I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
At first that the second part was an explanation of why it was your favorite, then I started reading it in the guys voice and realized it was from the show.
It's crazy after so many years every scene comes back to me as if I watched it yesterday.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:00:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You watched these scenes more than 5 times guaranteed.
Quick story. My girlfriend bought tickets because she wanted autographs from the judges.
I remember being there when that lady came on. It was fucking hilarious. We were expecting a real stand-up routine. She got booted faster than anyone else on the show.
We do live in a modern society with progressive views and lifestyle, so /u/I_JIZZ_ON_U might have been a female. But Asian... That's pushing it a bit too far.
Pretty sure it was plankton at the end of the one where he switches bodies with Mr Krabs
Vicous ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:02:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, now that I actually remember. I can see Mrs. Puff saying that though. Now I remember why Plankton was my favorite character off of SpongeBob right in front of Squidward.
Rokusi ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick's line shortly before that always kills me:
You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you. Nothing really matters. "Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do! Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe! OR FABRICATE!"
[deleted] ยท 951 points ยท Posted at 19:03:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And thats extra hilarious considering spongebob has an actual job, and Patrick's a bum
[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 02:20:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm convinced that Patrick is actually really smart but just wants to troll people.
They have that sudden zoom in of the face in a different drawing style, the one that's more realistic. Some of those faces scared me when I was younger.
But in that episode where him and Spongebob were raising a baby scallop, he was shown to have a job... and it was to watch TV. Maybe he's some sort of TV critic.
I like the "hood version" better: "you know something spongebob? Everything's a fucking game with you! Everyday I hear from your ass, oh let's pop a Molly, let's fuck bitches after school. I cleaned my ass off in this house today! While you out there doin what you wanna do, FUCKIN MY SHIT UP!"
I seem to recall in another episode where Patrick asks Spongebob, "Have I ever steered you wrong?", and then it cuts to a set of images of bad ideas that Patrick has had involving Spongebob.
One is Patrick about to feed Spongebob a pumpkin via a funnel.
All the adult topics in this show really should have provided an incentive for parents to watch it with their kids. Some of the jokes only adults would get are pretty hilarious, especially in earlier seasons. The writing seems to have faded, though.
He's apparentely back starting with the new season. Whether or not it will make a difference remains to be seen.
Kusibu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's rare nowadays to get a cartoon that kids and adults can both appreciate. I mean, there's Penguins of Madagascar, but that fell off too... there's gotta be something out there, right?
They're not too similar, animation-wise, so if you try one and don't like it you might want to try the other. Personally, I think it's interesting that Gumball features flat, 2D animated characters on a more 3D-animated backdrop.
Kusibu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:31 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's less a matter of technique, and more a matter of appearance, to try and impact the concept better. The characters look weird, perhaps even stupid - I know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but it really does get to me.
Oh good I wasn't the only one. When I was little I couldn't understand why the ladies would want big hairy arms. Felt like an idiot when I finally understood.
I've used "Weast" in directions for years. I have friends who start going the wrong way each time for east or west, in games, so I'll just shout out "Go weast!" and they'll get it
In geology the other day, the professor said that we'd be meeting at the east entrance instead of the west entrance for the field trip. A bunch of us started quoting that scene.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me and my chick argue about directions so much. im the type of "I KNO WHERE IM GOING DONT ASK THE MAP" and shes like "i gotta check the map just to double check" which makes me mad cuz im like "NO I KNOW WHAT IM DOING I HAVE MAN SKILLS!"
whenever i mess up and she gives me the "i told you so" look i always say "oooooohhh i thought you meant weast!"
I always wonder how it's translated in Spanish, because east and west are "este" and "oeste," respectively. They sound similar enough that it's not really funny v
It's the kind of randomness where its not totally outrageous and outlandish but still random. That kind of thing tends to use unfitting normal things whereas "garbage" randomness tends to invent crazy unrealistic things.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just from a writing perspective, the quality of the first three seasons isn't just a nostalgia thing. Even when I was 11, when the seasons after were coming out, I could noticeably see the difference and I stopped watching in the middle of season 5. The first three seasons were the last of that era of cartoons. They were not children's shows, they were comedy shows that could be watched by a younger audience. Spongebob was written first and foremost as a comedy. They don't ask "would kids find this funny?", they ask "is this funny?" and then "is this okay for children?" There is a pretty overt rape joke in "Gary Takes a Bath" for example, where Spongebob hands Gary "doubloons" which are just two bars of soap and then winks and says "Don't drop them!" To an adult, that's a funny prison rape joke. To a kid, it is neither funny nor a prison rape joke.
That's something you'd rarely see from a newer episode. They're written by first thinking of what kids might laugh at. Spoilers, kids laugh at the dumbest shit. What you end up with is a complete disincentive for quality. You can throw anything onto Nickelodeon, and as long as it's on, kids will watch it because they don't have particularly high standards. Then they get older, go back and watch it, and realize it's garbage. There's 0 longevity to it. Another example would be something like Avatar the Last Airbender vs Pokemon. Both are fairly light adventure shows with a young cast and a mix between overarching story and episodic. Pokemon is campy and cheap to the point where many episodes are unwatchable even to kids, and only becomes more unbearable as you grow older. It only works because it's based on an existing franchise that's massively popular. I'd argue that if they put more quality into the show, like how the first few movies are actually genuinely entertaining besides that garbage fight between Mew and Mewtwo, the show would help the video games out much much more than just holding interest. Avatar, on the other hand, only gets better as you get older. Sure, there's some parts that become less appealing and you can tell they didn't really know who their audience would be early on, but a lot of it becomes much warmer and means more as you get older.
I always thought that was a riddle. Like what is the tomorrow of both today and yesterday. Then I grew older and realized it was actually proverb-esque.
EVILEMU ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Squidward says "Why do it today when you can put it off until tomorrow?" then laughs, right? Some of these episodes stick in my head surprisingly clearly.
Seriously, after seeing that episode I thought potato salad was really that intricate to make it, and appreciated it more when my parents made it... Then I realized you could make it in only a couple days, and I was like "wow, I've been had."
Maybe if you cook the potatoes two days before mixing the other stuff.
MrThom_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:19:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean one family friend's mom takes like two days, where she like cooks the potatoes, then lets them soak in like dressing or something, idk i'm not a chef.
MrThom_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:20:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was correcting crazykirby, he said 3
camn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Cook the potatoes the night before, then let them soak in vinegar in plastic baggies overnight. Finish the potato salad the next day. It's good shit.
Omny87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:41:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The title of this light hearted and most amusing narrative is "A Marine Crustacean of the Subclass Cirripedia Which, to its Own Misfortune, was Quite Repugnant."
In long past archaic days of old, there existed a marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horribly repulsive, sickening, and grotesque that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage was an agonizingly lengthened and tormented demise.
And that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I have the picture of Patrick smiling right after that as my profile picture on most sites
caryb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've mentioned it on here before, but I have a print out of this quote on a nice sunset photo on my desk at work. You'd think it's an inspirational quote. Nope, Spongebob. :)
Jesus Christ I never realized how detailed his stomach was lol. One of the things I love about this show, all the random detailed face close-ups and stuff.
My favourite is "Gary's a mutt!" and it cuts to a detailed close up of a hillbilly Gary with a felt patch on his shell, smoking a wooden pipe and a 5 o' clock shade.
So I read this and heard their voices exactly. I look up to my television and this scene is playing. My internal dialog happened to be in sync with the actual dialog. My life has peaked.
quaid4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"We stole a balloon!"
"Yeah, on free balloon day!" cue hysterical laughter.
I always loved how the writers played with how Patrick is actually a genius - Like in the episode where he actually becomes a genius but his head was switched with brain choral or the episode where he and spongebob shrink inside squidward and he says something really smart (something to do with natural gas)
There's a reasonably famous case of ambiguity with this phrase that is quite sad, the Derek Bentley case. A man was hanged for the murder of a policeman but he didn't fire the gun, he was done for joint enterprise primarily because of what he said:
'Police witnesses later claimed that the police officer asked Craig to "Hand over the gun, lad" and Bentley shouted the ambiguous phrase "Let him have it, Chris" to Craig. Craig fired his revolver at Fairfax, striking him in the shoulder.'
This is a running gag in my family, my daughter loves to scream "CHAWCALAAAATE" in that gravelly voice and if we're at my family's house she will immediately hear cries of "CHAWCALAAAATE" from all over the house. We've been doing it for years, and it just never gets old.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast."
"Yea, so?"
"....Without any milk."
Or
Spongebob gets thrown at that huge guy
"Hey! Who threw that piece of paper at me?"
When he's trying to get into the Salty Spatoon and prove how tough he is. And he's like "how tough am I?? How tough am I!?!? Ya got a bottle of ketchup?" And he tries to open it
If you actually try to look at your forehead, you make the face that Patrick is making. (Eyes up, eyebrows scrunched towards your nose) This looks like a typical angry face. And then he's mad cause he can't see his forehead. So it's like a loop in a way.
This is my all time favorite. Me and my two brothers missed the next 5 or so minutes of that episode from laughing so hard until we finally saw it again on a rerun. The Pretty Patties episode is great, but not the best if it weren't for that one line.
I quoted this one fucking line infront of a old gf once. Never mind the hundreds of other conversations we had. This idiot thought that meant I wanted my life to revolve around Sponge Bob. Guess who got Sponge Bob floor mats for their truck and a Sponge Bob tooth brush for xmas. This disappointed guy. Fuck you Tiffany.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a good thing that we're all wearing our anti-sea rhinoceros underwear. This circle would never keep one of them out." "Why? What attracts them?" "The sounds of a sea bear attack."
I'll tell you what, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about handing Leo that Oscar if he had played the clarinet while waving a flashlight back and forth really fast, stomped around on clown shoes while eating cubed cheese, wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion and a skirt and screaming like a chimpanzee
That one's my favorite, largely because of the delivery
halborn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:33:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down. You flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
Being plunderers they probably tried to haggle with the merchant selling them the pies in bulk; they were probably upset with the discounts for purchasing the pies in bulk and instead thought it would be cheaper simply to steal the pies, in a hurry they probably dropped one outside the Krusty Krab which Squidward found.
They were upset with the pie rates so they became pirates.
I haven't watched the episode in a while so I might be a little bit wrong about a few things.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 23:09:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
vmca12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like obscure quotes from things that are useful in real life; to that end, "PART 2! Part 2, part 2, part 2" from that episode has served me very well over the years.
I wish she had more appearances. Even neptune was different. In the show, he looks like the god. Even in Wrath of Titan, which was after the movie and hyped up too badly
I like one when Patrick and spongebob fight each other and they end up on underwear. Both of them had yellow undies, that makes them be friends again. Then Patrick says: Mine used to be white.
Was referring to the logo, but I think you're right.
Linard ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 19:18:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
In the german dub it was a bit different, he doesn't say the equivalent of "Oh wait, they always do that" but "Moment mal, falscher Film" ("Wait a minute, wrong show!") Kind of breaking the 4th wall.
I took a film class in college. My professor showed us this episode to get us interested in German Expressionist film. It worked, but we giggled through the actual Nosferatu.
I honestly always thought squidward was referencing how gross and unkempt fast food establishments were but all these comments are saying it's referencing nickelodeon and everything seems different now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
hxlor ยท 1877 points ยท Posted at 14:45:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When in doubt, pinky out." - Patrick Star
drodkiin ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 16:12:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to that episode, for a long time I thought that "when in doubt" phrases always rhymed. So I was confused whenever I heard a variation of that expression that didn't
teunw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want something to drink? WAAAAATEEEEER, would be nice... ?
Gregrox ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:15:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it that's why I always automatically do that when drinking anything or holding anything cup shaped. It's not actually fancy, it looks stupid, but young me didn't know that and now I can't help but do it.
Same haha, I broke my pinky as a kid though so if someone points it out I just say when I broke my pinky, I was taught to keep it elevated as much as possible to reduce swelling. Young me assumed I was to keep doing it until it healed like a dumbass and now it's a habit. When in reality I was just copying spongebob by taking Patrick's advice.
1650s, "tutelary spirit," from French gรฉnie, from Latin genius (see genius); used in French translation of "Arabian Nights" to render Arabic jinni, singular of jinn, which it accidentally resembled, and attested in English with this sense from 1748.
My favourite is when SpongeBob & Patrick get paint on Mr Krabs' first dollar. They try everything and can't get it off. Spongebob hits it with a bat or something and Patrick says "we're not cavemen, we have technology!" before smashing a computer over it.
RosieeB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Spongebob beating stained dollar bill with a club-
Patrick: SPONGEBOB. WE'RE NOT. CAVEMEN. We have technology!
-patrick starts bashing dollar bill with a computer
Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs' fault! If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place!...I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would
SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.
Patrick: I don't see where you're going with this...hey, a dollar!
Kharn0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:11:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
proceeds to use dollar on vending machine
Zivuhz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:50:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The most memorable SpongeBob moment for me. That, and also my favorite Patrick line for just being so random:
"FLAG TWIRLERS, COME ON! FASTER! FASTER!"
flag twirlers spin the flags so fast, they become propellers, pulling them into the air, steering straight into a Zeppelin, and exploding over bikini bottom..
Squidward's blank face remains neutral as he quietly assumes the fetal position on the ground in defeat.
Something about shin-kicking, and Patrick kicking Sandy in the back of the leg... They tussle, take it outside, Patrick makes a loud BELLOWING sound and walks in with the trombone encased around him, notes playing as he walks back in.
First he asks if mayonnaise is an instrument and Squidward tells him it isn't. Then he raises his hand to ask another question and Squidward answers before Patrick can ask if horseradish is an instrument.
Skanky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit. You're right. I'm still working off the alcohol from last night.
MtnDew_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was voted most musical for superlatives in my senior yearbook with a girl and we held mayonnaise and horseradish. A sadly small number of people got the joke
At the end of that clip, what's the last word that Partick shouts out after getting hit by the bowling ball? I can't make it out, it sounds like 'Finland'??
lava172 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually dropped my wallet behind me one time without realizing it and my brother picks it up and says "you dropped your wallet" and I smiled and said the next line, he instantly lit up when he realized what I was referencing and we reenacted the whole thing.
Plankton! That's not what fun is all about. Try it like this: F is for frolicking through all the flowers, U is for Ukulele, N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand-licking here with my best buddy!
I think that's from the episode where Bikini Bottoms version of Shamoo was crying and everyone in town was looking for whoever caused it. Spongebob thought he was guilty because he threw a peanut, but it was really Mr. Krabs who stole it's egg because it was Free Day.
I saw a newer episode recently, which they mostly suck these days, but the guy was ordering at the kk and something happens to his arm (I can't exactly remember) and he walks off very calmly saying, "my hand.. my hand.. also my leg!" When nothing had happened to his leg. I thought it was a great throw back to the joke.
My face, my face! Also my leg, but mostly my face!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My husband didn't grow up watching Spongebob, so he only watched the show for the first time last year and said he never noticed the "my leg" guy in the background of almost every damn episode. So for anyone that didn't catch it while watching Spongebob, here ya go.
Lol yeah, I love the part where Patrick has to drag Spongebob.
Rys0n ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 19:32:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seem to remember the perfume department scene getting cut from some re-runs, probably to save time for commercials. It's such a shame... Unless I'm just imagining it, but I'm pretty sure that i was mad about it as a kid.
My first car was totaled in an accident a few years ago and when I showed my friend a picture of the wreck this was his response. When he said this there was a short silence followed by uncontrollable laughter, good times.
cespes ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or is SpongeBob much faster pace then I remember? In my memory the grinding goes on for like 30 seconds but that was very fast
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
each episode was 11 minutes, so
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have absolutely no authority in psychology or how the human mind works, but I heard that we tend to remember the more memorable parts of movies and shows to be longer the first time watching them. I've noticed this a lot going back and watching game of thrones and seeing scenes with big reveals or twists not last as long as I rmember.
monty624 ยท 223 points ยท Posted at 16:34:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?... I think."
I think it works on its own just as an absurd kind of thing. I found it hilarious the first time I saw it and I definitely wasn't thinking of this interpretation.
That's part of why Spongebob is (or was... post movie shit sucks) so great. It fundamentally appeals to kids but has embedded material for adults to enjoy.
That is the joke. This is a great example of people upvoting things that are upvoted. They really think the joke is that people get naked to fuck people which fucks people over? What? And yea, it's bullshit most of the time, but that is the joke people always talk about when it comes to making a sale. Sex sells.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, no biggie. When you mentioned it's because Real estate fucks people over, then it just doesn't sound like the type of joke you'd expect from a children's show, even for a "secret adult reference." But I'm just speculating here.
I think the joke is that the ridiculous "plan" of getting naked was already thought of by Spongebob, so when he refuses the idea, it's not because "No, that's crazy and stupid" it's "No, let's do that later." which is comical
I actually remember not being allowed to watch this episode as a kid because my parents thought it would scare me. Surprisingly enough it was one of the few things my anxious ass wasn't scared of as a kid, haha.
AndyGHK ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:24:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reg:ย Whoa, whoa, little man. You still can't go in.
SpongeBob:ย Well, that makes me pretty mad.
Reg:ย Oh yeah?
SpongeBob:ย Yeah. I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.
Reg:ย [sarcastically]ย Wow.
SpongeBob:ย Yeah, I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.
Reg:ย Hmmm... what about that guy?ย [points to a large muscular fish behind him]
SpongeBob:ย [gasps and stammers]ย I, uhh...[laughs]ย don't be silly. He's not botherin' anybody. I mean, not like... that guy!ย [points to Patrick]
Patrick:ย Who, me?ย [SpongeBob walks up to Patrick]
SpongeBob:ย Yeah, you. Standing there all smiling and whatnot. Somebody oughta teach you some manners!
Patrick:ย Okay, but I must warn you. I happen to be a world championship... uhh...ย [looks at his hand, which has writing on it]ย ...kick boxer.ย [winks and gives a thumbs-up to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob:ย I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby!ย [Patrick starts to tear]
Patrick:ย Tubby?ย [gets mad]ย Nobody calls me Tubby!ย [punches SpongeBob in the eye, leaving a black mark]
By far my favorite episode. The whole scene is gold
oby100 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:20:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story. When I was in college my roommate made ravioli from scratch. She told me excitedly and I quoted this line. She goes, "OH MY GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT TO ME TODAY"
Got written up at work once for using that. Probably because the customer called back unhappy, and probably because the assistant manager at the time was named Patrick.
I've yet to meet a NJ resident who hates NJ. There's barely any self hate here
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:24:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, besides a few blemishes it's a really nice state, the beaches are fun, the pine barrens are great for camping. All the bad stereotypes come from New York
If you'd rather go to Philly than NJ, I say enjoy your stab wounds
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:28:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Former NJ resident here, I talk shit all the time, but if ANYONE ELSE tries to shit talk my home, I'll stab em. Don't believe me? You should I'm from Jersey we're all in gangs.
Kuido ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:04:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it here. Everyone that says it smells only comes there from New York for 5 seconds on that small strip of highway.
I'm a geologist, and as an undergrad we had to watch a video about shorelines, and basically the whole thing was an hour of "Look how great the north Carolina coast is. Now look how shit the new Jersey coast is. Fuck New Jersey."
Iโll have you know I graduated top of my class the University of Texas, and Iโve been involved in numerous cattle roundups at old man Jenkins', and I have over 300 confirmed catches. I am trained in gorilla lasso and Iโm the top thrower in the entire Texan Ranching Association. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the deep blue sea, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cowpokes across Bikini Bottom and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bull, nematode. The bull that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can snag you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed steer wrestling , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Texan militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโt, you didnโt, and now youโre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโre fucking dead, kiddo.
sorry, I got bored about halfway through and got lazy
My favorite part of that episode is when Patric gets lassoed and is flying back into the distance, followed by a mushroom cloud explosion rising in the distance.
Daviska ยท 462 points ยท Posted at 15:58:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"some guys have all the luck, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Kouzai ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On my wedding day, 5 minutes before we were all supposed to take our places, me, my husband and all the groomsmen started saying "Are you feelin now Mr. Crabs?" to each other. Turns out everyone waiting in the sanctuary could hear us through the wall.
UMPIN ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:07:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A common thing therapists do in the early sessions is inquire about the patient's past and any points of interest along the way. I could be wrong but I think this is what the joke is referencing.
blewws ยท 324 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol love the lines leading up to it.
"Can you take hats in a dignified manner?"
"You mean like a weenie? May I take your hat sir! May I take your hat siiir?"
Spongebob: "Gahh! What did you eat?"
Patrick: "A roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
Spongebob: "and this morning?"
Patrick: "A roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
Why did they take route in the first place?, I never found it funny as a child and all it did is scare me / give me a life long phobia of getting my toenail ripped out.
Stephen Hillenberg, the creator of the show, stepped down after the first film. He intended the film to be the grand finale of the show, and he wanted to avoid the show jumping the shark.
Unfortunately, SpongeBob was such a hit that Nickelodeon couldn't just allow it to end. And like every other case similar to this, the people who took control of the show didn't have quite the same appreciation or vision towards it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spite what reddit says I still enjoy all the seasons after that movie. It wasn't as good but I still enjoyed it.
I was at Denver Comic Con and there was a girl dressed as Mermaid Man. I asked her if she had ever set the belt to Wumbo and she had no idea what I was talking about. I had to look it up later to make sure that I wasn't completely misquoting it.
The best is using that line when someone's seriously try to fix something.
"I've been fucking with the router all day and I still can't connect the printer."
"Did you try setting it to wumbo?"
Is that really the actual quote? I didn't know, I like it better in dutch, where he says he stubbed his toe on a pile of ties and only cries for 20 minutes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like when they do a tan check, and Patrick lifts his shorts to see his butt and gets scared and says "For a second I could've sworn I was lying on my back." Never got that as a kid.
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:39:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the first spongebob movie was great but yeah everything post-first movie wasn't nearly as funny. I can still watch some of the first few seasons today but if I tried watching a newer episode without being a kid anymore I'd probably hate my life
Fun fact: chum is bits of dead fish that fishermen use to attract big fish. That's why no one dined at the chum bucket. It would be cannibalism to do so.
"Who eats a krabby patty at three in the morning?!"
"Oh boy! 3am!" Eats Krabby Patty
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:10:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU'LL NEVER GET A CENT OUTTA ME! I'D RATHER THAT WORM COME IN RIGHT NOW AND EAT YOU ALL ALIIIIIIIIVE heavy breathing and sobbing ----Mr. Krabs
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:03:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that you've learned the basics of your training, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for... dededopdopdopdop daaa dededopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdop DAAA dededutdutdut DAAA DUT DUTTLE DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DAAA DEDADADADADADA DAAAAA SSCCHHH DEDOTDOTDOTDAAA DE DAAA DE DAAA DI DOT DI DI DOT DI DI DA DOTILY DOT DOT DOT DOTILY PAP PAP PAP PAP PAPPILY PAAA DET DET DET DETILY DAAAA DI DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DAAA [heavy breathing] DI DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DA DI DE DA DI DE DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
PREPARING THE KRABBY PATTY!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:35:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Curse you Kraaaabs!
bawzzz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:07:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still can- a few people had posted that by the time I did.
Flaun ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:19:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Hello, young lady. We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?
(In a Boston accent)
Mary: Mom! (her mom, who is a FUCKING SPINE because she's so old, comes up in a wheelchair)
Mary's Mom: What? What! Whatโs all that yelling? You just can't wait for me to die, can you?
Mary: They're selling chocolate.
Mary's Mom: Chocolate?
Mary: Yeah!
Mary's Mom: What? What are they selling?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mom: What?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mom: I can't hear you!
Mary: (yells) They're selling chocolate!
Mary's Mom: They're selling chocolate?
Mary: (yells) Yeah!
Mary's Mom: Chocolate? I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!
When Patrick is driving the Flying Dutchman's Ship!
Patrick: "Going behind those rocks!"
Spongebob: "Keep going! You're good! You're good"
(The whole side of the ship is being destroyed)
Spongebob: "You're good annnnnnd stop!"
Spongebob: I don't need it. I don't need it. I DEFINITELY don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.
silence
Spongebob: I NEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTTTT.
pKappKa ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.โ
Tom: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Everyone: He did?!
Tom: NO, but are we just gonna wait around until he does?!
Squidward:
I'm going to make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! Drown in it!
[Once Squidward has left the room, Mr. Krabs takes out a pencil and a clipboard and jots down a note]
My favorite is this.
Spongebob: "goodbye squidward, bye mr. Crabs!! goooood byyye squuuuidward. "
Patrick: "uh spongebob you said bye squidward twice."
SpongeBob:(dreamily) "I like squidward"
I cant remember the episode but my favorite quote was when spongebob runs out naked somewhere and everyone is like "I give him 2 days" "I give him a week" and then squidward just goes "I give him 11 minutes" and it was crazy be cause you were already 4 minutes into the episode and he totally broke the 4th wall and I though I was so cool for catching it.
Squidward: "Patrick you're making me claustrophobic."
Patrick: "what does that mean?"
SpongeBob: "it means he's afraid of Santa Claus!"
Squidward: "no it doesn't!"
Patrick: "ho ho ho!"
SpongeBob: "stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"
Spongebob tries desperately to get the seahorse to go away, Spongebob cries "Just get outta here you big dumb animal." But the seahorse has already left and patrick walks up behind him with a blank expression on his face and a board nailed into his head. He the proceeds to turn round and walk away.
Spongebob- "What am I now?"
Patrick- "Uh, stupid?"
Spongebob- "No,I'm Texas!"
Patrick- "What's the difference?"
OATML ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
(SpongeBob is filling out an application to the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: (Reads) Have you ever commited a felony? Squidward, what's a felony?
Squidward: It's when you're too gosh darn happy all the time.
SpongeBob: Oh boy (writes and says) lots and lots and lots of felony's!
Liamou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."
spongebob and Patrick are going out jelly fishing and they trip and fall in front of squidward's door. squidward opens it and sees them lying there and spongebob says "we're jelly fishing!!" squidward says "sure you are. bye bye now." and calmly closes the door
โI was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep." - Season 3 of Spongebob Squarepants, Episode: Chocolate with Nuts.
When did they switch writers and what are the writers doing now?
jbluntt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After season three, Spongebob Squarepants had its own movie, which went so far as to be shown in theatres. For many, the movie marks the end of the golden age of Spongebob.
After the movie, Spongebob's creator, Stephen Hillenburg, resigned as the producer, and a man named Derek Drymon took the reins, and with that shift came many new writers. This would turn out to be a dire mistake. Not for them, no; Spongebob is as profitable as ever. It was a mistake that would cost the world one of its favorite programs.
You have just presented me with the most difficult choice of my life...eh, fuck it, I'll pick a random one.
"If you look at this graph..."
(Video of a giraffe)
"Ahem, graph, you are now employed at one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn't get that way over night, because the restaurant closed at 6."
"I call it bold and brash" "Mo' like, belongs in the trash! Aha ha ha ha!"
KamiCon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Write that down
Fozism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread is great, I'm laughing and remembering all these great quotes I haven't thought about for years. My favorite is when Squidward learns he loves krabby patties.
Spongebob: You can't eat all those patties at once!
Squidward: Whats gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
Spongebob: No, worse! It'll go straight to your thighs!
A favourite of my brother and I is the sob story monologue from the scam/con artist in the Chocolate with Nuts episode. You know the one...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRFHU3eWAec
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the part in the one where Squidward tells Spongebob to clear his mind of anything that doesn't pertain to fine dining and/or breathing. Cut to inside Spongebob's mind and they're burning/shredding/flushing anything and everything and they go
[inside SpongeBob's mind.]
Spongebob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Spongebob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here!
SpongeBob worker: NO, PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!
AnnTauz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when plankton's trying to teach spongebob to be assertive and that guy sits down on spongebobs face.
He's like, "spongebob, be assertive!"
and sponge sticks he's finger in the guys pocket, "bee-beep"
planktons like, "no, not in-sertive!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it isn't spongebob, but Patrick: Season 1 Rockbottom episode... "SpongeBob! The bus is here!" Patrick is hanging his head out of the bus window leaving rock bottom, bus never even stopped...
SpongeBob: Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. First get a jar...Patrick, that's a pickle.
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: You need a jar. [picks up a spatula] No. [picks up his pants] No. [picks up SpongeBob] No. Try...this! [gives Patrick a jar] Now take the lid off the jar. [puts the lid in his mouth] Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. [puts his hand on counter] No, the lid. [slides his hand to the corner of the counter] the lid, the lid, lid, lid, lid, lid, FREEZE!! Almost there. Now head for the lid. [hand goes lower] Cold. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!
"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
roshoka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness...and crushed it! Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks. Thanks for nothing!
"Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts."
DFile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true.
Squidward: "Those uh...homemade pies sure look good!"
Fish-Pirate: "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs."
wimcdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick:
Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?
SpongeBob:
Uhh...
77remix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's big, scary and PINK"
paaccc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Patrick. Last week I texted a co-worker about something and he apparently didn't have my number in his phone. He texted back, "Who is this? I don't recognize the number. Is it Bill?" I sent him back an audio file of this clip:
" a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend ... of a friend's cousin". Not a deep quote but SpongeBob was telling squidward about seabears he heard rumours of. The whole seabear attack had me cracking for minutes.
"Oh but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow. And the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...phone call for you mister Plankton. And the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day..."yesIcounted
Scathee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.โ
I always laugh at this nowadays because it sounds like the premise of every cheesy romance novel aimed at teenaged girls.
It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! A Rock! A RA-HA-HA-HA-HOCK!!!. It's big, beautiful, old rock. Aww, the Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And she's in great shape!
It pleases me that virtually all of these quoutes are from pre-movie Spongebob. I know because, like all of you reading this right now, can perfectly play back each of these scenes perfectly in my head.
"Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Everyone morning I break my legs, every night I break my arms. Every night, I lie awake until the agony of my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Chobo84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
squidward playing clarinetdoctor knocks on door "hi we're with the pet hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't me millionth dollar! This is just an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semigloss Lipstick!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
-Patrick raises hand-
"Horseradish is not an instrument either."
Also, when Spongebob is trying to teach Patrick how to open a jar, and he tells him to put his hand on the lid, and Spongebob keeps repeating "the lid, the lid, the lid" when Patrick puts his hand everywhere BUT the lid.
xahnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret colletion of secrets, secretly."
"You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT... that wasn't nice (whimpers)"
Zokara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Spongebob's mind between two of himself.
"Hurry it up, what do you think I'm paying you for?"
"You don't pay me, we don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of though."
"One more crack like that and you're out of here."
"Please no, I have three kids!"
CPU_Pi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Status report, Mr. Squarepants."
"The whole ship is underwater captain!"
"Aye, we're marooned then..."
4931119 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hearing squidward grumbling in his house
"It sounds like squidward a house has an upset stomach"
"Maybe it was something he ate"
squidward comes out he front door
"He ate squidward!"
"Yep, that'll do it"
Squidward: Sea Bears and Fairy Tales Are Real? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Patrick: Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's COUSIN
I have never felt so free high in the sky is the place for me. Helping friends from up above these are the things that I LOVEEE. I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime "I'M RICHHHH" and I'll save Patrick from this mime. "Thanks! Buddy!" Even Plankton needs some help when he get's tangled in the keeeheheeeehehehelellllllllllp. "Pls put me down."
Truth Or Square: Squidward fixing his garden. "That's every house in Bikini Bottom." Pineapple falls off ship onto Squidward "Oh wait, I forgot about that one."
Otherwise, "Did you see my underwear?" "No Patrick" "Did you want to?
ITT: A lot of obvious funny quotes.
But there are also some subtitle things that little kids don't find funny at all. I think these are the best as there are literally hidden adult-jokes
"Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band."
Sponge Bob tries to break Mrs puff out of jail and pops up out of the toilet bowl in her cell she screams "guards guards come look" and the guard comes looks in the toilet and says "they don't pay me enough to do this job" and flushes the toilet.
"Are you Patrick Star?" "That's me." I found your ID in this wallet, so this must be your wallet." "Sounds good to me." "Then take it" "It's not my wallet." Man Ray trying to do a good deed
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick "
Patrick: "what"
Spongebob: "I've thought of something funnier than 24"
Patrick "Let me hear it:
Spongebob (snickering) "25!!"
When the neomytes suck all the moisture out of his house and he wakes up and his house has shrunk to almost nothing and he says "Hooray, Gary! We're finally HUGE!!!!" I'm a 40 year old fat dude and I almost dropped my kid in the floor when he said that I was laughing so hard....
Tom: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Protesters: He did??
Tom: No... But are we going to wait around until he does?
Lol when Spongebob went sandboarding and imitated Squidward. That part was so damn funny.
Spongebob: Look everyone! I call this the Grouchy Squidward.
Squidward: Spongebob! Stop naming moves after me!!
Spongebob (as Squidward): Everbody's an idiot except for me!
Squidward (sipping on tea): Well it's true.
(Slaps Mr. Krabs)
"Spongebob, you gotta ask him a question first"
"Riiiiiight ;). What color is my underwear? (slaps Mr. Krabs again)
darbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And then, he got hit by a bus! And at his funeral, they fired him!"
SpongeBob:ย You need a jar.ย [picks up a spatula]ย No.ย [picks up his pants]ย No.ย [picks up SpongeBob]ย No. Try...this!ย [gives Patrick a jar]ย Now take the lid off the jar.ย [puts the lid in his mouth]ย Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid.ย [puts his hand on counter]ย No, the lid.[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]ย [Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid". Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]ย Freeze!!ย [hand is on the side of the jar]ย Almost there. Now head for the lid.ย [hand goes lower]ย Cold.ย [hand goes higher]ย Warmer.ย [hand goes higher]Warmer.ย [hand goes higher]ย Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!Patrick:ย Ow, it burns
I'm so close... I can almost taste it...close up of Patrick licking a popsicle that looks like the side of SpongeBobs face
First 3 seasons of Spongebob are fucking brilliant.
mrkh-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have two favorites:
1. "Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
2.Plankton: "There's the guy that took your Ice Cream, assert yourself and take it back!"
SB: "Hey that's my Ice Cream!"
Plankton: "Good, now let him have it!"
SB: "You can have it!"
Anything involving Squidward. In Band Geeks (yeah it's a cop out answer cause it's the best episode) and he has certain sections like the woodwinds play an arpeggio(?) to make sure their instruments are in tune, and when he gets to the drums they try to play their drumsticks like a flute causing them to shoot out and pin Squidward to the wall by his clothes.
The best part about having a secret is secretly telling someone your secret thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets... Secretly
So you mean to say theyโve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought? I think...
I actually have a story about that. When I was on a plane home from vacation at 3am, of course just about everyone was sleeping. There was this kid though who was watching sponge bob on his tablet with his headphones on. I guess he had the volume all the way up or something because his mom calls to him from a few rows away and he whips his head around, pulling the headphones out in the process. Right at that moment in that episode. Suddenly the whole plane is awake and listening to "LEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLEE!"
But my true favorite is:
"It's a liquid!"
"It's a solid!"
"It's a liquid!"
"No it's a solid!"
(Simultaneously) "...It's a lolsquid!"
Quoting black Missouri police chief Col. K.L. Williams, "If you think that racism and white supremacy is not involved in police departments, you better check yourself. Because the KKK has been involved with law enforcement from when it just about started."
S: "Patrick get off of me I'm claustrophobic!"
P: "What does that mean?"
SB: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
P: "Ho ho ho! hehehe..."
SB: "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
I can envision all of these episodes in my head as I read each quote. SpongeBob really has been a staple of my growth into who I am today. Makes me happy to read these :)
"Well, I for one, am not paying that cheapskate Krabs one cent, and I suggest you do the same. We've got to unite as workers, and demand the respect we deserve from the boss! In fact, you and I should go on strike!"
"We must get rid of our uniforms, they are a symbol of our oppression."
"Attention people of Bikini Bottom, you have been cheated and lied to! The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We will saw the foundations of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the peoples' will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!
"Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification."
I've gotta embrace the marble! I've gotta sniff the marble! I've gotta lick the marble! I've gotta wash the marble! I've gotta date the marble! I've gotta BE the marble!
Y'all may kill me for this but...
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER. U IS FOR YOU AND ME. N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL HERE DOWN IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.
Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth
Spongebob: Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.
Beequa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved the bit where Patrick says "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." thought bubble forms above his head of a carton of milk spilling over.
"I know, we can act like plants! PHOTOSYNTHESIS... PHOTOSYNTHESIS..."
glberns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: 'Alright. Listen up y'all. I'm roundin' up a search party. Spongebob's gone missing. Alpha team, you search uptown, gold team search downtown. Any questions?
I love when his brain malfunctions after the whole "forget everything but fine dining and breathing" bit. More soup for your armpit?! Please enjoy the food! smashes face into plate repeatedly
This one's more so of the actual scene, but I'll always favor the one where they're waiting for the mailman, and Patrick says "I need my glasses" and throws two drinking glasses up to his eyes and you see an actual person's eyes through them.
emmaftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: STOP PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick are you angry too?"
Patrick: "yeah"
Spongebob: "What's the matter?"
Patrick: "I can't see my forehead. What's your problem?"
Cracks me up everytime. That one or Wombology- the study of Wombo lol
Another one was the idiot box "Spongebob, your going to have to cut off my legs." "I can't Patrick, cause I already cut off my own arms!" Rescue Team: "Don't worry fellas! The saws are on the way!"
"hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for!"
"pay me? We don't even exist! I'm just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"one more Crack like that and you're out of here!"
"no please! I have 3 kids!"
It's gotta be Patrick explaining Wumbo to Spongebob.
SpongeBob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing!
Patrick: Let me take a look at it. Hmmm. You know what the problem is?
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Mini when it should be set to 'W' for Wumbo.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think Wumbo is a real word.
Patrick: Come on! You know... I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me...wumbo? Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumbology... the study of wumbo. Its first grade spongebob!
SpongeBob: "Sick! Sick! Not so sick as you would like to believe. Never mind. I'll carry my ideas out yetโI will return. I'll show you what can be done. You with your little peddling notions - you are interfering with me. I will return."
When timed just right in IRL this can be one of the funniest ones.
"I don't need it."
"I don't need it."
"I definitely don't need it."
"I NEEEEED IIIIT!"
Or of course whenever anyones backing up something "you're good, you're good, you're good."
SpongeBob trying to drop the hint at Squidward to get a job when he gets fired and overstays his welcome at Spongebob's place:
Spongebob: Why don't we get someone whose job it is to fix it? Wanna know why? Because when I need to get a job done I get someone with a job to do the JOB!
"Is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
OR
Patrick comes into the band practice with a musical instrument for a neck "Whoever owns the white sedan, you left your lights on"
Dunno if this counts exactly but I always sing the rock and roll Goofy Goober song from the end of the first Spongebob movie to myself. I actually can't remember the real lyrics to the song anymore, just the Goofy Goober version.
Qwippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firmly grasp it
* tips over *
FIRMLY GRASP IT
* Squidward screams *
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sure you are."
"I don't like your tone."
"I'm sure you areeeee."
xion92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing about this thread is that someone can say a random quote from a random episode and every one of these quotes is continued into a fully fleshed-out scene because everyone on Reddit knows every SpongeBob quote in every episode in every season that matters (I-II-III) by heart. God, I love Reddit.
It feels like....SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhahahaaaahahahhhahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaahhahahahahahaahahahahhahaahahahahaaahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa. I think thats how you spell is laugh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Mr. Krabs: This isn't me millionth dollar. This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss lipstick!
Spongebob:"Hey Squidward, still riding to work on a machine i see."
Squidward:"Don't say anything squidy, remember your karma."
*rides bicycle off cliff
*explodes
This scene always made me laugh -
Squidward : "Spongebob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet?"
Spongebob : "Yes, ma'am. I mean sir. I mean boss. I mean poobah."
Squidward : -_-.... "GOOOOOOO!"
Tom: Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... [turns back to normal] I'd like to buy all your chocolate.
ohh I GOT THIS, in the scene with the flying Dutchmen sponge is guiding in the ship, (for context the ship is grinding into the rock the whole time) Sponge bob: "You good, your good, your good, your good, your good... and stop!" Like over half of the ship is gone. It gets me ever freaking time. haha great post.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"
" Spongebob my legs are frozen solid... you'll need to cut them off with the saw"
" ...i cant.."
" Why not?"
" Because i already... cut off my own arMMSS"
" Noooooooooo"
NOT A QUOTE
I know I'm late to this and no one would really care but I've been told I have a spot on Patrick Star impression on multiple occurrences. If requested I can record and upload some stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the evolutionary clock ticks backwards."
Long time anon lurker, made an account just for this, was having a wild night in with some mates and we decided to watch a few episodes of spongebob. Almost had an existential crisis when this line was said
The episode entitled 'The Graveyard Shift where Squidward's scaring Spongebob about the story of the hash slinging slasher:
Squidward: 'And finally, the Hash- Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.'ย [shows SpongeBob eating his fingernails, starts eating his arms, the arms regrow and he eats those and then he eats his arms like popcorn]
Watching this episode made me really want popcorn...
AdrnP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It feels like someone...WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
I told ya he was on to us
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.
