Not a superhero, but a Villan/Freelancer who specializes in collecting 'debts' by any means. He has never failed, but that may soon change. Tonight he meets his toughest target yet, Bruce Wayne. How will Batman defeat the taxman and can he keep his identity secret in the process? I don't know.
For some reason I read that as "there are some things in life you can't avoid... and it sure as hell ain't taxes" and thought it was a lionel messi joke
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Listen, punk, I'll tell you how it's gonna be. It's one for you and then 19 for me. And if they ask you who took it, tell 'em I'm the Taxman. Yeah, I'm the Taxmanm"
singeroil ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:25:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became to self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself; we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling. Programed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction one last midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
So whatโs the point of getting out of bed in the morning?
I tell myself I bear witness, the real answer is itโs obviously my programming and I lack the constitution to commit suicide.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't readin that shit lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay from now on, the car is a place of silent reflection.
Actually George Harrison wrote it. He's my favorite Beatle, but it honestly surprises me that John and Paul allowed that to be the first track on the album.
For sure! I just saw the new movie about them last night and now I'm in such a Beatles mood. George's self titled album is a personal favorite of mine as well.
So you're silver-age unplannedpregnancyman, who eventually went crazy and randomly pregnated someone and became the villain 'Mourning After', thus giving the torch to bronze-age unplannedpregnancyman.
Repeat chorus.... then repeat the song like 4 or 5 more times. Wait a handful of months and stumble across it again and remember it exists and how glorious it is and repeat all of this. Repeat.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Crash9 ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 00:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land ๐ that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
When my children first started elementary school I'd play this in the car and we would all sing along. I really think it helped their transition from being home with me all the time to now being at school.
Poseidon here, Lord of the Sea, Breaker of Waves, High-fiver of Fish, Lover of all that is Wet: I should tell that you shouldn't fear the ocean, that my love for you, tiny mortal, will protect you in my domain... But it won't. The ocean is fucking horrible and it hates you. I mean, fucking hates you. The depths themselves exist only to crush your frail human frame and to hide the very monstrosities that I had fashioned in my experimental phase. You think megalodons are extinct? Nah, bro. I asked them to be sneakier now that you guys have nukes. There are squid down here the size of New Hampshire. They eat the islands that I don't like. (Fucking quit it with the racism, Hawaii, you're on thin fucking ice.) Ice caps are melting, coral is dying, we're getting sick and tired of running the AC down here. There's about to be a lot more ocean and a lot less patience to go around, and you don't want to see an swarm of whales when they're organized and pissed.
Your fear is well founded. Your nightmares are reality.
I do love you though. You're a good kid, u/Roastar. Also lay off the carbs. Eat more protein.
Damiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best part of this answer is the fact that such a large portion of reddit doesn't even get the reference, and yet it's totally applicable in its own right.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
Bahnd ยท 344 points ยท Posted at 18:22:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Dr. Miles Manners, just you average wasp-themed super hero by day, but by night he becomes Dr. Beeeeessss!!!! a masked vigilante dedicated to saving mankind.
[deleted] ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 19:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
What's this, a handsome Reddit post woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Bahnd ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHH, this post has only been made worse with the addition of more bees.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:58:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never be afraid of bees, they might like your perfume but then they usually go, if they don't, they won't attack unless you make sudden movements towards them. Push them slowly away from you, they'll get the message.
I get that they're pretty peaceful, but they still creep me out. I don't deal with them or wasps, yellow jackets, etc.
Shabacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what they all say until THEY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE AND ATTACK YOU FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON WHAT THE FUCK HONEYBEES I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL I'M ALLERGIC FUUUUUUUU
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might want to try changing your perfume or both hair and laundry conditioner.
Shabacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't wear perfume or cologne. They don't attack anyone else in my family for no reason, and we all use the same laundry stuff so idk.
Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Scared shitless of spiders, man!
Slings a Web, whenever he can
Watch ooooooout for those spiders (fuck nothing really rhymes with that
man_mayo ยท 2144 points ยท Posted at 18:20:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He needs a trusty sidekick like Incognito Boy
iagi914 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:51:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know something terrifying? Computer experts say they would not be suprised if... nay they would be surprised if our search history did NOT get leaked at some point, ( and yes that includes incognito).
SatSenses ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:47:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, incognito just doesn't save your searches and browser history on your pc. Your ISP can still see everything you see in incognito mode. I'm guessing VPN Lass would compete the sidekick list for SDMGPS-Man and Incognito Boy.
Zykatious ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:34:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ISP can't see shit if your search traffic is https, that's the point of https.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But many URLs for porn sites are not https. So the ISP does see the request for the URL, which could have some awful words in it.
I thought https only encrypts the payload, not the header because the routers need to still see the headers to propagate the packets to its final destination IP, which is in the header.
Sure the ISP will see the URL you go to, but Google actually forwards you through a middle page that clears out the search words so they can't see the actual search. This is great for privacy but sucks when you work in network security and you have absolutely no idea what your users searched for to get on whatever dodgy site they ended up on and you're trying to investigate.
Does anyone else ever finish watching porn on a mobile device, close the porn, see that their Facebook has a couple of new notifications, and immediately panic, concerned that they've just shared the weird shit that they're into online?
Because I don't, and you're tooooooootally weird if you do.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean you don't share your pornographic pursuits voluntarily? The people have a right to know!
My cousin recently borrowed my tablet and fucked up my bill. Had 30 pages of porn open. I tried not to judge him on the weirdness of some of the porn, sometimes you end up going down a rabbithole.
Hey man, who cares if someone finds it? Be proud you're embracing sexuality, your sexuality. Your porn choices are a reflection of that, and there is no shame in that.
Two months ago I was diagnosed with a terminal illness (brain cancer) and given (maybe) two years to live. I'm scared of death, but much more terrified of the the process of dying - the loss of independence, the indignity of losing control of my bodily functions, etc.
Thanks. I'm going to give it my best shot. The first thing is to finish my current radiation treatment and grow my beautiful long hair back. Then I'll feel more myself and cope better with what's coming.
What makes me scared is the thought that time will go on forever... and then what?
-del2phi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you really want to fry your noodle, think way back to the Big Bang, and how "before" that there wasn't anything. The universe wasn't, and then all of a sudden and out of nowhere, boom! there it is.
As Mark Twain once said (paraphrased) "I do not fear death. I was dead for billions of years before I was born and it never caused me the slightest inconvenience."
Its weird, reading your statement made me realize that i don't fear death. It would mean an end to all of my other fears. I guess i fear a brutal death, but thats more like fear of extreme pain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's strange. I think that the suffering in life is another facet of the beauty of existence, but I'm almost certainly romanticizing it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If i ever kill my self its with a shot to the chest so i can experience death more so than a shot to the head. Seems like a shame to die without experiencing it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here. I have a pair of pliers. You give me your left hand, sign this waiver, and I'll spend a few minutes giving you a beautiful manicure.
This a 100%.
Well "done" torture is by far the worst thing I could imagine.
There are many ways to go ...I canยดt think of anything worse than getting tortured to death by someone who knows what he is doing.
Smokeya ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:46:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I may be able to ease your fears. I have died already once and it really isnt all that bad. Its peaceful like in a sleeping without dreaming kind of way.
Personally id be more afraid how i died than actually being dead if i was you two. That can be traumatizing. I died of a heart attack. Spent many weeks in a hospital to which i dont remember any of (being dead is not good for the brain and the drugs they put you on while likely kick ass if taken for recreational purposes are not all that great to be on against your will).
Cant say i remember dying because well i ceased to be temporarily and really it wasnt all that bad though.
The nothingness. The void. My existence simply...ceasing. I KNOW that it's just ego. That it's my inability to let go... but the thought terrifies me. That I'm alive and then suddenly... I'm gone. Forever.
It's as if I never existed at all.
That thought terrifies me.
And I know it makes no sense - because I'll be gone and I wont care. But it can often keep me awake now, while I'm alive.
Yamicchi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you'll learn to cope with it, in time. When I was younger I was terrified of whatever happened after death. Eternal life? I'd go mad. Cease to exist? I couldn't imagine that.
But then I heard that question about how was it like before I was born. Well, that was enough to wipe out my fear of nothingness. I hope something wipes yours too.
I've heard that, "there was nothing before I was born and that never bothered me, why should it after I die?"
It makes sense and there is a sort of poetic beauty and peace to it... but then I think about dying and death, my time being up...and all of existence continuing and me not knowing, not being around, and the fear/anxiety starts again.
I've gotten better at distracting myself though. Not allowing my thoughts to linger. Before I couldn't stop myself from thinking about it but now I can, for the most part, avoid the thoughts. Or think about/discuss it briefly and in abstract terms (like this...ish) and manage to not dwell..
But when I go to sleep is often the worst. Drugs too. Most weed strains (other than like Trainwreck or super mellow) ... my mind never stops thinking. At night I need music playing as white noise so I can sleep. Shrooms... that was an interesting experience. It was a good buzz at first, but only because of who I was wish and I did sense the downward spiral before it fully hit me.
Smokeya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can understand that. It for me was peaceful though and before i used to fear death, i however now do not. I dont exactly invite it but i know when my time comes i shouldnt be worried about it.
Its important what we do while alive. For some that is to leave their mark on the world in a big way. For me personally its to make sure my kids are good people. Im not looking for my name to last the ages, but hopefully my last name will live on and at least memory of me for a generation or two.
Honestly my friend, smoke weed. I used to stay up freaking out over crap like that... Now I just enjoy every day and take life a week at a time. I smoke weed, I go to the gym, I attend college and I hang out with some friends. I don't think negatively anymore almost at all. I still feel like shit when I get reminded of all that but hey buddy, at least you get a shot to be here.
Oddly enough... it was a really bad trip that started this issue for me. The buzz put me into a sort of hyper-awareness state and I realized that a girl I was involved with at the time was playing me and another guy off each other. Really bad drama followed.. this occurred a couple of years ago but it lingered for a few days afterwards and almost every time I smoked after that initial bad buzz, I almost instantly went into a paranoid buzz.
It was odd because I had smoked for years without a single bad experience, but that... it... I don't want to say it triggered a mental break, but it really got me concerned that I was schizophrenic and I legitimately became paranoid for a while. The hyper awareness didn't go away either.
That all faded, and I've smoked a few times since and once or twice received a very mellow buzz, but the whole experience triggered a sort of quarter life crisis, which is what caused this anxiety for me.
Meh. Not to be rude but we've all got our problems. Find your drug of choice, alter your mind and escape. It's what all humans strive for eventually.
-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How'd you die?
Smokeya ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heart attack. Was dead around half a hour or high twenty minute range. Wife did cpr on me until first responders got to our house and they continued cpr and got my heart going again. CPR saved my brain basically as it dont take long without oxygen before your brain becomes pretty useless.
-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you're still with us.
Smokeya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As am i usually but i also have like a lingering thought of it may have been better had i not made it at times. Sometimes it sucks to be alive. Like i said in another comment though i dont fear death anymore, i dont welcome it. But if there was ever a good reason to say jump in front of a bullet i wouldnt think twice. Kinda made me more brave or possibly more stupid in that way. Its been almost 4 years now and ive since used that time to do things i want to do, admittedly not all very productive things if someone was observing me (like watching shows on netflix i want to know the end of lol) but i take more trips with my wife and kids now, experience more things. I do things i wouldnt have considered before, like i plan to soon try a ghost chili and possible a carolina reaper just to experience it (wife is going to record me and based on how the ghost chili goes i may try the reaper).
I do what i want though and dont let fears (im affraid of heights, have anxiety issues, dont like being in public, not really scared of the dark but dont like to be in pitch blackness outside of my home at night and a number of other things that before would stop me dead in my tracks) stop me as i dont want them to hold me back from experiencing things i want to try. As far as im concerned id be gone already if just one minor variable was changed that day. Im technically disabled (still fighting for it though, have a number of health issues, undiagnosed heart disease is the official cause of the heart attack) i try not to let that stop me though. Wife and i went on a anniversary trip a year after the heart attack and i climbed up a lighthouse even though my legs suck 75% of the time, id never do that again but it was a cool experience at least (wasnt sure id make it back down once i got up lol had to rest for about a hour just to stand up again).
SgtExo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:25 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No but I know what it is about, having listened to enough video game podcasts.
Kaell311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or because death will come before it can be accomplished. Or because someone else will die. It's really all mostly just about death.
cmkinusn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am far more scared of dicrepitude or severe maiming than death. For instance, Sand dan Glokta from The First Law series, or Reek.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are far worse things than death my friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, aren't you a sane one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once heard a strange logic trick that helped me get over the fear of death by just being a weird logic trick that snaps me out of it.
Death and you can never exist at the same time. If Death is here, you are no longer here. It can never catch you. You are afraid of something you will, by definition, never experience.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate when I'm lying there at night about to go to sleep, and I suddenly get the realization that I'm a train on a track headed straight for a cliff, and there's zero I can do to stop it. It can upset me quite a bit. One day, I'll be a corpse, then a skeleton, then dust. It is terrifying.
So I try to not think about it, like we all do. But every so often...the thought sneaks up on me.
akazim96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why fear it? It's probably the only thing that I know for certain. Or a better perspective, would it help for me to fear death? Now, I don't strive for it, but I live my life knowing that it's gonna happen sooner or later.
Interestingly enough, I'm exactly the opposite. I'm not afraid of death at all but more of things that could lead to death. For example, I'm afraid of being stabbed because I think it will hurt and because I have a huge fear of blood, but dying as a result of such a thing isn't scary to me at all.
It's not the fear of death, it's the fear of being forgotten when you die. In other words, noonewillremembermeman
Tomi000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I the main reason for fearing death is because people connect pain with it. I think most are not afraid of "being dead", more likely afraid of death being the most painful thing...
At least in my case, bullet to the head would be nice, but being beaten to death? Jeez no...
I'm more scared of not dying than dying. Once you're dead your consciousness supposedly dies with you so you can't miss your life. Alternatively, if you believe that you'll go to heaven then that doesn't sound to bad either.
But to be constantly suffering with no way to end it all would be the ultimate torture. Immortality is a curse
fascinating. i consider death to be one thing im not afraid of (im still afraid of the means of death) because i consider that fact that:
1. the universe doesnt give a shit about me
2. although my friends and family do, the universe doesnt give a shit about them either
3. if i die im dead, so whats the point of fearing something? once your dead, well, you are dead. (my personal belief)
Soxviper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fearing that which you literally cannot experience
This. I have thanatophobia. It keeps me up at night. I cry sometimes when my mind gets caught into a mortality crisis.
LAB731 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you me? I don't stay up at night but used to when I was younger - didn't know there was a name for it. If I think on it too long though I become paralyzed and detached just thinking about it. It's given me some fun panic attacks before! :)
Same boat. Atheist. temporary paralysis, panic attack, whole nine yards as well. I guess I shouldn't say it keeps me up, since it's not like I think about it throughout the night. It's just sometimes right before I go to sleep, I think "I wonder if death is like an eternal sleep, but without dreams?" and then of course it goes through that.
My best 'guess' at what death is like would be similar to eternal oblivion, a state of non-existance, which I think I fear the most. I don't fear dying since, that means I'm alive to experience the pain if there is any.
It used to be just close calls that rattled me, but I can sort of just trigger it by thinking my mantra of "I'm alive now. That means at some point I will die." And off it goes down the rabbit hole. Body shutters and I get dragged into it.
I thought about going to a psychiatrist, but figured it's not that bad. My best hope is that some time they'll finally get around to digital immortality., or at least some other form of it.
Thing is, I'm not even sure why I'm so attached to life beyond the "it's the only experience I know" kind of thing, since life isn't all that great. It's unfair, painful, and a constant competition for resources.
Sometimes I wonder if death is like being unborn. It's not like I can remember the billions of years the universe was like before I was born.
Dude, same, holy fuck. The idea of the state of non-existence fucked me right up as a kid.
CptZiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same boat as you, except I'm agnostic. What I fear most about it personally is losing my consciousness, my thoughts, my ability to think. The idea that one day everything I think is gone along with just my existence is scary to me.
LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I am totally the same way. Reading that made my insides cold and after reading this thread last night I had a mini panic.
Like you said, the oblivion scares me more than dying. The thought of it being just like before you were born terrifies me. Not being, it terrifies me. And now I'm making myself panic again... lol.
I just try not to think about it as much as possible.
Are you also like me in the same sense that you hope that instead of oblivion, that after you die, you sort of become 'one with the universe'? I mean I think that would be best possible outcome, postmortem. Like maybe our consciousness become something like photons or can see in all the other EM waves that way. How cool would it be to see microwaves and Gamma waves!?
Although I think that's also unlikely. It'd be kinda cool though.
I think the main issue with life and death is that there's no definitive answer about what consciousness actually is. What it's made of. Why it's different than all those other particles that aren't alive. Hopefully in the decades before we're gone, someone uncovers the truth of consciousness.
LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I more wish that I could believe in something like heaven so that I'd have an answer because there is none - like you said. Or maybe reincarnation. But even that scares the shit out of me cause I'm still not me, you know? I cease to exist. And that scares the fuck out of me. And yeah the lack of knowledge about consciousness etc just makes me aajahaghhhhhgh :/ haha I'm glad I'm not the only one
Yeah I wish heaven and reincarnation existed. It's put me at ease to know they existed if they did.
But that would imply that souls exist and that's what's responsible for our consciousness. And I have a hard time accepting something like that exists either.
LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:04 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LAB731 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There we go - surprised I had to scroll so far to find it. Now back to funny subreddits so I won't dwell on it and snowball into a panic attack about my impending doom and what lies beyond death... :)
Deathman.
Real name: Unknown.
Location: Unknown.
Orgin:
Obsessed. Obsessed is the closest word I can think of to describe this... Thing. He was a normal man, once; a scientist, his discoveries saved thousands of lives. It was never enough, he became more and more obsessed with the idea that he could stop death itself. He began to experiment, on animals at first, then on himself. All that remain of his notes are mad scribbles. He crossed a line, tried to pry open the divide between life and death and became trapped between the two. The only way he can stabalize now is by absorbing the life force of his surroundings. In a sick way, I guess he did it in the end. He found a way to cheat death, he just never imagined to cost.
I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind.
pike184 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Become accustomed to the belief that death is nothing to us. For all good and evil exists in sensation, and death is the cessation of all sensation. And therefore a right understanding that death is nothing to us makes the mortality of life enjoyable, not because it adds to an infinite span of time, but because it takes away the craving for immortality. For there is nothing terrible in life for the man who has truly comprehended that there is nothing terrible in life. So that the man speaks but idly who says that he fears death jot because it will be painful when it comes, but because it is painful in anticipation." - Epicurus
"I was dead for quite a long time before I was born, and it did not inconvenience me one bit." - Mark Twain.
I'm with you, mate.
KazeinHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
allllen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They took you Nightman, and you don't belong to them..."
"They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands, and i miss you Nightman... so baaaaad."
takes another hit off spray paint sock
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look like a bird, dea
LAT3LY ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 18:39:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:17:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's with the spray paint, man?
Uh, What's with your outfit, man? Why don't we put the curtains back up? No, no.
What is going on up here?
I never know, man.
They put so much thought into that show. Isn't he singing about uncle Jack?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:10:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what the theory says at least. And Dayman is actually Mac (childhood friend, believes himself to be a master of karate). However, nothing is officially confirmed.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:13:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
There is a spyder...spyder!
Deep in my soul...soul!
B4XTER99 ยท 677 points ยท Posted at 17:05:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you I love you
I love you I love you
I love you Nightman
Every night you come into my room
and pin me down
with your strong arms
you pin me down
and I try to fight you
you come inside me
you fill me up and I become the Nightman
It's just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong
But it's just right!
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming he's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the Nightman
The feelings so wrong and right, man
They're feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become The Night
The passionly passionate Nightman
[deleted] ยท 441 points ยท Posted at 18:44:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. I mean the first half of that song was kind of cool, but what's with the second half? It sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.
[deleted] ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 22:32:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What man?! Where are you getting that from?
gkbpro ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 02:38:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah me too, but the problem with 15 inch penis world is that when everyone has a fifteen inch Dick, nobody does.
Also, have you ever climbed into bed only to realize that you put the sheets on sideways, because now your feet are poking out at the bottom? That's what sex is like.
I see you guys as being that unofficial duo. You both do your thing, fighting crime separately, but people assume you are a pair that are saving the city via divide and conquer. Then you both show up at the same fight, kick ass, and leave after some awkward words are exchanged.
JeremoAF ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:37:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man and Commitment-Woman defeat yet another evil monster terrorizing the town, together, when Commitment-Woman decides to speak and dispel the silence they both tried desperately to prolong.
"Wow, these things sure are easier with another person around!"
He couldn't figure out where to rest his eyes, but finally upon meeting the eyes of his ironically unassociated counter part. "I think I know what you're trying to say and it's just not possible" Commitment-man replied.
"Come again? I don't think I quite understand what you're getting at?" Commitment-woman seemed shocked by his response but in reality she didn't expect anything less from the indecisive hero she'd come to know from a distance.
Knowing he needed to chooses his words wisely or quickly, he took the latter and rushed out the words, "we are moving too fast, I'm not ready for a sidekick."
Stunned by what she had just heard Commitment-Woman showed her disgust with a stern look that demanded he know she wasn't thinking that at all. "Oh so since I'm the girl here I have to assume fighting together makes us a duo, and you the 'Big Hero'? Get off your high horse. I'm not looking for another man to think of me as his sidekick.."
Realizing all too late the gravity of his words he sighed and let out "look, I didn't mean it like that...."
Commitment-Woman had heard enough and began to fly off, but turns around after reaching the edge of Commitment-Man's ear shot to give him something to dwell on before leaving. "We should really consider protecting different cities if that's how you really feel..." and she proceeds to angrily jet off, leaving no time for a response to her bitter suggestion.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, they fight crime together but never officially form a team.
I mean, a team comes with a lot of implications, expectations, etc. and what if there are other heroes out there that they'd form an even better team with, you don't want to be locked in with this team...
BATTLE SCENE: As Commitmentman guiltfully shows up 27 minutes late to the battleground armed for annihilation of his enemy, he looks down to respond to the mild vibration coming from his belt clip: The screen is brightly lit on his communication device display which reads, "Heyyy sorry... my cat threw up all over my bed.. she's been sick. Maybe next Friday?"
COMMITMENTWOMAN'S LAIR: Netflix and a pint of ice cream
It's seaman box just doesn't roll off the tongue like a cum box does...
XXVIIMAN ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then every nine months one of them builds up the courage to exit the box. Of course, it's Jerry. Jerry doesn't use the door. Jerry just tears a while in the ceiling and climbs out.
-del2phi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, why do moms do this? Do they know not how anxiety provoking this is? Did their parents never do this to them and they've just never experienced it? Also just get all your fucking groceries before you check out. Fuck you mom.
[deleted] ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 00:27:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can leave me outside on my own to wander the land. But god damn don't leave me alone in the grocery store.
win32ce ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I took my friend's kid to Disney and I made him a card with my picture, name and cellphone to show an employee if we got separated. This made him terrified we were going to get separated. He almost wouldn't go.
the things some people will do to get out of going to Disney...
fleuvage ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:30:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had talks with my kids about what to do if we were separated in stores or on vacation (my advice was: always find a lady in a store and ask her to help you-- they're the best bet for actual help).
One time, in a large US city, I asked them "what would you do if we got separated here?" just as a problem-solving discussion. My eldest asked me, "Mom, are you going to leave us somewhere?" They were about 12 and 9 at the time. Poor kids-- it really hadn't occurred to me that they were fearful whereas I thought we were learning life skills...
win32ce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:57 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no! Hug moment.
I tell my nephews to grab the nearest adult and ask for help. 99% of the world wouldn't hurt a kid but waiting around looking helpless will attract the 1% (or less than 1% I hope). I read similar advice from a police study about women stranded on a freeway.
I tried to do that to my youngest son when he was about 7. I just needed to run and grab milk. I took off toward the dairy products, opened the door and grabbed a gallon. The door closed, I turned around and my kid is standing there. The look on his face was priceless. It was like "There's no way in hell I was gonna wait there alone".
I didn't have the courage that your kid did. For me, it was quite a dilemma. Like my mom left me there to "guard" the groceries but on the other hand there was nothing I could do if the cashier finished ringing everything up. So what was the pointing of having me stand there? I felt so helpless and useless.
Oh, I know the feeling. It happened to me more than once as a kid (one very traumatic McDonald's episode too). It didn't even cross my mind that my son would feel that way, I figured I would be so fast that I'd be back with plenty of time to spare. He didn't seem to give it any thought and just went with his gut.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:11:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg I thought I was an idiot for feeling this way ...
Once she left to get god knows what toothpaste, and I was left there (maybe 9 then) alone , I was so nervous the cashier lady told me would I like to sing a song. I told her I don't have a girlfriend yet so I haven't practiced singing to girls , but she said it's okay I'll be your gf for today.
I was pretty red cheeked n quiet the whole day after that. Didn't see her around after that, so I guess she must have been a temp worker, and I got dumped on the first day
You physically act as a bouncer for your moms goods and dont let people sneakily try to start checking in their items by getting close and making eye contact with cashere to put your stuff on hold, obviously.
My mother did this to me at the AIRPORT. "I'm gonna just run out for a quick smoke" - never mind she had to come back through security. Meanwhile the gate agent keeps saying "last call for flight 123. Last call!"
Oh god. I'm 28 and I still don't know what to do when this happens..."Uh, my mum's just gone to get...I mean, she's the one with the money, you know?..Uh, hopefully she'll be back....Oh, wait, there she is!"
AchingAss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit this.
My parents did this shit all the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Me too. Mom always forgot things to check that were in some advertisement. Then she came fucking late once I was already putting the stuff back into the waggon and she came at the last second.
Then there were multiple times I was crying because I couldn't get something (sweets? I don't remember). She just sneaked away to hide behind some coupbords till I panicked and stopped crying to look for her. Some customers apparently had pity with me because they asked her if she shouldnt be comforting me. She was of the opinion that I needed to be ignored until I stop crying so she just kept on hiding. She also left me behind multiple times I marveled at some devises. Then I noticed no one is there I searched the store but she had already paid and waited outside the store angrily gesticulating for me to come one I saw her
My mother used to run away from me when I tried catching up with her at the super market. She'd speed walk away while saying "no, no, this isn't my child! Someone come get this boy he's not mine." Looking back it's hilarious, but as a crying four year old I'd have an existential crisis and wonder if I really did have a mother.
This happened to me! They called my name over the intercom, when I got to the Customer Service area someone says, "your mother left, she said carry this home.", and slams a gallon of milk on the counter.(we didn't have a car, about a mile from home). Good times.
My mum actually tried to leave me in a shop once when I was 5 because I refused to put my shoes back on. The thing is though, my feet were blistered and bleeding because of these stupid bright pink plastic shoes she made me wear that day. And she wanted me to put them back on. So she told me to go to the toy aisle, and she would come and get me when it was time to go.
I went to the toy aisle and waited there for a very long time, then I started to get worried because of how long it had been, so I went up to the customer service desk to see if she was around the front of the store, and one of the workers did that announcement thing and said "Mother's Name, can you please come to the service desk, your child is here waiting for you". Then, I saw her walking out of the store, so I ran over to her and asked her why she was leaving me, and she said it was because I was embarassing her.
I honestly have no idea what would have happened if I didn't see her leaving.
Shifty03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Left Alone At the Supermarket Checkout Because Your Mum Has Run To Grab One More Thing But Hasn't Come Back In Time And You're Just Standing There With No Money And Everyone Is Looking At You - Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a fear that never goes away, your safezone just gets bigger as you get older
Today, at appx: 11:32 AM Pacific Standard Time, I was sitting in a cafe. A tall girl walked in, and in that moment, I transformed into this man, and wielded the powers of headphones and feigned intense concentration to pretend I did not see her enter. But I had met my match. With a wave in my sightline, my powers were subdued and I was forced to acknowledge her presence as well as my 5 year old unresolved resentments and regrets.
I'm neither of those two legends, and it's been awhile since I put anything in a sketchbook, but I'm sitting here helping my sister with a paper, so what the heck. Hope this satisfies the collective reddit vision /u/wiseguy72/u/randyraspberry
Or as you will be known when you're old and cranky: Suddenly Appearing Dear Woman.
I can picture you already, driving like mad through town, screaming at other old grannies who suddenly step into the street.
D4ri4n117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunting season is great because they all leave my part of the state for a bit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet this is your favorite time of year.
jhutchi2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my dad drove up to Ithaca to visit Cornell back when I was getting ready to apply for college. We had to make the trip in a day so we drove up at like 3 am. He said it was the scariest ride of his life, because you don't see the deer until you're passing them. And there were a LOT of deer.
I have to drive up a long mountain road to go to class. The deer there are abundant, so I have had plenty of scares. It's worse going down, specially at night. I share your fear.
wizdum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially (? Uggh why is that word so annoying ?)
I like this. I think more superheros should have a subtitle that explains the details of their particular circumstances much like a 19th century novel.
Life takes time, man. A lot of us are there with you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I've killed my fair share with the grill guard. Almost hit a buck on my motorcycle riding home one night. Managed to skid around him at about 45 on a dirt road.
Seriously! I live in Texas out in the middle of nowhere and I've had deer, cats, possums, skunks, and armadillos pop out while I'm trying to drive home. The deer are obviously the scariest
After hitting a deer and totalling my car... I have the same stress... My heart jumps into my throat if I see one even on the side of the road. They are like cockroaches... you see one there are like 10 more around the next bend standing in the middle of the road.
Keiyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up deer whistles! I used to live in MT and had them on my bumper, never had a deer jump in front of me despite lots of highway driving.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving at night gives me such bad anxiety, because deer. I can be driving around in town and those mother fuckers are going to run into the side of my car as im going 20mph.
My friend once hit a deer but ended up just stunning it, so I'm pretty sure he could now become your sidekick known as Disoriented Deer Trapped In My Car man.
I'm so glad the area I'm usually in doesn't have this issue, but I am friend who lives about 15-20 minutes into the woods and driving home on that road at night is terrifying. Even with brights on you can't see much.
Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
Not if your plane suddenly crashes full speed into the side of a mountain with a large amount of unstable nitroglycerin on board. You'll die with all the crew, passengers, & animals. That's far from alone, so keep your head up. There's always hope.
Yup. You could be an old man/woman in a hospital bed, surrounded by your loving family; but as your brain shuts down and you lose your senses one by one, you won't even know they're there.
Dying is like going on a scary water slide as a child. You'd much rather do it with someone you trust and care about, but it's just something you have to do by yourself.
Im honestly not sure....maybe they cost a little more. We should pool our money together and see what we can order. I have Prime, so I can get her here in 2 days.
yomerol ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he Thai?
SAGNUTZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotten around the office a little bit, and people know about it, and joke about it from time to time.
The new Asian guy, for whom English was a second language, had always been quiet, but decided to join in on the fun one day. I walked into a meeting and he says "oooo it's Mr. Ladyboy!".
Thanks, Duong. Now I'll never escape that nickname.
secamTO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you, they are scary! I'd be Womanwoman. That would be a problem though... I wouldn't want to jeopardize your identity. shall we divide the fights?
They do, actually. There are always moments in Batman movies where he looks into a mirror and sees himself. The thing is that even though Batman is scared, he keeps going. He sees his fear as a reason for him to never stop fighting.
It might interest you to know there's already a person who calls himself Manwoman. The last time I read about him, he was running an internet campaign to cleanse the swastika of its Nazi connotations because it was a religious or lucky symbol for a much longer time. He also has a yoni (sacred vagina) tattooed on his forehead. Maybe you could be pals.
Ohhhhh honey, it's 2016. You don't have to go by that name ;) lol, just imagining the costume...what no, that's offensive. Sorry. Scratch that. My bad. Whoops.
Made bad/insensitive joke now I don't know how to fix it Man
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just assume your fear's gender?
V1ROS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read the title, came in to type it only to see you already got it. I'm upset.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I much prefer "Your Friends and Family Secretly Hate and Pity You and They're Doing Fun Things Without Inviting You Boy" or YFAFSHAPYATDFTWIY Boy for short.
Rberto123 ยท 485 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was clever, I don't think you have shit to worry about friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my exact thoughts. The most insecure people are often the ones who have the least reason to worry, because they work so hard on their perceived problems
JebbeK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah about that, it wasnt really hidden at all..
Dapples ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to be confused with FBI Tail Paranoia Man, or Simulation Theory Paranoia Girl, or Only Non Telepathic Person On Earth Paranoia Boy, or MTV Paranoia Man
Kalipygia ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Realityboy, to his friends. If he had any.
Gedoz1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:52:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL, thats cruel.
Pezmage ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 19:02:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's cute, you think that they even worry or care about you enough to make the decision not to invite you? You're just a non-entity, they "don't invite you" the same as they don't invite the person that serves them coffee at Denny's.
Pezmage ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:49:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sorry :( Was just trying to be funny. Here's a cat essentially taking a bath in baby chicks - http://i.imgur.com/NqOjBXS.gifv
DeOh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cold harsh reality. I like it. No, wait... I don't. Fuck that. Back to video games.
bsbbtnh ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:44:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man. I used to get so sad when I'd find out my friends did something without me. I realized, at some point, that it's not like I was hanging out with all my friends all the time, so it's not a personal snub when some of my friends hang out without me.
But boy, was it hard when my parents didn't invite me to Xmas dinner. The turkey looked so good, but they told me to make my own dinner and eat in my room, because they had guests (my brother and sisters). I laughed at how sad I felt when I realized I hadn't even invited them to my Xmas dinner (hot dogs and KD), so it's not like I can complain about them not inviting me. Lol
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:29:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like this around 18-19 years old. By the time I was 21, it was completely gone. I can't point to anything specifically that I did, but I know that in this range, some of my bigger moves were to almost completely stop smoking weed, quit taking adderall, and to start working out 2-3 times a week. If any of these pertain to you, give them a try.
EDIT: as far as weed usage goes, I went from virtually daily at 16-17, to a couple time a week at 18-19 (when many mental illnesses start to show), to a couple times a year now.
_idkidc_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as they still do stuff with you it's no problem! If you meet one person who just fakes friendship... you'll know. I had that situation recently.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made yourself the sidekick too? Man, that sucks! I was gonna ask if you needed one, cuz my family does the same thing, except they don't keep it secret, they let me know they're out doing fun things and I'm not invited.
Heoheo24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or FOMO-boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody likes you... everyone left you... they're all out without you having fun!
But then there'd be happiness in finding that meaning. Unless we're going with some extremely superficial definition of happiness, anything that doesn't bring happiness with it is a pointless pursuit.
I mean, if you come home feeling shitty every day and just want to give up, but you don't because you want to create happiness for others, I think that would count.
Gig472 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell you from experience that living like that is hell and will tear you down eventually.
If you're just trying to but don't, there's no achievement, and if you are in fact creating happiness for others, you either find your own sort of happiness within that stress, or you don't and eventually you stop living like that.
Even if you managed to stay unhappy forever while helping others, I'd call that existence pointless because there's no realization. You're either satisfied by your own life or you're not.
Edit: So I'm reading this back... I do realize it sounds pretentious, but it's the way I see life and the world, and it's such a basic conception of it that I can't imagine being verbally persuaded otherwise. So I explain it in a factual tone.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:36:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edit: lets get some void functions and pointers up in this shit.
Edit: "SuperHeroName" undeclared, first use in function.
Edit: Fixed conflicting declaration, fixed array (kinda), stopped trying to write "man" to an address, not the the value it was pointing to.
Edit: whoops, when I moved to void function I forgot to fix the whole superHeroName = function shit.
Edit: Look, its all cute you telling me the code doesn't work, but actually telling me which bit isn't working would actually be useful, because I'm missing something fundamental here because very similar code works on my compiler and I'd like know why this shit doesn't work in the C standard so I can change my real code that uses a similar way of writing strings to something that is actually portable. Unless I've fucked up the syntax or some shit because frankly at this point its getting hard to see through the blurriness to see what I've actually written. Thank you u/fiery_discharge_1
Edit: SHHIIIttt, I've had this moronic mistake in the code the whole time, y'all were a whole lot of help but it turns out I just didn't take the time to actually read my code. So you guys can have this mess instead. Don't know if it works, probably made a typos or some shit, but I know what I'm trying to do and thats good enough for me.
Morning After Edit: I should probably just delete everything, but you know what? I am just going to leave this up as a reminder of why its important to get a good night's sleep and code sober.
Also, I'm a bit disappointed with all the people wanting to use the string.h library, I know its easier but just sticking libraries in willy-nilly is wasteful, especially when the char array will serve the same purpose for such a small amount of code.
How do you passive-aggressively break an arm? I feel like arm breaking is aggressive-aggressive..
But if you move the "passive-aggressively" earlier
"He says passive-aggressively while breaking his opponent's arm"
It makes sense..
But I think I get your point.. At least I think I do: That I say what I say but really I do the same thing, I argue with them over nonsense? Or I say they argue with me over nonsense but I myself am doing things way worse?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But if we did that, then we'd just cry at our computers, instead of comically and furiously blaming each other for why their program that we must to use breaks our program.
mooke ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:48:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, completely forgot I added a typedef to my std_def file, thought it might confuse everyone else.
No, no, no, it's still one addition; he just has to prove he can one-up someone and take his place as the supreme overload.
keanedawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C++ in a nutshell
Ameisen ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:07:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C++ has a ton of features that make it superior to C. Hell, for the most part you can even still write valid C programs in C++ (you just have to honor the stricter typing rules).
The only advantage C has is that it's simpler to parse. There's nothing it does better than C++ as C++ has at least all of C's capabilities.
Ameisen ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I've read that rant many times, and every time it makes me mad. It still reads as someone ranting about a language he's never used. Linus may be bright, but he also has that annoying personality trait where he feels that because he is bright and has made something extremely popular (Linux, something that's only popular because of the community and the intense legal battles BSD was dealing with in the 90's) that he's qualified to speak with authority about everything in CS.
I will do (yet another) response to his rant:
C++ leads to really really bad design choices.
Every language leads to really really bad design choices. I can write a shitty program in C, Assembly, Java, C#, or C++. C++ is not unique in this regard. The only 'negative' is that C++ is probably one of the most flexible languages, so it's easier to have more bad designs.
infinite amounts of pain when they don't work (and anybody who tells me that STL and especially Boost are stable and portable is just so full of BS that it's not even funny)
<citation needed> Which parts of the stdlib and Boost are unstable or unportable? Even Visual C++ these days is extremely stable and portable in regards to their standard library implementation.
inefficient abstracted programming models where two years down the road you notice that some abstraction wasn't very efficient, but now all your code depends on all the nice object models around it, and you cannot fix it without rewriting your app.
C++ offers multiple abstraction models, some with cost (like virtual inheritance) and some without. This is a silly argument - to accomplish the same tasks in C, you are actually using the same models and implementation, but without compiler awareness and thus the ability for the compiler to optimize things away (modern C++ compilers can actually elide virtual calls in many cases - I doubt that a C compiler can elide the exact equivalent - function pointer tables).
In other words, the only way to do good, efficient, and system-level and portable C++ ends up to limit yourself to all the things that are basically available in C.
I do my kernel/osdev work in C++. Not only do you get what's in C, you get type-safety, compile-time safety (static_assert, templates, constexpr, they offer a lot), template metaprogramming (which is hugely helpful), classes (though those offer nothing explicitly over structs, they make organization a lot nicer), constexpr metaprogramming (having a 'function' that takes a string and returns a hash of it compile-time is awesome - makes for very fast switch statements). I mean, deriving his argument further, C offers nothing explicit over assembly other than portability... why not just use assembly? Every 'higher' language is just more syntactic sugar over lower ones - C++ has the unique advantage that the syntactic sugar is optional and usually free (and sometimes faster).
And limiting your project to C means that people don't screw that up, and also means that you get a lot of programmers that do actually understand low-level issues and don't screw things up with any idiotic "object model" crap.
All right, then don't use the popular mid-90s C++ object models? C++ isn't a single-paradigm language. Note that Linux has an object model, and it is actually quite similar to older C++ object models without the syntactic sugar that makes it easy to read and gives the compiler awareness of it for performance optimizations. Basically, everything that C++ can do, they handled manually in C... which is not optimal.
The fact that we also piss off people who cannot see that is just a big additional advantage.
I would never, ever want to work with Linus. He does intentionally piss people off who disagree with him, and he has a large cult of personality (which he fosters) to back him up. Basically, often instead of actually making evidenced points, he will bully people into either agreeing with him, or bully them into silence. He's a bully.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:20:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From Batman to C++/C rant. Today's a good day.
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's worse is I don't even have a problem with C++, in fact it was my first programming language.
I am just an embedded dev who has to use C for his work...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
edited: removed it because it sounded mean
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because its 2 in the morning and I've had considerably more to drink than I perhaps ought to have.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drunk programming makes for the best comments in the morning
Just constructors, destructors, and templates would make C so much better. Those 3 should be enough to bring people out of the darkness that is C, but unfortunately the person in charge of my current project said "no C++, I don't care if it's twice as fast" :(
Well, I mean, 'twice as safe' should be the best benefit for a business that's already using C, but sadly, that still wouldn't persuade most. It'd also require some work to reap those benefits.
No need for the double parens around your generator expression. Python lets you omit them if you've written the expression as the sole argument to a function.
print "Bat" + "".join("man" for x in xrange(1000000))
Oh yeah! I always forget you can multiply sequences. It's such a niche feature, I've used it exactly once, in test code, in my 6 years of professional Python development.
Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
-1 for not passing things by const ref. It's actually really bad C++. Also, void main() is not standard C++. That, and that won't compile as string is in the std namespace.
#include <string>
#include <cstdio> // because I'm not a huge fan of cout
std::string NaNaNaNaNa (const std::string &str)
{
return str + "man";
}
int main ()
{
std::string superhero_name = "Bat"; // note that if we wrote our own string type, we could make this subsantially faster.
for (;;)
{
superhero_name = NaNaNaNaNa(superhero_name);
puts(superhero_name.c_str());
}
}
A significantly faster version:
#include <cstdio>
void NaNaNaNaNa ()
{
fputs("man", stdout);
}
int main ()
{
size_t man_count = 0;
for (;;)
{
fputs("Bat", stdout);
for (size_t i = 0; i < man_count; ++i)
{
NaNaNaNaNa();
}
fputs("\n", stdout);
++man_count;
}
}
I agree. It is readable. However, remember that most people have never read code before.
The main reason I rewrote the code was because the original (unedited) version had no indentation at all. Having all the brackets and code on the same level was hard on the eyes.
Tugalord ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
C++11 has move semantics so don't worry about const ref.
Don't use size_t, use int (native size, faster).
Use string.append(), not string = string + "...". Faster and avoids construction unnecessary temp objects.
Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
C++11 has move semantics so don't worry about const ref.
The string is not going to be moved in this case. You should only pass by value if you were intending to make a copy of the string in the function you are calling.
Don't use size_t, use int (native size, faster).
size_t is the native size type for the platform (on x86, it is an unsigned int, on x86-64, it is an unsigned __int64). There is not going to be any difference in computation time between using int and size_t. The only potential slowdown is that size_t on a 64-bit system will be 4-bytes larger and may make it harder to keep things in the cache, but that is not an issue here. You should always use size_t for sizes which you do not know the max limit of, as in this case. In this case, there is likely no memory allocation for man_count and it is being most likely kept in a register, the instruction to increment it is only one-byte larger on x86-64, and otherwise the value is passed around by value in both Win64 ABI and SysV ABI in a register.
Use string.append(), not string = string + "...". Faster and avoids construction unnecessary temp objects.
It would be preferred to use operator += or append (there will be no performance difference between the two). In the immutable case, the function would be best rewritten to:
std::string NaNaNaNaNa (std::string str) // changed to value pass as we intend to copy it
{
return str += "man"; // take advantage of RVO
}
However, in our case, this would be ideal:
#include <string>
#include <cstdio> // because I'm not a huge fan of cout
void NaNaNaNaNa (std::string &str)
{
str += "man";
}
int main ()
{
std::string superhero_name = "Bat";
for (;;)
{
NaNaNaNaNa(superhero_name);
puts(superhero_name.c_str());
}
}
Note that I still vastly prefer the C-esque version without std::string allocations as it is a better way of expressing the problem, and is far faster.
artanis00 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
artanis00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't skip to the end! The whole thing is hilarious and you should watch it.
Vimda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours has undefined behaviour - you're appending to a static char array
mooke ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:56:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fine, I'm an embedded C dev, worst I'm going to do is overwrite every other variable in the RAM, it'll compile.
After that its the user's problem.
Vimda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's undefined behaviour, that's nowhere near the worst that could happen.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worse than overwriting everything in the RAM?
I'm tired and a little tipsy so you are going to have to explain that to me, because I've never deliberately tried to use code that writes past an array's length, but in my experience, from the [more than I should have] times I've done it by mistake it just keeps on writing. What IS the worst that the code could do?
Vimda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Undefined behaviour is undefined so it's up to the compiler to decide what to do, and it can do anything. It could format your disk, or set your pc on fire, anything it does adheres to the c standard
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like I said, I'm an embedded C dev, anything I am programming is going straight onto a little black square slightly larger than my thumb, even if the compiler goes crazy and decides the code must set its self on fire, or teleport to the moon or whatever its only set me back a few quid and a bit of solder.
And as it prompted the guy I responded to to fix up his own code, I'd say it would be totally worth it.
Also, now I want to write some code that would kill a microcontroller.
Zegrento7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... You're adding a string to a pointer?
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
How the hell didn't I notice that....
Hang on...
Fixed it, man, I never realised how much I rely on my compiler to correct my mistakes.
Admittedly, most of my programming is done slight more sober and not during the middle of the night, but still...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could learn to understand this stuff. I've been trying for way much longer than I should be allowed to. Went to school for it. CANNOT GRASP IT. You know how frustrating it is to watch everyone around you get something and you not get it? Maybe I'm retarded.
Not talking about the joke, about coding.
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You aren't retarded, programming just requires a very different way of thinking that most people aren't used to.
Its not like other subjects that you can just memorise or learn by rote, read about or even practise (though doing several of these will help).
You need to be able to understand it and what's worse is I'm not sure if its even possible to explain it with words.
I had several friends at uni who didn't get it, I may not know how frustrating it is to not understand something when everyone else understands, but I know how frustrating and heartbreaking it is trying to explain something and have no one understand.
Eventually, for some people they did get the hang of it, took a little longer but you could almost see that little click in their brains when they finally got it.
Others just ended up passing the module by memorising the likely problems for the exam.
For most of these people it wasn't an issue of intelligence, many of them were perfectly capable in the other subjects, often better than me, but there is something about coding that is just... different.
If you ever do decide to attempt to learn it again, the only advice I can give you is to break down the problem you are having into smaller problems, then break them down into even smaller problems and so on until you get problems so simple that you could solve in one or two lines, because that is the essence of programming.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thank you for your kindness. I was in the industry for a while, but i have to play this xcom board game because people are getting upset with me, so I'll finish this later tonight.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mooke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C its like C++ but without a whole bunch of useful stuff.
coadyj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lads; this is a lot easier than you think
String name = "batman";
while(true)
{
System.out.println(name);
name += "man";
}
mokorongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Error: "SuperHeroName" not defined
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cock, fixed.
Tugalord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Amazing how writing 20 lines of the simplest code takes one hour and several edits to get right :). I see your college degree has really paid off.
Love the "nah mate you want:" *proceeds to fuck up in several different ways a 20 line joke code.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my defence he changed his code from something that wouldn't have achieved the desired functionality even if it did compile to something actually decent.
And I didn't learn c in uni, I only learnt it for my job, like a couple months ago. And it wasn't an hour of continuous coding, it was 5 minutes and a bottle of Jack Daniels, which is like 2 minutes of normal coding.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is not at all how you manipulate strings in C. Your program isn't going to come anywhere close to working.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, you are going have to explain that to me, because last I checked c doesn't pad its arrays, so each time I write 3 bytes to the 1 byte it should fill the next 2 bytes with what is left?
Because if it doesn't that means that a chunk of slight similar code I wrote at work is compiler specific and I got a bunch of shit I need to do on Monday...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C doesn't pad its arrays, and this:
str[i] = "man";
Is not appending "man" to the existing string. "man" is a string literal, and you're assigning it to str[i] which is a char. So you're basically assigning str[i] to the pointer that references "man".
If you want to append something to the end of a string in C, you use the strcat function from the string.h file. You just need to make sure your string array has enough space to hold the extra characters.
Example:
#include <string.h>
int main()
{
char superhero[1000];
strcpy(superhero, "Bat"); //Copies the string literal "Bat" into the beginning of the string.
while(1)
{
strcat(superhero, "Man"); //Appends "Man" to the end of the superhero string over and over until the 1000 character array is full, then crashes
}
}
Check out the documentation for the string.h library. It's got a lot of useful string manipulation functions.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
umm, that is interesting, because when I do it my way it just writes the hexadecimal value of the character into the array, I know the code is working because I'm later sending those values through the USART and reading them on the other end.
Effectively, what my code does is write:
0x42, 0x61, 0x74 into the first 3 bytes of the array, is this compiler specific behaviour then?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the output is "batman," then I'm about 99.9% sure that your compiler at work does not comply with the C standard. If you're working on embedded systems it's possibly you're not using standard C. But yeah, that code will not append "man" to "bat" in any compiler I've worked with.
Even if it DOES work, it still might be a buffer overflow.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that is exactly why you use standard libraries. Someone went through the same process as you, but produced a working, heavily tested version (probably). Not using those libraries is premature optimisation in most cases
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You happy now?!
I've also put everything in the same .c file, do you want me to put the function in a separate post then #include it?
Cube21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well this seems to have several errors:
1) You cannot call BatMan from a static context without having an instance of the class.
2) If an exception is thrown, nothing is returned. So the string will stay just as "Batman".
3) By convention, in Java variable- and function names start with lowercase letter.
class Batman
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
String name = "Batman";
try
{
while(true)
name = name + "man";
}
catch(Exception e)
{
System.out.println(name);
}
}
}
the recursion function would jsut terminate and nothing would be passed back to the original in yours. this way, it's constantly being appended to until it reaches its maximum size, then printed.
Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smart, I like it. I thought it would eventually return the correct string, though. I didn't test it though, because Java is fucked on my pc
JTswift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I think I'm finally going to teach myself some programming, I read something like this and don't.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, don't just go around assuming things. You know what they say, assuming makes an ass out of you and me.
I used Java because its the first language I learned. I know Python and some C++, as well as LUA, but that's pretty much a dead language now anyways so I don't really count it. I'm just much more comfortable with Java.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. I never know whether to call it Lua or LUA, because I've seen both. I like LUA better because it's more consistent because every letter is capital.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explain why
Sp33d0J03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to see this in X86 assembler.
tomazws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PHP would be..
$name = CreateSuperHeroNameWithShitYouAreScaredOf("bat");
function CreateSuperHeroNameWithShitYouAreScaredOf($haunter) {
$name = $haunter . "man";
// if you're scared of the given superhero name,
// you shan't be given that name,
// otherwise, you're given that name.
if (Scared($name)) {
CreateSuperHeroNameWithShitYouAreScaredOf($name)
} else {
return $name;
}
}
You might get bad alloc from the constant string appending first. Not sure of the stack size in Java, but I think Java string is 2 byte Unicode, so you're adding six bytes for every "man" which is probably bigger than the stack size increase. So yeah, it's the string here. Also, for trivial (no return) functions lots of compilers (c/c++) wi ll optimize the stack away letting this loop forever.
Omg first comp 110 course of my .major this year and I can finally understand coding jokes. I made it mom! Jk idk what try or recursion is yet feelsbadman
How does all the spacing work? Will certain code not work if it's not spaced like so? I'm new to coding and it feels like there's so much random spacing, although it does look neat.
Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Python needs indentation, but with other languages it's just to make it legible.
$i = 0;
while(TRUE){
$phobia = "bat";
for($c = 0; $c <= $i; $c++){
$phobia .= "man";
}
echo($phobia);
echo("<br />");
$i++;
}
/** jokes on me, the page will never actually load since it gets processed server side! **/
// TODO - rewrite in jQuery..... some day... ;
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it a bad joke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just sound really really mad for no reason. I'm going to take everything you say as a grain of salt.
Well you inspired the script kiddies to show that they have basic programming skills, I hope you're happy.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The good news is that if you ever need a bit of code to repeatedly suffix a word with "man" you now have a sample of it in pretty much every language invented, except maybe assembly.
I guess that is something...
xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you read batman like a name, like Batmin, like he's the son of a bat, then the guy who's afraid of him is Batminman and his son is Batminmanmin and that's just fun.
leafyjack ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, the super hero playing on the fear of batman, by dressing up like batman, just more frighteningly. Maybe with live bats strapped on or something?
Mine seemed to go away multiple times then suddenly it would reappear even worse than before. I believe it was infected but the doctor gave me a topical steroid that helped the redness, some antibiotics and another medicine. These helped attack the source of it along with the symptoms but mine had gotten pretty bad and I was embarrassed to be in public. The doctor also recommended taking B-vitamins, there's a 'stress complex' with zinc and vitamin C that helped tremendously
"Well it was either that or use those damn dank memes to bait him into showing. And JESUS HARAMBE CHRIST, I am not hiring another person in a gorilla suit to stand around and get shot!"
NiceIsis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:07:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man: "I mean, I probably wouldn't even be able to stop the crime. Everyone would notice I'm not having a good time fighting the crime and they would all go, 'social interaction man, what's wrong?' and all of a sudden the crime fighting is about social interaction man, and not the crime fighting. Besides, I really like fighting crime alone, plus the crime is all the way on the other side of the city and I can never find parking. A homeless man might ask me for change and then I won't have any and everyone will think I'm just being an asshole. Yeah, I'm sure everyone's got the crime fighting under control without me. I'm really tired too"
starts netflix
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:44:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ejeebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hett ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:08:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When he finally does show up, the chief goes "well, look who decided to join the land of the living" while the other cops smirk. One asks if he has a girlfriend yet.
So, we were twins separated at birth with no idea of each other's existence.
Raised on opposite sides of the country but both developed a crippling fear of social interaction due to a mixture of self doubt and knowing deep down that "they" are setting you up for a prank to humiliate you once again..... damn you Mary Beth Flanders!
Meanwhile, across town, in a much nicer neighborhood...... Jacques Studley, Captain of every sports team he has ever tried out for, is banging that cute girl you once whispered "hi" to in math class as she passed out papers. She only knows you as that creepy kid that stares.
mikhel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:52:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My parents are a construction worker and a secretary. They have four kids and are in a mountain of debt. My dad is also a diabetic alcoholic, and their relationship is basically mutual emotional abuse. Neither has a degree and they live vicariously through their children. When they arent a abusing tge other's drom a previous marriage.
Its fine a couple of people have commented on how easy there parents had it. I didn't take it personally. Its actually a little too late for me i have issues with relationships and student loans are killing me, i dropped out senior year. Ive decided not to have kids so at least i can end the cycle with myself.
All you two need now are Endless-crushing-debt-man, Complete-lack-of-motivation-man, No-life-skills-man, Still-living-with-parents-man, and I-don't-care-no-f*#ks-to-give-man to round out things a bit.
ToastHere ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 17:24:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
blauman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That universal view is comforting but then the other problem is that it matters to other people. So you want to do a job that you can be proud of declaring to the people of which you socially belong to. You want to belong with them and thus their opinion matters.
machstem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
hey some day our entire planet will be engulfed in flames and all of our written history will be gone, so really there isn't any point in mattering anyways :)
I just don't get how you can fear not amounting to anything.
I mean, who cares? So what if you don't amount to anything? 99.999% of all people will not leave their mark on this world. And in all likelihood, neither will you or me. What does it matter? As long as your life is important to you and to the people you care about.
This is that old 'dust in the wind'-argument. Your life doesn't matter to the universe. Like, at all. But so what? It matter to you and to the people close to you. As long as you can be a net positive impact on mankind, you've done your part in my book.
Don't worry. Im pretty sure like 80 % of people disappoint their father or mother. Im in the same boat. You just need to remember you only have one person to worry about disappointing - yourself.
mcguire ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:54:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Vague Disappointment To Everyone Including Myself Man.
capsguyyy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that's too simple. Everyone disappoints their parents at some point but make them proud sometimes too. Unless you commit some heinous crime I can't imagine that disappointment is the first emotion a parent feels when they think about you. Even if it seems like you're never good enough I think it's more likely that they are just trying to push you to improve because that's what raising you is.
rjoseba ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choirbean ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 17:05:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. Every man definitely wants to be your friend, mankiller27.
Yay_Hills ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 17:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya let's break out the camping gear and go out to the forest. Go way deep in, deep enough were nobody can hear us screaming out the laughs we are all having toghether
AerMarcus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda works for two elevator fears that I have...the cable somehow breaking and being stuck in an elevator listening to someone talk about how they don't have cable any more
Closing the doors on evil, holding them open for justice! He rises from his secret base-ment to lift our spirits in this darkest hour and give evil the shaft!
You give people that "whoa my stomach just dropped a bit more than the rest of my body" feeling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to learn about elevators! I use to have a pretty big fear of elevators and while I still get nervous inside of one I can always reassure myself out of it!
Aiyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do the opposite. Whenever i try to thunk about how unlikely it is, my brain starts focusing on the details of what would happen if it did
twinfyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevatormancy.
You can materialize an elevator at will within a casting range of 25 feet. It can be summoned on the ground, in the air, around an enemy, or yourself. While summoned the elevator can only be moved vertically, but it can move horizontally if summoned on its side. If the elevator is moved out of casting range it dematerializes.
The appearance and qualities of the elevator can be changed in accordance with your skill level. Windowed elevators would require about a month's practice. Waterproof and airtight even longer. The amount of elevators that can be summoned at once also increases with skill level, as does the distance with which they can be summoned, and the strength and pressure of the elevator door.
As a bonus, you can also control any elevator within casting range.
Aiyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I'm not alone? I've never met anyone irl who shares this fear. Most people think it's dumb >.<
I don't know why elevators scare me because I know how unlikely they are to fall, and I can force myself to take them when I'm with people, but if they wobble even slightly my brain starts thinking about the distance from the current floor to ground and the likelihood of being splattered :/
m-p-3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lift?
[deleted] ยท 467 points ยท Posted at 16:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not heights. It's falling from heights that gets me. That and taking the rap for a crime that I'm way too much of a pussy to ever commit.
hthu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HiMan
Mirshikar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And company. All together they are known as, The Himen.
luthan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I was looking for you, scrolling endlessly through this haystack of comments. But now I found you. Now, we can drink together and discuss this weakness we share, so we can grow stronger...together
glynstlln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should have said high-man. Gotten then triple entendre
It's a legit thing. Internal decapitation happens when the ligaments that hold the skull onto the spinal column are no longer holding them together. Your skull basically balances on the first cervical vertebrae, and so when the ligaments get torn or detached technically your skull is no longer connected to the rest of your skeleton.
Edit: I can't English.
Syenite ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hate it when that happens.
Massilia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Internal decapitation happens when the ligaments connecting the head and spine are severed, so the severance of nerves and rupture of the airway and blood vessels that normally cause death in decapitation (no more blood to the brain or signals between organs and brain) doesn't happen in these cases, but only a limited number of patients survive for long.
Edits: language
Ghitzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lets go to Tom on the scene, hi Tom."
"Hi Kate. Things are getting pretty crazy down here. The mob has become violent and are setting fire to... Oh whats that? Look! Its Decapitated in a Horrible Car Wreck Girl! Yeah, shes here. Thats her, slouched over on the bench over there... Anyway, the mob is setting fire to buildings and breaking windows. Pretty crazy down here. Back to you, Kate."
hoilst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You superhero vehicle is a Volvo and Ralph Nader is your Commissioner Gordon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you throw flaming melting heads at people as an attack or stop car crashes where people would be decapitated or would you cause that as much as possible or would die in crashes repeatedly until you get it right or do you have to not feed your car gasoline after midnight or do you
[deleted] ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 16:20:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Wiseguy72 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A trick I learned. Use the middle button on your mouse, and it opens in a background tab. You can then mouse over the icon, or close out of it immediately, depending on the title.
dnoginizr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized that's actually a pretty good idea for derailing inappropriate jokes in the workplace. Just say "I don't get it" and watch them sink like a rock.
cjdeck1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's police officer
Black3200 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police officer man doesn't sound as good, and officer man sounds like a Damon wayans movie
cjdeck1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was just going for the Hot Fuzz reference, lol
Black3200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That totally went over my head
arksien ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maintaining his playboy life style thanks to the money he's made off civil forfeiture, police man is the hero Trump supporters need, but not the one they deserve. He's there to shoot the scary black teenagers and pepper spray the college liberals whenever YOU feel threatened!
When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, I don't look in the bathroom mirror. I look down. I'm afraid that if I look in the mirror, what I see looking back at me won't be me.
I'm afraid that I'll technically look the same, but something will be inexplicably wrong about my face, like Uncanny Valley style, so I won't know if it's me or not.
I feel you man, I don't look up in the mirror because I'm always afraid I won't be the only one in the mirror when I look up. That feeling that someone is behind you can be ignored as long as you never look up and see it.
Hey, I haven't taken classes in 4 years, last night I had a dream I was failing a class by 2 points and the professor wouldn't budge and give them to me. Fucking asshole IRL, wouldn't be surprised if he would actually do exactly that.
patanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honestly surprised that this isn't higher, but kinda relieved more people aren't stuck with it. I've never been ok with them, and fuck... that moment when the back panel allergy test wasn't clear and the nurse brought out a tray of over 100 allergen-laden needles.. and now I have to take one every two weeks. At least I don't have to give them to myself anymore, that was torture.
Alone Guy....
Wait, I'm already my superhero.
I fight crime by approaching the criminal activity, they are so repulsed by me that they flee, the criminals, the victim, the cops arriving on the scene, leaving me all alone.
My 'secret' lair is my barren studio apartment, with an old mattress in the corner and the only light is my cold computer monitor. It's secret because no one cares where I live.
My superhero catchphrase, just soft and desperate weeping.
When you think about it that would be a pretty cool power. Like everyone would feel compelled to stay as far from you as possible. break up riots, probably clear buildings faster encase of fire, and be the only one at your favorite concert as long as you stay at the back.
I think I'm your enemy then because peaches are my favorite fruit, not nectarines but peaches specifically because of the fuzz and the contrast it has with the juiciness as you bite in.. Mm... I want a peach now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should get/pet a sphynx cat. They feel like warm peaches.
possobly. i could not get through the part of the hands squeezing the peaches and i probably would have reacted the same as him. i really thought there were more people like this.
Nah, man. That's would be if a centipede was afraid of humans, which wouldn't happen because centipedes are just legs and evil and spite and legs and fury and legs.
xahnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, it was millipedes who wished for legs three times.
The centipede's third wish was for teeth.
DavieJ183 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel your pain. Centipedes freak me the hell out too
Centipedes have 1 pair of legs per body segment. Millipedes have 2 pairs of legs per body segment.
Millipedes' legs are also less apparent. They're pretty well-hidden underneath their bodies, similar to the legs of a pill bug. Meanwhile, centipedes' legs are large and visible to the point of obnoxiousness.
Anarroia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Centipede-man
FTFY
fuzzipoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, a fellow warrior. I was going to post "Tropical Centipede Woman" but it doesn't really roll off the tongue.
'Cause house centipedes? Yeah, they creepy. I've shared a shower stall with one in my freshman dorm. It wasn't the most relaxing shower, but overall it was fine.
Tropical centipedes tho... I've got a whole island to share with them and they're never far enough away. I've been bit once, and that was enough for my lifetime.
House centipedes are cute compared to their armored, enormous, near invincible, brown-blue tropical sisters.
Baron Butterfly here, evil supervillain nemesis to your goody two-shoes silliness. Along with my second-in-command, Lieutenant Lepidoptera, we harness the power of the most frightening creatures on the planet. We flutter up into our enemies' faces, dodging their frantic slaps with all the precision of a paper airplane caught in a hurricane. Then, upon landing on their brows, we just flap the fuck out of our wings right onto our victims' eyelids, occasionally rubbing our hairs on them as well if we're feeling particularly vile.
wylamsoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My exwife taking the kids, my house and my money while leaving me to battle with self doubt and crippling depression all while managing to stay out of the bottle because my horrible childhood lead me to turn off all of those around me and not having anyone to discuss the bourgeois with-man
Have to agree with you here. Eggplants are terrible; they're too wide to fit.
gugudan ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:49:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights-Ma.... no fuck this. I'm climbing back down.
e: To be more true, I guess I'd be Ascension Man. Heights don't bother me. Climbing bothers me. It's the ride up that makes me weak in the knees and white knuckling anything I can reach. Once I'm there on a steady surface, I'm fine.
Geminii27 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:09:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you in trouble? Not sure who to turn to? Call Ascension Man - he's up for it!"
I have seen all of these people, incredible people. And let me tell you, I have seen A LOT of people, and these three are by far the scariest, I promise you.
Same here. Bees, wasps, yellow jackets. Fuck all of them. I know it's a problem with bees going extinct, and that bumble bees are supposed to be pretty gentle creatures, but I still want nothing to do with them.
aaron552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DR. BEES!
MTLink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT IS A PLANE! AND THAT PLANE IS CARRYING... DR. BEEEEESS
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex was that way. Well any flying insect , flying directly into her face, perhaps her eyeballs, up her nose, in her ear, or down her mouth. Lots of reasons to be afraid of moths.
SXECrow ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's serious. Nebraska has a law against whale hunting.
Fucking Nebraska. Hundreds of miles away from an ocean. Has a law. Against whaling.
SXECrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Montana, there is no reason I should be afraid but I'm goddamn terrified. All we have to worry about are bears, Cougars, and Rocky Mountain alligators.
mel626 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be whale girl. At least I'm not the only one afraid of whales.
SXECrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I blame Pinocchio.
clayduck ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:56:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to read so far down this list to find someone with the same fear as me. I started to think maybe I'm weird for hating the danger noodle bastards.
Tryptophobia is an instinctual revulsion many people feel when they look at people covered in holes. If you're susceptible, looking at google images of it will give you nightmares. The guy above posted ascii pictures of holes.
I_OError ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trypophobia
I'm with you on this. Just looked it up, the pictures gave we the willies.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holeman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Grammar Nazi, TYPOphobiaman! Muahaha!
Xtinguish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will only beleive in trypophpbia when I meet someone who can't touch a peice of pumice. Until that day I will always consider it a fictional phobia
I don't know man, with the amount of people online who go batshit over it, I'm inclined to believe it's real. I don't have it, but some of the pictures are disgusting, I can see where these things would join up - do yourself a favour and don't Google "Surinam Toad", and then watch videos.
I mean, I don't get ASMR - but millions of people can't be lying about such an insignificant thing. I apply the same thing to Trypophobia.
I know about the surinam toad, I also don't know a single person who doesn't find it unerving. Like...a single person. it's not a phobia if it's universal, it's just a survival instinct. For the same reason you don't reach your hand into an unknown hole or move yourself into rapidly moving water or a sheer drop.
It's a survival instinct, not a phobia. If it doesn't interfere with your life and is UNIVERSAL it's not a phobia.
ok I'm going to share the grossest sex story of my life, please be kind, I'm really out on a karma limb here:
had just got with my boyfriend (together almost 4 years now, buying house together, marrying one of these days.. my point being he didn't run after this!)
we were at a hotel (both living with family so we needed to get motels until we moved in together!) and he was horney as hell and I said "well, I'm on my period" and he said "so? I'm not scared" so I said... "ok, then... "
so we fucked.
when it was over he stands up and he has blood from his abdomen to his thighs... and he's like "holy shit! I gotta shower!" so I stand up and literally there was a half human size blood spot on the bed... he's like "god damn woman!" and I said "well I warned you!"
we showered, slept on 1/2 of the bed that night with the other half covered in towels... in the morning we left a 25$ tip and a note that said "I'm so sorry!" and we never went back to that hotel... also never had period-sex again. to be honest, I was both embarrassed and disgusted! but he didn't make me feel bad about it.
and we've been together ever since! now I say "I'm on my period" and he says "is your mouth available?"
I would be Hypengyo man who has Hypengyophobia. Which is the fear of taking responsibility. So I will have the fear of taking the responsibility of being a super hero
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not at all irrational. If there was a tiger in the woods behind your house, you would fear it, and rightly so.
There are things in the ocean that could consider a tiger a light snack.
We lived on a bay in the middle of nowhere for a while and determined that while about 50% of the things living in the bay were quite tasty, about 90% had painful and likely venomous spines or sharp teeth. But it's not just the deep that is scary - I've seen a nine foot bull shark catching mullet in knee-deep water.
They creep me out. They grow so fast (many of them in my area) and get in where plants shouldn't be. They'll disappear into a structure and suddenly make their appearance "in the middle of nowhere". They'll tear down an abandoned house by themselves.
Vine Woman would be able to grow vines out from her arms and roots out from her feet within less than seconds and wrap up enemies, or unlock doors, or just work their way into cracks and rip things up Ent-style. And then retract innocently back into her body when she's done.
tax1999 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vhyx ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President-Trump-Woman
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:54:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Vhyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My superpowers include the ability to summon mobs of angry racist white men and immunity to facts and reason.
Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am President-Hillary-Man. My powers include making people commit "suicide by four shots to the neck", missunderstanding internet culture, and blaming everything on the spooky alt-right.
Vhyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortal nemesis, we meet again!
Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. If I ever need surgery, I'll probably just beg them to let me die, I'm so afraid of this. I don't think they make any drug that could knock me out in the event of that panic.
seriously she is so scary. she barely talks, looks like a vampire, and she only comes down from her creep upstairs loft to make a pot of tea in the kitchen and i am pretty sure she has a wolf as a pet
Every time your group of friends want to do something you have to shit before you can go. Leaving them in a fear of asking you to go out which results in you never getting invited ever again.....
zx34cv12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are plenty of reasons behind it, but ever since I can remember, I've never really been comfortable with them for some reason. I sorta loose my shit when anything happens to them or others though
zx34cv12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, pretty much anything to do with wrists, even as simple as looking or thinking about one makes slight gives me slight nausea, watching a movie and a wrist jump scare pops up on screen my eyes are shut, anything to do with interaction with a wrist drive me up the fucking wall.
Something that seems insignificant but sometimes hinders my daily life quite a bit....
Zankastia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thalasoman?
I suppose I protect the grand reefs then....
I hate disappointing people. Work, home, school, I hate when people put faith in me and feel like I let them down. In fact, sometimes people put no faith in me and i still feel like i let them down.
supasid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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C0c0as ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still Batman. I'm a big dude, but we used to get one in my old house every once in a while and I would scream and hide while my roommate would handle his business. I would seal off my room at night if I started to think about one.
Emotional Intimacy Woman! Power: using humor as a defensive weapon, deflecting any real emotions from reaching her! Weakness: being confronted with situations that require emotional honesty!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pornman
My secret porn tablet, hidden in the false bottom of a chair in my bedroom set to auto delete everything if the password has been put in wrong even once or if anything other than a power plus is put into the USB port. I've had to go through inital setup way to many times killing many boners.
Not my biggest fear, but sounds good anyways, and I liked the Lobster Man in XCOM: TFTD, furthermore there is already an episode of X-files about "me". :)
Hillary Getting Elected to be the Leader of the Free World Man
medes24 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:20:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I like a [however you self identify] who fixes their mistakes.
Dutchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AutistChildMan.
Our kid is autistic, and we are kinda scared of him, he's freaking abusive to our cats, every moment let alone, makes you wonder what that little demon is going to do.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry to hear of this issue. My cousin's kid was getting violent toward me and he frightened me pretty badly. Didn't want to have to defend myself against him.
plokool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since there are already so many heroes and villains based on wasps I guess I have to go with my more serious fear. Say hello to Death of my loved ones especially my girlfriend-man.
My friend is really scared of lettuce for some reason. Apparently his roommate put some under his covers one time and he half cried in fear. So Lettuce-Man
g5stephen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paralysis man. All this talk of being lonely but being incapacitated like that scares the hell outta me
MrBurnzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Man.
melance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Sticker!
hamietao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
murder man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depth-Boy, literally the edgiest teen ever.
(I'm thalassophobic)
kjbigs282 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't even wait a week to post this again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede
...shit.
Rawbban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently, me and my girlfriends superhero names would be Lonely Man and Tissue Woman. Yes, she hates, abbhores and fears tissues and all sorts of paper towels. Like when it is all crumpled.
A_Smith22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman. I was attacked by a dog when I was a kid. I can handle being around them now, but barking will make me want to run. I have a love/hate relationship with friendly dogs. On one hand, they're so happy and friendly, but on the other they want to come over for pets :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
l9352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bee boy.
fjpruge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, old lady, I will get your purse back. Wasting-a-day-on-pc-insted-of-meeting-your-crush-who-obviously-flirted-with-you-today-boy catches that thief, yay!
Nothingman. I know it will sound conceited but I don't really have any phobias or fears. I have a healthy respect for dangerous things, places and situations but it is not a fear.
Maybe call me Healthy-Respect-for-Danger-Man! Catchy I know...
I have immense difficulty getting off through normal sex. I've done what I can to the point of just not fapping anymore and it can still be hard.
So, ti would channel that into my alter ego, the shameful ejaculator, fapping in the shadows and ruining sex for everyone as I whisper suggestions whose very premise is dick withering.
Then when I finally ruin the mood, scene, and act that's when I can find my release. My fetish is ruining people's sex lives as mine was once inhibited.
So, ti would channel that into my alter ego, the shameful ejaculator, fapping in the shadows and ruining sex for everyone as I whisper suggestions whose very premise is dick withering.
When we went to see Nightmare Before Christmas in the theater I realized about 20 minutes in that while I LOVED the story, the little claymation creatures were really freaking me out, to the point where I had to bail. It's like they were too 'real' but...not real, I know that makes little sense, but anytime I see claymation or puppets that try to look real but are caricature-like, I get weirded out.
Nihilisman. My power is to argue with you that nothing you ever did will matter. It sounds like a useless power but I do get to keep smokes and scotch in my utility belt.
mrr2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking a shit when the light goes out man
VTHUT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialwoman
Sheynan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
edit: Just googled it for shits. The Falling Man was a photograph taken by a photographer witnessing the last events of the twin towers on September 11, 2001. Origin story confirmed. Falling Man is real.
A child is vacationing in Mexico with his family when he is bitten on the ass by a radioactive monkey. The child quickly develops an intense fear of all non-human primates. Months later, while on the jungle gym, the child discovers that he now has monkey powers. He can climb, swing, jump, and throw feces as well as any monkey. He has become Monkeyman. Swinging from rooftop to streetlight, Monkeyman is the bane of criminals everywhere.
I was bitten on the ass by a monkey, but sadly did not develop any super powers.
alex878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GirlMan
the5ft11g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ArachnidMan or basicallyanyinsectbugwithlegsman but mostly arachnids
snypler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HairyCentipedeMan. Those fuckers are quick, and they always appear when you go to your kitchen late at night for a snack and then you turn on the light and they scurry under the fridge.
KeepThoseDisgustingHolesAwayFromMe Woman. I have trypophobia. I didn't even know this was a thing, I just thought I was weird, but one day when talking to a co-worker about how seeing stuff like honeycomb, certain sponges, etc really sickened me and made my mouth water with nausea, she told me she feels the exact same way. Come to find out this is a thing that some people feel deep aversion to.
When people ask me why they bother me it's hard to describe. Just the pattern and the look of them and the possibility of stuff being inside them.....GROSS. (Bigger holes are fine, I am ok seeing a hole dug in some dirt, or people with gauged ears, or ones I can see all the way through...holes where I can't see the bottom are more disturbing...). Usually I just tell people to Google image it and they understand. Since I am a girl I feel like if I would've been born a man I'd just have to be celibate...Ain't no way I am putting my junk in someone's mystery hole lol.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman. My logo would be me casting comets at women arrive at the wrong time in my life, all in an attempt to convince them that 'it's not you, it's me.'
Raffaell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
epraider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectionMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be "T Bone" as in the car crash and not the cut of meat. I guess my signature move would be to lurk in the darkness and to come in and punch people with a single powerful unexspected blow. I would just have one super powerful left arm befause it is all I would need.
tyler730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mana0783 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Junebugwoman
I fucking hate those things.
At 10-11 years old, I was accosted by one which imbedded it's disgusting self in my hair during a car ride home. So here I am, in the backseat screaming bloody murder "It's in my hair!! It's in my hair!!" but my stepdad mistakes that for "It's in my ear!!" and beats me upside the head with a magazine (all the while still driving the car, I might add).
AwastYee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
Fucking fuck needles. Nuff said.
Well, it's in the same place on the visible cringe pedestal as my imagination of how it feels to get stabbed in the thigh(idk why the thigh..), but it sounds better.
Failureman! He... oh, it seems he's tripped getting out of his car and broke his legs. Guess he won't be fighting crime, let's all point and laugh at him.
Zoidfarbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidney stone man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crocodude
Alliguytor
Mr. Snek
Dying Alone Man
KitKatKat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Butterfly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The joker
ign108x3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you've generally gone downhill as you've gotten older both physically and in personality, and you're totally going to die alone and in pain because you have crappy life habits - guy
HeatDeathoftheUniverseMan, I suppose. My power to increase a target's entropy by reducing it to widely separated fundamental particles is pretty effective, but I don't get to have a lot of recurring villains.
Impodance. I run around naked and fight bad guys with cringe. Once they see my floppy, impotent penis flopping as I dance they feel so uncomfortable they go back to my place and have sex with my wife, Empty Pussy.
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I was a kid, I have always run from the sound of a flushing toilet. I really don't like it.
showmerex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Using a public bathroom to take a shit man.
DASmetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exorcist Man.
That movie scared the shit out of me, and still does to this day. How it would translate in to powers or anything, I'm not really sure, because I'm not too thrilled with the prospect of a demon possessing my enemies and foes, seeing as that might only serve to make them better at their goals, but yeah, that's the one.
Kohilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaa!ThatBalloonCouldPopAtAnySecondGirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of having a job and lives with parents. Unemployed Man. Special powers include: 1 sleeping 2 Playing video games. 3 Watching T.V 4 Eating your favorite meals and snacks. 5. Pretending to be useful. 6. Complaining about life being bad. Tune in to the next issue to see the new adventures. Of UNEMPLOYED-MAN!
whyisdew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman! I'd probably be a terrible superhero since I'd just contribute nothing and sting the shit out of anything that irks me...or anything I go near for whatever reason...
Sion0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep Paralysis Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, just Spiderman. Because let me tell you, even a non-radioactive spider biting you can land you in the hospital. A radioactive one? Fuck that, just shoot me.
anghus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh...
Getting caught while watching hentai instead of porn then mother asks why cartoons!? Why don't I leave the house? There are reals girls outside Man
I'm always amazed when I have cash leftover. Like...all my bills are paid and I have more money than I expected left over. Not sure if I missed something or...
dredawg1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feminaziman!
Khower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Touched Eyeball. I have a complete phobia of anything (other than an eyelid) touching my eye. Watching someone else put in or take out contacts in my idea of torture.
Impending financial doom if my country/the world man
rottdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heartattack man
Rdc1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Constrictor-I'm a big guy and when ever i'm in a small space or a situation where I can't really movie I get really anxious and freaked out
HazzMadd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Dread Man.
I incapacitate evil doers by making them think too much about an uncertain future, the realities of global climate change, their own mortality, and the eventual heat death of the universe.
booktome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Descending Woman
Heights don't bother me at all, but falling... falling freaks me the fuck out. I'm fine with being up high, but if I feel like I'm going to fall at all I completely freeze up and cannot move or I'm convinced I'll fall.
bidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
susrev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Planet(ary Environmental Collapse)
I'm like Captain Planet only I can basically only sit back and watch as everything I love, and require for life, about this world goes to shit unless a literal miracle of science can reverse the damage soon.
I am afraid of falling into an unground pool full of jello. Too weak to support your weight, you sink down, unable to gain any traction, unable to move or breathe or escape.
Nothing Man. Nothing left to lose, nothing left to fear. My power would be a void at the center of my being, sucking the energy out of every around me, sapping the will to act from my opponents. A hole where most people have a heart, that dims light, dampens sound, and withers hope. Imagine Marvin the Paranoid Android as a projecting empath with darkforce generation.
Bag Lady, the homeless avenger! I make bad guys' entire hideouts vanish from around them, and then beat the crap out of them for their tie tacs and gloves.
ZedPupps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have many random and inexplicable fears but my major one would be Mascots going to Disney theme parks is basically my worst nightmare. A furry convention would probably send me into a panic attack.
DGlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman. Little to "My Name is Earl."
zephyrIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man! Here to save the day... But don't bank on it
Torcal4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With the power to drink myself to sleep, existential crisis perception, pessimistic vision, and the ability to slip into a depression that is undetectable by others.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doorbellman.
Old timey non-electronic doorbells from my old student apartment building are my trigger due to total 100% purebred assholes that kept ringing my loud-as-fuck doorbell every weekend night for four years. There were also people driving motorcycles in the hallways, potheads playing with fire extinguishers, floods, and total disregard about their neighbours. Four years of torture and dreams of shanking one of the kids with broken glass.
Nowadays I live in the old part of the town, next to a sailor who comes home for three days maybe twice a year. Sweet, sweet silence.
SammyT623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Girl-Guy I have been told when a spider has walked across my hand I made a noise that my co-workers said sounded like a little girl freaking out. Well they said is between gasping for breath, seems my reaction was also funny as shit to them.
Studlybob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeverBeHappyMan
Kaynin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Satyrsol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman or Hornetman, hell, even Yellow-Jacket-man would work too, but in Marvel they just kinda drop the "man" suffix and I'd just end up as a wife-beating d-bag.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Criminals beware. I am a man who lurks the streets putting a stop to all wrong-doing. I go where the police cannot and protect those who cannot protect themselves. All who plan on harming others think twice and cower at the name "Being Unwanted, Unloved and Dying AloneMan!"
Sinkwoman. I actually have a phobia of kitchen sinks. Not bathroom sinks... kitchen sinks that dishes have been in at any point. I actually have a separate kitchen bar-style sink for drinking water in my house for this reason. Lets just say that my hubby does all the dishes.
...I can't even look at dirty dishes from someone other than my daughter our I will want to vomit. And those old people who put their dessert on their scraped dinner plate? Yeah - fuck you.
I'm afraid of large things, I will be known as Mega! My power, shrinking things, but only shrinking. My arch nemesis, Dark Ocean. My sidekick, The Tiny Wonder.
tutydis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Spiderman or Heightman, which is ironic, cause I'm like 6'4โ.
I hate my life and being stuck in a dead end job with no hope of ever being happy and being angry at every one I see whose out partying and having fun man.
MrEmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Eternal Man
Imagine you find the secret to eternal life, but don't realize it until 50 years later and your friends and family are all 50 years older... but not you. You stopped aging 50 years ago and you cannot think of what you did to change that.
Now your life is an endless funeral procession of loved ones. All your close descendants have died 5 generations ago. At first, you make new friends, and watch them slowly decay. Your life seems like one funeral after another.
But then the government notices you. Now you're in a laboratory being studied for this miraculous occurance. But the scariest part of it is.... you prefer the lab to the outside world. Because in here, there's nobody you care about to mourn over.
dedbeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After a few months working in a produce department that stores strawberries on an unrefrigerated table, I'd have to go with Strawberry. It's a name that could be easily construed as a joke and also fits because I'm a ginger but they shall fear me when I sneak into their house and put mold spores on their food! FEAR THE WRATH OF THE STRAWBERRY!
Bearman. Eater of berries, champion of the suburbs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AtleastonestandarddeviationbelowthemeanIQman. Those scare the fuck out of me.
idgarad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoHorizonWithFogMan. I get creeped out in deep water or vast open places where I cannot see a defined horizon, akin to Agoraphobia but where there is no distinct horizon in view. Underwater aquariums tend to do the same thing if they are big enough (like a dolphin tank at a zoo). Something about the vastness of the space creeps me out.
I would be named "Falling Man" or "Mr. Vertigo", which isn't that bad being that I'm certain a Hell of a lot of other people would be named "Clown Man" and "Clown Woman".
I'm officially everyone's Arch Enemy. After a freak accident, my Asperger's removed my.logical fear of tornadoes and replaced it with my super ability to not give a fuck anymore, but I relish in the fears of others.
Going into the locker room during P.E. to change into your gym uniform and worrying that your dick fell out of your underwear and you don't want anyone else to see it-man.
SkolKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HotpotDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdshitman,I don't mind birds in general but when they fly over me I'm always shifting to the left or right,I keep my eyes on them or when they are perched on a lamp post
Hmm..
Whale Woman
Dame of Darkness
Queen of the Arachnids (I feel like there should be a name before this, but can't think of anything punny having to do with spiders)
Eyesman. People who touch their eyes, disgusting. It's why I'm always postponing my wanted eye-surgery (glasses suck). The touching or hurting of eyes creeps me the fuck out.
It'll be 'Professor Alzheimers' - unless I forget it, in which case I'll go through a mid-secret-life-crisis and switch to either 'The Botfly' or 'Contagion.'
And they move like motherfucking lightning. I have no problem with bugs. I can deal with bugs that have a surplus of legs. But a bug with all those legs that can close on me at 4' per second? Nope, nope, nope.
I have a totally irrational fear of aliens that look like the ones in Close Encounters, Signs, X-Files, all the drawings that hillbillies do after they've been abducted...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep Paralysis Woman!
I stand in a dark shadow while you sleep and press down on your chest while whispering eerily.
...Will you be able to move when you wake up??
SDWAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The universe and everything in it is a holographic simulation and therefore everything is fake/predetermined/does not really matter so what is the point of anything man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingnessman
Tsiyeria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insanity Man.
Your mind is you. Going insane, being cut of from the truth of reality? Not being able to function at all - or suddenly coming out of your perfect little world to learn you did something bad, etc.?
Ultimate nightmare.
my superpower is forcing people into an alternate reality where they have to walk a tightrope while being forced to look down on the world, just like they look down on it from the ground, only this time in the grip of sheer terror.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man. I have no fears! Muhahaha!
bushnipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really tall ladder man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man. using my trusty shit-that-touches-your-feet-in-the-water-belt, complete with seaweed grapple hook, crabarang, and unknowable squashy things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No need to fear! Here comes Not-Being-Able-To-Provide-For-My-Family-Man to save the day!
His super powers are:
1) getting real nervous when the bank account starts getting low
2)not being able relax around Christmas time
3) worrying about the kids college and how to pay for it
...and finally...
4)always wondering if he should look for a second job
Responsibility-Man!
Can procrastinate longer than anybody!
Master of shirking duty!
Faster than the Flash!...at running from adulthood responsibility!
Truly, I am a god among men.
Wiping your ass and knowing you will need to wipe it enough that you will chaff your asshole, but you don't want an itchy asshole for 3 days because you have an important meeting and can't comfort the itchiness man.
Theme From It's A Small World Man
I actually loose my mind when I hear this music. (Was trapped on this ride after being separated from my parents at Disneyland)
PoppaBat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman. Pretty nice, only I'll have to spend a lot of money on new underwear for when I shit myself anytime I look in a mirror or my reflection in the water.
Unspeakable-Lovecraftian-Horror-That-Surely-Lives-In-All-Water-I-Can't-See-The-Bottom-Of Man
KnightKu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Punch Man.
Grew up in a safe neighborhood and school. Never been bullied or got into a fight. Pretty sure I will be knocked out with a single punch considering my body size.
kev96h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL Id be spiderman
brsch57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dva76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado-Hitting-A-Razor-Blade-FactoryWoman
goron8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderman pretty irrational right? I mean thunder isn't even the one that comes down. But id come down hard on my enemies... That was bad ill show myself out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Polygraph Woman
Instant panic attack for me. I can still hear the scratching of the machine and was 100% unnerved by the woman giving the test. Would like to try for a job that would require a security clearance, but I think the panic attack when having a polygraph just says I lie about everything including my own name. I feel so stupid. I also can't take the classes for taking a polygraph, because they assume you did it to learn to lie. I just don't want to fall apart. I may be pathetic, but I guarantee I'm no more pathetic than the other idiots they hire, except they can get through a polygraph. Even an alcoholic who told me he lied on every one he ever took gets a security clearance.
Oh, and how much stuff has been dumped on wiki leaks by those with clearance?
I think the next one I ever have to take I'll just puke on the person giving the test.
I'm the network engineer at my job. Everyday people cant seem to remember their account login, fail at printing documents, cant seem to connect to wifi. Have no Fear, Mr.IT is here. the owner doesn't even call me by my name. It's a great feeling!
