.

gingerfer ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:20:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I choose to pronounce womanwoman like Duran Duran.

WhatTheFhtagn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ba doo ba doo doo

crocuspocus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be PregnantWoman.

pieninja100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's a Womanwo?

toothofjustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's a "womanwo"?

RedlineFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanwoman

Have you got cheating on your mind?

OverlordXenu ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:14:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo-man?

aukir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoaaaaaa-man.

GaryV83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All Know Ing

BuddhistNudist987 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It might interest you to know there's already a person who calls himself Manwoman. The last time I read about him, he was running an internet campaign to cleanse the swastika of its Nazi connotations because it was a religious or lucky symbol for a much longer time. He also has a yoni (sacred vagina) tattooed on his forehead. Maybe you could be pals.

derpface360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He died a few years ago. Damn.

BuddhistNudist987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:35 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry to hear that. RIP Womanman.

SpectralEntity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seems like he engages in mindfuckery.

kickerofbottoms ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

RonDonVolante92 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

can i be your sidekick? Sexman

lackofspacebars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:55:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woahmanman

thinkinggrenades ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone beat you to it.

Munninnu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That wasn't exactly my idea of a costume though.

thinkinggrenades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it's a bit too modest.

bokassa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:09:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo-man

Turbosuperfastlaser1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not really a hero, but the villan.

Exwoman man

narcissus299 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd be Wonder Womanman.

CIearMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yamcha?

ITmadeIT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think its WHOAman, man.

konaya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanยฒ

xraig88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But if you searched your feelings deep down, would you be Motherboy? Motherboy XXX.

ChunkyDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Loneliness

SaebraK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just call yourself "The Trap".

scottnado ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. Beat me to it haha

C0rdt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manman

SuchSmartMonkeys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol, damn, came here to post this

Gear3rdblunts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman man man man man man!

fickle_fuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're all over in Thailand I hear.

ugiffreedomigifshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LOL

kalechipsyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it helps, remember that, like with spiders, they are probably more afraid of you than you are of them.

(Though, like with spiders, it's unlikely that this platitude helps much).

DjTOTO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sir, win at internet

etevian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo-man.

A man is bitten by a radioactive woman and gains all the powers of a woman

Kanotari ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah. That doesn't have a good ring to it. How about Caitlyn?

squiggylines ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stinkypussyman. Imagine the utility belt

HotCupOfKaTea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manwoman uhhh man

satuhogosha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sheman

dattilo913 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I also have a fear of having my penis cut off! Seriously though it is probably my only phobia.

redchairsittin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read this on the front page thought of my answer opened it and then..... damn dude took my top comment

CountSnuffula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman*

M_Bipson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats a microaggression.

des-tal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo*(man)2

Papulous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can I come check out your women-cave?

EchManJones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Katilyn Jenner?

PokeyPete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PrettyGirlMan

muddah_f ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats m'ladyman to you

ColtyBolty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman...sorry for being afraid of rape.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pussy-man

TerminalReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

literally the top comment last time this question was posted

CommonCentral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I knew this was going to be the top comment before I opened up the thread

NotGloomp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn I had the same idea.

rikjames90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aka Captain nice guy

kzd15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humongous what?

scottpilgrim_gets_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhhhh honey, it's 2016. You don't have to go by that name ;) lol, just imagining the costume...what no, that's offensive. Sorry. Scratch that. My bad. Whoops.

Made bad/insensitive joke now I don't know how to fix it Man

machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you just assume your fear's gender?

V1ROS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Read the title, came in to type it only to see you already got it. I'm upset.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read this as wo-man-man.

banmeplease_thankyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you're afraid of a woman?

Kyanpe ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Caitlin?

ontopic ยท 7610 points ยท Posted at 16:20:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your Friends and Family Secretly Hate and Pity You and They're Doing Fun Things Without Inviting You Boy.

Roastar ยท 3217 points ยท Posted at 16:32:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aka Paranoia Man

ontopic ยท 1977 points ยท Posted at 16:33:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

kind of clunky

iamyourcheese ยท 881 points ยท Posted at 18:18:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I much prefer "Your Friends and Family Secretly Hate and Pity You and They're Doing Fun Things Without Inviting You Boy" or YFAFSHAPYATDFTWIY Boy for short.

Rberto123 ยท 485 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really rolls of the tongue

Timmybhoy1990 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:35:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you speaking in tongues while saying it?

NoviKey ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:17:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only in the ancient tongues of old... Dovahkiin

Mate_cosido ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:27:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's welsh

DopeAndDoper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:37:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And into a psychiatrist's office

mrcampus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You pitty the fool

Golden_Flame0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Faf Shap Yat" is pretty neat.

Fluxabobo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:48:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do we really need to shorten everything?

balduccirichard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:50:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aka DWRNTSE

pumpkinrum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's hard to tell if you're introducing /u/ontopic or if you're having a stroke.

iamyourcheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

PropositionJoe_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abbreviated to YFFSHPYTDFTWIY for your convenience.

Zentavion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love how it has a misspelled "happy" hidden in there.

Animorphs135 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By Fallout Boy.

ZeroGear9513 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like some nonsense insult a senile old man living in the mountains would all you.

JohnnyHendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YFAFSHAPYATDFTWIY

Why faf shapy at df (da fuq?) twiy (twit?, twin?, twix?, ?)?

Soggy_Pronoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

His arch nemesis fhqwhgads

thetate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Y faf shapy at dft wiy

cam94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

paranoid-FOMO man

[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:07:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

ontopic ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 18:10:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you've discovered my secret identity!

Cobnor2451 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was clever, I don't think you have shit to worry about friend.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

my exact thoughts. The most insecure people are often the ones who have the least reason to worry, because they work so hard on their perceived problems

JebbeK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah about that, it wasnt really hidden at all..

Dapples ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's always the Paranoid Social Club

_idkidc_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I agree, doesn't quite flow off the tongue

LADIES_PM_ME_YO_ASS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How about FOMOBoy?

9Thousand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he could go with The Paranoia Boy...... a

Mun- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Paranoid Android?

NeverBeenStung ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would imply that he is afraid of paranoia itself.

Random-Miser ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not paranoia if it's actually happening.

captinj909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You called?

Goose_Dies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit Pants Man.

PMmeabouturday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're afraid of fear itself?

Methane_superhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would imply he's afraid of paranoia

Not_A_Korean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aka Anxiety Man

Aden_Sickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure that's The Question.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

<_<

intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

maybe Social Paranoia Man.

Not to be confused with FBI Tail Paranoia Man, or Simulation Theory Paranoia Girl, or Only Non Telepathic Person On Earth Paranoia Boy, or MTV Paranoia Man

YappiStupendous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety Lad

psycholepzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FOMOman

Grande_Latte_Enema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

he doesn't fear paranoia. He IS paranoia!

HotpotatotomatoStew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, he grows up to become Paranoia Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its not Paranoid if your actually a douche

Grifter42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a specific fear of Harvey Danger. What is that called?

KKlear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's after the gritty reboot.

MrMotionTom ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 17:41:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fomoman

TooOldToDie81 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:13:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wouldn't it just be MoMan?

frausting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice catch

Captain_Condoriano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good Moleman to you

psycholepzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beat me to it.

thundern1ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bless

Kalipygia ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Realityboy, to his friends. If he had any.

Gedoz1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:52:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LOL, thats cruel.

Pezmage ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 19:02:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's cute, you think that they even worry or care about you enough to make the decision not to invite you? You're just a non-entity, they "don't invite you" the same as they don't invite the person that serves them coffee at Denny's.

PolioKitty ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:47:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just ruined my night :(

Pezmage ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:49:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh sorry :( Was just trying to be funny. Here's a cat essentially taking a bath in baby chicks - http://i.imgur.com/NqOjBXS.gifv

DeOh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cold harsh reality. I like it. No, wait... I don't. Fuck that. Back to video games.

bsbbtnh ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:44:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man. I used to get so sad when I'd find out my friends did something without me. I realized, at some point, that it's not like I was hanging out with all my friends all the time, so it's not a personal snub when some of my friends hang out without me.

But boy, was it hard when my parents didn't invite me to Xmas dinner. The turkey looked so good, but they told me to make my own dinner and eat in my room, because they had guests (my brother and sisters). I laughed at how sad I felt when I realized I hadn't even invited them to my Xmas dinner (hot dogs and KD), so it's not like I can complain about them not inviting me. Lol

...

WheresTibbers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:|
:/
:(
:c

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol

:'(

Raven_Seldon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chronicallyfailed ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously though what do I do about this, it's getting kinda debilitating?

Chief_Givesnofucks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:31:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drugs.

chronicallyfailed ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thx bro, brb, injecting heroin into my eyeballs.

KingOfDamnation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inject it into your penis

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:29:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was like this around 18-19 years old. By the time I was 21, it was completely gone. I can't point to anything specifically that I did, but I know that in this range, some of my bigger moves were to almost completely stop smoking weed, quit taking adderall, and to start working out 2-3 times a week. If any of these pertain to you, give them a try.

EDIT: as far as weed usage goes, I went from virtually daily at 16-17, to a couple time a week at 18-19 (when many mental illnesses start to show), to a couple times a year now.

chronicallyfailed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

almost completely stop smoking weed, quit taking adderall, and to start working out 2-3 times a week. If any of these pertain to you, give them a try.

Third one pertains, will try that, thanks.

Peliquin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his sidekick, Codependant Enabler?

libraryspy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a pill for that, bro.

ontopic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:51:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it Quaaludes?

libraryspy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's certainly a start.

But I am speaking of Celexxxxaaaaaaaa. Ah.

BigStereotype ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooof. Right in the pills.

_idkidc_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too thanks

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As long as they still do stuff with you it's no problem! If you meet one person who just fakes friendship... you'll know. I had that situation recently.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, that really hit close to home.

Golden-Sun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm trying to imagine how you fit that on a superhero suit

eternalsunshine325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You made yourself the sidekick too? Man, that sucks! I was gonna ask if you needed one, cuz my family does the same thing, except they don't keep it secret, they let me know they're out doing fun things and I'm not invited.

Heoheo24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or FOMO-boy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody likes you... everyone left you... they're all out without you having fun!

redgrin_grumble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FOMOboy

ChunkyDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello, Me.

MelonManjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody likes you, they're all out without you- having fun...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it a phobia if it is in fact happening?

TwoManyHorn2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I came to this thread to make this comment if you hadn't already.

happykins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FOMOman? Fomoboy

erveek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, that's a sidekick name.

Pcatalan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of missing out man?

freshjive416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is now

AlwaysUpset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow...your superhero costume is gonna be confusing af

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CaptainDefect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No body likes you,

Everyone left you

They're all out without you

Having fun

mephistophelessoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By Panic At the Disco

cam94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

paranoid FOMO man

lassofthelake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FOMOMan?

powerscunner ยท 373 points ยท Posted at 16:31:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Crushing existential dread man

natha105 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:10:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Existentialist has a better ring to it.

powerscunner ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:12:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're hired.

actual_factual_bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like Cris Angel should be an Existentialist.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or The Outsider.

egozani ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Stranger?

MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coming to CBS this fall.

beam__me__up ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:14:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't let the sense of existential dread set in.

d00awhb321b ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:08:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't let it set in.

rabbitreturned ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:51:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd make a good sidekick. I'd be What-is-the-f**king-beyond-girl.

theamorouspanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey me too!.......wait this isn't something I should be excited about

Phooey138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, existence man.

halal_and_oates ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing existential dread, man

fiafem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just read Tao de Zing and Buddist works, you'll be fine

MonitorMoniker ยท 774 points ยท Posted at 17:08:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Pervading-sense-of-anxiety-that-I'll-be-forced-to-choose-between-happiness-and-achievement-Man.

EDIT: Welp, at least I have imaginary internet points. That's kind of like achievement, right?

Lucifer_Hirsch ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 00:28:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Achievement is meaningless if it does not bring you happiness.
Life is fucking pain tho, so why bother.

lets_trade_pikmin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

On the contrary, achievement can be extremely meaningful if it brings happiness to others.

HeroWords ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But then there'd be happiness in finding that meaning. Unless we're going with some extremely superficial definition of happiness, anything that doesn't bring happiness with it is a pointless pursuit.

lets_trade_pikmin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, if you come home feeling shitty every day and just want to give up, but you don't because you want to create happiness for others, I think that would count.

Gig472 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can tell you from experience that living like that is hell and will tear you down eventually.

HeroWords ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

If you're just trying to but don't, there's no achievement, and if you are in fact creating happiness for others, you either find your own sort of happiness within that stress, or you don't and eventually you stop living like that.

Even if you managed to stay unhappy forever while helping others, I'd call that existence pointless because there's no realization. You're either satisfied by your own life or you're not.

Edit: So I'm reading this back... I do realize it sounds pretentious, but it's the way I see life and the world, and it's such a basic conception of it that I can't imagine being verbally persuaded otherwise. So I explain it in a factual tone.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:36:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've-resigned-myself-to-never-having- happiness-or- achievement-man

goatcoat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
indecisivesteve ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:43:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey thanks stranger

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indecisive Steve will henceforth be known as adequate decision maker Steve.

goatcoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No problem, Steve.

BossOfCourseImWorkin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry your villain prostration man will show up and make sure that you end up in a future where you get neither :D

SeraphimNoted ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:03:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well that's an easy one tie your inherent sense of value and self worth to achievement and you'll always be happy!

FrostySt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unless you don't achieve what you want to, then you'll never be happy!

Butterbuddha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa, me too bro. Living it now actually!

Leonis_Ignis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is too real.

TheAlmightyZog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you need a sidekick?

Calvincoolidg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, that's too real

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too real.

frequentpedestrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spot. On.

Nisas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remember that happiness IS achievement and everything will work out.

Ninjakannon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg this is me and I didn't even fully realise it.

gets_that_reference_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pervading-sense-of-anxiety-that-I'll-never-find-either-man, your trusty sidekick here.

inanutshellus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:25:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FirstWorldProblemsMan

knot_my_dog ยท 1152 points ยท Posted at 16:21:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancy Girl!

Wiseguy72 ยท 674 points ยท Posted at 16:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Your enemies would probably overlap somewhat with Penisgirl.

EDIT Additional Enemies include :

  • Quickshot
  • The Pastry Chef
knot_my_dog ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 16:51:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penisgirl? I've seen videos about her...

Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 17:51:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Oh my God! That's digusting. Penisgirl videos online! Where? Which sites specifically, so I know where to avoid!

TheRapesofGrath ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:20:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IM THE TRASHMAN I EAT GARBAGE

Le_CH_Throwaway ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:13:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oscar is that you

JohnScott623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'Cause I'm the trashman

Yeah, I'm the trashman

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Deathwing-Dragonlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lately thier hasn't been much of that too "avoid" which is disappointing unless you like lolis which I don't

Wrest216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How can you NOT find them? They are the main reason the internet exists today

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Google.

Anesan2654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, there's so many! Which ones? Which ones should we avoid?!?

s3gfau1t ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also Babyman, The Stork, and Incognito In-Vitro

aka-dit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:20:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And Captain Creampie.

RogueLeaderJ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:42:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget

  • The Condom King

  • The Cream Lantern Corps

jayboogie15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The pregnancy girl also doesn't get along with commitment man

garmonboziamilkshake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:37:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Might have an alliance with The Incredulous Bloat

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I tried but seriously can't figure out why the pastry chef enemy.

Edit: does it have something to do with cream pies?

VacuumSPP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing because of all the baby batter

SaveToTheADrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or glaze.

brianfine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Creampie could be another enemy

Chanthecat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:53:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sidekick would be Condom Kid or Pill Pal.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Pastry Chef.

Why does this make me think of that show Moral Orel?

OranJT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And a priest

OuttaSightVegemite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think there's a turkey baster joke in there somewhere...

uristMcBadRAM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

initially she will be mentored by The Tip, only to later discover his evil intentions.

JellyBeanKruger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg, "Pastry Chef" reminded me of that episode of Moral Orel. You all know the one.

JumpingBean12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The positive pregnancy test man

[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 16:51:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Geminii27 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 20:05:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's her finishing move - Eighteen-Year-Responsibility!

rck_james_bitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll pull out...I promise.

BolasDeDinero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i take it thats why you knot your dog??

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancy Boy here.

How ya doin?

KRIZTOFF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does she work with or against condom dude?

MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No PregnancyMan?

DickIomat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi I'm pregnantgirlfriendman. Where shall we meet?

Trackpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yo its me, Pregnancy-Girl-Boy

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl

Why not Pregnancy Woman?

fiafem ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 01:30:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why does modern feminism hate femininity?

Being Pregnant was the best time of my life! You are literally glowing with beauty

shuzuko ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:13:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You do realize that fear of pregnancy is a legitimate phobia that has fuck-all to do with feminism, right? Look up tokophobia.

uss1701jb ยท 10830 points ยท Posted at 16:57:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

mooke ยท 2177 points ยท Posted at 17:36:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Then its only a matter of time till we end up with a Batmanmanman.

Where does it end?!

Dzjill ยท 1636 points ยท Posted at 18:05:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
public class BatManInJava
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        String SuperheroName = "Batman";
        try
        {
            SuperheroName = BatMan(SuperheroName);  //for extra recursion
        }
        catch(Exception e)
        {
            System.out.println(SuperheroName);
        }
    }

    public static String BatMan(String str)
    {
         return BatMan(str + "man");
    }
}

so really however big a stack can be

mooke ยท 646 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Na, mate, you want:


void NaNaNaNaNa (char *str, char i);

void main ()
{
char superHeroName [256000] = "Bat";
char next3Bytes = 3;           
while (1)
{
    NaNaNaNaNa(superHeroName, next3Bytes);
    next3Bytes = next3Bytes +3;
    }
}

void NaNaNaNaNa(char *str, char i)
{
ui8 *temp;
temp = &str+i;
    *temp = "m";
temp = &str+i+1;
*temp = "a";
temp = &str+i+2;
*temp = "n";
}

Edit: Error: Expecting a '}' or ';'

Edit: lets get some void functions and pointers up in this shit.

Edit: "SuperHeroName" undeclared, first use in function.

Edit: Fixed conflicting declaration, fixed array (kinda), stopped trying to write "man" to an address, not the the value it was pointing to.

Edit: whoops, when I moved to void function I forgot to fix the whole superHeroName = function shit.

Edit: Look, its all cute you telling me the code doesn't work, but actually telling me which bit isn't working would actually be useful, because I'm missing something fundamental here because very similar code works on my compiler and I'd like know why this shit doesn't work in the C standard so I can change my real code that uses a similar way of writing strings to something that is actually portable. Unless I've fucked up the syntax or some shit because frankly at this point its getting hard to see through the blurriness to see what I've actually written. Thank you u/fiery_discharge_1

Edit: SHHIIIttt, I've had this moronic mistake in the code the whole time, y'all were a whole lot of help but it turns out I just didn't take the time to actually read my code. So you guys can have this mess instead. Don't know if it works, probably made a typos or some shit, but I know what I'm trying to do and thats good enough for me.

Morning After Edit: I should probably just delete everything, but you know what? I am just going to leave this up as a reminder of why its important to get a good night's sleep and code sober.

Also, I'm a bit disappointed with all the people wanting to use the string.h library, I know its easier but just sticking libraries in willy-nilly is wasteful, especially when the char array will serve the same purpose for such a small amount of code.

SonicMaster12 ยท 277 points ยท Posted at 18:34:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Formatted:

#include <string>
#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

string NaNaNaNaNa (string str);

int main()
{
    string superHeroName = "Bat";
    while(true)
    {
         superHeroName = NaNaNaNaNa(SuperHeroName);
         cout << SuperHeroName << endl;
    }
    return 0;
}

string NaNaNaNaNa( string str )
{
    return str + "man";
}

Edit: added the namespace for easier reading
Edit 2: Changed void main() to int main(). Both will compile but int main() is closer to C++ standard.

mooke ยท 440 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oooh, look at you will your fancy c++, bet you think you are sooo much better than me because your language has pluses after it.

SonicMaster12 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:46:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like you updated you're code While I was formatting it. The original version has "string" and not "char[]" so I assumed C++.

Either way, both our versions accomplish (almost) the same thing. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

story9252015 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 23:14:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either way, both our versions accomplish (almost) the same thing. ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

Christ if only more developers just accepted this and stop arguing with me over nonsense

ImmutableOctet ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:19:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He says while passive-aggressively breaking his opponent's arm.

story9252015 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:29:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do you passive-aggressively break an arm? I feel like arm breaking is aggressive-aggressive..

But if you move the "passive-aggressively" earlier

"He says passive-aggressively while breaking his opponent's arm"

It makes sense..

But I think I get your point.. At least I think I do: That I say what I say but really I do the same thing, I argue with them over nonsense? Or I say they argue with me over nonsense but I myself am doing things way worse?

chinesedoorbell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They were just referring to the part where the guy in the quote is missing an arm

story9252015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha I didn't see that that's funny -- crap so I give way too much meaning to things that don't have anyway.. Thanks for letting me know!

ImmutableOctet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

You broke his arm whilst not bringing attention to it.

 

I'm glad the undertones were noticeable, though.

story9252015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hah damn now I have no clue if the undertones came from me or you

KyfeHeartsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldnt it be his own arm? He's quoting the other guy.

Spider_pig448 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No fuck you tab life

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But if we did that, then we'd just cry at our computers, instead of comically and furiously blaming each other for why their program that we must to use breaks our program.

mooke ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:48:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, completely forgot I added a typedef to my std_def file, thought it might confuse everyone else.

Morgan_Freemans_Mole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, it confused me either way.

MuzikPhreak ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:17:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, I don't have a fucking clue what's happening.

mrb726 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you're serious, one guy programmed something in Java, other programmed in c++

SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually first guy programmed in C. Then I programmed in C++.

mrb726 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, didn't realize there was 3 posts, and as for the Java bit I was going off of:

publicย classย BatManInJava

bangorthebarbarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shouldn't the namespace be 'justice'?

Vindexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

your

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either way, both our versions accomplish (almost) the same thing. ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

Or they would, if his actually worked.

JamesTrendall ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:38:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's ok. You can still get an IT job with just a C in languages

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:50:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well... That and stl...

tarzan322 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He has two plusses you don't have.

ImmutableOctet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, no, no, it's still one addition; he just has to prove he can one-up someone and take his place as the supreme overload.

keanedawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

C++ in a nutshell

Ameisen ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:07:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

C++ has a ton of features that make it superior to C. Hell, for the most part you can even still write valid C programs in C++ (you just have to honor the stricter typing rules).

The only advantage C has is that it's simpler to parse. There's nothing it does better than C++ as C++ has at least all of C's capabilities.

Calamity701 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:19:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not saying you are wrong, but here is an interesting rant from Linus Torvalds on that topic.

https://lwn.net/Articles/249460/

Ameisen ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I've read that rant many times, and every time it makes me mad. It still reads as someone ranting about a language he's never used. Linus may be bright, but he also has that annoying personality trait where he feels that because he is bright and has made something extremely popular (Linux, something that's only popular because of the community and the intense legal battles BSD was dealing with in the 90's) that he's qualified to speak with authority about everything in CS.

I will do (yet another) response to his rant:

C++ leads to really really bad design choices.

Every language leads to really really bad design choices. I can write a shitty program in C, Assembly, Java, C#, or C++. C++ is not unique in this regard. The only 'negative' is that C++ is probably one of the most flexible languages, so it's easier to have more bad designs.

infinite amounts of pain when they don't work (and anybody who tells me that STL and especially Boost are stable and portable is just so full of BS that it's not even funny)

<citation needed> Which parts of the stdlib and Boost are unstable or unportable? Even Visual C++ these days is extremely stable and portable in regards to their standard library implementation.

inefficient abstracted programming models where two years down the road you notice that some abstraction wasn't very efficient, but now all your code depends on all the nice object models around it, and you cannot fix it without rewriting your app.

C++ offers multiple abstraction models, some with cost (like virtual inheritance) and some without. This is a silly argument - to accomplish the same tasks in C, you are actually using the same models and implementation, but without compiler awareness and thus the ability for the compiler to optimize things away (modern C++ compilers can actually elide virtual calls in many cases - I doubt that a C compiler can elide the exact equivalent - function pointer tables).

In other words, the only way to do good, efficient, and system-level and portable C++ ends up to limit yourself to all the things that are basically available in C.

I do my kernel/osdev work in C++. Not only do you get what's in C, you get type-safety, compile-time safety (static_assert, templates, constexpr, they offer a lot), template metaprogramming (which is hugely helpful), classes (though those offer nothing explicitly over structs, they make organization a lot nicer), constexpr metaprogramming (having a 'function' that takes a string and returns a hash of it compile-time is awesome - makes for very fast switch statements). I mean, deriving his argument further, C offers nothing explicit over assembly other than portability... why not just use assembly? Every 'higher' language is just more syntactic sugar over lower ones - C++ has the unique advantage that the syntactic sugar is optional and usually free (and sometimes faster).

And limiting your project to C means that people don't screw that up, and also means that you get a lot of programmers that do actually understand low-level issues and don't screw things up with any idiotic "object model" crap.

All right, then don't use the popular mid-90s C++ object models? C++ isn't a single-paradigm language. Note that Linux has an object model, and it is actually quite similar to older C++ object models without the syntactic sugar that makes it easy to read and gives the compiler awareness of it for performance optimizations. Basically, everything that C++ can do, they handled manually in C... which is not optimal.

The fact that we also piss off people who cannot see that is just a big additional advantage.

I would never, ever want to work with Linus. He does intentionally piss people off who disagree with him, and he has a large cult of personality (which he fosters) to back him up. Basically, often instead of actually making evidenced points, he will bully people into either agreeing with him, or bully them into silence. He's a bully.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:20:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

From Batman to C++/C rant. Today's a good day.

mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's worse is I don't even have a problem with C++, in fact it was my first programming language.

I am just an embedded dev who has to use C for his work...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

edited: removed it because it sounded mean

mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because its 2 in the morning and I've had considerably more to drink than I perhaps ought to have.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drunk programming makes for the best comments in the morning

AngriestSCV ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:25:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I had more than one upvote to give.

Just constructors, destructors, and templates would make C so much better. Those 3 should be enough to bring people out of the darkness that is C, but unfortunately the person in charge of my current project said "no C++, I don't care if it's twice as fast" :(

ImmutableOctet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Well, I mean, 'twice as safe' should be the best benefit for a business that's already using C, but sadly, that still wouldn't persuade most. It'd also require some work to reap those benefits.

BakedandQuestionable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, BECAUSE it has two pluses is why it's so much better.

kogasapls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm more of a C๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ guy myself.

Hobbes_Novakoff ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:06:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Python!

superheroName = "Bat"
numMans = 1000000
for i in range(numMans):
    superheroName+="man"

print superheroName               

Or this, but you'd end up with a string that's 2GB in size (or several hundred GB if you're using 64bit)

superheroName = "Bat"
try:
    while True:
        superheroName+="man"
except OverflowError
     print superheroName
Tornronim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:54:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps a more Pythonic way of going about it

print "Bat" + "".join( ("man" for x in xrange( 1000000 )) )
coredumperror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No need for the double parens around your generator expression. Python lets you omit them if you've written the expression as the sole argument to a function.

print "Bat" + "".join("man" for x in xrange(1000000))
i_am_erip ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:59:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No need for join.

"Bat" + "man"*10000

coredumperror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yeah! I always forget you can multiply sequences. It's such a niche feature, I've used it exactly once, in test code, in my 6 years of professional Python development.

Tornronim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oops, I always forget stuff like this in Python

manawesome326 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:46:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beat me to it, I was about to do python!

ar-pharazon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
print("bat" + "man"*1000000)
J4788 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:04:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT: HTML code /s

JigglypuffLover2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:41:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
    cout << "batman";
    while ("pigs" != "fly")
    {
        cout << "man";
    }
    return 0;
}

c'mon guys gotta be simple about this

SonicMaster12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love the simplicity of your code but you're printing a completely different output than us.

our examples:

Batman
Batmanman
Batmanmanman
Batmanmanmanman
....

Your example:

batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman...
JigglypuffLover2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
    long sadness = 0;
    while (!("me" == "irl"))
    {
         ++sadness
         cout << "bat";
        for (int i = 0; i < sadness; ++i)
             cout << "man";
        cout << endl;
    }
}
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:34:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe I just read a bunch of people fixing code based around a joke.

Man, reddit is beautiful sometimes.

SonicMaster12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:49:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be honest, this has been taken much more seriously than I thought it would when I made the first "correction". lol

thor7861 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:31:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like that C++ class I'm taking at college is paying off. I actually understand this!

SonicMaster12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great!

However, don't take this sample as an example of good C++. I wrote a few things here that is definitely not standard.

erikwithaknotac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm new, so I'm gonna need comments...

tsavoy004 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck is this

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep.

I really wasn't expecting this much attention over shitty C++ code.
(Yes, I admit it's shit.)

BasedLemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

+/u/compilebot C++

 #include <string>
 #include <iostream>

 using namespace std;

 string NaNaNaNaNa (string str);

 void main()
 {
     string superHeroName = "Bat";
     while(true)
     {
          superHeroName = NaNaNaNaNa(SuperHeroName);
          cout << SuperHeroName << endl;
     }
 }

 string NaNaNaNaNa( string str )
 {
     return str + "man";
 }
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A lazy example of C++

Player72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

now codegolf it

YukonBurger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you use TABS or SPACES?!

Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And this is why I always say: fuck C.

Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

-1 for not passing things by const ref. It's actually really bad C++. Also, void main() is not standard C++. That, and that won't compile as string is in the std namespace.

#include <string>
#include <cstdio> // because I'm not a huge fan of cout

std::string NaNaNaNaNa (const std::string &str)
{
    return str + "man";
}

int main ()
{
    std::string superhero_name = "Bat"; // note that if we wrote our own string type, we could make this subsantially faster.
    for (;;)
    {
        superhero_name = NaNaNaNaNa(superhero_name);
        puts(superhero_name.c_str());
    }
}

A significantly faster version:

#include <cstdio>

void NaNaNaNaNa ()
{
    fputs("man", stdout);
}

int main ()
{
    size_t man_count = 0;
    for (;;)
    {
        fputs("Bat", stdout);
        for (size_t i = 0; i < man_count; ++i)
        {
          NaNaNaNaNa();
        }
        fputs("\n", stdout);
        ++man_count;
    }
}
SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While your version follows the C++ standard better than mine, I was aiming for better readability since we're not in a programming sub.

Ameisen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, I think that my C++ version if perfectly readable... the faster version may not be unless you're more familiar with it, though.

The function NaNaNaNaNa keeps throwing me off, as I keep reading it as NaN NaN NaN NaN.

SonicMaster12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. It is readable. However, remember that most people have never read code before.

The main reason I rewrote the code was because the original (unedited) version had no indentation at all. Having all the brackets and code on the same level was hard on the eyes.

Tugalord ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

C++11 has move semantics so don't worry about const ref.

Don't use size_t, use int (native size, faster).

Use string.append(), not string = string + "...". Faster and avoids construction unnecessary temp objects.

Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

C++11 has move semantics so don't worry about const ref.

The string is not going to be moved in this case. You should only pass by value if you were intending to make a copy of the string in the function you are calling.

Don't use size_t, use int (native size, faster).

size_t is the native size type for the platform (on x86, it is an unsigned int, on x86-64, it is an unsigned __int64). There is not going to be any difference in computation time between using int and size_t. The only potential slowdown is that size_t on a 64-bit system will be 4-bytes larger and may make it harder to keep things in the cache, but that is not an issue here. You should always use size_t for sizes which you do not know the max limit of, as in this case. In this case, there is likely no memory allocation for man_count and it is being most likely kept in a register, the instruction to increment it is only one-byte larger on x86-64, and otherwise the value is passed around by value in both Win64 ABI and SysV ABI in a register.

Use string.append(), not string = string + "...". Faster and avoids construction unnecessary temp objects.

It would be preferred to use operator += or append (there will be no performance difference between the two). In the immutable case, the function would be best rewritten to:

std::string NaNaNaNaNa (std::string str) // changed to value pass as we intend to copy it
{
    return str += "man"; // take advantage of RVO
}

However, in our case, this would be ideal:

#include <string>
#include <cstdio> // because I'm not a huge fan of cout

void NaNaNaNaNa (std::string &str)
{
    str += "man";
}

int main ()
{
    std::string superhero_name = "Bat";
    for (;;)
    {
        NaNaNaNaNa(superhero_name);
        puts(superhero_name.c_str());
    }
}

Note that I still vastly prefer the C-esque version without std::string allocations as it is a better way of expressing the problem, and is far faster.

artanis00 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Array(16).join("wat" - 1) + " Batman!โ€;

YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You beat me to it. For the uninformed:

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

Jump to 3:30

artanis00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't skip to the end! The whole thing is hilarious and you should watch it.

Vimda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yours has undefined behaviour - you're appending to a static char array

mooke ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:56:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's fine, I'm an embedded C dev, worst I'm going to do is overwrite every other variable in the RAM, it'll compile.

After that its the user's problem.

Vimda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's undefined behaviour, that's nowhere near the worst that could happen.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worse than overwriting everything in the RAM?

I'm tired and a little tipsy so you are going to have to explain that to me, because I've never deliberately tried to use code that writes past an array's length, but in my experience, from the [more than I should have] times I've done it by mistake it just keeps on writing. What IS the worst that the code could do?

Vimda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Undefined behaviour is undefined so it's up to the compiler to decide what to do, and it can do anything. It could format your disk, or set your pc on fire, anything it does adheres to the c standard

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like I said, I'm an embedded C dev, anything I am programming is going straight onto a little black square slightly larger than my thumb, even if the compiler goes crazy and decides the code must set its self on fire, or teleport to the moon or whatever its only set me back a few quid and a bit of solder.

And as it prompted the guy I responded to to fix up his own code, I'd say it would be totally worth it.

Also, now I want to write some code that would kill a microcontroller.

Zegrento7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wait... You're adding a string to a pointer?

mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

How the hell didn't I notice that....

Hang on...

Fixed it, man, I never realised how much I rely on my compiler to correct my mistakes.

Admittedly, most of my programming is done slight more sober and not during the middle of the night, but still...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I could learn to understand this stuff. I've been trying for way much longer than I should be allowed to. Went to school for it. CANNOT GRASP IT. You know how frustrating it is to watch everyone around you get something and you not get it? Maybe I'm retarded.

Not talking about the joke, about coding.

mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You aren't retarded, programming just requires a very different way of thinking that most people aren't used to.

Its not like other subjects that you can just memorise or learn by rote, read about or even practise (though doing several of these will help).

You need to be able to understand it and what's worse is I'm not sure if its even possible to explain it with words.

I had several friends at uni who didn't get it, I may not know how frustrating it is to not understand something when everyone else understands, but I know how frustrating and heartbreaking it is trying to explain something and have no one understand.

Eventually, for some people they did get the hang of it, took a little longer but you could almost see that little click in their brains when they finally got it.

Others just ended up passing the module by memorising the likely problems for the exam.

For most of these people it wasn't an issue of intelligence, many of them were perfectly capable in the other subjects, often better than me, but there is something about coding that is just... different.

If you ever do decide to attempt to learn it again, the only advice I can give you is to break down the problem you are having into smaller problems, then break them down into even smaller problems and so on until you get problems so simple that you could solve in one or two lines, because that is the essence of programming.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thank you for your kindness. I was in the industry for a while, but i have to play this xcom board game because people are getting upset with me, so I'll finish this later tonight.

CaptainBeer_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im getting a stackoverflow error

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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mooke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

C its like C++ but without a whole bunch of useful stuff.

coadyj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lads; this is a lot easier than you think

String name = "batman";

while(true)

{

System.out.println(name);
name += "man";

}

mokorongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Error: "SuperHeroName" not defined

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh cock, fixed.

Tugalord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Amazing how writing 20 lines of the simplest code takes one hour and several edits to get right :). I see your college degree has really paid off.

Love the "nah mate you want:" *proceeds to fuck up in several different ways a 20 line joke code.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In my defence he changed his code from something that wouldn't have achieved the desired functionality even if it did compile to something actually decent.

And I didn't learn c in uni, I only learnt it for my job, like a couple months ago. And it wasn't an hour of continuous coding, it was 5 minutes and a bottle of Jack Daniels, which is like 2 minutes of normal coding.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is not at all how you manipulate strings in C. Your program isn't going to come anywhere close to working.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, you are going have to explain that to me, because last I checked c doesn't pad its arrays, so each time I write 3 bytes to the 1 byte it should fill the next 2 bytes with what is left?

Because if it doesn't that means that a chunk of slight similar code I wrote at work is compiler specific and I got a bunch of shit I need to do on Monday...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

C doesn't pad its arrays, and this:

str[i] = "man";

Is not appending "man" to the existing string. "man" is a string literal, and you're assigning it to str[i] which is a char. So you're basically assigning str[i] to the pointer that references "man".

If you want to append something to the end of a string in C, you use the strcat function from the string.h file. You just need to make sure your string array has enough space to hold the extra characters.

Example:

#include <string.h>

int main()
{
    char superhero[1000];
    strcpy(superhero, "Bat"); //Copies the string literal "Bat" into the beginning of the string.

    while(1) 
    {
        strcat(superhero, "Man");  //Appends "Man" to the end of the superhero string over and over until the 1000 character array is full, then crashes 
    }
}

Check out the documentation for the string.h library. It's got a lot of useful string manipulation functions.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

umm, that is interesting, because when I do it my way it just writes the hexadecimal value of the character into the array, I know the code is working because I'm later sending those values through the USART and reading them on the other end.

Effectively, what my code does is write:

0x42, 0x61, 0x74 into the first 3 bytes of the array, is this compiler specific behaviour then?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If your code really looks something like this:

char bruce[] = "bat";
bruce[3] = "man";
printf(bruce);

And the output is "batman," then I'm about 99.9% sure that your compiler at work does not comply with the C standard. If you're working on embedded systems it's possibly you're not using standard C. But yeah, that code will not append "man" to "bat" in any compiler I've worked with.

Even if it DOES work, it still might be a buffer overflow.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could be a c non-standard issue, but http://stackoverflow.com/questions/867979/how-to-convert-a-string-to-character-array-in-c-or-how-to-extract-a-single-cha this seems to be what I was trying to do.

twiskirano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Method...

There are no functions in Java.

CxOrillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm drunk and this is funny. Thanks, breh

ar-pharazon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
    int sz = 1024;
    char* name = (char*)calloc(sz, sizeof(char));
    strcpy(name, "batman");
    for (int i = 6;; i += 3) {
        if (i + 1 >= sz) {
            sz *= 2;
            name = (char*)realloc(name, sz * sizeof(char));
        }
        strcat(name, "man");
        puts(name);
    }

    return 0;
}
PencilRocket69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm putting all of this in codepen.io when I get home.

fishing_fanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

True programmer there. 50 fucking edits and the shit still doesn't work! My company would pay you six figures and give you an annual bonus!

IAmALoafOfBreadAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can almost guarantee this will segfault. In fact, it does.

-FourOhFour- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The amount of edits is accurate to the true programmers way of bug fixing

JohnScott623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are making things too complex.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdint.h>
int main(void){for(uintmax_t n=1;n<UINTMAX_MAX;n++){printf("Bat");for(uintmax_t count=0;count<n;count++){printf("man");}putchar('\n');}}`
JackSprat47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And that is exactly why you use standard libraries. Someone went through the same process as you, but produced a working, heavily tested version (probably). Not using those libraries is premature optimisation in most cases

superawesomepandacat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't use void functions, 3/10.

mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You happy now?!

I've also put everything in the same .c file, do you want me to put the function in a separate post then #include it?

Cube21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well this seems to have several errors:

1) You cannot call BatMan from a static context without having an instance of the class. 2) If an exception is thrown, nothing is returned. So the string will stay just as "Batman". 3) By convention, in Java variable- and function names start with lowercase letter.

rebelcanuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't call Batman at all without the bat signal, even if he is instantiated.

ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:18:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nah bro that aint gonna work. you need this:

class Batman
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        String name = "Batman";

        try
        {
            while(true)
                name = name + "man";
        }
        catch(Exception e)
        {
            System.out.println(name);
        }
    }
}

the recursion function would jsut terminate and nothing would be passed back to the original in yours. this way, it's constantly being appended to until it reaches its maximum size, then printed.

Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smart, I like it. I thought it would eventually return the correct string, though. I didn't test it though, because Java is fucked on my pc

veganzombeh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:08:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not 100% certain, but I think this would just hit a stack overflow, throw an exception before it can return anything and print "batman".

DiabeetusMan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

+/u/CompileBot python --include-errors

def BatMan(b):
    return BatMan(b + 'man')

print BatMan('Batman')
Calamity701 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All bots are banned in /r/askreddit.

DiabeetusMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fine, but the error message is kinda amusing. It goes on for quite a while

Benjacook11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For the love of Batman when naming a variable don't start it with a capital letter.

Dzjill ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:32:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
boolean CanYouStopMe = false;
LordOfTurtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Won't that get you Batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanman?

JTswift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just when I think I'm finally going to teach myself some programming, I read something like this and don't.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, don't just go around assuming things. You know what they say, assuming makes an ass out of you and me.

I used Java because its the first language I learned. I know Python and some C++, as well as LUA, but that's pretty much a dead language now anyways so I don't really count it. I'm just much more comfortable with Java.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. I never know whether to call it Lua or LUA, because I've seen both. I like LUA better because it's more consistent because every letter is capital.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Explain why

Sp33d0J03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd like to see this in X86 assembler.

tomazws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PHP would be..

$name = CreateSuperHeroNameWithShitYouAreScaredOf("bat");

function CreateSuperHeroNameWithShitYouAreScaredOf($haunter) {
    $name = $haunter . "man";
    // if you're scared of the given superhero name,
    // you shan't be given that name,
    // otherwise, you're given that name.
    if (Scared($name)) {
        CreateSuperHeroNameWithShitYouAreScaredOf($name)
    } else {
        return $name;
    }
}
CaptainBeer_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in college taking a Java class and this is making me anxious :(

The_Original_Yeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surprisingly, I understand this...

andrewsmd87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rreighe2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/u/compilebot

public class BatManInJava
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        String SuperheroName = "Batman";
        try
        {
            SuperheroName = BatMan(SuperheroName);  //for extra recursion
        }
        catch(Exception e)
        {
            System.out.println(SuperheroName);
        }
    }

    public String BatMan(String str)
    {
         return BatMan(str + "man");
    }
}

so really however big a stack can be

Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All bots are banned from /r/askreddit.

I think CompileBot also has a limit on how long it can run code, so, IIRC, this wouldn't run for it

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
data Man = Bat Man

how about "however big your RAM can be"?

tarzan322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, Debugman?

hikemhigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CoffeeScript

hero = 'bat'

go = ->
  console.log hero = "#{hero}man"
  go()

go()
Gitdagreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

var batmanInJavaScript = function (){

var superHeroName = prompt("Enter your fuckin superhero moniker already...") console.log(superHeroName) } batmanInJavaScript

frogsgoribbit737 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Until you get a stack overload error..

Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hence the try/catch and "so really however big a stack can be"

coadyj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

public static String BatMan(String str)

You can't call a do a direct call to a non static method from a static one.

Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought I had it as static. I guess not.

Apps4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Or if you really want to get SSX Tricky. for(str s="bat";;s+="man")

as_one_does ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You might get bad alloc from the constant string appending first. Not sure of the stack size in Java, but I think Java string is 2 byte Unicode, so you're adding six bytes for every "man" which is probably bigger than the stack size increase. So yeah, it's the string here. Also, for trivial (no return) functions lots of compilers (c/c++) wi ll optimize the stack away letting this loop forever.

AHornySausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This guy codes.

nolo_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You want a BatmanFactory.

LoveCandiceSwanepoel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg first comp 110 course of my .major this year and I can finally understand coding jokes. I made it mom! Jk idk what try or recursion is yet feelsbadman

Axxhelairon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is some "coding with karlie" tier shit

Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ey fuk u b0ss

chairman_lu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So many violated conventions...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly, why the big Java-hate circlejerk? I've never really understood it.

ohmyganja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does all the spacing work? Will certain code not work if it's not spaced like so? I'm new to coding and it feels like there's so much random spacing, although it does look neat.

Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Python needs indentation, but with other languages it's just to make it legible.

Patriots703 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this guy codes

PerInception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
$i = 0;

while(TRUE){

  $phobia = "bat";

  for($c = 0; $c <= $i; $c++){
     $phobia .= "man";
  }

  echo($phobia);
  echo("<br />");
  $i++;
}

/** jokes on me, the page will never actually load since it gets processed server side! **/
// TODO - rewrite in jQuery..... some day... ;
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it a bad joke.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just sound really really mad for no reason. I'm going to take everything you say as a grain of salt.

Scripter17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're too stupid to understand it!

aotedm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ha. Ha. Nerd.

But in all seriousness, that's some nice code

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what the fuck

HBian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nerd

major_fox_pass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not actually recursion though. That'll just print "Batmanman".

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are more like Crappy-Programmer-Man.

Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ty

Amanat361 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:42 on February 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Or untill there is a stack overflow

Ba-dum-tss

johnsciarrino ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:19:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

goddamnit, did you use tabs instead of spaces?

Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, but I usually do

She_Likes_Cloth ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That explains the Repair man man man man man!

NormalMacdonald ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its just terrified batmen all the way down brother.

2016canfuckitself ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of:

REPAIRMANmanmanmanman huehuehue

inadizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yaaassssss

vlad_jazzhands ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everybody knows you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become batmanmanmanman

Cameramanmanman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damnit all to hell, I missed my chance again...

Mothanius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

so close too

gi4ntfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about a Batbatmanman?

mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm, in this example, is the guy afraid of bats and batman or is he afraid of batman who is currently in the form of a bat?

poopellar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

omnilynx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's all left-associative, so it'd be a man who's afraid of men who are afraid of bats who are afraid of bats.

gi4ntfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like to think of it as a bat who is afraid of the man who is afraid of batman

spear_chest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Limit does not exist.

The_Zed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not necessarily. Batmanman could be completely ineffective vigilante. No one fears Batmanman.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But would someone do it ironically? Then Batmanmanmanman would do it because he just wants to fit in.

The_Zed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

grumble grumble Just call me Ironyman.

Atomix26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

bat(man)*

DracoReactor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmananananananana Batmanmanmananananananana

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't really feel threatened by the dude getting his ass whooped by Batman.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Joker gets his ass kicked by batman, so does Bane and Sandman, are you saying you don't feel threatened by them?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Touchรฉ, Riddler

ghosttrainhobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's Batmen all the way down.

HeWentToJared91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REPAIRMANmanmanmanmanmanman...

airdude21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm, Repairmanmanmanman.

pheonixlord98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman

GnomishProtozoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REPAIR-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN

Manos_Of_Fate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Therapy.

CrazyShuba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easy: Batmanmanmanwoman

ObliviousIrrelevance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairmanmanmanman....

Yepmonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's ends with batmanmanmanman.

CommanderCuntPunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well you inspired the script kiddies to show that they have basic programming skills, I hope you're happy.

mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The good news is that if you ever need a bit of code to repeatedly suffix a word with "man" you now have a sample of it in pretty much every language invented, except maybe assembly.

I guess that is something...

xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Repairman-man-man-man...!

kvasir476 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's just mans all the way down!

KetchupGuy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanmanmanananananananananana Batman

opacities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd have to call a...

REPAIRMANMANMANMAN

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

moon moon man man

Lloi32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairmanmanmanman

NotFrankSalazar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairman man man man

supussy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman...

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The end is never.

Drudicta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman32

MobileTechGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With Baman and Piderman

sturmhauke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

Batmanman

Does whatever a Batman can

Fanzellino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you read batman like a name, like Batmin, like he's the son of a bat, then the guy who's afraid of him is Batminman and his son is Batminmanmin and that's just fun.

NarcissusGray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
+++++++++++[>++++++>+++++++++>++++++++++<<<-]>.>---.>++++++.-------[<+.-.>-]
nomnomnomnomRABIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman

and not a man further

Georgeygerbil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:03:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With.... REPAIRMAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!!!!!!

leafyjack ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes, the super hero playing on the fear of batman, by dressing up like batman, just more frighteningly. Maybe with live bats strapped on or something?

AshTheGoblin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:44:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairmanmanmanmanmanman

sekihoutai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you.

veggiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're welcome.

vensmith93 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:53:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone call the police on this guy. Only criminals have a reason to be afraid of Batman

goldenmirrors ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Batmanmobile."

yashchand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Other than the normal thugs are there any villains that actually fear the batman? All his rouges seem to want to take on this super human head on.

BruceWayne_Batman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm...

JakBasu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So your scared of people who are scared of bats?

DrMambo85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit, is this how "Repair Man man man man" came about on All That?

gl0worms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT: a bunch of dang nerds

ncou524 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanmanman

Trav2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Super Woman Man" Once you think about it it's what all straight men fear on the first date.

imbatguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:(

AutoFocus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmen

Alain444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bat-manuel

satanclauz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I found Joker!

Beejsterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manbat

Apps4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanmanman

Slimduce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bruce scares the fuck out of me.

WhatTheBeeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanmanman

FailedTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Once you become successful a Batmanmanman will rise up.

ImUsuallyThisStupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aguaman

l31001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Batmanmanman

Redwizard2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanmanman

only_sometimes_haiku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Joker

FTFY

elcharlito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manbatman

beartracks33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Be whatever you want be. But if you can be batman, then be batman.

Headcap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

your song would be:

Batman man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man BATMAN!

madbrood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?

ChandelierwAtermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bat(man)2

ObscureAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You must be Clark Kent

strallweat ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 17:07:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercut on the corner of mouth man.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:09:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hurt just reading this.

LoneyJon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercuts-on-the-eyeball-man

TamarinFisher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bastard!! You just made me fall off the couch reading that.

cramdizzl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gahhh why would you even put paper there?? That's some call of the void shit...

rhymeswithvegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I used to get them as a kid on both sides from those frozen popsicle sticks in the clear tube.

Velocityraptor9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:16:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Angular-cheilitis-man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Velocityraptor9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had it last week go see a doctor!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Velocityraptor9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine seemed to go away multiple times then suddenly it would reappear even worse than before. I believe it was infected but the doctor gave me a topical steroid that helped the redness, some antibiotics and another medicine. These helped attack the source of it along with the symptoms but mine had gotten pretty bad and I was embarrassed to be in public. The doctor also recommended taking B-vitamins, there's a 'stress complex' with zinc and vitamin C that helped tremendously

carnageeleven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bet you loved that scene in Pet Semetary!

strallweat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck that scene and fuck you for making me remember why I hate that shit.
You're pretty cool though tbh. Sorry for flipping out like that.

carnageeleven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha.... Your comment made me instantly think of that scene. Lol

GatorGladiator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You wanna know where I got these scars?

secretWolfMan ยท 7107 points ยท Posted at 16:20:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man

Ervin_Pepper ยท 2063 points ยท Posted at 16:55:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I don't get it chief, we lit the social-interaction-signal up two hours ago, and he still hasn't shown"

Sethellonfire ยท 1129 points ยท Posted at 17:34:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Don't worry, he's lurking around somewhere. I'm sure if we discuss the plans out loud he'll be sure to get the message."

pm_your_netflix_Queu ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 19:06:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chief next time do you think it would be better to not invite the sexy female officers to the roof?

Sethellonfire ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 19:24:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Well it was either that or use those damn dank memes to bait him into showing. And JESUS HARAMBE CHRIST, I am not hiring another person in a gorilla suit to stand around and get shot!"

LovelyLionLily ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NiceIsis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:07:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man: "I mean, I probably wouldn't even be able to stop the crime. Everyone would notice I'm not having a good time fighting the crime and they would all go, 'social interaction man, what's wrong?' and all of a sudden the crime fighting is about social interaction man, and not the crime fighting. Besides, I really like fighting crime alone, plus the crime is all the way on the other side of the city and I can never find parking. A homeless man might ask me for change and then I won't have any and everyone will think I'm just being an asshole. Yeah, I'm sure everyone's got the crime fighting under control without me. I'm really tired too"

starts netflix

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:44:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ejeebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And that Robin's name was Jason Todd.

hett ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:08:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

When he finally does show up, the chief goes "well, look who decided to join the land of the living" while the other cops smirk. One asks if he has a girlfriend yet.

secretWolfMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leave a note and go home. It'll be taken care of.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read that in Lou's voice.

Roastar ยท 3978 points ยท Posted at 16:31:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora the never explorer

BatmanPotassium ยท 1419 points ยท Posted at 17:27:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora the Indoor-er

vensmith93 ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 17:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Indoora the fedorer

Chapmenez ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Dont_like_my_comment ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But you just copied him

KingdomOfRyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora Emporium

punkyc123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedorable.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kennedyaccentman

gmfk07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'lady, no friendzoning! M'lady, no friendzoning!

OHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

PacSan300 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora the M'ladyer.

Joed112784 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You killed it.

Lockiry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:05:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too far

poopellar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora the tipper.

madeyouangry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora the Lady Ne'er-Layer

Curlaub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'Ladying intensifies

madeyouangry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:07:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

m'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'lady

MountainDewde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

M'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'

M'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'

LA-DY

Crazy_Edd1e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Found my new name.

Cheesyburrito30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora in dora

mcrbradbury ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:24:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora the never explore her

xlinkedx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*except for Pokรฉmon Go

Squirrella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for the first belly laugh of the...was going to say day, but maybe week?

JohnScott623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xidus933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fedora the Euphora

Pezmage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If there's a place you don't wanna go, To the movies or a show, I'm the map.

hthu ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Fedora Explora

jstanthrnme ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 16:35:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wallflower Power

vjmurphy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:27:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Person

Legownz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:23:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sees post

Someone is going to say "Social Interaction Man"...

ctrl f. 739 points...

Devanismyname ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Autismo! he can rearrange sugar packets and watch anime for 12 hours straight in a single bound.

TheGuyWhoSaidWAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi

Bamboozle_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his trusty sidekick The Awkward Kid.

LilEngineThatCant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be there too as Rejection Woman. But maybe not, if she isn't wanted there.

PM_ME_YOUR_BOBBYS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interAction Comics!

pm_me_ur_shits_gurl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This was a fucking layup

Homusubi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AKA the legendary Hikikomoribito.

allnamesaretakenfu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can I be your sidekick People Person?

Aarxnw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

secretWolfMan man

OmegaWilde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I-Had-A-Good-Idea-For-A-Comment-In-This-Thread-But-Somebody-Already-Posted-It-Before-Me-Man

KamuiT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. Beat me to it. By four hours.

naaaaaah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Person

Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So ... PeopleMan?

shadow_fox09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment, man.

92759275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, I was gonna say people man.

swordo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladyboy

hedgehiggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your username also works... I'm definitely afraid of secret wolves.

Max_Powers42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sober small-talk man

buildingapcfinally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain social sounds pretty good too

BabeWaitBabeNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could go along with Social Butterfly Woman. What a team!

spider_sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for that laugh

Old_Fat_White_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, we were twins separated at birth with no idea of each other's existence.

Raised on opposite sides of the country but both developed a crippling fear of social interaction due to a mixture of self doubt and knowing deep down that "they" are setting you up for a prank to humiliate you once again..... damn you Mary Beth Flanders!

Meanwhile, across town, in a much nicer neighborhood...... Jacques Studley, Captain of every sports team he has ever tried out for, is banging that cute girl you once whispered "hi" to in math class as she passed out papers. She only knows you as that creepy kid that stares.

mikhel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:52:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Capcombric ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fickle_fuck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really, social interaction is second top? Is Reddit that full of basement retards?

No offense to the retards out there.

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

haha being too scared to be normal amirite xd

secretWolfMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trying to pretend to be normal and involved, but really just hoping to not puke on a stranger.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or maybe I can just communicate normally. not everybody is secretly socially awkward. There are people like us too.

hashtagpueb ยท 6988 points ยท Posted at 16:31:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

never amounting to anything significant woman

Edit: first gold! Maybe I will amount to something after all

Brainlessbart ยท 2037 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice to meet you, I'm going-to-be-stuck-in-the-same-cycle-as-my-parents-man

hashtagpueb ยท 783 points ยท Posted at 19:09:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We should team up.

Brainlessbart ยท 1108 points ยท Posted at 19:47:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And accomplish nothing worthy of note!

Population-Tire ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 22:43:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your archenemy would be Captain Legacy Admission to Harvard

Brainlessbart ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 23:34:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, Chad Legacy. He doesn't even bother hiding his secret identity because his dad is friends with the police chief.

Dirtydeedsinc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:06:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds more like a kipp than a chad.

Snote85 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:40:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

....Donovan....

okayyyyyyyyyyyy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or a Zapp.

spiff2268 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck Chad!

shepard_pie ยท 610 points ยท Posted at 23:05:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think that's called Marriage

XtremeAero426 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:52:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I ship it.

Ndavidclaiborne ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:45:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goes together like a carriage

dezmd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't have one without the other

Einsteins_coffee_mug ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:49:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

perfect

orbjuice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe that's called "the most painful way to lose a friend".

ComicOzzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confirmed.

IAmZeDoctor ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 21:57:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now kith...

CJKay93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, are you guys, like, dating now?

ChunkyDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think I just witnessed my first cute-meet.

browner87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every day we'll do more and more about less and less. Eventually we'll accomplish all of nothing.

Grraaa ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:35:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like you'd both be the sidekick.

khaosdragon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd like to join the team. I'm captain failure and loneliness.

That-one-asian-guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And become The Stagnant Two!

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I only wish I could achieve as much as they did.

kyzrin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey! I'm "I don't think I can improve my lot- man" we can form some sort of justice league

Brainlessbart ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Alliance of Sobering Mediocrities

the_CA_speedball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can I make appearances as never-going-to-quit-the-job-he-hates-man?

Edit: oops, replied to wrong worthless superhero :/

intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just open the lid and climb out, man.

Frontporchnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aww dammit I wish I was that. "Caught in a cycle of wealth and financial stability man"

Brainlessbart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My parents are a construction worker and a secretary. They have four kids and are in a mountain of debt. My dad is also a diabetic alcoholic, and their relationship is basically mutual emotional abuse. Neither has a degree and they live vicariously through their children. When they arent a abusing tge other's drom a previous marriage.

Frontporchnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just so we're clear. I was joking about my upbringing and subsequent squalor, not your parents. I hope you do escape that cycle.

Brainlessbart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its fine a couple of people have commented on how easy there parents had it. I didn't take it personally. Its actually a little too late for me i have issues with relationships and student loans are killing me, i dropped out senior year. Ive decided not to have kids so at least i can end the cycle with myself.

Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would love to be at my parents level. they had it fucking easy.

Sayuu89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My God that's funny as hell, holy shit.

tarzan322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

All you two need now are Endless-crushing-debt-man, Complete-lack-of-motivation-man, No-life-skills-man, Still-living-with-parents-man, and I-don't-care-no-f*#ks-to-give-man to round out things a bit.

ToastHere ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 17:24:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted] I overwrite or delete all my old comments.

Youreprobablygay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:58:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man

cheeriebomb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pseuzq ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:50:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi! I'm Peaked Early Now Facing a Midlife Crisis Woman!

Send Minion memes!

PlaysWithF1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm also peaked-early- but having a quarter-life crisis- woman

pumpkinrum ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:28:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice to meet you. I'm My-mom-is-right-and-I'm-a-failure-woman.

Caticature ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Average Woman, for all your mildy annoyant foes!

MikeKM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If it's any consolation, you bang spicy, marry mild, kill stupid. You're marriage material!

Edit - link to the actual game:

http://www.fuckmarrykillgame.com/guys

jingcs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:05:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SonicSingularity ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:23:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're in the same boat

Wanna form the League of Failure?

freshestpr1nce ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:40:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

me_irl

amnesicpachyderm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

.

blauman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That universal view is comforting but then the other problem is that it matters to other people. So you want to do a job that you can be proud of declaring to the people of which you socially belong to. You want to belong with them and thus their opinion matters.

machstem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

#pueb

AccidentalPenis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Little late but we should form a Nothing-noteworthy league.

HKBloo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nono, that is not right. You need to add man.

never amounting to anything significant woman man

There you go

no_no_Brian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What if this is as good as it gets?

hashtagpueb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well shit

no_no_Brian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

well, you got gold, you got me beat.

foobar5678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

TheRemonst3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

hashtagpueb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is my favorite movie <3

TheRemonst3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm glad you recognized it and didn't think I was a meanie. Top 5 for me too.

dododoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Significance can be found even in a grain of rice

closest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's okay, mine would be Hester Prime. ;_;

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amounting to something is difficult, learning to stop caring is much easier

coolasafool462 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh, almost none of us are

Fucktaard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That you've made it this far is a wonder woman.

ALLurCHKNSrBELONG2me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get back in your hole!

PeterZeGreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hey some day our entire planet will be engulfed in flames and all of our written history will be gone, so really there isn't any point in mattering anyways :)

hashtagpueb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that day canNOT COME SOON ENOUGH

JolietJakeLebowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just don't get how you can fear not amounting to anything.

I mean, who cares? So what if you don't amount to anything? 99.999% of all people will not leave their mark on this world. And in all likelihood, neither will you or me. What does it matter? As long as your life is important to you and to the people you care about.

This is that old 'dust in the wind'-argument. Your life doesn't matter to the universe. Like, at all. But so what? It matter to you and to the people close to you. As long as you can be a net positive impact on mankind, you've done your part in my book.

LostMyPasswordNewAcc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:34:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is not 1 of my fearz

WarLordM123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

never amounting to anything significant wo

What an odd fear

BombedShaun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:27:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. You've peaked.

clarret ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Golded because you're a woman, not because you're clever.

hashtagpueb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll take what I can get

clarret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Very slutty of you

hashtagpueb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a woman, what can you expect?/s

clarret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Less than I'd expect from a man, that's for sure

liquor_for_breakfast ยท 669 points ยท Posted at 16:34:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointing-my-father-man

jstanthrnme ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not if that username is accurate.

complicationsRx ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:16:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you could say it's perfectly accurate

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:58:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was dad's 50 year scotch he's been saving.

SmoothEverytime ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry. Im pretty sure like 80 % of people disappoint their father or mother. Im in the same boat. You just need to remember you only have one person to worry about disappointing - yourself.

mcguire ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:54:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A Vague Disappointment To Everyone Including Myself Man.

capsguyyy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well THATs disappointing.

-Dad

MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like that's too simple. Everyone disappoints their parents at some point but make them proud sometimes too. Unless you commit some heinous crime I can't imagine that disappointment is the first emotion a parent feels when they think about you. Even if it seems like you're never good enough I think it's more likely that they are just trying to push you to improve because that's what raising you is.

rjoseba ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We found the Asian

GuitarRock91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My trick is to not have a father to disappoint!...

philocrumpeteer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dem feels.

mankiller27 ยท 399 points ยท Posted at 16:42:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

Choirbean ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 17:05:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry. Every man definitely wants to be your friend, mankiller27.

Yay_Hills ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 17:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ya let's break out the camping gear and go out to the forest. Go way deep in, deep enough were nobody can hear us screaming out the laughs we are all having toghether

AerMarcus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh you do have eyes don't you

Upsideinsideout ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:52:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Might I suggest Yay Hills. It's wonderful this time of year.

actual_factual_bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but one of us is going to be so lonely on the way back...

ImAStupidFace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can we do it near hills? I love hills! Yay hills!

Jberg18 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There can be only one.

GameBoy09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh I know you! I eat your dinners!

happykins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyboy: already in Gossip Girl

Drafo7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And your trusty sidekick, Lonely Boy

Pinkie056 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be your friend. hugs

centran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I prefer... Infinite Sadness Man

giggleznbitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to post Lonelywoman

PM_ME_WHY_YOU_COPE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you would have to be archenemies?

TheRealFPLWiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Boy*

UnnamedNamesake ยท 708 points ยท Posted at 16:34:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman

ghostovgod ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 17:56:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im failureman. Doing good at it at the moment.

dockerhate ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry to hear about your super child, StillBorn.

/r/imgoingtohellforthis

chiefwhackahoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This comment gave me reddit dejavu

Lone_Grohiik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about DropkickKid?

Jesuslordofporn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:19:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now kith.

Kenkron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it's "doing well at it"

borkula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you try to fail and succeed then what have you actually done?