[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, they both have faces meaning that they were about to cry]
Customer: At night, [As SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face] I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Wulf_47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I were to die, right now, due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would be just okay."
Mr. Krabs: sniff sniff What's that smell? It's a smelly smell, a smell that smells... Smelly... A smelly kind of smell..." sniff sniff. Jolts Anchovies...
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: ANCHOVIES!
anchovies flood the restaurant
And then in the same episode:
Spongebob: Did someone order a spatula?
(Full disclosure: I don't remember every single line, just the important parts)
Spongebob: One hydrodynamic spatula... With port and starboard attachments! Button press, two more spatulas pop out And let's not forget the turbo drive! Button press, extra spatulas spin, smacking Krabs and Squidward repeatedly
xing112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward:
Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick:
What does Claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob:
It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick:
Ho ho ho!
SpongeBob:
Patrick stop! You're scaring him!
I don't remember exactly, maybe one of you can recall it.
It had something to do with an episode involving Mr. Krabs and money. He makes a pun involving the laundry mat and how he will 'launder' the money. Then he looks at the camera and says "do you get it? Of course you don't get it".
(Paraphrasing) Probably the one were the irl pirate sends an invite to Spongebob and Patrick, the invite cannot be read because water duh and they proceed to say "The person who sent this invite does not understand of the physics of water" then they burn the invitation in their campfire....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do it because I told you to."
"BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mcjoe1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' HOUSE OF SERVITUDE!"
"What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?"
"Oh, I know! Two giant paint bubbles!"
"Nooooo! Patrick?"
"Yeah Spongebob?"
"I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!"
"Nonsense!"
Squidward: Quiet! Now, do as you're told! Lest ye incur the wrath of Squidward!
Patrick: [whispers to SpongeBob] I think they make a cream for that now.
"Oh no, I've seen this on the late show. You and yer ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!"
It's a long shot that this gets seen but one of my servers forgot go write his name on an order, so I called him over and said "Look, when I told you to forget everything you know except for fine dining and breathing, I didn't mean your name"
Manray: "So this has to be your wallet then."
Patrick: "That makes sense to me"
Manray: "Take your wallet then"
Patrick: "I can't, that's not my wallet"
I love when squidward is complaining about how much he gets paid by mr crabs & SB says something along the lines of "I only have to pay to $5 a day to work here"
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klausterfukken ยท 3252 points ยท Posted at 15:55:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dolphin sound
"Two hours later" fuuuu-tuuurre
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
theProfessorr ยท 688 points ยท Posted at 17:36:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At first that the second part was an explanation of why it was your favorite, then I started reading it in the guys voice and realized it was from the show.
It's crazy after so many years every scene comes back to me as if I watched it yesterday.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 02:00:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You watched these scenes more than 5 times guaranteed.
NewtonLawAbider ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:57:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread is like a replaying of my childhood
frozenflameinthewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:29 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's how you know it's a classic. ๐
pizzahut91 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 00:07:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't read that quote without doing it in the guy's voice and hearing the sad violin music that plays.
carvex ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:54:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:55:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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TheTurretCube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:02 on August 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It must be the work of the enemy Stando! SPONGE PLATINUM!
moal09 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:04:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love that every now and then someone quotes that line on reddit and inevitably receives a few replies going "Jesus fucking christ"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took me an upsettingly long time to remember that this was a quote from the show and not just something Mr. Glass would have said
mariepon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/weZosGF-xvM
Also, I hate that someone in the comments said it sounds like a twenty pilot song. I'm starting to play it in my head to the tune of Stressed Out.
whoops519 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:18:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Son? It's me, your mother.
TzFreed ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 17:40:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatort: Every.Thread.
johnnyplusplus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was two-thousand years later.
HuntForTheBeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Engage *soft violin
RedPill0829 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuuuuutuuureeeeeeee cuts to squidward dabbing
FuffyKitty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quoted this recently to my brother, who cries non-stop on Facebook and IRL about how much he works. I said he sounded like that guy.
[deleted] ยท 514 points ยท Posted at 16:28:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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OrForgotten ยท 345 points ยท Posted at 20:15:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krabs: "What did you say, punk?"
Harold: "BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!"
Krabs: "WELL THESE CLAWS AIN'T FOR JUST ATTRACTIN' MATES!"
Harold: "BRING IT ON, OLD MAN, BRING IT ON"
Spongebob: "No people, let's be smart and bring it off"
Nancy: "Oh so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us!?"
THIS is my favorite.
Kyanpe ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 04:20:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harold? Nancy? THEY HAVE NAMES?
EnclaveHunter ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:40:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoever is the owner of the white sedan. You left your lights on.
quasi_frosted_flakes ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:49:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Thank you for mentioning the talking cheese!
HLRxxKarl ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:46:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode was this?
theoreticaldickjokes ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:55:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Band geeks. Best episode ever.
Sammyboy616 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:10:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best episode of any TV show ever.
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bikini Bottom characters are savage
Morematthewforu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I totally forgot I used to love this line.
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know tensions are high-"
"TAKE THAT!"
torrance93 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:22:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yet his daughter is still a whale...
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I think about it......how the fuck?
WaitTilUSeeMyDick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:14:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs hang mad dong.
AverageJohanson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want to know the TRUTH
metrick00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap is this official or fanart?
Either way it's headcannon.
Edit: Did not read whole thing. Never mind.
theniceguytroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adoption
Quantum429 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you say, punk?!
CloudSailor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well these claws aren't just for attracting mates!
Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
No people, let's be smart and bring it off.
Oh great now the talking cheese is gonna tell us what to do!
Schanshinta ยท 2843 points ยท Posted at 16:42:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire."
laaanis ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 23:33:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Likewise "if we're underwater how can there be a-" fzzz of fire going out
battlemage999 ยท -30 points ยท Posted at 01:52:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adele sets fire to the rain, but Spongebob sets fire to the sea!
Womens_Lefts ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 03:28:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boo!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:58:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as bad as:
"Hello everyone, how are you? Are all right?"
...
...
"No. You are all left!"
Picklestasteg00d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:22:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quick story. My girlfriend bought tickets because she wanted autographs from the judges.
I remember being there when that lady came on. It was fucking hilarious. We were expecting a real stand-up routine. She got booted faster than anyone else on the show.
xXNinjaMonkeyXx ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 23:26:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wait, how can there be a fire if we're underwa-"
[deleted] ยท -63 points ยท Posted at 23:52:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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CMMAstrak ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 23:56:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
thatsaspongebobquote.png
xXNinjaMonkeyXx ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:20:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanksforbackingmeup.jpg
jonnyhuu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There really is an image for everything
dallonv ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:58:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything.jpg
Pwniferous ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:20:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode was that? That's hysterical!
DreadNinja ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 21:33:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The
lost episodeparty episode! They get invitation letters from patchy and they can't read them because of the ink.Thanks fedemasa :)
fedemasa ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:01:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, that is the party episode, a 10/10 imo.
DreadNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, you are totally right!
Schanshinta ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:09:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Party pooper pants, from Season 3. Patchy has a party for spongebob who can't read the invitation so he pitches it.
Joseph24689 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:36:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The writers like to poke fun at their logic, a lot.
OctagonalHumanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa which episode was that from?
Schanshinta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OctagonalHumanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen that episode but don't remember that line. I even found a clip of it on YT and it still doesn't ring a bell.
FindingSimba ยท 7356 points ยท Posted at 16:02:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy
Renzzo98 ยท 1313 points ยท Posted at 18:31:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend has this as her yearbook quote lol
KlassikKiller ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:32:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/I_JIZZ_ON_U just said it was his/her senior yearbook quote!
Bozzz1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:09:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just gonna throw a guess out there saying /u/I_JIZZ_ON_U isn't a female.
KlassikKiller ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:17:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe she was but he isn't anymore. We live in a progressive society!
chokingonlego ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:35:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now kith, /u/I_JIZZ_ON_U and /u/Renzzo98
Renzzo98 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We do live in a modern society with progressive views and lifestyle, so /u/I_JIZZ_ON_U might have been a female. But Asian... That's pushing it a bit too far.
chokingonlego ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was a Mike Tyson joke
causality_ ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:43:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
my yearbook's staff claimed it was "too dark to use"
tommytraddles ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:08:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably talk about that in therapy.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:08:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I submitted it as my yearbook quote. It never ended up being published there (so I have no quote). Never heard a reason why.
KeybladeSpirit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My entire high school life was a series of missed opportunities.
Renzzo98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sound like my high school experience. Just reviewed my last years of messages. I was a clueless idiot :3
MrMisquito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's my quote too!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Renzzo98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It depends. Are you an Asian girl that was valedictorian of your grade? Lol
schnadamschnandler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is brilliant.
Renzzo98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're brilliant
decdash ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:03:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD I tried in eighth grade but the teacher in charge of the quotes wouldn't let me. I was pissed
Joseph24689 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Savage.
Evilsnowdude ยท -27 points ยท Posted at 23:17:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I SAW A PICTURE OF THAT IN A BUZZFEED VIDEO OF BEST YEARBOOK QUOTES
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:52:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You do sound like the type of person to use BuzzFeed
SeatbeltSalesman ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 09:24:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you sound like the type of person to use Reddit.
Grungemaster ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 23:44:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two of my friends quoted spongebob for the yearbook. This was one of them and the other was "Too bad that didn't kill me" - Squidward.
depressivebipolar ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:08:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Love Squidward. I actually have a small version of his house in my fish tank
GreyInkling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually just saw one of those at a pet store today.
AmericanFromAsia ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:42:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/2meirl4meirl
Dre_PhD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's /r/toomeirlformeirl
AmericanFromAsia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:58:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
They only allow depression stuff, not stuff more related to death
Dre_PhD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh.
I_JIZZ_ON_U ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:56:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my senior yearbook quote!
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 21:34:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know anybody who had this as a senior yearbook quote!
halfar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:45:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sure buddy, sure.
/r/thathappened
aaronhowser1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:13:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yearbook quote
RiceBaker100 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:18:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I ever quit my job I'm yelling this to everyone.
Vicous ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:51:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, SpongeBob actually said this before?
arjhek ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:55:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna say it was Mrs Puff
SamalamFamJam ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 21:58:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure it was plankton at the end of the one where he switches bodies with Mr Krabs
Vicous ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:02:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, now that I actually remember. I can see Mrs. Puff saying that though. Now I remember why Plankton was my favorite character off of SpongeBob right in front of Squidward.
Rokusi ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Customer: You think this is funny!?
Mr. Plankton: In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
SadGhoster87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:53:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?
insert meme here
thestickystickman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:49:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah plankton did
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:24:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend had this as his senior quote
hexoge ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:18:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Could someone explain the meaning of this quote?
MoonbirdMonster ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:17:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a joke about repressed memories resurfacing during therapy sessions.
Dbolical ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this show hahaha although it's decayed into a brainless show, it was hilarious when it started
ajd011394 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend had this on her graduation cap!
chellie146 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yah for yearbook quotes!
Homem_da_Carrinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there a gas leak in here?"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:36:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always say this when I clock out at work lol
iamyournewdad ยท 3497 points ยท Posted at 14:51:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you forget how to eat again? I'll go get the funnel."
"No, that's not it."
"Darn, I like the funnel."
Nick_is_a_Genius ยท 2062 points ยท Posted at 17:38:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick's line shortly before that always kills me:
You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you. Nothing really matters. "Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do! Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe! OR FABRICATE!"
[deleted] ยท 951 points ยท Posted at 19:03:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And thats extra hilarious considering spongebob has an actual job, and Patrick's a bum
[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 02:20:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm convinced that Patrick is actually really smart but just wants to troll people.
Soplex64 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 03:43:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely the case in the episode with the secret box
vocatus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:12:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And Patrick Smarty-pants
BriaCass ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:57:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that's definitely it
thestickystickman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:14:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol jokes on you I'm not actually retarded
angreesloth ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:26:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man that makes the show even more hilarious.
PLS_PM_ME_SOME_BOOBS ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:35:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's the thanks I get for working overtime.
trueguitarist95 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:29:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OVERTIME?!"
ThOldSchoolGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
trueguitarist95 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:08:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/p-DpGvDGXWA
ThOldSchoolGamer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:13:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. His face is that of nightmares while saying it.
trueguitarist95 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:20:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol yeah this show has tons of random weird faces, sometimes they're a little too detailed.
EDIT: For example, watch this https://youtu.be/ABzWafwY20o
GalerionTheMystic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They have that sudden zoom in of the face in a different drawing style, the one that's more realistic. Some of those faces scared me when I was younger.
OshinoMeme ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:33:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But in that episode where him and Spongebob were raising a baby scallop, he was shown to have a job... and it was to watch TV. Maybe he's some sort of TV critic.
EntropicReaver ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:29:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no, him saying he had a job was just an excuse to go to his house and watch tv
Invisibool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:20:42 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... a TV critic? :P
AndyGHK ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 23:21:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate!"
MasseurOfBums ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:43:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God the writing in that shows glory days was so damn brilliant.
SadGhoster87 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
savage
metalflygon08 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:37:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fabricate works both ways there too, Pat's trying to Fabricate a lie, and Fabricate as in make furniture
The_Legend_of_Jaelon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:00:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the "hood version" better: "you know something spongebob? Everything's a fucking game with you! Everyday I hear from your ass, oh let's pop a Molly, let's fuck bitches after school. I cleaned my ass off in this house today! While you out there doin what you wanna do, FUCKIN MY SHIT UP!"
zapper0113 ยท 803 points ยท Posted at 17:23:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey a note(musical note)
and look there's a letter(Letter B)
You're right
Ironfruit ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:25:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
That's some full on Police Squad style humour there
BJohnstone92 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:23:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for police squad!
picardkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Check out Angie Tribeca on TBS
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:03:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND HERE'S A MESSAGE FROM YOUR PARENTS!
ThePowerfulHamster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't it the letter Q?
canadianguy1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:29:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
video review says otherwise
plus the dialogue isn't exactly the same
TheHeadGoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking cracks me up everytime.
darkbreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:43 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And I got this message from my parents.
elykl12 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:25:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode is this?
iamyournewdad ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:54:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one where Patrick's parents are coming to visit.
loquacious706 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:40:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called "I'm With Stupid." I knew that without looking it up.
Neithan91 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:59:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"JANET?! MARTY?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!"
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:09:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Excuse me. Does this lovely couple belong to you? They've been standing outside my house saying "Where's Patrick?" all day! It's driving me nuts!"
Ninonskio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:56:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, what a prodigy.
Dbolical ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:11:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick is the star of the show
Computermaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seem to recall in another episode where Patrick asks Spongebob, "Have I ever steered you wrong?", and then it cuts to a set of images of bad ideas that Patrick has had involving Spongebob.
One is Patrick about to feed Spongebob a pumpkin via a funnel.
Argh_ImaPirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite line from the whole show.
Gibe_Da_Pusi ยท 441 points ยท Posted at 18:55:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: First, puff out your chest. Now say "tax exemption"
SpongeBob: Tax exemption!
Patrick: Now you must develop a taste for freeform jazz
tenin2010br ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 03:23:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the adult topics in this show really should have provided an incentive for parents to watch it with their kids. Some of the jokes only adults would get are pretty hilarious, especially in earlier seasons. The writing seems to have faded, though.
tribesoul ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 09:59:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The creator and main writer of the show left after the 3rd season. Which is why only the first 3 seasons are worth watching
mrlambo1399 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:26:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That makes so much sense.
arntseaj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's apparentely back starting with the new season. Whether or not it will make a difference remains to be seen.
Kusibu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's rare nowadays to get a cartoon that kids and adults can both appreciate. I mean, there's Penguins of Madagascar, but that fell off too... there's gotta be something out there, right?
ReadWriteRachel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:01 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, both Adventure Time and The Amazing World of Gumball are excellent for kids & parents to watch together.
Kusibu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:12 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've considered watching Adventure Time and Gumball, but the animation style really turns me off. I guess I might try them sometime in spite of that.
ReadWriteRachel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:26 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're not too similar, animation-wise, so if you try one and don't like it you might want to try the other. Personally, I think it's interesting that Gumball features flat, 2D animated characters on a more 3D-animated backdrop.
Kusibu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:31 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's less a matter of technique, and more a matter of appearance, to try and impact the concept better. The characters look weird, perhaps even stupid - I know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but it really does get to me.
ReadWriteRachel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:13 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's valid! They're not for everyone. Cartoons definitely aren't what they used to be.
tenin2010br ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard Rick and Morty is doing a good job.
neonroad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It isn't exactly meant for kids, though, isn't it
Oh_THAT_Guy_GMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:53 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, me and my dad watch Rick and Morty all the time. It's hilarious.
alatar_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the motto for /r/jazz
suplexcomplex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:39:54 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this quote totally went over my head as a kid.
akwirente ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Freeform Jazz plays
boltsandholes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:49 on July 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember thinking that was hilarious as a kid, and a friend asked me why. I couldn't answer
nnaycol ยท 2094 points ยท Posted at 16:22:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โToo bad SpongeBobโs not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.โ
cclan2 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 01:28:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My group of friends always says this about our one friend who always flakes on us
Freezman13 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:33:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa
I will never enjoy the lack of my company.
;(
7h3Hun73r ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:30:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is because no one enjoys the lack of your company :)
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:45:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SMOOOOOOOOOTH.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We gotta get SpongeBob back!
Homem_da_Carrinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward! You know this won't bring Spongebob back!
The_Rim_Greaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, this is great.
peanut507 ยท 1220 points ยท Posted at 16:26:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was a wimp before Anchor Arms. Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!
JuRoJa ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 19:08:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And for the ladies, hairy!"
TheMaroonAxeman ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:31:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When he said that (first few times I saw the episode) I actually thought he meant that the hairy ones were made for women to use.
Invisibool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:40 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh good I wasn't the only one. When I was little I couldn't understand why the ladies would want big hairy arms. Felt like an idiot when I finally understood.
hakuna_tamata ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:15:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/niceguys
motherisaclownwhore ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:13:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a wimp. I'm a jerk!
shennenali ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:28:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Chad
iamanatertot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:45:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i was a wimp before anchor arms, now im a baryon and everybody loves me
idk just wanted to contribute
NotSorryIfIOffendYou ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:54:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
idk just wanted you to know someone understood and appreciated this
notcompletelycorrect ยท 2288 points ยท Posted at 15:35:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
East?
I thought you said Weast!
MungDaal ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 16:34:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kinda compass you readin', lad
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 00:48:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one.
OldManPhill ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 01:40:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats west Patrick, your fired again.
Theoreticallylucky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:00:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired again
[deleted] ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 16:25:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's west Patrick.
Darician ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 16:46:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired!
Childish_Username ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 16:59:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But I don't work here!
Defmork ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 17:22:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want a job?
Childish_Username ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 17:43:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy would I!
Aikadraik ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:00:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired.
idkmybffljill ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:00:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired!
istigkeit-isness ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:00:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like a job? Startin' now?
AbyssKnightArtorias ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like a job? Starting now?
Captain_Jo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:18:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired again
AndyGHK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're foiyered again.
cclan2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:27:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired again.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:03:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired.
actually_am_the_nsa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:54:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're fired again
bigalsplaypen ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:45:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost killed a Private for getting us lost on the LANDNAV course. Then he hit me with this line. It was a decent day.
bartonar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:45:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've used "Weast" in directions for years. I have friends who start going the wrong way each time for east or west, in games, so I'll just shout out "Go weast!" and they'll get it
AbigailLilac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:18:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In geology the other day, the professor said that we'd be meeting at the east entrance instead of the west entrance for the field trip. A bunch of us started quoting that scene.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me and my chick argue about directions so much. im the type of "I KNO WHERE IM GOING DONT ASK THE MAP" and shes like "i gotta check the map just to double check" which makes me mad cuz im like "NO I KNOW WHAT IM DOING I HAVE MAN SKILLS!"
whenever i mess up and she gives me the "i told you so" look i always say "oooooohhh i thought you meant weast!"
HeyShayThatRhymes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:52:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this all the time. Part of my job is navigation using topographic maps.
ynwestrope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:36:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always wonder how it's translated in Spanish, because east and west are "este" and "oeste," respectively. They sound similar enough that it's not really funny v
munoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was just thinking about how this is a fairly decent joke in French. l'est and l'ouest could easily be confused if you are drunk or foreign or both
TrebeksUpperLIp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this quote whenever I have someone reference Dianne Wiest. Or Yeast...or anything that rhymes with it...
AKATheHeadbandThingy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this every time my fiance is giving directions in the car. east or weeast?
Miaow73 ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 15:40:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[hook pokes Mr. Krabs in the butt]
Mr. Krabs: YOW!!! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poop deck!
We say this all the time.
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 21:37:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the hooks were supposed to be a metaphor for drugs? They get you high, you get hooked, they're dangerous...
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 01:07:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The hooks were a tangible manifestation of the idea of people playing "hooky" and skipping work to go fuck around.
In the show they called the game hooky and spongebob skipped work to go play.
hakuna_tamata ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:17:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also I just now realized that he uses his wife/ baby momma as a swear.
TheRainbowNoob ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:48:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On a slightly related note, who IS the mother of pearl?
Miaow73 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:04:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would presume she is a whale with very dominant genes.
B1naryB0t ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:44:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And a hella weird fetish.
whisperingsage ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:57:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, she just got Krabs.
rightintheear ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:32:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always assumed Pearl was adopted.
Bk7 ยท 1176 points ยท Posted at 15:00:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have an idea...let's leave!"
Slash_Raptor ยท 956 points ยท Posted at 15:58:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But the door is locked. And the only other way out is through the... Perfume department!
fridchikn24 ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 19:30:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the most random thing ever. It was hilarious
PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_ ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 23:34:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats funny randomnes though. Not garbage like todays nickelodeon shows
TitoOliveira ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 01:50:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How can you kind of randomness be better than other? Arent all... random?
flaffl21 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 02:46:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
tastefulness. if it was random like "let's go through this horny old elephant," probably wouldn't be as funny.
actually it might be tho
sukainaruka ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:37:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the kind of randomness where its not totally outrageous and outlandish but still random. That kind of thing tends to use unfitting normal things whereas "garbage" randomness tends to invent crazy unrealistic things.
SadGhoster87 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be a good writer for Spongebob.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:00:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's random like having to escape the flying Dutchman through the perfume department, and there's random like teh penguin of d00m.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:07:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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ChimpChief59 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:16:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What
SadGhoster87 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 03:24:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That could actually work.
Spongebob "We're out of the ship. Now we just need to... OH NO! It's the Dutchman's LASER DOOM PENGUIN!"
Both "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Teh penguin of d00m is from a copypasta.
PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:25:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theres the kind thats just an unexpected joke and then theres the obnoxious "trying too hard" kind.
A good example is old spongebob episodes vs iCarly
crazed3raser ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because nostalgia
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just from a writing perspective, the quality of the first three seasons isn't just a nostalgia thing. Even when I was 11, when the seasons after were coming out, I could noticeably see the difference and I stopped watching in the middle of season 5. The first three seasons were the last of that era of cartoons. They were not children's shows, they were comedy shows that could be watched by a younger audience. Spongebob was written first and foremost as a comedy. They don't ask "would kids find this funny?", they ask "is this funny?" and then "is this okay for children?" There is a pretty overt rape joke in "Gary Takes a Bath" for example, where Spongebob hands Gary "doubloons" which are just two bars of soap and then winks and says "Don't drop them!" To an adult, that's a funny prison rape joke. To a kid, it is neither funny nor a prison rape joke.
That's something you'd rarely see from a newer episode. They're written by first thinking of what kids might laugh at. Spoilers, kids laugh at the dumbest shit. What you end up with is a complete disincentive for quality. You can throw anything onto Nickelodeon, and as long as it's on, kids will watch it because they don't have particularly high standards. Then they get older, go back and watch it, and realize it's garbage. There's 0 longevity to it. Another example would be something like Avatar the Last Airbender vs Pokemon. Both are fairly light adventure shows with a young cast and a mix between overarching story and episodic. Pokemon is campy and cheap to the point where many episodes are unwatchable even to kids, and only becomes more unbearable as you grow older. It only works because it's based on an existing franchise that's massively popular. I'd argue that if they put more quality into the show, like how the first few movies are actually genuinely entertaining besides that garbage fight between Mew and Mewtwo, the show would help the video games out much much more than just holding interest. Avatar, on the other hand, only gets better as you get older. Sure, there's some parts that become less appealing and you can tell they didn't really know who their audience would be early on, but a lot of it becomes much warmer and means more as you get older.
SmokePuddingEveryday ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:17:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Back when old Spongebob knew how to do random.
MoonbirdMonster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Adult Swim humor for the whole family
Cuillin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They pull Patrick's gas mask away to spray him in the face. Gold.
Shaggy57 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:47:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's do it.
BoogsterSU2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:48:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MFW I'm at Macy's
freshiest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ever see the Miiverse edit?
TheWestButt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My son said this game was for children and I told him we are all Gods children"
OseiTheWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That perfume department had to be a Kohl's
ISaidGoodDey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me irl
8Gh0st8 ยท 2523 points ยท Posted at 15:54:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The most practical quote was from Mr. Krabs in response to Squidward's laziness:
"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"
CheeseBadger ยท 237 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's kind of like the opening theme to Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show:
"Tomorrow's just your future yesterday."
TheReaIOG ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:09:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man I miss that show.
say_or_do ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:36:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Especially Geoff...
reg55000 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:46:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
balls
banfromallsubreddits ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:59:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell I miss all of it.
One ding, we are German. Two dings, we are still German. Three dings, Dracula. Four dings, Italian Bill Clinton. Five dings, room service!
douko ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I miss a daily infusion of Ass Mรถde in my life.
douko ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:08:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This line alone has enabled so much of my laziness.
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quoted that to my mom once in conversation and she thought I was hella deep and smart
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:46:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
Cashrunner ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:53:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND NOW IN SAYING IT AGAIN NOW FUCK OFF LABEOUF
DarthVadersDad94 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:11:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Today was the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
miguelstar98 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:31:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that's deep
ThePrussianGrippe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:06:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought that was a riddle. Like what is the tomorrow of both today and yesterday. Then I grew older and realized it was actually proverb-esque.
EVILEMU ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:43:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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PatSchaef ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:18:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was Royce da 5'9, not Eminem
dead-and-buried ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't Eminem who said that I don't think
EnclaveHunter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that the song a kiss?
EVILEMU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
sailorsardonyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was my senior quote.
KingZant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward says "Why do it today when you can put it off until tomorrow?" then laughs, right? Some of these episodes stick in my head surprisingly clearly.
McLovin804 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
KingZant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Right on, thanks for that. I wanted to say he said that exactly, actually, but doubt sunk in when I over thought the "why do today" part
LordMitchimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. I never heard him right. I thought it was a riddle. "What is today, if yesterday is tomorrow?"
You have opened my eyes.
Twinkie4sho ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 17:58:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Huh I always misheard that as,
"Today's Today, buy yesterday is tomorrow."
Ghost_of_Castro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:23:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You look great with blue.
TheFake0ne ยท 1130 points ยท Posted at 16:05:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A man works all week so he can go the weekend without wearing pants" - Mr Krabs
Tm23246 ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 17:43:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As true today as when it was written.
greenmtnmurican ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:15:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Words to live by.
Rudi_Reifenstecher ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:21:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward's barely working at all and he's never wearing pants
nsm1h55b_S2sH1t ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:13:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
Triquetra4715 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:16:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pearl?
elykl12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Context?
jman9877 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:12:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
His daughter finds him napping in the living room in his underwear and tank top.
XenuLies ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:31:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I imagined this taking a very different turn.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/wincest
vardonir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
holy flying dutchman
A quote from Season 6?!
drmehmetoz ยท 2854 points ยท Posted at 15:33:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took us 3 days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!
[deleted] ยท 913 points ยท Posted at 18:11:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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Rabid_Chocobo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:07:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, after seeing that episode I thought potato salad was really that intricate to make it, and appreciated it more when my parents made it... Then I realized you could make it in only a couple days, and I was like "wow, I've been had."
pouponstoops ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 00:32:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's got to sit to be good though. You don't just eat it right after it's made.
Gyvon ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:57:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it only needs to sit overnight at most.
see_dubs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Personally I like potato salad better the next day, the potatoes take on the flavor of the dressing.
zapper0113 ยท 227 points ยท Posted at 17:25:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
can it actually take 3 days?
Edit: Now that I think about it they could have had to constantly redo it to make it perfect.
volatile_chemicals ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 18:53:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe if you cook the potatoes two days before mixing the other stuff.
MrThom_ ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:19:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean one family friend's mom takes like two days, where she like cooks the potatoes, then lets them soak in like dressing or something, idk i'm not a chef.
CrazyKirby97 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:24:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. 3-day potato salad must be some good shit.
MrThom_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:29:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually 2. I didn't eat it but everyone loved it apparently.
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You said that already
MrThom_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:20:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was correcting crazykirby, he said 3
camn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Cook the potatoes the night before, then let them soak in vinegar in plastic baggies overnight. Finish the potato salad the next day. It's good shit.
viper9172 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:27:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No but people will still give you 50,000$
MouthAnusJellyfish ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:15:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Steven Hawking's case, yes
[deleted] ยท -68 points ยท Posted at 20:20:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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goodolebillyclinton ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:37:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you
Squidguy83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have now tagged you as "Sucks Big Hairy Dicks" on RES.
SadGhoster87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:13:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit what the fuck is with the downvotes
dacookeymonsta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:51:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends how much money your kickstarter makes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on the speed
Gyvon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It can, but most of that time's spent letting it sit in the fridge letting the flavors meld. Most recipes only call for it sitting overnight, though.
depressivebipolar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If theyre making it, its a miracle they even did it
JoshuaTheBastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No it takes a couple hours
KeybladeSpirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, have you ever tried to make potato salad underwater?
JoeyBACON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Slow roasted potatoes?
Qui-Gon-Whiskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's better if you put in in the refrigerator for a few hours after you make it.
CakeAndDonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My grandmother's technique requires a solid 2 days at the least. She has amazing potato salad.
Deadmeat553 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:41:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least it didn't cost $55,000.
Rys0n ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:35:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Still less of a dissapointment than Mighty Number 9.
He actually made a big event out of it, and gave a lot to charity. I'd say Potato Salad was actually a good kickstarter project. :p
Metrologyyy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:25:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized how much I liked this quote until you said it.
Lawrence_Honeyhand ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:13:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
way to go, buddy
MasteringTheFlames ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:23:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Gordon Ramsay was in spongebob
boast_thetoaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how he twiddles his toes in the salad before jumping off screen
mystic0608 ยท 3619 points ยท Posted at 15:46:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end."
Stalin_On_You ยท 740 points ยท Posted at 16:16:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That didn't help at all.
Lebrunski ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:16:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i'm ugly and i'm proud" "Louder!" "I'm Ugly And I'm Proud" "LOUDER!" "I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!" "I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!" "I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
SearMeteor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:05:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what he calls it...?
vengefulspirit99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:24:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not ugly. We just stink!
ICanHomerToo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK AT IT!
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what he calls it?
Dogeishuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that what he calls it?"
willjj99 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:52:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You gave me the ugly!"
XxsquirrelxX ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:34:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
Giveaway412 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:49:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that what he calls it?"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:15:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a tumblr for that
NewSovietWoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YESSSS thats my favorite
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PAAAAAAAATRICK!! You're not ugly, your breath stinks. Really bad.
broken_living ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!
ianthebalance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username
flamedarkfire ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:00:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truly a parable for the ages.
Omny87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:41:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The title of this light hearted and most amusing narrative is "A Marine Crustacean of the Subclass Cirripedia Which, to its Own Misfortune, was Quite Repugnant."
In long past archaic days of old, there existed a marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horribly repulsive, sickening, and grotesque that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage was an agonizingly lengthened and tormented demise.
And that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[overwritten]
garboooo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:16:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me irl
darthjoey91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Ugly Barnacle of Death.
AdmiralMikey75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have the picture of Patrick smiling right after that as my profile picture on most sites
caryb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've mentioned it on here before, but I have a print out of this quote on a nice sunset photo on my desk at work. You'd think it's an inspirational quote. Nope, Spongebob. :)
flaming_oranges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Simply the pinnacle of post-modern literature.
Morningxafter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey kid, you just blow in from Stupid Town?
Slash_Raptor ยท 3210 points ยท Posted at 14:41:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Patrick, look what I've got!" "Rectangles!"
tallginger89 ยท 1004 points ยท Posted at 14:45:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
not just any rectangles, candy bars!
PM-ME_YOUR-BUTT ยท 1205 points ยท Posted at 16:30:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think I'll eat it now!"
eats chocolate bar
beat
"I think I'll eat it now!"
bites hand
CocoaBagelPuffs ยท 814 points ยท Posted at 17:07:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve.
GhostOfBarron ยท 576 points ยท Posted at 17:46:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pans to an extremely over weight star fish.
mapleismycat ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:27:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i cant find the image to this
trueguitarist95 ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 20:21:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here
Jesus Christ I never realized how detailed his stomach was lol. One of the things I love about this show, all the random detailed face close-ups and stuff.
Put-A-Bird-On-It ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:13:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was hilarious the first time they showed the characters out of water and they are all hyper real, and spongebob was a kitchen sponge.
FunPerson911 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:44:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
iirc when spongebob had the suds in an earlier episode, he was shown as a kitchen scrub cleaning things
CocoaBagelPuffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And after Patrick wanted to clean stuff and he cleaned a cactus and a toilet.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:56:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one after Mrs. Puff says "These are my people" is even better.
trueguitarist95 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:51:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was trying to find a video of that line, but I couldn't find it. Ended up finding this though. Holy shit this show is genius
Wheres_The_Pepsi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:01:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All around me are familiar faces
Homem_da_Carrinha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:34:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite is "Gary's a mutt!" and it cuts to a detailed close up of a hillbilly Gary with a felt patch on his shell, smoking a wooden pipe and a 5 o' clock shade.
mapleismycat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
nice! thanks
insideoutcollar ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:43:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Liar liar! Plants for hire!
MRBORS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:46:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's pants on fire Patrick.
insideoutcollar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:48:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You would know, liar!
LordCharco_iii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The YTP remix of that will always have a special place in my heart.
Tskuno ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:30:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I think I'll eat it now!"
Royaltoolbox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Customer angrily slams door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick starts looking around "hey you gotta pretty nice place here"
uthinkther4uam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Candy bars
tallginger89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
jesus Christ im an idiot! I played the quote over in my head before I typed it too. Thank you
thewonderblink ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:52:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://soundcloud.com/billy-gerrity/spongebob-metal-chocolate
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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thewonderblink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/accidjental
GroverEyeveen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:58:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, this Spongebob line really brings me back to an old YTPMV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNQlg5aDY3c
rabiarbaaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha one of my favorites! Patrick was soooooo happy when he said that too
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A ton of Patrick quotes.
Alexbo8138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I read this and heard their voices exactly. I look up to my television and this scene is playing. My internal dialog happened to be in sync with the actual dialog. My life has peaked.
quaid4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"We stole a balloon!" "Yeah, on free balloon day!" cue hysterical laughter.
Powerpuff_God ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(pssst, you mean 'cue'. 'queue' is a line for something ;) )
quaid4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Based power puff god
Dolphininatophat ยท 10908 points ยท Posted at 16:18:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick you're a genius!". "I get called that a lot". "a genius?". "no, patrick".
[deleted] ยท 1777 points ยท Posted at 19:31:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick, your genius is showing!
lanakers ยท 1162 points ยท Posted at 19:47:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE?!
Marzman315 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 00:04:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But don't genius live in a lamp??
ShickDits ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:40:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
looks directly at crotch
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:18:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want me to take care of that for you, Pat?
Mexkimo11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:12 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But don't genius live in a lamp?
gee09gee ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:58:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what my brother calls my cleavage when it's showing.
LyingForTruth ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 22:10:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Go on...
Edit: gilded almost a day later
You da real mvp
SadGhoster87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:54:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goddammit, not again...
breaks legs
Spektr44 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:03:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But don't genius live in a lamp?
potato88 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE!?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE?!
KevinCastle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still say this one all the time!
come-on-now-please ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I finally just realize the joke for this.....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where?!
HighlanderLA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE?!
ShavedWookiee ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're
ahoyitsnick ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:43:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But don't genius live in a lamp?"
paskwali ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am so smart.. S-M-R-T!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do I have to spell it out for you? [begins writing] U... R... how do you spell "not my friend"?
joZeizzle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:48:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Press enter twice to start a new line
Like this!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't genius live in lamps?"
Chucamuca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time this quote gets posted in these kind of threads, but it isn't even in the show.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:16:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is true. But a similar exchange took place in the season 6 episode "Porous Pockets":
Chucamuca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:31:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there you go
whosgt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:29:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is in the show. It's that episode where they're both at Patrick's house.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guffawed at this line as a kid.
MonsterRider80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No this is Patrick.
Donut_Puff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:27:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genius! You're a patrick.
GruesomeCola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved how the writers played with how Patrick is actually a genius - Like in the episode where he actually becomes a genius but his head was switched with brain choral or the episode where he and spongebob shrink inside squidward and he says something really smart (something to do with natural gas)
ImWatchingYouPoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.
rockidol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a statler and wladorf routine only without the insults.
Tony_Romos_clavicle ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:27:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surely you are kidding
FindingSimba ยท 5932 points ยท Posted at 15:50:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Not Until 4
DarkFire71 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 22:12:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
me_irl
LandmineFrisbee ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:19:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/meirl.
Less cancerous mods.
The-Asshat ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:29:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is making me realize I need to watch it again. Where can you watch it now?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:31:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Amazon Prime has it streaming
Science_of_Wumbology ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:04:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kiss cartoon, all the cartoons you want in OK to great quality.
Picklestasteg00d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:24:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I see you study the ways of the Wumbo.
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:07:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
FingerMilk ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 21:21:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He is so known for being stupid that he's being booked to display it by someone else.
Kalaan ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:17:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:00:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But why male models?
GustaftheGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What is this?! A center for ants?!
BANSCOTTY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
homiej420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not until 4
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
FingerMilk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:51:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is that a whoosh.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[removed]
notsaeegavas ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:21:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't click that on mobile! Absolutely cancer.
Virisenox_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, I forgot how bad shady websites were without an adblocker.
notsaeegavas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're good. I do the same a lot.
Kyanpe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder where he was going at 4.
Donut_Puff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww patrick! You innocent little star.
LoriRenae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:10 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" all the time and blows people's minds how they recalled a scene they almost forgot forever
JakoJustOneYesterday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Savage
gregsm ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:04:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only one I lol'd at.
Scream26 ยท 6413 points ยท Posted at 15:34:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Hey, that's my ice cream!
Plankton: Good, Spongebob! Now let him have it!
Spongebob: You can have it.
Plankton: ...
TheGermanViking ยท 3187 points ยท Posted at 16:15:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: come on, Spongebob, be assertive
(Spongebob sticks his finger in the guys pocket)
Plankton: Not insertive
FurryEels ยท 750 points ยท Posted at 16:23:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beep beep!
moarroidsplz ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:06:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my most quoted Spongebob quote of all time. Complete with finger movement.
lemonsquarejoe ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:51:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just beeped in dead silence with my grandpa trying to take a nap because of you...
SadGhoster87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:00:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining you reading all of these quotes out loud with correct voices and everything to nobody in the middle of a dark room.
lemonsquarejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:05 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, hahaha yeah let's just go with that imagery I'm seeing it nicely
charizardbrah ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 16:37:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna go on a hike with me?
littlebigcheese ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:51:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I'm gonna tie your.. shoe if you don't give that back!
Parrad0x ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:36:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's ok, he's wearing sandals!"
Live_Z_Or_Die ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:18:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But my shoes are already tied." "It's okay, Plankton. His shoes are already tied."
littlebigcheese ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:23:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he's wearing sandals!
Live_Z_Or_Die ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:20:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you're right. I butchered that one.
Mr_Goodknight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY! I'M GONNA...uh... TIE YOUR SHOES IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK!
AndyGHK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEY! I'M GONNA TIE YOUR... SHOE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK!
Spanky_McJiggles ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:17:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me sir, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.
SadGhoster87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:01:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
HBombZilla ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:06:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Keaner81 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:57:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those were tears of joy! He was happy you were assertive.
KazPart2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what about aggressively nice people?
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:21:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
WeGottaCook ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:26:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...cool
chrisdolemeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact of the day I guess
[deleted] ยท 641 points ยท Posted at 18:02:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You used me...for land development!
frivolous_name ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
American history summed up in one sentence
LandmineFrisbee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:14:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The TL;DP of Fallout 4s Minutemen questline.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:46:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Walking fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound
"General, I need your help."
WALKING FASTER
Garizondyly ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 00:59:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't nice!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:28:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't very nice :-(
thesmobro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't nice
darkbreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:44 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That wasn't very nice.
Moderatecat ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:13:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can someone link that scene?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:32:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yes
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:27:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/UvPC9H2i07s
pirate_man69 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:15:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna...tie your shoe if you don't give me that back."
"But I'm wearing sandals."
skankingskeleton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You used me...for land development!!
Markymark161 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey pencil neck! Yeah you, slither over here!"