AidanL17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Decision man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
setzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pre-Flight Man?
That's gotta be the worst superhero name ever. I love travels, n have no issues going on trains, boats, or road trips (cars n vans etc) or any other method of travel.
But I get massive anxiety issues before flights, I'm ok once I'm on the plane because hey nothing I can do then, but before that I'm almost always a nervous wreck.
Fireman. House caught fire when i was in my teens, managed to put it out with the help of a couple of neighbors. Though ever since then i get super paroniod when it comes to fire.
Gluten-free man, I'm a line cook when those nothing I fear more than those gluten-free mods coming in on tickets during a busy service. Grinds everything to a stop
Thedoc9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freakishly-Big Bug-Man. Tarantulas look like they have huge muscles. June bugs are loud when they buzz you. A centipede crossing the basement floor towards me? Where's my flamethrower?!
NickRick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwebs you accidently walk through, but don't have a spider in it, so you're just trying to find it, but can't so your mind thinks you have a deadly spider on you all day man
scibrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noman...seriously, my friends asked me what I was scared of earlier this week and I've been wracking my brain to figure out the answer. I'm not some badass action hero or anything and I've done plenty of stuff in my life, but I genuinely have no idea what genuinely scares me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no super powers, skills or noteworthy abilities and, when the shit comes down, EP gets all the crap jobs: run out there and draw their fire, be the suicide bomber, drink this and see if it's poison, etc
I'd rather ride a million roller coasters naked than get back on that thing. The way the gondola slides around wigs me out....and i used to fly in helicopters and repel...go figure.
Vertigo-spiderman to the rescue. Just look for me in a car and not on a swinging rope or the tops of buildings. Also this makes it very hard to brood menacingly over the city at night time.
Srsly. It's irrational, I know it. But they bother me. Even big fans in warehouses. Just have to keep them right outside my peripheral and can go on human-ing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety will become self aware and destroy everything in life-man. Powers include and are pretty much limited to: running the fuck away, crying in a hole somewhere, frequently apologizes for things, apologizes for apologizing too much, cowering under tables and other furniture. ULT: none, just stronger emotions attached to above powers.
In a plane falling from the sky with minutes that seem like hours to contemplate all my life choices at the same time as accepting death while questioning my religion and wtf was so good or so bad that brought me to this fateful plane trip to begin with-man
adimodi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is because I am epileptic, they are god damn terrifying, and if you have them nothing is quite as terrifying as them. brings all your other fears into perspective really.
I'm not afraid of anything except for potential physical pain. Doesn't even have to be serious injury, if it hurts, I want to get the fuck away from it. I'm not even really afraid of dying, just the pain that might come in the leadup.
Insectishman. I hate insects, and also anything close to them (spiders, so on). Like to phobia levels of irrational fear. If its a general fly or tiny moth or something, i just have to kill it immediately, same with spiders.
If it gets too large, or is a particularly weird or something that could genuinley hurt me, like a daddy long legs ,large moth or bee/wasp, i nope the fuck out of there like a bitch.
to be clear, Batman chose that name also because he felt the criminals would in turn be scared of bats. it's not like if he was scared of speaking in public he would become forensicsman.
Trapping My Dick In My Jeans Even Though It's Only Happened, Like, Once And I Was Only Five But Still I Just Have A Bad Feeling About These Jeans, The Zipper Is Really Thick, If I Get It Trapped I Don't Know If I Can Get It Back, This Could Be My Life, A Life Of My Dick In My Zipper, Shredded Foreskin Flapping Folornly In The Wind Man.
Shark-man raised by dolphins except terrified of sharks regardless of how I dress disguised so no sharks shall fuck with me, plot twist not knowing how to swim and my special abilities are panic and drowning
I don't fear death. What I fear is being in a horrible accident where I lose my ability to move or becoming brain damaged in such a way as to where I can't take care of myself.
Ever hear the song One by Metallica? That is what I fear.
amnana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, when I was 3 my father put me in a pen in our little farm with our cow Bruce. Silly younger me wanted to pet Bruce, so I reached forward to touch her nose. She didn't like that, she started "chasing" me (my memory clearly states that I was running from my life as Bruce sprinted towards me, but dad and his video of the events shows the cow grunting a little bit and me screaming), I ran away as fast as I could and now whenever I go near them I have flashbacks of Bruce trying to kill me.
Ah; that makes a lot of sense. I was raised on a dairy farm; even had a cow named Ruby that I raised from a calf; and she was really sweet. Loved apples.
So it's interesting to see the opposite perspective.
psu256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I bought a house five years ago, I have developed an annoying fear of water in my basement every time it rains (even though it maybe happens once or twice a year.)
So, I guess, Rain-Woman... (It would have been funnier if I was a guy...)
It's not what it sounds like, I'm just really freaked out by weiner dogs.
Xethaios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman. I'll terrorize my enemies with super high heights and a very real threat of being dropped with no hope of survival. Kind of have to be a villain, though.
Failureman, I'll make then question whether or not their life is even worth living
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pfffffft that's a badge of honor. You accept it by saying, multiple times and in a very annoying, in-your-face way: "Ho boy, I would not go in there. That place reeks!"
twinfyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cicadaman.
I guess I'd be really ugly and creepy looking while also really annoying?
So basically nothing changes.
nayan742 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachniwoman.
I wanted to focus more on my irrational fear of swimming pool drains, but I'm lost as far as cool superhero names go for that one, so spiders it is.... (well, at least I tried to make it more original! xD)
Sisters ex boyfriend taunted me with our biggest knife by running it along his neck (To prove how dull it was). I repressed this memory until 4 years later when I was 16.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bees And Other Flying Insects That May Or May Not Be Dangerous Man
Rg1550 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand that Batman didn't get his name from having the fear of bats but from overcoming his fear of bats so this thread is essentially useless-man
I had a bad experience when I was a child feeding a live cricket that I had caught outside to my lizard. It was in my hand and I swear to god it fucking bit me. I threw it into my sisters room and fucking ran back outside. Told my parents the lizard really loved it.
That cricket made it to my room and haunted me for months. I ended up spraying some aerosol deodorant into the hole he was hiding in that I couldn't reach inside to kill it. Seemed to do the trick.
When I was a kid I was more obsessed with space than the Space Core. Right about up until the point when I realized that no air is a lot more complicated a problem than needing a helmet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gettingIntoTheMajorMan();
I understand that it's not a big deal if I don't get into the major, I can easily do something else and still get a a nice programming job, but i want to learn those cool concepts from a nice school
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'hey... ummm could you stop mugging that woman please?'
aww fuck i dont think they heard me... should i say it again but louder?... why are they staring at me like that? Is it my costume? fuck i knew a cape was too much...
wait... does she even want me to be here?
sekter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catastroman!
Chestigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oompa loompa man
Xawjer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
theknowledgethatonedayeveryonewillbedeadforgottonandobsoleteandinthegrandschemeofthingswearereallyjustadropinanenormusborderlineinfinitebucket..... girl....
or darkalleygirl.
He will save you from anything, just so long as it's on the ground while it happens! Plagued by his nemeses The Stepstool and Ladder, Heightsman will stop at nothing to keep everyone down to earth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With all this freaky clown shit going on lately my childhood fear of clowns is starting to make more sense. My old high school was closed cause a clown tried to choke a lady and gave her a threat about my high school. Some kids got chased through the park in the middle of the afternoon
Bleeding to death just fast enough that you have enough time to realize you're dieing but not accept it as you pass in a moment of almost painless shock and terror... Man
Ravgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losswoman maybe? Or misunderstoodwoman.
Mutang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolute Nothingness Person ; or (what is the absence of a universe/Multiverse, and am I really just scared of death and my non existence prior to being.) Person.
EDIT: Very seriously, black voids terrify me because of what my active imagination impresses upon them. For that I could be Darkness-man, or Imagination-man. But that doesn't have the same comedic punch.
Cmon, people, have some creativity, don't just stick "man", on the end of shit. I was always freaked out by the Goosebumps episode with the Ventriloquist doll, so maybe I'd be called the Ventriloquist, or the Puppet Master.
I got incredibly high and decided that if I shaped canned cat food into mittens and wore them to attract cats I could be Catman, so yeah I pretty much have dibs on that one.
Front page post that I'm commenting on twenty-two hours after it was posted with over 12k comments already. Pretty sure no one will ever see this, but I'm going with Oldageman.
It's a terrifying thought that I could reasonably live another fifty years. Life is a miserable shit-hole, a bleak existence of uselessness and pointless suffering, and I could be stuck here for a long, long time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lurking in the comments, shitposting into the site, he stalks though the sub while doing justice and gilding this comment the poor. They say he was inspired by that which he most fears: discussions about new things for him to fear. His name?
his skill include berating cartoon network for not being as good as when he was a child but in actuality he's having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that age is coming up with him
lpycb42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-woman.
csmumaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eyeman
I have a terrible fear of things around, near, in, or touching my eyes. I wear glasses and eye exams (which I can only bear to do every 4 or 5 years) are horrifying
Saved comment
dirtyfacedkid ยท 3624 points ยท Posted at 16:48:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxman
Wiseguy72 ยท 1389 points ยท Posted at 18:12:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They say there are two things in life you can't avoid...and he'll make sure to collect."
Jesuslordofporn ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 02:06:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a superhero, but a Villan/Freelancer who specializes in collecting 'debts' by any means. He has never failed, but that may soon change. Tonight he meets his toughest target yet, Bruce Wayne. How will Batman defeat the taxman and can he keep his identity secret in the process? I don't know.
uptokesforall ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:23:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why won't Bruce Wayne release his tax returns?!
PODoe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:22:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's being audited right now, but once it's over he'll release them. You wouldn't believe how often he gets audited.
uptokesforall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The chief of police is on his payroll. His audits never reveal anything! Where is the tax man when you need him?
goldrogue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all know he owns like six slaves, not counting Gordon.
raptosaurus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:16:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Offshore bank accounts
SuperSkeptik ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:02:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RepoMan?
Movet_Turtur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly some sort of tally keeping person?
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tally-hoe!
Assassin that kills his victims with a hoe. Adds a tally mark to his hoe for each job done.
TheSheDM ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:23:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're on fire
Wiseguy72 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:40:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh No! Now not even Elevator Man can save me!
FrozenInferno ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:23:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
xCairus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither. Anyone got an ELI5?
Niftoria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The saying is, there are 2 things you can't avoid in life. Death and taxes.
ActorMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.... Nice!
canadeken ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I read that as "there are some things in life you can't avoid... and it sure as hell ain't taxes" and thought it was a lionel messi joke
senateguard33 ยท 247 points ยท Posted at 20:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And you're working for no one but me!"
daytripped ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would have been pissed if I didn't see this comment
MartyFraser98 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only Beatles fans will upvote this- a lot of folks will be totally bewildered
Interpools ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 00:19:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't ask me what I want it for. If you don't want to pay some more"
pllakers17 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 01:55:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'CAUSE I'M THE TAXMAN
LitsTheShit ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:58:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oooo oo oo I'm the....taxman
JohnScott623 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street.
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat.
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Kusibu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Hillary Clinton
nliausacmmv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Melania Trump
luchinocappuccino ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:17:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always upvote Beatles lyrics. ALWAYS
imscaredoffbi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:27:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They say it's your birthday
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:24:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the walrus
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ENOUGH WITH THE MEME!!! YOU NEED TO LET IT BE!
KingInTheWeest ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:02:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Beatles song
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Listen, punk, I'll tell you how it's gonna be. It's one for you and then 19 for me. And if they ask you who took it, tell 'em I'm the Taxman. Yeah, I'm the Taxmanm"
singeroil ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:25:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rust?
awesomedan24 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:26:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became to self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself; we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling. Programed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction one last midnight. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
So whatโs the point of getting out of bed in the morning?
I tell myself I bear witness, the real answer is itโs obviously my programming and I lack the constitution to commit suicide.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ain't readin that shit lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay from now on, the car is a place of silent reflection.
Microscopic_God ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MURPH?
TheDemonCat ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:53:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donald?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thankfully the look has already been worked out for you.
IRS was such a weird gimmick.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also taxmanman
blueblur112198 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So how's work going on Sonic Mania? someone please get my joke
MX64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got you man, Taxman is a god
champbelt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe sir Paul wrote a song about you
thebitchboys ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:54:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually George Harrison wrote it. He's my favorite Beatle, but it honestly surprises me that John and Paul allowed that to be the first track on the album.
fatfaggotsnacks1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:29:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause it's a good track!
thebitchboys ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For sure! I just saw the new movie about them last night and now I'm in such a Beatles mood. George's self titled album is a personal favorite of mine as well.
BraveSquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, I finally got around to mine like 2 weeks ago.
FunkyCatJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my Twin ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I'm working for no one but you!
M_Bipson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This really made me chuckle even though its an obvious one. Well done.
actual_factual_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I misread that as Taximan
FreemanAMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting. Your arch nemesis would also be named "Taxman". I sense a good plot here
foxdye96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im not THE taxman, Im A taxman" - Taxman, Corner Gas
Rgrockr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OP said superHERO, not villain.
ImAussa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's that coming over the hill? Is it the Taxman? Is it the Taxman?
falconzord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
send us Sonic Mania
InsanityWolfie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me tell you how it will be...
Darksayeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? NoOoo thank you!"
-The Joker
clioke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm the taxman... yeah, I'm the taxmaaaaan"
Half_Man1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let me tell you how it will be
There's 1 for you 19 for me
First_Utopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet theme song too
Donkey__Xote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/KR0EHW6IpSw?t=2m41s
EDIT: for some reason I commingled "taxman" and "scatman"...
randomly-generated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You work at Tax Masters by day.
Epicsharkduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you come to the door, does the house look like a rummage sale?
JeanJacketBandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give you money for your GOLD! OH YEAHHH!!!
CrazyBarks94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his sidekick Debtboy
kittymctacoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just sang skat man in my head and replaced it with tax man. Thanks
Chuckles-Walrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause I'm the taxman
kawaii_kamii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Death and taxes! Death and taxes!" -outlast lol
A_Smith22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You pay one i pay 17.."
Awizy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cause he's the taxman! Yeeeaa he's the taxman!
ObscureAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump? Is that you?
Nby36 ยท 563 points ยท Posted at 22:31:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unplannedpregnancyman
se1ze ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're safer than about 50% of the population.
boba-fett-life ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohh, I was this man before!
Whatever you decide to do, it'll be all good. Don't stress.
Peace brother.
TheChandraraj ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're silver-age unplannedpregnancyman, who eventually went crazy and randomly pregnated someone and became the villain 'Mourning After', thus giving the torch to bronze-age unplannedpregnancyman.
Sturgeon_Genital ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:27:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just get snipped, mate
Nby36 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:31:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I'm scared.
Scaredofsnippedman
ferb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:15 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part about it was the bruising. Ever seen a chicken with black skin? That's what my balls looked like.
Roastar ยท 7006 points ยท Posted at 16:33:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man
FranklintheTMNT ยท 3207 points ยท Posted at 17:48:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take me by the hand
OldManWithAStick ยท 2422 points ยท Posted at 18:05:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lead me to the land
milksteak-n-magnets ยท 2136 points ยท Posted at 18:22:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That you understand
Nikazio ยท 1801 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man
UnnamedNamesake ยท 1370 points ยท Posted at 19:48:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
findusgruen ยท 1242 points ยท Posted at 20:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
UnnamedNamesake ยท 1298 points ยท Posted at 21:01:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean Man
LaughingGnome1 ยท 857 points ยท Posted at 21:37:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can you see through the wonder and amazement
Nightslash360 ยท 738 points ยท Posted at 21:59:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the oberman
dissolvedpancreas ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 22:08:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth, like the child-like man
Nightslash360 ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 22:11:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OCEAN MAN
publicenemyone ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 22:27:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Nightslash360 ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 22:28:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soaking up the thirst of the land
hyena142 ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 22:28:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OCEAN MAN
Nightslash360 ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 22:44:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sweet guitar solo
UrbanizedZae ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 01:55:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sweet guitar lick
Itchy_Craphole ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:17:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repeat chorus.... then repeat the song like 4 or 5 more times. Wait a handful of months and stumble across it again and remember it exists and how glorious it is and repeat all of this. Repeat.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:52:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
edit: downvoted self
mountainguy117 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it Reddit!
Upvotingisbadright ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol. Downvoted
Bamzooki1 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 01:58:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OCEAN MAN
borntoannoyAWildJowi ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:59:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take me by the hand
masterofbuttons ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:13:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lead me to the land
Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That you understand
Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man, the journey to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man, the sequence of a lifeform braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land
Clayman518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OCEAN MAN [fades out]
kendall1983 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WEEN! fuck yes. that was so satisfying
mama_jackalope ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 23:47:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to up vote so many things!
kendall1983 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:11:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i aswell.
whats your favorite ween song?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:36:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Transdermal celebration!
kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
very solid song
Lostinthesauce336 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quebec is a solid album.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Z o l o ft
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:07:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
sgrwck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:18:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every Ween song is great, and Your Party is no exception. That smooth jazz hook, plus there was candy, spices, and tri-colored pasta!
turnsfast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the beverages, so many beverages.
kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i love this song.
Lennon_v2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:18:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine would probably be Gabriel
kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is a very overlooked song.
PM_Me_An_Ekans ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:14:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waving my Dick in the Wind.
It was the song that introduced me to Ween and I love it so very much.
Lostinthesauce336 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm lost in the sauce once again
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese Cowboy!
Lostinthesauce336 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:51:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread made me remember my username came from a ween song
kendall1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
waving my dick in the wind!
MyTasteInMusicSucks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tear for Eddie, Waving my Dick in the Wind, The Grobe, The Argus, Kim Smoltz. Couldn't pick one. Just what I've been jamming to today.
mama_jackalope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:39:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a thing for The Argus, but I could probably pick several favorites.
FranklintheTMNT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bananas and blowowow
kendall1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh o. bananas and blow!
Monteitoro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The mollusk for sure
kendall1983 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
soooooo brown.
EEKaWILL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bananas and blow
crumards2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby Bitch
W_O_M_B_A_T ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was all worth it in the end, though.
ThatsWhat_G_Said ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just saw them for the first time in St. Paul a couple weeks ago, so amazing.
unevolved_panda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did I see this singalong in two different threads within five minutes of each other?
kendall1983 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ween. thats how.
edwartica ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:47:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Push the little daisies and make them come up.
1mexicanamerican1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:11:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man
1mexicanamerican1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:10:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man
Nightslash360 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:22:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take me by the hand
1mexicanamerican1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:43:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(In very low walking away whisper) ..... Ocean Man
Nightslash360 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:44:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sequence of a life form braised in the sand
1mexicanamerican1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:27:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As lonely as I walking all threw the land.
henrythe7th0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hands in my dick, dick in my hand
1mexicanamerican1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:55:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A drop of seamen falls on the sequence of life form braised in the sand.
TheSchnozzberry ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:27:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just heard this song for the first time yesterday!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:51:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how didn't you watch the sponge Bob movie? Wtf man
TheSchnozzberry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first one or the second one? Because I saw the first one and don't remember that song. I haven't seen the second one because I've been too busy.
Draculin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:29:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's at the end credits of the first one if I recall correctly.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I reckon it's the first movie but I haven't seen it in a long time.
ThatsWhat_G_Said ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:45:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do yourself a favor and listen to The Mollusk by Ween from start to finish, phenomenal album. Then go and listen to all of their other stuff!
TheSchnozzberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been listening to Ween for the past 4 hours. Fantastic band.
turnsfast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of us! One of us!
GimmeMoneyBoi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf is an oberman
Nightslash360 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:22:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk
SlyRy7146 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OCEAN MAN, The crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
SexyGreenMandM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:53:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's that what he says? I always thought it was "open land".
JRinzel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:29:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it, Reddit!
Nightslash360 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:08:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No we didn't...
Gaby07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
Maximumburrito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man
The_arch1tect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:08:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man
throwawaycauseschool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man
Hairbrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man
The crust is elusive when it casts forth
Gesh777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's spaghetti
1mexicanamerican1 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 23:08:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man
HumanClaymore ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:30:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Boognish smiles upon you all
SpookyGeek ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:39:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read sub comments for this. Was not disappointed.
Oi_to_the_World ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guys this is someone's fear
UnnamedNamesake ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 22:16:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THE WONDER OF AMAZEMENT AT THE OBERMAN
supasid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2hg e22h2hggee>Soaking up the thirst of the land
supasid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2hg e22h2hggee>Soaking up the thirst of the land
I_blue_myself_87 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:11:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trip trip trip...
jheronimous ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:34:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trip ... Trip ... Trip ...
Xxx1982xxX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:13:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
trip
lorikeetuesday ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trip trip trip trip trip
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
trip trip trip trip
tookawicz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(trip trip trip)
thisismydayjob_ ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soaking up the first of the land
someone2639 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
pnot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The voyage to the corner of the glooobe is a real trip (trip, trip, trip)!
misterfoogggle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
1mexicanamerican1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:07:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Whispers in the Wind) Ocean Man
HorseLove19 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:59:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't I get 815 up votes for just repeating the original comment. Regardless, well done.
wahlberger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The journey
MrLeBAMF ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERLASTING LOVE
InsidiousMind15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YEAH! FUCK THE SYSTEM
a_smith51 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:43:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You made me a maaaannnnn"
Jun_Kun ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:02:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That one night (one night!)"
santasmic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:15:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made everything alllriiiiight!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:36:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ahhhhh
Vindexus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maaaaaaade me a man*
ClicksOnLinks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voodoo lady, shakin that stick and driving me crazy
Rockonfreakybro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:17:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAAAADE ME A MAAAAN
SketchyBrowser ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lead me somewhere new!
OblongWombat ยท 848 points ยท Posted at 23:32:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ ๐ ๐ แดแดแดแดษดแดแดษด ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ แดแดแดแด แดแด สy แดสแด สแดษดแด ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ สแดแดแด แดแด แดแด แดสแด สแดษดแด แดสแดแด yแดแด แดษดแด แดสSแดแดษดแด ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ แดแดแดแดษดแดแดษด ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Crash9 ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 00:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land ๐ that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
zachisawesome123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no
glorioussideboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
16 hours and no cummies reply, I'm impressed Reddit.
HowCouldUBMoHarkless ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:00:55 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
moon2GOOD
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:25:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/emojipasta
lost_in_santa_carla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's... beautiful
Oblivious_Tom ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 00:29:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meme made. Lazy as fuck. But now we cant take it back. Thanks jerk.
oldbauer ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unknown Object Touching My Foot in the Ocean Man
livin4donuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Always a Stingray I'm Gonna Be The Next Steve Irwin Man.
43eyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take me by the foot
Efflux ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:58:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Join us at /r/ween
unicorn_zombie ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:45:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thalassophobia
prpldrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
He goes to home
lordberric ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:03:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buster?
LordTet ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:22:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ocean man is a metaphor, you can BE the ocean man
JoshuaMc93 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:39:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mang0 is he truest Ocean Man
kirby2341 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enchant!
obliviosa ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:22:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea-man has a better ring to it, I think.
ChemicaLust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well between me, OP and that other guy, we'll be up to our eyes in Sea-men
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leonard nimoy would agree.
Ocean man is out there, but seaman is a real trip
Unreal_Banana ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KKoceanMan
Leorlev-Cleric ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thalassophobia or just in general?
Christophurious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaweed harmlessly brushing against your leg man.
fancy_fish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank goodness I'm not the only one.
Smythy123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea man wouldve been so much better
josecuervo2107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and don't forget your trusty companion swallow!
TommySawyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BillyOceanMan ... Caribbean King
charliedarwin96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of the land man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can only be one. Time for us to fight.
roguesteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking the exact same thing before I opened up the thread.
Liviing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
approve
MXWRNR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skirting that DC copyright I see
d4rkn3s5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐
divinorumandabsinthe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need you
ChubGuard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi I'm a lifeguard nice to meet you
Ultra_Mew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/Iamtheocean
Devildude4427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about "Seaman"?
tigrn914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MoonMoon would be proud.
cpt_innocuous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phillip Fathom
realAniram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude let's do a platonic team up I'm Ocean Woman.
Condoggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of the land man?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Champion of the Waves!
Harkee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeman?
LEEMakesThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/aEEbZv6gtd8
MegaDaveX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my children first started elementary school I'd play this in the car and we would all sing along. I really think it helped their transition from being home with me all the time to now being at school.
King_Poseidon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poseidon here, Lord of the Sea, Breaker of Waves, High-fiver of Fish, Lover of all that is Wet: I should tell that you shouldn't fear the ocean, that my love for you, tiny mortal, will protect you in my domain... But it won't. The ocean is fucking horrible and it hates you. I mean, fucking hates you. The depths themselves exist only to crush your frail human frame and to hide the very monstrosities that I had fashioned in my experimental phase. You think megalodons are extinct? Nah, bro. I asked them to be sneakier now that you guys have nukes. There are squid down here the size of New Hampshire. They eat the islands that I don't like. (Fucking quit it with the racism, Hawaii, you're on thin fucking ice.) Ice caps are melting, coral is dying, we're getting sick and tired of running the AC down here. There's about to be a lot more ocean and a lot less patience to go around, and you don't want to see an swarm of whales when they're organized and pissed.
Your fear is well founded. Your nightmares are reality.
I do love you though. You're a good kid, u/Roastar. Also lay off the carbs. Eat more protein.
Damiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman?
SirDaltosaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not Sea-Man?
Whatamidoing82648 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to thank you for spawning all that into existence
SAGNUTZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, theres a subreddit for that! /r/thalassophobia!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/V9ahtOCs5cg
ManaMoogle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Ocean Woman! Helloooooo~
SurfSlut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Buoyman, or rather Thlassophobia-man.
El_Tigre_818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman
l2ampage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are Kingfish out there.
fufabunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same same same
JediMemeLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
u/actualmemesmuggler
Loozerid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello ocean man. I am ocean woman.
Grimsterr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, basically Aqua Man?
JMZ2796 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let the Ocean Take Me
ninjacheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thalassophobia
kellenthehun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best part of this answer is the fact that such a large portion of reddit doesn't even get the reference, and yet it's totally applicable in its own right.
Absolutely next level meme.
marck6655321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finn?
Bhu124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to comment just that after reading the title. They r so vast and undiscovered, fucking scared as hell.
OuttaSightVegemite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any large body of water not plumbed or chlorinated man.
jpropaganda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real question is, were you familiar with ween before posting this?
isaacms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theme song is Dio's Holy Diver?
CocoKyoko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really missed out on the opportunity to say Sea Man.
blind_venetians ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you can eat cake by it
JoshuaMc93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mang0 is THE Ocean Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
shitghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Seaman
OceanOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting
Darren_Glambo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:42 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom's spaghetti
DMT-spirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:10 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ween is amazing
SuperMajesticMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:22 on January 27, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe Aquaman has thalassaphobia.
whyaretherebeesohgod ยท 5444 points ยท Posted at 16:19:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Unique5309 ยท 964 points ยท Posted at 16:33:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not Bee-man?
leafyjack ยท 743 points ยท Posted at 17:28:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that would be Dr. Beeeeeeees!
Bahnd ยท 344 points ยท Posted at 18:22:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Dr. Miles Manners, just you average wasp-themed super hero by day, but by night he becomes Dr. Beeeeessss!!!! a masked vigilante dedicated to saving mankind.
[deleted] ยท 291 points ยท Posted at 19:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
What's this, a handsome Reddit post woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Bahnd ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHH, this post has only been made worse with the addition of more bees.
wangchung16 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THANK YOU FATHER
BronzeFantasy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At some point, someone spent money on that domain name...
filled_with_bees ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can help, I'm like a mobile hive.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:00:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE SITUATION HAS ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF MORE BEES
ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:22:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rest of video occurs during the day
Toomuchconfusion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaahhhh! This situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:47:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:23:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEEEADS?!
VoiceOfRonHoward ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Akimbonautilus is not on board.
Seanvich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love you
OuttaSightVegemite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heh Bring a shit-ton of bees to work day.
Tentaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw this!
illegal_tacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean The Pain?
MrTurnbolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's BEEn years since I've seen this. Thank you for bringing it back to me!
Petey249 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Beads?
Rhadamanthus2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These rosary bleeds?
astrakhan42 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you mean Bumblebee Man. Ay ay ay!
Smokeahontas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:57:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bees?!
ChunkyDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEADS
Strudel_Cutie_4427 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beads?!?
ersal ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:08:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BEES??
GurJobD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bees are cool, spiders aren't
Sanji909 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am The Pain!
LadyGaga_luvs_U ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No need to be scared of something that will be non-existant in a few years.
ChosNol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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DoesntBeelieveIt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't beelieve it.
RNZack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Wasp Man, bees are chill
Bton1088 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Allergic to bees. It's like staring death in the face during each encounter. Damn epi-pens....
office_procrastinate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beers?
Fortune_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
Oakshror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm bee man
d0tamon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't live in AZ yet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, it's always humans who start shit first.
every_thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beads?
mitrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, there is already a Bee Man https://imgur.com/a/zSwK1
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:58:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never be afraid of bees, they might like your perfume but then they usually go, if they don't, they won't attack unless you make sudden movements towards them. Push them slowly away from you, they'll get the message.
If they're skinny, they're wasps, then run.
HipHoboHarold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get that they're pretty peaceful, but they still creep me out. I don't deal with them or wasps, yellow jackets, etc.
Shabacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what they all say until THEY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE AND ATTACK YOU FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON WHAT THE FUCK HONEYBEES I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL I'M ALLERGIC FUUUUUUUU
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might want to try changing your perfume or both hair and laundry conditioner.
Shabacka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't wear perfume or cologne. They don't attack anyone else in my family for no reason, and we all use the same laundry stuff so idk.
tastytacomeat ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:40:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man spider
Ethnologizer ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:39:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally different!
DrMobius0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:14:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they're just as scared of you as you are of them?
whyaretherebeesohgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:25:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man spider, man spider, does whatever a man spider does
hodge91 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:25:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'It's the human spider, he got my name wrong'
Darkhawkz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:15:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoder-man!
hail_prez_skroob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:51:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice to meet you...I'm Spider Woman!
whyaretherebeesohgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:D
BlueSquid1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:18:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Scorpion.
Yepmonster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:14:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-ManMan
Cpwdos2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the only answer
Zicon4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would anyone be afraid of Peter Parker? He seems pretty friendly.
alexisdr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakewoman
Hunna300 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Respect the hyphen
TheFuckingTurtleBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man Spider-Man Scared shitless of spiders, man! Slings a Web, whenever he can Watch ooooooout for those spiders (fuck nothing really rhymes with that
perceptionouveau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders, man
Ur_moms_a_hookr69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Man-Spider ?
ctadgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they should totally make this a superhero.
Lege_Et_Lacrima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one will never catch on.
4kiraL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not movies
Ninjahitman19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is me
Tanting ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:15:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this. Have an upvote
Meunderwears ยท 3380 points ยท Posted at 16:38:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SomoneDiscoversMyGooglePornSearchesMan
man_mayo ยท 2144 points ยท Posted at 18:20:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He needs a trusty sidekick like Incognito Boy
iagi914 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:51:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know something terrifying? Computer experts say they would not be suprised if... nay they would be surprised if our search history did NOT get leaked at some point, ( and yes that includes incognito).
SatSenses ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:47:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, incognito just doesn't save your searches and browser history on your pc. Your ISP can still see everything you see in incognito mode. I'm guessing VPN Lass would compete the sidekick list for SDMGPS-Man and Incognito Boy.
Zykatious ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:34:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The ISP can't see shit if your search traffic is https, that's the point of https.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But many URLs for porn sites are not https. So the ISP does see the request for the URL, which could have some awful words in it.
JohnScott623 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:05:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Onions can help
cmkinusn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So what, you open up the eyes of some data analyst to a website they haven't favorited yet, what's the problem?
GasimGasimzada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought https only encrypts the payload, not the header because the routers need to still see the headers to propagate the packets to its final destination IP, which is in the header.
Zykatious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It will encrypt it all except the tcp/ip headers like you say. IPs don't really say what you're doing though, just what server you're doing it on.
Zykatious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure the ISP will see the URL you go to, but Google actually forwards you through a middle page that clears out the search words so they can't see the actual search. This is great for privacy but sucks when you work in network security and you have absolutely no idea what your users searched for to get on whatever dodgy site they ended up on and you're trying to investigate.
v13us0urce ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:43:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And by Computer experts you mean the guy who fixes your router by turning it off and on again?
Crocodilefan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or replaces the keyboard when your original shorts out from spilled "fluids"
armoire_enthusiast7 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:26:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back to vhs and magazines for me!
NormalStu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If 12 year old me found my dad's vhs porno stash, someone can find yours.
Finding a vhs player these days, however...
DontPMCatPics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next time you search some, uh, sensitive material, imagine some guy who works at your ISP laughing his ass off.
CaptainJackVernaise ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:30:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At an ISP somewhere, somebody has just learned who Jane Marie is. He can thank me later.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whelp, off to bing.
_AISP ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he's afraid of incognito stuff...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Penicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean crusty sidekick...
RoboticLizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guy Incognito?
DeepSkull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or his often forgotten older cousin RegEdit dude!
Incognit0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You rang?
Incognit0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does this mean I get to be a novelty account now?
neverpullout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incognito doesn't save you from everything.
theRedheadedJew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incognito Kid
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his vehicle, the VPN machine.
Wiseguy72 ยท 763 points ยท Posted at 18:31:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemies:
ivebeenherelonger ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot:
JustEnuff2BDangerous ยท 289 points ยท Posted at 19:37:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Accidental Link Share to Facebook Man?
ivebeenherelonger ยท 281 points ยท Posted at 19:44:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As well as his backstabbing friend
ASentientBot ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LumpyPick ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โข ear buds not plugged in all the way man
pumpkinrum ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention "Show History man".
Only one who can beat him is the sidekick "Clear History man" man.
jayboogie15 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:40:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Internet History searching Wife woman
boppy_dowinkle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:58:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Search History Hound..sneaky bastard!
Keamo25 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:12:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his evil apprentice
A_Wizzerd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:55:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Natalie Headphones-in-the-wrong-port-man
RaviTejaAnu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:02:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aah, The Full Volumed Fiend strikes again.
Evlwolf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And stream to Apple tv man
timidforrestcreature ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:41:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has someone seriously accidentally shared porn to face book?
Did they commit seppuku after?
Saith_Cassus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone else ever finish watching porn on a mobile device, close the porn, see that their Facebook has a couple of new notifications, and immediately panic, concerned that they've just shared the weird shit that they're into online?
Because I don't, and you're tooooooootally weird if you do.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean you don't share your pornographic pursuits voluntarily? The people have a right to know!
gorka_la_pork ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:29:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean the Shoulder Surfer
D45_B053 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll take him over Standingbehindyoumom any day.
Strike_Reyhi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aka the Shoulder Surfer
ASentientBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He scared of standing behind people.
He didn't get a driver's license because he can't line up at the DMV.
bawzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shoulder Surfer
Wrest216 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE NSA.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, The One Who Never Knocks.
OMGFisticuffs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The key logger kid.
excogito_ergo_sum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UltimateDracoMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KalElButthead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:47:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Private Browsing, reporting for duty.
AnusTasteBuds ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:12:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Use Bing
Unuhpropriate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my sidekick Hotwife Cumslut
Arumple ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who uses google for porn? /r/BingMasterRace
BoerboelFace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My cousin recently borrowed my tablet and fucked up my bill. Had 30 pages of porn open. I tried not to judge him on the weirdness of some of the porn, sometimes you end up going down a rabbithole.
The_Dirty_Carl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure that's illegal most places. And it certainly isn't good for the rabbit.
pinkpitbull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll love this site- By ruin it actually means clear
xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quickly SomoneDiscoversMyGooglePornSearchesMan! Use your ctrl+shift n-erang!
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, who cares if someone finds it? Be proud you're embracing sexuality, your sexuality. Your porn choices are a reflection of that, and there is no shame in that.
ThisManDoesTheReddit ยท 1159 points ยท Posted at 16:38:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
SgtExo ยท 312 points ยท Posted at 19:21:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am surprised this is not higher up. The only thing I really fear is death, anything else that I am scared about is because it can lead to death.
Perkisize ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 00:20:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be Dying-man instead.
-del2phi ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 01:31:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gets it. I'm not afraid of being dead. I'd just rather not be around for the dying part.
RedCat1529 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 02:01:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two months ago I was diagnosed with a terminal illness (brain cancer) and given (maybe) two years to live. I'm scared of death, but much more terrified of the the process of dying - the loss of independence, the indignity of losing control of my bodily functions, etc.
mattfrench ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:16:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow. thanks for sharing. i read these threads. i read your post. thank you.
-del2phi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:57:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot can happen in two years. Keep fighting.
RedCat1529 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:32 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks. I'm going to give it my best shot. The first thing is to finish my current radiation treatment and grow my beautiful long hair back. Then I'll feel more myself and cope better with what's coming.
gingersnaps96 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I respect your candidness.
Shimme ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:33:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, its not so much the not existing anymore bit, but the intense fear and probably pain as it happens that really makes me scared.
PyroAvianator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What makes me scared is the thought that time will go on forever... and then what?
-del2phi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:53:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you really want to fry your noodle, think way back to the Big Bang, and how "before" that there wasn't anything. The universe wasn't, and then all of a sudden and out of nowhere, boom! there it is.
fordprecept ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:02 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As Mark Twain once said (paraphrased) "I do not fear death. I was dead for billions of years before I was born and it never caused me the slightest inconvenience."
actual_factual_bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes... there are evils worse than death, and the actual dying part can be one of them.
-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, the death of those we love is always so painful. I suppose that counts.
mememuseum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So if someone held a gun to your head, you wouldn't be afraid because the "dying part" would be painless?
-del2phi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn right that would scare me, but not existentially, just in the animalistic Fight-or-Flight reaction type of fear.
greenbabyshit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its weird, reading your statement made me realize that i don't fear death. It would mean an end to all of my other fears. I guess i fear a brutal death, but thats more like fear of extreme pain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's strange. I think that the suffering in life is another facet of the beauty of existence, but I'm almost certainly romanticizing it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If i ever kill my self its with a shot to the chest so i can experience death more so than a shot to the head. Seems like a shame to die without experiencing it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here. I have a pair of pliers. You give me your left hand, sign this waiver, and I'll spend a few minutes giving you a beautiful manicure.
tangopopper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:38:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what about torture and shit
TheMagicalGrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This a 100%. Well "done" torture is by far the worst thing I could imagine. There are many ways to go ...I canยดt think of anything worse than getting tortured to death by someone who knows what he is doing.
Smokeya ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:46:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I may be able to ease your fears. I have died already once and it really isnt all that bad. Its peaceful like in a sleeping without dreaming kind of way.
Personally id be more afraid how i died than actually being dead if i was you two. That can be traumatizing. I died of a heart attack. Spent many weeks in a hospital to which i dont remember any of (being dead is not good for the brain and the drugs they put you on while likely kick ass if taken for recreational purposes are not all that great to be on against your will).
Cant say i remember dying because well i ceased to be temporarily and really it wasnt all that bad though.
You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:53:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See... that's what actually terrifies me though.
The nothingness. The void. My existence simply...ceasing. I KNOW that it's just ego. That it's my inability to let go... but the thought terrifies me. That I'm alive and then suddenly... I'm gone. Forever.
It's as if I never existed at all.
That thought terrifies me.
And I know it makes no sense - because I'll be gone and I wont care. But it can often keep me awake now, while I'm alive.
Yamicchi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you'll learn to cope with it, in time. When I was younger I was terrified of whatever happened after death. Eternal life? I'd go mad. Cease to exist? I couldn't imagine that.
But then I heard that question about how was it like before I was born. Well, that was enough to wipe out my fear of nothingness. I hope something wipes yours too.
You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
I've heard that, "there was nothing before I was born and that never bothered me, why should it after I die?"
It makes sense and there is a sort of poetic beauty and peace to it... but then I think about dying and death, my time being up...and all of existence continuing and me not knowing, not being around, and the fear/anxiety starts again.
I've gotten better at distracting myself though. Not allowing my thoughts to linger. Before I couldn't stop myself from thinking about it but now I can, for the most part, avoid the thoughts. Or think about/discuss it briefly and in abstract terms (like this...ish) and manage to not dwell..
But when I go to sleep is often the worst. Drugs too. Most weed strains (other than like Trainwreck or super mellow) ... my mind never stops thinking. At night I need music playing as white noise so I can sleep. Shrooms... that was an interesting experience. It was a good buzz at first, but only because of who I was wish and I did sense the downward spiral before it fully hit me.
Smokeya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can understand that. It for me was peaceful though and before i used to fear death, i however now do not. I dont exactly invite it but i know when my time comes i shouldnt be worried about it.
Its important what we do while alive. For some that is to leave their mark on the world in a big way. For me personally its to make sure my kids are good people. Im not looking for my name to last the ages, but hopefully my last name will live on and at least memory of me for a generation or two.
But im at peace with my inevitable death.
TraeWaynes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly my friend, smoke weed. I used to stay up freaking out over crap like that... Now I just enjoy every day and take life a week at a time. I smoke weed, I go to the gym, I attend college and I hang out with some friends. I don't think negatively anymore almost at all. I still feel like shit when I get reminded of all that but hey buddy, at least you get a shot to be here.
You-Can-Quote-Me ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oddly enough... it was a really bad trip that started this issue for me. The buzz put me into a sort of hyper-awareness state and I realized that a girl I was involved with at the time was playing me and another guy off each other. Really bad drama followed.. this occurred a couple of years ago but it lingered for a few days afterwards and almost every time I smoked after that initial bad buzz, I almost instantly went into a paranoid buzz.
It was odd because I had smoked for years without a single bad experience, but that... it... I don't want to say it triggered a mental break, but it really got me concerned that I was schizophrenic and I legitimately became paranoid for a while. The hyper awareness didn't go away either.
That all faded, and I've smoked a few times since and once or twice received a very mellow buzz, but the whole experience triggered a sort of quarter life crisis, which is what caused this anxiety for me.
TraeWaynes ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. Not to be rude but we've all got our problems. Find your drug of choice, alter your mind and escape. It's what all humans strive for eventually.
-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How'd you die?
Smokeya ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heart attack. Was dead around half a hour or high twenty minute range. Wife did cpr on me until first responders got to our house and they continued cpr and got my heart going again. CPR saved my brain basically as it dont take long without oxygen before your brain becomes pretty useless.
-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you're still with us.
Smokeya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As am i usually but i also have like a lingering thought of it may have been better had i not made it at times. Sometimes it sucks to be alive. Like i said in another comment though i dont fear death anymore, i dont welcome it. But if there was ever a good reason to say jump in front of a bullet i wouldnt think twice. Kinda made me more brave or possibly more stupid in that way. Its been almost 4 years now and ive since used that time to do things i want to do, admittedly not all very productive things if someone was observing me (like watching shows on netflix i want to know the end of lol) but i take more trips with my wife and kids now, experience more things. I do things i wouldnt have considered before, like i plan to soon try a ghost chili and possible a carolina reaper just to experience it (wife is going to record me and based on how the ghost chili goes i may try the reaper).
I do what i want though and dont let fears (im affraid of heights, have anxiety issues, dont like being in public, not really scared of the dark but dont like to be in pitch blackness outside of my home at night and a number of other things that before would stop me dead in my tracks) stop me as i dont want them to hold me back from experiencing things i want to try. As far as im concerned id be gone already if just one minor variable was changed that day. Im technically disabled (still fighting for it though, have a number of health issues, undiagnosed heart disease is the official cause of the heart attack) i try not to let that stop me though. Wife and i went on a anniversary trip a year after the heart attack and i climbed up a lighthouse even though my legs suck 75% of the time, id never do that again but it was a cool experience at least (wasnt sure id make it back down once i got up lol had to rest for about a hour just to stand up again).
Jesuslordofporn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you be immortal if you could? Through cybernetics or some other technological means?
SgtExo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:48 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:34 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever played the video game Soma?
SgtExo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:25 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No but I know what it is about, having listened to enough video game podcasts.
Kaell311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or because death will come before it can be accomplished. Or because someone else will die. It's really all mostly just about death.
cmkinusn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am far more scared of dicrepitude or severe maiming than death. For instance, Sand dan Glokta from The First Law series, or Reek.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are far worse things than death my friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, aren't you a sane one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once heard a strange logic trick that helped me get over the fear of death by just being a weird logic trick that snaps me out of it.
Death and you can never exist at the same time. If Death is here, you are no longer here. It can never catch you. You are afraid of something you will, by definition, never experience.
SexySorcerer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In life, there are things worse than death.
Like handjobs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate when I'm lying there at night about to go to sleep, and I suddenly get the realization that I'm a train on a track headed straight for a cliff, and there's zero I can do to stop it. It can upset me quite a bit. One day, I'll be a corpse, then a skeleton, then dust. It is terrifying. So I try to not think about it, like we all do. But every so often...the thought sneaks up on me.
akazim96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why fear it? It's probably the only thing that I know for certain. Or a better perspective, would it help for me to fear death? Now, I don't strive for it, but I live my life knowing that it's gonna happen sooner or later.
nwanstall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interestingly enough, I'm exactly the opposite. I'm not afraid of death at all but more of things that could lead to death. For example, I'm afraid of being stabbed because I think it will hurt and because I have a huge fear of blood, but dying as a result of such a thing isn't scary to me at all.
ForgottenTimeCapsule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should fear marriage equally
Rothyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tbh I'm not really that afraid of death or dying. If it happens it just does. Bees on the other hand....
luigi1fan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not the fear of death, it's the fear of being forgotten when you die. In other words, noonewillremembermeman
Tomi000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I the main reason for fearing death is because people connect pain with it. I think most are not afraid of "being dead", more likely afraid of death being the most painful thing... At least in my case, bullet to the head would be nice, but being beaten to death? Jeez no...
Light_of_Avalon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't fear death. That part is easy. Fear what happens next
MildCutlery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more scared of not dying than dying. Once you're dead your consciousness supposedly dies with you so you can't miss your life. Alternatively, if you believe that you'll go to heaven then that doesn't sound to bad either.
But to be constantly suffering with no way to end it all would be the ultimate torture. Immortality is a curse
Azathothoursavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:52 on October 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fascinating. i consider death to be one thing im not afraid of (im still afraid of the means of death) because i consider that fact that: 1. the universe doesnt give a shit about me 2. although my friends and family do, the universe doesnt give a shit about them either 3. if i die im dead, so whats the point of fearing something? once your dead, well, you are dead. (my personal belief)
Soxviper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:31:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MaxDG1013 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:17:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, technically we might be able to experience death. We just don't have any evidence to suggest it.
Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:12:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. I have thanatophobia. It keeps me up at night. I cry sometimes when my mind gets caught into a mortality crisis.
LAB731 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you me? I don't stay up at night but used to when I was younger - didn't know there was a name for it. If I think on it too long though I become paralyzed and detached just thinking about it. It's given me some fun panic attacks before! :)
Doesn't help that I'm an atheist either.
Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same boat. Atheist. temporary paralysis, panic attack, whole nine yards as well. I guess I shouldn't say it keeps me up, since it's not like I think about it throughout the night. It's just sometimes right before I go to sleep, I think "I wonder if death is like an eternal sleep, but without dreams?" and then of course it goes through that.
My best 'guess' at what death is like would be similar to eternal oblivion, a state of non-existance, which I think I fear the most. I don't fear dying since, that means I'm alive to experience the pain if there is any.
It used to be just close calls that rattled me, but I can sort of just trigger it by thinking my mantra of "I'm alive now. That means at some point I will die." And off it goes down the rabbit hole. Body shutters and I get dragged into it.
I thought about going to a psychiatrist, but figured it's not that bad. My best hope is that some time they'll finally get around to digital immortality., or at least some other form of it.
Thing is, I'm not even sure why I'm so attached to life beyond the "it's the only experience I know" kind of thing, since life isn't all that great. It's unfair, painful, and a constant competition for resources.
Sometimes I wonder if death is like being unborn. It's not like I can remember the billions of years the universe was like before I was born.
welp, look at that novel. No TL;DR. end of rant.
EEdwardNigma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, same, holy fuck. The idea of the state of non-existence fucked me right up as a kid.
CptZiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same boat as you, except I'm agnostic. What I fear most about it personally is losing my consciousness, my thoughts, my ability to think. The idea that one day everything I think is gone along with just my existence is scary to me.
LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I am totally the same way. Reading that made my insides cold and after reading this thread last night I had a mini panic.
Like you said, the oblivion scares me more than dying. The thought of it being just like before you were born terrifies me. Not being, it terrifies me. And now I'm making myself panic again... lol.
I just try not to think about it as much as possible.
Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you also like me in the same sense that you hope that instead of oblivion, that after you die, you sort of become 'one with the universe'? I mean I think that would be best possible outcome, postmortem. Like maybe our consciousness become something like photons or can see in all the other EM waves that way. How cool would it be to see microwaves and Gamma waves!?
Although I think that's also unlikely. It'd be kinda cool though.
I think the main issue with life and death is that there's no definitive answer about what consciousness actually is. What it's made of. Why it's different than all those other particles that aren't alive. Hopefully in the decades before we're gone, someone uncovers the truth of consciousness.
LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I more wish that I could believe in something like heaven so that I'd have an answer because there is none - like you said. Or maybe reincarnation. But even that scares the shit out of me cause I'm still not me, you know? I cease to exist. And that scares the fuck out of me. And yeah the lack of knowledge about consciousness etc just makes me aajahaghhhhhgh :/ haha I'm glad I'm not the only one
Not_Just_Any_Lurker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I wish heaven and reincarnation existed. It's put me at ease to know they existed if they did.
But that would imply that souls exist and that's what's responsible for our consciousness. And I have a hard time accepting something like that exists either.
LAB731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:04 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same... damn.
MohamedSaad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
same boat , fuckin sucks man :(
glasgow_girl ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:20:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one true answer
Jess_than_three ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Woman here, for sure. Or Existential Terror Regarding The Prospect of Nothingness... Girl.
theamorouspanda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing man here.
DosMangos ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:11:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or how about Deadman! Wait no... that's just silly...
Instincts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:27:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Livingforeverman
LAB731 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There we go - surprised I had to scroll so far to find it. Now back to funny subreddits so I won't dwell on it and snowball into a panic attack about my impending doom and what lies beyond death... :)
Jesuslordofporn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
Real name: Unknown.
Location: Unknown.
Orgin:
Obsessed. Obsessed is the closest word I can think of to describe this... Thing. He was a normal man, once; a scientist, his discoveries saved thousands of lives. It was never enough, he became more and more obsessed with the idea that he could stop death itself. He began to experiment, on animals at first, then on himself. All that remain of his notes are mad scribbles. He crossed a line, tried to pry open the divide between life and death and became trapped between the two. The only way he can stabalize now is by absorbing the life force of his surroundings. In a sick way, I guess he did it in the end. He found a way to cheat death, he just never imagined to cost.
ThisManDoesTheReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd read this comic
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even better, you could write it.
VikingTeddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingman more like.
SecondFloorMonstro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind.
pike184 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Become accustomed to the belief that death is nothing to us. For all good and evil exists in sensation, and death is the cessation of all sensation. And therefore a right understanding that death is nothing to us makes the mortality of life enjoyable, not because it adds to an infinite span of time, but because it takes away the craving for immortality. For there is nothing terrible in life for the man who has truly comprehended that there is nothing terrible in life. So that the man speaks but idly who says that he fears death jot because it will be painful when it comes, but because it is painful in anticipation." - Epicurus
"I was dead for quite a long time before I was born, and it did not inconvenience me one bit." - Mark Twain.
I'm with you, mate.
KazeinHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You called... kid
dudlebob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin metal
whoshdw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman is dead.
Iorith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Livingman.
carnageeleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of being in a horrible accident and living as a quadrapalegic. Or horribly brain damaged.
speelmydrink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, that's the last thing I'm worried about.
XiaoShuiLong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you fear death? You were never going to live forever.
ThisManDoesTheReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I don't want to not be.
EpicHeracross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Think we've found /u/dirtyfacedkid 's sidekick.
DarthMurdok ยท 4894 points ยท Posted at 16:23:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
liquor_for_breakfast ยท 3622 points ยท Posted at 16:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AaaaAAAaaaaahhhh
Kempolazer ยท 2607 points ยท Posted at 16:37:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of the Dayman?
lifeboundd ยท 1970 points ยท Posted at 16:38:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Champion of the... moon.
rockranger ยท 1551 points ยท Posted at 16:42:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a master of taekwondo
lifeboundd ยท 1361 points ยท Posted at 16:44:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And rivalry!
pubeINyourSOUP ยท 1327 points ยท Posted at 16:51:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For nobody!
itswhywegame ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 18:18:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You all fucked it up, how could you.
crimzinchin ยท 380 points ยท Posted at 21:34:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit dee, you stupid bitch
Renn_Capa ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 22:18:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You damn stupid bird!
Jimmy_Chimichangas ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:40:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Six feet you stupid bitch!
katon2273 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:35:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate Gin, Dee you bitch.
Jordan2610 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sqauuuuu
HunterTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIGHT MILK SQUAAAA
BakulaSelleck92 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:27:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh you goddamn bitch.
le_anonamoose ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't think about the smell you stupid bitch!
swinging_ship ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The smell! You bitch!
allllen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They took you Nightman, and you don't belong to them..." "They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands, and i miss you Nightman... so baaaaad." takes another hit off spray paint sock
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look like a bird, dea
LAT3LY ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 18:39:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be new here
PineappleMcGee ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:19:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did fuck it up
and it was amazing
fission035 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did they fuck up btw?
Yepmonster ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, that stupid bitch. Oh that bitch!
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:37:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you surprised that a user named /u/pubeINyourSOUP ruined something?
ReallyLily ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:04:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my fucking god. you guys NAILED IT!
Bread_loser ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:08:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This somehow infuriated me beyond belief.
Lordsputnick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:29:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This went very well it made me happy.
GoogleCrab ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:03:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stuff like this is why I keep coming back to reddit. God damn you guys, this was perfect. I'd give you all Gold if I wasn't so poor!
[deleted] ยท -25 points ยท Posted at 17:14:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:42:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
Johnson475 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:49:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
,,,
berringerjeremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
nman68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
;;;
NiobiumGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
ToastyJames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:54:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
for everyone... nightman
Yarthkins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman can't be a master of taekwondo, because Dayman (a master of karate) defeated him.
Music21 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P
Neracca ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:54:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tang soo do
AIDSofSPACE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
\[T]/ ?
Redhotlipstik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
Therearenopeas ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In the name the moon we will punish you!
CitySnitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best episodes ever
DannersAU ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matt Dayman?
Robinisthemother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of Michael Nyman?
nissepik ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out I am Dayman..
theflamesweregolfin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:17:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just the liquor talkin Mr. Lahey
2hoodrich4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuuck ive got that sing in my head now!!!!
conitation ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real monsters?
boomer98 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hooked on a Feeling?
_momspaghetti_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:55:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We come from the land of the ice and snow
WaterStoryMark ยท 499 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They took you, Nightman, and you don't belong to them.
[deleted] ยท 418 points ยท Posted at 17:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They locked me in a world of darkness, without your sexy hands.
SirDooDooBritches ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and I miss you nightman.. so baaaaaaad
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:17:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's with the spray paint, man? Uh, What's with your outfit, man? Why don't we put the curtains back up? No, no. What is going on up here? I never know, man.
Daylight! Yeah, I like that!
MrPoptartMan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:04:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They put so much thought into that show. Isn't he singing about uncle Jack?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:10:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what the theory says at least. And Dayman is actually Mac (childhood friend, believes himself to be a master of karate). However, nothing is officially confirmed.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:13:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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DanielSturridge15 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:40:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They both are singing about Mac
AdVictoremSpolias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm so that's why Mac was originally given the role of Dayman in the musical
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:16:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I miss you Nightman...
PacSan300 ยท 457 points ยท Posted at 17:40:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta pay the troll toll to get to the boy's soul!
[deleted] ยท 353 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. But I feel like you're saying "boy's hole"
FECALFIASCO ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 20:04:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
boy's soul! that's what I said.
savesthedaystakn ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you chewing gum?
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:20:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....spits gum in hand
ReverseFlazh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did I say about gum!? NO GUM!
AdVictoremSpolias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's disrespectful...
estyll11 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:25:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the rape scene went well
barnesgia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean the "sexing from behind"?
amoliski ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:23:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, do you have a boner?!
...Shut up, dude, don't ruin this for me.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am going to smack everyone into tiny. Little. Pieces.
YosefTheBarbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is a spyder...spyder! Deep in my soul...soul!
B4XTER99 ยท 677 points ยท Posted at 17:05:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman, sneaky and mean Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Nightman
Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and I try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up and I become the Nightman
It's just two men sharing the night It might seem wrong But it's just right! It's just two men sharing each other It's just two men like loving brothers One on top and one on bottom One inside and one is out One is screaming he's so happy The other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the Nightman The feelings so wrong and right, man They're feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you, man When you come inside me And pin me down with your strong hands And I become The Night The passionly passionate Nightman
[deleted] ยท 441 points ยท Posted at 18:44:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. I mean the first half of that song was kind of cool, but what's with the second half? It sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.
[deleted] ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 22:32:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What man?! Where are you getting that from?
gkbpro ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 02:38:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
ArgareVarg ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:51:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woosh
NoncreativeScrub ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get your mind out of the gutter man!
praisebetothedeepone ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 19:31:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the point.
sadperson90 ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:43:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure he's just quoting Dennis after Charlie sings the song and not genuinely asking what's going on with the song.
get_the_reference_ ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:21:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whooshing.
gemini86 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:46:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whooshening
get_the_reference_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:55:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one whoosh.
ZombieSnake ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard from someone on Reddit that Charlie is singing about Uncle Jack here.
Kmon87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/1umlfk/is_uncle_jack_the_nightman/
laturner92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Jack is the Nightman :(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... We need a new frontman.
smellerbees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. Of course its full of spiders and rape.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:41:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guessing you're the opposite of the master at karate and friendship for everyone?
LordOfTheChumps ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:12:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That feeling so wrong and right man.
DustyJimster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just two men sharing the night, it's so wrong but it feels so right
darcy_clay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:17:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of the Dayman!
vanguard_DMR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ahhhhAHHHHHahhhhh
ChChChCherryBombb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BoysssssSoul
Kalipygia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shifty_coder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman?
torturousvacuum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Already taken.
rodvinsky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn you! I just got that song out of my head.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta pay the troll toll to get in this boys hole!
okaybigdick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
good night to you too man
SuitandThaiShit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i love this name
pachonga9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
G'night, buddy.
IM_DAY_MAN_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring it
Era_krystian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodnight lad
DafuqStonr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solving crime before the 8 oclock news, and then it's bed.
secamTO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmanman
PM-ME-UR-TITS-2-GIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You gotta pay the troll toll....
50ShadesOfDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
night to you too man xx
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy, just, oh boy oh boy oh boy.
ANCEST0R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Night, see ya tomorrow
georgie_best ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Night buddy x
B_sir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta pay the trooll toll to get into this boIIs Whole
CallistoCorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sneaky and mean
DuckDimmadome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sneaky and mean
indiapakbhaibhai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling so wrong and right man....
input_acorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the Day Man
MuresMalum ยท 6093 points ยท Posted at 16:22:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman.
itseasytorecall ยท 2163 points ยท Posted at 16:24:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentwoman here. Haha
knot_my_dog ยท 4852 points ยท Posted at 16:26:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You two should get together then break up a short time later.
Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 2080 points ยท Posted at 17:47:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better love story than Twilight
Wheres_me_sac ยท 1331 points ยท Posted at 18:06:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now THATS a meme
Dalek456 ยท 786 points ยท Posted at 18:47:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now THAT'S what I call memes!
ErrantDebris ยท 864 points ยท Posted at 19:21:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now THIS is podracing!
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 22:27:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
sanchopancho13 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:09:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And my axe!
_momspaghetti_ ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moms spaghetti
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
isaacms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the thing about memedaws...
czir1127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit waddup
EhhWhatsUpDoc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:56:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still got the factory sticker on it!
ifarmpigs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love your Robocop reference!
Hatedpriest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big money! Big prizes! I love it!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a movie
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from Robocop.
Dalek456 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:56:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not even racing, you're just flying around!
ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:20:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats not even flying! its just falling with style!
OhBoyPizzaTime ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:03:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For you.
HeftyJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhh, I think he's just doing a thing.
Vanish_7 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:23:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy watches Star Wars. UPVOTE.
coredumperror ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he watches the prequels. DOWNVOTE.
Xmatron ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:15:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's try spinning that's a good trick!
I_am_eating_a_mango ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:44:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking hate sand!
WebLlama ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wow this was a v good thread im proud of u reddit
ErrantDebris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ur welcom
herecomesthemaybes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yippee!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm pretty sure this shit ISN'T butter.
Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/isitbutter
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now THAT was the joke!
JZApples ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:35:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, we're memeing here.
Corporate_Loser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:42:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's working?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:00:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now, THIS IS SPARTA!
MpegEVIL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:16:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now THAT is Numberwang!
Bobloblawblablabla ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:19:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iiits workiiing!
Future_Jared ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:17:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Volume 2537
Khalbrae ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:08:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'sa gooda meme!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some bad meme, Harry
Nevadadrifter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:42:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Volume XXXVII
mmoffitt15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Volume 94
JustJoeWiard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That high quality vintage meme! This thing is worth at least 400 upvotes.
CyberDagger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a spicy memebal-la!
Arffman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually is dolan
Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, yes. It has nothing to do with pictures that have text over them.
BuddhistNudist987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an older meme, but it checks out.
giantzoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apply directly to the forehead
Lombardst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sry wot is that?
MinistryOfSpeling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out.
poopellar ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What year is it?
PhilW1010 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've been on Reddit too long, it's already 2044.
Oh, and your boss called. You're fired.
Sidorakh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold up. When exactly did I get a boss?
Leonnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And your mom died
PhilW1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, she is still kicking around at 86
DaBabySloth ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:38:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better love story than Olicity.
xFXx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better love story than Olicity.
ABProsper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Short of a romance like 120 Days of Sodom, its hard not be a better love story.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, what a meme!
dfschmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better love story than any of those that include Taylor swift.
iameveryone2011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Olicity
the_chilean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cant stop laughing
thebeautifulstruggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oldspice
JanSteen14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not movies
NineBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that is a meme I have not seen in a long time.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why you have to be mad? Is only meme.
ZombieSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have no anger in my heart child, for your post shall bring me upvote in another thread.
On another shore, in another world, all is right.
Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And in a completely different world I have a 15 inch penis
ZombieSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah me too, but the problem with 15 inch penis world is that when everyone has a fifteen inch Dick, nobody does.
Also, have you ever climbed into bed only to realize that you put the sheets on sideways, because now your feet are poking out at the bottom? That's what sex is like.
Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife makes the bed.
ZombieSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sleep in a racecar bed.
Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't sleep. Ever.
darcy_clay ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:18:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or they could noncommittally suggest the idea and leave it at that
DazeLost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SIR I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A COMMITMENT P--FUCK WAIT
-del2phi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if they're not ready to commit to a breakup?
omnilynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Otherwise known as every comic book team up.
KillerInfection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if they say they'll do it, I'm not sure they will commit doing it.
Farcrypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breaking up sounds like too much of a commitment. Can we just see how we feel when we get there?
keeperofcats ยท 384 points ยท Posted at 16:39:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you guys as being that unofficial duo. You both do your thing, fighting crime separately, but people assume you are a pair that are saving the city via divide and conquer. Then you both show up at the same fight, kick ass, and leave after some awkward words are exchanged.
itseasytorecall ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 16:45:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh. Great plot line. Can I use it for my writings? Haha!
keeperofcats ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 16:58:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Totally! Send me a link if you post it anywhere, or send it as a message. I'm curious about what you come up with. :)
Zentavion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:50:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to keep it with your feline hostages?
keeperofcats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:21 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They aren't hostages - I've given them a life style of pampering that they have become accustomed to.
Zentavion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:20:42 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that's Stockholm Syndrome.
ASentientBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 5 days
AAzumi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 7 days
Darkwella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 7 days
borkula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, are we doing odd numbers, or primes?
Omnomnomnonnom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 7 days
JeremoAF ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:37:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, they fight crime together but never officially form a team.
ISieferVII ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, a team comes with a lot of implications, expectations, etc. and what if there are other heroes out there that they'd form an even better team with, you don't want to be locked in with this team...
purpleflowersj ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:19:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sure you got him; I just took him out for you."
"Sure you took him out โ his attention was on me!"
"A fact I exploited to do my job."
"My job, you mean."
"A simple 'thank you' will suffice."
"Thanks, but I don't need any help!"
"Whatever happened to 'ladies first'?"
"Well whatever happened to equal treatment?"
Villain: "Hey, look, the lady got me first..."
wham
RhysPeanutButterCups ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith?
johnnybiggles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:05:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BATTLE SCENE: As Commitmentman guiltfully shows up 27 minutes late to the battleground armed for annihilation of his enemy, he looks down to respond to the mild vibration coming from his belt clip: The screen is brightly lit on his communication device display which reads, "Heyyy sorry... my cat threw up all over my bed.. she's been sick. Maybe next Friday?"
COMMITMENTWOMAN'S LAIR: Netflix and a pint of ice cream
itseasytorecall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Change that Netflix to a good book and we're on. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Katrina, I didn't realize you were on Reddit. You down for watching Netflix strictly as friends again next week?
itseasytorecall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix and friends can actually go together in one sentence? Wow! Who knew? Haha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She knows what's really up. She just can't say it.
brando444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now kith.
ztun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Show us your tits.
X-espia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentgirl fifty that 4u
Hairbrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the girl I'm hooking up with right now??
itseasytorecall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh, no. I don't do commitments, but I don't do hook ups either.
Hairbrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fair. Then you aren't
CrispyJelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superhero name convention makes you commitmentgirl.
itseasytorecall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, right. I like the sound of that better too.
SMURGwastaken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're all commitmentwomen as far as I can tell
tapehead4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wear a magic death-Ray ring, but it only works when you drop to one knee.
PhilW1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their greatest weapon is their greatest weakness?
wolfbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Their greatest weapon is their greatest weaknees.
wordsworths_bitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his side kick.
Never learns from his mistakes and keeps jumping head first into relationships Boy.
I_need_proof ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:29:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Jesus, that describes me perfectly...
QuelaagFrostedFlakes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:53:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ctrl-F'd my way to the best answer.
ultimatemanan97 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:44:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Chandler
Lord_Anarchy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was going to say the same thing, but I was sure someone else would have claimed it first :p
ANorthman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was looking for this! know I don't have to type it myself.
FlexGunship ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There it is. Was going to reply with this but had to see if it was here.
BigGrayBeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Married for the only time in my forties. Yep. This is me.
PM_ME_A_STEAM_GIFT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:37:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can always just git reset.
literal-hitler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm responsibilityman, I feel like we should be members of the same team.
toodrunktomasturbate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this, have an upvote!
mightbedylan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah +1
XOIIO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit, beat me to it.
bardoch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my answer too lol
JeremoAF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here to comment this. Take my upvote along with my originality.
JediMemeLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAME
Chode66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happiness and closeness man
Black_knight_owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was wondering when I'd find it
AutonomyForbidden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why is commitment scary to you?
TheKingCapital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmant
FreshlySqueezedBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his trusty sidekick, Intimacyboy!
50calPeephole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not terrified of commitment- as a matter of fact you embrace commitment- You have committed to non-committance.
I tell this to my girlfriend of 10 years frequently. We're in a very committed relationship.
sismit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, Keith, you'll be fine.
shitghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leader of the Commit-men.
Kinda, sorta, if he has to and you nag him enough.
"I suppose I'll do it then"
[deleted] ยท 1939 points ยท Posted at 16:38:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mankiller27 ยท 1007 points ยท Posted at 16:45:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should get together with a bunch of other people with that fear and be the Seamen.
poopellar ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 18:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They all can take up home in a giant box. Where more and more of these sea-men come and join in.
pielover928 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:33:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We'll call it the come box
ggggtotalwarrior ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 19:05:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something OP's mom.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:23:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick burn, bro.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:23:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooweeeeeoooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooweeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo!
ArgumF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You clever little
Sirhuffnpuff ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something something broken arms...
Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
something something, broken arms
bokan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:45:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never been more proud to be a reddit veteran. * sniffles *
WayofalexGaming ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:03:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
every goddamn thread
Sirpotatoix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And reproduce and have white lids that turn black after a while
Disney_Reference ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cumbox
RogueMonkalot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pls no
Anarroia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. Just no... No more.
Hellendogman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:35:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's seaman box just doesn't roll off the tongue like a cum box does...
XXVIIMAN ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then every nine months one of them builds up the courage to exit the box. Of course, it's Jerry. Jerry doesn't use the door. Jerry just tears a while in the ceiling and climbs out.
-del2phi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're all coming to the giant box.
We'll call it the come box.
Golden-Sun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't sure if Meta joke or play on the other meaning of box...
NerdyTortoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
then the fire nation attacked
DeathlyKitten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hot Seamen
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But those are led by Sheldon Cooper!
heppecj22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seamen squad
theslutbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"there are dozens of us"
Turtledonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I volunteer to drive the Seamen Delivery Mechanism.
GKinslayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And their headquarters would be called the submarine.
KennyWells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not seaman, it's sea-man. https://youtu.be/wYkq037wPoE
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and live in a submarine together
Positron311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aka Somali Pirates.
bottlebowling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Better yet, hot sea-me-" "Hot cops sounds good."
link_fuck_up_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, thats called the Navy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tobias?
tytycoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/slWesdezt58
MadTapirMan ยท 352 points ยท Posted at 18:19:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean OCEANMAN?
Pucciogaeshi ยท 266 points ยท Posted at 18:32:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
T A K E M E B Y T H E H A N D
Paralititan ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 18:45:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
[deleted] ยท 379 points ยท Posted at 18:54:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[removed]
KmKiero ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:23:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you see through the wonder of amazement, at the oberman!
insertinternethere ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie is coming back to me. Good times.
Ru71kl0l5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The memories man!
AlwaysDefenestrated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait Ween is in the SpongeBob movie?
insertinternethere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man played in the end credits
fireork12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's on Netflix.
Thatsnowconeguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no not really
hobbesnoob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always wondered how I'd get cancer
MasterCyconide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I really feel like rewatching the Spongebob movie.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PRRR PRRR PRRR DJ KHALED! I GOT THE KEYS
DJ_Khaled_Best ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:01:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go buy your whole family houses.
Wrest216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STOP STOP STOP WE ALREADY DID THAT TODAY.....
annoyingone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, more like largemassofwaterman
Pichiii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐๐
HopermanTheManOfFeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, you heard him right.
kevie3drinks ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 17:02:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swallow, Come!
thecricketnerd ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:40:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His pet/sidekick bird?
the_bacon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:24:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah - south park did it
thecricketnerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, so it's a reference
h0bb1tm1ndtr1x ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:21:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simpsons did it.
ScarletVillain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:20:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup
orcscorper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:12:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe he just said that! - Moses
kevie3drinks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:48:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhm... A giant stone John Wilkes Boothe?
Koolballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cum!!#
Future_Jared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you'd hang out with Jesus, Mohammed, and the other Super Best Friends?
UltimateDracoMeteor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you in a league with Joseph Smith, Krishna, Muhammad, Buddha, Jesus, Lao Tzu, and Moses?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody here owned a dreamcast. And if they did they didn't smoke enough pot
parallellines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, what's wrong fuzzy?
HeWentToJared91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SAILORS.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so ocean man
LegendOfPublo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oceanman
HorriblyCrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So salty
chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Find other Men like you and do a SeaMen convention, you know, for support.
yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sea what you did there!
Drafo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey look! Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back!
RaviTejaAnu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you can multiply into Sea-Men?
Henrycf118 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
salty-sea-man
NewUser5391 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd make an excellent Arsenal goalkeeper though
Ya_Zakon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swallow! Come!
galactapotamus ยท 10267 points ยท Posted at 16:34:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Left Alone at the Supermarket as a Child-Man
kaenneth ยท 3656 points ยท Posted at 17:00:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a feral child, raised by a pack of wild shopping trolleys
Exploding_Antelope ยท 793 points ยท Posted at 17:07:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Write a book.
The Walmart Book, a classic collection of stories by Rudyard Kaenneth
kaenneth ยท 384 points ยท Posted at 17:32:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/5591bu/wp_a_child_abandoned_in_a_supermarket_raised_by_a/
NNJAxKira ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:30:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The internet is a truly amazing place
TheAwesomeMort ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was gorgeous!
wardrich ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:48:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just outsource you book?
kaenneth ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:29:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the concept was there, but there was no story I had to tell with it.
pumpkinrum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:29:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fantastic.
HelmuthG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When shit gets real
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit you struck karma gold on that one. Good on you
KetchupGuy1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/2me4irl
12Carnation ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:04:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should be /r/shittywritingprompts
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:21:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/writingprompts
Nico-Wonderdust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feral child abandoned in a supermarket? That's got to be "Wolf Of Walmart" right?
ComradeRoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I still haven't seen the movie, exactly how do feral children relate to the Wolf of Wall Street?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black friday.
Buy everything you can pry from cold dead hands for next to nothing and sell it on the Internet for inflated prices to unsuspecting chumps.
Pootanium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, a jingoist in a Wal Mart.
Subs2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the Brit
GreanEcsitSine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bastard Bascart Bastion.
___AhPuch___ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feralchildrenman
felixar90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bubbles?
opunderscore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the 'man'
twodogsfighting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the Brentford snail boy.
WhatTheBeeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-man
Thereconraccoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha nice
Skyhighgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When your mom leaves you at the checkout as the cashier is ringing your items through-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tromulus and tremus?
Adama0001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's gonna ring you u0 and then call for a cleanup on aisle 10
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These two comments are all I need from this thread.
Heyello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FEEL THE META
Fromanderson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda want to hear that story.
rikjames90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
from the makers of sausage party
[deleted] ยท 811 points ยท Posted at 18:35:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being left by your mom in line at the supermarket and then the cashier gets to you before mom comes back and you don't know what to do man
galactapotamus ยท 283 points ยท Posted at 18:39:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
excuse me a moment going into catatonic state
YipRocHeresy ยท 328 points ยท Posted at 22:56:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, why do moms do this? Do they know not how anxiety provoking this is? Did their parents never do this to them and they've just never experienced it? Also just get all your fucking groceries before you check out. Fuck you mom.
[deleted] ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 00:27:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can leave me outside on my own to wander the land. But god damn don't leave me alone in the grocery store.
Dreamcast3 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grocery stores are terrible, horrific places whose only purpose is torment and torture those who attempt to enter its unholy depths.
Also, they have Pop Tarts.
Grifter42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:29:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We risk everything for the pop tarts and the pizza rolls.
Dreamcast3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:57:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The foundation on which modern society was ultimately built on.
Grifter42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that which it may collapse upon.
win32ce ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I took my friend's kid to Disney and I made him a card with my picture, name and cellphone to show an employee if we got separated. This made him terrified we were going to get separated. He almost wouldn't go.
Bakunetsu ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:09:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next time just slap it on his back with duct tape, and don't tell him
win32ce ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:13:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I learned a lot about kids on that trip
mazbrakin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When we went to Disneyland I gave my daughter a my little pony slap band to wear that had our names and phone number written on the inside.
YipRocHeresy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww poor guy. This is actually a really good idea. Good on you!
actual_factual_bear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:02:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the things some people will do to get out of going to Disney...
fleuvage ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:30:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had talks with my kids about what to do if we were separated in stores or on vacation (my advice was: always find a lady in a store and ask her to help you-- they're the best bet for actual help).
One time, in a large US city, I asked them "what would you do if we got separated here?" just as a problem-solving discussion. My eldest asked me, "Mom, are you going to leave us somewhere?" They were about 12 and 9 at the time. Poor kids-- it really hadn't occurred to me that they were fearful whereas I thought we were learning life skills...
win32ce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:57 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no! Hug moment.
I tell my nephews to grab the nearest adult and ask for help. 99% of the world wouldn't hurt a kid but waiting around looking helpless will attract the 1% (or less than 1% I hope). I read similar advice from a police study about women stranded on a freeway.
conquer69 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:24:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom always did this shit. I talked to my sister about it and she mentioned the same thing.
__LordNibbler__ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They think they'll be fast enough
BoomerKeith ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to do that to my youngest son when he was about 7. I just needed to run and grab milk. I took off toward the dairy products, opened the door and grabbed a gallon. The door closed, I turned around and my kid is standing there. The look on his face was priceless. It was like "There's no way in hell I was gonna wait there alone".
I wanted to be mad, but I couldn't.
YipRocHeresy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:03:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't have the courage that your kid did. For me, it was quite a dilemma. Like my mom left me there to "guard" the groceries but on the other hand there was nothing I could do if the cashier finished ringing everything up. So what was the pointing of having me stand there? I felt so helpless and useless.
BoomerKeith ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I know the feeling. It happened to me more than once as a kid (one very traumatic McDonald's episode too). It didn't even cross my mind that my son would feel that way, I figured I would be so fast that I'd be back with plenty of time to spare. He didn't seem to give it any thought and just went with his gut.
YipRocHeresy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your kid. Now knock it off with abandoning your child at the cash register! I'm only kidding, sort of.
PaintDrinkingPete ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:47:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom did this to me, but I always took advantage and would try to sneak candy and gum into the mix while she was gone.
YipRocHeresy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:48:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah you were a smart little bugger. I didn't think of that! So many missed opportunities.
substandardgaussian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, use your children as living placeholders for you and your needs. There's no way that won't harm them emotionally or psychologically.
YipRocHeresy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Ctauegetl responded to the same comment with this:
So which is it guys?
PM_ME_UR_LIBRARY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this something kids really worry about?
Man, I feel old.
nomnomnomnomRABIES ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Settle down you whiny little bitch!
TFiPW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but mooooooooooooom
Ctauegetl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised how fast you forget your childhood.
cloud3321 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:03:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you know I did heh
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:11:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg I thought I was an idiot for feeling this way ...
Once she left to get god knows what toothpaste, and I was left there (maybe 9 then) alone , I was so nervous the cashier lady told me would I like to sing a song. I told her I don't have a girlfriend yet so I haven't practiced singing to girls , but she said it's okay I'll be your gf for today.
I was pretty red cheeked n quiet the whole day after that. Didn't see her around after that, so I guess she must have been a temp worker, and I got dumped on the first day
rockangel312 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lololololololollll
timidforrestcreature ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:39:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You physically act as a bouncer for your moms goods and dont let people sneakily try to start checking in their items by getting close and making eye contact with cashere to put your stuff on hold, obviously.
WaffleFoxes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:23:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mother did this to me at the AIRPORT. "I'm gonna just run out for a quick smoke" - never mind she had to come back through security. Meanwhile the gate agent keeps saying "last call for flight 123. Last call!"
OuttaSightVegemite ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god. I'm 28 and I still don't know what to do when this happens..."Uh, my mum's just gone to get...I mean, she's the one with the money, you know?..Uh, hopefully she'll be back....Oh, wait, there she is!"
AchingAss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit this.
My parents did this shit all the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Me too. Mom always forgot things to check that were in some advertisement. Then she came fucking late once I was already putting the stuff back into the waggon and she came at the last second.
Then there were multiple times I was crying because I couldn't get something (sweets? I don't remember). She just sneaked away to hide behind some coupbords till I panicked and stopped crying to look for her. Some customers apparently had pity with me because they asked her if she shouldnt be comforting me. She was of the opinion that I needed to be ignored until I stop crying so she just kept on hiding. She also left me behind multiple times I marveled at some devises. Then I noticed no one is there I searched the store but she had already paid and waited outside the store angrily gesticulating for me to come one I saw her
Huitzilopostlian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and my mom do this all the time, I bet they both do it so I get stuck with the bill.
mekquiem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just let the guy behind you go first?
Not_A_Korean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was always terrified by this but it never happened.
SAGNUTZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you may have a story. If so, post it to /r/TalesFromRetail and get some karma for your pain!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I've worked retail for the past five years, that sub is my home away from home.
zoomer296 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom did this once. I bought a Mountain Dew and walked outside.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:44:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and his side kick, what if dad did this on purpose to laugh at you freaking out again-boy!
CapeBretonBeh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:31:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being left alone at the supermarket man-child
ExoticExotractor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
y2jasper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or to be even more specific
"Told to Stay in the Checkout Line While Mom Goes to Get Something" Man
TopherCully ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"AbandonMan"
timidforrestcreature ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What to do with my hands man
intensely_human ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is I, Being-pursued-around-a-kitchen-table-by-hungry-wolves-while-wearing-socks-on-a-freshly-waxed-floor Man!
Psychodelli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mother used to run away from me when I tried catching up with her at the super market. She'd speed walk away while saying "no, no, this isn't my child! Someone come get this boy he's not mine." Looking back it's hilarious, but as a crying four year old I'd have an existential crisis and wonder if I really did have a mother.
diablo_pequeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catching me mid wank man.
kevinhaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being left at the register while my mom goes to get something she forgot-man.
chrom_ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can just shorten that to child-man right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Child-men tend to be immature and irresponsible
Justmadeit12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
Ekrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom just needs to go get one more item and will be back to the line soon -man
Zaro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lostman
spasticpatty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This happened to me! They called my name over the intercom, when I got to the Customer Service area someone says, "your mother left, she said carry this home.", and slams a gallon of milk on the counter.(we didn't have a car, about a mile from home). Good times.
G_Peccary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Punky, is that you?
pnot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can no longer shop happily!
CodenameBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But aren't you grown now? Why is that still a fear?
opacities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With the power to immediately assume the fetal position!
SquiddyTheMouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mum actually tried to leave me in a shop once when I was 5 because I refused to put my shoes back on. The thing is though, my feet were blistered and bleeding because of these stupid bright pink plastic shoes she made me wear that day. And she wanted me to put them back on. So she told me to go to the toy aisle, and she would come and get me when it was time to go.
I went to the toy aisle and waited there for a very long time, then I started to get worried because of how long it had been, so I went up to the customer service desk to see if she was around the front of the store, and one of the workers did that announcement thing and said "Mother's Name, can you please come to the service desk, your child is here waiting for you". Then, I saw her walking out of the store, so I ran over to her and asked her why she was leaving me, and she said it was because I was embarassing her.
I honestly have no idea what would have happened if I didn't see her leaving.
handmemybriefcase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you weren't left at the Grand Canyon.
redpiano82991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You will teach your enemies your fear.
Soggy_Pronoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Been there dude....
Thornscape86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandon-Man!
Shifty03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Left Alone At the Supermarket Checkout Because Your Mum Has Run To Grab One More Thing But Hasn't Come Back In Time And You're Just Standing There With No Money And Everyone Is Looking At You - Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a fear that never goes away, your safezone just gets bigger as you get older
judas1123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aka Man-Child
urbanpsycho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KKlear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Left Alone at the Supermarket as a Man-Child
wheresmycake ยท 1815 points ยท Posted at 16:20:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ExGirlfriend-man
Wiseguy72 ยท 1252 points ยท Posted at 17:39:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were given your power when you accidentally stuck your dick in a radioactive crazy.
wargamer620 ยท 353 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and then radioactive crazy bit him, really really hard on the dick
Wiseguy72 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:22:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was just a pawn in the larger crime syndicate known as "The Cosmopolitans," whom ExGirlfriend-man now opposes.
PM_UR_NUDE_BODY ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually physically felt that...
DerpYoshi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With her vag?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then he stabbed her in the eye with a fork.
Satans_Jewels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With her pussyteeth
somecallmemike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movie was fucked
-iLoveSchmeckles- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What movie? I'm not typing pussy teeth in Google.
Vampire-Koifish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this is what you're looking for.
MonsieurHedge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favourite movies of all time.
Vagina Punisher. Fucking incredible.
hodge91 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barry is that you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erectile disfunction man Flaccid penis man
theredneckredditor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it bad that I like the radioactive crazy? I think they are a lot of fun.
JoeBroski09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here comes the Ex-girlfriendMan! He used to be a talk show host until he was bitten in the penis by a radioactive super star!
chosenamewhendrunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still worth it.
shazarakk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:24 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
F913 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Accidentally".
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to start the Ex-Men!
Oh, wait.
DrMobius0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You think there's an MtoF support group by that name? I'm not trans, but if I was, I think this would be the single best name.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:38:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super powers include coping with highly awkward situations, putting on a brave face and listening to endless amount of bs that you don't need to know.
mindfulwolf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today, at appx: 11:32 AM Pacific Standard Time, I was sitting in a cafe. A tall girl walked in, and in that moment, I transformed into this man, and wielded the powers of headphones and feigned intense concentration to pretend I did not see her enter. But I had met my match. With a wave in my sightline, my powers were subdued and I was forced to acknowledge her presence as well as my 5 year old unresolved resentments and regrets.
why do we fall
wheresmycake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:59:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why do we fall - Whiskey dick Master Wayne, it's called whiskey dick.
Checker88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing happened to me today, brother. Stay strong. <3
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FYFY
Kylearean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Paul Rudd, Steve Carrell, and Nicki Minaj
ChunkyDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriend-Boy
wheresmycake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's more of a first-time-in-prison thing...
xXISCOPEIXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as good as Dr. Girlfriend
JamesTheJerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better than Boogeyman-man.
hizperion ยท 3536 points ยท Posted at 16:25:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
penisgirl
Wiseguy72 ยท 2282 points ยท Posted at 16:48:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your enemies:
rapiddevolution ยท 1306 points ยท Posted at 17:02:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you mean Biggus Dickkus?
[deleted] ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 18:18:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:36:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
StoleThisFromYou ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the people's front of judea! Splitters!
TheHorsesWhisper ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a widdle weird
OuttaSightVegemite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's vewwy widdle.
xkombatikusx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:35:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what is wifes name was?
BarfMeARiver ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:31:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incontinentia.
Incontinentia BUTTOCKS!
xkombatikusx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:23 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolute classic Monty python. I wish those guys would release a new movie.
BarfMeARiver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:43 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely agree. I wish they were still making films!
porkchopsamwiches ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:29:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
frow him to the fwoor rhuffwy!
Anesan2654 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umm... Wut.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from Monty Python's Life of Brian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw
[deleted] ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 17:47:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He has a wife you know?
lbeaty1981 ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, Incontinentia.
Hutchythesmall ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 19:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incontinentia buttocks?
ethanyama ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incontentian de buttocks?
DonQuixotel ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incontinentia Glutea Maxima?
TheDemonCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incontinentia
Pizzaman1128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what she's called?
VerbableNouns ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 17:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he the one that worships the God Testecles Erectuse?
Lebor ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nope just a reference from the Life of Brian, sorry if you knew that and I just did not catch your pun tho
Trevorisabox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you change the ending on "big" to -issimus it changes it to mean "biggest" bigissimus
PowerPritt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah sounds greek to me, must be another villain :/
lifeboundd ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:38:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think it's funny when I say.. Biggus.... Dickkus????
booksblanketsandtea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PfFffFfffffFfffhhht
_idkidc_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:11:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugh Mungus
Viciuniversum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he means Hugh Mungus
PlanetMustafar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:52:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait 'till Biggus Dickus hears of this
Chinksta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that is his friend's name, his real name is Hugh Mungus.
Galbatross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think he means Dickatus Buttakis
Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats the Greek butchering of the name
torsoboy00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his sidekick Sextus Longinus.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Testicles
AboveDisturbing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his right hand man, Testicles
ThesaurusRex84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stifled snickering
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or his Greek cousin Dicarus
KizziV ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:00:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, Doctor Trojan and Denizen Durex.
Wiseguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PromagnumMan
scoyne15 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:11:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Richard P. Ropepusher?
TooMad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:26:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sidekick
Innate distrust
Starinight69 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:46:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugh G. Rection
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HUGH RECTION WOT?!
Mycareer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean....TROJAN MAN?
ThePyroPython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Trojan Man is really Erectus Protectus
JanJonDijonMustard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot "The Red Rocket"
Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True. The Phallus Five need to travel in style.
TeamJim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would Cocktimus Prime be on her side? What about Cockasaurus Rex, the horniest of all the dinosaurs?
Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They would be among her stiffest opposition.
DinerWaitress ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His initials are ED - it's probably not that bad.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering why they didnt go with Richard.
DinerWaitress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missed opportunity for sure
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, no im sorry I was unclear. Mine is cliche. Picking up on the ED thing is actually pretty clever. That is the reason its not Richard. Kudos.