Dedj_McDedjson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doing good at it at the moment.

I'm disappointed in you. Well done! Keep up the shoddy work!

somecallmemike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now kith

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get in line

VenZeymah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ERR

eggtropy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a man with a crippling fear of failurewo I wish I were here first.

garmonboziamilkshake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Almost, friend. You can be a super villain called The Runner Up.

garmonboziamilkshake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can I be your sidekick 'Squandered Opportunity Boy'?

UnnamedNamesake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sure! Hop into the Shattered-dreams-mobile! Or maybe we could take the Disappointing-your-parents-copter!

Colonel_Green ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess that makes me, Successman, your arch nemisis.

UnnamedNamesake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But I don't have to worry because you don't want to win.

TheSentinelsSorrow ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean...

elevator..man?

what do I even do?

Wiseguy72 ยท 660 points ยท Posted at 18:04:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are UP for the challenge, to bring crime DOWN.

Your enemies:

  • The Flatulent Ninja
  • The On-before-off Gang

Your only weakness is that you are useless in the event of a fire.

Kandorr ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is your best one.

Wiseguy72 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:40:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure I agree.

mightymouse513 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:36:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

your comments have really made this thread. thank you for making me laugh.

MacMacfire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

with that power, he could team up with doorman!

actual_factual_bear ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The On-before-off Gang

So a physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician were watching an elevator.

First they see two people going in. The doors close. Time passes.

After a while the elevator goes ding, the door opens, and three people come out.

The Physicist muses to himself, "The measurement wasn't accurate.".

The Biologist says, "They have reproduced."

The Mathematician states, "If exactly 1 person enters the elevator then it will be empty."

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not enough upvotes on this.

TheSentinelsSorrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd give you gold, but I live in shed

Sumtinkwrung ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You got my UPvote on this one!

jarlsbergtank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The weakness did it for me. Thank you.

JumpingBean12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And Claustrophobia

SmokeyTheStonerBear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're the real hero in this thread

NormalStu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget The Button-Mashing Kid

eshildaaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love all your posts on this thread

Big_Simba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Cable Cutter Crew

Kinda works for two elevator fears that I have...the cable somehow breaking and being stuck in an elevator listening to someone talk about how they don't have cable any more

A_Wizzerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Closing the doors on evil, holding them open for justice! He rises from his secret base-ment to lift our spirits in this darkest hour and give evil the shaft!

Patsfan395 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You, sir, are the unsung hero of this thread.

ihatedrums ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Theme song would be uneventful

y2jasper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You go down for anyone who pushes the right button

ten_inch_pianist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:50:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what do I even do?

...take the stairs I'd assume

SorgusMorgus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trow me in jail elevator man, the tallest jail you have, just please keep me away from... gulp ESCALATOR MAN!

Gingersnap0711 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalator-Girl here. Together we're taking the stairs!

Side note: I also fear revolving doors, and those moving walkways at the airport. Basically anything that might eat my shoes.

janefromvegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm also Escalator-Girl, only Down-Escalator-Girl specifically. My fear will never bring me down.

SilkyZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lift

chode_loco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure, but I know you'd be worthy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drop bad guys down elevator shafts.

jojothesupernerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevator Woman here! When you figure out our powers let me know.

fiafem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

watch the liveleak videos of people getting crushed to death between the elevator doors as it rises?

cheesedanish93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You give people that "whoa my stomach just dropped a bit more than the rest of my body" feeling.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You need to learn about elevators! I use to have a pretty big fear of elevators and while I still get nervous inside of one I can always reassure myself out of it!

Aiyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I do the opposite. Whenever i try to thunk about how unlikely it is, my brain starts focusing on the details of what would happen if it did

AdvocateSaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are worthy of Thor's hammer

twinfyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevatormancy.

You can materialize an elevator at will within a casting range of 25 feet. It can be summoned on the ground, in the air, around an enemy, or yourself. While summoned the elevator can only be moved vertically, but it can move horizontally if summoned on its side. If the elevator is moved out of casting range it dematerializes.

The appearance and qualities of the elevator can be changed in accordance with your skill level. Windowed elevators would require about a month's practice. Waterproof and airtight even longer. The amount of elevators that can be summoned at once also increases with skill level, as does the distance with which they can be summoned, and the strength and pressure of the elevator door.

As a bonus, you can also control any elevator within casting range.

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Take the stairs?

Aiyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...I'm not alone? I've never met anyone irl who shares this fear. Most people think it's dumb >.<

I don't know why elevators scare me because I know how unlikely they are to fall, and I can force myself to take them when I'm with people, but if they wobble even slightly my brain starts thinking about the distance from the current floor to ground and the likelihood of being splattered :/

m-p-3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lift?

[deleted] ยท 467 points ยท Posted at 16:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

keeperofcats ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 16:34:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be your sidekick, Height Heroine!

[deleted] ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

leafyjack ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 17:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It sends you to new heights

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BoJack Kills

leafyjack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You just gotta get back on that horse.

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean it gets you high af?

MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just watch out when you come down.

justanotherepic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taking you to new highs.

PencilthinPornstache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude let's score some height

erveek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One that won't make you sick?

mrspeacockwasaman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Height Girl!

T00l_shed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"These boys must have hero in their bones, and you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins"

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:22:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling-but-not-Heights-man

BlueCaracal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You beat me to that one.

The_Brutally_Honest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about highman?

The_Brutally_Honest ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

or fuck it, go with hymen

Th0masJefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm high, man. Has a certain ring to it.

Hanifsefu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallguy

It's not heights. It's falling from heights that gets me. That and taking the rap for a crime that I'm way too much of a pussy to ever commit.

hthu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HiMan

Mirshikar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And company. All together they are known as, The Himen.

luthan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah I was looking for you, scrolling endlessly through this haystack of comments. But now I found you. Now, we can drink together and discuss this weakness we share, so we can grow stronger...together

glynstlln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should have said high-man. Gotten then triple entendre

dockerhate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"We meet again, tall shelf. But you haven't met my partner--STEP STOOL!"

v1ct0rious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The most grounded super hero of them all.

Lichtsprecher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be your young ward, High Dive Boy

clawclawbite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm risk-of-fall-guy.

Is your team recruiting? I require an OSHA approved HQ. That means no walkways without railings...

xMWJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hell yeah

Superfool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm with you. It's so crippling...

Unserene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I prefer The Acrophobian.

Viltris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Important question: Are you afraid of heights? Or are you afraid of tall people?

Uzamakirider973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Should be Highman

SlashArmpit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nemesis: Vertigo

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 590 points ยท Posted at 16:19:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry about the other post I had where it said Bateman instead of Batman.

Kandorr ยท 1018 points ยท Posted at 16:23:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TPYO-MAN!

TypoInUsernane ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 16:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can I be his sidekick?

Kandorr ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 16:43:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"redditor for 2 years"

Your days has come, friend.

PS: Would Tpyo-Man's sidekick be named "Siedkick"?

llMinibossll ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 17:07:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Tpyo-Man and Siedkick, protecting the world from The Grammar Nazis, Errorists, and those dirty Commanists!

Zankastia ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 17:17:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please, let, the, comanism, in peace, thank, you.

Future_Jared ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:24:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thppt can't thppt understand thppt your accent thppt

LeavesCat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, thought he was misspelling "communists".

Also, summoning /u/commahorror

Augenis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The, writers, have, nothing, to, lose, but, their, punctuation

iamreeterskeeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also occasionally allies with Dyslexiaman!

AlloyedClavicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Red Pen Menace!

BeastMcFeast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rypoman and Sidekock - always a letter away

theotherlee28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, sikedick

DredPRoberts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And missspeller boy.

carlospeleto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dislexia boy

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
competenttyper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only if I can by his Arch-Rival!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously? You should have had no typo and kept everyone looking.

supercheetah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've never heard of a sidedick.

GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What type is he?

paxgarmana ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 16:55:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am sure somebody is afraid of Jason Bateman

ras344 ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 17:08:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking Patrick Bateman.

SearMeteor ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Master Bateman

glasgow_girl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:18:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Makes sense considering Christian Bale played both

paxgarmana ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:50:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ooooooh excellent point

cjdudley ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:45:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is an idea of a Bruce Wayne - a sort of abstraction - but there is no real me.

-- from Bateman Begins

ArtThatSucks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have to go return some video tapes.

DickIomat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi, Jason Bateman"s personnel Butler here. He makes me call him master.

tekoyaki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be Batemanman

tnc0696 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't that make him Batemanman?

Bamboozle_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:18:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Patrick Bateman is pretty damn scary though, so it could work.

NiobiumGoat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:27:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either way Christian Bale.

Terracot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Bateperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You called?

SSBM_Caligula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm more scared of Bateman than Batman.

knot_my_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is a street where I live called Bateman street but the e is always scratched off the sign.

IronOhki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman. Bateman. Batman. Bateman.

TommyVillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't be sorry, man!

Danteh1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

B8man??

g0atmeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why don't you have a seat over there

escott1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And then he becomes a skilled practitioner of a particular art or activity.

yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bananastand-on-fire man.

zaphodp3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Referred to affectionately by his protรฉgรฉs as Master Bateman

Raaide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NormanBatesman

kackygreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, it was the same actor.

Toxicitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bateman is the master.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jason Bateman terrifies me tho so it works.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Why am I gilded? I know I reposted, and there are still posts with way more upvotes than mine that aren't gilded.

Kalipygia ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 17:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Involuntary-Manslaughter Woman.

amyyyyyyyyyy ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:52:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the same. I hate it when I kill people by accident. On purpose is more fun ๐Ÿ˜„

guyinokc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:49:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You a cop or a doctor?

Kalipygia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Neither.

Warthog_A-10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Driver?

[deleted] ยท 341 points ยท Posted at 16:38:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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jandamic ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 19:40:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

4% people decapitated not dead tho

Jmgr3c0 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:15:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Decapitated in a horrible car wreck but not dead man

Massilia ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:07:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can be decapitated internally and still survive - it has happened before in car accidents

biggerstr0nger ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:06:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This makes absolutely no sense, and for some reason I'm ok with that.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"So doc, what's the prognosis?"

"I'm sorry to say you've been decapitated.....from the inside."

NeonLime ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:59:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

decapitation was an inside job

wreckingballheart ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:01:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It's a legit thing. Internal decapitation happens when the ligaments that hold the skull onto the spinal column are no longer holding them together. Your skull basically balances on the first cervical vertebrae, and so when the ligaments get torn or detached technically your skull is no longer connected to the rest of your skeleton.

Edit: I can't English.

Syenite ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hate it when that happens.

Massilia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Internal decapitation happens when the ligaments connecting the head and spine are severed, so the severance of nerves and rupture of the airway and blood vessels that normally cause death in decapitation (no more blood to the brain or signals between organs and brain) doesn't happen in these cases, but only a limited number of patients survive for long. Edits: language

Ghitzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So they claim

liquor_for_breakfast ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:42:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Specific! I like it

iamreeterskeeter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:35:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My first boss died in a car accident like that. He was decapitated on impact. His wife was riding with him and survived. Very sad.

Kylearean ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I suppose it's better than Partially-ejected during-minor-accident-girl

onodriments ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Lets go to Tom on the scene, hi Tom." "Hi Kate. Things are getting pretty crazy down here. The mob has become violent and are setting fire to... Oh whats that? Look! Its Decapitated in a Horrible Car Wreck Girl! Yeah, shes here. Thats her, slouched over on the bench over there... Anyway, the mob is setting fire to buildings and breaking windows. Pretty crazy down here. Back to you, Kate."

LoraRolla ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:17:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The costume for this one would be rough.

fiafem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:32:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You HAVE to see the movie "The Babadook" (2004)

Phister_BeHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you Jane Mansfield?

happykins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well that escalated quickly.

hoilst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You superhero vehicle is a Volvo and Ralph Nader is your Commissioner Gordon.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you throw flaming melting heads at people as an attack or stop car crashes where people would be decapitated or would you cause that as much as possible or would die in crashes repeatedly until you get it right or do you have to not feed your car gasoline after midnight or do you

[deleted] ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 16:20:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Wiseguy72 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So...your costume looks like this?

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:47:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Wiseguy72 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 16:50:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's perfectly Safe!

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:52:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

umar4812 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:06:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry. It's just a YouTube link to a video where a couple are dressed in body condoms.

TimmyP7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not even Eyebleach?

DrMobius0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you're vastly overexagerating how bad it was

hussef ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:54:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Extremely safe actually

DrMobius0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the problem is if you try to insert. I could see a penis going in basically pricking (pun very intended) the condom and possibly causing it to tear.

NoncreativeScrub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, we've got a wiseguy.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A trick I learned. Use the middle button on your mouse, and it opens in a background tab. You can then mouse over the icon, or close out of it immediately, depending on the title.

dnoginizr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

worth the click

rck_james_bitch ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:59:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

My dad still thinks that movie is called The Naked Bullet.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Risky click

Minariku ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Risky Click of the Day.

No ragrets.

Tentaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I JUST SAW THAT!!

Phister_BeHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're a Redditor, pretty sure thats not a legit concern.

TheOneWhoReadsStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They're not as bad as the media makes them out to be.

craze4ble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And most of them are easily curable.

TheOneWhoReadsStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hell yeah man. My ex wife had all kinds of diseases.

Guerillagreasemonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a man who has asked his doctor for an std test and he looks at me incredulously and says "AGAIN!?!"

Its not that bad. As long as you can clear them up it just gets funny after a while.

peoweolootch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i could be your sidekick

kmarielynn ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 16:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowded Concert Venue Woman to the rescue! (if it isn't too crowded, of course)

sordfysh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:39:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it just me or did this jewel store we are robbing just get mobbed by drunk 19 year olds?

Yeah, I can't even get enough elbow room to drill open the lock! Dude. Stop moshing into me!

Oh SHIT! She's here!

Black3200 ยท 4516 points ยท Posted at 16:22:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police Man

Kempolazer ยท 5042 points ยท Posted at 16:37:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

Yay_Hills ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 17:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I would never have been able to say that

christo334 ยท 607 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afraidtoberacistman?

PM_WITH_TOTS ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 19:09:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would actually just be racist man which is a lot worse

christo334 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:01:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

he would be racist man but now that he said that he would never have been able to say that he became ''only'' afraid to be racist man

Rarvyn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Better than being "Black Man". Someone with that super hero name would presumably be the true racist.

DrMobius0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

at least he knows he shouldn't be, which is better than some people. Idk, as with everything race related, context is always the difference.

MaxDG1013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

racist man could mean that he's afraid of one racist. Instead, he's being-racist man.

huzaifa96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Racistman would mean that he's afraid of racists, period.

drunkenviking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah cause then you'd be running for president.

Era_krystian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

More like sadrealityman

christo334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

afraidofsocialpoliciesman?

fiafem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like a Democrat/3rd wave feminist.

uhoh_somersaultjump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

in real life

[deleted] ยท 564 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Best "username checks out" of all time

McKFC ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:15:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Username checks out" checks out

youngdaddymakinbeats ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:21:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because sometimes they don't.

McKFC ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:29:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

perv_bot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So meta.

RainbowTuba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zero_hope_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BZLuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This. This is why I keep coming back you reddit. You glorious bastards. Damnit, I'm home.

Letummordre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn

Skillster ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it his K/D?

poopellar ยท 422 points ยท Posted at 17:23:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his faithful sidekick. 'Robbing'

PandaLovingLion ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 18:04:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

CaptHayes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:29:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it.

chronologicalist ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Robin -> robbing

CaptHayes ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:06:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's that have to do with black people?

chronologicalist ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:12:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Racist stereotype? Black people are criminals?

Am I being trolled right now?

gorka_la_pork ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 20:34:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just realized that's actually a pretty good idea for derailing inappropriate jokes in the workplace. Just say "I don't get it" and watch them sink like a rock.

chronologicalist ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:45:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well shit it worked on me and I didn't even tell the joke

Soykikko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to elementary school.

IwishIwasaLoofah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:15:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you

Black3200 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ROFL!!!!

PM_me_that_BEAVER ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black people shorten words so Robbin' is good enough

OhHowDroll ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black people shorten words

wat

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He meant: Blc ppl short word, robbin gud 'nuf.

Bamboozle_ ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:15:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bullet Man would also work.

_idkidc_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:17:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Agh lead poisoning my only weakness!!"

vensmith93 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or Child-Supportman

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:04:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You became what you hated most

Black3200 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being black and a police officer..

mechanicalhand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you can't beat em, join em?

Black3200 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:42:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you can't beat them, shoot them

BoxingRaptor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:28:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like it.

cjdeck1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's police officer

Black3200 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police officer man doesn't sound as good, and officer man sounds like a Damon wayans movie

cjdeck1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Was just going for the Hot Fuzz reference, lol

Black3200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That totally went over my head

arksien ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maintaining his playboy life style thanks to the money he's made off civil forfeiture, police man is the hero Trump supporters need, but not the one they deserve. He's there to shoot the scary black teenagers and pepper spray the college liberals whenever YOU feel threatened!

funnyAlcoholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Dark-man (since I'm afraid of the dark) but we might be hero/villain of each other

Black3200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or my altar ego

ejeebs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's something I've never seen before: a superhero whose secret alter ego is another fucking superhero.

No mild-mannered Clark Kents or Peter Parkers for this guy, he just goes straight from being one crimefighter to being another crimefighter.

SirArlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

beat me to it. agreed

tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Starring Porno and Bribe easy

yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sting is disappointed.

Roxanne!

Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man man

Boris2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em!

Then you can start beating again...

Vesku88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All lives matter Man

KlangburysFinest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

CloudFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

slow day huh?

Skillster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:09:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only because there are more whites than blacks...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Skillster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:55:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not my point.

J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 16:40:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:03:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, as your nemesis I will leave you alone.

SuitedToast ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 16:21:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man

Wiseguy72 ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enemies Include:

  • The Killer robot: Podiumatron
  • The Microphone Mangler
  • The Power Pointer
Geminii27 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:06:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Heckler

Calvincoolidg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Mortal Weakness!

ASentientBot ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:03:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are way too good at generating these.

MrsD84 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:55:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, the Toast Master

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Microsoft fucking PowerPoint

awildtriplebond ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:37:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arch Nemesis: Lectern Luthor

anilsen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Our trusty sidekick Al Cohol helps us in times of need.

A40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speech! Speech!!

wolfbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Go on...

mirrorspock ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 16:40:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would either be Mirrors in the Dark Man or Captain Crippeling Debt

lostarchitect ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:28:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, I don't look in the bathroom mirror. I look down. I'm afraid that if I look in the mirror, what I see looking back at me won't be me.

mrbrightside1986 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:44:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I genuinely thought I was alone with this one! I always picture Ghostface popping up behind me if I was in the same situation!

lostarchitect ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For me, I'm afraid that I will be different. Someone else, or... Not human. I dunno.

TheOwlAndTheFinch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm afraid that I'll technically look the same, but something will be inexplicably wrong about my face, like Uncanny Valley style, so I won't know if it's me or not.

I just realized how oddly specific this is.

Pinkie056 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't mind so much if it made me look prettier...

Letummordre ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel you man, I don't look up in the mirror because I'm always afraid I won't be the only one in the mirror when I look up. That feeling that someone is behind you can be ignored as long as you never look up and see it.

mirrorspock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure it's a common phobia even

Fortysevens11 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:30:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Typo would like to have a word with you.

MissChanandlerBawng ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody M......

man-on-a-slide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Hey Bowie, what are you afraid of?"

"Mirrors in the dark, Man."

For some reason I couldn't help but read your comment in David Bowie's voice...

lifeboundd ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 16:41:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing-out-of-college Man

Wiseguy72 ยท 226 points ยท Posted at 17:51:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enemies Include:

  • Captain Calculus
  • King Orgo-angutan
  • The Textbook Merchant
lifeboundd ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 18:00:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Allies include:

Colonel Khan

Tim from Bio 400

Admiral Amazon

Kei from the basket weaving club

Dalek456 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:51:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Underwater basket weaving, I'll have you know.

sharkutterzero ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard she once wove 400 baskets underwater while fending off a small army of enthusiastic college students.

drizerman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And Wikiboy

UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:07:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tim from Bio 400

lifeboundd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you Tim from Bio 400?

Nixflyn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget The PDF Pirate, Robin Hood of the dorms, savior of student bank accounts.

MurgleMcGurgle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And Half.Commander

specialKswag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also gin

nimbycile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget Lifetime of Crippling Debt but No Degree

bfly21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You sir are this post's sidekick

Glockwise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

textbook merchant

I know one near my campus and I beat him by buying second hand novels instead.. or did I?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arch Nemesis: Annual Parking Pass Man

LetterSwapper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was defeated by Captain Calculus, along with his sidekick, Chemistry Lad. :(

Dabuscus214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling anxiety man

uberfission ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, I haven't taken classes in 4 years, last night I had a dream I was failing a class by 2 points and the professor wouldn't budge and give them to me. Fucking asshole IRL, wouldn't be surprised if he would actually do exactly that.

patanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Loan.

IronBoomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

With his mentor, failing out of grad school man!

Armani_Chode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Read this as falling out of college - just take courses on the first floor.

seolhyun01 ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 17:11:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holes Girl.

Uh oh.

Wiseguy72 ยท 398 points ยท Posted at 18:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enemies Include:

  • The Gravedigger
  • Excavator
  • Stanley Yelnats
4ThaLolz ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 00:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HA! Stanley Yelnats. That got me good!

dontjudgeme_monkey ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:46:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sick references bro!

yay855 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:30:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I actually understood that last one!

laturner92 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:55:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She means trypophobia holes, not holes in the earth lol.

dontstay-comfortable ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:51:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have you seen Bones? Also, Holes was my shit as a kid.

CaeligoCielo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed at Stanley Yelnats. I think I have to go watch that movie again, now.

KingPops6603 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:48:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That movies not scary at all!

TamarinFisher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mm mm onions

amoliski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can fix that.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is that a sex joke?

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:10:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think so, Google trypophobia

Ambralin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:26:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's the fear of tiny holes and it's actually really bothersome to... most people.

Don't Google it.

IHateTomatoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also never search YouTube for "Head & Shoulders" for some reason that first result is always very trypophobic

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:09:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes I know. Did you mean to reply to me or the other person?

raphbo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a sub and a phobia name for this, I have it too.

/r/trypophobia

thanatossassin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh fuck off sir!!! I don't know why I clicked it knowing I have the phobia, mine skin is crawling and I even started twitching from that fuckery.

raphbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is a place I would love to burn, though then we'd probably just end up with a bunch of holes again...

fjpruge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:25:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rip your inbox

The_Ganner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

escott1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

are you afraid of your holes?

DracoAzuleAA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

thanatossassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine skin crawls just thinking about it... I'd hope our superpower would be to make other people feel the same way.

kevie3drinks ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 17:01:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seeing Grandma Naked Man

[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:30:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NEKKED GRANDMA

You_Better_Smile ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:30:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nake-huh?

awanderingbark ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:57:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nekke...what?!?

Classic moment

NormalStu ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:50:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude read the post properly, it was fear not fetish.

kevie3drinks ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My bad

DerpYoshi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Against your archenemy, Gushin' Granny.

kevie3drinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or lady from the shining.

Calligraphistocation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha... Yep.. Pretty sure we can relate to this one right guys? Whistles inconspicuously and backs away slowly

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've actually seen my grandma wearing nothing but a bra and panties before

kevie3drinks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:04:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you just activated my super power of throwing up in my mouth.

dirty_mittens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ick. Accidentally saw mine many years ago as a kid

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same as a 26 year old

AdvocateSaint ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have seen both my game otters naked. I helped them dress up because one has partial paralysis from stroke and the other needed help with a bra.

kevie3drinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You call them game otters? You monster

Pinkie056 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're a good person, and your grandmas are very lucky to have you. I bet they both love you to pieces.

shoaibaligg ยท 410 points ยท Posted at 17:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma-- dammit

ldn09 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:17:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, that username is already taken

SutasSjet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:26:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachniman?

NormalStu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:47:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachn1man87

Hypothesis_Null ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:35:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just get specific!

like Black Wid-- dammit!

GustaftheGreat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why can't we follow the butterflies?!

Alemage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine would be Spidergirl or Spiderwoman. Those things are terrifying.

DracoAzuleAA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same

lurker_registered ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say this.

A_Wizzerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SuedForPlagiarismMan

HighCrestFactor ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 00:11:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StudentLoanMan

JillsWastedLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

would that I could up vote you 70,000 times. Instead I'll call myself:

70,000$-woman

PSA: if you defer your loans for 25 years they're forgiven at that point. This is my goal.

HighCrestFactor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:12:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh im public service forgiving my way to freedom. 10 years and its forgiven

Roivas7 ยท 443 points ยท Posted at 16:43:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Poker

(I'm afraid of needles)

Foolrussian ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 17:20:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poke-man. Gotta catch em' all!

yisoonshin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:10:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Say that in a Jamaican accent and ut'll be Poke-mon

DragonShadow42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:23:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surely if you're not getting vaccination injections it should be 'gunna catch 'em all'

DickIomat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Of course I am. And don't call me Sherly.

aka-dit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDs!

PorterDaughter ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 17:06:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I shall be your sidekick, The She-Syringe.

OhHowDroll ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 18:21:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The She-ringe!

IveAlreadyWon ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:44:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's just Sean Connery saying syringe

Canarchyst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PorterDaughter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shyringe!

needsmoresteel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She-ringe.

v13us0urce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How did he not think of that?

Updownbanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.................you mean she

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It was so obvious lol

damselindetech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Such a missed opportunity for She-ringe.

EnsignObvious ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:01:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Prick

ratchetthunderstud ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:13:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm honestly surprised that this isn't higher, but kinda relieved more people aren't stuck with it. I've never been ok with them, and fuck... that moment when the back panel allergy test wasn't clear and the nurse brought out a tray of over 100 allergen-laden needles.. and now I have to take one every two weeks. At least I don't have to give them to myself anymore, that was torture.

JesusIsDaft ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vladislav? Is that you?

ymcameron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I tended to torture when I was in a bad place"

jordandrako ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

ghostovgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poker? I dont even knower!

DrDisastor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Needler sounds more menacing.

JumpingBean12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your enemy is Diabetes

Incognit0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mister prick

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Join me, for I am Papercuts-to-the-eyeball Man. We shall fear together.

Unique5309 ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 16:56:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Guy.... Wait, I'm already my superhero.
I fight crime by approaching the criminal activity, they are so repulsed by me that they flee, the criminals, the victim, the cops arriving on the scene, leaving me all alone.
My 'secret' lair is my barren studio apartment, with an old mattress in the corner and the only light is my cold computer monitor. It's secret because no one cares where I live.
My superhero catchphrase, just soft and desperate weeping.

The_enantiomer ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 19:23:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feels-Bad-Man

Fortysevens11 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:27:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoncreativeScrub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:50:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But practically all of /r/incel are at your bidding, so at least you have that going for you?

Unique5309 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:52:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Guy doesn't want to hang out with those fellas.

NoncreativeScrub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good call

gorka_la_pork ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Guy, along with his faithful sidekick, literally nobody.

speelmydrink ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God, that's dark. Dark, depressing, and utterly hilarious.

SmoothEverytime ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:59:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wake up neo...

SirJaycub ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:31:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When you think about it that would be a pretty cool power. Like everyone would feel compelled to stay as far from you as possible. break up riots, probably clear buildings faster encase of fire, and be the only one at your favorite concert as long as you stay at the back.

TehSnowman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's like "end-of-Terminator 2" level heartbreak though.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Unique5309 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:29:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone guy doesn't steal and the mattress is for the guests that will never show up.
Alone guy sleeps next to the mattress.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living in my parents basement guy thats exactly like this and worse fear come true guy man guy

Anyway porcupine tree is good I think ill listen to that under the cabinets - dont get me unless its raining

NotAstraZeneca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TL;DR

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 16:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

peach girl

knot_my_dog ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're scared of peaches?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 227 points ยท Posted at 16:24:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

just the thought of that fuzz touching me gives me goosebumps and makes my heart rate go up. not kidding. idk why. i've just always been like that.

knot_my_dog ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 16:26:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about a peachy ass?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 16:26:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

please god no

knot_my_dog ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 16:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha sorry just picturing you being tormented by a nice peachy ass is hilarious.

[deleted] ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 16:51:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

just picturing you being tormented by a nice peachy ass

/r/nocontext

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:49:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zangor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We men get tormented by a nice ass very routinely. Really screws up out masturbation...schedule?

phledfred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CJer_extraordinaire ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:12:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[Redacted]

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:14:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

its just the fruit i'm scared of people!

My_Lonely_Hour ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ‘

CJer_extraordinaire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[Redacted]

bikey_bike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:23:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your username is exactly what I've consumed today.

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:09:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you sound like a good person bikey

metalkhaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please God, yes.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you confusing arousal for fear?

Touching sharp blades makes my balls tingle.

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thats slightly disturbing

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You know how it goes.

strawberryblueart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it because they feel like an animal, but it's a fruit? Because that is pretty freaky.

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

maybe i had a bad experience with peach fuzz when i was a baby. i really dont know.

ipdar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does it set your teeth on edge? On the plus side there are always nectarines!

1tsNeverLupus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm totally with you on this. Nectarines: the better peach. Or, just rinse the peach thoroughly before eating. If the fuzz is wet, it sorta un-fuzzes.

Nixflyn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does it go away if they're peeled?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

yes

ArgonGryphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would you eat a peeled one?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

in a non sexual way, yes.

ArgonGryphon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't bringing asses into the equation like the other guy. Just fruit.

secretstina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think I'm your enemy then because peaches are my favorite fruit, not nectarines but peaches specifically because of the fuzz and the contrast it has with the juiciness as you bite in.. Mm... I want a peach now.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should get/pet a sphynx cat. They feel like warm peaches.

Supapeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit

Steadygirlsteady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We had a peach tree in our backyard growing up, and that fuzz fucking hurts! You have to rinse them off before you eat them. Apricots are way better.

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about kiwis?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

they're okay.

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like them. They remind me of testicles.

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

your username might explain that

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't judge me

rose_des_vents ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

me too!

Dedj_McDedjson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Peaches"

Movin' to the city,

gonna get away from peaches

Movin' to the city,

Gonna get me away from peaches

Movin' to the city,

gonna get away from peaches

Movin' to the city,

gonna hide away from peaches

Peaches come from a can,

they were put there by a man

In a factory downtown

If I had my little way,

I'd burn peaches every day

Sun-soakin' bulges in the flaaames

Take a little napalm to the peachy shits

Destroyed a rotten peach with my fists

And laughed at them, for so looong

I built an escape hatch way down inside

Made a little safe room for me to hide

The fuzz touching my hand can make me cry

I hate those peaches, peaches on trees

I hate all peaches, peachy fuzz freaks

(Reprise)

ItsQuadPod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck everyone thinks I'm crazy but I actually found someone who agrees with me! Fuck peaches, and all of their fuzz.

KyotoGaijin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife is afraid of butterflies.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm afraid of over-ripe bananas, like when they are almost all black. I found one that was full of maggots once and now I can't even touch them.

Wiseguy72 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:43:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your archenemy?

The vile Dr. George Ia.

Phtefan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:04:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Greetings from the Tomatoman

Zatalia ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:13:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, Pomegranate Lady here!

Bamboozle_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you can say everything is not peachy when you are around peaches.

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

that would be right bamboozle

PorterDaughter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone beat you to it, though it's not a superhero story.

contactee ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:38:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You have haptodysphoria. My wife also has this condition. No velvet for us!

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hell no!

cathartista ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:36:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god oh my god. This is a thing??? Velvet and suede. Ugh microfiber....my hands are sweating think about it ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

contactee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It IS a thing! You're not alone, nor as weird as you thought.

unmaned ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do I dare to eat a peach?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

never!

Kalipygia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I could ea.... no nevermind that's creepy. Carry on.

DrMobius0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aka inbox girl

Ambralin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about our Goddess, Princess Peach? :(

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:48:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

she seems like a major hoe

tekjunky75 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you good with nectarines?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

in a non sexual way, yes.

Felonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is not relatable, but it is endearing.

huzaifa96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peach Girl? You mean like this?

Just a coinkindink. :)

AlexandWolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you perhaps related to this man?

coffeepizzaavacados ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

possobly. i could not get through the part of the hands squeezing the peaches and i probably would have reacted the same as him. i really thought there were more people like this.

Emberinthesun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just eat nectarines. There's no fuzz on then.

Just-Call-Me-J ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 16:45:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede-man

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any human on there?

mightymouse513 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:32:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, he could call himself The Human Centipede (like how in the first spider-man movie Peter tried to call himself the Human Spider).

bluescape ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:54:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't that just be Humancentipede?

plasmidlifecrisis ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, man. That's would be if a centipede was afraid of humans, which wouldn't happen because centipedes are just legs and evil and spite and legs and fury and legs.

xahnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, no, it was millipedes who wished for legs three times.

The centipede's third wish was for teeth.

DavieJ183 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I feel your pain. Centipedes freak me the hell out too

RCkamikaze ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I third this.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:14:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glad I've spotted a fellow warrior.

We must continue this fight until their disgusting scourge has been wiped out.

chasin_waterfarts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The battles rages on, brother!

AirRaidJade ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:21:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Long live the resistance!

Embeast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:09:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would like to be your sidekick, since mine was going to CentipedeWoman.

Future_Jared ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just need a third in here

LazyTheSloth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ill join that group. I'll be..... The millipedian.

Therearenopeas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwig Woman here in your time of need!

ugly_kids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

surprised this was so far down

i would also take millipedeman

Just-Call-Me-J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ironically, I'm totally fine with millipedes.

ugly_kids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

youre insane

Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just wondering: what's the difference?

Just-Call-Me-J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedes have 1 pair of legs per body segment. Millipedes have 2 pairs of legs per body segment.

Millipedes' legs are also less apparent. They're pretty well-hidden underneath their bodies, similar to the legs of a pill bug. Meanwhile, centipedes' legs are large and visible to the point of obnoxiousness.

Wikkiwikki420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Find my other comment in the thread.

Anarroia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human Centipede-man

FTFY

fuzzipoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, a fellow warrior. I was going to post "Tropical Centipede Woman" but it doesn't really roll off the tongue.

'Cause house centipedes? Yeah, they creepy. I've shared a shower stall with one in my freshman dorm. It wasn't the most relaxing shower, but overall it was fine.

Tropical centipedes tho... I've got a whole island to share with them and they're never far enough away. I've been bit once, and that was enough for my lifetime.

House centipedes are cute compared to their armored, enormous, near invincible, brown-blue tropical sisters.

boygeorge-ftm ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth Boy

MoxMono ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:22:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly Boy here.... Your sidekick

DonaldFarfrae ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:45:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Phew, at least there are others. Never thought I'd meet you guys.

literally_a_possum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few posts down there's a Mothwoman...maybe you two should meet up.

DonaldFarfrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for setting us up. Haha.

AnotherThomas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baron Butterfly here, evil supervillain nemesis to your goody two-shoes silliness. Along with my second-in-command, Lieutenant Lepidoptera, we harness the power of the most frightening creatures on the planet. We flutter up into our enemies' faces, dodging their frantic slaps with all the precision of a paper airplane caught in a hurricane. Then, upon landing on their brows, we just flap the fuck out of our wings right onto our victims' eyelids, occasionally rubbing our hairs on them as well if we're feeling particularly vile.

wylamsoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are we the butterfly-man family?

janefromvegas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arthur, is that you?

adventure_crime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THEY FLY LIKE THEY'RE BROKEN!

princesskate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth Woman here!

chillvilletilt ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My exwife taking the kids, my house and my money while leaving me to battle with self doubt and crippling depression all while managing to stay out of the bottle because my horrible childhood lead me to turn off all of those around me and not having anyone to discuss the bourgeois with-man

WhatAboutDubs ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:14:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Look, a bird! No, a plane! No it's..."

aaron552 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IT IS A PLANE! AND IT'S CARRYING DR. BEES!

JeIIyDM ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

METTKMHAMMWLMTBWSDACDAWMTSOOTBBMHCLMTTOAOTAMANHATDTBW-man for short

minicpst ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you ok?

platitood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Updikeman!

Probablynotspiders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You will be okay. The pain never goes away. But one day your wake up and realize you're a different person.

RepossessionMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too thanks

DickIomat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn... Depress others man

ToxicMelon ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:56:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mydadman

Salty_Dad69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a dark story here

the_clash_qc ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I heard that his dad used to beat him up with jumper cables

BiigDaddyDellta ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old man!

Damnit

MurgleMcGurgle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Both your sidekick and arch enemy are named Gary.

BobDumps ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:00:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looking-at-my-bank-account-man

karter0 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:25:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eggplantman

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:38:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eggplants?

rck_james_bitch ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:03:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah man...eggplants.

Therealeggplant ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:06:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello ;)

Calligraphistocation ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:28:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your time finally came young eggplant. Redditor for two years and you've done it!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:07:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

U/karter0 wouldn't get along with my grandma.

cassanaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ†

Calligraphistocation ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:30:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have to agree with you here. Eggplants are terrible; they're too wide to fit.

gugudan ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:49:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights-Ma.... no fuck this. I'm climbing back down.

e: To be more true, I guess I'd be Ascension Man. Heights don't bother me. Climbing bothers me. It's the ride up that makes me weak in the knees and white knuckling anything I can reach. Once I'm there on a steady surface, I'm fine.

Geminii27 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:09:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Are you in trouble? Not sure who to turn to? Call Ascension Man - he's up for it!"

ChoklitThunder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:17:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Similarly I would be Falling To My Death Woman.

gugudan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always figure if I can fall from a sufficient height, at least I'll finally be able to do a triple somersault.

Luxxanne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you somehow related to the elevator-man?

Xman-atomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The exact opposite for me...maybe we should unite to become acension man, together we are more powerful than we could ever imagine.

JayFTL ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:29:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyWifeAfterIForgetSomethingSheNeverToldMe-Man

Andybarteaux ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:31:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This.

pingy34 ยท 401 points ยท Posted at 16:48:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumphillaryman

doorkn00b ยท 430 points ยท Posted at 17:40:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trum, Phil and Lary must be scary folks.

Galbert123 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 18:35:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have seen all of these people, incredible people. And let me tell you, I have seen A LOT of people, and these three are by far the scariest, I promise you.

iamyourcheese ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 18:20:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They have curved swords! Curved swords!

JealotGaming ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:18:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They were howling. Those werewolf tales are true.

bdicks37 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:02:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WarriorsfromHammerfellDude

Cheesyburrito30 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You complete me.

JetpackBatman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trum is a weird name

doorkn00b ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quit being Trumphobic

mjmannella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumman

doorkn00b ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Trumman show is a good movie

HopermanTheManOfFeel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, you can never trust anyone with an unfinished name.

CaptHayes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:33:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Future-of-our-country-man

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:51:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This one is pretty relatable.

Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AmericaIsFucked-man

benelito ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:30:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overdose-man!

Calligraphistocation ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:33:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Literally just read a couple in a row like: Ghost Man, Toast Man, Overdose Man. Sounded pretty dope at the time.

PM_Me_Random_Pix ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:12:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Panic Attack Man! And my sidekick, Vicious Cycle!

paintnwood ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GettingstabbedwhileI'mintheshowerbymywifeforleavingmysocksonthefloorbecauseIthinkitsfunnyman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nananana it's...

Hot_single_grills ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 17:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gender confuesed man... or maybe women, im not really sure

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:32:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

X-men

Anarroia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

XXY-men

FTFY

iamreeterskeeter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gender confused person?

Calligraphistocation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does that make you afraid of yourself...?

VEyeDoubleNWhy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:56:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee Man

HipHoboHarold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Same here. Bees, wasps, yellow jackets. Fuck all of them. I know it's a problem with bees going extinct, and that bumble bees are supposed to be pretty gentle creatures, but I still want nothing to do with them.

aaron552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DR. BEES!

MTLink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT IS A PLANE! AND THAT PLANE IS CARRYING... DR. BEEEEESS

Truly_Khorosho ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:35:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flatwoods Monster Woman

 

Seriously, that thing has always scared the hell out of me :(

speelmydrink ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What the devil is the Flatwoods Monster?

Truly_Khorosho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would be this little dude.

Only it's not little.
It was supposedly 10 feet tall, and scared the hell out of me when I was young.
It still creeps me out a few decades later.

speelmydrink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus, fuck that.

lambdapaul ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:04:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachnid Kid

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachnikid sounds much better.

Valdrax ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Britown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you're No Fun Man!

OnPhyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's Repost Man

Valdrax ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh no, I clearly don't fear that. :-)

IceyLemonadeLover ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothwoman. Don't ask.

tttima ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:14:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why?

IceyLemonadeLover ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:24:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sighs

I'm afraid of moths because they constantly fly into my face, never anyone else's.

timidforrestcreature ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To lay eggs probably.... in the daaaark

IceyLemonadeLover ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I was going to sleep tonight. Now I probably won't.

heatherledge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've inhaled one that crawled into my inhaler and died. For reals. It hit the back of my throat and I coughed it into my hand.

FlameSpartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I found one in a pile of fries last night. Called my manager over and explained to her why I was throwing out six pounds of otherwise good potatoes.

heatherledge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ugh god. You're throwing them out because there are trace amounts of moth death dust mixed in. Barf and thank you!

FlameSpartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, if they were my potatoes, I wouldn't give a shit. But because I'm responsible for giving everyone the absolute best I possibly can, I had to.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, WHY is it ALWAYS THE FACE??!?

DonaldFarfrae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello, Mothman here.

IceyLemonadeLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh? I'm not alone!

DonaldFarfrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got the creeps just typing that word.

IceyLemonadeLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I get the creeps just thinking of them flying around.

NiobiumGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jontron would be Mothmanman

IceyLemonadeLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or Scissormanman.

Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My ex was that way. Well any flying insect , flying directly into her face, perhaps her eyeballs, up her nose, in her ear, or down her mouth. Lots of reasons to be afraid of moths.

SXECrow ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale-Man

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:04:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those damn whales. Comin to our country. Taking our jobs.

Too bad I live in Nebraska where whale hunting is illegal. (look it up)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too bad I live in Nebraska where whale hunting is illegal

Wait, what?

FlameSpartan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's serious. Nebraska has a law against whale hunting.

Fucking Nebraska. Hundreds of miles away from an ocean. Has a law. Against whaling.

SXECrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live in Montana, there is no reason I should be afraid but I'm goddamn terrified. All we have to worry about are bears, Cougars, and Rocky Mountain alligators.

mel626 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be whale girl. At least I'm not the only one afraid of whales.

SXECrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I blame Pinocchio.

clayduck ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:56:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Man.

Those motherfuckers don't have shoulders!

Kiesman387 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I had to read so far down this list to find someone with the same fear as me. I started to think maybe I'm weird for hating the danger noodle bastards.

FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are. There's a pain in the ass name for your fear: ophidiophobia.

minicpst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakes, fish, and those wavy things they put outside car dealerships.

Why is this not higher on the list?

Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are they heads on really long necks or heads on really long tails?

someguyfromtecate ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:44:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mywifemissedherperiod-man.

Uncle_Stew ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:21:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AwkwardscenariosMan

Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enemies Include:

  • Scott's Tots
Bernie_Brewer ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:37:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're-a-Disappointment-Man

ClassySavage ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:23:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like, I already know, dude.

Bernie_Brewer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

That's just like, your opinion

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you're a side kick?

Kylearean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry. :(

RamblingMutt ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:19:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadguy!

knot_my_dog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:27:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you scared of the dead or scared of death?

RamblingMutt ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:31:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A little of column A, a little of column B

Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rogues' Gallery includes the dreaded Halloweenie.

Debt_and_Depression ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:21:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trypophobia-Man!

Jakevader2 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 17:46:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're afraid of trypophobia?

NiobiumGoat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

trypo(phobia)2

ImAStupidFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

trypopphhoobbiiaa?

snoozefest8000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too-Many-Holes Man?

ClassyPornOnly ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:56:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ยฐโ€ขยฐ.โ€ขโ€ขยฐ.';ยฐ:โ€ขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโ€ขยฐ.โ€ขโ€ขยฐ.';ยฐ:โ€ขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโ€ขยฐ.โ€ขโ€ขยฐ.';ยฐ:โ€ขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโ€ขยฐ.โ€ขโ€ขยฐ.';ยฐ:โ€ขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโ€ขยฐ.โ€ขโ€ขยฐ.';ยฐ:โ€ขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ

Debt_and_Depression ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My KRYPTONITE!

andnowforme0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What did he mean by this?

rzar94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DONT

todayishalloween ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should google trypophobia to find out!

shiianiia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:26:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never fucking do that! I scratched for a week straight ):

Lolicon_des ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or visit /r/trypophobia

Toxicitor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tryptophobia is an instinctual revulsion many people feel when they look at people covered in holes. If you're susceptible, looking at google images of it will give you nightmares. The guy above posted ascii pictures of holes.

I_OError ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trypophobia

I'm with you on this. Just looked it up, the pictures gave we the willies.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holeman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Grammar Nazi, TYPOphobiaman! Muahaha!

Xtinguish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I will only beleive in trypophpbia when I meet someone who can't touch a peice of pumice. Until that day I will always consider it a fictional phobia

TheSeaOfThySoul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know man, with the amount of people online who go batshit over it, I'm inclined to believe it's real. I don't have it, but some of the pictures are disgusting, I can see where these things would join up - do yourself a favour and don't Google "Surinam Toad", and then watch videos.

I mean, I don't get ASMR - but millions of people can't be lying about such an insignificant thing. I apply the same thing to Trypophobia.

Xtinguish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know about the surinam toad, I also don't know a single person who doesn't find it unerving. Like...a single person. it's not a phobia if it's universal, it's just a survival instinct. For the same reason you don't reach your hand into an unknown hole or move yourself into rapidly moving water or a sheer drop.

It's a survival instinct, not a phobia. If it doesn't interfere with your life and is UNIVERSAL it's not a phobia.

xhaltdestroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's unnerving because of the holes or because the babies are under its skin?

Looks like I am that one single person.

YeOldePoopeSock ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:39:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhh... DeadChildren Man

Eldritch_Squirrel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder what your Bat Signal equivalent would look like.

melance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Little Girls in Blue Dresses, Especially Twins Man

mrdan1969 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus, his superpower would be that the mere mention of his name brings sadness to all who hear it!

Jizzlobber42 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bill

sweetness__1024 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This deserves more upvotes.

korny12345 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:10:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

MikeKM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lover of the penis or just shy?

ZooRage ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:21:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blood loss man

Wiseguy72 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"When BloodlossMan is around, the efforts of crime will be in vein."

Your enemies Include:

  • The Leech
  • Razorman
  • The Bloodletter (A Homicidal Mailman)
johnnybiggles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sidekick: Mr. Gawz

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poverty man

goatman2112 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:58:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Goatman

NiobiumGoat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:32:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goatman

BAA-AAAA-AAAAA

Fighter of the Sheepman

BAA-AAAA-AAAAA

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your archenemy would be The Goatfucker, lover of goats. Wears turbines, and his catchphrase is "Allahu Ackbar."

Wiseguy72 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:42:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wears turbines

"Nothing can compare to the feeling of a goat in your arms and the wind in your turbines."

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:44:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck. I meant turban. Thought it seemed wrong to wear a jet engine on your head...

PrettyBigChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/r/denton whatup and yeah Rush rules

ImnotJayR ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

fikis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There you are, friend!

Severnator ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Change-man

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you happen to be a baby boomer?

Take_A_Penguin_Break ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe Severnator's a millennial and is afraid of coins (change)? Credit cards fit nicely in the wallet, pennies not so much

Darkmetroidz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:15:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman.

otherhand42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But by night you become... DR. BEES!

metastasis_d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No shit; same here.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly Lass

SabreGuy2121 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:41:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crtl-F "butterfl..."

OH MY GOD THERE'S TWO PEOPLE AFRAID OF BUTTERFLIES!

Butterflyman just isn't a bad ass superhero.

2awesome4words ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me too, friend. Me too.

set2jet ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:55:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody-walking-in-on-me-while-in-the-stall-mid-wipe-man

JustTheDecoy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it a hobo? Is it a beggar? No!

It's...

FAILURE MAN

edave64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:12:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry folks! I won't save you!

ObinRson ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Eternal Nothingness After Death-Man

I'm sad now.

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

Yarxing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like you would be your own worst fear, but that would make you policemanman..

maroonmonday ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:24:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fall Guy, and great now I have to see if they have that show on Netflix.

lvllabyes ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:40:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

isn't that the band that wrote "my songs are aware of what you did with the lights off"

maroonmonday ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could be, but before that it was a bad ass 80s TV show.

PrettyBigChief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was a great show.

Pm_me_anything_boobs ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:46:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am the real Spider-Man

Yay_Hills ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He the real Spider-man its me!

GreyHero2005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of us!

WellWornSword ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:47:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

aceofspades9963 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All the good super hero names are already taken.

Tiriantheimp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:42:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain aneurysm boy

DystryR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's an Aneurysm got to do with running around in the jungle?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whenever conversation die out, I mention that. It lights up the group a little.

Kryimsson ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:06:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Guy

BACONbitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now more than ever, I am so freaked out by clowns.

poopellar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man.

load_more_commments ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:39:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I fear cockroaches

Oh no, I'm Cockman.

OprahWinqueef ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rape Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

surprised this wasn't higher, considering how girls describe it as a constant fear

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:30:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing-old-with-limited-achievements man

hood1e ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wakingupearlyforschool man

tst3c ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:01:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wakingupearlyforlife man

Calligraphistocation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wakingupearlyforwife man

Srimnac ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:17:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public bathroom man

pwndepot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And his sidekick, Urinal Boy!

TerminalFreeze ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:19:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gamma-ray-burst-man

At any moment, we could be killed by a death ray from space that might already be on its way and not even know it.

It's like a brain aneurysm, but from outer space.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is what keeps me awake at night.

Hencenomore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No that's the brain aneurysm.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wish it would happen

transientwealth ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:32:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Period blood man!

Wiseguy72 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You would have a Tampon as a Sword and a Maxi-Pad as a shield.

poopellar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:26:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tampon as a forehead shield would be better.

Calligraphistocation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can just imagine him walking around with Maxi-Pads stuck all over his body as his armor.

Unstable_Maniac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's an ad of a guy with this somewhere.

356afan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There is an episode of Superstore where the guy is covered with them.

Unstable_Maniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What is superstore?

356afan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only the funniest show on TV right now!

http://www.nbc.com/superstore

Unstable_Maniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh! American thing... gotcha.

NiobiumGoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need someone to draw this.

bfly21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously been laughing out loud at work over your comments.

UwasaWaya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear not the bloody battlefield, my child, for it saves farthings on lubrication, and thine meat saber shall taste of conquest!

JillsWastedLife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ok I'm going to share the grossest sex story of my life, please be kind, I'm really out on a karma limb here:

had just got with my boyfriend (together almost 4 years now, buying house together, marrying one of these days.. my point being he didn't run after this!)

we were at a hotel (both living with family so we needed to get motels until we moved in together!) and he was horney as hell and I said "well, I'm on my period" and he said "so? I'm not scared" so I said... "ok, then... "

so we fucked. when it was over he stands up and he has blood from his abdomen to his thighs... and he's like "holy shit! I gotta shower!" so I stand up and literally there was a half human size blood spot on the bed... he's like "god damn woman!" and I said "well I warned you!"

we showered, slept on 1/2 of the bed that night with the other half covered in towels... in the morning we left a 25$ tip and a note that said "I'm so sorry!" and we never went back to that hotel... also never had period-sex again. to be honest, I was both embarrassed and disgusted! but he didn't make me feel bad about it.

and we've been together ever since! now I say "I'm on my period" and he says "is your mouth available?"

timidforrestcreature ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
BoxingRaptor ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:26:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladder-Man.

Wiseguy72 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:38:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"When facing either death or rescue, always choose the Ladder."

Rude-And-Reckless ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:28:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honey badger man

PM_ME_SAM_ROCKWELL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honey badger don't give a shit. He's hungry.

banjowashisnameo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:47:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be Hypengyo man who has Hypengyophobia. Which is the fear of taking responsibility. So I will have the fear of taking the responsibility of being a super hero

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman

AllTheJello ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:16:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That-dread-you-get-when-they-shove-the-camera-into-the-sharks-mouth-on-tv-man. duh.

Damien_Damien ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:54:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitman. Emetophobia's a reeeeal bitch.

SirDinkus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CripplingDebt Lad.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:48:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pedophileman

twyste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oh grow up!

i-heart-trees ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:37:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I get the feeling folks are gonna get the wrong idea from Serial Killer Man.

Wellneht ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

America-After-The-Election-Man

Girl_in_a_whirl ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:20:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prisongirl

rahane0099 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:50:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:52:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something you've been hiding, or just a superhero?

CheshireSmiles13 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:27:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OceanDweller,

I'm pretty scared of deep water, despite my love of the ocean it terrifies me to know what could be lurking below me

garycarroll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not at all irrational. If there was a tiger in the woods behind your house, you would fear it, and rightly so.

There are things in the ocean that could consider a tiger a light snack.

We lived on a bay in the middle of nowhere for a while and determined that while about 50% of the things living in the bay were quite tasty, about 90% had painful and likely venomous spines or sharp teeth. But it's not just the deep that is scary - I've seen a nine foot bull shark catching mullet in knee-deep water.

The_Zanester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im in the same boat as you. So I'll be your sidekick, Blobfish boy

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:42:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't have any fears.......

.....Man

Wiseguy72 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You could be called Fear Itself

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Braveheart

ImperialWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really?

Not even prions?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've seen the way people with fears react to the things they fear, and I can confidently say that nothing had made me react in any likewise fashion.

I used to have a fear of getting separated from my parents when I was younger, but grew out of it.

melance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Daredevil

TheSeaOfThySoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought all humans were supposed to have an ever-present fear of the unknowable and unforeseeable looming over them?

FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not necessarily a hard rule. It's suuuuuper common, yeah, but anything is possible when you add the human element.

biggerstr0nger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So edgy

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:21:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghost

thehomiesthomie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghostghost

a poltergeist with a poltergeist

If_In_Doubt_Lick_It ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toast-man

Rhadamanthus2020 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Powdered Toast Man?

dagobahh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:36:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpeechMan

xpertangel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:36:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pantophobia

throw-away_catch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KidsMan

AttonRand1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ebola-Man

beatrouac ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:47:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

ScreamingFlea23 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man.

Ukelele-in-the-rain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:53:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachwoman

rck_james_bitch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:55:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

bigscience87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:58:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear Annihilation Man

It's a little wordy but I bet my powers are awesome

Dr_Doorknob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:01:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am a doctor scared of doorknobs, this is false because I have a PhD and love doorknobs.

No_Longer_A_Menace ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:02:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Professor Failure

Woodie626 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suddenly Phasing Out Of This, And Into A Different Universe Man.

Probably Spootaidu-Man for short.

rockthatissmooth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crane Fly Lady

Kelmax54 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:13:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IWillNeverBeSuccessfulMan

hanna_tek ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacygirl

teawar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:25:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slendermanman.

ym101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AwkwardBonerman

SkierBeard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:56:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mathman. Seems counter intuitive.

Nyxtraza ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerwoman

Gothelittle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:49:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've actually given this genuine thought.

Vine Woman.

They creep me out. They grow so fast (many of them in my area) and get in where plants shouldn't be. They'll disappear into a structure and suddenly make their appearance "in the middle of nowhere". They'll tear down an abandoned house by themselves.

Vine Woman would be able to grow vines out from her arms and roots out from her feet within less than seconds and wrap up enemies, or unlock doors, or just work their way into cracks and rip things up Ent-style. And then retract innocently back into her body when she's done.

tax1999 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Masterbating caught at workman

Grim-aces ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:47:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-situations-man

Vhyx ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President-Trump-Woman

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:54:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Vhyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My superpowers include the ability to summon mobs of angry racist white men and immunity to facts and reason.

Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am President-Hillary-Man. My powers include making people commit "suicide by four shots to the neck", missunderstanding internet culture, and blaming everything on the spooky alt-right.

Vhyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mortal nemesis, we meet again!

Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're even getting a crossover-movie soon!

bunglejerry ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claymation Chicken Man

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's the story behind this?

bunglejerry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No real story. Claymation chickens creep me the fuck out.

basementreligion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chicken Run?

THE_STOCKINGHATHERO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey real chickens freak me the fuck out so I get it.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

Jaereth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right? Black women are fucking nuts.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Umm

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I have a fear of black people

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually kinda understandable atm. They have been going kinda ape shit recently.

friggin_guy ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ape shit

Woah woah woah watch the racism

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn my b, just a saying, let me rephrase that. They have been going bananas lately*

FlameSpartan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That could still be easily interpreted as a racist statement, just saying brah.

A-HuangSteakSauce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women-Man.

Exploding_Antelope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Public Speaker

highkingofkadath ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Anesthesia Awareness

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god. If I ever need surgery, I'll probably just beg them to let me die, I'm so afraid of this. I don't think they make any drug that could knock me out in the event of that panic.

SybariticLegerity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the unavoidable end of the universe where there is a uniform distribution of energy and nothing can exist and never will again man

mcguire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Save me from the kidnappers, The Unavoidable...Man!"

"Meh. Why bother? We're all going to be disassociated quarks soon, anyway."

Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

what about gravity pulling everything back together and collapsing the universe eventually again?

OtherSideofSky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mycrazyroommatewholivesupstairsandusedtodatemylandlordman

seriously she is so scary. she barely talks, looks like a vampire, and she only comes down from her creep upstairs loft to make a pot of tea in the kitchen and i am pretty sure she has a wolf as a pet

DemiseLikely ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman! Oh, wait.....

nateness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late for a Date with a Lady Man.........ehhh that doesnt sound like.

SavedWoW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scat man.

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub.

Fuck_Blue_Shells ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man

ToastySpring219 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Meltman"

FTFY

ChickenFriedFresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see you

luigipheonix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Man

anevilpotatoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

Rob_Zander ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man. Ironically my favorite hero!

Stingray88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fale Imprisonment Man

Woozlebuttons ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharts Loudly and Stinkily in Public Girl!

Wingul-The-Nova ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bills-Rent Man!

I'm kicking down your door, and It's time to pay your dues!

StucktownSkeezer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

LozzDog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyson Airblade Girl

bittyinthecity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapewomen ๐Ÿ˜ถ

gnarwalbacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrumpBecomingPresidentMan

Coughdaddy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Shark-with-Gun-Man

dances_with_treez ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialization Woman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

K9 Man

DystryR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

Suppl-eye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkward-Man

Do-see-downvote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growingoldaloneman.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grasshopper-man

butteredcrumpet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogman!

Lazerspewpew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingrandomlyinafreakaccident-man

heliumspoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Other people man

idejtauren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moon man.
Unrelated to werewolves.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

ImAnEnEnemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your girlfriend is either nuts or you are a great loving boyfriend

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

teddyman

Not actual teddy bears, but teddy ruxpin

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looked it up. Name checks out.

ValdrNamtro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkward-urinal-conversation man

FlameSpartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, I've never seen anyone chatting it up at a urinal.

Where the fuck do you find those people?

RiperSnifle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Farting-in-a-crowded-elevator-person

idniwG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Wait...

RiperSnifle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ROBOTS-HUMAN

caucasianoddjob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Hornet Man

plantrune ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darknessman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Kahzgul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

9/10, would kill you again.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The other one lets you live so you suffer the torment of constantly remembering what it did to you.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman =) =(

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-Man

GemJack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poverty Man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman

Matteomakespizza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Man Turbulence Man Akward Conversation during dates man

TheManInsideMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poor Self-esteem Boy

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugwoman

kmalczon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so glad there's another person like me!

ReallyDrunkPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poopingatanincrediblyinconvenienttime MAN.

Every time your group of friends want to do something you have to shit before you can go. Leaving them in a fear of asking you to go out which results in you never getting invited ever again.....

Misterpeople25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

White collar man

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like, job, or shirt?

Misterpeople25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Job

Sensorfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning-To-Death Man! Flammable Boy, get to the Fire-mobile!

GIVINTHAMcD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireman?

stegosaurus32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

PM_ME_A_PLANE_TICKET ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone man.... aw crap it's descriptive, too.

JFKs_Brains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Rent.

darthbatman6679 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenmen

mynameisntpete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman man

Aelium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrokenCondom-Man

BitterJim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep Water Man

Dubeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thalassophobia-man

MyReddit_Handle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lots of tiny holes - man

carmeldelight2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lighting-Rape man

zx34cv12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrist man.... Well that's fucking dumb....

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any reason behind this?

zx34cv12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are plenty of reasons behind it, but ever since I can remember, I've never really been comfortable with them for some reason. I sorta loose my shit when anything happens to them or others though

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like, people getting their wrist hurt?

zx34cv12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, pretty much anything to do with wrists, even as simple as looking or thinking about one makes slight gives me slight nausea, watching a movie and a wrist jump scare pops up on screen my eyes are shut, anything to do with interaction with a wrist drive me up the fucking wall.

Something that seems insignificant but sometimes hinders my daily life quite a bit....

Zankastia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thalasoman? I suppose I protect the grand reefs then....

alwayslurkeduntilnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemploymentman.

Hey_its_me_dude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walkingaloneindarkman

rangi1218 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VAGINAMAN

SeaVarg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any-Land-Creature-With-More-Than-Four-Legs-Who-Isn't-Normally-Supposed-To-Have-Four-Legs-But-Was-Born-With-A-Deformity-Woman.

(Bugs, Arachnids, ect.)

lostonpolk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shopping Mall Santa with Bad Breath and Small Hands..... - Man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interactingwithgirlsman

vizzmay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outsideman.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repostman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cumshot to the back of your shorts while shopping at the supermarket man.

PM_ME_SAM_ROCKWELL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of supermarket do you shop at?

dpalaci0s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything man

Yahoo123i ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead-Family Man!

Fluffycutecats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Ranquish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That causes so much anxiety when moving to a different town/state

ThisIsMarvel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Germman, not to be confused with being German

whatgives1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman.

Lavender_Goooms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man but it sounds a little familiar for some reason

ctStar82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overflowing Toilet Bowl Man

EliteNomadTheRed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointman

kaoss77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losing a Child Man. :(

Padme10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ferret woman. How sexy lol

The_aquacats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walkenman

thehumanscott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Loneliness.

mightymouse513 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dino girl. Stupid T-rexes.

Dekeita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be your sidekick velociraptor-man

kinggzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting my pants man?

TheF0CTOR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feelsbadman

verycutegm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

House Centipede Man

kyub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

joshi38 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Outside-My-Comfort-Zone

Release82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying giant cockroach man. Fuck those things.

davematthews013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WHERE DID THE SPIDER GO THAT WAS ON THE WALL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!! MAN (caps intended)

WhereAreTheTurtlesAt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man, my powers are getting really red-faced and a dry mouth

AngrySmapdi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Open Spaces Guy

For petty crimes I could moonlight as Elephants Man. (Only a mild fear)

SonOfZaknafein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the tax man. Yeah, I'm the tax man.

bpastore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman.

clevverguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadendjobsat40man

shit-on-you ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man

Mrchezzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Magurdrac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Owen Wilson is going to be making movies for another 40 years man.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WhatTheFuckIsThat?!Ah!ASpider!... er, man...

100liam100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp-man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

GidsWy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Continual Professional Failure Man?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

h4m5t3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not going to jail and getting butt raped man.

foolanyfriend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-Trapped-In-An-Elevator-Girl

Psdjklgfuiob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

vaginaman

AlexIsAnAnchorBaby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StudentLoansMan

original-U1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDman. Can't wait to design my outfit.

VetleRattlehead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holeman, or Holelikepatternman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman

ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i thought i was alone. :D there is another. gawd its scary

jbraden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Syringe-man Snake-man Heightsman Deathman Diabetusman

negroiso ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointment Man

mann-y ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Heights Man

rightonein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UnemploymentMan

MilkRubble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult Responsibility's Man

whoisbear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Straightman

Archoholic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Remarried to my ex wife-Man

phlunkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResponsibilityMan

CanadianGem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tallman

I'm afraid of heights, name doesn't check out for me only being 5"5

ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol damit

GrantRusticus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy Man!

shalbow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment woman. :P

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman.

TipsFedoraSeductivly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toblerone man

Archerofyail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VomitMan

OPTheLegend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

seeing people man

Sea-Bot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Da Na Na Na ... Commitment Man!