WeirdestCousinEd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my hell this is the one. One of the few lines that gets a genuine chuckle out of me.
Saxon2060 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:29:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a reasonably famous case of ambiguity with this phrase that is quite sad, the Derek Bentley case. A man was hanged for the murder of a policeman but he didn't fire the gun, he was done for joint enterprise primarily because of what he said:
'Police witnesses later claimed that the police officer asked Craig to "Hand over the gun, lad" and Bentley shouted the ambiguous phrase "Let him have it, Chris" to Craig. Craig fired his revolver at Fairfax, striking him in the shoulder.'
ski_sauce12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie and Hillary
secretgingerbreadman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gee thanks!
YangReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I came for this.
i_like_pixystix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think of this quote every time I eat ice cream.
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey I'm gonna tie your...shoe if you don't give that back!"
"But I'm wearing sandals!"
"Okay, never mind! It's alright, Plankton. He's wearing sandals."
LakersFan34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my brother quote that all the time hahaha
TheEllimist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend is making me watch SpongeBob in its entirety (I've only seen episodes here and there), and Plankton is my new spirit animal.
HighRelevancy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:59:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bernie: (to Hillary) Hey, that's my nomination!
Trump: Good, now let her have it!
Bernie: You can have it!
radiantvalkyrie ยท 1336 points ยท Posted at 16:16:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember when they invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!!
TARDIS32 ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 19:31:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this chocolate isn't for eating. You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.
banfromallsubreddits ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 05:05:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I...hate...you...
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:27:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
banfromallsubreddits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, yeah, could you imagine waking up to that thing every morning?
Its_ya_boy_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:30:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So... How long have you two known each other?
runhaterand ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:33:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT? WHADDIDYA SAY?
Dracarys1213 ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 22:51:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHAWCLET. HE'S SELLING CHAWCLET
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:31:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I SAID THEYAH SELLIN' CHUOCLATE, MAH
sftktysluttykty ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 21:42:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a running gag in my family, my daughter loves to scream "CHAWCALAAAATE" in that gravelly voice and if we're at my family's house she will immediately hear cries of "CHAWCALAAAATE" from all over the house. We've been doing it for years, and it just never gets old.
honolulularry ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:13:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a running joke for my raid team. Gets a laugh every single time.
Nyan_Cat_Chick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:59:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*CHAWKLATE FTFY
agarret83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:37:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was at a convention last weekend and Tom Kenny was there and he revealed he was the one who voiced that character
Xanthour ยท -54 points ยท Posted at 22:54:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Boners?! I remember when they foist invented boners. Sweet, sweet boners... I always hated it!
Wakkichewy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 04:12:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get the fuck outta here with your non SpongeBob shit
Xanthour ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 06:33:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
K
MGrooms94 ยท 1309 points ยท Posted at 15:57:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?" "How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast." "Yea, so?" "....Without any milk." Or Spongebob gets thrown at that huge guy "Hey! Who threw that piece of paper at me?"
masterjmp ยท 759 points ยท Posted at 17:02:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wasn't me!"
"You callin me a liar?!"
"I ain't callin ya for dinner!"
cue brawl that Spongebob gets caught in
SadGhoster87 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:31:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What drugs was this show on anyway
masterjmp ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:48:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The good kind.
Eylsii ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:06:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or from drake and josh... " I ain't calling you a truther" lol
FantasticHamburguesa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:41:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You callin me a liar?!"
"I ain't callin you a truther!!"
ToothpasteTacos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't callin you a TRUTHER!"
wait wrong show
NATHAN325 ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 18:59:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't callin ya a truther!"*
Ultimatedeathfart ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 19:16:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was actually off of Drake and Josh.
Neithan91 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 22:04:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have a nice day" "Don't tell me what to do"
Ultimatedeathfart ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:46:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's spherical! SPHERICAL!
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:21:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This just epitomized this thread of nostalgia :(
kittycat1xo ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:12:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube"
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:34:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
principaltamitaylor ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:30:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ya got a bottle of ketchup?
hqtextbook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:58 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whats this from?
principaltamitaylor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:31 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When he's trying to get into the Salty Spatoon and prove how tough he is. And he's like "how tough am I?? How tough am I!?!? Ya got a bottle of ketchup?" And he tries to open it
runshadowfax ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:27:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When certain friends call I answer my phone by saying "Super Weenie Hut Junior!"
Vindexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to hit enter twice or put two spaces at the end of the line to get a new line.
MGrooms94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the same with mobile? Looks fine to me.
Vindexus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like this on desktop: http://puu.sh/q53zI/a309ef1dec.png
I think Alien Blue is a little less anal about line breaks. Is that what you're on?
MGrooms94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yea it is, that must be it then
Pro-FoundSound ยท 4619 points ยท Posted at 14:52:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, why are you angry?" "I can't see my forehead"
EventHorizon182 ยท 3908 points ยท Posted at 16:13:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After all these years I thought it was just a stupid reason to be mad...
I just now realize that's the face you make if you try to look at your forehead..
[deleted] ยท 1816 points ยท Posted at 16:24:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god
DeonCode ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:23:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is Patrick.
Armydude19 ยท 715 points ยท Posted at 16:30:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, now I get it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of get it, sort of, but I'm just going to say that my angry face and my "trying to see my forehead face" are two very different faces.
SmellyFingerz ยท 458 points ยท Posted at 16:39:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are dropping knowledge my friend
lefthandedswordsman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a diamond in the rough?
PhillyG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bryan Callen?
Mildly-disturbing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
VanossGaming?
PM_tits_for_a_tale ยท 350 points ยท Posted at 16:47:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But Patrick also specifically states he's mad to begin with first.
boxhead7996 ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 17:35:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hush
ijustwantanfingname ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, he's mad that he can't see it.
EventHorizon182 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:56:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its like a double meaning joke. It's not at random they just picked for him to be mad at being unable to see his forehead.
hateisgoodforyouu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:48:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTi7oOPaB4Y
pretty obvious he is trying to look at his forehead
IrrelevantLeprechaun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sush, we are pretending that we are discovering something about the show that no one else knows.
jelvinjs7 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:22:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/EventHorizon182, your genius is showing!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
covers cortch Where?!
CreamCornNooooo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:51:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pst, i can still see some of your cortch
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
facepalm
HeyShayThatRhymes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:03:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cue 2500+ people trying to look at their foreheads
ianthebalance ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy Shrimp!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone just tried it
kingmike9879 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit
junyah54 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:42:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Never realized people didn't get this.
Edit: Not trying to be condescending or anything, it's just that that's the joke.
Beastandtheharlet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it, explain?
junyah54 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:13:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you actually try to look at your forehead, you make the face that Patrick is making. (Eyes up, eyebrows scrunched towards your nose) This looks like a typical angry face. And then he's mad cause he can't see his forehead. So it's like a loop in a way.
DeoxisYT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, your eyebrows don't move at all..
junyah54 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:14:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're not trying hard enough.
Ironchef123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick is that you
adamsvette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i can see the bottom of my forehead :D
epicgrowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It-- my life makes sense now.
mkhrrs89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still confused. When I try to look at my forehead, I'm just looking up with my eyes (not tilting my neck)..... Am I missing something?
EventHorizon182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you bring your eyebrows down towards your eyes, as you look up, as if possible to bring your eyes over your eyebrows.
it ends up making you look grumpy
w8up1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What..
KaptainKlein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also, in that scene the top of his head is bent over in a way that he can definitely see his forehead.
Fluheezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. Patrick is a genius!
ANUSTART942 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen that scene in years and now I'm laughing hysterically because now I get it.
rawrslagithor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:11:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fuck
zapper0113 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:17:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
omg you're right
alekzander01 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:33:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lawd almighty
bokisa12 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:28:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit...
dorkmax ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:44:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My life is a lie.
Dalfamurni ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my all time favorite. Me and my two brothers missed the next 5 or so minutes of that episode from laughing so hard until we finally saw it again on a rerun. The Pretty Patties episode is great, but not the best if it weren't for that one line.
It still cracks me up.
l_dont_even_reddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/tTi7oOPaB4Y
MrWhytie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quoted this one fucking line infront of a old gf once. Never mind the hundreds of other conversations we had. This idiot thought that meant I wanted my life to revolve around Sponge Bob. Guess who got Sponge Bob floor mats for their truck and a Sponge Bob tooth brush for xmas. This disappointed guy. Fuck you Tiffany.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You act like this is a bad thing?
mydogsnameisdixie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Askreddit
ducks_are_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, tried to look at my forehead, coworker said why am I angry
Slash_Raptor ยท 2126 points ยท Posted at 14:55:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a good thing that we're all wearing our anti-sea rhinoceros underwear. This circle would never keep one of them out." "Why? What attracts them?" "The sounds of a sea bear attack."
andnowforme0 ยท 1325 points ยท Posted at 15:24:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What did I do that time?"
"I don't know, maybe he just doesn't like you."
"Pretend to be someone else!"
[deleted] ยท 807 points ยท Posted at 17:53:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here draw a circle"
"Okay"
"That's an oval. It has to be a circle."
Sam3323 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:57:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THAT WAS AN OVAL! IT HAS TO BE A CIRCLE!"
Zimochachino_Latte ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:07:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MOVE OVER!!!
slp50 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When I went to see "The Revenant", this was all I could think about. I had to try really hard not to say "I guess he just doesn't like you".
Homem_da_Carrinha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:24 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll tell you what, I wouldn't have any second thoughts about handing Leo that Oscar if he had played the clarinet while waving a flashlight back and forth really fast, stomped around on clown shoes while eating cubed cheese, wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion and a skirt and screaming like a chimpanzee
CuccoPotPie ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:34:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This quote accurately describes the bear scene from The Revenant.
friday6700 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:45:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our Campfire Song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing alooooooonnnnnnnnng
BUM BUM BUMMMMMM
banfromallsubreddits ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:01:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick!"
"Song, C-A-M-"
"Squidward! ... Good!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got really good at singing that fast. I sometimes sing it while hiking to scare off bears.
metrick00 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:57:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gets mauled
He hates running!
Gets mauled again
They hate limping more than running!
gets mauled again
I should of warned you about crawling!
get mauled again
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME!
I don't know, maybe he just doesn't like you.
tavissd1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Orc762 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:36 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This entire episode is the best SpongeBob quote.
tsavoy004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Things didn't go so well for Squidward that episode...
boltsandholes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:43 on July 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the fact that they are right outside their homes is the best part
alltheplaces ยท 6059 points ยท Posted at 16:24:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh these pies aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs."
thatJainaGirl ยท 2787 points ยท Posted at 19:43:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.
DoctorBiscuits ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 22:05:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KILL HIM?!?
metalflygon08 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:35:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here's your order sir!
Gee thanks
BOOM
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:43:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the "How're you gonna live with yourself?"
Drakengard ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:21:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Note to self: watch out for Squidward
MrBojangoUnchained ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:09:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DROWN IN IT
aviddivad ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:09:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the way he says it is just so matter-of-factly
blamb211 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:15:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one's my favorite, largely because of the delivery
halborn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:33:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down. You flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
smallz86 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:23:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs: I've seen this before. When that pie steps up to bat - I mean, hits his lower intestine - Boom!
Squidward: You've seen this before?
Mr. Krabs: Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
Cashrunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some how this should be in some movie or a speech to a nation.
JuRoJa ยท 1603 points ยท Posted at 19:03:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You want me to explode? Ok..... GARY THE SNAIL! YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!"
runhaterand ยท 556 points ยท Posted at 19:27:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!!
All_I_do_is_loss ยท 457 points ยท Posted at 19:32:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh good one
SonicSingularity ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:29:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:09:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES!
xKoney ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:19:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would I want to do that?
Halo3Hunter113 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:29:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
AFaceWithNoName ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:32:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What pie?
darthgallion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:40:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
The pie you left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and you ate it...THAT PIE!!!!
Kharn0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:11:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You mean this pie?
MasterMac94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat!
Cnote0717 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:18:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
trips on rock OOPS!
Chengweiyingji ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:58:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
splat BOOM
flaffl21 ยท 481 points ยท Posted at 20:20:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?"
republiccommando1138 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:52:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait a minute... this would go great with some milk!
willjj99 ยท 677 points ยท Posted at 16:55:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm curious about the writing process of that episode.
theProfessorr ยท 553 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you think about it a bunch of pirates were making and smuggling atomic bombs inside of pies.
SomeRandomUserGuy ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 21:21:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pierates
Pierat
esPierats
Pierats
Pie Rats
DarkCreeper911 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:34:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bad Rats
SadGhoster87 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:48:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could have just posted "pierates" and gotten upvotes and gold.
SomeRandomUserGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:49:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm trying to go as long as possible without gettig gold though. I see it as useless.
Fadman_Loki ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:24:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If this isn't fishing for gold, I don't know what is.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's premium membership.
GruesomeCola ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Being plunderers they probably tried to haggle with the merchant selling them the pies in bulk; they were probably upset with the discounts for purchasing the pies in bulk and instead thought it would be cheaper simply to steal the pies, in a hurry they probably dropped one outside the Krusty Krab which Squidward found.
They were upset with the pie rates so they became pirates.
I haven't watched the episode in a while so I might be a little bit wrong about a few things.
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 23:09:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HODOR?...
SomeRandomUserGuy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:13:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No.
portablebagel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:51:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At bikini bottom, underneath bikini atoll?
Hypothesis_Null ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:36:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for Uranium. Bombs.
N is for no surviiiiiivorrrs! When yo--
nightwing2024 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:07:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton!
mrsuns10 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:38:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miss Atomic Bomb
bootifulwizud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're making out, we got the radio on.
mrsuns10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
your gonna miss me when I'm gone
bootifulwizud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:28:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you're gonna miss me when I'm...
gooonneeee~
Sackyhack ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 17:56:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pre 9/11
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:43:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing it was something along the lines of someone saying "this pie is the bomb"
Antinous ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:03:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The writers smoked a lot of pot and listened to a lot of Ween.
MoonbirdMonster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:22:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They brought Ween on the show once or twice
f2pEngineer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:36:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They took inspiration from something that happened shortly before the episode was aired
11 times as a matter of fact
acidwave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that was a weird one.
johnbutler896 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:38:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well first you get really, REALLY fucking high
dirtyjew123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drugs
Lots and lots of drugs.
tenin2010br ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Probably brought in some South Park people for the jokes in that one.
Darkfire346 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1) smoke alooooooot of weed
f2pEngineer ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 21:03:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The things that are extra fun, I've written in red!
Everything is in red!
YEA I KNOW!!
Broodd ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:16:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The boy cries ya a sweater of tears... And you kill em?"
TheCumboxConspiracy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:49:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would be just okay."
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:49:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that I think about it, what the fuck were the writers thinking here
MusicalMethuselah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna give him so much love that hes gonna drown in it!
door slam
open DROWN IN IT!
slam
Note to self..... stay away from Squidward.
LandmineFrisbee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:18:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those pirates sold a nuke to a random fast food worker for $25.
alltheplaces ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They probably usually deal in other forms of currency, so when actual money came into it, they had no idea.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
siddububba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's more like a matter of fact statement, like how does this guy not understand what's going on
Pancakewagon26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:52:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Won't do any good."
"You've seen this before?"
"11 times actually."
vmca12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like obscure quotes from things that are useful in real life; to that end, "PART 2! Part 2, part 2, part 2" from that episode has served me very well over the years.
Take-to-the-highways ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That whole episode was like a fever dream
darexinfinity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop giving the terrorists ideas!
pr1mus3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob or Glados?
SamsquamtchHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
by far my favorite episode of the series
aewilson95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If you drop one slice of me booty I'll have... your booty!"
DocProfessor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love how fucking convoluted the setup for this episode was.
XxPieIsTastyxX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:14:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Worth it
NeptuneEDM ยท 7238 points ยท Posted at 16:12:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: It's okay Squidward, it could be worse.
Patrick: Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
_cachu ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 18:12:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this all the time
acrowsmurder ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 01:36:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me..."
GoldenWizard ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:14:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
timpani sound
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:41:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well. This is the end.
ninja10130 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:57:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
savage
cpengeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not even kidding, some girl told my friend that this was racist against Jewish people -__-
EsQuiteMexican ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 23:49:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that actually racist against Jewish people?
cpengeek ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:58:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I said! She just kept going on and on and then started spamming him with anti-Semitic propaganda. She's a real nutjob.
troway726 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think she'd have that opinion if she read the Talmud.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but who's the one making the connection?
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 01:02:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
but then who gives a fuck about the Jews' feelings?
Wakkichewy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:15:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Judaism is a religion, not a race, right?
IsHereToParty ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:24:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's both. Since the Jews are supposed to be a certain people or ethnicity that god chose to be the chosen ones or whatever.
EsQuiteMexican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's both. Ish.
ShizzleWaffle ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:22:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People downvoting you for something you didn't say? Ay le mao
IllegalFlelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode is that from
NeptuneEDM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Club Spongebob
vsimon115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well...This is the end."
SomRandomGuyOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REKT by Patrick
leothelion634 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tfw everyone is bald
DarkGohan ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 20:30:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Squidward is Jewish
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:43:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
get rekt
Slash_Raptor ยท 2517 points ยท Posted at 14:48:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Mindy!? Did you see my underwear? Mindy: No, Patrick. Patrick: Did you want to?
jbrav88 ยท 1248 points ยท Posted at 17:42:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe she was voiced by Scarlett Johansson.
daroush10 ยท 601 points ยท Posted at 18:37:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:O
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredemoticons?
daroush10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:*(
mcandhp ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 18:43:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck, really?
He is correct.
zamwut ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 21:36:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This article seems to be empty
l_dont_even_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you have the free version.
zamwut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It only shows that on mobile, on desktop it shows the actual page.
definetelytrue ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:12:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good article
zulu-bunsen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:13:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I just set a world record for most confused boner
Garrus_Vakarian__ ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:56:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What
Darkfire346 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:06:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck
Ahdilable ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:12:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shit...but you literally can't tell but then you can. She sounds so wispy and preteen like, but like Scarlett at the same.
TheInvaderZim ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:18:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That explains so much.
I feel slightly less creepy on behalf of my younger self now.
Incidentially, holy shit, this movie came out 11 years ago.
Derty_Harry ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:22:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck I saw it when it was in theaters. Goddamn
Dr_Freedman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:27:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There is no fucking way it's that old.
Rabidwalnut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:23:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It came out in 2004.
SadGhoster87 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:34:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
2004 can't be twelve years ago
Rabidwalnut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My earliest memories are in 2004.
FlameSpartan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think mine are from 1998. I win!
LA_Hot_Sauce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:45:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1985
I win this game.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I vividly remember seeing it in theaters. I was only 4, jesus
colindapenis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:52:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL...
Ganongeek ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S NOT TRUUUUUE....I DON'T BELIEVE YOUUU
Famixofpower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish she had more appearances. Even neptune was different. In the show, he looks like the god. Even in Wrath of Titan, which was after the movie and hyped up too badly
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck what
toastdispatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mind. Blown.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OOOHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
Quizzika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
REALLY? HOLY SHIT!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Mindy was voiced by Natasha Romanoff.
ked_man ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 15:58:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that would be a good pick-up line.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:40:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats my main line for flirting with girls
Aleblanco1987 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:07:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like one when Patrick and spongebob fight each other and they end up on underwear. Both of them had yellow undies, that makes them be friends again. Then Patrick says: Mine used to be white.
eawgoalie ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:21:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe Spongebob had pink undies. So, they both had the color of the other person. Hence the line "You do care!"
Aleblanco1987 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:10:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah you are right
DarkCreeper911 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Olympics episode
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If that was reversed it would be considered extremely inappropriate.
Vindexus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You need to hit enter twice or put two spaces at the end of the line to get a new line.
pm_me_ursluttyposes ยท 1405 points ยท Posted at 14:48:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE!"
ShadowlandsProd ยท 218 points ยท Posted at 15:47:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gerraffes are so stupid
[deleted] ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 16:20:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid long horses
Tuberomix ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:41:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link to the "stupid long horses" thing. It's hilarious!
DonMan8848 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:30:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seven years ago???
C-C-X-V-I ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Edit:spelling
MegaGuy28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Should we tell him?
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What were we actually going to tell him? I don't get it.
BoogsterSU2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:44:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of giraffes:
"......ahem, GRAPH!!!"
jeremycinnamonbutter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:57:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pans to an elephant
Davie_Doobie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that was a heater.
MrLangbyMippets ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:02:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it was an elephant. The joke here is that Patrick has no knowledge whatsoever of African wildlife, or of anything for that matter.
bitchinBiscuits ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:54:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
andnowforme0 ยท 3036 points ยท Posted at 15:31:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's see, the phone will ring, the lights will flicker, and... THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME?! Oh wait, they always do that.
Chengweiyingji ยท 1387 points ยท Posted at 16:30:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward explains what it was like to work at Nickelodeon in the early 2000s pre-bland logo.
TheSpanishDerp ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 19:48:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good Times. Good Times
Chengweiyingji ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just like at Make-Out Reef.
aviddivad ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:11:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you know, Make-Out Reef...
(ใฅ๏ฟฃ ยณ๏ฟฃ)ใฅ
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:25:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHOOOOHOOOHOOOOHOOO
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:23:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was the joke? That makes way too much sense.
Chengweiyingji ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:24:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I always thought
DrakeFeatherwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Splat, how we miss ye...
Chengweiyingji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it a midnight block on TeenNick?
DrakeFeatherwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was referring to the logo, but I think you're right.
Linard ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 19:18:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
In the german dub it was a bit different, he doesn't say the equivalent of "Oh wait, they always do that" but "Moment mal, falscher Film" ("Wait a minute, wrong show!") Kind of breaking the 4th wall.
PM_Me_Them_Butts ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?"
...
"Nosferatu!"
candlesandpretense ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:11:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I took a film class in college. My professor showed us this episode to get us interested in German Expressionist film. It worked, but we giggled through the actual Nosferatu.
AgentJin ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:58:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu: Originally famous for being the villain in an artistic German horror film, now famous for having a cameo in a sponge on episode.
Gyvon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:25:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was originally meant to be a straight-up Dracula movie, but they couldn't aquire the rights to Dracula
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:41:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nimrod was once a famous biblical hunter. Bugs Bunny uses it sarcastically to refer to Elmer Fudd, and now everyone assumes Nimrod means 'idiot.'
avatam123 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:47:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
kamenkappa ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:01:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact the green slime is a reference to the Amityville Horror
SadGhoster87 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:05:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it a reference to Nickelodeon's early 2000s fetish for using green slime everywhere?
MrProductionK ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:36:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hash Slinging Slasher" "AHHH" eye lashes grow and wiggle
Anmar7779 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now when I read that I just think about a guy throwing weed at you to distract you before killing you.
braindeathdomination ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I was a drug dealer I'd call myself the Hash-Slinging Cashier. I sling hash, I cash bowls, and most importantly, I get fat stacks yo
douko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:12:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."
TheGrandMaestro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:35:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BUT WHAT WAS THAT THIRD THING?!?!?
Antinous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an 8 year old I thought this was the funniest joke I had ever heard. I remember laughing about it for days.
ArtsyLaVerne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:15:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly always thought squidward was referencing how gross and unkempt fast food establishments were but all these comments are saying it's referencing nickelodeon and everything seems different now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nosferatu!
hxlor ยท 1877 points ยท Posted at 14:45:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When in doubt, pinky out." - Patrick Star
drodkiin ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 16:12:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PINKY! PINKY!!!
Stealthy_Bird ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.....
I NEEEEEEEED ITT
Anterich ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:10:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to that episode, for a long time I thought that "when in doubt" phrases always rhymed. So I was confused whenever I heard a variation of that expression that didn't
theniceguytroll ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:31:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain...
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would gold, is broke.
teunw ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You want something to drink? WAAAAATEEEEER, would be nice... ?
Gregrox ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:15:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it that's why I always automatically do that when drinking anything or holding anything cup shaped. It's not actually fancy, it looks stupid, but young me didn't know that and now I can't help but do it.
OfficialRambi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same haha, I broke my pinky as a kid though so if someone points it out I just say when I broke my pinky, I was taught to keep it elevated as much as possible to reduce swelling. Young me assumed I was to keep doing it until it healed like a dumbass and now it's a habit. When in reality I was just copying spongebob by taking Patrick's advice.
Prof_Dr_Patrick ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DOCTOR professor Patrick!
SadGhoster87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:06:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's Mister Evil Dr. Porkchop to you!
SqueezeAndRun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:19:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That one is actually my senior quote.
Kalaan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This became a life rule for me. Because spongebob. of all the things you could take away..
SterlingManta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it. I don't need it.
jBozzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still say this sometimes. Actually like everytime.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They should call you Spongebob Fancypants!"
PressureCracks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always drink with my pinky out
ksuwildkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its fancy!
tjs406 ยท 1130 points ยท Posted at 15:37:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Firmly grasp it!"
[deleted] ยท 252 points ยท Posted at 17:48:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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spenrad ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:54:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.....exactly.....exactly
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:32:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
exactly... as I do
Zombare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, I BROKE it!
throwaway923749 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong episode guys Hahaha
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 09:05:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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OctagonalHumanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no I broke it!
Cheldinna ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:38:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS
LoveDied2ez ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feel it now mr krabs? FTFY
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:37:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Art thou feeling it now, Mister Krabs?
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:58:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH
Tomnnn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:22:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This quote had a resurgence when surgeon simulator, gang beasts, and that "human fall flat" game came out.
__penis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:47:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took me until I was an embarrassingly old age to realize that they weren't saying "firmly grass pit" I couldn't understand that scene for so long
Zippo16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this nearly daily.
Firmly_grasp_it_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a good one
Scuba_Moth ยท 2651 points ยท Posted at 14:27:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: That's what I'm saying, Pat! If your parents got to meet a real dummy, they'd realize what a genius you really are!
Patrick: But don't genius live in a lamp? And besides, we don't know any dumb people.
Imperium_Dragon ยท 1859 points ยท Posted at 16:55:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also:
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
cuts to milk spilling
aqua995 ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is even better in German.
"Meine Gedankengรคnge sind mysteriรถs und komplex."
Most quoted scene ever.
JesterBlackrain ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 22:14:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually even better:
"Meine geistig, moralischen Mechanismen sind mysteriรถs und komplex."
NewAccForThoughts ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 00:22:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Which roughly translates to
My spiritual and moral mechanisms are mysterious and complex
Edit: Wrote "komplex" the german way instead of "complex" the english way
ThePowerfulHamster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:30:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a translation for komplex?
NewAccForThoughts ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:32:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the same, just with a different letter
it means complex, i just derped
Shadowreaper666 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:12:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just more komplex
ThePowerfulHamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know I was trying to be funny
Gemuese11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:11:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing ever
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/7ShP5QLeBgk
aqua995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You are absolutely right. I try to remember it.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:49:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why
CurryInAHurry00 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:12:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roughly translates to: "The inner machinations of my mind are an Enigma."
KerbalSpaceExplorer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
der_iraner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Meine geistig moralischen Mechanismen sind mysteriรถs und komplex."
MY_SUPER_SUIT_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:36:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wat
thatJainaGirl ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:46:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
PM_Me_Them_Butts ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:44:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First thought," Well this is strange."
1/2 way through," I'm not sure if I'm afraid or totally in love with this guy."
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it
Imperium_Dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
SavvySillybug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a way to turn off annotations by default...? Half of Youtube seems to abuse the feature.
Grunzelbart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plugins
I had one in Chrome But can't recommend any atm because the New YouTube sucks (as is tradition) and my old Extension only seemed to make it worse
LifeWaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if I loved it or hated it. I'll need to show this to the wife later
akirartist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it :(
Imperium_Dragon ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:59:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's trying to make himself sound smart, but really he's dumb.
rlrgr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:21:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But the statement holds true because his mind is full of nonsense
cnaiurbreaksppl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:46:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly
idontcareforkarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The spilt milk makes it too
EveryGoodUNWasTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He has complex motives.
[deleted] ยท 440 points ยท Posted at 16:31:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Patrick, your genuis is showing!
Patrick: Where??
BoogsterSU2 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he said "penis." O_O
RespiteRequiem ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:58:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the same episode
Patrick crying at Spongebob's feet
"Patrick, you forgot how to eat again! Come on we'll get the funnel!"
"No it's not that Spongebob."
"Darn I like the funnel...."
And also in that episode
Patrick produces piece of paper
"Look, a note!"
Holds up photo of musical note
"Yeah but turn it over, there's a letter."
Picture of the letter "B"
acuallytristram ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:47:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, that's right, we don't have a son
moarroidsplz ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:10:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That episode pissed me off. Patrick was such a dick to poor Spongebob.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So much of my childhood angst is being resolved in this thread and I don't even know.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's honestly one of my favorite lines right there
XenuLies ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, this whole time I thought he was saying Lab.
raq0916 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:57:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember having that episode on my VideoNow and I found that so funny as a kid I would repeat that line over and over
Nova-Prospekt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:02:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg. You just made me realise that he said "live in a lamp" and not "live in a lab". That makes the joke like 5x funnier
naphini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, they're kind of related:
WinterfreshWill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought he was saying lab rather than lamp. Now I get the joke.
3EyedPanda ยท 6565 points ยท Posted at 16:02:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite is when SpongeBob & Patrick get paint on Mr Krabs' first dollar. They try everything and can't get it off. Spongebob hits it with a bat or something and Patrick says "we're not cavemen, we have technology!" before smashing a computer over it.
shennenali ยท 2674 points ยท Posted at 17:38:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?
Patrick: Oh I know! TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!
Luigi9990 ยท 2023 points ยท Posted at 18:25:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger.
Patrick: Nonsense! starts pumping air into bubble
XenuLies ยท 847 points ยท Posted at 20:21:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Opens lid, sending droplet of paint into the air
"Plop"
Droplet of paint bounces off of tiny tarp
"Plop-Plop-Plop-Plop-Plop-Plop-Plop--Plop"
Droplet of paint perfectly ricochets off of the 7 other tarps in a circle, before returning into the paint can
"Well that was a ripoff"
taco_tuesdays ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 01:32:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's be honest this episode was a goldmine
Sammyboy616 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:10:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Along with most of the first few seasons.
[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 01:06:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
carefull spongbob,carefull spongbob,carefull spongbob,CAREFULL SPNOGEBOB!!!!
Patrick the lids already off
Oh now its my turn
Pullz out an ax and tries to chop the can in half
SadGhoster87 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:11:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This episode gave a lot of children anxiety attacks.
FlameSpartan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:34:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Careful*
killerkram ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:35 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My turn!
โ
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:10:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is far and away my favorite spongebob episode
saxophone_singh ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:43:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was literally non stop with the jokes in that episode. Not my previous dollar... Ama. Right up to I really gotta say it not spray it.
Treemeister_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:05:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pretty damn good one, up there with Squilliam Returns and Frankendoodle
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:12:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no.
Ohhh no.
You've done it.
You've attracted...
The memes!
The_Monsters_Inside ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:02:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PATRICK NO!
Bubble explodes
OctagonalHumanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
paints all the walls entirely, missing every decoration
Garrus_Vakarian__ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:54:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Patrick no!!!
twizler85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nonsense
lordhamwallet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When he slowly sticks the end of the paintbrush in the hole on the front of his face and pulls out a gigantic tuft of nose hair.
McLovin804 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This exchange has me laughing in tears every time.
Wet_Celery ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:55:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOO
WaffleMonster42 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
proceeds to blow second bubble
RosieeB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-Spongebob beating stained dollar bill with a club- Patrick: SPONGEBOB. WE'RE NOT. CAVEMEN. We have technology! -patrick starts bashing dollar bill with a computer
delighted-fork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This episode gave me so much anxiety :(
kittychanboo ยท 547 points ยท Posted at 21:05:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Careful spongebob..... SpongeBob be careful..... CAREFUL SPONGEBOB CAREFUL BE CAREFUL SPONGEBO-" "Patrick i'm already done."
Mah_Young_Buck ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 21:47:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY TURN!"
smashes paint can with battleaxe
Kyanpe ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:10:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you hurry it up? I'm all out of time cards."
Moose_And_Mug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh... Well, now it's my turn! pulls out battle-ax and swings at can of paint
TheMaroonAxeman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:03:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the best part!
SpongeBob: Patrick the lids already off.
Patrick: oh. Now it's my turn! (Proceeds to bang on paint can with giant axe)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
WalrusMasterRace ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from the porn parody?
GrippyT ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:58:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looking back on that show now that I'm older, the writing was super witty and intelligent.
littlebloodmage ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
My favorite was when Spongebob tries to hide the dollar and this happens:
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing there?
Spongebob: Oh you know, just hangin' around...
Patrick: Boo!
SKazoroski ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:46:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs' fault! If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place!...I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would
SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.
Patrick: I don't see where you're going with this...hey, a dollar!
Kharn0 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:11:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
proceeds to use dollar on vending machine
Zivuhz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:50:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The most memorable SpongeBob moment for me. That, and also my favorite Patrick line for just being so random:
brandonjeffi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this in real life all the time!
Sugar_buddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:47:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my favorite episode. Gold, every line.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES. THIS.
freshiest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha yes, that moment of silence afterward. That show was so well written with amazing comedic timing and being able to appeal to every age
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this thread
PositivelyErect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they got that from zoolander ?
anthonys_white_ass ยท 859 points ยท Posted at 15:59:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"See ya later, Bran Flakes!"
jelvinjs7 ยท 610 points ยท Posted at 16:14:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what a nice cereal box."
BilBoSwagginS-28 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hits pole
"Sorry there young lady! Whadda fox.."
PM_ME_YOUR_FELINE ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:36:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you link to this scene?
notanamateur ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:01:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/5VkdY_07r7o
SearMeteor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:02:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its an actual cereal now. My store sells it, cant not think of this every time I see it.
FoxyGrampaw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:09:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bran Flakes. Bold new taste. Bran Flakes."
TornadoofDOOM ยท 851 points ยท Posted at 16:28:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
[deleted] ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 20:20:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just LOVE this quote. Then later, you actually get to see them pushing the town somewhere else lol, it's priceless.
mega_blunder ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:15:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
then the worm falls onto the location they moved the town to, smooth
Haltgamer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:43:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is a strange scene, considering the change in scale with it.
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know, even as a kid that sort of ruined it for me.
purechaos123 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:14:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That idea may just be crazy enough.... TO GET US ALL KILLED!
PShireman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:37:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE SHOULD DIG A MOAT
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:04:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We should call my grandson!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:20:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooouuuuuchh
MarcelToing ยท 581 points ยท Posted at 16:21:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're from the pet hospital down the street and we're getting reports of a dying animal on the premises..."
bowenoutofstyle ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 22:31:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Band geeks is easily my favorite episode
Connor4Wilson ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:06:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
out of all the memories Band Geeks is the one episode that I'm definitely going to watch later today
bowenoutofstyle ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 00:53:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FLAG TWIRLERS, COME ON! FASTER! FASTER!" flag twirlers spin the flags so fast, they become propellers, pulling them into the air, steering straight into a Zeppelin, and exploding over bikini bottom..
Squidward's blank face remains neutral as he quietly assumes the fetal position on the ground in defeat.
Connor4Wilson ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 02:21:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dont forget the one trumpet player playing the memorial song as everyone else takes off their hats and puts their hands over their hearts
bowenoutofstyle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:13:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha "taps," yes indeed a great part
Connor4Wilson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:21:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aah ok thanks, always wondered what it was called
tomtomtumnus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:55:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trumpet riff is Taps
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never quite understood why he was doing that.
ConnerKid ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 23:17:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no he's hot!
destroyerofking ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 00:49:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's from Squilliam Returns. Another great episode.
SadGhoster87 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:42:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I just now get that
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:56:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE BA BA BA.......THE BA BA BA.....
CloudSailor ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:34:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took me way to long to realize that the joke was supposed to be that Squidward's clarinet playing sounds like a dying animal
Kyanpe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:15:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I JUST REALIZED THIS OMG. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FUNNY BECAUSE SQUIDWARD SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE.
DinoRaawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I tell my sister this every time she sings.
GuiltyBoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:43:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was playing my clarinet.."
Straightretaliation ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 17:08:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: I LOVE KARATAYE!
Mr. Krabs: I LOVE MONEY-AYE!
Squidward: I hate all of you.
enragedtortoise ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:36:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one's my favorite because it encapsulates what all of these characters are about.
BCGNick ยท 1282 points ยท Posted at 14:41:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick
[deleted] ยท 673 points ยท Posted at 16:24:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who ever is the owner of the white sedan you left your light on"-Patrick.
TehSalmonOfDoubt ยท 369 points ยท Posted at 18:10:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
womp womp womp womp womp womp....
woooooo ooooommmmm maaaaaaaaawwwwww wwwwp
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:52:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG MEATY CLAWS
Aztec_Reaper ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:06:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What'd ya say, punk?
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:46:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG
cheesellama_thedevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEATY
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:04:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CLAAAAWS
Aztec_Reaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hops down from seat
these claws aren't just for attracting mates
DrakeFeatherwing ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 08:23:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CRAB CLAWS
MrThom_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure there was another thing before the woooooo ooooommmmm maaaaaaaaawwwwww wwwwp like i think:
womp~ woooooo ooooommmmm maaaaaaaaawwwwww wwwwp.
DrakeFeatherwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Something about shin-kicking, and Patrick kicking Sandy in the back of the leg... They tussle, take it outside, Patrick makes a loud BELLOWING sound and walks in with the trombone encased around him, notes playing as he walks back in.
branden_kozicki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it.
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was perfect. I could hear it.
RiceBaker100 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This entire scene killed me when I re-watched it recently. I've never had a cartoon make me laugh like that in ages.
Slash_Raptor ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 14:46:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Patrick, and horseradish is not an instrument either.
Skanky ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It's mayonnaise, not horseradishJust never mind me
Slash_Raptor ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:56:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
First he asks if mayonnaise is an instrument and Squidward tells him it isn't. Then he raises his hand to ask another question and Squidward answers before Patrick can ask if horseradish is an instrument.
Skanky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit. You're right. I'm still working off the alcohol from last night.
filthyluca ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it tartar sauce?
runhaterand ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
raises hand again
Horseradish isn't an instrument either.
lowers hand
BakulaSelleck92 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do instruments of torture count?
xRhavagex ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:16:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is relevant to your interests.
seeemone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:40:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work at a music store, and I hear this at least once a week. I still laugh every time.
PM_ME_YOUR_H0NKERS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it is an instrument.
MtnDew_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was voted most musical for superlatives in my senior yearbook with a girl and we held mayonnaise and horseradish. A sadly small number of people got the joke
LevitatingSponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
EccentricFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's always a line I love to throw into meetings and what not when the mood's low.
atfouch15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:45 on October 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Patrick, horse radish isn't an instrument either." -squidward
UglierThanMoe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, it's a gender!"
- Tumblr
[deleted] ยท 6322 points ยท Posted at 14:31:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
DoctorDrMD ยท 2245 points ยท Posted at 17:20:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/Politics unofficial motto.
[deleted] ยท 391 points ยท Posted at 17:57:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I read public headlines!"
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:58:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just the headlines! And the top comment, and then I vote!"
_thisisadream_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:32:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Redditor's motto
3058248 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:55:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah they turned against public radio when it wasn't favorable to Sanders.
guitar_vigilante ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:47:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really? I've found public radio, at least the podcasts by npr, to be pretty well against the ideas espoused by /r/politics
few_boxes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:38:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like Huffington Post and Breitbart.
Mail_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DoctorDrMD eh? So..you're a plumber?
DoctorDrMD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wannabe cop
EuroBronco ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trump2016
Dzjill ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 22:40:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward had some of the best lines those first few seasons, movie included.
"Who's gonna sign my paycheck!?"
GoldenGuy444 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:38:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Sackyhack ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:48:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which episode is this from?
Twinkie4sho ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:51:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from the first movie, I believe.
Aqwardturtle ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 22:41:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so the final episode
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:59:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
correct! It's when plankton is trying to lie to squiderman
0utlander ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 16:18:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated gem
AmBozz ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 17:04:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
4000 Updogs.
Gregrox ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 17:11:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
what's up, dog?
[deleted] ยท 317 points ยท Posted at 17:13:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not much, you?
TheySayItDonBLikItIs ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:12:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone call the police, I just witnessed a fucking murder
Reignbow97 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:21:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose!
LEEVINNNN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHAHAHA AHAHAHA, It's a giraffe!
luism819 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not much, you?
neon_cabbage ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not much, you?
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not much, you?
23baseball3 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dad... please stop
ThatOneLegion ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:29:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a big ol' downdog
Threeedaaawwwg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:12:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A big uppupper
moremysterious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotcha!
OreoObserver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Updog's been compromised.
bluepie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gotcha!!
ahhpoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"say, what's a dog?"
lava172 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's not underrated in this thread but it's not a spongebob quote you hear too often
mmazurr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, I forgot about this line until just now. There's a million other Spongebob quotes that get thrown around every day.
MegaGuy28 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:30:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the only one who appreciates this underrated gem.
proceeds to hold up copy of Super Mario Brothers
Nick_is_a_Genius ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:34:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAY underrated, apparently. That might be one of the few quotes I don't remember! Anyone remember what episode it's from?
Brodoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The movie, squidward to plankton.
Fishbread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from the first movie when Squidward finds out Plankton's plan
Nick_is_a_Genius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! I remember now. Thanks!
Realhuman221 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode was that?
Jackson20Bill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's from the first movie
I-Do-Doodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The first movie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which episode was that
Inkertus_0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want that clip. Google has failed me.
Tssunder ยท 4878 points ยท Posted at 16:18:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man Ray: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
Patrick: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Man Ray: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Patrick: Nope, it's not mine.
Man Ray: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to who?
Man Ray: Aren't you, Patrick Star?
Patrick: Yup.
Man Ray: And this is your ID.
Patrick: Yup.
Man Ray: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
Patrick: That makes sense to me.
Man Ray: Then take it.
Patrick: It's not my wallet.
Man Ray: YOU DIM-BULB! TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!
rainbowdashtheawesom ยท 3228 points ยท Posted at 16:41:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man Ray: "What's in this box anyway?!"
Patrick: "My wallets"
F-0X ยท 641 points ยท Posted at 18:22:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that was the best part
RaisinSwords ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 04:29:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a well timed callback always gets a laugh out of me.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:22:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This line always kills me.
I-Do-Doodles ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:54:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ahhh! Spongebob, tickle him!!!"
thestickystickman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HA HA HA HA HAAAA
HO HO HO HO HOOO
HE HE HE HE HEEEE
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Slimy_Shart_Socket ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 00:55:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPq165j9DgY
incase anyone wants to see it.
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:26:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I need to watch more SpongeBob.
Ahdilable ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:05:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This fuckin kills me every time without fail. The setup is perfect.
FantasticHamburguesa ยท 350 points ยท Posted at 17:51:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MA-MA-MA-MAA-MA-MA-MAA-MA-MAA!!!!!!
FRO-FRO-FRO-FROO-FRO-FRO-FROO-FRO-FROO!!!
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:24:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE ORB OF CONFUSION
Kyanpe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:14:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Checked for the right number of MAs. You passed.
This-Is-Not-A-Drill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe patrick helped write Madness
FantasticHamburguesa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
~Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mad mad mad ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mad mad mad~
BoogsterSU2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that a real song?
Liberty_Waffles ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:27:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its going to drive me moderately nuts until I figure out what scene that is from.
lava172 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:14:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link
BoTheBrute ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:04:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww, they cut out the laughing manray parts =\
GoodBananaPancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At the end of that clip, what's the last word that Partick shouts out after getting hit by the bowling ball? I can't make it out, it sounds like 'Finland'??
lava172 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it's Finland
GoodBananaPancakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh... wait, what's the reference to that?
Rokusi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it was a non-sequitur.
EpicRedditor34 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 19:28:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The socialism gif of this is hilarious
IamprisonmikeAMA ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:28:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Hillary Clinton one was pretty good too
https://imgur.com/gallery/6zqUwHN
M002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
love this one.
salamenceftw ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:08:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
OccupyMyBallSack ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:26:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/ZigzagDamagedBarracuda
SadGhoster87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:27:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect loop
tacoshell98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link?
thestickystickman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/ZigzagDamagedBarracuda
Tomnnn ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's my favorite part
Secret_Muffin ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:15:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized that he called him a dim bulb cause he isn't bright. I also may not be the brightest of bulbs.
kieko891 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make that two of us
Reignbow97 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Make that four of us
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, sorry I'm late
Pperson25 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:09:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
inb4 one of the Venezuala gifs
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:21:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the context for this scene again?
Tssunder ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They try to make manray a good person basically.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
elykl12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which episode is this from?
Tssunder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:28:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Season 2
Episode 31
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 3
elykl12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
Billybluballs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That whole episode is so damn good. Probably one of the best.
A_maxican123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Move this comment to the top, I DIE every time I see this
Barfalimue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good people don't rip other people's arms off"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://gfycat.com/MarvelousDeficientErmine
cannedseagulls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched this today, one of my favorite episodes especially when manray takes off his helmet and there's nothing underneath
abeans07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Agree. This part had me in tears.
Ghostkid46714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even Better.
CarshayD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually dropped my wallet behind me one time without realizing it and my brother picks it up and says "you dropped your wallet" and I smiled and said the next line, he instantly lit up when he realized what I was referencing and we reenacted the whole thing.
frozen1267 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically every public job ever.
TheChandraraj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that manray is voiced by Gimli makes this even better
dogboyboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:01:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link
handkurtchief ยท 772 points ยท Posted at 16:02:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one--"
EbenumStudios ยท 225 points ยท Posted at 16:29:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HELP, HELP!
torrance93 ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 17:19:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG!
Jax3636 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:50:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't you see we're closed?!
tJa_- ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:45:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG!
BecomingTheArchtype ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CANT YOU SEE WHERE CLOSED
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:21:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:22:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked with food and would always say this when someone ordered fries
handkurtchief ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:04:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also work with food, my personal favorite work quote is "Two sa-lads"
hmmcn ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:46:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a sal-ad?
IraqiTaxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:23 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What in the name of Davy Jones is sa-lad?
heroin__addict ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:11:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rev up those anti depressants because i sure am ready to fucking kill myself
Orangebuscus8 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:25:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me_irl
LeaderFuzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Help! Help!
Ochidi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And then he was never heard from again.
WeirdestCousinEd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cackle every damn time.
Schuey94 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:50:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No one ever knows what I'm referring to when I quote this.
Minty_beard ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 17:44:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And welcome to championship boxing!"
"Well at least it's not actually about boxes..."
Two boxes smashing into each other in a ring
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:36:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I swear, the things on TV in that show were some of the best parts.
Luigimario280 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 04:57:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you feel?"
"Like one of those hip young old folls from a soda commercial."
IT'S RADICAL!
explosion
RADICAL!
gulp gulp gulp
explosion
DRINK IT
crazed3raser ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:31:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gary! I was just watching the sports channel!
Wintar_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:08:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I only just realized what that joke is.
Wow spongebob..
vsimon115 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i give up"
OctagonalHumanist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I give upโฆ
bsg6515 ยท 753 points ยท Posted at 15:48:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
Edit: well he was holding a wrench when he said it so I'm gonna keep it as "leak"
oliveoyl69 ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 17:32:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FINLAND!"
avatam123 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:56:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My text tone
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't get that one
oliveoyl69 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:25:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick gets hit on the head a couple times and he says stupid things
jmajewski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:11:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that I had to go far down to find this one really shows how utterly fantastic that show was.
deepfreeze66 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:54:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought he meant leek, not leak, and was very confused. Thank you for fixing this for me.
Darthd101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You could say he fixed the leak.
g0atmeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID! For some reason I always heard it as "leech man" or something like that.
RobPhanDamn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Be careful with that thing! Who knows what'll happen!"
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:55:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
local-wizards ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:33:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*leak
Darth_Mufasa ยท 2177 points ยท Posted at 15:58:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly"
I use this in my life all the time
TheFoxGoesMoo ยท 521 points ยท Posted at 17:01:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
anchovies
Quantum429 ยท 301 points ยท Posted at 17:48:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAAANNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHOOOOVVVIIIEESS
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:48:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEEP
zw1ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES MR. SQUIDWARD!
SadGhoster87 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 03:40:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaand from Spongebob memories to Phineas & Ferb memories in one word.
FickleDickory ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Until I worked in a tourist destination that regularly got busloads of midwestern old people, I never truly understood this scene.
redspartan927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward's nasaly voice: What?
Curlysnail ยท 256 points ยท Posted at 16:58:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ANCHOVIES
APPLEZACKS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:53:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More like.... anchovies
barberererer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ANCHOOOVVIEEEESSS
is this big enough
YouNerdAssRetard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I am at work and see a rush coming outside the door. I yell out ANCHOVIES.
lilswagboy ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:49:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever me and my friends smell weed we say this
--BR549-- ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:08:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PU. What smells like big business?
matega ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:02:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: in Hungarian anchovies are called "szardella", which happens to begin with the Hungarian word for shit ("szar"). It made this even funnier.
Lechewguh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME TOO :)!!!
thedankbank1021 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:56:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect description of weed.
Aleblanco1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came looking for this!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I used that yesterday when we were passing the marsh on the way to the shore! It always smells like sulfur and dead crabs.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was the thread about bad sex. Was very confused when reading the second sentence.
RossTempleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN YOU SMEEEEELLLLL
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Husband and I say it all the time too!
frank_da_tank99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this all the time as well, and no one's ever knows what I'm referencing, even people who like SpongeBob, so thanks for making me feel not crazy
vensmith93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I use this to indicate that we smell weed. Alternatively, we will swap out "Smell" with other words like "Feel"
RayNarv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the stoner
NicCageOrGTFO ยท 722 points ยท Posted at 15:56:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eghhh squidward.. eghhh squidward..
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 22:17:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found it
Doesn't actually go on for that long, the person who made this looped it at the end.
Tetriscuit ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 00:08:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The floating in circles for no reason always cracked me up.
ShamelessDistraction ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:12:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can still hear it...
cclan2 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:29:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always lose my shit when he starts orbiting Squidward
ZeaMaysEverta ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:35:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this to myself all too often
BryceMuldoon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:18:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's more like "Nyea squid ward, Nyea squid ward"
TheMaroonAxeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode is this from?
grayleikus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the Strike episode
Djd33j ยท 701 points ยท Posted at 16:41:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium. Bombs!
N is for no survivors!
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 17:53:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When you're...
Plankton that's not what FUN is about!
Analog-Digital ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:22:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wanted to know what the rest of that sentence would be.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:06:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard that it was "when you're on a killing spree" but never got a source.
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Headcanon
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds evil enough to me
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:41:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have too.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:00:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I always thought it was when you"... drop them would finish the thought.
CupWalletTiger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... having fun?
Kotakia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always said "when you're as small as me" in my made up lyrics for it.
YoshiXIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some made up lyrics at my school were "when everything goes wrong" which wasn't bad because it almost rhymed.
ajkoch16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've always thought it's "When you've won the war"
DerekAllenDean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My thought was "when you burn down the whole city"
It makes sense.
SuperPvtJose ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:35:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F is for Friends who do stuff together!
U is for yoU and me!
N is for aNywhere and aNytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
ahyler10 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:20:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton! That's not what fun is all about. Try it like this: F is for frolicking through all the flowers, U is for Ukulele, N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand-licking here with my best buddy!
omegaxysgaming ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:10:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend that used the whole song for his poetry project. We had to come up with a meaning for what we picked and say it in front of the class.
The meaning he came up with was "Even the best friendships can spiral to horrible conflict."
zoro4661 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:53:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In germany he said "N is for Nuclear weapon arsenal".
God I miss that show.
jangxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
U is for Unfair and fights
BobartTheCreator2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to ask my mom what a uranium bomb was after this episode
Stratengar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PLANKTON!
GoddamnSusanBoyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F is for friends who are no strangers to love
U is for U know the rules and so do I
N is for Never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down
PhilliPhanatic ยท 885 points ยท Posted at 16:08:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Spongebob has to be in two places at once with Sandy and Mr. Krabs, he is leaving Sandy and says:
"I... uhhh... need to get a haircut!!"
Sandy then says:
"Spongebob doesn't have hair... OR DOES HE???"
I-Do-Doodles ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's from the episode where Bikini Bottoms version of Shamoo was crying and everyone in town was looking for whoever caused it. Spongebob thought he was guilty because he threw a peanut, but it was really Mr. Krabs who stole it's egg because it was Free Day.
SadGhoster87 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:43:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TheShadowQuill ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:46:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shampu.
2SP00KY4ME ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:08:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's from the episode where he gets the giant inflatable muscle arms. He asks Sandy how to get buff and she shows him the 'arm cruncher'.
dibetta ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 17:19:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ur duz e"
runhaterand ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:33:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just got that
The_Kind_Sage ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:08:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't, what's the joke?
runhaterand ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:09:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pubes
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:56:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spongepubes
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:36:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongepubes Hairinhispants
KlassikKiller ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What color would Spongebob's pubes be?
fireork12 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 20:38:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck
KlassikKiller ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:43:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You say that because we really have no clue, right?
XeNfO ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:49:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Green.
over8000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:32:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
yeah that actually makes sense, like the rough side of a yellow sponge...
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 20:46:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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KlassikKiller ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:16:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Inb4guydoesn'tknowI'mjustfuckingwithhim.
Triquetra4715 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda
SadGhoster87 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:44:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know you want the answer. You know you always wondered.
You know... you... did...
sensually licks forehead
barberererer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:16:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well.. his eyebrows are jet black.. does he have a jet black bush?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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KlassikKiller ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:32:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your pubes sound truly beautiful.
32Dog ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:54:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truly one of God's most impressive creations
TundieRice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:22:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like slightly burnt toast?
Cahillguy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:03:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/evenwithcontext
ianthebalance ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:16:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wrong episode. That quote is from the Clamu episode
SnakeIce30 ยท 467 points ยท Posted at 16:13:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob- "I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!"
Patrick- "Take it easy, it's just a drawing"
ImpossibleSausage ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically anytime somebody draws a Steven Universe character a different way
SaxMan100 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:40:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEHOY MINOY
QwertMuenster ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 17:51:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "We'll probably get 40 lashes!"
Patrick: "Ohh no!"
Thought bubble shows Patrick with 40 eyelashes
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:10:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ooohhh fuck I see the double meaning now. So good.
--BR549-- ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:15:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That whole episode was pure gold.
waterlord ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:15:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours sure as hell isn't.
QwertMuenster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:07 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You must be fun at parties.
DyllonStejakoski ยท 467 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: "I WENT TO COLLEGE!"
Dzjill ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:05:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode was this?
DyllonStejakoski ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:17:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imitation Krabs and Plankton!, I think. There might be more instances, I could've sworn I remembered it as a running gag of sorts.
Dzjill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, I see. I thought you had said Patrick said it at first, not Plankton, hence my confusion.
EnclaveHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also in the videogame lights camera pants if you are losing as plankton
CentaurOfDoom ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:53:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/IAmVerySmart
SN00P1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I should've gotten the turbo
ffejbos ยท 856 points ยท Posted at 15:56:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Liar liar plants for hire."
SpongeBob: "It's pants on fire Patrick"
Patrick: "Well you would know......liar"
Ghost_of_Castro ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:10:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remarkably witty for Patrick
MrThom_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:27:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I stopped using this IRL. thanks for the reminder OP
ffejbos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
liar liar u/MrThom_ for hire
MrThom_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:43:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh, so now i'm a plant?
HeliumPaper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
More specifically, a fruit.
MrThom_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ah yes. the MrThom_ fruit. Makes sense now.
TheRainbowNoob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:47:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Delightfully juicy
MrThom_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:07:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
indeed. can confirm. am MrThom_ fruit
Imnotreallytrying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this one all the time. Up vote for you.
[deleted] ยท 451 points ยท Posted at 16:26:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The sign says kitchen, but my heart says, jail."
WarlordMWD ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 17:20:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A stooove... is a stooove... no matter where you goooo...
mwil0615 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A patty is a patty... That's what I saaaaaaay
lamyrtilleverte ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:57:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A grill is a grill... this is surely so-o-o-o...
Fenderbender2204 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:11:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And fries... will be fries... either WAAAAAY
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:24:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But this grill is not a home! This is not the stove I knooooooow!
WoolSmith ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:51:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would take it all away, if you'd come back to staaaaaay
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:26:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This kitchen's not the same without you!
axea30 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:22:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its just a greasy, just a greasy spoon, without you~~
KiKenTai ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:44:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it Reddit!
hassanzahid1999 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 05:46:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all didn't do shit
SadGhoster87 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:45:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
transitions to Con Air
MDPPatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting chills thinking of this
kokovo12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't watched that episode in years and I fucking sang it in my head in their voices. Thank you. <3
OctagonalHumanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:51:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's just a grill, it's just a greasy spooooonโฆ
themenace95 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:04:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been making burgers for five years and trying to get out of the industry for 4 years now; this is more accurate then people know
jdennison101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This grill is not a home! This is not the stove I know!
Mrwatsaslime ยท 2294 points ยท Posted at 15:09:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG"
[deleted] ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 15:40:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That joke never gets old.
girthytaquito ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 16:45:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
~meta~
w00tious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:55:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
Dordor17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:52:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE SAID ~META~
SadGhoster87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:47:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I SAID HE SAID
~META~
TehDragonGuy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:36:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No you didn't.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I SAID
HE SAID
~ M E T A ~
King_under_the_hill ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:47:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
meta intensifies
jackjack012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode's that from?
marpro15 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:25:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
from a lot of episodes, it's a running gag.
GuyFromMN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:05:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a kid with cancer
TheSkyCrusader ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:51:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY EYES
DinoRawr9000 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:27:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'BALD, BALD, BALD.'
OctagonalHumanist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thinning!
buffbodhotrod ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:15:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a newer episode recently, which they mostly suck these days, but the guy was ordering at the kk and something happens to his arm (I can't exactly remember) and he walks off very calmly saying, "my hand.. my hand.. also my leg!" When nothing had happened to his leg. I thought it was a great throw back to the joke.
GhoughSloop ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:09:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alternatively: "MEIN LEBEN"
WaitTilUSeeMyDick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wolf3D?
GhoughSloop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Correct.
hakuna_tamata ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:14:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Wilhelm scream of the spongebob world
VTMongoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg it totally is
MyOldNameSucked ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This joke was left out of the Dutch dub unfortunately. So many good jokes got lost in translation.
AndyGHK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:20:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Revv up those friers, because I sure am hungry for one--help, HELP?!
AShirtlessGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:08:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My LAYG
ArchangelReaper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My face, my face! Also my leg, but mostly my face!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My husband didn't grow up watching Spongebob, so he only watched the show for the first time last year and said he never noticed the "my leg" guy in the background of almost every damn episode. So for anyone that didn't catch it while watching Spongebob, here ya go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-661oLevE
WontonDesire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Rev up those friers!"
Satium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came looking for this
Lord_Vinton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY EYES
twostroke1 ยท 6754 points ยท Posted at 14:35:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're good, you're good, you're good!" continues to tear apart the ship on the side of a rock
[deleted] ยท 1966 points ยท Posted at 16:22:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That whole episode was comedy gold.
Marzman315 ยท 1261 points ยท Posted at 16:53:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait! I have an idea.
What is it?
Let's leave.
torrance93 ยท 979 points ยท Posted at 17:10:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But the only way out is through the... perfume department!
WhiskyAtNoon ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 23:06:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love the part where the hand pulls away Patrick's gas mask to spray him in the face.
torrance93 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:05:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol yeah, I love the part where Patrick has to drag Spongebob.
Rys0n ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 19:32:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I seem to remember the perfume department scene getting cut from some re-runs, probably to save time for commercials. It's such a shame... Unless I'm just imagining it, but I'm pretty sure that i was mad about it as a kid.
Blizz310 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 22:46:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That scene is amazing, if anyone ever cuts it from anything I'll shank a bitch.
imbored04 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:05:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RemindMe! 1 day
Chengweiyingji ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:15:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You will be reminded on July 18th at 8:15 pm.
Rys0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:01:59 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And by anything, you of course refer to the one episode that contains it.
ghill04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:46:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I also remember this, they would go right to commercial and come back and they'd be out
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was fucking furious the first time I saw that scene, looking back I still don't see why.
Rys0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:47 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother issues?
SwingSetHero ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:23:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can no longer walk through the perfume department of a store without thinking about that scene.
Garizondyly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems we have reached an impasse.
smallz86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lets. Leave.
FTFY
Childish_Username ยท 1647 points ยท Posted at 16:56:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
oliveoyl69 ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 17:29:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOO DA LEELOO DA DUU DAHHH AH
teunw ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:04:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahahhahahhahahhaha
stgeorge1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:45:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, that'll do.
SterlingManta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Phychic_Killer ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:18:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think you need a ringtone friend: https://soundcloud.com/nbgmusicyt/ringtoneleedle
agx ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:10:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im replying so i can save this later..
FygarDL ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:00:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a save button for comments
ErsatzCats ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:35:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The episode is "Shanghaied" for anyone looking for it. One of my favorites.
Wrecking_Ball34 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:46:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You get three wishes.
Make it five!
Four.
Three! Take it or leave it.
drmehmetoz ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward!!! The sky just had a baby from my cereal box!
Mariomaster2015 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:43:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think The Flying Dutchman has ever been in a bad SpongeBob episode.
hwarming ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:39:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one where he's living with Spongebob is kinda eh, lot of disturbing imagery too
STUFF416 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:08:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything after season three doesn't count.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:44:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Although anything including and after movie 2 has Hillenberg back as active showrunner
STUFF416 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:10:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Has the quality returned? I hope it has, but I remain skeptical.
kimjongrichard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The one where they accidentally shave his beard with a lawn mower was trash
Homem_da_Carrinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:56 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob vs The Big One
friday6700 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:39:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yarr, Pink One is right.
AG9090 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:52:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10/10. No doubt about it.
EVILEMU ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:40:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The perfume department!
ianthebalance ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its is my top 3 favorite episodes :D
fedemasa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:56:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Other two? Mine are band of geeks and mermaid man and pinacle boy 3๐
ianthebalance ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:22:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mine are Band Geeks and Hibernation
fedemasa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:31:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a 10/10 for me, the "dirty dan" moment was hilarious
Broodd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:13:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, I'll get to the bottom of this!"
"Wouldn't that be the top?"
CrimnsonRed ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wish we knew about that earlier.
thefarsideinside ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that episode is legendary
TooMuchChaos2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole show was comedy gold.
picasso_penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the episode with;
"Oh east! I thought you said weeast"
Tall0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: A lot of dorks.
Flying Dutchman: Yeah, but they're my dorks.
Slimy_Shart_Socket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't happen to know the Season/Episode # do you? I gotta rewatch it.
SinceBecausePickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite episode of anything ever.
Frosted_Anything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus the mall perfume scene is the hardest lil' me laughed probably ever
ImprovingKodiak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Status report!" "The whole ship is under water, captain!"
Alienstrawberry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FRUIT PREVENTS SCURVY
phohunna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which one was it? Thanks
paramoreconverses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
East? I thought you said Weast!
luckygazelle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the name of the episode, please?
SirRogers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No wait, it was your mother he said was dirty."
Albiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's the title? I have to rewatch.
CoolestCanadian ยท 803 points ยท Posted at 16:27:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches
Moaglinxx ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:04:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My first car was totaled in an accident a few years ago and when I showed my friend a picture of the wreck this was his response. When he said this there was a short silence followed by uncontrollable laughter, good times.
goldmockingjay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:08:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my fav
Starrust ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say this anytime my gf messes up a parallel park... Or anything else. I'm a bad boyfriend.
procrastimaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The delivery of this line is so perfect too
Bentheweak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:53:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your good! Your good! Your good! Your good!
[deleted] ยท 420 points ยท Posted at 16:28:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Link
cespes ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me or is SpongeBob much faster pace then I remember? In my memory the grinding goes on for like 30 seconds but that was very fast
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
each episode was 11 minutes, so
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:53:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have absolutely no authority in psychology or how the human mind works, but I heard that we tend to remember the more memorable parts of movies and shows to be longer the first time watching them. I've noticed this a lot going back and watching game of thrones and seeing scenes with big reveals or twists not last as long as I rmember.
pebbles256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It happens again in the episode (also from memory)
TotoroTortoise ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 14:40:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is absolutely one of my favs. My husband say it all the time while driving. Haha :)
Lemon_Flavored_Piss ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 17:00:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully minus the destroying vehicle part? Lol
ANUSTART942 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:40:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well the line just wouldn't have the same effect without that part, you know?
usernameforatwork ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:08:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
a nu start or anus tart
FlaflaFlunkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Tobias!
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was just a joke!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:21:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just think, we're all getting so old that we're adults driving around with our spouses and making spongebob jokes.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:00:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck.
Kyanpe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:18:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, when I'm backing up, I'll say out loud "BACKING UP. BACKING UP. BACKING UP." I also frequently use my big toe on the gas.
IraqiTaxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:07 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This and BACKING UP!!!!
dbbost ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 15:26:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Keep going, you're good, you're good... We can buff out those scratches
VolpeD30 ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 16:37:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain we can buff out those scratches
FTFY
SinCitySaint ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:27:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's how nonchalant he sounds saying it that really sells it to me.
"Keep going...you're good... you're good... aaaaaaaaannnnd stop. Don't worry, captain, we'll buff out those scratches."
MRamo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches
FTFY :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:04:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaand stop.
_Iv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:47:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anybody know which season/episode this one is?
Kmlkmljkl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:12:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
shanghaied
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches."
MrLangbyMippets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is me whenever I try to parallel park.
Ladlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yessss I was hoping someone would post this. I was crying the first time i saw that episode back in the day i was laughing so hard.
rigatony96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only other way out is through... The perfume department
Itstheadhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches"
paper_thin_hymn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By far my favorite
seeemone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always say this when helping someone parallel park
ACE-Shellshocked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and I still say this whenever we try to do something delicate involving a vehicle. Like parallel parking and driving in reverse.
PlumbusTechnician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I had four biscuits, then I ate one, now I only have three"
Tarro57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaaaanndd STOP!"
Sneeqo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"its alright captain, we can buff out those scratches"
jchang02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain, we'll huff out those scratches
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aaaand stop"
pbsbqtf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just moved house yesterday.. that quote was heavily used throughout the day. Don't try to fit a square couch through a round door.
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh! We can buff that out!
JimmyFuttbucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually did this to my boss once while she was driving a forklift. Boy, was she pissed.
RegrettableDeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BACKING UP! BACKING UP! BACKING UP!!!
All_The_Numbers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches. My friends and I say this everytime we're in the car and backing up.
thecody17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"10000 paces Weast !"
pork_N_chop ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry Flying Dutchman we can always buff out those scratches.
joann_is_that_you ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches
ShiftyUsmc ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:51:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain well buff out those scratches
inhale7151 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches.
inhale7151 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:55:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Always look before you post
monty624 ยท 223 points ยท Posted at 16:34:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?... I think."
PoopyJuicy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:17:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What episode is this?
MalleHenkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's about a rocket Sandy built, something to do witg moonrocks and aliens.
monty624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Spongebob and Patrick stow away in Sandy's rocket, thinking they've landed on the moon.
Skanky ยท 4525 points ยท Posted at 15:53:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are so many good ones! This is one of my favs:
SpongeBob: We're not doing so well Patrick. We need a better approach; a new tactic.
Patrick: I know, let's get naked!
SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
runhaterand ยท 720 points ยท Posted at 16:40:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't get that
Sceptile90 ยท 2242 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Real estate always fucks people over was the joke, according to an interview.
Fritstopher ยท 590 points ยท Posted at 18:03:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that took me a long time to get. Those writers are some sneaky bastards.
Dob-is-Hella-Rad ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 21:53:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it works on its own just as an absurd kind of thing. I found it hilarious the first time I saw it and I definitely wasn't thinking of this interpretation.
DraconisMarch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:00:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's part of why Spongebob is (or was... post movie shit sucks) so great. It fundamentally appeals to kids but has embedded material for adults to enjoy.
Chengweiyingji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well... They were
Fritstopher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes once season 4 ended the writing went to shit.
CanuckPanda ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:29:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was about sex to get a sale.
Huh, TIL.
Breakfast4 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It is.
CanuckPanda ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:44:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But fucking people over =\= fucking people.
If the interview said it was about the former, then that's not the latter.
GoldenWizard ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 19:13:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of a stretch...
Borrillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pun intended?
Breakfast4 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:23:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure the joke is that realtors bribe people with sex to get the sale done.
PseudoEngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thats what I was thinking. Heard secondhand of a successful young woman who was the "closer" for deals like this. Could be bullshit, but who knows.
Breakfast4 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:35:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is the joke. This is a great example of people upvoting things that are upvoted. They really think the joke is that people get naked to fuck people which fucks people over? What? And yea, it's bullshit most of the time, but that is the joke people always talk about when it comes to making a sale. Sex sells.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
source for the interview?
Sceptile90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
It was a while ago, I'll try and dig up a source.
Edit: Couldn't find one, sorry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, no biggie. When you mentioned it's because Real estate fucks people over, then it just doesn't sound like the type of joke you'd expect from a children's show, even for a "secret adult reference." But I'm just speculating here.
JoshwaarBee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:53:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source? Because I'm pretty sure that's bullshit, and it was just an absurdity.
LORD_SL0TH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck, after all these years it makes sense.
hunter141414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:17:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Patrick being weird/stupid.
cheatplay ยท 205 points ยท Posted at 16:43:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porn.
TryGo202 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:13:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still don't get it. Is that a common porn plot or smth?
moarroidsplz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:05:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone else said
DanRZ ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:16:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Common porn plot.
moarroidsplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People.....watch the plots?
Binary_Omlet ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:33:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course! Visit us over at /r/WatchItForThePlot!
moarroidsplz ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Female Only"
The fuck. Fuck that
IdSmoochALizard ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:05:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're on reddit buddy, don't think there's ever any male posts trending on /r/gonewild
moarroidsplz ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit don't invite me as if I'd care then
IdSmoochALizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not... That's just where the majority of reddit goes for its porn, this site is a sausagefest.
moarroidsplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's not rules about it. And I didn't mean you specifically, I meant that dude who invited me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Posts with females only
drmehmetoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well it's always in the title
Shenanigans22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Porn companies rent/buy real estate exclusively to fuck in.
HisNameWasBoner411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't call it common, but I have seen a shit ton of those the past few years. PropertySex bro
Rabid_Chocobo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:52:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the joke is that the ridiculous "plan" of getting naked was already thought of by Spongebob, so when he refuses the idea, it's not because "No, that's crazy and stupid" it's "No, let's do that later." which is comical
followmecuz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You obviously are not familiar with the "property sex" videos
Shadow_Of_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:37:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom remembers that quote hehe
Taco_Turian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:40:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who knew they could predict a porn fad
[deleted] ยท 1254 points ยท Posted at 14:46:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwhich"
[deleted] ยท 366 points ยท Posted at 17:55:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What'll it be fellers: mustard or ketchup?"
coltscott11 ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 20:52:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slaps knee
Willibles ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:19:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Crazy laughter ensues
Gescalante ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:46:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are they laughing at us?
Xenomorph-79 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:59:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us!
SadGhoster87 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 03:28:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never understood that line.
bstone13201 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:04:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey mister, does that hat take ten gallons?!"
SadGhoster87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YAAAAAAAAAHOOOHOOHOOEY
EnclaveHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rips mouths
DaLB53 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:03:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I lost my fucking shit the first few times i saw that scene
WestcoastCowboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slaps knee
Joseph24689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Knee slapper
TheZombieMolester ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:35:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I commonly say this while driving anything that doesn't require a license, by far one of my favorite qoutes
fieds69 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:54:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought that was good burger
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:59:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They may have taken the quote from good burger but it's right here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4zouH9jOBRw
Sorry for the formatting I'm on mobile
throwaway67163727 ยท 910 points ยท Posted at 16:10:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy Lief Erikson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgen
ErsatzCats ยท 217 points ยท Posted at 20:42:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spongebob,
went to get more giant paper
uhhhh,
Patrick
P.S. Happy Leif Ericsson Day! Yurga hurga dinger"
AndyGHK ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:26:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love even more how Patrick is already in on it.
"PS. Happy Leif Ericsson Day! Yurger Hinder Dinder.
7yearlurkernowposter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:33:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's an actual holiday.
tavissd1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:26:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga- dinga!
pokenuts ยท 883 points ยท Posted at 16:14:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nehoy menoy hoy menoy.
BlindProphet_413 ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 18:33:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You okay Patrick?"
"FINLAND!"
and
"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
YoshiXIII ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:50:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick actually says Finland in a few episodes after he hits his head.
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:29:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
Nypholis ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:45:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nee ha... bala habwa babwa
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:22:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That episode scared me when I was younger.
ArtsyLaVerne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:28:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I actually remember not being allowed to watch this episode as a kid because my parents thought it would scare me. Surprisingly enough it was one of the few things my anxious ass wasn't scared of as a kid, haha.
AndyGHK ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:24:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Any last words, Doodle?
MEHAWHEMAHABEBABOL
...I-I'm sorry, what was that?
Me-haw, hema habebabol?
mogar_was_here ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meรฑoy.
FTFY
swagypotatosnoopdoge ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:34:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
young thug be like
Scrub_Lord_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:50:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's how you spell that.
JDHelle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tha beeginninnngg
flamedarkfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Uh sorry I didn't quite catch that...
xDragod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
๐๏ธ nateotts ยท 2162 points ยท Posted at 14:26:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My personal favorite is "it's not a boulder... It's a rock"
takingitforgranite ยท 1043 points ยท Posted at 14:48:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
dspman11 ยท 251 points ยท Posted at 17:24:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's in great shape!
republiccommando1138 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:23:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE'RE SAVED!
Saved Saved Saved Saved
SavedSaved SavedSaved SavedSavedSavedSavedSaved Saved
Copper_Tango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hold on there, Jethro!
wakingup_withwolves ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:10:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I quoted this scene while hiking one time, even hugged a giant rock and everything. None of my mates laughed, I have new mates now.
takingitforgranite ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:34:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smart move. You don't need that negativity in your life
OldManPhill ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:34:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If your friends cant laugh at spongbob jokes then you need new friends. Good call
Chinhoyi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
good riddance
GoldenWizard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And it's in great shape!
Katagula ยท 343 points ยท Posted at 16:06:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You might like these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIvDtkQ954
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47xwzYGop8
nsm1h55b_S2sH1t ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 22:06:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's Iraq"
Fucking gold.
DonMan8848 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:23:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shhh shhhhhhh
Leecannon_ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:17:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
jakel251 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:52:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are so stupid but it made laugh so hard.
ShhhNoTearsJustDream ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold
MC_Fuzzy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the laughs
MrShartsHimself ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/youtubehaiku
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There have to be more of these somewhere.
TheAsianTroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Both of those edits are fantastic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't stop laughing at the second one.
matticans7pointO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha
lolwuuut ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 15:55:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sobs a great..big..rock
Chengweiyingji ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:28:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
moarroidsplz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:09:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
crying "A ROH-HAH-HUH-HAH-HUH-OCK"
TemptationTV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A big, beautiful, old, hroohohooock!" FTFY
thatwasnotkawaii ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:27:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a boulder!
It's Iraq!
Africa_Whale ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:59:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every bouldering trip I go on with my friends.
"It's right up here! I can see the Boulder!"
"ITSNOTABOULDERITSAROCK"
killbox998 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Boulder takes offense to that statement.
Skaleks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a rock....it's a mineral Marie
ExtraSmooth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use this every time I find my car after searching in a parking lot for a long time.
User-With-No-Name ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No they're called Minerals Marie!"
Oops, wrong show...
rocknotboulder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:28:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same
VampieOreo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This
KlassikKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GTA IV While talking about crack: It's not a rock, it's a freakin boulder!
Dacno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHHAHA ITS A GIRAFFE
Mildly-disturbing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a boulder, it's Iraq"
Heroshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the video where after he says it the boulder turns into a map of Iraq.
tatsuedoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I noticed in a few screenshots later that they sometimes had rocks in the background with a trail behind them as if they had moved.
Terabight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://ifunny.co/fun/hoHT4Rd14
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(SPOONS RATTLING)
crazed3raser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
KRUSTY KRAAYAYAYAB YAYAYAB YAHAAYAB PIZZA! IS THE PIZZA YEAHAH! FOR YOU AND- MEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME!!!
Steven2k7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus marie, they are minerals.
Jacob_Dovahkiin ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 15:52:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iraq* FTFY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BOOOO!
trippyastronomer ยท 1557 points ยท Posted at 15:58:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob:ย Afternoon, Reg.
Reg:ย Whoa, whoa, little man. You still can't go in.
SpongeBob:ย Well, that makes me pretty mad.
Reg:ย Oh yeah?
SpongeBob:ย Yeah. I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury.
Reg:ย [sarcastically]ย Wow.
SpongeBob:ย Yeah, I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.
Reg:ย Hmmm... what about that guy?ย [points to a large muscular fish behind him]
SpongeBob:ย [gasps and stammers]ย I, uhh...[laughs]ย don't be silly. He's not botherin' anybody. I mean, not like... that guy!ย [points to Patrick]
Patrick:ย Who, me?ย [SpongeBob walks up to Patrick]
SpongeBob:ย Yeah, you. Standing there all smiling and whatnot. Somebody oughta teach you some manners!
Patrick:ย Okay, but I must warn you. I happen to be a world championship... uhh...ย [looks at his hand, which has writing on it]ย ...kick boxer.ย [winks and gives a thumbs-up to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob:ย I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby!ย [Patrick starts to tear]
Patrick:ย Tubby?ย [gets mad]ย Nobody calls me Tubby!ย [punches SpongeBob in the eye, leaving a black mark]
By far my favorite episode. The whole scene is gold
Slash_Raptor ยท 790 points ยท Posted at 16:17:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like how after he finally gets inside, he trips on an ice cube and ends up in an ambulance.
flyingpenguin36 ยท 339 points ยท Posted at 17:02:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A boo-boo you say? I think you need to go to that hospital."
"Weenie Hut General!?"
jakesboy2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:55:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The delivery is perfect
SmellyFingerz ยท 445 points ยท Posted at 16:48:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weine Hut General
Straightretaliation ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:04:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SUPER weinie hut general
Rhomega2 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:29:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Weenie
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This satisfied me more than I'm willing to admit
slaya45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wtf I always thought it was Weinie Hut Junior....
SmellyFingerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wienie Hut Junior is the soda pop bar
KaiserReisser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:08:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
covered in boo-boos!
Magic_Sex_Bomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
weenie hut junior?!!
My favorite gag in that episode is the hospital they end up in at the end!
BecomingTheArchtype ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:52:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Patrick proceeds to kick his own ass
loquacious706 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought an actual invisible person showed up and straight up murdered Patrick lol. Such a great episode.
Kharn0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
resulting in nuclear explosion
Reg: wow you destroyed that guy. Go on in.
tomtomtumnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Woah, you beat that guy up without even using your hands!"
Cunhabear ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:55:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a quote. This is a goddamn screenplay.
FlaflaFlunkie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:26:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I was just thinking of these lines before even reading this post. Spongebob is always on the mind, even at 20 years old.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:35:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick was triggered.
SonOfAdolfHitler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Personally I enjoyed the robot's lines in that episode, pure comedic gold.
aviddivad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you can't hide, what's inside
MrThom_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure his name is Rich not Reg
tatsuedoa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In contrast to this, the Olympics episode where Spongebob and Patrick get super buff and fight.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob goes full Sith mode
gfinz18 ยท 1653 points ยท Posted at 15:26:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli
sys_33_error ยท 293 points ยท Posted at 17:07:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli, ravioli, what's in the pocketoli?
supahrank ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
slurping and moaning
eons93 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 18:43:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Part of me is deep proud I know this reference.
supahrank ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:45:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing wrong with a little Papa Franku
yeah you like that you little slut
AShiftInOrbit ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:56:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dear god i felt his lips on my ear
supahrank ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:10:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Straight up some of my favorite parts of his videos are when he gets real close to the mic and you can hear his lips and tongue moving when he talks.
Never fails to make me laugh and usually gives me a little half-chub.
Dordor17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
r/nocontext
supahrank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:14:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/evenwithcontext
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:43:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
come on you know I wanna suck on those tits
Swqnky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
deep proud and deep shame
meiyoumayo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God left me unfinished.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey now,Dade died for our sins.One of the last chocolate people of his kind.Show respect
chlorinehead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:08:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LIFE HACKZ
plsendmytorment ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am happy to have this in my life
Chouzetsu ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:40:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S SOME TOP QUALITY RAVIOLI
Bruh you want some?
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:45:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its just a prank bro
daltonwright4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:12:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAN I HABA DA POOSY PLS BAWS
Sidfese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SLLLLLPPPPLPLLP
protoctista ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
gnnUUUGHHH
Zintho9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, pranked
ronnyjohnsonssink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P R A N K E D
Homoflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm at
TheComebacKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:43 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't nothin' like a good salad
spookychan ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:26:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that a line from the hobbit?
Scherzo_Schizo ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:05:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath. Ravioli, ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!
Bearmones ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:52:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/3Q12xOukVAI
Thsu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:42:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://youtu.be/3Q12xOukVAI
oby100 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:20:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story. When I was in college my roommate made ravioli from scratch. She told me excitedly and I quoted this line. She goes, "OH MY GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT TO ME TODAY"
Adhara27 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:52:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in Stephen Hawking's voice.
1486592 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
During band camp: "Soli-oli soli-oli, give me the soli-oli"
Edit: it's better when not typed out
Samisgoing2bunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
You can thank me later
FizzPig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I work in a supermarket and find myself singing this at least once a week
msindalian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!
DxwDude25 ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 16:25:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I'm Dirty Dan
YeastMcGee ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:15:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you callin' Pinhead?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:52:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm dirty dan.