Dmaias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the phalus five is a reference to berserk? If so, holy shit you're right to be afraid.
Phister_BeHole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Gonad the Barbarian.
That_Canadian_Eh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Trojan Man
Roflitos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about the almighty Hugh Mongus?
adalious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:50:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"โข The Roman Centurion warrior from the past Erectus Maximumus"
The hero Testiclees and his side kick Scrotus!
Pezmage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The leader of the Phalus Five - Mike Cogsyuge
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Giant One-Eyed yogurt Flinger.
Or That Homeless Man OnThe Train.
xlinkedx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aka "Double D. Ropepusher" or "Double D" so named for his twin penii
Draniei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Upright greatest"? That's a lame name.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erectile dysfunction boy.
not-sure-if-serious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about Dr. Richard Peter Weiners DDS?
mike_rob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the villainous Doc Cock.
Hypertroph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HUGH MUNGUS WOT???
Lazaruspit1993 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And what of the Ancient Greek warrior Testicles? (Pronounced testiclees)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And any member of the porn industry.
falk0nn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also Richard...
JeIIyDM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the roman god of male fertility Priapus?
And catullus' ex, Lesbia
viperex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E. D. Ropepusher
I see what you did there
Seeyouyeah ยท 6539 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ay gurl u wan some exposure therapy
nmkd ยท 2083 points ยท Posted at 17:04:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitposting done right
Seeyouyeah ยท 928 points ยท Posted at 17:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it
Edit: if anyone else says "hard job FTFY" I'm gonna slap a bitch
ascetic_lynx ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 17:43:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The shitposting life didn't choose me, i chose the shitposting life
Seeyouyeah ยท 400 points ยท Posted at 18:01:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you think shitposting is your ally. But you merely adopted shitposting; I wasย bornย in it, moulded by it.
[deleted] ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 18:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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22bebo ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:58:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering what would break first: Your memes or your body!
MrPocky14 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:21:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the forum lies in ashes, then you have my permission to die.
h0bb1tm1ndtr1x ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hang his history where the world can see.
fireh0use ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is beautiful
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:21:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be a shitposter like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually true for some of us
EngiDaBoss ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now thats just bane posting
TCV2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:23:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now this is podracing.
Rockonfoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a shit post
Seeyouyeah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fight me irl m8
Rockonfoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok I'm at the bottom of the Mariana Trench
Vilks_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no u
supercheetah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ew
BobbyCock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get so good?
Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:13:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Years of chatting shit
Sgt_Patman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't choose the shitposting life, I chose no life, and shitposting is just a side effect.
KCchemist ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:19:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Seeyouyeah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
UltimateInferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay. Go find someone with a dick.
AchillesSonofTragedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He might face stiff competition
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Shimme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We can all chip in. Let's help out a fellow redditer.
Cognito_Ergo_Sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hard job*
BZLuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hard job.
How did you miss that opportunity?
Pseudonymico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*hard job
Ftfy
LEEVINNNN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a hard job
FTFY
jambola2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Get a load of this guy!
wargamer620 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ftfy
Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2.
involving considerable difficulty or hardship; requiring great determination or effort.
"the training has been quite tough"
synonyms:arduous,ย onerous,ย strenuous,grueling,ย exacting,ย difficult,demanding,ย hard,ย taxing,ย tiring,exhausting,ย punishing,ย laborious,stressful,ย back-breaking,ย Herculea
wargamer620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it was a bad pun, because the whole exposure therapy for penisgirl thing
Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh I fucked up. GG.
wargamer620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its okay, Ive done that before
Steven_Cheesy318 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a legitimate joke, not shitposting. As a mother, I know the difference.
JACdMufasa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:06:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't speak to me or my son ever again.
AldersRazor ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:44:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey its me ur psychologist
poopellar ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:22:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2 smooth
DrMobius0 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:16:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
someone should erect a monument in this guy's name
Capcombric ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:30:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ay gurl you wanna help me erect this monument nahmsayin
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A huge, throbbing obelisk.
Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i do at least three times a day
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:38:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahaha. Good stuff.
AngrySeniorCitizen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:17:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for volunteering, it's good to start them off small.
gwiss ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:26:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy fucks.
diraniola ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was that a triple entendre?
aceskeleton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indecent exposure therapy
SPARTONmAn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guarantee that has been said before by some dude, deep within the bowels of New Jersey.
snappyirides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just had flashbacks to American Horror Story
Dont-believe-this ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:02:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You and /u/hurray_for_candy have the same phobia.
Hurray_for_Candy ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:09:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a lie. I love penises!
Squallify ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIP inbox
Dont-believe-this ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:28:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/50aw7c/nurses_who_has_to_ask_the_famous_sexual_history/d72m3zi
Hurray_for_Candy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the speed with which you whipped that out.
Vinnie_Vegas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:45:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...
Hurray_for_Candy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:00:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm nothing if not easy.
_BindersFullOfWomen_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she said
hizperion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
we would make a great team then
DazeLost ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your special move could be called the Cock Blocker
Penis_Owner ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:02:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm your arch-nemesis then.
TheRickSanchez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn.... User name checks out.
kangarooninjadonuts ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:35:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd like me, there isn't much to be afraid of.
Oh, I've made myself sad :(
truthdoctor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you afraid of penises?
Kalipygia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh ooh, I can be your sidekick.
Psdjklgfuiob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
let's form a team
the_logic_engine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ah, penisbanditman's cousin
mathematicmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want your enemies to share your dread?
liammurphy007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would Smallpenisman be a friend or foe?
ThirtyWize ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lez-be honest about penises for a sec...
Ser_Rodrick_Cassel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
haha whoosh
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd read this comic.
pspetrini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd fit in in Thailand.
wicked-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like to try immersion therapy?
L-ephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This name may actually cause you more problems in that area.
Damiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A penisgirl has no name...
CrimsonSmear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If Batman is afraid of bats and dresses up as a bat because of it, what would your superhero costume look like?
AutonomyForbidden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What scares you about a penis?
Wastelandherox9x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penisgirl is a futanari I presume.
Sidorakh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This.. sounds like something I'd call /u/vargasa871 in for
Vargasa871 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my type of super hero. Heroine? Um...?
pulkitmaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peniswoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
girl penis=best penis
starkillerrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe the politically correct term is futa
HopermanTheManOfFeel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why're you afraid of women with penises?
(No but seriously, why are you afraid of penises?)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:17:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey its me penisgirl2
[deleted] ยท 2251 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Wiseguy72 ยท 1251 points ยท Posted at 17:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your enemies would be:
[deleted] ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 18:12:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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PThompson509 ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 20:31:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paging /u/Shitty_Watercolour or /u/AWildSketchAppeared
Please come to a white courtesy telephone. :)
cartoptauntaun ยท 385 points ยท Posted at 01:50:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm neither of those two legends, and it's been awhile since I put anything in a sketchbook, but I'm sitting here helping my sister with a paper, so what the heck. Hope this satisfies the collective reddit vision /u/wiseguy72 /u/randyraspberry
http://i.imgur.com/j349Nrj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/W5YRLfN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6yDWTeV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MTLzaBv.jpg
Wiseguy72 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:53:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those are awesome! Especially Captain Headlights.
Your Roadkiller is waaaay better than what I was thinking.
unevolved_panda ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:16:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I just say I'm loving your replies all over this thread?
mjmannella ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bambi's trying to flip me the bird
PhoneAltCauseFuck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's a knife! Adventure Time deer hands.gif cause I'm on mobile
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:18:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Road killer really speaks to me
HorseLove19 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those were really good
MRHURLEY86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:59:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roadkiller needs a damn TV show!
frivvifox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vengeful Bambi is so scary omg D:
notapoke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I personally am very satisfied, especially with Captain Headlights
PThompson509 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!
Keep this up and those two will definitely be worrying. :)
Dog_dreams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like your cartooning style. Nice work!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killed it. I like your style, keep it up.
AAzumi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THESE ARE AMAZING!
vaatra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely keep doing these. You're gonna be legendary.
Odd-One ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:13:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Give me Hamm on white, and hold the Mayo"
BDMayhem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want me to have an abortion.
Odd-One ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:32:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I quit the wrong day to quit huffing glue...
chili01 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:41:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't assume a courtesy telephone's color!
ManicExpressive ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:12:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
triggered
payperplain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The white phone is for emergencies the red phone is for courtesy calls.
PThompson509 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.
payperplain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to let you know that we're all counting on you. Good luck.
MrPocky14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:24:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The vengeful Bambi would be awesome and funny as hell.
TGrady902 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Vengeful Bambi super buff and kinda looks like Rambo in your imagination? He is in mine.
Kobluna ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's r/nowitsadndmonsterwhen you need it?
Bagel_Mode ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You the real MVP of this thread.
ryan2point0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Jihad Doe
-Underhill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roadkiller actually sounds like a solid crazed redneck villain.
Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was actually thinking of Cletus as I wrote it so...yes exactly.
Methane_superhero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emodeer, the deer constantly jumping in your way to end it all
stillragin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bambibambino is the other name.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're really rolling in the points from this post :p I've seen like 5 comments from you and they all have like 300* pts!
actual_factual_bear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fun fact: Bambi was a boy
TheFirstAI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/lraOY_Ei1CY relevant video
Killbil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wandering deer with no eyes (to reflect your headlights) - man
RHJ44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His sidekick could be deer whistle boy
Shadow_Ent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breaking News: The Vengeful Bambi caught in the act
FluffyUnicorns27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other than the vengeful bambi, the rest almost seem like alies.
november_republic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:53 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot Kid Venison.
Kalipygia ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 17:53:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi I'm Involuntary-Manslaughter Woman. We can never carpool.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY.
Caticature ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:40:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or as you will be known when you're old and cranky: Suddenly Appearing Dear Woman.
I can picture you already, driving like mad through town, screaming at other old grannies who suddenly step into the street.
D4ri4n117 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:54:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunting season is great because they all leave my part of the state for a bit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet this is your favorite time of year.
jhutchi2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my dad drove up to Ithaca to visit Cornell back when I was getting ready to apply for college. We had to make the trip in a day so we drove up at like 3 am. He said it was the scariest ride of his life, because you don't see the deer until you're passing them. And there were a LOT of deer.
ZooEnthusiast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:54:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an Australian that makes me Captain Kangaroo.
Fuckers kamikaze at us all the time.
timetravlrfromthepst ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to drive up a long mountain road to go to class. The deer there are abundant, so I have had plenty of scares. It's worse going down, specially at night. I share your fear.
wizdum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially (? Uggh why is that word so annoying ?)
timetravlrfromthepst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Specially or especially?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is That a Hog About to Dart Out at Me or a Bush In the Darkness woman.
We can be friends.
Bevlar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read this then found this in my feed.
Deer jumps into woman's car - https://gfycat.com/UnsteadySeparateAbalone
Garfield_M_Obama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this. I think more superheros should have a subtitle that explains the details of their particular circumstances much like a 19th century novel.
SpartanPride52 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, Pennsylvania.
dottmatrix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a man who has hit a deer with 60% of all vehicles he's ever owned, I feel your pain.
alexisdr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hittingananimalwoman
I have gotten out of the car and walked the rest of the way home because two off leash dogs were in our alleyway.
brythefrenchfry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At first I thought your fear was suddenly transforming into a deer..
gwc81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UP?
rockangel312 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always let out a weird noise when this happens.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heck yes. There are certain roads I just avoid for that reason
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chester county?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh...hi im soxiallyawkwardpartiallybecauseimdesperateforanyconnection guy
H-h-hows it going g-gurl heh ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate the gesture but I really am isolated with nothing happening in my life.
Joe234248 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life takes time, man. A lot of us are there with you
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, I've killed my fair share with the grill guard. Almost hit a buck on my motorcycle riding home one night. Managed to skid around him at about 45 on a dirt road.
damnWarEagle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously! I live in Texas out in the middle of nowhere and I've had deer, cats, possums, skunks, and armadillos pop out while I'm trying to drive home. The deer are obviously the scariest
Enriquehotpantz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live in a fairly rural area and the only deer I've ever hit was, smack-dab in the middle of an industrial park in a college town that's near by!
snowballshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knock back a few tall boys and those fuckers just bounce off, and you will feel better when you get out and see your totalled front end.
ATexanInMichigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hunting season about to start here in Michigan, you can tell the deer are already on edge.
Dr_Freedman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solution: get a bigass rambar on the front of your car.
SourceOfProtein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suddenly-appearing-deer-woman-woman
-aRTy- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know this one?
ChimpVision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kid venison http://youtu.be/uQYEKdW6PGY
flashmedallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm now terrified of a suddenly-appearing Deer-Woman
wartornhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After hitting a deer and totalling my car... I have the same stress... My heart jumps into my throat if I see one even on the side of the road. They are like cockroaches... you see one there are like 10 more around the next bend standing in the middle of the road.
Keiyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look up deer whistles! I used to live in MT and had them on my bumper, never had a deer jump in front of me despite lots of highway driving.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oye vey, I feel you, especially on my motorcycle.
Joe234248 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like Virginia Dare?
Werelowongas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving at night gives me such bad anxiety, because deer. I can be driving around in town and those mother fuckers are going to run into the side of my car as im going 20mph.
themusicliveson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend once hit a deer but ended up just stunning it, so I'm pretty sure he could now become your sidekick known as Disoriented Deer Trapped In My Car man.
Keykatriz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad the area I'm usually in doesn't have this issue, but I am friend who lives about 15-20 minutes into the woods and driving home on that road at night is terrifying. Even with brights on you can't see much.
Ambassador_Antlers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet jimmy just cloned himself again.
Damnit jimmy.
MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're goddamn kamikaze rodents made up of what should be hotsticks. They're suicides not only destroy your car but rob you of delicious snacking.
Seeyouyeah ยท 1103 points ยท Posted at 16:42:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man
Voyage_of_Roadkill ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 22:27:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all die alone man. It's part of the journey.
TheOffTopicBuffalo ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 00:20:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try no man's sky dev team
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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fullonrantmode ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
++++ Would definitely read this guys comments again!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too much water.
ShockedCurve453 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mind is blown!
Delicateplace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thx
Meta1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like, No Guy Buy
Hahahahaaaa
GoodGodsAbove ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:01:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brother, I'm gonna die screaming in agony, the fire and flames that disperse my ashes in the heat of convection will be a mercy.
I will not go quietly into the night, but, when I go I will be alone.
h0bb1tm1ndtr1x ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:32:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
chaosrunner87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get chills every time I see that scene. Such a good flick.
MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not if your plane suddenly crashes full speed into the side of a mountain with a large amount of unstable nitroglycerin on board. You'll die with all the crew, passengers, & animals. That's far from alone, so keep your head up. There's always hope.
-iLoveSchmeckles- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why the nitroglycerin? Also is it naturally unstable?
MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For obvious reasons, people are idiots.
tucker365 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I'm not dying alone. I'm taking those bastards with m . . .oh.
Perhaps I've said too much.
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If by part, you mean end, then yes it's a part of the journey.
zaphodp3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We are all dying alone man on this blessed day
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What If you and your SO fell into a trash compactor and were literally smashed together to death?
wolfbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not if you start a cult and get your loyal followers to join you into your journey into the great peanut butter sandwich in the sky.
timetravlrfromthepst ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You grow to be an old man, filled with regrets, waiting to die alone.
shardikprime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toorealtoosoontoofurious
RandyQuade112 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:38:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone dies alone.
ClassySavage ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:20:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. You could be an old man/woman in a hospital bed, surrounded by your loving family; but as your brain shuts down and you lose your senses one by one, you won't even know they're there.
Then they start divvying up your shit.
somecallmemike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait for them to divvy up my collection of teeth.
VANY11A ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
Jberg18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
el muere solo
not_from_this_world ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Dave
you might ask why I'm locking the door.
Dave...
pulls gun
Today I'll grant you your wish, and mine too.
ryancbeck777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess you've never spoken with Grandma Death
yonnijuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beat me to it.
FangHouDe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beat me to it. I am indeed... Forever Alone Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, it would be so awkward to die with someone else.
Like... ya know...?
Don't sweat it bruh!
TVRCerberaIsLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/me_irl
PM_ME_THEM_B00BIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Meaninglessness Man
Kadmium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lyrics from The Dear Hunter's "Life and Death":
ImNotTheZodiacKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying is like going on a scary water slide as a child. You'd much rather do it with someone you trust and care about, but it's just something you have to do by yourself.
hosieryadvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope to die alone. Hopefully, there will be no need to clean up after me, too.
Seeyouyeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too real for me
Munninnu ยท 15629 points ยท Posted at 16:46:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman.
I_Probably_Hate_You_ ยท 5830 points ยท Posted at 18:58:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should change it to Ladiesman.
Nugur ยท 3486 points ยท Posted at 20:19:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or ladyboy
TreFSU ยท 1610 points ยท Posted at 21:16:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladyboy Wonder would be a great sidekick.
offitcock ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:47:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sidedick**
KingofBukakke ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 00:56:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thai'dkick
Anomalous-Entity ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thath quite a lithp you got there!
adorabletea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A myth! myth!
FLABCAKE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
konydanza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:07:39 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good grief, it's a running gag
FLABCAKE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:59:27 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well have you tried Hare Krishna?
Prof-Nekkid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thai dick sidekick
KingofBukakke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one most
Einsteins_coffee_mug ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:45:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As in "I wonder if that's a ladyboy"
OuttaSightVegemite ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or, "That ladyboy is cute."
rethardus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's that in the sky? Is it a man? Is it a woman? No, it's Ladyboy!".
bluestarchasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
batmanman
TheDreadGazeebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, that's the joke
BellyFullOfSwans ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:48:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.rosebrides.com/thai-brides.html
For the price of a cup of coffee......
BerserkerGreaves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is any of the a ladyboy?
BellyFullOfSwans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im honestly not sure....maybe they cost a little more. We should pool our money together and see what we can order. I have Prime, so I can get her here in 2 days.
yomerol ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is he Thai?
SAGNUTZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or just "Robin"...
mandalorian_misfit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about ladyboy wonderman?
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why , oh why, oh why did I google that with safe search turned off......
h22wut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
SgtSlaughterEX ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
P3DR0-X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(ใฅ อก ยฐ อเป อก ยฐ )ใฅ
dallasmcfly ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherboy shoutout to r/arresteddevelopment
klaafas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:55:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAN reference here we go
PacSan300 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:39:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
555, good one!
CarbonUnit8472 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlie Man, for sure.
bro_salad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotten around the office a little bit, and people know about it, and joke about it from time to time.
The new Asian guy, for whom English was a second language, had always been quiet, but decided to join in on the fun one day. I walked into a meeting and he says "oooo it's Mr. Ladyboy!".
Thanks, Duong. Now I'll never escape that nickname.
secamTO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MotherBoy
Donkeydongcuntry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half-Thai thickie, all she wanna do is Bangkok.
AL_DENTE_AS_FUCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Side kick, Lady Boy
dimensionpi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or LADYBABY
IAmThePulloutK1ng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I am Ladyboyman.
NonPlayerCharachter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or lyingcheatingheartbreakingbitchman.
runiska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Than shemale would be a female version.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With her 10-inch Rod of Justice!
"Watch out, evil-doers! You're about to get a pounding!"
ZeroNom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can call her Peggy
P3DR0-X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Playboy
Adama0001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladyboy is Womanman's side kick.
ninfan200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ponzonozo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or shemale
BigShield ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:06:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladiesman217*.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:56:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
ARE YOU LADIES MAN 2 1 7?!?!
Smithman117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?!?
BigShield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, this is Patrick."
Legosaman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crap... too late :(
docktorfreemaan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same.
ShockedCurve453 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:15:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came here for this
AdvocateSaint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never expected that reference to ever pop up
BigShield ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Believe it!
konydanza ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:52:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The most ironically named superhero ever.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is Love?
What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
Is it not the sweetest flower?
Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine Diamonds?
Does not the wind love the Dirt?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?
Are you with someone tonight?
Do not question your love?
Take your lover by the hand.
Release the power within yourself.
You heard me, release the power.
Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.
That's right don't be shy.
Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt!
By Leon Phelps
Source
ShockedCurve453 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Future_Jared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The time has come to kill the Ladies Man! That's right!
Not_A_Crazed_Gunman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No time to talk.
ATLiving ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is Wifeman. Can you make that sound cooler too?
Bohnanza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
m'ladyman
The_Mesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Context is everything!
kill-dash-nine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's nice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sam, do you still have the allspark?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's his arch enemy.
anapollosun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gurl, you want a fith thandwich?
10J18R1A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just assume their superpower?
Equinoctial_Balance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE IS LADIESMAN217?!?!
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LadiesKnight
darkscottishloch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May I suggest you consider the butt?
ecordell11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ladiesman217?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman
sierra501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you username ladiesman217?
GMan129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how about girlieman
Zentopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladiesman217, to be exact.
tjsaccio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, the irony!
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1943 points ยท Posted at 16:49:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superhero or just life choices?
[deleted] ยท 1268 points ยท Posted at 18:05:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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ivebeenherelonger ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 19:37:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youcantaskmethatperson
Freak13h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:21:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I first saw "you cant ask meth at person" and was confused.
would--you--kindly ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 00:02:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repair man man man man...
neildegrasstokem ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There it is. Upvote for you
Limekilnlake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanmanmannan
SunnyDelight12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aka WhichBathroomShouldIUseMan?
IceColdJuiceBox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:45:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladymanladies
bhouse08 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tranman 3000
funnyAlcoholic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:25:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't choose what you're afraid of! Get with the times grandpa!
MagicHamsta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bit of both, Batman does dress like a bat so presumably he'll wear drag.
Munninnu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear-based superhero name.
_Spectre0_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not alone
SD_Chargers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just assume his gender!?!?!?!?
Caticature ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 17:44:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you, they are scary! I'd be Womanwoman. That would be a problem though... I wouldn't want to jeopardize your identity. shall we divide the fights?
TheyMakeMeWearPants ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 18:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're Womanwoman, does your reflection scare you?
JoiningTheBandwagon ยท 414 points ยท Posted at 20:38:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Bruce afraid of his suit?
grub-worm ยท 339 points ยท Posted at 23:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, they just don't show those scenes.
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 23:51:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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HelloMrFuckface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment needs more upvotes.
AwesomeTrinket ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:02:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take this fictional gold. I can't give real gold.
WhatTheFhtagn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm real sick of your shit, Master Wayne.
Ozzertron ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:09:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the mental image of Bruce giving a small yelp every time he opens his wardrobe
GuyBurn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruce: Fuck, fuck! Holy shit, it's a ba-
Tim: ...
Bruce: You say nothing, or I un-adopt you.
Andthentherewasbacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They do, actually. There are always moments in Batman movies where he looks into a mirror and sees himself. The thing is that even though Batman is scared, he keeps going. He sees his fear as a reason for him to never stop fighting.
ryan2point0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should be a college humor vid
mncm2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY college humor sucks now
Drowevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I really want to see this movie.
CarnivorousPacifist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're in the comics
BallsDandy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well no, but he was back in the 40s when it almost kinda looked like a bat
somedudeorwhatevs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, that's the point.
Radioactive-235 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends, Bruce Jenner or Bruce Wayne? Past or present?
dreadmontonnnnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing he's on the inside looking out hey?
Regvlas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you see him look in the mirror?
DannyPrefect23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just bought a $4 Batman mask for a cheap Halloween costume. The only thing scary about it is how powerful I feel when wearing it.
Ucantalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a reason the Batcave doesn't have any mirrors.
zanderkerbal ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:52:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
If it does, then does she turn into Womanwomanwoman?
EDIT: Gender issues.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you've missed the point.
strawberryblueart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm turning thirty next year, so mine does.
gingerfer ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:20:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I choose to pronounce womanwoman like Duran Duran.
WhatTheFhtagn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ba doo ba doo doo
crocuspocus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be PregnantWoman.
pieninja100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a Womanwo?
toothofjustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a "womanwo"?
RedlineFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you got cheating on your mind?
OverlordXenu ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:14:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo-man?
aukir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoaaaaaa-man.
GaryV83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All Know Ing
BuddhistNudist987 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It might interest you to know there's already a person who calls himself Manwoman. The last time I read about him, he was running an internet campaign to cleanse the swastika of its Nazi connotations because it was a religious or lucky symbol for a much longer time. He also has a yoni (sacred vagina) tattooed on his forehead. Maybe you could be pals.
derpface360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He died a few years ago. Damn.
BuddhistNudist987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:35 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry to hear that. RIP Womanman.
SpectralEntity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like he engages in mindfuckery.
kickerofbottoms ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
RonDonVolante92 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can i be your sidekick? Sexman
lackofspacebars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:55:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woahmanman
thinkinggrenades ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone beat you to it.
Munninnu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't exactly my idea of a costume though.
thinkinggrenades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's a bit too modest.
bokassa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:09:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo-man
Turbosuperfastlaser1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a hero, but the villan.
Exwoman man
narcissus299 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be Wonder Womanman.
CIearMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yamcha?
ITmadeIT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think its WHOAman, man.
konaya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanยฒ
xraig88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But if you searched your feelings deep down, would you be Motherboy? Motherboy XXX.
ChunkyDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Loneliness
SaebraK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just call yourself "The Trap".
scottnado ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Beat me to it haha
C0rdt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manman
SuchSmartMonkeys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol, damn, came here to post this
Gear3rdblunts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman man man man man man!
fickle_fuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're all over in Thailand I hear.
ugiffreedomigifshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL
kalechipsyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it helps, remember that, like with spiders, they are probably more afraid of you than you are of them.
(Though, like with spiders, it's unlikely that this platitude helps much).
DjTOTO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sir, win at internet
etevian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo-man.
A man is bitten by a radioactive woman and gains all the powers of a woman
Kanotari ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. That doesn't have a good ring to it. How about Caitlyn?
squiggylines ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stinkypussyman. Imagine the utility belt
HotCupOfKaTea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manwoman uhhh man
satuhogosha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sheman
dattilo913 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also have a fear of having my penis cut off! Seriously though it is probably my only phobia.
redchairsittin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this on the front page thought of my answer opened it and then..... damn dude took my top comment
CountSnuffula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman*
M_Bipson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats a microaggression.
des-tal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo*(man)2
Papulous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I come check out your women-cave?
EchManJones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Katilyn Jenner?
PokeyPete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PrettyGirlMan
muddah_f ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats m'ladyman to you
ColtyBolty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman...sorry for being afraid of rape.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pussy-man
TerminalReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
literally the top comment last time this question was posted
CommonCentral ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew this was going to be the top comment before I opened up the thread
NotGloomp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I had the same idea.
rikjames90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aka Captain nice guy
kzd15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humongous what?
scottpilgrim_gets_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhh honey, it's 2016. You don't have to go by that name ;) lol, just imagining the costume...what no, that's offensive. Sorry. Scratch that. My bad. Whoops.
Made bad/insensitive joke now I don't know how to fix it Man
machstem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just assume your fear's gender?
V1ROS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read the title, came in to type it only to see you already got it. I'm upset.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as wo-man-man.
banmeplease_thankyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're afraid of a woman?
Kyanpe ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caitlin?
ontopic ยท 7610 points ยท Posted at 16:20:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Friends and Family Secretly Hate and Pity You and They're Doing Fun Things Without Inviting You Boy.
Roastar ยท 3217 points ยท Posted at 16:32:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aka Paranoia Man
ontopic ยท 1977 points ยท Posted at 16:33:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kind of clunky
iamyourcheese ยท 881 points ยท Posted at 18:18:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I much prefer "Your Friends and Family Secretly Hate and Pity You and They're Doing Fun Things Without Inviting You Boy" or YFAFSHAPYATDFTWIY Boy for short.
Rberto123 ยท 485 points ยท Posted at 22:45:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really rolls of the tongue
Timmybhoy1990 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:35:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you speaking in tongues while saying it?
NoviKey ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:17:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in the ancient tongues of old... Dovahkiin
Mate_cosido ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:27:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's welsh
DopeAndDoper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:37:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And into a psychiatrist's office
mrcampus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:03:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You pitty the fool
Golden_Flame0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Faf Shap Yat" is pretty neat.
Fluxabobo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:48:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do we really need to shorten everything?
balduccirichard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:50:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aka DWRNTSE
pumpkinrum ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's hard to tell if you're introducing /u/ontopic or if you're having a stroke.
iamyourcheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
PropositionJoe_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abbreviated to YFFSHPYTDFTWIY for your convenience.
Zentavion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how it has a misspelled "happy" hidden in there.
Animorphs135 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Fallout Boy.
ZeroGear9513 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like some nonsense insult a senile old man living in the mountains would all you.
JohnnyHendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why faf shapy at df (da fuq?) twiy (twit?, twin?, twix?, ?)?
Soggy_Pronoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His arch nemesis fhqwhgads
thetate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y faf shapy at dft wiy
cam94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:07:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
ontopic ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 18:10:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you've discovered my secret identity!
Cobnor2451 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was clever, I don't think you have shit to worry about friend.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my exact thoughts. The most insecure people are often the ones who have the least reason to worry, because they work so hard on their perceived problems
JebbeK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah about that, it wasnt really hidden at all..
Dapples ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's always the Paranoid Social Club
_idkidc_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, doesn't quite flow off the tongue
LADIES_PM_ME_YO_ASS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How about FOMOBoy?
9Thousand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he could go with The Paranoia Boy...... a
Mun- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Paranoid Android?
NeverBeenStung ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:06:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would imply that he is afraid of paranoia itself.
Random-Miser ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not paranoia if it's actually happening.
captinj909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You called?
Goose_Dies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit Pants Man.
PMmeabouturday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're afraid of fear itself?
Methane_superhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would imply he's afraid of paranoia
Not_A_Korean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aka Anxiety Man
Aden_Sickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that's The Question.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
<_<
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe Social Paranoia Man.
Not to be confused with FBI Tail Paranoia Man, or Simulation Theory Paranoia Girl, or Only Non Telepathic Person On Earth Paranoia Boy, or MTV Paranoia Man
YappiStupendous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety Lad
psycholepzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOMOman
Grande_Latte_Enema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he doesn't fear paranoia. He IS paranoia!
HotpotatotomatoStew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, he grows up to become Paranoia Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not Paranoid if your actually a douche
Grifter42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a specific fear of Harvey Danger. What is that called?
KKlear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's after the gritty reboot.
MrMotionTom ยท 209 points ยท Posted at 17:41:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fomoman
TooOldToDie81 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:13:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wouldn't it just be MoMan?
frausting ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice catch
Captain_Condoriano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Moleman to you
psycholepzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:29:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beat me to it.
thundern1ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bless
Kalipygia ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Realityboy, to his friends. If he had any.
Gedoz1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:52:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL, thats cruel.
Pezmage ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 19:02:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's cute, you think that they even worry or care about you enough to make the decision not to invite you? You're just a non-entity, they "don't invite you" the same as they don't invite the person that serves them coffee at Denny's.
PolioKitty ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:47:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just ruined my night :(
Pezmage ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:49:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh sorry :( Was just trying to be funny. Here's a cat essentially taking a bath in baby chicks - http://i.imgur.com/NqOjBXS.gifv
DeOh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cold harsh reality. I like it. No, wait... I don't. Fuck that. Back to video games.
bsbbtnh ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:44:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man. I used to get so sad when I'd find out my friends did something without me. I realized, at some point, that it's not like I was hanging out with all my friends all the time, so it's not a personal snub when some of my friends hang out without me.
But boy, was it hard when my parents didn't invite me to Xmas dinner. The turkey looked so good, but they told me to make my own dinner and eat in my room, because they had guests (my brother and sisters). I laughed at how sad I felt when I realized I hadn't even invited them to my Xmas dinner (hot dogs and KD), so it's not like I can complain about them not inviting me. Lol
...
WheresTibbers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:|
:/
:(
:c
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:'(
Raven_Seldon ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/2meirl4meirl
chronicallyfailed ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously though what do I do about this, it's getting kinda debilitating?
Chief_Givesnofucks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:31:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs.
chronicallyfailed ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thx bro, brb, injecting heroin into my eyeballs.
KingOfDamnation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inject it into your penis
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:29:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was like this around 18-19 years old. By the time I was 21, it was completely gone. I can't point to anything specifically that I did, but I know that in this range, some of my bigger moves were to almost completely stop smoking weed, quit taking adderall, and to start working out 2-3 times a week. If any of these pertain to you, give them a try.
EDIT: as far as weed usage goes, I went from virtually daily at 16-17, to a couple time a week at 18-19 (when many mental illnesses start to show), to a couple times a year now.
chronicallyfailed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Third one pertains, will try that, thanks.
Peliquin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his sidekick, Codependant Enabler?
libraryspy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a pill for that, bro.
ontopic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:51:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it Quaaludes?
libraryspy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's certainly a start.
But I am speaking of Celexxxxaaaaaaaa. Ah.
BigStereotype ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooof. Right in the pills.
_idkidc_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as they still do stuff with you it's no problem! If you meet one person who just fakes friendship... you'll know. I had that situation recently.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that really hit close to home.
Golden-Sun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to imagine how you fit that on a superhero suit
eternalsunshine325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You made yourself the sidekick too? Man, that sucks! I was gonna ask if you needed one, cuz my family does the same thing, except they don't keep it secret, they let me know they're out doing fun things and I'm not invited.
Heoheo24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or FOMO-boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody likes you... everyone left you... they're all out without you having fun!
redgrin_grumble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOMOboy
ChunkyDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Me.
MelonManjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody likes you, they're all out without you- having fun...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a phobia if it is in fact happening?
TwoManyHorn2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came to this thread to make this comment if you hadn't already.
happykins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOMOman? Fomoboy
erveek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that's a sidekick name.
Pcatalan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of missing out man?
freshjive416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is now
AlwaysUpset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow...your superhero costume is gonna be confusing af
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-champ/2997383
CaptainDefect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No body likes you,
Everyone left you
They're all out without you
Having fun
mephistophelessoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By Panic At the Disco
cam94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
paranoid FOMO man
lassofthelake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FOMOMan?
powerscunner ยท 373 points ยท Posted at 16:31:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Crushing existential dread man
natha105 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:10:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Existentialist has a better ring to it.
powerscunner ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:12:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're hired.
actual_factual_bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like Cris Angel should be an Existentialist.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or The Outsider.
egozani ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Stranger?
MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coming to CBS this fall.
beam__me__up ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:14:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let the sense of existential dread set in.
d00awhb321b ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:08:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let it set in.
rabbitreturned ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:51:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd make a good sidekick. I'd be What-is-the-f**king-beyond-girl.
theamorouspanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey me too!.......wait this isn't something I should be excited about
Phooey138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, existence man.
halal_and_oates ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing existential dread, man
fiafem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just read Tao de Zing and Buddist works, you'll be fine
MonitorMoniker ยท 774 points ยท Posted at 17:08:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Pervading-sense-of-anxiety-that-I'll-be-forced-to-choose-between-happiness-and-achievement-Man.
EDIT: Welp, at least I have imaginary internet points. That's kind of like achievement, right?
Lucifer_Hirsch ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 00:28:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Achievement is meaningless if it does not bring you happiness.
Life is fucking pain tho, so why bother.
lets_trade_pikmin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the contrary, achievement can be extremely meaningful if it brings happiness to others.
HeroWords ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then there'd be happiness in finding that meaning. Unless we're going with some extremely superficial definition of happiness, anything that doesn't bring happiness with it is a pointless pursuit.
lets_trade_pikmin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, if you come home feeling shitty every day and just want to give up, but you don't because you want to create happiness for others, I think that would count.
Gig472 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell you from experience that living like that is hell and will tear you down eventually.
HeroWords ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
If you're just trying to but don't, there's no achievement, and if you are in fact creating happiness for others, you either find your own sort of happiness within that stress, or you don't and eventually you stop living like that.
Even if you managed to stay unhappy forever while helping others, I'd call that existence pointless because there's no realization. You're either satisfied by your own life or you're not.
Edit: So I'm reading this back... I do realize it sounds pretentious, but it's the way I see life and the world, and it's such a basic conception of it that I can't imagine being verbally persuaded otherwise. So I explain it in a factual tone.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:36:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've-resigned-myself-to-never-having- happiness-or- achievement-man
goatcoat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:47:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go listen to this right now: http://www.soundstrue.com/store/weeklywisdom/?page=single&category=IATE&episode=6141
indecisivesteve ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:43:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey thanks stranger
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indecisive Steve will henceforth be known as adequate decision maker Steve.
goatcoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No problem, Steve.
BossOfCourseImWorkin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry your villain prostration man will show up and make sure that you end up in a future where you get neither :D
SeraphimNoted ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:03:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that's an easy one tie your inherent sense of value and self worth to achievement and you'll always be happy!
FrostySt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:33:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unless you don't achieve what you want to, then you'll never be happy!
Butterbuddha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, me too bro. Living it now actually!
Leonis_Ignis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is too real.
TheAlmightyZog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you need a sidekick?
Calvincoolidg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, that's too real
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too real.
frequentpedestrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spot. On.
Nisas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember that happiness IS achievement and everything will work out.
Ninjakannon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:50:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg this is me and I didn't even fully realise it.
gets_that_reference_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pervading-sense-of-anxiety-that-I'll-never-find-either-man, your trusty sidekick here.
inanutshellus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:25:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FirstWorldProblemsMan
knot_my_dog ยท 1152 points ยท Posted at 16:21:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancy Girl!
Wiseguy72 ยท 674 points ยท Posted at 16:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Your enemies would probably overlap somewhat with Penisgirl.
EDIT Additional Enemies include :
knot_my_dog ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 16:51:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penisgirl? I've seen videos about her...
Dongsquad420BlazeIt ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 17:51:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh my God! That's digusting. Penisgirl videos online! Where? Which sites specifically, so I know where to avoid!
TheRapesofGrath ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:20:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IM THE TRASHMAN I EAT GARBAGE
Le_CH_Throwaway ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:13:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oscar is that you
JohnScott623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Cause I'm the trashman
Yeah, I'm the trashman
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Deathwing-Dragonlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lately thier hasn't been much of that too "avoid" which is disappointing unless you like lolis which I don't
Wrest216 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you NOT find them? They are the main reason the internet exists today
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Google.
Anesan2654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, there's so many! Which ones? Which ones should we avoid?!?
s3gfau1t ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also Babyman, The Stork, and Incognito In-Vitro
aka-dit ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:20:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Captain Creampie.
RogueLeaderJ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:42:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget
The Condom King
The Cream Lantern Corps
jayboogie15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pregnancy girl also doesn't get along with commitment man
garmonboziamilkshake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:37:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might have an alliance with The Incredulous Bloat
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I tried but seriously can't figure out why the pastry chef enemy.
Edit: does it have something to do with cream pies?
VacuumSPP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing because of all the baby batter
SaveToTheADrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or glaze.
brianfine ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Creampie could be another enemy
Chanthecat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:53:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sidekick would be Condom Kid or Pill Pal.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does this make me think of that show Moral Orel?
OranJT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a priest
OuttaSightVegemite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think there's a turkey baster joke in there somewhere...
uristMcBadRAM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
initially she will be mentored by The Tip, only to later discover his evil intentions.
JellyBeanKruger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg, "Pastry Chef" reminded me of that episode of Moral Orel. You all know the one.
JumpingBean12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The positive pregnancy test man
[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 16:51:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Geminii27 ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 20:05:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's her finishing move - Eighteen-Year-Responsibility!
rck_james_bitch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll pull out...I promise.
BolasDeDinero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i take it thats why you knot your dog??
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancy Boy here.
How ya doin?
KRIZTOFF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does she work with or against condom dude?
MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No PregnancyMan?
DickIomat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi I'm pregnantgirlfriendman. Where shall we meet?
Trackpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yo its me, Pregnancy-Girl-Boy
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not Pregnancy Woman?
fiafem ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 01:30:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why does modern feminism hate femininity?
Being Pregnant was the best time of my life! You are literally glowing with beauty
shuzuko ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:13:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize that fear of pregnancy is a legitimate phobia that has fuck-all to do with feminism, right? Look up tokophobia.
uss1701jb ยท 10830 points ยท Posted at 16:57:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
mooke ยท 2177 points ยท Posted at 17:36:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Then its only a matter of time till we end up with a Batmanmanman.
Where does it end?!
Dzjill ยท 1636 points ยท Posted at 18:05:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
so really however big a stack can be
mooke ยท 646 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Edit: Error: Expecting a '}' or ';'
Edit: lets get some void functions and pointers up in this shit.
Edit: "SuperHeroName" undeclared, first use in function.
Edit: Fixed conflicting declaration, fixed array (kinda), stopped trying to write "man" to an address, not the the value it was pointing to.
Edit: whoops, when I moved to void function I forgot to fix the whole superHeroName = function shit.
Edit: Look, its all cute you telling me the code doesn't work, but actually telling me which bit isn't working would actually be useful, because I'm missing something fundamental here because very similar code works on my compiler and I'd like know why this shit doesn't work in the C standard so I can change my real code that uses a similar way of writing strings to something that is actually portable. Unless I've fucked up the syntax or some shit because frankly at this point its getting hard to see through the blurriness to see what I've actually written.Thank you u/fiery_discharge_1Edit: SHHIIIttt, I've had this moronic mistake in the code the whole time, y'all were a whole lot of help but it turns out I just didn't take the time to actually read my code. So you guys can have this mess instead. Don't know if it works, probably made a typos or some shit, but I know what I'm trying to do and thats good enough for me.
Morning After Edit: I should probably just delete everything, but you know what? I am just going to leave this up as a reminder of why its important to get a good night's sleep and code sober.
Also, I'm a bit disappointed with all the people wanting to use the string.h library, I know its easier but just sticking libraries in willy-nilly is wasteful, especially when the char array will serve the same purpose for such a small amount of code.
SonicMaster12 ยท 277 points ยท Posted at 18:34:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Formatted:
Edit: added the namespace for easier reading
Edit 2: Changed void main() to int main(). Both will compile but int main() is closer to C++ standard.
mooke ยท 440 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oooh, look at you will your fancy c++, bet you think you are sooo much better than me because your language has pluses after it.
SonicMaster12 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:46:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like you updated you're code While I was formatting it. The original version has "string" and not "char[]" so I assumed C++.
Either way, both our versions accomplish (almost) the same thing. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
story9252015 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 23:14:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christ if only more developers just accepted this and stop arguing with me over nonsense
ImmutableOctet ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:19:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He says while passive-aggressively breaking his opponent's arm.
story9252015 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:29:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do you passive-aggressively break an arm? I feel like arm breaking is aggressive-aggressive..
But if you move the "passive-aggressively" earlier
"He says passive-aggressively while breaking his opponent's arm"
It makes sense..
But I think I get your point.. At least I think I do: That I say what I say but really I do the same thing, I argue with them over nonsense? Or I say they argue with me over nonsense but I myself am doing things way worse?
chinesedoorbell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were just referring to the part where the guy in the quote is missing an arm
story9252015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I didn't see that that's funny -- crap so I give way too much meaning to things that don't have anyway.. Thanks for letting me know!
ImmutableOctet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You broke his arm whilst not bringing attention to it.
I'm glad the undertones were noticeable, though.
story9252015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hah damn now I have no clue if the undertones came from me or you
KyfeHeartsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldnt it be his own arm? He's quoting the other guy.
Spider_pig448 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No fuck you tab life
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But if we did that, then we'd just cry at our computers, instead of comically and furiously blaming each other for why their program that we must to use breaks our program.
mooke ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:48:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, completely forgot I added a typedef to my std_def file, thought it might confuse everyone else.
Morgan_Freemans_Mole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, it confused me either way.
MuzikPhreak ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:17:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, I don't have a fucking clue what's happening.
mrb726 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you're serious, one guy programmed something in Java, other programmed in c++
SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually first guy programmed in C. Then I programmed in C++.
mrb726 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, didn't realize there was 3 posts, and as for the Java bit I was going off of:
bangorthebarbarian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:41:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't the namespace be 'justice'?
Vindexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or they would, if his actually worked.
JamesTrendall ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:38:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok. You can still get an IT job with just a C in languages
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:50:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... That and stl...
tarzan322 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He has two plusses you don't have.
ImmutableOctet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, no, it's still one addition; he just has to prove he can one-up someone and take his place as the supreme overload.
keanedawg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C++ in a nutshell
Ameisen ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:07:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C++ has a ton of features that make it superior to C. Hell, for the most part you can even still write valid C programs in C++ (you just have to honor the stricter typing rules).
The only advantage C has is that it's simpler to parse. There's nothing it does better than C++ as C++ has at least all of C's capabilities.
Calamity701 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:19:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not saying you are wrong, but here is an interesting rant from Linus Torvalds on that topic.
https://lwn.net/Articles/249460/
Ameisen ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I've read that rant many times, and every time it makes me mad. It still reads as someone ranting about a language he's never used. Linus may be bright, but he also has that annoying personality trait where he feels that because he is bright and has made something extremely popular (Linux, something that's only popular because of the community and the intense legal battles BSD was dealing with in the 90's) that he's qualified to speak with authority about everything in CS.
I will do (yet another) response to his rant:
Every language leads to really really bad design choices. I can write a shitty program in C, Assembly, Java, C#, or C++. C++ is not unique in this regard. The only 'negative' is that C++ is probably one of the most flexible languages, so it's easier to have more bad designs.
<citation needed> Which parts of the stdlib and Boost are unstable or unportable? Even Visual C++ these days is extremely stable and portable in regards to their standard library implementation.
C++ offers multiple abstraction models, some with cost (like virtual inheritance) and some without. This is a silly argument - to accomplish the same tasks in C, you are actually using the same models and implementation, but without compiler awareness and thus the ability for the compiler to optimize things away (modern C++ compilers can actually elide virtual calls in many cases - I doubt that a C compiler can elide the exact equivalent - function pointer tables).
I do my kernel/osdev work in C++. Not only do you get what's in C, you get type-safety, compile-time safety (static_assert, templates, constexpr, they offer a lot), template metaprogramming (which is hugely helpful), classes (though those offer nothing explicitly over structs, they make organization a lot nicer), constexpr metaprogramming (having a 'function' that takes a string and returns a hash of it compile-time is awesome - makes for very fast switch statements). I mean, deriving his argument further, C offers nothing explicit over assembly other than portability... why not just use assembly? Every 'higher' language is just more syntactic sugar over lower ones - C++ has the unique advantage that the syntactic sugar is optional and usually free (and sometimes faster).
All right, then don't use the popular mid-90s C++ object models? C++ isn't a single-paradigm language. Note that Linux has an object model, and it is actually quite similar to older C++ object models without the syntactic sugar that makes it easy to read and gives the compiler awareness of it for performance optimizations. Basically, everything that C++ can do, they handled manually in C... which is not optimal.
I would never, ever want to work with Linus. He does intentionally piss people off who disagree with him, and he has a large cult of personality (which he fosters) to back him up. Basically, often instead of actually making evidenced points, he will bully people into either agreeing with him, or bully them into silence. He's a bully.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:20:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From Batman to C++/C rant. Today's a good day.
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:22:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's worse is I don't even have a problem with C++, in fact it was my first programming language.
I am just an embedded dev who has to use C for his work...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
edited: removed it because it sounded mean
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because its 2 in the morning and I've had considerably more to drink than I perhaps ought to have.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drunk programming makes for the best comments in the morning
AngriestSCV ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:25:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I had more than one upvote to give.
Just constructors, destructors, and templates would make C so much better. Those 3 should be enough to bring people out of the darkness that is C, but unfortunately the person in charge of my current project said "no C++, I don't care if it's twice as fast" :(
ImmutableOctet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Well, I mean, 'twice as safe' should be the best benefit for a business that's already using C, but sadly, that still wouldn't persuade most. It'd also require some work to reap those benefits.
BakedandQuestionable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, BECAUSE it has two pluses is why it's so much better.
kogasapls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more of a C๐๐ guy myself.
Hobbes_Novakoff ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:06:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Python!
Or this, but you'd end up with a string that's 2GB in size (or several hundred GB if you're using 64bit)
Tornronim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:54:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps a more Pythonic way of going about it
coredumperror ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No need for the double parens around your generator expression. Python lets you omit them if you've written the expression as the sole argument to a function.
i_am_erip ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:59:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No need for join.
"Bat" + "man"*10000coredumperror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah! I always forget you can multiply sequences. It's such a niche feature, I've used it exactly once, in test code, in my 6 years of professional Python development.
Tornronim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oops, I always forget stuff like this in Python
manawesome326 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:46:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beat me to it, I was about to do python!
ar-pharazon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
J4788 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:04:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: HTML code /s
JigglypuffLover2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:41:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
c'mon guys gotta be simple about this
SonicMaster12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the simplicity of your code but you're printing a completely different output than us.
our examples:
Your example:
JigglypuffLover2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:56:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:34:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I just read a bunch of people fixing code based around a joke.
Man, reddit is beautiful sometimes.
SonicMaster12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:49:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be honest, this has been taken much more seriously than I thought it would when I made the first "correction". lol
thor7861 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:31:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like that C++ class I'm taking at college is paying off. I actually understand this!
SonicMaster12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great!
However, don't take this sample as an example of good C++. I wrote a few things here that is definitely not standard.
erikwithaknotac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm new, so I'm gonna need comments...
tsavoy004 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
I really wasn't expecting this much attention over shitty C++ code.
(Yes, I admit it's shit.)
BasedLemur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
+/u/compilebot C++
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lazy example of C++
Player72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now codegolf it
YukonBurger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you use TABS or SPACES?!
Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And this is why I always say: fuck C.
Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
-1 for not passing things by const ref. It's actually really bad C++. Also,
void main()is not standard C++. That, and that won't compile asstringis in thestdnamespace.A significantly faster version:
SonicMaster12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While your version follows the C++ standard better than mine, I was aiming for better readability since we're not in a programming sub.
Ameisen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, I think that my C++ version if perfectly readable... the faster version may not be unless you're more familiar with it, though.
The function
NaNaNaNaNakeeps throwing me off, as I keep reading it asNaN NaN NaN NaN.SonicMaster12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. It is readable. However, remember that most people have never read code before.
The main reason I rewrote the code was because the original (unedited) version had no indentation at all. Having all the brackets and code on the same level was hard on the eyes.
Tugalord ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
C++11 has move semantics so don't worry about const ref.
Don't use size_t, use int (native size, faster).
Use string.append(), not string = string + "...". Faster and avoids construction unnecessary temp objects.
Ameisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The
stringis not going to be moved in this case. You should only pass by value if you were intending to make a copy of the string in the function you are calling.size_tis the native size type for the platform (on x86, it is anunsigned int, on x86-64, it is anunsigned __int64). There is not going to be any difference in computation time between usingintandsize_t. The only potential slowdown is thatsize_ton a 64-bit system will be 4-bytes larger and may make it harder to keep things in the cache, but that is not an issue here. You should always usesize_tfor sizes which you do not know the max limit of, as in this case. In this case, there is likely no memory allocation forman_countand it is being most likely kept in a register, the instruction to increment it is only one-byte larger on x86-64, and otherwise the value is passed around by value in both Win64 ABI and SysV ABI in a register.It would be preferred to use
operator +=orappend(there will be no performance difference between the two). In the immutable case, the function would be best rewritten to:However, in our case, this would be ideal:
Note that I still vastly prefer the C-esque version without
std::stringallocations as it is a better way of expressing the problem, and is far faster.artanis00 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Array(16).join("wat" - 1) + " Batman!โ;
YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You beat me to it. For the uninformed:
https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
Jump to 3:30
artanis00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't skip to the end! The whole thing is hilarious and you should watch it.
Vimda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours has undefined behaviour - you're appending to a static char array
mooke ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:56:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's fine, I'm an embedded C dev, worst I'm going to do is overwrite every other variable in the RAM, it'll compile.
After that its the user's problem.
Vimda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's undefined behaviour, that's nowhere near the worst that could happen.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worse than overwriting everything in the RAM?
I'm tired and a little tipsy so you are going to have to explain that to me, because I've never deliberately tried to use code that writes past an array's length, but in my experience, from the [more than I should have] times I've done it by mistake it just keeps on writing. What IS the worst that the code could do?
Vimda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:24:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Undefined behaviour is undefined so it's up to the compiler to decide what to do, and it can do anything. It could format your disk, or set your pc on fire, anything it does adheres to the c standard
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like I said, I'm an embedded C dev, anything I am programming is going straight onto a little black square slightly larger than my thumb, even if the compiler goes crazy and decides the code must set its self on fire, or teleport to the moon or whatever its only set me back a few quid and a bit of solder.
And as it prompted the guy I responded to to fix up his own code, I'd say it would be totally worth it.
Also, now I want to write some code that would kill a microcontroller.
Zegrento7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... You're adding a string to a pointer?
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
How the hell didn't I notice that....
Hang on...
Fixed it, man, I never realised how much I rely on my compiler to correct my mistakes.
Admittedly, most of my programming is done slight more sober and not during the middle of the night, but still...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:23:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I could learn to understand this stuff. I've been trying for way much longer than I should be allowed to. Went to school for it. CANNOT GRASP IT. You know how frustrating it is to watch everyone around you get something and you not get it? Maybe I'm retarded.
Not talking about the joke, about coding.
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You aren't retarded, programming just requires a very different way of thinking that most people aren't used to.
Its not like other subjects that you can just memorise or learn by rote, read about or even practise (though doing several of these will help).
You need to be able to understand it and what's worse is I'm not sure if its even possible to explain it with words.
I had several friends at uni who didn't get it, I may not know how frustrating it is to not understand something when everyone else understands, but I know how frustrating and heartbreaking it is trying to explain something and have no one understand.
Eventually, for some people they did get the hang of it, took a little longer but you could almost see that little click in their brains when they finally got it.
Others just ended up passing the module by memorising the likely problems for the exam.
For most of these people it wasn't an issue of intelligence, many of them were perfectly capable in the other subjects, often better than me, but there is something about coding that is just... different.
If you ever do decide to attempt to learn it again, the only advice I can give you is to break down the problem you are having into smaller problems, then break them down into even smaller problems and so on until you get problems so simple that you could solve in one or two lines, because that is the essence of programming.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thank you for your kindness. I was in the industry for a while, but i have to play this xcom board game because people are getting upset with me, so I'll finish this later tonight.
CaptainBeer_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im getting a stackoverflow error
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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mooke ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C its like C++ but without a whole bunch of useful stuff.
coadyj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lads; this is a lot easier than you think
String name = "batman";
while(true)
{
}
mokorongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Error: "SuperHeroName" not defined
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cock, fixed.
Tugalord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Amazing how writing 20 lines of the simplest code takes one hour and several edits to get right :). I see your college degree has really paid off.
Love the "nah mate you want:" *proceeds to fuck up in several different ways a 20 line joke code.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my defence he changed his code from something that wouldn't have achieved the desired functionality even if it did compile to something actually decent.
And I didn't learn c in uni, I only learnt it for my job, like a couple months ago. And it wasn't an hour of continuous coding, it was 5 minutes and a bottle of Jack Daniels, which is like 2 minutes of normal coding.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is not at all how you manipulate strings in C. Your program isn't going to come anywhere close to working.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, you are going have to explain that to me, because last I checked c doesn't pad its arrays, so each time I write 3 bytes to the 1 byte it should fill the next 2 bytes with what is left?
Because if it doesn't that means that a chunk of slight similar code I wrote at work is compiler specific and I got a bunch of shit I need to do on Monday...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C doesn't pad its arrays, and this:
Is not appending "man" to the existing string. "man" is a string literal, and you're assigning it to str[i] which is a char. So you're basically assigning str[i] to the pointer that references "man".
If you want to append something to the end of a string in C, you use the strcat function from the string.h file. You just need to make sure your string array has enough space to hold the extra characters.
Example:
Check out the documentation for the string.h library. It's got a lot of useful string manipulation functions.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
umm, that is interesting, because when I do it my way it just writes the hexadecimal value of the character into the array, I know the code is working because I'm later sending those values through the USART and reading them on the other end.
Effectively, what my code does is write:
0x42, 0x61, 0x74 into the first 3 bytes of the array, is this compiler specific behaviour then?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your code really looks something like this:
And the output is "batman," then I'm about 99.9% sure that your compiler at work does not comply with the C standard. If you're working on embedded systems it's possibly you're not using standard C. But yeah, that code will not append "man" to "bat" in any compiler I've worked with.
Even if it DOES work, it still might be a buffer overflow.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be a c non-standard issue, but http://stackoverflow.com/questions/867979/how-to-convert-a-string-to-character-array-in-c-or-how-to-extract-a-single-cha this seems to be what I was trying to do.
twiskirano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Method...
There are no functions in Java.
CxOrillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm drunk and this is funny. Thanks, breh
ar-pharazon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PencilRocket69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm putting all of this in codepen.io when I get home.
fishing_fanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True programmer there. 50 fucking edits and the shit still doesn't work! My company would pay you six figures and give you an annual bonus!
IAmALoafOfBreadAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can almost guarantee this will segfault. In fact, it does.
-FourOhFour- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amount of edits is accurate to the true programmers way of bug fixing
JohnScott623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are making things too complex.
JackSprat47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that is exactly why you use standard libraries. Someone went through the same process as you, but produced a working, heavily tested version (probably). Not using those libraries is premature optimisation in most cases
superawesomepandacat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't use void functions, 3/10.
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You happy now?!
I've also put everything in the same .c file, do you want me to put the function in a separate post then #include it?
Cube21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well this seems to have several errors:
1) You cannot call BatMan from a static context without having an instance of the class. 2) If an exception is thrown, nothing is returned. So the string will stay just as "Batman". 3) By convention, in Java variable- and function names start with lowercase letter.
rebelcanuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't call Batman at all without the bat signal, even if he is instantiated.
ADreamByAnyOtherName ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:18:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nah bro that aint gonna work. you need this:
the recursion function would jsut terminate and nothing would be passed back to the original in yours. this way, it's constantly being appended to until it reaches its maximum size, then printed.
Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smart, I like it. I thought it would eventually return the correct string, though. I didn't test it though, because Java is fucked on my pc
veganzombeh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:08:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not 100% certain, but I think this would just hit a stack overflow, throw an exception before it can return anything and print "batman".
DiabeetusMan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
+/u/CompileBot python --include-errors
Calamity701 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All bots are banned in /r/askreddit.
DiabeetusMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fine, but the error message is kinda amusing. It goes on for quite a while
Benjacook11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For the love of Batman when naming a variable don't start it with a capital letter.
Dzjill ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:32:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LordOfTurtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Won't that get you Batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanman?
JTswift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I think I'm finally going to teach myself some programming, I read something like this and don't.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:21:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, don't just go around assuming things. You know what they say, assuming makes an ass out of you and me.
I used Java because its the first language I learned. I know Python and some C++, as well as LUA, but that's pretty much a dead language now anyways so I don't really count it. I'm just much more comfortable with Java.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha. I never know whether to call it Lua or LUA, because I've seen both. I like LUA better because it's more consistent because every letter is capital.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explain why
Sp33d0J03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to see this in X86 assembler.
tomazws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PHP would be..
CaptainBeer_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in college taking a Java class and this is making me anxious :(
The_Original_Yeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprisingly, I understand this...
andrewsmd87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/foundtheprogrammer
rreighe2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/compilebot
so really however big a stack can be
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All bots are banned from /r/askreddit.
I think CompileBot also has a limit on how long it can run code, so, IIRC, this wouldn't run for it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
how about "however big your RAM can be"?
tarzan322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, Debugman?
hikemhigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CoffeeScript
Gitdagreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
var batmanInJavaScript = function (){
var superHeroName = prompt("Enter your fuckin superhero moniker already...") console.log(superHeroName) } batmanInJavaScript
frogsgoribbit737 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Until you get a stack overload error..
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hence the try/catch and "so really however big a stack can be"
coadyj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
public static String BatMan(String str)
You can't call a do a direct call to a non static method from a static one.
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought I had it as static. I guess not.
Apps4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Or if you really want to get SSX Tricky.
for(str s="bat";;s+="man")as_one_does ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might get bad alloc from the constant string appending first. Not sure of the stack size in Java, but I think Java string is 2 byte Unicode, so you're adding six bytes for every "man" which is probably bigger than the stack size increase. So yeah, it's the string here. Also, for trivial (no return) functions lots of compilers (c/c++) wi ll optimize the stack away letting this loop forever.
AHornySausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This guy codes.
nolo_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a BatmanFactory.
LoveCandiceSwanepoel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg first comp 110 course of my .major this year and I can finally understand coding jokes. I made it mom! Jk idk what try or recursion is yet feelsbadman
Axxhelairon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is some "coding with karlie" tier shit
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ey fuk u b0ss
chairman_lu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many violated conventions...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, why the big Java-hate circlejerk? I've never really understood it.
ohmyganja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does all the spacing work? Will certain code not work if it's not spaced like so? I'm new to coding and it feels like there's so much random spacing, although it does look neat.
Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:01:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Python needs indentation, but with other languages it's just to make it legible.
Patriots703 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this guy codes
PerInception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it a bad joke.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just sound really really mad for no reason. I'm going to take everything you say as a grain of salt.
Scripter17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're too stupid to understand it!
aotedm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. Ha. Nerd.
But in all seriousness, that's some nice code
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck
HBian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nerd
major_fox_pass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not actually recursion though. That'll just print "Batmanman".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are more like Crappy-Programmer-Man.
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ty
Amanat361 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:42 on February 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Or untill there is a stack overflow
Ba-dum-tss
johnsciarrino ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:19:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
goddamnit, did you use tabs instead of spaces?
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, but I usually do
She_Likes_Cloth ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That explains the Repair man man man man man!
NormalMacdonald ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its just terrified batmen all the way down brother.
2016canfuckitself ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of:
REPAIRMANmanmanmanman huehuehue
inadizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yaaassssss
vlad_jazzhands ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody knows you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become batmanmanmanman
Cameramanmanman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit all to hell, I missed my chance again...
Mothanius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so close too
gi4ntfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about a Batbatmanman?
mooke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm, in this example, is the guy afraid of bats and batman or is he afraid of batman who is currently in the form of a bat?
poopellar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
omnilynx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's all left-associative, so it'd be a man who's afraid of men who are afraid of bats who are afraid of bats.
gi4ntfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think of it as a bat who is afraid of the man who is afraid of batman
spear_chest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Limit does not exist.
The_Zed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not necessarily. Batmanman could be completely ineffective vigilante. No one fears Batmanman.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But would someone do it ironically? Then Batmanmanmanman would do it because he just wants to fit in.
The_Zed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
grumble grumble Just call me Ironyman.
Atomix26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bat(man)*
DracoReactor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmananananananana Batmanmanmananananananana
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really feel threatened by the dude getting his ass whooped by Batman.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joker gets his ass kicked by batman, so does Bane and Sandman, are you saying you don't feel threatened by them?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touchรฉ, Riddler
ghosttrainhobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Batmen all the way down.
HeWentToJared91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REPAIRMANmanmanmanmanmanman...
airdude21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm, Repairmanmanmanman.
pheonixlord98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman
GnomishProtozoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REPAIR-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN
Manos_Of_Fate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Therapy.
CrazyShuba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy: Batmanmanmanwoman
ObliviousIrrelevance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairmanmanmanman....
Yepmonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ends with batmanmanmanman.
CommanderCuntPunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you inspired the script kiddies to show that they have basic programming skills, I hope you're happy.
mooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The good news is that if you ever need a bit of code to repeatedly suffix a word with "man" you now have a sample of it in pretty much every language invented, except maybe assembly.
I guess that is something...
xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Repairman-man-man-man...!
kvasir476 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just mans all the way down!
KetchupGuy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanmanmanananananananananana Batman
opacities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd have to call a...
REPAIRMANMANMANMAN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
moon moon man man
Lloi32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairmanmanmanman
NotFrankSalazar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairman man man man
supussy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman...
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The end is never.
Drudicta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman32
MobileTechGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With Baman and Piderman
sturmhauke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
Batmanman
Does whatever a Batman can
Fanzellino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you read batman like a name, like Batmin, like he's the son of a bat, then the guy who's afraid of him is Batminman and his son is Batminmanmin and that's just fun.
NarcissusGray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nomnomnomnomRABIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
batmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman
and not a man further
Georgeygerbil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:03:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With.... REPAIRMAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!!!!!!
leafyjack ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, the super hero playing on the fear of batman, by dressing up like batman, just more frighteningly. Maybe with live bats strapped on or something?
AshTheGoblin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:44:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairmanmanmanmanmanman
sekihoutai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
veggiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome.
vensmith93 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:53:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone call the police on this guy. Only criminals have a reason to be afraid of Batman
goldenmirrors ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Batmanmobile."
yashchand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other than the normal thugs are there any villains that actually fear the batman? All his rouges seem to want to take on this super human head on.
BruceWayne_Batman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm...
JakBasu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So your scared of people who are scared of bats?
MathewSK81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"As the Batwing flew from the Batcave, it killed two parent bats, leaving a little bat orphaned. He vowed revenge. Thus, Batbat was born."
DrMambo85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit, is this how "Repair Man man man man" came about on All That?
gl0worms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: a bunch of dang nerds
ncou524 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanmanman
Trav2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Super Woman Man" Once you think about it it's what all straight men fear on the first date.
imbatguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:(
AutoFocus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmen
Alain444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bat-manuel
satanclauz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found Joker!
Beejsterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manbat
Apps4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanmanman
Slimduce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bruce scares the fuck out of me.
WhatTheBeeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanmanman
FailedTech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once you become successful a Batmanmanman will rise up.
ImUsuallyThisStupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aguaman
l31001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batmanmanman
Redwizard2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanmanman
only_sometimes_haiku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
elcharlito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manbatman
beartracks33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be whatever you want be. But if you can be batman, then be batman.
Headcap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your song would be:
Batman man man man man man man man man man man man man man man man BATMAN!
madbrood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?
ChandelierwAtermelon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bat(man)2
ObscureAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be Clark Kent
strallweat ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 17:07:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercut on the corner of mouth man.
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:09:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hurt just reading this.
LoneyJon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercuts-on-the-eyeball-man
TamarinFisher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bastard!! You just made me fall off the couch reading that.
cramdizzl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gahhh why would you even put paper there?? That's some call of the void shit...
rhymeswithvegan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to get them as a kid on both sides from those frozen popsicle sticks in the clear tube.
Velocityraptor9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:16:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angular-cheilitis-man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Velocityraptor9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had it last week go see a doctor!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Velocityraptor9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine seemed to go away multiple times then suddenly it would reappear even worse than before. I believe it was infected but the doctor gave me a topical steroid that helped the redness, some antibiotics and another medicine. These helped attack the source of it along with the symptoms but mine had gotten pretty bad and I was embarrassed to be in public. The doctor also recommended taking B-vitamins, there's a 'stress complex' with zinc and vitamin C that helped tremendously
carnageeleven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:32:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you loved that scene in Pet Semetary!
strallweat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that scene and fuck you for making me remember why I hate that shit.
You're pretty cool though tbh. Sorry for flipping out like that.
carnageeleven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha.... Your comment made me instantly think of that scene. Lol
GatorGladiator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna know where I got these scars?
secretWolfMan ยท 7107 points ยท Posted at 16:20:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man
Ervin_Pepper ยท 2063 points ยท Posted at 16:55:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't get it chief, we lit the social-interaction-signal up two hours ago, and he still hasn't shown"
Sethellonfire ยท 1129 points ยท Posted at 17:34:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't worry, he's lurking around somewhere. I'm sure if we discuss the plans out loud he'll be sure to get the message."
pm_your_netflix_Queu ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 19:06:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chief next time do you think it would be better to not invite the sexy female officers to the roof?
Sethellonfire ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 19:24:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well it was either that or use those damn dank memes to bait him into showing. And JESUS HARAMBE CHRIST, I am not hiring another person in a gorilla suit to stand around and get shot!"
LovelyLionLily ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:13:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
www.pornhub.com
NiceIsis ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:07:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man: "I mean, I probably wouldn't even be able to stop the crime. Everyone would notice I'm not having a good time fighting the crime and they would all go, 'social interaction man, what's wrong?' and all of a sudden the crime fighting is about social interaction man, and not the crime fighting. Besides, I really like fighting crime alone, plus the crime is all the way on the other side of the city and I can never find parking. A homeless man might ask me for change and then I won't have any and everyone will think I'm just being an asshole. Yeah, I'm sure everyone's got the crime fighting under control without me. I'm really tired too"
starts netflix
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:44:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ejeebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And that Robin's name was Jason Todd.
hett ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:08:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When he finally does show up, the chief goes "well, look who decided to join the land of the living" while the other cops smirk. One asks if he has a girlfriend yet.
secretWolfMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leave a note and go home. It'll be taken care of.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in Lou's voice.
Roastar ยท 3978 points ยท Posted at 16:31:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora the never explorer
BatmanPotassium ยท 1419 points ยท Posted at 17:27:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora the Indoor-er
vensmith93 ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 17:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Indoora the fedorer
Chapmenez ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Dont_like_my_comment ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But you just copied him
KingdomOfRyan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora Emporium
punkyc123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedorable.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kennedyaccentman
gmfk07 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'lady, no friendzoning! M'lady, no friendzoning!
OHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
PacSan300 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora the M'ladyer.
Joed112784 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You killed it.
Lockiry ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:05:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too far
poopellar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora the tipper.
madeyouangry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora the Lady Ne'er-Layer
Curlaub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'Ladying intensifies
madeyouangry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:07:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
m'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'ladym'lady
MountainDewde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
M'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'
M'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'
LA-DY
Crazy_Edd1e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found my new name.
Cheesyburrito30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora in dora
mcrbradbury ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:24:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora the never explore her
xlinkedx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*except for Pokรฉmon Go
Squirrella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the first belly laugh of the...was going to say day, but maybe week?
JohnScott623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora?
Xidus933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fedora the Euphora
Pezmage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If there's a place you don't wanna go, To the movies or a show, I'm the map.
hthu ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fedora Explora
jstanthrnme ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 16:35:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wallflower Power
vjmurphy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:27:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Person
Legownz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:23:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sees post
Someone is going to say "Social Interaction Man"...
ctrl f. 739 points...
Devanismyname ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:51:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Autismo! he can rearrange sugar packets and watch anime for 12 hours straight in a single bound.
TheGuyWhoSaidWAT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi
Bamboozle_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his trusty sidekick The Awkward Kid.
LilEngineThatCant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be there too as Rejection Woman. But maybe not, if she isn't wanted there.
PM_ME_YOUR_BOBBYS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interAction Comics!
pm_me_ur_shits_gurl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was a fucking layup
Homusubi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AKA the legendary Hikikomoribito.
allnamesaretakenfu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I be your sidekick People Person?
Aarxnw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
secretWolfMan man
OmegaWilde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I-Had-A-Good-Idea-For-A-Comment-In-This-Thread-But-Somebody-Already-Posted-It-Before-Me-Man
KamuiT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Beat me to it. By four hours.
naaaaaah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Person
Gsusruls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So ... PeopleMan?
shadow_fox09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment, man.
92759275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I was gonna say people man.
swordo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladyboy
hedgehiggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your username also works... I'm definitely afraid of secret wolves.
Max_Powers42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sober small-talk man
buildingapcfinally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain social sounds pretty good too
BabeWaitBabeNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could go along with Social Butterfly Woman. What a team!
spider_sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for that laugh
Old_Fat_White_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, we were twins separated at birth with no idea of each other's existence.
Raised on opposite sides of the country but both developed a crippling fear of social interaction due to a mixture of self doubt and knowing deep down that "they" are setting you up for a prank to humiliate you once again..... damn you Mary Beth Flanders!
Meanwhile, across town, in a much nicer neighborhood...... Jacques Studley, Captain of every sports team he has ever tried out for, is banging that cute girl you once whispered "hi" to in math class as she passed out papers. She only knows you as that creepy kid that stares.
mikhel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:52:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/me_irl
Capcombric ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:29:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/me_irl
fickle_fuck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really, social interaction is second top? Is Reddit that full of basement retards?
No offense to the retards out there.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha being too scared to be normal amirite xd
secretWolfMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trying to pretend to be normal and involved, but really just hoping to not puke on a stranger.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or maybe I can just communicate normally. not everybody is secretly socially awkward. There are people like us too.
hashtagpueb ยท 6988 points ยท Posted at 16:31:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
never amounting to anything significant woman
Edit: first gold! Maybe I will amount to something after all
Brainlessbart ยท 2037 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice to meet you, I'm going-to-be-stuck-in-the-same-cycle-as-my-parents-man
hashtagpueb ยท 783 points ยท Posted at 19:09:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We should team up.
Brainlessbart ยท 1108 points ยท Posted at 19:47:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And accomplish nothing worthy of note!
Population-Tire ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 22:43:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your archenemy would be Captain Legacy Admission to Harvard
Brainlessbart ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 23:34:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, Chad Legacy. He doesn't even bother hiding his secret identity because his dad is friends with the police chief.
Dirtydeedsinc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:06:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds more like a kipp than a chad.
Snote85 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:40:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....Donovan....
okayyyyyyyyyyyy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Zapp.
spiff2268 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Chad!
shepard_pie ยท 610 points ยท Posted at 23:05:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's called Marriage
XtremeAero426 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:52:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ship it.
Ndavidclaiborne ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:45:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goes together like a carriage
dezmd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't have one without the other
Einsteins_coffee_mug ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:49:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
perfect
orbjuice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe that's called "the most painful way to lose a friend".
ComicOzzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed.
IAmZeDoctor ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 21:57:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith...
CJKay93 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, are you guys, like, dating now?
ChunkyDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I just witnessed my first cute-meet.
browner87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every day we'll do more and more about less and less. Eventually we'll accomplish all of nothing.
Grraaa ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:35:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like you'd both be the sidekick.
khaosdragon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to join the team. I'm captain failure and loneliness.
That-one-asian-guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And become The Stagnant Two!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only wish I could achieve as much as they did.
kyzrin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I'm "I don't think I can improve my lot- man" we can form some sort of justice league
Brainlessbart ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Alliance of Sobering Mediocrities
the_CA_speedball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I make appearances as never-going-to-quit-the-job-he-hates-man?
Edit: oops, replied to wrong worthless superhero :/
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just open the lid and climb out, man.
Frontporchnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww dammit I wish I was that. "Caught in a cycle of wealth and financial stability man"
Brainlessbart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My parents are a construction worker and a secretary. They have four kids and are in a mountain of debt. My dad is also a diabetic alcoholic, and their relationship is basically mutual emotional abuse. Neither has a degree and they live vicariously through their children. When they arent a abusing tge other's drom a previous marriage.
Frontporchnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just so we're clear. I was joking about my upbringing and subsequent squalor, not your parents. I hope you do escape that cycle.
Brainlessbart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its fine a couple of people have commented on how easy there parents had it. I didn't take it personally. Its actually a little too late for me i have issues with relationships and student loans are killing me, i dropped out senior year. Ive decided not to have kids so at least i can end the cycle with myself.
Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to be at my parents level. they had it fucking easy.
Sayuu89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My God that's funny as hell, holy shit.
tarzan322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
All you two need now are Endless-crushing-debt-man, Complete-lack-of-motivation-man, No-life-skills-man, Still-living-with-parents-man, and I-don't-care-no-f*#ks-to-give-man to round out things a bit.
ToastHere ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 17:24:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted] I overwrite or delete all my old comments.
Youreprobablygay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:58:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man
cheeriebomb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/2meIRL4meIRL
Pseuzq ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:50:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! I'm Peaked Early Now Facing a Midlife Crisis Woman!
Send Minion memes!
PlaysWithF1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also peaked-early- but having a quarter-life crisis- woman
pumpkinrum ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:28:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice to meet you. I'm My-mom-is-right-and-I'm-a-failure-woman.
Caticature ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Average Woman, for all your mildy annoyant foes!
MikeKM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If it's any consolation, you bang spicy, marry mild, kill stupid. You're marriage material!
Edit - link to the actual game:
http://www.fuckmarrykillgame.com/guys
jingcs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:05:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm significant!
SonicSingularity ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:23:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're in the same boat
Wanna form the League of Failure?
freshestpr1nce ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:40:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me_irl
amnesicpachyderm ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:14:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
.
blauman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That universal view is comforting but then the other problem is that it matters to other people. So you want to do a job that you can be proud of declaring to the people of which you socially belong to. You want to belong with them and thus their opinion matters.
machstem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
#pueb
AccidentalPenis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little late but we should form a Nothing-noteworthy league.
HKBloo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nono, that is not right. You need to add man.
never amounting to anything significant woman man
There you go
no_no_Brian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What if this is as good as it gets?
hashtagpueb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:03:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well shit
no_no_Brian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
well, you got gold, you got me beat.
foobar5678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
TheRemonst3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
hashtagpueb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite movie <3
TheRemonst3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:24:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you recognized it and didn't think I was a meanie. Top 5 for me too.
dododoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Significance can be found even in a grain of rice
closest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, mine would be Hester Prime. ;_;
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amounting to something is difficult, learning to stop caring is much easier
coolasafool462 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh, almost none of us are
Fucktaard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That you've made it this far is a wonder woman.
ALLurCHKNSrBELONG2me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get back in your hole!
PeterZeGreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hey some day our entire planet will be engulfed in flames and all of our written history will be gone, so really there isn't any point in mattering anyways :)
hashtagpueb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that day canNOT COME SOON ENOUGH
JolietJakeLebowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just don't get how you can fear not amounting to anything.
I mean, who cares? So what if you don't amount to anything? 99.999% of all people will not leave their mark on this world. And in all likelihood, neither will you or me. What does it matter? As long as your life is important to you and to the people you care about.
This is that old 'dust in the wind'-argument. Your life doesn't matter to the universe. Like, at all. But so what? It matter to you and to the people close to you. As long as you can be a net positive impact on mankind, you've done your part in my book.
LostMyPasswordNewAcc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:34:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is not 1 of my fearz
WarLordM123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:02:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What an odd fear
BombedShaun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:27:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. You've peaked.
clarret ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Golded because you're a woman, not because you're clever.
hashtagpueb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll take what I can get
clarret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Very slutty of you
hashtagpueb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a woman, what can you expect?/s
clarret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Less than I'd expect from a man, that's for sure
liquor_for_breakfast ยท 669 points ยท Posted at 16:34:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointing-my-father-man
jstanthrnme ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not if that username is accurate.
complicationsRx ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:16:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or you could say it's perfectly accurate
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:58:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was dad's 50 year scotch he's been saving.
SmoothEverytime ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. Im pretty sure like 80 % of people disappoint their father or mother. Im in the same boat. You just need to remember you only have one person to worry about disappointing - yourself.
mcguire ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:54:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Vague Disappointment To Everyone Including Myself Man.
capsguyyy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well THATs disappointing.
-Dad
MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that's too simple. Everyone disappoints their parents at some point but make them proud sometimes too. Unless you commit some heinous crime I can't imagine that disappointment is the first emotion a parent feels when they think about you. Even if it seems like you're never good enough I think it's more likely that they are just trying to push you to improve because that's what raising you is.
rjoseba ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We found the Asian
GuitarRock91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My trick is to not have a father to disappoint!...
philocrumpeteer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dem feels.
mankiller27 ยท 399 points ยท Posted at 16:42:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
Choirbean ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 17:05:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. Every man definitely wants to be your friend, mankiller27.
Yay_Hills ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 17:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya let's break out the camping gear and go out to the forest. Go way deep in, deep enough were nobody can hear us screaming out the laughs we are all having toghether
AerMarcus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh you do have eyes don't you
Upsideinsideout ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:52:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Might I suggest Yay Hills. It's wonderful this time of year.
actual_factual_bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but one of us is going to be so lonely on the way back...
ImAStupidFace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:48:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we do it near hills? I love hills! Yay hills!
Jberg18 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There can be only one.
GameBoy09 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I know you! I eat your dinners!
happykins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyboy: already in Gossip Girl
Drafo7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:29:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And your trusty sidekick, Lonely Boy
Pinkie056 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your friend. hugs
centran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer... Infinite Sadness Man
giggleznbitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to post Lonelywoman
PM_ME_WHY_YOU_COPE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you would have to be archenemies?
TheRealFPLWiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Boy*
UnnamedNamesake ยท 708 points ยท Posted at 16:34:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman
ghostovgod ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 17:56:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im failureman. Doing good at it at the moment.
dockerhate ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to hear about your super child, StillBorn.
/r/imgoingtohellforthis
chiefwhackahoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This comment gave me reddit dejavu
Lone_Grohiik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about DropkickKid?
Jesuslordofporn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:19:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith.
Kenkron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it's "doing well at it"
borkula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you try to fail and succeed then what have you actually done?
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm disappointed in you. Well done! Keep up the shoddy work!
somecallmemike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get in line
VenZeymah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ERR
eggtropy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a man with a crippling fear of failurewo I wish I were here first.
garmonboziamilkshake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost, friend. You can be a super villain called The Runner Up.
garmonboziamilkshake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I be your sidekick 'Squandered Opportunity Boy'?
UnnamedNamesake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sure! Hop into the Shattered-dreams-mobile! Or maybe we could take the Disappointing-your-parents-copter!
Colonel_Green ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that makes me, Successman, your arch nemisis.
UnnamedNamesake ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I don't have to worry because you don't want to win.
TheSentinelsSorrow ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean...
elevator..man?
what do I even do?
Wiseguy72 ยท 660 points ยท Posted at 18:04:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are UP for the challenge, to bring crime DOWN.
Your enemies:
Your only weakness is that you are useless in the event of a fire.
Kandorr ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is your best one.
Wiseguy72 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:40:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure I agree.
mightymouse513 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:36:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your comments have really made this thread. thank you for making me laugh.
MacMacfire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
with that power, he could team up with doorman!
actual_factual_bear ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So a physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician were watching an elevator.
First they see two people going in. The doors close. Time passes.
After a while the elevator goes ding, the door opens, and three people come out.
The Physicist muses to himself, "The measurement wasn't accurate.".
The Biologist says, "They have reproduced."
The Mathematician states, "If exactly 1 person enters the elevator then it will be empty."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough upvotes on this.
TheSentinelsSorrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd give you gold, but I live in shed
Sumtinkwrung ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You got my UPvote on this one!
jarlsbergtank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The weakness did it for me. Thank you.
JumpingBean12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Claustrophobia
SmokeyTheStonerBear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:46:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the real hero in this thread
NormalStu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget The Button-Mashing Kid
eshildaaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love all your posts on this thread
Big_Simba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Cable Cutter Crew
Kinda works for two elevator fears that I have...the cable somehow breaking and being stuck in an elevator listening to someone talk about how they don't have cable any more
A_Wizzerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closing the doors on evil, holding them open for justice! He rises from his secret base-ment to lift our spirits in this darkest hour and give evil the shaft!
Patsfan395 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You, sir, are the unsung hero of this thread.
ihatedrums ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theme song would be uneventful
y2jasper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You go down for anyone who pushes the right button
ten_inch_pianist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:50:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...take the stairs I'd assume
SorgusMorgus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trow me in jail elevator man, the tallest jail you have, just please keep me away from... gulp ESCALATOR MAN!
Gingersnap0711 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalator-Girl here. Together we're taking the stairs!
Side note: I also fear revolving doors, and those moving walkways at the airport. Basically anything that might eat my shoes.
janefromvegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm also Escalator-Girl, only Down-Escalator-Girl specifically. My fear will never bring me down.
SilkyZ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lift
chode_loco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure, but I know you'd be worthy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drop bad guys down elevator shafts.
jojothesupernerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevator Woman here! When you figure out our powers let me know.
fiafem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
watch the liveleak videos of people getting crushed to death between the elevator doors as it rises?
cheesedanish93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You give people that "whoa my stomach just dropped a bit more than the rest of my body" feeling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to learn about elevators! I use to have a pretty big fear of elevators and while I still get nervous inside of one I can always reassure myself out of it!
Aiyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do the opposite. Whenever i try to thunk about how unlikely it is, my brain starts focusing on the details of what would happen if it did
AdvocateSaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are worthy of Thor's hammer
twinfyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevatormancy.
You can materialize an elevator at will within a casting range of 25 feet. It can be summoned on the ground, in the air, around an enemy, or yourself. While summoned the elevator can only be moved vertically, but it can move horizontally if summoned on its side. If the elevator is moved out of casting range it dematerializes.
The appearance and qualities of the elevator can be changed in accordance with your skill level. Windowed elevators would require about a month's practice. Waterproof and airtight even longer. The amount of elevators that can be summoned at once also increases with skill level, as does the distance with which they can be summoned, and the strength and pressure of the elevator door.
As a bonus, you can also control any elevator within casting range.
Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Take the stairs?
Aiyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I'm not alone? I've never met anyone irl who shares this fear. Most people think it's dumb >.<
I don't know why elevators scare me because I know how unlikely they are to fall, and I can force myself to take them when I'm with people, but if they wobble even slightly my brain starts thinking about the distance from the current floor to ground and the likelihood of being splattered :/
m-p-3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lift?
[deleted] ยท 467 points ยท Posted at 16:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
keeperofcats ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 16:34:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be your sidekick, Height Heroine!
[deleted] ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
leafyjack ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 17:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It sends you to new heights
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leafyjack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You just gotta get back on that horse.
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean it gets you high af?
MurgleMcGurgle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just watch out when you come down.
justanotherepic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking you to new highs.
PencilthinPornstache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude let's score some height
erveek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One that won't make you sick?
mrspeacockwasaman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Height Girl!
T00l_shed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"These boys must have hero in their bones, and you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins"
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:22:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling-but-not-Heights-man
BlueCaracal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You beat me to that one.
The_Brutally_Honest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about highman?
The_Brutally_Honest ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or fuck it, go with hymen
Th0masJefferson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm high, man. Has a certain ring to it.
Hanifsefu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallguy
It's not heights. It's falling from heights that gets me. That and taking the rap for a crime that I'm way too much of a pussy to ever commit.
hthu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HiMan
Mirshikar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And company. All together they are known as, The Himen.
luthan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I was looking for you, scrolling endlessly through this haystack of comments. But now I found you. Now, we can drink together and discuss this weakness we share, so we can grow stronger...together
glynstlln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should have said high-man. Gotten then triple entendre
dockerhate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We meet again, tall shelf. But you haven't met my partner--STEP STOOL!"
v1ct0rious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The most grounded super hero of them all.
Lichtsprecher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your young ward, High Dive Boy
clawclawbite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm risk-of-fall-guy.
Is your team recruiting? I require an OSHA approved HQ. That means no walkways without railings...
xMWJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah
Superfool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you. It's so crippling...
Unserene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer The Acrophobian.
Viltris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Important question: Are you afraid of heights? Or are you afraid of tall people?
Uzamakirider973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should be Highman
SlashArmpit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nemesis: Vertigo
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 590 points ยท Posted at 16:19:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry about the other post I had where it said Bateman instead of Batman.
Kandorr ยท 1018 points ยท Posted at 16:23:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TPYO-MAN!
TypoInUsernane ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 16:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can I be his sidekick?
Kandorr ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 16:43:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"redditor for 2 years"
Your days has come, friend.
PS: Would Tpyo-Man's sidekick be named "Siedkick"?
llMinibossll ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 17:07:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Tpyo-Man and Siedkick, protecting the world from The Grammar Nazis, Errorists, and those dirty Commanists!
Zankastia ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 17:17:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please, let, the, comanism, in peace, thank, you.
Future_Jared ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:24:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thppt can't thppt understand thppt your accent thppt
LeavesCat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, thought he was misspelling "communists".
Also, summoning /u/commahorror
Augenis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The, writers, have, nothing, to, lose, but, their, punctuation
iamreeterskeeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also occasionally allies with Dyslexiaman!
AlloyedClavicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Red Pen Menace!
BeastMcFeast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rypoman and Sidekock - always a letter away
theotherlee28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, sikedick
DredPRoberts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And missspeller boy.
carlospeleto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dislexia boy
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/beetlejuicing
competenttyper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:39:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if I can by his Arch-Rival!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously? You should have had no typo and kept everyone looking.
supercheetah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard of a sidedick.
GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/beetlejuicing
xlinkedx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What type is he?
paxgarmana ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 16:55:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am sure somebody is afraid of Jason Bateman
ras344 ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 17:08:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking Patrick Bateman.
SearMeteor ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Master Bateman
glasgow_girl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:18:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes sense considering Christian Bale played both
paxgarmana ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:50:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ooooooh excellent point
cjdudley ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:45:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is an idea of a Bruce Wayne - a sort of abstraction - but there is no real me.
-- from Bateman Begins
ArtThatSucks ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to go return some video tapes.
DickIomat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jason Bateman"s personnel Butler here. He makes me call him master.
tekoyaki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be Batemanman
tnc0696 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't that make him Batemanman?