Steeze32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vagina-man

Xav-Tay-Tor-Tot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternal-Emptiness-Afterlife Man

Z33taxi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitment

MiamiWise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

ruiner32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birman. Maybe I could be a lawyer

Deadbath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doll Man!

With my lifeless doll eyes, I shall scare criminals to justice!

ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

:( please don't

Deadbath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By the time I'm done with these criminals, the streets will be cleaner than my shiny, porcelain doll skin!

MarkTheAdventurer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness Man!

GrizzlyBearzi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lava Girl. Or Pyroclastic Flow Woman. Death-by-Geo-Thermal-Event Girl would probably cover it all.

knuckles23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man... seems cool

hwrm2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man

2017ccb1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting fucked in the ass man

Zaro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Analpenetrationman

frbap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bees.

Dingo_shark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kidneystonesboy

Dimaaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Out of marijuana Man

jerkmanj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman!

uncl3bobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sss-T- ST - STUTTER MAN

kooki1998 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Noman. Whenever I find a weakness/fear I kill it

Antikraft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman? Anyone?

mordicat1989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionspiderneedle Man to the rescue!

drew2057 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man.... holy shit!

MoistDinosaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My username

runningbrokerbassist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Success

Freeagnt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying On The Toilet Man

Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thats ....pretty specific!

quickflint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man?

JanJonDijonMustard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness man! Please don't leave me!

Aroseisarose73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High Woman (fear of heights)

Jade_GL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sewer grate woman

I don't like stepping on them, not one bit.

wrestlingfan007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man

originalname32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Germ-man.

I'd probably get mixed up a lot with German... the superhero afraid of people named Geremy.

oliveratom032 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

nubsauce87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Situationsman

Okhu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Anxiety Man, There is too many things to list.

IForgotMyPasswordGrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

windigooooooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ive seen your prophecies.

tkea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

principled_principal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Early onset Alzheimer's man

Keynan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Skippyt17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oblivionman?

Bboyle2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnalRape Man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

mandingoassman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

rolendd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherman

She scares the shit out of me more than anyone or anything else

mongey_quell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

GrmpMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearofdyingaloneman

meneye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insanity man......or The Joker.

Zeliss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never Becoming the Person He Wants to Be Man

RKellyyourmomsface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man to the rescue!

tomcatfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I-will-never-find-love-and-will-die-alone-man

BiPolarAmpersand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Man

WarriorBeard6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton as President Man.

missphoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanfetusskeletonswoman

I don't have an explanation

potaytoposnato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathgirl :(

demaseme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Man

ledbetterama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't value myself high enough to be a man boy

themotherstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Legless Woman. I'm scared of living things with no legs!

Pyroneer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialinteractionman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AccidentalPregnancyMan

shinypanda99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Internet history man

dh_zao ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

nickgrayiscool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl Man

curlygirl86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Woman

rustdrut79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vaginaman

egalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladyboy?

thisishowibowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicspeakingman

Enxer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Diarrhea man.

skankhunt101010 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[racial slur] man

PsychicPolar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman,

three_hands_man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakes in Toilets... Man.

steam116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this from some scarring personal experience a la Batman, or just something that's always in the back of your mind?

HoneySmaks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

ajayers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fingernails popping off or bending backwards Woman.

Asmr512 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah shit you just gave me a horryifying visual. I got a thing about nails too.

ajayers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can watch the gorey-ist horror movies and not bat an eye, but if a nail pops off I'll get lightheaded. It's the worst.

cajungator3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Scrotum Punch

Af84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dumpster girl... This sounds like more of a porn name!

geekcells ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman.

TheGreaseWagon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man

Ky1arStern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointman.

I hate disappointing people. Work, home, school, I hate when people put faith in me and feel like I let them down. In fact, sometimes people put no faith in me and i still feel like i let them down.

narwhalLegacy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MildlyAttractiveGirlMan

PM_ME_UR_GUBBINS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain Aneurysm Man!

supasid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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HunGryHipPo87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ifeelawkwardwalkingbehindotherpeopleonthesidewalk-man

USChills ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.

junkyardmessiah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idiotman with sidekick Dumbass boy

MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeoplePerson

nickowens65 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TellingMyRoomateIHateHisGirlfriendAndSheNeedsToStopComingOver-Man

wanderingella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma- Well shit...

Levitacus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontation Man

Tarshana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swangirl

Those things are freaky.

RandallOfLegend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Misophoniac

Clay_Puppington ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LosingIncometoUnwantedPregnancyMan

arguing-on-reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President Trump man.

CyclistTravi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fighter of the night man

dexfagcasul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake man

TheSpookySloth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human-I'm afraid of people

fubarecognition ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dirt man.

Ocd sucks.

Citvej ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

I actually did a search before writing this and couldn't believe nobody thought of it before me.

sudo-is-my-name ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something-underwater-touched-my-foot Man.

Tac0monster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man...

I hate spiders....Burn them all with FIRE!!!

Helen_Kellers_Wrath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man...

OH SNAP!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwig man

WatchesYupee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losingallmyshitfromdivorceman

superfreaklagos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan. Exwifeman Spiderman Batman Gorillaman Snakeman Oceanman Alienman WBfuckingupanotherDCmovieman

crazyluke223 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi guys I'm DisappointingMyParentsMan.

Adamj1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman. One of many.

thewingedhubris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman

hambeef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ScaredOfMosters

nolemandan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointment to my mother man

HOLYSHITBITCHMLG420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confessing to a girl that I like her because I'm her friend despite the fact that she shows signs of liking me back Boy

IAmTheSnorlax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where is My Life Headed Man

Necromancer4276 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existanceman.

Zispinhoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

Dariandds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

rickwars19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PregnantGirlMan

Audaxls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boogergirl

QwertyLime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

khrex9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping-in-Public Man

AliciaDarling21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aneurysman!

Captain_EO_99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FUTUREWOMAN.

Gooooojilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baldman! ๐Ÿ˜ shinybaldman

volvofixplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FeelsBadMan

amishius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either:

Static Electricity Man

or

Fishman

GrimCreepaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneMan

scottsmith7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unexpected-Visit-from-HR-Man

patchez11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being poor again man

Machismo01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StuckInTrafficNeedToPoopMan

hutimuti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

Donkey_Puncha_Rello ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2016 Presidential Election Man

happykins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancergirl

CantHugEveryCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Occasion Man

Graoutchmeuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman.

Madonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have no fear, losing my phone man is here.

RunsWithSpork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Twisty the Clown Man.

SatanMakesABlogPost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easterlily girl!

dontworryskro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

copman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

CraigChaotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn wasps!

QAlphaNiner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God isn't real and nothing matters..... -man

C0c0as ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm still Batman. I'm a big dude, but we used to get one in my old house every once in a while and I would scream and hide while my roommate would handle his business. I would seal off my room at night if I started to think about one.

BashfulGirl00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentwoamn

rabinito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wifeman

Vvyyzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman!

Blackagar-Boltagon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being poked in the eyes man

XenMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting you head stuck in lift doors then watching the floor rise up to slice your head off as the lift descends-man

StitchyD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingman

dudeman14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. I'm 6'3 and people find it comical that I'm affraid

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height-man

I don't like heights

LightningFiend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnant man

karpinskijd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Man

I prefer "The Drop" so I can say I get the drop on criminals like some shitty catchphrase

wonderwaffle407 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FuckIhopeIdontgetfiredman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marriageman

wackers87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

confrontation man

OrionEnzoGaudio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am I you?

MorrisMossTheBoss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PrematureEjaculationInMyPantsMan

DirkEnglish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

loneliness man

Chuchoter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Melting pooman

godsanddevils ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatherwoman. Welp.

sdnnhy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Behold... Peopletouchingmybellybuttonman!

BrokeTheInterweb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Letting-People-Down Girl! Catchy.

bitcointrader112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
panoptic0n83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Public Boner.

otblock57 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-cold-abyss-and-not-making-the-most-out-of-life Man. Rolls right off the tongue.

idontwantoitsdumb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trapped in a sunken ship at the bottom of the ocean-man. Nightmare i use to have while in the Navy.

GRC_JIM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lawnmowershootingrocksinmyeyeslad

IShallWearMidnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotional Intimacy Woman! Power: using humor as a defensive weapon, deflecting any real emotions from reaching her! Weakness: being confronted with situations that require emotional honesty!

lavaslippers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shit just got real

Eugostodetortas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Fact that i could stab my dad right now wonder boy

DeepThroatAFrogDick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning While Being Eaten By A Shark Man.

Pixelated_Curves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

SunnyDelight12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Election:2016 Woman Either way, you're getting fucked.

HeughJass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WhatIfSheDoesn'tLikeMyDick-Man

altiif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

WeAreWhatWeArent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy-Man

TheHoundsRevenge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assrapeman

CrayCraySwag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

_the-dark-truth_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man

rj23187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep-sea creatures man

mkultra50000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Layoff man

librlman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commander Consequences of Crippling Poverty [CCCP]

I get detained less now that the Soviet Union is gone.

DrJinzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Florida-Man.

DarwinianMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assrapeman

NuckingF1ggers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black-man!

TommySawyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abductionman

TheTallestHobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

From first inspection its tall homelesss people.

However its actually homeless doggos. No doggo should be homeless.

khekhboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman

JazzDeezNutz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnyKindaBug Girl

RagingAntiDentite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becoming Fatman.

gabeyouthh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shityourpantsman

RudeJude92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

Leon8778 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Orcaman

LPGeoteacher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying monkey man

jujubear42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Avocado man..

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugwoman

the_emerald_phoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surgery Man

B0Jangles405 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman

guylexcorp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Ratman.

Send-me_Your-Tits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

PixlProphet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimer's Man

Grytnik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman

Lag5pike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

Darth_Gram_Gram ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Llamaman.

mikebrown33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Laid-off man

PM-ME-WORDS-OF-HOPE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doing-anything-with-my-life man

movieator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stagnationman.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman

cykaface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beetleman

lilfluffybeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tapeworm-Girl

FancyMac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwig Man

theplasticfork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

thedudeabides50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PrisonRapeMan

osu164 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

PractiTac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlfriendfindsmyredditaccountman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being buried alive fella

An_Astronaut22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AskingOutAWomanILikeMan

gagongrandpa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl puking on my dick during drunk blowjob-man

Shamus_Aran ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman.

Haha :(

Esposabella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hellgirl

CaptainChancey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What If I Turn Out To Be A Shitty Father Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So the punisher?

CaptainChancey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He was a good dad in the comics, though. Not sure about on Daredevil, since I haven't seen season 2

-C-Henn- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why in the flying fuck did this get popular? Just why? Man.

0vertaken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

Nerdsomnia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eating alone at restaurants man

delveccio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sirens at Night Man. Or possibly, Anal-Rape Man... though I could see how that one might be misconstrued.

notyourspecies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

thequeenofthebunnies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Girl! To the rescue?

quietsam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jacket, Glasses, Shirt Man

-Kley- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Rape Man! My logo is a bar of soap.

ShowMe_TheMonet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antman.

Wait...

ArchNemesisNoir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The permanently disabled immortal.

Dionysiandogma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Person

chasingcarly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling-loneliness-man.

Trainer_joeys_ratata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

Greedos_Speedo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prolapsed anus man!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pool drain man doesn't have much of a ring to it, but your torsos will after being sucked underwater onto a pool drain to your watery grave.

Angelllllll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancy man

MonkeySpanker9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midget Man

josh21182 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Random UA Man

MrDirt786 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loose toilet seat breaks and rips of my gentiles-man

ashittyphotoappeared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man... ironically, I'm short for a grown adult.

killljoyss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LiterallyEverythingGirl..... my super power is that I can't do anything.

baconlayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prayingmantisman

ILoveMozerella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All of the bugs..... Lady

dylanmac94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

GosuGian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach-man

totally-normal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And I am Roach Woman

SbqXD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life woman

SchrodingersHipster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success Girl, with the power of not really trying all that hard.

sadpoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AllTheBugsGirl

Jorhay0110 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Testicular torsion man.

Pync ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman! Kind of ready to save the day! Maybe!

MissVictoriaE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any body of water deeper than 10 feet woman.

Fml.

Xandria42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Dentist

JellyfishAreTheDevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfishman. Which, admittedly, is possibly the least fear inspiring name to anyone byt me imagineable.

JollyJeff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's Like Your Opinion, Man

JHABx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal Boy

SkrublordPrime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody-Likes-You-And-You're-Gonna-Die-Unloved-Surrounded-By-Evil-Clowns-man

Punty_Lad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clinton Trump Man

hlposts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting in public bathrooms and having someone peek through the crack in the stall door man.

descartes_daughter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Accidental Pregnancy Woman.

deedger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My backyard after 11 pm man.

SkiddlyBum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone notice u/Wiseguy72 just wrackin up the karma with these villain names?... kinda suspicious....

Wiseguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Muhuhahaha

Masturbating2FNAF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationshipman

C_Luz11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep water man

sl1ce_of_l1fe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worm manboy

zach0ff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, fuck worms.

mcthornbody420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Rape Man

happytumor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfish man. Man fuck jellyfish those fuckers are so scary looking, i'm actually considering seeing a psychologist because my fear is so intense.

r00mshambles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone Man.

Rcove28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping in public man.

I have Crohns so it's a real possibility for me.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ErectileDisfunctionMan

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL...

I thought Batman got his name from dressing up like a giant bat...

Chrisandthesilurians ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-Man, AKA the worst super hero ever.

sith95240 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deportman

IUnse3n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

World War 3 Man

PUCKIN_RIGHT_BOYS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Account balance man

RexLacuna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderDebt

the_eluder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shotgun Pointed at my Face Man

hammsfamms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

IUnse3n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Economic Crash Man

gloryholehogger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Seaman. My girlfriend is Bugwoman.

BonafideZoocity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety man... !

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nun from the conjuring 2 woman!

jksbooth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

HeyT00ts11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cliff.

IUnse3n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2017 American President Man

alpharaptor1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

GoldenFredboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Spiderma--- oh

TacoPenisMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taco Penis Man

Wheelerthethird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman! Don't know how I haven't seen this one yet.

madein1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small breastsman.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Failure Man"?

That's not a hero. Hell, that's the opposite of a hero.

kokerem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

Harley_Quin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear Moth Girl! Really not that bad

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BotheringStrangers-Man

AkshagPhotography ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man, and ironically I am a really short Asian guy :(

neomarxleninist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloons man. They make me uneasy

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pornman

My secret porn tablet, hidden in the false bottom of a chair in my bedroom set to auto delete everything if the password has been put in wrong even once or if anything other than a power plus is put into the USB port. I've had to go through inital setup way to many times killing many boners.

McFrackin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Pliscon

harvestmoon3k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centi-pedo

...um...wait...I meant I fear centipedes and pedos...

Centi-pedo Gal

rmlopez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadlineman or productiveman

Luvguf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The pickle

vinny_vega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectile dysfuncion man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightmare Foxy Lady

gagagoopy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DarkClosetMan

passphrase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies-man

Stormtoquer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seahorse man.

CrackerJibbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Flying Death Spider

son_of_noah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Closetman

dikkhedd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain downvote

SugarNaught ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HolesPlacedInIrregularPatterns-man

tax1999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stinkfingerman

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HillaryClintonisPresident Man

PutYaGunsOn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GettingcheatedonMan, or BeingsettledforMan.

kara--ew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being in public alone woman

the_alpha_turkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monophobia man

iMolest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sawballsackman

DM_Malus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

anxiety-man.

MrMoustachio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Teenage pregnancy man.

AkhilVijendra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FearMan

fort_wendy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life Man

twyste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

InfinityWoman

howlongcanImakea_ser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-man

saltides ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting-stuck-in-a-lift-man

corruptrevolutionary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm

"I-Fear-That-I'm-Already-Wasting-My-Life-And-Will-Wake-Up-In-20-Years-Married-To-A-Woman-I-Don't-Love-With-A-Job-I-Hate-And-Rotten-Kids-Or-Even-Worse-I-Wake-Up-Alone-Growing-Fat-And-Miserable-Sacrificing-Any-Companionship-With-None-Of-The-Rewards-Of-The-Kindof-Single-Life-I-Wantโ€”MAN"

Rolls off the tongue, don't it?

thehighschoolgeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies man.

Lostinthesauce336 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midgetman

Ascerior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman.

ToLeadYouAstray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Philosophical depression and existential crisis-man.

chickenpants80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you're Ennuiman

jtrevors ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Capitalistman

Mm2k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student Loan Man!

jglol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

fatherlessblackguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

rmmalfarojr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies-man

Gasai_Yuno_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to girls man

beatlesgirl95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone-woman

Or Spider-Woman

CrazedIvan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balding-Man!

algernon_moncrief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

severed dick man

cockblockeded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackpeople-man

briangcb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where America is headed-man

do_odle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:46:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Fear-Itself-Man
Black-Man
Women-Man
White-Man
Native-Man
Mexican-Man
Non-congressionalWars-Man
BLMRiots-Man
OtherPeople'sStupidity-Man
Islam-Man
Secret...Agent-Man
LackOfSelfControl-Man
SmellingPoorlyInPublic-Man
IslamAgain-Man
OtherReligionsTooThough-Man
ThatAwkwardHalfAwakeMomentWhenYouFeelLikeYouJustAccidentallySteppedOnAndMurderedATinyHumanBeingWithYourBareFootButItWasJustACheetoChillOutBro-Man
HavingTooManyAliases-Man

Engage_Physically ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting-myself-in-public-Man

Mnlc30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not knowing anyone at this party man

IIMonuII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:22:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResponsibilityMan

HeroinHouseFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hahahahaha

The_Red_Apple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-Inadequate-Man

GiulliaG2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:20:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'Saying "Everything's complicated right now, but maybe next year" until there are no more years left'-man

langerhan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small holes and bumpsman. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it

Techern_Cairns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A well placed small hole can kill a man. You're hired

fuego666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man

am0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SouthSideChicagoMan

Jesusisalilbitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homeless man

wait_what_where ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death-man

AQMessiah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockman...

Terrified of cockroaches.

Owwmysoul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone man

kmosieur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

social anxiety-man

StrongmanSamson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

Not my biggest fear, but sounds good anyways, and I liked the Lobster Man in XCOM: TFTD, furthermore there is already an episode of X-files about "me". :)

Mr-Appleseed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student-Finance Man

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark Lady

Electric_Target ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conscious surgery woman

chivalrytimbers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ConfrontationMan

Flyingheelhook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enclosed-spaceman

kuratu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightwoman

seamoose97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Joker

m00nf1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharks in the Pool Girl!

waynerooney501 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:42 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyCondomHadAHoleAndNowMyGirlfriendIsPregnant Man!

ferb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Generalized Anxiety Boy!

vintagegush ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationship Man

snipertrifle64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vertighost

SandaaHooku ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Willfully Ignorant Man

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:54:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

mdj007 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Non-caucasian man

DouglasDickberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People of Color Man

VaultTec ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jewman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why exactly are you afraid of the Jews?

skyjazzcat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dieing alone man

mdj007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dictionary man

DingusDarnit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gay man

Edit:not actually afraid of gays i just wanted to be funny

TrumpTrainMAGA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary Getting Elected to be the Leader of the Free World Man

medes24 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:20:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, I like a [however you self identify] who fixes their mistakes.

Dutchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AutistChildMan.

Our kid is autistic, and we are kinda scared of him, he's freaking abusive to our cats, every moment let alone, makes you wonder what that little demon is going to do.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry to hear of this issue. My cousin's kid was getting violent toward me and he frightened me pretty badly. Didn't want to have to defend myself against him.

sniperhare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't we just do this thread?

Tchrspest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rhtmdn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

adicknexttomyfacewheniwakeup-man

Mandarin_Mike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unoriginalaskredditquestions Man

Droolproofpapercut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mariachi Man

any_delirium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman.

Whoa, I just had a GREAT idea for a comic book!

pitt12345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

Nemo_K ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SJWMAN

Nyt_Owl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unshavenpussyman.

356afan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You'd have a razor as a weapon.

milky_lp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Niggerman

ThisNameIsntCreative ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

A repost is only out for fifty minutes and gets gold, 210 comments, and enough upvotes to get to the front page of AskReddit, really?

libraryspy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The other one had a typo, I think.

ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No it didn't.

Listening_Heads ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:10:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Where was the other posted? I've only seen this one.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bearman or IRSman

Tchrspest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can we stop asking the same questions every other day?

Ops_Real_StepDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confined space man

MarylandBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Murdered In The Shower-Man

Mwjbrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

dapala1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo-man-man.

PM-ME-FEMALE-ARMPITS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HairyArmpitsMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Darkness

windburner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgotten-Man

squiggleslash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Effortman.

Ingloriousfiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confinement-man

Wabalywoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clustersofsmallholesman

TheShutUpMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkness man

stae1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gunman

xFacilitator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blindman

thehangrydew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear-of-Rejection Man

Fearlessleader85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slowly-Slipping-Into-Senility Man.

DangersVengeance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

loganzz22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevator man!

ruthlessrellik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man. Oh wait

BananaMantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penis Papercut Man!

deedubya139 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedeman

CartoonWarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FutureMan!

ohno21212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

EmagehtmaI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man.

Raptorinthebagback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i guess i am makeamistakewoman...

throwaway57435 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Female interaction man

SpinalPrizon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High-Man

rabidchicken618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman, obviously...

LavaSlime301 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Behold! The Grasshopperman! No, that doesn't sound good.

Behold! The Grasshopper-man! Eh, fuck it.

1SaBy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agressive Dog-Man

Fathappy3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repost Man

LegendDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the trayshmayn

Paladin_of_Trump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman.

EggrollGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be Cliff Falls, aka Vertigo.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LifeMan

I fight crime using debt, crippling anxiety, and missed social cues

Enderman777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HornetMan?

GastricPita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsability Man

TheLimeArrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeadParentsMan

soisays2mabelisays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

AbsoluteLackOfSkills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloodman...

meshaber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doc. Roach.

Rocadinis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mathman

17dudes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gorilla man.

Geringer97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman :( I'm a pussy.

kj01a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dinosaur Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The man in the mirror.

Erik_M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repost.

thequeenof14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Potatos Tatterfater

weezermc78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of dying broke and alone - man.

LewisMCYoutube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cakeman

Nudetypist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting Caught Fapping By My Wife Man

Passively-Aggressive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girly boy

sun_chine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth woman

jaspering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

abandonment boy

rosaryrattler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman.

oh wait

TheActualAWdeV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The unfathomable scale of the cosmos-man.

vegoo222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma-- dammit

RumpleToughskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penile fracture man

Dreamcast3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imposter man!

enyinna7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dog Man. Not very creative or intimidating

thepunisher1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ladiesman

b33r_engineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man.

DankGedanken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prion man.

Fadman_Loki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate to be that guy, but we had this thread less than a week ago. Come on.

45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antgirl

Siganid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing man.

tsumtsumfaithie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gnome Girl

LoudmouthLees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman, my one weakness is villains with a bright light and a rolled up newspaper

Spire-hawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Waking Up Without My Penis" Man

Hmm...seems a tad cumbersome.

Tudpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

Sys-Zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eye contact man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Woman

kirun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITT: Dying Alone Man. You get to take your pick!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's that? Is it a rock? Is it an amorphous blob? NO, it's CAPTAIN EMOTIONS!

bowlsforbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado girl

plokool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Since there are already so many heroes and villains based on wasps I guess I have to go with my more serious fear. Say hello to Death of my loved ones especially my girlfriend-man.

1905ChelseaBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glueboy

nospamkhanman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Retirement man.

Quantum_Rum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl-Man

finnyboy665 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Annual performance review man

Havana_aan_de_Waal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needledude, criminals will try to inject me with needles all the time to make me faint

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Math Lady.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bill man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GummyBearFighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend is really scared of lettuce for some reason. Apparently his roommate put some under his covers one time and he half cried in fear. So Lettuce-Man

g5stephen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socially Extroverted Man!!

CrackerJackBunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockman. Because I'm afraid of cockroaches.

J/K I stole it from this thread 4 days ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/54gy2x/if_you_became_a_superhero_and_had_to_use_your/

DanGod392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Anxiety Man.

Joeygoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkness Indoors Man

cliffordtaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unknown medical issue man! You are never safe...

cloudywater1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is it a poot or just a fart man.

jambogitonga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hippo-Man & Wasp-Boy.

iithisiiguyii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep-sea Fishman

Savisusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sex trafficking women

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surprise child support man

Damnyoureyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfathomably Deep Water Man.

Yep just creeped myself out writing that.

lilsniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Corporation man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Fuck.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doors Repeatedly Slamming Man or Failing College Man.

the_alabaster_llama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man

Non_context ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-a-disappointment-Man

imbreaststroke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butt-sex man

Gerkswede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Long distance driving man

Ershany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman!

nastybasementsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitboy!

MalcomGraves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slide man

supercarlos297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Arrangers_Toolkit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shamewoman

NormalMacdonald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uncanny Valley boy!

ancientspeedgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paralysis man. All this talk of being lonely but being incapacitated like that scares the hell outta me

MrBurnzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Man.

melance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super Sticker!

hamietao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

murder man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depth-Boy, literally the edgiest teen ever.

(I'm thalassophobic)

kjbigs282 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't even wait a week to post this again?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Centipede

...shit.

Rawbban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently, me and my girlfriends superhero names would be Lonely Man and Tissue Woman. Yes, she hates, abbhores and fears tissues and all sorts of paper towels. Like when it is all crumpled.

A_Smith22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speakatrator

ignoramusaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting old and dying lady

foxykittyshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman ... the shadow of the night ... y'know so ... I interact with less people

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl Man!

Also, Baby Man!

And, Small Talk Man!

MrSugarPuddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman or Dentistman

The-Potato-Lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prionman

sparkaura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

submissivepinkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Free-fallman

EBeast99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlfriend-man.

Jelly_jeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman. I was attacked by a dog when I was a kid. I can handle being around them now, but barking will make me want to run. I have a love/hate relationship with friendly dogs. On one hand, they're so happy and friendly, but on the other they want to come over for pets :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prolonged Death girl

SnazzyJazzySpedman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Man

NerdRising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep and open water man.

RetroFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SilverFish-Man.

CodeMonkey91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hypodermic needle man

albyIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercut Man...

ThePancakeChair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman

doshium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fangirlman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So I'd be Heightsandspeedman?

RetroFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrokenArmsGuy

purefabulousity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal Man

Sockscake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tinnitis man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Financial-collapse man

Er_Hast_Mich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Slow, Yet Inevitable March of Time Crusader! And his sidekick Crushed Beneath the Weight of His Personal Demons Boy!

Your_Lower_Back ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boredman. Its a double entendre as well. I'd run around beating people with a 2x4.

hgeyer99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfish Boy

TheDeltaLambda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E1000-MASTER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

saintscanucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My stepdad calls me bumble bee for obvious reasons

BESTAMPHETAMINE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murder Man

Molusxojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump-man!

TheTallGuyNick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Openwatersman

crazed3raser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

C4lligator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having a name that is kind of uncomfortably long for a superhero's name-man

boomboomk9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moira Stuart.

Fuck me I wish I was joking

glitterkittie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clowngirl

darcy_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bird-heights-and-oceanman! The most diverse superhero around in this modern world!

Squabbles123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am...BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

carwoman

ExoticExotractor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HeightsMan!!!

MG87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BarfingBoy

YUlie2me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GirlMan

lordliv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Fact that Death is Eternal Woman

L1meL1ght ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman!

I think I did this wrong.

peanutnozone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SkinnyFeminineClownMan

Ianthina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee and Wasp Woman

HoodedStranger90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado Man

jakembq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dangerman

diablo1086 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Post sunset ocean man

SkittlesMcClure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Other-peoples-feces-man

misszombification ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderpants

l9352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

bee boy.

fjpruge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, old lady, I will get your purse back. Wasting-a-day-on-pc-insted-of-meeting-your-crush-who-obviously-flirted-with-you-today-boy catches that thief, yay!

Fuck that's personal

Youwillloveit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hellman

WhySoSeriousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Eliteclarity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either cottonwool boy or toadman. It's an eclectic mix of fears.

Mizzium_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be known as Rejection Man! What are my powers?

IwishIwasaLoofah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man!

fromwhencewecame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAlonewithoutevermakingyourmarkontheworld man

dieselpwrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Secretly not good enough and suffering from imposter syndrome man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-without-a-legacy-man.

extremelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

OneEyedKing24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman? Kinda cool

Aeayx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimer's Man

Chestnut_Bowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Neverexperiencingromanticloveman.

cinnamon-in-my-face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... Spiderman is already taken, right?

findtheninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EverythingMan

The_Monstees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureinLifeman!

Glag82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain No Audits

Jagfg42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fat man

joncornelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Societal Collapse

d_line362436 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggotman

KarlCAgathon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small talk at a wedding man!

MonkeyWithCymbals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man

goat_fucker_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lawnmower Man

RaspberryPy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman.

BadDadWhy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HydroFluoric Acid, gets right into your bones and doesn't come out.

SerendipitouslySane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman

butterrss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

Add55xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DEADPOOL- gets his name by fear of getting fucked from another person so no one messes with his noodles hence DEADPOOL I have a 4 testicles !

CaptValentine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman, and his sidekick, intimacy boy

sebrahestur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure girl to the rescue!

TaigaCat00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bellybutton penetration woman

BigStereotype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Expectations

Ash2-2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Childwoman

AaronCandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man!

mrdiamond17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitpostman

CoconutBoy97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Boy

noteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fearman!

theron54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthoodman

lubicke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Godman

Jesusman

kosmoceratops1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trust man

DeseoX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lizard man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning Man!

Killaxxbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear warman

FletchTheTrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gooseman...

SirKlepto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

heykarlll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this post just reminds me how ridiculous it is for a billionaire man to dress up like a bat, grow the fuck up

ihatecupcakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The poor will always be crazy, and the rich will always be eccentric.

y2jasper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ice Breaker Man

DragoBirra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your nails and theets are falling/being violently removed from you man!

Beans_The_Baked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone forever girl to the rescue! And by rescue I mean eat all your ice cream and watch all the Netflix.

Unchosen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Communism-Man

Democracy is non-negotiable

GreyHero2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

PM_ME_UR_REDHEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathpool.

DreadAngel1711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Himselfman

Darkman

Deathman

Just to name three

alwayzbored114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mantisman.

I'm fucking terrified

Rabidjokester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth Man

ByuntaeKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Lonely

Quizzika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornadogirl. I'd rather not-

Tarantulagirl. um how about please no

Jrrtubbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All My Friends and Family Suddenly Realizing How Much They Hate Me and Deserting Me-man!

ByuntaeKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nowhere man.

Padulsky21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

Klonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

NotAGinger42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goose Girl

SirWalrusII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman.

I'm completely serious.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

HurricaneJamal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seeing-a-serial-killer-when-I-look-up-from-washing-my-face-man

LeslieJade21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death girl

Awkwardly enough, that was my nickname in highschool. -_-

lecheventi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus is real and hes going to be super pissed at me-man

MrZephy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paralysisman

AlissaAppeltjes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A superhero based on loud noises?

Fontaine42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BANGMAN!!!!

AlissaAppeltjes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds great.

emalina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Girl!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

losimagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone Ignores Me Man

justsamthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Woman

ThisIsTheMilos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Turbotottle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The MANnequin

She_Likes_Cloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Look! Over there! It's the Heart Attack Man! ...... Someone call an ambulance"

Glide08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Vertigo or Tower.

Cause I'm afraid of Heights.

noobogoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Starfishman!!! I must say, its not quite as intimidating.

Demoica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle man

aslokaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PAINMAN!!!!

brick_fist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult-responsibilityman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just had a terrifying dream of a fictitious monster from a video game. Scared the living hell out of me with how realistic it was.

Deathclawman

HearingSword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vagina Man

eanfran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

House man?

MrMojo39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

mememyoymemyoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

U.S 2016 election man

ItsHampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison-rape man

ReimersHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman. I know it will sound conceited but I don't really have any phobias or fears. I have a healthy respect for dangerous things, places and situations but it is not a fear.

Maybe call me Healthy-Respect-for-Danger-Man! Catchy I know...

JayJoestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sweaty armpits-man

alexengrish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mailman

DiabeetusMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SugarMan

I_Am_Not_A_Funny_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KNOWING-THAT-IN-500-YEARS-PEOPLE-WILL-FORGET-ME-SO-WHATS-THE-POINT-OF-TRYING man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Teeth-being-pulled-out-of-head-or-otherwise-rotting-offman.

Laconikos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man!

landontbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my God...Ventriloquist Woman.

A super villain that is a walking talking ventriloquist dummy...and turns other people in dummies.

That sounds fucking terrifying. I don't want to read that comic/watch that movie...

ItsHampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success-man

thatlldopigthatldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

emPtysp4ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Responsibilityman, Successman, or Lonelinessman.

dr_tantis_moboggan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

DH2007able ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never gonna get out of debt Man!

0ddh1nn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painful death man!!

ascendedpayday2fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height-Guy

SoberHungry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unsure of What to Wear and Being Late Man

memegod228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jobman

joe_jon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

VillemusMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

yasiel_pug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ferris Wheel Man?

PM_ME_UR_THIGHZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sunman - superman

monkeycomand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman!

Babyeater11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AloneMan

DankMemeLord6996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

Davedamon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman...

random_stalker_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection man

:(

Lostsonofpluto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man

Dracnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxman! with the fear of Tax season at my side, I find criminals who are evading taxes and make them pay! I'm coming for you Donald! Y'hear me!?

ElCazador528491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockman

Or Roachman, but cockman has a ring to it

behemothabides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit girl

DaddyRocka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infidelity Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Girl

OhTheHueManatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High Man (cause I'm afraid of heights not because I'm high)

Sergovan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate to say it but Aquaman. Derp.

Zondatastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

AirSirenNoiseMan go!

whitejuly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitment man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taking garbage out to the dumpser by the bush at night Man.

K3ll0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman. Because fack Wasps.

Alsmith69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdman

VonCrinkleDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GirlMan

mztriz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump man

ladymarie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing-old-girl x

Fart_me_a_heart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heartburn woman : (

Allemiate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Running out of weed Man

morgythemole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, Batman I guess.

They are little freaky monsters made of hair, tongue, and teeth.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Secret Identity Man

Torvaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachwoman

kiddk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

PM_ME_CORGIS_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Illogicalfearofeverythingman

Clambaked72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear war man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frog Fatale. I have a massive fear of dead frogs.

Reyaweks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mold man

emilyyeezyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

multiple small holes man

akpersad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing Old Man! My superpowers would be that I can age any one by any specific amount of years.

It'd be twofold. Oh, you're 17 and want to buy porn cuz you've never heard of the internet? Bam! Now you're 18.

Oh!? You're a 25 yr old dick? Bam! Now you're 150 and your farts are dust cuz you're dead.

morreo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

Sinadia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontationgirl

hawkeytown30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pigeon Man

badup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Tony-Starch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EverythingMan

i_browse_at_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poverty Man

Moggy_66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

afrothunder666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

christo334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Phonecall man

HonaSmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not-living-up-to-people's-expectations man

Mythrandear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mortality Lad

aetp86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

mrstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Health anxiety woman! Quiver as I give you panic attacks because your heart maybe skipped a beat.

Dallasjoe2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kicked in the nuts Man

xandrajane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fattycake

WTK55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scorpion Man!

or

Buttrape Man!

bryankolb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

InadequacyMan

pieisnotreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Radiation poisoning woman!

ILoveToEatLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NothingMan

frosted1030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Permanent mental scars from seeing your parents going at it - person.

Yellowbubblegum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doll Woman

nyy22592 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aneurysm Man

Lionman666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

daMustermann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

Blaine_Dahmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man!

ICGraham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Commitment.

SlyCoopersButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Water

LudusUrsine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman! Never have to climb anything or over look any great heights! Also, f#%@ those open back stairs, my kryptonite.

michaelnpdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Koipondman.

Tipping the Scales of Justice!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

femaleman?

shawngee03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitmypantsman

TheSmallestMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holewoman. Oh wait...

suesays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

pokebollock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Commitment

deathbykite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Girl

shifty_coder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I live alone, so either Choking-Man or FallingDownTheStairs-Man.

ViolentEastCoastCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finish-too-soon man.

Because uh... sometimes I complete projects really quickly.... yeah.

Slinkyfest2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Shameful Ejaculator.

I'll let you fill in the details.

Fragzilla360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, YOU fill in the details. I want to hear this from you.

Slinkyfest2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have immense difficulty getting off through normal sex. I've done what I can to the point of just not fapping anymore and it can still be hard.

So, ti would channel that into my alter ego, the shameful ejaculator, fapping in the shadows and ruining sex for everyone as I whisper suggestions whose very premise is dick withering.

Then when I finally ruin the mood, scene, and act that's when I can find my release. My fetish is ruining people's sex lives as mine was once inhibited.

Boom, The Shameful Ejaculator.

Fragzilla360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, ti would channel that into my alter ego, the shameful ejaculator, fapping in the shadows and ruining sex for everyone as I whisper suggestions whose very premise is dick withering.

dead

FrogLeatherShoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

corsair238 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

nonangryblackguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallingfromhighupman

Costumekiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thelistgoesonandonman

cokegivesmehiccups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman. ...wait.

Efpophis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman.

OfficialSindri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

brownsnake84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homeless-man

Stonerack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thatscarysoundinthedarkmustbeamonsterman!

Haywoodyoubl0wme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitmentman

gregdoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blind man. Because I'm terrified of going blind. Fuck it. Call me Daredevil.

MagicDave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In highschool I'd have been "Woman Man". Or, I suppose "GirlBoy" would make more sense

Fragzilla360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ant-Man

Firedfel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman, I guess I'm the savior of junkies.

Pls_No_Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LIZARDMAN

I fucking hate lizards

chinchillahorned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mayo-man.

Ugh...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bot fly boy...

Uuuuuuugh. :(

heerenbTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big beetle boy, I hate those fat beetles that sound like helicopters :(

LibertyJorj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AccidentallyRacistAnd/OrSexistMan

ghibligirlgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwaspgirl.

Edit: holy crap imagine the outfit

KeelOfTheBrokenSkull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman gets his name from a fear of bats

Citation needed. (emphasis added)

soulreaper123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman. wait that's taken.

EvilsTwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireman

Mama_Swag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

lars10000100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

flurrfegherkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claymation is Super Creepy Girl.

When we went to see Nightmare Before Christmas in the theater I realized about 20 minutes in that while I LOVED the story, the little claymation creatures were really freaking me out, to the point where I had to bail. It's like they were too 'real' but...not real, I know that makes little sense, but anytime I see claymation or puppets that try to look real but are caricature-like, I get weirded out.

Milkyway_Squid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Future Man!

lurkerbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batemanman.

TexelsSchaap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AccidentalPedophileMan with his loyal sidekick van-boy

GnarledRhubarb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ironically, I'd be DeadParentsMan. So essentially batman.

Peliquin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Yellowjacket

pm_your_netflix_Queu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nihilisman. My power is to argue with you that nothing you ever did will matter. It sounds like a useless power but I do get to keep smokes and scotch in my utility belt.

mrr2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taking a shit when the light goes out man

VTHUT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialwoman

Sheynan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sadly enough.... I'm Lifeman.

ForumTheBillTolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman and my trusty sidekick Businessman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holding people's babies girl

Chomra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling-over-and-breaking-my-neck man

perfect_io ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Driving-In-Urban-Centers Man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

Angryhippo2910 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High-man

seige197 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ToxicShockSyndromeWoman

ManilaLiaison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflygirl

pragmaticsquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having a severely disabled child and then feeling like I can't have anymore children because I need to devote all my time to the disabled one woman

BlimeyGuvna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon boy

blinktheskater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado man.

Guised ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depresserman

jrothca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marriageman

DYNAMICRICK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manman

SMB73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman. I have difficulty keeping my belt up.

musclelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead Animals Man.

global_ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

unknown-man because who doesn't fear the unknown

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large things underwater man.

auchenaihelpyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Man. I'm not very creative

Raven_Skyhawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone-rejection-person-identity-what?

cannibalbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snailwoman. :(

cinnamon_waffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspwoman

verocana7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtwoman

TechnoCowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Canada goose man. Those guys are such assholes.

Kai_Daigoji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doll Furniture Man.

scottishdrunkard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repost man. My one weakness is this exact same question has been posted 3 times within the last fortnight.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painofexistancegirl.

DarthEinstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimerman

Hash43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girls man.

RithyH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman.

HatKid-IV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death of loved ones man

BlackAxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here for memes. Was not disappointed.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confined spaces man

ncguthwulf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really Tall Man

TreeTrunkJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

Fshnjnky781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the Scatman!

exterminator122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...

Spiderman...

The_Grinch_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedegirl. Just thinking about what that would look like makes me want to vomit...

somnus677 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Business Call Man!

Skaleks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidergirl

kronik85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

policeman. i'm blackman.

Dontspillitplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman :/

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Removing My Walls For Someone Who Eventually Hurts Me And Immediately Rebuilding My Walls... Woman?

Deadpool_the_skrull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I shall be high man and be ripped the whole time

BauerHaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman...wait a tick thats from something already

Johnson475 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghostman

Saw one when I was a kid, still gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

ConfuzedAndDazed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

kateleonore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyEntireFamilyHasBeenMurdered-Woman

The_enantiomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderboy, I don't hate heights, but fuck ladders.

Okhura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathwoman.

Actually sounds pretty cool.

XtremeDarkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nakedman

Xtinguish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

DRock07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Ismoketumbleweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman.

TheNebulaWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

KmKiero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

AtopMountEmotion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The FAIL-ure

UwasaWaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing-Emptiness-of-Lifeman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unannounced-exam-man

Nightthunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsgal

CanadaTay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dementiaman

Thzrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ansiety-man

h0usebr0k3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

cats22015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Physical Pain Guy

MacDonsMobDolan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction guy

CosmicAnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frog man

Zacoftheaxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peaked-Five-Years-Ago Man

PM_ME_BAD_SELFIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conflict-Guy

minreii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombiegirl

iRonicHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugman... no comment

AmazonExplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seeing-creepy-stuff-in-your-peripherals-man

Tricklash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman? Uhh..

boss34112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

HeiFlynnberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointingmyparentsandliving uptoexpectationsman

Frobro_Baggins94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectile disfunction man

LittleBoyInABag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeopleMan

StitchCSGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man :(

4775795f4d616e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

laddadada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman.

Weep2D2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wet the Boy Sock Wonder

ButtMunchies7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having my knees bend too far in the wrong direction man

NOT_ZOGNOID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Man.

edit: Just googled it for shits. The Falling Man was a photograph taken by a photographer witnessing the last events of the twin towers on September 11, 2001. Origin story confirmed. Falling Man is real.

Texcellence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monkeyman: Origins

A child is vacationing in Mexico with his family when he is bitten on the ass by a radioactive monkey. The child quickly develops an intense fear of all non-human primates. Months later, while on the jungle gym, the child discovers that he now has monkey powers. He can climb, swing, jump, and throw feces as well as any monkey. He has become Monkeyman. Swinging from rooftop to streetlight, Monkeyman is the bane of criminals everywhere.

I was bitten on the ass by a monkey, but sadly did not develop any super powers.

alex878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GirlMan

the5ft11g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ArachnidMan or basicallyanyinsectbugwithlegsman but mostly arachnids

snypler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waterboy

bothan_spy_net ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

cerebralkrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bill collection man

omgsiriuslyzombi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bellybuttonman

I'm so cool, wow

PlasmaBurst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness-Man

SirScrubsaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anysocialsituationman

plainoldpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

awkwardman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Effortman

the_planes_walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tight-spaces-man. Or Heights-man. Or Medium-sized-spiders-but-not-as-big-as-tarantulas-for-some-reason-man.

sigillumdei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaspMan

INTERP0LATE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No Wi-Fi man!

wesbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Chihuahuaman" doesn't exactly strike fear in the heart, does it?

Msbok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure guy

PhotoshopMogul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why Does My Penis Hurt Man

atiredturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

exoticpickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowgirl

katjalove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needlegirl

atosennim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TBIman

Schnass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Panicman. Actually kinda works

Namsonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easilyinjuredman

poor_bitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MaggotWoman

I_Stepped_On_A_Lego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is how I came up with my reddit name.

raalleja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highmen

Logan_The_Badass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrainAneurysmman

sugar_sedative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pukegirl

forbiddenway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeepOcean Dame

factsmakeyoumad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ExtendedLingeringPainfulDeathman!

another_avaliable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone man.

penrosetile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Man

blinddivine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FreeFall

Chili_Maggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This question was just asked like two days ago! Goddamn. Normally I'm not the type to fuss over reposts but come the fuck on.

dusmuvecis333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

carelessfacepush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impending waterfall man

cerem86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

King_Rastakhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living-any-longer man

SwollHotPocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckup Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

iLeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cricket Girl
I had one jump at me at the top of a staircase, causing me to fall back down said stairs. Been terrified of the fuckers ever since.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman

InconspicuousFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HoneyBadgerMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HistoryChannelman.

My Dad watched too much scary shit when I was a child. Really got to me.

OGBENNIEFRANKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yourethefatherman

dose_response ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman

tenfatcats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HairyCentipedeMan. Those fuckers are quick, and they always appear when you go to your kitchen late at night for a snack and then you turn on the light and they scurry under the fridge.

-Pianoteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anyonebetterthanmeatsomethingman?

playfulshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DOCTOR BEES

TELEVISIONANDCHILL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

HjerteHOTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

confused_longhorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

firematt422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tomorrowman

pea92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nosebleed girl:(

esipmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking Politics with Parents Man.

obijojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman, at your service.

ChilledLegumesBruh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeathByShellfishCrossContaminationWoman

huginn-muninn- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathwoman.

Lexi_Ann16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insect-Woman

kelwan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep-Open Water Woman. Not very glamorous.

TastyHorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A Python Is Slithering Out of My Toilet While I'm Pooping, The Boy Wonder

TheGodparticle3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

House Centipede Man

Jinxtah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man :(

littlescrapdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KeepThoseDisgustingHolesAwayFromMe Woman. I have trypophobia. I didn't even know this was a thing, I just thought I was weird, but one day when talking to a co-worker about how seeing stuff like honeycomb, certain sponges, etc really sickened me and made my mouth water with nausea, she told me she feels the exact same way. Come to find out this is a thing that some people feel deep aversion to.

When people ask me why they bother me it's hard to describe. Just the pattern and the look of them and the possibility of stuff being inside them.....GROSS. (Bigger holes are fine, I am ok seeing a hole dug in some dirt, or people with gauged ears, or ones I can see all the way through...holes where I can't see the bottom are more disturbing...). Usually I just tell people to Google image it and they understand. Since I am a girl I feel like if I would've been born a man I'd just have to be celibate...Ain't no way I am putting my junk in someone's mystery hole lol.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

Keepwiggling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someonebreakingintomyhouseandkillingme...man

DrDoctor18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not-being-good-enough-man!

Farlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeathAndExistentialisman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LiberalMan

LupeFiascoStoleMyHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wooden Spoon Man

Antiquename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman.

Solstyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemploymentman ....=/

Regota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Herecometheromeplows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyParentsWereNeverHappyAndWithoutAClearExampleOfHappinessIDreadMyPartnerWillLeaveMeAndIWillWitherAwayAloneBecauseICanNeverShowHowMuchSheMeansToMeWithoutResortingToUnhealthyPatternsOfSmotheringAndSwiftDisinterestAndEventuallyIWillHaveNoChoiceButToKillMyselfMan

GreyMouseOfZoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

La Cucaracha

CoBo2540 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Umm... cotton balls man?

Krocsyldiphithic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the Scatman!

HickRarrison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead dog man

KeefHerban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitment man

NotLaddering3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely man

Robkmil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman. Or Rapeman

hyruana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Score!

HandiCapablePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humiliation Man

ms_mostlysunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedewoman! OMG eww

stupidshamelessUSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WreckWoman (afraid of wrecking my car and afraid of wrecking my life/ relationships.)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

_hanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drive-thru Window Girl.

grivwill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The terrifying beemannequin man!

craftygnomes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Making important calls at work man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look, it's a bird! It's a plane! It's Anaphylaxis Man!

fofonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impeding obsoleteness man

HazardousSmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

I_am_chris_dorner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment man!

My Superpower is running away at the first sight of confrontation!

adamlee17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitman

Calitalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Billsman

I_OError ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High Open Places Man - HOPMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Power Bill Man!

Come_along_quietly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear-man

RazorsEdges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mosquitoman

kmturg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderbitch

sfbeerchef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman!

mcrninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently, I'm Spiderman.

Zantazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

ANGELismyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicshootingman

QuesaritoSupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baldman

judge_dreddit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely-Man

johnnyrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RIAA Man

WeaverofStories ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternitygirl

Live_Lucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scorpionman. Alternatively- snipsnapdoggoguy

puppy_on_a_stick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection man!

thr0aty0gurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, wait shit...

sadbookshelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lifeman

PickledBerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyParentsDieMan

sonictt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontationman

ItsameLuigi1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

trekitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black peopleman

Sir_Beatles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Deathman.

Whiskeysip69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman, brokeman,

PM_ME_UR_ASSET_ALLOC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IRSMan

sesimie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman....

ifyoulikesaxophones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman. My logo would be me casting comets at women arrive at the wrong time in my life, all in an attempt to convince them that 'it's not you, it's me.'

Raffaell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Boy

alecraines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man

walrusman64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DOCTOR BEES!

Raffaell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ColdCall Man

iamnotschmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Eldritchmonsterinthedarkwoman or Slugwoman. Either, or.

-Deinonychus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reposted-askreddit-questions-man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lampreywoman.

donuthell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Santa Claus

Cambian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

semininja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Solitary Man.

brocode103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

balloon man

Raawron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton-ball man

Matchi3291 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult Life-man

RGB3x3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's just like your opinion-man

JosefTheFritzl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quadriplegia Man!

shivers

neverp0st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman. More specifically "What you can't see in the deep sea man"

silvermember ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman. Induces fear of failure into my enemies and makes them second guess any decision they make, paralyzing them in inaction.

Oh_its_that_asshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't-Lose-My-Sight-man doesn't sound very heroic.

rascal99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Caught Fappin Man

WalllyG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

Ironmattman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

mcviolist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

British man

DreadAdvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Think I can do something great or responsible with it?

Its_ASquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diseaseman.

Eww.

heeroyuwee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgotten

diluted-beach-master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Already taken, but ant man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jello Woman.

Scout102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interaction man

Paronfesken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hightman

Trinket97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights and bridges girl!

mr_nobody3123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Raped in prison man?

ibbity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not sure Having-Blood-Drawn-Woman would be a very effective superhero

Jberg1701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repaying Student Loans Man

raviolirob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAlone-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dieing Alone Man

Burner_shard999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The high flying spider man

GnashtyBounce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Creditman. I have an obscene fear of bad credit.

TKrappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dick-Man

automatic4skin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

daddy will stop cumming my butt man

WickedWeave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady Uncontrollable Gas During an Interview

slimmbrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crazybitchman

twokindsofassholes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

TheInvisibleJihadi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What Could Be Lurking In The Shadows Man.

Darkstar727 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireman!

CrimsonGalaxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Girl

PennerforPresident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman! Not great at his job.

careercast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

careercast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemploymentman

Avid_Dino_Breeder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never figuring out exactly what to do for a career/job and being stuck in a perpetual circle of changing ideas...man

MC518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

CannabisCorpse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death.

Truan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The void

Raptorforge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Locked in Syndrome Man.

PassionOfMelGibson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bankruptman

thirstythecop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life-man

Supernaut88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Death-man or lightning-man

alphacephalopod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Pipomak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman. Or spiderman.

BlurDynamic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

Li0nhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Twatman checking in

kawaiij ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EverythingMan

hash12341234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DontFireMeImVotingForTrumpman

kanad3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment woman?

ifiwereabravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The commitment man

coffeeblossom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Girl

chin0men ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FrogorToadMan

ifiwereabravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arthropod man

tinitrinity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Woman

babyj9094 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old man. I fear aging

Neville1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That-Strange-Noise- in-the-Middle-of-the-Night-is-a-Robber-Man

Wassupxd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Thecobra117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sluglady ;-;

ChillSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthworm jim

Running4coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man-spider-Man.

twistedsymphony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently I'm married to spiderwoman.

FrogBoy317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chainsawdude

DISSENT_IS_INEVITABL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClingyGirlfriendsMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Needler.... I hate needles. Shots, tats, the gun from Halo, you name it.

Bigsoft_Longhard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Flying Silverfish

smurfsarecommunists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Havinganelevatorbreakdownman

Mal3ficent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FallingSpiderGirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lifeman

BowtiesAndR5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Media Girl

jedidiahrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman Buyingthinsatastoreman Orderingfoodman

PickleYourNipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman.

Scoopie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FearยฒMan

KennyTheDownsTigr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either SnekMan or "Terribly afraid of Dangerous Noodles"- Man, or TADNman for short

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

plaperpate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Discussingfeelingsman

Galaxine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oceangirl

Jonip20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

Beespray9_8_9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

misprint man.

willjj99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman.

Goreticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

OktoberStorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth man

I mean fuck those things, but i think moth man is some kind of mythical thing or a hero already

ALA_BLK_SNK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any height above 7 feet man

I_Am_THE_BRAIN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changling

Vonschmittou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Truth about myself man

fangtimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DarkMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grasshopper Girl

remotecontrolkev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

JDubya9397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man-BatMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

monsieurpunisher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentists-drill man

Samareye987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Batmanhush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Haruhi_Fujioka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Colonoscopist.

wooq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man

WafflestheAndal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swimming underwater near a large boat man.

It occurs to me that in an infinite multiverse, every one of these superheroes has their own show on Rick Sanchez's interdimensional TV.

Dinks219 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

Toppcs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

TennarLeeshar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried Alive Man

PMYOURCATPICTURES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflyman

wandering_turnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

Neapola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman?

...oh, ew....

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Future man

Uppgrade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Out of Beer Man.

HotwheelzFFX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DangerNoodleMan

Jackson_Cook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I AM MOTHMAN

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jumpercableman

RedHM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

Ghibbitude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Up-very-high lady or possibly flying-cockroach girl

SunshineSickness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling fear I'll never find true love, marry because I feel obligated, and have a wife and kids I hate. Man.

TheIggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horse Man

originalnutta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Brain Aneurysm!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Man.

kootrell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large Objects Moving Under Water In My Direction...Man

jebediahforeskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drug test man

epraider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RejectionMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be "T Bone" as in the car crash and not the cut of meat. I guess my signature move would be to lurk in the darkness and to come in and punch people with a single powerful unexspected blow. I would just have one super powerful left arm befause it is all I would need.

tyler730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In that case I am commitmentMAN

goldenmirrors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratwoman.

witch-finder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Centipede

Mherje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nananananananananana Girlman!

jack9766 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

Luimnigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anglerfish Man! With the power of a bioluminescent dongle, giant fucking eyes, and ridiculously huge fang-like teeth!

19-80-4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

feefee3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

prayingmantisgirl

Ghostpiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedeman.

Salonqualitymustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man.

giggles228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthoodman

Santaball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The child support demon. Because I don't wanna knock these chicks up!

pepepenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

down escalator girl

Aquillav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-Interaction-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man

demonjuices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeedleMan

pascalfromthevillage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crucifixion-man...

brixton75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Viraldeathwoman

Dhahockey123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Femaleman

El5toJinete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Irrelevance-man.

StepOsets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of commitment man.

Schooner14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My fiances biggest fear is bats as well

TheHeadGoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Ventriloquist. Live dummies are my sidekicks

corbis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nihilism Man. Apparently I'm a supervillain.

paleontologirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderWoman

witsel85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

CSR08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?....

sladigar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

brjto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimer-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talkingtoattractivewomanman

BlindCodex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am responsibility man.

FricklyPrickly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightmare

Huntskull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nunman, they are creepy

theslutbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living-in-a-Police-State Lady!

FilkDaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

qwerrasque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

watchman28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is fucking ridiculous. This same question was posted literally days ago.

bewarewolves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chainsawman... Better watch out..but if you don't you can still hear me a mile away..

greyetch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

brettryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistman, Dentistman, does whatever a dentist can!

JealotGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life-man

GoneShootin90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

bbatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meth-head Man

gedehamse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

aanarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

deathman

dood1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Riemannsums man

SlimDirtyDizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump2016man

Langenschnitzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Neveramountingtoanythingman

Highpowernyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deeeeep Waaaater Maaaaaan

TwitchTvSuperElitez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just realised that my name is Claudiu and I'm related to Clau-strophobia which I got it from cave diving 5 y ago... FFS!

Mnp3232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shadowy Sleep Paralysis Figures Woman

HydroPlainBagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Man

thefullpython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aneurysm-man

Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Syringe.

Mine sounds more like a Super Villain.

HonkeyDong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Hot Snakes

Qaeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman!

Billionairez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ItMightBeCancerIDon'tKnowIDon'tHaveInsuranceMan

Thopterthallid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman Man

StrawhatLucy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

Transdeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark-Man #notARacist

stefancb93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man. I throw giant rubber shoes at my enemies and float from crime to crime won my giant balloon animals.

peejerweejer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Syrup man

SenorNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bittenbyasharkman

WiredEgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

suicidebylifestyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vivisection section man!

I'm pretty sure that makes me a villain

fredburma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abyss Man

cjlegomega03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

stumbletownbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hot Liquid Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If I were batman I'd be spiderman

Krase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

rlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

grinder-disc-exploding-into-my-face.. man.

I'll work on a new name.

ItsBxrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're all grinder-disk-exploding-in-my-face-man now.

itsmybootyduty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathwoman.

This really has a stupid ring to it once I type it out.

Indylicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student Loan Repayment Girl

agentorange360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying along guy....

Nickadial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitman(t)

glittergirl10778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Judgement Girl

Fighting no one and hiding from people so she won't get judged

Nahomatic11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Depression-Man.

mcafc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't this same exact question asked like three days ago?

GRat9717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Megalohydrothalassophobiaman.

SpaceLevi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human Extinction-Man

alternatively: Essay-Man

ClaimhSol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

stupidman, afraid of my mental faculties deteriorating.

sixarmedOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scorpion man or wasp man

_angry_ginger_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

BasilVal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm German.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crustaceagirl.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman.

Mikeytruant850 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistman

bondvsmarston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

NIPPLE_POOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any effort you expend is wasted because everything ends in failure man?

uniqueusername158692 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sea weed man

Mana0783 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Junebugwoman

I fucking hate those things.

At 10-11 years old, I was accosted by one which imbedded it's disgusting self in my hair during a car ride home. So here I am, in the backseat screaming bloody murder "It's in my hair!! It's in my hair!!" but my stepdad mistakes that for "It's in my ear!!" and beats me upside the head with a magazine (all the while still driving the car, I might add).

Scarred for life.

animenite97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman or You Are Not Worth Loving Man.

animenite97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Autophobia is the fear of being alone (roughly) so The Autophobe will also work.

AnUnConcerndCitizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Second You Posted in the Facebook Group Chat Everybody Stopped Responding Man

SamTheYounger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

derek3660 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think most of us are spidermen

FridgeFather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderMan

captainsupermarket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflyman

bondvsmarston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bottomless pit man

storyofohno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lossofmentalfacultieslady

Tim-sensei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snailman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfish Man.

Just no. Ever.

meteoritee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility-man

CinnabonHotJizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman

Eterrossy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

jeopardy_junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cat, short for Catherine. Irony is that I'm actually allergic to cats...

lifessolong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not how Batman gets his name, he wants to be named after a creature of the night, so me,....pedant man

TurquoiseLuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I swear we had this exact thread on the front page 2 days ago

gimme_them_cheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success girl.

Nurray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public bathrooms with dim lighting and black toilet seats man

Power flush on said toilets man

BGW_18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chicken Man

milldent01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry ladies Rapeman is here!...

Please stop screaming, I'm here to help!

Plaeggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speakydude. I got a debilitating stutter, and speaking sucks. Thus, Speakydude.

DeeNajjEeOh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Dark Basement Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bow of Ship Man

JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success man

eddy_is_not_my_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkmam

BalusBubalis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Daddy's Belt Man"

TrampOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

kydfyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GnomeMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Below Average Wage 9 to 5 Job For The Rest Of My Life Man

mmuoio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm FoundOutYourFetishMan!

math_is_my_religion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oils-touching-my-face man

Ogrelordoftheswamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would a homophobic man be called Gay Man?

ahyuknyuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catheter man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chewing gum man.

GTFOReligion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height Man

Ogre-Time ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Segmentation-fault man

pinkpatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderwoman

totoxz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. The other guy is a phony, he isn't afraid of spiders. I'm the real deal.

Peytoria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman.

Steinlords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rape Cape

CanIGetNandos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothball

FancyCrabHats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What If Nobody Actually Likes Me Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EveryoneIloveIsDeadMan!

Steam-Crow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Low DPS During Raid Man

Mo_Lester69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My reddit username

Heinz-enberg_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asphyxiation Woman

happypolychaetes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeepDarkWaterWhereICantSeeTheBottom-Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CreationistMan

Eggs_Bennett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MeMan

I only fear myself

crownofthepoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloodman

Rsvrdoge927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman. I'm super judgy, and give you anxiety so you can't think straight. My ultimate move is a heart attack inducing panic attack.

crusty_old_bread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fishman. My fear is stupid and basically makes me a discount aquaman.

Mordred7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone man

LADIES_PM_ME_YO_ASS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RelationshipMan :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High man.

I'm afraid of heights.

khan_the_terrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wendigoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy-Man?

angrybluechair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spellling-mang

Mordecryser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Pandemic_Fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShatHisPantsMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I-ain't-going-up-a-fucking-ladder-bloke"

I'm English our superheroes are all in the pub come nightfall.

En_Taro_Frylock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PublicRestroomMan to the rescue!

Lapsumdeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman?

Tamdunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Mangle

acheronshunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothra!

CesarPon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Pretty sweet name

MuffinsTasteAlright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My family being killed in front of me while I'm forced to watch boy

tonywork88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elderly Man

ndjs22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kitchen Sink Disposal Dude

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Man

notheOTHERboleyngirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobianna!

BEST_WAIFU_2K16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitman.

Cryingbabylady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prolapse lady!

captainsquidshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

deathbitch

jamor9391 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publictoiletman

Casteless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternal Capitalism Man

none4gretch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Furry Girl?

(I have an irrational fear of people in mascot/character costumes that cover the head. Just full on panic attacks.)

makinglemonade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Unwittingly A Douche Man

thisonehereone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharknado?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman.

Yes morbidly obese people terrify me. They could kill you by falling on you and not getting up.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

jEHkneeTayliAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tragic Accident Woman

VincentVega92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

General existential dread-man

UnctuousObliquity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to strangers on the phone man

TimeTravelingDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman!

tenillusions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark in Pool Man

TheStryfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal Rape Man

bonimy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm afraid of dying alone.

mfranklin243 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibleman

AwastYee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

Fucking fuck needles. Nuff said.

Well, it's in the same place on the visible cringe pedestal as my imagination of how it feels to get stabbed in the thigh(idk why the thigh..), but it sounds better.

Starlord72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

dawsonj20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Brain Aneurysm

Rebelliousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Undertow

T-nawtical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asphyxiatioman

NovSnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadline man / Debugging man

Syncal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Sotordamotor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety man.

I fight crime by avoiding it.

Adddicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotionally Available Man.

SheffieldAbella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Komodo Dragon socks on a slippery linoleum floor man.

Hedoin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailedExam-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman

joha7231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.... oh wait

thepoorestcompany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly-sucks-your-brain-out girl

Aztecah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman. I dangle criminals from cliffs until the repent.

mesocookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changing out of my robe into real clothes woman

XSplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Sober

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Daddy Long-Legs Man. (Less funny name - Crane Fly Man)

Fuck me.