Ron_Paul_Forever ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:07:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I d say I'm dirty dan
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
BobartTheCreator2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...hot...wings.......
Dirty-Freakin-Dan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that so?
cwf82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:05:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is Patrick!
mcs_85045 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: Which one of you fellas is the REAL Dirty Dan?
Patrick: Uuh... I am? *whack*
[deleted] ยท 938 points ยท Posted at 14:26:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
LickyBoy ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 16:29:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Prove him wrong
vivvav ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:12:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your username makes me think you oughta be doing the legwork on this.
LickyBoy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am am earthican through and through. Your knobs are the only knobs for me.
flamedarkfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If we're counting moons then he's on.
flamedarkfire ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:59:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!
Ultimatedeathfart ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:15:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was number one!
PLS_PM_ME_SOME_BOOBS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll never guess what I found in my socks last night. Go ahead, guess.
bcassalino ยท 338 points ยท Posted at 15:06:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is Patrick.
OwnagePwnage123 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:30:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the Krusty Krab?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:47:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No this is Patrick! hangs up phone
AwesomeSkateboard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a crusty crab.
Ua_Tsaug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick, the "Krusty Krab" is the name of the restaurant.
republiccommando1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FISH PASTE!
BostonsLeprechaun ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:23:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to scroll way too far to find this
TheAsianTroll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:10:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Got written up at work once for using that. Probably because the customer called back unhappy, and probably because the assistant manager at the time was named Patrick.
In my defense, I was 16 and stupid.
Slash_Raptor ยท 624 points ยท Posted at 14:56:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIICK!
TimmyDB432 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:10:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "You know, these underwear were white when I got 'em."
Kharn0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because you told me to!!"
iLikeCarbonFiber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't stop laughing pls help
[deleted] ยท -35 points ยท Posted at 17:02:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
TheShadowQuill ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:48:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I... think this is the first time a R&M reference got downvoted.
You just made history!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:51:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We did it reddit?
PM_TITS_4_PENS ยท 3354 points ยท Posted at 14:41:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Patrick what am I?"
"Stupid?"
"No I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference!"
anthonys_white_ass ยท 453 points ยท Posted at 17:44:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ตThe stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb old stupid Texas!๐ต
DonMan8848 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:27:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't fully appreciate that bit until I went to TCU from out of state and realized that Deep in the Heart is a national meme down there.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
doughboy192000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you hear the song you gotta clap lol
LakersFan34 ยท 1104 points ยท Posted at 16:40:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As a kid from Texas, back when I was super sensitive, this scene pissed me off lol
[deleted] ยท 420 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try living in New Jersey!
Or don't, I wouldn't blame you
yashchand ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 21:04:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've yet to meet a NJ resident who hates NJ. There's barely any self hate here
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:24:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, besides a few blemishes it's a really nice state, the beaches are fun, the pine barrens are great for camping. All the bad stereotypes come from New York
SnakeEater14 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:31:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only thing I know about the pine barrens in New Jersey is from The Sopranos.
TheChodgey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:25:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qxhH2IUwws
i'm more inclined to believe this show
S_t_e_v_e_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you'd rather go to Philly than NJ, I say enjoy your stab wounds
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:28:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Former NJ resident here, I talk shit all the time, but if ANYONE ELSE tries to shit talk my home, I'll stab em. Don't believe me? You should I'm from Jersey we're all in gangs.
Kuido ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:04:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love it here. Everyone that says it smells only comes there from New York for 5 seconds on that small strip of highway.
Vengapoon ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 23:20:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New Jersey resident who moved here from Ohio... Fuck New Jersey
yashchand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:)
YoshiYogurt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:24:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, one shit state to another
TheInvaderZim ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:34:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Youd like it here. The people here seem to hate the earth, too!"
karry9001 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:32:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what New Jersey did to Rebecca Sugar for her to put that in what's possibly the least mean spirited cartoon of this decade.
thetechgeek4 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:51:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get out of our sky, ya poofs!
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/UnexpectedStevenUniverse
flying_chrysler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New Jersey is especially the butt of all the state jokes in Futurama, too.
ariebvo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:27:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Never been to America but I've heard a 100 jokes about New Jersey. Probably doesn't help that so many TV shows are set in New York.
sharkbait_oohaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta take a massive New Jersey."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
New Jersey, New York's Toilet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If the toilet isn't shat in, it is clean
e30_m3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, that's Staten Island
Elricu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything is legal in New Jersey!
hwf0712 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except everything. And what is legal has high tax. Other than gas.
Source: Jerseyian
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. Fun fact, its illegal to wear a bulletproof vest and commit crimes in Jersey. That's because they want it to be a fair fight.
Sneaker_Freaker_1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck u traitor ill kill u
Senrabil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not a single habitable place anywhere!!
OldManPhill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Currently live there, i wouldnt
sharkbait_oohaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a geologist, and as an undergrad we had to watch a video about shorelines, and basically the whole thing was an hour of "Look how great the north Carolina coast is. Now look how shit the new Jersey coast is. Fuck New Jersey."
Hypothesis_Null ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not one place even remotely livable.
ingebeastly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol right? Living in NJ has actually given me a certain sense of sympathy for other states that get shit on a lot
Rfwill13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:15:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All my childhood I heard jokes about Jersey. Ended up moving here and yup. It's all true.
Threedawg ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:08:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why it is funny, Texas is just about the only state that would be largely offended by a statement like that.
DirtyDan257 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:47:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had super conservative family friends from Texas and they weren't allowed to watch SpongeBob after that episode.
Diamondxtrickery ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:22:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Before I moved to Texas my friends always quoted that damn scene.
crashfan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:47:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still get that quote said to me since I don't live there anymore and people find that out about me.
waffelman1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Texas
Secres ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 09:39:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you
pinkNarwal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Same here, what part of texas you from
Ziggensgreatesthits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As an Okie I loved this scene, we also play it on the radio before The red river rivalry
St_Too ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
>Texan
>Sensitive
Pick one
Captian_Smirk ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:22:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean I feel that Texans are the most sensitive when jokes are made about their state lol
Finders-Weepers ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:59:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We had a kid in our class at boarding school who always got pissed when we told him that Texas lost the battle of the alamo
AbigailLilac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:22:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But it did end up driving the fighters to victory later on.
"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"
"REMEMBER GOLLIAD!"
And they went out and rekt some scrubs.
St_Too ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus even New Zealanders can take a joke about our Country.
ManeOrCrew ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:18:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, actually people from Texas are pretty fucking sensitive lol
Ray240315 ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 18:04:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
still pisses me off
YoungPotato ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:16:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lighten up, it's a kids show.
Learn to laugh at your silly state.
Ray240315 ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 20:18:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meh I was only joking. I forgot the Internet is a very serious place
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:31:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You also forgot that jokes are supposed to be funny...
JordanSM ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 16:37:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we say shoes from Texas are dumb?!?!
Shoesfromtexas ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 19:40:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O.O
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Would gold is broke
SuperFishy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can we say plants from Texas are dumb?!
AndyGHK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:18:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya cain't say NOTHIN' BOUT TEXAS.
ThatguyMalone ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:50:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And at the end of the episode, when Sandy decides to stay in Bikini Bottom
Patrick: Yeah, who needs dumb old Texas?
Waffleguy96 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:01:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What did you just say?
SP_Gaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did you just say to me you pink star bitch?
canadianguy1234 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:26:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Iโll have you know I graduated top of my class the University of Texas, and Iโve been involved in numerous cattle roundups at old man Jenkins', and I have over 300 confirmed catches. I am trained in gorilla lasso and Iโm the top thrower in the entire Texan Ranching Association. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the deep blue sea, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cowpokes across Bikini Bottom and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bull, nematode. The bull that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can snag you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed steer wrestling , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Texan militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโt, you didnโt, and now youโre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโre fucking dead, kiddo.
sorry, I got bored about halfway through and got lazy
SP_Gaming ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:17:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't apologise, I was much lazier than you.
charizardbrah ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 16:38:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get a dowg little ongey.
SaloL ยท 307 points ยท Posted at 16:47:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get adog little longy."
He's mixing up, "get along little doggy."
Ultimatedeathfart ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE DULL AND DIM WHENEVER THEY HAVE TO BE OVER DUMB OLD STUPID TEXAS!
charizardbrah ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:56:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was using Patrick's pronunciation of "dog".
Eleventy-One ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"ongey" was what needed correcting to "longy" to fully get the joke.
M002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
TheBlackBear ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:12:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick's terrified cry for SpongeBob as he gets lassoed and pulled over the horizon is still the most hilarious scene in this entire show for me
canadianguy1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:27:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/RJ_PwD0gOSo?t=2m9s
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I now have you tagged as "Sociopathic"
NoifenF ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:54:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sponge...bohahahawwb!" boom
canadianguy1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/RJ_PwD0gOSo?t=2m9s
halfar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck is this commie bullshit i'm american damn it
canadianguy1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
now you know what it feels like
Tmlboost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My friend used this quote all the time Of course his family ended up moving to Texas so we ended up using it more
MisterMH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently this line was a rip on George W Bush, our president at the time!
Mazon_Del ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part of that episode is when Patric gets lassoed and is flying back into the distance, followed by a mushroom cloud explosion rising in the distance.
ThisIsFlight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also the episode with my favorite scene
"SPONGEBOOOOOOOOB"
Distant nuclear explosion.
So ridiculous.
Daviska ยท 462 points ยท Posted at 15:58:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"some guys have all the luck, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Kouzai ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/meirl
EVILEMU ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:44:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Luxury! I used to live in a lake!
YoshiXIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those quote is all over Reddit.
Parkwaydrive23 ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 14:57:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet, "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
Edit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDKwmbqxS64
Scherzo_Schizo ยท 315 points ยท Posted at 17:09:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Art thou feeling it now, Mr. krabs. "
I died at this part. So good!
ArchangelReaper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:19:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH YEAH MR KRABS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MasturbatoryPillow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm feeling a warm spot.
acuallytristram ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:48:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop it daddy, you're embarrassing me!
Parkwaydrive23 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:50:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had to check what this reply was to, I thought I'd posted in a porn sub.
moarroidsplz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:19:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well hello there.
Wildcat1606 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:59:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Art thou feeling it, Mr Krabs?
jcsatan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:54:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm feelin a warm spot...
Sorry...
XenuLies ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like to imagine Krabs trying a psychedelic drug to stay hip, with them asking
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
Cuts to Mr.Krabs staring blankly at his claws
"oh I think I can fuckin' feel it, boys"
MegaZeus101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:12:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it, you beat me to it.
Myndsync ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that video cuts out the best part of that... the whisper.
AKA_Sketch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Went down so far to find this and make sure no one had posted it yet. Glad I did; don't understand why it's so far down!
literallyawerewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On my wedding day, 5 minutes before we were all supposed to take our places, me, my husband and all the groomsmen started saying "Are you feelin now Mr. Crabs?" to each other. Turns out everyone waiting in the sanctuary could hear us through the wall.
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick that's NOT a ride" "GET OFF OF ME"
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS WAS MY MOTHER'S HOUSE?" "Why didn't you ask?"
FeathersRuff ยท 445 points ยท Posted at 16:27:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob:" I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD, I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD..!"
Squidward: 'Is that what he calls it?"
NATHAN325 ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit they made a gay joke and I didn't even notice it until now...
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 20:06:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really realizing right now all the jokes I thought were stupid and didn't make sense were all because I was just to you'd to understand.
"So long everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy" seemed like the stupidest line in the world as a kid, now I realize its absolutely genius.
GustaftheGreat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I still don't get the therapy joke.
UMPIN ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:07:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A common thing therapists do in the early sessions is inquire about the patient's past and any points of interest along the way. I could be wrong but I think this is what the joke is referencing.
blaxicrish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:34:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's not going to think about anyone until his troubled past is brought into therapy. Basically saying they are the reason he has problems.
SadGhoster87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They did?
friendless789 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:22:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still don't get it
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:35:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD!"
NATHAN325 ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 23:59:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw it as "I'M UGLY AND I'M GAY" since the whole "pride" thing is a gay thing. i.e. pride parade.
B1naryB0t ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 02:42:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad your opinion is wrong. Enjoy the downvotes.
InconspicuousDildo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:18:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lmao he swapped out the wrong word, time to brigade!
B1naryB0t ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 03:23:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The original comment I made was sarcastic. Shouldn't have place such a big responsibility on Reddit to understand sarcasm
InconspicuousDildo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I know you were joking. I jumped on it myself.
Le_RelevantUsername ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ALL ABOARD THE DOWNVOTE TRAIN CHOO CHOO
yoloswag420blaze ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:06:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE'RE NOT UGLY, WE JUST STINK!
AverageJohanson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:28:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
zoro4661 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:48:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like the german version as well.
"The proud thing's new."
RedditorPHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!!
Pinwheel_Rider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end."
FizzleShake ยท 449 points ยท Posted at 15:53:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
May I take your hat sir
blewws ยท 324 points ยท Posted at 16:41:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol love the lines leading up to it. "Can you take hats in a dignified manner?" "You mean like a weenie? May I take your hat sir! May I take your hat siiir?"
rainbowdashtheawesom ยท 197 points ยท Posted at 16:38:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Run for your life! It's the appetizer!"
Childish_Username ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:47:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought you said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet?"
"No, I swabbed the toilets on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea."
Spanky_McJiggles ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:20:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was the head chef of the SS Diarrhea
CloudSailor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:31:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: I thought you were the head chef on the S.S gourmet?!
Mr. Krabs: Did i say that? No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. diarrhea...
JimmyFuttbucker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:31:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TABLE FOR HOMINA?!
AndyGHK ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:27:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
to hatstand
Gimme the hat! I said, GIVE IT TO ME. Well, are you gonna hand it over or not? DON'T YOU BACK-SASS ME!
PLS_PM_ME_SOME_BOOBS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I thought you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet?"
"No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea."
Centillionare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like a weenie?
OwnagePwnage123 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TF2 in a nutshell
kyleseven ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:24:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that would be "I'd give you a million dollars for that hat!"
OwnagePwnage123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wynaut both? (Intentional)
3EyedPanda ยท 302 points ยท Posted at 16:06:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOOOK AT ITTTTTT...
local-wizards ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:41:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "Gahh! What did you eat?"
Patrick: "A roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
Spongebob: "and this morning?"
Patrick: "A roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
TheNerdyGirdle ยท 1502 points ยท Posted at 15:47:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/bOjihnC
[deleted] ยท 347 points ยท Posted at 20:16:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:15:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The "Geister, geister, weiรbrot" joke is "ghost, ghost, toast" in English.
I loved the nonsense of it in German and was totally surprised, when I found out
https://youtu.be/4MxWXRZ0gY4
Garizondyly ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:04:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn jokes that only work in certain languages!
SmartAlec105 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm actually surprised how many jokes work in both English and German. I only know because one webcomic I read publishes in both.
Here is an example. German version for comparison.
zm34 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:55:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
About 1/3 of English has German roots, so it makes sense.
nmotsch789 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:19:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not too surprising. English is a Germanic language.
XenuLies ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:58:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know, Patrick is actually kinda being an ass there.
WMDTHEALMIGHTY ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:51:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC This was post movie, so yeah that was the beginning of the "torture the ever living shit out of squidward" phase of the show
Terryfrankkratos2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:30:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why did they take route in the first place?, I never found it funny as a child and all it did is scare me / give me a life long phobia of getting my toenail ripped out.
Kubla_Khan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:03:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stephen Hillenberg, the creator of the show, stepped down after the first film. He intended the film to be the grand finale of the show, and he wanted to avoid the show jumping the shark.
Unfortunately, SpongeBob was such a hit that Nickelodeon couldn't just allow it to end. And like every other case similar to this, the people who took control of the show didn't have quite the same appreciation or vision towards it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:40:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spite what reddit says I still enjoy all the seasons after that movie. It wasn't as good but I still enjoyed it.
ArtsyLaVerne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but this was definitely one of the very rare good post-movie episodes. Speaking of which I heard they fired a few of the worst writers recently.
Astrocricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The important part of this is the jingle bells while he says ho ho ho
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:36:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ManTheMythTheLegend ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:10:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pedantic Man to the rescue!
girlscout-cookies ยท 2023 points ยท Posted at 15:59:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"he knits you a sweater of tears, and you kill him"
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbology, the STUDY of wumbo"
"Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for youuuuu and me" (sung with great enthusiasm)
[deleted] ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 17:41:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
runhaterand ยท 907 points ยท Posted at 16:42:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Krusty Kraeeaeeab, Kraeeeaeeab, Pizza, is the, pizza yeaaayah, for you and...
MEEEEEEEE-eeeee-eeeeee-EEEEEE!!!!!!
APPLEZACKS ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 17:51:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spot on
xx2Hardxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually the middle part of the word is the loudest, the beginning and end should be the lowercase letters.
MirrorWorld ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:55:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://youtu.be/CrEiuEl7sZ4
BearJuden113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I sing this at work a lot
TheRealBrosplosion ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 16:36:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot about that first one. Oh god, thanks for the laugh
moarroidsplz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was great because usually those visual gags get forgotten about after they happen, too.
WumboJamz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"did you try setting it to wumbo?"
FaithfulMongrel ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:55:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a biology teacher and I use that line during my lectures and labs, when students don't read the directions.
"Mister? What do I do next?"
-"Have you tried switching it to wumbo?"
sftktysluttykty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:35:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is first grade, SpongeBob!"
kayvonn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's first grade spongebob!"
Armonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
WtotheSLAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrEiuEl7sZ4
Krusty_Krab_Pizza_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait.. wheres my drink?
defnotrando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That first one is probably my favorite of all time
MrHattt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw that entire scene play out in my head. God man, this is taking me on a trip to the past haha
jdennison101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!
w8up1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
adding on to the wumbo part
Squidward, after being shrunk and held in Patricks hand: "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me"
Admiral_Amsterdam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was at Denver Comic Con and there was a girl dressed as Mermaid Man. I asked her if she had ever set the belt to Wumbo and she had no idea what I was talking about. I had to look it up later to make sure that I wasn't completely misquoting it.
HaxorusKiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I forget what episode the wumbo thing is from. Can someone please reference it to me
SchonaichC1 ยท 268 points ยท Posted at 16:11:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I am ugly and I am proud.
Ivanator13 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that what he calls it?"
Quikanims ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:42:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who knew Spongebob would predict the future of Tumblr?
Slimduce ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:26:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So that's what they are calling it these days
Dzjill ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Say it louder.
LeaderFuzzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what he calls it?
republiccommando1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Louder.
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He's ugly and what"
Yodi007 ยท 260 points ยท Posted at 16:23:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got it set to "m" for "mini". You have to set it to "w" for wumbo!
hamburgerjesus ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:53:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wumbo you wumbo he she we wumbo wumbology the study of wumbo.
Felteair ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:26:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's first grade SpongeBob!
Snarkout89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sigh... I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...
EccentricFox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best is using that line when someone's seriously try to fix something.
"I've been fucking with the router all day and I still can't connect the printer."
"Did you try setting it to wumbo?"
Joseph24689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's first grade, spongebob
Eggs_N_Oxies ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 18:43:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
leonsugarfoot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:15:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My dad used to laugh for a while at this when I was a kid.
Iseman93 ยท 242 points ยท Posted at 16:04:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO!!!
PunkRwkRay ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:14:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When playing video games, my buddies and say this instead of Leroy Jenkins hahaha
DaemonTheRoguePrince ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:12:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Religious war summarized.
JDogg_of_RS ยท 800 points ยท Posted at 15:44:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I stubbed my toe last week while gardening and only cried for 20 minutes!"
isthisusernamevalid ยท 351 points ยท Posted at 17:20:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its not just gardening its watering his spice garden
jmwbb ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:01:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't just gardening, this is...
advanced gardening
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:08:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At night!
SuperFishy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:29:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Am I tough?! Got a bottle of ketchup?"
N0V0w3ls ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S ON!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"only"
kil0nova ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that really the actual quote? I didn't know, I like it better in dutch, where he says he stubbed his toe on a pile of ties and only cries for 20 minutes
JDogg_of_RS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ja mon, that's the quote.
Donna_Pressley ยท 2050 points ยท Posted at 14:26:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.
barrelranger1 ยท 706 points ยท Posted at 15:42:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
milk carton tips over
Zaveno ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:56:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Splish
aakksshhaayy ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 17:00:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
machinations...
[deleted] ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 16:09:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bioshock Infinite in a nutshell.
Chengweiyingji ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:29:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Neon Genesis Evangelion fits better.
TheSpanishDerp ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:47:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get in the boat, Spongebob
ConstipatedNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember someone orgasming over someone else in a coma in Spongebob, but I'll take your word for it.
Chengweiyingji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well Mr. Krabs was in a coma.
ObamaandOsama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Found the Reifag.
Threeedaaawwwg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:17:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
ObamaandOsama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pffft. Like anyone is better than Sandy. Who is your waifu? Pearl?
DoktorMantisTobaggan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That game was quite the mindfuck
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:49:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends who you ask, I'm not a fan of it.
CoolSteveBrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was just ok.
GoldenWizard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Machination is the actual word.
thatguyCrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, first one that came to mind for me
Anagoth9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I am the lizard king!" --Patrick
Caught me off guard hearing that one. Pretty obscure reference for a kid's show.
crushedredpartycups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh man I love that one
IWannaFuckABeehive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/u/mindless_enigma
greater_than_myself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love this one, a bunch of my friends did this as their senior quote.
[deleted] ยท 587 points ยท Posted at 14:59:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best time to wear a stripped sweater, is all the time!
[deleted] ยท 229 points ยท Posted at 15:18:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One with a collar, turtle-neck! That's the kind!
[deleted] ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 16:11:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WEARING-!
Doogie_Howitzer ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 16:22:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...That one...
Chengweiyingji ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 16:31:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... special...
Jezell38 ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 16:34:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....sweater...
villagefield ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:33:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Booing
Kale ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:47:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Eating here was your idea"
ivanwarrior ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:11:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I just remembered that my ex girlfriend used to sing that to me. I didn't come here to feel sad!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:37:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So I bought a striped sweater last year solely to have an extra reason to sing that.
as_seenon_tv ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 16:12:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's big! It's pink! It's the Alaskan Bull Worm!!!!
TheKhajiit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:44:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!"
"So is Patrick's belly button"
RaisinSwords ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I ain't afraid of that, neither!"
master2080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how much salt would there be if 'SCARY' was actually 'HAIRY'
rockidol ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I jsut realized Sandy thought she could take it because Everything is Bigger in Texas but Alaska is bigger than Texas.
BioTechnix ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 18:34:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
...
ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS ERRANDS
DanRickardo ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 17:49:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hillbilly "You kids ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!"
SpongeBob "We'll see about that"
Thug "Out of the car fellas"
SpongeBob "How long was that?"
Hillbilly "12."
SpongeBob and Patrick "IN YOUR FACE!"
ChigglyDJones ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:28:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What'll it be? Mustard 'er katsup? Slaps knee Eeehehehoooo
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:15:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"TEN GALLONS OF GAS??" *laughs hysterically*
EnclaveHunter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:08:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
synchronized knee slaps
htonzew ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 16:13:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the krusty krab?
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
iMightBeACunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite too!! I say it all the time to my labmates!
Grapes12345 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 17:51:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Krabs: that'll be 4 dollars please Patrick: I only have 7
ahoyitsnick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:50:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper."
HohnJolst ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 16:03:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TECHNIQUE!
vortigaunt64 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:16:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
bring it aroooouuund toooowwwwn
Fwennich ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:35:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT!!!
Tokijlo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:15:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's an old one! Fuuuuck!
theoreticaldickjokes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the first one.
Rhymnoceros ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 16:22:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The. Lid.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:02:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No the lid
TheXearta ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:21:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lid
JuRoJa ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:08:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thelisthelidthelidthelidthelidlidlidlidlidlidlidlid STOP!
paarthurnaxxx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Aww i broke it!
protossdesign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TOUCHDOWN!
NobilisUltima ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 16:19:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, that idea is so crazy it just might GET US ALL KILLED!!!"
phenggy ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 17:37:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: You use me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT! That wasn't nice.
simplyanass ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 15:46:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feel it Mr krabs?!
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm feelin a warm spot."
Slash_Raptor ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 16:00:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yorgyshmorgy!
halsalmonella ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seaweavel
RsCaptainFalcon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PICKLEFISHLIPS!
TheFuzzyPickler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:06:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
halsalmonella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
at least I'm safe inside my mind.
RsCaptainFalcon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With a name like that, I definetely have seen you around the Earthbound subreddit.
XCRunnerJoey ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 18:34:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying Dutchman: Ok, if you give me back that sock... I'll give you 3 wishes!
Patrick: Make it five!
Flying Dutchman: Four!
Patrick: Three! Take it or leave it!
Flying Dutchman: Ok... Three.
Patrick: Three wishes? I WISH we'd known that earlier! Clock goes back an hour
SensualStrawberry ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 15:55:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's get naked!
No, we'll save that for real estate.
SpongeBob says it just so nonchalantly I die every time.
meekjam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is my all time favorite Spongbob line.
Joseph24689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He made us feel special!
RRStrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old spongebob had the good banter
wiener_dawg ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 14:53:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're genius is showing!
Patrick: covers crotch with his hands
weaksaucedude ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:49:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE?!
DyrxKingOfDragons ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:50:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like when they do a tan check, and Patrick lifts his shorts to see his butt and gets scared and says "For a second I could've sworn I was lying on my back." Never got that as a kid.
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 18:39:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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katgotyourtongue_ ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 22:09:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We serve food here sir
Tm23246 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:25:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No way you recited this from memory.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:11:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What will it be, tiny, a small salad?
nfsaleem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read somewhere that this is actual diner talk :-) I wonder what it would look like, and what it would taste like!
RaisinSwords ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:42:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://sokek.com/bubble-bass-burger-ingredients/
ย
I know I've seen better descriptions, but this looks about right
nfsaleem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:50:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was hilarious. Thank you for that
Mattman276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the pickles!
Whospitonmypancakes ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:07:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still no Pickles!
halsalmonella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See? Bleehhhhhh
thefinalfrontier77 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 16:48:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It may be stupid but its also dumb."
PM_tits_for_a_tale ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 16:49:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!"
-Patrick, in the Smoking Peanut
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:11:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HA! I'm so close to solving this crime I can almost taste it...
Cinimod95 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 16:53:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What doesn't kill you..... Usually succeeds on a second attempt" -Mr. Krabs
max81968 ยท 303 points ยท Posted at 16:11:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Firmly grasp it in your hand."
"Firmly grasp it in your hand."
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
Edit: Thanks guys, my top comment is now Patrick telling Squidward to forcefully give him an HJ.
Blubbery_Rooster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
!!!
Nyan_Cat_Chick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:56:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They don't call me cheeks for nothin"!
[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 18:24:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!
Kawasaki_Bunghole ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:29:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It feels like someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING"
TastyVirus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I told you he was onto us!
justenisjammi ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 16:23:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Spongebob, we're not cavemen! We have technology... proceeds to smash dollar with a computer
Check_the_shrek ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 15:30:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finland!
dibetta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is my favorite one
spatchcockfishcake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:08:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, you beat me.
Top comment, all the time :)
patriots8387 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:07:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams" Mr. Krabs: "what a baby"
Regal241sc ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:29:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leedleleedleleedleleedlelee
Diamondxtrickery ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:31:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sandy, this is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady! "
"You ain't my pa! "
Porfinlohice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:30:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the Spanish translation was funnier:
"Sandy this is your pappa speaking, I forbid you to go after the this worm!"
"Don't you dare come close to mom!"
nmotsch789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it
drodkiin ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 16:13:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All the quotes in here are from Seasons 1-3. So proud.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:59:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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APointlessDuck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:10:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IMO the movie is when it dived. I watched the new movie yesterday and isnt any memorable quotes in it
Connor4Wilson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:08:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the first spongebob movie was great but yeah everything post-first movie wasn't nearly as funny. I can still watch some of the first few seasons today but if I tried watching a newer episode without being a kid anymore I'd probably hate my life
destroyerofking ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:50:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are some post-movie gems. Skill Crane is an obvious one. Spy Buddies is another favorite of mine.
cclan2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:31:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Except for the claustrophobia one.
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everything during and before the season after the movie (including the movie, itself, of course) was great.
so_fetchhhhh ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 16:27:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick- Oh East? I thought you said Weast
DKFShredder ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:05:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Get_Your_Kicks ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 16:49:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I would have one dollar
TheMustardTiger1977 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:14:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dont forget the pelvic wooo" -Patrick Star
LakersFan34 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 16:39:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Flying Dutchman Howl with me so that we may set the seven seas ablaze with fear. Oooooooooooooooowhoo
SpongeBob- Fast laugh
Patrick- Ledlelelle
Edit- Spelling
TheKhajiit ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:43:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LakersFan34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I missed that lol, thanks bud
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:51:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Were like brothers, only closer
In_tranquility ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:55:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE?? Mr. Krabs: 11 times to be exact. Squidward: calling hospital hello hospital? Won't do any good? What? 11 TIMES???
Marymy ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:08:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't your average everyday darkness.
This is...advanced darkness.
Spektr44 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:11:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Patrick can you move? You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: what does that mean?
SpongeBob: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: no it doesn't.
Patrick: Ho ho ho!
SpongeBob: stop it you're scaring him!
Eloel25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I spent a half hour looking for someone to say this one. I thank you
neuroticbitxh ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:32:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
you like Krabby patties .... don't you squid ward creepy face
wimcdo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://imgur.com/gallery/GK2IOOJ
Jarom2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, worse. It'll go straight to your thighs...and then you'll blow up."
NoChzPls ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:15:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Oh, hi, Squidward! How are those errands going?
Squidward: What's that supposed to mean? I'm very busy!
Spongebob: Well, I'm sure you are.
Squidward: I don't like your tone!
Spongebob: I'msureyouareeeeeeee! How's that?
Back2Bach ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:52:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was ... just watching ..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAgbzL_r2F4
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:05:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
very few shows can put me in tears like old spongebob
TundieRice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:29:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me so happy Ween made a song for Spongebob. And of course, Ocean Man was at the end of the first movie.
SlayJ93 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:59:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Krusty Krab pizza! Is the pizza! For you and me!
Horseheel ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:10:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!
xsnakedlunch ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:33:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's OK. The horrible screaming means that it's working."
valencias ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:41:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Squidward moves to tentacle acres and SpongeBob and Patrick are looking for him
Patrick to fire extinguisher: Are you Squidward?...... That's ok take your time
Slash_Raptor ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:52:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!
meiyoumayo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Attention everyone, there is a chubby pink starfish on the loose!
ImDirtyDan18 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Well I guess you're going to miss...the panty raid
bhopppp ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:20:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's ok squidward, you could be bald and have a big nose!
zephyrcator ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:30:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you calling pinhead?
El_Nasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Omg his face Kkills me every time I watch this one
fuzzyflosser ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 16:17:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chum is fum
fuzzyflosser ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:29:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: chum is bits of dead fish that fishermen use to attract big fish. That's why no one dined at the chum bucket. It would be cannibalism to do so.
Scarlet-Janefox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Plankton's chum made of your chums"
SaloL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chum is metabolic fuel.
Antinous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of the few memorable quotes from the later generation episodes.
ElGatoGuapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's some Don Draper level advertising gold.
mega_blunder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
fum is Chum
worldclassidiot ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 17:35:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this baby powder made from real or artificial babies?"
Building_Chief ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 16:32:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Still can't believe no one has said this. Well here it goes:
"I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY..."
TH1NKTHRICE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:31:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was thinking the same thing. The best
MaineSoxGuy93 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:38:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player!
Soldier4Christ82 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:57:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mediocre?
minipartyboy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:53:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Excuse me, you are sitting on my body, which is also my face.
Plankton: Don't let that guy sit on you! Be assertive!
SpongeBob: ( pokes finger into fish's pocket ) BEE-BEEP!
Plankton: Not insertive!
GranPaPpy_ ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:12:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
ElGatoGuapo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: I'm feeling it Spongebob
Spongebob: Patrick that's not a ride!
Fish: Get off me
Shadow_Of_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:36:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No one gives a care about labor unless they get their instant gratification" ~Squidward Tenticles
hwf0712 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward Tennisballs*
PubScrubRedemption ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 16:14:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How did you do? Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian HOW YOU DID!"
waffen337 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:15:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not my wallet
spinquin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:25:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lid the lid the lid the lid
Chengweiyingji ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:33:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WE SHOULD DIG A MOAT
pk_ch ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:07:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us."
Azvar ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:51:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob:"What could be better than serving up smiles?"
Squidward:"Being dead, or anything else"
Slash_Raptor ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:40:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't see my forehead.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:11:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Look! Worm sign. show sign that reads "worm"
shane727 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:19:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!!!!
Uncle_Rabbit ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:35:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...The summers are harsh, the winters are brutal, and there's a wild man in the back eating clams!"
TemptationTV ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:26:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it a man eating clam?
KaptainKlein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:22:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but today is opposite day
TemptationTV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:20:33 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother of God.
KaptainKlein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:04 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
IntenseShitposting ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:14:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who eats a krabby patty at three in the morning?!"
"Oh boy! 3am!" Eats Krabby Patty
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:10:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU'LL NEVER GET A CENT OUTTA ME! I'D RATHER THAT WORM COME IN RIGHT NOW AND EAT YOU ALL ALIIIIIIIIVE heavy breathing and sobbing ----Mr. Krabs
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:03:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now that you've learned the basics of your training, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for... dededopdopdopdop daaa dededopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdopdop DAAA dededutdutdut DAAA DUT DUTTLE DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DAAA DEDADADADADADA DAAAAA SSCCHHH DEDOTDOTDOTDAAA DE DAAA DE DAAA DI DOT DI DI DOT DI DI DA DOTILY DOT DOT DOT DOTILY PAP PAP PAP PAP PAPPILY PAAA DET DET DET DETILY DAAAA DI DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DAAA [heavy breathing] DI DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DOTILY DA DI DE DA DI DE DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... PREPARING THE KRABBY PATTY!
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:35:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Curse you Kraaaabs!
bawzzz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:07:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Noo, this is Patrick!"
Jezell38 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:39:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs."
Spicebushmckenzie ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:32:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Phone rings
Patrick: "Hello?"
Customer: " Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick : "No, this is Patrick"
frankoftank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO! This is PATRICK!
zk001guy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:27:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli!
smbcart ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:39:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Patrick: I'm feeling it, Spongebob.
Spongebob: Patrick, that's not a ride!
Poppamunz ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:49:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG
Spyder8304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You beat me to it. Came here to say that
Poppamunz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still can- a few people had posted that by the time I did.
Flaun ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:19:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Hello, young lady. We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?
(In a Boston accent) Mary: Mom! (her mom, who is a FUCKING SPINE because she's so old, comes up in a wheelchair) Mary's Mom: What? What! Whatโs all that yelling? You just can't wait for me to die, can you? Mary: They're selling chocolate. Mary's Mom: Chocolate? Mary: Yeah! Mary's Mom: What? What are they selling? Mary: Chocolate! Mary's Mom: What? Mary: Chocolate! Mary's Mom: I can't hear you! Mary: (yells) They're selling chocolate! Mary's Mom: They're selling chocolate? Mary: (yells) Yeah! Mary's Mom: Chocolate? I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!
Aikadraik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Upvoting for the effort and passion put into this
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:37:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, we're not ugly, we just stink!
FurryEels ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:25:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
neonturts ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:32:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what he calls it?
AluraPlush96 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:17:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
patrick spits into hands open sesame! .... Well I've done all I can do XD
absolyst ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:43:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"...at night."
rckeeps ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:51:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 8 hours late, but how has nobody said this one!:
spongebob and Patrick walk into a warehouse full of mattresses
Spongebob: wow patrick, how many do you think there are?
Patrick: ten
Spongebob: cool.
stans_old_scribbling ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:21:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: You have it set to M for miniature, you need to set it to W, for wumbo.
frankoftank ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wumbo, you wumbo. He she me, wumbo.
Wumbo. Wumboing.
Wumbology, the study of wumbo! This is 1st grade stuff Spongebob!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:01:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorites
"Hey Patrick."
"What?"
"I thought of something funnier than 24."
"Let me hear it."
"25."
Slash_Raptor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:52:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!
Shad84 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:58:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle...in fact he was SO ugly, that everybody died! The end!" -Patrick
Darician ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Patrick is driving the Flying Dutchman's Ship!
Patrick: "Going behind those rocks!" Spongebob: "Keep going! You're good! You're good" (The whole side of the ship is being destroyed) Spongebob: "You're good annnnnnd stop!"
basedmemegosh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:10:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" -Patrick Star
lanakers ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:15:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
isaacbean ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:26:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gold team rules!"
ceruleansensei ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:32:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THAT WAS AN OVAL! IT HAS TO BE A CIRCLE!
HanaNotBanana ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:42:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While trying to give Gary a bath, disguised as a pirate:
Spongebob: "Dubloons! Don't drop 'em" and holds up two bars of soap
it's the best
๐๏ธ nateotts ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:22:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"SpongeBob, that's a paper clip and a piece of string" - Sandy
"No it's not, it's your tail" - SpngeBob
jokey2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You still got that paperclip and piece of string?
Way ahead of ya. See, S for spongebob and S for sandy. That way they can identify our bodies.
FutureLuca ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:56:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: I don't need it. I don't need it. I DEFINITELY don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.
silence
Spongebob: I NEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTTTT.
pKappKa ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.โ
allmyguts ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Liar liar plants for hire
Spongebob: That's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know... Liar
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:23:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:11:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS...! WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IIIIIIIIIIIIS...!
anti-social-behaviou ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:13:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob at a camp fire: How's there fire underwater? Poof
ReptarKeener ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:29:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams" Mr Krabs- "what a baby"
captstevebrule ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:34:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squid's got jeans ! "
Blondemaple11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Just picture him in his underwear.... Oh no he's hot!!!!"
donquixote1991 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:51:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
Maguichi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew I should've gotten the turbo
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:46:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Plankton -- 1% Evil, 99% hot gas."
smakwan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:18:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHA HAHA HAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE!
-Goonzilla- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this episode recently for the first time in awhile. This line made me cry from laughter for a solid 5-10 minutes.
JovialMobile ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:07:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's ok Squidward just imagine him in his underwear" bing! "OH GOD HE'S HOT"
jacobsand ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:20:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVIL
Every Villain Is Lemons
Monsters_of_the_Past ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:37:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old Lady: Don't talk to my son like that! Somebody should put you in a mental hospital!
Plankton: Somebody should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!
That whole scene of Plankton destroying the family kills me everytime.
WVAviator ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:30:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Shortfuse95 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:42:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongbob: Patrick Star, is that you?
Patrick NS: No, i am Patrick....Patrick not star.
thatisone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, you're a genius!" "Yeah, I get called that a lot." "What? A genius?" "No, Patrick."
thatisone ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:48:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. Wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade Spongebob!" - Patrick
Below_the_radar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Your nose is too big Squidward, you won't fit in."
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:11:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob.... The maniac's IN THE MAILBOX!!
TheBuccaneer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Quick Patrick, if you could have anything you want right now, what would it be?"
"Uh... Uhh! M-MORE TIME FOR THINKING"
tdragonqueen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is great, just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall that you built between us.
cup0 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Outta my way! He's still gonna kick my butt!" "How many times must we teach you this lesson old man?"
Sezbicki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop on your right foot don't forget it. Now it's time to bring it around town. bring it around town."
_jizanthapus_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: You mean youโve never heard the story of theโฆ hash-slinging slasher?
SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher?
Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher.
SpongeBob: The sash wringingโฆ the trash thingingโฆ mash flingingโฆ the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging theโฆ
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.
ExtraMediumGooch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People Order Our Patties
Hayzer12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses! Everyone: He did?! Tom: NO, but are we just gonna wait around until he does?!
Shockbot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:49:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spontaneous molecular distortion? Better check on spongebob.- Mr. Krabs
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-Z4qxpdfo
Squidward: I'm going to make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! Drown in it!
[Once Squidward has left the room, Mr. Krabs takes out a pencil and a clipboard and jots down a note]
Mr. Krabs: Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.
MrJugglenuts ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:38:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs: 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east.
Patrick: Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!
or my runner up is the wrestling match when SpongeBob erases "Pat" from his name tape
Patrick: MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:54:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Squidward no! You can't eat that many Krabby Patties at once!
Squidward: Why? Am I gonna blow up? Hahaha..
SpongeBob: No! It'll go straight to your thighs! ..... And then you blow up!
talossun ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:56:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES
Joseph24689 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:32:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"It feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!"
"What's the matter with you? All I said was you put too much sauce. It's no big deal, really."
"Deh. Duh, duh, duh."
"And local residents are taking notice."
"His chops are too righteous!"
"You think this is funny?"
"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."
"Well, mr. Funny pants. Is this how you get you SICK KICKS?"
"soiled it."
"You don't pay me, we don't even exist. We're just a clever visual methaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"One more crack like that, and you're out of here."
"No! Please! I have 3 kids!"
"Free form jazz"
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets"
"Rev up those friers. Cause I sure am hungry for one--HELP HELP-- my leg."