Bamboozle_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:18:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick Bateman is pretty damn scary though, so it could work.
NiobiumGoat ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:27:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either way Christian Bale.
Terracot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Bateperson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You called?
SSBM_Caligula ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm more scared of Bateman than Batman.
knot_my_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is a street where I live called Bateman street but the e is always scratched off the sign.
Toxicitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.google.com.au/maps?q=batman+park+melbourne&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYzNDl8LnPAhUMmZQKHQ30CXIQ_AUICCgB
IronOhki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman. Bateman. Batman. Bateman.
TommyVillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't be sorry, man!
Danteh1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
B8man??
g0atmeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you have a seat over there
escott1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then he becomes a skilled practitioner of a particular art or activity.
yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bananastand-on-fire man.
zaphodp3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Referred to affectionately by his protรฉgรฉs as Master Bateman
Raaide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NormanBatesman
kackygreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, it was the same actor.
Toxicitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bateman is the master.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jason Bateman terrifies me tho so it works.
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Why am I gilded? I know I reposted, and there are still posts with way more upvotes than mine that aren't gilded.
Kalipygia ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 17:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Involuntary-Manslaughter Woman.
amyyyyyyyyyy ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:52:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same. I hate it when I kill people by accident. On purpose is more fun ๐
guyinokc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:49:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You a cop or a doctor?
Kalipygia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neither.
Warthog_A-10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driver?
[deleted] ยท 341 points ยท Posted at 16:38:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
jandamic ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 19:40:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
4% people decapitated not dead tho
Jmgr3c0 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:15:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Decapitated in a horrible car wreck but not dead man
Massilia ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:07:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be decapitated internally and still survive - it has happened before in car accidents
biggerstr0nger ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:06:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This makes absolutely no sense, and for some reason I'm ok with that.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So doc, what's the prognosis?"
"I'm sorry to say you've been decapitated.....from the inside."
NeonLime ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:59:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
decapitation was an inside job
wreckingballheart ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:01:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's a legit thing. Internal decapitation happens when the ligaments that hold the skull onto the spinal column are no longer holding them together. Your skull basically balances on the first cervical vertebrae, and so when the ligaments get torn or detached technically your skull is no longer connected to the rest of your skeleton.
Edit: I can't English.
Syenite ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hate it when that happens.
Massilia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Internal decapitation happens when the ligaments connecting the head and spine are severed, so the severance of nerves and rupture of the airway and blood vessels that normally cause death in decapitation (no more blood to the brain or signals between organs and brain) doesn't happen in these cases, but only a limited number of patients survive for long. Edits: language
Ghitzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So they claim
liquor_for_breakfast ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:42:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Specific! I like it
iamreeterskeeter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:35:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first boss died in a car accident like that. He was decapitated on impact. His wife was riding with him and survived. Very sad.
Kylearean ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose it's better than Partially-ejected during-minor-accident-girl
onodriments ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Lets go to Tom on the scene, hi Tom." "Hi Kate. Things are getting pretty crazy down here. The mob has become violent and are setting fire to... Oh whats that? Look! Its Decapitated in a Horrible Car Wreck Girl! Yeah, shes here. Thats her, slouched over on the bench over there... Anyway, the mob is setting fire to buildings and breaking windows. Pretty crazy down here. Back to you, Kate."
LoraRolla ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:17:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The costume for this one would be rough.
fiafem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:32:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You HAVE to see the movie "The Babadook" (2004)
Phister_BeHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Jane Mansfield?
happykins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well that escalated quickly.
hoilst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You superhero vehicle is a Volvo and Ralph Nader is your Commissioner Gordon.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you throw flaming melting heads at people as an attack or stop car crashes where people would be decapitated or would you cause that as much as possible or would die in crashes repeatedly until you get it right or do you have to not feed your car gasoline after midnight or do you
[deleted] ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 16:20:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Wiseguy72 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 16:42:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So...your costume looks like this?
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:47:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Wiseguy72 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 16:50:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's perfectly Safe!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:52:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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umar4812 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:06:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. It's just a YouTube link to a video where a couple are dressed in body condoms.
TimmyP7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even Eyebleach?
DrMobius0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're vastly overexagerating how bad it was
hussef ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:54:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extremely safe actually
DrMobius0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the problem is if you try to insert. I could see a penis going in basically pricking (pun very intended) the condom and possibly causing it to tear.
NoncreativeScrub ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, we've got a wiseguy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A trick I learned. Use the middle button on your mouse, and it opens in a background tab. You can then mouse over the icon, or close out of it immediately, depending on the title.
dnoginizr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
worth the click
rck_james_bitch ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:59:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My dad still thinks that movie is called The Naked Bullet.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Risky click
Minariku ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Risky Click of the Day.
No ragrets.
Tentaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I JUST SAW THAT!!
Phister_BeHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a Redditor, pretty sure thats not a legit concern.
TheOneWhoReadsStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're not as bad as the media makes them out to be.
craze4ble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And most of them are easily curable.
TheOneWhoReadsStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell yeah man. My ex wife had all kinds of diseases.
Guerillagreasemonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a man who has asked his doctor for an std test and he looks at me incredulously and says "AGAIN!?!"
Its not that bad. As long as you can clear them up it just gets funny after a while.
peoweolootch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i could be your sidekick
kmarielynn ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 16:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowded Concert Venue Woman to the rescue! (if it isn't too crowded, of course)
sordfysh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:39:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or did this jewel store we are robbing just get mobbed by drunk 19 year olds?
Yeah, I can't even get enough elbow room to drill open the lock! Dude. Stop moshing into me!
Oh SHIT! She's here!
Black3200 ยท 4516 points ยท Posted at 16:22:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police Man
Kempolazer ยท 5042 points ยท Posted at 16:37:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
Yay_Hills ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 17:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I would never have been able to say that
christo334 ยท 607 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Afraidtoberacistman?
PM_WITH_TOTS ยท 310 points ยท Posted at 19:09:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would actually just be racist man which is a lot worse
christo334 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:01:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
he would be racist man but now that he said that he would never have been able to say that he became ''only'' afraid to be racist man
Rarvyn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Better than being "Black Man". Someone with that super hero name would presumably be the true racist.
DrMobius0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
at least he knows he shouldn't be, which is better than some people. Idk, as with everything race related, context is always the difference.
MaxDG1013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
racist man could mean that he's afraid of one racist. Instead, he's being-racist man.
huzaifa96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Racistman would mean that he's afraid of racists, period.
drunkenviking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah cause then you'd be running for president.
Era_krystian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like sadrealityman
christo334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
afraidofsocialpoliciesman?
fiafem ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a Democrat/3rd wave feminist.
uhoh_somersaultjump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in real life
[deleted] ยท 564 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best "username checks out" of all time
McKFC ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:15:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Username checks out" checks out
youngdaddymakinbeats ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:21:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because sometimes they don't.
McKFC ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:29:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
perv_bot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So meta.
RainbowTuba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredusernames
zero_hope_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredusername
BZLuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:06:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This. This is why I keep coming back you reddit. You glorious bastards. Damnit, I'm home.
Letummordre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn
Skillster ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it his K/D?
poopellar ยท 422 points ยท Posted at 17:23:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his faithful sidekick. 'Robbing'
PandaLovingLion ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 18:04:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin
CaptHayes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:29:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it.
chronologicalist ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robin -> robbing
CaptHayes ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:06:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's that have to do with black people?
chronologicalist ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:12:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Racist stereotype? Black people are criminals?
Am I being trolled right now?
gorka_la_pork ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 20:34:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized that's actually a pretty good idea for derailing inappropriate jokes in the workplace. Just say "I don't get it" and watch them sink like a rock.
chronologicalist ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:45:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit it worked on me and I didn't even tell the joke
Soykikko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to elementary school.
IwishIwasaLoofah ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:15:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
Black3200 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROFL!!!!
PM_me_that_BEAVER ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black people shorten words so Robbin' is good enough
OhHowDroll ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wat
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He meant: Blc ppl short word, robbin gud 'nuf.
Bamboozle_ ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:15:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bullet Man would also work.
_idkidc_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:17:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Agh lead poisoning my only weakness!!"
vensmith93 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Child-Supportman
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:04:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You became what you hated most
Black3200 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being black and a police officer..
mechanicalhand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can't beat em, join em?
Black3200 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:42:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can't beat them, shoot them
BoxingRaptor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:28:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like it.
cjdeck1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's police officer
Black3200 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police officer man doesn't sound as good, and officer man sounds like a Damon wayans movie
cjdeck1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was just going for the Hot Fuzz reference, lol
Black3200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That totally went over my head
arksien ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maintaining his playboy life style thanks to the money he's made off civil forfeiture, police man is the hero Trump supporters need, but not the one they deserve. He's there to shoot the scary black teenagers and pepper spray the college liberals whenever YOU feel threatened!
funnyAlcoholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Dark-man (since I'm afraid of the dark) but we might be hero/villain of each other
Black3200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or my altar ego
ejeebs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's something I've never seen before: a superhero whose secret alter ego is another fucking superhero.
No mild-mannered Clark Kents or Peter Parkers for this guy, he just goes straight from being one crimefighter to being another crimefighter.
SirArlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beat me to it. agreed
tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Porno and Bribe easy
yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sting is disappointed.
Roxanne!
Jesuslordofporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man man
Boris2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em!
Then you can start beating again...
Vesku88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All lives matter Man
KlangburysFinest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredusername
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
CloudFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slow day huh?
Skillster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:09:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only because there are more whites than blacks...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Skillster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:55:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not my point.
J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 16:40:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:03:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, as your nemesis I will leave you alone.
SuitedToast ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 16:21:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man
Wiseguy72 ยท 173 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemies Include:
Geminii27 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:06:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heckler
Calvincoolidg ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Mortal Weakness!
ASentientBot ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:03:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are way too good at generating these.
MrsD84 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:55:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, the Toast Master
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Microsoft fucking PowerPoint
awildtriplebond ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:37:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arch Nemesis: Lectern Luthor
anilsen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Our trusty sidekick Al Cohol helps us in times of need.
A40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speech! Speech!!
wolfbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Go on...
mirrorspock ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 16:40:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would either be Mirrors in the Dark Man or Captain Crippeling Debt
lostarchitect ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:28:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, I don't look in the bathroom mirror. I look down. I'm afraid that if I look in the mirror, what I see looking back at me won't be me.
mrbrightside1986 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:44:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I genuinely thought I was alone with this one! I always picture Ghostface popping up behind me if I was in the same situation!
lostarchitect ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me, I'm afraid that I will be different. Someone else, or... Not human. I dunno.
TheOwlAndTheFinch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:36:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid that I'll technically look the same, but something will be inexplicably wrong about my face, like Uncanny Valley style, so I won't know if it's me or not.
I just realized how oddly specific this is.
Pinkie056 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't mind so much if it made me look prettier...
Letummordre ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel you man, I don't look up in the mirror because I'm always afraid I won't be the only one in the mirror when I look up. That feeling that someone is behind you can be ignored as long as you never look up and see it.
mirrorspock ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure it's a common phobia even
Fortysevens11 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:30:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Typo would like to have a word with you.
MissChanandlerBawng ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody M......
man-on-a-slide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Bowie, what are you afraid of?"
"Mirrors in the dark, Man."
For some reason I couldn't help but read your comment in David Bowie's voice...
lifeboundd ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 16:41:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failing-out-of-college Man
Wiseguy72 ยท 226 points ยท Posted at 17:51:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemies Include:
lifeboundd ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 18:00:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allies include:
Colonel Khan
Tim from Bio 400
Admiral Amazon
Kei from the basket weaving club
Dalek456 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:51:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underwater basket weaving, I'll have you know.
sharkutterzero ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I heard she once wove 400 baskets underwater while fending off a small army of enthusiastic college students.
drizerman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Wikiboy
UpvoteBecauseIcan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:07:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lifeboundd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Tim from Bio 400?
Nixflyn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget The PDF Pirate, Robin Hood of the dorms, savior of student bank accounts.
MurgleMcGurgle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Half.Commander
specialKswag ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also gin
nimbycile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget Lifetime of Crippling Debt but No Degree
bfly21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You sir are this post's sidekick
Glockwise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know one near my campus and I beat him by buying second hand novels instead.. or did I?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arch Nemesis: Annual Parking Pass Man
LetterSwapper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:27:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was defeated by Captain Calculus, along with his sidekick, Chemistry Lad. :(
Dabuscus214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling anxiety man
uberfission ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I haven't taken classes in 4 years, last night I had a dream I was failing a class by 2 points and the professor wouldn't budge and give them to me. Fucking asshole IRL, wouldn't be surprised if he would actually do exactly that.
patanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Loan.
IronBoomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With his mentor, failing out of grad school man!
Armani_Chode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Read this as falling out of college - just take courses on the first floor.
seolhyun01 ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 17:11:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holes Girl.
Uh oh.
Wiseguy72 ยท 398 points ยท Posted at 18:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemies Include:
4ThaLolz ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 00:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HA! Stanley Yelnats. That got me good!
dontjudgeme_monkey ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:46:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sick references bro!
yay855 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:30:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually understood that last one!
laturner92 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:55:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She means trypophobia holes, not holes in the earth lol.
dontstay-comfortable ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:51:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen Bones? Also, Holes was my shit as a kid.
CaeligoCielo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed at Stanley Yelnats. I think I have to go watch that movie again, now.
KingPops6603 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:48:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That movies not scary at all!
TamarinFisher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mm mm onions
amoliski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can fix that.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a sex joke?
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:10:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so, Google trypophobia
Ambralin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:26:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the fear of tiny holes and it's actually really bothersome to... most people.
Don't Google it.
IHateTomatoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also never search YouTube for "Head & Shoulders" for some reason that first result is always very trypophobic
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:09:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I know. Did you mean to reply to me or the other person?
raphbo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a sub and a phobia name for this, I have it too.
/r/trypophobia
thanatossassin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck off sir!!! I don't know why I clicked it knowing I have the phobia, mine skin is crawling and I even started twitching from that fuckery.
raphbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is a place I would love to burn, though then we'd probably just end up with a bunch of holes again...
fjpruge ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:25:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rip your inbox
The_Ganner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
escott1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you afraid of your holes?
DracoAzuleAA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
thanatossassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine skin crawls just thinking about it... I'd hope our superpower would be to make other people feel the same way.
kevie3drinks ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 17:01:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing Grandma Naked Man
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:30:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NEKKED GRANDMA
You_Better_Smile ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:30:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nake-huh?
awanderingbark ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:57:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nekke...what?!?
Classic moment
NormalStu ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:50:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude read the post properly, it was fear not fetish.
kevie3drinks ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My bad
DerpYoshi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Against your archenemy, Gushin' Granny.
kevie3drinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or lady from the shining.
Calligraphistocation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha... Yep.. Pretty sure we can relate to this one right guys? Whistles inconspicuously and backs away slowly
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:13:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually seen my grandma wearing nothing but a bra and panties before
kevie3drinks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:04:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you just activated my super power of throwing up in my mouth.
dirty_mittens ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ick. Accidentally saw mine many years ago as a kid
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same as a 26 year old
AdvocateSaint ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen both my game otters naked. I helped them dress up because one has partial paralysis from stroke and the other needed help with a bra.
kevie3drinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You call them game otters? You monster
Pinkie056 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a good person, and your grandmas are very lucky to have you. I bet they both love you to pieces.
shoaibaligg ยท 410 points ยท Posted at 17:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma-- dammit
ldn09 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:17:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, that username is already taken
SutasSjet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:26:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachniman?
NormalStu ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:47:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachn1man87
Hypothesis_Null ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:35:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just get specific!
like Black Wid-- dammit!
GustaftheGreat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why can't we follow the butterflies?!
Alemage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine would be Spidergirl or Spiderwoman. Those things are terrifying.
DracoAzuleAA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same
lurker_registered ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to say this.
A_Wizzerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SuedForPlagiarismMan
HighCrestFactor ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 00:11:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StudentLoanMan
JillsWastedLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
would that I could up vote you 70,000 times. Instead I'll call myself:
70,000$-woman
PSA: if you defer your loans for 25 years they're forgiven at that point. This is my goal.
HighCrestFactor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:12:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh im public service forgiving my way to freedom. 10 years and its forgiven
Roivas7 ยท 443 points ยท Posted at 16:43:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Poker
(I'm afraid of needles)
Foolrussian ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 17:20:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poke-man. Gotta catch em' all!
yisoonshin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:10:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say that in a Jamaican accent and ut'll be Poke-mon
DragonShadow42 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:23:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely if you're not getting vaccination injections it should be 'gunna catch 'em all'
DickIomat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:35:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course I am. And don't call me Sherly.
aka-dit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDs!
PorterDaughter ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 17:06:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I shall be your sidekick, The She-Syringe.
OhHowDroll ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 18:21:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The She-ringe!
IveAlreadyWon ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:44:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just Sean Connery saying syringe
Canarchyst ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/shubreddit
PorterDaughter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shyringe!
needsmoresteel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She-ringe.
v13us0urce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did he not think of that?
Updownbanana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.................you mean she
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/shubreddit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was so obvious lol
damselindetech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Such a missed opportunity for She-ringe.
EnsignObvious ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:01:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Prick
ratchetthunderstud ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:13:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm honestly surprised that this isn't higher, but kinda relieved more people aren't stuck with it. I've never been ok with them, and fuck... that moment when the back panel allergy test wasn't clear and the nurse brought out a tray of over 100 allergen-laden needles.. and now I have to take one every two weeks. At least I don't have to give them to myself anymore, that was torture.
JesusIsDaft ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vladislav? Is that you?
ymcameron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I tended to torture when I was in a bad place"
jordandrako ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
ghostovgod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poker? I dont even knower!
DrDisastor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Needler sounds more menacing.
JumpingBean12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your enemy is Diabetes
Incognit0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mister prick
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Join me, for I am Papercuts-to-the-eyeball Man. We shall fear together.
Unique5309 ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 16:56:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Guy.... Wait, I'm already my superhero.
I fight crime by approaching the criminal activity, they are so repulsed by me that they flee, the criminals, the victim, the cops arriving on the scene, leaving me all alone.
My 'secret' lair is my barren studio apartment, with an old mattress in the corner and the only light is my cold computer monitor. It's secret because no one cares where I live.
My superhero catchphrase, just soft and desperate weeping.
The_enantiomer ยท 198 points ยท Posted at 19:23:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feels-Bad-Man
Fortysevens11 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:27:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/2meirl4meirl
NoncreativeScrub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:50:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But practically all of /r/incel are at your bidding, so at least you have that going for you?
Unique5309 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:52:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Guy doesn't want to hang out with those fellas.
NoncreativeScrub ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good call
gorka_la_pork ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Guy, along with his faithful sidekick, literally nobody.
speelmydrink ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God, that's dark. Dark, depressing, and utterly hilarious.
SmoothEverytime ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:59:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wake up neo...
SirJaycub ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:31:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you think about it that would be a pretty cool power. Like everyone would feel compelled to stay as far from you as possible. break up riots, probably clear buildings faster encase of fire, and be the only one at your favorite concert as long as you stay at the back.
TehSnowman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:02:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's like "end-of-Terminator 2" level heartbreak though.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Unique5309 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:29:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone guy doesn't steal and the mattress is for the guests that will never show up.
Alone guy sleeps next to the mattress.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living in my parents basement guy thats exactly like this and worse fear come true guy man guy
Anyway porcupine tree is good I think ill listen to that under the cabinets - dont get me unless its raining
NotAstraZeneca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TL;DR
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 16:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
peach girl
knot_my_dog ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're scared of peaches?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 227 points ยท Posted at 16:24:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
just the thought of that fuzz touching me gives me goosebumps and makes my heart rate go up. not kidding. idk why. i've just always been like that.
knot_my_dog ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 16:26:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about a peachy ass?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 16:26:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
please god no
knot_my_dog ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 16:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha sorry just picturing you being tormented by a nice peachy ass is hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 16:51:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:49:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/evenwithcontext
zangor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:12:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We men get tormented by a nice ass very routinely. Really screws up out masturbation...schedule?
phledfred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
paging /u/awildsketchappeared
CJer_extraordinaire ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:12:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[Redacted]
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:14:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its just the fruit i'm scared of people!
My_Lonely_Hour ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐
CJer_extraordinaire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[Redacted]
bikey_bike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:23:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your username is exactly what I've consumed today.
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:09:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you sound like a good person bikey
metalkhaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Please God, yes.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you confusing arousal for fear?
Touching sharp blades makes my balls tingle.
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thats slightly disturbing
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know how it goes.
strawberryblueart ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it because they feel like an animal, but it's a fruit? Because that is pretty freaky.
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
maybe i had a bad experience with peach fuzz when i was a baby. i really dont know.
ipdar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does it set your teeth on edge? On the plus side there are always nectarines!
1tsNeverLupus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm totally with you on this. Nectarines: the better peach. Or, just rinse the peach thoroughly before eating. If the fuzz is wet, it sorta un-fuzzes.
Nixflyn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does it go away if they're peeled?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes
ArgonGryphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you eat a peeled one?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in a non sexual way, yes.
ArgonGryphon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:55:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't bringing asses into the equation like the other guy. Just fruit.
secretstina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'm your enemy then because peaches are my favorite fruit, not nectarines but peaches specifically because of the fuzz and the contrast it has with the juiciness as you bite in.. Mm... I want a peach now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should get/pet a sphynx cat. They feel like warm peaches.
Supapeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit
Steadygirlsteady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had a peach tree in our backyard growing up, and that fuzz fucking hurts! You have to rinse them off before you eat them. Apricots are way better.
Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about kiwis?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they're okay.
Sturgeon_Genital ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like them. They remind me of testicles.
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your username might explain that
Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't judge me
rose_des_vents ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me too!
Dedj_McDedjson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Peaches"
Movin' to the city,
gonna get away from peaches
Movin' to the city,
Gonna get me away from peaches
Movin' to the city,
gonna get away from peaches
Movin' to the city,
gonna hide away from peaches
Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd burn peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the flaaames
Take a little napalm to the peachy shits
Destroyed a rotten peach with my fists
And laughed at them, for so looong
I built an escape hatch way down inside
Made a little safe room for me to hide
The fuzz touching my hand can make me cry
I hate those peaches, peaches on trees
I hate all peaches, peachy fuzz freaks
(Reprise)
ItsQuadPod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck everyone thinks I'm crazy but I actually found someone who agrees with me! Fuck peaches, and all of their fuzz.
KyotoGaijin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife is afraid of butterflies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid of over-ripe bananas, like when they are almost all black. I found one that was full of maggots once and now I can't even touch them.
Wiseguy72 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 16:43:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your archenemy?
The vile Dr. George Ia.
Phtefan ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:04:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings from the Tomatoman
Zatalia ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:13:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Pomegranate Lady here!
Bamboozle_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you can say everything is not peachy when you are around peaches.
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that would be right bamboozle
PorterDaughter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:31:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone beat you to it, though it's not a superhero story.
contactee ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:38:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have haptodysphoria. My wife also has this condition. No velvet for us!
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hell no!
cathartista ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:36:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god oh my god. This is a thing??? Velvet and suede. Ugh microfiber....my hands are sweating think about it ๐ฆ
contactee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It IS a thing! You're not alone, nor as weird as you thought.
unmaned ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I dare to eat a peach?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
never!
Kalipygia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could ea.... no nevermind that's creepy. Carry on.
DrMobius0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aka inbox girl
Ambralin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What about our Goddess, Princess Peach? :(
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:48:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
she seems like a major hoe
tekjunky75 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you good with nectarines?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
in a non sexual way, yes.
Felonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is not relatable, but it is endearing.
huzaifa96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peach Girl? You mean like this?
Just a coinkindink. :)
AlexandWolfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you perhaps related to this man?
coffeepizzaavacados ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
possobly. i could not get through the part of the hands squeezing the peaches and i probably would have reacted the same as him. i really thought there were more people like this.
Emberinthesun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just eat nectarines. There's no fuzz on then.
Just-Call-Me-J ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 16:45:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede-man
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any human on there?
mightymouse513 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:32:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, he could call himself The Human Centipede (like how in the first spider-man movie Peter tried to call himself the Human Spider).
bluescape ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:54:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't that just be Humancentipede?
plasmidlifecrisis ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:29:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, man. That's would be if a centipede was afraid of humans, which wouldn't happen because centipedes are just legs and evil and spite and legs and fury and legs.
xahnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, no, it was millipedes who wished for legs three times.
The centipede's third wish was for teeth.
DavieJ183 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel your pain. Centipedes freak me the hell out too
RCkamikaze ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I third this.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:14:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glad I've spotted a fellow warrior.
We must continue this fight until their disgusting scourge has been wiped out.
chasin_waterfarts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The battles rages on, brother!
AirRaidJade ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:21:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long live the resistance!
Embeast ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:09:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to be your sidekick, since mine was going to CentipedeWoman.
Future_Jared ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just need a third in here
LazyTheSloth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ill join that group. I'll be..... The millipedian.
Therearenopeas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwig Woman here in your time of need!
ugly_kids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
surprised this was so far down
i would also take millipedeman
Just-Call-Me-J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically, I'm totally fine with millipedes.
ugly_kids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
youre insane
Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just wondering: what's the difference?
Just-Call-Me-J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedes have 1 pair of legs per body segment. Millipedes have 2 pairs of legs per body segment.
Millipedes' legs are also less apparent. They're pretty well-hidden underneath their bodies, similar to the legs of a pill bug. Meanwhile, centipedes' legs are large and visible to the point of obnoxiousness.
Wikkiwikki420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Find my other comment in the thread.
Anarroia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
fuzzipoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, a fellow warrior. I was going to post "Tropical Centipede Woman" but it doesn't really roll off the tongue.
'Cause house centipedes? Yeah, they creepy. I've shared a shower stall with one in my freshman dorm. It wasn't the most relaxing shower, but overall it was fine.
Tropical centipedes tho... I've got a whole island to share with them and they're never far enough away. I've been bit once, and that was enough for my lifetime.
House centipedes are cute compared to their armored, enormous, near invincible, brown-blue tropical sisters.
boygeorge-ftm ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Boy
MoxMono ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:22:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Boy here.... Your sidekick
DonaldFarfrae ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:45:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phew, at least there are others. Never thought I'd meet you guys.
literally_a_possum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A few posts down there's a Mothwoman...maybe you two should meet up.
DonaldFarfrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for setting us up. Haha.
AnotherThomas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baron Butterfly here, evil supervillain nemesis to your goody two-shoes silliness. Along with my second-in-command, Lieutenant Lepidoptera, we harness the power of the most frightening creatures on the planet. We flutter up into our enemies' faces, dodging their frantic slaps with all the precision of a paper airplane caught in a hurricane. Then, upon landing on their brows, we just flap the fuck out of our wings right onto our victims' eyelids, occasionally rubbing our hairs on them as well if we're feeling particularly vile.
wylamsoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are we the butterfly-man family?
janefromvegas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arthur, is that you?
adventure_crime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:58:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEY FLY LIKE THEY'RE BROKEN!
princesskate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Woman here!
chillvilletilt ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 00:27:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My exwife taking the kids, my house and my money while leaving me to battle with self doubt and crippling depression all while managing to stay out of the bottle because my horrible childhood lead me to turn off all of those around me and not having anyone to discuss the bourgeois with-man
WhatAboutDubs ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:14:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look, a bird! No, a plane! No it's..."
aaron552 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT IS A PLANE! AND IT'S CARRYING DR. BEES!
JeIIyDM ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
METTKMHAMMWLMTBWSDACDAWMTSOOTBBMHCLMTTOAOTAMANHATDTBW-man for short
minicpst ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ok?
platitood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Updikeman!
Probablynotspiders ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You will be okay. The pain never goes away. But one day your wake up and realize you're a different person.
RepossessionMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
DickIomat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn... Depress others man
ToxicMelon ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:56:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mydadman
Salty_Dad69 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a dark story here
the_clash_qc ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I heard that his dad used to beat him up with jumper cables
BiigDaddyDellta ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old man!
Damnit
MurgleMcGurgle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both your sidekick and arch enemy are named Gary.
BobDumps ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:00:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looking-at-my-bank-account-man
karter0 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:25:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eggplantman
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:38:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eggplants?
rck_james_bitch ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:03:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah man...eggplants.
Therealeggplant ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:06:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello ;)
Calligraphistocation ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:28:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your time finally came young eggplant. Redditor for two years and you've done it!
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:07:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U/karter0 wouldn't get along with my grandma.
cassanaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐
Calligraphistocation ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:30:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have to agree with you here. Eggplants are terrible; they're too wide to fit.
gugudan ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:49:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights-Ma.... no fuck this. I'm climbing back down.
e: To be more true, I guess I'd be Ascension Man. Heights don't bother me. Climbing bothers me. It's the ride up that makes me weak in the knees and white knuckling anything I can reach. Once I'm there on a steady surface, I'm fine.
Geminii27 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:09:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you in trouble? Not sure who to turn to? Call Ascension Man - he's up for it!"
ChoklitThunder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:17:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Similarly I would be Falling To My Death Woman.
gugudan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always figure if I can fall from a sufficient height, at least I'll finally be able to do a triple somersault.
Luxxanne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:01:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you somehow related to the elevator-man?
Xman-atomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The exact opposite for me...maybe we should unite to become acension man, together we are more powerful than we could ever imagine.
JayFTL ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:29:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyWifeAfterIForgetSomethingSheNeverToldMe-Man
Andybarteaux ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:31:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This.
pingy34 ยท 401 points ยท Posted at 16:48:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumphillaryman
doorkn00b ยท 430 points ยท Posted at 17:40:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trum, Phil and Lary must be scary folks.
Galbert123 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 18:35:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen all of these people, incredible people. And let me tell you, I have seen A LOT of people, and these three are by far the scariest, I promise you.
iamyourcheese ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 18:20:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They have curved swords! Curved swords!
JealotGaming ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:18:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were howling. Those werewolf tales are true.
bdicks37 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:02:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WarriorsfromHammerfellDude
Cheesyburrito30 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You complete me.
JetpackBatman ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trum is a weird name
doorkn00b ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quit being Trumphobic
mjmannella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumman
doorkn00b ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Trumman show is a good movie
HopermanTheManOfFeel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, you can never trust anyone with an unfinished name.
CaptHayes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:33:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future-of-our-country-man
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:51:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one is pretty relatable.
Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AmericaIsFucked-man
benelito ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:30:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overdose-man!
Calligraphistocation ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:33:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Literally just read a couple in a row like: Ghost Man, Toast Man, Overdose Man. Sounded pretty dope at the time.
PM_Me_Random_Pix ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:12:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Panic Attack Man! And my sidekick, Vicious Cycle!
paintnwood ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:47:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GettingstabbedwhileI'mintheshowerbymywifeforleavingmysocksonthefloorbecauseIthinkitsfunnyman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nananana it's...
Hot_single_grills ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 17:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gender confuesed man... or maybe women, im not really sure
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:32:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
X-men
Anarroia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
iamreeterskeeter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gender confused person?
Calligraphistocation ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:31:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does that make you afraid of yourself...?
VEyeDoubleNWhy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:56:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Man
HipHoboHarold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Bees, wasps, yellow jackets. Fuck all of them. I know it's a problem with bees going extinct, and that bumble bees are supposed to be pretty gentle creatures, but I still want nothing to do with them.
aaron552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DR. BEES!
MTLink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT IS A PLANE! AND THAT PLANE IS CARRYING... DR. BEEEEESS
Truly_Khorosho ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:35:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flatwoods Monster Woman
Seriously, that thing has always scared the hell out of me :(
speelmydrink ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the devil is the Flatwoods Monster?
Truly_Khorosho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would be this little dude.
Only it's not little.
It was supposedly 10 feet tall, and scared the hell out of me when I was young.
It still creeps me out a few decades later.
speelmydrink ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, fuck that.
lambdapaul ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:04:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachnid Kid
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachnikid sounds much better.
Valdrax ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repost man:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/54gy2x/if_you_became_a_superhero_and_had_to_use_your/ (4 days ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/53oxp3/just_like_batman_you_conquer_your_biggest_fear/ (9 days ago)
And many more
Britown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:41:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you're No Fun Man!
OnPhyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's Repost Man
Valdrax ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, I clearly don't fear that. :-)
IceyLemonadeLover ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothwoman. Don't ask.
tttima ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:14:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
IceyLemonadeLover ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:24:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sighs
I'm afraid of moths because they constantly fly into my face, never anyone else's.
timidforrestcreature ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To lay eggs probably.... in the daaaark
IceyLemonadeLover ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I was going to sleep tonight. Now I probably won't.
heatherledge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've inhaled one that crawled into my inhaler and died. For reals. It hit the back of my throat and I coughed it into my hand.
FlameSpartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I found one in a pile of fries last night. Called my manager over and explained to her why I was throwing out six pounds of otherwise good potatoes.
heatherledge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh god. You're throwing them out because there are trace amounts of moth death dust mixed in. Barf and thank you!
FlameSpartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, if they were my potatoes, I wouldn't give a shit. But because I'm responsible for giving everyone the absolute best I possibly can, I had to.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Renaldi_the_Multi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, WHY is it ALWAYS THE FACE??!?
DonaldFarfrae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Mothman here.
IceyLemonadeLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh? I'm not alone!
DonaldFarfrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got the creeps just typing that word.
IceyLemonadeLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get the creeps just thinking of them flying around.
NiobiumGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jontron would be Mothmanman
IceyLemonadeLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Scissormanman.
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ex was that way. Well any flying insect , flying directly into her face, perhaps her eyeballs, up her nose, in her ear, or down her mouth. Lots of reasons to be afraid of moths.
SXECrow ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale-Man
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:04:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those damn whales. Comin to our country. Taking our jobs.
Too bad I live in Nebraska where whale hunting is illegal. (look it up)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, what?
FlameSpartan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's serious. Nebraska has a law against whale hunting.
Fucking Nebraska. Hundreds of miles away from an ocean. Has a law. Against whaling.
SXECrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Montana, there is no reason I should be afraid but I'm goddamn terrified. All we have to worry about are bears, Cougars, and Rocky Mountain alligators.
mel626 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:18:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be whale girl. At least I'm not the only one afraid of whales.
SXECrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I blame Pinocchio.
clayduck ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:56:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Man.
Those motherfuckers don't have shoulders!
Kiesman387 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to read so far down this list to find someone with the same fear as me. I started to think maybe I'm weird for hating the danger noodle bastards.
FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are. There's a pain in the ass name for your fear: ophidiophobia.
minicpst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes, fish, and those wavy things they put outside car dealerships.
Why is this not higher on the list?
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they heads on really long necks or heads on really long tails?
someguyfromtecate ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:44:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mywifemissedherperiod-man.
Uncle_Stew ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:21:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AwkwardscenariosMan
Wiseguy72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enemies Include:
Bernie_Brewer ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:37:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're-a-Disappointment-Man
ClassySavage ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:23:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, I already know, dude.
Bernie_Brewer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
That's just like, your opinion
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're a side kick?
Kylearean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. :(
RamblingMutt ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:19:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadguy!
knot_my_dog ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:27:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you scared of the dead or scared of death?
RamblingMutt ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:31:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A little of column A, a little of column B
Geminii27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rogues' Gallery includes the dreaded Halloweenie.
Debt_and_Depression ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 16:21:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trypophobia-Man!
Jakevader2 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 17:46:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're afraid of trypophobia?
NiobiumGoat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:30:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
trypo(phobia)2
ImAStupidFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
trypopphhoobbiiaa?
snoozefest8000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too-Many-Holes Man?
ClassyPornOnly ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:56:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ยฐโขยฐ.โขโขยฐ
.';ยฐ:โขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโขยฐ.โขโขยฐ.';ยฐ:โขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโขยฐ.โขโขยฐ.';ยฐ:โขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโขยฐ.โขโขยฐ.';ยฐ:โขยฐยฐ.:ยฐ ยฐโขยฐ.โขโขยฐ.';ยฐ:โขยฐยฐ.:ยฐDebt_and_Depression ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My KRYPTONITE!
andnowforme0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did he mean by this?
rzar94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONT
todayishalloween ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should google trypophobia to find out!
shiianiia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:26:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never fucking do that! I scratched for a week straight ):
Lolicon_des ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or visit /r/trypophobia
Toxicitor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tryptophobia is an instinctual revulsion many people feel when they look at people covered in holes. If you're susceptible, looking at google images of it will give you nightmares. The guy above posted ascii pictures of holes.
I_OError ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you on this. Just looked it up, the pictures gave we the willies.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holeman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Grammar Nazi, TYPOphobiaman! Muahaha!
Xtinguish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I will only beleive in trypophpbia when I meet someone who can't touch a peice of pumice. Until that day I will always consider it a fictional phobia
TheSeaOfThySoul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know man, with the amount of people online who go batshit over it, I'm inclined to believe it's real. I don't have it, but some of the pictures are disgusting, I can see where these things would join up - do yourself a favour and don't Google "Surinam Toad", and then watch videos.
I mean, I don't get ASMR - but millions of people can't be lying about such an insignificant thing. I apply the same thing to Trypophobia.
Xtinguish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know about the surinam toad, I also don't know a single person who doesn't find it unerving. Like...a single person. it's not a phobia if it's universal, it's just a survival instinct. For the same reason you don't reach your hand into an unknown hole or move yourself into rapidly moving water or a sheer drop.
It's a survival instinct, not a phobia. If it doesn't interfere with your life and is UNIVERSAL it's not a phobia.
xhaltdestroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's unnerving because of the holes or because the babies are under its skin?
Looks like I am that one single person.
YeOldePoopeSock ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:39:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh... DeadChildren Man
Eldritch_Squirrel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder what your Bat Signal equivalent would look like.
melance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little Girls in Blue Dresses, Especially Twins Man
mrdan1969 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, his superpower would be that the mere mention of his name brings sadness to all who hear it!
Jizzlobber42 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bill
sweetness__1024 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This deserves more upvotes.
korny12345 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:10:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
MikeKM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lover of the penis or just shy?
ZooRage ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:21:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood loss man
Wiseguy72 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When BloodlossMan is around, the efforts of crime will be in vein."
Your enemies Include:
johnnybiggles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sidekick: Mr. Gawz
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poverty man
goatman2112 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:58:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goatman
NiobiumGoat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:32:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goatman
BAA-AAAA-AAAAA
Fighter of the Sheepman
BAA-AAAA-AAAAA
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:29:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your archenemy would be The Goatfucker, lover of goats. Wears turbines, and his catchphrase is "Allahu Ackbar."
Wiseguy72 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:42:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nothing can compare to the feeling of a goat in your arms and the wind in your turbines."
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:44:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. I meant turban. Thought it seemed wrong to wear a jet engine on your head...
PrettyBigChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/denton whatup and yeah Rush rules
ImnotJayR ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:58:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
fikis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There you are, friend!
Severnator ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Change-man
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you happen to be a baby boomer?
Take_A_Penguin_Break ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe Severnator's a millennial and is afraid of coins (change)? Credit cards fit nicely in the wallet, pennies not so much
Darkmetroidz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:15:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman.
otherhand42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But by night you become... DR. BEES!
metastasis_d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No shit; same here.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:33:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Lass
SabreGuy2121 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:41:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crtl-F "butterfl..."
OH MY GOD THERE'S TWO PEOPLE AFRAID OF BUTTERFLIES!
Butterflyman just isn't a bad ass superhero.
2awesome4words ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too, friend. Me too.
set2jet ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:55:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody-walking-in-on-me-while-in-the-stall-mid-wipe-man
JustTheDecoy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a hobo? Is it a beggar? No!
It's...
FAILURE MAN
edave64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:12:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry folks! I won't save you!
ObinRson ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Eternal Nothingness After Death-Man
I'm sad now.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
Yarxing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:11:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like you would be your own worst fear, but that would make you policemanman..
maroonmonday ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:24:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fall Guy, and great now I have to see if they have that show on Netflix.
lvllabyes ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:40:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
isn't that the band that wrote "my songs are aware of what you did with the lights off"
maroonmonday ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could be, but before that it was a bad ass 80s TV show.
PrettyBigChief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was a great show.
Pm_me_anything_boobs ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:46:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the real Spider-Man
Yay_Hills ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:45:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He the real Spider-man its me!
GreyHero2005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of us!
WellWornSword ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:47:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
aceofspades9963 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the good super hero names are already taken.
Tiriantheimp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:42:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain aneurysm boy
DystryR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's an Aneurysm got to do with running around in the jungle?
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever conversation die out, I mention that. It lights up the group a little.
Kryimsson ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:06:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Guy
BACONbitty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now more than ever, I am so freaked out by clowns.
poopellar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man.
load_more_commments ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:39:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fear cockroaches
Oh no, I'm Cockman.
OprahWinqueef ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rape Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
surprised this wasn't higher, considering how girls describe it as a constant fear
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:30:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing-old-with-limited-achievements man
hood1e ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wakingupearlyforschool man
tst3c ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:01:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wakingupearlyforlife man
Calligraphistocation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wakingupearlyforwife man
Srimnac ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:17:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public bathroom man
pwndepot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And his sidekick, Urinal Boy!
TerminalFreeze ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:19:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gamma-ray-burst-man
At any moment, we could be killed by a death ray from space that might already be on its way and not even know it.
It's like a brain aneurysm, but from outer space.
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:21:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is what keeps me awake at night.
Hencenomore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No that's the brain aneurysm.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wish it would happen
transientwealth ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:32:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Period blood man!
Wiseguy72 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You would have a Tampon as a Sword and a Maxi-Pad as a shield.
poopellar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:26:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tampon as a forehead shield would be better.
Calligraphistocation ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can just imagine him walking around with Maxi-Pads stuck all over his body as his armor.
Unstable_Maniac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's an ad of a guy with this somewhere.
356afan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is an episode of Superstore where the guy is covered with them.
Unstable_Maniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is superstore?
356afan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only the funniest show on TV right now!
http://www.nbc.com/superstore
Unstable_Maniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! American thing... gotcha.
NiobiumGoat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We need someone to draw this.
bfly21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously been laughing out loud at work over your comments.
UwasaWaya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear not the bloody battlefield, my child, for it saves farthings on lubrication, and thine meat saber shall taste of conquest!
JillsWastedLife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ok I'm going to share the grossest sex story of my life, please be kind, I'm really out on a karma limb here:
had just got with my boyfriend (together almost 4 years now, buying house together, marrying one of these days.. my point being he didn't run after this!)
we were at a hotel (both living with family so we needed to get motels until we moved in together!) and he was horney as hell and I said "well, I'm on my period" and he said "so? I'm not scared" so I said... "ok, then... "
so we fucked. when it was over he stands up and he has blood from his abdomen to his thighs... and he's like "holy shit! I gotta shower!" so I stand up and literally there was a half human size blood spot on the bed... he's like "god damn woman!" and I said "well I warned you!"
we showered, slept on 1/2 of the bed that night with the other half covered in towels... in the morning we left a 25$ tip and a note that said "I'm so sorry!" and we never went back to that hotel... also never had period-sex again. to be honest, I was both embarrassed and disgusted! but he didn't make me feel bad about it.
and we've been together ever since! now I say "I'm on my period" and he says "is your mouth available?"
timidforrestcreature ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
This song will make you cringe to infinity
BoxingRaptor ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:26:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladder-Man.
Wiseguy72 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:38:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When facing either death or rescue, always choose the Ladder."
Rude-And-Reckless ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:28:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey badger man
PM_ME_SAM_ROCKWELL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honey badger don't give a shit. He's hungry.
banjowashisnameo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:47:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be Hypengyo man who has Hypengyophobia. Which is the fear of taking responsibility. So I will have the fear of taking the responsibility of being a super hero
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman
AllTheJello ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:16:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That-dread-you-get-when-they-shove-the-camera-into-the-sharks-mouth-on-tv-man. duh.
Damien_Damien ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:54:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitman. Emetophobia's a reeeeal bitch.
SirDinkus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CripplingDebt Lad.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:48:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedophileman
twyste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh grow up!
i-heart-trees ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:37:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I get the feeling folks are gonna get the wrong idea from Serial Killer Man.
Wellneht ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
America-After-The-Election-Man
Girl_in_a_whirl ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:20:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prisongirl
rahane0099 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:50:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:52:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something you've been hiding, or just a superhero?
CheshireSmiles13 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:27:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OceanDweller,
I'm pretty scared of deep water, despite my love of the ocean it terrifies me to know what could be lurking below me
garycarroll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:59:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not at all irrational. If there was a tiger in the woods behind your house, you would fear it, and rightly so.
There are things in the ocean that could consider a tiger a light snack.
We lived on a bay in the middle of nowhere for a while and determined that while about 50% of the things living in the bay were quite tasty, about 90% had painful and likely venomous spines or sharp teeth. But it's not just the deep that is scary - I've seen a nine foot bull shark catching mullet in knee-deep water.
The_Zanester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im in the same boat as you. So I'll be your sidekick, Blobfish boy
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:42:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have any fears.......
.....Man
Wiseguy72 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:46:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could be called Fear Itself
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Braveheart
ImperialWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really?
Not even prions?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen the way people with fears react to the things they fear, and I can confidently say that nothing had made me react in any likewise fashion.
I used to have a fear of getting separated from my parents when I was younger, but grew out of it.
melance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daredevil
TheSeaOfThySoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought all humans were supposed to have an ever-present fear of the unknowable and unforeseeable looming over them?
FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not necessarily a hard rule. It's suuuuuper common, yeah, but anything is possible when you add the human element.
biggerstr0nger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So edgy
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:21:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost
thehomiesthomie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostghost
a poltergeist with a poltergeist
If_In_Doubt_Lick_It ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toast-man
Rhadamanthus2020 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Powdered Toast Man?
dagobahh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:36:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpeechMan
xpertangel ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:36:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pantophobia
throw-away_catch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KidsMan
AttonRand1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ebola-Man
beatrouac ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:47:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
ScreamingFlea23 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:49:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man.
Ukelele-in-the-rain ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:53:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachwoman
rck_james_bitch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:55:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
bigscience87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:58:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear Annihilation Man
It's a little wordy but I bet my powers are awesome
Dr_Doorknob ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:01:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a doctor scared of doorknobs, this is false because I have a PhD and love doorknobs.
No_Longer_A_Menace ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:02:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Professor Failure
Woodie626 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suddenly Phasing Out Of This, And Into A Different Universe Man.
Probably Spootaidu-Man for short.
rockthatissmooth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crane Fly Lady
Kelmax54 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:13:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IWillNeverBeSuccessfulMan
hanna_tek ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacygirl
teawar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:25:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slendermanman.
ym101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AwkwardBonerman
SkierBeard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:56:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mathman. Seems counter intuitive.
Nyxtraza ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerwoman
Gothelittle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:49:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually given this genuine thought.
Vine Woman.
They creep me out. They grow so fast (many of them in my area) and get in where plants shouldn't be. They'll disappear into a structure and suddenly make their appearance "in the middle of nowhere". They'll tear down an abandoned house by themselves.
Vine Woman would be able to grow vines out from her arms and roots out from her feet within less than seconds and wrap up enemies, or unlock doors, or just work their way into cracks and rip things up Ent-style. And then retract innocently back into her body when she's done.
tax1999 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Masterbating caught at workman
Grim-aces ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:47:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-situations-man
Vhyx ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President-Trump-Woman
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:54:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Vhyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My superpowers include the ability to summon mobs of angry racist white men and immunity to facts and reason.
Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am President-Hillary-Man. My powers include making people commit "suicide by four shots to the neck", missunderstanding internet culture, and blaming everything on the spooky alt-right.
Vhyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mortal nemesis, we meet again!
Stalk33r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're even getting a crossover-movie soon!
bunglejerry ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claymation Chicken Man
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the story behind this?
bunglejerry ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No real story. Claymation chickens creep me the fuck out.
basementreligion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Run?
THE_STOCKINGHATHERO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey real chickens freak me the fuck out so I get it.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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Jaereth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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FlameSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right? Black women are fucking nuts.
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umm
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, I have a fear of black people
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually kinda understandable atm. They have been going kinda ape shit recently.
friggin_guy ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:18:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ape shit
Woah woah woah watch the racism
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:25:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn my b, just a saying, let me rephrase that. They have been going bananas lately*
FlameSpartan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could still be easily interpreted as a racist statement, just saying brah.
A-HuangSteakSauce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women-Man.
Exploding_Antelope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:06:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Public Speaker
highkingofkadath ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Anesthesia Awareness
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. If I ever need surgery, I'll probably just beg them to let me die, I'm so afraid of this. I don't think they make any drug that could knock me out in the event of that panic.
SybariticLegerity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the unavoidable end of the universe where there is a uniform distribution of energy and nothing can exist and never will again man
mcguire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Save me from the kidnappers, The Unavoidable...Man!"
"Meh. Why bother? We're all going to be disassociated quarks soon, anyway."
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what about gravity pulling everything back together and collapsing the universe eventually again?
OtherSideofSky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mycrazyroommatewholivesupstairsandusedtodatemylandlordman
seriously she is so scary. she barely talks, looks like a vampire, and she only comes down from her creep upstairs loft to make a pot of tea in the kitchen and i am pretty sure she has a wolf as a pet
DemiseLikely ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman! Oh, wait.....
nateness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late for a Date with a Lady Man.........ehhh that doesnt sound like.
SavedWoW ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scat man.
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub.
Fuck_Blue_Shells ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man
ToastySpring219 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meltman"
FTFY
ChickenFriedFresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:23 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see you
luigipheonix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:52:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Man
anevilpotatoe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:57:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
Rob_Zander ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man. Ironically my favorite hero!
Stingray88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fale Imprisonment Man
Woozlebuttons ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharts Loudly and Stinkily in Public Girl!
Wingul-The-Nova ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:58:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bills-Rent Man!
I'm kicking down your door, and It's time to pay your dues!
StucktownSkeezer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
LozzDog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:49:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyson Airblade Girl
bittyinthecity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapewomen ๐ถ
gnarwalbacon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrumpBecomingPresidentMan
Coughdaddy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Shark-with-Gun-Man
dances_with_treez ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialization Woman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:43:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
K9 Man
DystryR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
Suppl-eye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward-Man
Do-see-downvote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growingoldaloneman.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasshopper-man
butteredcrumpet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogman!
Lazerspewpew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingrandomlyinafreakaccident-man
heliumspoon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other people man
idejtauren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moon man.
Unrelated to werewolves.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ImAnEnEnemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your girlfriend is either nuts or you are a great loving boyfriend
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
teddyman
Not actual teddy bears, but teddy ruxpin
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looked it up. Name checks out.
ValdrNamtro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward-urinal-conversation man
FlameSpartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, I've never seen anyone chatting it up at a urinal.
Where the fuck do you find those people?
RiperSnifle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Farting-in-a-crowded-elevator-person
idniwG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Wait...
RiperSnifle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ROBOTS-HUMAN
caucasianoddjob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Hornet Man
plantrune ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darknessman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Kahzgul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
9/10, would kill you again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The other one lets you live so you suffer the torment of constantly remembering what it did to you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman =) =(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-Man
GemJack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poverty Man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman
Matteomakespizza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Man Turbulence Man Akward Conversation during dates man
TheManInsideMe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Self-esteem Boy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugwoman
kmalczon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad there's another person like me!
ReallyDrunkPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poopingatanincrediblyinconvenienttime MAN.
Every time your group of friends want to do something you have to shit before you can go. Leaving them in a fear of asking you to go out which results in you never getting invited ever again.....
Misterpeople25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
White collar man
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, job, or shirt?
Misterpeople25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Job
Sensorfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning-To-Death Man! Flammable Boy, get to the Fire-mobile!
GIVINTHAMcD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireman?
stegosaurus32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
PM_ME_A_PLANE_TICKET ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone man.... aw crap it's descriptive, too.
JFKs_Brains ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rent.
darthbatman6679 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:15:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenmen
mynameisntpete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman man
Aelium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrokenCondom-Man
BitterJim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Water Man
Dubeard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thalassophobia-man
MyReddit_Handle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of tiny holes - man
carmeldelight2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lighting-Rape man
zx34cv12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrist man.... Well that's fucking dumb....
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any reason behind this?
zx34cv12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are plenty of reasons behind it, but ever since I can remember, I've never really been comfortable with them for some reason. I sorta loose my shit when anything happens to them or others though
๐๏ธ Professor_Cupcake18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like, people getting their wrist hurt?
zx34cv12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, pretty much anything to do with wrists, even as simple as looking or thinking about one makes slight gives me slight nausea, watching a movie and a wrist jump scare pops up on screen my eyes are shut, anything to do with interaction with a wrist drive me up the fucking wall.
Something that seems insignificant but sometimes hinders my daily life quite a bit....
Zankastia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thalasoman? I suppose I protect the grand reefs then....
alwayslurkeduntilnow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemploymentman.
Hey_its_me_dude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walkingaloneindarkman
rangi1218 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VAGINAMAN
SeaVarg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any-Land-Creature-With-More-Than-Four-Legs-Who-Isn't-Normally-Supposed-To-Have-Four-Legs-But-Was-Born-With-A-Deformity-Woman.
(Bugs, Arachnids, ect.)
lostonpolk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shopping Mall Santa with Bad Breath and Small Hands..... - Man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interactingwithgirlsman
vizzmay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outsideman.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:22:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repostman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cumshot to the back of your shorts while shopping at the supermarket man.
PM_ME_SAM_ROCKWELL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of supermarket do you shop at?
dpalaci0s ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything man
Yahoo123i ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead-Family Man!
Fluffycutecats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:44:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Ranquish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That causes so much anxiety when moving to a different town/state
ThisIsMarvel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Germman, not to be confused with being German
whatgives1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman.
Lavender_Goooms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man but it sounds a little familiar for some reason
ctStar82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overflowing Toilet Bowl Man
EliteNomadTheRed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointman
kaoss77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing a Child Man. :(
Padme10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferret woman. How sexy lol
The_aquacats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walkenman
thehumanscott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Loneliness.
mightymouse513 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dino girl. Stupid T-rexes.
Dekeita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your sidekick velociraptor-man
kinggzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting my pants man?
TheF0CTOR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feelsbadman
verycutegm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House Centipede Man
kyub ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
joshi38 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Outside-My-Comfort-Zone
Release82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying giant cockroach man. Fuck those things.
davematthews013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE DID THE SPIDER GO THAT WAS ON THE WALL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!! MAN (caps intended)
WhereAreTheTurtlesAt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man, my powers are getting really red-faced and a dry mouth
AngrySmapdi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open Spaces Guy
For petty crimes I could moonlight as Elephants Man. (Only a mild fear)
SonOfZaknafein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the tax man. Yeah, I'm the tax man.
bpastore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman.
clevverguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadendjobsat40man
shit-on-you ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man
Mrchezzy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Magurdrac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Owen Wilson is going to be making movies for another 40 years man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WhatTheFuckIsThat?!Ah!ASpider!... er, man...
100liam100 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:49:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp-man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
GidsWy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Continual Professional Failure Man?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
h4m5t3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not going to jail and getting butt raped man.
foolanyfriend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-Trapped-In-An-Elevator-Girl
Psdjklgfuiob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vaginaman
AlexIsAnAnchorBaby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StudentLoansMan
original-U1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDman. Can't wait to design my outfit.
VetleRattlehead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holeman, or Holelikepatternman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman
ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i thought i was alone. :D there is another. gawd its scary
jbraden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Syringe-man Snake-man Heightsman Deathman Diabetusman
negroiso ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointment Man
mann-y ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Heights Man
rightonein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UnemploymentMan
MilkRubble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult Responsibility's Man
whoisbear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straightman
Archoholic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remarried to my ex wife-Man
phlunkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:34:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResponsibilityMan
CanadianGem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tallman
I'm afraid of heights, name doesn't check out for me only being 5"5
ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol damit
GrantRusticus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy Man!
shalbow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment woman. :P
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman.
TipsFedoraSeductivly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toblerone man
Archerofyail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VomitMan
OPTheLegend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seeing people man
Sea-Bot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Da Na Na Na ... Commitment Man!
Steeze32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina-man
Xav-Tay-Tor-Tot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal-Emptiness-Afterlife Man
Z33taxi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitment
MiamiWise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
ruiner32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birman. Maybe I could be a lawyer
Deadbath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doll Man!
With my lifeless doll eyes, I shall scare criminals to justice!
ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:( please don't
Deadbath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By the time I'm done with these criminals, the streets will be cleaner than my shiny, porcelain doll skin!
MarkTheAdventurer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness Man!
GrizzlyBearzi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lava Girl. Or Pyroclastic Flow Woman. Death-by-Geo-Thermal-Event Girl would probably cover it all.
knuckles23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man... seems cool
hwrm2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man
2017ccb1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting fucked in the ass man
Zaro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Analpenetrationman
frbap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bees.
Dingo_shark ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidneystonesboy
Dimaaaa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out of marijuana Man
jerkmanj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman!
uncl3bobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sss-T- ST - STUTTER MAN
kooki1998 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noman. Whenever I find a weakness/fear I kill it
Antikraft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman? Anyone?
mordicat1989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:03:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionspiderneedle Man to the rescue!
drew2057 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man.... holy shit!
MoistDinosaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My username
runningbrokerbassist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:24:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Success
Freeagnt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying On The Toilet Man
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats ....pretty specific!
quickflint ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man?
JanJonDijonMustard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness man! Please don't leave me!
Aroseisarose73 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Woman (fear of heights)
Jade_GL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sewer grate woman
I don't like stepping on them, not one bit.
wrestlingfan007 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man
originalname32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Germ-man.
I'd probably get mixed up a lot with German... the superhero afraid of people named Geremy.
oliveratom032 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
nubsauce87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Situationsman
Okhu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Anxiety Man, There is too many things to list.
IForgotMyPasswordGrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
windigooooooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ive seen your prophecies.
tkea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
principled_principal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early onset Alzheimer's man
Keynan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Skippyt17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oblivionman?
Bboyle2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnalRape Man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
mandingoassman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
rolendd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherman
She scares the shit out of me more than anyone or anything else
mongey_quell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
GrmpMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearofdyingaloneman
meneye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insanity man......or The Joker.
Zeliss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never Becoming the Person He Wants to Be Man
RKellyyourmomsface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man to the rescue!
tomcatfish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I-will-never-find-love-and-will-die-alone-man
BiPolarAmpersand ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Man
WarriorBeard6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton as President Man.
missphoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanfetusskeletonswoman
I don't have an explanation
potaytoposnato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathgirl :(
demaseme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Man
ledbetterama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't value myself high enough to be a man boy
themotherstar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legless Woman. I'm scared of living things with no legs!
Pyroneer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialinteractionman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AccidentalPregnancyMan
shinypanda99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Internet history man
dh_zao ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
nickgrayiscool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl Man
curlygirl86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Woman
rustdrut79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vaginaman
egalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladyboy?
thisishowibowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicspeakingman
Enxer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Diarrhea man.
skankhunt101010 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[racial slur] man
PsychicPolar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman,
three_hands_man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes in Toilets... Man.
steam116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from some scarring personal experience a la Batman, or just something that's always in the back of your mind?
HoneySmaks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
ajayers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fingernails popping off or bending backwards Woman.
Asmr512 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah shit you just gave me a horryifying visual. I got a thing about nails too.
ajayers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can watch the gorey-ist horror movies and not bat an eye, but if a nail pops off I'll get lightheaded. It's the worst.
cajungator3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Scrotum Punch
Af84 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dumpster girl... This sounds like more of a porn name!
geekcells ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman.
TheGreaseWagon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man
Ky1arStern ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointman.
I hate disappointing people. Work, home, school, I hate when people put faith in me and feel like I let them down. In fact, sometimes people put no faith in me and i still feel like i let them down.
narwhalLegacy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MildlyAttractiveGirlMan
PM_ME_UR_GUBBINS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain Aneurysm Man!
supasid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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HunGryHipPo87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ifeelawkwardwalkingbehindotherpeopleonthesidewalk-man
USChills ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.
junkyardmessiah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idiotman with sidekick Dumbass boy
MyUsernameIs20Digits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeoplePerson
nickowens65 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TellingMyRoomateIHateHisGirlfriendAndSheNeedsToStopComingOver-Man
wanderingella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma- Well shit...
Levitacus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontation Man
Tarshana ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swangirl
Those things are freaky.
RandallOfLegend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Misophoniac
Clay_Puppington ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LosingIncometoUnwantedPregnancyMan
arguing-on-reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President Trump man.
CyclistTravi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of the night man
dexfagcasul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake man
TheSpookySloth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human-I'm afraid of people
fubarecognition ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirt man.
Ocd sucks.
Citvej ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
I actually did a search before writing this and couldn't believe nobody thought of it before me.
sudo-is-my-name ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something-underwater-touched-my-foot Man.
Tac0monster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man...
I hate spiders....Burn them all with FIRE!!!
Helen_Kellers_Wrath ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man...
OH SNAP!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:39:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwig man
WatchesYupee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losingallmyshitfromdivorceman
superfreaklagos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan. Exwifeman Spiderman Batman Gorillaman Snakeman Oceanman Alienman WBfuckingupanotherDCmovieman
crazyluke223 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi guys I'm DisappointingMyParentsMan.
Adamj1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman. One of many.
thewingedhubris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman
hambeef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ScaredOfMosters
nolemandan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointment to my mother man
HOLYSHITBITCHMLG420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confessing to a girl that I like her because I'm her friend despite the fact that she shows signs of liking me back Boy
IAmTheSnorlax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where is My Life Headed Man
Necromancer4276 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existanceman.
Zispinhoff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
Dariandds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
rickwars19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PregnantGirlMan
Audaxls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boogergirl
QwertyLime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
khrex9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping-in-Public Man
AliciaDarling21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aneurysman!
Captain_EO_99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUTUREWOMAN.
Gooooojilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:59:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baldman! ๐ shinybaldman
volvofixplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FeelsBadMan
amishius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either:
Static Electricity Man
or
Fishman
GrimCreepaz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneMan
scottsmith7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:10:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unexpected-Visit-from-HR-Man
patchez11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being poor again man
Machismo01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StuckInTrafficNeedToPoopMan
hutimuti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
Donkey_Puncha_Rello ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 Presidential Election Man
happykins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancergirl
CantHugEveryCat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Occasion Man
Graoutchmeuh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman.
Madonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have no fear, losing my phone man is here.
RunsWithSpork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twisty the Clown Man.
SatanMakesABlogPost ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easterlily girl!
dontworryskro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:23:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
copman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
CraigChaotic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn wasps!
QAlphaNiner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God isn't real and nothing matters..... -man
C0c0as ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still Batman. I'm a big dude, but we used to get one in my old house every once in a while and I would scream and hide while my roommate would handle his business. I would seal off my room at night if I started to think about one.
BashfulGirl00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentwoamn
rabinito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wifeman
Vvyyzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman!
Blackagar-Boltagon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being poked in the eyes man
XenMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting you head stuck in lift doors then watching the floor rise up to slice your head off as the lift descends-man
StitchyD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingman
dudeman14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. I'm 6'3 and people find it comical that I'm affraid
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height-man
I don't like heights
LightningFiend ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnant man
karpinskijd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Man
I prefer "The Drop" so I can say I get the drop on criminals like some shitty catchphrase
wonderwaffle407 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FuckIhopeIdontgetfiredman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriageman
wackers87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
confrontation man
OrionEnzoGaudio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I you?
MorrisMossTheBoss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PrematureEjaculationInMyPantsMan
DirkEnglish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
loneliness man
Chuchoter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Melting pooman
godsanddevils ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatherwoman. Welp.
sdnnhy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Behold... Peopletouchingmybellybuttonman!
BrokeTheInterweb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Letting-People-Down Girl! Catchy.
bitcointrader112 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
panoptic0n83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Public Boner.
otblock57 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-cold-abyss-and-not-making-the-most-out-of-life Man. Rolls right off the tongue.
idontwantoitsdumb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trapped in a sunken ship at the bottom of the ocean-man. Nightmare i use to have while in the Navy.
GRC_JIM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lawnmowershootingrocksinmyeyeslad
IShallWearMidnight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emotional Intimacy Woman! Power: using humor as a defensive weapon, deflecting any real emotions from reaching her! Weakness: being confronted with situations that require emotional honesty!
lavaslippers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shit just got real
Eugostodetortas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fact that i could stab my dad right now wonder boy
DeepThroatAFrogDick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning While Being Eaten By A Shark Man.
Pixelated_Curves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
SunnyDelight12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:59:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Election:2016 Woman Either way, you're getting fucked.
HeughJass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WhatIfSheDoesn'tLikeMyDick-Man
altiif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
WeAreWhatWeArent ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy-Man
TheHoundsRevenge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assrapeman
CrayCraySwag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
_the-dark-truth_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man
rj23187 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep-sea creatures man
mkultra50000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Layoff man
librlman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commander Consequences of Crippling Poverty [CCCP]
I get detained less now that the Soviet Union is gone.
DrJinzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Florida-Man.
DarwinianMonkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assrapeman
NuckingF1ggers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black-man!
TommySawyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abductionman
TheTallestHobo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:20:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From first inspection its tall homelesss people.
However its actually homeless doggos. No doggo should be homeless.
khekhboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman
JazzDeezNutz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnyKindaBug Girl
RagingAntiDentite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becoming Fatman.
gabeyouthh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shityourpantsman
RudeJude92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
Leon8778 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orcaman
LPGeoteacher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying monkey man
jujubear42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avocado man..
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugwoman
the_emerald_phoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surgery Man
B0Jangles405 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman
guylexcorp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Ratman.
Send-me_Your-Tits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
PixlProphet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimer's Man
Grytnik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman
Lag5pike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
Darth_Gram_Gram ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Llamaman.
mikebrown33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laid-off man
PM-ME-WORDS-OF-HOPE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doing-anything-with-my-life man
movieator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stagnationman.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman
cykaface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:25:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beetleman
lilfluffybeast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tapeworm-Girl
FancyMac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwig Man
theplasticfork ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
thedudeabides50 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PrisonRapeMan
osu164 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
PractiTac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriendfindsmyredditaccountman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being buried alive fella
An_Astronaut22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AskingOutAWomanILikeMan
gagongrandpa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl puking on my dick during drunk blowjob-man
Shamus_Aran ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman.
Haha :(
Esposabella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hellgirl
CaptainChancey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What If I Turn Out To Be A Shitty Father Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So the punisher?
CaptainChancey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was a good dad in the comics, though. Not sure about on Daredevil, since I haven't seen season 2
-C-Henn- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why in the flying fuck did this get popular? Just why? Man.
0vertaken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
Nerdsomnia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eating alone at restaurants man
delveccio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sirens at Night Man. Or possibly, Anal-Rape Man... though I could see how that one might be misconstrued.
notyourspecies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
thequeenofthebunnies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:02:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Girl! To the rescue?
quietsam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jacket, Glasses, Shirt Man
-Kley- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Rape Man! My logo is a bar of soap.
ShowMe_TheMonet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antman.
Wait...
ArchNemesisNoir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:10:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The permanently disabled immortal.
Dionysiandogma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Person
chasingcarly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling-loneliness-man.
Trainer_joeys_ratata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
Greedos_Speedo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prolapsed anus man!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pool drain man doesn't have much of a ring to it, but your torsos will after being sucked underwater onto a pool drain to your watery grave.
Angelllllll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancy man
MonkeySpanker9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midget Man
josh21182 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random UA Man
MrDirt786 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loose toilet seat breaks and rips of my gentiles-man
ashittyphotoappeared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man... ironically, I'm short for a grown adult.
killljoyss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LiterallyEverythingGirl..... my super power is that I can't do anything.
baconlayer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prayingmantisman
ILoveMozerella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:41:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of the bugs..... Lady
dylanmac94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
GosuGian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach-man
totally-normal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I am Roach Woman
SbqXD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life woman
SchrodingersHipster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success Girl, with the power of not really trying all that hard.
sadpoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AllTheBugsGirl
Jorhay0110 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Testicular torsion man.
Pync ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman! Kind of ready to save the day! Maybe!
MissVictoriaE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any body of water deeper than 10 feet woman.
Fml.
Xandria42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dentist
JellyfishAreTheDevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfishman. Which, admittedly, is possibly the least fear inspiring name to anyone byt me imagineable.
JollyJeff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Like Your Opinion, Man
JHABx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal Boy
SkrublordPrime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody-Likes-You-And-You're-Gonna-Die-Unloved-Surrounded-By-Evil-Clowns-man
Punty_Lad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clinton Trump Man
hlposts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting in public bathrooms and having someone peek through the crack in the stall door man.
descartes_daughter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accidental Pregnancy Woman.
deedger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My backyard after 11 pm man.
SkiddlyBum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone notice u/Wiseguy72 just wrackin up the karma with these villain names?... kinda suspicious....
Wiseguy72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muhuhahaha
Masturbating2FNAF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationshipman
C_Luz11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep water man
sl1ce_of_l1fe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worm manboy
zach0ff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, fuck worms.
mcthornbody420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Rape Man
happytumor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfish man. Man fuck jellyfish those fuckers are so scary looking, i'm actually considering seeing a psychologist because my fear is so intense.
r00mshambles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone Man.
Rcove28 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping in public man.
I have Crohns so it's a real possibility for me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ErectileDisfunctionMan
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL...
I thought Batman got his name from dressing up like a giant bat...
Chrisandthesilurians ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-Man, AKA the worst super hero ever.
sith95240 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deportman
IUnse3n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
World War 3 Man
PUCKIN_RIGHT_BOYS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Account balance man
RexLacuna ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderDebt
the_eluder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shotgun Pointed at my Face Man
hammsfamms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
IUnse3n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Economic Crash Man
gloryholehogger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Seaman. My girlfriend is Bugwoman.
BonafideZoocity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety man... !
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nun from the conjuring 2 woman!
jksbooth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
HeyT00ts11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cliff.
IUnse3n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2017 American President Man
alpharaptor1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
GoldenFredboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Spiderma--- oh
TacoPenisMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taco Penis Man
Wheelerthethird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman! Don't know how I haven't seen this one yet.
madein1986 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small breastsman.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Failure Man"?
That's not a hero. Hell, that's the opposite of a hero.
kokerem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
Harley_Quin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear Moth Girl! Really not that bad
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BotheringStrangers-Man
AkshagPhotography ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man, and ironically I am a really short Asian guy :(
neomarxleninist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloons man. They make me uneasy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pornman
My secret porn tablet, hidden in the false bottom of a chair in my bedroom set to auto delete everything if the password has been put in wrong even once or if anything other than a power plus is put into the USB port. I've had to go through inital setup way to many times killing many boners.
McFrackin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Pliscon
harvestmoon3k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centi-pedo
...um...wait...I meant I fear centipedes and pedos...
Centi-pedo Gal
rmlopez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadlineman or productiveman
Luvguf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pickle
vinny_vega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erectile dysfuncion man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmare Foxy Lady
gagagoopy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DarkClosetMan
passphrase ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:48:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies-man
Stormtoquer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seahorse man.
CrackerJibbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flying Death Spider
son_of_noah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closetman
dikkhedd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain downvote
SugarNaught ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HolesPlacedInIrregularPatterns-man
tax1999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stinkfingerman
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:49:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HillaryClintonisPresident Man
PutYaGunsOn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GettingcheatedonMan, or BeingsettledforMan.
kara--ew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being in public alone woman
the_alpha_turkey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monophobia man
iMolest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sawballsackman
DM_Malus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
anxiety-man.
MrMoustachio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage pregnancy man.
AkhilVijendra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FearMan
fort_wendy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life Man
twyste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InfinityWoman
howlongcanImakea_ser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-man
saltides ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting-stuck-in-a-lift-man
corruptrevolutionary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm
"I-Fear-That-I'm-Already-Wasting-My-Life-And-Will-Wake-Up-In-20-Years-Married-To-A-Woman-I-Don't-Love-With-A-Job-I-Hate-And-Rotten-Kids-Or-Even-Worse-I-Wake-Up-Alone-Growing-Fat-And-Miserable-Sacrificing-Any-Companionship-With-None-Of-The-Rewards-Of-The-Kindof-Single-Life-I-WantโMAN"
Rolls off the tongue, don't it?
thehighschoolgeek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies man.
Lostinthesauce336 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midgetman
Ascerior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman.
ToLeadYouAstray ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philosophical depression and existential crisis-man.
chickenpants80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're Ennuiman
jtrevors ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Capitalistman
Mm2k ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:31:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student Loan Man!
jglol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
fatherlessblackguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
rmmalfarojr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies-man
Gasai_Yuno_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to girls man
beatlesgirl95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone-woman
Or Spider-Woman
CrazedIvan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balding-Man!
algernon_moncrief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
severed dick man
cockblockeded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackpeople-man
briangcb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where America is headed-man
do_odle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:46:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Fear-Itself-Man
Black-Man
Women-Man
White-Man
Native-Man
Mexican-Man
Non-congressionalWars-Man
BLMRiots-Man
OtherPeople'sStupidity-Man
Islam-Man
Secret...Agent-Man
LackOfSelfControl-Man
SmellingPoorlyInPublic-Man
IslamAgain-Man
OtherReligionsTooThough-Man
ThatAwkwardHalfAwakeMomentWhenYouFeelLikeYouJustAccidentallySteppedOnAndMurderedATinyHumanBeingWithYourBareFootButItWasJustACheetoChillOutBro-Man
HavingTooManyAliases-Man
Engage_Physically ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting-myself-in-public-Man
Mnlc30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not knowing anyone at this party man
IIMonuII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:22:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResponsibilityMan
HeroinHouseFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahahahaha
The_Red_Apple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-Inadequate-Man
GiulliaG2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:20:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Saying "Everything's complicated right now, but maybe next year" until there are no more years left'-man
langerhan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small holes and bumpsman. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it
Techern_Cairns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A well placed small hole can kill a man. You're hired
fuego666 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man
am0x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SouthSideChicagoMan
Jesusisalilbitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeless man
wait_what_where ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death-man
AQMessiah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockman...
Terrified of cockroaches.
Owwmysoul ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone man
kmosieur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
social anxiety-man
StrongmanSamson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
Not my biggest fear, but sounds good anyways, and I liked the Lobster Man in XCOM: TFTD, furthermore there is already an episode of X-files about "me". :)
Mr-Appleseed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student-Finance Man
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark Lady
Electric_Target ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conscious surgery woman
chivalrytimbers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ConfrontationMan
Flyingheelhook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enclosed-spaceman
kuratu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightwoman
seamoose97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Joker
m00nf1r3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:35:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharks in the Pool Girl!
waynerooney501 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:42 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyCondomHadAHoleAndNowMyGirlfriendIsPregnant Man!
ferb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Generalized Anxiety Boy!
vintagegush ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationship Man
snipertrifle64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vertighost
SandaaHooku ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willfully Ignorant Man
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:54:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
mdj007 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Non-caucasian man
DouglasDickberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People of Color Man
VaultTec ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:57:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jewman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why exactly are you afraid of the Jews?
skyjazzcat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dieing alone man
mdj007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dictionary man
DingusDarnit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay man
Edit:not actually afraid of gays i just wanted to be funny
TrumpTrainMAGA ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:22:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Getting Elected to be the Leader of the Free World Man
medes24 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:20:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I like a [however you self identify] who fixes their mistakes.
Dutchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AutistChildMan.
Our kid is autistic, and we are kinda scared of him, he's freaking abusive to our cats, every moment let alone, makes you wonder what that little demon is going to do.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry to hear of this issue. My cousin's kid was getting violent toward me and he frightened me pretty badly. Didn't want to have to defend myself against him.
sniperhare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't we just do this thread?
Tchrspest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, we did.
rhtmdn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
adicknexttomyfacewheniwakeup-man
Mandarin_Mike ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unoriginalaskredditquestions Man
Droolproofpapercut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mariachi Man
any_delirium ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman.
Whoa, I just had a GREAT idea for a comic book!
pitt12345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
Nemo_K ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SJWMAN
Nyt_Owl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unshavenpussyman.
356afan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd have a razor as a weapon.
milky_lp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Niggerman
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
A repost is only out for fifty minutes and gets gold, 210 comments, and enough upvotes to get to the front page of AskReddit, really?
libraryspy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The other one had a typo, I think.
ThisNameIsntCreative ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:14:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it didn't.
Listening_Heads ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:10:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where was the other posted? I've only seen this one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bearman or IRSman
Tchrspest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we stop asking the same questions every other day?
Ops_Real_StepDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confined space man
MarylandBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Murdered In The Shower-Man
Mwjbrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
dapala1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo-man-man.
PM-ME-FEMALE-ARMPITS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HairyArmpitsMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Darkness
windburner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgotten-Man
squiggleslash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Effortman.
Ingloriousfiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confinement-man
Wabalywoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clustersofsmallholesman
TheShutUpMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkness man
stae1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gunman
xFacilitator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blindman
thehangrydew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear-of-Rejection Man
Fearlessleader85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slowly-Slipping-Into-Senility Man.
DangersVengeance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
loganzz22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevator man!
ruthlessrellik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man. Oh wait
BananaMantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penis Papercut Man!
deedubya139 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedeman
CartoonWarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FutureMan!
ohno21212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
EmagehtmaI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man.
Raptorinthebagback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i guess i am makeamistakewoman...
throwaway57435 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female interaction man
SpinalPrizon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High-Man
rabidchicken618 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman, obviously...
LavaSlime301 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Behold! The Grasshopperman! No, that doesn't sound good.
Behold! The Grasshopper-man! Eh, fuck it.
1SaBy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agressive Dog-Man
Fathappy3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repost Man
LegendDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the trayshmayn
Paladin_of_Trump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman.
EggrollGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be Cliff Falls, aka Vertigo.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LifeMan
I fight crime using debt, crippling anxiety, and missed social cues
Enderman777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HornetMan?
GastricPita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsability Man
TheLimeArrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeadParentsMan
soisays2mabelisays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
AbsoluteLackOfSkills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloodman...
meshaber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doc. Roach.
Rocadinis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mathman
17dudes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gorilla man.
Geringer97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman :( I'm a pussy.
kj01a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dinosaur Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The man in the mirror.
Erik_M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repost.
thequeenof14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Potatos Tatterfater
weezermc78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of dying broke and alone - man.
LewisMCYoutube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cakeman
Nudetypist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Caught Fapping By My Wife Man
Passively-Aggressive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girly boy
sun_chine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth woman
jaspering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
abandonment boy
rosaryrattler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman.
oh wait
TheActualAWdeV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The unfathomable scale of the cosmos-man.
vegoo222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma-- dammit
RumpleToughskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penile fracture man
Dreamcast3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imposter man!
enyinna7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog Man. Not very creative or intimidating
thepunisher1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ladiesman
b33r_engineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man.
DankGedanken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prion man.
Fadman_Loki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to be that guy, but we had this thread less than a week ago. Come on.
45MinutesOfRoadHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antgirl
Siganid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing man.
tsumtsumfaithie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gnome Girl
LoudmouthLees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman, my one weakness is villains with a bright light and a rolled up newspaper
Spire-hawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Waking Up Without My Penis" Man
Hmm...seems a tad cumbersome.
Tudpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
Sys-Zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eye contact man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Woman
kirun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Dying Alone Man. You get to take your pick!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's that? Is it a rock? Is it an amorphous blob? NO, it's CAPTAIN EMOTIONS!
bowlsforbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado girl
plokool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since there are already so many heroes and villains based on wasps I guess I have to go with my more serious fear. Say hello to Death of my loved ones especially my girlfriend-man.
1905ChelseaBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glueboy
nospamkhanman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Retirement man.
Quantum_Rum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl-Man
finnyboy665 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Annual performance review man
Havana_aan_de_Waal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needledude, criminals will try to inject me with needles all the time to make me faint
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Math Lady.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bill man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark Boy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9qu0qmAkhQA
GummyBearFighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend is really scared of lettuce for some reason. Apparently his roommate put some under his covers one time and he half cried in fear. So Lettuce-Man
g5stephen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socially Extroverted Man!!
CrackerJackBunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockman. Because I'm afraid of cockroaches.
J/K I stole it from this thread 4 days ago:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/54gy2x/if_you_became_a_superhero_and_had_to_use_your/
DanGod392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Anxiety Man.
Joeygoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkness Indoors Man
cliffordtaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unknown medical issue man! You are never safe...
cloudywater1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a poot or just a fart man.
jambogitonga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hippo-Man & Wasp-Boy.
iithisiiguyii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep-sea Fishman
Savisusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sex trafficking women
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise child support man
Damnyoureyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfathomably Deep Water Man.
Yep just creeped myself out writing that.
lilsniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corporation man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Fuck.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doors Repeatedly Slamming Man or Failing College Man.
the_alabaster_llama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man
Non_context ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-a-disappointment-Man
imbreaststroke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butt-sex man
Gerkswede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long distance driving man
Ershany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman!
nastybasementsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitboy!
MalcomGraves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slide man
supercarlos297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Arrangers_Toolkit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shamewoman
NormalMacdonald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncanny Valley boy!
ancientspeedgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paralysis man. All this talk of being lonely but being incapacitated like that scares the hell outta me
MrBurnzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Man.
melance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Sticker!
hamietao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
murder man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depth-Boy, literally the edgiest teen ever.
(I'm thalassophobic)
kjbigs282 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can't even wait a week to post this again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede
...shit.
Rawbban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently, me and my girlfriends superhero names would be Lonely Man and Tissue Woman. Yes, she hates, abbhores and fears tissues and all sorts of paper towels. Like when it is all crumpled.
A_Smith22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speakatrator
ignoramusaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting old and dying lady
foxykittyshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman ... the shadow of the night ... y'know so ... I interact with less people
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl Man!
Also, Baby Man!
And, Small Talk Man!
MrSugarPuddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman or Dentistman
The-Potato-Lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prionman
sparkaura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
submissivepinkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free-fallman
EBeast99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriend-man.
Jelly_jeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman. I was attacked by a dog when I was a kid. I can handle being around them now, but barking will make me want to run. I have a love/hate relationship with friendly dogs. On one hand, they're so happy and friendly, but on the other they want to come over for pets :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prolonged Death girl
SnazzyJazzySpedman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Man
NerdRising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep and open water man.
RetroFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SilverFish-Man.
CodeMonkey91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hypodermic needle man
albyIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercut Man...
ThePancakeChair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman
doshium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fangirlman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I'd be Heightsandspeedman?
RetroFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrokenArmsGuy
purefabulousity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal Man
Sockscake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinnitis man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Financial-collapse man
Er_Hast_Mich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Slow, Yet Inevitable March of Time Crusader! And his sidekick Crushed Beneath the Weight of His Personal Demons Boy!
Your_Lower_Back ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boredman. Its a double entendre as well. I'd run around beating people with a 2x4.
hgeyer99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfish Boy
TheDeltaLambda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceanman
E1000-MASTER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
saintscanucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My stepdad calls me bumble bee for obvious reasons
BESTAMPHETAMINE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murder Man
Molusxojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump-man!
TheTallGuyNick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Openwatersman
crazed3raser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
C4lligator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having a name that is kind of uncomfortably long for a superhero's name-man
boomboomk9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moira Stuart.
Fuck me I wish I was joking
glitterkittie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clowngirl
darcy_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bird-heights-and-oceanman! The most diverse superhero around in this modern world!
Squabbles123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am...BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
carwoman
ExoticExotractor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HeightsMan!!!
MG87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BarfingBoy
YUlie2me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GirlMan
lordliv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fact that Death is Eternal Woman
L1meL1ght ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman!
I think I did this wrong.
peanutnozone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SkinnyFeminineClownMan
Ianthina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee and Wasp Woman
HoodedStranger90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado Man
jakembq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dangerman
diablo1086 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Post sunset ocean man
SkittlesMcClure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other-peoples-feces-man
misszombification ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderpants
l9352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bee boy.
fjpruge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, old lady, I will get your purse back. Wasting-a-day-on-pc-insted-of-meeting-your-crush-who-obviously-flirted-with-you-today-boy catches that thief, yay!
Fuck that's personal
Youwillloveit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hellman
WhySoSeriousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Eliteclarity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either cottonwool boy or toadman. It's an eclectic mix of fears.
Mizzium_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be known as Rejection Man! What are my powers?
IwishIwasaLoofah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man!
fromwhencewecame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAlonewithoutevermakingyourmarkontheworld man
dieselpwrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secretly not good enough and suffering from imposter syndrome man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-without-a-legacy-man.
extremelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
OneEyedKing24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman? Kinda cool
Aeayx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimer's Man
Chestnut_Bowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neverexperiencingromanticloveman.
cinnamon-in-my-face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... Spiderman is already taken, right?
findtheninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EverythingMan
The_Monstees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureinLifeman!
Glag82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain No Audits
Jagfg42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat man
joncornelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Societal Collapse
d_line362436 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggotman
KarlCAgathon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small talk at a wedding man!
MonkeyWithCymbals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man
goat_fucker_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lawnmower Man
RaspberryPy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman.
BadDadWhy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HydroFluoric Acid, gets right into your bones and doesn't come out.
SerendipitouslySane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman
butterrss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
Add55xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DEADPOOL- gets his name by fear of getting fucked from another person so no one messes with his noodles hence DEADPOOL I have a 4 testicles !
CaptValentine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman, and his sidekick, intimacy boy
sebrahestur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure girl to the rescue!
TaigaCat00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bellybutton penetration woman
BigStereotype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Expectations
Ash2-2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Childwoman
AaronCandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man!
mrdiamond17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitpostman
CoconutBoy97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Boy
noteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fearman!
theron54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthoodman
lubicke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godman
Jesusman
kosmoceratops1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trust man
DeseoX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lizard man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning Man!
Killaxxbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear warman
FletchTheTrainer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooseman...
SirKlepto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
heykarlll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this post just reminds me how ridiculous it is for a billionaire man to dress up like a bat, grow the fuck up
ihatecupcakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The poor will always be crazy, and the rich will always be eccentric.
y2jasper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice Breaker Man
DragoBirra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your nails and theets are falling/being violently removed from you man!
Beans_The_Baked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone forever girl to the rescue! And by rescue I mean eat all your ice cream and watch all the Netflix.
Unchosen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Communism-Man
Democracy is non-negotiable
GreyHero2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
PM_ME_UR_REDHEAD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathpool.
DreadAngel1711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Himselfman
Darkman
Deathman
Just to name three
alwayzbored114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mantisman.
I'm fucking terrified
Rabidjokester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Man
ByuntaeKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Lonely
Quizzika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornadogirl. I'd rather not-
Tarantulagirl. um how about please no
Jrrtubbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All My Friends and Family Suddenly Realizing How Much They Hate Me and Deserting Me-man!
ByuntaeKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nowhere man.
Padulsky21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
Klonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
NotAGinger42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goose Girl
SirWalrusII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman.
I'm completely serious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
HurricaneJamal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing-a-serial-killer-when-I-look-up-from-washing-my-face-man
LeslieJade21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death girl
Awkwardly enough, that was my nickname in highschool. -_-
lecheventi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus is real and hes going to be super pissed at me-man
MrZephy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paralysisman
AlissaAppeltjes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A superhero based on loud noises?
Fontaine42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BANGMAN!!!!
AlissaAppeltjes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds great.
emalina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Girl!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
losimagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone Ignores Me Man
justsamthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Woman
ThisIsTheMilos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Turbotottle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The MANnequin
She_Likes_Cloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look! Over there! It's the Heart Attack Man! ...... Someone call an ambulance"
Glide08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Vertigo or Tower.
Cause I'm afraid of Heights.
noobogoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Starfishman!!! I must say, its not quite as intimidating.
Demoica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle man
aslokaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PAINMAN!!!!
brick_fist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult-responsibilityman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just had a terrifying dream of a fictitious monster from a video game. Scared the living hell out of me with how realistic it was.
Deathclawman
HearingSword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina Man
eanfran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House man?
MrMojo39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
mememyoymemyoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U.S 2016 election man
ItsHampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison-rape man
ReimersHead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman. I know it will sound conceited but I don't really have any phobias or fears. I have a healthy respect for dangerous things, places and situations but it is not a fear.
Maybe call me Healthy-Respect-for-Danger-Man! Catchy I know...
JayJoestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweaty armpits-man
alexengrish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mailman
DiabeetusMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SugarMan
I_Am_Not_A_Funny_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KNOWING-THAT-IN-500-YEARS-PEOPLE-WILL-FORGET-ME-SO-WHATS-THE-POINT-OF-TRYING man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teeth-being-pulled-out-of-head-or-otherwise-rotting-offman.