Just to answer the inevitable question: I have been woken up more than once by these buggers dancing on my lips and face. It's fucking awful.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderlady

whoami_gsd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GFMan. Praying that my gf doesn't see this comment

painahimah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown woman โ˜น๏ธ

theyrerobots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe not being able to find a public bathroom man!

miller69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rape man

mamaluigi2064 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain-Aneurysm-Man.

bellyfuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

Kaxras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman

pillowpants101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

JohnnyRhino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

Rhomega2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee Man. I attack once and die.

TheUkraineTrain2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

Sedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Person.

sex_on_wheels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going-to-prison-for-a-crime-I-didn't-commit-especially-a-crime-against-a-child-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well I don't like spiders so I guess spiderman?

.....shit

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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rfd_ahsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dollwoman...

inzane81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility lad

therunawayguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... Spiderman. plsdontsue

max420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Man! Wait...

ipoopskittles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Candy Man

Strolltheroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

cmdrogogov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployedman

Flylighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toilet Spiderman

MisanthropeX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public restroom man.

so_legit_bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult Life Man

rprandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coackroachman

MerelyAFunctionary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Improbable Man

watchitfall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking on the phone man

AchillesRoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdman

PeteKachew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

JamesShay99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

soylentcoleslaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman! He... oh, it seems he's tripped getting out of his car and broke his legs. Guess he won't be fighting crime, let's all point and laugh at him.

8u11etpr00f ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

DeathbyHappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Accidentally-Punching-a-Baby Man

richardthecomputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chickenman.

dammit.

Lorunification ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LightAndMustardInTheFridgeMan

InternetOuttageMan

hussef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman ?

YerMomsASherpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plumbing woman

KarrlBiGarrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderboy

delecti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needlewoman. So either like Scarecrow or like a heroin addict.

BurntUmberit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public-Toilet-Man

airoman123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The wasp is already a thing โ˜น๏ธ

DoctorWafle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High man!

budbutler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

beeman

Jadccroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being slowly skinned my Ramsey Bolton-man (aka Reek)

soparamens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poor Man

col_clipspringer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

prison rape man

hometown_holly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman........ ill take it

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ItBurnsWhenIPeeMan!

GhostCouch12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man or heightsman.

red_five_standingby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

PoeticMilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parking Anxiety Woman

GGGeezuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheime...wait what was I saying?

Notmyfaultatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Caughtmasturbatinginpublic man.

MrGBSM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Judgement-man

Thematt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

Planerkris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Wasp! It even manages to not have the obligatory 'mans or woman' at the end

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

CoLDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

aurumae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

Cylon_Toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elastic bands snapping girl

Electric_unicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hightman

I would dramatically stand on the sidewalk gazing up at the buildings

Philthey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm probably gonna have another panic attack man

DoeSeeDoe123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DumbassesOnTheFreewayMan

faxinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WomenMan

paintchipsforlunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

KushCritic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...or is that one taken?

ImmaNutInYaButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

horrorshowmalchick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ironingman

Mint_Fury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bearman! Bears can really mess you up.

Darastrix_Dask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forsaken girl

graboidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scorpionman!

They fucking terrify me.

NearHi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear War Man

Electrocution Man

Daughter Dying Man

pk3348 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman. Its not a very good name.

CarlFuckingSagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo man

ReallyLily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Darklady. Yeah, I'm into that.

EveryoneLikesToHaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly Lady. It's irrational, I know. Leave me alone.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting analy probed man

worktillyouburk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

responsibility man

Zoidfarbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kidney stone man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crocodude Alliguytor Mr. Snek Dying Alone Man

KitKatKat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Butterfly

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The joker

ign108x3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

you've generally gone downhill as you've gotten older both physically and in personality, and you're totally going to die alone and in pain because you have crappy life habits - guy

MissWriter1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stubbing my toe woman Driving on overpasses woman

There are several

Roy_SPider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't find a job man

skepticones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adultman

zohi24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma-dammit

c2en ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-Girlfriend Man

yu7654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidersnakeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High-guy! (for fear of heights)

geared4war ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wife-man. My wife scares the shit out of me. Scientist who has trained in criminology as well. She could destroy all evidence I existed.

Love you sweety!

FUSROaww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Taxes

Dingo_shark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharknado-man

ParadigmSaboteur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman

theslimshadi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man. I am never the boyfriend you deserve or need.

UbiquitousBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DoesAnyoneActuallyLikeMe?Woman

tyrannosaurus_fred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:31 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like ya.

TitaniumBranium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Snakes = Snake McClain: Mercenary of The Night

Edit: I am a retard and didn't understand the question. I am SnakeMan

MisunderstoodPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneMan.

youngtyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Running out of weed man

brenderman3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl man. Wait. That doesn't sound right

SaganFanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Voidman.

FriedCosmicPasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgetting to take a shower so you look and smell like shit - Man

zazzyroot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman!

Krltplps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idiot Man!

Novashadow115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Void-man? Nothing-man?

Really, I'm not afraid of anything. That part of my brain doesnt quite work like it should

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That Weird Symptom Is Definitely Cancer Woman

MattMez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

Jamangar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chancla Boy

actstunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-empowered-self employed-single mom-demanding everything-wifeman

jaijaikali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Dark

LPFG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ratman

Almostly423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning/fallingman

Punk45Fuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gamma Ray Burst. I am terrified of GRBs. It does make for a cool superhero name.

Algae328 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried Alive Man. I guess Id be more of a super villain tho. Maybe I could be called Graveyard Shift instead.

SpurpleFilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tickle Man

underworld11111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i fear of cockroaches so that makes my super hero name roachman

RiitokencircleR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man... Wait... I need to rethink my life.

zorates17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

Braydeennnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parents-walking-in-on-me-masterbating man

Kpar295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman

joniejoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chickenman

bangDingPow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-girlfriend Man

I_like_vagina_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unintended pregnancy or accidental STD man

a-lonely-panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady of the Lipids! See my mighty fat folds and tremble.yeeaahhh...

tharealbenjy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Liberalman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to Hot Girls Man.

SPICY_MEMES101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darknessman?

mysweetinsanityx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.......Spider-Man?

legendaryX1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Genjiman..

fatmanny1901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waterboy

DabberDooandYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man?

Gorn_with_the_wind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Man!

ClassySavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ExtremePainMan, with the power to break the Geneva convention.

With his side kick, GettingStuckInAWheelchair Lad!

flyingpigmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feebleman or deadman

I want to live healthily forever.

Dazzaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DarkTornadoMan. The only thing I'm really afraid of is a Tornado hitting at night... Only because I couldn't see it.

goofball_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Open Ocean Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Pants Shitter

RyansHappyRiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicspeaking-man

neoj8888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The human centipede?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneasavirginman!

Orion_2kTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman and Vertigo Man...so worst combo ever.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Puppet Master.

Stringfellow__Hawke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poverty Man

or

Failure Man

Pancakemuncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seeing this thread on AskReddit one more goddamn time...man

ImAnEnEnemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Betrayal Woman! The fear of someone screwing you over with every word from their mouth and action in their day!

ericwashere15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lone Wolf

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. I think that is taken already though.

I have a panic attack anytime I get a phone call from a number that I don't recognize. Maybe I can come up with something witty about that.

DoctorFeuer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

boldrthereal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone Man!

Waffleking74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman doesn't sound very intimidating

spazzvogel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockwidowman

Maxlifts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

I_blue_myself_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderman!

wuwinso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain adulthood & responsibilities

agentorange777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman!

Dbxcooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulting-man

HappyNazgul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rollercoaster Man, or Katydid-Man.

LordOfTheChumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

unrecognisedreferenceman

runout5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Check bank account man and my enemies would tremble in fear just thinking about the over draft fee. I'd dwell in the wells fargo cave.

TacticalBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needles/Medical Procedures-Man.

I've been stabbed twice. Cracked my rib cage recently. Haven't had a physical in 12 years. I don't do Doctors, man.

NovaFire14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conversation Woman. Conversation Girl?

petermavrik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LivingInANursingHomeMan

kcg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GermMan

TheDrambus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PleaseDon'tBeAPsychoThatTriesToKillMeInMySleepMan!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitwoman...

TheBurmeciaStandard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Spaces and Elevators Man.

nite_wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Clown Doll...........

Agaeris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FAILUREMAN

kaiokenx4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WomenMan

BluePumpkinSkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man man.

I have anxiety.

EquinsuOchaACE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

boourdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Mr_Snuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falls of Cliff Man?

The idea of that superhero and how shitty he would be is hilarious to me.

Ojpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mortality-Dude

TheErickromero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Financially insolent Man!

aidhdbkf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kuttyboy

BriniHollywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

Kempers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Concrete weekend plans man

coderapprentice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrath

PastorPuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

michcond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cockroach-spider-akward_social_encounters-man

mrbananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sweet I get to be eternity, that's one of the strongest beings in the marvel universe. ah crap, i just became eternal, the thing i dread the most.

SGJohnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman. Darn that's already taken.

OnyxIsNowEverywhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just-about-to-throw-up-but-can't-quite-man.

Well, fuck. He'd help you, but he can't quite do so.

chiakichan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bridge collapsing while in a car with closed windows Woman lol

Trento322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're the worst. I literally asked this question last week and no one responded

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/53oxp3/just_like_batman_you_conquer_your_biggest_fear/?st=ITQ9S463&sh=d93dc402

PencilvesterStallone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Trump-Presidency Man!

Miscaaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grownupman

echisholm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Fuck. Yeah.

wigitalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man O' Heights

LoveToHateMe666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RejectedMan

Chamchams2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student loan debt-man

puzzle_button ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

smoglagorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman.

nurb101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conflict Man! He'd fight crime if he weren't afraid of conflict!

Sho_nuff_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Putting My Dick In Crazy Man

sheppaa13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentist Girl

AMagnificentBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature death man...

thirdfromright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrumpMan

Natalia42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tsunami Nat

natethegreat007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

Sparrowsabre7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man...

Rixxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult responsibilities man

Wolfalex63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drugman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toe Nail Clippingsman

I'd probably need a publicist

Scp-1404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman isn't afraid of bats. He wants bad guys to fear him because they are cowardly and they fear bats.

CaffeineAddict88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman. Hornetman

quickscope420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Stabbytehstabber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ennuislut

MsRinne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's either SpiderWoman, TornadoWoman, or HeightsGirl. Girl just sounds better with Heights than Woman does.

missangel1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman or heightswoman

UncleArthur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man.

PicklePillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hue-man!

Aardvark_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyFutureMan

Scientist_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-man.

Voxous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrAin dAmAge mAn

cartoonking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large-bodies-of-open-water-man!

Corr521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Carne Asada Man

googliali2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty women and spiders man!

MuzzleBlast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DentistMan

puzzle_button ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

sAlander4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ApproachAnxietyman

Corr521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgetting Our Anniversary Man

MrCrushio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Climbing up unsecured ladders-man

GlennBecksChalkboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman.

Kobila-Jahic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Girl

Herry_Up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly girl

Herry_Up ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing-Up Chick

InstigatingDrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman!

Pandorasbox64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Madam Needle.

Shabba-Doo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Fallguy or Splatman.

fusterbugles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God damn it.. I'm aqua man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Virgin-man

WeekendBi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idiotrulerman.

Wow. That name sucks.

Hrizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Water where I can't touch the bottom-man

weeson12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mother in law man

rologemz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

White cushion

HexTcl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

thekidwiththefa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stuff Hitting Me in the Dick-Man

Betafire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

sirmichaelhunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VagendaMan

jcs_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Social Butterfly

supereater14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingEatenByAGiantHordeOfAntsMan!

Philestor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TalkingToGirls-Man

lecraeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman!

I'm just kidding. I thought it was funny.

ThaNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agingman.

SmoSays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Barfgirl.

Batcave? Nah, Vomitorium

Weapon: Whip-ecac

Sidekick: Ralph

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Spider-Man.

philodendrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don'tFartNowMan

ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and now i have to fart thanks don'tfartnowman

philodendrin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My work here is done. (now don't yawn)

bakedtateO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

POTUS Trump Man

Kattou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Man! Avoiding emotional vulnerability in a flash!

voordochtheconqueror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp-man... Those sky demons!

thecrispyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Receivetextswhileofftheclockfromhisboss-man!

StagnantFlux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dollman.

TheKoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lost-Man or

Almost Everything Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wide open space woman.

phurbain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

partyc4t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SeparationAnxiety Man

Pongoyoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sarahjessicaparckerman??

vostok412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Millipedeman.... that's actually terrifying.

Beginners963 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HuMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp-Girl Heights-Woman Air Travel-Lady Cruise Ship-Crusader

xX_Miko_Xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alonegirl

Carl_Corey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead Insect Man

Scotsmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The lava-jellyfish man

TheCerealKillar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sexual assault girl would be my name I guess

YoungLabel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Money-Man! I make so damn little maybe I'm just afraid of it? Yeah that's it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

technicallywriting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large, dark bodies of water.. guy

bfly21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman....

darklivesmatter

But really I'm 22 and terrified of the dark

ifartsometimes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

get a lava lamp buy extra bulbs. In my 30s it works.

bfly21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-gf got me a hello kitty nightlight when I told her. She thought I was kidding. Still using it.

randomOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClimateChanger

richawesomness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

El Culebra. Lol. Arachno-boy?

RyGuyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnyBodyOfWaterThatIcantSeeBelowMyFeet-Man

higgeldyfiggeldy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdman/birdperson

THEDrunkPossum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hypodermic Needleman! I'll inject you with any number of different drugs and/or vaccinations, but I'm not gonna look cuz ew.

Disbarring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

depression man heights man change man life man death man cooking man driving man fear man

Atari_2600_Gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

ripleydeadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentwoman

chipperpip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HeatDeathoftheUniverseMan, I suppose. My power to increase a target's entropy by reducing it to widely separated fundamental particles is pretty effective, but I don't get to have a lot of recurring villains.

TheSagaOfMartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocialAnxiety-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain climate change

Deltm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

Nickbanclan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dope-man

brouwjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult-Responsibilities-Man

Flanman1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bearman

Peace88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cephalopodlady

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Ex-man
Edit: the "E"

TheHamLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afraid of heights man.

Will go after any villain, as long as they're not too high.

pielover928 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mediocrity-man

TdotCullen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Future me coming back and wanking me off - man

Kyanpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Person!

olishadyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fishman

csquared442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ParentWoman

blahboy10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

tortureman

fourkittenspast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain chicken toucher o_O

Clarkshark9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

GurrenLagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman....

Encryptid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp Man

tankgirl85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being thrown head first into a tunnel that gets narrower the further you go- lady

JediGuy24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling off my dad's shoulders as a kid man

FatAssCatz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bees and or Roller-coaster man

DepChewChew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GettingJacked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropping your phone in the gap between the platform and the train-man

Scrappy_Larue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Destitute Man

I-330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Both-of-my-children-died-tragically-the-grief-destroyed-my-marriage-and-I-have-no-one-left-to-live-for-lady

Natdaprat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being too late to comment sections on Reddit man.

Sandboxy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark-window-woman. Or Dark Wi(n)dow for short.

thelazarusledd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That one is easy spiderman...uh...is it taken?

DoctorWho319 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gooseman.

kessenich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

U.S.-nuclear-arsenal-man

SuchASillyName616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling from a great height man

kingandyroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShitRedditSaysMan

RedWhiteAndScrewYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of my roommates walks in on me crying myself to sleep because of how awful it is to be an adult man

Chancehighfill1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

Philoceraptorrrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman.

Tech_Assassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DentistMan! I can fix your teeth and your problems.

DisheveledYoungMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternal Loneliness man

YodaPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soggybreadwoman

Dumava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

charlsey2309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President Trump

Mjolnr66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying young man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WASPman

hellbriggz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailingMan

abdlextra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh-god-I-sure-hope-no-one-in-real-life-discovers-my-fetish Man!

WayfareAndWanderlust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Centipede..

LordBaNZa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CockroachMan

flicky1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman

Lyonors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Queen Bee.

Not afraid so much as deathly allergic

butternbreadmaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

PM_your_randomthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tubgirl. I'm not really afraid of tubs.

feggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman, sounds charismatic right?

Kmanrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OblivionMan

CaptainDyslexia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...batman

General_GTFO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Being-Alone-for-the-Rest-of-my-Life-and-Never-Getting-to-Experience-Actual-Happiness-Again Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

nichtaufdeutsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

jeannamuller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderwoman I guess...

Ahyde203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-boy.

imgstd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ranch dressing man

OaSoaD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

TheBrendanBurke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Man

SD_livin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider...man. Damnit

ArmoredSpearhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman or Snakeman

coldhearted_dontcare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackhole Man

Postman_Stat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness Man

:(

Enviro_Spyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walking into glass doors man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

snailman :(

owneroftheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderman

Kinas10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Virus-Boy; Arch Nemesis of the evil Dr. Windows and his brilliant assistant, Mr.Mac!

TheCitrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man

Darbaergar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Man. Not a terrible name I guess

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DemonClownMan

Or

MedicalBillsMan

Or

GettingMoreCrippledMan

cils102483 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NakedGrandmaMan

Antrr80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possum Man.

Eristotle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Entropy Man

ajd011394 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-woman!!

Cool

ohchizzledizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being the center of attention woman

Encircled_Flux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unwillingly-Admitted-to-a-Mental-Care-Facility-Man.

HappyGoPink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HumanLady.

WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MediocrityMan

sirynfollyfallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning man... No festivals for me I guess

ohnomybutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

afraid of father boy

HebrewHamm3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

Fesuasda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL I'm spiderman

spacedog134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping-My-Pants-in-Front-of-People-I-Know-And-It-Running-Down-My-Leg-Man

Packers_Equal_Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman

eurasianelk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loserman.

buckoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shower Nozzle Man

toider-totes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlsman

Poets_are_Fags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

RadicaLarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Father Might Have to Move In With Me and My Wife Man

MrMonocyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bluewhaleman

CountCuntila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Open body of water

electrohouseFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, Aquaman. Wait...

cantcme13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't fear Nothing Man is here!!

thejesse081 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman is alrighty trademarked so I guess I'm the cheap knockoff version you find in the redbox at the grocery store. Arachnidman

allltaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

future man

VRJ14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep water man

rabidnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Vertigoon

zippythezigzag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman :(

StormDrainKitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aneurysm Man! HE CAN STRIKE AT ANY TIME, LANA

noob_almost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hospitalman

Allways_Optimistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FallingMan! Eh I'm not the best...

AnusDestr0yer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

African American man

grimlokslefttoenail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man

Akriyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surstrรถming-Man

Kinggaxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman fuck those things

ModernDayMysticism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely-Nothing Man. I overcame my generalized anxiety disorder to have all the powers of a normal, well-adjusted adult

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

TheNikoHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The snake lover ........

Guzkim_Chizax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bug man.

realdietmrpibb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkward conversation Man!

Iconic_91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep-Paralysis Man... not sure how I feel about this

Poppinfr3sh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Industrial Air Compressor Man.

KrippleStix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Man checking in!

littlejewishman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All my friendships are fake man

TheSirusKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EXTINCTION-LEVEL-PANDEMIC MAN

Or

WINGED INSECT MAN

I feel like the first one sounds cooler.

TurtleNamedHerb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

OverHaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Other People Man (social anxiety disorder)

Shaunaaaah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Girl!

TheCentralFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman

Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a Pork factory near my house that's named "Fearman's Pork." I always laugh when I see it.

zanderkerbal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm either Death, The Wasp or Standing-Behind-You Man.

dryhumpback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impodance. I run around naked and fight bad guys with cringe. Once they see my floppy, impotent penis flopping as I dance they feel so uncomfortable they go back to my place and have sex with my wife, Empty Pussy.

Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impotent Rage

bluejuiselove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man.

Oh wait....

csjpsoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear-Itself man

Maximus125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Oh.

Clyons575 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man!

Sanctume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen-Man

phlipfloppgeorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

DragoCubed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

That username is already taken

jhuskindle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lostmyjobman

Chrisabolic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspdude

DanjaHokkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider....man

grangach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boiled alive boy

Breadmako ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The cold void of the eternal unconscious-man!

mmmlinux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stressman

jimcarreyistrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chinatown man

GrapMmollack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All-of-your-friends-and-family-really-hate-you, they-just-feel-bad-for-you man

ledzep4pm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman! On side note, I'm 6'7", works on so many levels.

69username69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman.

TheRealAlvinGigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

MyronBlayze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Extreme heights guy.

Jay_of_Blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman.......

yay..........

CrouchingScrotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FootMayoMan

Donut_2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insect-man

NittyPickings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

PrettyBigChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human

Dekeita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you afraid of Chinese people?

nyintensity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poorman.

Bozly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Children man?

Manchild?

ch111i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrokeMan

datduderandom1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losing your mom at costco man

jamesg68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Driving-over-tall-bridge-MAN

Kwa73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess mine would be MarriageMan

NotAManPurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girls my same age-man

-GeneralDerp- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocializingMan! It actually seems kinda counter-intuitive.

thenaterpatater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impetence-man! Up, up, up, up... dang it... up up... aww forget it.

I_Write_The_TLDR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does that mean superman has a fear for super things?

OldSpaceChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SoberMan

UpvotesForLaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They call me The Black Hole

mcguire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insanity But Not Cool Crazy Like The Joker, More Like Sitting On The Floor Naked Peeing Myself Man.

kinghardcor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman! Wait...damn.

Icehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman! With the ability to question years of love and friendship after saying or doing only ONE weird thing!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fingernail ripoff man

kcd2173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown man

HongrlShade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man... how disappointing :(

boop9876 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman

MrAwesome5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am........ALONE MAN.

ShinyDisc0Balls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cuckoldman

Capricola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle-Man

DrBunnyflipflop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Crowd of Mannequinns Wearing Gas Masks Man

Lolaindisguise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Regretwoman

OverlordQuasar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancer man. I give bad guys cancer. Maybe heal cancer as well. I play the long game.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poorman

PepeFrogBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socializingman

wahsneb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fishman

diraniola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How much everyone looks at you like a disappointment man

CondomLeavesARice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

BlnkSpcace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachno-Man or Spider-Man

SmokeyHayes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies Man

bushysmalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman

Forbiddina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man

hulkamaniac25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't literally do this exact question last week? Is it a weekly question?

tist006 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black with guns man

EricKei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either "CongressMan" or "Captain Politico"

highly_caffinated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the disemboweler...I'm an anti-hero

foxfire66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman! I really wasn't trying to be a super hero, I was just trying to get shot by criminals but they keep thinking I'm a threat and running away :c

theborbes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only in dumb versions of batman

SuperDan11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ever-expanding-government-man

wickman69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scaredofanythingwithmorethan4legsman.

kguenett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Active Toaster Man.

Capable of leaping over a small end-table when startled by the toaster, he's Toaster-Man!

ralingrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallman

mikealwy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

gueede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Connervr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Abusei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

black people so black-man

Proudly_Obsolete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aqualad. Almost drowning one Christmas has left me very uncomfortable around any significant amount of deep water.

NightmanIASIP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

Dussellus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apathyman to the rescue!

GerudoGreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sobriety-man! Don't make me face those (my!) villains sober!

ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

police man?

No matter what you call me for i'll just shoot you or arrest you without really helping at all.

Your crazy uncle is having a break down i'll save him with my bullets of sanity.

EnderofThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Shadow? The Shadow! The Shadow...

fattygaby157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

La Cucaracha

sharkuppercut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Run away from danger-man

roundrightround-spin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seamanman

SirPrecision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Disputeanocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

RandomPhantom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark bait cause sharks are scary...

sarcasticmsem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trapped in space and/or a submarine with no hope of escape woman

able1kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poopdickman

Obtuse_Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having a child man

pistonsajf8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

JoblessMan

AmyAloha78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying from being crushed by student debt - girl.

noodlemandan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toilet-flush-man.

Ever since I was a kid, I have always run from the sound of a flushing toilet. I really don't like it.

showmerex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Using a public bathroom to take a shit man.

DASmetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exorcist Man.

That movie scared the shit out of me, and still does to this day. How it would translate in to powers or anything, I'm not really sure, because I'm not too thrilled with the prospect of a demon possessing my enemies and foes, seeing as that might only serve to make them better at their goals, but yeah, that's the one.

Kohilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aaaaaa!ThatBalloonCouldPopAtAnySecondGirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitondo

Freedanwill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

jasonmontauk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anthroman

somethingcleverer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsiblity Dude

Underspirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

North-Korea-Man

I magically give people that I touch the Kim Jong Un hairstyle along with his pouting face.

naruto015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulting-woman

DarkMarxSoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Pointlessness of Existence Man

HoboMasterJCP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman!

Wait, I'm already that. :'(

DeliSammiches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Terrible car crash man

kurokitsune91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Woma.... oh... right. That's taken...

ButtahButtahJAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trapped in an elevator with a swarm of bees...man.

KazooSoloist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too-Fuckin'-High man

Albertagator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would honestly read this comic book.

I would read it so hard.

Dragon-Snake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pigeonman!

NotLoganS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Oxideist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depth-man.

Fear of deep water and what exists down there, I can't remember the phobia name.

danthonythegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Magic Johnson

ShareHappyness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man.

paintcomanchepaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surprise Sinkhole Woman

kwar42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

florida_woman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Florida Woman.

newdocument ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachybitchette

zacch2k10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

ejm4th116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REJECTION MAN

B_FTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rat coming up my toilet-man

calool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cowman, the hero your breakfast deserves

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peter Parker

Fontaine42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gettingcaughtmasturbatinginmysleepman.

whit0814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

Bears_Bearing_Arms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

mein_optiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drain Woman

Verryfastdoggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man

timawesomeness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

Or Injectionman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockman. people fear cockroaches so i shall be cockman.

throwawaybreaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonman.

VXTrentXV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Debt and Sadness Man Not as catchy as Batman

Meshakhad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The American Inquisitor.

Dtw96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely man

MacSteele13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

IceOnMyCock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Physical activity man

math-yoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman!

Gtawiseguy3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggot man

SharkDanyulls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-man

the_inheritor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shart man

nickk415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Man

cookingismything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton Girl. Damn those cotton balls, give me the willies

D_Denman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman/Mayoman

SIimeTheReverend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scary fucking clown man

_dont_mind_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman :(

Sabuulia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's going to be a lot of spider and snake men in this thread...

Ale4444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Gatherings Man

CaptainZer0dew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights man... Spiderman...

Zaphrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingwhiletakingashitman

natesdakota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderman! Fighting crime firmly on solid ground. Preferably at sea level.

ABiggerPluggedButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Tauz_g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People-Person

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be Portuguese Man o' Warrior.

I was stung by one as a child and now I fear the ocean.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CockinmyAss-man

mfreels08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The United States impeding doom man

alxddd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Theodorakis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

Task Man

Job Man

CodingStoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man. Not to creative I must say.

NewSoulSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

nexx84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

bizarrely and impossibly contracted rare incurable tropical disease man!

Prepare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman. My deadly secret weapon is a venomous trouser snake.

LittleLui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Castrato

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

May Never Meet My Parents Expectations Man

Souse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy Man

bodnar97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Man

BborDarb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

scatman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honors Algebra 2 w/ Trigonometry Man

TheLonelySavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying bloody or alone man.

BumbleChaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxidermy Girl

TheSavagery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling debt man.

elpablete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Joltman

Skinny92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

whywouldithink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

granny-porn man

bananas21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede girl

S3vares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Letting Friends Get Close Man

pinkponderosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman.

StopDropAndTrolll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seagull Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Encino man.... Don't ask.

im_from_detroit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocket Man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

squirtlegang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom-Man

Cool_Guy_McFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Rape Man

harajukukei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jailman

DragonShadow42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social - interaction man!

Who's greatest power is playing videogames to avoid having to talk to people

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Aussie Magpie cunt

Sadgasmic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

touching man-made underwater objects with his feet man.

or

Airplane man

VikingOfLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shakey scaffolding man

Raudskeggr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Choking-on-pizza-while-home-alone-man.

Also spiders.

madgeniusdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of having a job and lives with parents. Unemployed Man. Special powers include: 1 sleeping 2 Playing video games. 3 Watching T.V 4 Eating your favorite meals and snacks. 5. Pretending to be useful. 6. Complaining about life being bad. Tune in to the next issue to see the new adventures. Of UNEMPLOYED-MAN!

whyisdew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear Holocaust Man

Dragonfly42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancer girl

capybaraluver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skeletonman!

Jedimasterbader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man...

get_the_reference_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sub-Mechano. Pretty badass, really.

demalition90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amputation-man.

FrankGoreStoleMyBike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Two-Failed-Marriages-Man

Ektadizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socially awkward man

Brother_Lou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STD-man Not sure what my powers are but my suit is made of rubber.

LouiseJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

SupremeSupercows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rape man

3utterFingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coffee stick man

cinikal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i am Nothing-Man!

SansFinalGuardian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

spootypuffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LedgeMan.

ThatOneKid1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAndBeingWrongAboutMyFaithMan

imaybejacoborbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My own blood-man

DoctorGarbanzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain-getting-stabbed-in-the-eye

sporabolic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

40 hour work week man

lordusan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inevitable Heat Death of he Universe Lad

t7george ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Electric Bugaloo. Both dancing and electricity are not my friends.

mistahkurtzhedead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownbaby.

sm12cj14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LargeBirdMan

brown_emergency ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly Dude

Gr00ver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClaustrophobicMan! Or, alternatively, TightSpacesMan.

ProgKitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Have no fear! I'm Everyone-I-love-will-eventually-die-and-I-might-outlive-them-all woman, and I'm here to inadvertently cause an existential crisis...

Edit: Or possibly, Still-awake-but-paralyzed-during-major-surgery Girl.

Ololic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stupid people man

Yamiash101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

FirstOfThyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black-man

Plazma60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life, man

NagaMcscaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gooutsideman

ends_abruptl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxman.

patient_zero84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man.

vydda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear Tipped Rocket Man

Burning out my fuse, up here alone...

LickMyWalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human interaction man

Lukozade2507 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repost... Boy?

faithlessgaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dolls that come to life in movies and clowns man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Mgmegadog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What a super power.

Gh3rkinman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman

Ololic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scary mean people-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

smileguy91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Low GPA man

Blowthehorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Phonecallman!!!

TheBloodWitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkness Woman

ailaikkomtrikru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GiAntMan

DeadpoolAlpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman...

...I'd pretty much be a good guy Joker.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

SeriousEnough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm The Moneyman.

st_pugsley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

HarryBalszak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. That one's not taken, is it?

chefcook666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

MacTennis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Multiple sclerosis man Aka the trapped mind Aka party for one Aka emotionless Aka the under reactor

coverslide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sittingonmyshirtwhileshittingman

wicks81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enjoyment of Life Peaked at College Girl

Voyage_of_Roadkill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Not-close-enough-to-the-bathroom-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RejectionMan!

james_bond_junior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoiler Man

rzar94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing-up and taking responsabilities boy

Largemike32197 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rejection man

ionwesker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy man

Megakill1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman. Ok I did not expect that to come out that way...

WalropsHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StyrofoaMan!!!

Uck I just vomited a little.

WOOKIExCOOKIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaweed-that-you-can't-see-man.

Maddkipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

haha, see-man.

DangOlTiddies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Woman.

Writing that made me cringe

Maddkipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At least you can survive a nuke.

DangOlTiddies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

True. And I'm nocturnal. And I fly.

Maddkipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, that's two up on Batman. So there you go.

DangOlTiddies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But he's a millionaire, and I'm repulsive. But I'll take that little victory! :D

Maddkipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There you go!

islandstyles671 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commit Man! Leader of the Commit-MENt

Shogim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

Random-Miser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm actually retarded but everyone around me is acting like I'm normal, and I just can't tell the difference because I'm too stupid man.

Wyverz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

climb back on the horse man

Averuncate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathgirl. I kinda like that name.

GingerGuerrilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Crippling Debt Man

LinksMilkBottle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning-to-death-woman.

I'm talking about that scene in Final Destination 3 where the two girls are trapped in sun tanning beds. Oh god, the horror.

celicajohn1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman....

Nokovic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Alone Man

sesto_elemento_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

AManHasNoFear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Based on my username I guess I'm just Man

FugaziRules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rolling skating man. Ice skating is fine.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman! I'd probably be a terrible superhero since I'd just contribute nothing and sting the shit out of anything that irks me...or anything I go near for whatever reason...

inputrequired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man. Time to copyright this shit.

StepPapaJohns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School-ShootingMan

Zombie-slave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloodwoman or Needlewoman. Not sure they work very well. I wish I was afraid of cooler stuff.

Spamakin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking-Up Man

publiusnaso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Australian Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insecurity Man ... Crippling depression

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alien-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seagullman

djramrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god...

Maddkipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All of these would make amazing Mega-man bosses.

smileyriley011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman, shit that ones taken

begaterpillar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death.

GassyWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman?

flj7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant-ass centipede woman. Stupid basement level apartment lets in all kinds of weird critters.

Jakrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lettinglifepassmebyman

Parkraft123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bootleg-man

self_loathing_ham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

HawianCheeseball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

Sion0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep Paralysis Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, just Spiderman. Because let me tell you, even a non-radioactive spider biting you can land you in the hospital. A radioactive one? Fuck that, just shoot me.

anghus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthood Man

Nightstalker117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman. I'm being serious right now. I look down the stairs and panic.

ndewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anything-with-over-six-legs-with-the-exception-of-tatantulas-man

Zprutluder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobodylovesmeman

shawnpinch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlfriend read my search history man...

TheVegetaMonologues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting-my-hand-stuck-under-a-rock-like-that-one-guy-in-the-desert-man

Yousucksomuchgoaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Account balance man.

OnRedditAtWorkRN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OtherPeopleMan

JMFWeezypop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

fragment137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losing-everyone-I-hold-dear-and-dying-alone-man

peweje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

GooberDooSuperhe-roo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mosquitoman! Basically make me Kiteman with a 3 foot straw in my mouth, and a knife on the end.

Malhavoc430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Something Happening To My Cats Man

really-Ihaveto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Vomitorium

trailblazer345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown man, the dark chuckle.

brownpanther2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life man

Blake326 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

debt man

BretHartsSpandex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman.

I'm afraid of people.

MeadFromHell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction girl, or carefly girl. shudder

JIG1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilities-Man

bermorlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

me man

Absurdionne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OMG please tell me you're not pregnant man

tmacnb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman!

dReam24601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling-down-the-stairs-girl!

Mkilbride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Society Man

tormach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Womanizerโ„ข

Citizen51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalator Man

Deviknyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgotten Man

Alternatively: Insignificant Spec Man

2muchedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure or Loser

robheffo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Death Man.. I am Fear Incarnate!

robbdeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling debt man

FlygonsGonnaFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of being a failure to the people he loves...man

MagnusRune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slipping while getting out of the shower in the bath tub and crushing my balls man

redditguy94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Christmas beetle man

Dogfish_in_Paris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain Surgery Man

Xerciss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

chemtrails250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternal poverty man.

helmet098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Grasshopper

Gondel516 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bigfreakingspiderman

pablos_moustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

Frogs4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Gatherings That Require Small Talk Woman

adamdarwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-coughmaspluttern... help....

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GettingYourDickCutOffMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bell-mouth spillway man

Bearmancartoons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

garlicroastedpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointmentman

I don't know what I'd do if people didn't like my powers.

vivazeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

GottaBeGrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pool vacuum man

TheQuiet1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amazingly, Spiderman, who also happens to be my favorite superhero.

SyrianSizzurp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gatman

jkvincent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plummeting-to-a-fiery-death-in-a-plane-crash Man

crzycanadaguy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The falling fuck-tard

KaizerFuckingGibby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm motherfucking Spider-Man, BITCHES!

pursuit_of_happiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Bite on tongue while Sleeping

Clarinettochris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Future of society man!

M1Goblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ketchup man.

ViZeShadowZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, fear of failure, either that means i always fail or I never fail.

Neverfailman has a nice ring to it

svander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep Water Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penis-Man

ImNotACopStopAsking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mediocrity Man, to the rescue!

mangoestriedtokillme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Worm Girl or Failing Out Of College Girl

ShotgunSmile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison butt sex man to the rescue

HalfMoonSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leeches and ferris wheels.

So... Leech Girl!

Or... Ferris... Bueller, I guess?

jayboogie15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LifeChangesMan

DrearyBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman!

MiniatureMadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

P01N7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Detached buttonman

ArgonSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MOTH MAN

blindjedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The dentist

Zaro_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentalman

OriginalUsername71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

corhei1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fat girl lol

spank-you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Babyman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large tanks of water-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Weightlossman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clowngirl. Fuck those creepy bastards.

pratty96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

climate change man

Sirmello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

i_am_your_redeemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

castration man.

akchick1971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Woman

nightfrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

mspires ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationshipman

Shawnvonnoodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman, here

sb120985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man.

milanhuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Choosing for myself in what I want to do with my life but disappointing my parents in the process-man

jakafina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Making-a-phone-call-to-strangers girl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swanboy

snowflake-7000001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh... Getting caught while watching hentai instead of porn then mother asks why cartoons!? Why don't I leave the house? There are reals girls outside Man

Jhatcliffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swimming above man made things that have sunk in a body of water man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hotelman

jumpman64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Biggacheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Man. I fear medical ailments of unknown variety

willbillbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

CulDeSax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary Clinton Gets Elected Man

ZannerTheBanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black man

Smartestguyintheword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Closetman

LackOfHarmony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Girl.

backwoodsanarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Commitment

LoveThatJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smelly Poon Man

bocamoccajoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being killed by snipers as Sharp Sho-

djevikkshar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soberman

DuckScientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being stuck head-first in a deep crevice with no way to move my arms or get out Man.

KingWoloWolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PregnacyMan!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frog woman

DaBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I refuse to be Roach Woman ๐Ÿ˜’

Cyphmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasptornadoman

coloreyesbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

black man

euphguy812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

Peripheral72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Car accident man

ParkwayDriven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman.... Fear of Drowning.

DingBatButtFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Seagullman.

joeythehamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping at a public restroom man

Arrow_Riddari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightswoman Roachgirl Horror film Woman Ratgirl Lizardwoman

Born2dodishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelynessman...

DrRetrobeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

devi83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People-person.

pootyskoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bumblebeeman

GeorgeLovesBOSCO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man!

ojoman2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bananaman.

Hey, wait...

the_ging3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

heyarepost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After being alone for 30 years, love man?

Cashrunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

COMITMAN

ShartingTom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beaverman

AldersRazor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My-ex-came-out-as-a-lesbian-right-after-we-broke-up-and-I'm-the-reason-man.

Costanzaman for short.

edwartica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Louse man.

MustangMatt429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Deep End

Duckcave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baldman.

DallasManCarlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VirginBoy

themikeswitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

crazay97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bug in ear man

titanicnarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feels-Bad-Man

thx1138- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of sticking my fingers where I can't see because spiders, man.

shiftybattlecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confinedspacesman

sgparhar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overdose Man

wdb123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Electric Bill Man

Dason37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leaving-more-debt-than-inheritence-to-my-daughter-man

Pizzanomnommer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman...

urinesampler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vagina man

THATGVY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Colon cancer man

Selkies86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My child dies before me man.

Choopytrags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life

Jelese111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried Alive Woman.

Fuck.

ArcMeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Joblessman or Strokeman

effectedsum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman .-.

Redlodger0426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman is here to save the day

Garblon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fishit

allfalldown_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyoneincludingmyselfwilldieandbeforgettenforeverman

Zaro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgottenman

RoMaGi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clickerman.

Because The Last of Us kinda scarred me.

anythingyouwant4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unable to Follow My Dreams Girl

Pluffmud90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogman

WGiK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oversleepingthelarmgirl

Rikks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gonna die alone - man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Loner.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

intimacyman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reoccurring nightmare man.

JimHadar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

JDawgSabronas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outside-man

GarugasRevenge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

InterviewMan

Nebula22333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being worried that everyone is secretly judging you-man

Markusstanden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

THE_Masters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Spider

DJ_Molten_Lava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear War Man

Molpheus3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

disneyprincesspeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being stuck in this dead end job and never going anywhere in life and my family will never be proud of me woman.

Or for short, complacency woman.

GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone finds out my throwaway man

QueenAnneBoleynTudor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bill Pay Woman

I'm always amazed when I have cash leftover. Like...all my bills are paid and I have more money than I expected left over. Not sure if I missed something or...

dredawg1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feminaziman!

Khower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

responsibilityman

Koolaidman767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthood-man

xkwizitlymt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentalman

CleverChoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papa roach

gaytheistfedora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Hung Horse Man

blasphemicassault ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rodentgirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rejectionman

Bathorygod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison rape

Lokarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Noise Marine

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social man

zeta3232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman.

o0_Eyekon_0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackmanwalkingtowardsmeatmidnight man

bell-91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman. The fuck

Aaayyyeeelmao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman.

bcarlzson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GetGirlPregnantMan

R1gger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man.

cowsaskme5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motivation Man!

Seriously though, I can't stay motivated about anything... I get bored and stop caring.

c00kies44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Always single and depressed man.

butteryvagina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Ladybug

tired040 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman.

I'm really popular in certain areas.

PM_ME_SEXY_NERD_PICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-forgotten-and-the-world-will-move-on-and-never-remember-that-you-existed-man.

didgery15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great white man... It's a shark thing

the_pyrologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

No_Mercy_4_Potatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman! :/

justinheyhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

sabertoothdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suffocating debt man

flipmyknife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aid-man

Lasabian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Die in a Fire

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Jalapi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

Unheroic_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombie Girl. Well, at least I'll be a pain in the ass to kill, I guess.

HotNeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women boy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

flyingpig66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman... sounds pretty cool actually

cabe565 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman-MAN!

moongiggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buildings Collapsing man

my super power is im so dense i have the ability to collapse buildings by stamping, and then have a panic attack while doing it

titaniumhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loud wet chewing woman

smellyGoonerCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Segmentation Fault Man

That_One_Other_Dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stepdad man

Charlos3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LonelyMan

cabe565 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies-man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladyman

azasinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeassman

spambot419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Workman or Commitmentman.

QTown2pt-o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

KarthusWins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning Man

legionofnerds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing-all-of-my-classes-man.

goodbye9hello10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mostly everything man

dorfoolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black Hole Prober

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevator man

Lift man for you ladies and gents from the UK

Kstrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

aloquacious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

Namllih ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman?

flyingpig66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A fear of wo?

Namllih ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The joke

Your head

firegodmc10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Societyman

Boom_Chicken321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Underwater ship propellor man.

Okix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggotman

Awesome .__.

rgonzal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CancerMan!

buggiegirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Kids Will Wake Me Up At Night Woman!

_ComradeZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women Man

Made_you_read_penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Home invasion man.

The great thing is I already have myself an established rapport with every news channel ever. For the wrong reason but still.

michi-e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

chrisaffi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

28_Cakedays_Later ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

phuzzyday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman!

RespectGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why I'm Die Alone Guy!

Alwayslookinup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Touched Eyeball. I have a complete phobia of anything (other than an eyelid) touching my eye. Watching someone else put in or take out contacts in my idea of torture.

Twelve-Pound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Tick. Why does that sound familiar? :p

teddybearcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

randomusernamechoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

missingmylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Girl

khalam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People man, ironically

thrustful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Childman

baronvonbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Struck by lightening while masturbating in the shower-man

bowman9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

alxhooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Noticeable Public Erection Man

TheOther-Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Paper Cutter

ruiningyourgoodtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anything-with-more-than-four-legs Woman

CirkuitBreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

MLSpud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being an adult man. or ManMan

Unicorncuddletime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one will love me enough to take care of me when Im old so I'll die in a home man.

plai679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manman

cheezballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything Man

GrampappyJoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is dying alone and body not found for 8 months man taken yet

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Rape......Man.....

Rahburry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

unwanted pregnancy man

bananas_for_everyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imgoingtodiealoneman

throwawaybuttplayplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying while masturbating to futanari and discovered by my mother, wife, and child at the same time man.

DilbusMcD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights, Needles and Shipwrecks Man

dboyder222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman That shit is scary

jim_the_joke_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not getting the joke man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

igorwithlicor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-heights!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladiesman

Akasen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

Pinkkypie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning woman

Not_my_day151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Roundworm.

Sentient__Cloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lobster-Spider-Death Man

CrazyDayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Tick.

Reshish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Responsibility!

Arctis_Tor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

Thisguyfucksamirite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting pooped on by a bird....man

mcwhopkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horsewoman

jehgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rat Man. Classy.

Taciturn_Elevator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Connection!

Cynmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Freefall. Not afraid of heights, just the sensation of falling....so, no, I don't have a cape.

docastanzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ultracentrifuge Man! Lightning fast, but if I lose my balance I might kill you or rip a hole in the nearest wall.

Noah2x4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life-boy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Criminals of Gotham: Batmanman

babybelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amputation man

vimmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

crippling failure lady

SadisticChipmunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cliff Racer (afraid of heights)

Areyoulyingtome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hell no I'm not going on that rollercoaster, man

motionblurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess I'm the next Spider-Man reboot.

QuantumTM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaspMan

Brugman87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

JayLaw84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diseaseman or Dr Disease

addison92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a little late but I would be ketchup man. I'm a fucking freak.

ayitsnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AIDS MAN

Pick_Me_15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

cap10wow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sobrietyman

BNLforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The iron flame

elburko25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle man

kaekwon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hot air baloon-man.

Beodin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Tick.

silvergenesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man!

honeycakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone man

fucksakeyouprick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to women man

Camel_Master1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Harambe's Phantasm Man

TinkeNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student Debtman

z-ctrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Water. From my fear of being in water where I can't see the bottom, be it the ocean or a swimming pool at night.

Lia-Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Squirrel Girl

DataEast1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Daviemoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman -.-

Devourer0fSouls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Fishing_For_Pandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poisonous animal man. The number one reason I won't live down south is because there are poisonous things down there that don't warn you.

Invyous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

feelsbadman

ManlyTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insecure-Man.

Kellianne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cicadawoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman, i'm scared af of the dark.

Also sleepaloneman, scared of sleeping alone too :(

Mr_Robot0_beepbzboop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfishman, Centipedeman, or Appendicitisman. I'm not too sure which is the scariest of them.

SexyLordOfCindee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blood Man

cinesav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Toilet Man

omegamuerte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leaving my house man

QuipLogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NightWasp

kmalczon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slug Girl... yes, it's sad...

TheSpaceNeedle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impending financial doom if my country/the world man

rottdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heartattack man

Rdc1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Constrictor-I'm a big guy and when ever i'm in a small space or a situation where I can't really movie I get really anxious and freaked out

HazzMadd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Dread Man.

I incapacitate evil doers by making them think too much about an uncertain future, the realities of global climate change, their own mortality, and the eventual heat death of the universe.

Suicidal_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herr Height - able to avoid high places with a single nope.

ronnknee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't we already have this thread a few days ago?

Scrimshank22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BigDogsExceptRetriversOrLabradorsMan.

BuildinMurica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man!

Djbrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownbitch

Usagii_YO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult-man.

CosmicFlipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public restroom man

skyrenxrene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

bidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burned alive in a car crash-man.

I_Has_A_Hat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

greiton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment man. Or snakeman

Thespoderweeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakegirl

teh_tg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kidney stone man

Le_blancodiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump Man

This_User_Said ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle Woman, Syringe Woman, Phlebotomy Woman?

Cherokeejon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Owlman. And the possibility of not having kids-man.

Smokin_Weedle__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man.

booktome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Descending Woman

Heights don't bother me at all, but falling... falling freaks me the fuck out. I'm fine with being up high, but if I feel like I'm going to fall at all I completely freeze up and cannot move or I'm convinced I'll fall.

bidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My butt is too big Girl.

dlrowehtredrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School woman

jasserschram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Responsibility!

Rios7467 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

TooOldToDie81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyMatchOnTinderThatIThinkILoveIsATrannyMan

Yallneedzeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Laid-Off Man. I am in a career with no job security and feel it every day that I could lose it all.

Robbie_The_Bruce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FallingThroughIce man

Sirpwnyourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitman

dbirdflyshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women man

Flippy32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant flying Texas cockroach girl.

Dont_Surveill_Me_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pointlessnessoflifeman

Answertron2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman - I'm a woman and both spiders and men terrify me

peterthebigfatcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone and poverty stricken man.

Aelian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SlugFace.

bionix90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman.

SenorDangerwank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman. Or Heightsman.

mustardcorndog69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doll Mummy Amphibian Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

getting-stuck-in-between-the-elevator-doors-while-dropping-my-phone-down-the-little-crack man

bloodmoon2004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

Webbmeistor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Unknown Lady

FuFu_Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man or height-man!

StarkWolf2992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

ry_guy_2822 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClogginthetoiletatapartyMan

Siriacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man.

the_reddentist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hummingbirdman

Jumpingflounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looking-out-the-window-at-night man

IanGecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frozen in Liquid Nitrogen and Tipped Over Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Treadmill man

vaping_vegan_ironman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Man

silverosprey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo-man

bigpapamuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GHOSTMAN! I was bitten by a radioactive ghost and now I'm dead. Henceforth making me a pureblooded ghost.

heronumberwon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a Ladies man. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely, old death man

wje100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infertile man. Yeah me

jakemg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unwanted pregnancy man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Election Guy

Sgt_Jupiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Burgoonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

and I'm not even lying... Spiderman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

v&man

Swichipot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forklift Woman!

patrickbrown3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Squirrelman

perr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

noneedforpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Sid2k16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stained Glass Window MN

cryztlmath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reliabilityman

Largesorenipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broken asshole man

Nemesis_Bucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

China Man

encyclopediagalactic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much the entire world is Spiderman

manliestcatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

VaderD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployed Man

sleep_to_death ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear War Man Abandonment Man

ThickLipsLeroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

African-AmericanMan!!

Joetato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to people on the phone Man.

reeses4brkfst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone Man

Meih_Notyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small Talk and New People Man

KillerElfBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I'm Pregnant" man

eldritchelder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

GiraffeFetusArt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale Whisperer or Monkey Woman

theycallmemini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vaginaman

niikhil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tyrophobhia .....holeman

catslapper69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pilot Patrick

TheFabulousRBK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A-bird-shitting-on-my-head-while-I'm-in-a-moving-vehicle-again-Man

Kantsai_mai_naim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Struck-and-killed-by-a-well-timed-brick-falling-off-of-an-old-building-MAN!

I_was_once_America ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Trypophobe.

susrev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Planet(ary Environmental Collapse)

I'm like Captain Planet only I can basically only sit back and watch as everything I love, and require for life, about this world goes to shit unless a literal miracle of science can reverse the damage soon.

AloversGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationship Commitment Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shittingmyselfinpublicman

I_Like_Ahri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

x_R_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting Killed in a Horrific Car accident man!

Poggystyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The clown

Shinygreencloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super Ass-Hole Ex.

Tru-Queer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suffocation Dude.

Fogsmasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have no fear, post-graduation employment anxiety man is here!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling man

TrashyThrower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women man

eirani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mistakeman

SFRoussimoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Man, which is funny considering I'm 6'7"

vederman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobic Spider-Man

ieatass2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buttman.

snugglyaggron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

Random_182f2565 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Creepydollman!

loveinyourmeowth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShittingMyPantsWhileStuckInATrafficJamMan

Tru-Queer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
johnnydanja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

KTheOneTrueKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

...

...

Hm.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infidelity Girl!

powell614 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Work Man

LexSenthur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am afraid of falling into an unground pool full of jello. Too weak to support your weight, you sink down, unable to gain any traction, unable to move or breathe or escape.

Jelloblivion?

hiphop_dudung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buttsex man.

Comes with my own themesong buttsex, buttsex, buttsex is the best...

Rob0pope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commit Man

Temperment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Long Term Relationship Man

redhotchillibean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nogoodmusic girl

Goofie_Newfie69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GIRLMAN

MrHappyMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UnemploymentMan

TigaSharkJB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

iirvingg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Demon possession man

vortilad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandoned Man

Creative_Profanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SuperLongDarkStormsWithEmergencyAlertsMan! Or just SLDSWEA Man. Pronounced Suldsuhweah.

Clispin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aidsman

Searingwings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Situations Man

FatKidsRHard2Kidnap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pain man or hurt man, injured man

Anchorali15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midgetwoman

CommaGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bald-man

CaptainKyloStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AlienMan

26ace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugman. shudder

kjean1014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Tubal Ligation Didn't Work Girl

aztechristian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deportedman

virtual133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

iamdrjonah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

Nac82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman...

5FingerDeathTickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man!

ClamHarpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman?

chilidog17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado man

The_Rim_Greaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lover Boy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

pjn_on_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NoWiFiMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conversationman

Tungurbooty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale Boy

Not_aMurderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Cluster of Holes Kid

kewlslice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Livingman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Postingmyopiniononredditman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either GettingLostman or OceanCreatureMan.

GREYPELT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-interaction Man, away!

McHaggis98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oven Girl.

I have a fear of all hot cooking appliances :c

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monkey Man

sports_is_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man, oh wait...

TheCreepyLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Snek

kwik3h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

Shosh1088 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ToadGirl

smartreaderdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apnea man

Unit88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hurting-my-friends man

vndyau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Using that logic, what would Superman be afraid of?

Luxily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

kusanagisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Commitment!

Abandoned_In_Alabama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

human centipede

DrVenkman44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

herpesmyderpes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never having a real career man.

GamerGirl_79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Woman.

edL222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

Mccalltx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

IronOhki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oblivion Death

Nihilistic_Marmot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnglerFishMan

habitablestorm3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yogurtman

mimilured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

unstable relationship man

DaveThePowerSlave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Physical Pain Man

Myrnalinbd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LonelyMan!

richmana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornadoes and/or Earthquakes Man!

fukkinmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

June-Bugger

orcscorper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing Man. Nothing left to lose, nothing left to fear. My power would be a void at the center of my being, sucking the energy out of every around me, sapping the will to act from my opponents. A hole where most people have a heart, that dims light, dampens sound, and withers hope. Imagine Marvin the Paranoid Android as a projecting empath with darkforce generation.

iTraiHardd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frog man. I hate frogs. Slimy bastards.

Angel640 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

death man.

texaskid01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

death man

SnappyMango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ventriloquist-Spider Girl

Brain_f4rt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Debt Man

TribeWars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

stevesy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

tumblr_was_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

TheSchnozzberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman!

jaymelynnster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small talk man

Silvercelt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark Girl

ClitLiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assrapeman

MMonsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public man

Ninjapirate92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lightning girl

hi-def-dj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Livestock-man

TommyVillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

traduce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Naked old man in the gym locker room

hucklebutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

merows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure woman

Ashybuttons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Garbage Disposal Woman.

AverageFatGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gym-man.

killallthejuice999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark man has a nice ring to it. Too bad I'd be to scared to fight in the dark.

RemyRemjob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eye Contact Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman.

riggleit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature Ejacman

ReverendRyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Event Man.

Bionic_Bromando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

afunnierusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature ejaculation ..... Man

deadrainbow78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility man

TonyFelony- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rug burn guy

IamBobaFett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grasshopper man. I hate those long legged fuckers.

shshshayla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth Lady

rurounijosie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afraid to initiate conversation with an attractive woman and or making the first move to ask her out.. man :(

WillBocephus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

LJtheHutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The roach

brandaman69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asian Hornet man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never finding love Woman

toonhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

baechulgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapewoman?

FO0LOFATO0K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sticker Boy

BrokenhondA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Money management Man.

I'd imagine myself like Nighthawk. I started out as Batman's cheeky young side kick Frivolous spending boy.

Then years of experience and tons of near misses molded me into a much darker man.

It was rough but I think I'm a more relatable character now. Budgeting is harsh.

Looking_Down ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies Man

RRUser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Man.

Not like I've ever done anything remotely inmoral, let alone illegal. But screw that, I ain't going to jail.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spongebob Woman.

Fml

thtguyjosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LaurasHairyBonita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

ScribeVallincourt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone-I-love-just-died woman. Bringing unending and awkward grief to a meeting near you. Able to clear a whole room with a single sob.

jimmydogjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

HugeOilersFanboy9794 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

SrirachaFlash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Failure

glitteryfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Angrydykeman

Szzntnss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why I'd be the Dick Mangler!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman.

evewow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RaisingachildMan

DingJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man!

Musicalmeowmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitwoman. Nope I'm out.

itwashimmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Clown Lonliness Anxiety Relapse Failure Dad

pradeepkanchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Man - and not the tiny nail size ones, Imma talking finger length roaches common in Asia and other warm climes!

PhucItAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyKidDyingMan

StretchMarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lonely, man.....

RAMDownloader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoonman

ketlourd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Girl

s13driver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

nipplepoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Man

UtMed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness man

bleachqueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hot Air Balloon Girl

Thevelociraptured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingalone-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing-man

starrysoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Bearded4yourpleasure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

deucewayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having-to-hold-in-a-fart-after-sex-with-new-girlfriend-man

In_My_Own_World ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

TheBayHarborButcher9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. My fear works out pretty well in my favor here

eternityhacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AdulthoodMan

Ico_Kathaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman, Void of Nonexistence Man

Redheadwithoutacause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uncanny Valley Girl. Kinda catchy.

TheDataMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman Oh, wait...

nicklogan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asshole-man, not scared of balloon knots, But of people..

Dadams80120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Breakupman

JustThatGuy1290 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Spider-Man... Let's go with my other fear. Needleman... Sounds like a super addict to me

conormj10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ManBearPig

Alakai13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homeless man

Sezbicki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

AscensionWhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

davegoldblatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fearman

dubyadubya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glutenman!

BrotatoChip04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

ihunyack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

yrulaughing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider... man...

deviltrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being hit by my sister woman. Or abusewoman.

Threads_Connect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fallgirl - climbing high, but never ever looking down.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stairmaster (man)

I broke my arm inflatable chair surfing down the stairs. Now I get a panicky feeling going down stairs.

me_mk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talkingtowomenman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussy Slayer.

Because I drown stray cats and I get a lot of teh sex.

Autarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman, or more specifically, Jawsman. Mom, what were you thinking taking a 2-year-old to that?!?

kwoodz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Parasite

bebopblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

Blaziken99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

EmeraldFlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pigman

Fuck you they're creepy as shit

Soopercow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rabbit guy

yomandenver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoon Man

nineafterten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man. That was easy. ๐Ÿ˜„

Drogaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderBug Man

ZacCrowell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaspMan. Fighting my archnemisis Raid.

DrStephenFalken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falsely imprisoned man

redcolumbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bag Lady, the homeless avenger! I make bad guys' entire hideouts vanish from around them, and then beat the crap out of them for their tie tacs and gloves.

ZedPupps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit Man

Digitigrade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YourHouseCatchesOnFireWhenYouAreAwayAndThoseDearToYouBurnAliveAndYouCouldn'tEvenTryToSaveThemBecauseYouWeren'tThereman.

RemarkingTwain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mother-in-law Man

tyrannustyrannus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Passing of time man

yellowstickypad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whiskey Dick

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repost man

Donna_Higby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrist man

TheRectalSpelunker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man. Sweet.

FroDude258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Future Man.

I have no clue what I am going to do with my life in any real way and it is a bit scary.

Otherwise, Snake Man.

MoscaMye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalator Girl.

... I am not brave.

LearnedHowToSpoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Terminal illness man

Wraith_GraveSpell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman. Not sure people will warm up to it..

runtimemess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting sharp object jammed into my eye-man

buckus69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AttractiveWoman-Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman or commitmentgirl. I shall fight my enemies with FaILurE!!!

Oudeis16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well... Bruce wasn't afraid of bats, he just thought that bats were something his enemies would fear. So by that logic... I guess I'm Hillaryman?

Philsrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being hijacked and crashed into a building man.... doesnt have the same ring

TheForceIsWithBrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentist man

aytiayt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buriedaliveman

No1eFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallingman.

Yamilon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

rube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever NineToFive Man.

JackBelvier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stairtrip-Man

dan__wizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

robcdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

N1H1L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ExamResultsMan

Teen-pregnancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bigot man

OG_Lunch_Box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Man. Forever with my sidekick and antithesis: Crippling-fear-of-being-alone-Boy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotional Connection Man

ForceGauge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing-at-anything-and-everything man!

letmereaddamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman./s Dreadlocks-on-whiteguys man. That shit freaks me the fuck out.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'Aquaman'? Lol maybe not. Perhaps 'Drowningman'

SoulBoundX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tuesday, November 8 Man

nattyyyyynoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnant man.

Garblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oblivionman

XSeverePigeonX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

insect mam

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human man

waygookinaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becoming a Cat Lady Lady

Crook_Lid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

hollander93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustro-man

VladmirShootin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-alone man

barbandit87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Foreveraloneman

Chase1338 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman for now.

bandrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkward situations man

DR4G0NBORN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Flesh-Eating-Virus-Deep-Water Man.

Grimey_Rick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homeless man

Srslyhammerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rickety Ladder Man

IAintNoWeebleWobble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StabbyMcKnifeGatorHeights

float_my_boat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Lightning

SubcommanderMarcos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I AM REJECTIONMAN

dark_kite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lack of Control Man

kcpks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Raw meat man

AlwaysInnocent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disapointingman

ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anything that can fly and sting me man

chadio3814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WhaleMan

KidKickingRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma- oh shit.

friendlessboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan, BeingAShittyParentMan, WhatIsHappeningToMeIHaveCompletelyGivenUpMan, FiredMan, MyEldestWon'tMakeItTo18Man.

Felonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Corporate manager woman!

Rezog99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inherently incapable of any form of success kid

lady_Reddragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClownRoachTortureGore Girl

hope-opotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wind turbine blades being hauled down the highway-girl.

DontJealousMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointing My Peers Man

lithobolos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KlanMan

Otabao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

GralphOfNeverwinter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrannyMan

BooDog325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentist Boy

Gamerologists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interactions Man

sa007ak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

R_DUBYA_STL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not Living A Fulfilling Life Man

Qanul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wormwoman

TheMannWithThePan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm spiderman! Wait, shit.

MrDobolina12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain heartbreak.

Sovietrussia92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shino aburame, I can't stand swarms of insects.

SchmeddyBallz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man?

whitemills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping in public restroom- man

kajillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead Children Man

Boco123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

doggydav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleocolypse

-PM-ME-YOUR-BOOBIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Calo4562 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Man

markneill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UntechnicalCustomerMan

TasonJoddisHedRood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FirstWife-Man

bandrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mother Man

silvapain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Accidentally shooting cum into my own mouth man.

nikkicocoa7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HomeInvasionMan

axlvonhymengrinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man.

Maybe.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Non-Existent

rwarimaursus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hello darkness my old friend.....

But no for real....IM UPSIDE DOWN ROLLERCOASTER MAN!!!!

bubadmt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee man

Furzderf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stagnation Man! He wishes he was Insomnia Man, so he would never have to sleep and could actually be productive and get personal projects done!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IntimacyMan

Gcheez420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Behold Clown-man

the_international1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Australiaman.

tauzeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr Cosmic Ray.

Literally could wipe out life on this planet any instant now.

bluemaciz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Woman, Diving Board Girl, Heights Woman... Wow these are kind of lame...

brennanfee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be nothing man.

I_am_AmandaTron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Squirrel Girl

starkillerrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear me, for I am BEE MAN!

Killa-Byte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Computer turn on man

csbphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fall Guy

arkham_horror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll-be-stuck-at-this-factory-job-forever-and-never-run-my-own-bookshop-man.

pointyhead88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

James?

arkham_horror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:24 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes? Wait. What? Were you able to pinpoint my identity from that post?

pointyhead88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:12 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depends, do you live in southern Ontario? It just sounded like a guy i know. Used to run a bookshop and last time i checked has a factory job.

arkham_horror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:50 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Middle-America here. Hopefully that other James has gotten out of that factory life. Unless he wants to be there, then good for him.

temp_sales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady-boyman

Onehandedheisenberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someonediscoveredmyredditname-man..man..man

HezMania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling debt man

EvilNeverBeatsUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit girl

adam_nl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment lad

GuardHamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Preggerwoman

Xekr0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pick sock dude

kingofstormandfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being on a bridge man.

Eddyoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

Sinyk7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rickety Extension Ladder Man

Hot_buttered_toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection woman

MysteryBros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeverAmountsToAnythingMan

Electric_Balls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myownthoughtsman

Dean403 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman...