"I defy you, heart man."
"Hoopla!"
"REMEMBER! WE CHANGE OUR GREASE MONTHLY"
"My shorts are wet"
"I asked for a guitar for my sweet 16, but I guess a TV shows cool."
"OH NO! IVE SEEN THIS ON THE LATE SHOW"
"You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT"
"Just let the next bus end my misery"
"FANCY LIVING HERE WE COME! LAWL LAWL LAWLLAWLLAWL"
"But it looks good on you spongebob"
"Here lies squirt wards hopes and dreams... What a baby."
"THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT"
"Eat at the chum bucket or perish"
"No reason to be susp-is-ius... In any way. YALL"
"Oh... So this is the thanks I get for working overtime."
"ME-HY-ME-YU"
"you know, if I exploded in a million pieces due to the sheer carelessness of a friend. Well, that'll just be okay"
"Meow."
"I can think of 10 good reasons not to let go of a dime."
"Actors."
"This isn't your everyday darkness... This is... Advanced darkness."
"Photosynthesis."
The entire Patrick genius episode in general.
SymphonicStorm ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death!
RedOrangeYellowGreen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite is this. Spongebob: "goodbye squidward, bye mr. Crabs!! goooood byyye squuuuidward. " Patrick: "uh spongebob you said bye squidward twice." SpongeBob:(dreamily) "I like squidward"
branflake45 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:38:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I cant remember the episode but my favorite quote was when spongebob runs out naked somewhere and everyone is like "I give him 2 days" "I give him a week" and then squidward just goes "I give him 11 minutes" and it was crazy be cause you were already 4 minutes into the episode and he totally broke the 4th wall and I though I was so cool for catching it.
ALWAYS_TELLING_LIES ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:30:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm ready."
BellsBeerBestBeer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:16:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No you ain't
vladgrinch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:54:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
''I am tired of being used to wash people's buttocks.''
enriquie ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:58:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โHeโs gonna kick my butt.โ
ShaggyDA ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:44:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Krabs: "I smell the smelly smell that smells smelly."
Thepowerisreal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
Lostsonofpluto ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Patrick, your genius is showing
Patrick: ah, where (covers crotch)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not my wallet.
Gurasola ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who put you on the planet?
therealjenshady ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:58:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get a dog, little longy.
Gilb17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:10:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON'S DAY.
FirebendingSamurai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:31:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring it ARRROOOOUUUUNDDDD town!" "CHOCOLATE?!!! CHOCOLATE?!?!?!"
BharthVader ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:32:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a giraffe
anthonys_white_ass ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you ready to go crazy!?"
"I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!!"
Senor_Incredible ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, are you okay?"
"FINLAND"
elliephant8 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "Patrick you're making me claustrophobic." Patrick: "what does that mean?" SpongeBob: "it means he's afraid of Santa Claus!" Squidward: "no it doesn't!" Patrick: "ho ho ho!" SpongeBob: "stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"
Honestly my favorite
Mysteryman100 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:49:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
: CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!
Pompous_Rhombus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: And what could be better than serving up smiles??
Squidward: Being DEAD or anything else.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:11:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When (old man Jenkins ?) is grabbing lunch at the krusty K and bumps into the pillar: "What a fox"
sir_trump ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: why must every 11 minuets of my life be filled with misery
chazzybeats ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what funnier than 24.....? 25!"
hiddleyhole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
ApacheFYC ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ugly and I'm proud
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You used me...FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!
Mwclark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOOPLAH
TheCrimsonCorndog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:59:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahem, I said "Sounds like a lot of-"
Mwclark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:45:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOOPLAAAAH
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nehoy minoy hoy -Doodlebob
Sword_and_Scholar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:46:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob tries desperately to get the seahorse to go away, Spongebob cries "Just get outta here you big dumb animal." But the seahorse has already left and patrick walks up behind him with a blank expression on his face and a board nailed into his head. He the proceeds to turn round and walk away.
This will never not make me laugh.
spacecaddet420 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:52:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Krusty Krab pizza song. Pure gold.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Magic conch shell, will I ever get married?" ... "Maybe someday."
PicklePeeple ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You okay, Patrick?"
"FINLAND!!!"
Lavender_Goooms ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:52:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: That's crazy talk
Patrick: That's not crazy talk, THIS is crazy talk blephleblephlehbehphebhpfffft
crappymathematician ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:58:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SpongeBob, I didn't wanna tell you this in front of Patrick, but...that hat makes you look like a girl!"
"Am I a pretty girl?"
"Err, umm...you're beautiful!"
AaronTheAlright ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:08:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: atleast I'm safe inside my mind
Patrick : atleast I'm safe inside my mind
DaemonTheRoguePrince ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the leak, ma'am?
BoogsterSU2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:27:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SHELDON
๐
Oconitnitsua ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:43:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:44:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG!!"
ViaJCE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YES
unconventionalpeach ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:54:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"
naively and innocently "I love the young people."
TanstheMan14 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:04:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Trying to think of new ways to sell chocolate
Patrick: "I know! Let's get naked!" SpongeBob: "no, let's save that when we start selling real estate"
OldTimeyPugilist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:10:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?"
"CORRECT!"
IrradiatedGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My drink!? My diet Dr. Kelp?! How am I supposed to enjoy this without my drink!!"
Caucasiansupreme ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!"
noskee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"East? I thought you said Weest?" - Patrick Star
hanamon27 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:26:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you finished with those errands?
NotoriousShawtyGauge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:29:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
Urbanshadow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The little announcer saying "5 hours later"
Sleeper256 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:50:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready?
KeelanDoherty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:02:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Patrick, you wanna know whats funnier than 24?" "Lay it on me..." "...25!..."
dipstickjimmy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:10:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: W-what's gonna happen to us? SpongeBob: We'll probably get 40 lashes. Patrick: Oh nooo!
thought bubble of Patrick with thick eyelashes blinking/fanning
Oneangrywolf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:12:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A stove, is a stove, no matter where you go.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:23:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sounds like a lot of--"
"HOOPLA!"
the_sky_god15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:47:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They're not laughing at us, their laughing next to us.
TheThreeRangers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:54:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge. Testing, testing, testingtestingtestingtestingtestingtestingtesting.
TESTING!! AHHHHH!! TEST TEST! DO YOU REEEEEAD?!
Rster15 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:56:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My friend's in there."
"Congratulations."
(From Bubble Buddy)
NitRally ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
whoa_boi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:19:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: The machinations of my mind are an enigma (Milk carton splashes) Always quote this line when I do something stupid.
megustakush ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal
ReynT1me ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:42:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[patrick gets hit by doodlebob's bowling ball]
"Patrick are you Ok?"
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
KookyKitten ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:58:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" ~ Patrick after finding eyes sticking out under his rock
freshcheezels ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:04:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?"
"How tough am I?! I ate nails for breakfast."
"So?"
"Without any milk"
shocked "Go right in sir"
WongBanten ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:07:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A poem by Patrick Star: Roses are blue. Violets are red. I have to go to the bathroom." "How many times do I gotta tell you, THIS IS GYM CLASS!!"
QtheOmnipotent ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!"
Animus248 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:08:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number 1!"
datlibra17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:49:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Quotes from the first two seasons of Spongebob because no one watches the show anymore, or the it just isn't that funny anymore.
Whospitonmypancakes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:07:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you smell it? It's a smell. A smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells, smelly.
LukeInDenver ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:58:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ijjg5/what_is_your_favorite_quote_from_spongebob/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ddx5k/whats_your_favorite_quote_from_spongebob/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4t9tr2/what_is_the_best_spongebob_quote/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/29lqjm/what_is_your_favorite_line_from_spongebob/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/248l5n/what_is_your_all_time_favorite_spongebob_quote/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/318xas/reddit_what_are_the_best_spongebob_quotes_and/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yzf4n/whats_your_favorite_spongebob_quote/
makemoney47 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My LEG!"
tsully12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finger-Guns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:00:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
MakeHerCatMoist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:17:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I SAID FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
BrokenPug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:23:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE?? I remember chocolate! I always hated it!
IamCarbonMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
ThyBlastoise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A close one.
Spongebob: Yeaahhhh
OR
Patrick: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE recurring
thatisone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma. - Patrick
thatisone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When SpongeBob coined a mantra of body positivity.
Slick512 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smitty Yagerman Jensen, HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!
TheOneSaneGuy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chocolate, I remember when the first invented chocolate. Sweet sweet chocolate. I always HATED IT!!!
JayGold ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOW I'M A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME
Adhara27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With imagination, you can do anything!
Imperium_Dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone dies. The end."
Also
"How can we have a fire if it's underwater-"
Edit: Also, Wumbo
joshguessed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Start rubbin' that chocolate on me."
HornyTurkeyBaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast...without any milk" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIL9srAp_Oo
"you gotta have muscles. you gotta have muscles on your muscles. you gotta have muscles on your eyeballs" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMjAjlTSggU
"I use to be a wimp like you, then I got anchor arms. Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd6VIgWlPv4
Tarenthis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:05:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
24
FluffyPhoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nyee, hoo, hiddle bwabble bobble!!"
"I'm sorry, what was that?"
"Nyee...hoo...hiddle bwabble bobble?"
Vaxeri ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Squiward said I could help by burying myself!
Mr. Krabs: Please tell me that is your nose.
alextoria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:21:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
are you feeling it now mr. krabs?
easyluckyfree13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/fx6nbqZ?r
Squidward has the best one-liners.
fluffypomeranian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: It's called The Ugly Barnacle! Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The end!
Spongebob: That didn't help at all...
taolen4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my leg!" Always makes me laugh
taolen4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also everything that sponge-doodle says
Ledpoizn445 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Flinggo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Those homemade pies sure look good
Pirate: Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. Theyre bombs...
FarEndRN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tony Fast: "Don't show off too much. Show off...just enough"
whittyhuton214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mrs. Puff: <frustrated> What I learned in boating scool is blankety, blankety,... blank!!!
jellosquidge ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OOH" ~ cave sponge
erigliss13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everybody at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!"
doonkin96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli "
PK_Giygas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob- "What am I now?" Patrick- "Uh, stupid?" Spongebob- "No,I'm Texas!" Patrick- "What's the difference?"
OATML ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
(SpongeBob is filling out an application to the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: (Reads) Have you ever commited a felony? Squidward, what's a felony?
Squidward: It's when you're too gosh darn happy all the time.
SpongeBob: Oh boy (writes and says) lots and lots and lots of felony's!
Liamou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."
RandallFlagg36 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN"
In that moment, Patrick became a hero to all single people on Valentine's Day.
MrLangbyMippets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:09:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's get naked"
"Darn it, I like the funnel"
"Firmly grasp it in your hand."
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
And my personal favorite: "Anchor? I can't find my giant rusty anchor!"
serg_yeooo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MYYY LEEEEEEG!
Sir_Meowsalot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big. Meaty. Claws.
bat_mite51 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well these claws ain't just for attracting mates!
Sir_Meowsalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring it on old man. Bring it on! ๐๐ ๐ฆ
TimmyDB432 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: (whistling at a bird)
SpongeBob: "Wow, Patrick! I didn't know you knew how to speak bird."
Patrick: "No SpongeBob that's Italian."
Zain-117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Which one of you flat-foots stole my lolipop?"
Spongebob, Patrick, and Policemen Burst into Laughter
Patrick: "I mean it."
hardwoodfloor1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh look, doubloons! Don't drop 'em!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEGGG!!!
whiskeydreamkathleen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spongebob and Patrick are going out jelly fishing and they trip and fall in front of squidward's door. squidward opens it and sees them lying there and spongebob says "we're jelly fishing!!" squidward says "sure you are. bye bye now." and calmly closes the door
el_grande_avocados ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: What can be worse than a giant paint bubble?!!
Patrick: Ooh I know! blows big ass paint bubble Two giant paint bubbles!
beautiful-rotten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F is for fire that burns through the whole town! U is for Uranium! ...Bombs. N is for no surviiiivors when you-
Plankton! That's not what fun is all about!
RHCPFunk2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is a load of barnacles"
psycholight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I had a dollar for every brain I don't have I would have one dollar."
Moufino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick, what am I?
Patrick: Uhh, stupid?
Spongebob:No! I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?!
Hipsterpiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument, Patrick. Horseradish isn't either
Hipsterpiggy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or,
pallapatharappa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Look, Spongebob, are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?
pizza_and_videogames ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Just wanna come here to say that Spongebob has so many quality moments as a whole, and it's just a fantastic carton overall because of it.
Roman83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius." Patrick: "Yeah, I get called that a lot." SpongeBob: "What, a genius?" Patrick: "No, Patrick"
Acceptable67 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[Customer slurps drink as Patrick mops floor with wrong end of broom]
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
LeviGamez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Here lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams
SilentR0CKA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!
SwinginSam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you callin pinhead?
NateRVA ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not a boulder, it's a rock!
LittleMako ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep." - Season 3 of Spongebob Squarepants, Episode: Chocolate with Nuts.
APointlessDuck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:26:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Youll never catch me Krabs. Not once I switch into hyper overdrive! Yah!
Robot moves slightly faster
Emmasmith62 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does that mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he's afraid of Santa
Patrick: Ho Ho Ho!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
Noah7733 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr krabs: I've worked here for twenty years and I know the only way to set out is
Patrick: A high school diploma
Mr krabs: no the air vents
thatJainaGirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's get naked!"
"No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate."
belmont2312 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He was number one!"
Apollo10TurdIncident ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"At least I'm safe inside my mind"
alain471 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
wakingup_withwolves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells... smelly."
jbluntt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Notice how every quote in this thread is from before the show switched writers
Arcane_Bullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When did they switch writers and what are the writers doing now?
jbluntt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source: https://sites.google.com/site/tria1andfai1ur3/over-analysis/oa-tv-shows/spongebob-decline-in-quality
sugarcrisps ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!
dralcax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
hambeef ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"are ya ready kids?"
bcause then I knwo, ahead of me, I have the MAXIMUM possible ammount of spacebob ahead of me :)
pinkNarwal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krabby patty talking to Spongebob
Krabby patty : I will always be with you in here spongebob points at chest
Spongebob : in my heart
Krabby patty : no spongebob in your arteries
wertyou2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You have just presented me with the most difficult choice of my life...eh, fuck it, I'll pick a random one.
"If you look at this graph..."
(Video of a giraffe)
"Ahem, graph, you are now employed at one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn't get that way over night, because the restaurant closed at 6."
zpandexx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE"
skankingskeleton ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EYELASHES!!!!
stuntinoneverybody ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'i stubbed my toe in my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes' not exact words but my fav
Metal-NPC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I call it bold and brash" "Mo' like, belongs in the trash! Aha ha ha ha!"
KamiCon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Write that down
Fozism ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread is great, I'm laughing and remembering all these great quotes I haven't thought about for years. My favorite is when Squidward learns he loves krabby patties.
Spongebob: You can't eat all those patties at once!
Squidward: Whats gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
Spongebob: No, worse! It'll go straight to your thighs!
Squidward: ...My thighs?
shows Squidward's bloated lower half
Spongebob: ...And then you'll blow up.
explodes
Chelwiddasea ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leedle, Leedle, leedle, lee"
birdie- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME HOY MINOY
IStalkYouAtNight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU FEELIN IT NOW MR.CRABS!!???"
ggalentine97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: "This is my lab (picture of yellow lab)"
"And this is my laboratory!!"
jzdinak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles"
kingbane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"it's not my wallet!"
it's the funniest exchange in that show i've ever seen. manray vs patrick and his wallets.
countdownkpl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant
Patrick: HAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! IT'S A GIRAFFE!"
shugoshln ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:48:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!"
ByzantiumBall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'hoy mingyoy.
magnumhorsepower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Without any milk...
Nambre ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!!" SpongeBob: "WAIT PATRICK, NO, that's squidward!" Patrick: "Oh... HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!!!!"
evilcr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop standing so close to me you're making me claustrophobic." "What does claustrophobic mean" "It means he's afraid of santaclaus." Link.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sticks finger in persons pocket
"I said assertive not insertive!"
PinchTheGooch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG MEATY CLAAAWS
cheapStryker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gold team rules!"
MinchMeat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie."
AmericanHumdinger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ohh East? I thought you said, weast."
TheEnigmaticOne ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "The machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Glass of milk falls over
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Touches Plankton's computer.
"Get your hands off my wife!"
ayneves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Backing up!! Backing up, backing up, backing up..."
SentientDust ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was NUMBER ONE!
cherlishPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" -Patrick star milk spills in Patrick's thoughts
Porker14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, we wumbo. The study ofwumbology?! Its elementary spongebob!
rtwodeetwo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
https://youtu.be/Ys-661oLevE
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RECTANGLES!!
Arkvaledic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not my wallet
Bfon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: ARE YOU SQUIDWARD?! [points to fire hydrant] That's okay, take your time.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, EAST? I thought you said WEAST."
WhatsGoodBWood ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know of a place where you never get harmed. a magical place with magical charms. Indoors, Indoors, Innn-dooors"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It feels like someone....
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!.....
...
I told you he was onto us!
bookswifter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, this is Patrick."
BearBryant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:15:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
CrazyKirby97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:25:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Squidward is trying to walk back to the Krusty Krab as Spongebob is thrown around by a hurricane
Squidward: JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID PIZZA!
Spongebob: NO!
Squidward: WHY NOT?
Spongebob: IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER!
Squidward: WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID CUSTOMER?
Entire hurricane comes to a stop, Spongebob freezes in place next to Squidward
Spongebob: gasp Squidward!
Hurricane resumes
EDIT: Or better yet, "This really huge guy who is carrying the real contestant, PATRICK STAR!"
_spicerack_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
scene: elderlyhomg
"Ah all my life memoirs in RED INK!!!!" - old man
fruit punch boat proceeds to crash and flood elderly home
NOVA612321X ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NEHOYOYOMYOYOYMY! -doodle bob
bouldasaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPARTMENT!
jamisongiraffe13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, you said /East/, I thought you said /Weast/!"
Happytrigger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "Oh come on! What's the worst that can happen, I'll blow up?"
Spongebob: "NO, WORSE! It'll go straight to your thighs!
And then you'll blow up!"
Narwal83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ready
hex_kitten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smittywerbenjagermanjensen... he was number one!!!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" The inner machtions of my mind are a enigma"-patrick
Can i be excused for the rest of my life? Spongebob
Real_Makum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:48:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Matador106 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
mynameisnt_katy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...unghh"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" - Patrick Star
-GWM- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squid ward saying he's claustrophobic.
Patrick: "What's that?"
SpongeBob: "I think t means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
Patrick: "Ho Ho Ho!"
SpongeBob: "Stop it you're scaring him!"
hf2490 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:54:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'The best time to where a striped sweater... is all the time'
Ninerva ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG!
TheOnlyPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEHOYMINOY!
Snorb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"'Squidward smells...' Good! Oh, what's this one? 'Mr. Krabs is a (DOLPHIN NOISE).'"
TMAntics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gary!... I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary.
NOOBINATOR_64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
"Not til 4."
VenomousPuppy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You okay Patrick?"
"FINLAND!"
Nik_Tesla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG!!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What got you into mail delivery?" "It puts bread on the table" "Rye or pumpernickel? Haha" "Don't you have an essay to write?"
joliver67 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what's funnier than 24?" Patrick, "what?" Snickering, "25"
uku_lady ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GASP! Squidward!!
Pinkestfloyds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG
cavaliereternally ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE was NUMBER ONE!
Scout6feetup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That wasn't the peace treaty that was a copy of the peace treaty." And "Here's one somebody didn't finish! Squidward smells....good."
xyrozz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!"
succulentsucker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:24:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Technique! Technique!
Pink.. Yellow.. You doooo care!
Imaaaaaaagination
Well, ya backed up.
Edit: Let's take Bikini Bottom, and move it somewhere else!!!
scratchy_mcballsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PUUUUUUSH
iforgotevery1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it. I DONT need it...... I NEEED IT
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: SpongeBob! You can't just let that guy sit on you! Assertiveness Lesson number 1, tell that guy to get off!
SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.
Plankton: No no! Be assertive!
SpongeBob: Beep Beep!
ahugeass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
40 lashes?
Weegemeister ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But the only way out is through the gulp perfume department
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Puff Mama, what's the grub for tonight, chili?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well there's your problem! You had the belt set to M for mini, when you wanted it set to W for wumbo
imaybejacoborbob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Excuse me sir, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.
Delerium89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whats wrong Patrick?"
"I cant see my forehead"
Mr_Nice_Guy90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:38:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mother: Think about the children....
Sandy: That's a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn't normally reach!
Devout_Zoroastrian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered the plague unto our houses"
"He did?"
"No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does?"
NeoPC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma
Pistachio_Mustachio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wanna see me touch that rock? You wanna see me do it again?
HeavenHills ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lid...
cy_fi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Dumb people are so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are
scratchy_mcballsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
Cybersteel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My motivations are complicated, life is truly unfair.
NewRomantic10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A favourite of my brother and I is the sob story monologue from the scam/con artist in the Chocolate with Nuts episode. You know the one...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRFHU3eWAec
lacaplol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:53:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, what's wrong?"
"I can't see my forehead."
Scoffidagoobian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MEHOYMEYOYOYMEMOY
Papapain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:04:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is Advanced darkness
Pizzarolls23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Liar liar plants for hire" years later and I still find myself saying it
stickybomb117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: look at all those mattresses. How many do you think there are?
Patrick: Ten.
SpongeBob: cool.
Who_pooped_the_bed11 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NOW YOU GO OUT THERE, AND SHOW THEM HOW THE COMMON MAN PREPARES HIS FROZEN DAIRY TREATS"
PM_ME_SFW_STUFF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well maybe it's because you're ugly!"
Goosemilky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you finished with those errands?"
KeelanDoherty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey pal, you just roll in from stupid town?"
cheesecleh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:13:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ctrl + f "I'm ready".
Nothing. Why has no one mentioned "I'm ready"? That is like Spongebob's aesthetic.
PaleosaurusRex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:17:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My senior yearbook quote was "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" -Patrick
BUCKMEISTERFULLER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.
Isaisaab ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Am I really going to defile this grave for money? Of course I am!"
DopeSlingingSlasher ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isnt just any darkness", "this is advanced darkness"
ratracechoir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring it around town.
easylivin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always hated it!"
OR
"MEEHOY MINOY YO ME YOMME!!
Britnorm114 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mihoy minoy
RVinnyT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weesnaw
likeyoungvolcanoes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the part in the one where Squidward tells Spongebob to clear his mind of anything that doesn't pertain to fine dining and/or breathing. Cut to inside Spongebob's mind and they're burning/shredding/flushing anything and everything and they go
[inside SpongeBob's mind.]
Spongebob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Spongebob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here!
SpongeBob worker: NO, PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!
AnnTauz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Steppin on the beach
SpikingThePuns ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOSFERATUUUUUU
LordBobenheimer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:33:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Mr.Krabs Mr.Krabs Mr.Krabs!
Mr.Krabs: What what what?
SpongeBob: Patrick Patrick Patrick!
Mr. Krabs: Yes yes yes!
SpongeBob: He said he said he said!
Mr. Krabs: Out with it boy!
SpongeBob: Patrick and I were playing eels and escalators and he kept going up and I had to take the eels and Patrick he said some things.
Moderates ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:34:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb." - Patrick Star
k8erboi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, I was going to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode.
Don't know why, but that line kills me every time.
zowzow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"IT WAS AN ALASKAN, BULL, WOOORM!"
ohmadayz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
letsdoamakeover ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:41:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meat ball meat ball spaghetti underneath
ohmadayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli ravioli great barrier reef
B1naryB0t ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's not and say we did!"
beatlesgirl95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't do this to me, Krabs! I WENT TO COLLEGE!"
cjeffcoatjr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"East??? I thought you said weast?????" - Patrick Star
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AWOOOOOOOOO
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE
the_recreater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
frankenwhale ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:45:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh, chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always hated it!
FoxyGrampa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:50:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when plankton's trying to teach spongebob to be assertive and that guy sits down on spongebobs face.
He's like, "spongebob, be assertive!"
and sponge sticks he's finger in the guys pocket, "bee-beep"
planktons like, "no, not in-sertive!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
For me it isn't spongebob, but Patrick: Season 1 Rockbottom episode... "SpongeBob! The bus is here!" Patrick is hanging his head out of the bus window leaving rock bottom, bus never even stopped...
proof_by_inception ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar."
windfluff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:55:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Unscather ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG!"
Also, "MY EYES!"
harizzlepizzle13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:03:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE"
Mattrix013 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick Best episode ever
benji_90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. First get a jar...Patrick, that's a pickle.
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: You need a jar. [picks up a spatula] No. [picks up his pants] No. [picks up SpongeBob] No. Try...this! [gives Patrick a jar] Now take the lid off the jar. [puts the lid in his mouth] Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. [puts his hand on counter] No, the lid. [slides his hand to the corner of the counter] the lid, the lid, lid, lid, lid, lid, FREEZE!! Almost there. Now head for the lid. [hand goes lower] Cold. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. [hand goes higher] Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!
Patrick: Ow, it burns!
toddwalnuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:59:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG!!!!!!"
NickTechTalkYT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:01:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick" *hangs up phone
Son_Of_A_Pun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What, am I going to explode? "No, it'll go straight to your thighs!... And then you'll explode!"
BeastaBubbles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
roshoka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:14:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. milk tips over
also
FINLAND
TenaciousDwight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can we say that shoes from Texas are Dumb?"
ShelbertCarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:36:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME HOY MINOY
tallymonster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know of a place where no one gets harmed, a magical place with magical charms,indooooors, indooooors, iiiinnnndooooorrrsssss!!! Take it away, penny!
EvenMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sniff That Penny has the most beautiful voice...
somethingsomething86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Did you get the ice cream?" "STEP ON IT, PATRICK!"
"Here's one someone didn't finish! 'Squidward smells.. good'"
"Magic Conch Shell, what do we do now?" "....nothing"
"Don't be intimidated Squidy..just try to picture him in his underwear... Oh no! He's hot!"
"The Hash Slinging Slasher!"
"Oh no! Who's going to sign my paycheck?!"
"But you made one fatal mistake! You messed with my paycheck! And I'm going to report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!"
"BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!"
"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning..."
"What's going on?" "Something stupid, I'm sure."
"Get out of here, ya stupid animal!"
"What? I was just joking! All that world domination thing... Wasn't that funny guys? Guys? ...I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!"
"That's not my tail." "How would you know?! Its always behind you!"
Monsters_of_the_Past ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
LetsRunTrain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:40:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Three years lay-tehr.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No one cares about the fate of labor as long as they get their instant gratification." -Squidward
codymo98 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:00:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
VSymbiote ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good people don't rip each other's arms off.
starpass33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" -Patrick Star
CtrlAltDelish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:04:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me nyoy nyoy nyoyo" doodle bob
barfbarf22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:07:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, licking doorknobs is always illegal on other planets."
IcarusI ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it.
fightmepancake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:10:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We may be stupid, but we're also dumb"
SBH1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Big, Meaty Claaaws!!!
MrMisquito ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: I'll just tell them you died in a marching accident
danielmyers76 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well Mrs. Puff, see you next Tuesday!"
oldblueeyess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." -Patrick Star
grxthy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:40:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Step into these babies hans...terrifying"
ksal2323 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:09:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You asked for a couple of ice cubes, but I only gave you one!
Pokiarchy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I a pretty girl?
quaid4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:21:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness!
Sharkie99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:26:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's my final score? 6. Woo! And how many do I need to pass? 6. oooooooooooooooo- hundred. You need 600 to pass, ya got 6.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:44:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Brace yourself, SpongeBob. This is my lab!" giant viewing screen with Labrador retriever "And this is my laboratory!"
Also: "Set phasers to fun, Ms. Tuffsy"
JediGuyB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:55:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness...and crushed it! Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks. Thanks for nothing!
You're welcome...
burninhashbrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"you become vacuum-packed...in a can of tuna...with nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!" horror movie scream
technewsqpt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:20:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โ Well, it may be stupid, but itโs also dumb.โ
kdrocat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:04:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
A7x94 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:05:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob trying to give Gary a bath. "Look, Gary. Doubloons. Don't drop 'em." winks
freddyfreak1999 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! [zoom out] I am small.
TroyDoherty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:20:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!! PUT IT IN!"
"Ummm, you're facing the wrong way, sir."
"hehehe, ALRIGHT GIVE ME THE MONEY!"
"Would that be from your savings or checking account, sir?"
"Savings."
"And can I see some identification?"
"Sure. Here you go!"
Wink to Patrick
ThePiggyRider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:15:30 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts."
DFile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true.
ScreamingAtLemons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:24:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.
woodie17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:43:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this one because it's fitting when my girlfriend is always late
TWO HOURS LATERRRR
ovjho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:02:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT WAS HIS HAT MR KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER 1!
adventcheese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:07:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You do like krabby patties don't you squidward" with that goofy grin
hermionedangerrr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:26:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEGS!
LatexTony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:20:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma"
Cpt_Soban ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:43:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now mr krabs?"
Ac1dJason ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:44:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!"
"What does that mean?"
"It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
"HO HO HO!"
"Stop Patrick you're scaring him!"
blasted_with_ecstasy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When panicking about how best to deal with the Alaskan Bull Worm:
Fish 1: We should lock our doors!
Fish 2: We should call my nephew!
Knight: We should dig a moat!
Patrick: We should take Bikini Bottom, and PUSH it somewhere else!
ksuwildkat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:55:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dont you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
"Not until 4"
ksuwildkat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:58:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That looks like Squidward too, in angry mob form!!"
theonlyjuanwho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:47:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!!
ar423 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"can you feel it now, mr krabs?"
-it just gives me images of drug effects and mdma comeups lol
Programmer17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โDo you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly.โ
illmaticStillmatic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic"
Patrick: "What's claustrophobic?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa"
Patrick: "Ho ho ho"
Spongebob: "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"
KiwiBennydudez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"PATRICK COVER OUR TRACKS"
"I'M ON IT"
Starts covering their footprints with red paint
jeff_the_nurse ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What am I?
Uhh, stupid?
No, silly--TEXAS!
What's the difference?
LickyBoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pioneer's used to ride these baby's for miles" & "Did you finish those errands"
Sigerr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spongebob, I can't hear you! It's so dark in here!"
fivedollarcarwash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!"
Arkind9334 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Do you feel now, Mister krabs?
Different quote. Spongebob: We are going to party until we are purple
Patrick: I love being purple!
dudette_princess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Am I a pretty girl, Mr.Krabs?"
Lostsonofpluto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
(Second comment)
Long read but this entire episode was absolute gold
TL;DR:
Mr. What Zit Tooya
Edit:
Link didn't work right, it'll take you to a did you mean page, go to the episode it recommends and select transcript if not already selected
Barimajor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "Those uh...homemade pies sure look good!" Fish-Pirate: "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs."
wimcdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
BillyFuckingTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi...how are ya?"
funlovingzombiefroli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
who you callin pin head?
FootBa11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Uhh, these aren't pies. They're bombs."
Gathragern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: SpongeBob! My legs are frozen solid. You're going to have to cut them off with a saw!
SpongeBob: No Patrick I can't do that!
Patrick: Why not?
SpongeBob: Because I already cut off my own arms!
Jayc177 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Miniature Squidward being held by Patrick who is rambling about Wumbo
Squidward: "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me."
knothole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't you're everyday darkness... this is advanced darkness.
svgcbbg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who's going to sign my paycheck?"
FakeAmazonReviews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?
SpongeBob: Uhh...
77remix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's big, scary and PINK"
paaccc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name is Patrick. Last week I texted a co-worker about something and he apparently didn't have my number in his phone. He texted back, "Who is this? I don't recognize the number. Is it Bill?" I sent him back an audio file of this clip:
Caller: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "NO! This is Patrick!"
ericabadu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend ... of a friend's cousin". Not a deep quote but SpongeBob was telling squidward about seabears he heard rumours of. The whole seabear attack had me cracking for minutes.
PM_ME_YO_PHAT_ASS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Have you finished those errands?"
rawrslagithor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
TECHNIQUE. TECHNIQUE.
TECHNIQUETECHNIQUETECHNIQUETECHNIIIIIIQUE!
Kevin_King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow. And the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day...phone call for you mister Plankton. And the next day...and the next day...and the next day...and the next day..."yes I counted
Scathee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Surprise I haven't seen this one.
"Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb"
AluraPlush96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to the salty spittoon. How tough are ya?!
mariofan426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ehhhhh Squidward, Ehhhhh Squidward, Ehhhhh Squidward
TemiKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SOILED IT, SOILED IT, SOILED IT!!!"
Fancy-Bear1776 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick gets rekt by Doodlebob
Spongebob: You ok Patrick?
Patrick: FINLAND!
mang0fandang0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:20:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.โ
I always laugh at this nowadays because it sounds like the premise of every cheesy romance novel aimed at teenaged girls.
Ansakicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FEEL ME!"
-Patrick Star
Flaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Alright Pinhead, your time is up!
Patrick: Who you calling Pinhead?
Blazinspeed76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAUSE THEYRE SO DARN STUPID
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wumbo. He.. she.. we..wumbo. The study of wumbology. It's elementary SpongeBob.
shadinski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob and Patrick are trying to get the paint off Mr. Krab's first dollar by beating the shit out of it with clubs
Patrick: "wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen. We have technology"
Patrick starts beating the shit out of the dollar bill with the computer
krackerbarrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Pat sweeping the floor with the butt of a broom, customer approaches him) "hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town."
And "my names not Rick"
whittyhuton214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Air is not good, Patrick.... Air is not good!
bcawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs, are you feeling it?
Metrologyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These were white when I bought 'em.
Vaxeri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium bombs
N is for no survivors
formlex7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"what am i gonna do blow up?"
"no it all goes to your thighs... then you blow up"
oliveoyl69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lights go out
Spongebob: patrick, is that you?
Patrick: what?
Spongebob: i said, "is that you?"
Patrick: i can't hear you! It's too dark in here
rowdy_t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here"
Squidward is such a savage
reader382 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M for mini, W for wumbo. He, she, it wumbo, wumbology, the study of wumbo, come on SpongeBob, its simple!
Ms_Mediocracy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When Patrick was the worldโs worst receptionist. -Is this Krusty Krab? -No,This Is Patrich.
zapper0113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who're callin' pinhead
IfIRecallCorrectly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! A Rock! A RA-HA-HA-HA-HOCK!!!. It's big, beautiful, old rock. Aww, the Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And she's in great shape!
pezzshnitsol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town? /drinks soda
Krispyzors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the inner machinations of my mind are an engima." - Patrick
BharthVader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you calling pinhead. On top of that when Sandy asks them who's the real Dirty Dan, Patrick says he is. I was crying that whole episode
Chrisandthesilurians ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh these aren't homemade, they where made in a factory, a bomb factory, they're bombs."
TB_Dark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's get naked!"
"No lets save that for when we're selling real estate."
ezzerby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No, this is Patrick."
AVestedInterest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We've been smeckledorfed!
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
atticada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HI MAILMAN
Probe_Droid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It pleases me that virtually all of these quoutes are from pre-movie Spongebob. I know because, like all of you reading this right now, can perfectly play back each of these scenes perfectly in my head.
Kuntakenta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NO SQUIDWARD! DON'T DO IT!" .. "or what? I'll blow up?" "No, it will Go straight to your thighs!" ... "my... Thighs?" "And then you'll blow up!"
ThePoeticJustice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
Vulpeex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his hat, Mr.Krabs! He was number one!
CMG_exe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just picture him in his underwear
HE'S HOOOOOOOTTTTTT
JLR1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession. Plotting his operation!"
WatchMeRayRay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't think this paint bubble can get any bigger."
"Nonsense!" (Proceeds to bring out air pump)
TearsOfTroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME HOY MINOY!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "East? I thought you said W-East"
Spongbob: "W-east Patrick?! That says East!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they get their instant gratification. "
--Squidward Q. Tentacles
IAmWhatTheRockCooked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
--Patrick
Kenshin92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I learned in boating school is....
bigbiemusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ain't calling ya's fer dinner!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:42:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Krusty Krab is unfair.
Mr. Krabs is in there.
Standing at the concession.
Plotting his oppression.
OddTuning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! A roooOOoOoOoooCccckk.
mercuryblood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward(?): You look like a girl!
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?
ProtoChaud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Er, you're beautiful."
It was Mr. Krabs. Context is he's wearing the #1 soda drinking hat he sold him (the one that belonged to Smitty Werben Jaeger-Man-Jensen).
the_deepest_toot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Best. Thread. Ever
spykidsfan1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
ColorblindNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "OK, how many of you have played instruments before?"
Patrick: raises hand "is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Patrick: raises hand
Squidward: "Horseradish is not an instrument either. "
Is_that_a_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr.Krabs: Where's the X? It's supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east!
Patrick: ....Ohhhhhhh "East"? I thought you said "Weast".
Mr.Krabs: "Weast"? What kind of compass you reading lad?
Patrick: This one sir (hands Mr.Krabs a normal compass).
Mr.Krabs: That's "West" Patrick. You're fired again.
powergo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?
Cut to Patrick, alarm goes off at 3 am
Patrick: Oh boy 3 am! Pulls out Krabby Patty from under his covers and eats it
malachor708 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mi Hoy Minoy!!!
reallyNotTyler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Everyone morning I break my legs, every night I break my arms. Every night, I lie awake until the agony of my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Chobo84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BE THE CRANE!!!!!
ketoquest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
They were made in a bomb factory... they're bombs...
blonderson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"East? I thought you said weast..." - Patrick
adamst2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Soiled it! SOILED IT!"
Pono_kai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got the ugly
devospice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one I laughed so hard at that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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chubbyurma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STEPPING ON THE BEACH
--BR549-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Drbdrbdrblll doo doo doo
Ibelongtovincente ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, your genius is showing!" "Where!?!"
Grapes12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who eats a Krabby Patty at 3 am? Patrick: OH BOY 3 AM
ThatOneHistoryBuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Patrick, how stupid are you?
Patrick: it varies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me hoy menoy
VikingFashion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?
Kaycee_Rosenfall_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Krusty Kraaaab Ayyyee ayyyye Pizza Ohhh the Pizza Yeah! For you and..... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
lardson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have no soul." - Squidward Tentacles
itsamelaura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
squidward playing clarinet doctor knocks on door "hi we're with the pet hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "East? I thought you said weast."
wanitoshampoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to anchor arms, now I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me.
BlazeTurtleZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO! I'M DIRTY DAN!
CadillacG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Gary!"
theuncannyvalleys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't me millionth dollar! This is just an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semigloss Lipstick!"
"Actually it's Coral Blue #..."
LevitatingSponge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
25!
AdmiralAkbar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
"So that' what he calls it."
thepenaltytick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MEATBALL MEATBALL SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GREAT BARRIER REEF!"
TheWastelander11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!"
Anuarisa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: Patrick, where's Spongebob? Patrick: I don't know. I've been knocking on his door for three hours. I need his hot sauce for my milkshake.
sidhantsv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I remember one-
Well, maybe it's because you're ugly.
-Patrick The Star.
overkill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got you a technical maintenance manual. I didn't wrap it, I knew you'd understand.
Melmac1803 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And now back to K-R-U-D with all of your personal YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH STEALING MY CAR, HITS!"
TedNougat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I fell down and got covered in boo boos.
SirStabil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best thread i have ever read in my life,so many good memories :D
Kimchi_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't go to jail, it's not a good time!"
ScorchingBullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?"
starmanjones7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
thiosk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
reproduce by budding
GreenCrackaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was number 1 !!
lickthecowhappy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!"
OMG_WHO_CARES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!
VanillaWhiteBread ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidwerd to Spongebob: Go be stupid somewhere else.
theindianhammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, this is Patrick.
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Uh Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant...
JiveTurkey_03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Want to know somethjng evem funnier than 24?"
Pfffffttt TWENTY FIVEEE.
nahnotthisone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!
hirlow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't thpth understand thpth your accent thpth
CastleRockDoR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Barneryr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli! Ravioli! Give me the formuloli!
ahyler10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ok we have death ray, invisible ca-" "Self Destruct" Patrick slams the self destruct button
PurpleVoltage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ready, kids?
CLUTCHBOTTOMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want it to hurt me Kevin?
Cheechers23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: That's crazy talk!
Patrick: That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk: HEBEBEHE HEBEBEHE WEAH WEAH WEAH HABNIEBDODHE
kittycat1xo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good"
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I love you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My Leg!
scatta456hat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ate nails for breakfets without any milk
TheStonedFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can I have me arms back?"
leftypride8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory.
A BOMB factory.
They're bombs."
CLUTCHBOTTOMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy Leif Ericsson day, a hinga-dinga-durgen!
craftypajamalady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
The_Gazius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Krabs: "That hat makes you look like a girl."
Spongebob: "Am I a pretty girl?"
heydoopid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squidward that's not the peace treaty, that's a copy of the peace treaty..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: 'Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3am?'
Patrick: 'Oh boy it's 3am'
Titaniusmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob and Patrick walk into a mattress store that is filled with huge stacks of mattresses.