Laconikos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man!
landontbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God...Ventriloquist Woman.
A super villain that is a walking talking ventriloquist dummy...and turns other people in dummies.
That sounds fucking terrifying. I don't want to read that comic/watch that movie...
ItsHampster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success-man
thatlldopigthatldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
emPtysp4ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Responsibilityman, Successman, or Lonelinessman.
dr_tantis_moboggan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
DH2007able ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never gonna get out of debt Man!
0ddh1nn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painful death man!!
ascendedpayday2fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height-Guy
SoberHungry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unsure of What to Wear and Being Late Man
memegod228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jobman
joe_jon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
VillemusMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
yasiel_pug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Wheel Man?
PM_ME_UR_THIGHZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sunman - superman
monkeycomand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman!
Babyeater11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AloneMan
DankMemeLord6996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
Davedamon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman...
random_stalker_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection man
:(
Lostsonofpluto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man
Dracnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxman! with the fear of Tax season at my side, I find criminals who are evading taxes and make them pay! I'm coming for you Donald! Y'hear me!?
ElCazador528491 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockman
Or Roachman, but cockman has a ring to it
behemothabides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit girl
DaddyRocka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infidelity Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Girl
OhTheHueManatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Man (cause I'm afraid of heights not because I'm high)
Sergovan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to say it but Aquaman. Derp.
Zondatastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
AirSirenNoiseMan go!
whitejuly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitment man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking garbage out to the dumpser by the bush at night Man.
K3ll0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman. Because fack Wasps.
Alsmith69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdman
VonCrinkleDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GirlMan
mztriz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump man
ladymarie1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing-old-girl x
Fart_me_a_heart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heartburn woman : (
Allemiate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running out of weed Man
morgythemole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Batman I guess.
They are little freaky monsters made of hair, tongue, and teeth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secret Identity Man
Torvaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachwoman
kiddk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
PM_ME_CORGIS_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Illogicalfearofeverythingman
Clambaked72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear war man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frog Fatale. I have a massive fear of dead frogs.
Reyaweks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mold man
emilyyeezyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
multiple small holes man
akpersad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing Old Man! My superpowers would be that I can age any one by any specific amount of years.
It'd be twofold. Oh, you're 17 and want to buy porn cuz you've never heard of the internet? Bam! Now you're 18.
Oh!? You're a 25 yr old dick? Bam! Now you're 150 and your farts are dust cuz you're dead.
morreo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
Sinadia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontationgirl
hawkeytown30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeon Man
badup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Tony-Starch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EverythingMan
i_browse_at_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poverty Man
Moggy_66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
afrothunder666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
christo334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phonecall man
HonaSmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not-living-up-to-people's-expectations man
Mythrandear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortality Lad
aetp86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
mrstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Health anxiety woman! Quiver as I give you panic attacks because your heart maybe skipped a beat.
Dallasjoe2009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kicked in the nuts Man
xandrajane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fattycake
WTK55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scorpion Man!
or
Buttrape Man!
bryankolb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InadequacyMan
pieisnotreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Radiation poisoning woman!
ILoveToEatLobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NothingMan
frosted1030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Permanent mental scars from seeing your parents going at it - person.
Yellowbubblegum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doll Woman
nyy22592 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aneurysm Man
Lionman666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
daMustermann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
Blaine_Dahmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man!
ICGraham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Commitment.
SlyCoopersButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Water
LudusUrsine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman! Never have to climb anything or over look any great heights! Also, f#%@ those open back stairs, my kryptonite.
michaelnpdx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Koipondman.
Tipping the Scales of Justice!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
femaleman?
shawngee03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitmypantsman
TheSmallestMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holewoman. Oh wait...
suesays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
pokebollock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Commitment
deathbykite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Girl
shifty_coder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I live alone, so either Choking-Man or FallingDownTheStairs-Man.
ViolentEastCoastCity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finish-too-soon man.
Because uh... sometimes I complete projects really quickly.... yeah.
Slinkyfest2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shameful Ejaculator.
I'll let you fill in the details.
Fragzilla360 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, YOU fill in the details. I want to hear this from you.
Slinkyfest2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have immense difficulty getting off through normal sex. I've done what I can to the point of just not fapping anymore and it can still be hard.
So, ti would channel that into my alter ego, the shameful ejaculator, fapping in the shadows and ruining sex for everyone as I whisper suggestions whose very premise is dick withering.
Then when I finally ruin the mood, scene, and act that's when I can find my release. My fetish is ruining people's sex lives as mine was once inhibited.
Boom, The Shameful Ejaculator.
Fragzilla360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dead
FrogLeatherShoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
corsair238 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
nonangryblackguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallingfromhighupman
Costumekiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thelistgoesonandonman
cokegivesmehiccups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman. ...wait.
Efpophis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman.
OfficialSindri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
brownsnake84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeless-man
Stonerack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thatscarysoundinthedarkmustbeamonsterman!
Haywoodyoubl0wme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitmentman
gregdoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blind man. Because I'm terrified of going blind. Fuck it. Call me Daredevil.
MagicDave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In highschool I'd have been "Woman Man". Or, I suppose "GirlBoy" would make more sense
Fragzilla360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant-Man
Firedfel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman, I guess I'm the savior of junkies.
Pls_No_Ban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LIZARDMAN
I fucking hate lizards
chinchillahorned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mayo-man.
Ugh...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bot fly boy...
Uuuuuuugh. :(
heerenbTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big beetle boy, I hate those fat beetles that sound like helicopters :(
LibertyJorj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AccidentallyRacistAnd/OrSexistMan
ghibligirlgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwaspgirl.
Edit: holy crap imagine the outfit
KeelOfTheBrokenSkull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Citation needed. (emphasis added)
soulreaper123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman. wait that's taken.
EvilsTwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireman
Mama_Swag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
lars10000100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
flurrfegherkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claymation is Super Creepy Girl.
When we went to see Nightmare Before Christmas in the theater I realized about 20 minutes in that while I LOVED the story, the little claymation creatures were really freaking me out, to the point where I had to bail. It's like they were too 'real' but...not real, I know that makes little sense, but anytime I see claymation or puppets that try to look real but are caricature-like, I get weirded out.
Milkyway_Squid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future Man!
lurkerbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batemanman.
TexelsSchaap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AccidentalPedophileMan with his loyal sidekick van-boy
GnarledRhubarb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically, I'd be DeadParentsMan. So essentially batman.
Peliquin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Yellowjacket
pm_your_netflix_Queu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nihilisman. My power is to argue with you that nothing you ever did will matter. It sounds like a useless power but I do get to keep smokes and scotch in my utility belt.
mrr2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taking a shit when the light goes out man
VTHUT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialwoman
Sheynan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly enough.... I'm Lifeman.
ForumTheBillTolls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman and my trusty sidekick Businessman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holding people's babies girl
Chomra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling-over-and-breaking-my-neck man
perfect_io ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving-In-Urban-Centers Man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
Angryhippo2910 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High-man
seige197 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ToxicShockSyndromeWoman
ManilaLiaison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflygirl
pragmaticsquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having a severely disabled child and then feeling like I can't have anymore children because I need to devote all my time to the disabled one woman
BlimeyGuvna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon boy
blinktheskater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado man.
Guised ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depresserman
jrothca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriageman
DYNAMICRICK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manman
SMB73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman. I have difficulty keeping my belt up.
musclelicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Animals Man.
global_ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unknown-man because who doesn't fear the unknown
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large things underwater man.
auchenaihelpyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Man. I'm not very creative
Raven_Skyhawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone-rejection-person-identity-what?
cannibalbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snailwoman. :(
cinnamon_waffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspwoman
verocana7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtwoman
TechnoCowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Canada goose man. Those guys are such assholes.
Kai_Daigoji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doll Furniture Man.
scottishdrunkard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repost man. My one weakness is this exact same question has been posted 3 times within the last fortnight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painofexistancegirl.
DarthEinstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimerman
Hash43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girls man.
RithyH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman.
HatKid-IV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death of loved ones man
BlackAxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here for memes. Was not disappointed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confined spaces man
ncguthwulf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really Tall Man
TreeTrunkJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
Fshnjnky781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the Scatman!
exterminator122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...
Spiderman...
The_Grinch_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedegirl. Just thinking about what that would look like makes me want to vomit...
somnus677 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Business Call Man!
Skaleks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidergirl
kronik85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
policeman. i'm blackman.
Dontspillitplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman :/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Removing My Walls For Someone Who Eventually Hurts Me And Immediately Rebuilding My Walls... Woman?
Deadpool_the_skrull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I shall be high man and be ripped the whole time
BauerHaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman...wait a tick thats from something already
Johnson475 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostman
Saw one when I was a kid, still gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
ConfuzedAndDazed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
kateleonore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyEntireFamilyHasBeenMurdered-Woman
The_enantiomer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderboy, I don't hate heights, but fuck ladders.
Okhura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathwoman.
Actually sounds pretty cool.
XtremeDarkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nakedman
Xtinguish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
DRock07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Ismoketumbleweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman.
TheNebulaWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
KmKiero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
AtopMountEmotion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The FAIL-ure
UwasaWaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing-Emptiness-of-Lifeman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unannounced-exam-man
Nightthunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsgal
CanadaTay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dementiaman
Thzrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ansiety-man
h0usebr0k3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
cats22015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Physical Pain Guy
MacDonsMobDolan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction guy
CosmicAnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frog man
Zacoftheaxes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peaked-Five-Years-Ago Man
PM_ME_BAD_SELFIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conflict-Guy
minreii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombiegirl
iRonicHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugman... no comment
AmazonExplorer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing-creepy-stuff-in-your-peripherals-man
Tricklash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman? Uhh..
boss34112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
HeiFlynnberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointingmyparentsandliving uptoexpectationsman
Frobro_Baggins94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erectile disfunction man
LittleBoyInABag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeopleMan
StitchCSGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man :(
4775795f4d616e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
laddadada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman.
Weep2D2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wet the Boy Sock Wonder
ButtMunchies7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having my knees bend too far in the wrong direction man
NOT_ZOGNOID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Man.
edit: Just googled it for shits. The Falling Man was a photograph taken by a photographer witnessing the last events of the twin towers on September 11, 2001. Origin story confirmed. Falling Man is real.
Texcellence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monkeyman: Origins
A child is vacationing in Mexico with his family when he is bitten on the ass by a radioactive monkey. The child quickly develops an intense fear of all non-human primates. Months later, while on the jungle gym, the child discovers that he now has monkey powers. He can climb, swing, jump, and throw feces as well as any monkey. He has become Monkeyman. Swinging from rooftop to streetlight, Monkeyman is the bane of criminals everywhere.
I was bitten on the ass by a monkey, but sadly did not develop any super powers.
alex878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GirlMan
the5ft11g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ArachnidMan or basicallyanyinsectbugwithlegsman but mostly arachnids
snypler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waterboy
bothan_spy_net ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
cerebralkrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bill collection man
omgsiriuslyzombi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bellybuttonman
I'm so cool, wow
PlasmaBurst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness-Man
SirScrubsaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anysocialsituationman
plainoldpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
awkwardman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Effortman
the_planes_walker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tight-spaces-man. Or Heights-man. Or Medium-sized-spiders-but-not-as-big-as-tarantulas-for-some-reason-man.
sigillumdei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaspMan
INTERP0LATE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Wi-Fi man!
wesbell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Chihuahuaman" doesn't exactly strike fear in the heart, does it?
Msbok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure guy
PhotoshopMogul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why Does My Penis Hurt Man
atiredturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
exoticpickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowgirl
katjalove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needlegirl
atosennim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TBIman
Schnass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Panicman. Actually kinda works
Namsonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easilyinjuredman
poor_bitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MaggotWoman
I_Stepped_On_A_Lego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I came up with my reddit name.
raalleja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highmen
Logan_The_Badass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrainAneurysmman
sugar_sedative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pukegirl
forbiddenway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeepOcean Dame
factsmakeyoumad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ExtendedLingeringPainfulDeathman!
another_avaliable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone man.
penrosetile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man
blinddivine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FreeFall
Chili_Maggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This question was just asked like two days ago! Goddamn. Normally I'm not the type to fuss over reposts but come the fuck on.
dusmuvecis333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
carelessfacepush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impending waterfall man
cerem86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
King_Rastakhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living-any-longer man
SwollHotPocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckup Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
iLeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cricket Girl
I had one jump at me at the top of a staircase, causing me to fall back down said stairs. Been terrified of the fuckers ever since.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman
InconspicuousFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HoneyBadgerMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HistoryChannelman.
My Dad watched too much scary shit when I was a child. Really got to me.
OGBENNIEFRANKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yourethefatherman
dose_response ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman
tenfatcats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HairyCentipedeMan. Those fuckers are quick, and they always appear when you go to your kitchen late at night for a snack and then you turn on the light and they scurry under the fridge.
-Pianoteeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anyonebetterthanmeatsomethingman?
playfulshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOCTOR BEES
TELEVISIONANDCHILL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
HjerteHOTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
confused_longhorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
firematt422 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrowman
pea92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nosebleed girl:(
esipmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking Politics with Parents Man.
obijojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman, at your service.
ChilledLegumesBruh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeathByShellfishCrossContaminationWoman
huginn-muninn- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathwoman.
Lexi_Ann16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect-Woman
kelwan21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep-Open Water Woman. Not very glamorous.
TastyHorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A Python Is Slithering Out of My Toilet While I'm Pooping, The Boy Wonder
TheGodparticle3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House Centipede Man
Jinxtah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man :(
littlescrapdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KeepThoseDisgustingHolesAwayFromMe Woman. I have trypophobia. I didn't even know this was a thing, I just thought I was weird, but one day when talking to a co-worker about how seeing stuff like honeycomb, certain sponges, etc really sickened me and made my mouth water with nausea, she told me she feels the exact same way. Come to find out this is a thing that some people feel deep aversion to.
When people ask me why they bother me it's hard to describe. Just the pattern and the look of them and the possibility of stuff being inside them.....GROSS. (Bigger holes are fine, I am ok seeing a hole dug in some dirt, or people with gauged ears, or ones I can see all the way through...holes where I can't see the bottom are more disturbing...). Usually I just tell people to Google image it and they understand. Since I am a girl I feel like if I would've been born a man I'd just have to be celibate...Ain't no way I am putting my junk in someone's mystery hole lol.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
Keepwiggling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someonebreakingintomyhouseandkillingme...man
DrDoctor18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not-being-good-enough-man!
Farlong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeathAndExistentialisman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LiberalMan
LupeFiascoStoleMyHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wooden Spoon Man
Antiquename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman.
Solstyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemploymentman ....=/
Regota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Herecometheromeplows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyParentsWereNeverHappyAndWithoutAClearExampleOfHappinessIDreadMyPartnerWillLeaveMeAndIWillWitherAwayAloneBecauseICanNeverShowHowMuchSheMeansToMeWithoutResortingToUnhealthyPatternsOfSmotheringAndSwiftDisinterestAndEventuallyIWillHaveNoChoiceButToKillMyselfMan
GreyMouseOfZoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La Cucaracha
CoBo2540 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umm... cotton balls man?
Krocsyldiphithic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the Scatman!
HickRarrison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead dog man
KeefHerban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitment man
NotLaddering3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely man
Robkmil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman. Or Rapeman
hyruana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Score!
HandiCapablePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humiliation Man
ms_mostlysunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedewoman! OMG eww
stupidshamelessUSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WreckWoman (afraid of wrecking my car and afraid of wrecking my life/ relationships.)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
_hanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drive-thru Window Girl.
grivwill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The terrifying beemannequin man!
craftygnomes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making important calls at work man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look, it's a bird! It's a plane! It's Anaphylaxis Man!
fofonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impeding obsoleteness man
HazardousSmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
I_am_chris_dorner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment man!
My Superpower is running away at the first sight of confrontation!
adamlee17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitman
Calitalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billsman
I_OError ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Open Places Man - HOPMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Power Bill Man!
Come_along_quietly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear-man
RazorsEdges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mosquitoman
kmturg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderbitch
sfbeerchef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman!
mcrninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently, I'm Spiderman.
Zantazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
ANGELismyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicshootingman
QuesaritoSupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baldman
judge_dreddit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely-Man
johnnyrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RIAA Man
WeaverofStories ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternitygirl
Live_Lucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scorpionman. Alternatively- snipsnapdoggoguy
puppy_on_a_stick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection man!
thr0aty0gurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, wait shit...
sadbookshelf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lifeman
PickledBerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyParentsDieMan
sonictt1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontationman
ItsameLuigi1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
trekitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black peopleman
Sir_Beatles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Deathman.
Whiskeysip69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman, brokeman,
PM_ME_UR_ASSET_ALLOC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IRSMan
sesimie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman....
ifyoulikesaxophones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman. My logo would be me casting comets at women arrive at the wrong time in my life, all in an attempt to convince them that 'it's not you, it's me.'
Raffaell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Boy
alecraines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man
walrusman64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOCTOR BEES!
Raffaell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ColdCall Man
iamnotschmidt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Eldritchmonsterinthedarkwoman or Slugwoman. Either, or.
-Deinonychus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reposted-askreddit-questions-man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lampreywoman.
donuthell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Santa Claus
Cambian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
semininja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solitary Man.
brocode103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
balloon man
Raawron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton-ball man
Matchi3291 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult Life-man
RGB3x3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's just like your opinion-man
JosefTheFritzl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quadriplegia Man!
shivers
neverp0st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman. More specifically "What you can't see in the deep sea man"
silvermember ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman. Induces fear of failure into my enemies and makes them second guess any decision they make, paralyzing them in inaction.
Oh_its_that_asshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't-Lose-My-Sight-man doesn't sound very heroic.
rascal99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caught Fappin Man
WalllyG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
Ironmattman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
mcviolist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
British man
DreadAdvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Think I can do something great or responsible with it?
Its_ASquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diseaseman.
Eww.
heeroyuwee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgotten
diluted-beach-master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Already taken, but ant man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jello Woman.
Scout102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interaction man
Paronfesken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hightman
Trinket97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights and bridges girl!
mr_nobody3123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raped in prison man?
ibbity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure Having-Blood-Drawn-Woman would be a very effective superhero
Jberg1701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repaying Student Loans Man
raviolirob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAlone-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dieing Alone Man
Burner_shard999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The high flying spider man
GnashtyBounce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creditman. I have an obscene fear of bad credit.
TKrappa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick-Man
automatic4skin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
daddy will stop cumming my butt man
WickedWeave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady Uncontrollable Gas During an Interview
slimmbrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crazybitchman
twokindsofassholes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
TheInvisibleJihadi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What Could Be Lurking In The Shadows Man.
Darkstar727 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireman!
CrimsonGalaxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Girl
PennerforPresident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman! Not great at his job.
careercast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
careercast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemploymentman
Avid_Dino_Breeder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never figuring out exactly what to do for a career/job and being stuck in a perpetual circle of changing ideas...man
MC518 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
CannabisCorpse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death.
Truan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The void
Raptorforge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Locked in Syndrome Man.
PassionOfMelGibson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bankruptman
thirstythecop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life-man
Supernaut88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Death-man or lightning-man
alphacephalopod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Pipomak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman. Or spiderman.
BlurDynamic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
Li0nhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twatman checking in
kawaiij ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EverythingMan
hash12341234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DontFireMeImVotingForTrumpman
kanad3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment woman?
ifiwereabravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The commitment man
coffeeblossom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Girl
chin0men ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FrogorToadMan
ifiwereabravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arthropod man
tinitrinity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Woman
babyj9094 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old man. I fear aging
Neville1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That-Strange-Noise- in-the-Middle-of-the-Night-is-a-Robber-Man
Wassupxd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Thecobra117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sluglady ;-;
ChillSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthworm jim
Running4coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man-spider-Man.
twistedsymphony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently I'm married to spiderwoman.
FrogBoy317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chainsawdude
DISSENT_IS_INEVITABL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClingyGirlfriendsMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Needler.... I hate needles. Shots, tats, the gun from Halo, you name it.
Bigsoft_Longhard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Flying Silverfish
smurfsarecommunists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Havinganelevatorbreakdownman
Mal3ficent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FallingSpiderGirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lifeman
BowtiesAndR5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Media Girl
jedidiahrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman Buyingthinsatastoreman Orderingfoodman
PickleYourNipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman.
Scoopie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FearยฒMan
KennyTheDownsTigr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either SnekMan or "Terribly afraid of Dangerous Noodles"- Man, or TADNman for short
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
plaperpate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Discussingfeelingsman
Galaxine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceangirl
Jonip20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
Beespray9_8_9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
misprint man.
willjj99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman.
Goreticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
OktoberStorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth man
I mean fuck those things, but i think moth man is some kind of mythical thing or a hero already
ALA_BLK_SNK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any height above 7 feet man
I_Am_THE_BRAIN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changling
Vonschmittou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truth about myself man
fangtimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DarkMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasshopper Girl
remotecontrolkev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
JDubya9397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man-BatMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
monsieurpunisher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentists-drill man
Samareye987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Batmanhush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Haruhi_Fujioka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Colonoscopist.
wooq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man
WafflestheAndal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swimming underwater near a large boat man.
It occurs to me that in an infinite multiverse, every one of these superheroes has their own show on Rick Sanchez's interdimensional TV.
Dinks219 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
Toppcs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
TennarLeeshar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried Alive Man
PMYOURCATPICTURES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflyman
wandering_turnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
Neapola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman?
...oh, ew....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future man
Uppgrade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out of Beer Man.
HotwheelzFFX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DangerNoodleMan
Jackson_Cook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM MOTHMAN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumpercableman
RedHM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
Ghibbitude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Up-very-high lady or possibly flying-cockroach girl
SunshineSickness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling fear I'll never find true love, marry because I feel obligated, and have a wife and kids I hate. Man.
TheIggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horse Man
originalnutta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Brain Aneurysm!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Man.
kootrell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large Objects Moving Under Water In My Direction...Man
jebediahforeskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drug test man
epraider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectionMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be "T Bone" as in the car crash and not the cut of meat. I guess my signature move would be to lurk in the darkness and to come in and punch people with a single powerful unexspected blow. I would just have one super powerful left arm befause it is all I would need.
tyler730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In that case I am commitmentMAN
goldenmirrors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratwoman.
witch-finder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede
Mherje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nananananananananana Girlman!
jack9766 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
Luimnigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anglerfish Man! With the power of a bioluminescent dongle, giant fucking eyes, and ridiculously huge fang-like teeth!
19-80-4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
feefee3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
prayingmantisgirl
Ghostpiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedeman.
Salonqualitymustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man.
giggles228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthoodman
Santaball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The child support demon. Because I don't wanna knock these chicks up!
pepepenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
down escalator girl
Aquillav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-Interaction-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man
demonjuices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeedleMan
pascalfromthevillage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crucifixion-man...
brixton75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Viraldeathwoman
Dhahockey123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Femaleman
El5toJinete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Irrelevance-man.
StepOsets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of commitment man.
Schooner14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My fiances biggest fear is bats as well
TheHeadGoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ventriloquist. Live dummies are my sidekicks
corbis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nihilism Man. Apparently I'm a supervillain.
paleontologirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderWoman
witsel85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
CSR08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?....
sladigar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
brjto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimer-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talkingtoattractivewomanman
BlindCodex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am responsibility man.
FricklyPrickly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmare
Huntskull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nunman, they are creepy
theslutbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living-in-a-Police-State Lady!
FilkDaddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
qwerrasque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
watchman28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is fucking ridiculous. This same question was posted literally days ago.
bewarewolves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chainsawman... Better watch out..but if you don't you can still hear me a mile away..
greyetch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
brettryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistman, Dentistman, does whatever a dentist can!
JealotGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life-man
GoneShootin90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
bbatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meth-head Man
gedehamse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
aanarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deathman
dood1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Riemannsums man
SlimDirtyDizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump2016man
Langenschnitzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neveramountingtoanythingman
Highpowernyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deeeeep Waaaater Maaaaaan
TwitchTvSuperElitez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just realised that my name is Claudiu and I'm related to Clau-strophobia which I got it from cave diving 5 y ago... FFS!
Mnp3232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shadowy Sleep Paralysis Figures Woman
HydroPlainBagel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Man
thefullpython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aneurysm-man
Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Syringe.
Mine sounds more like a Super Villain.
HonkeyDong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Hot Snakes
Qaeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman!
Billionairez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ItMightBeCancerIDon'tKnowIDon'tHaveInsuranceMan
Thopterthallid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman Man
StrawhatLucy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
Transdeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark-Man #notARacist
stefancb93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man. I throw giant rubber shoes at my enemies and float from crime to crime won my giant balloon animals.
peejerweejer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Syrup man
SenorNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bittenbyasharkman
WiredEgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
suicidebylifestyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vivisection section man!
I'm pretty sure that makes me a villain
fredburma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abyss Man
cjlegomega03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
stumbletownbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Liquid Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I were batman I'd be spiderman
Krase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
rlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
grinder-disc-exploding-into-my-face.. man.
I'll work on a new name.
ItsBxrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're all grinder-disk-exploding-in-my-face-man now.
itsmybootyduty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathwoman.
This really has a stupid ring to it once I type it out.
Indylicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student Loan Repayment Girl
agentorange360 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying along guy....
Nickadial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitman(t)
glittergirl10778 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judgement Girl
Fighting no one and hiding from people so she won't get judged
Nahomatic11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Depression-Man.
mcafc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this same exact question asked like three days ago?
GRat9717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Megalohydrothalassophobiaman.
SpaceLevi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Extinction-Man
alternatively: Essay-Man
ClaimhSol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stupidman, afraid of my mental faculties deteriorating.
sixarmedOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scorpion man or wasp man
_angry_ginger_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
BasilVal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm German.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crustaceagirl.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman.
Mikeytruant850 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistman
bondvsmarston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
NIPPLE_POOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any effort you expend is wasted because everything ends in failure man?
uniqueusername158692 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea weed man
Mana0783 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Junebugwoman
I fucking hate those things.
At 10-11 years old, I was accosted by one which imbedded it's disgusting self in my hair during a car ride home. So here I am, in the backseat screaming bloody murder "It's in my hair!! It's in my hair!!" but my stepdad mistakes that for "It's in my ear!!" and beats me upside the head with a magazine (all the while still driving the car, I might add).
Scarred for life.
animenite97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman or You Are Not Worth Loving Man.
animenite97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Autophobia is the fear of being alone (roughly) so The Autophobe will also work.
AnUnConcerndCitizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Second You Posted in the Facebook Group Chat Everybody Stopped Responding Man
SamTheYounger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
derek3660 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think most of us are spidermen
FridgeFather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderMan
captainsupermarket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflyman
bondvsmarston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bottomless pit man
storyofohno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lossofmentalfacultieslady
Tim-sensei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snailman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfish Man.
Just no. Ever.
meteoritee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility-man
CinnabonHotJizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman
Eterrossy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
jeopardy_junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cat, short for Catherine. Irony is that I'm actually allergic to cats...
lifessolong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not how Batman gets his name, he wants to be named after a creature of the night, so me,....pedant man
TurquoiseLuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear we had this exact thread on the front page 2 days ago
gimme_them_cheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success girl.
Nurray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public bathrooms with dim lighting and black toilet seats man
Power flush on said toilets man
BGW_18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken Man
milldent01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry ladies Rapeman is here!...
Please stop screaming, I'm here to help!
Plaeggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speakydude. I got a debilitating stutter, and speaking sucks. Thus, Speakydude.
DeeNajjEeOh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark Basement Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bow of Ship Man
JustPinkDinosaurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success man
eddy_is_not_my_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkmam
BalusBubalis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daddy's Belt Man"
TrampOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
kydfyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GnomeMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Below Average Wage 9 to 5 Job For The Rest Of My Life Man
mmuoio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm FoundOutYourFetishMan!
math_is_my_religion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oils-touching-my-face man
Ogrelordoftheswamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would a homophobic man be called Gay Man?
ahyuknyuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catheter man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chewing gum man.
GTFOReligion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height Man
Ogre-Time ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Segmentation-fault man
pinkpatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderwoman
totoxz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. The other guy is a phony, he isn't afraid of spiders. I'm the real deal.
Peytoria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman.
Steinlords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rape Cape
CanIGetNandos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothball
FancyCrabHats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What If Nobody Actually Likes Me Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EveryoneIloveIsDeadMan!
Steam-Crow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Low DPS During Raid Man
Mo_Lester69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My reddit username
Heinz-enberg_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asphyxiation Woman
happypolychaetes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeepDarkWaterWhereICantSeeTheBottom-Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CreationistMan
Eggs_Bennett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MeMan
I only fear myself
crownofthepoor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloodman
Rsvrdoge927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman. I'm super judgy, and give you anxiety so you can't think straight. My ultimate move is a heart attack inducing panic attack.
crusty_old_bread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fishman. My fear is stupid and basically makes me a discount aquaman.
Mordred7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone man
LADIES_PM_ME_YO_ASS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RelationshipMan :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High man.
I'm afraid of heights.
khan_the_terrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wendigoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy-Man?
angrybluechair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spellling-mang
Mordecryser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Pandemic_Fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShatHisPantsMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I-ain't-going-up-a-fucking-ladder-bloke"
I'm English our superheroes are all in the pub come nightfall.
En_Taro_Frylock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PublicRestroomMan to the rescue!
Lapsumdeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman?
Tamdunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mangle
acheronshunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothra!
CesarPon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Pretty sweet name
MuffinsTasteAlright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My family being killed in front of me while I'm forced to watch boy
tonywork88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elderly Man
ndjs22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kitchen Sink Disposal Dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Man
notheOTHERboleyngirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobianna!
BEST_WAIFU_2K16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitman.
Cryingbabylady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prolapse lady!
captainsquidshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deathbitch
jamor9391 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publictoiletman
Casteless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal Capitalism Man
none4gretch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Furry Girl?
(I have an irrational fear of people in mascot/character costumes that cover the head. Just full on panic attacks.)
makinglemonade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Unwittingly A Douche Man
thisonehereone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman.
Yes morbidly obese people terrify me. They could kill you by falling on you and not getting up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
jEHkneeTayliAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tragic Accident Woman
VincentVega92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
General existential dread-man
UnctuousObliquity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to strangers on the phone man
TimeTravelingDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman!
tenillusions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark in Pool Man
TheStryfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal Rape Man
bonimy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid of dying alone.
mfranklin243 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibleman
AwastYee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
Fucking fuck needles. Nuff said.
Well, it's in the same place on the visible cringe pedestal as my imagination of how it feels to get stabbed in the thigh(idk why the thigh..), but it sounds better.
Starlord72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
dawsonj20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Brain Aneurysm
Rebelliousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Undertow
T-nawtical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asphyxiatioman
NovSnowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadline man / Debugging man
Syncal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Sotordamotor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety man.
I fight crime by avoiding it.
Adddicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emotionally Available Man.
SheffieldAbella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Komodo Dragon socks on a slippery linoleum floor man.
Hedoin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailedExam-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman
joha7231 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.... oh wait
thepoorestcompany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly-sucks-your-brain-out girl
Aztecah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman. I dangle criminals from cliffs until the repent.
mesocookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changing out of my robe into real clothes woman
XSplain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Sober
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy Long-Legs Man. (Less funny name - Crane Fly Man)
Fuck me.
Just to answer the inevitable question: I have been woken up more than once by these buggers dancing on my lips and face. It's fucking awful.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderlady
whoami_gsd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GFMan. Praying that my gf doesn't see this comment
painahimah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown woman โน๏ธ
theyrerobots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe not being able to find a public bathroom man!
miller69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rape man
mamaluigi2064 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain-Aneurysm-Man.
bellyfuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
Kaxras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman
pillowpants101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
JohnnyRhino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
Rhomega2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Man. I attack once and die.
TheUkraineTrain2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
Sedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Person.
sex_on_wheels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going-to-prison-for-a-crime-I-didn't-commit-especially-a-crime-against-a-child-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I don't like spiders so I guess spiderman?
.....shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
.
rfd_ahsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dollwoman...
inzane81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility lad
therunawayguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... Spiderman. plsdontsue
max420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Man! Wait...
ipoopskittles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Candy Man
Strolltheroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
cmdrogogov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployedman
Flylighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toilet Spiderman
MisanthropeX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public restroom man.
so_legit_bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult Life Man
rprandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coackroachman
MerelyAFunctionary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Improbable Man
watchitfall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking on the phone man
AchillesRoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdman
PeteKachew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
JamesShay99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
soylentcoleslaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman! He... oh, it seems he's tripped getting out of his car and broke his legs. Guess he won't be fighting crime, let's all point and laugh at him.
8u11etpr00f ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
DeathbyHappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accidentally-Punching-a-Baby Man
richardthecomputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chickenman.
dammit.
Lorunification ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LightAndMustardInTheFridgeMan
InternetOuttageMan
hussef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman ?
YerMomsASherpa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plumbing woman
KarrlBiGarrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderboy
delecti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needlewoman. So either like Scarecrow or like a heroin addict.
BurntUmberit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public-Toilet-Man
airoman123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wasp is already a thing โน๏ธ
DoctorWafle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High man!
budbutler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
beeman
Jadccroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being slowly skinned my Ramsey Bolton-man (aka Reek)
soparamens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Man
col_clipspringer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
prison rape man
hometown_holly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman........ ill take it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ItBurnsWhenIPeeMan!
GhostCouch12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man or heightsman.
red_five_standingby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
PoeticMilk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parking Anxiety Woman
GGGeezuz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheime...wait what was I saying?
Notmyfaultatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caughtmasturbatinginpublic man.
MrGBSM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judgement-man
Thematt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
Planerkris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wasp! It even manages to not have the obligatory 'mans or woman' at the end
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
CoLDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
aurumae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
Cylon_Toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elastic bands snapping girl
Electric_unicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hightman
I would dramatically stand on the sidewalk gazing up at the buildings
Philthey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably gonna have another panic attack man
DoeSeeDoe123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DumbassesOnTheFreewayMan
faxinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WomenMan
paintchipsforlunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
KushCritic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...or is that one taken?
ImmaNutInYaButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
horrorshowmalchick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironingman
Mint_Fury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bearman! Bears can really mess you up.
Darastrix_Dask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forsaken girl
graboidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scorpionman!
They fucking terrify me.
NearHi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear War Man
Electrocution Man
Daughter Dying Man
pk3348 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman. Its not a very good name.
CarlFuckingSagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo man
ReallyLily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Darklady. Yeah, I'm into that.
EveryoneLikesToHaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Lady. It's irrational, I know. Leave me alone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting analy probed man
worktillyouburk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
responsibility man
Zoidfarbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidney stone man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crocodude Alliguytor Mr. Snek Dying Alone Man
KitKatKat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Butterfly
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The joker
ign108x3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you've generally gone downhill as you've gotten older both physically and in personality, and you're totally going to die alone and in pain because you have crappy life habits - guy
MissWriter1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stubbing my toe woman Driving on overpasses woman
There are several
Roy_SPider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't find a job man
skepticones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adultman
zohi24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma-dammit
c2en ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-Girlfriend Man
yu7654 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidersnakeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High-guy! (for fear of heights)
geared4war ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wife-man. My wife scares the shit out of me. Scientist who has trained in criminology as well. She could destroy all evidence I existed.
Love you sweety!
FUSROaww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Taxes
Dingo_shark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado-man
ParadigmSaboteur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman
theslimshadi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man. I am never the boyfriend you deserve or need.
UbiquitousBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DoesAnyoneActuallyLikeMe?Woman
tyrannosaurus_fred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:31 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like ya.
TitaniumBranium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Snakes = Snake McClain: Mercenary of The Night
Edit: I am a retard and didn't understand the question. I am SnakeMan
MisunderstoodPenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneMan.
youngtyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running out of weed man
brenderman3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl man. Wait. That doesn't sound right
SaganFanboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Voidman.
FriedCosmicPasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting to take a shower so you look and smell like shit - Man
zazzyroot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krltplps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idiot Man!
Novashadow115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Void-man? Nothing-man?
Really, I'm not afraid of anything. That part of my brain doesnt quite work like it should
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That Weird Symptom Is Definitely Cancer Woman
MattMez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
Jamangar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chancla Boy
actstunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-empowered-self employed-single mom-demanding everything-wifeman
jaijaikali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dark
LPFG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ratman
Almostly423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning/fallingman
Punk45Fuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gamma Ray Burst. I am terrified of GRBs. It does make for a cool superhero name.
Algae328 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried Alive Man. I guess Id be more of a super villain tho. Maybe I could be called Graveyard Shift instead.
SpurpleFilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tickle Man
underworld11111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i fear of cockroaches so that makes my super hero name roachman
RiitokencircleR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man... Wait... I need to rethink my life.
zorates17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
Braydeennnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parents-walking-in-on-me-masterbating man
Kpar295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman
joniejoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chickenman
bangDingPow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-girlfriend Man
I_like_vagina_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unintended pregnancy or accidental STD man
a-lonely-panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady of the Lipids! See my mighty fat folds and tremble.yeeaahhh...
tharealbenjy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liberalman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to Hot Girls Man.
SPICY_MEMES101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darknessman?
mysweetinsanityx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.......Spider-Man?
legendaryX1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genjiman..
fatmanny1901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waterboy
DabberDooandYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man?
Gorn_with_the_wind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Man!
ClassySavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ExtremePainMan, with the power to break the Geneva convention.
With his side kick, GettingStuckInAWheelchair Lad!
flyingpigmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feebleman or deadman
I want to live healthily forever.
Dazzaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DarkTornadoMan. The only thing I'm really afraid of is a Tornado hitting at night... Only because I couldn't see it.
goofball_jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open Ocean Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pants Shitter
RyansHappyRiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicspeaking-man
neoj8888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The human centipede?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneasavirginman!
Orion_2kTC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman and Vertigo Man...so worst combo ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Puppet Master.
Stringfellow__Hawke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poverty Man
or
Failure Man
Pancakemuncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing this thread on AskReddit one more goddamn time...man
ImAnEnEnemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Betrayal Woman! The fear of someone screwing you over with every word from their mouth and action in their day!
ericwashere15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lone Wolf
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. I think that is taken already though.
I have a panic attack anytime I get a phone call from a number that I don't recognize. Maybe I can come up with something witty about that.
DoctorFeuer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
boldrthereal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone Man!
Waffleking74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman doesn't sound very intimidating
spazzvogel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockwidowman
Maxlifts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
I_blue_myself_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderman!
wuwinso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain adulthood & responsibilities
agentorange777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman!
Dbxcooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulting-man
HappyNazgul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster Man, or Katydid-Man.
LordOfTheChumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unrecognisedreferenceman
runout5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check bank account man and my enemies would tremble in fear just thinking about the over draft fee. I'd dwell in the wells fargo cave.
TacticalBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needles/Medical Procedures-Man.
I've been stabbed twice. Cracked my rib cage recently. Haven't had a physical in 12 years. I don't do Doctors, man.
NovaFire14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conversation Woman. Conversation Girl?
petermavrik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LivingInANursingHomeMan
kcg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GermMan
TheDrambus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PleaseDon'tBeAPsychoThatTriesToKillMeInMySleepMan!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitwoman...
TheBurmeciaStandard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Spaces and Elevators Man.
nite_wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Clown Doll...........
Agaeris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FAILUREMAN
kaiokenx4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WomenMan
BluePumpkinSkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man man.
I have anxiety.
EquinsuOchaACE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
boourdead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Mr_Snuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falls of Cliff Man?
The idea of that superhero and how shitty he would be is hilarious to me.
Ojpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortality-Dude
TheErickromero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Financially insolent Man!
aidhdbkf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kuttyboy
BriniHollywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
Kempers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Concrete weekend plans man
coderapprentice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrath
PastorPuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
michcond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cockroach-spider-akward_social_encounters-man
mrbananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet I get to be eternity, that's one of the strongest beings in the marvel universe. ah crap, i just became eternal, the thing i dread the most.
SGJohnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman. Darn that's already taken.
OnyxIsNowEverywhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just-about-to-throw-up-but-can't-quite-man.
Well, fuck. He'd help you, but he can't quite do so.
chiakichan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridge collapsing while in a car with closed windows Woman lol
Trento322 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're the worst. I literally asked this question last week and no one responded
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/53oxp3/just_like_batman_you_conquer_your_biggest_fear/?st=ITQ9S463&sh=d93dc402
PencilvesterStallone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Trump-Presidency Man!
Miscaaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grownupman
echisholm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Fuck. Yeah.
wigitalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man O' Heights
LoveToHateMe666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectedMan
Chamchams2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loan debt-man
puzzle_button ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
smoglagorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman.
nurb101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conflict Man! He'd fight crime if he weren't afraid of conflict!
Sho_nuff_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Putting My Dick In Crazy Man
sheppaa13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentist Girl
AMagnificentBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature death man...
thirdfromright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrumpMan
Natalia42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tsunami Nat
natethegreat007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
Sparrowsabre7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man...
Rixxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult responsibilities man
Wolfalex63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drugman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toe Nail Clippingsman
I'd probably need a publicist
Scp-1404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman isn't afraid of bats. He wants bad guys to fear him because they are cowardly and they fear bats.
CaffeineAddict88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman. Hornetman
quickscope420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Stabbytehstabber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ennuislut
MsRinne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's either SpiderWoman, TornadoWoman, or HeightsGirl. Girl just sounds better with Heights than Woman does.
missangel1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman or heightswoman
UncleArthur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man.
PicklePillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hue-man!
Aardvark_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyFutureMan
Scientist_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-man.
Voxous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrAin dAmAge mAn
cartoonking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large-bodies-of-open-water-man!
Corr521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carne Asada Man
googliali2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty women and spiders man!
MuzzleBlast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DentistMan
puzzle_button ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
sAlander4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ApproachAnxietyman
Corr521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting Our Anniversary Man
MrCrushio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Climbing up unsecured ladders-man
GlennBecksChalkboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman.
Kobila-Jahic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Girl
Herry_Up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly girl
Herry_Up ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing-Up Chick
InstigatingDrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman!
Pandorasbox64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madam Needle.
Shabba-Doo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Fallguy or Splatman.
fusterbugles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it.. I'm aqua man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Virgin-man
WeekendBi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idiotrulerman.
Wow. That name sucks.
Hrizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Water where I can't touch the bottom-man
weeson12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother in law man
rologemz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
White cushion
HexTcl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
thekidwiththefa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stuff Hitting Me in the Dick-Man
Betafire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
sirmichaelhunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VagendaMan
jcs_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Social Butterfly
supereater14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingEatenByAGiantHordeOfAntsMan!
Philestor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TalkingToGirls-Man
lecraeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman!
I'm just kidding. I thought it was funny.
ThaNorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agingman.
SmoSays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barfgirl.
Batcave? Nah, Vomitorium
Weapon: Whip-ecac
Sidekick: Ralph
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Spider-Man.
philodendrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don'tFartNowMan
ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and now i have to fart thanks don'tfartnowman
philodendrin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My work here is done. (now don't yawn)
bakedtateO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
POTUS Trump Man
Kattou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man! Avoiding emotional vulnerability in a flash!
voordochtheconqueror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp-man... Those sky demons!
thecrispyb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Receivetextswhileofftheclockfromhisboss-man!
StagnantFlux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dollman.
TheKoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost-Man or
Almost Everything Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wide open space woman.
phurbain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
partyc4t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SeparationAnxiety Man
Pongoyoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sarahjessicaparckerman??
vostok412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Millipedeman.... that's actually terrifying.
Beginners963 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HuMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp-Girl Heights-Woman Air Travel-Lady Cruise Ship-Crusader
xX_Miko_Xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alonegirl
Carl_Corey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Insect Man
Scotsmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lava-jellyfish man
TheCerealKillar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexual assault girl would be my name I guess
YoungLabel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Money-Man! I make so damn little maybe I'm just afraid of it? Yeah that's it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
technicallywriting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large, dark bodies of water.. guy
bfly21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman....
darklivesmatter
But really I'm 22 and terrified of the dark
ifartsometimes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get a lava lamp buy extra bulbs. In my 30s it works.
bfly21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-gf got me a hello kitty nightlight when I told her. She thought I was kidding. Still using it.
randomOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClimateChanger
richawesomness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
El Culebra. Lol. Arachno-boy?
RyGuyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnyBodyOfWaterThatIcantSeeBelowMyFeet-Man
higgeldyfiggeldy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdman/birdperson
THEDrunkPossum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hypodermic Needleman! I'll inject you with any number of different drugs and/or vaccinations, but I'm not gonna look cuz ew.
Disbarring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
depression man heights man change man life man death man cooking man driving man fear man
Atari_2600_Gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
ripleydeadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentwoman
chipperpip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HeatDeathoftheUniverseMan, I suppose. My power to increase a target's entropy by reducing it to widely separated fundamental particles is pretty effective, but I don't get to have a lot of recurring villains.
TheSagaOfMartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocialAnxiety-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain climate change
Deltm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
Nickbanclan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dope-man
brouwjon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult-Responsibilities-Man
Flanman1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bearman
Peace88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cephalopodlady
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Ex-man
Edit: the "E"
TheHamLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Afraid of heights man.
Will go after any villain, as long as they're not too high.
pielover928 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocrity-man
TdotCullen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future me coming back and wanking me off - man
Kyanpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Person!
olishadyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fishman
csquared442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ParentWoman
blahboy10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tortureman
fourkittenspast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain chicken toucher o_O
Clarkshark9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
GurrenLagan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman....
Encryptid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp Man
tankgirl85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being thrown head first into a tunnel that gets narrower the further you go- lady
JediGuy24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling off my dad's shoulders as a kid man
FatAssCatz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bees and or Roller-coaster man
DepChewChew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours should be "Repost Man"
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/54gy2x/if_you_became_a_superhero_and_had_to_use_your/?ref=search_posts
GettingJacked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dropping your phone in the gap between the platform and the train-man
Scrappy_Larue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Destitute Man
I-330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both-of-my-children-died-tragically-the-grief-destroyed-my-marriage-and-I-have-no-one-left-to-live-for-lady
Natdaprat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being too late to comment sections on Reddit man.
Sandboxy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark-window-woman. Or Dark Wi(n)dow for short.
thelazarusledd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one is easy spiderman...uh...is it taken?
DoctorWho319 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooseman.
kessenich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U.S.-nuclear-arsenal-man
SuchASillyName616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling from a great height man
kingandyroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShitRedditSaysMan
RedWhiteAndScrewYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my roommates walks in on me crying myself to sleep because of how awful it is to be an adult man
Chancehighfill1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
Philoceraptorrrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman.
Tech_Assassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DentistMan! I can fix your teeth and your problems.
DisheveledYoungMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal Loneliness man
YodaPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soggybreadwoman
Dumava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
charlsey2309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President Trump
Mjolnr66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying young man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WASPman
hellbriggz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailingMan
abdlextra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh-god-I-sure-hope-no-one-in-real-life-discovers-my-fetish Man!
WayfareAndWanderlust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede..
LordBaNZa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CockroachMan
flicky1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman
Lyonors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Queen Bee.
Not afraid so much as deathly allergic
butternbreadmaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
PM_your_randomthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tubgirl. I'm not really afraid of tubs.
feggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman, sounds charismatic right?
Kmanrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OblivionMan
CaptainDyslexia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...batman
General_GTFO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Being-Alone-for-the-Rest-of-my-Life-and-Never-Getting-to-Experience-Actual-Happiness-Again Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
nichtaufdeutsch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
jeannamuller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderwoman I guess...
Ahyde203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-boy.
imgstd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ranch dressing man
OaSoaD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
TheBrendanBurke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Man
SD_livin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider...man. Damnit
ArmoredSpearhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman or Snakeman
coldhearted_dontcare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackhole Man
Postman_Stat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness Man
:(
Enviro_Spyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking into glass doors man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
snailman :(
owneroftheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderman
Kinas10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Virus-Boy; Arch Nemesis of the evil Dr. Windows and his brilliant assistant, Mr.Mac!
TheCitrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man
Darbaergar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Man. Not a terrible name I guess
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DemonClownMan
Or
MedicalBillsMan
Or
GettingMoreCrippledMan
cils102483 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NakedGrandmaMan
Antrr80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possum Man.
Eristotle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Entropy Man
ajd011394 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-woman!!
Cool
ohchizzledizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being the center of attention woman
Encircled_Flux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unwillingly-Admitted-to-a-Mental-Care-Facility-Man.
HappyGoPink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HumanLady.
WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MediocrityMan
sirynfollyfallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning man... No festivals for me I guess
ohnomybutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
afraid of father boy
HebrewHamm3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
Fesuasda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I'm spiderman
spacedog134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping-My-Pants-in-Front-of-People-I-Know-And-It-Running-Down-My-Leg-Man
Packers_Equal_Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman
eurasianelk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loserman.
buckoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shower Nozzle Man
toider-totes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlsman
Poets_are_Fags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
RadicaLarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Father Might Have to Move In With Me and My Wife Man
MrMonocyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bluewhaleman
CountCuntila ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open body of water
electrohouseFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, Aquaman. Wait...
cantcme13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't fear Nothing Man is here!!
thejesse081 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman is alrighty trademarked so I guess I'm the cheap knockoff version you find in the redbox at the grocery store. Arachnidman
allltaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
future man
VRJ14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep water man
rabidnz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Vertigoon
zippythezigzag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman :(
StormDrainKitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aneurysm Man! HE CAN STRIKE AT ANY TIME, LANA
noob_almost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hospitalman
Allways_Optimistic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FallingMan! Eh I'm not the best...
AnusDestr0yer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
African American man
grimlokslefttoenail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man
Akriyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surstrรถming-Man
Kinggaxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman fuck those things
ModernDayMysticism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely-Nothing Man. I overcame my generalized anxiety disorder to have all the powers of a normal, well-adjusted adult
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
TheNikoHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The snake lover ........
Guzkim_Chizax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bug man.
realdietmrpibb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward conversation Man!
Iconic_91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep-Paralysis Man... not sure how I feel about this
Poppinfr3sh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Industrial Air Compressor Man.
KrippleStix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Man checking in!
littlejewishman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All my friendships are fake man
TheSirusKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EXTINCTION-LEVEL-PANDEMIC MAN
Or
WINGED INSECT MAN
I feel like the first one sounds cooler.
TurtleNamedHerb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
OverHaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other People Man (social anxiety disorder)
Shaunaaaah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Girl!
TheCentralFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Pork factory near my house that's named "Fearman's Pork." I always laugh when I see it.
zanderkerbal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm either Death, The Wasp or Standing-Behind-You Man.
dryhumpback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impodance. I run around naked and fight bad guys with cringe. Once they see my floppy, impotent penis flopping as I dance they feel so uncomfortable they go back to my place and have sex with my wife, Empty Pussy.
Agent1108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impotent Rage
bluejuiselove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man.
Oh wait....
csjpsoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear-Itself man
Maximus125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Oh.
Clyons575 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man!
Sanctume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen-Man
phlipfloppgeorge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
DragoCubed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
jhuskindle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lostmyjobman
Chrisabolic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspdude
DanjaHokkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider....man
grangach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boiled alive boy
Breadmako ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cold void of the eternal unconscious-man!
mmmlinux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stressman
jimcarreyistrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chinatown man
GrapMmollack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All-of-your-friends-and-family-really-hate-you, they-just-feel-bad-for-you man
ledzep4pm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman! On side note, I'm 6'7", works on so many levels.
69username69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman.
TheRealAlvinGigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
MyronBlayze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extreme heights guy.
Jay_of_Blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman.......
yay..........
CrouchingScrotus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FootMayoMan
Donut_2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect-man
NittyPickings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
PrettyBigChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human
Dekeita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you afraid of Chinese people?
nyintensity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poorman.
Bozly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Children man?
Manchild?
ch111i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrokeMan
datduderandom1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing your mom at costco man
jamesg68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving-over-tall-bridge-MAN
Kwa73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess mine would be MarriageMan
NotAManPurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girls my same age-man
-GeneralDerp- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocializingMan! It actually seems kinda counter-intuitive.
thenaterpatater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impetence-man! Up, up, up, up... dang it... up up... aww forget it.
I_Write_The_TLDR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does that mean superman has a fear for super things?
OldSpaceChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SoberMan
UpvotesForLaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call me The Black Hole
mcguire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insanity But Not Cool Crazy Like The Joker, More Like Sitting On The Floor Naked Peeing Myself Man.
kinghardcor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman! Wait...damn.
Icehead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman! With the ability to question years of love and friendship after saying or doing only ONE weird thing!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fingernail ripoff man
kcd2173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown man
HongrlShade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man... how disappointing :(
boop9876 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman
MrAwesome5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am........ALONE MAN.
ShinyDisc0Balls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cuckoldman
Capricola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle-Man
DrBunnyflipflop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crowd of Mannequinns Wearing Gas Masks Man
Lolaindisguise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regretwoman
OverlordQuasar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer man. I give bad guys cancer. Maybe heal cancer as well. I play the long game.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poorman
PepeFrogBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socializingman
wahsneb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fishman
diraniola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How much everyone looks at you like a disappointment man
CondomLeavesARice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
BlnkSpcace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachno-Man or Spider-Man
SmokeyHayes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies Man
bushysmalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman
Forbiddina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man
hulkamaniac25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't literally do this exact question last week? Is it a weekly question?
tist006 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black with guns man
EricKei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either "CongressMan" or "Captain Politico"
highly_caffinated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the disemboweler...I'm an anti-hero
foxfire66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman! I really wasn't trying to be a super hero, I was just trying to get shot by criminals but they keep thinking I'm a threat and running away :c
theborbes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only in dumb versions of batman
SuperDan11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever-expanding-government-man
wickman69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scaredofanythingwithmorethan4legsman.
kguenett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Active Toaster Man.
Capable of leaping over a small end-table when startled by the toaster, he's Toaster-Man!
ralingrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallman
mikealwy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
gueede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Connervr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Abusei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
black people so black-man
Proudly_Obsolete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aqualad. Almost drowning one Christmas has left me very uncomfortable around any significant amount of deep water.
NightmanIASIP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
Dussellus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apathyman to the rescue!
GerudoGreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sobriety-man! Don't make me face those (my!) villains sober!
ifartsometimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
police man?
No matter what you call me for i'll just shoot you or arrest you without really helping at all.
Your crazy uncle is having a break down i'll save him with my bullets of sanity.
EnderofThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Shadow? The Shadow! The Shadow...
fattygaby157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La Cucaracha
sharkuppercut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Run away from danger-man
roundrightround-spin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seamanman
SirPrecision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Disputeanocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
RandomPhantom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark bait cause sharks are scary...
sarcasticmsem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trapped in space and/or a submarine with no hope of escape woman
able1kenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poopdickman
Obtuse_Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having a child man
pistonsajf8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JoblessMan
AmyAloha78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying from being crushed by student debt - girl.
noodlemandan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toilet-flush-man.
Ever since I was a kid, I have always run from the sound of a flushing toilet. I really don't like it.
showmerex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Using a public bathroom to take a shit man.
DASmetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exorcist Man.
That movie scared the shit out of me, and still does to this day. How it would translate in to powers or anything, I'm not really sure, because I'm not too thrilled with the prospect of a demon possessing my enemies and foes, seeing as that might only serve to make them better at their goals, but yeah, that's the one.
Kohilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaa!ThatBalloonCouldPopAtAnySecondGirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitondo
Freedanwill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
jasonmontauk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anthroman
somethingcleverer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsiblity Dude
Underspirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
North-Korea-Man
I magically give people that I touch the Kim Jong Un hairstyle along with his pouting face.
naruto015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulting-woman
DarkMarxSoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Pointlessness of Existence Man
HoboMasterJCP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman!
Wait, I'm already that. :'(
DeliSammiches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terrible car crash man
kurokitsune91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Woma.... oh... right. That's taken...
ButtahButtahJAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trapped in an elevator with a swarm of bees...man.
KazooSoloist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too-Fuckin'-High man
Albertagator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would honestly read this comic book.
I would read it so hard.
Dragon-Snake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeonman!
NotLoganS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Oxideist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depth-man.
Fear of deep water and what exists down there, I can't remember the phobia name.
danthonythegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Magic Johnson
ShareHappyness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man.
paintcomanchepaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise Sinkhole Woman
kwar42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
florida_woman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Florida Woman.
newdocument ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachybitchette
zacch2k10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
ejm4th116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REJECTION MAN
B_FTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rat coming up my toilet-man
calool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cowman, the hero your breakfast deserves
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Parker
Fontaine42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gettingcaughtmasturbatinginmysleepman.
whit0814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
Bears_Bearing_Arms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
mein_optiks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drain Woman
Verryfastdoggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man
timawesomeness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
Or Injectionman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockman. people fear cockroaches so i shall be cockman.
throwawaybreaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonman.
VXTrentXV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Debt and Sadness Man Not as catchy as Batman
Meshakhad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The American Inquisitor.
Dtw96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely man
MacSteele13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
IceOnMyCock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Physical activity man
math-yoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman!
Gtawiseguy3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggot man
SharkDanyulls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-man
the_inheritor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shart man
nickk415 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Man
cookingismything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton Girl. Damn those cotton balls, give me the willies
D_Denman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman/Mayoman
SIimeTheReverend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary fucking clown man
_dont_mind_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman :(
Sabuulia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's going to be a lot of spider and snake men in this thread...
Ale4444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Gatherings Man
CaptainZer0dew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights man... Spiderman...
Zaphrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingwhiletakingashitman
natesdakota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderman! Fighting crime firmly on solid ground. Preferably at sea level.
ABiggerPluggedButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Tauz_g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People-Person
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be Portuguese Man o' Warrior.
I was stung by one as a child and now I fear the ocean.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CockinmyAss-man
mfreels08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The United States impeding doom man
alxddd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Theodorakis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
Task Man
Job Man
CodingStoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man. Not to creative I must say.
NewSoulSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
nexx84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bizarrely and impossibly contracted rare incurable tropical disease man!
Prepare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman. My deadly secret weapon is a venomous trouser snake.
LittleLui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Castrato
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May Never Meet My Parents Expectations Man
Souse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy Man
bodnar97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Man
BborDarb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
scatman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honors Algebra 2 w/ Trigonometry Man
TheLonelySavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying bloody or alone man.
BumbleChaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxidermy Girl
TheSavagery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling debt man.
elpablete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joltman
Skinny92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
whywouldithink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
granny-porn man
bananas21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede girl
S3vares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Letting Friends Get Close Man
pinkponderosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman.
StopDropAndTrolll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seagull Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Encino man.... Don't ask.
im_from_detroit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocket Man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
squirtlegang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom-Man
Cool_Guy_McFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Rape Man
harajukukei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jailman
DragonShadow42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social - interaction man!
Who's greatest power is playing videogames to avoid having to talk to people
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Aussie Magpie cunt
Sadgasmic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
touching man-made underwater objects with his feet man.
or
Airplane man
VikingOfLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shakey scaffolding man
Raudskeggr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choking-on-pizza-while-home-alone-man.
Also spiders.
madgeniusdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of having a job and lives with parents. Unemployed Man. Special powers include: 1 sleeping 2 Playing video games. 3 Watching T.V 4 Eating your favorite meals and snacks. 5. Pretending to be useful. 6. Complaining about life being bad. Tune in to the next issue to see the new adventures. Of UNEMPLOYED-MAN!
whyisdew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear Holocaust Man
Dragonfly42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer girl
capybaraluver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skeletonman!
Jedimasterbader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man...
get_the_reference_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sub-Mechano. Pretty badass, really.
demalition90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amputation-man.
FrankGoreStoleMyBike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two-Failed-Marriages-Man
Ektadizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socially awkward man
Brother_Lou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STD-man Not sure what my powers are but my suit is made of rubber.
LouiseJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
SupremeSupercows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rape man
3utterFingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee stick man
cinikal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i am Nothing-Man!
SansFinalGuardian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
spootypuffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LedgeMan.
ThatOneKid1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAndBeingWrongAboutMyFaithMan
imaybejacoborbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My own blood-man
DoctorGarbanzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain-getting-stabbed-in-the-eye
sporabolic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
40 hour work week man
lordusan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inevitable Heat Death of he Universe Lad
t7george ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electric Bugaloo. Both dancing and electricity are not my friends.
mistahkurtzhedead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownbaby.
sm12cj14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LargeBirdMan
brown_emergency ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Dude
Gr00ver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClaustrophobicMan! Or, alternatively, TightSpacesMan.
ProgKitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Have no fear! I'm Everyone-I-love-will-eventually-die-and-I-might-outlive-them-all woman, and I'm here to inadvertently cause an existential crisis...
Edit: Or possibly, Still-awake-but-paralyzed-during-major-surgery Girl.
Ololic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid people man
Yamiash101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
FirstOfThyName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black-man
Plazma60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life, man
NagaMcscaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gooutsideman
ends_abruptl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxman.
patient_zero84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man.
vydda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear Tipped Rocket Man
Burning out my fuse, up here alone...
LickMyWalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human interaction man
Lukozade2507 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repost... Boy?
faithlessgaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dolls that come to life in movies and clowns man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Mgmegadog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a super power.
Gh3rkinman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman
Ololic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary mean people-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
smileguy91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Low GPA man
Blowthehorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phonecallman!!!
TheBloodWitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkness Woman
ailaikkomtrikru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GiAntMan
DeadpoolAlpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman...
...I'd pretty much be a good guy Joker.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
SeriousEnough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm The Moneyman.
st_pugsley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
HarryBalszak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. That one's not taken, is it?
chefcook666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
MacTennis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Multiple sclerosis man Aka the trapped mind Aka party for one Aka emotionless Aka the under reactor
coverslide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sittingonmyshirtwhileshittingman
wicks81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enjoyment of Life Peaked at College Girl
Voyage_of_Roadkill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Not-close-enough-to-the-bathroom-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectionMan!
james_bond_junior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoiler Man
rzar94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing-up and taking responsabilities boy
Largemike32197 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rejection man
ionwesker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy man
Megakill1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman. Ok I did not expect that to come out that way...
WalropsHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StyrofoaMan!!!
Uck I just vomited a little.
WOOKIExCOOKIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaweed-that-you-can't-see-man.
Maddkipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha, see-man.
DangOlTiddies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Woman.
Writing that made me cringe
Maddkipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least you can survive a nuke.
DangOlTiddies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
True. And I'm nocturnal. And I fly.
Maddkipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's two up on Batman. So there you go.
DangOlTiddies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he's a millionaire, and I'm repulsive. But I'll take that little victory! :D
Maddkipz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There you go!
islandstyles671 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commit Man! Leader of the Commit-MENt
Shogim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
Random-Miser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually retarded but everyone around me is acting like I'm normal, and I just can't tell the difference because I'm too stupid man.
Wyverz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
climb back on the horse man
Averuncate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathgirl. I kinda like that name.
GingerGuerrilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crippling Debt Man
LinksMilkBottle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning-to-death-woman.
I'm talking about that scene in Final Destination 3 where the two girls are trapped in sun tanning beds. Oh god, the horror.
celicajohn1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman....
Nokovic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Alone Man
sesto_elemento_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
AManHasNoFear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Based on my username I guess I'm just Man
FugaziRules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rolling skating man. Ice skating is fine.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman! I'd probably be a terrible superhero since I'd just contribute nothing and sting the shit out of anything that irks me...or anything I go near for whatever reason...
inputrequired ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man. Time to copyright this shit.
StepPapaJohns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School-ShootingMan
Zombie-slave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloodwoman or Needlewoman. Not sure they work very well. I wish I was afraid of cooler stuff.
Spamakin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking-Up Man
publiusnaso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Australian Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insecurity Man ... Crippling depression
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alien-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seagullman
djramrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god...
Maddkipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of these would make amazing Mega-man bosses.
smileyriley011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman, shit that ones taken
begaterpillar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death.
GassyWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman?
flj7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Giant-ass centipede woman. Stupid basement level apartment lets in all kinds of weird critters.
Jakrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lettinglifepassmebyman
Parkraft123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bootleg-man
self_loathing_ham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
HawianCheeseball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
Sion0x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep Paralysis Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, just Spiderman. Because let me tell you, even a non-radioactive spider biting you can land you in the hospital. A radioactive one? Fuck that, just shoot me.
anghus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthood Man
Nightstalker117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman. I'm being serious right now. I look down the stairs and panic.
ndewing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything-with-over-six-legs-with-the-exception-of-tatantulas-man
Zprutluder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobodylovesmeman
shawnpinch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriend read my search history man...
TheVegetaMonologues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting-my-hand-stuck-under-a-rock-like-that-one-guy-in-the-desert-man
Yousucksomuchgoaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Account balance man.
OnRedditAtWorkRN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OtherPeopleMan
JMFWeezypop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
fragment137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing-everyone-I-hold-dear-and-dying-alone-man
peweje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
GooberDooSuperhe-roo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mosquitoman! Basically make me Kiteman with a 3 foot straw in my mouth, and a knife on the end.
Malhavoc430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something Happening To My Cats Man
really-Ihaveto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Vomitorium
trailblazer345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown man, the dark chuckle.
brownpanther2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man
Blake326 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
debt man
BretHartsSpandex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman.
I'm afraid of people.
MeadFromHell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction girl, or carefly girl. shudder
JIG1017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilities-Man
bermorlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me man
Absurdionne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG please tell me you're not pregnant man
tmacnb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman!
dReam24601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling-down-the-stairs-girl!
Mkilbride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Society Man
tormach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Womanizerโข
Citizen51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalator Man
Deviknyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgotten Man
Alternatively: Insignificant Spec Man
2muchedu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure or Loser
robheffo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Death Man.. I am Fear Incarnate!
robbdeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling debt man
FlygonsGonnaFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of being a failure to the people he loves...man
MagnusRune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slipping while getting out of the shower in the bath tub and crushing my balls man
redditguy94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christmas beetle man
Dogfish_in_Paris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain Surgery Man
Xerciss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
chemtrails250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal poverty man.
helmet098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Grasshopper
Gondel516 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfreakingspiderman
pablos_moustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
Frogs4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Gatherings That Require Small Talk Woman
adamdarwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-coughmaspluttern... help....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GettingYourDickCutOffMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bell-mouth spillway man
Bearmancartoons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
garlicroastedpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointmentman
I don't know what I'd do if people didn't like my powers.
vivazeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
GottaBeGrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pool vacuum man
TheQuiet1994 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazingly, Spiderman, who also happens to be my favorite superhero.
SyrianSizzurp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gatman
jkvincent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plummeting-to-a-fiery-death-in-a-plane-crash Man
crzycanadaguy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The falling fuck-tard
KaizerFuckingGibby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm motherfucking Spider-Man, BITCHES!
pursuit_of_happiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Bite on tongue while Sleeping
Clarinettochris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future of society man!
M1Goblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ketchup man.
ViZeShadowZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, fear of failure, either that means i always fail or I never fail.
Neverfailman has a nice ring to it
svander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Water Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penis-Man
ImNotACopStopAsking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocrity Man, to the rescue!
mangoestriedtokillme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Worm Girl or Failing Out Of College Girl
ShotgunSmile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison butt sex man to the rescue
HalfMoonSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leeches and ferris wheels.
So... Leech Girl!
Or... Ferris... Bueller, I guess?
jayboogie15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LifeChangesMan
DrearyBiscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman!
MiniatureMadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
P01N7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Detached buttonman
ArgonSam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MOTH MAN
blindjedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dentist
Zaro_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:51:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentalman
OriginalUsername71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
corhei1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat girl lol
spank-you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babyman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large tanks of water-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weightlossman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clowngirl. Fuck those creepy bastards.
pratty96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
climate change man
Sirmello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
i_am_your_redeemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
castration man.
akchick1971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Woman
nightfrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
mspires ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationshipman
Shawnvonnoodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman, here
sb120985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man.
milanhuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Choosing for myself in what I want to do with my life but disappointing my parents in the process-man
jakafina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making-a-phone-call-to-strangers girl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swanboy
snowflake-7000001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... Getting caught while watching hentai instead of porn then mother asks why cartoons!? Why don't I leave the house? There are reals girls outside Man
Jhatcliffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swimming above man made things that have sunk in a body of water man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hotelman
jumpman64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Biggacheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Man. I fear medical ailments of unknown variety
willbillbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
CulDeSax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton Gets Elected Man
ZannerTheBanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black man
Smartestguyintheword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closetman
LackOfHarmony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Girl.
backwoodsanarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Commitment
LoveThatJoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smelly Poon Man
bocamoccajoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being killed by snipers as Sharp Sho-
djevikkshar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soberman
DuckScientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being stuck head-first in a deep crevice with no way to move my arms or get out Man.
KingWoloWolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PregnacyMan!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frog woman
DaBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I refuse to be Roach Woman ๐
Cyphmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasptornadoman
coloreyesbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
black man
euphguy812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
Peripheral72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Car accident man
ParkwayDriven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman.... Fear of Drowning.
DingBatButtFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Seagullman.
joeythehamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping at a public restroom man
Arrow_Riddari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightswoman Roachgirl Horror film Woman Ratgirl Lizardwoman
Born2dodishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelynessman...
DrRetrobeef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
devi83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People-person.
pootyskoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bumblebeeman
GeorgeLovesBOSCO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man!
ojoman2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bananaman.
Hey, wait...
the_ging3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
heyarepost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After being alone for 30 years, love man?
Cashrunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COMITMAN
ShartingTom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beaverman
AldersRazor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My-ex-came-out-as-a-lesbian-right-after-we-broke-up-and-I'm-the-reason-man.
Costanzaman for short.
edwartica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louse man.
MustangMatt429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Deep End
Duckcave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baldman.
DallasManCarlos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VirginBoy
themikeswitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
crazay97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bug in ear man
titanicnarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feels-Bad-Man
thx1138- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of sticking my fingers where I can't see because spiders, man.
shiftybattlecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confinedspacesman
sgparhar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overdose Man
wdb123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electric Bill Man
Dason37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leaving-more-debt-than-inheritence-to-my-daughter-man
Pizzanomnommer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman...
urinesampler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina man
THATGVY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Colon cancer man
Selkies86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My child dies before me man.
Choopytrags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life
Jelese111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried Alive Woman.
Fuck.
ArcMeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Joblessman or Strokeman
effectedsum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman .-.
Redlodger0426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman is here to save the day
Garblon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fishit
allfalldown_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyoneincludingmyselfwilldieandbeforgettenforeverman
Zaro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgottenman
RoMaGi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clickerman.
Because The Last of Us kinda scarred me.
anythingyouwant4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unable to Follow My Dreams Girl
Pluffmud90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogman
WGiK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oversleepingthelarmgirl
Rikks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna die alone - man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Loner.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
intimacyman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reoccurring nightmare man.
JimHadar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
JDawgSabronas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outside-man
GarugasRevenge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InterviewMan
Nebula22333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being worried that everyone is secretly judging you-man
Markusstanden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
THE_Masters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Spider
DJ_Molten_Lava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear War Man
Molpheus3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
disneyprincesspeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being stuck in this dead end job and never going anywhere in life and my family will never be proud of me woman.
Or for short, complacency woman.
GreyHexagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone finds out my throwaway man
QueenAnneBoleynTudor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Pay Woman
I'm always amazed when I have cash leftover. Like...all my bills are paid and I have more money than I expected left over. Not sure if I missed something or...
dredawg1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feminaziman!
Khower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
responsibilityman
Koolaidman767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthood-man
xkwizitlymt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentalman
CleverChoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papa roach
gaytheistfedora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hung Horse Man
blasphemicassault ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rodentgirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rejectionman
Bathorygod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison rape
Lokarin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noise Marine
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social man
zeta3232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman.
o0_Eyekon_0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackmanwalkingtowardsmeatmidnight man
bell-91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman. The fuck
Aaayyyeeelmao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman.
bcarlzson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GetGirlPregnantMan
R1gger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man.
cowsaskme5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motivation Man!
Seriously though, I can't stay motivated about anything... I get bored and stop caring.
c00kies44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always single and depressed man.
butteryvagina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ladybug
tired040 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman.
I'm really popular in certain areas.
PM_ME_SEXY_NERD_PICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-forgotten-and-the-world-will-move-on-and-never-remember-that-you-existed-man.
didgery15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great white man... It's a shark thing
the_pyrologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
No_Mercy_4_Potatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman! :/
justinheyhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
sabertoothdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suffocating debt man
flipmyknife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aid-man
Lasabian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Die in a Fire
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Jalapi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
Unheroic_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie Girl. Well, at least I'll be a pain in the ass to kill, I guess.
HotNeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
flyingpig66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman... sounds pretty cool actually
cabe565 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman-MAN!
moongiggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buildings Collapsing man
my super power is im so dense i have the ability to collapse buildings by stamping, and then have a panic attack while doing it
titaniumhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loud wet chewing woman
smellyGoonerCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Segmentation Fault Man
That_One_Other_Dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stepdad man
Charlos3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LonelyMan
cabe565 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies-man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladyman
azasinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeassman
spambot419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Workman or Commitmentman.
QTown2pt-o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
KarthusWins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning Man
legionofnerds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failing-all-of-my-classes-man.
goodbye9hello10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mostly everything man
dorfoolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hole Prober
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevator man
Lift man for you ladies and gents from the UK
Kstrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
aloquacious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
Namllih ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman?
flyingpig66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A fear of wo?
Namllih ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The joke
Your head
firegodmc10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Societyman
Boom_Chicken321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underwater ship propellor man.
Okix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggotman
Awesome .__.
rgonzal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CancerMan!
buggiegirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Kids Will Wake Me Up At Night Woman!
_ComradeZero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women Man
Made_you_read_penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home invasion man.
The great thing is I already have myself an established rapport with every news channel ever. For the wrong reason but still.
michi-e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
chrisaffi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
28_Cakedays_Later ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
phuzzyday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman!
RespectGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why I'm Die Alone Guy!
Alwayslookinup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Touched Eyeball. I have a complete phobia of anything (other than an eyelid) touching my eye. Watching someone else put in or take out contacts in my idea of torture.
Twelve-Pound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Tick. Why does that sound familiar? :p
teddybearcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
randomusernamechoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
missingmylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Girl
khalam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People man, ironically
thrustful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Childman
baronvonbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Struck by lightening while masturbating in the shower-man
bowman9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
alxhooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noticeable Public Erection Man
TheOther-Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Paper Cutter
ruiningyourgoodtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything-with-more-than-four-legs Woman
CirkuitBreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
MLSpud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being an adult man. or ManMan
Unicorncuddletime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one will love me enough to take care of me when Im old so I'll die in a home man.
plai679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manman
cheezballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything Man
GrampappyJoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is dying alone and body not found for 8 months man taken yet
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Rape......Man.....
Rahburry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unwanted pregnancy man
bananas_for_everyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imgoingtodiealoneman
throwawaybuttplayplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying while masturbating to futanari and discovered by my mother, wife, and child at the same time man.
DilbusMcD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights, Needles and Shipwrecks Man
dboyder222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman That shit is scary
jim_the_joke_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not getting the joke man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
igorwithlicor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-heights!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladiesman
Akasen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
Pinkkypie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning woman
Not_my_day151 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Roundworm.
Sentient__Cloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lobster-Spider-Death Man
CrazyDayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Tick.
Reshish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Responsibility!
Arctis_Tor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
Thisguyfucksamirite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting pooped on by a bird....man
mcwhopkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horsewoman
jehgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rat Man. Classy.
Taciturn_Elevator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Connection!
Cynmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freefall. Not afraid of heights, just the sensation of falling....so, no, I don't have a cape.
docastanzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ultracentrifuge Man! Lightning fast, but if I lose my balance I might kill you or rip a hole in the nearest wall.
Noah2x4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life-boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Criminals of Gotham: Batmanman
babybelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amputation man
vimmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crippling failure lady
SadisticChipmunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cliff Racer (afraid of heights)
Areyoulyingtome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell no I'm not going on that rollercoaster, man
motionblurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'm the next Spider-Man reboot.
QuantumTM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaspMan
Brugman87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
JayLaw84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diseaseman or Dr Disease
addison92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a little late but I would be ketchup man. I'm a fucking freak.
ayitsnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AIDS MAN
Pick_Me_15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
cap10wow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sobrietyman
BNLforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The iron flame
elburko25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle man
kaekwon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot air baloon-man.
Beodin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Tick.
silvergenesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man!
honeycakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone man
fucksakeyouprick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to women man
Camel_Master1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harambe's Phantasm Man
TinkeNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student Debtman
z-ctrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Water. From my fear of being in water where I can't see the bottom, be it the ocean or a swimming pool at night.
Lia-Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrel Girl
DataEast1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Daviemoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman -.-
Devourer0fSouls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Fishing_For_Pandas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poisonous animal man. The number one reason I won't live down south is because there are poisonous things down there that don't warn you.
Invyous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
feelsbadman
ManlyTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insecure-Man.
Kellianne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cicadawoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman, i'm scared af of the dark.
Also sleepaloneman, scared of sleeping alone too :(
Mr_Robot0_beepbzboop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfishman, Centipedeman, or Appendicitisman. I'm not too sure which is the scariest of them.
SexyLordOfCindee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood Man
cinesav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Toilet Man
omegamuerte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leaving my house man
QuipLogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NightWasp
kmalczon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slug Girl... yes, it's sad...
TheSpaceNeedle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impending financial doom if my country/the world man
rottdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heartattack man
Rdc1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Constrictor-I'm a big guy and when ever i'm in a small space or a situation where I can't really movie I get really anxious and freaked out
HazzMadd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Dread Man.
I incapacitate evil doers by making them think too much about an uncertain future, the realities of global climate change, their own mortality, and the eventual heat death of the universe.
Suicidal_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herr Height - able to avoid high places with a single nope.
ronnknee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't we already have this thread a few days ago?
Scrimshank22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BigDogsExceptRetriversOrLabradorsMan.
BuildinMurica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man!
Djbrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownbitch
Usagii_YO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult-man.
CosmicFlipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public restroom man
skyrenxrene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
bidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burned alive in a car crash-man.
I_Has_A_Hat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
greiton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment man. Or snakeman
Thespoderweeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakegirl
teh_tg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidney stone man
Le_blancodiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump Man
This_User_Said ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle Woman, Syringe Woman, Phlebotomy Woman?
Cherokeejon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Owlman. And the possibility of not having kids-man.
Smokin_Weedle__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man.
booktome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Descending Woman
Heights don't bother me at all, but falling... falling freaks me the fuck out. I'm fine with being up high, but if I feel like I'm going to fall at all I completely freeze up and cannot move or I'm convinced I'll fall.
bidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My butt is too big Girl.
dlrowehtredrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School woman
jasserschram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Responsibility!
Rios7467 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
TooOldToDie81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyMatchOnTinderThatIThinkILoveIsATrannyMan
Yallneedzeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laid-Off Man. I am in a career with no job security and feel it every day that I could lose it all.
Robbie_The_Bruce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FallingThroughIce man
Sirpwnyourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitman
dbirdflyshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women man
Flippy32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Giant flying Texas cockroach girl.
Dont_Surveill_Me_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pointlessnessoflifeman
Answertron2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman - I'm a woman and both spiders and men terrify me
peterthebigfatcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone and poverty stricken man.
Aelian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SlugFace.
bionix90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman.
SenorDangerwank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman. Or Heightsman.
mustardcorndog69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doll Mummy Amphibian Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
getting-stuck-in-between-the-elevator-doors-while-dropping-my-phone-down-the-little-crack man
bloodmoon2004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
Webbmeistor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Unknown Lady
FuFu_Panda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man or height-man!
StarkWolf2992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
ry_guy_2822 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClogginthetoiletatapartyMan
Siriacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man.
the_reddentist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hummingbirdman
Jumpingflounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looking-out-the-window-at-night man
IanGecko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frozen in Liquid Nitrogen and Tipped Over Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Treadmill man
vaping_vegan_ironman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Man
silverosprey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo-man
bigpapamuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GHOSTMAN! I was bitten by a radioactive ghost and now I'm dead. Henceforth making me a pureblooded ghost.
heronumberwon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Ladies man. ๐
p5yk0t1km1r4ge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely, old death man
wje100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infertile man. Yeah me
jakemg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unwanted pregnancy man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Election Guy
Sgt_Jupiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Burgoonius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
and I'm not even lying... Spiderman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
v&man
Swichipot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forklift Woman!
patrickbrown3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrelman
perr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
noneedforpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Sid2k16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stained Glass Window MN
cryztlmath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reliabilityman
Largesorenipples ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken asshole man
Nemesis_Bucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
China Man
encyclopediagalactic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much the entire world is Spiderman
manliestcatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
VaderD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployed Man
sleep_to_death ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear War Man Abandonment Man
ThickLipsLeroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
African-AmericanMan!!
Joetato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to people on the phone Man.
reeses4brkfst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone Man
Meih_Notyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small Talk and New People Man
KillerElfBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Pregnant" man
eldritchelder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
GiraffeFetusArt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale Whisperer or Monkey Woman
theycallmemini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vaginaman
niikhil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tyrophobhia .....holeman
catslapper69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pilot Patrick
TheFabulousRBK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A-bird-shitting-on-my-head-while-I'm-in-a-moving-vehicle-again-Man
Kantsai_mai_naim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Struck-and-killed-by-a-well-timed-brick-falling-off-of-an-old-building-MAN!
I_was_once_America ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Trypophobe.
susrev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Planet(ary Environmental Collapse)
I'm like Captain Planet only I can basically only sit back and watch as everything I love, and require for life, about this world goes to shit unless a literal miracle of science can reverse the damage soon.
AloversGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationship Commitment Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shittingmyselfinpublicman
I_Like_Ahri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
x_R_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Killed in a Horrific Car accident man!
Poggystyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The clown
Shinygreencloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super Ass-Hole Ex.
Tru-Queer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suffocation Dude.
Fogsmasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have no fear, post-graduation employment anxiety man is here!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling man
TrashyThrower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women man
eirani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mistakeman
SFRoussimoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Man, which is funny considering I'm 6'7"
vederman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobic Spider-Man
ieatass2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttman.
snugglyaggron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
Random_182f2565 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepydollman!
loveinyourmeowth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShittingMyPantsWhileStuckInATrafficJamMan
Tru-Queer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman!
johnnydanja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
KTheOneTrueKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
...
...
Hm.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infidelity Girl!
powell614 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Work Man
LexSenthur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am afraid of falling into an unground pool full of jello. Too weak to support your weight, you sink down, unable to gain any traction, unable to move or breathe or escape.
Jelloblivion?
hiphop_dudung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttsex man.
Comes with my own themesong buttsex, buttsex, buttsex is the best...
Rob0pope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commit Man
Temperment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long Term Relationship Man
redhotchillibean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nogoodmusic girl
Goofie_Newfie69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GIRLMAN
MrHappyMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UnemploymentMan
TigaSharkJB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
iirvingg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Demon possession man
vortilad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandoned Man
Creative_Profanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SuperLongDarkStormsWithEmergencyAlertsMan! Or just SLDSWEA Man. Pronounced Suldsuhweah.
Clispin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aidsman
Searingwings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Situations Man
FatKidsRHard2Kidnap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pain man or hurt man, injured man
Anchorali15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midgetwoman
CommaGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bald-man
CaptainKyloStark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AlienMan
26ace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugman. shudder
kjean1014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Tubal Ligation Didn't Work Girl
aztechristian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deportedman
virtual133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
iamdrjonah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
Nac82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman...
5FingerDeathTickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man!
ClamHarpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chilidog17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado man
The_Rim_Greaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lover Boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
pjn_on_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoWiFiMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conversationman
Tungurbooty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale Boy
Not_aMurderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Cluster of Holes Kid
kewlslice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Livingman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Postingmyopiniononredditman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either GettingLostman or OceanCreatureMan.
GREYPELT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-interaction Man, away!
McHaggis98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oven Girl.
I have a fear of all hot cooking appliances :c
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monkey Man
sports_is_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man, oh wait...
TheCreepyLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Snek
kwik3h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
Shosh1088 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ToadGirl
smartreaderdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apnea man
Unit88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hurting-my-friends man
vndyau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Using that logic, what would Superman be afraid of?
Luxily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
kusanagisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Commitment!
Abandoned_In_Alabama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
human centipede
DrVenkman44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
herpesmyderpes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never having a real career man.
GamerGirl_79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Woman.
edL222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
Mccalltx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
IronOhki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oblivion Death
Nihilistic_Marmot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnglerFishMan
habitablestorm3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yogurtman
mimilured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unstable relationship man
DaveThePowerSlave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Physical Pain Man
Myrnalinbd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LonelyMan!
richmana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornadoes and/or Earthquakes Man!
fukkinmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
June-Bugger
orcscorper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing Man. Nothing left to lose, nothing left to fear. My power would be a void at the center of my being, sucking the energy out of every around me, sapping the will to act from my opponents. A hole where most people have a heart, that dims light, dampens sound, and withers hope. Imagine Marvin the Paranoid Android as a projecting empath with darkforce generation.
iTraiHardd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frog man. I hate frogs. Slimy bastards.
Angel640 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
death man.
texaskid01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
death man
SnappyMango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ventriloquist-Spider Girl
Brain_f4rt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Debt Man
TribeWars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
stevesy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
tumblr_was_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
TheSchnozzberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman!
jaymelynnster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small talk man
Silvercelt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark Girl
ClitLiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assrapeman
MMonsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public man
Ninjapirate92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lightning girl
hi-def-dj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Livestock-man
TommyVillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
traduce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naked old man in the gym locker room
hucklebutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
merows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure woman
Ashybuttons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Garbage Disposal Woman.
AverageFatGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gym-man.
killallthejuice999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark man has a nice ring to it. Too bad I'd be to scared to fight in the dark.
RemyRemjob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eye Contact Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman.
riggleit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature Ejacman
ReverendRyu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Event Man.
Bionic_Bromando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
afunnierusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature ejaculation ..... Man
deadrainbow78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility man
TonyFelony- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rug burn guy
IamBobaFett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasshopper man. I hate those long legged fuckers.
shshshayla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Lady
rurounijosie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Afraid to initiate conversation with an attractive woman and or making the first move to ask her out.. man :(
WillBocephus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
LJtheHutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The roach
brandaman69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asian Hornet man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never finding love Woman
toonhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
baechulgi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapewoman?
FO0LOFATO0K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sticker Boy
BrokenhondA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Money management Man.
I'd imagine myself like Nighthawk. I started out as Batman's cheeky young side kick Frivolous spending boy.
Then years of experience and tons of near misses molded me into a much darker man.
It was rough but I think I'm a more relatable character now. Budgeting is harsh.
Looking_Down ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies Man
RRUser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Man.
Not like I've ever done anything remotely inmoral, let alone illegal. But screw that, I ain't going to jail.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob Woman.
Fml
thtguyjosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
worst.. super hero .. ever https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/534ae455c20d91b33b7460012e96b885.png?resize=540,304
LaurasHairyBonita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
ScribeVallincourt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone-I-love-just-died woman. Bringing unending and awkward grief to a meeting near you. Able to clear a whole room with a single sob.
jimmydogjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
HugeOilersFanboy9794 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
SrirachaFlash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Failure
glitteryfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angrydykeman
Szzntnss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why I'd be the Dick Mangler!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman.
evewow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RaisingachildMan
DingJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man!
Musicalmeowmeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitwoman. Nope I'm out.
itwashimmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Clown Lonliness Anxiety Relapse Failure Dad
pradeepkanchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Man - and not the tiny nail size ones, Imma talking finger length roaches common in Asia and other warm climes!
PhucItAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyKidDyingMan
StretchMarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lonely, man.....
RAMDownloader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoonman
ketlourd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Girl
s13driver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
nipplepoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man
UtMed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness man
bleachqueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Air Balloon Girl
Thevelociraptured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingalone-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing-man
starrysoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Bearded4yourpleasure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
deucewayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having-to-hold-in-a-fart-after-sex-with-new-girlfriend-man
In_My_Own_World ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
TheBayHarborButcher9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. My fear works out pretty well in my favor here
eternityhacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AdulthoodMan
Ico_Kathaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman, Void of Nonexistence Man
Redheadwithoutacause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncanny Valley Girl. Kinda catchy.
TheDataMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman Oh, wait...
nicklogan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asshole-man, not scared of balloon knots, But of people..