Rbarber4141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

rbourbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sock Puppet Man

rrussom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BlackMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pickledude

8483 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homelessman.

Livingloveliz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede Lady

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping elsewhere than home man!

BeefyT79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

iblogalott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blood Test Man

BurningRubber24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soul-CrushingMediocrityMan

Jdoggone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything man!

esoteric_enigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

Gingersnap0711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mascot-Girl

I have many random and inexplicable fears but my major one would be Mascots going to Disney theme parks is basically my worst nightmare. A furry convention would probably send me into a panic attack.

DGlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabman. Little to "My Name is Earl."

zephyrIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man! Here to save the day... But don't bank on it

Torcal4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asylum-man

esoteric_enigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

waggy43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

ginger_snapping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontation-woman Able to avoid necessary, but unpleasant conversations for years!

the_other_pink_meat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentist Man!

Princess_Little ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pegging avenger

sean7755 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuzzy-Wuzzy Man

Fuzzy-wuzzies are what I called those hairy house centipedes when I was a kid, and I often still do.

breathethewhitelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LadyBug

vogonicpoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Trypophobia.

Look it up.

New_York_Rhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever alone man?

New_York_Rhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NO WAIT.. I hate sob stories. Fuck that. Spider man?

ByWillAlone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Downvotesman

Fletch_McCoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderMan...shit wait...

final_boss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success-man, away!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderbabe

boredag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationshipwoman

JacksonvilleJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach man.

m1randapanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkwoman

Danniboi_TX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

INCONTINENCE Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Fletch_McCoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain anxiety

TransitJohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ignorance-Man!

-TisButAnAccount- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Man, they can even make a movie about me, call it "The Dark Knight"

IIAlleyCatII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MonkeyWoman ... Eeewww.

Walkensboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationship Man

NahanniWild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becoming his father man

Ralof_0f_Riverwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

forty1thirty6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

j1akey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HomeInvaderMan

LeiaTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Cop

DominionGalactica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leechgirl. but I'm not sucking anything other than your money. >:)

superthrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussy with teeth man.

mermands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frog babe

eddeee_banana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloonboy

NerdiCorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wormman

Dragn616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roombaman... how do they know... where to go?

jillyc03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tiny holes girl

cherchezlafemmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am...CentipedeWoman! Run away!!......

Robonglious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parrotman

dreazlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tap me on the shoulder from behind and watch my exaggerated startle reflex kick in man.

ultrapampers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ungoingmotoristman

darkkeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PrisonRape Man

pattperin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Behold, social situation man!

stainfart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A world without hot dogs... man...

hanger_shark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep paralysis man

samozen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loudly Flushing Toilets Gal.

Vulpecula22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I-let-everyone-who-needs-me-down-person

hydebehindchainsaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakewoman

HoodedLum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman

mcshaggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really Small Places Man.

I had a panic attack in an MRI machine, so I guess I could be CATScanMan.

Aquamaniac14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman

4NDR0M3D4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

KingPops6603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife finding my shroom stash man

bigdammit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aids man

Namoric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman (late to the game, so if this a duplicate, sorry)

f_bastiat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catheterman

MisanthropicZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living To See Another Day Man.

With the power to drink myself to sleep, existential crisis perception, pessimistic vision, and the ability to slip into a depression that is undetectable by others.

michaelscottforprez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsguy

SlayerOfLegendz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DecisionMan

indianmidgetninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidermanwoman

pheonixlord98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

reallysharpandpointystuffman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doorbellman.

Old timey non-electronic doorbells from my old student apartment building are my trigger due to total 100% purebred assholes that kept ringing my loud-as-fuck doorbell every weekend night for four years. There were also people driving motorcycles in the hallways, potheads playing with fire extinguishers, floods, and total disregard about their neighbours. Four years of torture and dreams of shanking one of the kids with broken glass.

Nowadays I live in the old part of the town, next to a sailor who comes home for three days maybe twice a year. Sweet, sweet silence.

SammyT623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

123bumblebee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Girl

SillyDavy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ExistenceMan

MsAnnThrope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquake Woman. That could be cool.

gods_fear_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman, yes, I'm a transhumanist. How did you guess?

blume99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big Brother Man

buzzkill71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Man

betterthanmatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Islamman

MzHarleyQuinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TurningIntoMyMother-Woman!

sparkly_butthole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh... Antwoman.

Antman's wife?

peepjynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clowngirl.

Ceo21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Using a plate that still has food stuck to it man

popalov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Madnessman

gooneryoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stinky Vagina Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waterman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man

peachtruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacyman

rw552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely-Man, with my anthem as The Incredible Hulk theme.

brooker1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am global war man

Ejaculad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling depression and an unfulfilled life man!

radicalmanatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

isobane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haunted House Man!

Bearsandgravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Middleoftheocean girl?

ginja_ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman, I'd get to be a huge edgelord too which is a plus.

Cathalisfallingapart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trypophobia-man

rocklou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthood-man!

chapin444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain ex wife

_-Dan-_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman.

YouAndMeToo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sexual stage fright man

lydsbane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman. My suit is always wrinkled and the seams are crooked.

Dinsdale_P ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ballerinaman. oh god fucking dammit.

KingPops6603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hilary-Trump Man

mannaroth8000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Female Man

Dalton616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aids Man

Neziani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Laborman

jedmyth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

SHavens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Miraculous Ladybug

Acester47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dadman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oblivionman... which sounds like an anime character.

Ndavidclaiborne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidersman...cause who's afraid of one spider?

RadSpaceWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably Successwoman, Embarrassingwoman, or Evilwoman. (The last one has no relation to that ELO song)

RestlessHeartGrenade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Man (or maybe Public Speaking Boy. Or Asking Out A Girl Man. Either one)

weightroom711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

circle_of_neglect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kneecap Girl

pricelessdiamond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflywonan

suchdownvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ctr-f "lifeman"

nope

Lifeman

Jovial_2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Mortal-Man

nicorns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unexpected Knocks at the Door Girl

Obeythesnail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suddenly realising I'm old and time ran out woman

JaeTheMenace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

being alone man

dtjeepcherokee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High guy

lsessio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornadoe.

JoshuaRAWR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman... wait a minute.. Isn't that already taken?

azabyss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

Jacnife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vdman

Phyfador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Perpetual Debt Woman or Captain Poverty It'll probably be on my tombstone that my family has to pay off.

Noble0o7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercutman

felio_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me man

trollslayer214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man!

MadammeMarkus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Early Stage Parkinsons Man

immortalreploid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman

knf262 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

titanTek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WakeUpDuringSurgeryDude!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

InteractingWithAnythingMan

Expendable_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am 'nopeman' you've probably never heard of me

pornborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MakeTheChoiceOfSavingOneSonMan

Amierra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

snakelady

ThrowAwayQ72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-woman.

โ€ฆ

jcw4455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

That's not too bad.

LegendRaider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman.

gogoramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parasite Man

sykotyctendencies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

echidbiaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social encounter man

CJLogix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turkey Boy. My dad like to visit his friends farm often. There was a big turkey that kept chasing me.

JovieStovie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ChinadollMan, or Dollman for short...

rummpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reasonable Commitment Man

Kolipe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stable-Relationshipman

GKinslayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Girl-Guy I have been told when a spider has walked across my hand I made a noise that my co-workers said sounded like a little girl freaking out. Well they said is between gasping for breath, seems my reaction was also funny as shit to them.

Studlybob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeverBeHappyMan

Kaynin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Triangleman

Bikesandkittens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becky Man

Ihavebadreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear me..

for I am the response to your shit comment!

I am the judge

the jury

the executioner!

I am

Downvoteman

SFdubnation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scary Movie Man

UNIPanther043 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shart-while-having-sex-man

Ihavebadreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Completely valid fear you have now passed on to another person.. so.. thanks?

likeanovigradwhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

SilverShadow2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Ma-...Oh, wait.

Saito1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StudentLoanMan

4pocrypha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huh.

Public Speaking Man, I guess.

NMF_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

broken1i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach Man

tahcamen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soberman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickmunchingsharkman

Bombingofdresden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abyss

mighty_bandersnatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death-lord.

HarmonyOfDespair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man...

The jig is up.

NadaGerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle Man. I sound like a heroin wet dream.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suffocation man.

rolfraikou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the Scatman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

RancidFruit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man..

RiverSongTheDM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

KrazyTrumpeter05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman but....

AbsurdStoryTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Child Predator Man

sithxlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women body builders-man.

osprey413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enochlophobiaman

ModernGunslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heterosexual Man

Scorn_For_Stupidity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painman

midlifefuckingcrisis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AccidentalPregnancyMan

spunkychickpea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finishingmydegreeandstillamountingtonothing

Man.

Abadatha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman, but my friends just call me Bojack.

BNaoC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Sounds pretty cool

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Running eagle, because this girl doesnt do heights.

AdamsHarv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crashman

vtbeavens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swing Set Man

:(

shotputprince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacyman

IrrelevantLeprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-Unwanted-Man

Satyrsol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman or Hornetman, hell, even Yellow-Jacket-man would work too, but in Marvel they just kinda drop the "man" suffix and I'd just end up as a wife-beating d-bag.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Um spiderman

not_from_this_world ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Car Crash

thespymachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Kuido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherfuxking spiderman

_shaggyrodgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Person

Halfapoptart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What's underneath man

Chumbolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureboy.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High-Man Well that worked out perfectly.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

life planning man

LatuSensu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Popping balloon man

ktmrider119z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IdiotMan

Athrul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-but-only-when-they're-above-average-in-size-and-move-towards-me-unexpectedly-and-in-a-sort-of-abrupt-manner-man

amiintoodeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Immortal Man

HevC4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enters my name here

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider clown man

brucoffeemanual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

ailardo100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancy-Man

Rando_gabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adultchild

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spinosaurus-shark-holding-a-Minigun-man

Funnyguy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great White Man Shark

Danierusaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FeelsBadMan. I'll see myself out.

M00SEishere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kidman

doc_dro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman. I'm also high, too.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rabiesman.

Pretty sure that'll strike fear into the heart of evildoers (or anyone really).

Jristz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado of Terror

TheFannyTickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peter parker

Tess_Stickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shart Man

Box-ception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DissatisfactionManchild

LordShtark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NotLivingUpToMyPotentialMan

Makabajones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsible man

headpool182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HeightsMan!

maxschreck616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Werewolveskilleveryoneyoulovethenyoudiealoneman. Yeah that about sums it up.

imtruwidit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blood woman

Fox_McCloudy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

iwasonceamachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickbuttman

boundandcovered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murky Water

coolmanwoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning Man

Pandoraexpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alienwoman

moosecakems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkwater avenger

Amaris_Gale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hydromegalothalysaphobia Girl?

DatNOLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

TheRedEminence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Funnel Cloud

WhoIsHarlequin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercutter

Placido-Domingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman

ravenclawedo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A.S.S. Woman! (Awkward Social Situations)... the name will also create the scenario it represents. It's a vicious cycle.

potatoesarethedevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High places guy.

DaveDruda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Credit card bill man

shaq992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

ajkkjjk52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimersman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman?

nuthinbutbutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Half the planet would be Spider-Man

davecm010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

gabihg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely spiderman.

b4xt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alligator Man, or Crocodile Man but I'm less likely to encounter one of those. Alligators, though, at the moment I'm surrounded.

dexmosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

fptp01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spinal chord injury man. or even, survivor of horrific incident man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gapingvoidofeternityman

Baked_Schwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conflict man

barabusblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Liceman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BlackMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Open Waterman

Axemann11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overbearing womanman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman!

Mysticalcolin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman, I'm terrified of the those little yellow fucks.

OfMonstersAndMeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Inevitable Empty Oblivion Of Death-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflyman

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dementiaman

I'd be pretty horrifying.

Agent_North ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People person...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

bugman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Divorceman :-(

MrShones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old people/teenage girls with cell phones man.

I work in busy roads.

Fah-Breezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning man

capitancalzones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

Lurkerking211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Loneliness Man

ilikecatsoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peoplewoman and Judgementwoman. Honestly, the latter sounds kind of badass.

VLND ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

best friend doesn't love me the way I love her-man

deathtomayo91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Criminals beware. I am a man who lurks the streets putting a stop to all wrong-doing. I go where the police cannot and protect those who cannot protect themselves. All who plan on harming others think twice and cower at the name "Being Unwanted, Unloved and Dying AloneMan!"

WhiskeySaturdays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hepatitis-man

sweatpantsandwine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggot girl

popobutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MassiviaBreastius

coelho52872 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Foreveralonewoman

The_couch_cushion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Centipedeman

TinyDickPeterson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tiny Dick Man

morriganlefeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dollface.

I seriously hate porcelain dolls.

FBexpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MissInformed

MNM2884NICK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Killing man

tangoshukudai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle man!

RickyStanzi4Prezi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkholeman

notappropriateatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whiskey Dick Man

mad_catmk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infrared Cam Man

wolff540 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spaceman

TheEmuRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Coincidentally, Spider-Man is my favorite superhero

bulldogdiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Creepydollman

bethanybeau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

ErinbutnotTHATone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BalloonGirl

---------------1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman!

no_no_Brian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Panicman

AcidShAwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cliff-Jumper.

ThunderGoaat123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

Billybobjoe135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surprise Exam the First Week of Class But Then You Realise It's a Dream-Man or SEFWCBTYRID-Man for short.

Well_Dunn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deportation-Man

epifanny16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear Man

weerdbuttstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losing All My Teeth Man

alps12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach-man

Chernozhopyi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman.

Drewco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman....

Penguititis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tumblr-man

TheUncannyWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

MightyWombatMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman!!!!

M-r-T-a-n-n-e-r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baloonman

Claytonics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crazy Bitch...man?

bitchboymagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homelessman

xsevenx7x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needledick the bug fucker.

Actually captain needleman. I'm terrified of needle. Like run away to the hills afraid.

rreighe2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cout << "HDDFailureMan";

TelekineticRape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BulletMan im terrified of bullets

media911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman. I don't like them.

MiddleThumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman man

sunny_storm__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment to relationships-man

Macro_Nerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing Man

Max101Victory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyCrushMan

Red_Febtober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Houseplant man

mdlost1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalator-man

He'll always take the stairs!

SayJose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

idiotiq_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cock-Man.

I really hate cockroaches.

Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

GifLurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WhalesharkMan

GloriousClitorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

Navy_Pheonix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

or, flying 4 inch Woodroachman

Or we could go with Roachboy, but I'm not too good at supporting pyramids.

Blegh06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inevitable Mortality Man

mallrat32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TransgenderclownMan

FenixIgnatius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Straponman

VelveticaNeue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection girl

shesthebest_around ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NIGHT MAN ! FIGHTER OF THE DAY MAN !

maxanthony84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider... wait ๐Ÿค”

DwightPunsFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going-outside-my-room-to-get-food-but-there's-people-in-the-living-room-Man

Somanybuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kevin

phillyfun14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snaketick.

Putiman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clumpofhairintheshowerdrainman

Sonofabic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pitch black man (For context I am afraid of being in a room in the pitch black)

iisdmitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well I guess I'm Spider-Man but that shit is taken already.

HarrisonFordDead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Landlord Man

imyourgodnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit a thread hasn't made me laugh this hard in a while!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman, or Captain Loneliness.

funkeychunkeymon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

KarringtonMcBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dog-taller-than-my-thigh woman.

beltfedshooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Werewolf Man

Akthe47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man....I guess I can make it more original and be Insectman! If it's a creepy crawlie, I get all fally.

ptwonline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman!

GreenKnightOfGilead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Precarious Heights

emanvidmaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gradesman

thelidpatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jailrapeman

fertilisinglump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabman

xThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Madman, because I'm afraid of crazy people

Visualpoetry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By this logic, homophobes would be Gay Man. That sweet, sweet irony

Changemyprefs2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needlesandheights Lad

areraswen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assuming you swap out man for woman for a female, like wonder woman, I guess that would make me Dark Woman.

weedwhizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Free Fall.

FF ๐Ÿ›ฉ

Peridotthepie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman age 14.

endergrrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paralyzed-woman

perfectballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherinlaw-man

doradiamond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Alone Woman

rawbaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Electric fence man

The_Hempest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Povertyman

Tattered4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman.

theletterQfivetimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

I wouldn't actually do anything, I'd just be the person everyone blames for increasing or decreasing crime.

sugarcunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Woman

themothernut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vertigoman, fear of falling to my death

CaptainKirk1701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man lmao

Kbob55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The slow cold embrace of the end and/or death man

Vaan1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nรชdleman.

SidV69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manuel Labour

akimbocorndogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Snake

Gogloglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationahipman! I will stop crime by ackwardly staring at it.

MuffinDodge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

WarLordM123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

employee2136487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

bathwhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wife-Getting-really-really-sick-or-worse-when-she-starts-chemo- Monday-man.

sheffy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoonman

Gogloglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationahipman! I will stop crime by ackwardly staring at it.

meekamunz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugman

Jascraft22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Rejection

akornblatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously...? No

ClownMan?

Gogloglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationahipman! I will stop crime by ackwardly staring at it.

Klingonsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman

ethanfatcheric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Darkshied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've still got a bit of a fear of the dark, so...

Black Man?

lostsockprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Landmine Man

MoreThanJustJello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dismemberment Man...

StarryJunglePlanet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pool girl

LebowskisOleLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathwoman, but Lady of Death sounds better

BloodSync ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GoodNight man

BilliousN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cheeseman.

And I live in Wisconsin. My back story is fucking wack.

DaffyDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speakerman

kingofthespork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

BigDaddyTeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

RoyBeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman or Centipedeman.

pdmcmahon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Twins

Flame_p1ckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Collegeman

Early_Grace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thin Ice Man

anonimityorigin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone is Spider-Man

Cloudlessone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baldman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The NOPE!

Kesseleth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hatred would be my superhero name. Few things scare me more than the concept that everyone hates me.

jason_stanfield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Never Having Really Been Loved By Choice And Also There's Cockroaches Man.

beatkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CripplingDebtMan

skanked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Blind Man.

dawkholiday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

POWDER TOAST MAAAAAAAAAAN

delaboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height Man Insect Man

GODZILLA_GOES_meow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharknado

DeathToUsAllGodBless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

chem199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ant man, but that's taken. They are the only thing that really bothers me. Or I guess bed bug man, that might work.

IndustrialTreeHugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkwoman. I actually have a phobia of kitchen sinks. Not bathroom sinks... kitchen sinks that dishes have been in at any point. I actually have a separate kitchen bar-style sink for drinking water in my house for this reason. Lets just say that my hubby does all the dishes.

...I can't even look at dirty dishes from someone other than my daughter our I will want to vomit. And those old people who put their dessert on their scraped dinner plate? Yeah - fuck you.

Eartherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm afraid of large things, I will be known as Mega! My power, shrinking things, but only shrinking. My arch nemesis, Dark Ocean. My sidekick, The Tiny Wonder.

tutydis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Spiderman or Heightman, which is ironic, cause I'm like 6'4โ€.

seththepanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LonelyMan

KOB4LT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dog Poop Man

I just don't have the stomach for it. I gag and borderline throw up when I'm near it. Wife has to clean up the backyard.

FelixS5S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finalsman

Wampderdam98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd Be Tarantula-man.

mrlr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeboy

spacesprout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocialInteractionMan

JesusaurusPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small spaces man

Jdaddyaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jake The Snake.

kittykatkisses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antwoman

roshane69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mighty Aneurysmo

PhoenixPhaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake-Man

That's not sexual innuendo at all.

dreweatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thalassophobiaman

inuit7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

stupidpeopleman

timeslider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abusive older brother man.

jtluebbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prisonman

thyrandomninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma- shit!

Destr0p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman

cadonos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman... oh

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrong Dresscode at Function Man

Unable to play Computer Gamesman

Internetless Man!

lucretiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asteroid-woman.

steam116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede-Man!

GrandIronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manboy

krabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grasshopper Girl

Edmf29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life man

redrhyski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repossessionman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Firewoman

Fuck, I hate fire. I had to do some firefighting training for the Navy and I can't remember most of it because I was paralyzed with fear.

Jam-B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pedospawn

JudoLibrarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm spiderwoman then! That's pretty cool actually..

Dogslug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-Inevitability-and-Permanence-of-Deathman

ObviousCryptic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Turd Burgler

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Commitment.

Time_splitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman. Nice ring to it.

jav_expert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-in-debt-for-the-rest-of-my-life-because-college-was-a-bad-idea-man

FiltyCasul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalatorman

CryoClone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Abyssman

IronMermaiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice-Girls-Don't-Finish-Last-They-End-Up-Dead-In-The-Bath-tub-Self-depricating-lady.

SirArlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Incredible Herp

dedorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am... the WhaleShark!

Chewsford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Owlman

Jigglestuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquake Girl. My superpowers are living in california and shitting myself when the second floor of the parking garage shakes

Keanu_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lostmyjobandwifeleftandtookthekids-man

Nothing scares me like the pressures of modern capitalism.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Rogue Wave. I like it. I am signing all business emails thusly from here forward. Yours Truly, The Rogue Wave

TehSalmonOfDoubt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cripplingdebtman

Pattypus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

TheGoldenTrioHP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man

The_BattMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disfigurement, dismemberment, and permanent blindness man?

the_caveman_chef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Black Stinkbug

A_Gentle_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone man.

AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heat Death Man

buffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outsideman

roshane69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student-Loan man

FartKilometre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hard Working Man

Dozentr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

reposts

NilkiMay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakewoman. I wonder what my superpowers would be. I guess i would be bendy and shit.

Mightymash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

javipunani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leaving my door unlocked man

bottomlesscoffeecup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social girl

AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catastrophic Global Warming Man

nanocactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

OffersVodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AmericaMAN!

boilermaker1964 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning man.

Asmr512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a great Cure song.

tjtom3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

The1TrueRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman.

LarryLavekio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackmaleman

AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infectious Disease Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump Supporter Man .....goddamn it

Asmr512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But there's already a Spider-Man.

pontepython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxman

mattevil8419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bodyhorrorman

hemdonG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

usechoosername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Children who wander out in the road man

Seriously, why don't children stay on the sidewalk?

OctavianXXV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hightman, I guess.

NGAF2-lectricBugalou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FiscalResponsibiityDude

BatmanDMR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting Shot by an Arrow and Falling on it-Man

C0SMIC_PLAGU3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My-Family-Constantly-Judging-And-Disappointed-By-Me-Man

Sixclynder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mister social anxiety

Thecardinal74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bricked in the back of the head and brutally ass raped by a giant black man...man

JHood_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GlitterGuy

KitKatMasterJapan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing woman.

WillemDafoesAlterEgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Driveman

Paul_Salinsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

slut7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadratman

Edcgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingRapedByMyDadAgainMan

C12H16N2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

tiredone905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rubberband woman

masterslushie432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MothGirl

AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meaningful Relationships Man

gordonfroman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man or Responsibilities man

yehyeahno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDman

theamazing_kcir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Shark Man

anonmudkip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomiting Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

doesn't actually know things just has enough surface knowledge to bullshit through life girl

DocMurph12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Rape Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HorrorMovieWoman. I hate those things.

spacemojo_the_code ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planeman, I hate flying.

LlamaNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

moosewoman

Jenerys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Weak Woman. Slogan: Please don't make me. I'll only screw it up.

Thuggish_Coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Dude

matrix8369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Desision Maker

casualblair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stand back! This is a job for...

Waking Up In Public With No Clothes On Man!

Art4chv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Goddamn WifeKidsandBillsMan! And I don't have a wife or kids yet.

gamedemon24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. I'll take it.

RickRussellTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Important Presentation Man

darthjay81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possum man.

dastuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfishman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Tarantula.

apollo1888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

shersheyquirt5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outsideman (agoraphobic)

zekabear123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Woman

ActThree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Repairmanmanmanmanmanman

third-time-charmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EveryoneILoveDyingWoman

Kopfreiniger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Caveman

NiceSasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I promote you to Captain!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning in wasps man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationshipman.

demosthenes19125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationshipconfusedpossiblyhuman

MRtheHOLYone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cripplinglonelinessman

HRHill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bears-That-Know-How-to-Start-Fires Man

snakpak_43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloonman

StrangerToEarth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying girl

42069_Daniel_42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spooderman

cheesymold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

IamNonHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman...

Flyboy142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman. Sounds cool.

SwishiestB0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Schoolman.

MisterBay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

Squidcreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Claustrophobic!

Copma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman!

Thelotwizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black pussy man

Adelaidekris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Balloonman

thiscontradiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis man

Kevin_Gee14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackwater

Cybertronax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Rottweiler.

sentimentmachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oven Burn Woman!

BSkwared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great white man

dj_phistmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anythinghavingtodowitheyeballsman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Larger-than-average-fishman

Aimozz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Situations Man.

daisyboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrumpMan (if it's not already taken - haven't scrolled down very far.)

profgm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointmentman

CoachKC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocket man

jossyboy2580 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

ButtholePlaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Girl

BiteMyDickOff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man!

NewBallista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big-black-rape-man

WhosNaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifesmumman

NiceSasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BadThingsHappeningToMyKidsMan

Showtime2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spending your life eternally alone with no one to care for you or love you man

twiztidhatchet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being underwater in video games man

genesis530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pulmonary Embolism Girl! Da dada daaaa!!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dead fish man

Shnazzyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The tick... neat

bananaginsss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

E.T.

TheNutTree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Strap-onman

chawbooky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping in public man

BaronBolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you would ask my girlfriend, it would be Commitment Man.

PNGwantok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FallsFromGreatHeights Man

commander-vimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surprisedeathwoman

Never-be-Ashley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman... srsly FUCK spiders

88nicoled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderWoman. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Orthodox-Waffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

Randomness6400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Getting Stabbed Man

El_Nasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Man! Wait.. fuck I'm freaking out

Rob1150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Airman. I don't like open spaces.

LeafyScrub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevatorman

Garnushim_Implick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most aspects of adult life man

gramathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman. I have a fear of cricketers.

Witcher357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Major Heart Disease

ryanjoey91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate my life and being stuck in a dead end job with no hope of ever being happy and being angry at every one I see whose out partying and having fun man.

LongHugBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman.

jeepdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slippery slope man. I have a fear of slick surfaces on a angle. Sue me.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

the Bee Keeper! I run away from bumble bees screaming bloody murder. I'm a 23 year old man

LawOfExcludedMiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Dogman!

Purz1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Hazeringx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

JoinMyBone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man

Smile4thedemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its not a bird! It's not a plane! Its... its... nothing. Irrelevant-man!

StupDawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EvictionMan! To the rescue! Anyone have a pick up truck that can help me move?

DisruptedMatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rent girl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fentanylman

Lost two friends last year. Was brutal. Is brutal. Dont do powder people. That shit is in everything and will kill you fucking dead

KeraKitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Financial Failure Gal

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobia - man

hoemeauxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

Helepo23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark-Man

Rromagar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your Inability to Act Like A Competent Adult Is Harming Your Friends and Family Man

RFEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitman

dark_knight097 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't this posted a few days ago?

reddit-yes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debt-Man ... ohh boy

CakeyPop155 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being in a social situation surrounded by people I don't know girl

eveweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowds gal

lingorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Throat-Slit Man

Hurtreynolds2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dying alone man!

Quantumstinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman.

They're basically mouths with fins

ojay93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fall guy

SizzleMeThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried alive woman!

LRose1825 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

The-people-I-love-are-dead-girl

Captain Abandonment

Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AntiHero Man

33a5t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anallyrapedinprisonafterbeingfalselyaccusedman

mchaney2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

ToasterOvenIsYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

self-man

Henslock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Wait...

KungFuSpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman........ Actually doesn't sound that bad I suppose.....

Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

TrumpisPresidentman

HillaryisPresidentman

Asmr512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ironically "Sex-Man" sounds like a porno.

TheJackFroster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Financial Situation-man

imrunningfromthecops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

Curlybrac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom man

GenrlWashington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chickenmanman

spideyosu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insects-touching-me-man

BARubberDucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bridgeman

Loganloganlog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoonman Crippling fear of being alone forever man

FPSGamer48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman. Not that great.

Deathman, however, is badass, and I'll go with it!

LoraRolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

"The Fire-Spider Failure" and my sidekick would be Also "Centipedes, Fuck Centipedes, what god would even make those? Boy"

megaynr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sloth Girl

TaurineLine719 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeboy

CrazyEyes388 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying in my sleep to carbon monoxide man

TheBardofTamriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Zulkhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

gnrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman!

Ambybutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman.

Ed_vaguely_jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lost-My-Shit-In-Divorce Man

fitblubber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

girlboy

tyhote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Depression Man

MisterWootzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anythingthatfliesandhasastingerman

aznraver2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

poopooman

xMASSIVKILLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SplitDecisionMan

witchunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Woman.

It's a pretty great name, I think.

HelloTosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman!

GoTroTro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...shit I guess I should be swinging around NYC now!

Mossy_octopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depressionman

BasedBoyScout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Regretsman

red-moon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

luposlipman

bigoldgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clock Spiderman!

Diablo165 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDiablo165

rbroccoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Post-dated bills overdrafting my bank account man

InsaneDane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reject

DarkkenNiteShade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wants-me-to-be-an-altar-boy - man

HenryKushinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll give the same answer I did in the version of this thread posted two days ago: emotional-intimacy-man.

Bonus:

Wow OP. So original.

willyolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StagnantingLifeMan

CourageKitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeandwaspperson

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

siriustymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Zappykablamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkhole man

WildBilll33t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. O wait

FOREnd1c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

caughtmasturebatingman

meesterdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

OppaiGaKawaiiDesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pen pineapple apple man

Sorry I had to do this

brunomocsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gayman

BroncoLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

workman

shmimeathand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paperwoman

RedGenesect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life Man

TerrenceTas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

ObliviousStudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharklad

Betterwithfetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wife doesn't want sex man

LETHUNDERCUNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lake Woman

PencilthinPornstache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

tobysionann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistwoman.

Or

Calling-Doctors-Offices-To-Make-Appointments-For-Myself Woman

KingNothing87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losingmywifeandkid man

slver6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResponsabilitiesMAN

HeftyJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

T_at ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Hypodermic checking in.

Along similar lines, I guess someone severely homophobic would be Gay Man...?

catchyphrase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

coolmando69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

FIossy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Praying Mantis man is quite a mouthful... I'd rather not have the power of twisting my head in unnatural positions...

Wolvenheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AdultLifeMan, the superhero with no manual.

dlcnate1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im "any inseect with wingsman"

spyrospeed99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman. That's bad ass

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Algaroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dementiadude.

Shreddxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Failure

TheFragileSpiral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buttstuffman

BigDintheValley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-Aloneman

HeadHunter0053 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

djblaze666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Japanese hornet

UltimateDracoMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthoodwoman.

Bacon_Crispies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

I'm not proud of it.

C0NN3R7xPDX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man to the rescue!

HollywoodLook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Studentloanman

Ocylix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TwitterBLOCK!

centavo71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swinging Bridges Woman.

FunkyRiffRaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intruder Woman

monkeycrayons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Childrenman. Never had 'em, never will. Creepy little ankle biters.

Lazuliv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman Poorman

Shadowsca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SnailMale

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dollman... I sound scarier than what Im actually scared of now

TallCanadianDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-alone-man

SorryIreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LivingUpToMyOwnExpectationsMan

Sgt_Dashie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

FascinationSt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bearmanpig

bart2278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beheadingman

Magnivox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancy Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be societyman

Aidiera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm afraid of people stealing my paint cans, so they call me Hue Jack-Man.

Squonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BecomingMyMotherWoman. My weapons would be passive aggressiveness and emotional manipulation.

Launching_Pad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm an Extrovert.

InnominateMasticator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
   MAN
MrEmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Eternal Man

Imagine you find the secret to eternal life, but don't realize it until 50 years later and your friends and family are all 50 years older... but not you. You stopped aging 50 years ago and you cannot think of what you did to change that.

Now your life is an endless funeral procession of loved ones. All your close descendants have died 5 generations ago. At first, you make new friends, and watch them slowly decay. Your life seems like one funeral after another.

But then the government notices you. Now you're in a laboratory being studied for this miraculous occurance. But the scariest part of it is.... you prefer the lab to the outside world. Because in here, there's nobody you care about to mourn over.

Middlenameis_Jameson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unarmed Blackmanman

Spydermn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

XXXnatasliahXXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Niggerman.

i_quit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Consequencesman

TODDI27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone kidnaps my child man

_ScreeN_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman... wait that could be kinda badass.

bpm195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EverythingMan!

TheEnigmaJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

SubatomicCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This whole thread sounds like who's line is it anyway

SnoozeAllDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man

Aarxnw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The human spider

DomHaynie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A La Commode

Gnarls__Barkley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

macgillweer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Baby.

OathOfFeanor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Treadmill Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

theadjunctbrofessor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Man

HACKSofMALICE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insectman

jopeyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggot Girl :(

kingfaroot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Baldman. Would you like to ride with Baldman?

ahaisonline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Isolation Man

L1AMCH0PS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabman

Turkish_Royalz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be Spiderman.

w0rdd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Thehunterforce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman... I have a highly fear of heights.

jeffreky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfishman

onacloverifalive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Immortalbutwithquadriplegiaman.

luckybeavers37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poisonoussnakeman

bawzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

catstrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baby Teletubby Sun woman.

Fuck me is that a clunky title or what?

guacamoleavocados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

k0uch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cripplingoverweightman

gimli2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So many spidermen in the world

kquads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

quixotic_barbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One-woman man

Yetiius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope-rope dope; NRD or NERD for short.

FuriousArhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

soldmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

ryohei098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman

ijustwantanfingname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SobrietyMan

dedbeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After a few months working in a produce department that stores strawberries on an unrefrigerated table, I'd have to go with Strawberry. It's a name that could be easily construed as a joke and also fits because I'm a ginger but they shall fear me when I sneak into their house and put mold spores on their food! FEAR THE WRATH OF THE STRAWBERRY!

Edit: typo

DreamYume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Lad

mcandrewz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon man.

smallLoanof1mil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jailman

VladTheRemover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

False rape accusation man.

NEXT_VICTIM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aneurism-man.

With the power to- *keels over*

TheAyel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommittmentMan

ka3la ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquake Girl.

shadowlaw87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grasshopper guy

whyyomamasofly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HIV man

Ackahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult responsibilities man

Yurei2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogmaticthinkingwoman.

2Fancy4Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catheterman

lemon86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClownWoman. Or CloWo

I_R_Teh_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the fall guy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poorman

metaphlex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happyman

thefunmachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownbaby

bongripafart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman. I'll kill ya

kurtman1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

MrScottehh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownsslothsanddeepwaterman.

JumpingBean12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark snake

DarthToeJam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Celibacyman

Chucktayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman up up an away

kthxtyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not Washing Your God Damn Hands After Using The Bathroom Then Shaking Hands With Me-Man

Yulex2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Barfgirl

Wombat_cannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadparentsman.

So, Batman.

valenciagold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderwoman

TastesLikeBees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tbonejackson81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployed man

spjew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoonman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

social-situation guy

Beardchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfishman.

DrDirtyDingus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Man

beginwithaspin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Girl

josecuervo2107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

heightsman. A close second would be elevatorman.

SkillBranch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Wait a second...

JohnPhoelix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResidentEvil7TheBeginningHour man

GarrusHungarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bigfootman

Sharkbird_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Housecentipedeman

KennethZonestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, Batman oddly enough. I have a severe phobia of bats.

thehotpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ninjaman

_higgs_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.netman

zombieez13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pool drain woman

AwesomeExo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Studenloanpaymentduedateman.

Or, Snakeman. But I wouldn't want to think of how I would act out the gimmick.

_AISP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tapewormman...

StereotypeMustBe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep Sea

Dawn_Ray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chainsaw

damargemirad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Leecher. God I fucking hate leeches.

1337thousand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ihaveasmallcock man

snublu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Busy mall full of ignorant sheep man

Lastbronx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waterbug man

WindowsCanSuckADick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeedleWoman

unclesam919 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I-donno-Man always-late-to-fun-reddit-posts-Man

WiscEbravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mouseman....rawr

Panoptic_Outre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What symbolizes a shortage of pizza?

Clever_Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Banana Girl!

nmsbleezbalb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IBSman

Smallpoxs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

kaylaktastrafy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone girl

MacGyver3298 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain kidney stone

CaMeLyINN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman? damn sometimes being authentic is being unoriginal.

ztsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

joIIyswagman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadchildrenman

demonachizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

jceddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman :/

jceddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or Chupacabraman...has a nice ring to it

inmyrhyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep, Unclear, Water Man

GodOfWarNuggets64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darknessman.

CE3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingman, deadman, diedman, etc.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SmallSpidersThatCatchYouBySurpriseWhenTheyJumpOutFromBehindStuff Man.

paradox4901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

bmbdggdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Prison Man".. I don't want to go to jail

ifyouareoldbuymegold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not having enough money at the end of the month to pay my mortgage man

robinson217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man made object barely visible under murky water-man.

AlwayzHaveEnuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead dad girl

AlwayzHaveEnuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like my mom as much...

BasChan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clowngirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallingfromgreatheightsman

TN_Tony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man!

vexleir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Government Man

Mietko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain "Pale Faces Watching From the Dark"

stack-of-books ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think just, Iceberg, would work. I've also been told I'm pretty cold and frigid. Seems fitting.

MrSurname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear Itself man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

Forest_Curtis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancyman

crashtg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Centipede.

prpldrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of these days everyone at work will realize I have no business being there and have no clue what I'm doing-man

Denarious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kidman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Debtman

ninja_status_pending ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Standardizedtestman

Xyrsys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevationdude

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Slowly Realizing In Your Last Moments You Never Found What Made You Truly Happy In Life-Guy.

honey_inyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgot-Where-I-Parked-The-Car-Oh-God-It's-Been-Stolen Woman

twistedinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear-Man

Tantes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

NakedSpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

2_4_dolorous_edd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

Albo623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman

outcry1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman

condortheboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

TheOneTrueFoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedeman

chezizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakes and Sometimes spiders-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meaninglessman.

tune345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Laudroman.

imanoakalright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vast expanses like the open ocean or outer space man.

Voidrith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Thalassophobia.

So.... ocean man? Sea manandswallow ).

whatstomatawithyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman

PopCultureNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StudentLoanMan

mattcampbell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman

jijimews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

dubiouscontraption ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apnea.

dubiouscontraption ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apnea.

stevebobeeve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't have a fear is long words, I just really like the idea of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Man

Mine is intimacy. I'm Intimacy Man. I don't like the idea of Intimacy Man.

kickasshobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erratically Flying Insect Man

judd11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Rejector

TheBluestLeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kidnapman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reclusiveman and agoraphoba-boy.

randomthrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility-Man

(Going with Marvel formatting because I'm a rebel)

knutnaerum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman.

Brobdingnagian_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snekman

Pm_me_ur_nbastats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

5 story heighty mcheighterson

Clugaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ferris Wheel-Man

7screws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

edjumication ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Riptide

Dew_Junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redditgoldman.

PatriotBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Person! I hate people.

BirdLadySadie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slothgirl

wantsuccess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a people person.

ClasBandicoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jobman!

buttcrusader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FatChick man.

TheDirtyFuture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Christmas-man.

Lostsoldier23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guess that would make me spiderman

KulaanDoDinok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man, Dying Alone Man, Common Centipede Man.

TrainerDrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height Man

puntinbitcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting caught watching kinky porn by my wife man

ScythianUnborne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man

HolyRamenEmperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EternalDebtMan

FluffyTheGiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mathman

Nebulous_Neptunium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antman

RedProtoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FuckingSnakesMan

o_opc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider...man

Wait a minute...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Canadian Goose Woman

SumOMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do the dishes man

Jimbobjoesmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShittingPantsInPublicMan

Jellymonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman? But I don't think I'd stick with that one...

trojanfl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exwifeman

KingMjolnir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Awkward Situation Man

Yeah.....

popkornking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She was never really interested man

simpsonknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Umbrellaman. I'm tall and the pointy parts are at eye level.

elliottjones8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

YourBubbleBurster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mother-in-law Man

Ink-Stains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failuregirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

grifxdonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mexicanman

chicodustee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ava Devine Man

Persian_Lion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surgeryman. Sounds scary

GrayingMantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DidIDeleteMyBrowserHistory Man

Reaforp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Oh.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede-man

rockapotumus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain speaking in public

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exerciseman!

Would be a very...ironic name, to say the least.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agoraphobia girl.

WhiskeyMasterRace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KangarooBoy

johnnybazookatooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AloneMan

JimCaseyJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smalltalkman

UCBooties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Clemen11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nothavingcocaineman

dulbirakan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Workplace Injury

Se3k91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

high standards lad

WGreen9696 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Home Invasion Man!

SMGB_NeonYoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Triskaidekaman

My power is making people unusually unlucky causing them to be undone in bizarre ways. I also use numerology.

Eaststreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turdmeister

alecboliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dollman aka The Puppetmaster

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exwifeman

CookiesFTA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toothlossman.

Fortunately, my power has similar results as Batman, who punches lots of people in the face.

emosongs2cut2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain waking up and realizing that my awesome life is just a dream and now I have to do everything exactly the same to get it back guy.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socializingman

ooonimrodooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having-a-panic-attack-in-public-because-I'm-worried-about-having-a-panic-attack-in-public man!

Prophage7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-interactions-in-night-club-like-settings-man

Bos_in_the_house ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-man

KayasQQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broken-Condom Man

DeusExMachinae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede man, er the Human Centipede??

postpunctual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman-t

MistressDarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filarial worm woman (?)

grainjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

matchesmalone10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasssssspinator

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mortgage Man

zenthrowaway17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I AM WHO AM MAN

Cullen_Bohanon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Heights Hero!

darklordoftech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tobacco21man

MrBlancharizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man

Krinks1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Wasp

If I was a sidekick, I'd be Fallingoffaladderboy

blazedancer1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

ActualDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiders-crawling-in-my-penis-man

LordofSnails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

helicopterplcrashingintomyhouse man

NotClefable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

thehotpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not converting to clean energy in Time-man.

pHScale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Corn Maze man.

Or for a catchier title, The Amazing Maize Maze Man

petermobeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

tardigrademan

TittersMacGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cap'n Midget

Qualiquant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apocalypse Man

Abraheezee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Notenoughpizzaformeman

GregBackwards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How-others-perceive-me Man

hawkwings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shy-bladder-man or Squid-face. If you combine the 2, then everyone else in the bathroom will have shy bladders.

extracanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pedophileman

VenetianFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lice Lady.

Not very sexy.

dolphinesque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting The News My Husband Just Died Woman.

I guess my super powers would be weeping uncontrollably and totally shutting down.

Shit, I gotta call my husband.

alexfislegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkbite

Portalheadmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pizzaman

Squibblus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejecto

redroverdover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

JakeMongoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying Roachman.

IWouldManaTapDat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

SamFlynn1288 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PregnantMan!

MegaPiglatin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombiewoman?

"I am the dead"

quesadillapants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Enclosed Spaces

longtime__lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never-take-responsibility-always-blame-others-angry-at-life-and-wish-to-harm-large-number-of-people-man

wayfarer96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede-man

Halobattlefront ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

vampireman

Yobecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reality Girl

StuntedEvil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrumpOrHillaryAsPresidentMan

heron27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman!

AadeeMoien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bearman. Eater of berries, champion of the suburbs.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AtleastonestandarddeviationbelowthemeanIQman. Those scare the fuck out of me.

idgarad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NoHorizonWithFogMan. I get creeped out in deep water or vast open places where I cannot see a defined horizon, akin to Agoraphobia but where there is no distinct horizon in view. Underwater aquariums tend to do the same thing if they are big enough (like a dolphin tank at a zoo). Something about the vastness of the space creeps me out.

Widdlemyriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CancerMan

irishbandnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

rrogido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman

SupesUniqueUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Governmentman

Rachaelish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Water Woman

RandolfPringles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Downvote-man

Tdawgluss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being caught watching porn by my parents man

McBadBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton Ball Woman

throwawaysoftwareguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agoraman

tanguera86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pigeonwoman

surrient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Forest Man

Jyiiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Climate Change Man

GreenLightKilla45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confidence Man #2

FrankieNukNuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallout Boy

billyumm01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

poverty

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman.

Redditmucational ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nun Girl or Failure Woman or Rejection Girl or Ive-done-nothing-with-my-life-out-of-fear-of Failure Woman

Fondequation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman!

dgblair95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

FortyYearOldVirgin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Franklin Delano Roosevelt as FEARMAN!

D34R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tapeman.....

Bananenschreck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

Spacegod87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afraid-of-the-future woman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp.

Tuchainzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Virginman

notascientistaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Schumerman

Dota2isWorseThanMeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Careerman

Count_von_Zeppelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman. :(

ImaJustBrowsing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaterbugWoman

WolfInHumanShape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-interactions-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman. Which, given my complexion, I feel might end up being a somewhat 'racist' comic book.

DaMudkipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Animatronic Man

Gre8one7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladiesman

ChemicalMurdoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

haha-yea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

knabe4k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cunnilingusman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadpool

DonCarlosVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

pregnant man

SendMeSteamGamesPlz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High Man

thatsconelover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman!

AATYKON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CoralReefMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Woman or Being Social Woman. That second one doesn't sound as good, though.

NecroPrancer17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugman

WolfInHumanShape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also Governmentman

Direbrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be named "Falling Man" or "Mr. Vertigo", which isn't that bad being that I'm certain a Hell of a lot of other people would be named "Clown Man" and "Clown Woman".

Edited for grammar.

shadowenx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Existential Dread.

Airstrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deafman

ThatManEli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PublicBathroomMan

scrumtrelesent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rinsing the shampoo with my eyes shut....man?

nunner92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp man.

MadlockFreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Lonlinessman

jv20three ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman. Cue the megaman music

biggestbutterX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Steep inclines man

Dont_Jersey_Vermont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton Ball Man.

eyythrowmao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman.

DD225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I could never be a super hero because I would hate hearing people calling me Prick (fear of syringes).

Sideshowcomedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Analrapeman

FunkyCatJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa
TAXMAN !!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Filetoothboy!

contactee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fecesman

Zuriax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilitiesman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MaggotLady!

beete17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

welsman13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeriodMan

Svartben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman.

Gristlechops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sobrietyman.

sonia72quebec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Strange-wet-hair-in-the-shower woman.

Hubsterus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Redditman

Spooky_Will321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Presidential race 2k16-man

AudraGreenTea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ZeldaWoman

jeff_the_nurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman.

Slithify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman

Cheiffa76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My wife: BarfGirl Me: Infertilityman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Footballman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boring career man

Linoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speechman.

terreldactyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Merfiee03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeastinfectionman

DidacticGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Next President Of The United States Man.

losark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man?

Letting-my-family-down- man?

Jeeze...

ScarryNights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Early-Access Man

popemichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison-sex Man

morosophi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am the Acknowledger of Self-Destructive Tendencies!

inb4 me_irl

jhutchi2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spooky Ghost Man

elfschatze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fishlady!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Evictionman

fungalduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach boy.

SuppliceVI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ArkansasDriver Man!

mantarlourde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just call me the terminator

kaepernicks_socks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ScaryBlackTeenagers-man

ProfessorFog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Itstimeforyourpresentation-Man

GamingNMore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Carman

Nine_Cats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old Man

DamnedWhenIDid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horse man!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting Out Of Bed Man

Tolookah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Powerless man. With the ability to uh... Nothing?

deepthinker314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDman

sweet_chick283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failuregirl

Double_Yin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never being satisfied man

shockwave_84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midgetman

rufusmacblorf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxman.

No, wait, that's a super villain.

glockRonin23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Anxiety Man!

Stagnant_shart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lots of things man

UtterFlatulence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Didn't we JUST have this thread?

exoskellington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Insanity

HiFromMyTimeTravels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deepwater

Torcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle Man

Women_Logic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Postcollegelifeman

sageintheshadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am a brand new hero...Spiderman. I fucking hate those damn things

I_am_not_Amish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EunuchHerm!

TheSilentMansWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Egoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

drowningman

Jaconian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggot-Man or Grub-Man.

Don't like.

FlyingGrayson85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man, I can live with that.

sushigoldberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale Woman

Whale Girl

The Whale

Super Whale

Whale

I-am-but-an-egg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Psychotic MIL Man!

Bitch be crazy... And a cop

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentGirl

chemistrypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercut

Lily_May ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach Bitch.

Terrified of roaches.

theHoffenfuhrer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stabman

jonyapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark-man

SyntheticGod8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp Man

Able to sting the shit out of people who don't deserve it for no goddamn reason.

Xman-atomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman....but I'm deathly afraid of heights.

snack_miller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety-Man.

toomanyredbulls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman is here to probably not save the day!

FrostySt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaspMan. So, Mitt Romney.

grip_garrison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Geriatricman

lilsebastian105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dadsnevergonnalovememan

bukowskibae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Childrengirl...Marriagegirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

Wants to die but can't and has to guide people through it. 24/7.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cripplingdepperession-man

chicomania98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman (Ha-ahhh-ahhh)

gingersnapdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thatcottonontopofaspirinbottleswoman

Swegabyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman. Champion of those who are rejected... Or just rejected as a superhero in general.

monkeyfacewilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Triangle Man

AwesomeSkateboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AcidentallyHittingTheLikeButtonOnAGirlsPictureMan

Omnipraetor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ripped vein man

hobbesicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman

RogueRebel89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Food-That-Floats-In-The-Sink Lady

Famixofpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

Deathman

iwantrootbark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man

SoulFire6464 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Psychologist Man

jesssea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly Woman...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nevergettinglaidagain Man

KillerAlfredo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternal Darkness

Double___Dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sp.... Spider-Man..

Mega_Marowak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman! Wait....

sven_gali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman. The bugs, not the Protestants.

chaoticparadigm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman. Fuck that noise.

netramz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman, away! Oh wait...

monkeyfacewilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Person Man

TurdCrapley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OstricheMan

locke1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man

SLiK786 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... Spiderman...

danimal87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitment man

Booh-Radley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman

monkeyfacewilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Particle Man

elastic-craptastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mailman

ecork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Psycopathman

SandtheB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Proxima- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharknado

thetinkerbelle44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach girl

Vox_Deus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Steepangleman

lDrinkY0urMi1kshak3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PayingOffMyStudentLoansMan

Benfranklinballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eat white dog Shit man

galaxyprintwhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tsunami Lady! Or maybe Wave Girl would work better.

Twister Sister! Cuz it rhymes.

silvercloverv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Doll Lady

alaskan_werm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

disinshrektant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pukeman

captain-jack-h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Failure Man! To the rescue?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman.

fudgeybhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chimpanzee-man

Bad_Vaio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mother In Law Man

LukeTheGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman

somefknnamehuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toilet water man

Kasavu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HomelessMan

dreadmontonnnnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ManMan

sam_cr0w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

Numella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man bear pig man

sceptic03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderguy

helpiamnotacat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Garners-Others'-Disapproval Woman!

Imperium_Dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kryptoman.

Small_Pack_of_Wolves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having Type One Diabetes Without Insurance Man. I'm actually living the nightmare right now thanks to some recent layoffs. Feels bad man.

SSJMessi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paranoiaman

Lonelyman

cheejiayuan512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EmotionBoy

JonBenetBeanieBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthoodgirl

ty_rogers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachnid man

WolfintheShadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black Hole Man? That might work.

ey51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cottonman

Ermcb70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneMan

Dardanus14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResponsibilityMan

Deathandblackmetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bodily-Fluid-Man

Toastyparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dick whipout in lublic through pant slitman

madambawbag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothwoman

SteamyPanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me? I'm Spiderman.

ShinTenken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Virginman

Rebelo86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vertigo

Ermcb70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outsideman

rickthehatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Person man, person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man

kingduqc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

puckbeaverton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Firedman?

Paranomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Immobile in small places man

gojirafan123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling debt man

beneater66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asscancerman

Kiefyking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tallopenspacesman! I'm fine if there's anything railing but fuck just being on the edge of a cliff

The_End_of_All ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Did I Miss My Alarm" Woman

windhurtsmyface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BlackMan

mtg-Moonkeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

genitalcarpark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackroomredeyeshittingmewithstickyhandman

HollyWood45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman....works

ALswearwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionwolf?

superdeneb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, all jihadists are piggyman.

Linked-Theory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am the Trumpman

sdmitch16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Eternal Pain

TheeYetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Congrats everyone, karma for all.

jser809 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Strangeanimalsoundsman

goobsterface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevatorsman

puckbeaverton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

DrewB4435 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public-speakingman

bourbon_and_icecubes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cicadaman. My loud buzzing and horrifying appearance strike fear into even the most hardened criminals.

LarsOfTheMohican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's no one out there for you-man

DepoDemolisher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman. I poke you. Then I pass out.

AlationMath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batbatman

sdmitch16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Centipede or Krill

eagleye_z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man. Oh wait... shit

puckbeaverton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimer'sman

friendlessfryingpan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changing-in-a-lockeroom-when-the-fire-alarm-is-pulled-and-im-naked-man

sewerwater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MissingFiveCallsFromMyMom-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman.

aviddivad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hippoman

Tyler6594 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mormonman

ScudTheAssassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Settingsman

happy_woe108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

Synssins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

jlrowe85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

bigalsplaypen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential-Dread-Man

conman752 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

test101blahblah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

RCkamikaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Potato-bug-man. Skeeved out right now just thinking about a big one.

braizhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman

phantomhatsyndrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No-Internet-Access-Man

Kees-Says ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentboy

ey51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

blackraven731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thalassowoman

EMTWoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightmareman. They started a couple of months ago, and are by far the worst fear I experience on a regular basis.

SuperCosmicNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd just be a Black Lantern.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-girl

James2170 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Creepy Clown from "IT"-Man

alex6427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxes-Man

KingOfDunkshire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Virginia Wolf-man

kvasir476 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thousandleggerman

heyjew1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Opening-up-or-getting-too-close-man

ALPHAMAGNUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm officially everyone's Arch Enemy. After a freak accident, my Asperger's removed my.logical fear of tornadoes and replaced it with my super ability to not give a fuck anymore, but I relish in the fears of others.

Doctor IDGAF ...out.

orangered4lyf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking man

KSMKxRAGEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaterMan

QTpiTT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Under the Ice Woman

1snowwolf1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Assman

MadBuddahAbusah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drug test lad.

ZockMedic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

edgy

MathWiz86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

ulmxn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Boy

SmashHaji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Owlman!

mydarkmeatrises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman

Ninjagomaster312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

alustig14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature Ejaculation man

Double_O_Zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arabman

OnBrokenWingsIsoar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

Kiavah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holes Lady?

lebatondecolle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Porkcracklingman

fukyourkarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Heights Man

matt1722 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Which sounds badass and super generic all at once.

MacSteele13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

According to the media, I'm either "Gayman" or "Islamman"

Silky__Smooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Toilet Seat Man

N0r3m0rse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That thing that brushes your leg when you swim in a pond man.

BobaZaius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dadman

KirkNonsense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smalltalkman.

Falkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death.

Tomtomgags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responableman

Bigcrusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losemyjobman

palehorse864 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

'90s Liam Neeson.

No, that's not who I am afraid of, that's who I am. So, what am I afraid of?

daisyboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Acting?

Simplyverified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Anything-remotely-related-to-confrontation-woman Sorry I meant confrontationwoman, She enters the room apologizing and then coughs.

beka_targaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult Responsibility Girl

dustyceilingfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman. I have a fatal allergy.

RollingTit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

highway280man

Android24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployed-Man

AmnesiaCane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Effort-Man, unfortunately

primemas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifestopslovingmeman.

andy00mac123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpes man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homeworkman.

Estab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning man

cubnole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Calculus Boy

MelodyCristo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insanity Girl

I can mess with your mind, I guess? Like that Ace chick from Batman Animated.

Dannybagadonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

FourArmz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HumanInteractionman!

tewnewt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crazy Cat Lady man

Verily_Amazing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Evil is supernatural and so totally unstoppable that there is nothing you can do man

quinewave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tortureman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

BraveLilCoaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Home Depot Wood Department-Man

dlsco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

September 11th, 2001man

Marigold16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman!

gandaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

KingBeetle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

hippieoftheinterwubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Evilflyingstingingthingman.

Because anything that flies and has a stinger or ovipositor of any kind is evil.

Azathothoursavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tsunami man? Shit, that sounds pretty good!

Spangozilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meman

Skeptidad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Wasp or hornetman.

Seriously, fuck those little assholes.

sasquatch606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

Gnostromo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NoRetirementSavingsMan

maple2006 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be socialwoman, that sound like a job lol

orionismud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

woman

Exsosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black man

krui24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitman

Kami_of_Water ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needlesman.

Enjorous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parentphonecallman

Source: am a teacher

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Couch Potato Man

guoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moneyman

DrSeey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeopleMan

cuate1bit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boytoad

nickymeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...CommitmentMan

cuate1bit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boytoad

Nukajuka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

CrypticResponseMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Foreveraloneman

NDRoughNeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possum Man

rememberthatactually ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicspeakingman

badgerferretweasle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Furry-woman. My costume would be torture to wear.

amiwitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemploymentman

brooklynkurtz99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gayman

fox_doc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark coward

Loloofutah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalator Woman!

DebonairTeddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spudman Just wait till you see the costume!

krui24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public bathrooms man

dhoffnun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployment Man, and his sidekick, the Health Insurance Kid

Altephor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment and Emotional Connection... man.

gnibgnib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

ZedWriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height-man.

gagefrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PoliticalOrganizerMan

themultigoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monkeyman Monkeys will rip your face with their bare hands.

mywordswillgowithyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thunder and Lightning Man

Lardman678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingman

hollakris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

chrisisthefattest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

HSJF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Spoon-Eye.

Mdeezy3042 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

I_RIDE_FAST_THINGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waterman. Because fuck water, Man.

dishwasherphobia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always get to this kind of thread way too late, dammit.

madramor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cashlessman

kookerpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poor man

skyphoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murky Water Man!

bruceg84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

Tsobaphomet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladybugman

Wet_Paint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impotency-man

LeCucumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fat Woman

bamfbanki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planeman!

ellementry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pelican woman

EyeintheSky420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrokeAsFuckMan

Trick85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cageman

Whatsthisaboot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman...

wargasm40k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

AO_Yayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WhiteCopInAmericaMan

les0099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

G man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Out of luck man! I'm pushing it every day...

Dazhaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee-Wasp-and-Piranha-Man!

MrBoo88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murky Water With Stuff In It That I can't See But My Toes Can Touch Man.

mgrayart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Duh, spiderbitch

anyusernameyouwant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darknessman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety Girl.

SPYDABLAKK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman

slardybartfast8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SmalltalkMan

Edit: no one cares but on second thought I'd made it Chit-Chat Man

Sklushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death man

Yazkin_Yamakala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bridgeman

Argarck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happinessman

StuporMundi18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

RafeHaab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

La villera (the female not-so-white trash... Doesn't sound as well in english)

zedingdong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you sure you're not Catwoman?

RafeHaab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stalking people is not nice, you know.

kitty-2-karen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness-Girl

throwarambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man.

jeremiah406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting out bed man

NapkinsUnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social situation-man

GreatDaynes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma- oh shit.

sadwer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Severelyhandicappedkidman

KoRnBrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CRIPPLING DEPRESSION MAN

fa1c0n95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

mnsportsfan93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cottonballman

hanman7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am afraid of Han_

thatonecoolkid99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman. Imagine the terror I could inflict by mimicing a human sized roach. shudder It all most makes my crippling fear worth it

NapkinsUnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

America-man

Dathouen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

or

Failureman

dropkick_capt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wonderboy

former_anachronism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Woman, so basically Madusa. Awesome.

NapkinsUnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Real people-man

lookin4som3thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman.

Reddhero12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They did a whose line is it anyways bit like this

jkeegan123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Introspection man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hi guys it's me High Guy here, the guy that's afraid of heights.

FoxTrot1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingAloneMan

chowder138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman.

AryaStark20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspgirl

Alucardimum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying from random Final Destination-esque event-man

GameSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

heightsman

90908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death-Guy

snakesareracist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdwoman.

Since I, you know, have a phobia.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doctor Fear.

olegreggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People fishing in my waters man

Veigar_Senpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DOCTOR BEES!

Asubatsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Huh, so that's why I try and crack jokes whenever possible.

Furys_Shot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

GhillieInTheMidst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit in public man

Han_Cholo_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

escherbach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Truthman

(I'm a feminist superhero)

GlacialGoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interacting with others in normal situations man

chankhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

joininfluck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bigspaceman - A giant astronaut

UBC-ScienceThrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

SilentJoe1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Needler

deathrider012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living-and-dying-alone-man

A_Booger_In_The_Hand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public-Projectile-Diarrhea-Man. PPDM for short.

akmjolnir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

Kitchen_Sink_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going into the locker room during P.E. to change into your gym uniform and worrying that your dick fell out of your underwear and you don't want anyone else to see it-man.

SkolKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Rattlesnake

GoldLeaderLiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Man

Maxwell1Maxwell2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

Electromotivevolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectman

3crownking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wetfarts

architect1008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PenisBoy

CLlTCOMMANDER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CLITCOMMANDER

props_mayhem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Woman :/

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman

cinta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man lol

CalvinElliot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man is taken, unfortunately.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkchaingunman

aeriaglorisss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Truthfully, just spiderman. Meh

BilboT_Baggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flanman

CPUrubyheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upside down person.

CollarBlindMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dingleberryman

toiletchamp65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Strokeman

Oradi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nail file man

pragueandmaldives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peerpressureman.

Bulletproofmonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain Aneurysm Man

stewthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dankrupt man

tlarham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Altitude!

Texas03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

AnimalCrosser13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Miscarriage Woman.

Beejsterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He does?

Beejsterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manbat

Trent1373 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobic Man. That wouldn't work as a superhero, maybe a villain though.

Princesslittlepiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peoplegirl.

Sherlock_Drones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kelp Forest Man

Fatherchristmassdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

leavingthefrontdoorunlockedatworkagainwhencountingthemoneyandthenyourbosswalksin...woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede-man!

kolypie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DebtGirl

KingEmulator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman

Nick4498 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dangernoodleman

pars419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

solid7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My-code's-broken-and-I-don't-know-why-man.

darthbrutus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

TheWiggyDiddler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Familygatheringsman

ChiefSeeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being rejected by a girl i like Man

phaedrablair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thoughtman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PrionMan

aurumcor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone Girl

Le_jack_of_no_trades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneMan.

fwskateboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting-hit-by-a-ball-when-emerging-from-underwater-at-a-pool-man.

MissTeaMaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mascotwomen

Littobubbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflywoman

biologicalhighway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confined Spaces Man, I'd basically hulk out of any claustrophobic spaces then immediately revert back to my useless self.

Lyan_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yourmom-man

Phefflin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tiny needle containing medical juice that will help you in the long term-man!

OGWopFro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eaten-by-Sharks-While-Drowning-Man

IsThisUpsidedown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Customerman

97blueberries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imperfection Girl

kansakw3ns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Forgotten Woman

Lyan_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yourmom-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marriageman (been married once already no thanks)

ChampionOfChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lonelyman

Thechoke23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never-Go-Outside-Again-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

InmateNamedBubbaMan

duolc84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Notlivinguptomyoldmanman

opacities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StagnantCareerMan

moxious_maneuver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hot beverage with a lid with a tiny sippin' hole in it, person.

Mend1cant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Casual-Social-Interaction-Man

ballistic90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkward social situations man.

mknsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really Don't Want My Parents To Die Guy

iamtheguyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Libtard. I trigger myself before the bad guys. Then I get slappy on them.

Godzilla_was_right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cerebral Aneurysm Man

FR0ST__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman

Shiny_Shedinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Anxiety Man. Well with a name like that I know I won't be out solving crimes.

evan002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman..... I think that one is taken

muteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watching people die-man

jhmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting-in-public-bathroom Boy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Guy

Edwhirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialrejectionman

whiskyydickk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

nincumpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

Reaganfuctus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man.