SpongeBob: Patrick how many mattresses you think there are?
Patrick: Ten.
Gets me every time.
brober23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We should take bikini bottom, and push it somewhere else!
Mclarencj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town? I use this alot in life
darthvadar1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your good your good your good
kittycat1xo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song...
oOmilkshakeOo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's not my wallet
moarroidsplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LOOK AT IT!
LOOK AT IT!
LOOK AT IT!
Chrisswagg13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
STILL NO PICKLES! or PRETTY PATTIES RULE!
ivanwarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
moarroidsplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.
Kelpsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: What did she call me?
SpongeBob: Handsome. But she spelled it wrong.
CleOHguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'll eat it now
TheAnatidaephobia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Who would want a Krabby Patty at 3am?
Patrick: Oh boy 3 am!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing how funny they are even in text form, you can tell spongebob had some really great writing
youngosama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" i don't really feeeeeeel like it" Story of my life
sour_wolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
-Patrick raises hand-
"Horseradish is not an instrument either."
Also, when Spongebob is trying to teach Patrick how to open a jar, and he tells him to put his hand on the lid, and Spongebob keeps repeating "the lid, the lid, the lid" when Patrick puts his hand everywhere BUT the lid.
xahnel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it.
...
I NEEEED IT.
brasilkid16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: SpongeBob, that's crazy talk!
Patrick: that's not crazy talk, THIS is crazy talk... Habluhbluhbluh! HABLUHBLUHBLUH! Bluh blue bluh! AHabbdjdndndnsisjsnsbsbshsbdjdjn
sandy smashes head in
Patrick: Sorry...
slp50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't want to face my fears. I'm afraid of them! From the Fiery Fist of Death episode.
goldenboy2191 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh great! Now the talking cheese has something to say!" Not spongebob who said it, but said about spongebob.
ahyler10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok now draw a circle... NO SQUIDWARD THAT'S AN OVAL!!
fabiovel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spongebob :"Hey kevin"
xcramos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LADELADELADELADEL
progna95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma. - Patrick
jacksonp1325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Paaaatrick, your genius is showing.
Patrick: WHERE!?
UNBR34K4BL3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I had known that being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes"
Bubbler_Fett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im stuck at work so someone love me and put the full "Wumbo" speech!
sc00bast3v3516 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite quote because of SpongeBobs face more than anything: "You like Krabby patties, don't you squidward?"
BakinBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "Patrick you've got ice cream on your face." Patrick: "Yeah, that's the problem with this brand."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BOO BOO KEYS
VicariousWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
When plankton becomes spongebobs psychologist
Spongebob: I see...giant krabby patties!
Plankton: What are they made of?!
Spongebob: ...HATRED!
Plankton: NO I MEAN THE INGREDIENTS WHAT ARE THE STINKING INGREDIENTS?!
ravbuscus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG!
ohhhello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" i anything can't do right since because pickles"
HutchinsonianDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEGS
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret colletion of secrets, secretly."
cassiopea65 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is why Patrick is the best character in the show, most of the quotes in the thread are said by him.
htecarterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT... that wasn't nice (whimpers)"
Zokara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In Spongebob's mind between two of himself. "Hurry it up, what do you think I'm paying you for?" "You don't pay me, we don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of though." "One more crack like that and you're out of here." "Please no, I have three kids!"
Shaunski92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob eating snail food.
"blegh"
"what is it, Peterson?"
"I'm not sure, I feel.....a disturbance"
Batsujin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar...
FuckBigots5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you callin'pinhead, pinhead?"
Taman_Should ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Samplicityxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Two! Count 'em, two! ...marshmallows."
Irek8urek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Will we be getting business cards"
GIZZYLOLLYPOPS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, Patrick! You're a genius! I get called that a lot. What, a genius? No, Patrick
MrPDubz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Secretly I'm a little naive
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEGS!!!!!
hoberglobin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There once was a man from Peru, who dreamt of eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true.
homingmissile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ne hoy minoy.
turglow1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ohhhhh East?? I thought you said... Weast!
OctorokHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
lemonsquarejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!!
Wundermania ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
By far my favorite
Spongebob: Patrick! Your genius is showing!
Patrick: Where?!
Virisenox_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What a stupid idea, who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?
hjwoolwine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Its gotta be "is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Throwawaygreentable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm tired of playing second bananna to a man who wears a bra!
0re00s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're selling chocolate."
"Chocolate?"
"Yeah!"
"What? What are they selling?"
"Chocolate!"
"What?"
"Chocolate!"
"I can't hear you!"
"THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!"
"They're selling chocolate?"
"YEAH!"
"Chocolate? I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT"
Midnightvelvet0003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fine dining, and breathing"
missmcpooch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A tailor... BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!
N7_Guerilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, first I take my hand....and then I do this.
Swing_Wildly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leedle Leedle leedle." - Patrick
CPU_Pi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Status report, Mr. Squarepants."
"The whole ship is underwater captain!"
"Aye, we're marooned then..."
4931119 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hearing squidward grumbling in his house "It sounds like squidward a house has an upset stomach" "Maybe it was something he ate" squidward comes out he front door "He ate squidward!" "Yep, that'll do it"
valereck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is it Squirdward? Is it hilarious?"
OGStarkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was number 1.
RapidTrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we, wumbo
MilitaryMaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?"
Rise_ToThe_Occasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
Irish_Samurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ready kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It feels like somebody WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
JuRoJa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many good ones...
"Gold team rules!"
"Technique! Technique!"
"Nehoymenoymenoy"
"My face! My face! Also my leg but... My face!"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick"
MilitaryMaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And for the Halo fans out there...
I present to you, "Do exactly as I do..."
https://youtu.be/Ut-iTlEA9lo
sometimeyesteryear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from The Netherlands and it was translated for me so now I can laugh again but in a different language I love this.
PunkRwkRay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The End
jomoorigotto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FELICITATIONS MALEFACTORS. I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULA, IF FOR, AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES. WHO WILL JOIN ME?????" - Plankton
throwmyassintoorbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm one hundred percent ma-male
ilumlia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick is sweeping with an upside down broom:
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
MarkJohnson27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: What could be better than serving up smiles? Squidward: Being dead. Or anything else.
ThatsDabtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I smell a smell, a smelly smell. A smelly smell, that smells.... Smelly!"
g_harris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: What's it made of? SpongeBob: EYELASHES!
Iziama94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick "Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob I found out where boogers come from"
Spongebob: "where?"
Patrick whispers to Spongebob
Spongebob: "Gross"
As a child I just laughed, adult me now knows and that day was the day I realized how often these cartoons sneak in dirty jokes
CloaknPoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone knows no one wants to dance with a fool who's gone and... Ripped his pants!
zyrxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When spongebob takes the pie bomb, and Mr Krabs says "The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him, how are you gonna live with yourself?
Rhomega2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
illdoitlaterokay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dolphin noises
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I may be stupid, but I am also dumb"
atinyhobbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME HOY MIN YOY MIN YOY
Careless_Yoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
JacobInTheMorning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But the door's locked! And the only other way out is through the... perfume department..."
towellz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Look Gary! Doubloons! Don't drop these ;)"
I was dumbfounded that they would make that joke.
Aztecah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Krabs: "Time is money, so if yer wastin' me TIME, then yer wastin' me MONEY!"
Splodgerydoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered plague onto our houses!
He did?
NO, BUT ARE WE JUST GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL HE DOES?
r3tiredat21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick, i thought of something funnier than 24 Patrick: Let me hear it Spongebob:25!
DanTheMan941 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. Cuts to milk spilling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Firmly grasp it"
shualton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damn the humor of old school sponge on still holds up to this day!!
LotsOfVodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Leedle leedle leedle lee!
FedExPope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Harold:ย Hey, hey funny guy! I've got a joke for you! What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?
SpongeBob:ย Umm, noxious gas?
Harold:ย No! Your act!ย [Everyone laughs]
latenitelay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"there's something rotten in bikini bottom". If your underwear stinks wash your self hahahaahahahaha
His-Swoleiness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number 1!
Spoons_and_Whales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Patrick you're a genius!
Patrick: Yeah I get called that a lot.
SpongeBob: A Genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick.
Lommo97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well did you try setting it to Wumbo?
Georgia_Ball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND
Ehll_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb. -Patrick
EpicRedditor34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his hat mister krabs! He was number one!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!
Leharen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THERE'S NO ICE! THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY ICE! ICE IS JUST A MYTH!"
Iwuvmeleesmh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: What am I now?
Patrick: Uhh...stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
Wicale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: hey if we're underwater how can there be a fire goes out im scared Spongebob.
Buggiboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: I Wumbo, you Wumbo, He, She, We, Wumbo. (We all are clearly Wumbos)
Blaze13685 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I may be stupid. But im also dumb! -Patrick Star
Squidman512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG"
twili4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick are you angry too?!"
Patrick: "yeahhh"
Spongebob: "What's the matter?"
Patrick: "I can't see my forehead" >:|
ethanfatcheric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"May k take your hat sir?"
All_I_do_is_loss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
JeffGoldblumsGlasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob drives past at like 100mph and drops a wrapper out the window. Random Fish Cop: "Litterbugs?! This....is why I joined the force."
bagels87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He was number 1!"
boogie_smallz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
damn-cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a good noodle!"
SUPERKAMIGURU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What I learned in boating school is-
MrRespectYourGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.' - Mr. Krabs
Love using this in conversation.
0_patric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hello is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO THIS IS PATRICK!"
BecomingTheArchtype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton:Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!
more_iron_YEAH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
SNaGem21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "Why do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow!"
Mr. Krabs: "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"
tjgamir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My ultimate favorite:
Spongebob: And now, with two hands! blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant
Patrick: Ahaha ahaha ahaha it's a giraffe ahaha ahaha
Also:
SpongeBob: Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!
Sandy: Well, you know... I don't need to... I'll show ya all! I don't need this suit! And I don't need this helmet neither!
Mr. Krabs: Neptune preserve her!
Squidward: How long can she stay like that?
SpongeBob: I don't know!
Patrick: Sandy's a girl?
fitzgerald01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sorry about the scabies."
mdragon13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the hooks episode, patrick:
"Does this look dangerous" with like 10 hooks in his mouth.
ImYourDadAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No I'M Dirty Dan!
Khuddle2310 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "Hey Squidward! How the [dolphin noise] are ya?"
Broffeser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: FINLAND!!!!
DeltaDeWitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite lines is when Mr. Krabs flushes Plankton down the toilet says "And now for the chaser!"
MammothManny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M READY!!!
kileel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Personally, I always liked this scene.
Phukc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My legs!!"
dobbertom123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, the lid, the lid, the lid, the lid..."- Spongebob
IAmGoingToFuckThat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I say, 'Another day, another nickel!' pretty often. :P
no_this-is_patrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Is this the Krusty Krab?'
-"No, this is Patrick"
sir_patrickryan14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHO YOU CALLIN PINHEAD?!"
NNJAxKira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" - Patrick
KTheOneTrueKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongedoodle: "ARABIGGLEHOBBLEBOBBLE!"
Spongebob: "I'm sorry?"
Spongedoodle, slower and annoyed: "Ara biggle. Hobble. Bobble."
brainstormingLiszt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Sea Bears and Fairy Tales Are Real? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Patrick: Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's COUSIN
peartrans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have never felt so free high in the sky is the place for me. Helping friends from up above these are the things that I LOVEEE. I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime "I'M RICHHHH" and I'll save Patrick from this mime. "Thanks! Buddy!" Even Plankton needs some help when he get's tangled in the keeeheheeeehehehelellllllllllp. "Pls put me down."
JDogg_of_RS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast; without any milk."
halien69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm going to enjoy myself even if it kills me" - Squidward
First muscular fish: you calling me a liar? Second muscular fish: I ain't calling you for dinner!
FlapJack_N17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "We've been smeckledorfed!"
Mr. Krabs: "That's not even a word and I agree with ya!"
natsanchez223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
FalseFun29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold.
Pperson25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE GENTLE LABORER SHALL NO LONGER SUFFER FROM THE NOXIOUS GREED OF MISTER CRABS. WE WILL DISMANTLE OPPRESSION BOARD BY BOARD. WE WILL SAW THE FOUNDATION OF BIG BUSINESS IN HALF; EVEN IF IT TAKES AN ETERNITY. WITH YOUR SUPPORT, WE WILL SEND THE HAMMER OF THE PEOPLE'S WILL CRASHING THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF MR. KRABS' HOUSE. OF. SERVATUDE.
gfinz18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OwwwWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!" "Leedle leedle leedle lee..."
iminterestingplease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Truth Or Square: Squidward fixing his garden. "That's every house in Bikini Bottom." Pineapple falls off ship onto Squidward "Oh wait, I forgot about that one."
Otherwise, "Did you see my underwear?" "No Patrick" "Did you want to?
PaperLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
Bladeration ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: A lot of obvious funny quotes. But there are also some subtitle things that little kids don't find funny at all. I think these are the best as there are literally hidden adult-jokes
Scumbaggedfriends ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Guess I'm not wearing pants today. Or using the door."
carawolfey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!
Wolfgang7990 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, please. I have no soul!" O_O HRA HRA HRA HAH HAH HAAA
razminr11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"101 dollars for a Krabby Patty?"
"With cheese Mr. Squidward, with cheese."
mothyames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have ONE dollar."
Shortypants68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โCHOCOLATE!!!!โ
HRP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.
Anub-arak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
bigmike424 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "I AM UGLY AND IM PROUD, I AM UGLY AND IM PROUD, IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!"
Squidward: "Is that what he calls it?"
and "DEUUEAUGH"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's take the bikini bottom and push it SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
wakingup_withwolves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best Reddit thread ever. Everyone getting to read this wins.
lalaland_85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The whole super hero episode with Patrick and the wallet that "wasn't" his
NateRVA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the Krusty Krab? No, Its Patrick.
ThatTyedyeNarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band."
Kappa_Swaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
something something /u/rogersimon10 being beaten by his dad with jumper cables...
HockeyFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't worry captain, We can buff out of those scratches!" I always think of that line when I drive someone else's car.
Danimals9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"More soup for your armpit?"
Jesus-KunOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna see me run to that bolder and back" doesn't move "wanna see me do it again?"
redcoat12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, SpongeBob, that's INSERTIVE!
mustangTL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: at least I'm safe inside my mind Patrick: at least I'm safe inside my mind AHHHHHHHHHH
chokingonlego ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who wants a krabby patty at 3:00 am anyway?"
cuts to Patrick at 3:00 am
"Oh boy! 3:00 am!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What do you normally do when I'm gone?
Wait for to to get back.
megatricinerator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
remember, licking door-knobs is illegal on other planets.
Xandipandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sponge Bob tries to break Mrs puff out of jail and pops up out of the toilet bowl in her cell she screams "guards guards come look" and the guard comes looks in the toilet and says "they don't pay me enough to do this job" and flushes the toilet.
madison_idk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people won't you listen to meeeeeeeeeee
pinkNarwal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Next farts
Dasachi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Mr. Krabs: Ice? Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want? You want ice? Is that what you want?
SpongeBob: The dark deed you requested is done, sir.
Officer Nancy: I'll get it myself. Ice is in the freezer, right?
Mr. Krabs: There is no ice! There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth!
e_ndoubleu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's just take Bikini Bottom and PUSH it somewhere else!"
UserNamesAreExtreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you Patrick Star?" "That's me." I found your ID in this wallet, so this must be your wallet." "Sounds good to me." "Then take it" "It's not my wallet." Man Ray trying to do a good deed
EurphoricTapir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "Shall we, Patrick?"
Patrick: "Let's shall."
Keudn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't see my forehead
gr33nG3nt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I'm not as cool as Larry let me be struck by"
*thunder
"A flying ice cream truck"
*ice cream truck jingle
"AND LIVE!"
*ice cream truck stops a few feet above his head, then lands on him
ErsatzCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
Thinks of spilled milk
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krraabss?'
theamazing_kcir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I NEEEEEEED IT!!!"
yourboycharliec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "You ok Patrick?" Patrick: "Finland!" Or Patrick: "Where's the leak ma'am?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Who're you calling pinhead?"
"THAT guy has shoes!"
"aaaaaaaaabbbbbbssoooooolllluuuuuuutley..... nothing." dumbface with cow moo
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't pay us, we don't even exist at all. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
paperfacemasquerade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"One more crack like that and you're outta here!" "No, please, I have 3 kids!"
TheKhajiit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spongebob, I'm glad you learned your lesson. Hero worship is unhealthy. Come on, Jeffrey!"
Dacno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma "
*cue video of container of milk falling over *
evan_evans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick- "Just relax, sit back, watch some teevee, and chug down a carton of drinkable sausage!"
Diremeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HE WAS NUMBER 1!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cricket chirps
Spongebob: "Uh sorry, I don't speak italian."
mr_____awesomeqwerty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG!!"
Somethingfishy4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everybody's an idiot except for me"
taurineflavor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar -Squidward
Demi2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Do you love it? Squidward: well, it's kind of itchy. What's this thing made of? Spongebob: EYELASHES!!
wait or when Spongebob was practicing his lines for his stand up show. Talking about squirrels "cuz they're stupid.....cuz they're stupid.....
FutureLuca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS.
SQUUUUIIIDDWARRRRD.
Demi2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"TRYING TO STOP IT IS FUTILE, SO JUST LISTEN NOW TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE"
Demi2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick " Patrick: "what" Spongebob: "I've thought of something funnier than 24" Patrick "Let me hear it: Spongebob (snickering) "25!!"
samoroso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps not my favorite, but the one the phrase I use most often: "Wateeerr would be niiiiiice!"
DownExtreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you calling pinhead?
hunnysuckle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's right hunny, we don't have a son!" .. "Oh yeah"
N2O_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!"
Ganjapi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT
rubixium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[in your best loud, craggly, old lady voice]
WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY? CHOCOLATES?! I remember when they first invented chocolate. So sweet. I always HATED IT!
Ashestoaishes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
afkstudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a total toss up for me between:
Plankton (inside Spongebob's head): Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.
Squidward: Mediocre?
-or-
SpongeBob: I got covered in boo boos.
Doctor: Boo boos, eh? I think you're going to want that hospital.
SpongeBob: WEENIE HUT GENERAL!?
choking_da_chicken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward TORTELLINI?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick, that's not a ride!"
Razorblazor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He made me experience high tide!"
MountainFizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And now for my very elaborate and college educated plan!!"
Zaun123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Finally! Now that I've got you right where I want you! I'd like to buy all your chocolate."
"Thank you for your patronage."
BikesAtNight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Good luck next Tuesday, I hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen." --Squilliam Fancyson
Eteacles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This whole thread is fucking hilarious.
byperheam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Hey.. Patrick..
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: I thought of something funnier than 24..
Patrick: Lemme hear it..
SpongeBob: 25
arabchic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death!
Wino_403 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Me Crabs, how the [dolphin chirp that is short enough to sound like the F word] are ya?
FutureLuca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
sweating profusely
Oh, Neptune.
Metalworks13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"... fuuuuuuuuuutuuuuuuure."
JoeyCip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"People speak loudly when they want to sound smart right?"
"CORRECT!"
JoshMT96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is not average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close it doesn't seem so dark."
bigfatjumbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When the neomytes suck all the moisture out of his house and he wakes up and his house has shrunk to almost nothing and he says "Hooray, Gary! We're finally HUGE!!!!" I'm a 40 year old fat dude and I almost dropped my kid in the floor when he said that I was laughing so hard....
lucasdoofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I guess you're gonna miss the...panty raid."
cojultad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: oh, I am sure you can figure it out with your 8 years of Med school
SpongeBob: Patrick, you didn't go to med school
Patrick: So?
Demi2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "ECALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS!!" (throws dice) Patrick: "Eels"
jphobbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you move it along, I'm running out of time cards..."
Boscolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a tune from Spongebob I still remember fully to this day.
S: "F is for friends who do things together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!"
TheCrappiestMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
You don't even need the context of the show to explain it either, it's still hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Alllllllright Pinhead, your time is up!
Patrick: Who are you calling Pinhead?
byperheam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Squidward you can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward!!!
Squidward: Whats gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
SpongeBob: No, Worse!! It'll go right to your thighs..
Squidward: My thighs..? -looks down at his now rotund tentacles -
SpongeBob: ... and then you blow up.
Another_Boner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My Leg!!!"
a2ofSpades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "You're making me claustrophobic."
Patrick: "What does claustrophobic mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
Squidward: "No it doesn't -"
Patrick: "HO HO HO!"
Spongebob: "Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!"
Altonator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The bubble blowing episode. SpongeBob blew an elephant bubble and Patrick was laughing his ass off at it.
"Hahahaha. Hahahaha. IT'S A GIRAFFE! Hahahaha!"
20wattamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses! Protesters: He did?? Tom: No... But are we going to wait around until he does?
kontrast0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHA HAHAHA ITS A GIRAFFE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching one of the newest episodes and they were playing some accounting board game. Patrick turns to SpongeBob and says "What's an audit?"
SomeRandomUserGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the krusty krab?
manchestercity123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE
shultzy7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not just a boulder sniffles its a rock! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's it great shape!"
IronMikeT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"my leg!!!"
TakeMeToChurchill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HA HA, HAHAHA, IT'S A GIRAFFE!
M350 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
HBOHoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick to Spongebob when they get trapped inside a toy store during the night: "I can't hear you, its too dark in here!"
ALA_BLK_SNK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SpongeBob, your girlfriend is NOT ugly!"
MaxPecktacular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember Mr crabs, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
TheFuhrminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
ronnieeeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:18 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!"
foxfatal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lol when Spongebob went sandboarding and imitated Squidward. That part was so damn funny.
Spongebob: Look everyone! I call this the Grouchy Squidward. Squidward: Spongebob! Stop naming moves after me!! Spongebob (as Squidward): Everbody's an idiot except for me! Squidward (sipping on tea): Well it's true.
(Slaps Mr. Krabs) "Spongebob, you gotta ask him a question first" "Riiiiiight ;). What color is my underwear? (slaps Mr. Krabs again)
darbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And then, he got hit by a bus! And at his funeral, they fired him!"
_ShakashuriBlowdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his hat Mr. Krabs. He was #1!
Reezen92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firmly Grasp IT!?
TFaust75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward describing Krusty Krab duties to SpongeBob while SpongeBob is distracted by Mystery
"We do this for 40 years, then we die."
Miss-Chanandler-Dong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no he's hooooot!"
CuccoPotPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MERMAID MAAAAAGIIIIC!!!". This is effective with questions like the following:
How did you do [X]? MERMAID MAAAAAGGGIIIIICCCC
How does that work? MERMAID MAAAAGGGGIIIICCCC
Where can I get that? MERMAID MAAAAGGGIIICCCC
PM_ME_FOR_SMALLTALK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr.Krabs: I spent a lifetime working in this restaurant, and I know there's only one way out of here.
Patrick: A high school diploma?
lucasdoofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs getting ready in the morning while the radio plays "Look at yourself old man, you've got multiple chins, CAUSE YOU'RE OLDDDDD."
1fiercedeity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're not cavemen SpongeBob. We have technology. (Proceeds to smash dollar with Mr. Krab's computer)
NunPuncherESQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ready, I'm Ready...!"
BarackNoDrama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
alyxblythe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:27 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was number one!
justinmayo81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob:ย You need a jar.ย [picks up a spatula]ย No.ย [picks up his pants]ย No.ย [picks up SpongeBob]ย No. Try...this!ย [gives Patrick a jar]ย Now take the lid off the jar.ย [puts the lid in his mouth]ย Just relax. Lift your hand. [Patrick lifts his hand] Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid.ย [puts his hand on counter]ย No, the lid.[slides his hand to the corner of the counter]ย [Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid". Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]ย Freeze!!ย [hand is on the side of the jar]ย Almost there. Now head for the lid.ย [hand goes lower]ย Cold.ย [hand goes higher]ย Warmer.ย [hand goes higher]Warmer.ย [hand goes higher]ย Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!Patrick:ย Ow, it burns
Stealthy_Bird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So.. this is what I get for working overtime"
"NNNNNGGG OVERTIME?!"
Neil2250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, licking door knobs is illegal on other planets"
Ophiopogon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How did this blow up again?
gogogophers22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward smells...... Good
ExtraSmooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast..."
"..." (rolls eyes)
"...without any milk"
"OH sorry sir, right this way"
Dickcheese_McDoogles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick trying to sweep the floor with the handle end
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
Prince_Edward_IV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Wow patrick, how many mattresses do you think are in here?
Patrick: uhh... looks around at the inside of an enormous warehouse for about 3 seconds, observing countless mattresses stacked floor to ceiling
"twelve."
Zerojoe92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!
PortugueseStallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick is a super hero, SpongeBob asks for his autograph after he saves the day. "Is that SpongeBob with one seven or two?".
BlameRex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Patrick are you angry to
Patrick: yeah, I can't see my forehead
TheChippy1200 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, you know what number is funnier than 23?
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: 24!!!
insideoutcollar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"They're selling chocolate!"
"WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU SAY???"
PotatoInTights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything said in the German version of spongebob
FoolInSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Kraaabbss WWWAAALLLEEETTT!!!!
metarugia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
demonicsoap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody likes pie!
swoodward94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No this is Patrick."
silent_engineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firmly grasp it!!!
ThePiggyRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4:00.
KitchenSwillForPigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Snore I'm the Flying Dutchman Snore I'm the Flying Dutchman
hangsight1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M READY, I'M READY!" x12 times
eleeza11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!
LahnTheSlahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so close... I can almost taste it...close up of Patrick licking a popsicle that looks like the side of SpongeBobs face First 3 seasons of Spongebob are fucking brilliant.
mrkh-x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, how are ya?"
RVBmaniac21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have two favorites: 1. "Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!" 2.Plankton: "There's the guy that took your Ice Cream, assert yourself and take it back!" SB: "Hey that's my Ice Cream!" Plankton: "Good, now let him have it!" SB: "You can have it!"
DarthStrakh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously? No one has said it? Smitty werbenyeagermanjensen! HE WAS NUMBER 1!
Sword_and_Scholar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You mean like a weenie? May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir?" - Patrick Star
Folk_Legend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Personal favorite is when they are parenting the baby clam and spongebob yells OVERTIME??? At Patrick
SnackbarDaTerrierist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I constantly reference that episode to my wife now that we have a toddler and newborn.
Cmoneysir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:58 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't think we don't know how to weeeed em out!
JimboJJ26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?"
The_Ninja_Assassin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sandy's a GIRL!?"
FACE_Ghost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:46 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Happy_Pumpkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Burger: I'll always be with you right here SpongeBob: In my heart? Burger: no in your arteries
Cobbleking32486 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
there once was a man from nantucket....
Rhana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't pfffft understand pfffft your accent.
Khogewerf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HAHAHAHAAAHAAAAA HAHAHAHAAHAAAA HAHAHAHAHA" ~Spongebob
SoundRedux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "There's so many things in life i still haven't gotten to do!"
Spongebob in a call center: "Hang on!~ I'll transfer your call!"
TheChamp1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are ya ready kids?
LivingLikeLarry420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living like larry
Amctv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
YaBoyDL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I'll eat it now *eats chocolate. .......... I think I'll eat it now *bites hand
runhaterand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! Bye, Squidward!"
"You said Squidward twice."
"I like Squidward."
Amansouri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"WEEEE WOOOOO, WEEEE WOOOO"
TedBundysSon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest thread!
TasteTheTyger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Altantis
guy127890 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!!!
TheSmashPosterGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's the claustrophobic bit.
Dhahockey123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the besssst day evveerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN!?!"
rigatony96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was his hat mr krabs he was number one!"
tuscabam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:08 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"#%$&&]{{โฌยฃ?!" Those are word enhancers.
fine-rusty-knife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And this is the chalkboard. It's the ladle that helps us drink from the fountain of knowledge."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe its because youre ugly"
setthersonj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
SnackbarDaTerrierist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Art thou feeling it now, Mr Krabs?"
esiuolnerok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two sal-ads...
Godzillayk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:55 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise and instrument?" Should be the top one
brandonkhan97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonaise an instrument?"
Thehype105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?" -Squidward
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick there's ice cream in your eyebrows" "That's the problem with this brand"
SchleppyJ4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
ObsceneTurnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:28 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."
SchleppyJ4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FUTUREEEEE
FUTUREEEEE
WeaselSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid.
tigrn914 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Ready!"
Seashellcity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My son has been riding around on his tricycle saying, "Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road."
This has now become a thing for me and SO while we drive.
Rebgirl420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nice people don't rip other people's arms off!
DixieWreckedJedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Open Sesame!
Well I've done all I can do.
sjweiland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Pal, you just blow in from stupidtown?"
secretlyacuttlefish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
beernerd76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was number one!
JerseyCobra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly that everyone died! The End." :)
Gigglepops1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That was an oval, it has to be a circle"
Lionheart952 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Huh? Well, I'll have you know that I am a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom!
Patrick: What did he say?
SpongeBob: I don't know. Something about his nose?
And also...
SpongeBob: I always come to work at 3am. This is when I count the sesame seeds.
OnliWanKenobi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: He called us mediocre
Spongebob: That's right he made us feel special!
meiyoumayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know! Let's get naked!"
"No, let's save that for when we sell real estate."
usurper7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs: "Is that horse in here?"
Spongebob: "No Mr. Krabs. I was just doing my imitation of Mystery. Wee snaw!"
Mr. Krabs: "Well keep working on it. That was terrible."
Lch0ps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's not riiiiiick!
The_Spartan_CV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I say we take the Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
trey1203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Daddy no!"
"DADDY YES!!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aw. It'sa little baby Scallop. it can't even fly yet."
"what's the matter? Is it stupid?"
Flylikeabirdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time.
Bowman_van_Oort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
cut to video of a carton of milk tipping over and spilling
TheLoneWolf527 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"First the lights...then the phone...then THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME?!.........No wait, they always do that."
schatzski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Barnacle boy: oh mermaid man, I think I
Mermaid man: FOUND IT!!
chars Barnacle boy's face
firetruck501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
jrobinabox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:10 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feel it now Mr Krabs?
GalacticHeimat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mr. Krabbs, you have to let go of the dime!"
"I can think of ten reasons not to let go of a dime, boy."
CommenceTheWentz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When they first meet Sandy, Spongebob says something about how she lives in a dome full of air
Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?
One of those jokes that I didn't understand as a kid but when I rewatched it later I was like 'oooooh!'
Reamnent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"East? I thought you meant weast"
ThePiggyRider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why would Flatts want to kick my butt? I haven't even said two words to the guy! [Cuts to earlier] Hi, I'm SpongeBob!
supercircus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You used me!... For LAND DEVELOPMENT!!
chewchainz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I gotta get out of here!"
"TOO LATE!"
RiceBaker100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything involving Squidward. In Band Geeks (yeah it's a cop out answer cause it's the best episode) and he has certain sections like the woodwinds play an arpeggio(?) to make sure their instruments are in tune, and when he gets to the drums they try to play their drumsticks like a flute causing them to shoot out and pin Squidward to the wall by his clothes.
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
Cue me dying from laughing.
bowenoutofstyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "You know how sometimes, when people want to sound smart, they talk really loud?" Plankton: "CORRECT!"
bnamsrom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We're like brothers...only closer.
putyourbuttinthepast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sponge Boy me Bob!
dj88masterchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SSSSSUUUNNDAAAAAEEEE!
EveryGoodUNWasTaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"GOOD GRIEF! HE'S NAKED!" - Plankton
AmerikasFavoriteLuis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess you're going to miss... the panty raid
xProtagonistx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What, who, me? Would you look at the time I should go!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had to kill him.
The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PUT IT IN!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Another day, another...nickel!
sanch3z90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:03 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read all these quotes with each characters voice lol
Walkeronsunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!" My sides.
ONAB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: AHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE! (nuf said)
JessieLou13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best time to wear a stripped sweater, is all the tiiiimmeee
lilacblooms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick! Your genius is showing!"
"Where?! -hurriedly covers crotch-"
Dragon_Fire017 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: I call this Bold and Brash. Sales man: More like Belongs in the Trash.
Eyro_Elloyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Really, guys? None of the true classics?
I'll guess you'll miss the... Panty raid.
If you think I'll let go for even a little... EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OHHHH NOOO.
Are you feeling it now, Mister Crabs?
Table for homina?
linguacallidus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From my snap story today https://imgur.com/a/aSRLk
pokemon9007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:22 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SPONGEBOY ME BOB!
rsm494 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: More soup for your armpit!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All right pinhead, your time is up!
Who ya callin' pinhead?
Or
My leg!
Stinkballoon9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
Who ate my Kelp bar? Did you eat my Kelp bar?
callans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how any of you are picking a favorite quote. The entire show is just one long line of fantastic quotes.
superfunart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the best quote would be: "hahahahahahahahaha" teaches that you should always laugh.
Power_Cycle_Required ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twenty minutes later
cdkl121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra."
Barnacle Boy
MumblrTrea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ugly and I'm proud
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE
camdavis9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:49 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHERE IS IT" - Mr. Krabs
redsauce10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are yo ready kids"
Gokuzaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIIIIISSTTTT
TheReelGazedo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick look, the embryo"
LordQdoba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pinhead Larry lmao
benjenderson66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"MRS PUFF?!?!? burrblllburrrlbbllllburrrbllllburrblll"
CozmoCramer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
5 Hours Later!
JLake4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "Welcome to the house of misery, may I take your order?"
Conchobhar0118999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:23 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How to be a man: puff out your chest, say tax exemption and develop a taste for free form jazz.
(Sorry, not an exact quote)
MainTankIRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dolphin noises
Lazerspewpew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread is mostly all Patrick quotes. Further cementing my belief that he is the greatest cartoon character ever
OGMeowMix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what am I now! Patrick: Stupid? SpongeBob: No! I'm Texas! Patrick: What's the difference?!
iGandhi510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEGS!"
motherisaclownwhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:53 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying she "puts on aires"?
MINIcruzer8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A roast beef, a chicken, a pizza
agort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not stupid, it's dumb
Cam501 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
ZacUAX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad that didn't kill me.
breadhater42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
MrDude02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"With cheese Mr. Krabs, with cheese." - Spongebob Squarepants
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."- Patrick Starr
dunkel624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FINLAND!"
shitbadger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:37 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im ready
boyyoz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick star
Chioborra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi, how are ya"
Dzjill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:52 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"And I rode the Hasslehoff!"
The2xfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My personal favorite ( not sure if already posted)
Plankton: " Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.... "
Bonus: " who you calling pinhead "
buttegg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob, could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring.
Mrdude6077 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!
muzau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:45 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is Patrick.
zappy487 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs ;)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sailor mouth episode. 'How the dolphin noise are you doing?', over the loud speaker at work
elefent1204 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:41 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"is mayonnaise an instrument?" "no patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument..."
the band geeks ep is absolutely lengendary
hap_hap_happy_feelz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:07 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is thoust feeling it now, mr krabs is a near daily quote at our home
LordDavonne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me Spongebob! You Doodlebob!"
arusso72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best part about having a secret is secretly telling someone your secret thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets... Secretly
thedreamlan6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I CAN'T FIND THA COIN SLOT! HERE IT IS!
iwantoclimbthething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:20 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's see you try to catch me when I switch to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The entire scene with Squidward and Spongebob interrogating Mr. Krabs thinking he's a robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVsww_XRA7E
They way Spongebob and Squidward are so assertive compared to their usual selves to Mr. Krabs completes it for me.
ActualDemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND
Sheepisaurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:11 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
xXNinjaMonkeyXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:33 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" Cut to Patrick's mind cloud where a carton of milk falls over*
Aachoo_the_jew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel it now Mr. Krabs."
jrodtheag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!" - Patrick
legendRMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs: "and you know what that means boys?" SpongeBob: "our butts?" Patrick: "can I use mine one last time?"
Oww2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt need itโฆ I donโt need itโฆ I NEED IT!
Pentafeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"YOU SHOULD BE FLOATING IN A BOX HEADING DOWN RIVER, GRANDMA!" Plankton to an old lady.
Rydogger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized that Patrick is so stupid because he lives under a rock...
Antipathies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick- "Spongeboob?! I said Spongeboob!!"
NotQuickEnough23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:13 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only way out...Is through the perfume department
Antipathies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OUCH! I burned my hand...... at night.
PsychicSnail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firmly grasp it!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:19 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who's playing Squidward's records again?!
8erimbau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:26 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm already halfway there screech halfway there screech halfway there screech
GimmeThemBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So you mean to say theyโve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought? I think...
Chaseroonie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you callin pinhead
neverlostmybalance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
is mayonnaise an instrument?
_theBeatGoOff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!!!
Thoughtfuhl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:34 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mean spongebob the character or the Spongebob series
RianFromReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
โI wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! Itโs first grade Spongebobโ - Patrick
i8plumcake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:56 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are You doing here? Patrick: wait... I don't know. SPONGEBOB! I'm having an existential crisis!
thepolarofbears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Hey, Patrick.
giggles
Patrick: What?
giggles
Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.
giggles
Patrick: Let me hear it.
giggles
Spongebob: 25
kylexx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "They're most certainly not delicious."
Patrick: "Not the way I use them."
tomheist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:50 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bee, Booboo Bop... Booboo, bee bop? Not bee, booboo bee? Bop? BEE? BOO BOO BOP!
Charlie_Turkish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
24
MrProductionK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:38 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Krabs: "What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"
WeaselHut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"MY LEG"
mrbobman15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*meow
SoggyToastTime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you Squidward? That's okay, take your time."
Khizyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"So what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili?"
CharSpitsFire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you finished with those errands?"
plinywaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:09 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who even eats krabby patties at 3 in the morning?
Patrick: (alarm ringing), oh boy 3 am
Lipka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:14 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna get buried, but I just wanted to point out that Spongebob debuted nearly TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO. God damn I'm old.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:48 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
wanderwaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:17 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!
dogmanstars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:31 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when they get stuckin the fright of the krusty krab.
Spongebob: how we are going to get out of here?.
Patrick: with a high school diploma.
damagicveggi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:06 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "Guess what I am!"
Patrick: "Texas?"
S: "No, I'm stupid."
P: "What's the difference?"
Maybe got it not exactly right, not sure.
Lameassduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Finland!
wanderwaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:12 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well I guess you're gonna miss...the panty raid.
Seabass_Says ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who are you calling a pin head?"
piratepete5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FINLAND!"
eats_bugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:16 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was just practicing my seahorse impression! Wee-snaw!" "Well keep working on it... That was terrible."
Lameassduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:39 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense fast] BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
DoodleBob: [Slowing gibberish down] BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA!
WyattfuckinEarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:15 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not just a boulder....it's a rock!
Jweilerdp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:42 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He's tenderizing the ground! Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!
Notahamburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:44 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
spongebob blows elephant shaped bubble "Hahahhahahah it's a giraffe!" - Patrick
I_like_narwhals_40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
Casecloser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:43 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness" & "I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEED IT!"
Edit: I almost forgot: "Who are you calling a pinhead?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:40 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We serve food here, sir."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Wow Patrick, how many mattresses do you think are in here??"
"...............7."
LoveDied2ez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:51 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Spongebob: "BYE SQUIDWARD! BYE MR. KRABS! Bye squidward."
Patrick: "You said squidward twice."
Spongebob: "I like squidward."
Oh and "Schmity... Warben... Jegermanjensen." "Schmitywarbenjegermanjensen? He must have been number one!"
YoshiXIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:57 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLE!"
I actually have a story about that. When I was on a plane home from vacation at 3am, of course just about everyone was sleeping. There was this kid though who was watching sponge bob on his tablet with his headphones on. I guess he had the volume all the way up or something because his mom calls to him from a few rows away and he whips his head around, pulling the headphones out in the process. Right at that moment in that episode. Suddenly the whole plane is awake and listening to "LEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLEE!"
But my true favorite is: "It's a liquid!" "It's a solid!" "It's a liquid!" "No it's a solid!" (Simultaneously) "...It's a lolsquid!"
Dynamaxion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:59 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Also:
Wait if we're under water hoe can we have a fire?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:02 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs? Are you feeling it NOW Mr. Krabs? art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
bear_cock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a rock, it's a boulder!!!
Wargen-Elite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks David Hasselhoff
mnam1213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the krabby patty secret formula is
allessi8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
forts win wars, squidward
tufftitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!" -Fred
BalanceGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feel it now, Mr.Krabs?
Jeffery2084 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
zacharyday115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Life is like a bucket of wood shavings, unless the shavings are in a pale, then it's like a pale of wood shavings." :)
PR0MAN1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Easily my Favorite
TheProdigis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"My name is not RIIIIICK!"
"Nosferatu~"
Not a quote but it always made me laugh in the super-friends esc episode Patrick's name was The Elastic Wasteband
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!" -Patrick
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs.
Lolleos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When he dies.
Wait, what?
pking10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Neptune
JustTheHip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonaise an instrument?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't genius live in lamps?"
drunkenyeknom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
AHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE
luke_thehuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What am I now?" "Stupid?" "Nooo I'm Texas!" "What's the difference?"