Dadams80120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakupman
JustThatGuy1290 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Spider-Man... Let's go with my other fear. Needleman... Sounds like a super addict to me
conormj10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ManBearPig
Alakai13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeless man
Sezbicki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
AscensionWhale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
davegoldblatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fearman
dubyadubya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glutenman!
BrotatoChip04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
ihunyack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
yrulaughing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider... man...
deviltrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being hit by my sister woman. Or abusewoman.
Threads_Connect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fallgirl - climbing high, but never ever looking down.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stairmaster (man)
I broke my arm inflatable chair surfing down the stairs. Now I get a panicky feeling going down stairs.
me_mk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talkingtowomenman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussy Slayer.
Because I drown stray cats and I get a lot of teh sex.
Autarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman, or more specifically, Jawsman. Mom, what were you thinking taking a 2-year-old to that?!?
kwoodz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Parasite
bebopblues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
Blaziken99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
EmeraldFlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pigman
Fuck you they're creepy as shit
Soopercow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rabbit guy
yomandenver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoon Man
nineafterten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man. That was easy. ๐
Drogaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderBug Man
ZacCrowell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaspMan. Fighting my archnemisis Raid.
DrStephenFalken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falsely imprisoned man
redcolumbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bag Lady, the homeless avenger! I make bad guys' entire hideouts vanish from around them, and then beat the crap out of them for their tie tacs and gloves.
ZedPupps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit Man
Digitigrade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YourHouseCatchesOnFireWhenYouAreAwayAndThoseDearToYouBurnAliveAndYouCouldn'tEvenTryToSaveThemBecauseYouWeren'tThereman.
RemarkingTwain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother-in-law Man
tyrannustyrannus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Passing of time man
yellowstickypad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiskey Dick
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repost man
Donna_Higby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrist man
TheRectalSpelunker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man. Sweet.
FroDude258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future Man.
I have no clue what I am going to do with my life in any real way and it is a bit scary.
Otherwise, Snake Man.
MoscaMye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalator Girl.
... I am not brave.
LearnedHowToSpoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Terminal illness man
Wraith_GraveSpell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman. Not sure people will warm up to it..
runtimemess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting sharp object jammed into my eye-man
buckus69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AttractiveWoman-Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman or commitmentgirl. I shall fight my enemies with FaILurE!!!
Oudeis16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... Bruce wasn't afraid of bats, he just thought that bats were something his enemies would fear. So by that logic... I guess I'm Hillaryman?
Philsrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being hijacked and crashed into a building man.... doesnt have the same ring
TheForceIsWithBrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentist man
aytiayt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buriedaliveman
No1eFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallingman.
Yamilon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
rube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever NineToFive Man.
JackBelvier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stairtrip-Man
dan__wizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
robcdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
N1H1L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ExamResultsMan
Teen-pregnancy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bigot man
OG_Lunch_Box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man. Forever with my sidekick and antithesis: Crippling-fear-of-being-alone-Boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emotional Connection Man
ForceGauge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failing-at-anything-and-everything man!
letmereaddamnit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman./s Dreadlocks-on-whiteguys man. That shit freaks me the fuck out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Aquaman'? Lol maybe not. Perhaps 'Drowningman'
SoulBoundX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tuesday, November 8 Man
nattyyyyynoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnant man.
Garblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oblivionman
XSeverePigeonX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
insect mam
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human man
waygookinaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becoming a Cat Lady Lady
Crook_Lid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
hollander93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustro-man
VladmirShootin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-alone man
barbandit87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foreveraloneman
Chase1338 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman for now.
bandrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward situations man
DR4G0NBORN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Flesh-Eating-Virus-Deep-Water Man.
Grimey_Rick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeless man
Srslyhammerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rickety Ladder Man
IAintNoWeebleWobble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StabbyMcKnifeGatorHeights
float_my_boat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lightning
SubcommanderMarcos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM REJECTIONMAN
dark_kite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lack of Control Man
kcpks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raw meat man
AlwaysInnocent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disapointingman
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything that can fly and sting me man
chadio3814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WhaleMan
KidKickingRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma- oh shit.
friendlessboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan, BeingAShittyParentMan, WhatIsHappeningToMeIHaveCompletelyGivenUpMan, FiredMan, MyEldestWon'tMakeItTo18Man.
Felonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corporate manager woman!
Rezog99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inherently incapable of any form of success kid
lady_Reddragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClownRoachTortureGore Girl
hope-opotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wind turbine blades being hauled down the highway-girl.
DontJealousMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointing My Peers Man
lithobolos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KlanMan
Otabao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
GralphOfNeverwinter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrannyMan
BooDog325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentist Boy
Gamerologists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interactions Man
sa007ak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
R_DUBYA_STL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not Living A Fulfilling Life Man
Qanul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wormwoman
TheMannWithThePan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm spiderman! Wait, shit.
MrDobolina12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain heartbreak.
Sovietrussia92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shino aburame, I can't stand swarms of insects.
SchmeddyBallz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man?
whitemills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping in public restroom- man
kajillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Children Man
Boco123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
doggydav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleocolypse
-PM-ME-YOUR-BOOBIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Calo4562 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Man
markneill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UntechnicalCustomerMan
TasonJoddisHedRood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FirstWife-Man
bandrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother Man
silvapain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accidentally shooting cum into my own mouth man.
nikkicocoa7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HomeInvasionMan
axlvonhymengrinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man.
Maybe.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Non-Existent
rwarimaursus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello darkness my old friend.....
But no for real....IM UPSIDE DOWN ROLLERCOASTER MAN!!!!
bubadmt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee man
Furzderf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stagnation Man! He wishes he was Insomnia Man, so he would never have to sleep and could actually be productive and get personal projects done!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IntimacyMan
Gcheez420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Behold Clown-man
the_international1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Australiaman.
tauzeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Cosmic Ray.
Literally could wipe out life on this planet any instant now.
bluemaciz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Woman, Diving Board Girl, Heights Woman... Wow these are kind of lame...
brennanfee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be nothing man.
I_am_AmandaTron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrel Girl
starkillerrx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear me, for I am BEE MAN!
Killa-Byte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Computer turn on man
csbphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fall Guy
arkham_horror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll-be-stuck-at-this-factory-job-forever-and-never-run-my-own-bookshop-man.
pointyhead88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
James?
arkham_horror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:24 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes? Wait. What? Were you able to pinpoint my identity from that post?
pointyhead88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:12 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends, do you live in southern Ontario? It just sounded like a guy i know. Used to run a bookshop and last time i checked has a factory job.
arkham_horror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:50 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middle-America here. Hopefully that other James has gotten out of that factory life. Unless he wants to be there, then good for him.
temp_sales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady-boyman
Onehandedheisenberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someonediscoveredmyredditname-man..man..man
HezMania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling debt man
EvilNeverBeatsUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit girl
adam_nl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment lad
GuardHamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Preggerwoman
Xekr0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pick sock dude
kingofstormandfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being on a bridge man.
Eddyoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
Sinyk7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rickety Extension Ladder Man
Hot_buttered_toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection woman
MysteryBros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeverAmountsToAnythingMan
Electric_Balls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myownthoughtsman
Dean403 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman...
Rbarber4141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
rbourbon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sock Puppet Man
rrussom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BlackMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pickledude
8483 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homelessman.
Livingloveliz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede Lady
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping elsewhere than home man!
BeefyT79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
iblogalott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood Test Man
BurningRubber24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soul-CrushingMediocrityMan
Jdoggone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything man!
esoteric_enigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
Gingersnap0711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mascot-Girl
I have many random and inexplicable fears but my major one would be Mascots going to Disney theme parks is basically my worst nightmare. A furry convention would probably send me into a panic attack.
DGlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman. Little to "My Name is Earl."
zephyrIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man! Here to save the day... But don't bank on it
Torcal4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asylum-man
esoteric_enigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
waggy43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
ginger_snapping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontation-woman Able to avoid necessary, but unpleasant conversations for years!
the_other_pink_meat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentist Man!
Princess_Little ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pegging avenger
sean7755 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuzzy-Wuzzy Man
Fuzzy-wuzzies are what I called those hairy house centipedes when I was a kid, and I often still do.
breathethewhitelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LadyBug
vogonicpoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Trypophobia.
Look it up.
New_York_Rhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever alone man?
New_York_Rhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO WAIT.. I hate sob stories. Fuck that. Spider man?
ByWillAlone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downvotesman
Fletch_McCoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderMan...shit wait...
final_boss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success-man, away!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderbabe
boredag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationshipwoman
JacksonvilleJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach man.
m1randapanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkwoman
Danniboi_TX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
INCONTINENCE Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Fletch_McCoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain anxiety
TransitJohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ignorance-Man!
-TisButAnAccount- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Man, they can even make a movie about me, call it "The Dark Knight"
IIAlleyCatII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MonkeyWoman ... Eeewww.
Walkensboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationship Man
NahanniWild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becoming his father man
Ralof_0f_Riverwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
forty1thirty6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
j1akey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HomeInvaderMan
LeiaTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Cop
DominionGalactica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leechgirl. but I'm not sucking anything other than your money. >:)
superthrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussy with teeth man.
mermands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frog babe
eddeee_banana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloonboy
NerdiCorp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wormman
Dragn616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roombaman... how do they know... where to go?
jillyc03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tiny holes girl
cherchezlafemmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am...CentipedeWoman! Run away!!......
Robonglious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parrotman
dreazlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tap me on the shoulder from behind and watch my exaggerated startle reflex kick in man.
ultrapampers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ungoingmotoristman
darkkeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:10 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PrisonRape Man
pattperin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Behold, social situation man!
stainfart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A world without hot dogs... man...
hanger_shark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep paralysis man
samozen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loudly Flushing Toilets Gal.
Vulpecula22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I-let-everyone-who-needs-me-down-person
hydebehindchainsaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakewoman
HoodedLum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman
mcshaggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really Small Places Man.
I had a panic attack in an MRI machine, so I guess I could be CATScanMan.
Aquamaniac14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman
4NDR0M3D4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
KingPops6603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife finding my shroom stash man
bigdammit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aids man
Namoric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman (late to the game, so if this a duplicate, sorry)
f_bastiat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catheterman
MisanthropicZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living To See Another Day Man.
With the power to drink myself to sleep, existential crisis perception, pessimistic vision, and the ability to slip into a depression that is undetectable by others.
michaelscottforprez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsguy
SlayerOfLegendz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DecisionMan
indianmidgetninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider
manwomanpheonixlord98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reallysharpandpointystuffman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doorbellman.
Old timey non-electronic doorbells from my old student apartment building are my trigger due to total 100% purebred assholes that kept ringing my loud-as-fuck doorbell every weekend night for four years. There were also people driving motorcycles in the hallways, potheads playing with fire extinguishers, floods, and total disregard about their neighbours. Four years of torture and dreams of shanking one of the kids with broken glass.
Nowadays I live in the old part of the town, next to a sailor who comes home for three days maybe twice a year. Sweet, sweet silence.
SammyT623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
123bumblebee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Girl
SillyDavy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ExistenceMan
MsAnnThrope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquake Woman. That could be cool.
gods_fear_me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman, yes, I'm a transhumanist. How did you guess?
blume99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big Brother Man
buzzkill71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Man
betterthanmatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Islamman
MzHarleyQuinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TurningIntoMyMother-Woman!
sparkly_butthole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh... Antwoman.
Antman's wife?
peepjynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clowngirl.
Ceo21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Using a plate that still has food stuck to it man
popalov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madnessman
gooneryoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stinky Vagina Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waterman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man
peachtruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacyman
rw552 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely-Man, with my anthem as The Incredible Hulk theme.
brooker1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am global war man
Ejaculad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling depression and an unfulfilled life man!
radicalmanatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
isobane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haunted House Man!
Bearsandgravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middleoftheocean girl?
ginja_ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman, I'd get to be a huge edgelord too which is a plus.
Cathalisfallingapart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trypophobia-man
rocklou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthood-man!
chapin444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain ex wife
_-Dan-_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman.
YouAndMeToo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexual stage fright man
lydsbane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman. My suit is always wrinkled and the seams are crooked.
Dinsdale_P ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ballerinaman. oh god fucking dammit.
KingPops6603 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilary-Trump Man
mannaroth8000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female Man
Dalton616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aids Man
Neziani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laborman
jedmyth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
SHavens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miraculous Ladybug
Acester47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dadman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oblivionman... which sounds like an anime character.
Ndavidclaiborne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidersman...cause who's afraid of one spider?
RadSpaceWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably Successwoman, Embarrassingwoman, or Evilwoman. (The last one has no relation to that ELO song)
RestlessHeartGrenade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Man (or maybe Public Speaking Boy. Or Asking Out A Girl Man. Either one)
weightroom711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
circle_of_neglect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kneecap Girl
pricelessdiamond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflywonan
suchdownvotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ctr-f "lifeman"
nope
Lifeman
Jovial_2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:12 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mortal-Man
nicorns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unexpected Knocks at the Door Girl
Obeythesnail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suddenly realising I'm old and time ran out woman
JaeTheMenace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
being alone man
dtjeepcherokee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High guy
lsessio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornadoe.
JoshuaRAWR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman... wait a minute.. Isn't that already taken?
azabyss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
Jacnife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vdman
Phyfador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perpetual Debt Woman or Captain Poverty It'll probably be on my tombstone that my family has to pay off.
Noble0o7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercutman
felio_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me man
trollslayer214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man!
MadammeMarkus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early Stage Parkinsons Man
immortalreploid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman
knf262 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
titanTek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WakeUpDuringSurgeryDude!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InteractingWithAnythingMan
Expendable_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am 'nopeman' you've probably never heard of me
pornborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MakeTheChoiceOfSavingOneSonMan
Amierra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
snakelady
ThrowAwayQ72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-woman.
โฆ
jcw4455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
That's not too bad.
LegendRaider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman.
gogoramon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parasite Man
sykotyctendencies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
echidbiaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social encounter man
CJLogix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turkey Boy. My dad like to visit his friends farm often. There was a big turkey that kept chasing me.
JovieStovie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ChinadollMan, or Dollman for short...
rummpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reasonable Commitment Man
Kolipe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stable-Relationshipman
GKinslayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Girl-Guy I have been told when a spider has walked across my hand I made a noise that my co-workers said sounded like a little girl freaking out. Well they said is between gasping for breath, seems my reaction was also funny as shit to them.
Studlybob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeverBeHappyMan
Kaynin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triangleman
Bikesandkittens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becky Man
Ihavebadreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear me..
for I am the response to your shit comment!
I am the judge
the jury
the executioner!
I am
Downvoteman
SFdubnation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scary Movie Man
UNIPanther043 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shart-while-having-sex-man
Ihavebadreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Completely valid fear you have now passed on to another person.. so.. thanks?
likeanovigradwhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
SilverShadow2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Ma-...Oh, wait.
Saito1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StudentLoanMan
4pocrypha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh.
Public Speaking Man, I guess.
NMF_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
broken1i ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach Man
tahcamen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soberman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickmunchingsharkman
Bombingofdresden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abyss
mighty_bandersnatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death-lord.
HarmonyOfDespair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man...
The jig is up.
NadaGerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle Man. I sound like a heroin wet dream.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suffocation man.
rolfraikou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the Scatman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
RancidFruit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man..
RiverSongTheDM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
KrazyTrumpeter05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman but....
AbsurdStoryTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Child Predator Man
sithxlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women body builders-man.
osprey413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enochlophobiaman
ModernGunslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heterosexual Man
Scorn_For_Stupidity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painman
midlifefuckingcrisis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AccidentalPregnancyMan
spunkychickpea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finishingmydegreeandstillamountingtonothing
Man.
Abadatha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman, but my friends just call me Bojack.
BNaoC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Sounds pretty cool
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running eagle, because this girl doesnt do heights.
AdamsHarv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashman
vtbeavens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swing Set Man
:(
shotputprince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:37 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacyman
IrrelevantLeprechaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-Unwanted-Man
Satyrsol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman or Hornetman, hell, even Yellow-Jacket-man would work too, but in Marvel they just kinda drop the "man" suffix and I'd just end up as a wife-beating d-bag.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um spiderman
not_from_this_world ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Car Crash
thespymachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Kuido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherfuxking spiderman
_shaggyrodgers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:51 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Person
Halfapoptart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's underneath man
Chumbolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureboy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High-Man Well that worked out perfectly.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
life planning man
LatuSensu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popping balloon man
ktmrider119z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IdiotMan
Athrul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-but-only-when-they're-above-average-in-size-and-move-towards-me-unexpectedly-and-in-a-sort-of-abrupt-manner-man
amiintoodeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:13 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortal Man
HevC4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enters my name here
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider clown man
brucoffeemanual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
ailardo100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancy-Man
Rando_gabby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adultchild
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spinosaurus-shark-holding-a-Minigun-man
Funnyguy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great White Man Shark
Danierusaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FeelsBadMan. I'll see myself out.
M00SEishere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidman
doc_dro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:43 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman. I'm also high, too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rabiesman.
Pretty sure that'll strike fear into the heart of evildoers (or anyone really).
Jristz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado of Terror
TheFannyTickler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:46 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peter parker
Tess_Stickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shart Man
Box-ception ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DissatisfactionManchild
LordShtark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NotLivingUpToMyPotentialMan
Makabajones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsible man
headpool182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:00 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HeightsMan!
maxschreck616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Werewolveskilleveryoneyoulovethenyoudiealoneman. Yeah that about sums it up.
imtruwidit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:03 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood woman
Fox_McCloudy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:07 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
iwasonceamachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickbuttman
boundandcovered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murky Water
coolmanwoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning Man
Pandoraexpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alienwoman
moosecakems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkwater avenger
Amaris_Gale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hydromegalothalysaphobia Girl?
DatNOLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:25 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
TheRedEminence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funnel Cloud
WhoIsHarlequin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:44 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercutter
Placido-Domingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman
ravenclawedo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A.S.S. Woman! (Awkward Social Situations)... the name will also create the scenario it represents. It's a vicious cycle.
potatoesarethedevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High places guy.
DaveDruda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:05 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Credit card bill man
shaq992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:22 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
ajkkjjk52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimersman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman?
nuthinbutbutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:36 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Half the planet would be Spider-Man
davecm010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:48 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
gabihg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely spiderman.
b4xt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alligator Man, or Crocodile Man but I'm less likely to encounter one of those. Alligators, though, at the moment I'm surrounded.
dexmosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
fptp01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spinal chord injury man. or even, survivor of horrific incident man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gapingvoidofeternityman
Baked_Schwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conflict man
barabusblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liceman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BlackMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:15 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open Waterman
Axemann11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overbearing womanman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman!
Mysticalcolin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman, I'm terrified of the those little yellow fucks.
OfMonstersAndMeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:24 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Inevitable Empty Oblivion Of Death-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflyman
xDrSchnugglesx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dementiaman
I'd be pretty horrifying.
Agent_North ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People person...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:38 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bugman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Divorceman :-(
MrShones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
Jacosion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:02 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old people/teenage girls with cell phones man.
I work in busy roads.
Fah-Breezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning man
capitancalzones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
Lurkerking211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:21 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Loneliness Man
ilikecatsoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:27 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peoplewoman and Judgementwoman. Honestly, the latter sounds kind of badass.
VLND ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
best friend doesn't love me the way I love her-man
deathtomayo91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:29 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Criminals beware. I am a man who lurks the streets putting a stop to all wrong-doing. I go where the police cannot and protect those who cannot protect themselves. All who plan on harming others think twice and cower at the name "Being Unwanted, Unloved and Dying AloneMan!"
WhiskeySaturdays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hepatitis-man
sweatpantsandwine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggot girl
popobutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MassiviaBreastius
coelho52872 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foreveralonewoman
The_couch_cushion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Centipedeman
TinyDickPeterson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tiny Dick Man
morriganlefeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dollface.
I seriously hate porcelain dolls.
FBexpat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MissInformed
MNM2884NICK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Killing man
tangoshukudai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:06 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle man!
RickyStanzi4Prezi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:08 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkholeman
notappropriateatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:19 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiskey Dick Man
mad_catmk2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infrared Cam Man
wolff540 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:30 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceman
TheEmuRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:35 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Coincidentally, Spider-Man is my favorite superhero
bulldogdiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:40 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepydollman
bethanybeau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
ErinbutnotTHATone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BalloonGirl
---------------1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:50 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman!
no_no_Brian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:52 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Panicman
AcidShAwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cliff-Jumper.
ThunderGoaat123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
Billybobjoe135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:58 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise Exam the First Week of Class But Then You Realise It's a Dream-Man or SEFWCBTYRID-Man for short.
Well_Dunn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deportation-Man
epifanny16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:01 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear Man
weerdbuttstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:09 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing All My Teeth Man
alps12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:11 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach-man
Chernozhopyi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:14 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman.
Drewco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman....
Penguititis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:18 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tumblr-man
TheUncannyWalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:20 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
MightyWombatMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:26 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman!!!!
M-r-T-a-n-n-e-r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baloonman
Claytonics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:39 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy Bitch...man?
bitchboymagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:45 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homelessman
xsevenx7x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needledick the bug fucker.
Actually captain needleman. I'm terrified of needle. Like run away to the hills afraid.
rreighe2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:49 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cout << "HDDFailureMan";
TelekineticRape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:54 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BulletMan im terrified of bullets
media911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman. I don't like them.
MiddleThumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:56 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman man
sunny_storm__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:59 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment to relationships-man
Macro_Nerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing Man
Max101Victory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:23 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyCrushMan
Red_Febtober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Houseplant man
mdlost1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:33 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalator-man
He'll always take the stairs!
SayJose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
idiotiq_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:34 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cock-Man.
I really hate cockroaches.
Xeneize69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:41 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
GifLurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WhalesharkMan
GloriousClitorious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
Navy_Pheonix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:53 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
or, flying 4 inch Woodroachman
Or we could go with Roachboy, but I'm not too good at supporting pyramids.
Blegh06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inevitable Mortality Man
mallrat32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TransgenderclownMan
FenixIgnatius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straponman
VelveticaNeue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection girl
shesthebest_around ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NIGHT MAN ! FIGHTER OF THE DAY MAN !
maxanthony84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider... wait ๐ค
DwightPunsFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going-outside-my-room-to-get-food-but-there's-people-in-the-living-room-Man
Somanybuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin
phillyfun14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snaketick.
Putiman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clumpofhairintheshowerdrainman
Sonofabic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitch black man (For context I am afraid of being in a room in the pitch black)
iisdmitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I guess I'm Spider-Man but that shit is taken already.
HarrisonFordDead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Landlord Man
imyourgodnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit a thread hasn't made me laugh this hard in a while!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman, or Captain Loneliness.
funkeychunkeymon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
KarringtonMcBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog-taller-than-my-thigh woman.
beltfedshooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Werewolf Man
Akthe47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man....I guess I can make it more original and be Insectman! If it's a creepy crawlie, I get all fally.
ptwonline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman!
GreenKnightOfGilead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Precarious Heights
emanvidmaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gradesman
thelidpatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jailrapeman
fertilisinglump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman
xThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madman, because I'm afraid of crazy people
Visualpoetry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By this logic, homophobes would be Gay Man. That sweet, sweet irony
Changemyprefs2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needlesandheights Lad
areraswen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assuming you swap out man for woman for a female, like wonder woman, I guess that would make me Dark Woman.
weedwhizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free Fall.
FF ๐ฉ
Peridotthepie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman age 14.
endergrrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paralyzed-woman
perfectballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherinlaw-man
doradiamond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Alone Woman
rawbaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electric fence man
The_Hempest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Povertyman
Tattered4lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman.
theletterQfivetimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
I wouldn't actually do anything, I'd just be the person everyone blames for increasing or decreasing crime.
sugarcunts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Woman
themothernut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vertigoman, fear of falling to my death
CaptainKirk1701 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man lmao
Kbob55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The slow cold embrace of the end and/or death man
Vaan1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nรชdleman.
SidV69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manuel Labour
akimbocorndogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Snake
Gogloglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationahipman! I will stop crime by ackwardly staring at it.
MuffinDodge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
WarLordM123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
employee2136487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
bathwhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wife-Getting-really-really-sick-or-worse-when-she-starts-chemo- Monday-man.
sheffy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoonman
Gogloglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationahipman! I will stop crime by ackwardly staring at it.
meekamunz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugman
Jascraft22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Rejection
akornblatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously...? No
ClownMan?
Gogloglo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationahipman! I will stop crime by ackwardly staring at it.
Klingonsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman
ethanfatcheric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Darkshied ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've still got a bit of a fear of the dark, so...
Black Man?
lostsockprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Landmine Man
MoreThanJustJello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dismemberment Man...
StarryJunglePlanet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pool girl
LebowskisOleLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathwoman, but Lady of Death sounds better
BloodSync ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GoodNight man
BilliousN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeseman.
And I live in Wisconsin. My back story is fucking wack.
DaffyDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speakerman
kingofthespork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
BigDaddyTeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
RoyBeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman or Centipedeman.
pdmcmahon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Twins
Flame_p1ckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Collegeman
Early_Grace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thin Ice Man
anonimityorigin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone is Spider-Man
Cloudlessone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baldman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The NOPE!
Kesseleth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hatred would be my superhero name. Few things scare me more than the concept that everyone hates me.
jason_stanfield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Never Having Really Been Loved By Choice And Also There's Cockroaches Man.
beatkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CripplingDebtMan
skanked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Blind Man.
dawkholiday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
POWDER TOAST MAAAAAAAAAAN
delaboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height Man Insect Man
GODZILLA_GOES_meow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado
DeathToUsAllGodBless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
chem199 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ant man, but that's taken. They are the only thing that really bothers me. Or I guess bed bug man, that might work.
IndustrialTreeHugger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkwoman. I actually have a phobia of kitchen sinks. Not bathroom sinks... kitchen sinks that dishes have been in at any point. I actually have a separate kitchen bar-style sink for drinking water in my house for this reason. Lets just say that my hubby does all the dishes.
...I can't even look at dirty dishes from someone other than my daughter our I will want to vomit. And those old people who put their dessert on their scraped dinner plate? Yeah - fuck you.
Eartherry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid of large things, I will be known as Mega! My power, shrinking things, but only shrinking. My arch nemesis, Dark Ocean. My sidekick, The Tiny Wonder.
tutydis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Spiderman or Heightman, which is ironic, cause I'm like 6'4โ.
seththepanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LonelyMan
KOB4LT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog Poop Man
I just don't have the stomach for it. I gag and borderline throw up when I'm near it. Wife has to clean up the backyard.
FelixS5S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finalsman
Wampderdam98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd Be Tarantula-man.
mrlr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeboy
spacesprout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocialInteractionMan
JesusaurusPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small spaces man
Jdaddyaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jake The Snake.
kittykatkisses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antwoman
roshane69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mighty Aneurysmo
PhoenixPhaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake-Man
That's not sexual innuendo at all.
dreweatall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thalassophobiaman
inuit7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
stupidpeopleman
timeslider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abusive older brother man.
jtluebbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prisonman
thyrandomninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma- shit!
Destr0p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman
cadonos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman... oh
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong Dresscode at Function Man
Unable to play Computer Gamesman
Internetless Man!
lucretiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asteroid-woman.
steam116 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede-Man!
GrandIronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manboy
krabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasshopper Girl
Edmf29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man
redrhyski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repossessionman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firewoman
Fuck, I hate fire. I had to do some firefighting training for the Navy and I can't remember most of it because I was paralyzed with fear.
Jam-B ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedospawn
JudoLibrarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm spiderwoman then! That's pretty cool actually..
Dogslug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-Inevitability-and-Permanence-of-Deathman
ObviousCryptic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Turd Burgler
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Commitment.
Time_splitter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman. Nice ring to it.
jav_expert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-in-debt-for-the-rest-of-my-life-because-college-was-a-bad-idea-man
FiltyCasul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalatorman
CryoClone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Abyssman
IronMermaiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice-Girls-Don't-Finish-Last-They-End-Up-Dead-In-The-Bath-tub-Self-depricating-lady.
SirArlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incredible Herp
dedorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am... the WhaleShark!
Chewsford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Owlman
Jigglestuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquake Girl. My superpowers are living in california and shitting myself when the second floor of the parking garage shakes
Keanu_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lostmyjobandwifeleftandtookthekids-man
Nothing scares me like the pressures of modern capitalism.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rogue Wave. I like it. I am signing all business emails thusly from here forward. Yours Truly, The Rogue Wave
TehSalmonOfDoubt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cripplingdebtman
Pattypus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
TheGoldenTrioHP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man
The_BattMatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disfigurement, dismemberment, and permanent blindness man?
the_caveman_chef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Black Stinkbug
A_Gentle_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone man.
AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heat Death Man
buffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outsideman
roshane69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student-Loan man
FartKilometre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hard Working Man
Dozentr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reposts
NilkiMay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakewoman. I wonder what my superpowers would be. I guess i would be bendy and shit.
Mightymash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
javipunani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leaving my door unlocked man
bottomlesscoffeecup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social girl
AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catastrophic Global Warming Man
nanocactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
OffersVodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AmericaMAN!
boilermaker1964 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning man.
Asmr512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a great Cure song.
tjtom3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
The1TrueRedditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman.
LarryLavekio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackmaleman
AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infectious Disease Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump Supporter Man .....goddamn it
Asmr512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But there's already a Spider-Man.
pontepython ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxman
mattevil8419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bodyhorrorman
hemdonG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
usechoosername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Children who wander out in the road man
Seriously, why don't children stay on the sidewalk?
OctavianXXV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hightman, I guess.
NGAF2-lectricBugalou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FiscalResponsibiityDude
BatmanDMR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Shot by an Arrow and Falling on it-Man
C0SMIC_PLAGU3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My-Family-Constantly-Judging-And-Disappointed-By-Me-Man
Sixclynder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mister social anxiety
Thecardinal74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bricked in the back of the head and brutally ass raped by a giant black man...man
JHood_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GlitterGuy
KitKatMasterJapan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failing woman.
WillemDafoesAlterEgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driveman
Paul_Salinsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
slut7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadratman
Edcgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingRapedByMyDadAgainMan
C12H16N2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
tiredone905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rubberband woman
masterslushie432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MothGirl
AttilaTheBuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaningful Relationships Man
gordonfroman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man or Responsibilities man
yehyeahno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDman
theamazing_kcir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Shark Man
anonmudkip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomiting Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
doesn't actually know things just has enough surface knowledge to bullshit through life girl
DocMurph12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Rape Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HorrorMovieWoman. I hate those things.
spacemojo_the_code ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Planeman, I hate flying.
LlamaNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
moosewoman
Jenerys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weak Woman. Slogan: Please don't make me. I'll only screw it up.
Thuggish_Coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Dude
matrix8369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Desision Maker
casualblair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stand back! This is a job for...
Waking Up In Public With No Clothes On Man!
Art4chv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Goddamn WifeKidsandBillsMan! And I don't have a wife or kids yet.
gamedemon24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. I'll take it.
RickRussellTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Important Presentation Man
darthjay81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possum man.
dastuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfishman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Tarantula.
apollo1888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
shersheyquirt5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outsideman (agoraphobic)
zekabear123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Woman
ActThree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Repairmanmanmanmanmanman
third-time-charmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EveryoneILoveDyingWoman
Kopfreiniger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caveman
NiceSasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I promote you to Captain!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning in wasps man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationshipman.
demosthenes19125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationshipconfusedpossiblyhuman
MRtheHOLYone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cripplinglonelinessman
HRHill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bears-That-Know-How-to-Start-Fires Man
snakpak_43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloonman
StrangerToEarth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying girl
42069_Daniel_42069 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spooderman
cheesymold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
IamNonHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman...
Flyboy142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman. Sounds cool.
SwishiestB0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schoolman.
MisterBay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
Squidcreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Claustrophobic!
Copma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman!
Thelotwizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black pussy man
Adelaidekris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Balloonman
thiscontradiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis man
Kevin_Gee14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackwater
Cybertronax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rottweiler.
sentimentmachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oven Burn Woman!
BSkwared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great white man
dj_phistmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anythinghavingtodowitheyeballsman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Larger-than-average-fishman
Aimozz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Situations Man.
daisyboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrumpMan (if it's not already taken - haven't scrolled down very far.)
profgm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointmentman
CoachKC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocket man
jossyboy2580 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
ButtholePlaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Girl
BiteMyDickOff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man!
NewBallista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big-black-rape-man
WhosNaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifesmumman
NiceSasquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BadThingsHappeningToMyKidsMan
Showtime2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spending your life eternally alone with no one to care for you or love you man
twiztidhatchet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being underwater in video games man
genesis530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pulmonary Embolism Girl! Da dada daaaa!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dead fish man
Shnazzyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The tick... neat
bananaginsss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.T.
TheNutTree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strap-onman
chawbooky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping in public man
BaronBolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you would ask my girlfriend, it would be Commitment Man.
PNGwantok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FallsFromGreatHeights Man
commander-vimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprisedeathwoman
Never-be-Ashley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman... srsly FUCK spiders
88nicoled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderWoman. ๐
Orthodox-Waffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
Randomness6400 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Getting Stabbed Man
El_Nasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Man! Wait.. fuck I'm freaking out
Rob1150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airman. I don't like open spaces.
LeafyScrub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevatorman
Garnushim_Implick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most aspects of adult life man
gramathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman. I have a fear of cricketers.
Witcher357 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Major Heart Disease
ryanjoey91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate my life and being stuck in a dead end job with no hope of ever being happy and being angry at every one I see whose out partying and having fun man.
LongHugBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman.
jeepdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slippery slope man. I have a fear of slick surfaces on a angle. Sue me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the Bee Keeper! I run away from bumble bees screaming bloody murder. I'm a 23 year old man
LawOfExcludedMiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Dogman!
Purz1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Hazeringx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
JoinMyBone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man
Smile4thedemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its not a bird! It's not a plane! Its... its... nothing. Irrelevant-man!
StupDawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EvictionMan! To the rescue! Anyone have a pick up truck that can help me move?
DisruptedMatrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rent girl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fentanylman
Lost two friends last year. Was brutal. Is brutal. Dont do powder people. That shit is in everything and will kill you fucking dead
KeraKitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Financial Failure Gal
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobia - man
hoemeauxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
Helepo23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark-Man
Rromagar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Inability to Act Like A Competent Adult Is Harming Your Friends and Family Man
RFEngineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitman
dark_knight097 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this posted a few days ago?
reddit-yes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debt-Man ... ohh boy
CakeyPop155 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being in a social situation surrounded by people I don't know girl
eveweird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowds gal
lingorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Throat-Slit Man
Hurtreynolds2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dying alone man!
Quantumstinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman.
They're basically mouths with fins
ojay93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fall guy
SizzleMeThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried alive woman!
LRose1825 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The-people-I-love-are-dead-girl
Captain Abandonment
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AntiHero Man
33a5t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anallyrapedinprisonafterbeingfalselyaccusedman
mchaney2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
ToasterOvenIsYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
self-man
Henslock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Wait...
KungFuSpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman........ Actually doesn't sound that bad I suppose.....
Mr_Gilmore_Jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
TrumpisPresidentman
HillaryisPresidentman
Asmr512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ironically "Sex-Man" sounds like a porno.
TheJackFroster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Financial Situation-man
imrunningfromthecops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
Curlybrac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom man
GenrlWashington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chickenmanman
spideyosu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insects-touching-me-man
BARubberDucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridgeman
Loganloganlog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoonman Crippling fear of being alone forever man
FPSGamer48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman. Not that great.
Deathman, however, is badass, and I'll go with it!
LoraRolla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"The Fire-Spider Failure" and my sidekick would be Also "Centipedes, Fuck Centipedes, what god would even make those? Boy"
megaynr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sloth Girl
TaurineLine719 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeboy
CrazyEyes388 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying in my sleep to carbon monoxide man
TheBardofTamriel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Zulkhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
gnrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman!
Ambybutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman.
Ed_vaguely_jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost-My-Shit-In-Divorce Man
fitblubber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
girlboy
tyhote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Depression Man
MisterWootzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anythingthatfliesandhasastingerman
aznraver2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
poopooman
xMASSIVKILLx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SplitDecisionMan
witchunicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Woman.
It's a pretty great name, I think.
HelloTosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman!
GoTroTro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...shit I guess I should be swinging around NYC now!
Mossy_octopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depressionman
BasedBoyScout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regretsman
red-moon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
luposlipman
bigoldgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clock Spiderman!
Diablo165 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDiablo165
rbroccoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Post-dated bills overdrafting my bank account man
InsaneDane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reject
DarkkenNiteShade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wants-me-to-be-an-altar-boy - man
HenryKushinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll give the same answer I did in the version of this thread posted two days ago: emotional-intimacy-man.
Bonus:
Wow OP. So original.
willyolio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StagnantingLifeMan
CourageKitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeandwaspperson
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
siriustymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Zappykablamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkhole man
WildBilll33t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. O wait
FOREnd1c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
caughtmasturebatingman
meesterdave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
OppaiGaKawaiiDesu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pen pineapple apple man
Sorry I had to do this
brunomocsa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gayman
BroncoLife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
workman
shmimeathand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paperwoman
RedGenesect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life Man
TerrenceTas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
ObliviousStudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharklad
Betterwithfetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wife doesn't want sex man
LETHUNDERCUNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lake Woman
PencilthinPornstache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
tobysionann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistwoman.
Or
Calling-Doctors-Offices-To-Make-Appointments-For-Myself Woman
KingNothing87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losingmywifeandkid man
slver6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResponsabilitiesMAN
HeftyJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
T_at ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Hypodermic checking in.
Along similar lines, I guess someone severely homophobic would be Gay Man...?
catchyphrase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
coolmando69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
FIossy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Praying Mantis man is quite a mouthful... I'd rather not have the power of twisting my head in unnatural positions...
Wolvenheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AdultLifeMan, the superhero with no manual.
dlcnate1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im "any inseect with wingsman"
spyrospeed99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman. That's bad ass
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Algaroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dementiadude.
Shreddxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Failure
TheFragileSpiral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttstuffman
BigDintheValley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-Aloneman
HeadHunter0053 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
djblaze666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Japanese hornet
UltimateDracoMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthoodwoman.
Bacon_Crispies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
I'm not proud of it.
C0NN3R7xPDX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man to the rescue!
HollywoodLook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Studentloanman
Ocylix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TwitterBLOCK!
centavo71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swinging Bridges Woman.
FunkyRiffRaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intruder Woman
monkeycrayons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Childrenman. Never had 'em, never will. Creepy little ankle biters.
Lazuliv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman Poorman
Shadowsca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SnailMale
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dollman... I sound scarier than what Im actually scared of now
TallCanadianDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-alone-man
SorryIreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LivingUpToMyOwnExpectationsMan
Sgt_Dashie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
FascinationSt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bearmanpig
bart2278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beheadingman
Magnivox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancy Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be societyman
Aidiera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid of people stealing my paint cans, so they call me Hue Jack-Man.
Squonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BecomingMyMotherWoman. My weapons would be passive aggressiveness and emotional manipulation.
Launching_Pad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an Extrovert.
InnominateMasticator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MrEmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Eternal Man
Imagine you find the secret to eternal life, but don't realize it until 50 years later and your friends and family are all 50 years older... but not you. You stopped aging 50 years ago and you cannot think of what you did to change that.
Now your life is an endless funeral procession of loved ones. All your close descendants have died 5 generations ago. At first, you make new friends, and watch them slowly decay. Your life seems like one funeral after another.
But then the government notices you. Now you're in a laboratory being studied for this miraculous occurance. But the scariest part of it is.... you prefer the lab to the outside world. Because in here, there's nobody you care about to mourn over.
Middlenameis_Jameson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unarmed Blackmanman
Spydermn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
XXXnatasliahXXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Niggerman.
i_quit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Consequencesman
TODDI27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone kidnaps my child man
_ScreeN_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman... wait that could be kinda badass.
bpm195 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EverythingMan!
TheEnigmaJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
SubatomicCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread sounds like who's line is it anyway
SnoozeAllDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man
Aarxnw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The human spider
DomHaynie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A La Commode
Gnarls__Barkley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
macgillweer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Baby.
OathOfFeanor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Treadmill Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
theadjunctbrofessor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Man
HACKSofMALICE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insectman
jopeyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggot Girl :(
kingfaroot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Baldman. Would you like to ride with Baldman?
ahaisonline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Isolation Man
L1AMCH0PS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman
Turkish_Royalz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be Spiderman.
w0rdd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Thehunterforce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman... I have a highly fear of heights.
jeffreky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfishman
onacloverifalive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortalbutwithquadriplegiaman.
luckybeavers37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poisonoussnakeman
bawzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
catstrae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby Teletubby Sun woman.
Fuck me is that a clunky title or what?
guacamoleavocados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
k0uch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cripplingoverweightman
gimli2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many spidermen in the world
kquads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
quixotic_barbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One-woman man
Yetiius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope-rope dope; NRD or NERD for short.
FuriousArhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
soldmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
ryohei098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman
ijustwantanfingname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SobrietyMan
dedbeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After a few months working in a produce department that stores strawberries on an unrefrigerated table, I'd have to go with Strawberry. It's a name that could be easily construed as a joke and also fits because I'm a ginger but they shall fear me when I sneak into their house and put mold spores on their food! FEAR THE WRATH OF THE STRAWBERRY!
Edit: typo
DreamYume ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Lad
mcandrewz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon man.
smallLoanof1mil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jailman
VladTheRemover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
False rape accusation man.
NEXT_VICTIM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aneurism-man.
With the power to- *keels over*
TheAyel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommittmentMan
ka3la ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquake Girl.
shadowlaw87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasshopper guy
whyyomamasofly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HIV man
Ackahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult responsibilities man
Yurei2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogmaticthinkingwoman.
2Fancy4Me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catheterman
lemon86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClownWoman. Or CloWo
I_R_Teh_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the fall guy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poorman
metaphlex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happyman
thefunmachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownbaby
bongripafart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman. I'll kill ya
kurtman1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
MrScottehh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownsslothsanddeepwaterman.
JumpingBean12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark snake
DarthToeJam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Celibacyman
Chucktayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman up up an away
kthxtyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not Washing Your God Damn Hands After Using The Bathroom Then Shaking Hands With Me-Man
Yulex2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barfgirl
Wombat_cannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadparentsman.
So, Batman.
valenciagold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderwoman
TastesLikeBees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Politicianman.
tbonejackson81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployed man
spjew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoonman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
social-situation guy
Beardchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfishman.
DrDirtyDingus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Man
beginwithaspin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Girl
josecuervo2107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heightsman. A close second would be elevatorman.
SkillBranch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Wait a second...
JohnPhoelix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResidentEvil7TheBeginningHour man
GarrusHungarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bigfootman
Sharkbird_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Housecentipedeman
KennethZonestar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, Batman oddly enough. I have a severe phobia of bats.
thehotpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ninjaman
_higgs_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.netman
zombieez13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pool drain woman
AwesomeExo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Studenloanpaymentduedateman.
Or, Snakeman. But I wouldn't want to think of how I would act out the gimmick.
_AISP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tapewormman...
StereotypeMustBe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Sea
Dawn_Ray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chainsaw
damargemirad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Leecher. God I fucking hate leeches.
1337thousand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ihaveasmallcock man
snublu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Busy mall full of ignorant sheep man
Lastbronx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waterbug man
WindowsCanSuckADick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeedleWoman
unclesam919 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I-donno-Man always-late-to-fun-reddit-posts-Man
WiscEbravo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mouseman....rawr
Panoptic_Outre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What symbolizes a shortage of pizza?
Clever_Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Banana Girl!
nmsbleezbalb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IBSman
Smallpoxs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
kaylaktastrafy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone girl
MacGyver3298 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain kidney stone
CaMeLyINN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman? damn sometimes being authentic is being unoriginal.
ztsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
joIIyswagman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadchildrenman
demonachizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
jceddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman :/
jceddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or Chupacabraman...has a nice ring to it
inmyrhyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep, Unclear, Water Man
GodOfWarNuggets64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darknessman.
CE3K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingman, deadman, diedman, etc.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SmallSpidersThatCatchYouBySurpriseWhenTheyJumpOutFromBehindStuff Man.
paradox4901 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
bmbdggdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Prison Man".. I don't want to go to jail
ifyouareoldbuymegold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not having enough money at the end of the month to pay my mortgage man
robinson217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man made object barely visible under murky water-man.
AlwayzHaveEnuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead dad girl
AlwayzHaveEnuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like my mom as much...
BasChan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clowngirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallingfromgreatheightsman
TN_Tony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man!
vexleir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Government Man
Mietko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain "Pale Faces Watching From the Dark"
stack-of-books ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think just, Iceberg, would work. I've also been told I'm pretty cold and frigid. Seems fitting.
MrSurname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear Itself man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
Forest_Curtis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancyman
crashtg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede.
prpldrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of these days everyone at work will realize I have no business being there and have no clue what I'm doing-man
Denarious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Debtman
ninja_status_pending ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Standardizedtestman
Xyrsys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevationdude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Slowly Realizing In Your Last Moments You Never Found What Made You Truly Happy In Life-Guy.
honey_inyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgot-Where-I-Parked-The-Car-Oh-God-It's-Been-Stolen Woman
twistedinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear-Man
Tantes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
NakedSpoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
2_4_dolorous_edd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
Albo623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman
outcry1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman
condortheboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
TheOneTrueFoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedeman
chezizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakes and Sometimes spiders-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaninglessman.
tune345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laudroman.
imanoakalright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vast expanses like the open ocean or outer space man.
Voidrith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Thalassophobia.
So.... ocean man? Sea manandswallow ).
whatstomatawithyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman
PopCultureNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StudentLoanMan
mattcampbell0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman
jijimews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
dubiouscontraption ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apnea.
dubiouscontraption ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apnea.
stevebobeeve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a fear is long words, I just really like the idea of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Man
Mine is intimacy. I'm Intimacy Man. I don't like the idea of Intimacy Man.
kickasshobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erratically Flying Insect Man
judd11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rejector
TheBluestLeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidnapman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reclusiveman and agoraphoba-boy.
randomthrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility-Man
(Going with Marvel formatting because I'm a rebel)
knutnaerum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman.
Brobdingnagian_Bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snekman
Pm_me_ur_nbastats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 story heighty mcheighterson
Clugaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Wheel-Man
7screws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
edjumication ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Riptide
Dew_Junkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redditgoldman.
PatriotBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Person! I hate people.
BirdLadySadie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slothgirl
wantsuccess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a people person.
ClasBandicoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jobman!
buttcrusader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FatChick man.
TheDirtyFuture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Christmas-man.
Lostsoldier23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess that would make me spiderman
KulaanDoDinok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man, Dying Alone Man, Common Centipede Man.
TrainerDrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height Man
puntinbitcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting caught watching kinky porn by my wife man
ScythianUnborne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man
HolyRamenEmperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EternalDebtMan
FluffyTheGiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mathman
Nebulous_Neptunium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antman
RedProtoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FuckingSnakesMan
o_opc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider...man
Wait a minute...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Canadian Goose Woman
SumOMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do the dishes man
Jimbobjoesmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShittingPantsInPublicMan
Jellymonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman? But I don't think I'd stick with that one...
trojanfl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exwifeman
KingMjolnir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Awkward Situation Man
Yeah.....
popkornking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She was never really interested man
simpsonknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Umbrellaman. I'm tall and the pointy parts are at eye level.
elliottjones8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
YourBubbleBurster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother-in-law Man
Ink-Stains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failuregirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
grifxdonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mexicanman
chicodustee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ava Devine Man
Persian_Lion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surgeryman. Sounds scary
GrayingMantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DidIDeleteMyBrowserHistory Man
Reaforp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Oh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede-man
rockapotumus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain speaking in public
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exerciseman!
Would be a very...ironic name, to say the least.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agoraphobia girl.
WhiskeyMasterRace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KangarooBoy
johnnybazookatooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AloneMan
JimCaseyJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smalltalkman
UCBooties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Clemen11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nothavingcocaineman
dulbirakan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Workplace Injury
Se3k91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
high standards lad
WGreen9696 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Invasion Man!
SMGB_NeonYoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triskaidekaman
My power is making people unusually unlucky causing them to be undone in bizarre ways. I also use numerology.
Eaststreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turdmeister
alecboliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dollman aka The Puppetmaster
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exwifeman
CookiesFTA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toothlossman.
Fortunately, my power has similar results as Batman, who punches lots of people in the face.
emosongs2cut2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain waking up and realizing that my awesome life is just a dream and now I have to do everything exactly the same to get it back guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socializingman
ooonimrodooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having-a-panic-attack-in-public-because-I'm-worried-about-having-a-panic-attack-in-public man!
Prophage7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-interactions-in-night-club-like-settings-man
Bos_in_the_house ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-man
KayasQQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken-Condom Man
DeusExMachinae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede man, er the Human Centipede??
postpunctual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman-t
MistressDarling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Filarial worm woman (?)
grainjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
matchesmalone10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasssssspinator
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage Man
zenthrowaway17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM WHO AM MAN
Cullen_Bohanon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Heights Hero!
darklordoftech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tobacco21man
MrBlancharizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man
Krinks1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wasp
If I was a sidekick, I'd be Fallingoffaladderboy
blazedancer1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
ActualDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders-crawling-in-my-penis-man
LordofSnails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
helicopterplcrashingintomyhouse man
NotClefable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
thehotpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not converting to clean energy in Time-man.
pHScale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corn Maze man.
Or for a catchier title, The Amazing Maize Maze Man
petermobeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tardigrademan
TittersMacGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cap'n Midget
Qualiquant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apocalypse Man
Abraheezee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Notenoughpizzaformeman
GregBackwards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How-others-perceive-me Man
hawkwings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shy-bladder-man or Squid-face. If you combine the 2, then everyone else in the bathroom will have shy bladders.
extracanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedophileman
VenetianFlame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lice Lady.
Not very sexy.
dolphinesque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting The News My Husband Just Died Woman.
I guess my super powers would be weeping uncontrollably and totally shutting down.
Shit, I gotta call my husband.
alexfislegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkbite
Portalheadmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pizzaman
Squibblus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejecto
redroverdover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
JakeMongoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying Roachman.
IWouldManaTapDat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
SamFlynn1288 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PregnantMan!
MegaPiglatin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombiewoman?
"I am the dead"
quesadillapants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Enclosed Spaces
longtime__lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never-take-responsibility-always-blame-others-angry-at-life-and-wish-to-harm-large-number-of-people-man
wayfarer96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede-man
Halobattlefront ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vampireman
Yobecks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reality Girl
StuntedEvil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrumpOrHillaryAsPresidentMan
heron27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman!
AadeeMoien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bearman. Eater of berries, champion of the suburbs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AtleastonestandarddeviationbelowthemeanIQman. Those scare the fuck out of me.
idgarad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoHorizonWithFogMan. I get creeped out in deep water or vast open places where I cannot see a defined horizon, akin to Agoraphobia but where there is no distinct horizon in view. Underwater aquariums tend to do the same thing if they are big enough (like a dolphin tank at a zoo). Something about the vastness of the space creeps me out.
Widdlemyriddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CancerMan
irishbandnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
rrogido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman
SupesUniqueUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Governmentman
Rachaelish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Water Woman
RandolfPringles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Downvote-man
Tdawgluss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being caught watching porn by my parents man
McBadBitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton Ball Woman
throwawaysoftwareguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agoraman
tanguera86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeonwoman
surrient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Forest Man
Jyiiga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Climate Change Man
GreenLightKilla45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confidence Man #2
FrankieNukNuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallout Boy
billyumm01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
poverty
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman.
Redditmucational ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nun Girl or Failure Woman or Rejection Girl or Ive-done-nothing-with-my-life-out-of-fear-of Failure Woman
Fondequation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman!
dgblair95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
FortyYearOldVirgin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt as FEARMAN!
D34R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tapeman.....
Bananenschreck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
Spacegod87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Afraid-of-the-future woman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp.
Tuchainzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Virginman
notascientistaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schumerman
Dota2isWorseThanMeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careerman
Count_von_Zeppelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman. :(
ImaJustBrowsing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaterbugWoman
WolfInHumanShape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-interactions-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman. Which, given my complexion, I feel might end up being a somewhat 'racist' comic book.
DaMudkipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animatronic Man
Gre8one7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladiesman
ChemicalMurdoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
haha-yea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
knabe4k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cunnilingusman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadpool
DonCarlosVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pregnant man
SendMeSteamGamesPlz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Man
thatsconelover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman!
AATYKON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CoralReefMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Woman or Being Social Woman. That second one doesn't sound as good, though.
NecroPrancer17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugman
WolfInHumanShape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also Governmentman
Direbrian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be named "Falling Man" or "Mr. Vertigo", which isn't that bad being that I'm certain a Hell of a lot of other people would be named "Clown Man" and "Clown Woman".
Edited for grammar.
shadowenx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Existential Dread.
Airstrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deafman
ThatManEli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PublicBathroomMan
scrumtrelesent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rinsing the shampoo with my eyes shut....man?
nunner92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp man.
MadlockFreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Lonlinessman
jv20three ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman. Cue the megaman music
biggestbutterX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steep inclines man
Dont_Jersey_Vermont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton Ball Man.
eyythrowmao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman.
DD225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could never be a super hero because I would hate hearing people calling me Prick (fear of syringes).
Sideshowcomedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Analrapeman
FunkyCatJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa NaNa
TAXMAN !!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Filetoothboy!
contactee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fecesman
Zuriax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilitiesman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MaggotLady!
beete17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
welsman13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeriodMan
Svartben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman.
Gristlechops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sobrietyman.
sonia72quebec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strange-wet-hair-in-the-shower woman.
Hubsterus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redditman
Spooky_Will321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Presidential race 2k16-man
AudraGreenTea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ZeldaWoman
jeff_the_nurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman.
Slithify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman
Cheiffa76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My wife: BarfGirl Me: Infertilityman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Footballman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boring career man
Linoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speechman.
terreldactyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Merfiee03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeastinfectionman
DidacticGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next President Of The United States Man.
losark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man?
Letting-my-family-down- man?
Jeeze...
ScarryNights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Early-Access Man
popemichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison-sex Man
morosophi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the Acknowledger of Self-Destructive Tendencies!
inb4 me_irl
jhutchi2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spooky Ghost Man
elfschatze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fishlady!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evictionman
fungalduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach boy.
SuppliceVI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ArkansasDriver Man!
mantarlourde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just call me the terminator
kaepernicks_socks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ScaryBlackTeenagers-man
ProfessorFog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Itstimeforyourpresentation-Man
GamingNMore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carman
Nine_Cats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Man
DamnedWhenIDid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horse man!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Out Of Bed Man
Tolookah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Powerless man. With the ability to uh... Nothing?
deepthinker314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDman
sweet_chick283 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failuregirl
Double_Yin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never being satisfied man
shockwave_84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midgetman
rufusmacblorf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxman.
No, wait, that's a super villain.
glockRonin23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Anxiety Man!
Stagnant_shart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lots of things man
UtterFlatulence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Didn't we JUST have this thread?
exoskellington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Insanity
HiFromMyTimeTravels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deepwater
Torcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle Man
Women_Logic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Postcollegelifeman
sageintheshadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am a brand new hero...Spiderman. I fucking hate those damn things
I_am_not_Amish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EunuchHerm!
TheSilentMansWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Egoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
drowningman
Jaconian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggot-Man or Grub-Man.
Don't like.
FlyingGrayson85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man, I can live with that.
sushigoldberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale Woman
Whale Girl
The Whale
Super Whale
Whale
I-am-but-an-egg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Psychotic MIL Man!
Bitch be crazy... And a cop
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentGirl
chemistrypanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercut
Lily_May ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach Bitch.
Terrified of roaches.
theHoffenfuhrer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stabman
jonyapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark-man
SyntheticGod8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp Man
Able to sting the shit out of people who don't deserve it for no goddamn reason.
Xman-atomic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman....but I'm deathly afraid of heights.
snack_miller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety-Man.
toomanyredbulls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman is here to probably not save the day!
FrostySt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaspMan. So, Mitt Romney.
grip_garrison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geriatricman
lilsebastian105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dadsnevergonnalovememan
bukowskibae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Childrengirl...Marriagegirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
Wants to die but can't and has to guide people through it. 24/7.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cripplingdepperession-man
chicomania98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman (Ha-ahhh-ahhh)
gingersnapdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thatcottonontopofaspirinbottleswoman
Swegabyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman. Champion of those who are rejected... Or just rejected as a superhero in general.
monkeyfacewilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triangle Man
AwesomeSkateboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AcidentallyHittingTheLikeButtonOnAGirlsPictureMan
Omnipraetor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ripped vein man
hobbesicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman
RogueRebel89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Food-That-Floats-In-The-Sink Lady
Famixofpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
Deathman
iwantrootbark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man
SoulFire6464 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Psychologist Man
jesssea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Woman...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nevergettinglaidagain Man
KillerAlfredo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal Darkness
Double___Dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sp.... Spider-Man..
Mega_Marowak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman! Wait....
sven_gali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman. The bugs, not the Protestants.
chaoticparadigm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman. Fuck that noise.
netramz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman, away! Oh wait...
monkeyfacewilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Person Man
TurdCrapley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OstricheMan
locke1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man
SLiK786 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... Spiderman...
danimal87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitment man
Booh-Radley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman
monkeyfacewilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Particle Man
elastic-craptastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mailman
ecork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Psycopathman
SandtheB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Proxima- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado
thetinkerbelle44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach girl
Vox_Deus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steepangleman
lDrinkY0urMi1kshak3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PayingOffMyStudentLoansMan
Benfranklinballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat white dog Shit man
galaxyprintwhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tsunami Lady! Or maybe Wave Girl would work better.
Twister Sister! Cuz it rhymes.
silvercloverv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Doll Lady
alaskan_werm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
disinshrektant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pukeman
captain-jack-h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Failure Man! To the rescue?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman.
fudgeybhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chimpanzee-man
Bad_Vaio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother In Law Man
LukeTheGeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman
somefknnamehuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toilet water man
Kasavu1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HomelessMan
dreadmontonnnnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ManMan
sam_cr0w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
Numella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man bear pig man
sceptic03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderguy
helpiamnotacat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Garners-Others'-Disapproval Woman!
Imperium_Dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kryptoman.
Small_Pack_of_Wolves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having Type One Diabetes Without Insurance Man. I'm actually living the nightmare right now thanks to some recent layoffs. Feels bad man.
SSJMessi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paranoiaman
Lonelyman
cheejiayuan512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EmotionBoy
JonBenetBeanieBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthoodgirl
ty_rogers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachnid man
WolfintheShadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Hole Man? That might work.
ey51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cottonman
Ermcb70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneMan
Dardanus14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResponsibilityMan
Deathandblackmetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bodily-Fluid-Man
Toastyparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick whipout in lublic through pant slitman
madambawbag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothwoman
SteamyPanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me? I'm Spiderman.
ShinTenken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Virginman
Rebelo86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vertigo
Ermcb70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outsideman
rickthehatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
kingduqc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
puckbeaverton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firedman?
Paranomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immobile in small places man
gojirafan123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling debt man
beneater66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asscancerman
Kiefyking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tallopenspacesman! I'm fine if there's anything railing but fuck just being on the edge of a cliff
The_End_of_All ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did I Miss My Alarm" Woman
windhurtsmyface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BlackMan
mtg-Moonkeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
genitalcarpark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackroomredeyeshittingmewithstickyhandman
HollyWood45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman....works
ALswearwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionwolf?
superdeneb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So, all jihadists are piggyman.
Linked-Theory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the Trumpman
sdmitch16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Eternal Pain
TheeYetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats everyone, karma for all.
jser809 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strangeanimalsoundsman
goobsterface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevatorsman
puckbeaverton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
DrewB4435 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public-speakingman
bourbon_and_icecubes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cicadaman. My loud buzzing and horrifying appearance strike fear into even the most hardened criminals.
LarsOfTheMohican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no one out there for you-man
DepoDemolisher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman. I poke you. Then I pass out.
AlationMath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batbatman
sdmitch16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Centipede or Krill
eagleye_z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man. Oh wait... shit
puckbeaverton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimer'sman
friendlessfryingpan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changing-in-a-lockeroom-when-the-fire-alarm-is-pulled-and-im-naked-man
sewerwater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MissingFiveCallsFromMyMom-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman.
aviddivad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hippoman
Tyler6594 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mormonman
ScudTheAssassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Settingsman
happy_woe108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
Synssins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
jlrowe85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
bigalsplaypen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential-Dread-Man
conman752 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
test101blahblah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
RCkamikaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Potato-bug-man. Skeeved out right now just thinking about a big one.
braizhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman
phantomhatsyndrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No-Internet-Access-Man
Kees-Says ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentboy
ey51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
blackraven731 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thalassowoman
EMTWoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightmareman. They started a couple of months ago, and are by far the worst fear I experience on a regular basis.
SuperCosmicNova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd just be a Black Lantern.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-girl
James2170 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Creepy Clown from "IT"-Man
alex6427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxes-Man
KingOfDunkshire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Virginia Wolf-man
kvasir476 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thousandleggerman
heyjew1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opening-up-or-getting-too-close-man
ALPHAMAGNUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm officially everyone's Arch Enemy. After a freak accident, my Asperger's removed my.logical fear of tornadoes and replaced it with my super ability to not give a fuck anymore, but I relish in the fears of others.
Doctor IDGAF ...out.
orangered4lyf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking man
KSMKxRAGEx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaterMan
QTpiTT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Under the Ice Woman
1snowwolf1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Assman
MadBuddahAbusah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drug test lad.
ZockMedic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
edgy
MathWiz86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
ulmxn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Boy
SmashHaji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Owlman!
mydarkmeatrises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman
Ninjagomaster312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
alustig14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature Ejaculation man
Double_O_Zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arabman
OnBrokenWingsIsoar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
Kiavah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holes Lady?
lebatondecolle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porkcracklingman
fukyourkarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Heights Man
matt1722 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Which sounds badass and super generic all at once.
MacSteele13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
According to the media, I'm either "Gayman" or "Islamman"
Silky__Smooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Toilet Seat Man
N0r3m0rse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That thing that brushes your leg when you swim in a pond man.
BobaZaius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dadman
KirkNonsense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smalltalkman.
Falkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death.
Tomtomgags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responableman
Bigcrusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losemyjobman
palehorse864 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'90s Liam Neeson.
No, that's not who I am afraid of, that's who I am. So, what am I afraid of?
daisyboots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Acting?
Simplyverified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Anything-remotely-related-to-confrontation-woman Sorry I meant confrontationwoman, She enters the room apologizing and then coughs.
beka_targaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult Responsibility Girl
dustyceilingfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman. I have a fatal allergy.
RollingTit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
highway280man
Android24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployed-Man
AmnesiaCane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Effort-Man, unfortunately
primemas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifestopslovingmeman.
andy00mac123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpes man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeworkman.
Estab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning man
cubnole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calculus Boy
MelodyCristo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insanity Girl
I can mess with your mind, I guess? Like that Ace chick from Batman Animated.
Dannybagadonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
FourArmz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HumanInteractionman!
tewnewt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crazy Cat Lady man
Verily_Amazing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Evil is supernatural and so totally unstoppable that there is nothing you can do man
quinewave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tortureman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
BraveLilCoaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home Depot Wood Department-Man
dlsco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
September 11th, 2001man
Marigold16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman!
gandaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
KingBeetle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
hippieoftheinterwubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evilflyingstingingthingman.
Because anything that flies and has a stinger or ovipositor of any kind is evil.
Azathothoursavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tsunami man? Shit, that sounds pretty good!
Spangozilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meman
Skeptidad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wasp or hornetman.
Seriously, fuck those little assholes.
sasquatch606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
Gnostromo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoRetirementSavingsMan
maple2006 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be socialwoman, that sound like a job lol
orionismud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woman
Exsosity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black man
krui24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitman
Kami_of_Water ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needlesman.
Enjorous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parentphonecallman
Source: am a teacher
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Couch Potato Man
guoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moneyman
DrSeey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeopleMan
cuate1bit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boytoad
nickymeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...CommitmentMan
cuate1bit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boytoad
Nukajuka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
CrypticResponseMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foreveraloneman
NDRoughNeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possum Man
rememberthatactually ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicspeakingman
badgerferretweasle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Furry-woman. My costume would be torture to wear.
amiwitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemploymentman
brooklynkurtz99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gayman
fox_doc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark coward
Loloofutah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalator Woman!
DebonairTeddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spudman Just wait till you see the costume!
krui24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public bathrooms man
dhoffnun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployment Man, and his sidekick, the Health Insurance Kid
Altephor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment and Emotional Connection... man.
gnibgnib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
ZedWriter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height-man.
gagefrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PoliticalOrganizerMan
themultigoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monkeyman Monkeys will rip your face with their bare hands.
mywordswillgowithyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunder and Lightning Man
Lardman678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingman
hollakris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
chrisisthefattest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
HSJF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Spoon-Eye.
Mdeezy3042 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
I_RIDE_FAST_THINGS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waterman. Because fuck water, Man.
dishwasherphobia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always get to this kind of thread way too late, dammit.
madramor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cashlessman
kookerpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor man
skyphoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murky Water Man!
bruceg84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
Tsobaphomet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladybugman
Wet_Paint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impotency-man
LeCucumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat Woman
bamfbanki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Planeman!
ellementry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pelican woman
EyeintheSky420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrokeAsFuckMan
Trick85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cageman
Whatsthisaboot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman...
wargasm40k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
AO_Yayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WhiteCopInAmericaMan
les0099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
G man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out of luck man! I'm pushing it every day...
Dazhaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee-Wasp-and-Piranha-Man!
MrBoo88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murky Water With Stuff In It That I can't See But My Toes Can Touch Man.
mgrayart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duh, spiderbitch
anyusernameyouwant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darknessman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety Girl.
SPYDABLAKK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman
slardybartfast8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SmalltalkMan
Edit: no one cares but on second thought I'd made it Chit-Chat Man
Sklushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death man
Yazkin_Yamakala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridgeman
Argarck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happinessman
StuporMundi18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
RafeHaab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La villera (the female not-so-white trash... Doesn't sound as well in english)
zedingdong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you're not Catwoman?
RafeHaab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stalking people is not nice, you know.
kitty-2-karen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness-Girl
throwarambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man.
jeremiah406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting out bed man
NapkinsUnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social situation-man
GreatDaynes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma- oh shit.
sadwer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Severelyhandicappedkidman
KoRnBrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CRIPPLING DEPRESSION MAN
fa1c0n95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
mnsportsfan93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cottonballman
hanman7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am afraid of Han_
thatonecoolkid99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman. Imagine the terror I could inflict by mimicing a human sized roach. shudder It all most makes my crippling fear worth it
NapkinsUnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
America-man
Dathouen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
or
Failureman
dropkick_capt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonderboy
former_anachronism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Woman, so basically Madusa. Awesome.
NapkinsUnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real people-man
lookin4som3thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman.
Reddhero12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did a whose line is it anyways bit like this
jkeegan123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Introspection man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi guys it's me High Guy here, the guy that's afraid of heights.
FoxTrot1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingAloneMan
chowder138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman.
AryaStark20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspgirl
Alucardimum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying from random Final Destination-esque event-man
GameSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heightsman
90908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death-Guy
snakesareracist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdwoman.
Since I, you know, have a phobia.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor Fear.
olegreggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People fishing in my waters man
Veigar_Senpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOCTOR BEES!
Asubatsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Huh, so that's why I try and crack jokes whenever possible.
Furys_Shot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
GhillieInTheMidst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit in public man
Han_Cholo_94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
escherbach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truthman
(I'm a feminist superhero)
GlacialGoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interacting with others in normal situations man
chankhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
joininfluck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bigspaceman - A giant astronaut
UBC-ScienceThrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
SilentJoe1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Needler
deathrider012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living-and-dying-alone-man
A_Booger_In_The_Hand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public-Projectile-Diarrhea-Man. PPDM for short.
akmjolnir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
Kitchen_Sink_Man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going into the locker room during P.E. to change into your gym uniform and worrying that your dick fell out of your underwear and you don't want anyone else to see it-man.
SkolKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Rattlesnake
GoldLeaderLiam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Man
Maxwell1Maxwell2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
Electromotivevolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectman
3crownking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wetfarts
architect1008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PenisBoy
CLlTCOMMANDER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CLITCOMMANDER
props_mayhem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Woman :/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman
cinta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man lol
CalvinElliot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man is taken, unfortunately.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkchaingunman
aeriaglorisss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truthfully, just spiderman. Meh
BilboT_Baggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flanman
CPUrubyheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upside down person.
CollarBlindMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dingleberryman
toiletchamp65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strokeman
Oradi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nail file man
pragueandmaldives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peerpressureman.
Bulletproofmonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain Aneurysm Man
stewthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dankrupt man
tlarham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Altitude!
Texas03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
AnimalCrosser13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miscarriage Woman.
Beejsterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He does?
Beejsterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manbat
Trent1373 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobic Man. That wouldn't work as a superhero, maybe a villain though.
Princesslittlepiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peoplegirl.
Sherlock_Drones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kelp Forest Man
Fatherchristmassdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
leavingthefrontdoorunlockedatworkagainwhencountingthemoneyandthenyourbosswalksin...woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede-man!
kolypie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DebtGirl
KingEmulator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman
Nick4498 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dangernoodleman
pars419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
solid7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My-code's-broken-and-I-don't-know-why-man.
darthbrutus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
TheWiggyDiddler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Familygatheringsman
ChiefSeeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being rejected by a girl i like Man
phaedrablair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoughtman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PrionMan
aurumcor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone Girl
Le_jack_of_no_trades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneMan.
fwskateboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting-hit-by-a-ball-when-emerging-from-underwater-at-a-pool-man.
MissTeaMaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mascotwomen
Littobubbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflywoman
biologicalhighway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confined Spaces Man, I'd basically hulk out of any claustrophobic spaces then immediately revert back to my useless self.
Lyan_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yourmom-man
Phefflin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tiny needle containing medical juice that will help you in the long term-man!
OGWopFro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eaten-by-Sharks-While-Drowning-Man
IsThisUpsidedown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Customerman
97blueberries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imperfection Girl
kansakw3ns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Forgotten Woman
Lyan_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yourmom-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriageman (been married once already no thanks)
ChampionOfChaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lonelyman
Thechoke23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never-Go-Outside-Again-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InmateNamedBubbaMan
duolc84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Notlivinguptomyoldmanman
opacities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StagnantCareerMan
moxious_maneuver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot beverage with a lid with a tiny sippin' hole in it, person.
Mend1cant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casual-Social-Interaction-Man
ballistic90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward social situations man.
mknsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really Don't Want My Parents To Die Guy
iamtheguyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Libtard. I trigger myself before the bad guys. Then I get slappy on them.
Godzilla_was_right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cerebral Aneurysm Man
FR0ST__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman
Shiny_Shedinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Anxiety Man. Well with a name like that I know I won't be out solving crimes.
evan002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman..... I think that one is taken
muteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching people die-man
jhmed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting-in-public-bathroom Boy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Guy
Edwhirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialrejectionman
whiskyydickk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
nincumpoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
Reaganfuctus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man.
MorbazEU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cowman!
cannordaangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genderassumingit
taffy223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark man
AnActualSeagull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugwoman. Hm. Doesn't exactly sound like it'd strike fear into the hearts of the criminal populous.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpes man
operationx420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
chrls3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trypophobia Man
Andrew4017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucked in the but-man
fo4_did_911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy Man
fameistheproduct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SmallTalkMan.
vidar_97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Aloneman!
insanityanarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointment man
Cravit8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably Adultman.
DrunkenWyvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
teejuscripes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationshipman
GingerJack76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That-Dream-Where-My-Teeth-Fall-Out-Man!
cramdizzl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student Loan-man!
Grizzly_Berry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.......................................
BeesForDays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incredible Failure!
bashy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach man. I am the shittiest super hero ever.
heath1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bathroom man
Oh_Man_Neman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be the Homeless Man. Wait...
khronz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Danger Noodle Man
CloakedCrusader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Professor Cupcake, the 18th of his name.
mitso6989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Auguaman!
amerine2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
istandabove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Phister_BeHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dwarf Fingers Man!
I have no idea where this fear comes from. Its embarrassing.
GoodMorningMars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Boy
youngnastyman39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BlackPeopleMan
akjohnston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal man man
VTwinVaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public nudityman
radickle_e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado Lass.
thecorporateg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
mjgattas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman
verylovelylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becoming-my-mother woman
gnaxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hippoman or horseman. But I'd freak every time I heard or saw my name since I have hipophobia.
yeahwhuteva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boring Life Man ๐
justsarah_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspgirl
TemujinSociologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceanman
ashtonprescott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
everythingman
DestructiveDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Mushybananas27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name would be 'unknown-man'
TroySC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DoberMan (got bit by one as a little kid. Love dogs, dobermans scare the shit outta me)
Oahumanchu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
wifichick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nevergettoretireman Workingforeverman
HotpotDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdshitman,I don't mind birds in general but when they fly over me I'm always shifting to the left or right,I keep my eyes on them or when they are perched on a lamp post
SammyBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talkingtostrangersonthephoneman!
angry_lemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
sunstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Partyman
hesback_inpogform ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach girl
jason41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty Bathroom Man
Razorblade_Kiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakewoman or Spiderwoman.
Ursulover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton-ball Lady
offtheright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Shits in Public Man
vaMerlin89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder Ansia
BennyBXB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Off A Ladder Man
Drill2Kill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading the comments has been fun.
TheRoyalSampler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man-Boy
AdilB101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman!
MotorboatingOptional ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mandatory Motorboat Man
TheConglomerate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strawberrylubeman
chicago773312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loans man
mbuck1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIGASS MOTHERFUCKIN SPIDERS... man?
DemoDango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Man.
UberBlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Horricule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016ElectionMan.
ErkmaRazerswii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabwoman
Hachachachachacha!
noah2461 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocialGathering Man
mapleleaffem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidergirl
North_Korean_Jezus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'mnevertrulygoingtobelovedbyagirlbecausethereissomethingfundentallywrongwithme Man
WTFThisIsntAWii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Oh wait...
shoots web from wrist
WhatJamaican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Climatechangedeniers/anti-vaccers/scientologistsman
Doesn't have the best ring to it
Greyboosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fall guy...you know cause of heights and whatnot
Screaming_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horrormovie-man!
coreyqqq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Analman
Sithlordandsavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enclosed-spaces-man or FemaleMan.
BurntAzFaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Non consensual jail sex man.
Dont_trust_them ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential crisis man
RunawayXcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ketchupman
kbennett14580 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitgirl
freyluna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Woman. Gross.
DannyBoii143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnxietyMan
Thewayshegoes75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleman
BobDumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at my bank account man
LockDad854 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Senile Man
kesekimofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
runed_golem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies' Man
amydoodledawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Woman
XPav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talkingonthetelephoneman
asumhaloman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathguy
blue1710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
I'm basically Ghost Rider then...
fireinthesky7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amputated Hands Man.
matoo2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
homelessman
FirmestOfLaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sudden and unpredictable brain aneurysm man.
jake13122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentmanchild
LiftingDepression ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jobless
runeprince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human man
Lonely_Kobold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The wasp
Aryaaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttonswoman.
Don't laugh.
CrimsonBjorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman.
amonkappeared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsovergrownchild.
sirhensley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KickindanutzMan
TheDirtyMagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Spiderman taken?
breezy84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kangaroo Girl
Anti-AliasingAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016-Presidential-Candidates-Man
Rolls right off the tongue.
BSC_Super ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIFEMAN checking in.
dynamosrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman.
This is real for me.
Trufflelord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mildlyscaredofheightsman
pussypoppinhandstand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Prozium451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alligatorscrocodilesandbrainanuerismsman
DJ_Royel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Snakeman
MyRabbitElla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderm- oh.
Springheeledjack88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Randompatternsonthewall-man
PolarBearIcePop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BurningAliveMan?
Honest__Hypocrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
Ianjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Intimacy
CrashDunning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human interaction man
scorcher117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
young_buck_la_flare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature ejaculation man. I cum quick to the scene of the crime
Desirai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
weasel woman
tenmillionbucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
henrywallace55555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triggerman
https://www.reddit.com/r/trypophobia/
Lewas5372 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CrushingSchoolDebtMan
Fondeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man!
Hardy_hur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman
chihuahua001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am... rejectionman
Samjamric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flourman, or maybe just, The Baker!
HotCommodity63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of flour?
Samjamric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quite
ACKAFOOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
weelluuuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upside Down in a narrowing tube man
dennisoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great White Shark-man
roofied_elephant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistman
abovebeyondlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm.. Whale Woman Dame of Darkness Queen of the Arachnids (I feel like there should be a name before this, but can't think of anything punny having to do with spiders)
Those are the only ones I can think of atm
Apps4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugh Mungus would be the fucking white mailman
dfeld17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wormman
MidTierTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edward Macaroni fork.
fathertime979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oblivion
mellik48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything man
DetestedKite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die Alone Never Realizing One's Passions... Man
tellme_areyoufree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MalpracticeMan
(being a doctor is rough...)
Data_Mining_Machine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RadicalIslam Man
Ihoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
IALWAYSGETMYMAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear-itself-man
adaam_93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Korbuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Personman
Cody610 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman.
Lyryx92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
1Baffled_with_bs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assraper, MustardMan
Chucknastical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep Fryer Oil Man
Ssttaavvii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicly Release My Web History Man
Krendyll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning Girl!
ColoursRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honeybadgerman
johnadamsghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
EMPTY_SODA_CAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man
AlaskanGamer20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuke man
Random_scapegoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
lickmytitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Loneliness
HotCommodity63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BugHeightDeathman
shredbaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleman
_Homelesscat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrafficMan
DoveMagnet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowdgirl
kinidin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
False-Rape-Accusation Man!
Chuvi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height Hippo. Vertigo, hippos and getting fat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
reallynotveryclever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abdonment Women
StaceyDashIsARat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
2742027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheatman
badmonkey247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YourFatherWillBeSoDissapointed Girl.
B00tybu77ch33ks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sewer gator
BlackKn1ght ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman! Got nearly killed by those bastards when i was 5.
tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal rape man
TheDrAwkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People-person.
Snickabod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman?
draketh99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment man....
Bloodstarr98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeboy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Through Ice and Not Being Able to Find the Hole and Drowning Woman
melroxymel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Japanese beetle woman
Stickyjargon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man .. Wait
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or shittingmypantsman
the_lazy_gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Irrational Fear Man to the rescue! Maybe.
MKTG_Lyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Constantly-Growing-Older-Until-I-Can-No-Longer-Care-For-Myself-Man
meek_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cold Sore Man
centersolace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Povertyman.
maddiecorn4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale Woman
rausel21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Diarrhea man.
DiligentFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman and introducing his sidekick waspboy
wakes182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
ShnarlyDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wet Peanutbutter Man
Wise_Chud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baboon boy
Barker90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman oh wait is that one already taken?
Jackknife_max ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom man
jeffjohnson420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eyesman. People who touch their eyes, disgusting. It's why I'm always postponing my wanted eye-surgery (glasses suck). The touching or hurting of eyes creeps me the fuck out.
SkeletorsAbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
people-who-made-fun-of-me-for-being-gay-and-causing-many-social-issues Man
CaptainReginaldLong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My gf and I would be Policeman and Lizard Woman
hollandkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakesissy.
Mimos91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale-woman.
PanduhChu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachboy
badfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
SnobbishPuppet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
failure man
OldSaltedSaithe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even though a lot of my friends make fun of me for it, my supehero name sound cool; Thunderman!
bumlove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman.
StrawberryJam1810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
DitkasSweater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be Fear of rejection man
makenzie71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random and obscure country western music reference man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Wait...
EpiShortys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alienman, dude fuck aliens and their advanced space travel.
Jacobarcherr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential crisis man
wahrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WASPMAN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
GothWitchOfBrooklyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeopleStaringThroughWindowsMan.
TheExpandingMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mannequinman, with the ability to be very unsettling to be around for any amount of time
WenieWaggler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babyman
gandalphthespray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
poopgirl
jersauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything man :(
Shaggyforeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motorcycle Man. I'm absolutely terrified of motorcycles.
CavemanJah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy long legs man.
terozen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Handwriteman.
My weapon will be a pen, but using it while someone are watching will be my cryptonite.
sarafsuhail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Newman.
neotifa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cicadawoman
404lifenotfound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was a similar answer asked not long ago, and my answer is still the same: Dying Alone Man
Twat_The_Douche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teeth-smashed-man
SuperNovember ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Infinitely Commitment Fearing Man: Mans up and doesn't rain check the date I had tonight to get drunk and Netflix... Next time.
R1MSH0T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
ThatOneGuy4321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calculus Test Man
soadkidlen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Popping Balloon Man
ThisGuy481 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Afterlifeman.
renaldotheneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ProgrammingInterviewWhiteboardMan
ifeelallthefeels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mr. poopy butthole
birch1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tsunamiman
omac0101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot girl. I'm a dude so...
Jwarenzek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShartWhileCommandoMan
sw_dev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Under-funded-retirement Man.
or
Dear-God-Don't-Let-Trump-Be-Elected Man.
fat_saint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man. (Joker?)
pun_hub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
cccp_redr4bbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antman.
Seriously, i fucking HATE ants
halfback910 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
tipitamd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wet Toilet Paper Woman
r40k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phoneman. I'm hard of hearing and thus hate talking on the phone.
ukralibre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rektal Cancer Man
juicelee777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
ketchupsucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ketchupman
hoshiforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aneurysm-Woman
frghu2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waterman.
ExynosHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
Tolerey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman....fuck sakes D:
JUST_PM_ME_IMLONELY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man
AstralBliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dadman
classicrockchick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobia Chick, Heights Heroine and Lack of Control Lady combine to form...
AIRPLANE WOMAN!
Heruza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialization Man
FrancduTanq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emuman. Zoos are hard.
Crafty_Chica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height Woman.
P8tone_Payfone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman!
MrDastardly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OuchIBangedMyLittleToeMan
eddli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingwoman
Acaonyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Making-a-humorous-commentman
sedatedstrawberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.
bawyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infinite-Vastness-Man
On second thought, that would be a terrible hero
Not_ARG_Detective ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
LAWriter16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insectwoman
-ThisTooShallPass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flyboy
johnboyjr29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President trumpman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary-Man :(
panda-monium42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losingman
fortis359 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crackhead Man
Oakshror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman
soggy7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Professor Homework
gildedlink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It'll be 'Professor Alzheimers' - unless I forget it, in which case I'll go through a mid-secret-life-crisis and switch to either 'The Botfly' or 'Contagion.'
Rubyshoes83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plastic doll woman
starmansouper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ForgotThereWasAnExamMan
GrimCreepaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CrushingDebtMan
Steev182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see gay man in the list.
Well done Reddit! We've killed homophobia!
250mgPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dissapointman
EuphrosyneWrites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DollWoman. -_-
campoanywhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Garbage disposal turning on while my hand is in there man
An0therB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
ExplodingBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Scatman.
NicoWoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman... It sounds so sad actually.
The_Apex_Predditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointment Man
SoulessV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midgetman (and no I will not go PC and call myself littlepeopleman that's dumb)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Communistman
lrdwlmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penile Fracture Man
Breakernaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman....wait...is that taken?
scotch_bonnet808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Particle Man
Moe_Shinola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Decisionman
DJEagles11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midget-Man....I know, it's not the most politically correct name for little people.
Estebert-Brosas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life-Man
RoyRodgersMcFreeley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penis Man
Kingcheese2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man
kittifairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EarwigGirl
binrobinro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tardigrademan
DarlingDont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything Woman. Socialization Lass. Mrs. MyOwnMortality.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uberman
shudso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am...COMMITMENTMAN
yisoonshin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The somebody-took-my-idea-for-a-good-comment/username man
BathtubJim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House Centipede Boy http://i.imgur.com/VIPSKRU.jpg
leggomeggok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The scariest moment in my entire 32 years was when I saw one of those mfers for the first time. In my bathroom at 3am.
BathtubJim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And they move like motherfucking lightning. I have no problem with bugs. I can deal with bugs that have a surplus of legs. But a bug with all those legs that can close on me at 4' per second? Nope, nope, nope.
lizisit27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deepwaterwoman
BobBarkersDope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladder man.
papercranium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Mirror Maiden!
Not my worst fear, but they definitely creepy after dark. And Abandonment Adult just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Thedanielcsmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toasterovenman
brew_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Little Gray Alien Man.
I have a totally irrational fear of aliens that look like the ones in Close Encounters, Signs, X-Files, all the drawings that hillbillies do after they've been abducted...
And now I'm not going to sleep tonight...
JohnnyTries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman...
charliebearplanner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small spaces man
MMX_Unforgiven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superman, i fear him every time he comes to collect the rent.
lokardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porta-potty Hole Man
Moby_Tick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conflict man.
dangil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existenceman
fatherseamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
He_who_humps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mental breakdown man
IstaMaza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Math man
kindiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butt rapeman
spicymemes123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
alphacaiaphas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman...ooowahhahhhhhh
dontsaynotomeever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Labor Lady
boing757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman.
AstralBliss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AIDSman
Gidanocitiahisyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Be-A-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naked In Public Man. I'm terrified to use my power, and they'll arrest me at the same time as the bad guys
9600_PONIES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ummm Spider man?
JohnnyTries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
thedogsandjose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finding-out-that-you're-adopted-man
DrSuviel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cpt. My-Psycho-Ex-Wife
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beegirl
laurenjade17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaweed.
piccini9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really high ladder guy.
tylertheotaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
die-microcrap-die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, not fear, but hate, so it would be microcrapdieman!
CrazyFuckedUpWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Niggaman
mablahar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ignorantwhitegirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blind-man
DemB01yz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isolationman! With the supernatural ability to leave problems alone!
Lorekon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Fear of Death Man
GossipGirlGetaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SexMan
GordoThrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superhero films man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Draconiou5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oddly enough, Spiderman.
Drumboardist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shrimp Man? Oh goodie.
SilentKnight246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
spiralheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothgirl :(
PewPewandChill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The unholy matrimony of wasps and spiders: waspiderman. Fucking buzzing demons and asshole biting-web-to-the-face corner ninjas with 8 legs.
danieljk310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man! He might be there when you need him most..... Maybe
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chlamydiaman
PorkBrutality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RelationshipWoman
Kobetheboardercollie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sockpuppetman
Sp4RkyMcG7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mirror Man!
MarcusVWario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman. Coincidentally that's what all my partners say before they dumb me "COMMIT, MAN!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oldman
PirateRiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost woman
Shademaster21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligation-man
Billy1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AquaMan?
captainhydro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
ButteryBassBiscuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DLC-man
AdamDawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beargirl.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocketman
HilarityEnsuez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingtoofferprospectivewivesandwilllikelymarrydownman
UboaNoticedYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Confrontation
phylogenous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede.
alanmagid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poontangman.
KJBenson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gayman
misanthr0p1c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SayingNoMan
blablabliam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackmanman.
TragicHero84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
Sagermeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Castration Man
Dustyhobbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Girl
Spookier_than_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gainful employment girl.
UhmBah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wife-man... <ahem>
twreed87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman!
JamyCoal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackout
Left out the man because it sounds cooler, but I hate blackouts
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Niggerman
Mike_of_Gallifrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serial Killer Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling-Loneliness-Man.
lote4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman! Or even Butterflyman! Don't judge me... They're ugly af...
ChandlerOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Granola Birrs man
I am hammerec
Cribsby_critter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
Serephim93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman.
humboldt77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Spiderman!
Also AbjectPovertyMan, RejectionMan, and HeartDiseaseMan.
potterface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wasp
winningwalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'd be called spider...oh. Seems that one's taken.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this thread is depressing.
Seriously.
Heights man.
Ragnorsreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried Alive man
_effed_up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanatos.
1000FailedCookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FieryAgonizingDeathWoman
95percentconfident ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
depression, man
scarvet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Philosoraptorman
adudeguyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
draognsweg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Wife Left Me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harvey Debt
punchnicekids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thalassophobia man
commiedad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heights, spider shark guy
Metacynical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
successman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horsebite Woman
darthdro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
Zer0DotFive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman lol
Pjones2127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Double-bogey Man
deyknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police-Man
That_one_cool_dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
brooklyn11218 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman. Fuck drowning.