MorbazEU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cowman!

cannordaangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Genderassumingit

taffy223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark man

AnActualSeagull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugwoman. Hm. Doesn't exactly sound like it'd strike fear into the hearts of the criminal populous.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpes man

operationx420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

chrls3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trypophobia Man

Andrew4017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucked in the but-man

fo4_did_911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy Man

fameistheproduct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SmallTalkMan.

vidar_97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Aloneman!

insanityanarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointment man

Cravit8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably Adultman.

DrunkenWyvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

teejuscripes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationshipman

GingerJack76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That-Dream-Where-My-Teeth-Fall-Out-Man!

cramdizzl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student Loan-man!

Grizzly_Berry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.......................................

BeesForDays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Incredible Failure!

bashy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach man. I am the shittiest super hero ever.

heath1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bathroom man

Oh_Man_Neman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be the Homeless Man. Wait...

khronz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Danger Noodle Man

CloakedCrusader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Professor Cupcake, the 18th of his name.

mitso6989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Auguaman!

amerine2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

istandabove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Phister_BeHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dwarf Fingers Man!

I have no idea where this fear comes from. Its embarrassing.

GoodMorningMars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Boy

youngnastyman39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BlackPeopleMan

akjohnston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal man man

VTwinVaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public nudityman

radickle_e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharknado Lass.

thecorporateg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

mjgattas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman

verylovelylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becoming-my-mother woman

gnaxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hippoman or horseman. But I'd freak every time I heard or saw my name since I have hipophobia.

yeahwhuteva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boring Life Man ๐Ÿ’€

justsarah_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspgirl

TemujinSociologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oceanman

ashtonprescott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

everythingman

DestructiveDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Mushybananas27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My name would be 'unknown-man'

TroySC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DoberMan (got bit by one as a little kid. Love dogs, dobermans scare the shit outta me)

Oahumanchu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

wifichick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nevergettoretireman Workingforeverman

HotpotDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdshitman,I don't mind birds in general but when they fly over me I'm always shifting to the left or right,I keep my eyes on them or when they are perched on a lamp post

SammyBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talkingtostrangersonthephoneman!

angry_lemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

sunstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Partyman

hesback_inpogform ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach girl

jason41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dirty Bathroom Man

Razorblade_Kiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakewoman or Spiderwoman.

Ursulover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton-ball Lady

offtheright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Shits in Public Man

vaMerlin89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wonder Ansia

BennyBXB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Off A Ladder Man

Drill2Kill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reading the comments has been fun.

TheRoyalSampler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man-Boy

AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman!

MotorboatingOptional ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mandatory Motorboat Man

TheConglomerate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Strawberrylubeman

chicago773312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student loans man

mbuck1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BIGASS MOTHERFUCKIN SPIDERS... man?

DemoDango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Man.

UberBlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Horricule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2016ElectionMan.

ErkmaRazerswii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabwoman

Hachachachachacha!

noah2461 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocialGathering Man

mapleleaffem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidergirl

North_Korean_Jezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'mnevertrulygoingtobelovedbyagirlbecausethereissomethingfundentallywrongwithme Man

WTFThisIsntAWii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Oh wait...

shoots web from wrist

WhatJamaican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Climatechangedeniers/anti-vaccers/scientologistsman

Doesn't have the best ring to it

Greyboosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fall guy...you know cause of heights and whatnot

Screaming_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horrormovie-man!

coreyqqq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Analman

Sithlordandsavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enclosed-spaces-man or FemaleMan.

BurntAzFaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Non consensual jail sex man.

Dont_trust_them ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential crisis man

RunawayXcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ketchupman

kbennett14580 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitgirl

freyluna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Woman. Gross.

DannyBoii143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnxietyMan

Thewayshegoes75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleman

BobDumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looking at my bank account man

LockDad854 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senile Man

kesekimofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

runed_golem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies' Man

amydoodledawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Woman

XPav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talkingonthetelephoneman

asumhaloman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathguy

blue1710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

I'm basically Ghost Rider then...

fireinthesky7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amputated Hands Man.

matoo2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

homelessman

FirmestOfLaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sudden and unpredictable brain aneurysm man.

jake13122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentmanchild

LiftingDepression ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jobless

runeprince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human man

Lonely_Kobold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The wasp

Aryaaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buttonswoman.

Don't laugh.

CrimsonBjorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman.

amonkappeared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsovergrownchild.

sirhensley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KickindanutzMan

TheDirtyMagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is Spiderman taken?

breezy84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kangaroo Girl

Anti-AliasingAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2016-Presidential-Candidates-Man

Rolls right off the tongue.

BSC_Super ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WIFEMAN checking in.

dynamosrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman.

This is real for me.

Trufflelord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mildlyscaredofheightsman

pussypoppinhandstand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Prozium451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alligatorscrocodilesandbrainanuerismsman

DJ_Royel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Snakeman

MyRabbitElla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderm- oh.

Springheeledjack88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Randompatternsonthewall-man

PolarBearIcePop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BurningAliveMan?

Honest__Hypocrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

Ianjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Intimacy

CrashDunning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human interaction man

scorcher117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

young_buck_la_flare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature ejaculation man. I cum quick to the scene of the crime

Desirai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

weasel woman

tenmillionbucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

henrywallace55555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lewas5372 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CrushingSchoolDebtMan

Fondeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man!

Hardy_hur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman

chihuahua001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am... rejectionman

Samjamric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flourman, or maybe just, The Baker!

HotCommodity63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of flour?

Samjamric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quite

ACKAFOOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

weelluuuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upside Down in a narrowing tube man

dennisoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great White Shark-man

roofied_elephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistman

abovebeyondlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hmm.. Whale Woman Dame of Darkness Queen of the Arachnids (I feel like there should be a name before this, but can't think of anything punny having to do with spiders)

Those are the only ones I can think of atm

Apps4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hugh Mungus would be the fucking white mailman

dfeld17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wormman

MidTierTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edward Macaroni fork.

fathertime979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oblivion

mellik48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything man

DetestedKite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Die Alone Never Realizing One's Passions... Man

tellme_areyoufree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MalpracticeMan

(being a doctor is rough...)

Data_Mining_Machine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RadicalIslam Man

Ihoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

IALWAYSGETMYMAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear-itself-man

adaam_93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Korbuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Personman

Cody610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman.

Lyryx92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

1Baffled_with_bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assraper, MustardMan

Chucknastical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep Fryer Oil Man

Ssttaavvii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicly Release My Web History Man

Krendyll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning Girl!

ColoursRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honeybadgerman

johnadamsghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

EMPTY_SODA_CAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life man

AlaskanGamer20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuke man

Random_scapegoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

lickmytitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Loneliness

HotCommodity63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BugHeightDeathman

shredbaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleman

_Homelesscat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrafficMan

DoveMagnet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowdgirl

kinidin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

False-Rape-Accusation Man!

Chuvi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height Hippo. Vertigo, hippos and getting fat

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

reallynotveryclever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abdonment Women

StaceyDashIsARat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

2742027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cheatman

badmonkey247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

YourFatherWillBeSoDissapointed Girl.

B00tybu77ch33ks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sewer gator

BlackKn1ght ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman! Got nearly killed by those bastards when i was 5.

tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal rape man

TheDrAwkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People-person.

Snickabod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman?

draketh99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment man....

Bloodstarr98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeboy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Through Ice and Not Being Able to Find the Hole and Drowning Woman

melroxymel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Japanese beetle woman

Stickyjargon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man .. Wait

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or shittingmypantsman

the_lazy_gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Irrational Fear Man to the rescue! Maybe.

MKTG_Lyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Constantly-Growing-Older-Until-I-Can-No-Longer-Care-For-Myself-Man

meek_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cold Sore Man

centersolace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Povertyman.

maddiecorn4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale Woman

rausel21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Diarrhea man.

DiligentFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman and introducing his sidekick waspboy

wakes182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

ShnarlyDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wet Peanutbutter Man

Wise_Chud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baboon boy

Barker90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman oh wait is that one already taken?

Jackknife_max ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom man

jeffjohnson420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eyesman. People who touch their eyes, disgusting. It's why I'm always postponing my wanted eye-surgery (glasses suck). The touching or hurting of eyes creeps me the fuck out.

SkeletorsAbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

people-who-made-fun-of-me-for-being-gay-and-causing-many-social-issues Man

CaptainReginaldLong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My gf and I would be Policeman and Lizard Woman

hollandkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakesissy.

Mimos91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale-woman.

PanduhChu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachboy

badfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

SnobbishPuppet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

failure man

OldSaltedSaithe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Even though a lot of my friends make fun of me for it, my supehero name sound cool; Thunderman!

bumlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman.

StrawberryJam1810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

DitkasSweater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be Fear of rejection man

makenzie71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Random and obscure country western music reference man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Wait...

EpiShortys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alienman, dude fuck aliens and their advanced space travel.

Jacobarcherr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential crisis man

wahrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WASPMAN

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

GothWitchOfBrooklyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeopleStaringThroughWindowsMan.

TheExpandingMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mannequinman, with the ability to be very unsettling to be around for any amount of time

WenieWaggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Babyman

gandalphthespray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

poopgirl

jersauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything man :(

Shaggyforeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motorcycle Man. I'm absolutely terrified of motorcycles.

CavemanJah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Daddy long legs man.

terozen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Handwriteman.

My weapon will be a pen, but using it while someone are watching will be my cryptonite.

sarafsuhail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Newman.

neotifa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cicadawoman

404lifenotfound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a similar answer asked not long ago, and my answer is still the same: Dying Alone Man

Twat_The_Douche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Teeth-smashed-man

SuperNovember ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Infinitely Commitment Fearing Man: Mans up and doesn't rain check the date I had tonight to get drunk and Netflix... Next time.

R1MSH0T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

ThatOneGuy4321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Calculus Test Man

soadkidlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Popping Balloon Man

ThisGuy481 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No Afterlifeman.

renaldotheneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ProgrammingInterviewWhiteboardMan

ifeelallthefeels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mr. poopy butthole

birch1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tsunamiman

omac0101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hot girl. I'm a dude so...

Jwarenzek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShartWhileCommandoMan

sw_dev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Under-funded-retirement Man.

or

Dear-God-Don't-Let-Trump-Be-Elected Man.

fat_saint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man. (Joker?)

pun_hub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

cccp_redr4bbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antman.

Seriously, i fucking HATE ants

halfback910 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

tipitamd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wet Toilet Paper Woman

r40k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Phoneman. I'm hard of hearing and thus hate talking on the phone.

ukralibre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rektal Cancer Man

juicelee777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

ketchupsucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ketchupman

hoshiforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aneurysm-Woman

frghu2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waterman.

ExynosHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

Tolerey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman....fuck sakes D:

JUST_PM_ME_IMLONELY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man

AstralBliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dadman

classicrockchick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobia Chick, Heights Heroine and Lack of Control Lady combine to form...

AIRPLANE WOMAN!

Heruza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialization Man

FrancduTanq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emuman. Zoos are hard.

Crafty_Chica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height Woman.

P8tone_Payfone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman!

MrDastardly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OuchIBangedMyLittleToeMan

eddli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingwoman

Acaonyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Making-a-humorous-commentman

sedatedstrawberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.

bawyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infinite-Vastness-Man

On second thought, that would be a terrible hero

Not_ARG_Detective ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

LAWriter16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insectwoman

-ThisTooShallPass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flyboy

johnboyjr29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President trumpman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary-Man :(

panda-monium42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losingman

fortis359 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crackhead Man

Oakshror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman

soggy7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Professor Homework

gildedlink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It'll be 'Professor Alzheimers' - unless I forget it, in which case I'll go through a mid-secret-life-crisis and switch to either 'The Botfly' or 'Contagion.'

Rubyshoes83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plastic doll woman

starmansouper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ForgotThereWasAnExamMan

GrimCreepaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CrushingDebtMan

Steev182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't see gay man in the list.

Well done Reddit! We've killed homophobia!

250mgPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Dissapointman

EuphrosyneWrites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DollWoman. -_-

campoanywhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Garbage disposal turning on while my hand is in there man

An0therB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

ExplodingBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Scatman.

NicoWoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman... It sounds so sad actually.

The_Apex_Predditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointment Man

SoulessV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midgetman (and no I will not go PC and call myself littlepeopleman that's dumb)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Communistman

lrdwlmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penile Fracture Man

Breakernaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman....wait...is that taken?

scotch_bonnet808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Particle Man

Moe_Shinola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Decisionman

DJEagles11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midget-Man....I know, it's not the most politically correct name for little people.

Estebert-Brosas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life-Man

RoyRodgersMcFreeley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penis Man

Kingcheese2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man

kittifairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EarwigGirl

binrobinro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tardigrademan

DarlingDont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything Woman. Socialization Lass. Mrs. MyOwnMortality.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uberman

shudso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am...COMMITMENTMAN

yisoonshin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The somebody-took-my-idea-for-a-good-comment/username man

BathtubJim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

House Centipede Boy http://i.imgur.com/VIPSKRU.jpg

leggomeggok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The scariest moment in my entire 32 years was when I saw one of those mfers for the first time. In my bathroom at 3am.

BathtubJim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And they move like motherfucking lightning. I have no problem with bugs. I can deal with bugs that have a surplus of legs. But a bug with all those legs that can close on me at 4' per second? Nope, nope, nope.

lizisit27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deepwaterwoman

BobBarkersDope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladder man.

papercranium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Mirror Maiden!

Not my worst fear, but they definitely creepy after dark. And Abandonment Adult just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Thedanielcsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toasterovenman

brew_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Little Gray Alien Man.

I have a totally irrational fear of aliens that look like the ones in Close Encounters, Signs, X-Files, all the drawings that hillbillies do after they've been abducted...

And now I'm not going to sleep tonight...

JohnnyTries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman...

charliebearplanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small spaces man

MMX_Unforgiven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superman, i fear him every time he comes to collect the rent.

lokardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Porta-potty Hole Man

Moby_Tick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conflict man.

dangil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existenceman

fatherseamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

He_who_humps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mental breakdown man

IstaMaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Math man

kindiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butt rapeman

spicymemes123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

alphacaiaphas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman...ooowahhahhhhhh

dontsaynotomeever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Labor Lady

boing757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman.

AstralBliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AIDSman

Gidanocitiahisyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Be-A-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Naked In Public Man. I'm terrified to use my power, and they'll arrest me at the same time as the bad guys

9600_PONIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ummm Spider man?

JohnnyTries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

thedogsandjose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finding-out-that-you're-adopted-man

DrSuviel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cpt. My-Psycho-Ex-Wife

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beegirl

laurenjade17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaweed.

piccini9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really high ladder guy.

tylertheotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

die-microcrap-die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, not fear, but hate, so it would be microcrapdieman!

CrazyFuckedUpWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Niggaman

mablahar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ignorantwhitegirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blind-man

DemB01yz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isolationman! With the supernatural ability to leave problems alone!

Lorekon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Fear of Death Man

GossipGirlGetaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SexMan

GordoThrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superhero films man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Draconiou5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oddly enough, Spiderman.

Drumboardist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shrimp Man? Oh goodie.

SilentKnight246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

spiralheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothgirl :(

PewPewandChill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The unholy matrimony of wasps and spiders: waspiderman. Fucking buzzing demons and asshole biting-web-to-the-face corner ninjas with 8 legs.

danieljk310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man! He might be there when you need him most..... Maybe

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chlamydiaman

PorkBrutality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RelationshipWoman

Kobetheboardercollie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sockpuppetman

Sp4RkyMcG7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mirror Man!

MarcusVWario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman. Coincidentally that's what all my partners say before they dumb me "COMMIT, MAN!"

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oldman

PirateRiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghost woman

Shademaster21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Obligation-man

Billy1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AquaMan?

captainhydro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

ButteryBassBiscuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DLC-man

AdamDawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beargirl.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocketman

HilarityEnsuez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingtoofferprospectivewivesandwilllikelymarrydownman

UboaNoticedYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Confrontation

phylogenous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Centipede.

alanmagid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poontangman.

KJBenson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gayman

misanthr0p1c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SayingNoMan

blablabliam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackmanman.

TragicHero84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

Sagermeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Castration Man

Dustyhobbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Girl

Spookier_than_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gainful employment girl.

UhmBah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wife-man... <ahem>

twreed87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman!

JamyCoal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackout

Left out the man because it sounds cooler, but I hate blackouts

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Niggerman

Mike_of_Gallifrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Serial Killer Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling-Loneliness-Man.

lote4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman! Or even Butterflyman! Don't judge me... They're ugly af...

ChandlerOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Granola Birrs man

I am hammerec

Cribsby_critter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

Serephim93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman.

humboldt77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Spiderman!

Also AbjectPovertyMan, RejectionMan, and HeartDiseaseMan.

potterface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Wasp

winningwalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I'd be called spider...oh. Seems that one's taken.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow this thread is depressing.

Seriously.

Heights man.

Ragnorsreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried Alive man

_effed_up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanatos.

1000FailedCookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FieryAgonizingDeathWoman

95percentconfident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

depression, man

scarvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Philosoraptorman

adudeguyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

draognsweg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Wife Left Me

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Harvey Debt

punchnicekids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thalassophobia man

commiedad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

heights, spider shark guy

Metacynical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

successman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horsebite Woman

darthdro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

Zer0DotFive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman lol

Pjones2127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Double-bogey Man

deyknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police-Man

That_one_cool_dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

brooklyn11218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman. Fuck drowning.

Iron_Knickers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

MaxwellsTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Future man

Shadeslayer0083 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Long dark hallway man

itp757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assrapeman

legitmuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pierman! Deathly afraid of piers and docks alike

stay70573 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drivingman

-o0- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Woman

Dangerzone979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

prrg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-interaction-man

FameGameUSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

feelsbadman

aZombieSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Boy

YrocZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit Gold Man

GameAddikt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trying and failing man!

jperth73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing there's going to be a lot of spidermen and women around

edgeekjones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monogamyman

pfroo40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Latepostresponder-man

quasipopo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changeman

Cant_Think_For_Shit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

communicationman

twiskirano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blacksman

Stumbleduck1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grasshopper man.

jeffreybbbbbbbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lizzie Bordenman

LookAtMeImUniqueNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beware the Spineshattered-Man.

Edit: Or The Neverwalk Man.

popamvictor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mousquito-man

johndehlinmademedoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insignificance man.

:/

Facetious_T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The dreaded BeeHorse!

Aceofacez10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SevereDepressionMan.

Eachern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Prison Rape

nocowsever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

WeberWK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falls Like A Rock Man

nickanaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bear boi

asillymuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fire-girl. So I guess that's good.

Rashmil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man...

Octarine_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeedleMan

brotherarson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The eternal oblivion of death-Man

RigbyThePower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bon Jovi Fan Man

TB-Doughboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man!

Truck-E-Cheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman... Already taken Aquaman... Taken Guess ill have to go with physcaleffortman

LittleLilka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombie Woman.

Though, that actually sounds kind of badass.

Thehappycampper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GettingcheatedonMan

GubbleBumYum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monkeygirl

leggomeggok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Girl!

thegirlhasnoname971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialsituation Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocketman

mega1cat247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

little kids with missing teeth bbbbbbbboooooooyyyyyyyy

Ryan_Duderino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

CaptainUnderrated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Sloppy_Goldfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning Man

Daveoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnalrapeMan....

Hold on!

SkyTheImmense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried-Alive-Man. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

crowcawer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning Pool.

Oh

monkey_scandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried alive man

MemeLearning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

clockwerkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meman

xV1RALx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

usernameblankface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man

madmax612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacyman

Ckingwisdom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Tpdz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

alwaysmorepizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Australian magpies in the spring woman

Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pitbullman. My fights would be in a lot of low income areas and I'd bite a lot of kids.

Forestisinthetrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DisappointmentMan!

esuohe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Unemployment

majorjoe23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiders-in-glazed-donuts-Man

HanaNotBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Doll

imapm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stale Milkman

aaronr_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailMan

BleedinPewter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Grasshopper

PrestonTheGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papa Roach?

cjnkns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

BigDaddyFourEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mediocreman

PoppDuder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ice-man. I have an ice-phobia. It sucks.

freezeice04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bomberman!

mrg0mez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cancerman :^(

OddkidMHMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman!

Mr_McShane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

Fmello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STD-Man?

bleemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Casketman. Claustrophobia is awesome

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

82MuchCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureAndDyingAloneMan... Doesn't have a great ring to it

Nippelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman.

PatrickPlan8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

HSI-U1-H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep Paralysis Man

DeityofDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Firealarm Man

iSquids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anythingwithmorethanfourlegsman

Whatevergoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trypaphobia-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep Paralysis Woman! I stand in a dark shadow while you sleep and press down on your chest while whispering eerily. ...Will you be able to move when you wake up??

SDWAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxietyman

BadSmiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

chewsfromgum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Man, thats definitely me.

EyeH8L33tT3xt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Irrational Fear of Speedbumps Man, but I'm slowly getting over it.

Hoboman81893 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midgetman

odins_gift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Donald Trump-man

casperthemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

myselfman

Papisaiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jew Man

PBR21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Scittles10-96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

GingerPocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothwoman

Averagejoeqpublic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman. I show people the potential they had if they just tried.

It would break them. Every. Time.

spbcnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderpig

oaklandr8dr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

wip13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

lukeskro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Man

patanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Premonition or Mr. Cellophane

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Awwww shit yeah!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losingtheabilitytowalkman

DayOff4Superman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights man

Snapping my neck from behind man

Pink eye man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

InfinityBachelor

NarcolepticDraco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep-Water-and-Sharkman

NotAnSmartMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Internet History Man.

tqhp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternal Solitude man

sodiumvapour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Procrasti...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

lurkinreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doingthingsman.

SlytherPuff1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

For me Snake Woman. With my best friend and trusty sidekick Bird Girl.

intenselyseasoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clowns and trains man.

Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Astounding Intimacy!

Marlo-jay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batwoman

ingen-eer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

Floppy_glitch_lips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socializingman

avogando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reaper

Laksil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Communismman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeboy

_gina_marie_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman? Mothwoman? FallingDownStairsAndBeingAloneAndCrippledAndThenDyingBecauseIGotLeftThereForDaysAndStarvedToDeathOrDiedOfThirst-woman

somethingasaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleman.

Whales are fucking terrifying, guys. They're just too big and smart, and that makes them dangerous.

curiouslilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachwomen!

Rictus197519804 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickintheassman!

Theeasy6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Being swallowed hole by a horse)man

Tunxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Xenoman

jeeBtheMemeMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stinkbugman. Those things are fucking creepy.

MoonStache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BaldingAtAYounngAge Man

joshuad80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.

Nice.

eStonez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There will be a lot of cockroachman/cockroachwoman and second would be ratman/ratwoman.

akashb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting hit while riding my bike to work Woman

izzeyep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

acestevezer0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uncurable Sickness Man

pandavsthegrimreaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Driverman

TehKatieMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady Pain

Willwrestle4food ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

RavTheIceDragonQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would either be aqua man (from my fear of open water and swimming) or Spider-Man

firebelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OpenOrSeeThroughStairsMan

No0by ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man

hiram__abiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A great way to conquer your fear is to become your fear. A la batman

what_oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hippogal!

KingofLeD00ts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman...

itsmitchellg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fat chick man

owedamn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deceived snake guy

ginbinsin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cockinmyasshole-man

cagedmandrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Unwanted Impregnator

OMGitsChrisJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life-crippling college debt Dude

DontTellHimPike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jimmy Saville

obliviousally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwig Girl

If we're following Batman rules, I have a very well made earwig costume, as well.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CapitalistMan

ItsYaBoyFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Donald J. Trumpman

Calichusetts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Soberman

Lotusflower450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

1forthethumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman, how is debtman not the top comment?

hushpuppi3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman

TheLostOne97531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AutoMan

(Fear of being alone)

nicecleatswannaruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Obese sweaty dude with a gun and a toothless grin and he's gonna shoot you..man.

ggzvsg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unknoan

earrow70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PrisonRapeMan

Mc_Gibblets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquakeman. Or is it Quakeman? Tremorman?

Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
qbert455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My husband says 'Vaginaman'

misterbondpt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

Cosmic-Engine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Failureman or People Person.

theghostwithoutaname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't make eye contact man. Meh nto as catchy as the others; but, it works for me.

I_Like_Hoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting-poop-on-my-fingers-when-I-pick-up-my-dogs-doodoo boy

VoltageSpike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Continuing To Live An Existence Empty Of Any Real Meaning Man

theshow110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Will I be stuck at this dead end job forever-man...

itssostrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman

whyevenbothertho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobodyatmyfuneral Woman.

I_Stink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

turd man

AntiLuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alaskaman

CarterDavison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman / the man of Death or Timeman / the man of Time

JoshSpeaksWithWords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Gingah-Nigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Peanutbutter_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bad Dadman!

nnnevvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man

win32ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Its an announcer! It's a motivator! It's Publicspeakerman!

fatbob222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MANMAN

CentSavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So everyone went with Spider-Man...right?

treble-n-bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

CrazyrampageGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

vaginaman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Day man

Leonnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployementman

EndlessArgument ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Communismman.

Xevro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A&w man

Flarp_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Webhistoryman, lol.

SLIMHORN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SnakeInTheToilet Man

Quiet-Thinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimer'sman.

SergioFromTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becominghomelessman.

Tweezle120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graphical-and-collision-glitches-in-video-games Woman!

shaolinallan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

jps5482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is a really depressing group of comments.

ArgonGryphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwig-girl

*shudder*

x_defendp0ppunk_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conversationwiththeguyusingtheurinalnexttoyouman

XxD0l0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IRS MAN those bastards

Avogadro101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Personman

SwimmingNaked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Impaler

...which is not all that bad a name. I have a fear of falling onto things and being impaled on them.

antipatheia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownbeeman.

northlane87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man... duh

TheDranx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IVWoman

linkoninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingman

Tsomyesak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dad

Roozapooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

mundichor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm birdman. Most people don't believe it, but I'm insanely afraid of birds.

TheBreakingWind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RottenDiseasedPussyMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I've thought for a while now what my fear is.

Mine is Mental Disease Man

SuttonHoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Neurion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurelad!

Or...

NotReallyBeingWellLikedByEveryoneGuy!

Fuxdable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heart attack man

Schanzii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

bugman

theusernamedbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My superhero name would: foreveraloneman

Ward_Craft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Incarceration Man

RubixRube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon woman.

Chachmaster3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanity in peril man

DrumCorpsAlum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ImeetthepersonIwanttospendtherestofmylifewithandfallmadlyinloveonlytohavethemleavemeandleavemeemptyandbroken... man.

retroracer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

being an adult man

VirtualAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bad Dadman

Andifly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People person.

poopf4rt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

thisisnotcreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Firewoman

plutomutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man. Enough said

Malefectra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Brain Aneurysm

bigpuffyclouds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RoachGal

Oops639 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking billsman

DPick02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkhole man

LuckyBacteria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President Trump Man

fiafem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FlySkyPoopGirl

Comeandseemeforonce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

S-s-ssstutterman

TitanicNutKnocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrumpWonMan

cutoffdickman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See my username throwaway and also "killed in my sleep by my partner man"

GreasedLightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bone Breaker. Can't stand seeing that shit. Makes my fucking skin crawl when I see some video with someone breaking their leg, even in movies.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp guy

sam-and-eggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Creepy Clown Girl

How do they get around so fast in their oversized shoes?!

ThePraxter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The universe and everything in it is a holographic simulation and therefore everything is fake/predetermined/does not really matter so what is the point of anything man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingnessman

Tsiyeria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning-in-a-car Girl!

mrlemonface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great White Man

rebellious-cactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain My-mexican-parents

jesusbroughtorangess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Woman!

HotDiarrheaSmell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

ThePugLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Work woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontationwoman!

Hundred00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman.

TheWordShaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insanity Man.
Your mind is you. Going insane, being cut of from the truth of reality? Not being able to function at all - or suddenly coming out of your perfect little world to learn you did something bad, etc.?
Ultimate nightmare.

TBAAAGamer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights man,

my superpower is forcing people into an alternate reality where they have to walk a tightrope while being forced to look down on the world, just like they look down on it from the ground, only this time in the grip of sheer terror.

WhatTheBeeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman.

strangething01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burglar woman! And Rufie-girl!

Crooked_Cricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

nochemadre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit man

InfluencedJJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicspeakingman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man. I have no fears! Muhahaha!

bushnipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really tall ladder man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man. using my trusty shit-that-touches-your-feet-in-the-water-belt, complete with seaweed grapple hook, crabarang, and unknowable squashy things.

matteatsyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HumanInteractionman

MrGatsbyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man. . . Oh wait

PieterjanVDHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman

GMane2G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistappointmentman

PeterPorky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man

MugillacuttyHOF37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kidney Stone Man

BainDmg42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

jl_willing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manbun men in general woman

CallTheKiteman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquake Lady

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haramboy

jschubart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gatorman it is. That doesn't sound too bad actually aside from the gator part which scares me.

Either that or Needleman. I'm picturing a scary looking junkie.

motherfuckerkoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mannequin Man

_Calculus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man...

ellybuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit woman

JWSwagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureandRejectionMan!

fletchlivz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

No need to fear! Here comes Not-Being-Able-To-Provide-For-My-Family-Man to save the day! His super powers are: 1) getting real nervous when the bank account starts getting low 2)not being able relax around Christmas time 3) worrying about the kids college and how to pay for it ...and finally... 4)always wondering if he should look for a second job

GarrisonFjord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman.

VortexFalcon50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking-man

weeslice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suddenly falling through the floor of a plane...man.

Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Femaledriverman

goodfreeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathofmychildrenbeforememan

Yobleck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

motion_to_strike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bill Collector Man

tfizzy4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

Edit: wife is Heightswoman.

Iammandough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

colarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Facehuggerman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KidswithmakeupMan or OldpeopleMan.

Thunderbird117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh...SnakeSpiderFallingMan?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-interactionsman

Hejie023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

TrevorNotBelmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Whaler

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

TheLibido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpes-man

JMCrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl-man! (I'm gay and girls creep me out.)

nyankohii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult Responsibilities Man

PocketSixes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ParentingMan

TheOneWhoReadsStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal rape Man.

johnnythelip1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bug man.

DomesticatedPanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PiranhasInQuicksandMan

unsigned1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poopman

Whos923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Day man Aaaaahaaaaaah

bcmalone7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

PocketSixes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CarnieMan

ellinorianne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpwoman.

zomgtehvikings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying-Man

Runner-up: Deathman or AneurismMan

I_Like_To_Learn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Missed period man

bcmalone7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

4ureli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chalupa Batman

Dolsen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UnemployedMan

Javzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlfriend's dad man

SatinSerpent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watching your children being tortured to death and then being slowly tortured to death yourself man.

Sh0jjk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ignored-shitpost-man

KingCheev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

m6hurricane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Dentist

sirena_invertida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownwoman

B_A_Pain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark woman/dark eyes/ Darkness

I used to love the dark. Kinda miss that....

ratchet_hd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Immortal Dude....with never ending white russians

waitforit666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lonelinessman!

emeryy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stickerwoman. I have a strange fear of commitment.

sirkiwithefirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk what mine would be, but FDR would be called Fearman.

T-Money93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility-Man! Can procrastinate longer than anybody! Master of shirking duty! Faster than the Flash!...at running from adulthood responsibility! Truly, I am a god among men.

jangus530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confidence man

Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TheElectionMan

closetedthrowawayy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This looks like a job for Mirrorwoman!

singularity098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Death Dude"

mattskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

youngeric86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

skilltroks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deer women. Deergirl?

Han_Solo_Artist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dropping someones baby-man

RupeeStealer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdman

Kite31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Creepy ghost thing crawling on the wall-man

muldooma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lobsterman :/

Anxietyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hamburger helper man

bennythebaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
takua108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitterman.

shit

Conanyourbarbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

jamesFree45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horse man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RejectionMan

Maeler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Syringeman

Benny_The_Bull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeepSeaMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman, I actually have thalassophobia though

TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heart Failureman.

marified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Girl

dermotBlancmonge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

wolfvvitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman.

Oh shit that's already taken? Hm.

Arachnigirl??

Rein_of_Liberty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Explosive Diarrhea Man.

nwest0827 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

10wasthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Willdiealonewoman

TheTexasJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Sausage Explosion

justinbieberfan42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingalone man

LukewarmBeanies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cripplingparanoiawoman

glassfrenchfries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interraction women away!!!

iamanerdybastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They call me Mr. Roach.

rhearthart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdwoman

sicsicsics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not the hero you need, I'm the hero you deserve, I'm ClassRoom Pants Shitter

Skika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Spider-Man! Yes! Or clown man...

mybrahurts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach woman!

Phantom471 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

homeless dropout man

whitemamba83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogman.

aooga75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess that makes me palefriendlessvirginman

brettf123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Firegay

dubharle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apewoman

CaptFluffyBunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing Loneliness Man! Here to save the day!

Hello?

Hello?

Anyone?

comatoast9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They call me the highman

Cwfreak123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman - Probably too real for this thread but oh well.

CocksInEllaDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Spiderwoman and my SO is Junebugman or Gooseman

EliteNub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Um... Spiderman.

MajorKoopa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

TimelyBarren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyDadsBeltMan

CantBeOvercome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black (not the ethnicity)

yg_bluig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-function Man

mastabathon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShreddedPenisInBizarreGardeingAccidentMan

WheresMyMoneyDenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TryingToParalellParkWithAQueueOfTrafficWaitingBehindYou Man.

Juniorlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

flyingbugsman

grimm137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waking up during surgery where you can feel everything like in that one Hayden Christensen movie man

Hans_Brix_III ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late to the party, but "House Centipede Man"

Scotthall124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tape man. I don't man. Tape just freaks me the fuck out.

skalaboosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman ๐Ÿ˜”

Lontarus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goldman

14-28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaweed-touching-leg-while-swimming-man.

10wasthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Openspacewoman

MeZekeandBeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PresidentTrumpMan

kbraar14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lobsterman

tmurg375 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Trembler

Davidj619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eaten Alive Boy

OnionKnightHasLayers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easy. Mosasaur-Man

minerman237 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dimentiaman

Sweetpotatojesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public-speaking-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Molested boy........

CapriciousBea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Girl, to the rescue!

Rcdriftchaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Analfissures Dude

thedarkestone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failgal.

Zemedelphos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiders-On-A-Ledge-Over-Some-Needles Man

countlessbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Missed deadline woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman... oh wait....

Charliemander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

kuruvi1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lightning man

clephenstarke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Syringe boy

Thisisntrmb86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimerm.... what?

TheAntsyArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine's probably Clownman, or Fallinginelevatorsman. XD

wicked-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

FluxCoreX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

waspen

shadow1a2t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockman, fear of cockroaches...

Buck_Furious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homeless Man. Not of the homeless that are currently out there but failing my family and becoming one. I want to keep being their superhero, Dad Man.

40strangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RatMan

Clairvoyanttruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wiping your ass and knowing you will need to wipe it enough that you will chaff your asshole, but you don't want an itchy asshole for 3 days because you have an important meeting and can't comfort the itchiness man.

SirMStachio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman

Classic_Charlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...seaman. I don't like this game.

DejaIntendDrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Irrational fear of getting hit in the face any time I open a door by someone else opening the door before me really fast - Man.

Vaulthunter73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Emotional-commitmentman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

tmstms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DandelionMan for me, if you can believe that.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

tmstms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, DaisyBoy.

Creeper60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying aloneman

thefoolhardyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exwifeman

bombetator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

La cucaracha

ComeThroughItsLit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman! Realemotionsman!

pwnedbynoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rainman followed by thunder man

subdudeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myselfman

TheThillyGooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Person man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Corpseman

scallywagtl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TesticularTorsion-Man

Elite_Nomad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult-responsibilities-man

SlickStretch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man

CosmonautOfLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointman

ooseauniqueusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social anxiety man

excogito_ergo_sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dreamgirl.

walkinthecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

Also the name of one of Steve Albini's bands.

My actual name would be Jailrapeman

PowerWordCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Raccoongirl.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NoGodman

theskuffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Domestic terrorism-man

SmokeyThrobinson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Fall Guy

ForeverTheElf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Hey, that's got a nice ring to it! Hope it's not taken already.

aphaelion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Browserhistory Man!

FinnsChips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently that would make my superhero name vomitman. Or, if you were taking my very severe anxiety into account, manman.

j0kn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Syringe-man

MrD3struction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman

alexstone620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

jiggatron69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployed Man

whohahaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, Spider-Man doesn't seem nearly as original anymore

PuffPuff74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary Clinton

Arreeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man.. seems familiar somehow...

prodigy2throw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgetting to study for an exam I forgot I was enrolled in-man

akachannoningen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tito the Dick man, baby

rainelunaserah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HornetGirl. Those and wasps are seriously evil.

beetis23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diabetes-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trapped in an underwater cave man

Alkoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alien-Abduction Man

comickat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small confined spaces girl

blacktoken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Spider-Man

monkwren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leech Man. At least I'll have cool powers?

Trunksshe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sting-Ray-Man!

Aleksandrovitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman.

Onnccce diviided.

M2dag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buriedaliveman

iliketothinkicansing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning-in-a-car-because-you-can't-open-the-electronic-locks-after-you've-fallen-into-a-river Gal.

It's a legitimate fear.

albino_red_head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losemyjobman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doxman

Archer_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach man

THO2050838 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man!

KingBalloon91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any bug arthropod or insect man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Big Turd Coming Out and Scraping the Back of My Balls and Leaving A Skid Mark Man

TriggerHappyEwok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homosexual man

zach_atax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homework on the weekend man

afarkas2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man

wwjdforaklondikebar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fall Woman

fightingtaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

BowtiedButcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-on-the-toilet Man

Hardlydent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SnakeSharkBearMan

rayditjuandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lostman

Jmersh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman.

Masters_domme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant-evil-flying-attack-cockroach-woman

I thought they were kidding about those when I moved here. I thought wrong.

pepywanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkwoman

unarmedgoatwithsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

jipsydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing Old man

Srgtgunnr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DAA DA DA DAAAAH!

Here he is!

RadioTowerMan!!!

Deaniebeaniebobeanie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

secretlyacuttlefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Woman?

fleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Under big things in the ocean man

AdamDFrazier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Commitment.

rudamentK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman. Kinda sounds racist though.

LanceWindmil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness

KronoakSCG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ImmortalMan, wow i'm gonna get copyright striked so fast

Crmzntears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

confinedspaceman

Lord_Jud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alcoholism Man

cuckingfomputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hypodermic. I pierce even the thickest of skins.

blakecdavis10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

dootyforyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

clykel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oceanman

Jake257 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman cos i hate spiders man

janiepuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feeling Gravity's Acceleration Woman

allnamesseem2btaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vacuumcleanerwoman...?

diademlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

Johms85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman!

diatom15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp woman. Or claustrophobic girl

MrPierogi007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

thehomiesthomie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Darkman

tumult_Vpon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-Alone Woman ....

LiveAndLetDrink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling-in-Love Woman

AlpacaSwimTeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DebtorsPrison-man

FkinSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman.

Fuck them shits.

camrudwaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapenan

HuddsMagruder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cthulhuman

HomerWinslow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Theme From It's A Small World Man
I actually loose my mind when I hear this music. (Was trapped on this ride after being separated from my parents at Disneyland)

PoppaBat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Babyman!

secret_tsukasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

big dog man

Buscemi_D_Sanji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man... Hang on, I feel like I can do better, umm, Pregnant-Girlfriend Man

rudyrudiger84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

paralyzed man

CRYSOAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain FREEFALL

moccha705 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GardenGnomeMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman! Oh wait that's already taken

Grinagh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning Lad

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

ReverseJesus5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pull-out game not strong man

awkward_thunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitgirl or driving woman

Ptflee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Revoltingdeepseacreatureman. deathman if i was feeling edgy.

adamoflegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

EternalGaijin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear Man. Thanks JFK.

devonha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FrogWoman

Ogre275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Extraterrestrial-man

Reddit___User ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

39452 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Continuingthislife-man

buysse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Degloving Man

Sassafrass31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tractor Trailers because of Final Destination Woman!

nig3ltufn3l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Snakewoman, bearwoman, wrinklewoman, pancakebuttwoman, germwoman, bedbugwoman, failurewoman, incontinencewoman, the list goes on. I'm not fun.

Also quadraplegicwoman and hemiplegicwoman and massivestrokewoman, (all related, I know)

Taxeswoman, now I'm done. Nope overwhelmingpaperworkwoman.

OmniKai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marriageman

PM_ME_UR_JUGGLYGUNS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility man!

kalidescopetitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't this posted like no more than a month ago.

AlDaruma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Camel-nightmare-man. Recurring nightmare about camels.

helola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adult.

fweezin_to_mort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladyboyman

ihatethishit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman

xitout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PresidentTrumpMan

macblastoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope-man. If it's something that would elicit a "Nope!" from a normal individual, then that's me in spades.

Spiders as big as your hand, or fast? Nope!

Snakes that are deadly or constrictors? Nope!

Strange exotic food challenges involving live food? Fuckin' Nope!

Snizzlephish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

I guess I'll be really fond of teamwork and ensuring that if I'm going down I'm taking all you fuckers with me.

mojoemadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Capt heights

UnholyAbductor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman. Pretty nice, only I'll have to spend a lot of money on new underwear for when I shit myself anytime I look in a mirror or my reflection in the water.

Phasechange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleperson.

cmbugby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ken. My superhero name would be Ken. Cause he scares the shit outta me.

Freact ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human Interaction Man

Pinkishbra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prisongirl. Went to jail for a month could possibly go to prison for 5 years. In more prepared to kill myself then go. Ha...

Sadbears40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mirror man

longjohnsilver68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman

Craqhed387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trojanman

MookaBean13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman!!

an-ok-dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting my pants in public dude

Code227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beinglikemyfatherman

oginalh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Piano man

dragonbuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be goddamn sharkboy

JustJoeWiard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely-Covered-in-a-Swarm-of-Spiders-Man

Brandon_Lives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mortgage payment-man

matunascraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Job-Hunting man

Mathiasb4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sniperman

Satans_Anus25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tinypenisman

ragecomics64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needles and blood man.

HunterOfTheSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

LDG1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think most of us would end up as Spiderman...

(myself included. But if we wanna get REAL specific. I would be TarantualaMan)

CaptainTruelove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

Melgitat_Shujaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

ittybittybit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sloth Girl

SmokedMeatsAndFishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Finality

allute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

duffmanzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokenpenisbecauseshemovedwhileiwasdoingtheallthewayinallthewayoutthingman

unarmedgoatwithsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit they know I suck at my job man

ImANoobyDoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DiseaseMan

xRoute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialistman

whitestwetback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flyingcockroachesman

PM_ME_UR_GREAT_TITS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

metaknight95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

FalloutW0lf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LoudNoiseAndMassiveObjectMan

ImAFiggit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CripplingSocialAnxietyMan

AhhBisto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

juicyb09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Bearman.......

myexguessesmyuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SallieMaeMan

deepfriedjellol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Pyro_Romeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman.

GoddessError ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flushing Public Toilets girl.

slocke200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myself-man

To be honest i dont know if id be that great a hero my name sounds pretty narcisstic.

Calmecac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistman

Everybody-thought-it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outliving-my-children-woman or husband-becomes-a-casualty-of-war-woman

KurodaH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SketchyDarkAllyMan. Weird how he names his alter ego after his fear.

contagiouslulaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakelady

That_guy_from_1014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hiccup man

sassyall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman.

antsugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility-man

puckgrrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Died Alone Eaten by Cats Girl

lordswan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homelessman

Patilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman

Texburrito03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark attack, full- blown AIDS man.

elrafaelkochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Decisionsman

confuseum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

roraverse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockman

I hate chickens.

imaoddduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vertigo Venus

Freebukakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zikaman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mediocrityman

Charmin76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleboy

TCsnowdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

feral_druid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightswoman

new_era55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mushroom Man

kpdrsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yellow Jacket Man

ejescasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

pm_me_stick_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning in hell man

MissE_bb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpontaneousBrainAneurysmWoman

abovethefullmoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado woman

alice_is_lost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyMindGirl

EWSTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rattler!

bdyelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackguyman

GreenRanger90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Breakup man

xTezzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalator-woman

At least I promote laziness?

santiagopazm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Ex-Girlfriend Man.

highwind1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison Rape Man

David_bowman_starman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing Out of College Man

kushmah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TomorrowDude

Rustic_Mango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

psychonautchris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimersman

Sea-levelCain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevation-Man

SexWithAnAvocado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeopleBargingIntoThePublicSinglePersonBathroomWithBrokenLockWhileImShittingMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SomethingbadhappenedtomykidIcouldntpreventMan

Eshmurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RealisingThatMyEntireLifeHasBeenLivedForNothingAndIllDieWithoutAccomplishingAnything Man.

samtrano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistman

skyleach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

robbingevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loosing my Costco membership man

poop_in_my_coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brussel Sprout

bobalooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bossman, it even sounds cool!

firemummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arterial-Spray Man! I have almost passed out just from a radio description of arterial spray. I've tried to get over it, but it is super hard-wired.

BaronTatersworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Turns out I'm a terrible person"-man

I save lives by day, but get haunted by night by uncertainty of my own merits.

Jomajorsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Undead Abraham Lincoln Man.

Opusdiddy007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

GWM28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hemophobian

ExistentialBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential-dread-and-never-living-a-life-worthy-of-remembering Man

AMAROKwlf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Genderman!

seir0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Touching The Seat Of A Public Restroom Man.

ATownHoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman

SweepTheStardust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pile of ants girl!

Wonka_Vision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small round clusters-man.

Amkao-Herios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowd Man (or if I'm a mass telepath: Crowd Control)

YessumMasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman.

Kill me now.

Stuffyluffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sudden heart failure girl! Aah...

honestduane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

Nodebunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaspMan

VigilanteSilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Things touching my feet in murky water woman

vcanada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fat Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jelyfish Woman

I am horrified of jellyfish

DanielIsAFaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

bromley2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My-Wife Man

Dr_Findro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A man has no name.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man.

ClicksOnLinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ignorant majority man

GuppysBalls666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suffocationman.

vickrockafeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Water bottle rolling under the brake pedal man.

Catcherofthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain commitment

dman77777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgot to tell the guy NO ONIONS in my burrito again man

chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Crimson Crotch

frequentflyer94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely man

ctn91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Screechy-animal-noise-in-the-night..... Man.

robewolfgang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman

Tee_Hee_Helpmeplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallingfromheightsman. Sounds really solid.

xNe0n_Lights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your Time On This Earth Is Short and Meaningless Man!

mauriceRavelSoGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MRSAman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TesisMan, I just had bad experiences with tesis and now I have to write one in order to get my major.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Man

mummingonyourcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkwardmomentinapublicrestaurant-man

Lord_of_Allusions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Person Man.

GoingToSimbabwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tryptophobiaman?

purrslikeawalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

TheSanelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Gin4NY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Woman

thyazide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Silverfish.

chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policemanman.

TheunderdogRutten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Universeman

hasitcum2this ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trustman

Emsavio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogman

Octopudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Never-amounting-to-anything-and-letting-everyone-down

psychotwilight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failiureman I dont think id be famous

zarly1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Fall Guy

GQManOfTheYear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oceanman.

Heightman.

PaperScale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle man. Not the kind of hero we need right now..

Kn0wFriends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jail Bird

_gnasty_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeguy

Bloodyfinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big-mosquito-dude!

Actionjackson3456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman

The_end_is_near_dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting my pants man to the rescue!

macrob25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-Man

Yes, these stories in the news have renewed this fear...

RedBugz007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glow-in-the-dark Man

rollcroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Duck Girl. Which sounds like something from the makers of Duck Dynasty.

She kneels..she preys..she's....

DUCK GIRL!

Coming this fall to A&E after dark

hanner__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman? Lol

Racing2733 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man!

HellaBrainCells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Lonely

VladB30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Restroom Man

howaboutthattoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

FLA_Boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-wife Man

Tralala613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Organized religion man!

Gunslinger_11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
p0tat07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. But that's already taken I see.

KeatingOrRoark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Obscurityman!

sinceatimeimmemorial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aeroman! i'm extremely afraid of flying :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cold shoulder-man

thetrickyshow1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man

sunnyzep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombie-lady

blusifer69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Eccentric fun" relative that everyone secretly pities man

laturner92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Pretty awesome actually

Scottholcomb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life's Choicesman

Random_Spazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggotman. Fuck maggots.

Acemanau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Anxiety Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkhole Lady

Ladysteiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worm woman. Ewwww

knickerbocker624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

diosim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marriage

c18shadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

USMC0317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diefatandaloneman

Chowbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Creepy-clown-from-Stephen-King's-IT-Man!!!!

Cpt-Science ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark Man

FixitFry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman - for reallz... Snakes, bears, bugs, whatever ... none of them elicit the horror of a Spidah!!

ShiDiWen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead Family Man

fiskesuppe123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Analman

Bradicus2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Random Group of Roaming Midgets Man!

kittenghost1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one will ever love me girl!

mattemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have some respect for yourself!

"No one will ever love me WOMAN"

vandenbeastmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Openwaterman

DickyMcDoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As someone who has had to work really hard to keep my weight down, I guess I would be FatOldMan. Doesn't really inspire fear.

sultanreigns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairmanman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying high in planes and small spaces and drowning woman.

TitaniumTi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature Death Man

grass-master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

stayugly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacyman

kristamhu2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social girl

MadameUntelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly girl. Kickin' ass in all the meadows.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Dying alone and having never forged any meaningful relationships with other human beings - man.

Will000jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocialInteractionMan!

TastyMuffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

sauerpatchkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biting Puppies Woman

ElementNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

mattemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bananaman... Which was already done, maybe some of you older Millennials may remember...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananaman

Dinothors1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Germman

cruellerdougal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impaled Through the Eye Guy

dick1856 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried alive man

Assmoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

SailTheWorldWithMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman! Now is it the flying insect? 80s metal band? Or non-Catholic White descendants from a certain region of Europe?

Maliciouz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chuckman

Cowler3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AntMan

scumbagboi666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eyecontactman

seanmcgowans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Man

colonio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Real Life Man

PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-sudden-stop-at-the-end-of-a-long fall-man.

Rafahil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quicksand.

SleepWouldBeNice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

lanenismo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

desireux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

AdmiralHip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

RavixOf4Horn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still Batman because...ya know, fear of baseball bats

PacificBrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

Worstdriver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Immortis

IslandTwig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Man

VivaSpiderJerusalem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unspeakable-Lovecraftian-Horror-That-Surely-Lives-In-All-Water-I-Can't-See-The-Bottom-Of Man

KnightKu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One Punch Man.

Grew up in a safe neighborhood and school. Never been bullied or got into a fight. Pretty sure I will be knocked out with a single punch considering my body size.

kev96h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LOL Id be spiderman

brsch57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake

BlameBosco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman... wait, shit

M_Bipson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman, or Fearitselfman, Deathman,

HelloMyNameIs_Death ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxietyproneman

HellspawnedJawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Hey wait, haven't I heard that somewhere before?

SirFezzik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderman

Pigeon_Poop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Barnacle Boy

FellTheCommonTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman. Wait, that's me already...

Outsider17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yet another Spiderman.......

PM_ME_UR_ELBOWS_GURL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changeman :/

uhohmykokoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidergirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedeman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

ZSloth11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Man. Alternatively Height Man. Plane Man. Clydesalman. Having A Tall Building collapse on top of me man.

petiteuphony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The thousand-needled kunoichi.

I literally have to lie down when getting any kind of injection done, or else I'll faint.

inaneHELLRAISER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Openwaterman

NikkiNakka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman. Being allergic to the little fuckers helps

Andyrob4511 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man!

Agentofsociety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman!

danysu123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Espelancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-Boy

Davinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scorpion.

kevincreeperpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LifeMan

MasterEmp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beingalonewithmythoughtsman

mrsmandy82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WaterHeightsWeaknessFailureWoman

irontitan76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

oldman

  • fear of getting old, not necessarily dying
DrCentaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman!

marzbarz23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

Wondrous_Fairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

InsanityMan

I'm so frayed that it's pretty much all I have left now. It'll make a great super hero story someday I'm sure.

PsychMarketing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

DevoidofSunlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wastedlife Man

yabbadebbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking lady. :/

Selptcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman. They are so scary!

domestic_demi-god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Porcelain doll man

AssHaberdasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meaningless Life Man

Kohrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, my biggest fear is drowning, so probably Water Man or

AW SHIT

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogwench. Because frog girl and frog woman seem like cop outs.

Almofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain success

AwesomeTrinket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bromalgamate Woman.

With the ability to...uhhh...summon in the Bromalgamate?

vshnprsd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prof. Steve-man

Vcardenas3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Die alone man

ben10jimjams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy And Female Interaction-Man

cinemarshall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Color blindness man

threestardot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sp....spiderman?

Donutsareagirlsbff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trypophobia woman!

thegraymaninthmiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man (Take me by the hand, lead me to the land...that you understand...)

P0W3R64M3R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

existentialism man

arenalr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness man. He's never lonely. I swear.

Kotikola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darknightgirl

Pixiecrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Score!

Jilljillicu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small-spaces Woman

photojoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilitiesman

Somebody_Named_Wyatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pedophile Man

MuchAdultVeryWow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Clownsman

astrogaijin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why's-the-beer-gone-man

Whatamidoing82648 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

pinkfloydfan4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cat-Man.

arbitrageME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

girlman?

wutdoesthefoxdogesay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain tin cock

candy_cake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightwoman

Sick.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

sophiewophie666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth Woman! Idk what it is but fuck no to all moths. I can't do it. Butterflies are cool though

mcstanky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Notbeingabletoprovideformyfamilyman

dallonv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark-and-Alone-Man

AllegedlyNorah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I might get a bit deep here, but...

LegDanglingOffTheSideOfTheBedInTheMiddleOfTheNightWoman

BridgeWoman

BedroomClosetInTheMiddleOfTheNightWoman

StrayDogWoman

RandomRodentsInTheSewerWoman

IsTheTrumanShowRealWoman??

HeadOnMotherFuckingCollisionWoman

PlaneCrashWoman

SpiderInMyEarAsImSleepingWoman!!!

I think that's about it.

Ndyahlluhs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Dva76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado-Hitting-A-Razor-Blade-FactoryWoman

goron8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thunderman pretty irrational right? I mean thunder isn't even the one that comes down. But id come down hard on my enemies... That was bad ill show myself out.

therealslimnady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman

SemperFiGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FearMan

supremixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairmanman

Maserati33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Monthly bill man

Cuccimane8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

westhatremains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Democratman!

See also: unitedstatesgovernmentman!

RowdyPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life man.

wertasd123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

tomato man

Knute5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confined Spaceman

notafunnyguy32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death man

DapperSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bat-Man-Man

No, not the fear of Batman. The fear of men armed with baseball bats.

conejitobrinco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dissapointing my loved ones man

sadmadmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dieing alone and unloved-man

YeahImJustThatAwesom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

HerpisiumThe1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hitman

DerToblerone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nonexistenceman.

HarriganB2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman.

ThePopeofHell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The jellyfish

Sonic1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Self-loathing man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Polygraph Woman

Instant panic attack for me. I can still hear the scratching of the machine and was 100% unnerved by the woman giving the test. Would like to try for a job that would require a security clearance, but I think the panic attack when having a polygraph just says I lie about everything including my own name. I feel so stupid. I also can't take the classes for taking a polygraph, because they assume you did it to learn to lie. I just don't want to fall apart. I may be pathetic, but I guarantee I'm no more pathetic than the other idiots they hire, except they can get through a polygraph. Even an alcoholic who told me he lied on every one he ever took gets a security clearance.

Oh, and how much stuff has been dumped on wiki leaks by those with clearance?

I think the next one I ever have to take I'll just puke on the person giving the test.

BradeenJower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Laughingatthewrongtimeman

RemanentFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is really kinda awful, but... Midget Man

Alecrizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motivationman

WengFu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stuff swimming around below me in the same deep, opaque water I'm swimming in man.

runfromcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cheeseman

eagle-eye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

WickedEris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Basically drowning in my own vomit in my sleep woman

ThaHypnotoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman. I'm afraid people will bash my knees in with a baseball bat.

johnhitlerpizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My superhero name is manchild. I fear becoming a responsible adult.

Onezez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman

Dharmie- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cottonball Caper

GreatEqualist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

poorman

Corytoalaska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

HanSolo7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDMan

Mr_Bear_Loves_You ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Essay man

Grave_Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man...

I'll admit maybe not that impressive.

Bucket1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear-itself-man.

kinxton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevatorman?

animetommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Man

deedadee93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Povertyman

puttv3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

Neurotoxin_60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

spiritriser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm failureman! leader of the first League of underachieving gentlemen. I don't have a utility belt, but I do have a remedial belt.

I3raxton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointment Man

Drumitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ManOnManRapeMan

RogueLegend64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Man

qwilliams92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingYoungMan

Scared_of_moths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

draxlaugh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleman

Weeperblast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GrotesqueCapacityForViolenceAgainstHimselfMan!

zhantoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman.

Sassage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guess I would be Batman... terrified of bats

MystPixels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman

comradeallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

teddyteddyteddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights-Man

azsupertramp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PoorMan

SaintJimmy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternal Darkness of Death Man

stoneddj420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heartbreakman

ShitOnaStickforfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bills man

famfam503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My uncle raping me man

simianpunishment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vaginas leaking pus man

pbj1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Na na na na na na na na frogman!

GrantTS19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Reject

Supercaptaincat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman. Not very intimidating.

uwillpanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Urethral penetration man

pinkmetalpanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Airplane Girl

Homme_de_terre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman :(

WatchHim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancer Man

MuenCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Upescalatorman

adamwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disposal Dude. (Fucking kitchen disposals are the worst)

VHSRoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede Man

MH825 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Belt with spikes man

ElanBard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Manequin

socrates_scrotum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
indylarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mondayman

adifferenttimezone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

Supernaturalman

Demonman

Boybandman

Trumpman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human-Man

ScubaSwede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

ConfusedJohnTrevolta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain Aneurysm man

Mastrownge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man... hmm weird... taken already..

OvesTondente ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human-interaction-man.

Lochtide7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prostate-man! to the rescue!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Dropkick, for my fear of heights.

El_DuderinoDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpidersGiveMeNightTerrors...man.

Th4tGamerChick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trapped-in-public woman

ultimapanzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

twtCharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man, possibly at your service!

Drudicta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Spider-phantom

I have an irrational fear of spiders, and a fear of things I can't kill. Like creepy as fuck ghosts.

Either that or simply "Death". I am absolutely afraid of dying.

onADailyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman.

natrlscientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Explosive Diarrhea Man?

deathbysnoosnoo9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Babyman

Sanhael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Complete Failure

fightcjfight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rollercoaster Man

StuKazoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

Shadowcalibur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallboy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning man... or commitment man

postJoey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman!

iamtheowlman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Owlman.

noticeablyzoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpshairman

deanmass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

Dr_Jackwagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Cums Too Quickly

animetommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OverlyLargeAsianWomanMan

Cressio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BacterialResistanceMan

Damibear138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losingmyjob man

ErosRelosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

BashfulMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornadoman

CPT-Squirrel82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nutman... Edit: captain-nut?

Dwebster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton Candy Tree Stand Man

Serav1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman.

captainkieffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

kii24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public-speaking-man?

TotalConartist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aneurysm-Man

keepthememes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl man

Bittersweetfeline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great heights lady

MrsMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneGirl

Olclops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

jeggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing Abyss of Loneliness Man?

--Harley-Quinn-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmangirl

Codkid036 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

GGoDDeSS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Escalatorwoman.

DisMomIsDaBomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-mom. Am I really the first? A gazillion 8 legged creepy kids? Nope.

DidFidgetDoThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ostrich girl.

How menacing.

PussyfootNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

mecrjzak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Girl. Afraid to take the stairs or ride a bike, might fall and die!

Foxtrottings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Darkness

logothebossman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Spiderman. Eww.

TheMightyBattleSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have anxiety so "Negative Thoughts Man"?

LovingDatDee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman.i have a fear of fats.

Guaymaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superfast Jellyfish

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thalassa-girl.

StringTheory2113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection man.

tikisnrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkwardman Edit: Awkwardnessman

mottbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SeaweedMan

SPARTONmAn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never Being Able To Skateboard Man.

Faisso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dรฉjร vuman

Raven_Strange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pool Drainman

Devilishlygood98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DarkWoman....

It doesnt ring as nicely......

The_lawbreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Seaweeder: Powers include being 50% sea and 50% weed. I can also scare young children.

BHMaloney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Velvetman

Wolfir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black People Man

jappyjappyhoyhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting My Pants-Man

Polymarchos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Given that I was freaked out at the end of August when I found a bat in my house... Batman.

omnilynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ExcruciatingPainMan.

UbuRoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GroundMan. You won't see me flying around in a fancy cape.

hashtagpow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being a real adult man...

gerrothoraxpulcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman! It's going to be chompy.

vi-rose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Panicattackman

TheDwarvenGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowningman!

chokingkojak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Working-class-man. Or Working-man, for short.

mackaber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uncertainty man

CousinDarell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clintonman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tinnitus man

RBSF82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman

Towl3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Amazing Rape

LegendofPisoMojado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eraser-going-flat-and-scratching-metal-on-paper-man.

Or

Clown-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CockMan. oh wait no, CockroachMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Webwoman

naturalwonders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Public Toilet Crusader

cd1014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jizznipples95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Dylishiebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

User3955 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tickleman. I hate being tickled.

ownage99988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man

punkyc123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biscuitcan Woman

soopadrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Styrofoam man

poorWilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CentipedeWoman. F those guys!!!! Any and all centipedes are the scariest things I have ever encountered!

Juicedcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StudentLoansMan.

orangesheepdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Storm

earlybird908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jailbaitman

thishappymedium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trap Girl

the_bass_hole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

laddersman

gonzochutney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-alone-without-any-loved-ones-man!!!!

Or

Anaphylaxis-Boy!!!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderman! The man who lurks the ladder play button but never hits find match!

Gandalfthefab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IRS Man (Or Tax Man)

Kalkaline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaweed touching my foot man

ScarletStump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman

truejohncb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancyman!

friendliest_giant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happyman

50shadesofgreatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety man

dudefaceguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Tick

valeil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man.

Omninaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Anxiety

Mynameisaname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Useless Man

Kyle_Belmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman

xMaloneyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HerpesMan

BaxterInwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal rape-man

TooRiski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RephibianMan

forworkonly82616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a fear, just thought it'd be funny. Chinaman and ManBearPigMan

bigdaddypoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman

RedPanduuur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone man

MichiiBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LifeAlwaysBeingThisShittyWoman

Empty_Parking_Spot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interaction Man.

Player276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

kevster2717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man!

...or Giving Important Presentation In Front of Important People Man!

rinarey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachwoman

CumAndYellAUG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arm-stuck-in-grocery-store-automatic-doorman

srbilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NoWifiMan

MkVsTheWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doctorman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sudden death by accident or negligence guy.

jody_the_rodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherman?

GoodOlRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimer's Man

Tradyk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thewholeentireworldman (I have generalized anxiety...)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That weird people that are afraid of holes(Trypophobia) are holemen ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Geekfest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Legally Blind Man

karasz816 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Racoonperson.

slipperlip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

vomitwoman

allmightymuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

midgetman

selbeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motorcycle crash-man

drinkit_or_wearit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broken Internet Man

FFF_in_WY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buttrape Boy. For some reason now I want to design a logo..

Supercuate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

sealpoacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Interaction Man

Robinhoodie5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Foreveraloneman

BenScotti_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Postmodern-Philosophiesman

Overly_obviousanswer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointingmyfatherman

Ranku_Abadeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfulfilling life man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heighguy

cojack100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontation man

joeyfine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baby man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DollGirl! Or SnakeWoman.

Hyperinvox634 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

repostman

srysly why

jedi111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have an absolute irrational fear of becoming a gynecologist. Soooooo.... Gynoman I guess?

Tiger-meat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death and Pain-man

sparkywolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sea man.

yayathedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Julianne Moore Woman.

Yo I love horror and all but she played crazy Christian lady a little too well for me......

WilliamWaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman

no_gaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

La Cucaraca

j3nnyfromthebl0k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

DudeLeNasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

giobbistar21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

apintandafight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forced awkward interaction man.

gingertuppence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vegangirl

Supershatty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isthereanafterlifeman.

sixteenmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia Man

rootzz41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, I'm Spiderman!

PolygonMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman.

CougarStick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth Woman

RyanTakesNaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

peoplehatingmeman

nickthalion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lack of an afterlife-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gay man!

Jk... sorry.

Morasar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

insectman

AppleBetas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman?

omicrontheta1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning man

MindBlowingRick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

living_on_a_plane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bushman

blacksheeprising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The all encompassing weight of the oblivion that swallows us after our inevitable, lonely demise...man.

WirSindAllein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

meantofrogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CeilingFanMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnesthesiaWoman.

allkindsofallie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ArachnoWoamn fuck those 8 legged shits.

aspoels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman sounds weird tho lol

takethedive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone-Man

Motolaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Poorman

Grande_Latte_Enema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Disapproval Man

spartan_green ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

houseofleopold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tapemeasurewoman.

BiggestTiger1535 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman already taken?

melvincholy2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man... Which is weird because I'm on the tall side

YNot1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman.

Epicloser008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great Heights

nastiernate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

Ereinion_Erinsal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsthatwon'tkillyoubutinsteadleaveyouparalyzed man

SpenceStar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man is already taken though.

TheNotoriousD-O-G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

IAmAThorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sexman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Woman

Racheljumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

Chapman_Charm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bellybutton man

Pakaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EatYourSkinOffWhileYoureAliveMan

gunslingrburrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

frogitfrogit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being falsely prosecuted man

TheBlackGuard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Littlegirlghostman

nudemonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whatamigoingtodowithmylife-man

Karasevde24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-woman!

ninjaman41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UselessAsFuckToEveryone Man

HaansJob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Man

letschopcats88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Casino Girl. I'm terrified of that movie.

DustyT011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Divorced Again Man

fps_slug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

CosmicNoire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CripplingLonliness Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gayman.

"Stop, your outfits are criminal!"

74Donato74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Circle man

Tietsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-Icy-Touch-of-Oblivion Man.

319Skew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mosquitosman

mydongistiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DickInMyAss Man

therealjamocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Used-to-be-a-man-man.

Grande_Latte_Enema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hungerman

theshaggyhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

antonio106 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Robotman.

Not very exciting, but seems like it would be a cool transformer.

Dham20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting caught jerkin it man

hatetank91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison sex man

baconboozie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sexman

TechnoPurist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

JDTD42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman Snakeman Weirdnoiseoutsideatnightwhilehomealoneman.

pmint23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successfulrelationshipman

iSo_Cold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

soykommander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spending all day on the phone with insurance speaking to a person that didnt graduate highschool to get my chemo medication man

OG_Sergi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

College debt man

Quibert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My family died in a horrific accident and I am all by myself man.

KLULESS_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man

MoistBombay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr.I.T.

I'm the network engineer at my job. Everyday people cant seem to remember their account login, fail at printing documents, cant seem to connect to wifi. Have no Fear, Mr.IT is here. the owner doesn't even call me by my name. It's a great feeling!

AidanL17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Decision man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prisonrapeman

Horsemeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

_mybestidea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CrappyCoffeeMan

Joker123jonny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dick in ass man

liddicoatite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have to poop when you're stuck in the car-man

ToBePacific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confined Spaces Man

SlasherNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...well, that's original.

iamnotnotarobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TheColdInfiniteVastenessOfSpace Woman.

AwesomeGinger48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socializing-Man

zoomer296 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Proprietary software man.

BlueEyedReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Internetcrashman

spidersting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman. I have a fear of heights.

herbert_andy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Findinglifeunfurfillingman

festerf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gettingoldman

0siris0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mayonnaise Man

jeremy201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyboy

SevTheNiceGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shittinginmypants in publicman

Sticky_Riddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Orcaman

Tamirel963 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowds&Needles! Not a palatable name.

ChimpVision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dick ripped off man

RaineDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Fishwoman.

Flynn_lives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worried about violently throwing up man.

PQ858 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

tymboturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

Actually, tbh, I'm not so much afraid of heights as I am afraid of falling to my death, soo...

Fallingtomydeathman!

Thorlicious62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bird lady

ICEMANdrake214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman lol

Oldpenguinhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blood sucking animal man, soooo... A vampire?

Epicritical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amoebic Dissentary Lad

Owen_Vance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cumman

TheRealMagikarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackguyman

TheBaconator1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflyman

DingoMan444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Answeringanumkownnumber man

halasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Razorclamgirl

ArqArtur0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dissapointment-Man.

Dr-Dangerous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Judgement Lad

antiartart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exwifeman

setzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pre-Flight Man?

That's gotta be the worst superhero name ever. I love travels, n have no issues going on trains, boats, or road trips (cars n vans etc) or any other method of travel.

But I get massive anxiety issues before flights, I'm ok once I'm on the plane because hey nothing I can do then, but before that I'm almost always a nervous wreck.

oktofeellost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jugular cut man.

At least I'm hardcore.

Market_Brand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"The Person"

stro3ngest1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

emotionalintimacyman

nitdkim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

standing under violently shaking objects man

standing under basketball rims and bells shaking makes me uneasy.

AustinG909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness

donnysaysvacuum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Decisionman

scamperly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman

-Nyga- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AskingGirlsOutMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobia- man

i would hate to buried alive- man

or

dankmemes-man

the meems......they are everywhere

Mandalf_the_Ghey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mm, I don't think he's afraid of bats is he? I thought it was just the once when he was a kid and he has the epiphany

Entinu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

rawrimasausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallingman

Horrorshow1077 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy man

xleighx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladybug Lady

jonnyGURU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Milkman (I'm lactose intolerant).

Permafox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman with the power to...eh, what's the point

billegoat45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painful death man

burgersamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman or Heightman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone Not Feeling The Same Way For Me-Woman

Sea-Mammal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-Alone-With-No-One-To-Miss-Me Man

Firelink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman

marahcoral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobica, deadliest woman alive. Unless confined in an elevator or coffin.

hiernonymus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butitwasidio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

X0AN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

AsyncTask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is someone afraid of the day? Because I'm scared of nights.

APurrSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AcidThrownInFaceMan

Silfies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

raneldor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The awesome Deadman!!!

yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

TheSnacky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Bodysnatcher

accent4fake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BalloonGirl

diehardsoxfan91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LotionMan

Mandalf_the_Ghey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pm me pics of your boobs man

francisco_DANKonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

Cheekygui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale guy

Rominions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Torrentblockedman, My fear seems to be already happening.

ItsTheMastaChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman.

L3thalSqu1rt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Surprise-shit-during-anal Man

Schnrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poopeverywhere-man

asdf2100asd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tortureman

Vokean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

OmwToGallifrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alienman

BaconKingGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peacock-man

mission42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WorkMan

shansen916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

BanUrBoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

dbhus21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man.

rageofheaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kiteman. Yes, I am scared of flying kites. No, I am not scared of heights.

clutedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lost Balloon Man

gamasgaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman

Pickled_Kagura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

ecptop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

Green_Manelishi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, or Waspman.

noodlebee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyinggirl.

ericofduart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HumanityMan

Plot twist: I'm Jesus Christ

Space-Jawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling-To-My-Death-From-A-Great-Height-Man.

Or, for simplicities sake, probably just Gravityman.

RightSideOver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Solitude. I've lost everyone.

Slapskad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any kind of bear man.

Mr_Robot42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VulvaMan

creamyclear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

societyman

creamyclear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

or peopleman

HauntedPersimmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-alone-with-my-thoughts man

shadesofgabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Veltrax dude

dr_babbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry man. Your kids...

ismxt9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

WhycantIusetheq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuuuuuuuuuck, I so don't want to be centipedeman....

Schnrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walking into a washroom with human shit everywhere-man

thatoneguys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ugh. Spider Man.

jakobion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sandman, Mr.Sandman

Jest-err ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman...

3edgy5me

autofitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Long-term Relationship Woman

wirelessfiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

killahKaZx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

heights man, or fear of intimacy man.

yeti_mercury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Larva Man

nightrose0087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady Bug. Fucking hate lady bugs. Scare the shit out of me.

cadenkai171 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

twistmental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either The coma or The dead daughter

morganfreemansnips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

no need to fear rapeman his here

TooFastTim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Foreveralone man.

man774 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman

Brence13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gnatman..

TheBruBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insectman

OwOUlises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloonman

Jamazu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murky Water Swim

Jabrowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unfathomabledepths Man!

diveintothe9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cameraman.

If you point a camera at me, I will be gone.

huggiesdsc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacyman

coloryourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark&Alone Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Diffendooferday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highplacesman?

Kellogs53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman.

captaincanada84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman or Hornetman or Waspman

ChocolateJesus8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman.

inukuro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely woman. Bringing loneliness to all the happy assholes out there

(i am actually not lonely atm, but it is my fear)

therealjamocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I-Love-You-man

Shiver_Me_Timbrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairman man

Mknot_uh_rbt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakealicious

Gerrinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fanman.

Ceiling-fanman.

BellatrixK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark-woman Or... Something-grabbing-my-leg-as-it-dangles-over-the-side-of-the-bed girl!

Tommytoonss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Berryman, I have an irrational fear of berries. Idk why nor does my friends and family.

Sandman4999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman.

Bcwolf1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallingfromgreatheightsman

callmeohio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

PMME-YOUR-DANK-MEMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of the fact that when we all die there is no afterlife just complete and total nothingness man...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alligatorbiter

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NothingnessMan

riggsgaming44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pet birdman

ChocolateJesus8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ChuckNorrisMan.

CosmosNarwhalZzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

Kurtch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman. Sounds cool until you see me with a nightlight.

hokuten04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireman. House caught fire when i was in my teens, managed to put it out with the help of a couple of neighbors. Though ever since then i get super paroniod when it comes to fire.

aPintSizedLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure

phineas_n_ferb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cockroach girl.

veryrandomcomment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

bludue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

dirtjuggalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gluten-free man, I'm a line cook when those nothing I fear more than those gluten-free mods coming in on tickets during a busy service. Grinds everything to a stop

Osofrontino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman or Acroman.

jpross90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ventriloquist dollman

Stonedsailer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hypodermic needle man

firitheryn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

AstroBolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Activert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gator Girl. Alligators... shudder.

rmiller7811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain DeadBeforeMyDog

FlameFoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

PM_ME_JON_KITNA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needles-in-eyeball man,

"Someone help, I need help!"

"Did someone say "EYE need help"?

Drafo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crashman.

CBBuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck Spiders-Man

toilets_lament ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Triangle Man

Dennis_Rudman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peanut butter man

PhotographicMammory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman

chris22sjg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Orgasm man

Benthefriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeForgottenMan

keeponhiking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeefCurtainLabiaMan

pinkdimenippies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling-in-the-shower-and-having-people-find-me-naked Man

Monkeywrench08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RoachMan

Wait... That sounds lame.

Thedoc9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Freakishly-Big Bug-Man. Tarantulas look like they have huge muscles. June bugs are loud when they buzz you. A centipede crossing the basement floor towards me? Where's my flamethrower?!

griff2621 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heartattackman

both my grandfathers and my father died of heart attacks in their early 50s. I've been doing everything I can to fight the streak

Grymrir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Genuine loveman

Demonweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Moneybags

Infinit777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle-Man!

Needle-Man Needle-Man, does whatever a needle can. Shoots you up, gets you high his happiness is your demise. Look out, here comes the needle man.

Is he safe? listen up, he's touched contaminated blood. Hepititis, Hiv and pleanty of other STD's and diseases... look out for Needle Man.

ptb4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman!

jparratt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sea-man, no joke :/

ebowork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallout boy. Is that taken already?

turd_miner91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goyim-man

demonicsoap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Floridamanman

michjames1926 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Palmetto bug queen. (I hate those f******!)

christian0916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crackbaby Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Immortality girl.

Drunken_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman!

Matterhorn27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillaryman

warthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leechman

AizenShisuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

christian0916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kitchen Appliance Man

Delta365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd probably be LifesEnd.

3_M4N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man. Accompanied by his trusty side kick, Paying-student-loans-with-retiremant-savings-because-thats-the-only-money-I-have-left man.

Pomagranite16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STD lady.

Wildeman18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

clown man!...fuck

MasterChiefGuy5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height-Man

My power would be to teleport people to really high places with no safety equipment

ElBenito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loss-Of-A-Loved-One-Man.

Op3No6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Donald

FuckModsInTheAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman.

oleoleolehansen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AssRapeMan

Wolf_on_Anime_street ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SheMightBiteMyDickMan

cynicalbrit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman.

RaddialFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quake

Menonpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownbaby

TofuBurita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man

novalaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidersman

Xgxstxn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

Theandercm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman.

TechniqueSquidward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

TommenBrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevator Man

NickRick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwebs you accidently walk through, but don't have a spider in it, so you're just trying to find it, but can't so your mind thinks you have a deadly spider on you all day man

scibrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Particleman!

or...realistically, Tornadoman

sevegekaelen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman

sulihpoeht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parasite man! With the power to swim up your urethra and grow up to 27 feet long!

Squirrella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Opaque-shower-curtain-frau. It needs work.

cl0udyj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"What If When We Die Our Spirit is Preserved in an Everlasting State of Consciousness and we Have No Way to End It... Man"

99percentbullshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jolly Rancher Man

pablobunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquakegirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Wave. Fear of drowning, in waves specifically.

Nidac_7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

Lord_Mozes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aidsman

Lamshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

manbearpig330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

JisuanjiHou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman.

Lord_Mozes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2ND DWIMAN!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homeless man ;(

TheJewstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man

gratethecheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Checkingmybankaccountbalanceman

basementreligion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitgirl

Misty_Rose98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachwoman

MRV-DUB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BigFatHairyGuyInADressPropositioningMeMan

TheMasonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alligator Boy

locadelosgatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Raccoon Person

mjmannella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eaten-by-a-Whale-man

berryferry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey Capcom, if you intend to make anymore classic MegaMan games here is some good inspiration for robot master names

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

SameOldShawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ceiling Fan Man.

Lamshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social situations where I say the wrong thing-man

pattycakezo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CentipedeWoman eeeew

Darkmeremask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman?

slemonatealemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwig girl

jtoethejtoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apprehension about the real-world potential of zombies Man

rageofheaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Real world potential of zombies is a self defeating fear.

SlamCakeMasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Urinator.

Captain_Nightlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chuck Norrisman

Stalli0nDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle-Man

Henniferlopez87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.

raikouraza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Man

agumonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

renkonen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cubs losing again this year Man

sintral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Late period woman

leftysoweak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horses man

ideawhatimdoing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impregnationman

myRoommateDid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitment man

umbananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Man

RedHorseStrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpesman

lucid1977x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parasite Man

tsmartin123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DonaldTrumpHillaryClintonMan

ShinraiTensei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Automatic Door Man.

Chradi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Robberman not to be confused with Rubberman

fufabunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Girl or Roach Lass. Pick

doomsday78251 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Exorcist, man.

alphadextro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

Vulcan-Phoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant Demon Loris Guy

lauruhhpalooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overflowing Toilet Woman

FyreFlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential-Dread-Boy: forcing super villains to curl into a ball and cry!

CapnWreckz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee Man

sneauxoui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poverty man!

Big_Bird_Is_Yellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Excruciating Torture-Man

captainmavro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My name would be Fear.

Justincreature ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Neverfindinganyonetolovememan

01Asphole999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The fall guy

Hirronimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

jacque-cousteau-shark-documentary-man.

FingerPus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine would be Manual Labor Man

JoeyKuel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

Glock_jam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResponsibilityMan, SpiderMan, Rat/Smallrodentsman

PsiFalconPunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, Heightsman, Crowded environmentman. I'm a well rounded superhero holy fuck.

RadioHitandRun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large angry black man.

Carlton-Hanks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Friendzone Man

Trumpsmason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.

AstroGrizzly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small Talk Man

stirringash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arguing with idiots man

kharmdierks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pinkslipman

creek_slam_sit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

AdamMayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

TrillPatrickStar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ManiacMan

Mognoandacvodad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratgirl. (Shudder)

dykstradang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social expectations-man

dykstradang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social expectations-man

Middle-agedman

Adult responsibilities-man

Soggy_Pronoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Noman...seriously, my friends asked me what I was scared of earlier this week and I've been wracking my brain to figure out the answer. I'm not some badass action hero or anything and I've done plenty of stuff in my life, but I genuinely have no idea what genuinely scares me.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting Old Man

buttdiagrams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-Man

nellnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Murder woman

virtigo31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failing to provide for my family, man.

travbert09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nailclipping Man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vespid Man

Roflremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SHARKMAN!

Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaker

pellson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

Justinmrosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Port-o-potty Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vagina Man!

Ryarod-Itanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything-Man.

donchabot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cranefly Man.

HGF88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worthlessness Woman

TheCubez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alarm Clock Man

EchoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a Fuck Up-Lad.

MayanReam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Limpdickman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Man.

-RedStar- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Immortal Man

fatboylawstudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Man

hierogriffic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grasshopper Guy! I hate those creepy bastards.

PDXEng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Controlled Man

MocodeHarambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black man

brzt6060 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Came here expecting commitmentman, was disappointed.

_ryan__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman I am legit terrified of bats

Azeral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature Ejaculation Man

Hyper_Threaded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Syringe Avenger. Thy Needle Man works too I guess

TheRealistArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WrongPlaceAtTheWrongTime Man

DarkRedTwist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman.

chamington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightmanโ€ฆ I guess I'm tall?

iamfukt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

clown man

CalebDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing-Man!

avee10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The iron orphan

LifeisaCatbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possumwoman.

SaberDart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment man!

Thanoobstar3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having a baby in my arms Man.

pnw_dev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

AlishaWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chalkboard Girl

shadowcor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man

pawelwny1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

relationship commitment man!

IForgotMyOldLoggInfo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-Man

Tenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Barnboy!

raisin_girl20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cultwoman

melzeboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mother-in-law woman

Mneumonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Angry Bee Man, with the power to run and duck with arms flailing!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rollercoaster malfunctioning dropping to certain death Gal!

TheReezles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mascot lady

BigNR17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Closed-Shower-CurtainMan

Goldfish_Vender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burglar-Man

DinoDonkeyDoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkdemon

VekinKG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Accountabilityman

CrosseyedZebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Commit

Welcometony1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

mm4ng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publoic speakin mang

CatrinaWinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShrimpWoman

AnteaterChem17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

butterfly man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DARKWOMAN

ZeMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadline

ThrowawayForRAoBJs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speechman

Hockeytownsouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, unfortunately I heard it was already taken.

wherethebootyatttt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

loudtoiletman

PM_ME_PANGOLINs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worm-woman

Stujid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Calculusman

alexandercs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

still batman

EB8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small-talk Man!

feedmewierdthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penisman

dolphyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety man

GrumpyMcGrumperton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beeman

OposumOfAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being called to the front of the class while wearing gym shorts man.

dantemirror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DieAloneMan

compro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repairman-man-man-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying insect woman

thedude21619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losing-my-walletman

CentrifugalChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SuperBee

ebeptonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Feelsbadman.

ajh13_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myfutureman

Econdg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Germman: Germs not Germans

Mosteele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontationlady

sickcunt138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach woman..

barbiecubanita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Girl

chuwawarat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NobodyMan

chunk337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blimpman

salacious-crumm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobic Guy

jmanunit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turkeyman

bucky_8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

Techno_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.

I feel like everything worked out here.

Paradise5551 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman. Being lonely

shellwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

forever alone man....

Foodstamp001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publictoiletman

humad7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mediocrity-man

fade_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Federal pounding in the ass prison man

xxsuscitatexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkwoman

BU88L53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moter-in-law-man

Allisonaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Forever Girl.

Allisonaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Forever Girl.

MicG53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

whitchri175 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

ezekiellake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Expendable Boy.

I have no super powers, skills or noteworthy abilities and, when the shit comes down, EP gets all the crap jobs: run out there and draw their fire, be the suicide bomber, drink this and see if it's poison, etc

movebitchgetoutdaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale Girl ๐Ÿ˜ญ

taboo86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential-crisis man.

SM1334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When-your-employer-asks-for-a-drug-test-man

randomilite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broke Guy

Schrodingers_dogg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility man

Logicalsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombie man... or am I just a zombi

ThesillySister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancer Woman saves the day doesn't have the same ring as Batman. Womp womp.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human centipede

fivebillionproud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

edgyprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thatbigassferriswheelatcliforniaadventures-man

      -fuck that thing
edgyprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd rather ride a million roller coasters naked than get back on that thing. The way the gondola slides around wigs me out....and i used to fly in helicopters and repel...go figure.

Quick_LIme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy-man

BoomerKeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A-tiny-piece-of-lettuce-in-my-Taco-Bell-bean-burrito Man

But seriously, that ruins an already difficult situation.

Stegosaurus1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to women man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

crippling lonelyness man

Chocolatebaronstilts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futurewoman

WhatIsPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leaving the Office Toilet Unflushed Man.

Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not living up to my Potential- Man.

Jonathan_Pine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderman!

Wolfeaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DryspellWoman

CCarr33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing up man

deadkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EveryoneSecretlyHatingMeWoman

cannabiskit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dollface.

hotrodfan_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rocket mannn -- can't believe nobody's said it yet!

SuperCronk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

Bigworm88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

NyonMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadvirgiinman

ahchoo4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

bbqueenofhearts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Airplane Woman

Wiggly_Muffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

House centipede man

JusssSaiyan317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HerpesMan!

MrTurtleBeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boatman

RolleWithIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman?

guitarnoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain Eating Amoeba Man

sorrywhatguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercutman

The_Chuckie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GlobalWarmingMan

HomeyHotDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HillaryMan

TacticalTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejector!โ„ข

ixidor121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vertigo-spiderman to the rescue. Just look for me in a car and not on a swinging rope or the tops of buildings. Also this makes it very hard to brood menacingly over the city at night time.

Wolfwood432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small-talkMan

FractalPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

elevatorguru123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Day man fighter of the night man ahhhhhhhahhhhhh

Matruvius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CockroachMan

Seriously fuck those nasty ass bugs

Cooperjmartin724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocket man.... Wait

Lilayce09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deerman

xXCurry_In_A_HurryXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Capitalist Man

ozboi83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Control Man

ghostbustonmyboobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public defender

Probablynotspiders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Probably not spiders.

mushroomyakuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever Alone Man

capitan_canaidia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

experientialsponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

Hmm_Peculiar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depressionman

He'll destroy you! But first he has to get out of bed today.

adjensen83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimersman

playin4power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

purgatory-man

Hodoriferous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Veins-girl

rorylfc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugman. I don't fuck with no slugs

jack606297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I guess that makes me Stink Needle.

So I either inject you with foul smells or spray you with needles.

I'm scared of needles and for some unknown irrational reason skunks freak me out lol.

bslow22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toiletsnakeman

DrTardis89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lightning man

PiNKCaNDYxOxO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sexwoman

thegoldenboy444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxieton!!

CJisInsane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

DeadBeat08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman, I, like the new Batman, just straight up kill people

Chubsmagna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-Man

JeremyTR93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman!

Mabans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DickWontWorkAnymoreMan

Boatzilla22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Octopotamus

misterjustice90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unreasonable of of black holes-man

Phayzon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No one is Spaceman yet? OK then!

Shut_my_brain_up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach Woman. People will fear me!

josh21182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is like my favorite thread ever ha

Swarzlov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

lofiro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glove man

That sounds weird doesn't it?

Hy3jii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Dyingaloneman

Livingwithchronicpainman

Homelessman

LivinginacountrywhereHilaryorTrumpispresidentman

Kidney_Snatcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speechman!

CORPSEBLENDER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning Man.

logicperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach man

Platypus-Rising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobia Man. Well then ...

Joeasoraus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Livingacomputergeneratedlifeman

sugar-snow-snap2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

needle gal. blech.

--Blightsaber-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AssRapeMan!!

lilnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Void-man

jesasaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peaman

josh21182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're Going to Die Sad, Poor and Alone Boy

metsrule4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

guzzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wildbeaverman

SpiderHandsMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AneurysmChick

Not_a_Flying_Toy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman aaah ah

apflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not personally for me, but for a good amount of redditors, "Dayman"

Jon1230 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fighter of the Nightman!

AverageWhite_Male ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Koalaman

Thanatoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonesomeman!

im_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marriage Man checking in!

mitch-lawless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vertigo Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-Anxiety-Man! I will save the world - savely from my room or while no one is watching!

EctoPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rootcanalman

Shadow_ten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ParanormalMan

IronDiggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

German

Trollaboratory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting butt fucked man

imrlybord7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Faceman

fear of my own face

jaredpatton173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Panic-Attack Man.

sarcasmcannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hoboman

EctoPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buttrapeman

Kaien_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god i can't breathe...Man?

Bottomuvthelist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

hellslave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bathing Man

abruce123412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

captain projectile

XBo0dspill3rX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

ImprovingKodiak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CarMan

USGunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RelationshipMan

red5jam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hard work man

peachyfoam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

Inlovewithaprince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Old Age Mage

68-whiskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fat Man

InternetConquistador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployed Man. My superpower is moping around the house at 2pm in my underwear.

PlanetMustafar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness Man

DaWayItWorks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Man

Pugify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

ficklewords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IsolationGirl!!!

philantrophe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boring Man

eyeap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GettingLaidOffMan

defanged_destroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Randomly-Convicted-of-a-Crime-He-Didn't-Commit

Sairivon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DrowningMan

OminousFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

RuffTuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

bscher87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SPOONMAN*!!!!

*come together with your hands

RawrImoDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That phobia about the holes in things

RonPolyp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyMomAnd/OrSisterMightFindOutWhereILiveMan

JonPoe167 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not to take one that is already a superhero but Spiderman Or snakeman. They creep me out how can you move so fast with no legs or arms

wschredder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Self Man

urthanes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loveman

allyssaess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

succcult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Tito" dickman, baby.

Taliesin32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman!

teddytbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Husband catches me fucking his wife man

fourwallsandafuton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DogWoman? That's terrible.

GAME_OF_TONES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

zombiezander

Zergling89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man, falling to my death man, dying alone man, and commitment man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confinedspaces Man

Raezak_Am ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanoid Man...

ThrowawayPervmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man! Dun dun dunn!

PkmnDudeRignar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HeightsMan

JP-Ziller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman...

Slicer16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

waceyhawpuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathwoman

DolphinsWithLasers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Would homophobes be called gay men then?

tb3278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-Situations-Man

Eternallydecent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifewoman

Anyani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homelessman

Skyhighgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Beanzii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

dunno98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Graterman

TheVikingPrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Illneverbegoodenoughman. Not very charming of a name. Haha

SoquidSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old Man

Icanberude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogwoman. I guess I'm a villain not a superhero.

uberdungeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meman

apopheny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Depression
The Incredibly Mortal Kid
Captain Stagnant
Judge Existential Dread
Loveless

damattdanman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poorman

Nickbeam21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

kris10amanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman! Doesn't exactly make people feel confident about my abilities.

DivineEternal1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing Old Man

1SweetChuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Josh Widdecombe's would be "Girls older than 12" man.

Jtt7987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman

awesome_possum76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bug in the ear man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancyman

coldfingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Girl, Cellar Woman, Ventriloquist Dummy Vixen....or maybe just stop at Dummy.

Scars_Are_Sexy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly Girl

smaffit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment man!

digdugchamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Internet Shut Off Man

Jbp629 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socializing-with-new-people-at-a-community-college-man

lzanjm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment girl

Air_Freshenerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rentisduetomorrowandimbroke man

Therealluke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vag Boy

WhyWouldntI99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to a wo - man

chiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doctor syringe man!

KhaozJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

Dizmodo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

jnthedude412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Bathroom Man

poopy27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

failure girl

duder-reese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Domestic Airport Security Woman

xiaothepotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Man

oh wait

R-nd- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathwoman

Mr-Howl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rollercoaster Man

KarsonL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

CapRoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gorilla Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RollerCoasterMan! I'm terrified of roller coasters.

punk916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mailman

yofac3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquake man. ..i love/hate living in L.A

harsh183 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homework Boy, oh dear.

Martdogg3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alcoholisman.

Drmeatpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SO: radroach woman!

jonnyrockets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockman. That's the answer.

Paquitotaquito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afraid of failure man

Kahnonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President Trump-man

grimbotronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartinginpublicman.

FutureExMrsGoldblum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady Dementia

fangbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hole man

Onyxium88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

House centipede man

NoahMendell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man...

RoadsofRose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skunkgirl

scdodge03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debt man

native_ridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BUTTON - Man

Fuzzyapplepie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

w1nston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman.

teddytbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgot Anniversary Man

josh21182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Your Girlfriend's Lying About Loving You Boy

Jmu7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling woman

KelvinElvin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Karma man

playin4power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wet-shoes-squeaking-on-the-floor-man

MilkySituation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights-man

rebuscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal-prolapse-man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flesh Eating Disease Man

lorenha0129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach-girl

kareezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beehive Man

MuresMalum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who here is Fear Itself-Man?

We all need a supervillain to fight.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach-needles man. Dear God...

HeronSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Void.

....I'm actually okay with this.

ThePatchelist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Skyman!

velveteenrobber12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

HowToBeaGoodLeader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo-Man. Fear of social interaction with women.

Half_Man1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy man

pkayl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death Man!

p3rfect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Speakinginfrontofgroupsofpeople-man

LeFloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwigman

kaioken-doll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elderly man

AttendingAlloy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antman

CaedesOfTheSkies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human-man.

TornadoofDOOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suicide Woman

Shrekquille_Oneal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection man

sapperRichter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well crap, I'm the cutthroat caterpillar.

ChatOChoco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bed Bug woman or The Bed Bug

sounds more like a porn name...

irkentier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman, or Lifeman

jeunehommefatal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man.

bigpapabaconizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man?

DonOfspades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Car-crash-man

OceanMan670 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Millipede Man

forestpunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mediocrity man.

KingAetherrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackpeopleman

Kuruttta-Kyoken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living too old and being a dead weight man

morbidin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exposed plumbing man

Lordy41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.....

zachjones93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rape man

not a fan of that one

Cyanide77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FearMan...

evidica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

EebamXela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adulthoodman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallujahman

emperorchiao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-Alone-Man

sixfingerdiscount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wind Turbine Guy.

Srsly. It's irrational, I know it. But they bother me. Even big fans in warehouses. Just have to keep them right outside my peripheral and can go on human-ing.

Curlyhairdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

nousernamesopen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alligator man. (THEY'RE APEX PREDATORS, LANA).

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking to girls-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

Avvikke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

geneorama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain waterboard

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr. Commitment

LittleSadEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Babydoll. Bane of catcallers.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeedleMan

Not-Neon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the reason all my friends leave man

PinicchioDelTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShittingMyPantsWhileIFallOffAScyscraperRoofWhilePublicSpeaking Boy

phillyCHEEEEEZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

blu1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Squirrel Boy ๐Ÿ˜‚ I fucking hate squirrels. They're cute af but for some reason creep me out.

BnL4L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Povertyman

kevinmillward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social situations man

FanTheHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better bust out the blackface, Darkman is coming to town!

kmccarthy27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lettuce Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mortgagemaaaaaan!!!

nickhitnrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cirrhosis Man! Coming to slowly and painfully kill your enemies over a long period of time!

SteroidSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman!

oneninefiveeight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REally Loud Noise man

darkknight1087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cuntman

j1mm8o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

everythingman

Tyler484488 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FallingInsanity

_spaceylacey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingHomeAloneWoman

deldge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being social man

swd99999999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman I'm scared of that shit...

Captain_Stairs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacyman.

bgov1801 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

willicuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness Man

pythonspam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SnakesWhydidithavetobeSnakesman.

GameQb11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.... Sad face

OrangeMeppsNumber5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman.

arpadav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

MollyTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Don't Drop the Baby Avenger

FalconLorenzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy man

rxsheepxr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman.

RyDaPrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hippopotamus man

Ishootnoodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paralyzedman--Not only a terrible thing to happen, but would make for a shitty superhero too.

Jwmquan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Society girl

abigore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HavingHemorrhoidsThatAreNeverGoingToGoAway Woman

GamerDame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social situations girl

PM_ME_SAM_ROCKWELL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trampled Woman

blergzorks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

braindancer3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

SteelApple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LonelyWoman

iamradnetro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vagaygayman. No pun intended.

Deeyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Obesity Woman

AlabamaSniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ImpactionMan

xjayxmanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Married man

bucketfarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ALS man

ninjazord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockcroach-woman. Hate those flying things. shudder

Prozin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jumpman

superkamikazee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bear Man.

barry_you_asshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

brain aneurism man

ChestnutRiced ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cicada man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety will become self aware and destroy everything in life-man. Powers include and are pretty much limited to: running the fuck away, crying in a hole somewhere, frequently apologizes for things, apologizes for apologizing too much, cowering under tables and other furniture. ULT: none, just stronger emotions attached to above powers.

DeepStatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DANANANANANANANA DANANANNANANANA TheCoworkerInTheStallNextToMeMightHearMePoopingMaaaaaaan!

kibbles0515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Applyingforjobsman.
Becominganadultman.
Failureman.
Responsibilityman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That would make me...

...REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN!

bogiesbellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy Man

Runefather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Medical procedure man.

Ugh. Even imagining the costume makes me queasy.

ravenclaw1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man! Oh, wait...

kimjongunderdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DebtMan

ladylurkedalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-a-lingering-death-in-great-pain Woman.

XenuXVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big fukin black 12 inch dildo man

Spartacats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting a Woman Pregnant Man.

Darksoulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone-breaking-into-my-house-while-Im-in-the-shower-and-defenseless-man

ShadowRaptor675 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vaginaman! To a slippery rescue!

sunnydsmite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Irrational fear of the dark lady!

scarab123321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights man

flowgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DonaldTrumpisPresident-man

sdkphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UnknownMan

All-Consuming-Fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Depression Man! Here I come to save the day! No wait. I'm still in bed.

masterofallvillany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TheWorldIsAnIllusionAndEveryoneILoveDontExistMan

radical_jaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man.

Ralph_Wasl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bumblebee Man.

SkingbardLongclaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely man :(

Crowbar_Felt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

๏ผถ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ

BajaBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Commitment man"

Markb42015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

anal penetration-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man

jakeduhjake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeverBeingEnoughMan

okami_shinobi003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Universe Man

psychonauticalvvitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old People Man

loppneli002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Man

HeavyOnTheHit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eftah1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

fusrohurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exam-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Death

TheNASAguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Calculus Man

Falkner09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Severe disability boy

Kwehchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitwoman

Equivet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broke Boy

CherryWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Woman

SimAlienAntFarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifegirl.

missginamite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobic snake heights woman- i guess snakes on a plane would be my kryptonite.

ihaveanegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Loan Ranger

DesiredSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GrammarMan

EAllagash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speakingMan

nerdnails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being raped again woman

wiseass79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pre-ejaculation mab

irritabowel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

sexually ambiguous she man

Cajun_Gal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ceasing to exist in any capacity because the afterlife is a lie...gal.

Arjak343 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bankruptcy-man

brules666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Teenage pregnancy man!!!!

jinklebadober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ferris Wheel Man Child

PMme10dolarSteamCard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghostman

DestroyxThexBrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In a plane falling from the sky with minutes that seem like hours to contemplate all my life choices at the same time as accepting death while questioning my religion and wtf was so good or so bad that brought me to this fateful plane trip to begin with-man

adimodi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing old man.

thatguywhosadick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Commitment

xFrozenNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

loneliness man

vj_bang619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Election2016man

Californiast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dicksinmyfaceman

Needs-A-Hobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either Phone Call Man or Spiderman.....

5Raw_Rats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human Resources Man.

hbombs86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Easy. BEAR MAN

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Squishy Stuff Clogging Up The Sink Lady

Chi-zuru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FeelsBadMan

diddyboppin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility man

reyrey1492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone and forgotten man.

nabzstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lioness or Tigress. I have this strange fear of big cats...

WineoSK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Major life decisions woman

MadDany94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

duffmannn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repostman

Langweezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bearman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything man oh yeag

Microtic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mad_mob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Missusman

Teraaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man.

No seriously.

dijokcl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Man

DrDewweyFister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

retchey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevator man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SOCIAL INTERACTION MAN

freshjive416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Presenter

swedish_steel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height Man

Josepvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life-man

kniranjang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cannibal-Man

Makchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the majority of us would be called Spider-man.

Sinnedangel8027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broken-Amazon-Product-And-Shitty-Return-Policy-Turn-Around Man

_Oberyn_Martell_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

aloneman!

iamradnetro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BLACKMAN because i got fear of getting rob.

aarongerhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Unknown Man" yay.

...actually kind of already portrays my life.

alinardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

ninjateachaxtina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Carwash girl

maximize123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Day-man.

Lord_Gany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man

DrPsyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

School Loan Man!

AKA Debt Man!

RNZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

shitlord_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

http://www.explosmsearch.net/tag/Seizure%20man/

This is because I am epileptic, they are god damn terrifying, and if you have them nothing is quite as terrifying as them. brings all your other fears into perspective really.

DuckSauceMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Professor Periodblood

adrarina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Knifewoman

GFons777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ending up alone man

mfisher2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman..

ravishing_one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckmeintheass Prisonman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman...

untide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Financial responsibility man

ImAfuckinCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Aloneman

ErectCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doingthedishesguy

bucktoothedprincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquake Lady

BrentD22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Onionman

Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Klaus Trophobe. Evil Scientist extraordinaire.

pixel_doofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man

SofaKing____ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Impregnantman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bearman.

musical_throat_punch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

cpured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing :(

cajunsamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Claustrophobic Guy!

PAWWWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being buried alive man.

ZeusJuice1148 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman

sognidistelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtwoman

Cadmans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp Woman

Cloak_and_Dagger42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painman.

I'm not afraid of anything except for potential physical pain. Doesn't even have to be serious injury, if it hurts, I want to get the fuck away from it. I'm not even really afraid of dying, just the pain that might come in the leadup.

Frontrowhooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Comitman

El_Genitalissimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Castration Man

KyserTheHun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cricket-boywonder!

miniaturetitan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Button-Man

RNZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear Itself Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathwoman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman, Heightman, Seaman, Knifeman, HeartAttackman, PublicSpeakingman, Argumentman... the list is endless :D

Clarkness_Monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Man

JeffK3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

C.O.P.D. man

Guitartheguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Checkingmybankaccount-man

Heh_Disguised_Toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WomanMan

Lifeboatinthedark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unintended pregnancy man.

tdschaz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Midget Clown Man

RNZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falsely Arrested Man

HipHop_4_Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hoes-that-ain't-loyal-man

Hoes-that-be-trippin-man

yosoygiancarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

Righteousfury1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seaman

I'm terrified of the sea like it's most about not knowing what the fuck is under me I like to be able to see around me

Elledawn77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WebMdSearchOhGodIHaveThat! Girl

peanutbutter_alpaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Love is not enough man

MentalWarfar3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach man -___-

Well really palmetto bug man but that isn't nearly as catchy, those fuckers are huge, can fly, and don't seem to die to cockroach spray

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rain Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man man

moogleslam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poor Man or Poverty Man

AggroCragMountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN

DeadWiegraf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Home-invasion man

ypq_tsuzpmf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Man

rcking1110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

AngerIssuez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-Emptiness-and-Eternity-of-Death Man.

It's not very catchy.

VikingRevenant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine's already taken. Spiderman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Regret Man

vivilessthanthree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle woman

y2k2r2d2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Allman

Chaos20X6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure and rejection-man.

Valint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Man.

Not hype man. I'm not gonna get the crowd going before you spit hot fire, Dylan.

nicestpossibleway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevatorwoman!

man-on-a-slide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man!

Dankmemeator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocketman

fusionman51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fanman. Fear of fans.

SeanStormEh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mayo Man

OneLondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider Man..

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman!

darksideoftheswoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stepping one extra step when there is no step-man

jgonza89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man

LenkDIDit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

dablothegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeerGirl DeerWoman Or my personal favorite just, The Deer!

deedoedee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman passes out

gordonious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting a boner in front of the class-Man

barrel0monkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

comitmentman

smokedoor5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moldman!

Maxtubular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butt-Stuff Man!

Croswynd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needledick-Man. Y'know, for obvious reasons.

theroyaleyeball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderlady.

noahhellya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean Spider Man

Iguessimonredditnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting stung directly in the eyeball by a bee man

Matt_311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Telling my girl I want us to be together man

Phillyfishy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debt-Man

I_Am_Max_Headroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SevereWeather Woman!

nefrina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

largeleafman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Octopus-girl ๐Ÿ˜‚

Th30ry_0f_Th3_At0m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debt man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fear

jessieteee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit Woman. Couldn't ask for a better nickname!

TheRealTacoMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Construction Crane Man

Pritch08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scat Porn Man!

HuffleMcSnufflePuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClownMan

2CaNMaN2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloonman.

aaron__ireland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loofah McShower-Puff.

I'd be able to melt the skin off of any opponent by shedding swarms of tepid dripping bacteria-ridden shower puffs filled with other people's pubes.

pureparadise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MotorVechicleMan.

beetman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

talking to women man

Reigis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Raped by a Group of Clowns Man

redvelvet_d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FeminismMan

Neurowaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possuman, fuck those empty eyed demon rats.

Doctor___K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bills-man, Roach man, Says its my child man, swear she was 18 man

RocketPoweredTofacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sloths and balloons. So it's Slallon Woman!

TrepanationBy45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man. That's meeeeee

Templar98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

SummonTarpan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness Man

pvr97aus05dc15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, Insectman, or Captain Australian Wilderness.

peterqub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

sexcakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interactionman

Spear810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonman!

crackheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

Cypronis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lightningman... Not too terrible actually

trashed_account890 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine would be Falling Woman.... and I'm kind of not impressed by my name....

idave1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

State-of-constant-undiagnosed-anxietyman

shitishouldntsay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dick in my but man.

GreenTNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public speaking man

strudel__leaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkhole nut crawler man

ROFLSwithSYRUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsguy

chris_kyle_style ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man!

Dragoness42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kids-falling-off-a-cliff woman.

bukithd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Dreadman

GangBangMeringue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

heavencondemned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deviated septum-woman

Pagick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rosie O'Donnell - Man

cryptyknumidium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insectishman. I hate insects, and also anything close to them (spiders, so on). Like to phobia levels of irrational fear. If its a general fly or tiny moth or something, i just have to kill it immediately, same with spiders.

If it gets too large, or is a particularly weird or something that could genuinley hurt me, like a daddy long legs ,large moth or bee/wasp, i nope the fuck out of there like a bitch.

OliverFitzPatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sexman

redochre92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

zetsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FlyingRoachman

georgie_best ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

manwoman

JiggaJazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great White Shark Man

LostMyCocoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wormgirl.

plasticenewitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man.

rinphyrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman. I give bankrobbers HIV.

jonboi9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dicks in the ass man

SmrtAlek15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

brownskinhoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life, man :(

Office-Ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-Man

PinkUnicornPrincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social justice warrior woman

shadowdorothy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

poisonous bug woman.

ShiiKami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkness Heights Man

TheRespectedMadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

geeseroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, if that's taken then.. Highman? I'm scared of heights, would it be Heightman?

Skltd8823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

2016 Election Man

infin18lock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She's actually a lesbian man

HolyMortall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman ๐Ÿ˜Ž

DontPanic40Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waking up tomorrow-man

7Rowan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eternity-Man

BloinkXP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man

madmarmalade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height Woman. Which could also be misconstrued because, ironically, I am insanely tall. >.<

saynave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

RadioactiveMonkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fingernail Injuries Lass!

EckertWest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All-Consuming-College-Debt Woman

YXxStrykerxXY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

NoApollonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark-Woman - Afraid of the dark. Spiderwoman from fear of spiders.

RandomHerosan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadman.

baccgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-single-forever-woman

InKainWeTrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butt Rape Bandit

LemonStains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WillNeverBeLovedMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Silence Man. What a great opportunity for cool villain names.

pixel_doofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump-is-orange-prez-man

integralvoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AbsenteeFatherMan
Above all else, I fear not being able to be there for my children

dmor723 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being unable to sustain an erection man

GuatonCuliao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

freakenbloopie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee Screamer.

wolfnibblets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Man who Always Watches

JTheGameGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FallingMan

darksolz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Man

TGGAAGEERS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scissorman-man

robd003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Restroom Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Muppetman... it's a long story.

boxesoftacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Illyngophobia-man.

Overlord_Quackers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parachutefailstoopenman

FusRoDontEven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AccidentallyRunOverByATimeTravelingDelorianman

vapedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman. Ugh.

carl3y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LightsUnderWaterMan

MetricOutlaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy Man

hadaluckyfind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

policeman

Rachelleforlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pepsi maaaaaaan man.

Surveyor21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxietyman

Obandigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Torch is already taken.

Kyo_Wordax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BossMissCallMan

tomcat13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility man

Auto_Text ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility man.

TheUglyBarnacle42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mispeling-man

Pianohombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackmenman

rawautos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy-Man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BillsMan

nickhid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toilet Monster Man

kooarbiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but batman isn't afraid of bats, criminals are... I guess I would be snake man because I'm not unduly afraid of snakes, but other people are

RedditIsOverMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Partyman. People would be so disappointed

Chocolate_Brain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocialMan

pokemonmaster206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

DonkeyHody1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

thecorch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights Man.

Nikatsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cheated-On dude

McCl3lland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maimed Man

Alzheimers Man

Cognitive Degeneration Thing

jmnicholas86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Every-other-driver-man

GameKyuubi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success Man

_SeriousCat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Projectdeadlineman

VinniitheOddfather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ScorpionMan

EmceeGrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

WhiteGirlCrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting my arm stuck in a car window man!

conrob95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WomanMan

Andalyn7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Airplane Man

RWJAMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uhhh Spider-Man

stiffybig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a readily available supply of sluts man.

tamhenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gettingknockedoffmybikeonthewaytowork-man

FrostTide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman or Abandonmentman

boipinoi604 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

public-speaking-man

Techopath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meaningless-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moths Flying Into My Face Man

photonicphacet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Committee Man!

Lorenzo_Gomez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pooping-in-public-bathrooms-man.

squashmeimabug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

whyhellotherejim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fishman

AVeryLargeCrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

anp1721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snekman

Spacepirateroberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cliff man

jtdusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal Rape Man

defiantcross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

to be clear, Batman chose that name also because he felt the criminals would in turn be scared of bats. it's not like if he was scared of speaking in public he would become forensicsman.

MetalGearSora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  • Death man
  • Abandonment man
  • Uncertainty man
  • Working a shitty 9 - 5 for the rest of my life just to get by man

Any of these as well as I'm sure a dozen or so more.

LegitimateStrobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Milk Man

Anarroia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Freefalling Man

Laammp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LivingOnTheStreetMan

mxaguilar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When my wife drives - man

42ndtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man Manman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure - Failureman

Son_Of_The_Empire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mymotherman

dirty-bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BlackMan

Zaynthh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IFailedToSaveMyCityandHumanityAtLargeMan

The_Scarlet_Rose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LonelyGirl

heavyhorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gay man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark-man.

Alternatively,

Panic Attack-man.

idosillythings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Red Wasp

RancidLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trapping My Dick In My Jeans Even Though It's Only Happened, Like, Once And I Was Only Five But Still I Just Have A Bad Feeling About These Jeans, The Zipper Is Really Thick, If I Get It Trapped I Don't Know If I Can Get It Back, This Could Be My Life, A Life Of My Dick In My Zipper, Shredded Foreskin Flapping Folornly In The Wind Man.

I don't have many villains. They avoid me.

pancake_ice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bear Woman

unsureblankets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balooongirl

PM_ME_ASIAN_GIRL_PIC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackmenman

ezrawork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meeting new people man!

Bposey96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The inevitable waste of my existence.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman :)

batonrougeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the Black Man!!!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hugh-man.

TheWhisperedthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Timewoman or BigGlassWindowWoman

nintendoinnuendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Knowing I'm about to die woman

Dirtychorizo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN

UnfunFunSponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailingfromhighupWoman

psycharious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Incredible Failure.

original-flavoured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human Contact man

belhavenbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ScrubbingBrushMan

ManlyBeardface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant Venomous Centipede Man

tim_schaaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BabynumberthreeMan

Crimsonfokr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...spiderman

waternymph77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallgirl

TheNickJones1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark-man raised by dolphins except terrified of sharks regardless of how I dress disguised so no sharks shall fuck with me, plot twist not knowing how to swim and my special abilities are panic and drowning

galedar2687 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Halloween man

Micheal Myers.

okhaibai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SuperFirstThreeWeeksOfRelationship Man

GloriousGoat32123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianman

theunicornsknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ditch girl

eckzhall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man :/

Drezz915 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Air plane crash man!

alligator97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Amazing Roach

Cheesemonkeylord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkmam

Quick1711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Plane going down in ocean"_man

NamBot3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meaningless-life-man

lionzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sink Hole man

Bam-Bamm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon Man

yamateh87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man

DrewbieWanKenobie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

chandlerhayden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

actual-cannibal-shia-lebouf-man?

altodor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hitman

hogger4321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baldman

KingNewbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman

ssizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

drowning man

ILiveWithMyDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman!

pm_me_mean_things ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High Man

imagolddinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anthropomorphic Pig Man.

Lumberjacob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

Paraxom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwaspman

I_gotta_load_on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dadman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never feeling a teenaged breast man.

Bernie530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Batman.....

Cam_oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Oh no, what was that sound, downstairs?" Man

JeremyTheMVP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ostrich Boy

Ptizzl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombie man.

Tylet-the-bold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Ironically, he's my favorite super hero so F to the yeah.

Lombrero1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman ๐Ÿ˜…

razorgoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitterman

winchester469 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am the lone avenger team of one and i kill my victims after breaking their will of life by bringing them into a room full of people who ignore him.

VelociraptorCatapult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Werewolf

Dan3fern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existialism man and lost my mind man

Eatsnow89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unexpectedpregnancyman

Inconspicuously_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interactions Woman!

pineapple-face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloonman

Teksir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RejectionMan

Kyeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Centipede

tamo_gabo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeopleMan

uProllyHaveHerpes2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man.

Toadgod86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkhole man

dk2dk28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mascot Woman

munchonacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human man

suyogkh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

snakeman

HamCheeseMix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aracnoman

Angry_Foamy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

gimmeajob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr Friendzone

HeyThereRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Inevitability of Death and Our Own Meaninglessness in the Grand Scheme of the Universe Woman

SteppeTalus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highway man

cpatel28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

nieburhlung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wife man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

hazmaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling with my hands stuck in my pockets. . .man.

Chris_G_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being-an-adult-man

viciann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownwoman

JFeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-Man

Vexply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Airplane man "it's a bird!" "it's a plane!" "it's..... a plane?"

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

coldillusions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death of a loved one man?

genericanonymity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallgirl

phpdevster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

wolvern76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocketman

iamianyouarenot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloated Fresh Water Fish Man

FebrezeGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman...

AhhhhhaahhhhAH

eturtlemoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton ball boy?

Nskav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Outsideman meaning the opposite.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RoachGirl

Vanvidum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Horror at the Gradual Loss of Opportunities with Age Man.

Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Godman.

the_Medic_91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDsMan

adbgs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homelessman

StarmanSSuper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interaction man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

toro44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

syringe man...

Political_Cuttlefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman. Shit, it's taken already. How about The-possibility-that-my-life-and-existence-in-general-is-meaningless-and-I'll-die-sad-and-alone Man?

TangerineKabob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man

alyoopboop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Germgirl and my nemesis is the evil Dr. Rawchicken

Obsidiannovamist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publiv speaking mam

james9075 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

5heepdawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ergophobian

Der_Arschloch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-Alone-Man

mikenator30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

broniesnstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Random Street Violence Guy.

YodaPopBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WifeMan

Rokey76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman reporting in! I had many options to choose from for super powers, but I didn't pick them as they might not work.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MANManman! /edge

tmk686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enlargedprostateman

PuzzledDingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dirty public toilet seat man...

Effroyablemat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain heights.

Luis707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paralysisman

Or Brain damaged man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought Batman got his name because he faced and overcame his fear of bats?

Knotquite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Credit-score boi

sarahmtf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interaction Woman!

wackwithpoobrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead animals woman

BeefySTi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown-man

Magus3us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman.

DragonKnight196 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman

carnageeleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Quadrapalegic-man

I don't fear death. What I fear is being in a horrible accident where I lose my ability to move or becoming brain damaged in such a way as to where I can't take care of myself.

Ever hear the song One by Metallica? That is what I fear.

AustinYQM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pumpkinman

HoseNeighbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Cave-in MAAAAAAAAAN!

Thistleknot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oceanicus

2BigBottlesOfWater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CrazyBitchAsAWifeMan

HelloKidney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Garbage Disposal Girl

Beastinkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LifeMan

Lamb-and-Lamia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mouseman

TP_GOES_OVER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

having-a-light-switch-at-the-bottom-of-the-stairs-in-a-creepy-as-fuck-basement-MAN

gwalker4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dishwasher Man

Slinkyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"My outfit looked good in my apartment and I'm now in public and I look like a fucking clown"-woman

Danisue7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Balloonwoman?

Dmzm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man.

Scar_of_Xeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

TonyVinton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The cockroach.

masonclark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ALONEMAN

Whisker_dan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

Zentopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Societyman!

It sounds like I'm advertising what I fight for, but really, I'm terrified of society and all social-related anythings.

JohnGillnitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancer Man! Yeah...not funny.

dazmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really high man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death by shitty religious roleplayers... man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RELATIONSHIPMAN

Naznarreb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alzheimer's Man

mwvd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Breakup-Man

9Jarvis8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UnknownMan.

Azzazzyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Man

Catctus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Sad Lad. You can't make me cry if I'm already crying for my own reasons!

scotscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman!

illmastabumptwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

BrainShoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Analman

poserdavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

GalacticJelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mosquito Man

IrishLaaaaaaaaad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suffocating Man. Sounds kinda evil actually

IsaacaasI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possuman

Voxel__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ingesting semen man

cutiebug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyselfMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

coldeggdropsoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prematureejaculationman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scorpion man. Wtf dude. I dont wanna think about that at all.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not-heights-just-falling-from-ladders man

Fvckyourdreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My own thoughts-Man

Usbqis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A little late to the party, but Mooseman

whatayob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GirlsMyAgeMan

DisBytes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureGirl

Agent641 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Razorman!

totally-normal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think anyone will see this but - Roach Woman

taylorcurtis_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

captain commitment

Septirath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness Guy

thisistheendchumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingalone-man

Boston__Massacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Petrified of spiders, Spider-Man.

Greenthumbgourmet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman

PassiveAgressiveFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-alone-man

Sudboyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman-man

Old_Homeless_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Needler

Sapiophile23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not a fear exactly, but...

Earwig Extraordinaire

alifmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pianoman

YoMammaSoThin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Car opens a door while you are biking and you fly over it man

amnana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cow-woman

El_Barto_227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ok; I gotta ask. What scares you ahout cows?

amnana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, when I was 3 my father put me in a pen in our little farm with our cow Bruce. Silly younger me wanted to pet Bruce, so I reached forward to touch her nose. She didn't like that, she started "chasing" me (my memory clearly states that I was running from my life as Bruce sprinted towards me, but dad and his video of the events shows the cow grunting a little bit and me screaming), I ran away as fast as I could and now whenever I go near them I have flashbacks of Bruce trying to kill me.

They're scary things those cows.

El_Barto_227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah; that makes a lot of sense. I was raised on a dairy farm; even had a cow named Ruby that I raised from a calf; and she was really sweet. Loved apples.

So it's interesting to see the opposite perspective.

ivaaarrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rocket Man

alextillman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man!

princess_programmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dropMyPhoneInTheToiletWoman

EternalRocksBeneath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Submarine Girl?

That sounds like an indie movie.

sipes216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

crazy blonde women man!

thedjenoch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

futureman

cathaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manman

Old_Homeless_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Super Kidney Stone

KnightInRustyArmour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SmallRoomsMan

SamuraiAlba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeathMan.

NaCl-more ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ManMan

Astrogurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futurewoman

tangalaporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small penis man! Helping average Joe's feel good about themselves one penis at a time.

mykkpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireworkman

WulfSpyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointment Man!

Schaef93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living life alone without a loving partnerman

happyhippyhigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman

baked_thoughts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have no fear, Unplannedpregnancyman is here!

jriha77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diabetes man

The4thRabbitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imminent risk of mortality-man

SmitOfIceNation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Toshiba1point0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ginger man

EduBA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman.

KateMadeAce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit Girl

Astrogurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cold-and-can't-get-warm-again-woman

sillylittlewilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitterman

tiawia7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

Barappas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rejectionman

wbgwbg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingwithregretsman

ImALittleCrackpot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tick Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake man

beeyonca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Papercut-Eyeball Woman.

Vectaurman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

KingSteven11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women-man.

classypaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Running up dark basement stairs Man

Ejunco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Billman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman.

ROFLPIZZA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman.

ButchCassidy121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResponsibilityMan

WorldsGreatestPoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

rinkima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Person-man

thunder_by_blunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EarlyMorning-Man

TenFlamingKittens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walking Anathema

Astrogurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

insects-with-more-than-8-legs-woman

tieberion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

MarginallyCorrect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowdwoman!

SoberKid420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black Man

No, I'm not racist. I'm afraid of the color black.

jukeboxvillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yellowjacket-man

AlmightyApkallu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bluecollarjobforever-man

Supertech46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman!

teaching-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Divorceman

Empyrking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

to all the guys of reddit. that's-a-big-ffin-wasp-man

smakyta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Driving-Along-Really-High-Cliffs-Man

delta_tau_chi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

Digitalmonster7068 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman lmao

who-bah-stank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Teenagers-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

ThesaurusRex84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman.

El_Barto_227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needlesman!

Don't try to hug me.

Neyt8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parasite-man

Sounds like a terrifying super hero...

reaperoftoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear of the baby being mine man.

Lexiconi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SUDDEN DEATH

dgeorge93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying Alone Man

Alan7467 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Awkward Boner-Man

CodeFoxStudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

500ping man, he will save you when csgo will actually let him do stuff...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wrongful-Arrest-Man

Sno_Wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MyFatherMan

GoodGuyGrey7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sterile-man

Mini___ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mushroom Boy

frodounchained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life man

DredgeSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Electric Loner. I'm scared of being electrocuted and dying alone.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Undocumented-Code-Man

Flippytootsaloot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Society-man

sfitzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ThrowUpMan

AtheosWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a kid I was afraid of cows so Cowboy. These days it could be Rentman or just Man.

DogfoodEnforcer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

I'm fine with that.

BretOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Florida-Man.

n3crof3ar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

rapeman

PimpDaddyBleezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

TimeViolation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DepressionMan

yuwannano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Tape Measure Master

Accidentsmakeppl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Criminally insane man/ insane asylum man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Judge "Dread"

angeldust69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Girl

ivanbeacco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ohnoimcomingman.

B0nR_fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Notknowingeverythingthereistoknowabouteverythingboy. Even in my fantasies I still can never be a man

zer0t3ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Momma's boy

sun_slinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drop-toilet woman

z3r0sand0n3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Athazagoraphobia... man?

bodez95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whale-man ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ‹

boba-fett-life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Strung-out parent man.

ih8umum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Robbery Man

Fergylax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poorman

Angryt0ast666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

June bug man!

kunasaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thw seismic toss, I don't do heights

AGaryGazAppeared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heavy Anxiety About my Future Man

dontstay-comfortable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My friend's would be Vaginawoman

WiscoMitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever alone man.

psu256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Since I bought a house five years ago, I have developed an annoying fear of water in my basement every time it rains (even though it maybe happens once or twice a year.)

So, I guess, Rain-Woman... (It would have been funnier if I was a guy...)

turnupthemusic4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pennywisegirl.

laabhsher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man!

thefuzzybunny1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Silenthousewoman

galaxyprinxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coyoteman (Or nocturnal-animals man)

Wikidead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Comit-man

leadstriker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spoopyman

unih3ro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Straydog-man

HappyDaysInYourFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Minorities-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adolf Hitler

GreenViking420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing.

futureformerteacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights-man.

Also, Dead-End-Job-Man.

Rob9942 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Restroom Man

Descend275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeverFindingTrueHappiness Man

powershirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

PaulMViga1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Household Spider-Man

RivenAndRent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suicide Queen

sonicdehedge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp Man

PM_ME_Dat_bOOty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Schorr_Thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Female-man

BattyVictoria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark lady

slingblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pepsi Man

Nah_Im_good_thanks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectile disfunction man

DeathIsAnArt36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The cricketeer

Noxumos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Torture-Man

mtthwmerritt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vagina-man

MUFFINCSGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeafman

apopkatcs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

vaginaman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Loner

wabbit1059 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kicked in the ballsman

e_la_bron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

"Where's Rachel!? Please keep her away from me!"

SleepySpiderWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton Ball Man

SgtOceanus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burnman

RobSwift127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

afroChan42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unplanned pregnancy man

USS_Saratoga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman

bamfyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Acula man

BroJobs88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erictile disfunction man

joethebeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Opening-up-emotionally-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

dosha_kenkan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unknowable Man.

Its short for Deep-And-Unknowable-Uncertainties-That-Linger-In-the-Dark-Corners-Of-the-Void-of-Space,-the-Deep,-And-Our-Own-Minds Man

Manice08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Im paranoid ma-..... god *runs off" ~Robin Williams

Jpkillah1016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alabama Man

koaeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LonlinessMan?

carcrazer9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man-equin

elrangarino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broke-girl!

MoeTheGoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FDR says I'm Fearman.

staticv0id ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THE FAILMAN

LeeSleepingMod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HerniaWhileLifting-man

thatwaffleskid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becoming-my-father-man

Prometheus1776 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Married Man

iIK0D3RIi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elephant seal man

NakedTurtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man

Eroe777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Telling-my-wife-i-lost-my-job Man

xxLivingDead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cripplingcreditcarddebtwoman

griffing320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman..

CynicXoutcast27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman. Fuck horses

Facemelter66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-Man

rimasavas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Friendzoneman

BAMFndPI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BigAssMan the Kardashian show is a horror movie for me guess that could also make me, MightHaveALifeMan

garykanary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

afraid of big asses?

Lord_Ka1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman

AlienMutantRobotDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Destitution and his side-kick Die Alone Kid

WhaleF00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing existential dread that nothing we do matters in the grand scheme of things-man

NebulaWalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely Shark Man

larpppppppp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety-man

Vannabelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Weiner Girl

It's not what it sounds like, I'm just really freaked out by weiner dogs.

Xethaios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman. I'll terrorize my enemies with super high heights and a very real threat of being dropped with no hope of survival. Kind of have to be a villain, though.

Failureman, I'll make then question whether or not their life is even worth living

KingBooRadley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxman. Oh my God, I've become the thing I hate the most. Am I a super villain?

Willdrumming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontationman

t3hPoundcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snapping Turtle Man.

tj1602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horrible Decapitation Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The green flesh melting venom hornet.

ToTheMoonReginold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

NoPainNoShane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Man

crosser_of_bridges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thesis proposal deadline man

TheLegendofCatFucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Jihad Lad

Wajina_Sloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything-Man

Veritech-1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Gatornator.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blood-in-my-stoolman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shit, I'm not the only one.

fuzzycuffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureguy

ShatterShot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WorkAnxietyMan. ๐Ÿ˜ž

ccarlson8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pack of feral dogs man

AlphaLizard101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

lonewolfncub3k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

heights-man or elevation-man or afraid-of-glass-bridges-man...

nevergofullrword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

flame-man

Steph3nDedalus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hallucinogenics-man

kinokomushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mathsman

Just kidding, I actually like maths.

Burritoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach girl! Gross.

nagmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afraid of Heights Man... If it's higher than six feet call Superman

AmpDaGawd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going-to-jail-man...

Coxy_16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

madeofstarlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crustacean Woman

Jenneva86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneWo-man

FrickenMcNuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lost my keys man

soyacan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paralysisman, Blindman, or Deafman

d_helix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Angry Wife Man

resultsmayvary0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede Man. Nothing should have that many fucking legs!