Iron_Knickers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
MaxwellsTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Future man
Shadeslayer0083 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long dark hallway man
itp757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assrapeman
legitmuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pierman! Deathly afraid of piers and docks alike
stay70573 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drivingman
-o0- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Woman
Dangerzone979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
prrg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-interaction-man
FameGameUSA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
feelsbadman
aZombieSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Boy
YrocZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit Gold Man
GameAddikt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trying and failing man!
jperth73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing there's going to be a lot of spidermen and women around
edgeekjones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monogamyman
pfroo40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Latepostresponder-man
quasipopo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changeman
Cant_Think_For_Shit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
communicationman
twiskirano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blacksman
Stumbleduck1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasshopper man.
jeffreybbbbbbbb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lizzie Bordenman
LookAtMeImUniqueNow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beware the Spineshattered-Man.
Edit: Or The Neverwalk Man.
popamvictor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mousquito-man
johndehlinmademedoit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insignificance man.
:/
Facetious_T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The dreaded BeeHorse!
Aceofacez10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SevereDepressionMan.
Eachern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Prison Rape
nocowsever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
WeberWK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falls Like A Rock Man
nickanaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bear boi
asillymuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fire-girl. So I guess that's good.
Rashmil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man...
Octarine_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeedleMan
brotherarson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The eternal oblivion of death-Man
RigbyThePower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bon Jovi Fan Man
TB-Doughboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man!
Truck-E-Cheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman... Already taken Aquaman... Taken Guess ill have to go with physcaleffortman
LittleLilka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie Woman.
Though, that actually sounds kind of badass.
Thehappycampper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GettingcheatedonMan
GubbleBumYum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monkeygirl
leggomeggok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Girl!
thegirlhasnoname971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialsituation Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocketman
mega1cat247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
little kids with missing teeth bbbbbbbboooooooyyyyyyyy
Ryan_Duderino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
CaptainUnderrated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Sloppy_Goldfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning Man
Daveoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnalrapeMan....
Hold on!
SkyTheImmense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried-Alive-Man. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
crowcawer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning Pool.
Oh
monkey_scandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried alive man
MemeLearning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
clockwerkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meman
xV1RALx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
usernameblankface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man
madmax612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacyman
Ckingwisdom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Tpdz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
alwaysmorepizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Australian magpies in the spring woman
Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pitbullman. My fights would be in a lot of low income areas and I'd bite a lot of kids.
Forestisinthetrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DisappointmentMan!
esuohe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Unemployment
majorjoe23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders-in-glazed-donuts-Man
HanaNotBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Doll
imapm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stale Milkman
aaronr_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailMan
BleedinPewter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Grasshopper
PrestonTheGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papa Roach?
cjnkns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
BigDaddyFourEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocreman
PoppDuder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ice-man. I have an ice-phobia. It sucks.
freezeice04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bomberman!
mrg0mez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cancerman :^(
OddkidMHMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman!
Mr_McShane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
Fmello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STD-Man?
bleemy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casketman. Claustrophobia is awesome
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
82MuchCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureAndDyingAloneMan... Doesn't have a great ring to it
Nippelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman.
PatrickPlan8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
HSI-U1-H ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep Paralysis Man
DeityofDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firealarm Man
iSquids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anythingwithmorethanfourlegsman
Whatevergoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trypaphobia-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep Paralysis Woman! I stand in a dark shadow while you sleep and press down on your chest while whispering eerily. ...Will you be able to move when you wake up??
SDWAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxietyman
BadSmiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
chewsfromgum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Man, thats definitely me.
EyeH8L33tT3xt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Irrational Fear of Speedbumps Man, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Hoboman81893 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midgetman
odins_gift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donald Trump-man
casperthemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
myselfman
Papisaiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jew Man
PBR21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Scittles10-96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
GingerPocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothwoman
Averagejoeqpublic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman. I show people the potential they had if they just tried.
It would break them. Every. Time.
spbcnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderpig
oaklandr8dr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
wip13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
lukeskro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Man
patanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Premonition or Mr. Cellophane
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Awwww shit yeah!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losingtheabilitytowalkman
DayOff4Superman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights man
Snapping my neck from behind man
Pink eye man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InfinityBachelor
NarcolepticDraco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep-Water-and-Sharkman
NotAnSmartMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Internet History Man.
tqhp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal Solitude man
sodiumvapour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Procrasti...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
lurkinreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doingthingsman.
SlytherPuff1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me Snake Woman. With my best friend and trusty sidekick Bird Girl.
intenselyseasoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clowns and trains man.
Crocodilefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Astounding Intimacy!
Marlo-jay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batwoman
ingen-eer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
Floppy_glitch_lips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socializingman
avogando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reaper
Laksil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Communismman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeboy
_gina_marie_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman? Mothwoman? FallingDownStairsAndBeingAloneAndCrippledAndThenDyingBecauseIGotLeftThereForDaysAndStarvedToDeathOrDiedOfThirst-woman
somethingasaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleman.
Whales are fucking terrifying, guys. They're just too big and smart, and that makes them dangerous.
curiouslilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachwomen!
Rictus197519804 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickintheassman!
Theeasy6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Being swallowed hole by a horse)man
Tunxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xenoman
jeeBtheMemeMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stinkbugman. Those things are fucking creepy.
MoonStache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BaldingAtAYounngAge Man
joshuad80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.
Nice.
eStonez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There will be a lot of cockroachman/cockroachwoman and second would be ratman/ratwoman.
akashb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting hit while riding my bike to work Woman
izzeyep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
acestevezer0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncurable Sickness Man
pandavsthegrimreaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driverman
TehKatieMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady Pain
Willwrestle4food ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
RavTheIceDragonQueen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would either be aqua man (from my fear of open water and swimming) or Spider-Man
firebelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OpenOrSeeThroughStairsMan
No0by ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man
hiram__abiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A great way to conquer your fear is to become your fear. A la batman
what_oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hippogal!
KingofLeD00ts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman...
itsmitchellg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat chick man
owedamn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deceived snake guy
ginbinsin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cockinmyasshole-man
cagedmandrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Unwanted Impregnator
OMGitsChrisJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life-crippling college debt Dude
DontTellHimPike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jimmy Saville
obliviousally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwig Girl
If we're following Batman rules, I have a very well made earwig costume, as well.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CapitalistMan
ItsYaBoyFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Donald J. Trumpman
Calichusetts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soberman
Lotusflower450 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
1forthethumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman, how is debtman not the top comment?
hushpuppi3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman
TheLostOne97531 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AutoMan
(Fear of being alone)
nicecleatswannaruck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obese sweaty dude with a gun and a toothless grin and he's gonna shoot you..man.
ggzvsg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unknoan
earrow70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PrisonRapeMan
Mc_Gibblets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquakeman. Or is it Quakeman? Tremorman?
Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid of the way I live my life. I'm afraid of the way I don't. I'm afraid of the things that I want to do but I won't. I'm afraid of God. I'm afraid to believe and I'm afraid of all the loved ones that I've made leave. I'm afraid that my dog doesn't love me anymore. I'm afraid of the social laziness that let Kitty Genovese die. And I'm afraid of the mob mentality that makes otherwise normal people go blind. I'm afraid of the way that the world works and I'm afraid of the words in my notebooks. I'm afraid that you all know that I am a pervert. But the big red bird that lives under the city doesn't give a damn about me and it dies every night. By burning alive. I'm afraid of my grandfather's cancer. And I'm afraid of my mom's dying arm. I'm afraid that I've somehow caused my family harm. I'm afraid that the ones I love won't have enough. I'm afraid that the ones I love won't have enoughMAN
AKA Big Bird
qbert455 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My husband says 'Vaginaman'
misterbondpt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
Cosmic-Engine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Failureman or People Person.
theghostwithoutaname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't make eye contact man. Meh nto as catchy as the others; but, it works for me.
I_Like_Hoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting-poop-on-my-fingers-when-I-pick-up-my-dogs-doodoo boy
VoltageSpike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Continuing To Live An Existence Empty Of Any Real Meaning Man
theshow110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Will I be stuck at this dead end job forever-man...
itssostrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman
whyevenbothertho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobodyatmyfuneral Woman.
I_Stink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
turd man
AntiLuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alaskaman
CarterDavison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman / the man of Death or Timeman / the man of Time
JoshSpeaksWithWords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Gingah-Nigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Peanutbutter_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Dadman!
nnnevvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man
win32ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its an announcer! It's a motivator! It's Publicspeakerman!
fatbob222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MANMAN
CentSavior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So everyone went with Spider-Man...right?
treble-n-bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
CrazyrampageGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vaginaman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Day man
Leonnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployementman
EndlessArgument ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Communismman.
Xevro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A&w man
Flarp_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Webhistoryman, lol.
SLIMHORN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SnakeInTheToilet Man
Quiet-Thinker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimer'sman.
SergioFromTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becominghomelessman.
Tweezle120 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Graphical-and-collision-glitches-in-video-games Woman!
shaolinallan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
jps5482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a really depressing group of comments.
ArgonGryphon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwig-girl
*shudder*
x_defendp0ppunk_x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conversationwiththeguyusingtheurinalnexttoyouman
XxD0l0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IRS MAN those bastards
Avogadro101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Personman
SwimmingNaked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Impaler
...which is not all that bad a name. I have a fear of falling onto things and being impaled on them.
antipatheia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownbeeman.
northlane87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man... duh
TheDranx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IVWoman
linkoninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingman
Tsomyesak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad
Roozapooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
mundichor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm birdman. Most people don't believe it, but I'm insanely afraid of birds.
TheBreakingWind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RottenDiseasedPussyMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've thought for a while now what my fear is.
Mine is Mental Disease Man
SuttonHoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Neurion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurelad!
Or...
NotReallyBeingWellLikedByEveryoneGuy!
Fuxdable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heart attack man
Schanzii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bugman
theusernamedbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My superhero name would: foreveraloneman
Ward_Craft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Incarceration Man
RubixRube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon woman.
Chachmaster3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanity in peril man
DrumCorpsAlum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ImeetthepersonIwanttospendtherestofmylifewithandfallmadlyinloveonlytohavethemleavemeandleavemeemptyandbroken... man.
retroracer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
being an adult man
VirtualAlias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Dadman
Andifly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People person.
poopf4rt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
thisisnotcreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firewoman
plutomutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man. Enough said
Malefectra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Brain Aneurysm
bigpuffyclouds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RoachGal
Oops639 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking billsman
DPick02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkhole man
LuckyBacteria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President Trump Man
fiafem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FlySkyPoopGirl
Comeandseemeforonce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S-s-ssstutterman
TitanicNutKnocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrumpWonMan
cutoffdickman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See my username throwaway and also "killed in my sleep by my partner man"
GreasedLightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bone Breaker. Can't stand seeing that shit. Makes my fucking skin crawl when I see some video with someone breaking their leg, even in movies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp guy
sam-and-eggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy Clown Girl
How do they get around so fast in their oversized shoes?!
ThePraxter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The universe and everything in it is a holographic simulation and therefore everything is fake/predetermined/does not really matter so what is the point of anything man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingnessman
Tsiyeria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning-in-a-car Girl!
mrlemonface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great White Man
rebellious-cactus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain My-mexican-parents
jesusbroughtorangess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Woman!
HotDiarrheaSmell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
ThePugLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Work woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontationwoman!
Hundred00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman.
TheWordShaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insanity Man.
Your mind is you. Going insane, being cut of from the truth of reality? Not being able to function at all - or suddenly coming out of your perfect little world to learn you did something bad, etc.?
Ultimate nightmare.
TBAAAGamer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights man,
my superpower is forcing people into an alternate reality where they have to walk a tightrope while being forced to look down on the world, just like they look down on it from the ground, only this time in the grip of sheer terror.
WhatTheBeeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman.
strangething01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burglar woman! And Rufie-girl!
Crooked_Cricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
nochemadre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit man
InfluencedJJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicspeakingman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man. I have no fears! Muhahaha!
bushnipz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really tall ladder man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man. using my trusty shit-that-touches-your-feet-in-the-water-belt, complete with seaweed grapple hook, crabarang, and unknowable squashy things.
matteatsyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HumanInteractionman
MrGatsbyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man. . . Oh wait
PieterjanVDHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman
GMane2G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistappointmentman
PeterPorky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man
MugillacuttyHOF37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kidney Stone Man
BainDmg42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
jl_willing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manbun men in general woman
CallTheKiteman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquake Lady
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haramboy
jschubart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gatorman it is. That doesn't sound too bad actually aside from the gator part which scares me.
Either that or Needleman. I'm picturing a scary looking junkie.
motherfuckerkoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mannequin Man
_Calculus_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man...
ellybuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit woman
JWSwagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureandRejectionMan!
fletchlivz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
No need to fear! Here comes Not-Being-Able-To-Provide-For-My-Family-Man to save the day! His super powers are: 1) getting real nervous when the bank account starts getting low 2)not being able relax around Christmas time 3) worrying about the kids college and how to pay for it ...and finally... 4)always wondering if he should look for a second job
GarrisonFjord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman.
VortexFalcon50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking-man
weeslice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suddenly falling through the floor of a plane...man.
Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Femaledriverman
goodfreeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathofmychildrenbeforememan
Yobleck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
motion_to_strike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Collector Man
tfizzy4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
Edit: wife is Heightswoman.
Iammandough ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
colarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Facehuggerman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KidswithmakeupMan or OldpeopleMan.
Thunderbird117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh...SnakeSpiderFallingMan?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-interactionsman
Hejie023 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
TrevorNotBelmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Whaler
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
TheLibido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpes-man
JMCrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl-man! (I'm gay and girls creep me out.)
nyankohii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult Responsibilities Man
PocketSixes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ParentingMan
TheOneWhoReadsStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal rape Man.
johnnythelip1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bug man.
DomesticatedPanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PiranhasInQuicksandMan
unsigned1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poopman
Whos923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Day man Aaaaahaaaaaah
bcmalone7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
PocketSixes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CarnieMan
ellinorianne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpwoman.
zomgtehvikings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying-Man
Runner-up: Deathman or AneurismMan
I_Like_To_Learn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missed period man
bcmalone7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
4ureli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chalupa Batman
Dolsen1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UnemployedMan
Javzx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlfriend's dad man
SatinSerpent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watching your children being tortured to death and then being slowly tortured to death yourself man.
Sh0jjk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ignored-shitpost-man
KingCheev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
m6hurricane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dentist
sirena_invertida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownwoman
B_A_Pain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark woman/dark eyes/ Darkness
I used to love the dark. Kinda miss that....
ratchet_hd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Immortal Dude....with never ending white russians
waitforit666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lonelinessman!
emeryy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stickerwoman. I have a strange fear of commitment.
sirkiwithefirst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk what mine would be, but FDR would be called Fearman.
T-Money93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility-Man! Can procrastinate longer than anybody! Master of shirking duty! Faster than the Flash!...at running from adulthood responsibility! Truly, I am a god among men.
jangus530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confidence man
Paratrooper_19D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheElectionMan
closetedthrowawayy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This looks like a job for Mirrorwoman!
singularity098 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Death Dude"
mattskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
youngeric86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
skilltroks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deer women. Deergirl?
Han_Solo_Artist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dropping someones baby-man
RupeeStealer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdman
Kite31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy ghost thing crawling on the wall-man
muldooma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lobsterman :/
Anxietyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hamburger helper man
bennythebaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/toomeirlformeirl man
takua108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glitterman.
shit
Conanyourbarbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
jamesFree45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horse man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectionMan
Maeler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Syringeman
Benny_The_Bull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeepSeaMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman, I actually have thalassophobia though
TheDudeNeverBowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heart Failureman.
marified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Girl
dermotBlancmonge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
wolfvvitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman.
Oh shit that's already taken? Hm.
Arachnigirl??
Rein_of_Liberty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explosive Diarrhea Man.
nwest0827 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
10wasthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Willdiealonewoman
TheTexasJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sausage Explosion
justinbieberfan42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingalone man
LukewarmBeanies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cripplingparanoiawoman
glassfrenchfries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interraction women away!!!
iamanerdybastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call me Mr. Roach.
rhearthart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdwoman
sicsicsics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the hero you need, I'm the hero you deserve, I'm ClassRoom Pants Shitter
Skika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Spider-Man! Yes! Or clown man...
mybrahurts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach woman!
Phantom471 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
homeless dropout man
whitemamba83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogman.
aooga75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that makes me palefriendlessvirginman
brettf123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firegay
dubharle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apewoman
CaptFluffyBunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing Loneliness Man! Here to save the day!
Hello?
Hello?
Anyone?
comatoast9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call me the highman
Cwfreak123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman - Probably too real for this thread but oh well.
CocksInEllaDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Spiderwoman and my SO is Junebugman or Gooseman
EliteNub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Um... Spiderman.
MajorKoopa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
TimelyBarren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyDadsBeltMan
CantBeOvercome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black (not the ethnicity)
yg_bluig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-function Man
mastabathon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShreddedPenisInBizarreGardeingAccidentMan
WheresMyMoneyDenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TryingToParalellParkWithAQueueOfTrafficWaitingBehindYou Man.
Juniorlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
flyingbugsman
grimm137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waking up during surgery where you can feel everything like in that one Hayden Christensen movie man
Hans_Brix_III ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party, but "House Centipede Man"
Scotthall124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tape man. I don't man. Tape just freaks me the fuck out.
skalaboosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman ๐
Lontarus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goldman
14-28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaweed-touching-leg-while-swimming-man.
10wasthebest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Openspacewoman
MeZekeandBeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PresidentTrumpMan
kbraar14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lobsterman
tmurg375 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Trembler
Davidj619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eaten Alive Boy
OnionKnightHasLayers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy. Mosasaur-Man
minerman237 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dimentiaman
Sweetpotatojesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public-speaking-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Molested boy........
CapriciousBea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Girl, to the rescue!
Rcdriftchaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Analfissures Dude
thedarkestone1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failgal.
Zemedelphos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiders-On-A-Ledge-Over-Some-Needles Man
countlessbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missed deadline woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman... oh wait....
Charliemander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
kuruvi1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lightning man
clephenstarke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Syringe boy
Thisisntrmb86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimerm.... what?
TheAntsyArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine's probably Clownman, or Fallinginelevatorsman. XD
wicked-dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
FluxCoreX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
waspen
shadow1a2t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockman, fear of cockroaches...
Buck_Furious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeless Man. Not of the homeless that are currently out there but failing my family and becoming one. I want to keep being their superhero, Dad Man.
40strangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RatMan
Clairvoyanttruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wiping your ass and knowing you will need to wipe it enough that you will chaff your asshole, but you don't want an itchy asshole for 3 days because you have an important meeting and can't comfort the itchiness man.
SirMStachio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman
Classic_Charlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...seaman. I don't like this game.
DejaIntendDrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Irrational fear of getting hit in the face any time I open a door by someone else opening the door before me really fast - Man.
Vaulthunter73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Emotional-commitmentman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
tmstms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:39:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DandelionMan for me, if you can believe that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
tmstms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, DaisyBoy.
Creeper60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying aloneman
thefoolhardyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exwifeman
bombetator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La cucaracha
ComeThroughItsLit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman! Realemotionsman!
pwnedbynoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rainman followed by thunder man
subdudeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myselfman
TheThillyGooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Person man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Corpseman
scallywagtl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TesticularTorsion-Man
Elite_Nomad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult-responsibilities-man
SlickStretch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man
CosmonautOfLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointman
ooseauniqueusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social anxiety man
excogito_ergo_sum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dreamgirl.
walkinthecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
Also the name of one of Steve Albini's bands.
My actual name would be Jailrapeman
PowerWordCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raccoongirl.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoGodman
theskuffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Domestic terrorism-man
SmokeyThrobinson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fall Guy
ForeverTheElf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Hey, that's got a nice ring to it! Hope it's not taken already.
aphaelion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Browserhistory Man!
FinnsChips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently that would make my superhero name vomitman. Or, if you were taking my very severe anxiety into account, manman.
j0kn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Syringe-man
MrD3struction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman
alexstone620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
jiggatron69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployed Man
whohahaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Spider-Man doesn't seem nearly as original anymore
PuffPuff74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillary Clinton
Arreeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man.. seems familiar somehow...
prodigy2throw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgetting to study for an exam I forgot I was enrolled in-man
akachannoningen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tito the Dick man, baby
rainelunaserah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HornetGirl. Those and wasps are seriously evil.
beetis23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diabetes-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trapped in an underwater cave man
Alkoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alien-Abduction Man
comickat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small confined spaces girl
blacktoken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Spider-Man
monkwren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leech Man. At least I'll have cool powers?
Trunksshe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sting-Ray-Man!
Aleksandrovitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman.
Onnccce diviided.
M2dag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buriedaliveman
iliketothinkicansing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning-in-a-car-because-you-can't-open-the-electronic-locks-after-you've-fallen-into-a-river Gal.
It's a legitimate fear.
albino_red_head ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losemyjobman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doxman
Archer_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach man
THO2050838 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man!
KingBalloon91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any bug arthropod or insect man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Big Turd Coming Out and Scraping the Back of My Balls and Leaving A Skid Mark Man
TriggerHappyEwok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homosexual man
zach_atax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homework on the weekend man
afarkas2222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man
wwjdforaklondikebar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fall Woman
fightingtaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
BowtiedButcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-on-the-toilet Man
Hardlydent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SnakeSharkBearMan
rayditjuandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lostman
Jmersh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman.
Masters_domme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Giant-evil-flying-attack-cockroach-woman
I thought they were kidding about those when I moved here. I thought wrong.
pepywanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkwoman
unarmedgoatwithsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
jipsydude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing Old man
Srgtgunnr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAA DA DA DAAAAH!
Here he is!
RadioTowerMan!!!
Deaniebeaniebobeanie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
secretlyacuttlefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Woman?
fleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Under big things in the ocean man
AdamDFrazier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Commitment.
rudamentK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman. Kinda sounds racist though.
LanceWindmil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness
KronoakSCG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ImmortalMan, wow i'm gonna get copyright striked so fast
Crmzntears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
confinedspaceman
Lord_Jud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alcoholism Man
cuckingfomputer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hypodermic. I pierce even the thickest of skins.
blakecdavis10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
dootyforyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
clykel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceanman
Jake257 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman cos i hate spiders man
janiepuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling Gravity's Acceleration Woman
allnamesseem2btaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vacuumcleanerwoman...?
diademlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
Johms85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman!
diatom15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp woman. Or claustrophobic girl
MrPierogi007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
thehomiesthomie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Darkman
tumult_Vpon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-Alone Woman ....
LiveAndLetDrink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling-in-Love Woman
AlpacaSwimTeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DebtorsPrison-man
FkinSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman.
Fuck them shits.
camrudwaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapenan
HuddsMagruder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cthulhuman
HomerWinslow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theme From It's A Small World Man
I actually loose my mind when I hear this music. (Was trapped on this ride after being separated from my parents at Disneyland)
PoppaBat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babyman!
secret_tsukasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
big dog man
Buscemi_D_Sanji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man... Hang on, I feel like I can do better, umm, Pregnant-Girlfriend Man
rudyrudiger84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
paralyzed man
CRYSOAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain FREEFALL
moccha705 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GardenGnomeMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman! Oh wait that's already taken
Grinagh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning Lad
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
ReverseJesus5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pull-out game not strong man
awkward_thunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitgirl or driving woman
Ptflee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revoltingdeepseacreatureman. deathman if i was feeling edgy.
adamoflegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
EternalGaijin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear Man. Thanks JFK.
devonha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FrogWoman
Ogre275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extraterrestrial-man
Reddit___User ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
39452 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Continuingthislife-man
buysse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Degloving Man
Sassafrass31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tractor Trailers because of Final Destination Woman!
nig3ltufn3l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Snakewoman, bearwoman, wrinklewoman, pancakebuttwoman, germwoman, bedbugwoman, failurewoman, incontinencewoman, the list goes on. I'm not fun.
Also quadraplegicwoman and hemiplegicwoman and massivestrokewoman, (all related, I know)
Taxeswoman, now I'm done. Nope overwhelmingpaperworkwoman.
OmniKai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriageman
PM_ME_UR_JUGGLYGUNS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility man!
kalidescopetitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't this posted like no more than a month ago.
AlDaruma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Camel-nightmare-man. Recurring nightmare about camels.
helola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult.
fweezin_to_mort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladyboyman
ihatethishit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman
xitout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PresidentTrumpMan
macblastoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope-man. If it's something that would elicit a "Nope!" from a normal individual, then that's me in spades.
Spiders as big as your hand, or fast? Nope!
Snakes that are deadly or constrictors? Nope!
Strange exotic food challenges involving live food? Fuckin' Nope!
Snizzlephish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
I guess I'll be really fond of teamwork and ensuring that if I'm going down I'm taking all you fuckers with me.
mojoemadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Capt heights
UnholyAbductor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman. Pretty nice, only I'll have to spend a lot of money on new underwear for when I shit myself anytime I look in a mirror or my reflection in the water.
Phasechange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleperson.
cmbugby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ken. My superhero name would be Ken. Cause he scares the shit outta me.
Freact ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Interaction Man
Pinkishbra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prisongirl. Went to jail for a month could possibly go to prison for 5 years. In more prepared to kill myself then go. Ha...
Sadbears40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mirror man
longjohnsilver68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman
Craqhed387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trojanman
MookaBean13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman!!
an-ok-dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting my pants in public dude
Code227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beinglikemyfatherman
oginalh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Piano man
dragonbuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be goddamn sharkboy
JustJoeWiard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely-Covered-in-a-Swarm-of-Spiders-Man
Brandon_Lives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgage payment-man
matunascraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Job-Hunting man
Mathiasb4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sniperman
Satans_Anus25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinypenisman
ragecomics64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needles and blood man.
HunterOfTheSky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
LDG1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think most of us would end up as Spiderman...
(myself included. But if we wanna get REAL specific. I would be TarantualaMan)
CaptainTruelove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
Melgitat_Shujaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
ittybittybit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sloth Girl
SmokedMeatsAndFishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Finality
allute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
duffmanzee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokenpenisbecauseshemovedwhileiwasdoingtheallthewayinallthewayoutthingman
unarmedgoatwithsword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit they know I suck at my job man
ImANoobyDoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DiseaseMan
xRoute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialistman
whitestwetback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flyingcockroachesman
PM_ME_UR_GREAT_TITS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
metaknight95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
FalloutW0lf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LoudNoiseAndMassiveObjectMan
ImAFiggit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CripplingSocialAnxietyMan
AhhBisto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
juicyb09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bearman.......
myexguessesmyuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SallieMaeMan
deepfriedjellol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Pyro_Romeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman.
GoddessError ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flushing Public Toilets girl.
slocke200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myself-man
To be honest i dont know if id be that great a hero my name sounds pretty narcisstic.
Calmecac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistman
Everybody-thought-it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outliving-my-children-woman or husband-becomes-a-casualty-of-war-woman
KurodaH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SketchyDarkAllyMan. Weird how he names his alter ego after his fear.
contagiouslulaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakelady
That_guy_from_1014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hiccup man
sassyall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman.
antsugi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility-man
puckgrrl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Died Alone Eaten by Cats Girl
lordswan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homelessman
Patilac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman
Texburrito03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark attack, full- blown AIDS man.
elrafaelkochi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Decisionsman
confuseum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
roraverse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockman
I hate chickens.
imaoddduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vertigo Venus
Freebukakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zikaman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocrityman
Charmin76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleboy
TCsnowdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
feral_druid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightswoman
new_era55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mushroom Man
kpdrsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yellow Jacket Man
ejescasy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
pm_me_stick_pics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning in hell man
MissE_bb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpontaneousBrainAneurysmWoman
abovethefullmoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado woman
alice_is_lost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyMindGirl
EWSTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rattler!
bdyelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackguyman
GreenRanger90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakup man
xTezzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalator-woman
At least I promote laziness?
santiagopazm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Ex-Girlfriend Man.
highwind1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison Rape Man
David_bowman_starman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failing Out of College Man
kushmah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TomorrowDude
Rustic_Mango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
psychonautchris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimersman
Sea-levelCain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevation-Man
SexWithAnAvocado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeopleBargingIntoThePublicSinglePersonBathroomWithBrokenLockWhileImShittingMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SomethingbadhappenedtomykidIcouldntpreventMan
Eshmurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RealisingThatMyEntireLifeHasBeenLivedForNothingAndIllDieWithoutAccomplishingAnything Man.
samtrano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistman
skyleach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
robbingevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loosing my Costco membership man
poop_in_my_coffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brussel Sprout
bobalooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bossman, it even sounds cool!
firemummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arterial-Spray Man! I have almost passed out just from a radio description of arterial spray. I've tried to get over it, but it is super hard-wired.
BaronTatersworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Turns out I'm a terrible person"-man
I save lives by day, but get haunted by night by uncertainty of my own merits.
Jomajorsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Undead Abraham Lincoln Man.
Opusdiddy007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
GWM28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hemophobian
ExistentialBanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential-dread-and-never-living-a-life-worthy-of-remembering Man
AMAROKwlf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genderman!
seir0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touching The Seat Of A Public Restroom Man.
ATownHoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman
SweepTheStardust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pile of ants girl!
Wonka_Vision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small round clusters-man.
Amkao-Herios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowd Man (or if I'm a mass telepath: Crowd Control)
YessumMasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman.
Kill me now.
Stuffyluffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sudden heart failure girl! Aah...
honestduane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
Nodebunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaspMan
VigilanteSilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Things touching my feet in murky water woman
vcanada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jelyfish Woman
I am horrified of jellyfish
DanielIsAFaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
bromley2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My-Wife Man
Dr_Findro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A man has no name.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man.
ClicksOnLinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ignorant majority man
GuppysBalls666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suffocationman.
vickrockafeller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Water bottle rolling under the brake pedal man.
Catcherofthings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain commitment
dman77777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgot to tell the guy NO ONIONS in my burrito again man
chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crimson Crotch
frequentflyer94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely man
ctn91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Screechy-animal-noise-in-the-night..... Man.
robewolfgang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman
Tee_Hee_Helpmeplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallingfromheightsman. Sounds really solid.
xNe0n_Lights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Time On This Earth Is Short and Meaningless Man!
mauriceRavelSoGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MRSAman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TesisMan, I just had bad experiences with tesis and now I have to write one in order to get my major.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Man
mummingonyourcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkwardmomentinapublicrestaurant-man
Lord_of_Allusions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Person Man.
GoingToSimbabwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tryptophobiaman?
purrslikeawalrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
TheSanelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Gin4NY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Woman
thyazide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silverfish.
chechenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policemanman.
TheunderdogRutten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Universeman
hasitcum2this ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trustman
Emsavio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogman
Octopudding ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Never-amounting-to-anything-and-letting-everyone-down
psychotwilight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failiureman I dont think id be famous
zarly1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Fall Guy
GQManOfTheYear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceanman.
Heightman.
PaperScale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle man. Not the kind of hero we need right now..
Kn0wFriends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jail Bird
_gnasty_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeguy
Bloodyfinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big-mosquito-dude!
Actionjackson3456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman
The_end_is_near_dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting my pants man to the rescue!
macrob25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-Man
Yes, these stories in the news have renewed this fear...
RedBugz007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glow-in-the-dark Man
rollcroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duck Girl. Which sounds like something from the makers of Duck Dynasty.
She kneels..she preys..she's....
DUCK GIRL!
Coming this fall to A&E after dark
hanner__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman? Lol
Racing2733 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man!
HellaBrainCells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Lonely
VladB30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Restroom Man
howaboutthattoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
FLA_Boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-wife Man
Tralala613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Organized religion man!
Gunslinger_11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Polygamy-man
https://youtu.be/1ioLebEUHhw?t=25
p0tat07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. But that's already taken I see.
KeatingOrRoark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obscurityman!
sinceatimeimmemorial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aeroman! i'm extremely afraid of flying :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cold shoulder-man
thetrickyshow1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man
sunnyzep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie-lady
blusifer69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eccentric fun" relative that everyone secretly pities man
laturner92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Pretty awesome actually
Scottholcomb1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life's Choicesman
Random_Spazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggotman. Fuck maggots.
Acemanau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Anxiety Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkhole Lady
Ladysteiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worm woman. Ewwww
knickerbocker624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
diosim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriage
c18shadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
USMC0317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diefatandaloneman
Chowbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy-clown-from-Stephen-King's-IT-Man!!!!
Cpt-Science ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark Man
FixitFry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman - for reallz... Snakes, bears, bugs, whatever ... none of them elicit the horror of a Spidah!!
ShiDiWen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Family Man
fiskesuppe123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Analman
Bradicus2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random Group of Roaming Midgets Man!
kittenghost1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one will ever love me girl!
mattemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have some respect for yourself!
"No one will ever love me WOMAN"
vandenbeastmode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Openwaterman
DickyMcDoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who has had to work really hard to keep my weight down, I guess I would be FatOldMan. Doesn't really inspire fear.
sultanreigns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairmanman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying high in planes and small spaces and drowning woman.
TitaniumTi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature Death Man
grass-master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
stayugly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacyman
kristamhu2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social girl
MadameUntelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly girl. Kickin' ass in all the meadows.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Dying alone and having never forged any meaningful relationships with other human beings - man.
Will000jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocialInteractionMan!
TastyMuffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
sauerpatchkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biting Puppies Woman
ElementNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
mattemer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bananaman... Which was already done, maybe some of you older Millennials may remember...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananaman
Dinothors1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Germman
cruellerdougal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impaled Through the Eye Guy
dick1856 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried alive man
Assmoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
SailTheWorldWithMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman! Now is it the flying insect? 80s metal band? Or non-Catholic White descendants from a certain region of Europe?
Maliciouz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chuckman
Cowler3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AntMan
scumbagboi666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eyecontactman
seanmcgowans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Man
colonio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real Life Man
PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-sudden-stop-at-the-end-of-a-long fall-man.
Rafahil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quicksand.
SleepWouldBeNice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
lanenismo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
desireux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
AdmiralHip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
RavixOf4Horn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still Batman because...ya know, fear of baseball bats
PacificBrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
Worstdriver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortis
IslandTwig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Man
VivaSpiderJerusalem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unspeakable-Lovecraftian-Horror-That-Surely-Lives-In-All-Water-I-Can't-See-The-Bottom-Of Man
KnightKu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One Punch Man.
Grew up in a safe neighborhood and school. Never been bullied or got into a fight. Pretty sure I will be knocked out with a single punch considering my body size.
kev96h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOL Id be spiderman
brsch57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake
BlameBosco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman... wait, shit
M_Bipson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman, or Fearitselfman, Deathman,
HelloMyNameIs_Death ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxietyproneman
HellspawnedJawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Hey wait, haven't I heard that somewhere before?
SirFezzik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderman
Pigeon_Poop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barnacle Boy
FellTheCommonTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman. Wait, that's me already...
Outsider17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet another Spiderman.......
PM_ME_UR_ELBOWS_GURL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changeman :/
uhohmykokoro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidergirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedeman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
ZSloth11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Man. Alternatively Height Man. Plane Man. Clydesalman. Having A Tall Building collapse on top of me man.
petiteuphony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The thousand-needled kunoichi.
I literally have to lie down when getting any kind of injection done, or else I'll faint.
inaneHELLRAISER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Openwaterman
NikkiNakka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman. Being allergic to the little fuckers helps
Andyrob4511 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man!
Agentofsociety ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman!
danysu123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Espelancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-Boy
Davinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scorpion.
kevincreeperpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LifeMan
MasterEmp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beingalonewithmythoughtsman
mrsmandy82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WaterHeightsWeaknessFailureWoman
irontitan76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oldman
DrCentaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman!
marzbarz23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
Wondrous_Fairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
InsanityMan
I'm so frayed that it's pretty much all I have left now. It'll make a great super hero story someday I'm sure.
PsychMarketing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
DevoidofSunlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wastedlife Man
yabbadebbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking lady. :/
Selptcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman. They are so scary!
domestic_demi-god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porcelain doll man
AssHaberdasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaningless Life Man
Kohrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, my biggest fear is drowning, so probably Water Man or
AW SHIT
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogwench. Because frog girl and frog woman seem like cop outs.
Almofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain success
AwesomeTrinket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bromalgamate Woman.
With the ability to...uhhh...summon in the Bromalgamate?
vshnprsd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prof. Steve-man
Vcardenas3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Die alone man
ben10jimjams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy And Female Interaction-Man
cinemarshall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Color blindness man
threestardot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sp....spiderman?
Donutsareagirlsbff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trypophobia woman!
thegraymaninthmiddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man (Take me by the hand, lead me to the land...that you understand...)
P0W3R64M3R ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
existentialism man
arenalr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness man. He's never lonely. I swear.
Kotikola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darknightgirl
Pixiecrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Score!
Jilljillicu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small-spaces Woman
photojoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilitiesman
Somebody_Named_Wyatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedophile Man
MuchAdultVeryWow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Clownsman
astrogaijin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why's-the-beer-gone-man
Whatamidoing82648 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
pinkfloydfan4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cat-Man.
arbitrageME ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
girlman?
wutdoesthefoxdogesay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain tin cock
candy_cake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightwoman
Sick.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
sophiewophie666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Woman! Idk what it is but fuck no to all moths. I can't do it. Butterflies are cool though
mcstanky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Notbeingabletoprovideformyfamilyman
dallonv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark-and-Alone-Man
AllegedlyNorah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I might get a bit deep here, but...
LegDanglingOffTheSideOfTheBedInTheMiddleOfTheNightWoman
BridgeWoman
BedroomClosetInTheMiddleOfTheNightWoman
StrayDogWoman
RandomRodentsInTheSewerWoman
IsTheTrumanShowRealWoman??
HeadOnMotherFuckingCollisionWoman
PlaneCrashWoman
SpiderInMyEarAsImSleepingWoman!!!
I think that's about it.
Ndyahlluhs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Dva76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado-Hitting-A-Razor-Blade-FactoryWoman
goron8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thunderman pretty irrational right? I mean thunder isn't even the one that comes down. But id come down hard on my enemies... That was bad ill show myself out.
therealslimnady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman
SemperFiGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FearMan
supremixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairmanman
Maserati33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Monthly bill man
Cuccimane8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
westhatremains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Democratman!
See also: unitedstatesgovernmentman!
RowdyPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man.
wertasd123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tomato man
Knute5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confined Spaceman
notafunnyguy32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death man
DapperSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bat-Man-Man
No, not the fear of Batman. The fear of men armed with baseball bats.
conejitobrinco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dissapointing my loved ones man
sadmadmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dieing alone and unloved-man
YeahImJustThatAwesom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
HerpisiumThe1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitman
DerToblerone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nonexistenceman.
HarriganB2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman.
ThePopeofHell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The jellyfish
Sonic1031 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Self-loathing man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Polygraph Woman
Instant panic attack for me. I can still hear the scratching of the machine and was 100% unnerved by the woman giving the test. Would like to try for a job that would require a security clearance, but I think the panic attack when having a polygraph just says I lie about everything including my own name. I feel so stupid. I also can't take the classes for taking a polygraph, because they assume you did it to learn to lie. I just don't want to fall apart. I may be pathetic, but I guarantee I'm no more pathetic than the other idiots they hire, except they can get through a polygraph. Even an alcoholic who told me he lied on every one he ever took gets a security clearance.
Oh, and how much stuff has been dumped on wiki leaks by those with clearance?
I think the next one I ever have to take I'll just puke on the person giving the test.
BradeenJower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Laughingatthewrongtimeman
RemanentFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is really kinda awful, but... Midget Man
Alecrizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motivationman
WengFu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stuff swimming around below me in the same deep, opaque water I'm swimming in man.
runfromcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheeseman
eagle-eye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
WickedEris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically drowning in my own vomit in my sleep woman
ThaHypnotoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman. I'm afraid people will bash my knees in with a baseball bat.
johnhitlerpizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My superhero name is manchild. I fear becoming a responsible adult.
Onezez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman
Dharmie- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cottonball Caper
GreatEqualist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
poorman
Corytoalaska ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
HanSolo7777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDMan
Mr_Bear_Loves_You ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Essay man
Grave_Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man...
I'll admit maybe not that impressive.
Bucket1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear-itself-man.
kinxton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevatorman?
animetommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Man
deedadee93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Povertyman
puttv3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
Neurotoxin_60 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
spiritriser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm failureman! leader of the first League of underachieving gentlemen. I don't have a utility belt, but I do have a remedial belt.
I3raxton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointment Man
Drumitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ManOnManRapeMan
RogueLegend64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Man
qwilliams92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingYoungMan
Scared_of_moths ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
draxlaugh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleman
Weeperblast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GrotesqueCapacityForViolenceAgainstHimselfMan!
zhantoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman.
Sassage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess I would be Batman... terrified of bats
MystPixels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman
comradeallen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
teddyteddyteddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights-Man
azsupertramp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PoorMan
SaintJimmy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternal Darkness of Death Man
stoneddj420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heartbreakman
ShitOnaStickforfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bills man
famfam503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My uncle raping me man
simianpunishment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vaginas leaking pus man
pbj1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Na na na na na na na na frogman!
GrantTS19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Reject
Supercaptaincat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman. Not very intimidating.
uwillpanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Urethral penetration man
pinkmetalpanther ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane Girl
Homme_de_terre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman :(
WatchHim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer Man
MuenCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upescalatorman
adamwk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disposal Dude. (Fucking kitchen disposals are the worst)
VHSRoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede Man
MH825 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Belt with spikes man
ElanBard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Manequin
socrates_scrotum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Housecentipedeman
indylarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mondayman
adifferenttimezone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
Supernaturalman
Demonman
Boybandman
Trumpman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human-Man
ScubaSwede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
ConfusedJohnTrevolta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain Aneurysm man
Mastrownge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man... hmm weird... taken already..
OvesTondente ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human-interaction-man.
Lochtide7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prostate-man! to the rescue!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Dropkick, for my fear of heights.
El_DuderinoDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpidersGiveMeNightTerrors...man.
Th4tGamerChick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trapped-in-public woman
ultimapanzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
twtCharlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man, possibly at your service!
Drudicta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Spider-phantom
I have an irrational fear of spiders, and a fear of things I can't kill. Like creepy as fuck ghosts.
Either that or simply "Death". I am absolutely afraid of dying.
onADailyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman.
natrlscientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explosive Diarrhea Man?
deathbysnoosnoo9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babyman
Sanhael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Complete Failure
fightcjfight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster Man
StuKazoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
Shadowcalibur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallboy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning man... or commitment man
postJoey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman!
iamtheowlman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Owlman.
noticeablyzoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpshairman
deanmass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
Dr_Jackwagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Cums Too Quickly
animetommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OverlyLargeAsianWomanMan
Cressio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BacterialResistanceMan
Damibear138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losingmyjob man
ErosRelosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
BashfulMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornadoman
CPT-Squirrel82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nutman... Edit: captain-nut?
Dwebster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton Candy Tree Stand Man
Serav1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman.
captainkieffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
kii24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public-speaking-man?
TotalConartist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aneurysm-Man
keepthememes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl man
Bittersweetfeline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great heights lady
MrsMeteor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneGirl
Olclops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
jeggo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing Abyss of Loneliness Man?
--Harley-Quinn-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmangirl
Codkid036 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
GGoDDeSS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalatorwoman.
DisMomIsDaBomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-mom. Am I really the first? A gazillion 8 legged creepy kids? Nope.
DidFidgetDoThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ostrich girl.
How menacing.
PussyfootNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
mecrjzak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Girl. Afraid to take the stairs or ride a bike, might fall and die!
Foxtrottings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Darkness
logothebossman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Spiderman. Eww.
TheMightyBattleSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have anxiety so "Negative Thoughts Man"?
LovingDatDee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman.i have a fear of fats.
Guaymaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superfast Jellyfish
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thalassa-girl.
StringTheory2113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection man.
tikisnrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkwardman Edit: Awkwardnessman
mottbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SeaweedMan
SPARTONmAn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never Being Able To Skateboard Man.
Faisso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dรฉjร vuman
Raven_Strange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pool Drainman
Devilishlygood98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DarkWoman....
It doesnt ring as nicely......
The_lawbreaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Seaweeder: Powers include being 50% sea and 50% weed. I can also scare young children.
BHMaloney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Velvetman
Wolfir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black People Man
jappyjappyhoyhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting My Pants-Man
Polymarchos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Given that I was freaked out at the end of August when I found a bat in my house... Batman.
omnilynx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ExcruciatingPainMan.
UbuRoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GroundMan. You won't see me flying around in a fancy cape.
hashtagpow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being a real adult man...
gerrothoraxpulcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman! It's going to be chompy.
vi-rose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Panicattackman
TheDwarvenGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowningman!
chokingkojak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Working-class-man. Or Working-man, for short.
mackaber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncertainty man
CousinDarell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clintonman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tinnitus man
RBSF82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman
Towl3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Rape
LegendofPisoMojado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eraser-going-flat-and-scratching-metal-on-paper-man.
Or
Clown-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CockMan. oh wait no, CockroachMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Webwoman
naturalwonders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Public Toilet Crusader
cd1014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/AskRedditMan
jizznipples95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Dylishiebear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
User3955 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tickleman. I hate being tickled.
ownage99988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man
punkyc123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biscuitcan Woman
soopadrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Styrofoam man
poorWilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CentipedeWoman. F those guys!!!! Any and all centipedes are the scariest things I have ever encountered!
Juicedcow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StudentLoansMan.
orangesheepdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Storm
earlybird908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jailbaitman
thishappymedium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trap Girl
the_bass_hole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
laddersman
gonzochutney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-alone-without-any-loved-ones-man!!!!
Or
Anaphylaxis-Boy!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderman! The man who lurks the ladder play button but never hits find match!
Gandalfthefab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IRS Man (Or Tax Man)
Kalkaline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaweed touching my foot man
ScarletStump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman
truejohncb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancyman!
friendliest_giant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happyman
50shadesofgreatness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety man
dudefaceguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Tick
valeil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man.
Omninaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Anxiety
Mynameisaname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Useless Man
Kyle_Belmont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman
xMaloneyMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HerpesMan
BaxterInwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal rape-man
TooRiski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RephibianMan
forworkonly82616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a fear, just thought it'd be funny. Chinaman and ManBearPigMan
bigdaddypoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman
RedPanduuur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone man
MichiiBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LifeAlwaysBeingThisShittyWoman
Empty_Parking_Spot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interaction Man.
Player276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
kevster2717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man!
...or Giving Important Presentation In Front of Important People Man!
rinarey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachwoman
CumAndYellAUG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arm-stuck-in-grocery-store-automatic-doorman
srbilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoWifiMan
MkVsTheWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctorman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sudden death by accident or negligence guy.
jody_the_rodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherman?
GoodOlRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimer's Man
Tradyk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thewholeentireworldman (I have generalized anxiety...)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That weird people that are afraid of holes(Trypophobia) are holemen ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Geekfest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Legally Blind Man
karasz816 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Racoonperson.
slipperlip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vomitwoman
allmightymuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
midgetman
selbeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motorcycle crash-man
drinkit_or_wearit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken Internet Man
FFF_in_WY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttrape Boy. For some reason now I want to design a logo..
Supercuate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
sealpoacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Interaction Man
Robinhoodie5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foreveraloneman
BenScotti_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Postmodern-Philosophiesman
Overly_obviousanswer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointingmyfatherman
Ranku_Abadeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfulfilling life man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heighguy
cojack100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontation man
joeyfine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DollGirl! Or SnakeWoman.
Hyperinvox634 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
repostman
srysly why
jedi111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have an absolute irrational fear of becoming a gynecologist. Soooooo.... Gynoman I guess?
Tiger-meat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death and Pain-man
sparkywolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea man.
yayathedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Julianne Moore Woman.
Yo I love horror and all but she played crazy Christian lady a little too well for me......
WilliamWaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman
no_gaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La Cucaraca
j3nnyfromthebl0k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
DudeLeNasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
giobbistar21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
apintandafight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forced awkward interaction man.
gingertuppence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vegangirl
Supershatty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isthereanafterlifeman.
sixteenmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dementia Man
rootzz41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I'm Spiderman!
PolygonMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman.
CougarStick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Woman
RyanTakesNaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
peoplehatingmeman
nickthalion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lack of an afterlife-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gay man!
Jk... sorry.
Morasar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
insectman
AppleBetas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman?
omicrontheta1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning man
MindBlowingRick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
living_on_a_plane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bushman
blacksheeprising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The all encompassing weight of the oblivion that swallows us after our inevitable, lonely demise...man.
WirSindAllein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
meantofrogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CeilingFanMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnesthesiaWoman.
allkindsofallie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ArachnoWoamn fuck those 8 legged shits.
aspoels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman sounds weird tho lol
takethedive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone-Man
Motolaser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Poorman
Grande_Latte_Enema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Disapproval Man
spartan_green ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
houseofleopold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tapemeasurewoman.
BiggestTiger1535 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman already taken?
melvincholy2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man... Which is weird because I'm on the tall side
YNot1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman.
Epicloser008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great Heights
nastiernate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
Ereinion_Erinsal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsthatwon'tkillyoubutinsteadleaveyouparalyzed man
SpenceStar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man is already taken though.
TheNotoriousD-O-G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
IAmAThorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Woman
Racheljumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
Chapman_Charm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bellybutton man
Pakaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EatYourSkinOffWhileYoureAliveMan
gunslingrburrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
frogitfrogit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being falsely prosecuted man
TheBlackGuard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Littlegirlghostman
nudemonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whatamigoingtodowithmylife-man
Karasevde24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-woman!
ninjaman41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UselessAsFuckToEveryone Man
HaansJob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Man
letschopcats88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casino Girl. I'm terrified of that movie.
DustyT011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Divorced Again Man
fps_slug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
CosmicNoire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CripplingLonliness Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gayman.
"Stop, your outfits are criminal!"
74Donato74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Circle man
Tietsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-Icy-Touch-of-Oblivion Man.
319Skew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mosquitosman
mydongistiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DickInMyAss Man
therealjamocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used-to-be-a-man-man.
Grande_Latte_Enema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hungerman
theshaggyhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
antonio106 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robotman.
Not very exciting, but seems like it would be a cool transformer.
Dham20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting caught jerkin it man
hatetank91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison sex man
baconboozie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexman
TechnoPurist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
JDTD42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman Snakeman Weirdnoiseoutsideatnightwhilehomealoneman.
pmint23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successfulrelationshipman
iSo_Cold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
soykommander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spending all day on the phone with insurance speaking to a person that didnt graduate highschool to get my chemo medication man
OG_Sergi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
College debt man
Quibert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My family died in a horrific accident and I am all by myself man.
KLULESS_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man
MoistBombay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr.I.T.
I'm the network engineer at my job. Everyday people cant seem to remember their account login, fail at printing documents, cant seem to connect to wifi. Have no Fear, Mr.IT is here. the owner doesn't even call me by my name. It's a great feeling!
AidanL17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Decision man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prisonrapeman
Horsemeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
_mybestidea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CrappyCoffeeMan
Joker123jonny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick in ass man
liddicoatite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have to poop when you're stuck in the car-man
ToBePacific ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confined Spaces Man
SlasherNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...well, that's original.
iamnotnotarobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheColdInfiniteVastenessOfSpace Woman.
AwesomeGinger48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socializing-Man
zoomer296 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Proprietary software man.
BlueEyedReaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Internetcrashman
spidersting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman. I have a fear of heights.
herbert_andy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Findinglifeunfurfillingman
festerf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gettingoldman
0siris0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mayonnaise Man
jeremy201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyboy
SevTheNiceGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shittinginmypants in publicman
Sticky_Riddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orcaman
Tamirel963 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowds&Needles! Not a palatable name.
ChimpVision ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick ripped off man
RaineDragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Fishwoman.
Flynn_lives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worried about violently throwing up man.
PQ858 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
tymboturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
Actually, tbh, I'm not so much afraid of heights as I am afraid of falling to my death, soo...
Fallingtomydeathman!
Thorlicious62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bird lady
ICEMANdrake214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman lol
Oldpenguinhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood sucking animal man, soooo... A vampire?
Epicritical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amoebic Dissentary Lad
Owen_Vance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cumman
TheRealMagikarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackguyman
TheBaconator1990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflyman
DingoMan444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Answeringanumkownnumber man
halasaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Razorclamgirl
ArqArtur0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dissapointment-Man.
Dr-Dangerous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judgement Lad
antiartart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exwifeman
setzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pre-Flight Man?
That's gotta be the worst superhero name ever. I love travels, n have no issues going on trains, boats, or road trips (cars n vans etc) or any other method of travel.
But I get massive anxiety issues before flights, I'm ok once I'm on the plane because hey nothing I can do then, but before that I'm almost always a nervous wreck.
oktofeellost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jugular cut man.
At least I'm hardcore.
Market_Brand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Person"
stro3ngest1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
emotionalintimacyman
nitdkim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
standing under violently shaking objects man
standing under basketball rims and bells shaking makes me uneasy.
AustinG909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness
donnysaysvacuum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Decisionman
scamperly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman
-Nyga- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AskingGirlsOutMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobia- man
i would hate to buried alive- man
or
dankmemes-man
the meems......they are everywhere
Mandalf_the_Ghey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mm, I don't think he's afraid of bats is he? I thought it was just the once when he was a kid and he has the epiphany
Entinu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
rawrimasausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallingman
Horrorshow1077 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy man
xleighx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladybug Lady
jonnyGURU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milkman (I'm lactose intolerant).
Permafox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman with the power to...eh, what's the point
billegoat45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painful death man
burgersamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman or Heightman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone Not Feeling The Same Way For Me-Woman
Sea-Mammal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-Alone-With-No-One-To-Miss-Me Man
Firelink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman
marahcoral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobica, deadliest woman alive. Unless confined in an elevator or coffin.
hiernonymus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/toomanypillowsman
Butitwasidio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
X0AN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
AsyncTask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is someone afraid of the day? Because I'm scared of nights.
APurrSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AcidThrownInFaceMan
Silfies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
raneldor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The awesome Deadman!!!
yocum137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
TheSnacky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Bodysnatcher
accent4fake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BalloonGirl
diehardsoxfan91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LotionMan
Mandalf_the_Ghey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pm me pics of your boobs man
francisco_DANKonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
Cheekygui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale guy
Rominions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Torrentblockedman, My fear seems to be already happening.
ItsTheMastaChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman.
L3thalSqu1rt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise-shit-during-anal Man
Schnrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poopeverywhere-man
asdf2100asd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tortureman
Vokean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
OmwToGallifrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alienman
BaconKingGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peacock-man
mission42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WorkMan
shansen916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
BanUrBoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
dbhus21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man.
rageofheaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiteman. Yes, I am scared of flying kites. No, I am not scared of heights.
clutedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost Balloon Man
gamasgaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman
Pickled_Kagura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
ecptop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
Green_Manelishi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, or Waspman.
noodlebee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyinggirl.
ericofduart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HumanityMan
Plot twist: I'm Jesus Christ
Space-Jawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling-To-My-Death-From-A-Great-Height-Man.
Or, for simplicities sake, probably just Gravityman.
RightSideOver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solitude. I've lost everyone.
Slapskad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any kind of bear man.
Mr_Robot42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VulvaMan
creamyclear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
societyman
creamyclear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
or peopleman
HauntedPersimmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-alone-with-my-thoughts man
shadesofgabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Veltrax dude
dr_babbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry man. Your kids...
ismxt9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
WhycantIusetheq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuuuuuuck, I so don't want to be centipedeman....
Schnrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking into a washroom with human shit everywhere-man
thatoneguys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh. Spider Man.
jakobion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandman, Mr.Sandman
Jest-err ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman...
3edgy5me
autofitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Long-term Relationship Woman
wirelessfiction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
killahKaZx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heights man, or fear of intimacy man.
yeti_mercury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Larva Man
nightrose0087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady Bug. Fucking hate lady bugs. Scare the shit out of me.
cadenkai171 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
twistmental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either The coma or The dead daughter
morganfreemansnips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no need to fear rapeman his here
TooFastTim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Foreveralone man.
man774 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman
Brence13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gnatman..
TheBruBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insectman
OwOUlises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloonman
Jamazu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murky Water Swim
Jabrowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unfathomabledepths Man!
diveintothe9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cameraman.
If you point a camera at me, I will be gone.
huggiesdsc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacyman
coloryourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark&Alone Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Diffendooferday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highplacesman?
Kellogs53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman.
captaincanada84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman or Hornetman or Waspman
ChocolateJesus8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman.
inukuro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely woman. Bringing loneliness to all the happy assholes out there
(i am actually not lonely atm, but it is my fear)
therealjamocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I-Love-You-man
Shiver_Me_Timbrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairman man
Mknot_uh_rbt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakealicious
Gerrinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fanman.
Ceiling-fanman.
BellatrixK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark-woman Or... Something-grabbing-my-leg-as-it-dangles-over-the-side-of-the-bed girl!
Tommytoonss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Berryman, I have an irrational fear of berries. Idk why nor does my friends and family.
Sandman4999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman.
Bcwolf1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallingfromgreatheightsman
callmeohio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
PMME-YOUR-DANK-MEMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of the fact that when we all die there is no afterlife just complete and total nothingness man...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alligatorbiter
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NothingnessMan
riggsgaming44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pet birdman
ChocolateJesus8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ChuckNorrisMan.
CosmosNarwhalZzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
Kurtch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman. Sounds cool until you see me with a nightlight.
hokuten04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireman. House caught fire when i was in my teens, managed to put it out with the help of a couple of neighbors. Though ever since then i get super paroniod when it comes to fire.
aPintSizedLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure
phineas_n_ferb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cockroach girl.
veryrandomcomment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
bludue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
dirtjuggalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gluten-free man, I'm a line cook when those nothing I fear more than those gluten-free mods coming in on tickets during a busy service. Grinds everything to a stop
Osofrontino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman or Acroman.
jpross90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ventriloquist dollman
Stonedsailer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hypodermic needle man
firitheryn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
AstroBolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Activert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gator Girl. Alligators... shudder.
rmiller7811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain DeadBeforeMyDog
FlameFoxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
PM_ME_JON_KITNA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needles-in-eyeball man,
"Someone help, I need help!"
"Did someone say "EYE need help"?
Drafo7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crashman.
CBBuddha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Spiders-Man
toilets_lament ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Triangle Man
Dennis_Rudman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peanut butter man
PhotographicMammory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman
chris22sjg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orgasm man
Benthefriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeForgottenMan
keeponhiking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeefCurtainLabiaMan
pinkdimenippies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling-in-the-shower-and-having-people-find-me-naked Man
Monkeywrench08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RoachMan
Wait... That sounds lame.
Thedoc9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freakishly-Big Bug-Man. Tarantulas look like they have huge muscles. June bugs are loud when they buzz you. A centipede crossing the basement floor towards me? Where's my flamethrower?!
griff2621 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heartattackman
both my grandfathers and my father died of heart attacks in their early 50s. I've been doing everything I can to fight the streak
Grymrir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genuine loveman
Demonweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Moneybags
Infinit777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle-Man!
Needle-Man Needle-Man, does whatever a needle can. Shoots you up, gets you high his happiness is your demise. Look out, here comes the needle man.
Is he safe? listen up, he's touched contaminated blood. Hepititis, Hiv and pleanty of other STD's and diseases... look out for Needle Man.
ptb4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman!
jparratt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea-man, no joke :/
ebowork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallout boy. Is that taken already?
turd_miner91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goyim-man
demonicsoap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Floridamanman
michjames1926 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Palmetto bug queen. (I hate those f******!)
christian0916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crackbaby Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortality girl.
Drunken_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman!
Matterhorn27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillaryman
warthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leechman
AizenShisuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
christian0916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kitchen Appliance Man
Delta365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd probably be LifesEnd.
3_M4N ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man. Accompanied by his trusty side kick, Paying-student-loans-with-retiremant-savings-because-thats-the-only-money-I-have-left man.
Pomagranite16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STD lady.
Wildeman18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
clown man!...fuck
MasterChiefGuy5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height-Man
My power would be to teleport people to really high places with no safety equipment
ElBenito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loss-Of-A-Loved-One-Man.
Op3No6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Donald
FuckModsInTheAss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman.
oleoleolehansen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AssRapeMan
Wolf_on_Anime_street ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SheMightBiteMyDickMan
cynicalbrit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman.
RaddialFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quake
Menonpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownbaby
TofuBurita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man
novalaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidersman
Xgxstxn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
Theandercm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman.
TechniqueSquidward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
TommenBrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevator Man
NickRick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwebs you accidently walk through, but don't have a spider in it, so you're just trying to find it, but can't so your mind thinks you have a deadly spider on you all day man
scibrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Particleman!
or...realistically, Tornadoman
sevegekaelen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman
sulihpoeht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parasite man! With the power to swim up your urethra and grow up to 27 feet long!
Squirrella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opaque-shower-curtain-frau. It needs work.
cl0udyj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What If When We Die Our Spirit is Preserved in an Everlasting State of Consciousness and we Have No Way to End It... Man"
99percentbullshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jolly Rancher Man
pablobunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquakegirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Wave. Fear of drowning, in waves specifically.
Nidac_7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
Lord_Mozes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aidsman
Lamshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
manbearpig330 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
JisuanjiHou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman.
Lord_Mozes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2ND DWIMAN!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homeless man ;(
TheJewstin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man
gratethecheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Checkingmybankaccountbalanceman
basementreligion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitgirl
Misty_Rose98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachwoman
MRV-DUB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BigFatHairyGuyInADressPropositioningMeMan
TheMasonR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alligator Boy
locadelosgatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raccoon Person
mjmannella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eaten-by-a-Whale-man
berryferry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Capcom, if you intend to make anymore classic MegaMan games here is some good inspiration for robot master names
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
SameOldShawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ceiling Fan Man.
Lamshoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social situations where I say the wrong thing-man
pattycakezo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CentipedeWoman eeeew
Darkmeremask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman?
slemonatealemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwig girl
jtoethejtoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apprehension about the real-world potential of zombies Man
rageofheaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real world potential of zombies is a self defeating fear.
SlamCakeMasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Urinator.
Captain_Nightlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chuck Norrisman
Stalli0nDuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle-Man
Henniferlopez87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.
raikouraza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Man
agumonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
renkonen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cubs losing again this year Man
sintral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Late period woman
leftysoweak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horses man
ideawhatimdoing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impregnationman
myRoommateDid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitment man
umbananas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Man
RedHorseStrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpesman
lucid1977x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parasite Man
tsmartin123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DonaldTrumpHillaryClintonMan
ShinraiTensei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Automatic Door Man.
Chradi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robberman not to be confused with Rubberman
fufabunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Girl or Roach Lass. Pick
doomsday78251 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Exorcist, man.
alphadextro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
Vulcan-Phoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Giant Demon Loris Guy
lauruhhpalooza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overflowing Toilet Woman
FyreFlu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential-Dread-Boy: forcing super villains to curl into a ball and cry!
CapnWreckz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Man
sneauxoui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poverty man!
Big_Bird_Is_Yellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excruciating Torture-Man
captainmavro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name would be Fear.
Justincreature ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Neverfindinganyonetolovememan
01Asphole999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fall guy
Hirronimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jacque-cousteau-shark-documentary-man.
FingerPus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine would be Manual Labor Man
JoeyKuel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
Glock_jam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResponsibilityMan, SpiderMan, Rat/Smallrodentsman
PsiFalconPunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, Heightsman, Crowded environmentman. I'm a well rounded superhero holy fuck.
RadioHitandRun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large angry black man.
Carlton-Hanks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friendzone Man
Trumpsmason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.
AstroGrizzly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small Talk Man
stirringash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arguing with idiots man
kharmdierks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pinkslipman
creek_slam_sit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
AdamMayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
TrillPatrickStar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ManiacMan
Mognoandacvodad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratgirl. (Shudder)
dykstradang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social expectations-man
dykstradang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social expectations-man
Middle-agedman
Adult responsibilities-man
Soggy_Pronoun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noman...seriously, my friends asked me what I was scared of earlier this week and I've been wracking my brain to figure out the answer. I'm not some badass action hero or anything and I've done plenty of stuff in my life, but I genuinely have no idea what genuinely scares me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Old Man
buttdiagrams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-Man
nellnee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Murder woman
virtigo31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failing to provide for my family, man.
travbert09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailclipping Man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vespid Man
Roflremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHARKMAN!
Dalisca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaker
pellson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
Justinmrosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Port-o-potty Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina Man!
Ryarod-Itanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything-Man.
donchabot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cranefly Man.
HGF88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worthlessness Woman
TheCubez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alarm Clock Man
EchoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Fuck Up-Lad.
MayanReam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Limpdickman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Man.
-RedStar- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Immortal Man
fatboylawstudent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man
hierogriffic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasshopper Guy! I hate those creepy bastards.
PDXEng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Controlled Man
MocodeHarambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black man
brzt6060 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here expecting commitmentman, was disappointed.
_ryan__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman I am legit terrified of bats
Azeral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature Ejaculation Man
Hyper_Threaded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Syringe Avenger. Thy Needle Man works too I guess
TheRealistArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WrongPlaceAtTheWrongTime Man
DarkRedTwist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman.
chamington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightmanโฆ I guess I'm tall?
iamfukt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
clown man
CalebDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing-Man!
avee10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The iron orphan
LifeisaCatbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possumwoman.
SaberDart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment man!
Thanoobstar3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having a baby in my arms Man.
pnw_dev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
AlishaWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chalkboard Girl
shadowcor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man
pawelwny1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
relationship commitment man!
IForgotMyOldLoggInfo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-Man
Tenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barnboy!
raisin_girl20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cultwoman
melzeboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother-in-law woman
Mneumonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angry Bee Man, with the power to run and duck with arms flailing!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster malfunctioning dropping to certain death Gal!
TheReezles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mascot lady
BigNR17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Closed-Shower-CurtainMan
Goldfish_Vender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burglar-Man
DinoDonkeyDoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkdemon
VekinKG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Accountabilityman
CrosseyedZebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Commit
Welcometony1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
mm4ng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publoic speakin mang
CatrinaWinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShrimpWoman
AnteaterChem17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
butterfly man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DARKWOMAN
ZeMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadline
ThrowawayForRAoBJs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speechman
Hockeytownsouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, unfortunately I heard it was already taken.
wherethebootyatttt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
loudtoiletman
PM_ME_PANGOLINs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worm-woman
Stujid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calculusman
alexandercs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
still batman
EB8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small-talk Man!
feedmewierdthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penisman
dolphyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety man
GrumpyMcGrumperton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beeman
OposumOfAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being called to the front of the class while wearing gym shorts man.
dantemirror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DieAloneMan
compro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repairman-man-man-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying insect woman
thedude21619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing-my-walletman
CentrifugalChicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SuperBee
ebeptonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feelsbadman.
ajh13_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myfutureman
Econdg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Germman: Germs not Germans
Mosteele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontationlady
sickcunt138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach woman..
barbiecubanita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Girl
chuwawarat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NobodyMan
chunk337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blimpman
salacious-crumm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobic Guy
jmanunit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turkeyman
bucky_8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
Techno_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.
I feel like everything worked out here.
Paradise5551 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman. Being lonely
shellwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
forever alone man....
Foodstamp001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publictoiletman
humad7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocrity-man
fade_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Federal pounding in the ass prison man
xxsuscitatexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkwoman
BU88L53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moter-in-law-man
Allisonaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Forever Girl.
Allisonaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Forever Girl.
MicG53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
whitchri175 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
ezekiellake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Expendable Boy.
I have no super powers, skills or noteworthy abilities and, when the shit comes down, EP gets all the crap jobs: run out there and draw their fire, be the suicide bomber, drink this and see if it's poison, etc
movebitchgetoutdaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale Girl ๐ญ
taboo86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential-crisis man.
SM1334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When-your-employer-asks-for-a-drug-test-man
randomilite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke Guy
Schrodingers_dogg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility man
Logicalsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie man... or am I just a zombi
ThesillySister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer Woman saves the day doesn't have the same ring as Batman. Womp womp.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human centipede
fivebillionproud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
edgyprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thatbigassferriswheelatcliforniaadventures-man
edgyprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd rather ride a million roller coasters naked than get back on that thing. The way the gondola slides around wigs me out....and i used to fly in helicopters and repel...go figure.
Quick_LIme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy-man
BoomerKeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A-tiny-piece-of-lettuce-in-my-Taco-Bell-bean-burrito Man
But seriously, that ruins an already difficult situation.
Stegosaurus1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to women man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crippling lonelyness man
Chocolatebaronstilts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futurewoman
WhatIsPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leaving the Office Toilet Unflushed Man.
Wrest216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not living up to my Potential- Man.
Jonathan_Pine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderman!
Wolfeaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DryspellWoman
CCarr33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up man
deadkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EveryoneSecretlyHatingMeWoman
cannabiskit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dollface.
hotrodfan_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rocket mannn -- can't believe nobody's said it yet!
SuperCronk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
Bigworm88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
NyonMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadvirgiinman
ahchoo4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
bbqueenofhearts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane Woman
Wiggly_Muffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House centipede man
JusssSaiyan317 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HerpesMan!
MrTurtleBeam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boatman
RolleWithIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman?
guitarnoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain Eating Amoeba Man
sorrywhatguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercutman
The_Chuckie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GlobalWarmingMan
HomeyHotDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HillaryMan
TacticalTruth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejector!โข
ixidor121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vertigo-spiderman to the rescue. Just look for me in a car and not on a swinging rope or the tops of buildings. Also this makes it very hard to brood menacingly over the city at night time.
Wolfwood432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small-talkMan
FractalPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
elevatorguru123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Day man fighter of the night man ahhhhhhhahhhhhh
Matruvius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CockroachMan
Seriously fuck those nasty ass bugs
Cooperjmartin724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocket man.... Wait
Lilayce09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deerman
xXCurry_In_A_HurryXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Capitalist Man
ozboi83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Control Man
ghostbustonmyboobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public defender
Probablynotspiders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably not spiders.
mushroomyakuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever Alone Man
capitan_canaidia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
experientialsponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
Hmm_Peculiar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depressionman
He'll destroy you! But first he has to get out of bed today.
adjensen83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimersman
playin4power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
purgatory-man
Hodoriferous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Veins-girl
rorylfc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugman. I don't fuck with no slugs
jack606297 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I guess that makes me Stink Needle.
So I either inject you with foul smells or spray you with needles.
I'm scared of needles and for some unknown irrational reason skunks freak me out lol.
bslow22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toiletsnakeman
DrTardis89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lightning man
PiNKCaNDYxOxO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sexwoman
thegoldenboy444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxieton!!
CJisInsane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
DeadBeat08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman, I, like the new Batman, just straight up kill people
Chubsmagna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-Man
JeremyTR93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman!
Mabans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DickWontWorkAnymoreMan
Boatzilla22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopotamus
misterjustice90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unreasonable of of black holes-man
Phayzon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one is Spaceman yet? OK then!
Shut_my_brain_up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach Woman. People will fear me!
josh21182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is like my favorite thread ever ha
Swarzlov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
lofiro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glove man
That sounds weird doesn't it?
Hy3jii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Dyingaloneman
Livingwithchronicpainman
Homelessman
LivinginacountrywhereHilaryorTrumpispresidentman
Kidney_Snatcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speechman!
CORPSEBLENDER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning Man.
logicperson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach man
Platypus-Rising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobia Man. Well then ...
Joeasoraus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Livingacomputergeneratedlifeman
sugar-snow-snap2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
needle gal. blech.
--Blightsaber-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AssRapeMan!!
lilnick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Void-man
jesasaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peaman
josh21182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're Going to Die Sad, Poor and Alone Boy
metsrule4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
guzzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wildbeaverman
SpiderHandsMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AneurysmChick
Not_a_Flying_Toy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman aaah ah
apflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not personally for me, but for a good amount of redditors, "Dayman"
Jon1230 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fighter of the Nightman!
AverageWhite_Male ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Koalaman
Thanatoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonesomeman!
im_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marriage Man checking in!
mitch-lawless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vertigo Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-Anxiety-Man! I will save the world - savely from my room or while no one is watching!
EctoPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rootcanalman
Shadow_ten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ParanormalMan
IronDiggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
German
Trollaboratory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting butt fucked man
imrlybord7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Faceman
fear of my own face
jaredpatton173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Panic-Attack Man.
sarcasmcannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoboman
EctoPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttrapeman
Kaien_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god i can't breathe...Man?
Bottomuvthelist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
hellslave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bathing Man
abruce123412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
captain projectile
XBo0dspill3rX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
ImprovingKodiak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CarMan
USGunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RelationshipMan
red5jam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hard work man
peachyfoam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
Inlovewithaprince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Old Age Mage
68-whiskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fat Man
InternetConquistador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployed Man. My superpower is moping around the house at 2pm in my underwear.
PlanetMustafar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness Man
DaWayItWorks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Man
Pugify ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
ficklewords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IsolationGirl!!!
philantrophe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boring Man
eyeap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GettingLaidOffMan
defanged_destroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Randomly-Convicted-of-a-Crime-He-Didn't-Commit
Sairivon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DrowningMan
OminousFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
RuffTuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
bscher87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPOONMAN*!!!!
*come together with your hands
RawrImoDinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That phobia about the holes in things
RonPolyp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyMomAnd/OrSisterMightFindOutWhereILiveMan
JonPoe167 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not to take one that is already a superhero but Spiderman Or snakeman. They creep me out how can you move so fast with no legs or arms
wschredder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Self Man
urthanes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loveman
allyssaess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
succcult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Tito" dickman, baby.
Taliesin32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman!
teddytbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Husband catches me fucking his wife man
fourwallsandafuton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DogWoman? That's terrible.
GAME_OF_TONES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
zombiezander
Zergling89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man, falling to my death man, dying alone man, and commitment man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confinedspaces Man
Raezak_Am ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanoid Man...
ThrowawayPervmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man! Dun dun dunn!
PkmnDudeRignar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HeightsMan
JP-Ziller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman...
Slicer16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
waceyhawpuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathwoman
DolphinsWithLasers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would homophobes be called gay men then?
tb3278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-Situations-Man
Eternallydecent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifewoman
Anyani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homelessman
Skyhighgreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Beanzii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
dunno98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Graterman
TheVikingPrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Illneverbegoodenoughman. Not very charming of a name. Haha
SoquidSnake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Man
Icanberude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogwoman. I guess I'm a villain not a superhero.
uberdungeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meman
apopheny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Depression
The Incredibly Mortal Kid
Captain Stagnant
Judge Existential Dread
Loveless
damattdanman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poorman
Nickbeam21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
kris10amanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman! Doesn't exactly make people feel confident about my abilities.
DivineEternal1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing Old Man
1SweetChuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Josh Widdecombe's would be "Girls older than 12" man.
Jtt7987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman
awesome_possum76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bug in the ear man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancyman
coldfingers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Girl, Cellar Woman, Ventriloquist Dummy Vixen....or maybe just stop at Dummy.
Scars_Are_Sexy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Girl
smaffit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment man!
digdugchamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Internet Shut Off Man
Jbp629 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socializing-with-new-people-at-a-community-college-man
lzanjm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment girl
Air_Freshenerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rentisduetomorrowandimbroke man
Therealluke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vag Boy
WhyWouldntI99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to a wo - man
chiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doctor syringe man!
KhaozJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
Dizmodo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
jnthedude412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Bathroom Man
poopy27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
failure girl
duder-reese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Domestic Airport Security Woman
xiaothepotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Man
oh wait
R-nd- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathwoman
Mr-Howl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster Man
KarsonL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
CapRoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gorilla Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RollerCoasterMan! I'm terrified of roller coasters.
punk916 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mailman
yofac3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquake man. ..i love/hate living in L.A
harsh183 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homework Boy, oh dear.
Martdogg3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alcoholisman.
Drmeatpaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SO: radroach woman!
jonnyrockets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockman. That's the answer.
Paquitotaquito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Afraid of failure man
Kahnonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President Trump-man
grimbotronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartinginpublicman.
FutureExMrsGoldblum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady Dementia
fangbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hole man
Onyxium88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House centipede man
NoahMendell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man...
RoadsofRose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skunkgirl
scdodge03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debt man
native_ridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUTTON - Man
Fuzzyapplepie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
w1nston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman.
teddytbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgot Anniversary Man
josh21182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Girlfriend's Lying About Loving You Boy
Jmu7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling woman
KelvinElvin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Karma man
playin4power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wet-shoes-squeaking-on-the-floor-man
MilkySituation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights-man
rebuscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal-prolapse-man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flesh Eating Disease Man
lorenha0129 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach-girl
kareezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beehive Man
MuresMalum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who here is Fear Itself-Man?
We all need a supervillain to fight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach-needles man. Dear God...
HeronSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Void.
....I'm actually okay with this.
ThePatchelist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Skyman!
velveteenrobber12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
HowToBeaGoodLeader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo-Man. Fear of social interaction with women.
Half_Man1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy man
pkayl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death Man!
p3rfect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speakinginfrontofgroupsofpeople-man
LeFloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwigman
kaioken-doll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elderly man
AttendingAlloy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antman
CaedesOfTheSkies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human-man.
TornadoofDOOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
Wannabkate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suicide Woman
Shrekquille_Oneal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection man
sapperRichter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well crap, I'm the cutthroat caterpillar.
ChatOChoco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bed Bug woman or The Bed Bug
sounds more like a porn name...
irkentier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman, or Lifeman
jeunehommefatal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man.
bigpapabaconizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man?
DonOfspades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Car-crash-man
OceanMan670 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Millipede Man
forestpunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mediocrity man.
KingAetherrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackpeopleman
Kuruttta-Kyoken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living too old and being a dead weight man
morbidin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exposed plumbing man
Lordy41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.....
zachjones93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rape man
not a fan of that one
Cyanide77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FearMan...
evidica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
EebamXela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adulthoodman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallujahman
emperorchiao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-Alone-Man
sixfingerdiscount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wind Turbine Guy.
Srsly. It's irrational, I know it. But they bother me. Even big fans in warehouses. Just have to keep them right outside my peripheral and can go on human-ing.
Curlyhairdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
nousernamesopen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alligator man. (THEY'RE APEX PREDATORS, LANA).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking to girls-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
Avvikke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
geneorama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain waterboard
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Commitment
LittleSadEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Babydoll. Bane of catcallers.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeedleMan
Not-Neon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the reason all my friends leave man
PinicchioDelTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShittingMyPantsWhileIFallOffAScyscraperRoofWhilePublicSpeaking Boy
phillyCHEEEEEZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
blu1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squirrel Boy ๐ I fucking hate squirrels. They're cute af but for some reason creep me out.
BnL4L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Povertyman
kevinmillward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social situations man
FanTheHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Better bust out the blackface, Darkman is coming to town!
kmccarthy27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lettuce Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortgagemaaaaaan!!!
nickhitnrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cirrhosis Man! Coming to slowly and painfully kill your enemies over a long period of time!
SteroidSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman!
oneninefiveeight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REally Loud Noise man
darkknight1087 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cuntman
j1mm8o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
everythingman
Tyler484488 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FallingInsanity
_spaceylacey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingHomeAloneWoman
deldge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being social man
swd99999999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman I'm scared of that shit...
Captain_Stairs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacyman.
bgov1801 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
willicuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness Man
pythonspam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SnakesWhydidithavetobeSnakesman.
GameQb11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.... Sad face
OrangeMeppsNumber5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman.
arpadav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
MollyTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Don't Drop the Baby Avenger
FalconLorenzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy man
rxsheepxr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman.
RyDaPrince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hippopotamus man
Ishootnoodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paralyzedman--Not only a terrible thing to happen, but would make for a shitty superhero too.
Jwmquan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Society girl
abigore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HavingHemorrhoidsThatAreNeverGoingToGoAway Woman
GamerDame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social situations girl
PM_ME_SAM_ROCKWELL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trampled Woman
blergzorks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
braindancer3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
SteelApple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LonelyWoman
iamradnetro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagaygayman. No pun intended.
Deeyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obesity Woman
AlabamaSniper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ImpactionMan
xjayxmanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Married man
bucketfarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALS man
ninjazord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockcroach-woman. Hate those flying things. shudder
Prozin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumpman
superkamikazee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bear Man.
barry_you_asshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
brain aneurism man
ChestnutRiced ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cicada man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety will become self aware and destroy everything in life-man. Powers include and are pretty much limited to: running the fuck away, crying in a hole somewhere, frequently apologizes for things, apologizes for apologizing too much, cowering under tables and other furniture. ULT: none, just stronger emotions attached to above powers.
DeepStatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DANANANANANANANA DANANANNANANANA TheCoworkerInTheStallNextToMeMightHearMePoopingMaaaaaaan!
kibbles0515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Applyingforjobsman.
Becominganadultman.
Failureman.
Responsibilityman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That would make me...
...REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN!
bogiesbellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy Man
Runefather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Medical procedure man.
Ugh. Even imagining the costume makes me queasy.
ravenclaw1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man! Oh, wait...
kimjongunderdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DebtMan
ladylurkedalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-a-lingering-death-in-great-pain Woman.
XenuXVII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big fukin black 12 inch dildo man
Spartacats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting a Woman Pregnant Man.
Darksoulja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone-breaking-into-my-house-while-Im-in-the-shower-and-defenseless-man
ShadowRaptor675 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vaginaman! To a slippery rescue!
sunnydsmite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Irrational fear of the dark lady!
scarab123321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights man
flowgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DonaldTrumpisPresident-man
sdkphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UnknownMan
All-Consuming-Fire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depression Man! Here I come to save the day! No wait. I'm still in bed.
masterofallvillany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheWorldIsAnIllusionAndEveryoneILoveDontExistMan
radical_jaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man.
Ralph_Wasl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bumblebee Man.
SkingbardLongclaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely man :(
Crowbar_Felt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๏ผถ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
BajaBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Commitment man"
Markb42015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
anal penetration-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man
jakeduhjake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeverBeingEnoughMan
okami_shinobi003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Universe Man
psychonauticalvvitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old People Man
loppneli002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Man
HeavyOnTheHit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a Scatman
eftah1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
fusrohurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exam-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Death
TheNASAguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Calculus Man
Falkner09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Severe disability boy
Kwehchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitwoman
Equivet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke Boy
CherryWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Woman
SimAlienAntFarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifegirl.
missginamite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobic snake heights woman- i guess snakes on a plane would be my kryptonite.
ihaveanegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Loan Ranger
DesiredSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GrammarMan
EAllagash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speakingMan
nerdnails ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being raped again woman
wiseass79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pre-ejaculation mab
irritabowel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sexually ambiguous she man
Cajun_Gal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ceasing to exist in any capacity because the afterlife is a lie...gal.
Arjak343 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bankruptcy-man
brules666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenage pregnancy man!!!!
jinklebadober ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ferris Wheel Man Child
PMme10dolarSteamCard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghostman
DestroyxThexBrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In a plane falling from the sky with minutes that seem like hours to contemplate all my life choices at the same time as accepting death while questioning my religion and wtf was so good or so bad that brought me to this fateful plane trip to begin with-man
adimodi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing old man.
thatguywhosadick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Commitment
xFrozenNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
loneliness man
vj_bang619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Election2016man
Californiast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dicksinmyfaceman
Needs-A-Hobby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either Phone Call Man or Spiderman.....
5Raw_Rats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Resources Man.
hbombs86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easy. BEAR MAN
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squishy Stuff Clogging Up The Sink Lady
Chi-zuru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FeelsBadMan
diddyboppin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility man
reyrey1492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone and forgotten man.
nabzstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lioness or Tigress. I have this strange fear of big cats...
WineoSK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Major life decisions woman
MadDany94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
duffmannn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repostman
Langweezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bearman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything man oh yeag
Microtic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman!
mad_mob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Missusman
Teraaxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man.
No seriously.
dijokcl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Man
DrDewweyFister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
retchey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevator man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOCIAL INTERACTION MAN
freshjive416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Presenter
swedish_steel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height Man
Josepvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life-man
kniranjang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cannibal-Man
Makchan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the majority of us would be called Spider-man.
Sinnedangel8027 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken-Amazon-Product-And-Shitty-Return-Policy-Turn-Around Man
_Oberyn_Martell_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
aloneman!
iamradnetro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BLACKMAN because i got fear of getting rob.
aarongerhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Unknown Man" yay.
...actually kind of already portrays my life.
alinardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
ninjateachaxtina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carwash girl
maximize123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Day-man.
Lord_Gany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man
DrPsyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
School Loan Man!
AKA Debt Man!
RNZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
shitlord_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.explosmsearch.net/tag/Seizure%20man/
This is because I am epileptic, they are god damn terrifying, and if you have them nothing is quite as terrifying as them. brings all your other fears into perspective really.
DuckSauceMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Professor Periodblood
adrarina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knifewoman
GFons777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ending up alone man
mfisher2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman..
ravishing_one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckmeintheass Prisonman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman...
untide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Financial responsibility man
ImAfuckinCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Aloneman
ErectCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doingthedishesguy
bucktoothedprincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquake Lady
BrentD22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Onionman
Electroniclog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Klaus Trophobe. Evil Scientist extraordinaire.
pixel_doofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man
SofaKing____ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Impregnantman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bearman.
musical_throat_punch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
cpured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing :(
cajunsamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Claustrophobic Guy!
PAWWWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being buried alive man.
ZeusJuice1148 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman
sognidistelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtwoman
Cadmans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp Woman
Cloak_and_Dagger42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painman.
I'm not afraid of anything except for potential physical pain. Doesn't even have to be serious injury, if it hurts, I want to get the fuck away from it. I'm not even really afraid of dying, just the pain that might come in the leadup.
Frontrowhooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comitman
El_Genitalissimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Castration Man
KyserTheHun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cricket-boywonder!
miniaturetitan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Button-Man
RNZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear Itself Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathwoman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman, Heightman, Seaman, Knifeman, HeartAttackman, PublicSpeakingman, Argumentman... the list is endless :D
Clarkness_Monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Man
JeffK3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C.O.P.D. man
Guitartheguitar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Checkingmybankaccount-man
Heh_Disguised_Toast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WomanMan
Lifeboatinthedark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unintended pregnancy man.
tdschaz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Midget Clown Man
RNZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falsely Arrested Man
HipHop_4_Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hoes-that-ain't-loyal-man
Hoes-that-be-trippin-man
yosoygiancarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
Righteousfury1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaman
I'm terrified of the sea like it's most about not knowing what the fuck is under me I like to be able to see around me
Elledawn77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WebMdSearchOhGodIHaveThat! Girl
peanutbutter_alpaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love is not enough man
MentalWarfar3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach man -___-
Well really palmetto bug man but that isn't nearly as catchy, those fuckers are huge, can fly, and don't seem to die to cockroach spray
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rain Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man man
moogleslam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Man or Poverty Man
AggroCragMountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN
DeadWiegraf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Home-invasion man
ypq_tsuzpmf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Man
rcking1110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
AngerIssuez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-Emptiness-and-Eternity-of-Death Man.
It's not very catchy.
VikingRevenant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine's already taken. Spiderman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Regret Man
vivilessthanthree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle woman
y2k2r2d2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Allman
Chaos20X6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure and rejection-man.
Valint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Man.
Not hype man. I'm not gonna get the crowd going before you spit hot fire, Dylan.
nicestpossibleway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevatorwoman!
man-on-a-slide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man!
Dankmemeator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocketman
fusionman51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fanman. Fear of fans.
SeanStormEh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mayo Man
OneLondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider Man..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman!
darksideoftheswoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stepping one extra step when there is no step-man
jgonza89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man
LenkDIDit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
dablothegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeerGirl DeerWoman Or my personal favorite just, The Deer!
deedoedee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman passes out
gordonious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting a boner in front of the class-Man
barrel0monkeys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
comitmentman
smokedoor5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moldman!
Maxtubular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butt-Stuff Man!
Croswynd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needledick-Man. Y'know, for obvious reasons.
theroyaleyeball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderlady.
noahhellya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean Spider Man
Iguessimonredditnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting stung directly in the eyeball by a bee man
Matt_311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Telling my girl I want us to be together man
Phillyfishy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debt-Man
I_Am_Max_Headroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SevereWeather Woman!
nefrina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
largeleafman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Octopus-girl ๐
Th30ry_0f_Th3_At0m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debt man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fear
jessieteee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit Woman. Couldn't ask for a better nickname!
TheRealTacoMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Construction Crane Man
Pritch08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scat Porn Man!
HuffleMcSnufflePuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClownMan
2CaNMaN2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloonman.
aaron__ireland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loofah McShower-Puff.
I'd be able to melt the skin off of any opponent by shedding swarms of tepid dripping bacteria-ridden shower puffs filled with other people's pubes.
pureparadise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MotorVechicleMan.
beetman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
talking to women man
Reigis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Raped by a Group of Clowns Man
redvelvet_d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FeminismMan
Neurowaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possuman, fuck those empty eyed demon rats.
Doctor___K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bills-man, Roach man, Says its my child man, swear she was 18 man
RocketPoweredTofacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sloths and balloons. So it's Slallon Woman!
TrepanationBy45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man. That's meeeeee
Templar98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
SummonTarpan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness Man
pvr97aus05dc15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, Insectman, or Captain Australian Wilderness.
peterqub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
sexcakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interactionman
Spear810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonman!
crackheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
Cypronis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lightningman... Not too terrible actually
trashed_account890 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine would be Falling Woman.... and I'm kind of not impressed by my name....
idave1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
State-of-constant-undiagnosed-anxietyman
shitishouldntsay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dick in my but man.
GreenTNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public speaking man
strudel__leaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkhole nut crawler man
ROFLSwithSYRUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsguy
chris_kyle_style ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man!
Dragoness42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kids-falling-off-a-cliff woman.
bukithd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Dreadman
GangBangMeringue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
heavencondemned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deviated septum-woman
Pagick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rosie O'Donnell - Man
cryptyknumidium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insectishman. I hate insects, and also anything close to them (spiders, so on). Like to phobia levels of irrational fear. If its a general fly or tiny moth or something, i just have to kill it immediately, same with spiders.
If it gets too large, or is a particularly weird or something that could genuinley hurt me, like a daddy long legs ,large moth or bee/wasp, i nope the fuck out of there like a bitch.
OliverFitzPatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexman
redochre92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
zetsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FlyingRoachman
georgie_best ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
manwoman
JiggaJazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great White Shark Man
LostMyCocoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wormgirl.
plasticenewitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man.
rinphyrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman. I give bankrobbers HIV.
jonboi9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dicks in the ass man
SmrtAlek15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
brownskinhoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life, man :(
Office-Ninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-Man
PinkUnicornPrincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social justice warrior woman
shadowdorothy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
poisonous bug woman.
ShiiKami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkness Heights Man
TheRespectedMadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
geeseroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, if that's taken then.. Highman? I'm scared of heights, would it be Heightman?
Skltd8823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2016 Election Man
infin18lock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's actually a lesbian man
HolyMortall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman ๐
DontPanic40Too ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waking up tomorrow-man
7Rowan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eternity-Man
BloinkXP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man
madmarmalade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height Woman. Which could also be misconstrued because, ironically, I am insanely tall. >.<
saynave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
RadioactiveMonkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fingernail Injuries Lass!
EckertWest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All-Consuming-College-Debt Woman
YXxStrykerxXY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
NoApollonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark-Woman - Afraid of the dark. Spiderwoman from fear of spiders.
RandomHerosan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadman.
baccgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-single-forever-woman
InKainWeTrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butt Rape Bandit
LemonStains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WillNeverBeLovedMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silence Man. What a great opportunity for cool villain names.
pixel_doofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump-is-orange-prez-man
integralvoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AbsenteeFatherMan
Above all else, I fear not being able to be there for my children
dmor723 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being unable to sustain an erection man
GuatonCuliao ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
freakenbloopie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Screamer.
wolfnibblets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man who Always Watches
JTheGameGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FallingMan
darksolz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Man
TGGAAGEERS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scissorman-man
robd003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Restroom Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muppetman... it's a long story.
boxesoftacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Illyngophobia-man.
Overlord_Quackers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parachutefailstoopenman
FusRoDontEven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AccidentallyRunOverByATimeTravelingDelorianman
vapedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman. Ugh.
carl3y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LightsUnderWaterMan
MetricOutlaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy Man
hadaluckyfind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
policeman
Rachelleforlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pepsi maaaaaaan man.
Surveyor21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxietyman
Obandigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Torch is already taken.
Kyo_Wordax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BossMissCallMan
tomcat13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility man
Auto_Text ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility man.
TheUglyBarnacle42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mispeling-man
Pianohombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackmenman
rawautos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy-Man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BillsMan
nickhid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toilet Monster Man
kooarbiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but batman isn't afraid of bats, criminals are... I guess I would be snake man because I'm not unduly afraid of snakes, but other people are
RedditIsOverMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Partyman. People would be so disappointed
Chocolate_Brain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocialMan
pokemonmaster206 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
DonkeyHody1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
thecorch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights Man.
Nikatsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cheated-On dude
McCl3lland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maimed Man
Alzheimers Man
Cognitive Degeneration Thing
jmnicholas86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every-other-driver-man
GameKyuubi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success Man
_SeriousCat_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Projectdeadlineman
VinniitheOddfather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ScorpionMan
EmceeGrady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
WhiteGirlCrack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting my arm stuck in a car window man!
conrob95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WomanMan
Andalyn7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane Man
RWJAMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uhhh Spider-Man
stiffybig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a readily available supply of sluts man.
tamhenk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gettingknockedoffmybikeonthewaytowork-man
FrostTide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman or Abandonmentman
boipinoi604 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
public-speaking-man
Techopath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaningless-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moths Flying Into My Face Man
photonicphacet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Committee Man!
Lorenzo_Gomez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pooping-in-public-bathrooms-man.
squashmeimabug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
whyhellotherejim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fishman
AVeryLargeCrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
anp1721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snekman
Spacepirateroberts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cliff man
jtdusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal Rape Man
defiantcross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to be clear, Batman chose that name also because he felt the criminals would in turn be scared of bats. it's not like if he was scared of speaking in public he would become forensicsman.
MetalGearSora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any of these as well as I'm sure a dozen or so more.
LegitimateStrobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Milk Man
Anarroia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freefalling Man
Laammp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LivingOnTheStreetMan
mxaguilar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When my wife drives - man
42ndtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man Manman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure - Failureman
Son_Of_The_Empire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mymotherman
dirty-bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BlackMan
Zaynthh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IFailedToSaveMyCityandHumanityAtLargeMan
The_Scarlet_Rose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LonelyGirl
heavyhorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gay man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark-man.
Alternatively,
Panic Attack-man.
idosillythings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Red Wasp
RancidLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trapping My Dick In My Jeans Even Though It's Only Happened, Like, Once And I Was Only Five But Still I Just Have A Bad Feeling About These Jeans, The Zipper Is Really Thick, If I Get It Trapped I Don't Know If I Can Get It Back, This Could Be My Life, A Life Of My Dick In My Zipper, Shredded Foreskin Flapping Folornly In The Wind Man.
I don't have many villains. They avoid me.
pancake_ice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bear Woman
unsureblankets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balooongirl
PM_ME_ASIAN_GIRL_PIC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackmenman
ezrawork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meeting new people man!
Bposey96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inevitable waste of my existence.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman :)
batonrougeye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the Black Man!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hugh-man.
TheWhisperedthing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timewoman or BigGlassWindowWoman
nintendoinnuendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing I'm about to die woman
Dirtychorizo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN
UnfunFunSponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailingfromhighupWoman
psycharious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incredible Failure.
original-flavoured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Contact man
belhavenbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ScrubbingBrushMan
ManlyBeardface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Giant Venomous Centipede Man
tim_schaaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BabynumberthreeMan
Crimsonfokr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...spiderman
waternymph77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallgirl
TheNickJones1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark-man raised by dolphins except terrified of sharks regardless of how I dress disguised so no sharks shall fuck with me, plot twist not knowing how to swim and my special abilities are panic and drowning
galedar2687 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Halloween man
Micheal Myers.
okhaibai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SuperFirstThreeWeeksOfRelationship Man
GloriousGoat32123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianman
theunicornsknow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ditch girl
eckzhall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man :/
Drezz915 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Air plane crash man!
alligator97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Roach
Cheesemonkeylord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkmam
Quick1711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Plane going down in ocean"_man
NamBot3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meaningless-life-man
lionzard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sink Hole man
Bam-Bamm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon Man
yamateh87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man
DrewbieWanKenobie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
chandlerhayden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actual-cannibal-shia-lebouf-man?
altodor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hitman
hogger4321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baldman
KingNewbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman
ssizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
drowning man
ILiveWithMyDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman!
pm_me_mean_things ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High Man
imagolddinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anthropomorphic Pig Man.
Lumberjacob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
Paraxom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwaspman
I_gotta_load_on ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dadman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never feeling a teenaged breast man.
Bernie530 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Batman.....
Cam_oh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh no, what was that sound, downstairs?" Man
JeremyTheMVP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ostrich Boy
Ptizzl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie man.
Tylet-the-bold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Ironically, he's my favorite super hero so F to the yeah.
Lombrero1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman ๐
razorgoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glitterman
winchester469 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am the lone avenger team of one and i kill my victims after breaking their will of life by bringing them into a room full of people who ignore him.
VelociraptorCatapult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Werewolf
Dan3fern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existialism man and lost my mind man
Eatsnow89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unexpectedpregnancyman
Inconspicuously_here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interactions Woman!
pineapple-face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloonman
Teksir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectionMan
Kyeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede
tamo_gabo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeopleMan
uProllyHaveHerpes2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man.
Toadgod86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkhole man
dk2dk28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mascot Woman
munchonacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human man
suyogkh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
snakeman
HamCheeseMix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aracnoman
Angry_Foamy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
gimmeajob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Friendzone
HeyThereRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Inevitability of Death and Our Own Meaninglessness in the Grand Scheme of the Universe Woman
SteppeTalus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highway man
cpatel28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
nieburhlung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wife man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
hazmaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling with my hands stuck in my pockets. . .man.
Chris_G_90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being-an-adult-man
viciann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownwoman
JFeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-Man
Vexply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane man "it's a bird!" "it's a plane!" "it's..... a plane?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
coldillusions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death of a loved one man?
genericanonymity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallgirl
phpdevster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
wolvern76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocketman
iamianyouarenot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloated Fresh Water Fish Man
FebrezeGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman...
AhhhhhaahhhhAH
eturtlemoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton ball boy?
Nskav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Outsideman meaning the opposite.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RoachGirl
Vanvidum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Horror at the Gradual Loss of Opportunities with Age Man.
Matech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godman.
the_Medic_91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDsMan
adbgs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homelessman
StarmanSSuper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interaction man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
toro44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
syringe man...
Political_Cuttlefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman. Shit, it's taken already. How about The-possibility-that-my-life-and-existence-in-general-is-meaningless-and-I'll-die-sad-and-alone Man?
TangerineKabob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man
alyoopboop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Germgirl and my nemesis is the evil Dr. Rawchicken
Obsidiannovamist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publiv speaking mam
james9075 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
5heepdawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ergophobian
Der_Arschloch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-Alone-Man
mikenator30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
broniesnstuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Random Street Violence Guy.
YodaPopBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WifeMan
Rokey76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman reporting in! I had many options to choose from for super powers, but I didn't pick them as they might not work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MANManman! /edge
tmk686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Enlargedprostateman
PuzzledDingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirty public toilet seat man...
Effroyablemat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain heights.
Luis707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paralysisman
Or Brain damaged man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Batman got his name because he faced and overcame his fear of bats?
Knotquite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Credit-score boi
sarahmtf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interaction Woman!
wackwithpoobrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead animals woman
BeefySTi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown-man
Magus3us ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman.
DragonKnight196 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman
carnageeleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quadrapalegic-man
I don't fear death. What I fear is being in a horrible accident where I lose my ability to move or becoming brain damaged in such a way as to where I can't take care of myself.
Ever hear the song One by Metallica? That is what I fear.
AustinYQM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pumpkinman
HoseNeighbor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Cave-in MAAAAAAAAAN!
Thistleknot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceanicus
2BigBottlesOfWater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CrazyBitchAsAWifeMan
HelloKidney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Garbage Disposal Girl
Beastinkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LifeMan
Lamb-and-Lamia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mouseman
TP_GOES_OVER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
having-a-light-switch-at-the-bottom-of-the-stairs-in-a-creepy-as-fuck-basement-MAN
gwalker4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dishwasher Man
Slinkyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My outfit looked good in my apartment and I'm now in public and I look like a fucking clown"-woman
Danisue7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Balloonwoman?
Dmzm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man.
Scar_of_Xeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
TonyVinton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cockroach.
masonclark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALONEMAN
Whisker_dan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
Zentopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Societyman!
It sounds like I'm advertising what I fight for, but really, I'm terrified of society and all social-related anythings.
JohnGillnitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer Man! Yeah...not funny.
dazmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really high man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death by shitty religious roleplayers... man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RELATIONSHIPMAN
Naznarreb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alzheimer's Man
mwvd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Breakup-Man
9Jarvis8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UnknownMan.
Azzazzyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man
Catctus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Sad Lad. You can't make me cry if I'm already crying for my own reasons!
scotscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman!
illmastabumptwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
BrainShoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Analman
poserdavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
GalacticJelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mosquito Man
IrishLaaaaaaaaad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suffocating Man. Sounds kinda evil actually
IsaacaasI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Possuman
Voxel__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ingesting semen man
cutiebug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyselfMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
coldeggdropsoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prematureejaculationman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scorpion man. Wtf dude. I dont wanna think about that at all.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not-heights-just-falling-from-ladders man
Fvckyourdreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My own thoughts-Man
Usbqis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A little late to the party, but Mooseman
whatayob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GirlsMyAgeMan
DisBytes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureGirl
Agent641 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Razorman!
totally-normal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think anyone will see this but - Roach Woman
taylorcurtis_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
captain commitment
Septirath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness Guy
thisistheendchumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingalone-man
Boston__Massacre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Petrified of spiders, Spider-Man.
Greenthumbgourmet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman
PassiveAgressiveFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-alone-man
Sudboyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman-man
Old_Homeless_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Needler
Sapiophile23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a fear exactly, but...
Earwig Extraordinaire
alifmeister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pianoman
YoMammaSoThin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Car opens a door while you are biking and you fly over it man
amnana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cow-woman
El_Barto_227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok; I gotta ask. What scares you ahout cows?
amnana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, when I was 3 my father put me in a pen in our little farm with our cow Bruce. Silly younger me wanted to pet Bruce, so I reached forward to touch her nose. She didn't like that, she started "chasing" me (my memory clearly states that I was running from my life as Bruce sprinted towards me, but dad and his video of the events shows the cow grunting a little bit and me screaming), I ran away as fast as I could and now whenever I go near them I have flashbacks of Bruce trying to kill me.
They're scary things those cows.
El_Barto_227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah; that makes a lot of sense. I was raised on a dairy farm; even had a cow named Ruby that I raised from a calf; and she was really sweet. Loved apples.
So it's interesting to see the opposite perspective.
ivaaarrrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rocket Man
alextillman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man!
princess_programmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dropMyPhoneInTheToiletWoman
EternalRocksBeneath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Submarine Girl?
That sounds like an indie movie.
sipes216 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crazy blonde women man!
thedjenoch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
futureman
cathaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manman
Old_Homeless_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Super Kidney Stone
KnightInRustyArmour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SmallRoomsMan
SamuraiAlba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeathMan.
NaCl-more ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ManMan
Astrogurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futurewoman
tangalaporn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small penis man! Helping average Joe's feel good about themselves one penis at a time.
mykkpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireworkman
WulfSpyder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointment Man!
Schaef93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living life alone without a loving partnerman
happyhippyhigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman
baked_thoughts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have no fear, Unplannedpregnancyman is here!
jriha77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diabetes man
The4thRabbitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imminent risk of mortality-man
SmitOfIceNation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Toshiba1point0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ginger man
EduBA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman.
KateMadeAce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit Girl
Astrogurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cold-and-can't-get-warm-again-woman
sillylittlewilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glitterman
tiawia7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
Barappas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rejectionman
wbgwbg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingwithregretsman
ImALittleCrackpot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tick Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake man
beeyonca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Papercut-Eyeball Woman.
Vectaurman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
KingSteven11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women-man.
classypaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Running up dark basement stairs Man
Ejunco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman.
ROFLPIZZA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman.
ButchCassidy121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResponsibilityMan
WorldsGreatestPoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
rinkima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Person-man
thunder_by_blunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EarlyMorning-Man
TenFlamingKittens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking Anathema
Astrogurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
insects-with-more-than-8-legs-woman
tieberion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
MarginallyCorrect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowdwoman!
SoberKid420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black Man
No, I'm not racist. I'm afraid of the color black.
jukeboxvillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yellowjacket-man
AlmightyApkallu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bluecollarjobforever-man
Supertech46 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman!
teaching-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Divorceman
Empyrking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to all the guys of reddit. that's-a-big-ffin-wasp-man
smakyta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Driving-Along-Really-High-Cliffs-Man
delta_tau_chi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
Digitalmonster7068 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman lmao
who-bah-stank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teenagers-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
ThesaurusRex84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman.
El_Barto_227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needlesman!
Don't try to hug me.
Neyt8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parasite-man
Sounds like a terrifying super hero...
reaperoftoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear of the baby being mine man.
Lexiconi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SUDDEN DEATH
dgeorge93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying Alone Man
Alan7467 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward Boner-Man
CodeFoxStudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
500ping man, he will save you when csgo will actually let him do stuff...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrongful-Arrest-Man
Sno_Wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MyFatherMan
GoodGuyGrey7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sterile-man
Mini___ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mushroom Boy
frodounchained ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man
DredgeSix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Electric Loner. I'm scared of being electrocuted and dying alone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Undocumented-Code-Man
Flippytootsaloot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Society-man
sfitzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ThrowUpMan
AtheosWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid I was afraid of cows so Cowboy. These days it could be Rentman or just Man.
DogfoodEnforcer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
I'm fine with that.
BretOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Florida-Man.
n3crof3ar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rapeman
PimpDaddyBleezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
TimeViolation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DepressionMan
yuwannano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Tape Measure Master
Accidentsmakeppl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Criminally insane man/ insane asylum man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judge "Dread"
angeldust69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Girl
ivanbeacco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ohnoimcomingman.
B0nR_fart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Notknowingeverythingthereistoknowabouteverythingboy. Even in my fantasies I still can never be a man
zer0t3ch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momma's boy
sun_slinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drop-toilet woman
z3r0sand0n3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Athazagoraphobia... man?
bodez95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whale-man ๐ฅ๐
boba-fett-life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Strung-out parent man.
ih8umum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Robbery Man
Fergylax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Poorman
Angryt0ast666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
June bug man!
kunasaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thw seismic toss, I don't do heights
AGaryGazAppeared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heavy Anxiety About my Future Man
dontstay-comfortable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend's would be Vaginawoman
WiscoMitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever alone man.
psu256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since I bought a house five years ago, I have developed an annoying fear of water in my basement every time it rains (even though it maybe happens once or twice a year.)
So, I guess, Rain-Woman... (It would have been funnier if I was a guy...)
turnupthemusic4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pennywisegirl.
laabhsher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man!
thefuzzybunny1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Silenthousewoman
galaxyprinxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coyoteman (Or nocturnal-animals man)
Wikidead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comit-man
leadstriker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spoopyman
unih3ro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straydog-man
HappyDaysInYourFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Minorities-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adolf Hitler
GreenViking420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing.
futureformerteacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights-man.
Also, Dead-End-Job-Man.
Rob9942 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Restroom Man
Descend275 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeverFindingTrueHappiness Man
powershirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
PaulMViga1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Household Spider-Man
RivenAndRent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suicide Queen
sonicdehedge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp Man
PM_ME_Dat_bOOty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Schorr_Thing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Female-man
BattyVictoria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark lady
slingblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pepsi Man
Nah_Im_good_thanks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erectile disfunction man
DeathIsAnArt36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The cricketeer
Noxumos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Torture-Man
mtthwmerritt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vagina-man
MUFFINCSGO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeafman
apopkatcs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vaginaman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Loner
wabbit1059 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kicked in the ballsman
e_la_bron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
"Where's Rachel!? Please keep her away from me!"
SleepySpiderWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton Ball Man
SgtOceanus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burnman
RobSwift127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
afroChan42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unplanned pregnancy man
USS_Saratoga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman
bamfyman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Acula man
BroJobs88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erictile disfunction man
joethebeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opening-up-emotionally-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
dosha_kenkan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unknowable Man.
Its short for Deep-And-Unknowable-Uncertainties-That-Linger-In-the-Dark-Corners-Of-the-Void-of-Space,-the-Deep,-And-Our-Own-Minds Man
Manice08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Im paranoid ma-..... god *runs off" ~Robin Williams
Jpkillah1016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alabama Man
koaeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LonlinessMan?
carcrazer9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man-equin
elrangarino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke-girl!
MoeTheGoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FDR says I'm Fearman.
staticv0id ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE FAILMAN
LeeSleepingMod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HerniaWhileLifting-man
thatwaffleskid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becoming-my-father-man
Prometheus1776 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Married Man
iIK0D3RIi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elephant seal man
NakedTurtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man
Eroe777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Telling-my-wife-i-lost-my-job Man
xxLivingDead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cripplingcreditcarddebtwoman
griffing320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman..
CynicXoutcast27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman. Fuck horses
Facemelter66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-Man
rimasavas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Friendzoneman
BAMFndPI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BigAssMan the Kardashian show is a horror movie for me guess that could also make me, MightHaveALifeMan
garykanary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
afraid of big asses?
Lord_Ka1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman
AlienMutantRobotDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Destitution and his side-kick Die Alone Kid
WhaleF00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing existential dread that nothing we do matters in the grand scheme of things-man
NebulaWalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely Shark Man
larpppppppp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety-man
Vannabelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weiner Girl
It's not what it sounds like, I'm just really freaked out by weiner dogs.
Xethaios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman. I'll terrorize my enemies with super high heights and a very real threat of being dropped with no hope of survival. Kind of have to be a villain, though.
Failureman, I'll make then question whether or not their life is even worth livingKingBooRadley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxman. Oh my God, I've become the thing I hate the most. Am I a super villain?
Willdrumming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontationman
t3hPoundcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snapping Turtle Man.
tj1602 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horrible Decapitation Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The green flesh melting venom hornet.
ToTheMoonReginold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
NoPainNoShane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Man
crosser_of_bridges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thesis proposal deadline man
TheLegendofCatFucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Jihad Lad
Wajina_Sloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything-Man
Veritech-1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Gatornator.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blood-in-my-stoolman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit, I'm not the only one.
fuzzycuffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureguy
ShatterShot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WorkAnxietyMan. ๐
ccarlson8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pack of feral dogs man
AlphaLizard101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
lonewolfncub3k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
heights-man or elevation-man or afraid-of-glass-bridges-man...
nevergofullrword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
flame-man
Steph3nDedalus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hallucinogenics-man
kinokomushroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mathsman
Just kidding, I actually like maths.
Burritoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach girl! Gross.
nagmm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Afraid of Heights Man... If it's higher than six feet call Superman
AmpDaGawd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going-to-jail-man...
Coxy_16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
madeofstarlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crustacean Woman
Jenneva86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneWo-man
FrickenMcNuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost my keys man
soyacan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paralysisman, Blindman, or Deafman
d_helix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angry Wife Man
resultsmayvary0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede Man. Nothing should have that many fucking legs!
SlipperyDishpit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDman
yoloruinslives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Mantis. because i hate the fucking praying mantis.
jonnywarpspeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning-Man
aboyrobert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking-Man
God I hate my job
Lynx436 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Man
danibobanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's me! Buppity Baaah! Dead Bird Girl!
finneganishome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worm-man? Wtf. That sounds horrible
HERMANNATOR85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOTHING-MAN. Maรญs, I ain't skurd-a-nuttin, maรญs
wanderer-co ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Centipede
louicifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slugman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mom-man? Wait, Dad-man? Wait, older sister-man? Wait.. got it.. highschool diploma man..
sphinxster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rat girl
cgallo22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
stevvoo911 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure man
thisguyisnotokay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
failure man!
Oranjello16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
grouse man
ThisLookInfectedToYa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Analrape man
infinitelywallace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loose Dog Not On A Leash Man
aaronnason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Failure.
borhoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
I have a pretty serious anxiety disorder.
spekkke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RelapseBoy
Getting Old Man
Harmageddon87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking-out-of-the-public-bathroom-after-just-peeing-when-someone-enters-but-the-bathroom-stinks-from-the-last-person's-massive-foul-shit-and-now-it-looks-like-I-did-it-man.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pfffffft that's a badge of honor. You accept it by saying, multiple times and in a very annoying, in-your-face way: "Ho boy, I would not go in there. That place reeks!"
absolutedesignz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dyingpainfullyman
jackblewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
COMMITMENT-MAN! jk I'm married.
Nisas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thinking About my Past Man
Kairi3487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp girl
somanynamesareused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insect Man
_butreallydoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UnconsciousMan!
2hoodrich4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing man
randumnumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
twelvegaugepreacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Disappointment Man
chiefk240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman! Ah fuck
drsmelliotreid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stingraywoman
TheBluBalloon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
zatpath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Edgy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting touched while I have headphones on at my desk-man
punkrockdanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely-man
ImSuchaHugeFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman.
instanorm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SWASS-MAN
fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.......Spider-Man...
FecklessFool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unplannedpregnancyman
Philoctetes69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Man
surly4sure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake Man
drkn8t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I have no superhero name.
facebawls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spooderman
Ishaan863 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility Man, to the rescue.
photoswithjason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all hate you man
HeWhoShantBeNamed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fishguy
h0neyfr0g ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone forever man!!
fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
ManOfManyFeathers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ANGERMAN...? Actually really tho I am afraid of letting me anger get the best of me.
fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diarrheaman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rabiesman
KidAtmos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unexpected Pregnancy Man...hmm that'd be a interesting one
CamDMC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not living up to my potential man
fergambino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman-man
poopsiegirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothchick.
DontNeedReason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying-Alone Man has come to save the day.
socialpronk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tsunami
blueiron0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WifeMan
Meatcup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wifeman
tenurepepper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-man
foxyfaerie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Baby woman
jbarber2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hamsterian... Laugh.. Everyone does. But hamsters are terrifying beasts from beyond
biglineman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insecurity Man!
ElsaDont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lawnmower-woman. Doesn't have much of a ring to it
Betruul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Deep. Like its less explored than space, we REALLY dont know if there's chtulu or what. If i cant see the bottom, i dont want to swim.
oceansjb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan!
DiddlyDiddler805 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder-woman: the fear of stupidity and lack of common sense in society (and myself)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
BlueDotVapors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Airplaneman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody Stool Man
Bass_Monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gravity Man.
twinfyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cicadaman.
I guess I'd be really ugly and creepy looking while also really annoying?
So basically nothing changes.
nayan742 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachniwoman.
I wanted to focus more on my irrational fear of swimming pool drains, but I'm lost as far as cool superhero names go for that one, so spiders it is.... (well, at least I tried to make it more original! xD)
legohoarder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
E.D. man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. I thought that Satan was going to possess me as a child. Fuck. :/
Wikkiwikki420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClintonMan
Lan_Del ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gettingwalkedinon-man
Ned_Gutters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
tjk33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman. Such an underoo name.
gravitybackflip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown man or joker
Furrybubbl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried-Alive Man
deirob12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doggirl...but SN, why name Oracle Batgirl?
bwarn29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialman
TheSupportGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman.
youthetom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady's man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social events that require talking man
Eman9871 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Man
2016TrumpMAGA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I am one of millions of Herpes Men.
EDIT: No, I don't have Herpes, I fear getting it.
Lethalegion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Im afraid of Spiders, so Im Spiderman. My last name is also Parker...
Skullferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RapeMan (I'm a male and it still scares the shit out of me)
digitalchicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
notLOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm afraid of women. So fear of tits is batman's sidekick.
Robin.
OuttaSightVegemite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Faces-Staring-In-The-Window-At-Night Man. Or person, since I'm not a man.
Or Werewolf Person.
Or Clown Person.
When I put it like this, it looks like I'm scared of a lot of things.
thomasxxiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies man
elgamonal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drownman
murdurturtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrypoMan
http://imgur.com/a/s8AUy
syfus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
highman...
coolasafool462 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VoluntarilyJumpingOffaClifftoMyDeathMan
coolasafool462 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
did you just assume my gender?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drivingman
existephobia7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
loneliness man
zehamberglar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloodman.
JakScott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LifeMan
invisibledragonfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything Girl. Damn GAD.
Silverriolu295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Buckcheeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Statueman
nobruc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PregnancyMan
sugabelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelygirl
Festival_Vestibule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
_Siro_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachnid-boy
GifftedIdeas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHIT IM PROBABLY TOO LATE BUT
Seaman
Hehe
JAZEYEN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Anxiety Man.
reVTimmah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me-Man
turtlestwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedophile man
M33kmills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OkramAn
SetMeOnFirePlease666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Becomingawidowwoman
killalltheroaches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HuManMathman, also known as an accountant
jayleavitt91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp man
i_love_grangrans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BlackMan-Man
stillphat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chronic depression-man.
Either that or
party starter-man. Party hearty everyone!
Jimmith78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachnidman!
mort_goldman68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being turned into a robot against my will....man
mudasworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GettingCaughtJerkingOffMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duke Nukem
hezod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClownFace.
supremecrafters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridgeman!
TimmyisHodor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-Man Man
djchef410 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman
saltedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
life-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
b1tch3s4br3akfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hemorrhoidman or everytimeIShitMyAnusBleedMan or Shittingman Tell me if I'm the only one having this problem
TimmyisHodor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unable to provide for family man
Carlosrehu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
Chilli_Axe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
social_interaction_man
mkisin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jumpman
SomeObscureNerdCrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going-Out-To-The-Garage-At-Night-Woman
cheesekony2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dino woman ๐
arreisan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beewoman. Oh God why do bees have to fly in my face and buzz aggressively
megazaprat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog-Man
iryuskii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
emperorthundercock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingalone man!
JustFapping2470 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Orcaboy!
JakScott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Superman. Because the rent is due.
pantsoncrooked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SlamYourDickInACarDoorMan
salamanca2792 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
Throwaway02122016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bedbug man
G0ATLY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tortureman
doctorpotterhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loneliness-lady
baldsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bug man
The_Sundevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
Hillary_For_Prison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderSnakeClownMan
Wedley131 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Small-Talk Man
NSXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being left by loved ones man.
saala_alaas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fratman
OJimmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Person
donutmcownage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitmentman.
Ruedigsta1522 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cops aren't superheroes
CrackerDown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talkingtopeople-man
CelestialNipple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vein-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentWoman.
Nosiege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
Ajigar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man...wait that sounds familiar
QuantumKiller4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unknown-man
Raaide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dementia Woman
dashtucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That-thing-that-touched- my-foot-while-swimming man
LifeIsBadMagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public-Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heat Death
OMGaneshOM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The amazing AneurysmBoy
brittany9080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social anxiety lady
oczzerg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
body dismorphia-man
fazzaa06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
candyman337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lightning man or the dark man the second one sounds like a porn name
Mxcripple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippled in a horrible car or motorcycle wreck-Man
rusty_mancouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Being Broken into While Taking a Shit
Happyface89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Avalanche Woman
mewzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RatWoman.
anon_gotham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Acro-man
explodinghat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothdude
kinith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Jungian_Archetype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
StudentLoanMan
minibini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokewoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not-achieving-my-dreams-man
itskchere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman!
the_supersalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
ragu_baba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brown marker poop man doesn't have the same ring to it.
FoodOnion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll Never Be Truly Happy Woman
yamsyams123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone man!
wowowilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being left alone with my thoughts-man
ClockPuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EscalatorMan
Noctroglyph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ShrinkageMan
50R14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paying credit card bills that I should have taken care of in my early 20s-Man
balthazarar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Godman.
idahorochs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President Trump Man
MaviePhresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man
nobrayn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Human Failure
hhgoldaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being an Adultman
shadow1515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student Loanman. I...dress up as endless payments to strike fear into the hearts of millenial criminals?
reartriangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hemorrhoid man
rvncto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman, heightsman, commitmentman, blackpeopleman
warwolf940 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Depression Man, able to shuffle into bed with multiple small steps.
Deathperil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because I am girlman
RomanticPanic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Deathman sounds pretty cool
Banned_Aide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fear not, citizen. Captain Alzheimer is here to...um...where am I?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly Man
Dj_HuffnPuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle-Man
JbeelHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpman
TanzenDeSocke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aneurysmman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflygirl. :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontation-Man
vjzq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkandshowerdrainman
Darth-vadah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrainAneurysmMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortality-Woman
Ohthatotherguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleman
demproteinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman.
Completely irrational. No idea why I'm scared of crabs.
NappySmurf86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being Alone-Man
Mund3rs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heart-disease man
DeadOnToilet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing-Man!
Or maybe Social Situation Man!
Automaticshop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman.
TheonGreyboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Dread-Man
SmileyVV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkmirrorman.
One of the only things I've always been afraid of is being in a room with mirrors with the lights off.
Telnets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man... wait...
InfieldTriple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knifeman
Sisters ex boyfriend taunted me with our biggest knife by running it along his neck (To prove how dull it was). I repressed this memory until 4 years later when I was 16.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bees And Other Flying Insects That May Or May Not Be Dangerous Man
Rg1550 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man : /
FoxIslander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Clown
beartracks33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would be Major Indecision.
machingunwhhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm-mentally-challenged-and-don't-even-know-man
Karieann- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection gal
Karnevale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
parasiteman
worldsbestnoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pinecone Man.
crystallrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspgal
aleagueofmyown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thundergirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Coldpizzapopman
son0fstone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homelessman
frostyfries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman
TheGlennWithTheN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phonecall-Man
MakeMyDave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kiddiesman sounds bad. So I'll go with mysondiedman.
Jessman8S ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student Loans Man
CactusOnFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying aloneman
Damien276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cum-early man!
IForgotMyOldLoggInfo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bees are dying at an alarming rate man
ndhernandez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
liquidose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seizureman
CapaKehtoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GPAgirl.
Unblestdrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Helplessman
nkei0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling ailment that puts me in a wheel chair and someone else has to wipe my ass man.
J29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely-man
titillatedocelot117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TrumpPresident Man
SethAndBeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goose Guy
RobTheProspect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ErectileDysfunctionMan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Carsman. Or maybe more so the idiots who drive cars-man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More kids man
Karieann- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abuse gal
Gamer42j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CentipedeMan
spankyham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turbulence-man
spamtardeggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seemingly out of nowhere someone is standing there, man.
Teaologist93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having a stroke in my sleep man!
superfly2hi2die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High man. Because of my "fear of heights"
Skyway2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacyman
muchel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilityman
KrimzonK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height man
PM_a_llama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Free falling freezer burn
BillTheSenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
Cdnteacher92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit girl!
leo615 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dickman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
decapitated girl
chronicoverdose001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PickleMan
urhighschoolreunion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate crowded places. CrowdedPlaceMan?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakemanchild
shaebae98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
maybe_bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nomorebeerman
connorbagogals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
Jacobbordeaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
frenchy559 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman
bladeforce55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barnacle-Man. I Might Be Giant but im still terrified.
Arkangeloftheocean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interactionman?
HeshMan96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Syndrome would be Superman
goatonaroof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
chandelier chapeau
OceanSlim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach man!
mydadsnameisdavid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spider.....man, shit
otkso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAY MAN!
santacruisin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toiletsnakeman
Immobulus17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wifeman!
CrimsonEmber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking-to-her-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ladderman
Theonewhocantfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mirrorman
f0ZZY_L0RD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scat-Man
cougarknight18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman with his trusty sidekick Sexual Assult Lad
ajremai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappoint-man
TLanon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Momman
drumultima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, but I think it's taken
grantharshammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-dark-thoughts-of-anxiety-and-real-self-hatred-that-take-my-mind-when-I'm-alone-man
Forbidden_Donut503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman.
freckleface2113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chicken girl.
Or maybe "The Chick"
Waynok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scat Man
ButtGardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AidsMan
Tired_of_cell_lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
bsh008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shy bladder man lol
xNotChuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WomanMan
paulthenarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Women-Man!
FlacidDonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erectile Dysfunction Man
BreaksLikeWind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot Dog Water-Man.
petestrumental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Prison rape man
I think you all don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.
aeverro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unemployment Girl
DickIomat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnant-girlfriendman
cribking44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Movie theater man
nicknation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shart Man
TheEfex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearitselfman
Mad3yez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ebolaman
iPoPobeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The joker
diovehtotni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deadlineman
jazzinyourfacepsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand that Batman didn't get his name from having the fear of bats but from overcoming his fear of bats so this thread is essentially useless-man
Whoomphereitis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Astraman! Derived from Astraphobia; the great fear of thunder and lightning. Your tastey sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astraphobia
SesameStreetFever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grievous Bodily Injury-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharp or Pointy things-Man
Jaymichael1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
1dontwanna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-Concept-of-Nothing-Man
Llama_fo_yo_mama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised no one has said it.... Commitment man
sidhantsv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failman
FisnikBX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Working-Man
1maxwellian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
Elhiar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Going through life alone and not leaving any imprint on the world...-man
SavageSvage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman..
NevaGonnaCatchMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policemenman
MrOwlsAgreedyBird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People-man
arcticanomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm spiderman. Cool.
doni_chrissi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worm girl
introversed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futureman
AbstractMolecule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overflowing Toilet Woman.
Samslamshabam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillaryman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anal probe man
Dr_Edge_ATX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ostrich-Man
MartyMartz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spontaneous Aneurysm-Man
tgrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human.
desmondhasabarrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
peopleman
Kylerj96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy Man
thoughtquery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gayman
hyde04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are cops blackman?
Shadopivot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ocean man~โช
Cleverusernamelater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-boy! I'll never be good enough to be Failure-man.
frrll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneinacolddarkroomwithnoonetocomfortmeman
Wknight89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goingtodiealoneandwithoutaccomplishinganything man.
Rogosh555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STD-Man
ihaveyoursox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment apache helicopter (i dont know if im comfortable enough to be called a person for so long)
Kahye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman.
onasoftride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
InvidiousSquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looking back in thirty years and realizing I have made a tragic and utterly final mistake man to the rescue.
McFlyyouBojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human/animal feces and vomit man
Gingerchaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Senor sobriety
punkrawkstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually Doing What Your Degree Was for Man
hakc55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom's gonna leave me man
foreveronempty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Girl
foreveronempty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone Girl
shadslayr17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit im spiderman
-Sorcery- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely boy
ProfHatecraft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man. ... ... Naw I'm kidding I love my wife. Relapse-man. For real.
thebrassnuckles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cricket Man.
I had a bad experience when I was a child feeding a live cricket that I had caught outside to my lizard. It was in my hand and I swear to god it fucking bit me. I threw it into my sisters room and fucking ran back outside. Told my parents the lizard really loved it.
That cricket made it to my room and haunted me for months. I ended up spraying some aerosol deodorant into the hole he was hiding in that I couldn't reach inside to kill it. Seemed to do the trick.
kawaii_song ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spaceman
Zidane3838 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needles Heights Ocean Spider-Man. Or NHOS-Man for short.
hakc55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment-man
DukeRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Bird Man
poopdoula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dadman
Recipher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
ajago12598 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Girl
PepelePeaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I thought the same thing. I'm commitment man!
axtonbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Unknown-Man
Pablo_Freshcobar_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rape-Man
TheCrakp0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Disappointmentman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Loneliness Man,
Loneliness Man,
Does whatever a normal person can!
But he's alone, big surprise,
Sits in a corner and cries!
Look out! Here comes Loneliness Man!
Coffee_Grains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the eyeholeman
Philux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cave-man
GnatMaster7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
vaticidalprophet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevatorman
bingem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
Stekkmen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontation Man, to the rescue!
On second thought, maybe it's best I don't.
Auto_Traitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever man
Salamanca22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman.... Oh :c
awesomedan24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
40 years in a cubicle man
bargman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Planecrashman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleman
ChickyNuggies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alligatorman
MegaMel_Muncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PregnancyMan
raegunXD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earthquake Girl
AFistFulOfRupees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
Scochran08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fangy clownman
Drysthawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfishman... Seriously they scare the hell out of me. I mean it's that or sharkman.
BattlescarredAnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
blindman
ConditionOfMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
sername_taken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TeethFallingOutMan
Cosmonautii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Debt Collector mwahahahaha
AweBeyCon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TinyEnclosedSpacesMan
bdeck312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many Clownman's are there going to be? Cause that'd be me
RedRedWhiine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relationshipwoman
MetroA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachman
Leythra8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Confrontationist
Gamzy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnant X-Man
KoldProduct ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan!
QuestionNark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PublicSpeakingman
glerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking-man
ChickyNuggies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catdog and Dogcat
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AP-Capstone-Man
Purretzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady-bug
forwardwander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deepoceanman
NotAddictedToMeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety-Man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intamacino Man
talkintechx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying Roachman
lady_winchester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spidergirl or Clown Woman
certainshadeof_green ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rebar Girl
Wind Turbine Woman
CubingVainGlory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schoolman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHALE WOMAN
beefyxfrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone-man
PMmeyourlabiaplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talks-in-sleep man
fucherididtwice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-man
Defkon_one ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BrokeMan
siclox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flightman
Questtodream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying CockRoach Man
crystaljae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
justinspiritcook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman .-.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ex-wife man
rabidfaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman or Heightman..
gnarkillsucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gaythoughtsman
Chaike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
House Centipede-Man
musyio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachman
Shootsandborts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ketchup girl
Vincentma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
hammyprice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowdedplacewithnobathroom-woman
alittlederp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything Man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tetraplegiaman.
godzillalikespie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm-secretly-mentally-challenged-and-that's-why-everybody-is-so-nice-to-me-and-everybody-has-been-too-nice-to-tell-me-that-I'm-retarded-man.
deadgloves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman or Tryingman
HulkMuffins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken Condom Man
Beefcakes13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Family Guy
Novaa23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Using that logic means my name is spiderman
Atotallyrandomname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
ChocoKrispy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Boner Man
WhileHigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Rape
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman.
cathmore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Stewartw642 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
hahahaimsolonelyhahhaha
TheRealWillFM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sodomy man
Jengazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
CyborgMustard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon woman
Iapff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingInASocialSituationMan
PatsyCrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp Girl.
Awefulsome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman
teadorable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitgirl
Angsty_Potatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach girl??
raymondspogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman
dugFreshness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being my dad to my kids man.
ohmaxwellllllll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
ScottyXP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakeman
Ka-Shem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman.... birdman...
PEGASUSMAN!!
danrman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Child Support Man
VectorLightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Void.
When I was a kid I was more obsessed with space than the Space Core. Right about up until the point when I realized that no air is a lot more complicated a problem than needing a helmet.
missuhree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman
CruzHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FatChickMan
GOPJ1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paranormal Flee Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightswoman...? Failurewoman?? Uhh
KittyMulcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mild aversion to heights man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SLUGMAN COMING TO SAVE THE DAY... Tomorrow
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Climate Change Future Man
WhatsUpFishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manbat
notpetelambert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being an adult man
Daniels4197 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AssClown (it's a 2fer)
cocoapuff1721 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
pan_de_leche_flan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lonelinessman
Equinoqs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Lonesome Death
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Used to be clown man. Now, it's prison rape man.
Nazagorath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
Zheusey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hardwork-man. At least according to my Mother-in-law.
alexswoboda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Changeman
doubleoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never amount to anything man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pregnancy Man
FapLeft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump Presidency Man
mmmmChocolate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE AMAZING GettingIsolatedFromAllHisLovedOnesOrBeingPubliclyHatedForAMisstakeMadeWhenDrunkOrSomethingMAN!
WaveDr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also batman
mister-grayson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkwater
pooponagoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look-and-there's-a-face-in-your-window-Man.
guitartechie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
-/u/rjc12
Gfsfl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BigdickrickMan
Redhotlipstik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeon Person
Dr-GJS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
missing out on life - man
lpsloth11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JailMan
natman2939 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpiderMan Heart attack man
Ghost man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Zombi-sexual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump presidency man
CaptainNapalm22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Toilet Demon
shawrizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swimming pools at night Woman
drew1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am toilet man. Shit is is everywhere.
Macaface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Followed the wrong guy, thought he was my dad got lost at Disney world when I was 9 man.
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catching Me Masturbate Man
DRGTugBoat3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
RippyMcBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman.
Grizz1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Scorpion
fearofsheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sheepman, I suppose..
HereGoesZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh.. Cagewoman.
SubtleMockery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Grey.
50calPeephole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Insanity
rolth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aqua... Shit
slap-my-monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking Dolphins Man
hogwildest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mundaneman
thearchdill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wife's wrath-man
interstellarprincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bombgirl.
crazybart25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-man
Flint124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ledgeman
LikesBreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anxiety-man.
Yeah, it's kinda a self-perpetuating loop that culminates in crying and hyperventilating until I get back into a safe space. Mental illness sucks, yo.
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing Debt Man
nanogod93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dirtman
Gintoki03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeman-afraid of the ocean.
Laughablybored ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well then, I'm Spider-Man! Fuck Peter Parker!
CoolLikeAFoolinaPool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
Kick_Fish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penis man
theschnauzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comodoman
KidWoody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman ๐
lemonsquarejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman HAHAHAHAHA
Hurkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STD-man
Refugee043 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a bot that will count all the Spidermen here?
crashumbc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bob
-AestheticsOfHate- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AloneWithMyThoughts-Man
WanderingPixie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider...Woman? Spider Man? Spider Person?
(Being genderfluid can be a pain in the butt sometimes!)
Sturgeon_Genital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Asian Baby Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shit-my-pants-in-front-of-my-friends-and-family-man
agonz18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marshmallow-Lady
skeezy_kaneezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Addiction-guy
3meopcpnumberonefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man
NolanHPerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman... That's lame...
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Paycheck to Paycheck Forever Man
DanielJMurillo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PoorMan
swampbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Floridaman
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fracking Man
vitaminmandi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lizardfailure.
xinfernalx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deepwaterman
LoveAudrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AbandonmentWoman, girl wonder
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im afraid of heights so id be high-man.
Pie_Flavoured_Pie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicspeakingman
lazykoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachcrawlinginyourearman (:
JoseyGunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Shark from Banjo-Kazooie.
ratokeshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TestiularCancerMan
philostepher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Posting a comments only to be made fun of - man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gettingIntoTheMajorMan();
I understand that it's not a big deal if I don't get into the major, I can easily do something else and still get a a nice programming job, but i want to learn those cool concepts from a nice school
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear Fallout Man
Lucien_Yin-Dii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SeaAnemoneBloke.
lvclix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The prison rapist
Bmystic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ghost child man. Superhero or supervillain, take your pick.
Narcolepticstoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdman.
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Space Weapons Man
Britown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scrolling down this post forever man
HEADPOCKET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Giant Asteroid Man
Haastile25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
MoXiMoMmY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MigraineMan and SleepParalysisMan
Marcellusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
ooohKyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Casual chit-chat Man
Digital_Dionysus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crowdsman
IUnse3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hostile Alien Man
DietDoctorGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Capitan Commitment!
it1345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Life man
he has the ability to have one
RexUmbra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LonelyMan Alternatively, Fear Of Abandonment Man
manonthemoon14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nuclear war man
FundipTuesday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectionMan
negative_positivity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying cockroach man.
cochleari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
manonthemoon14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AwkwardMan
Ceredirond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-Interactionman.. ie. Anxietyman. lol
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison rape crusader.
s1lverbak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilary Clinton man
DjinnSei04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madman...
Love3dance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boyman (heroin)
4everJayWalking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady-boy
WayneCEO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jellyfish-Man
slaying_mantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Captain Social Awkwardness!?...
'hey... ummm could you stop mugging that woman please?'
aww fuck i dont think they heard me... should i say it again but louder?... why are they staring at me like that? Is it my costume? fuck i knew a cape was too much...
wait... does she even want me to be here?
sekter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catastroman!
Chestigo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oompa loompa man
Xawjer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
TheyUsedToCallMeJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies-man
GooseJaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling-Fear-Of-Failure-Man! It only got worse once I had kids. No people rely on me to be able to eat....
its_a_j ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dementiaman
Miokien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grandma acting real paranoid walking around the house and creeping up on me at night when I visited once man
MysteriousxStranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Chronic Pain
rathemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flashman
BraveToaster1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
2002120141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, that's just your opinion, man.
FanaticOfCrota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingHurtAgain Man
smashindashin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitting in public restrooms - man
northwingnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
Mun- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Boy
shushdishwashers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning-man
What_Im_Eating_is ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now how the fuck isn't reddit's official superhero name "Girlman"?
TheWeirdGirl143 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonely-girl ๐
TheSuperUserJj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whiteman
Nevx44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
woman-man
Evilzonne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharks-eyeballing-for-food-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Crushing Debt!
PoisAndIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. Indecision Man
cordelia_saunders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
theknowledgethatonedayeveryonewillbedeadforgottonandobsoleteandinthegrandschemeofthingswearereallyjustadropinanenormusborderlineinfinitebucket..... girl.... or darkalleygirl.
Kunal_Jain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ExamMan..
REDfohawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman
HippieBlanket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling Over Person!
Tuckessee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Askingwomenoutman
teh_maxh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
President Trump girl.
chops007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lipzitman.
ShadowCow127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isolation Man. My teleportation powers only work if I'll be the only person in the room or area I'm teleporting to.
ClooneywasabadBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sleep paralysis-Man.
Hyperzoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Birdman
qarlthemade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get-up-in-the-morning-man
InfiniteHench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman.
ceerue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Failure
irishdevil80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wack-Planet Man
DocHarold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman...
raccoontailmario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
mushroomman
cuntnuggetnoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment Man!!!
UnKamenRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biscuit Can Girl!
Lancerlandshark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failurewoman. Yeah, I don't see that one getting a lot of calls for help.
19throwaway82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman!
Knittingpasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lightning girl
zero16lives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be OhMyGodTheyreJustBeesWhyAmIScreamingLikeALittleGirl-Man
JaXXEleven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reasonably-Sized-Crowds-Man. Doesnt really role off the tougue though.
KidOathkeeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection-Man
A-Dog-Has-No-Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
Enwhyare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother-in-law man
JDiGi7730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angry Mob of Minorities- Man
napalmlungs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Heights-Man
qwertyboyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PovertyMan
fuqdupd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fapman I learned to embrace it.
metalsatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As I'm sitting on the toilet
Out-of-toilet-paper-Man
Or
ShitStain-Man
tjmtjm1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
theenigma77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peanut Butter Boy. (I'm deathly allergic)
HardGayMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sticking toilet paper in my mouth man.
Babybleu42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Height girl
clugo83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
MrsAries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridges over water, so I'm going with Bowbabe
fonzmp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shartman.
mg0628 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Narrow-Stairway-Climbing Girl
skayyboard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worm Man
arrr-chitect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HurlGirl.
Emetophobia - the struggle is real.
speez71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eat Shit Man
Meeeeese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontation man
MLaw2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stubbed-Toe-Man
bachooka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentwoman..?
NarrativeBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Xman
WutTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharknado man
quietfight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Middle Age Man
BabiDollNikki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bridge Girl
Pilinguino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MirrorsInTheDark-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ending-up-like-my-mother woman
Ignisleo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wormguy
theguyfromacrosstheb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman Burstform
zertech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
pantplot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old-man
Wertz_McSchmertz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Family man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Intimacy man
Krowtis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloodman
ElGatomon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alimony-man
RaqMountainMama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Woman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman...
RaeTryinghard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman
NilbogTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
hosieryadvocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl Man!
burnthecoalptt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AIDs man.
flojo-mojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squandered All My Opportunities Man
TheBurningBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finishingthingsman
hilarymeggin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Queen Gutters-Draining-Too-Close-To-The-Foundation
dawiz25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Matches Marauder
canadian_air ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Overbearingspouse Man, whose wife never lets him save the public.
"Honey, where is my super suit?"
Captain_Owl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Loneliness
DerivIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Consequensor
Keykatriz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snail Gal.
ins0mnikat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitgirl.
angel_wings76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
notdyingbefore65 woman
LukeVSGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialanxietyman
ChaosorFate2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman :'/
Mehkiism13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Injection man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman? huh...
Buzzkill1591 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark-Man
IntroSpeccy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark windows man
fistkick18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shipyardman
or
Beingnexttotallbuildingsman
Roku-ro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NoParents-Man. So Batman
Jawsh305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swiping-My-Debit-Card-at-Whole-Foods-Man
AntiEmerald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
badgers_can_be_gay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibility-Man
W1NTRY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forever On Acid Man
Legend_Zector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scared of heights...
Highman? Just sounds natural.
republlicnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Man
Mushroompeak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boatman
Wordness2DaTurdness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finer in the Ass Man!!!!!
joplinfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Passingawayatanearlyagebeforeiachievedmygoalslyinginmyneathbedknowingtheendwillcomesoonandmuwholeexistemceamountedtonothingman
Xdaz1019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eaten-Alive man
Alvyyy89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Police man.
lucifersyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingNakedMan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ConfrontationMan
JeanJacketBandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cricket-man
liarandahorsethief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle-Gary's-Basement-Man.
Dothackver2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee-eyeMan
I have a very logical fear of bee's that stems from getting stung in the eyeball. ouch does not begin to describe that feeling
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flyingman
I have the power to fly but am too afraid to use it.
JeanJacketBandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student debt man
INCORPOREALeffect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ring girl-man
beerisg00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ostrich man
clarkcox3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confined Spaces Man
duhroofisonfia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeathofalovedoneGirl
gravy-whisperer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Homeless
RazgrizS57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman
mooseshoehorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenyoumissasteponthestairsandyourlifeflashesbeforeyoureyes-man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
serrated_pickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman
skepticalspectacle1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shark-Coming-Up-Towards-Your-Feet Man
atissa42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Norway
...The old ride in Epcot left some pretty deep scars on young me.
Radiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Madame Sharkness
ApolloAbove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success-man.
alcoholicdream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snake
PtolemyShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worthless Woman!
BlackSecurity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackpeopleman
reeper432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fact the no one means anything and we all amount to nothing in the universe's eye man.
SomeJagaloon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slippery Tube Dode...
sicaxav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
butterfly man.. jesus I'd still be scared
euphoneus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing-Student-Debt-Woman
McZerky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornadoman. This will be fun.
QuiteMemey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womenman
Supakwe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterfly broad
CallMeBigCedar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
kilkil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makingthewrongdecisionsinlife-man
FoxtrotTangoSera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Invasion-of-the-body-man
shemagra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
Eternus25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FAILURE MAN
sounds about right
mattloch666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LBOW. Large bodies of water man. Just can't deal.
Bravo_Charlie_Brewer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tornado Man
zishmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowningman, or I suppose rabid-animals-while-camping-man.
badstewie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DentistMan. Sounds about right.
Bunjoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mermaid man
Looking for my barnacle boy :)
drjesus616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifedude ...
Girl_butt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried-alive girl
Only_A_Username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Yellow Jacket
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black man
littlelauralollylegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ClownLady
vesselam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fatman
woox13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DAY MAN
Dysfunctional_douche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HotWomanman
kavumaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Having my ears cut off during a haircut-man
lowhues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SitsDownAndDoesHisWorkMan
AsianWarrior24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Altitudeman
bullintheheather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
Cael87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan
sonny68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mannequin man
rRiichh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
Evermorre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a queen bee no I like bee vomit... ....queen wasp... I sting you with my butt!!...wait...
BotaBarnabas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
pumpmar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talkingtopeoplewoman
lolo91187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leaving The House Woman. I'd be the least effective superhero ever. Yay agoraphobia!
Buttbagmcbutts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
youngpilgrim90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The LadiesMan
ezfriedchiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mushrooom maaaan!
dude53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Electric grease man
GemPeridot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachgirl
Ucantalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman!
He will save you from anything, just so long as it's on the ground while it happens! Plagued by his nemeses The Stepstool and Ladder, Heightsman will stop at nothing to keep everyone down to earth.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Fella
facial_montgomery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing Man! Cause I ain't afraid of shit homes
vikramgupta7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman
Bond----JamesBond ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thoghtman.
CallMeSnayke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buried-Alive-Man
adamorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heatman definitely not going to go with hotman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beware! For I am....~COCKROACH-MAN~
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frog, lizard, spider; weird tingly feeling that you think may be a bug crawling up your back , man.
Onthedownlowplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People man Human Soialman
PhroznGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-man
PusheenTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man.
DarkLorde117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am emotionsman!
Lonecoldmadness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Confrontation Man.
lenut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck.
Spider Man.
I have severe arachnid phobia anything other than granddaddy longlegs and i scream like a prepubescent girl.
Heiditha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look! Down on that bed, staring up at the ceiling whilst barely blinking. It's...Being-Alone-With-My-Thoughts Man.
miniguy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon man
rosy____cheeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out of Handsoap Girl
KB17ROY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature Ejaculation man
shmorky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dayman
TheWistfulWanderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Arachni-Entymo-Nycto-Apio-Aqua-Acro-Man
Bonjwah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Amazing Stepping-off-of-Roofs-onto-Ladders
Globalhawk123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STDMan
Grand_Marquis_04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman. The only thing he's fighting is social anxiety.
DArtagnann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man.
Wait a second....
thehenryshow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The liquor store is closed man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U-man
Amazinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
IrenetheFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Masked Femme
_JustAnAwfulPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
responsibilityman
jdnewmanium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom is African American woman. ..never thought I could say that.
Snicklefritz25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RonaldMcDonaldchick
Azuil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman
WrexTremendae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure-to-keep-promises-man?
... I don't really want to commit to it, though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bank Account Balance Man
cupcakegiraffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Never Going to Amount to Anything Woman or Cockroach Woman
DerpinNinjaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aracno
Because I'm arachnophobic.
SHRIMP-DADDY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
violinqueenjanie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp Woman. I fucking hate those things. They're fucking Satan incarnate.
ijui ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batmanman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After seeing this question fizzle like 4 times in the last week I'm glad it finally made it. Good job I knew you could do it!
DrPhilistine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pianoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AnsweringTheTelephoneMan
firegod97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man
InappropriatePie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingalone-man
Spregg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman
TheDezoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mapman. Yes I have a fear of maps.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman.
marsgreekgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deathman.
or noteexistingman.
AnimeLord1016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boredman!
21crepes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earth Smash
...terrified of heights
Darthtommy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man of course
Ch1ckenW4ffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingForgottenMan
DopeBergoglio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
runicMechanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistman.
thatpowellgirlalix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sinkhole Woman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:32:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GoatmanMan
The_kilt_lifta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WakingUpDuringSurgeryWoman
xatrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman
darklordcthulhu_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitman!
Moerdac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truck rollover man?
wibblywobblyw0o ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapegirl?
boopbapbeepbap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's no point in doing anything so I might as well stay in bed man
PrismaticPaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be the Time Man then. I'm not really afraid of time, but I never have enough time to do things that I really want.
So controlling time seems cool, but let's not play with it, that's the best idea.
Pog- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleman
citanaF_Fanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Glitter Guy
TheAzrael2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Toilet-man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toilet-man, and you are even public
sandemann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:38:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Man
syrist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman.
kentalish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
Tyrann0saurus_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Injectionman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
getting-close-to-people-man
wiggitywakniknak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Penisman
smotstoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wo-Man
Heartbreaker7173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:44:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman. Every time I go to rescue someone they die, and I've failed my mission to save them.
SubPrimeMate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer man!
Thebeartw34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man oh shit
ChuckCraft97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death
Wow, that really makes you think when you put it like that. Become what you fear.
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gettin' Down To Work Man
rickrollups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You-are-doing-that-too-much-man...
StupidSTUPIDLogin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I-think-there's-reasonable-evidence-to-believe-there-is-a-Creator...Man.
Pootanium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Animatronics Man!
McSmartAlec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Depression Man. I'm on iFunny too much.
idealspark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
buttstuffman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:01:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amnesia the Dark Decent Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentman.
With the power to form a strong emotional relationship with you, only to leave you faster than a speeding bullet.
Babylon4All ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slit Ankles Man
juanmaq8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never get to accomplish anything man
RageA333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman!
thel33tman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkness Man
iceoflife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beingpushedoutofescalatorgirl
karen_h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Housework Woman.
GrayOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
AvatarWaang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneMan!
Akruhl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Car-Crash-Man
sg0287 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroach Girl
Hugo0076 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Erectiledisfunctionman
Painkiller655321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Staring-At-You-Through-The-Window-As-You-SleepMan
phattymcbowls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Halitosis man
Reaching2Hard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needle-man
MisterTeapot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanman
datascream11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mypeopleandculturewilldissapear man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know that if you get monkey herpes, you die? Yeah, make up a name for that one
Thenhemet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:17:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Open) Wat(er)Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Yellowjacket.
Double-Portion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Solipsism-man
Itwillwashoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
Seriously why did I have to be the internet racist today.TDLR: Reddit let me down.
SharkMan fuck you Steven, fuck you
chrask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman-man
Clarkee420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social situation man!
Titsticular_Cancer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Gathering Girl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DeathWoman.
MJ17X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning man
ilovemusic100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VomitWoman (emetophobia, fear of vomit)
Americanaddict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rapeman
AlithelJenkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderm- .... shit
giverofnofucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never-living-up-to-my-potential-man.
ayoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireman
AlexRY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exam Man
Ozedunm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social Interactionman
Fitzgerald-Wemberly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:37:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupidcuntboy
TheOwlAndTheFinch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LiterallyEverythingWoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dentistman
Rdog9250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:40:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whaleman
nexusSigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently Commitmentman
fifyi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman.
randybutternubs47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone... man
nuggerless_child ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
hehbur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Parrot Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DISHWATER-MAN.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lostmyjobtoamachine-man
RedditMayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:50:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevated-Liver-Enzyme-Levels Man
bloodkool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tingling balls of heights lol
kittymurdersallday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakegirl or the equally terrifying Clown Woman
Suhn-Sol-Jashin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Antman. Yayyy... :(
alwaysforgettingmyun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:55:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Froggirl
Dirtykeev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They call me... Dayman
ltdemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broke-man
maniczephyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Girl!
OldSp4rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mole rat. Fear of being trapped underground.
Frisbeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster-man
Sandisk4gb4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman.
pilouus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Geckoman.
erinonon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
TrackisWhack1285 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:06:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AloneBoy
TheKocsis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failureman
AVeryMadFish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bear Guy
Tomi000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darknessman. Wait, is this racist?
Dirtydx88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:11:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sober Man
RajBandar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Buttonendoftheduvetman &/or his sidekick, Celeryboy.
JFAD1494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:13:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
ICANTWAITANYLONGER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DVDMainMenuMan
Gostelee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Lady
higuita1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apesuit man
spider_sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death-Man
Silamesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
18thcen_gentleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diptheria-man!
iknowiamadoormat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:25:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Marshmallow woman
Kalaan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingMurderedBecauseImTransAndDidntHaveAChoiceAtBirth-girl
cutelyaware ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:26:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder Woman. People wonder whether I'm a woman.
sselmrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Workman
Akazou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meteor-man
cassanaya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine is typical, Failureman. But my girlfriend's is great:
Becoming-Like-My-Dad-Woman!
SrslyLovesGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lady earwig
slightlymoldedbread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
zzziiinnnggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blowjoblessman.
glibson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painman
ArthurAlexander24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cotton Ball Boy.
Fancy_my_Talon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men-man
meaty102789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment Man
DarkAngel401 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown Thing
With all this freaky clown shit going on lately my childhood fear of clowns is starting to make more sense. My old high school was closed cause a clown tried to choke a lady and gave her a threat about my high school. Some kids got chased through the park in the middle of the afternoon
LongSleeveFlannel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catheterman
prisonwallet5009 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharklady
gave23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hardworkman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Catheterman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peoplefindingmyredditaccountman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KuchisakeOnnaman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:44:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Serialkilleroutsidemywindowatnightman!
NippleMilk97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never-Hesitation Guy
Aneuriusm-Man
ironappleseed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inadequacyman.
k13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:46:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Politeman
Nevermynde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gayman.
96-62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody loving me man.
AbuHax0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clinton-man
Samadams9292 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee/Hornet/Wasp-Man
__007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shitty Father man
JojoScotia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Out-of-control woman. Sounds like a headline opener from 1910.
OmarBessa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely JOBman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maggotgirl
randathrowaway1211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
adulthoodman
SparCrux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
abandonmentman
EmptierHayden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:59:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dog Man
RyJM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Black-man
starman28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
USA's-Voting-Options-Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Wasp....oh wait
Herotosucara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forced finger nail removal man!
iam_sk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsibilitygirl
DarthMelonLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonment girl!
SuomiBob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Reddit, I'm just waiting for 'social anxiety' man.
SkyyBandito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roadkillman!
EEdwardNigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman or Blindnessman.
I...wouldn't be a very good superhero, I think.
jack0rias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:11:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg I'm Spider-Man ๐ฑ
OfficialAngeredHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reality Man
kungers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A little lttp but Black Widowman...
tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Universal dude
Quackalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either SocialInteractionWoman or Spiderwoman or butterflywoman. The list goes on. Mothwoman. Heightswoman. Drivinginstrangetownswoman.
tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Timewarp dude
graydog117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The midnight bomber what bombs at midnight man
tax1999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:20:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nofunguy
sandman2k11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bleeding to death just fast enough that you have enough time to realize you're dieing but not accept it as you pass in a moment of almost painless shock and terror... Man
Ravgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losswoman maybe? Or misunderstoodwoman.
Mutang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer-man! That shit better not come back!
JohelKhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man probably!
_012345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
Elliebob96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Call girl... Wait. I hรขte talking on the phone, i mean i HATE IT!
Falkerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Family man
premk2676 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Studyman
IAmTheLime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman
HeroinHouseFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VeryImportantInterviewMan! or possibly DebtMan!
Robpeck8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:31:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman...
mywifeisalesbian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toad-man!!!
bimtom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burning-man
TheWhiteWeeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man
rawdawgass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heights-man
Doclovegood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:37:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Absolute Nothingness Person ; or (what is the absence of a universe/Multiverse, and am I really just scared of death and my non existence prior to being.) Person.
Boiled_Potatoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.
MyBrothersExIsAHoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PigeonWoman
Megazone_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The social warrior
Xanthic-Chimera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Comments will be down voted to oblivion man.
daredoedel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Men girl
Edit: cellulite girl is an option too.
burn_motherfucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snakewoman, kinda like Medusa? Idk, I'd kill myself if there were snakes on my head
DinoFaery666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloon Girl :/
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:59:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death man.
pmcartney17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkboy
ThePikafan01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Average man.
DrAgonit3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Conflictman! My weakness is being confronted!
blalkr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman. Great.
XxWHIPPYPOOPYxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HSC Exams-Man!
feanor-01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:10:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr friendzone
fallingheavens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up with commitments man. Ugh too late I've become the beast...
ThongMaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:14:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brutally-murdered man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsible Man, that sounds like another responsibility itself.
artsyhitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big black cockman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roachboy
ohmyfuckingglob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:18:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batwoman
vitten23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:19:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man
deadmanollie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:20:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sharkman
Privateer781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocrity Man
Dooshbaguette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Utility Bill Woman
SecretDiaryofFallGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clown man
badAballerina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zombie woman.
Cemetary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish my fkn kids would go to sleep man
DannyNero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:33:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not enough time man
that1one1guy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Talking-to-girls man
MJ2205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies Man
KeemoWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uncircumcised Dicksman
magicaxis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:36:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MeaninglessVoidMan
Key6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleswoman.
Mistes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:38:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debt-man
small_havoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successwoman - main power is self sabotage. :D
Luisagabadie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
myanaconda23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tattoo woman
FistStronghold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Crisis Man
myanaconda23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:43:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biting your lip while eating girl
INBloom58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be a man-spider
_____username____ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
Donnyboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alienman
Rupert_Bear007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huntsman (that ones for all the Australians)
rodneywaywoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:47:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead-end job man.
left4candy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:50:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, or just Insectman. I'm also afraid of disappointing people, DisappointingMan :(
MrMaxAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceanman
TheOphidian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fall from heights that will hurt but not kill you-man!
mynameisalso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:55:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not having friends and never finding any man.
centristtt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine being completely immortal and somebody ties a big stone to your leg and throws you down the Marianta Trench.
You'd sink as fast and deep as the American economy.
I call my self: Obaman
codeyne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hairy armpits man
wilfredjt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark man.
Wait...
Skatemacka02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chromehistoryman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:10:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Assrape man.
elpacorimtexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Butterflyman...
Sarahjays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kids-woman?
Creative_NotCreative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Child-man
wantingerudite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UselessmanInutileman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Loudcrowdedplacestriggermyanxietyandihavepanicattacksman
usefulidiot000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Earwig Man!
pulkitmaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman
gotMARKed_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
shelovesicecream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment-Girl
wow how catchy is that
MartyFraser98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine a Joker goon or something posting like- "Batman-man"
JaffacakePimpstick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmenMan, in willing to give you my all for as long as you'll have me criminals. Il just get needy until they just turn themselves in
lefthalfbeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified of the ocean so I am seaman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heroinman. That's some scary shit
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:27:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The-infinite-depths-of-the-universe man!
brycdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Communistman
TheBrayCommunity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ghostman
MrLouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Naked-in-front-of-others-Man
Kamhel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman.
OneWayQuiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
Something1forgot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roach man. Terrified of roaches till he fires a blunt and smokes it down to a fingernail.
comradeda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman. I know him. He is very tall.
noxyzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman
RastafarianFrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CommitmentMan
molex09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needlegirl
boopityboopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Empty-swimming-pool-man
DovahSpy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:46:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm-actually-retarded-but-I-don't-know-and-everyone's-just-humouring-me-man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pigeon.
greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
hehehuehue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
Mrbingbong2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AIDSMAN
MsArduenna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Turning-Into-My-Mother woman
_Hot_Tuna_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelinessman. Yikes
ShawFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Highman
zulu-bunsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
Kalishnacough47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-anxiety boy
Acerbusilva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Needler
Orylus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Dark Water
WizardyoureaHarry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea man. Or semen for short.
cpov87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Abandonmentess
Pokesers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:15:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Injection Man
Panicking about injections since 1997.
jitoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Falling down the stairs man
jm2th2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FeelsbadMan
gameplayuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:20:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Betrayalman
reaperdude88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DrownMan
thebirdy23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LateWoman...I hate being late
Jcchasezfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
boring people man
Gnuhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mothman
Fucking moths!
HailHelix123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whitney's Miltank - Man
Jason_Anaminus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dead Man
alienshipwreck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Henpartyman
Srg11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Missus-man
Shiny_Trevenant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slugman
ViolentCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
Omny87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Evildoers beware! It is I: Commitment Man! And my trusty sidekick, Dying Alone Boy!
Leocollier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:32:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman.... is that one already taken?
Techern_Cairns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Explosive diarrhea man
...
imagine putting out fires.
At an orphanage.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fireworks man
Disobeykery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeeBoy
ObsceneGlabella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guiltman.
Kaylapotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathgirl!
Galalithial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman...
EDIT: Very seriously, black voids terrify me because of what my active imagination impresses upon them. For that I could be Darkness-man, or Imagination-man. But that doesn't have the same comedic punch.
Rather_good ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People in life-sized mascot costumes man. Snappy.
Devastation227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porcelain-doll-man Or Ventriloquist-doll-man Basically any creepy ads doll man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-Encountersman.
misssakurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clowngirl
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not movies
AbletonsAmongUs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When calling someone on the phone and they actually answer instead of it going to voice mail man
GoldenPrinny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:47:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mondayman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:51:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman, along with lots of other people lol.
Uveampaline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightgirl or The Darkgirl.
JustAnOctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugsflyinginear-man
fromkentucky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladders, Rooftops and Going-Down-Stairs-In-The-Dark guy!
shockwave_dave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature Ejaculation Man!
50mikemike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Responsiboy
sharkbaitzero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dying alone and forgotten-man
monsterfiend91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publicspeakingman
MinoTux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Repostman.
CypressBreeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Student loan man
SayNoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dieing alone after a shtty and unfulfilling lifeman
iamprocrastinating_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shortheightswoman or beewoman
WinniMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:07:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Futuregirl
Sophilosophical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Needler
cloud3321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Working-man
I go out and does work so that ceo and managers don't have to while pulling in the doughs.
goes and cries in a corner
kevinmoneymcd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseman
get_out_of_town ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Forgottenman.
Wheresdonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman
BenedictusMaleficus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspwoman.
Jausst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Death.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batwoman
thoompie7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brain-aneurysm man
Azner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
arikv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasted my life, man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boredom-Man
RobTheThrone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
High-man, I'm afraid of heights.
demonbutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People person
YouStupidFuckinHorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman
Ironic sounding name too considering I'm like 5'7"
Mairon_for_UNSG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sexman
FlyByNightTomSawyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slugman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suicideman! Talk about ineffectual!
Baconlightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman
ajdeNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Balloonman
imadandylion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cmon, people, have some creativity, don't just stick "man", on the end of shit. I was always freaked out by the Goosebumps episode with the Ventriloquist doll, so maybe I'd be called the Ventriloquist, or the Puppet Master.
Harmageddon87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasnt that the point of the post though? To follow batman's convention?
imadandylion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The convention of the source of his name, not the structure. I mean, there's no reason not to, I just think it's unimaginative is all
ExploreMeDora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabman
joe1up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Broken graphics card man
kittenautopsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vomitgirl, goosegirl, dying-alone-and-regretting-everything-i-wasted-my-life-ongirl
raudssus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idiocracy-Man
MD_Dev1ce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:39:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
unexpected pregnancy man
kush_in_my_butt_69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spider-man.. wait that's already a thing right?
holmes27899 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
potatoman seriously, potato make me freak out
JFKFC50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dr. anything that looks like a wasp/bee
Ai_of_Vanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aloneman!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bugs crawling in my ass man
daniellkemp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
commitment man
Chitaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman...
byepolarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
parrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerman
cazyena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ScaryClownsGirl
Toastrun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parasite-man
samson124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crampman
SengalBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogman
Predator-Man
Trypo-Man
Socialboy.
etom21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
smilbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
needleboy
Scobothehobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hardware Failure Man
madgeniusdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WTFdontmypostsgetupvoted Man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ratman
MynameisHardie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:53 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am โI fear that my dad is going to kill me one day man"
poltergoose420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty girls man . Or hornet man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Frogman.
SassyAssAssassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkman, I strike from the shadows!
BIG-APPLE-3AM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Incredible Arachnid
OtherLoneGoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Humanman
enudeen_456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PakMan ;-)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Needleman
_Krysix_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Painman
SweetShoesBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman man
Derhek123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Guess I'm the Black man
MrNudeGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man?
tom_w45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman hah but yeah I hate spiders
ellingua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess that makes me Vaginaman...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Woman.
People would have so much faith in me.
somedoucheonreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
Bypoptartsbedriven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Widower
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ManMan
teaqualizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Caveman
Rhythilin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commuteman.
secpol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toasterman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachboy.
ruffyreborn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipede man
jscarlet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkwater
HunterTologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spiderman
Painkill3r_neo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No-pants-in-school-dream man
EpicHeracross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schoolboy
simtron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ResponsibleMan
Eizziljam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Infertilitywoman
_kodz_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitmentman
CasiInAPumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp-Woman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Captain Tightspacesfullofpeoplestaringatmewithunreadableexpressions".
newtocitystoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
depressionman!
darthmule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy Clown Man
H4R4MBAE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stalker man
No_demonic_raisons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:27 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shortshortsandflipflops girl.
Dawarkian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Realityman
carrotbomber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocialSituationsMan
bamuelsush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gettingrapedinthebuttholeman
Citadel_Cowboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peopleperson.
jdreng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Climate Chance Man
Kbdiggity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BurnsWhenIPeeMan
HngryHngryHippowdons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mortality Man
ImGivingUpOnNames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomitman
bishamonten31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:42 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im industrial machinaryman...
peroxwhyLUSH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, I'm Aquaman. Son of a bitch.
bclay52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherinlawman
dlobnieRnaD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got incredibly high and decided that if I shaped canned cat food into mittens and wore them to attract cats I could be Catman, so yeah I pretty much have dibs on that one.
Baeltheswed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseguy
biscuit_mcniggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Debtman
DrWhaleLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knifeman
chiisanakyojin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:43 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderwoman
Bronn_McClane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cave diving man
AboveTheAshes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DrivingMan!!! Think MadMax only my car transforms into a ironman esque suit. Kind of like a gundam.
Mrpotatoe30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Super late to this....Commitment-Man
madafaku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tryingtofartbutaccidentlypoopingmypantsman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WIFE MAN.
Kinderschlager ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
insectman (because spiders and scorpions can't fly at my face)
corgblam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Billsman?
Kithsander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Front page post that I'm commenting on twenty-two hours after it was posted with over 12k comments already. Pretty sure no one will ever see this, but I'm going with Oldageman.
It's a terrifying thought that I could reasonably live another fifty years. Life is a miserable shit-hole, a bleak existence of uselessness and pointless suffering, and I could be stuck here for a long, long time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DrunkenlySendingNudesWoman
Go_Kauffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Opening-the-Mail Man
sinstarx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
McDonalds Breakfast ends at 11- Man
Blindkitty52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tsunami Lady
Toxicitor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lurking in the comments, shitposting into the site, he stalks though the sub while doing justice and gilding
this commentthe poor. They say he was inspired by that which he most fears: discussions about new things for him to fear. His name?METAMAN
MarcusKilgannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aquaman.
Fear of water so basically the same usefulness as the original Aquaman anyway.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Schoolman
bigjuraff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LivingtoolongMan
jaywjay03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cliffman
deleted-my-account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Piano Man
/s
Shudalaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mosquito Man - The Dracula Starver
thebluepolarbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejectionman
Frozenhippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Motherman
KacyRaider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Papercut Girl
AsianEducation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isitinyetman
Rb1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My irrational fear of planes crashing into my house isn't so irrational based off that thing on the news I saw that one time-man
zeppelin1004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large-ocean-creatures-man!!!!
Marmitecashews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman.
victorlo1998 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girl Man
Gladix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderman
yeah, I know.
l0nelyh4x0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeopleMan!
omar501st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IsmyGFcheatingonmeman
GreenTeaOnMyDesk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlman
Stormshiftx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hilaryman
RedEyedChile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Man Man
ScottishNinja99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rabbit man :/
Cholikit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:34 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Parents paid people to act as my "friends" man
c576hfyrh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nothingafterdeathman
monkeyaaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Afterlife man.
theamazingrando87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Successman
RespectThyHood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
La Migra Man!
astrolawyerMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social-Interaction-Man
thegirlwhowaited22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonergirl
SeismicWhales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly don't know my fear
TheAndyPat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ladderman
MobPsycho300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:46 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pussyman
Leberkleister13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Publictoiletman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...i guess id be impervious to any kind of illness and live to a ripe old age...
Trikern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman
SpatiallyRendering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deathman. I don't have many fears, but death is my #1. My number two is probably EveryoneYouLoveIsDyingMan.
catrapredder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PigeonMan
Periculous22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FlyingInsectsMan! Fear me and despair.
alphalphasprouts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Loner
Skaryon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weightgainman... :(
CatsLikeBoxes03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mosquitoman
r08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Listening to Voicemails Man. Joke cred: kumail nanjiani
WillOTheWispish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In-law Lady
mocharoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing-to-do man
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone I love dying man
iwishiwereyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Existential Dread-Man!
TurdblogAssman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Premature ejaculation man
Tapczi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:56 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unjusttrialman
PatsWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tobey McGuire.
SwagVonYolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DyingAloneMan
Fukowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlsman ;__;
missydissy24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
College-Debt Woman!
bethebubble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Confined Spacesman?
jdayl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:06 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elevators that go more than three floors lady
Redditario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boring-man
shinigami806 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fearman!
wattalameusername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PublicRestroomsMan- helping you give a shit in the worst places.
Skatetronic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman
nikurey91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living up to father's expectations man
pfuzzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taxesman
Q1189998819991197253 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RejectedWoman
;-;
GANTRITHORE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing my phone down a grate in the sidewalk man!
grilled-cheesy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Moth Girl
OrsinoBorealis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Rape Consul
layuptobreastspike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Commitment man
apprenticebaiter420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oceanman
dv666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Centipedeman
samarthj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Extended Social Interaction Man
awesome_binny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
close-proximity-birds-fluttering man
Frasepalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Social interaction man.
Lucas7yoshi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Work-man
ChalupaBatman99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownbaby
nyamjoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manwoman
rendered9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Depths of the Ocean-man... doesn't really roll off the tongue.
_itsaconspiracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miss VPL
HylianHero1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:37 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GLOCman
PatrickFn1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While in open water:
OMGWHATJUSTTOUCHEDMYLEG-Man
sonn0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
changeman
gnarwalbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Shot By Policeman
With-Broken-Glass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LadiesMan!
alienkarissa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:28 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Elderly Girl
kranjskaklobasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:11 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancerwoman
musicfestivaljunki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:39 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
eatingoutofdatechickenman
VesperalLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:41 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightman..?
philboswaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:25 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
office job woman!
thisonetimeatjewcamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:40 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am Mothman, lover of all things bright and shiny.
mstarrbrannigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prepaying For Gas Then Forgetting To Pump the Gas Woman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman
50ShadesOfKrillin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Myfather-man.
rikjames90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:18 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nostalgia man.
his skill include berating cartoon network for not being as good as when he was a child but in actuality he's having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that age is coming up with him
zSpider1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clownman
Kylock_Hall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:13 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Darkness Heights Man
H_bomba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:24 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swarming insects man.
JangMang98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:04 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crippling Depression Man
jker210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lonelyman
Hate_Manifestation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:48 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure/successman
hnirobert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:57 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Weezer
cptAustria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
existential dread-man
funnyblast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Batman
Gadetron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:02 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rickety old ladders man.
NotQuiteFamous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SNAKELAD
Chimerus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mytodllerwillneversleepagainman
LIMWZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:20 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drowning woman
Careb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:33 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AIDS man
Abeman26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Heightsman
Truth_Autonomy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:59 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain Collision!
elcantare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burningman
Darksideblugrss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Swarmgirl
Mitchi86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:00 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Great, now I can start calling myself a "people person"...
VinylScratch01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:19 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PeopleWoman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee boy
KIAN420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:31 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adultman
Deadlycreampuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:17 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How do shorten being alone with my own thoughts forever into a simple name?
Vozor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Procrastination Man
or instead of that, HardWorkMan?
Also his sidekick, Get-A-Job-Man!
IndianaGnomes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-man. That's still available, right? No one has taken that name?
gut_sack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bloody stool man
mongster_03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fallout.
Guess who's afraid of heights.
bopadoopadaba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasp Woman. I guess I'd get to wear a yellow jacket.
Geckostares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:49 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Morongirl
superhands117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:08 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Policeman
Surprisebutsekz69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:32 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider man or Heightsman
TheGinger07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:50 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not-Being-There-Man.
so, basically any superhero?
Proasek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:10 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MANman, because people are terrifying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dyingaloneman
sabre_170 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sobriety Man
TheNotoriousJTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:30 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Man. But I'm going to go by Jerry Seinfeld instead.
SlowDays_FastWeeks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:23 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Girlsman
noir-lefay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:22 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thassalowoman
zektmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep paper cut between your fingers man
like_a_yoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alien Abduction-Man
lpycb42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:05 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-woman.
csmumaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eyeman
I have a terrible fear of things around, near, in, or touching my eyes. I wear glasses and eye exams (which I can only bear to do every 4 or 5 years) are horrifying
Stolypin26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:36 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crushing-loneliness- man
Capn_Clown_Pants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting-His-Balls-Ripped-Off-By-A-Chimpanzee Man!
NotMarcus7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialinteractionman
voNlKONov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:51 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
noteventhathighheightsman
TheWizardofRhetKhonn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:26 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Waspman
mako-jaeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:12 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NotHavingASignificantImpactOnAnyoneMan!
SadPandalorian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:07 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Diarrhea Chick.
Prof-Nekkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:58 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They got plenty more of that where that came from
Mortyga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Scatman
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BigCrowdMan
donnavan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:14 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AtapointinlifewhereIwillhavetotakeapilleverydayfortherestofmylifewoman, IRSwoman, Can'tgetanotherjobbeforerentisduewoman, failsclassesbecauseIneedtoworkfulltimewhilegoingtoschoolfulltimewoman.
masterfroo24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prion-Man
genevieveoliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:15 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nightman!
topaz-colite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
Mr_Williz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:55 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone-is-hiding-in-my-backseat-waiting-for-me-to-get-in-my-car-so-they-can-kill-me-Man
ThinkMinty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:21 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dogman and/or Deathman.
RustyBaconSandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:54 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roofman.
Seriously fuck roofs.
Skeevenmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:54 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dark Mirror
Actually, that's not bad
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:51 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spider-Man
hAlternate_Account ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:15 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CrushingLonelinessMan
Architect_Of_Anarchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:05 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing woman
harelipsteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:45 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Failure Man
AoRewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Losing my friends man
penpineapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:44 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Peanut kid. orz
Arsinoei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:01 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Suffocation Girl
CricketLab15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:06 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rollercoaster Boy
digitdaemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:47 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lost and out of gas man.
RecoveringKlepto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:22 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Havingtoliveforanother60orsoyears-man
smbcart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:40 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AlienGirl
shinobigamingyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:45 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Inevitable Progression Of Time And Moving On Man.
Loudanddeadly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:56 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Human Man'
Social Interactions Man
kkflarg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:58 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LaughablySmallSpiderMan
gr33nG3nt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:39 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rejection Man...
november_republic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:11 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Socialactivityman
digital-pen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:19 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Unplanned social interaction woman
Yitzhak14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:26 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything man
caffiend2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:18 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My-kids-might-die-man
michaelbornemann68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:35 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BeingAResponsibleAdult Man.
TrillScopta420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NeedleSpiderCancerStraightjacketMan hahaha
crichton55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:45 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
W.A.S.P.
Seriously, fuck those things.
AnarisBell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:41 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
JunebugGirl
AnarchicDecay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:20 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Noonewilleverlovememan!!
Damosgirl16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CreepsSexDungeonWoman or maybe BurriedAliveWoman. But considering the latter may follow the former anyway, I'll go with both.
twitchforker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:00 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tomorrow man
Kidpoker88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:20 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea-Man ...wait, no!
sockmess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:04 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Brokeman
yukiflishy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:49 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cockroachwoman. No.
warlocknoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:50 on October 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Public Speaking Man
fastergrace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:19 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting Eaten By A Large Animal Woman
ruskuval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:30 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Biggus Dickus.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:52 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everythingman
UnleashTheChub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:55 on October 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Toiletman I don't take shit from anybody
hyperfat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:49 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe shart your pants man?
Gunthr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:57 on October 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Deep-water-girl
More specifically: Deep-water-where-I-cant-see-the-bottom-girl. Pools are dandy.
Grenyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:47 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lifeman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:35 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Duke Nukem of course
bedwar14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:19 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FailureMan :'(
crm225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:32 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be jobless man
Aiti22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:21 on October 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LadiesMan
zonalcarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:15 on October 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late to the party, but:
Bureaucracy Lad
SkadeDK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:05 on October 25, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SocialTard, letting the world down one social interaction at a time.
Heideenytes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:22 on November 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Success Girl!
2oonhed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:08 on November 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am.............DEPEND-O-POTAMUS MAAAAAAAAAaaaaaan
taurus_and_stars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:31 on January 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Eye-Cancer Woman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:57 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Blackman or policeman.
organicpastaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:32 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This same exact question was on the front page 4 days ago. What a shameless repost.
geomod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:16 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Retirementman
LBTSHARPTOOTH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:29 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothingman
ninetentacles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drainman...nemesis of Rainman.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Captain America
faxecklan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:53:31 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
.gif-man
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:25:09 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prison-rape man
heavyfrog2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:17 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Homosapiensman.
NerdDapper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:43:55 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not-being-able-to-save-someone-I-care-about-man
Sololegends ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:23:03 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Own Mind Man
Garrus_McSwagg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:00:38 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Herpes-man
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:39:01 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Womanmam
ARealRain ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:44 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HarambeDickMan
Michaeljonson ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:35 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spiderma--
dammit
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:47 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Woman-man.. Or would that just be woman?
LighTMan913 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sex Man ;)
TheFetchOmi ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:23:16 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's an incredibly stupid way to interpret his name origin. Wow.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:04 on September 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not the point.