SlipperyDishpit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDman

yoloruinslives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Mantis. because i hate the fucking praying mantis.

jonnywarpspeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning-Man

aboyrobert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking-Man

God I hate my job

Lynx436 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Man

danibobanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's me! Buppity Baaah! Dead Bird Girl!

finneganishome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worm-man? Wtf. That sounds horrible

HERMANNATOR85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NOTHING-MAN. Maรญs, I ain't skurd-a-nuttin, maรญs

wanderer-co ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Centipede

louicifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

slugman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mom-man? Wait, Dad-man? Wait, older sister-man? Wait.. got it.. highschool diploma man..

sphinxster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rat girl

cgallo22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

stevvoo911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure man

thisguyisnotokay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

failure man!

Oranjello16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

grouse man

ThisLookInfectedToYa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Analrape man

infinitelywallace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loose Dog Not On A Leash Man

aaronnason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Failure.

borhoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

I have a pretty serious anxiety disorder.

spekkke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RelapseBoy

Getting Old Man

Harmageddon87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walking-out-of-the-public-bathroom-after-just-peeing-when-someone-enters-but-the-bathroom-stinks-from-the-last-person's-massive-foul-shit-and-now-it-looks-like-I-did-it-man.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pfffffft that's a badge of honor. You accept it by saying, multiple times and in a very annoying, in-your-face way: "Ho boy, I would not go in there. That place reeks!"

absolutedesignz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dyingpainfullyman

jackblewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

COMMITMENT-MAN! jk I'm married.

Nisas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thinking About my Past Man

Kairi3487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp girl

somanynamesareused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insect Man

_butreallydoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

UnconsciousMan!

2hoodrich4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing man

randumnumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

twelvegaugepreacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Disappointment Man

chiefk240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman! Ah fuck

drsmelliotreid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stingraywoman

TheBluBalloon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

zatpath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr Edgy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting touched while I have headphones on at my desk-man

punkrockdanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely-man

ImSuchaHugeFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman.

instanorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SWASS-MAN

fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.......Spider-Man...

FecklessFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unplannedpregnancyman

Philoctetes69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Man

surly4sure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake Man

drkn8t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL I have no superhero name.

facebawls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spooderman

Ishaan863 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility Man, to the rescue.

photoswithjason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We all hate you man

HeWhoShantBeNamed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fishguy

h0neyfr0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone forever man!!

fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

ManOfManyFeathers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ANGERMAN...? Actually really tho I am afraid of letting me anger get the best of me.

fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diarrheaman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rabiesman

KidAtmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unexpected Pregnancy Man...hmm that'd be a interesting one

CamDMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not living up to my potential man

fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman-man

poopsiegirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothchick.

DontNeedReason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying-Alone Man has come to save the day.

socialpronk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tsunami

blueiron0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WifeMan

Meatcup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wifeman

tenurepepper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-man

foxyfaerie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Baby woman

jbarber2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hamsterian... Laugh.. Everyone does. But hamsters are terrifying beasts from beyond

biglineman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insecurity Man!

ElsaDont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lawnmower-woman. Doesn't have much of a ring to it

Betruul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Deep. Like its less explored than space, we REALLY dont know if there's chtulu or what. If i cant see the bottom, i dont want to swim.

oceansjb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan!

DiddlyDiddler805 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wonder-woman: the fear of stupidity and lack of common sense in society (and myself)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

BlueDotVapors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Airplaneman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloody Stool Man

Bass_Monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gravity Man.

twinfyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cicadaman.

I guess I'd be really ugly and creepy looking while also really annoying?

So basically nothing changes.

nayan742 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachniwoman.

I wanted to focus more on my irrational fear of swimming pool drains, but I'm lost as far as cool superhero names go for that one, so spiders it is.... (well, at least I tried to make it more original! xD)

legohoarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

E.D. man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. I thought that Satan was going to possess me as a child. Fuck. :/

Wikkiwikki420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClintonMan

Lan_Del ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gettingwalkedinon-man

Ned_Gutters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

tjk33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman. Such an underoo name.

gravitybackflip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown man or joker

Furrybubbl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried-Alive Man

deirob12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Doggirl...but SN, why name Oracle Batgirl?

bwarn29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialman

TheSupportGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman.

youthetom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady's man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social events that require talking man

Eman9871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Man

2016TrumpMAGA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I am one of millions of Herpes Men.

EDIT: No, I don't have Herpes, I fear getting it.

Lethalegion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, Im afraid of Spiders, so Im Spiderman. My last name is also Parker...

Skullferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RapeMan (I'm a male and it still scares the shit out of me)

digitalchicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

notLOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm afraid of women. So fear of tits is batman's sidekick.

Robin.

OuttaSightVegemite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Faces-Staring-In-The-Window-At-Night Man. Or person, since I'm not a man.

Or Werewolf Person.

Or Clown Person.

When I put it like this, it looks like I'm scared of a lot of things.

thomasxxiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies man

elgamonal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drownman

murdurturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
syfus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

highman...

coolasafool462 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VoluntarilyJumpingOffaClifftoMyDeathMan

coolasafool462 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

did you just assume my gender?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drivingman

existephobia7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

loneliness man

zehamberglar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloodman.

JakScott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LifeMan

invisibledragonfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything Girl. Damn GAD.

Silverriolu295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Buckcheeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Statueman

nobruc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PregnancyMan

sugabelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelygirl

Festival_Vestibule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

_Siro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachnid-boy

GifftedIdeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SHIT IM PROBABLY TOO LATE BUT

Seaman

Hehe

JAZEYEN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Anxiety Man.

reVTimmah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me-Man

turtlestwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pedophile man

M33kmills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OkramAn

SetMeOnFirePlease666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Becomingawidowwoman

killalltheroaches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HuMan

Mathman, also known as an accountant

jayleavitt91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp man

i_love_grangrans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BlackMan-Man

stillphat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chronic depression-man.

Either that or

party starter-man. Party hearty everyone!

Jimmith78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachnidman!

mort_goldman68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being turned into a robot against my will....man

mudasworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GettingCaughtJerkingOffMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Duke Nukem

hezod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClownFace.

supremecrafters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bridgeman!

TimmyisHodor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-Man Man

djchef410 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman

saltedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

life-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

b1tch3s4br3akfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hemorrhoidman or everytimeIShitMyAnusBleedMan or Shittingman Tell me if I'm the only one having this problem

TimmyisHodor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unable to provide for family man

Carlosrehu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

Chilli_Axe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

social_interaction_man

mkisin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jumpman

SomeObscureNerdCrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going-Out-To-The-Garage-At-Night-Woman

cheesekony2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dino woman ๐ŸŠ

arreisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beewoman. Oh God why do bees have to fly in my face and buzz aggressively

megazaprat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dog-Man

iryuskii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

emperorthundercock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingalone man!

JustFapping2470 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Orcaboy!

JakScott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Superman. Because the rent is due.

pantsoncrooked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SlamYourDickInACarDoorMan

salamanca2792 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

Throwaway02122016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bedbug man

G0ATLY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tortureman

doctorpotterhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loneliness-lady

baldsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bug man

The_Sundevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

Hillary_For_Prison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderSnakeClownMan

Wedley131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Small-Talk Man

NSXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being left by loved ones man.

saala_alaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fratman

OJimmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Person

donutmcownage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitmentman.

Ruedigsta1522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cops aren't superheroes

CrackerDown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talkingtopeople-man

CelestialNipple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

vein-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentWoman.

Nosiege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

Ajigar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man...wait that sounds familiar

QuantumKiller4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unknown-man

Raaide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia Woman

dashtucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That-thing-that-touched- my-foot-while-swimming man

LifeIsBadMagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public-Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heat Death

OMGaneshOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The amazing AneurysmBoy

brittany9080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social anxiety lady

oczzerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

body dismorphia-man

fazzaa06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

candyman337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lightning man or the dark man the second one sounds like a porn name

Mxcripple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippled in a horrible car or motorcycle wreck-Man

rusty_mancouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Being Broken into While Taking a Shit

Happyface89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Avalanche Woman

mewzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RatWoman.

anon_gotham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Acro-man

explodinghat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothdude

kinith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Jungian_Archetype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

StudentLoanMan

minibini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokewoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not-achieving-my-dreams-man

itskchere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman!

the_supersalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

ragu_baba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brown marker poop man doesn't have the same ring to it.

FoodOnion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll Never Be Truly Happy Woman

yamsyams123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone man!

wowowilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being left alone with my thoughts-man

ClockPuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

EscalatorMan

Noctroglyph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ShrinkageMan

50R14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paying credit card bills that I should have taken care of in my early 20s-Man

balthazarar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Godman.

idahorochs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President Trump Man

MaviePhresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life man

nobrayn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Human Failure

hhgoldaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being an Adultman

shadow1515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student Loanman. I...dress up as endless payments to strike fear into the hearts of millenial criminals?

reartriangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hemorrhoid man

rvncto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman, heightsman, commitmentman, blackpeopleman

warwolf940 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Depression Man, able to shuffle into bed with multiple small steps.

Deathperil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because I am girlman

RomanticPanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hey Deathman sounds pretty cool

Banned_Aide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fear not, citizen. Captain Alzheimer is here to...um...where am I?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly Man

Dj_HuffnPuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle-Man

JbeelHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trumpman

TanzenDeSocke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aneurysmman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflygirl. :(

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontation-Man

vjzq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkandshowerdrainman

Darth-vadah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrainAneurysmMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mortality-Woman

Ohthatotherguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleman

demproteinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabman.

Completely irrational. No idea why I'm scared of crabs.

NappySmurf86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being Alone-Man

Mund3rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heart-disease man

DeadOnToilet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing-Man!

Or maybe Social Situation Man!

Automaticshop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman.

TheonGreyboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Dread-Man

SmileyVV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkmirrorman.

One of the only things I've always been afraid of is being in a room with mirrors with the lights off.

Telnets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man... wait...

InfieldTriple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Knifeman

Sisters ex boyfriend taunted me with our biggest knife by running it along his neck (To prove how dull it was). I repressed this memory until 4 years later when I was 16.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bees And Other Flying Insects That May Or May Not Be Dangerous Man

Rg1550 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man : /

FoxIslander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Clown

beartracks33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would be Major Indecision.

machingunwhhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm-mentally-challenged-and-don't-even-know-man

Karieann- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection gal

Karnevale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

parasiteman

worldsbestnoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pinecone Man.

crystallrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspgal

aleagueofmyown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thundergirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Coldpizzapopman

son0fstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homelessman

frostyfries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman

TheGlennWithTheN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Phonecall-Man

MakeMyDave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

kiddiesman sounds bad. So I'll go with mysondiedman.

Jessman8S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student Loans Man

CactusOnFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying aloneman

Damien276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cum-early man!

IForgotMyOldLoggInfo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bees are dying at an alarming rate man

ndhernandez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

liquidose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seizureman

CapaKehtoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GPAgirl.

Unblestdrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Helplessman

nkei0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling ailment that puts me in a wheel chair and someone else has to wipe my ass man.

J29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely-man

titillatedocelot117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TrumpPresident Man

SethAndBeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goose Guy

RobTheProspect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ErectileDysfunctionMan.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Carsman. Or maybe more so the idiots who drive cars-man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

More kids man

Karieann- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abuse gal

Gamer42j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CentipedeMan

spankyham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turbulence-man

spamtardeggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seemingly out of nowhere someone is standing there, man.

Teaologist93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having a stroke in my sleep man!

superfly2hi2die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High man. Because of my "fear of heights"

Skyway2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacyman

muchel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilityman

KrimzonK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height man

PM_a_llama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Free falling freezer burn

BillTheSenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

Cdnteacher92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomit girl!

leo615 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dickman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

decapitated girl

chronicoverdose001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PickleMan

urhighschoolreunion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate crowded places. CrowdedPlaceMan?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakemanchild

shaebae98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

maybe_bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nomorebeerman

connorbagogals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

Jacobbordeaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

frenchy559 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman

bladeforce55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Barnacle-Man. I Might Be Giant but im still terrified.

Arkangeloftheocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interactionman?

HeshMan96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Syndrome would be Superman

goatonaroof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

chandelier chapeau

OceanSlim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach man!

mydadsnameisdavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spider.....man, shit

otkso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DAY MAN!

santacruisin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toiletsnakeman

Immobulus17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

wifeman!

CrimsonEmber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking-to-her-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ladderman

Theonewhocantfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mirrorman

f0ZZY_L0RD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scat-Man

cougarknight18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman with his trusty sidekick Sexual Assult Lad

ajremai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappoint-man

TLanon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Momman

drumultima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, but I think it's taken

grantharshammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-dark-thoughts-of-anxiety-and-real-self-hatred-that-take-my-mind-when-I'm-alone-man

Forbidden_Donut503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman.

freckleface2113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chicken girl.

Or maybe "The Chick"

Waynok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scat Man

ButtGardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AidsMan

Tired_of_cell_lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

bsh008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shy bladder man lol

xNotChuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WomanMan

paulthenarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Women-Man!

FlacidDonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectile Dysfunction Man

BreaksLikeWind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hot Dog Water-Man.

petestrumental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Prison rape man

I think you all don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

aeverro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unemployment Girl

DickIomat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnant-girlfriendman

cribking44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Movie theater man

nicknation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shart Man

TheEfex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearitselfman

Mad3yez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ebolaman

iPoPobeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The joker

diovehtotni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deadlineman

jazzinyourfacepsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand that Batman didn't get his name from having the fear of bats but from overcoming his fear of bats so this thread is essentially useless-man

Whoomphereitis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Astraman! Derived from Astraphobia; the great fear of thunder and lightning. Your tastey sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astraphobia

SesameStreetFever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grievous Bodily Injury-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharp or Pointy things-Man

Jaymichael1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

1dontwanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-Concept-of-Nothing-Man

Llama_fo_yo_mama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm surprised no one has said it.... Commitment man

sidhantsv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failman

FisnikBX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Working-Man

1maxwellian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

Elhiar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Going through life alone and not leaving any imprint on the world...-man

SavageSvage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman..

NevaGonnaCatchMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policemenman

MrOwlsAgreedyBird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People-man

arcticanomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm spiderman. Cool.

doni_chrissi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worm girl

introversed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futureman

AbstractMolecule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overflowing Toilet Woman.

Samslamshabam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillaryman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anal probe man

Dr_Edge_ATX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ostrich-Man

MartyMartz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spontaneous Aneurysm-Man

tgrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human.

desmondhasabarrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

peopleman

Kylerj96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy Man

thoughtquery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gayman

hyde04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are cops blackman?

Shadopivot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ocean man~โ™ช

Cleverusernamelater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-boy! I'll never be good enough to be Failure-man.

frrll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneinacolddarkroomwithnoonetocomfortmeman

Wknight89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goingtodiealoneandwithoutaccomplishinganything man.

Rogosh555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STD-Man

ihaveyoursox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment apache helicopter (i dont know if im comfortable enough to be called a person for so long)

Kahye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman.

onasoftride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

InvidiousSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looking back in thirty years and realizing I have made a tragic and utterly final mistake man to the rescue.

McFlyyouBojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human/animal feces and vomit man

Gingerchaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Senor sobriety

punkrawkstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually Doing What Your Degree Was for Man

hakc55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom's gonna leave me man

foreveronempty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Girl

foreveronempty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone Girl

shadslayr17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit im spiderman

-Sorcery- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely boy

ProfHatecraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man. ... ... Naw I'm kidding I love my wife. Relapse-man. For real.

thebrassnuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cricket Man.

I had a bad experience when I was a child feeding a live cricket that I had caught outside to my lizard. It was in my hand and I swear to god it fucking bit me. I threw it into my sisters room and fucking ran back outside. Told my parents the lizard really loved it.

That cricket made it to my room and haunted me for months. I ended up spraying some aerosol deodorant into the hole he was hiding in that I couldn't reach inside to kill it. Seemed to do the trick.

kawaii_song ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spaceman

Zidane3838 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needles Heights Ocean Spider-Man. Or NHOS-Man for short.

hakc55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment-man

DukeRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead Bird Man

poopdoula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dadman

Recipher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

ajago12598 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Girl

PepelePeaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol I thought the same thing. I'm commitment man!

axtonbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Unknown-Man

Pablo_Freshcobar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rape-Man

TheCrakp0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Disappointmentman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Loneliness Man,

Loneliness Man,

Does whatever a normal person can!

But he's alone, big surprise,

Sits in a corner and cries!

Look out! Here comes Loneliness Man!

Coffee_Grains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm the eyeholeman

Philux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cave-man

GnatMaster7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

vaticidalprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevatorman

bingem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

Stekkmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontation Man, to the rescue!

On second thought, maybe it's best I don't.

Auto_Traitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever man

Salamanca22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman.... Oh :c

awesomedan24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

40 years in a cubicle man

bargman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Planecrashman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleman

ChickyNuggies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alligatorman

MegaMel_Muncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PregnancyMan

raegunXD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earthquake Girl

AFistFulOfRupees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

Scochran08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fangy clownman

Drysthawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfishman... Seriously they scare the hell out of me. I mean it's that or sharkman.

BattlescarredAnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

blindman

ConditionOfMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

sername_taken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TeethFallingOutMan

Cosmonautii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Debt Collector mwahahahaha

AweBeyCon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TinyEnclosedSpacesMan

bdeck312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How many Clownman's are there going to be? Cause that'd be me

RedRedWhiine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Relationshipwoman

MetroA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachman

Leythra8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Confrontationist

Gamzy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnant X-Man

KoldProduct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan!

QuestionNark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PublicSpeakingman

glerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking-man

ChickyNuggies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catdog and Dogcat

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AP-Capstone-Man

Purretzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady-bug

forwardwander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deepoceanman

NotAddictedToMeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety-Man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intamacino Man

talkintechx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying Roachman

lady_winchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spidergirl or Clown Woman

certainshadeof_green ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rebar Girl

  • or -

Wind Turbine Woman

CubingVainGlory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Schoolman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WHALE WOMAN

beefyxfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alone-man

PMmeyourlabiaplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talks-in-sleep man

fucherididtwice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-man

Defkon_one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BrokeMan

siclox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flightman

Questtodream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying CockRoach Man

crystaljae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

justinspiritcook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman .-.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ex-wife man

rabidfaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman or Heightman..

gnarkillsucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gaythoughtsman

Chaike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

House Centipede-Man

musyio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachman

Shootsandborts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ketchup girl

Vincentma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

hammyprice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowdedplacewithnobathroom-woman

alittlederp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything Man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tetraplegiaman.

godzillalikespie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm-secretly-mentally-challenged-and-that's-why-everybody-is-so-nice-to-me-and-everybody-has-been-too-nice-to-tell-me-that-I'm-retarded-man.

deadgloves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman or Tryingman

HulkMuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broken Condom Man

Beefcakes13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Family Guy

Novaa23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Using that logic means my name is spiderman

Atotallyrandomname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

ChocoKrispy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Boner Man

WhileHigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Rape

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman.

cathmore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Stewartw642 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

hahahaimsolonelyhahhaha

TheRealWillFM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sodomy man

Jengazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

CyborgMustard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon woman

Iapff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingInASocialSituationMan

PatsyCrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp Girl.

Awefulsome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman

teadorable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitgirl

Angsty_Potatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach girl??

raymondspogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman

dugFreshness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being my dad to my kids man.

ohmaxwellllllll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

ScottyXP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakeman

Ka-Shem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman.... birdman...

PEGASUSMAN!!

danrman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Child Support Man

VectorLightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Void.

When I was a kid I was more obsessed with space than the Space Core. Right about up until the point when I realized that no air is a lot more complicated a problem than needing a helmet.

missuhree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman

CruzHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FatChickMan

GOPJ1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paranormal Flee Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightswoman...? Failurewoman?? Uhh

KittyMulcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mild aversion to heights man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SLUGMAN COMING TO SAVE THE DAY... Tomorrow

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Climate Change Future Man

WhatsUpFishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manbat

notpetelambert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Being an adult man

Daniels4197 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AssClown (it's a 2fer)

cocoapuff1721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

pan_de_leche_flan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lonelinessman

Equinoqs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Lonesome Death

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Used to be clown man. Now, it's prison rape man.

Nazagorath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

Zheusey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hardwork-man. At least according to my Mother-in-law.

alexswoboda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Changeman

doubleoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never amount to anything man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pregnancy Man

FapLeft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump Presidency Man

mmmmChocolate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THE AMAZING GettingIsolatedFromAllHisLovedOnesOrBeingPubliclyHatedForAMisstakeMadeWhenDrunkOrSomethingMAN!

WaveDr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also batman

mister-grayson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkwater

pooponagoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look-and-there's-a-face-in-your-window-Man.

guitartechie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

-/u/rjc12

Gfsfl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BigdickrickMan

Redhotlipstik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pigeon Person

Dr-GJS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

missing out on life - man

lpsloth11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

JailMan

natman2939 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SpiderMan Heart attack man

Ghost man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Zombi-sexual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump presidency man

CaptainNapalm22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Toilet Demon

shawrizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swimming pools at night Woman

drew1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am toilet man. Shit is is everywhere.

Macaface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Followed the wrong guy, thought he was my dad got lost at Disney world when I was 9 man.

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catching Me Masturbate Man

DRGTugBoat3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

RippyMcBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman.

Grizz1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Scorpion

fearofsheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sheepman, I suppose..

HereGoesZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh.. Cagewoman.

SubtleMockery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Grey.

50calPeephole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Insanity

rolth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aqua... Shit

slap-my-monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Walking Dolphins Man

hogwildest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mundaneman

thearchdill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wife's wrath-man

interstellarprincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bombgirl.

crazybart25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-man

Flint124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ledgeman

LikesBreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anxiety-man.

Yeah, it's kinda a self-perpetuating loop that culminates in crying and hyperventilating until I get back into a safe space. Mental illness sucks, yo.

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing Debt Man

nanogod93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dirtman

Gintoki03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seeman-afraid of the ocean.

Laughablybored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well then, I'm Spider-Man! Fuck Peter Parker!

CoolLikeAFoolinaPool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

Kick_Fish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penis man

theschnauzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Me-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Comodoman

KidWoody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman ๐Ÿ˜–

lemonsquarejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman HAHAHAHAHA

Hurkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STD-man

Refugee043 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is there a bot that will count all the Spidermen here?

crashumbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bob

-AestheticsOfHate- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AloneWithMyThoughts-Man

WanderingPixie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider...Woman? Spider Man? Spider Person?

(Being genderfluid can be a pain in the butt sometimes!)

Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Asian Baby Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

shit-my-pants-in-front-of-my-friends-and-family-man

agonz18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marshmallow-Lady

skeezy_kaneezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Addiction-guy

3meopcpnumberonefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man

NolanHPerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman... That's lame...

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Paycheck to Paycheck Forever Man

DanielJMurillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PoorMan

swampbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Floridaman

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fracking Man

vitaminmandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lizardfailure.

xinfernalx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deepwaterman

LoveAudrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AbandonmentWoman, girl wonder

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im afraid of heights so id be high-man.

Pie_Flavoured_Pie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicspeakingman

lazykoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachcrawlinginyourearman (:

JoseyGunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Shark from Banjo-Kazooie.

ratokeshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TestiularCancerMan

philostepher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Posting a comments only to be made fun of - man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gettingIntoTheMajorMan();

I understand that it's not a big deal if I don't get into the major, I can easily do something else and still get a a nice programming job, but i want to learn those cool concepts from a nice school

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear Fallout Man

Lucien_Yin-Dii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SeaAnemoneBloke.

lvclix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The prison rapist

Bmystic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ghost child man. Superhero or supervillain, take your pick.

Narcolepticstoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdman.

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Space Weapons Man

Britown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scrolling down this post forever man

HEADPOCKET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Giant Asteroid Man

Haastile25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

MoXiMoMmY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MigraineMan and SleepParalysisMan

Marcellusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

ooohKyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Casual chit-chat Man

Digital_Dionysus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crowdsman

IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hostile Alien Man

DietDoctorGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Capitan Commitment!

it1345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Life man

he has the ability to have one

RexUmbra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LonelyMan Alternatively, Fear Of Abandonment Man

manonthemoon14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nuclear war man

FundipTuesday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RejectionMan

negative_positivity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flying cockroach man.

cochleari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

manonthemoon14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AwkwardMan

Ceredirond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-Interactionman.. ie. Anxietyman. lol

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison rape crusader.

s1lverbak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hilary Clinton man

DjinnSei04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Madman...

Love3dance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boyman (heroin)

4everJayWalking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady-boy

WayneCEO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jellyfish-Man

slaying_mantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Captain Social Awkwardness!?...

'hey... ummm could you stop mugging that woman please?'

aww fuck i dont think they heard me... should i say it again but louder?... why are they staring at me like that? Is it my costume? fuck i knew a cape was too much...

wait... does she even want me to be here?

sekter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catastroman!

Chestigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oompa loompa man

Xawjer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

TheyUsedToCallMeJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies-man

GooseJaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling-Fear-Of-Failure-Man! It only got worse once I had kids. No people rely on me to be able to eat....

its_a_j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dementiaman

Miokien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Grandma acting real paranoid walking around the house and creeping up on me at night when I visited once man

MysteriousxStranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Chronic Pain

rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flashman

BraveToaster1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

2002120141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, that's just your opinion, man.

FanaticOfCrota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingHurtAgain Man

smashindashin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitting in public restrooms - man

northwingnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

Mun- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Boy

shushdishwashers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning-man

What_Im_Eating_is ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now how the fuck isn't reddit's official superhero name "Girlman"?

TheWeirdGirl143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonely-girl ๐Ÿ˜‚

TheSuperUserJj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whiteman

Nevx44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

woman-man

Evilzonne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharks-eyeballing-for-food-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Crushing Debt!

PoisAndIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. Indecision Man

cordelia_saunders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

theknowledgethatonedayeveryonewillbedeadforgottonandobsoleteandinthegrandschemeofthingswearereallyjustadropinanenormusborderlineinfinitebucket..... girl.... or darkalleygirl.

Kunal_Jain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ExamMan..

REDfohawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman

HippieBlanket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling Over Person!

Tuckessee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Askingwomenoutman

teh_maxh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President Trump girl.

chops007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lipzitman.

ShadowCow127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isolation Man. My teleportation powers only work if I'll be the only person in the room or area I'm teleporting to.

ClooneywasabadBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep paralysis-Man.

Hyperzoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Birdman

qarlthemade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get-up-in-the-morning-man

InfiniteHench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman.

ceerue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Failure

irishdevil80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wack-Planet Man

DocHarold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman...

raccoontailmario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

mushroomman

cuntnuggetnoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment Man!!!

UnKamenRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biscuit Can Girl!

Lancerlandshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failurewoman. Yeah, I don't see that one getting a lot of calls for help.

19throwaway82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman!

Knittingpasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lightning girl

zero16lives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'll be OhMyGodTheyreJustBeesWhyAmIScreamingLikeALittleGirl-Man

JaXXEleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reasonably-Sized-Crowds-Man. Doesnt really role off the tougue though.

KidOathkeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection-Man

A-Dog-Has-No-Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

Enwhyare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mother-in-law man

JDiGi7730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Angry Mob of Minorities- Man

napalmlungs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Heights-Man

qwertyboyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PovertyMan

fuqdupd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fapman I learned to embrace it.

metalsatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As I'm sitting on the toilet

Out-of-toilet-paper-Man

Or

ShitStain-Man

tjmtjm1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

theenigma77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peanut Butter Boy. (I'm deathly allergic)

HardGayMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sticking toilet paper in my mouth man.

Babybleu42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Height girl

clugo83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

MrsAries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bridges over water, so I'm going with Bowbabe

fonzmp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shartman.

mg0628 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Narrow-Stairway-Climbing Girl

skayyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worm Man

arrr-chitect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HurlGirl.

Emetophobia - the struggle is real.

speez71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eat Shit Man

Meeeeese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontation man

MLaw2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stubbed-Toe-Man

bachooka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentwoman..?

NarrativeBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Xman

WutTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharknado man

quietfight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Middle Age Man

BabiDollNikki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bridge Girl

Pilinguino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MirrorsInTheDark-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ending-up-like-my-mother woman

Ignisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wormguy

theguyfromacrosstheb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman Burstform

zertech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

pantplot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Old-man

Wertz_McSchmertz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Family man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Intimacy man

Krowtis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloodman

ElGatomon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alimony-man

RaqMountainMama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Woman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman...

RaeTryinghard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman

NilbogTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

hosieryadvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl Man!

burnthecoalptt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AIDs man.

flojo-mojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Squandered All My Opportunities Man

TheBurningBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finishingthingsman

hilarymeggin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Queen Gutters-Draining-Too-Close-To-The-Foundation

dawiz25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Matches Marauder

canadian_air ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Overbearingspouse Man, whose wife never lets him save the public.

"Honey, where is my super suit?"

Captain_Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Loneliness

DerivIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Consequensor

Keykatriz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snail Gal.

ins0mnikat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitgirl.

angel_wings76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

notdyingbefore65 woman

LukeVSGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialanxietyman

ChaosorFate2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman :'/

Mehkiism13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Injection man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman? huh...

Buzzkill1591 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark-Man

IntroSpeccy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark windows man

fistkick18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shipyardman

or

Beingnexttotallbuildingsman

Roku-ro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NoParents-Man. So Batman

Jawsh305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rollercoaster-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swiping-My-Debit-Card-at-Whole-Foods-Man

AntiEmerald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

badgers_can_be_gay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibility-Man

W1NTRY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forever On Acid Man

Legend_Zector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scared of heights...

Highman? Just sounds natural.

republlicnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Man

Mushroompeak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boatman

Wordness2DaTurdness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Finer in the Ass Man!!!!!

joplinfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Passingawayatanearlyagebeforeiachievedmygoalslyinginmyneathbedknowingtheendwillcomesoonandmuwholeexistemceamountedtonothingman

Xdaz1019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eaten-Alive man

Alvyyy89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Police man.

lucifersyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingNakedMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ConfrontationMan

JeanJacketBandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cricket-man

liarandahorsethief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uncle-Gary's-Basement-Man.

Dothackver2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee-eyeMan

I have a very logical fear of bee's that stems from getting stung in the eyeball. ouch does not begin to describe that feeling

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Flyingman

I have the power to fly but am too afraid to use it.

JeanJacketBandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student debt man

INCORPOREALeffect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Ring girl-man

beerisg00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ostrich man

clarkcox3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confined Spaces Man

duhroofisonfia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeathofalovedoneGirl

gravy-whisperer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Homeless

RazgrizS57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman

mooseshoehorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whenyoumissasteponthestairsandyourlifeflashesbeforeyoureyes-man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

serrated_pickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabman

skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shark-Coming-Up-Towards-Your-Feet Man

atissa42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Norway

...The old ride in Epcot left some pretty deep scars on young me.

Radiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Madame Sharkness

ApolloAbove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success-man.

alcoholicdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snake

PtolemyShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Worthless Woman!

BlackSecurity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackpeopleman

reeper432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The fact the no one means anything and we all amount to nothing in the universe's eye man.

SomeJagaloon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slippery Tube Dode...

sicaxav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

butterfly man.. jesus I'd still be scared

euphoneus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing-Student-Debt-Woman

McZerky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornadoman. This will be fun.

QuiteMemey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womenman

Supakwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterfly broad

CallMeBigCedar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

kilkil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Makingthewrongdecisionsinlife-man

FoxtrotTangoSera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Invasion-of-the-body-man

shemagra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

Eternus25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FAILURE MAN

sounds about right

mattloch666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LBOW. Large bodies of water man. Just can't deal.

Bravo_Charlie_Brewer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tornado Man

zishmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowningman, or I suppose rabid-animals-while-camping-man.

badstewie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DentistMan. Sounds about right.

Bunjoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mermaid man

Looking for my barnacle boy :)

drjesus616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifedude ...

Girl_butt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried-alive girl

Only_A_Username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Yellow Jacket

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black man

littlelauralollylegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ClownLady

vesselam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fatman

woox13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dysfunctional_douche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HotWomanman

kavumaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Having my ears cut off during a haircut-man

lowhues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SitsDownAndDoesHisWorkMan

AsianWarrior24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Altitudeman

bullintheheather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

Cael87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan

sonny68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mannequin man

rRiichh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

Evermorre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a queen bee no I like bee vomit... ....queen wasp... I sting you with my butt!!...wait...

BotaBarnabas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

pumpmar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talkingtopeoplewoman

lolo91187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Leaving The House Woman. I'd be the least effective superhero ever. Yay agoraphobia!

Buttbagmcbutts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

youngpilgrim90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The LadiesMan

ezfriedchiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mushrooom maaaan!

dude53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Electric grease man

GemPeridot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachgirl

Ucantalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman!

He will save you from anything, just so long as it's on the ground while it happens! Plagued by his nemeses The Stepstool and Ladder, Heightsman will stop at nothing to keep everyone down to earth.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Fella

facial_montgomery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing Man! Cause I ain't afraid of shit homes

vikramgupta7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman

Bond----JamesBond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thoghtman.

CallMeSnayke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buried-Alive-Man

adamorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heatman definitely not going to go with hotman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beware! For I am....~COCKROACH-MAN~

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frog, lizard, spider; weird tingly feeling that you think may be a bug crawling up your back , man.

Onthedownlowplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People man Human Soialman

PhroznGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-man

PusheenTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man.

DarkLorde117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am emotionsman!

Lonecoldmadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Confrontation Man.

lenut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck.

Spider Man.

I have severe arachnid phobia anything other than granddaddy longlegs and i scream like a prepubescent girl.

Heiditha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Look! Down on that bed, staring up at the ceiling whilst barely blinking. It's...Being-Alone-With-My-Thoughts Man.

miniguy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon man

rosy____cheeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Out of Handsoap Girl

KB17ROY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature Ejaculation man

shmorky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dayman

TheWistfulWanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Arachni-Entymo-Nycto-Apio-Aqua-Acro-Man

Bonjwah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Amazing Stepping-off-of-Roofs-onto-Ladders

Globalhawk123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

STDMan

Grand_Marquis_04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman. The only thing he's fighting is social anxiety.

DArtagnann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man.

Wait a second....

thehenryshow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The liquor store is closed man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

U-man

Amazinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

IrenetheFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Masked Femme

_JustAnAwfulPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

responsibilityman

jdnewmanium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My mom is African American woman. ..never thought I could say that.

Snicklefritz25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RonaldMcDonaldchick

Azuil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman

WrexTremendae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure-to-keep-promises-man?

... I don't really want to commit to it, though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bank Account Balance Man

cupcakegiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm Never Going to Amount to Anything Woman or Cockroach Woman

DerpinNinjaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aracno

Because I'm arachnophobic.

SHRIMP-DADDY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

violinqueenjanie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp Woman. I fucking hate those things. They're fucking Satan incarnate.

ijui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batmanman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

After seeing this question fizzle like 4 times in the last week I'm glad it finally made it. Good job I knew you could do it!

DrPhilistine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pianoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AnsweringTheTelephoneMan

firegod97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man

InappropriatePie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingalone-man

Spregg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman

TheDezoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mapman. Yes I have a fear of maps.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman.

marsgreekgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

deathman.

or noteexistingman.

AnimeLord1016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boredman!

21crepes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earth Smash

...terrified of heights

Darthtommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man of course

Ch1ckenW4ffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingForgottenMan

DopeBergoglio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

runicMechanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistman.

thatpowellgirlalix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sinkhole Woman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GoatmanMan

The_kilt_lifta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WakingUpDuringSurgeryWoman

xatrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman

darklordcthulhu_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitman!

Moerdac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Truck rollover man?

wibblywobblyw0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapegirl?

boopbapbeepbap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's no point in doing anything so I might as well stay in bed man

PrismaticPaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be the Time Man then. I'm not really afraid of time, but I never have enough time to do things that I really want.

So controlling time seems cool, but let's not play with it, that's the best idea.

Pog- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleman

citanaF_Fanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glitter Guy

TheAzrael2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Toilet-man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toilet-man, and you are even public

sandemann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People Man

syrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman.

kentalish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

Tyrann0saurus_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Injectionman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

getting-close-to-people-man

wiggitywakniknak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Penisman

smotstoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wo-Man

Heartbreaker7173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman. Every time I go to rescue someone they die, and I've failed my mission to save them.

SubPrimeMate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancer man!

Thebeartw34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man oh shit

ChuckCraft97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death

Wow, that really makes you think when you put it like that. Become what you fear.

turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gettin' Down To Work Man

rickrollups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You-are-doing-that-too-much-man...

StupidSTUPIDLogin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I-think-there's-reasonable-evidence-to-believe-there-is-a-Creator...Man.

Pootanium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Animatronics Man!

McSmartAlec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Depression Man. I'm on iFunny too much.

idealspark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

buttstuffman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Amnesia the Dark Decent Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentman.

With the power to form a strong emotional relationship with you, only to leave you faster than a speeding bullet.

Babylon4All ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slit Ankles Man

juanmaq8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never get to accomplish anything man

RageA333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman!

thel33tman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkness Man

iceoflife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beingpushedoutofescalatorgirl

karen_h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Housework Woman.

GrayOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

AvatarWaang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneMan!

Akruhl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Car-Crash-Man

sg0287 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroach Girl

Hugo0076 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Erectiledisfunctionman

Painkiller655321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Staring-At-You-Through-The-Window-As-You-SleepMan

phattymcbowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Halitosis man

Reaching2Hard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needle-man

MisterTeapot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanman

datascream11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mypeopleandculturewilldissapear man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did you know that if you get monkey herpes, you die? Yeah, make up a name for that one

Thenhemet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(Open) Wat(er)Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Yellowjacket.

Double-Portion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Solipsism-man

Itwillwashoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

Seriously why did I have to be the internet racist today.TDLR: Reddit let me down.

SharkMan fuck you Steven, fuck you

chrask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman-man

Clarkee420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social situation man!

Titsticular_Cancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Gathering Girl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DeathWoman.

MJ17X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning man

ilovemusic100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VomitWoman (emetophobia, fear of vomit)

Americanaddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rapeman

AlithelJenkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderm- .... shit

giverofnofucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never-living-up-to-my-potential-man.

ayoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireman

AlexRY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exam Man

Ozedunm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social Interactionman

Fitzgerald-Wemberly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stupidcuntboy

TheOwlAndTheFinch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LiterallyEverythingWoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dentistman

Rdog9250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whaleman

nexusSigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently Commitmentman

fifyi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman.

randybutternubs47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone... man

nuggerless_child ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

hehbur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Parrot Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DISHWATER-MAN.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lostmyjobtoamachine-man

RedditMayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevated-Liver-Enzyme-Levels Man

bloodkool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

tingling balls of heights lol

kittymurdersallday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakegirl or the equally terrifying Clown Woman

Suhn-Sol-Jashin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Antman. Yayyy... :(

alwaysforgettingmyun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Froggirl

Dirtykeev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They call me... Dayman

ltdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broke-man

maniczephyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Girl!

OldSp4rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mole rat. Fear of being trapped underground.

Frisbeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rollercoaster-man

Sandisk4gb4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman.

pilouus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Geckoman.

erinonon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

TrackisWhack1285 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AloneBoy

TheKocsis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failureman

AVeryMadFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bear Guy

Tomi000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darknessman. Wait, is this racist?

Dirtydx88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sober Man

RajBandar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Buttonendoftheduvetman &/or his sidekick, Celeryboy.

JFAD1494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

ICANTWAITANYLONGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DVDMainMenuMan

Gostelee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Lady

higuita1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Apesuit man

spider_sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death-Man

Silamesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

18thcen_gentleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diptheria-man!

iknowiamadoormat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Marshmallow woman

Kalaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingMurderedBecauseImTransAndDidntHaveAChoiceAtBirth-girl

cutelyaware ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wonder Woman. People wonder whether I'm a woman.

sselmrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Workman

Akazou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Meteor-man

cassanaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mine is typical, Failureman. But my girlfriend's is great:

Becoming-Like-My-Dad-Woman!

SrslyLovesGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lady earwig

slightlymoldedbread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

zzziiinnnggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blowjoblessman.

glibson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painman

ArthurAlexander24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cotton Ball Boy.

Fancy_my_Talon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Men-man

meaty102789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment Man

DarkAngel401 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown Thing

With all this freaky clown shit going on lately my childhood fear of clowns is starting to make more sense. My old high school was closed cause a clown tried to choke a lady and gave her a threat about my high school. Some kids got chased through the park in the middle of the afternoon

LongSleeveFlannel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catheterman

prisonwallet5009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharklady

gave23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hardworkman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Catheterman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peoplefindingmyredditaccountman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

KuchisakeOnnaman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Serialkilleroutsidemywindowatnightman!

NippleMilk97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Never-Hesitation Guy

Aneuriusm-Man

ironappleseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Inadequacyman.

k13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Politeman

Nevermynde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gayman.

96-62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nobody loving me man.

AbuHax0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clinton-man

Samadams9292 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee/Hornet/Wasp-Man

__007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shitty Father man

JojoScotia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Out-of-control woman. Sounds like a headline opener from 1910.

OmarBessa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Definitely JOBman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maggotgirl

randathrowaway1211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

adulthoodman

SparCrux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

abandonmentman

EmptierHayden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dog Man

RyJM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Black-man

starman28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

USA's-Voting-Options-Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Wasp....oh wait

Herotosucara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forced finger nail removal man!

iam_sk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsibilitygirl

DarthMelonLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonment girl!

SuomiBob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is Reddit, I'm just waiting for 'social anxiety' man.

SkyyBandito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roadkillman!

EEdwardNigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman or Blindnessman.

I...wouldn't be a very good superhero, I think.

jack0rias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Omg I'm Spider-Man ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

OfficialAngeredHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reality Man

kungers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A little lttp but Black Widowman...

tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Universal dude

Quackalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either SocialInteractionWoman or Spiderwoman or butterflywoman. The list goes on. Mothwoman. Heightswoman. Drivinginstrangetownswoman.

tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Timewarp dude

graydog117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The midnight bomber what bombs at midnight man

tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nofunguy

sandman2k11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bleeding to death just fast enough that you have enough time to realize you're dieing but not accept it as you pass in a moment of almost painless shock and terror... Man

Ravgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losswoman maybe? Or misunderstoodwoman.

Mutang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancer-man! That shit better not come back!

JohelKhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man probably!

_012345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

Elliebob96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Call girl... Wait. I hรขte talking on the phone, i mean i HATE IT!

Falkerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Family man

premk2676 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Studyman

IAmTheLime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman

HeroinHouseFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

VeryImportantInterviewMan! or possibly DebtMan!

Robpeck8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman...

mywifeisalesbian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toad-man!!!

bimtom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burning-man

TheWhiteWeeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man

rawdawgass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heights-man

Doclovegood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Absolute Nothingness Person ; or (what is the absence of a universe/Multiverse, and am I really just scared of death and my non existence prior to being.) Person.

Boiled_Potatoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.

MyBrothersExIsAHoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PigeonWoman

Megazone_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The social warrior

Xanthic-Chimera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Comments will be down voted to oblivion man.

daredoedel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Men girl

Edit: cellulite girl is an option too.

burn_motherfucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Snakewoman, kinda like Medusa? Idk, I'd kill myself if there were snakes on my head

DinoFaery666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloon Girl :/

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death man.

pmcartney17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkboy

ThePikafan01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Average man.

DrAgonit3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Conflictman! My weakness is being confronted!

blalkr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman. Great.

XxWHIPPYPOOPYxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HSC Exams-Man!

feanor-01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mr friendzone

fallingheavens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Growing up with commitments man. Ugh too late I've become the beast...

ThongMaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brutally-murdered man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsible Man, that sounds like another responsibility itself.

artsyhitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Big black cockman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roachboy

ohmyfuckingglob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batwoman

vitten23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man

deadmanollie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sharkman

Privateer781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mediocrity Man

Dooshbaguette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Utility Bill Woman

SecretDiaryofFallGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clown man

badAballerina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Zombie woman.

Cemetary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish my fkn kids would go to sleep man

DannyNero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not enough time man

that1one1guy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Talking-to-girls man

MJ2205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladies Man

KeemoWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uncircumcised Dicksman

magicaxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MeaninglessVoidMan

Key6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleswoman.

Mistes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debt-man

small_havoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successwoman - main power is self sabotage. :D

Luisagabadie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

myanaconda23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tattoo woman

FistStronghold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Crisis Man

myanaconda23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biting your lip while eating girl

INBloom58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be a man-spider

_____username____ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

Donnyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alienman

Rupert_Bear007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Huntsman (that ones for all the Australians)

rodneywaywoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead-end job man.

left4candy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, or just Insectman. I'm also afraid of disappointing people, DisappointingMan :(

MrMaxAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oceanman

TheOphidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fall from heights that will hurt but not kill you-man!

mynameisalso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not having friends and never finding any man.

centristtt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine being completely immortal and somebody ties a big stone to your leg and throws you down the Marianta Trench.

You'd sink as fast and deep as the American economy.

I call my self: Obaman

codeyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hairy armpits man

wilfredjt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark man.

Wait...

Skatemacka02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chromehistoryman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Assrape man.

elpacorimtexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Butterflyman...

Sarahjays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kids-woman?

Creative_NotCreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Child-man

wantingerudite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uselessman

Inutileman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Loudcrowdedplacestriggermyanxietyandihavepanicattacksman

usefulidiot000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Earwig Man!

pulkitmaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman

gotMARKed_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

shelovesicecream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment-Girl

wow how catchy is that

MartyFraser98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd imagine a Joker goon or something posting like- "Batman-man"

JaffacakePimpstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmenMan, in willing to give you my all for as long as you'll have me criminals. Il just get needy until they just turn themselves in

lefthalfbeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm terrified of the ocean so I am seaman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heroinman. That's some scary shit

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The-infinite-depths-of-the-universe man!

brycdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Communistman

TheBrayCommunity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ghostman

MrLouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Naked-in-front-of-others-Man

Kamhel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman.

OneWayQuiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

Something1forgot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roach man. Terrified of roaches till he fires a blunt and smokes it down to a fingernail.

comradeda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman. I know him. He is very tall.

noxyzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabman

RastafarianFrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CommitmentMan

molex09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needlegirl

boopityboopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Empty-swimming-pool-man

DovahSpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm-actually-retarded-but-I-don't-know-and-everyone's-just-humouring-me-man!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The pigeon.

greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

hehehuehue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman

Mrbingbong2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AIDSMAN

MsArduenna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Turning-Into-My-Mother woman

_Hot_Tuna_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelinessman. Yikes

ShawFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Highman

zulu-bunsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

Kalishnacough47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-anxiety boy

Acerbusilva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Needler

Orylus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Dark Water

WizardyoureaHarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sea man. Or semen for short.

cpov87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Abandonmentess

Pokesers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Injection Man

Panicking about injections since 1997.

jitoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Falling down the stairs man

jm2th2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FeelsbadMan

gameplayuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Betrayalman

reaperdude88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DrownMan

thebirdy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LateWoman...I hate being late

Jcchasezfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

boring people man

Gnuhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mothman

Fucking moths!

HailHelix123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Whitney's Miltank - Man

Jason_Anaminus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dead Man

alienshipwreck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Henpartyman

Srg11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Missus-man

Shiny_Trevenant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

slugman

ViolentCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

Omny87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Evildoers beware! It is I: Commitment Man! And my trusty sidekick, Dying Alone Boy!

Leocollier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman.... is that one already taken?

Techern_Cairns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Explosive diarrhea man

...

imagine putting out fires.

At an orphanage.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fireworks man

Disobeykery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeeBoy

ObsceneGlabella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guiltman.

Kaylapotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathgirl!

Galalithial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman...

EDIT: Very seriously, black voids terrify me because of what my active imagination impresses upon them. For that I could be Darkness-man, or Imagination-man. But that doesn't have the same comedic punch.

Rather_good ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People in life-sized mascot costumes man. Snappy.

Devastation227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Porcelain-doll-man Or Ventriloquist-doll-man Basically any creepy ads doll man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-Encountersman.

misssakurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clowngirl

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not movies

AbletonsAmongUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When calling someone on the phone and they actually answer instead of it going to voice mail man

GoldenPrinny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mondayman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman, along with lots of other people lol.

Uveampaline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightgirl or The Darkgirl.

JustAnOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugsflyinginear-man

fromkentucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladders, Rooftops and Going-Down-Stairs-In-The-Dark guy!

shockwave_dave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature Ejaculation Man!

50mikemike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Responsiboy

sharkbaitzero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dying alone and forgotten-man

monsterfiend91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publicspeakingman

MinoTux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Repostman.

CypressBreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Student loan man

SayNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dieing alone after a shtty and unfulfilling lifeman

iamprocrastinating_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shortheightswoman or beewoman

WinniMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Futuregirl

Sophilosophical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Needler

cloud3321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Working-man

I go out and does work so that ceo and managers don't have to while pulling in the doughs.

goes and cries in a corner

kevinmoneymcd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseman

get_out_of_town ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Forgottenman.

Wheresdonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman

BenedictusMaleficus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspwoman.

Jausst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Death.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batwoman

thoompie7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brain-aneurysm man

Azner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

arikv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasted my life, man.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boredom-Man

RobTheThrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

High-man, I'm afraid of heights.

demonbutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People person

YouStupidFuckinHorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman
Ironic sounding name too considering I'm like 5'7"

Mairon_for_UNSG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sexman

FlyByNightTomSawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Slugman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suicideman! Talk about ineffectual!

Baconlightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman

ajdeNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Balloonman

imadandylion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cmon, people, have some creativity, don't just stick "man", on the end of shit. I was always freaked out by the Goosebumps episode with the Ventriloquist doll, so maybe I'd be called the Ventriloquist, or the Puppet Master.

Harmageddon87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasnt that the point of the post though? To follow batman's convention?

imadandylion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The convention of the source of his name, not the structure. I mean, there's no reason not to, I just think it's unimaginative is all

ExploreMeDora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crabman

joe1up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Broken graphics card man

kittenautopsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

vomitgirl, goosegirl, dying-alone-and-regretting-everything-i-wasted-my-life-ongirl

raudssus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idiocracy-Man

MD_Dev1ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

unexpected pregnancy man

kush_in_my_butt_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spider-man.. wait that's already a thing right?

holmes27899 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

potatoman seriously, potato make me freak out

JFKFC50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dr. anything that looks like a wasp/bee

Ai_of_Vanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloneman!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bugs crawling in my ass man

daniellkemp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

commitment man

Chitaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman...

byepolarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

parrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerman

cazyena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ScaryClownsGirl

Toastrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parasite-man

samson124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crampman

SengalBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogman

Predator-Man

Trypo-Man

Socialboy.

etom21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

needleboy

Scobothehobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hardware Failure Man

madgeniusdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WTFdontmypostsgetupvoted Man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ratman

MynameisHardie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am โ€œI fear that my dad is going to kill me one day man"

poltergoose420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty girls man . Or hornet man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Frogman.

SassyAssAssassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkman, I strike from the shadows!

BIG-APPLE-3AM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Incredible Arachnid

OtherLoneGoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Humanman

enudeen_456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PakMan ;-)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Needleman

_Krysix_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Painman

SweetShoesBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman man

Derhek123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Guess I'm the Black man

MrNudeGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man?

tom_w45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman hah but yeah I hate spiders

ellingua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess that makes me Vaginaman...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Woman.

People would have so much faith in me.

somedoucheonreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

Bypoptartsbedriven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Widower

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ManMan

teaqualizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Caveman

Rhythilin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commuteman.

secpol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toasterman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachboy.

ruffyreborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipede man

jscarlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkwater

HunterTologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

spiderman

Painkill3r_neo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No-pants-in-school-dream man

EpicHeracross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Schoolboy

simtron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ResponsibleMan

Eizziljam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Infertilitywoman

_kodz_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitmentman

CasiInAPumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp-Woman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Captain Tightspacesfullofpeoplestaringatmewithunreadableexpressions".

newtocitystoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

depressionman!

darthmule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Creepy Clown Man

H4R4MBAE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Stalker man

No_demonic_raisons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shortshortsandflipflops girl.

Dawarkian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Realityman

carrotbomber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocialSituationsMan

bamuelsush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gettingrapedinthebuttholeman

Citadel_Cowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peopleperson.

jdreng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Climate Chance Man

Kbdiggity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BurnsWhenIPeeMan

HngryHngryHippowdons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mortality Man

ImGivingUpOnNames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vomitman

bishamonten31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Im industrial machinaryman...

peroxwhyLUSH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, I'm Aquaman. Son of a bitch.

bclay52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherinlawman

dlobnieRnaD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I got incredibly high and decided that if I shaped canned cat food into mittens and wore them to attract cats I could be Catman, so yeah I pretty much have dibs on that one.

Baeltheswed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Horseguy

biscuit_mcniggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Debtman

DrWhaleLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Knifeman

chiisanakyojin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderwoman

Bronn_McClane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cave diving man

AboveTheAshes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DrivingMan!!! Think MadMax only my car transforms into a ironman esque suit. Kind of like a gundam.

Mrpotatoe30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Super late to this....Commitment-Man

madafaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tryingtofartbutaccidentlypoopingmypantsman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WIFE MAN.

Kinderschlager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

insectman (because spiders and scorpions can't fly at my face)

corgblam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Billsman?

Kithsander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Front page post that I'm commenting on twenty-two hours after it was posted with over 12k comments already. Pretty sure no one will ever see this, but I'm going with Oldageman.

It's a terrifying thought that I could reasonably live another fifty years. Life is a miserable shit-hole, a bleak existence of uselessness and pointless suffering, and I could be stuck here for a long, long time.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DrunkenlySendingNudesWoman

Go_Kauffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Opening-the-Mail Man

sinstarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

McDonalds Breakfast ends at 11- Man

Blindkitty52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tsunami Lady

Toxicitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lurking in the comments, shitposting into the site, he stalks though the sub while doing justice and gilding this comment the poor. They say he was inspired by that which he most fears: discussions about new things for him to fear. His name?

METAMAN

MarcusKilgannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aquaman.

Fear of water so basically the same usefulness as the original Aquaman anyway.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Schoolman

bigjuraff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LivingtoolongMan

jaywjay03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cliffman

deleted-my-account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Piano Man

/s

Shudalaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mosquito Man - The Dracula Starver

thebluepolarbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejectionman

Frozenhippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Motherman

KacyRaider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Papercut Girl

AsianEducation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Isitinyetman

Rb1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My irrational fear of planes crashing into my house isn't so irrational based off that thing on the news I saw that one time-man

zeppelin1004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large-ocean-creatures-man!!!!

Marmitecashews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman.

victorlo1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girl Man

Gladix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderman

yeah, I know.

l0nelyh4x0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeopleMan!

omar501st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IsmyGFcheatingonmeman

GreenTeaOnMyDesk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlman

Stormshiftx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hilaryman

RedEyedChile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Man Man

ScottishNinja99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rabbit man :/

Cholikit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Parents paid people to act as my "friends" man

c576hfyrh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nothingafterdeathman

monkeyaaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Afterlife man.

theamazingrando87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Successman

RespectThyHood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

La Migra Man!

astrolawyerMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social-Interaction-Man

thegirlwhowaited22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonergirl

SeismicWhales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly don't know my fear

TheAndyPat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ladderman

MobPsycho300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pussyman

Leberkleister13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Publictoiletman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...i guess id be impervious to any kind of illness and live to a ripe old age...

Trikern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman

SpatiallyRendering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deathman. I don't have many fears, but death is my #1. My number two is probably EveryoneYouLoveIsDyingMan.

catrapredder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PigeonMan

Periculous22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FlyingInsectsMan! Fear me and despair.

alphalphasprouts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Loner

Skaryon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Weightgainman... :(

CatsLikeBoxes03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mosquitoman

r08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Listening to Voicemails Man. Joke cred: kumail nanjiani

WillOTheWispish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In-law Lady

mocharoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing-to-do man

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everyone I love dying man

iwishiwereyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Existential Dread-Man!

TurdblogAssman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Premature ejaculation man

Tapczi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unjusttrialman

PatsWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tobey McGuire.

SwagVonYolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DyingAloneMan

Fukowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlsman ;__;

missydissy24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

College-Debt Woman!

bethebubble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Confined Spacesman?

jdayl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elevators that go more than three floors lady

Redditario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Boring-man

shinigami806 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fearman!

wattalameusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PublicRestroomsMan- helping you give a shit in the worst places.

Skatetronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman

nikurey91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living up to father's expectations man

pfuzzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Taxesman

Q1189998819991197253 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

RejectedWoman

;-;

GANTRITHORE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losing my phone down a grate in the sidewalk man!

grilled-cheesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Moth Girl

OrsinoBorealis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Rape Consul

layuptobreastspike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Commitment man

apprenticebaiter420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oceanman

dv666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedeman

samarthj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Extended Social Interaction Man

awesome_binny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

close-proximity-birds-fluttering man

Frasepalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Social interaction man.

Lucas7yoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Work-man

ChalupaBatman99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownbaby

nyamjoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Manwoman

rendered9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Depths of the Ocean-man... doesn't really roll off the tongue.

_itsaconspiracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Miss VPL

HylianHero1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GLOCman

PatrickFn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

While in open water:

OMGWHATJUSTTOUCHEDMYLEG-Man

sonn0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

changeman

gnarwalbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting Shot By Policeman

With-Broken-Glass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LadiesMan!

alienkarissa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Elderly Girl

kranjskaklobasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cancerwoman

musicfestivaljunki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

eatingoutofdatechickenman

VesperalLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightman..?

philboswaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

office job woman!

thisonetimeatjewcamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am Mothman, lover of all things bright and shiny.

mstarrbrannigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prepaying For Gas Then Forgetting To Pump the Gas Woman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman

50ShadesOfKrillin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Myfather-man.

rikjames90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nostalgia man.

his skill include berating cartoon network for not being as good as when he was a child but in actuality he's having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that age is coming up with him

zSpider1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clownman

Kylock_Hall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Darkness Heights Man

H_bomba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swarming insects man.

JangMang98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crippling Depression Man

jker210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lonelyman

Hate_Manifestation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure/successman

hnirobert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Weezer

cptAustria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

existential dread-man

funnyblast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Batman

Gadetron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rickety old ladders man.

NotQuiteFamous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SNAKELAD

Chimerus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mytodllerwillneversleepagainman

LIMWZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drowning woman

Careb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AIDS man

Abeman26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Heightsman

Truth_Autonomy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain Collision!

elcantare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Burningman

Darksideblugrss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swarmgirl

Mitchi86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Great, now I can start calling myself a "people person"...

VinylScratch01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PeopleWoman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee boy

KIAN420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adultman

Deadlycreampuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How do shorten being alone with my own thoughts forever into a simple name?

Vozor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Procrastination Man

or instead of that, HardWorkMan?

Also his sidekick, Get-A-Job-Man!

IndianaGnomes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-man. That's still available, right? No one has taken that name?

gut_sack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bloody stool man

mongster_03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fallout.

Guess who's afraid of heights.

bopadoopadaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wasp Woman. I guess I'd get to wear a yellow jacket.

Geckostares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Morongirl

superhands117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Policeman

Surprisebutsekz69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider man or Heightsman

TheGinger07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not-Being-There-Man.

so, basically any superhero?

Proasek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MANman, because people are terrifying.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dyingaloneman

sabre_170 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sobriety Man

TheNotoriousJTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bee Man. But I'm going to go by Jerry Seinfeld instead.

SlowDays_FastWeeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Girlsman

noir-lefay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

thassalowoman

zektmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep paper cut between your fingers man

like_a_yoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alien Abduction-Man

lpycb42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-woman.

csmumaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Eyeman

I have a terrible fear of things around, near, in, or touching my eyes. I wear glasses and eye exams (which I can only bear to do every 4 or 5 years) are horrifying

Stolypin26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crushing-loneliness- man

Capn_Clown_Pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting-His-Balls-Ripped-Off-By-A-Chimpanzee Man!

NotMarcus7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialinteractionman

voNlKONov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

noteventhathighheightsman

TheWizardofRhetKhonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Waspman

mako-jaeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NotHavingASignificantImpactOnAnyoneMan!

SadPandalorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Diarrhea Chick.

Prof-Nekkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They got plenty more of that where that came from

Mortyga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Scatman

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BigCrowdMan

donnavan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AtapointinlifewhereIwillhavetotakeapilleverydayfortherestofmylifewoman, IRSwoman, Can'tgetanotherjobbeforerentisduewoman, failsclassesbecauseIneedtoworkfulltimewhilegoingtoschoolfulltimewoman.

masterfroo24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prion-Man

genevieveoliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nightman!

topaz-colite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

Mr_Williz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone-is-hiding-in-my-backseat-waiting-for-me-to-get-in-my-car-so-they-can-kill-me-Man

ThinkMinty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dogman and/or Deathman.

RustyBaconSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Roofman.

Seriously fuck roofs.

Skeevenmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:54 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dark Mirror

Actually, that's not bad

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:51 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spider-Man

hAlternate_Account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:15 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CrushingLonelinessMan

Architect_Of_Anarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:05 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing woman

harelipsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:45 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Failure Man

AoRewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Losing my friends man

penpineapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:44 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Peanut kid. orz

Arsinoei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:01 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Suffocation Girl

CricketLab15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:06 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rollercoaster Boy

digitdaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:47 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lost and out of gas man.

RecoveringKlepto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Havingtoliveforanother60orsoyears-man

smbcart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:40 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AlienGirl

shinobigamingyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:45 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Inevitable Progression Of Time And Moving On Man.

Loudanddeadly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:56 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Human Man'

Social Interactions Man

kkflarg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:58 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LaughablySmallSpiderMan

gr33nG3nt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:39 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Rejection Man...

november_republic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:11 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Socialactivityman

digital-pen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:19 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unplanned social interaction woman

Yitzhak14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:26 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everything man

caffiend2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:18 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My-kids-might-die-man

michaelbornemann68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:35 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BeingAResponsibleAdult Man.

TrillScopta420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

NeedleSpiderCancerStraightjacketMan hahaha

crichton55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:45 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

W.A.S.P.

Seriously, fuck those things.

AnarisBell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:41 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

JunebugGirl

AnarchicDecay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Noonewilleverlovememan!!

Damosgirl16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CreepsSexDungeonWoman or maybe BurriedAliveWoman. But considering the latter may follow the former anyway, I'll go with both.

twitchforker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:00 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tomorrow man

Kidpoker88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:20 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sea-Man ...wait, no!

sockmess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:04 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brokeman

yukiflishy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:49 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cockroachwoman. No.

warlocknoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:50 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Public Speaking Man

fastergrace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:19 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Getting Eaten By A Large Animal Woman

ruskuval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:30 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biggus Dickus.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:52 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Everythingman

UnleashTheChub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:55 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Toiletman I don't take shit from anybody

hyperfat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:49 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe shart your pants man?

Gunthr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:57 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep-water-girl

More specifically: Deep-water-where-I-cant-see-the-bottom-girl. Pools are dandy.

Grenyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lifeman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Duke Nukem of course

bedwar14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FailureMan :'(

crm225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be jobless man

Aiti22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LadiesMan

zonalcarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm late to the party, but:

Bureaucracy Lad

SkadeDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:05 on October 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SocialTard, letting the world down one social interaction at a time.

Heideenytes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:22 on November 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Success Girl!

2oonhed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:08 on November 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am.............DEPEND-O-POTAMUS MAAAAAAAAAaaaaaan

taurus_and_stars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:31 on January 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Eye-Cancer Woman?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Blackman or policeman.

organicpastaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
geomod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Retirementman

LBTSHARPTOOTH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nothingman

ninetentacles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Drainman...nemesis of Rainman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Captain America

faxecklan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:53:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

.gif-man

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:25:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Prison-rape man

heavyfrog2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Homosapiensman.

NerdDapper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

not-being-able-to-save-someone-I-care-about-man

Sololegends ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:23:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My Own Mind Man

Garrus_McSwagg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:00:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Herpes-man

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:39:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Womanmam

ARealRain ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HarambeDickMan

Michaeljonson ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Spiderma--

dammit

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Woman-man.. Or would that just be woman?

LighTMan913 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sex Man ;)

TheFetchOmi ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's an incredibly stupid way to interpret his name origin. Wow.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's not the point.