Icarodeo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I have an idea how about we just move bikini bottom somewhere else"
wdmcdona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You can't fool me, Plankton, I listen to Public Radio!" -from the movie
deadly-nightshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Put it on the lid. No the lid. The lid. The. Lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lidlidlidlidLILILILILILILI--"
The_Zulu_Tribe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
elitecookie119 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We have to go through..... THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT!
Urbanshadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT
ChickenInATriscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it...I don't need it.....I definitely don't need it.......I don't need it...I don't need it....I NEED IIIIITTT!!!!!!
xTheFirefighter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OVERTIME
Triquetra4715 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im filling my jacket pockets with rocks and calling a taxi to take me to the beach
acidwave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One watermelon fresh from the manure field!
UnknownFiddler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
bchiker93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chocolate... I remember chocolate... I always HATED it!
hanamon27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Night night night night night night night night NIGHT!
jdarm48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty Krab customer "Do you have any salt?" Squidward "Sorry we're all out." Krusty Krab customer "Can you check?" Squidward. "No."
tehroflknife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The gang's all here"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uvm5jt82j4
bankdudz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Finland!
chuckletits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't take anything on a boat you ain't prepared to lose. Mr Krabs
Reaver_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sandy. I am 100% muh-male."
FlametheHedghog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One of my all time favs: "You used me.... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT! That wasn't nice."
Vaderzer0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If someone could compile this into a compilation video that would be dope as hell.
SupriyaLimaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Quoting black Missouri police chief Col. K.L. Williams, "If you think that racism and white supremacy is not involved in police departments, you better check yourself. Because the KKK has been involved with law enforcement from when it just about started."
Vindicer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*machine noises*
"Plank-ton. 1-percent evil. 99-percent hot gas."
imaybejacoborbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
thegameischanging ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M ALREADY HALF WAY THERE HALF WAY THERE HALF WAY THERE (when your girlfriend wants to have sex)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
lbdestin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Carl_Malone20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did she call me handsome? Yea but I think she spelled it wrong
Tall0ne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two-way tie for my favorite, both Squidward:
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
And "We serve FOOD here, sir.
Orange9412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick"
vheran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M DIRTY DAN
i_am_ja_rule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
we_are_meta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why... NOT?!!
The-Lying-Tree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
SterlingManta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can be Dirty Dan
KeckinMemeLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now, Mr. krabs?
Calmale_Sir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you calling a pinhead"
Speck_of_shit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward..... TORTELLINI?!?!
deakie23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Fluffytheterrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like Squidward ;)
clem-ent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob blows an elephant bubble
Patrick: "ahahaha it's a giraffe! ahahahhaha"
clip
snakedoctor141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a bolder, it's a rock.
Catacomb82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Photosynthesis.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, lots and lots of felonies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ill have to move to a new city, start a new boating school with a new name......No...not again!" -Mrs. Puff
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm surprised I haven't seen the following:
"You've found another woman!? IM YOUR WIFE!"
"You're a W.I.F.E., Wired Integrated Female Electroencephelopod."
"YOU'RE ALWAYS PULLING THAT ONE OUT."
ChewyOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Photosynthesis
Slimy_Shart_Socket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The episode were its Picture day at boating school, and sponge bob keeps getting dirty on his way to school, and has to get back home to clean up.
Well Patrick decides to help by putting Spongebob inside a peanut butter jar and carrying him to school. Well once he gets there Patrick is like:
"What am I doing with this peanut butter jar? Oh thats right!" Smack Smack Smack
Then spongebob falls out into Patricks Taco and Patrick is like
"Ugh! Sponge bob get outa my taco!"
I just cracked up.
BobThePineapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has to make a compilation of all of the top quotes and put it on youtube
DaarkZek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
deadmendie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wild animals don't belong here, son. They belong in the zoo!"
moldedinclay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1% evil 99% hot gas
dqt91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PLASTIC!!!!
SJVellenga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHATZIT TOOYA
KeelanDoherty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S: "Patrick get off of me I'm claustrophobic!" P: "What does that mean?" SB: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus." P: "Ho ho ho! hehehe..." SB: "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"
SlipperyknotofKorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch, I burnt my hand!!!! At night.
scratchy_mcballsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A one, a two, a skiddly diddly do...
"A magic conch? YOU MEAN LIKE THIS???"
"May I take your hat sir?"
BlearySteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, this is Patrick.
OscarGroucho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was his hat Mr.Krabs! He was number 1!"
LotsOfWeeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you callin pin head" - Patrick Star
Qtea831 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLAAAATE!!
JakoJustOneYesterday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
DrProfessorDr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah? You and what army?
Only the army of the living dead.
Ryan_Bai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
manwith10toes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We should be able to finish by January"
BrainPains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "We're not doing so well Patrick, we need a new approach, a new tactic."
Patrick: "I've got it, lets get naked!"
Spongebob: "No.... lets save that for when we are selling real estate."
Wumb0l0g1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh boy this is my time to shine!
Looks at comments :(
edit* "WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!!!!"
God_of_Rofl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can envision all of these episodes in my head as I read each quote. SpongeBob really has been a staple of my growth into who I am today. Makes me happy to read these :)
djstizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Besides the theme song, when Patrick and Sponge Bob get into the fry cook wrestling match and rip each other's clothes off and see their underwear,
"Pink? !" "Yellow? !" "YOU DO CARE!!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can we hurry along I'm running out of time cards" - Patrick
eslunes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"S for spongebob or S for Sandy. That way they can identify our bodies."
Pikachu579 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feelin' it, Mr. Krabs?"
ngage89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
batmanyearpun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oops somebody already put that
ohyespinkelephants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh East? I thought you said 'weast'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living Like Larryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Its an actual cool version of the phrase "YOLO"
slad2437 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"A stove is a stove no matter where you gove."- Spongebob Squarepants
jallara3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FINLAND!" -patrick
denikar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: "I'm gonna run you outta business Krabs. I went to college!"
Annaefoster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Um,Patrick, you got ice cream in your eyebrows." "Yeah, that's the problem with this brand."
Gets me every time
ItzRich23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
F.U.N. song I still randomly start shouting it with friends at parties.
Drfeelworse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S is for SpongeBob or Sandy is for Sandy, that way they can identify the body
imperialmeerkat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wouldn't say its the best but one of my faves is "step into these babies hans"
geoee7708 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's not a boulder, it's a rock."
SchwarzP10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i can't see my forehead"
pixel2pixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLE
iMathGoodiEnglishBad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG!
mrsbennett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No this is Patrick"
redspartan927 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Narrator:ย Three Weeks Later.
SpongeBob:ย He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back.ย [falls down].
Narrator:ย Many Months Later.
SpongeBob:ย I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.
New Narrator:ย So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
teaqualizer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: You let people walk all over you. You're just like stairs.
halsalmonella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tax exemption.
FaSt_Turdle510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes. The gooo lagoon.
MinoTux_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It all started when I was born..."
cshelby44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:17:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "I'm claustrophobic" Patrick: "Ho Ho Ho!" SpongeBob: "Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!"
d80bn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What are you looking at?"
"...Those..."
KeelanDoherty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is there anyone here who ISN'T Squidward?" shows Gary with fake nose "Meow..."
ac452011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Vvines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I DON'T NEED IT.
...
I NEEEEEED ITTTT!!!!
Veigar_Senpai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You had to kill him. The boy cried you a sweater of tears... and you kill him.
Jolliver1114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
bigsteev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The sauce?
tomato_tomato_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Ember_Mage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Escalators Escalators ESCALATORS!
md9359 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die"
Teh_Pagemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME HOY MINOY NIMHOY
KeelanDoherty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you callin' pinhead?
UsaIvanDrago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Krabs, "Spongebob that hat makes you look like a girl!" Wide eyed Spongebob, "Am I a pretty girl?"
EridiumEnriched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It took us THREE DAYS to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!"
in-tent-cities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get a dog little longy", says cowboy hatted Patrick.
KeelanDoherty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've been smackledorfed!" "That's not even a word and I agree with ya!"
VoluptuousBLT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!
Crazy_river8985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"2 scoops of prune with bran sprinkles"
Tigersmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HOOOPLAH!"
akohobe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" (dreaming of riding a mechanical toy seahorse) -Patrick
kristamhu2121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you said weast
Oh_THAT_Guy_GMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG
thefoxfiend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fish Kid crying over his ice cream: But I don't like pistachio!
Fish Dad slowly seething: Then why did you order it!
TheGrandMaestro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The entire Band Geeks script.
1III1I1II1III1I1II ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How is it that seemingly everyone on this site is obsessed with this cartoon?
Temmie_Myst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick.
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.
Patrick: Let me hear it.
both keeping their laughter in
Spongebob: 25
burst of laughter
I don't know why I find this hillarious. I didn't back then but for some reason I do now.
birkbyjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, I for one, am not paying that cheapskate Krabs one cent, and I suggest you do the same. We've got to unite as workers, and demand the respect we deserve from the boss! In fact, you and I should go on strike!"
"We must get rid of our uniforms, they are a symbol of our oppression."
"Attention people of Bikini Bottom, you have been cheated and lied to! The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We will saw the foundations of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the peoples' will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!
"Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification."
2pacsOfEminems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"he WAS number 1"
KeelanDoherty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
knock knock "Hello?" "I love you." closes door
Fwennich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Why sir, I'm flattered. Random Fish: Really? I don't smell anything.
KeelanDoherty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ha Ha, connect the dots... I drawed a horsie."
Heroshade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
-Squidward
JimBroNeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Food... Water... Atmosphereee...
worldsbestnoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THIS, IS MY LAB!... AND THIS, IS MY LABORATORY!"
mayttr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"An experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead in his hat."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
DripOfTheBay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE
lilfarach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I guess you're gonna miss the pantie raid"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hooray for lying"
logicrulez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
verahorrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob! I'm having an exit pencil crisis!
foureyesfive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This here ones called the Loop De Loop, also known as the Poop Loop."
Flying Dutchman pulls knot
POOOOOP.
travy_burr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All Doodlebob quotes
SyncAres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love you" -Patrick Star
AnalogDimitri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise and instrument?
I-like-turtles172 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so many i just cant think of them off the top of my head.
Berning_Sanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Rev up those fryers.
aMillee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "East? I thought you meant 'weest'"
JangSaverem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You ate my candy bar"
And_borth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Crabby patties aren't good for you!
No Squidward...they're good for your soooooul
Mi11ennium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nosferatu!"
zachowie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That penny has the most beautiful voice."
Thrikal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Now puff out your chest and yell 'tax exemption'!"
Sponge Bob: "Tax exemption!"
The episode where Sponge Bob wants to appear older to his grandmother is one of my favorites.
Possibleprotagonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOILED IT SOILED IT. Or.. Squidward: people talk loud when they wanna sound smart right? Plankton: CORRECT!
gordonfroman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma - Patrick star
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO!!"
Real_Perez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spogebob: you like krabbypatties, don't you squid ward... *squinted writes with a grin *
johnnyplusplus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Thinking straight is what I do."
Mega_Ninetales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old fossil fish- What? What are they selling? Old fish- Chocolates!
JediMedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I had four biscuits then I ate one, then I only have three.
GentlmanSkeleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LEEDAL LEEDAL LEEDAL LEEE!!
jmoney777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There was once an ugly barnacle that was so ugly that everybody died. The end.
NuclearElevator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The gentle labourer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs!"
Uphold Marxist-Leninist-Squidwardist thought!
bluemaciz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cnidaria Rex!" when he sees the king jellyfish and I recognized from biology class that that was pretty correct terminology.
ViolentCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this show really fucked up my mental state with the abrupt changes in tone as a kid haha.
It probably also contributed to my sense of humor in a big way
daweaselgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: I'm gonna go give that legless rascal what-for, and there ain't nothing you can say to stop me!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah? What if I said... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?
Sandy: Well, I gotta admit, that slowed me down.
No, the lid.
SuperstarSara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
cquarter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Look! [Takes out a rolled-up piece of paper from his belly button]
SpongeBob: Hey, a note! [A sixteenth note is shown]
Patrick: Yeah, but turn it over, there's a letter! [The letter B is shown]
SpongeBob: You're right!
Patrick: And, I got this message from my parents! [Hands out a smaller letter]
RUistheshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward that wan't the peace treaty that was copy of the peace treaty
Head-Case ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Patrick! How the (dolphin noise) are ya?!"
backflipwizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The lid."
CMulls0426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but I think I'm going to kick Spongebob's butt tomorrow...
hjiaicmk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What's a sal-ad?
Take it back remove the bun patty and condiments and bring it back out.
But that just leaves lettuce and tomato.
Exactly.
Edit: Formatting
pwnyxxxpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a dirty boy"
Tarro57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"DAH DEEDLY DAH DEEDLY DAH DEEDLY" gasps for air DEEDLY DAH DEEDLY DEE DAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Xcafroman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold Team Rules!
jmanclovis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best time to wear a stripped sweater is all the time
cocoboco101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM"
dirtpuddle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was number 1!
AverageJohanson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: (from his roof) "I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
Squidward : (sunbathing on his roof) "Is that what they're calling, now?"
jeesuscheesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"God, wake me up when im dead"-squidward the anti-scuicidal character.
Tylet-the-bold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Abouttogetfruitpunch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leedle
Mattmock1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm ugly and I'm proud"
shockwave_84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I smell the smell of something that smells smelly!"-Eugene Krabs.
Kronic2k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Flying Dutchman: You give me my dining sock and I'll grant you 3 wishes.
Patrick: Make it 5!
Flying Dutchman: 4.
Patrick: 3! Take it or leave it!
drewdus42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward's such a jerk.
scorpion0211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
bejamamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get outta town
joargthebard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Too hot... No too wet... Toulouse Lautrec... "
cunning_buffalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why don't we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?" - Patrick Star
PatriotUkraine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you stupid?"
"Same thing."
Wolfpac187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee
scorpion0211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember Mr.krabs, he was number one."
pokeloly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
oneraindrrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Awwwwwwsnapful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To the owner of the white sedan: you left your lights on.
madusa77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob, there are two things wrong with that, One I don't like you and two how can I be over there when I'm STANDING RIGHT HERE!
Sorasyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Captain! There's a guy we can scare!"
YellowMinx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You HAD to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.
Kropduster01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've gotta embrace the marble! I've gotta sniff the marble! I've gotta lick the marble! I've gotta wash the marble! I've gotta date the marble! I've gotta BE the marble!
suckatusernames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male."
depressivebipolar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all may kill me for this but... F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER. U IS FOR YOU AND ME. N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL HERE DOWN IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.
Br0ckSamson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I love karate!"
"I love kara-tay!"
"I hate you all."
Iliketofish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge bob square pants.
It's so ridiculous.
LocomotionTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"
GoBravos123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
ARoaringBorealis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squidward you're steaming! You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter!"
Bossmitch2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument? -Patrick Star
Karsyboy25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Kropduster01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's EVIL! It's DIABOLICAL! It's lemon scented!"
Metal_Dinosaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm Texas
The_meme_master002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth Spongebob: Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.
ninetailedoctopus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Food! Water! Atmosphere!
CarlosSpcyWenr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's the best day everrrrr!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too hot. Too wet. Toulouse Lautrec.
mljb2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"HE WAS NUMBER ONE!!"
AwkwardRainbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
werpip101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this one
fatguyintheback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cut the chatter and pick up a platter!" It's especially funny because I work in food and say it to my co-workers when they're standing around.
Clownbrownies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the biggest loser on the beach?
Beequa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved the bit where Patrick says "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." thought bubble forms above his head of a carton of milk spilling over.
squishy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY!
JoshuaTheBastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squidward we've been stuck up here for 3 days"
burtwart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
While being stuck in a deep hole:
Patrick: "Your elbow is in my ribs"
Squidward: "Oh, sorry"
Patrick: "And you're stepping in my potato salad!"
TJ_Slayzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob in Mr. Krabs thoughts: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
ViciousKnids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIND THE HAY IN THE NEEDLESTACK! (Blares Pantera)
Spizik3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "Is it time to ruin Squid's day?" (Goes back into rock and comes out with a tuxedo and top hat) Patrick: "Don't start without me!"
donaldstrumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonaise an instrument?" - Patrick Star
raptorace27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
"Squidward dont eat too much of those!" "Why will I blow up?" "No! Worse! Itll go straight to your thighs!" ...."THEN you'll blow up!"
Gets me everytime...
CaptainSlendy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?"
Mat_the_Duck_Lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Immediately!" While pretending to be a ghost.
depressivebipolar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out for the Seabear. Loved this episode but I always cried. Squidward is my spirit animal.
Itsamewelfario ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Get a dog little oggie
Kagarashi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the best thing about a secret is secreting telling a secret, therefor adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets...secretly"
xxkoloblicinxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
One, two, threee... four...?
Epic trumpet intro
The winner takes all!
It's the thrill of one more kill!
The last one to faaaaallll!
Will never sacrifice their will!
BigShield ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How the dolphin sound are ya?
jdschultze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHY DONT WE TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND MOVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!
_cokezerohero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ready
Kagarashi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"i'm ready" "im ready" Sandy:"no you ain't"
kayy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beef Wellington
MarkDTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My fav: "At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me asleep."
dawnjawnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle" - Partick J. Star
corruptrevolutionary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?!
Patrick: IM ALREADY HEARING VOICES
murphylaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
dvidsilva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can't remember exactly but something like this:
"Hey you're not my real parents"
"True, we have no kids"
ta394283509 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's your new boat, Patrick?" "I got rid of it. The dial said 'E'. Figured that meant 'End'."
cthill617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm claustrophobic." "What does that mean?" "It means he's scared of Santa Claus." "Ho ho ho!" "STOP IT PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM"
jdschultze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME HOY MINOY!!!
crichton55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well, Squidward, what have we learned today?"
Griffendoors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good thread.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: MY NAME'S. NOT. RIIIIICK!!!!
donaldstrumps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard! "
fluffenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Stop on your right foot! Don't forget it!"
Starkington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD"
RRStrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Why don't we take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"- Patrick Star
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Squidward: It's not working, Patrick.
Patrick: Darn it.
Spongebob: Uh, Squidward, you're stepping on my foot.
Squidward: Oh! Sorry, Spongebob.
Patrick: And you got your elbow in my ribs.
Squidward: [looks down and sees his elbow in a plate of ribs] Ew... Patrick!
Patrick: And stop stepping on my potato salad! [pushes Squidward]
Squidward: Stop pushing me, Patrick! [pushes him back]
Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? [pushes him]
Squidward: No, like this! [pushes him; the camera pans to SpongeBob as fighting sounds are heard]
SpongeBob: We shouldn't fight in here! This is a magical place...
[camera pans to outside the well]
Squidward: Patrick, get off of me!
[camera pans back to the bottom of the well, Patrick is sitting on Squidward]
Squidward: PATRICK! I told you I am claustrophobic!
Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here!
Squidward: PATRICK!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's really more of a visual thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmqsk1vZSKw
Edit: also, We're like brothers, only closer....
DarkScripts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im ready
tsavoy004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Where Spongebob asks Patrick what he does while he's at work, and Patrick says he just waits for Spongebob to come back.
CakenLemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
im ready im ready im ready
bmak88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno this has always been one of my personal favorites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzIcjVyBdUM
TheWorstGuy95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Big meaty claws!!!!
lizardman48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob if I had a dollar for every brain you don't have.. I'd have one dollar
AstralFinish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What, will I blow up?" "No, it'll go straight to your thighs...and then you'll blow up." BOOOM
Halo3Hunter113 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I know, we can act like plants! PHOTOSYNTHESIS... PHOTOSYNTHESIS..."
glberns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: 'Alright. Listen up y'all. I'm roundin' up a search party. Spongebob's gone missing. Alpha team, you search uptown, gold team search downtown. Any questions?
Buff fish: Gold team rules!
Also applies to Pokemon Go.
TomTomGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the krusty krab? No this is Patrick! Uh, Patrick krusty krab is the name of the restaurant.
diabolicalpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Patrick, you have ice cream on your eyebrows.
Patrick: Yeah, that's the problem with this brand.
theyoungandthecuriou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
oligodendrocytes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
Icyrhodes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading these funny quotes makes me remember that spongebob wasn't just bright colors and annoying characters.
stephtones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOW CAN YOU ASK THIS QUESTION. Remember, licking door knobs is illegal on other planets.
super926 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEE
pquigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOILED IT! SOILED IT?
gumbogoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner workings of my mind are an enigma."
Samhod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob "..kelp chips sells and they're disgusting" Patrick "not the way I use them"
TomTomGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love when his brain malfunctions after the whole "forget everything but fine dining and breathing" bit. More soup for your armpit?! Please enjoy the food! smashes face into plate repeatedly
3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Words build bridges into unexplored regions.
dacook1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: Get a dog little longie! Get a dog!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We're like brothers, only closer." Conjoined beating heart appears between SpongeBob and Squidward. Squidward screams.
tambor333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this isn't your everyday darkness, this is Advanced Darkness.
ForbiddenX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This one's more so of the actual scene, but I'll always favor the one where they're waiting for the mailman, and Patrick says "I need my glasses" and throws two drinking glasses up to his eyes and you see an actual person's eyes through them.
emmaftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOILED IT
FinchAndMalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"UH-sertive, not IN-sertive!"
itsthemoney27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This question was asked 2 months ago and still got so many upvotes...
Maz2742 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EVERYTHING US CHROME IN THE FUTURE!
marxsparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Aw Patrick I don't think he can fly!" "Why? Is he stupid?"
geographresh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: STOP PATRICK YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
doctor_potatoe_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick "Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license?"
SpongeBob "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
hoopaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's finished! My entire life memoir...written entirely in red ink"
VincentVega92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's the slash stinging, the smash ringing, the trash singing...
marl500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG MEATY CLAWS
mochablendedfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
24
potatoes_R_yummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That smell, that smelly smell. That smelly smell that smells, smelly."
OiMcCoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
After Patric takes a bowling ball to the head, leading to a great fall.
SB:You OK Patric?
Patric:FINLAND!
iamanatertot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He made you a sweater out of his tears...and you killed him.
crystalbarricade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Nosferatu!"
JayneAiyre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
MattyG0823 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG
Adriannumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick are you angry too?" Patrick: "yeah" Spongebob: "What's the matter?" Patrick: "I can't see my forehead. What's your problem?"
Cracks me up everytime. That one or Wombology- the study of Wombo lol
Another one was the idiot box "Spongebob, your going to have to cut off my legs." "I can't Patrick, cause I already cut off my own arms!" Rescue Team: "Don't worry fellas! The saws are on the way!"
ZombieBoobies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
|Shave it down and make it round!"
I say this to myself every week.
TallOne101213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty KRAAAAAYYYAAAAYYAAAAYAAAAB pizza is the pizza YEEEEAH for you and meeeeeeeeee
nathansikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nihoy mihoy
imjustagrrll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reading off the menu, "What is this sa-lad?"
ArcticIceFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does no one remember the "MY LEG!" gag? Gotta say, one of my favorite moments of spongebob.
ddesousa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Firmly grasp it." - Patrik Star
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
SadGhoster87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
BIG MEATY CLAAAAAWS
subnero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can't see my forehead
reverend_godless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY EYYYYES!!!!
DrevniyDa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner maxhinations of my mind are an enigma." -Patrick Star.
algorerhythm35 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for!" "pay me? We don't even exist! I'm just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought." "one more Crack like that and you're out of here!" "no please! I have 3 kids!"
420BlazeIttFagot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you just come back from stupid town?" - Patrick Star
tekniklee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey Patrick, you know what's funnier than 24?" "What?" "hehe, 25!!!"
Scarlet-Janefox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! (flirty voice:) Byee Squidward." "You said 'Bye Squidward' twice." "I like Squidward."
Anezgoer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
P.O.O.P:
People, Order, Our, Pattys.
DrinkslikeanAMERICAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm on a seaweed diet, I see weed and I eat it.
Ohtehlulzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End!" -Patrick
thudly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Everything is chrome in the future!"
"Fuuuu... tuuuurrrreee..."
moodymonday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You used me....FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!
SN00P1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick- Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward- No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
EvenMind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
Roserou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Pssst.. Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24." "What is it?" "....25"
Theinvisiblemnm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You know what's funnier than 24?...25!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."
AsmellyFinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!"
Zephhyera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you callin pinhead?"
"Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"
"Why is mayonnaise not an instrument?"
yesacmid48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine!
C-Mac2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
bocamoccajoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You'll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!"
Analog-Digital ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So many good choices!
mattzach324 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We did it Patrick! We saved the city!"
runnyeggyolks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I like Squidward."
dad5875 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Donate to the children's fund?! What have children ever done for me?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Status report Mr. Squarepants?
The whole ship is underwater cap'n!
theoriginalsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: hey Patrick! Are you angry too! Patrick: YEAH SpongeBob: What's the matter!? Patrick: I can't see my forehead!
gearsofwoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Take off that stupid hat. It makes you look like a girl. Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?
EvenMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That was Mr. Krabs, not Squidward.
qop_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Patrick: "You got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo"
Spongebob: "Patrick I don't think Wumbo is a real word."
Patrick: "Come on, you know. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo, wumbo, wumboing."
Squidward: "I wonder if I fall from this height if it would kill me"
Patrick: "Wumbology, the study of wumbo, it's first grade Spongebob!
Spongebob: "Patrick I'm sorry I doubted you."
ncelia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
Sheep_god ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Really surprised that's not higher.
Mr_Hazelton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you feel it, Mr. Krabs?"
FCDallasBurn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But he was #1
ClubZen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT
hotdogcity321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"More soup for your armpits!"-Spongebob
abbeyallmighty917 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: And what could be better than serving up smiles? [Makes ridiculous smiling face] Squidward: Being dead...or anything else.
yelren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the nostalgia trip guys.
BeastaBubbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, this is Patrick!"
bulagatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of old lady are you?!
lannister80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That didn't just happen!"
--When Spongebob goes to the dance with Pearl.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Firmly grasp it in your hand." ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Low_Well ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "Just go away you stupid dumb animal!" Patrick walks away without a word and a plank nailed in his head
lilbinsanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
don't touch me I'm sterile
Mr.Krabs, I have an idea
Patrick your genius is showing? "Where"
But don't genius live in a lamp
Gold team rules
Leedle leedle leedle
East? I thought you said weast?
The_real_Slim_shady- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick : LEDLE LEDLE LEDLE LEDLE LEDLE
ChupacabrajDS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Did you say chocolate?"
Zman130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bee Boo Boo Bop, Boo Boo Bop."
Littlebuuk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty KRRRAaAASSABB, KRRRAaaasbbbbb PIIIzzzzzAaaaaa! Eeeeeeyyyyyyiiiiiiiisssssssss " SHUT UP SPONGEBOB - squidwud
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Science_of_Wumbology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's gotta be Patrick explaining Wumbo to Spongebob. SpongeBob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! Patrick: Let me take a look at it. Hmmm. You know what the problem is? SpongeBob: What? Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Mini when it should be set to 'W' for Wumbo. SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think Wumbo is a real word. Patrick: Come on! You know... I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me...wumbo? Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumbology... the study of wumbo. Its first grade spongebob!
EvenMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...
ncopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Gold team rules!!!
xLykos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
25
pagnoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WAAAIIIIT!!!
Big. Toe.
sojerboy08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me hoy minoy"
nine_11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the Krusty Krab STD Clinic"
Goldilocks420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
faxinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "Sick! Sick! Not so sick as you would like to believe. Never mind. I'll carry my ideas out yetโI will return. I'll show you what can be done. You with your little peddling notions - you are interfering with me. I will return."
ValiantViet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firmly grasp it
jessthegreat1111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" do you feel it now Mr. Krabs "
Gildedtrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"patrick dont you have to be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until 4"
CasnoGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG
DrSteveBruleCh5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When timed just right in IRL this can be one of the funniest ones. "I don't need it." "I don't need it." "I definitely don't need it." "I NEEEEED IIIIT!" Or of course whenever anyones backing up something "you're good, you're good, you're good."
jonahsmells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I AM THE LIZARD KING - Patrick in "Idiot Box".
Honorable mention to "WE WILL BURY YOU"
Uncreative__Name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS! .....Eels"
Rudycrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes!
djmindtricks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on."
As a band geek myself, I could relate to the whole episode.
idontevencarewutever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a sponge! I'll just filter feed!
An_Avid_Citizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Bring it around town......bring it arouuuuunnnd town..."
vonlichenstien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sandy: "You wouldn't understand Spongebob, it's a mammalian thing."
Spongebob: "Sandy, you may not know this about me, but I am 100% muh-male."
im2insane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
RUN MR.CRABS RUN LIKE YOU'RE NOT IN A COMA
skomehillet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob trying to drop the hint at Squidward to get a job when he gets fired and overstays his welcome at Spongebob's place:
Spongebob: Why don't we get someone whose job it is to fix it? Wanna know why? Because when I need to get a job done I get someone with a job to do the JOB!
EvenMind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: What are you saying?
ayyrabmoney93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Angry mob: " How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"
Old man: "I do love the young people."
Zentopian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Twenty fiiiiiiive.
Suhbaidee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the matter Patrick?" "I can't see my forehead. "
Whenever someone asked me what's the matter, I always respond with this.
SubstantialEarthworm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" Milk carton spills
senioreditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma.
og_bobross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The volcano has been appeased!
XenuLies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Does this look Dangerous?"
Said with a dozen hooks in mouth
Yunderstand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pirate Captn. "We were just kiddin' 'bout that bomb stuff." Squidward "So what flavour is it??" Crew members "Apple...Cherry..Rasberry!!"
epicdragon47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Want to go to the Shell Shack? I hear they have a talking dog!
Yeah sure,
walking off
say, what's a dog?
Subject0910Delta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But sir she attacked me!" beat "In my own dojooooo."
EatAtGrizzlebees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"EYELASHES!"
gcbkkm2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EEEEEEVVVVVVIIIILLLLLL!
IClaudiaI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"At Night!"
morgan423 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're killing me Spongebob... you really are."
Betterwithfetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dolphin noises
Betterwithfetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
FatFaggotTreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...
orangefly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You may be an open book Spongebob, but im a lot more complicated than that. The inner macanations of my mind are an enigma."
milk spills
Gravemind137 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty Krayayaayayayaaab pizza... iiis the pizza, yeah, for you and... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
proud_new_scum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?
thejoedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"CAN YOU FEEL IT YET MR CRABS"
turtlepimplord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" spills milk
YaBoiEmmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is Mayonnaise an instrument?" OR Patrick comes into the band practice with a musical instrument for a neck "Whoever owns the white sedan, you left your lights on"
TheMILKMAN237 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
25
schive_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that I think of it, she is very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty, or Debbie."
rammer39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty Crab Pizza is the pizza for you and me
rammer39 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty Crab Pizza is the pizza for you and me
Medikated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you callin' pinhead?
medderstudder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?"
trippyhippy697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"How tough am I?! HOW TOUGH AM I?! I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast." "What's so tough about that?" "Wiiiiiithout any MILK!"
Poopypantsonyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dunno if this counts exactly but I always sing the rock and roll Goofy Goober song from the end of the first Spongebob movie to myself. I actually can't remember the real lyrics to the song anymore, just the Goofy Goober version.
Qwippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firmly grasp it * tips over * FIRMLY GRASP IT * Squidward screams *
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm sure you are."
"I don't like your tone."
"I'm sure you areeeee."
xion92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG!!
DuTag163 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE!!!
schwifty97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing about this thread is that someone can say a random quote from a random episode and every one of these quotes is continued into a fully fleshed-out scene because everyone on Reddit knows every SpongeBob quote in every episode in every season that matters (I-II-III) by heart. God, I love Reddit.
earth_art_eh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We finally got enough people for a seven mile spanking machine!
tttiiimmmaaahhh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!
KeNnAwEnN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"WHY?! Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY?! STOP WASTING TIIIIIIME!!!!"
Dumbleburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It feels like....SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhahahaaaahahahhhahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaahhahahahahahaahahahahhahaahahahahaaahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa. I think thats how you spell is laugh.
StaticAnnouncement ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesday."
"Actually they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday."
"And besides, today's Monday."
"Oh! So it's Mega Weenie Monday?"
"Uh, that's now on Sunday."
"BARNACLES!"
srod325 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This is a load of barnacles"
rsgamg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is a load of barnicals.
sortamorma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who ya callin pinhead? I'm the real dirty dan
NerdyPrincess83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongeboy me bob!
RedSavesYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Masterchef365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you callin PINHEAD?"
fletchgibbons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And the walls will ooze green slime!!!
No, wait. They always do that.
QParticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Number 1-- BRING IT AROOOUND TOWN!!!
number 2-- Coffin jockeys? YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! <<brings coffin and rides like a horse>>
Number 3-- Hello sir, what's your name? WHAT'S IT TO YA?
frogman636 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I THOUGHT THE CORE WOULD HELP ME STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE, SIR!
oblivion923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't pay me, you don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
ceasharks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"squidward"
sammaster9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you calling pin head?
natonyh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe a story will cheer you up. Its called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
SamelCamel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: We're not doing so well Patrick. We need a better approach; a new tactic.
Patrick: I know, let's get naked!
SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
Socrathustra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob predicted real estate porn!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bold and Brash? More like Belongs in Trash!
SN00P1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bring it around town, pelvic thrust!!
ztejas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
All of them
Veyron9190 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You will drive out of here in style or be carted out in your granny's hand basket."
coolkat2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you finished with those errands?"
Emroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player."
The-Demiurge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob (to Mr. Krabs): It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
ametalspoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Does thou feel it now Mr krabs?
Or wait my favorite. When Mr krabs is having a yard sale
Patrick: How much for this?
Krabs: 3 dollars!
Patrick: I only got 5
Poddylad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is Mayonnaise an instrument? ..
Din2161133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm ready
godnah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GARY!?!?!?!
lovedailey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I said, I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid."
"OVERTIME???!!!"
Skeetercus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Shing Sparkle Sparkle
Vitaeamor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "I USED YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET."
Squidward: "wut."
RetroJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squidward, you're steaming, you're a like a steamed vegetable - only smarter."
LennMacca1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward pulling a sombrero out of a box, stopping his entire line of though, and earnestly asking:
"Why haven't I worn this?"
That shit is hilarious and I absolutely did not appreciate it when I was a child.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ijjg5/what_is_your_favorite_quote_from_spongebob/
wanderingsheep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Squidward has always been there for us when it was convenient for him!"
thissongismyjamboree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wumbo!
Seigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner workings of my mind are an enigma." Carton of milk falls over
thissongismyjamboree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick
TheSquires ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NO! It will go straight to your thighs! And then you'll explode!
PussyPrincess69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!
Correl_Nocte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob, crying: Just get out of here you stupid animal!
Patrick walks away
throwaway923749 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzL9kSQ7aV0 This will always be my favorite.
lbria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!"
Slayrybloc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!!!!
starnez22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mihoy Minoy Ninoy"
imhere_nowwhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm ready."
jonnythejew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Not so much a quote, but a scene: https://youtu.be/6ZBqv-EdWOk
Manray was always my favorite character, such a good supervillain.
HeyShayThatRhymes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leg!!
In everything, even in spongebob the musical.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Mr. Krabs: This isn't me millionth dollar. This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss lipstick!
SpongeBob: Actually, it's Coral Blue number t...
https://youtu.be/BRck2zkwPx4
RITwoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What does claustrophobic mean" "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus" "Ho, Ho, Ho" "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"
itsMarieeYall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
Snobolezn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, KRABS, NOT WHEN I SWITCH INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!
Jeca_83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The nerve of that man and his driving eyeballs"
dgenx21388 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two of my favorite quotes by Patrick
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
ghibss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
cue bottle of water spilling
hallibw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IMAGINATION!!.......
DoWeNeedThese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Living like Larry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Plankton: "Do this because I told you to!" Patrick: "Because you told me tooooooo!!!"
Patrick: "My..names..not..RIIIICCCKKK!!"
Spongebob: "Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
Stoneynine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My leeeeg
katelyntatelyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I got the air!" "I got the balloon!"
bronghits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob:"Hey Squidward, still riding to work on a machine i see." Squidward:"Don't say anything squidy, remember your karma." *rides bicycle off cliff *explodes
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No Mr. Krabs, I was just working on my impression of mystery. weesnaw."
Bagfulagoods ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Takin out the trash...at night.
AlanGszn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This scene always made me laugh - Squidward : "Spongebob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet?" Spongebob : "Yes, ma'am. I mean sir. I mean boss. I mean poobah." Squidward : -_-.... "GOOOOOOO!"
epicnutroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:36:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"OUCH! You blasted barnacle head! ... I mean, HI!"
macecadet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SB: โHey Patrick what am I now?โ
Patrick: "Uh...stupid?"
SB: โNo! Iโm Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
macecadet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "HAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE!" (pan to him watching an elephant-shaped bubble float away)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lid https://youtu.be/_ooYeE_b3vs
Steve_the_scientist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you set it to Womba?
Almighty_Push ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "What a stupid idea. Who wants a Kraby Patty at three in the morning?
cuts to Patrick, alarm rings
Patrick: "Oh boy, 3am!"
casually takes out a Patty from under the covers and chomps down on it
killerjow123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's my only night to be fancy!
L3xxB0t68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Rallye_Man340 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't go too close to a squirrel, Billy! You'll catch its stupid."
booloo22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a sucker for all of the crowd scenes in Spongebob, like the talent show at the Krusty Krab and they all chant "no talent!" at Squidward.
tomcringle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
whos number 46,853?
stardustdrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE!!!11
nowhereman136 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SpongeBob, we're not cavemen, we have technology" (proceeds to smash computer furiously against the dollar bill)
mosbitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Liar liar plants for hire" "Patrick it's pants on fire." "You would know, liar."
Plistra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"LEEEEEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE"
NickD337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you callin Pinhead?"
JunkWarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And this one's in perfect shape!"
7echArtist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tom: CHOCOLATE!
SpongeBob: No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Pleaseeee.
Patrick: No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me!
Tom: Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... [turns back to normal] I'd like to buy all your chocolate.
ScHoolboyTHew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"All right where is it!?!?" - Squidward Patrick pops out of the mini present box inside the cardboard box "Here I am!!"
pootershots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big meaty claws." "What did you say, punk?" "BIG MEATY CLAWS!"
Orilachon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Am I really going to defile this grave for money....Of course I am!"
Im_Dirty_Dan- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Dirty Dan"
17njl01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:54:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meta
Littlegrem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick how long have I been ugly?????" 'Ever since I can remember'
thecanadiansoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
Cmd1211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
why is it whenever im having fun, its wrong...-Squidward
734842424201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
1924
bigyawns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
superclay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Butdear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MORE SOUP FOR YOUR ARMPITS?
pacmain1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It was his hat, Mr. Crabs! He was number one!
Gruffily_Wilkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:28:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smitty werberyeggermanjensen!
Lexicoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WEEEEEEE WOOOOOOO WEEEEEE WOOOOOO
mynamewasbeingused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No this is Patrick!
tekende ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That guy's talented! He doesn't have to work blue."
Hobknocker2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I guess you're going to miss.....the panty raid."
Xonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!
Trav_jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"But I don't like pistachio!"
Luqkim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:59:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh my gosh! A floating shopping list! Aaaaahhh!!!!"
"I'm not a shopping list, I'm a ghost!"
runawayfromants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MORE SOUP FOR YOUR ARMPITS?
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*shouting "LETS CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE ELSE!! I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE EAVES DROPPING!!!" "WELL HOW RUDE OF SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!"
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"ARE YOU READY TO GET CRAAAAZY!?!?" "I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!!!"
BaneDoesDrugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What? Its just an ordinary Krabby-OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!
SQUIDWARD!!!!!!
wolvern76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it Mr. Crabs?"
Rissir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Imaginaaation
Simmyxshimmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Stop im claustrophobic
Patrick: What does that mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of santa claus
Squidward: No it's not...
Patrick: hohhohohoho!! heeheehee!!
Spongebob: STOP!! YOUR scaring him!!
Trav_jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Served on a mahogany plank"
RelativeJu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With these spiky cleats anything is possible!
C-sanova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes.
Trav_jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:55 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me"
katelenny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ESCALATORS, ESCALATORS, ESCALATORS!!??........rolls dice and lands on escalators, HA ESCALATOR!! dice flip over...... eels..
Frozenfactor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick! You're a genius!
But don't geniuses live in a lamp?
That one absolutely kills me everytime.
ClassBShareHolder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm ready!"
Riftless_III ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone else notice how just about every quote is from squidward? Pretty accurate description of how we age.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hate all of you - Squidward
oldblueeyess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(SpongeBob turns into the shape of Texas)Hey Patrick, what am I now? Patrick: Uhh, stupid? SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas! Patrick: What's the difference?!
iamslaughter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
ksal2323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My name's not RICKKKKK!!!
ireallywantwaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ohh I GOT THIS, in the scene with the flying Dutchmen sponge is guiding in the ship, (for context the ship is grinding into the rock the whole time) Sponge bob: "You good, your good, your good, your good, your good... and stop!" Like over half of the ship is gone. It gets me ever freaking time. haha great post.
wiseroldman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chocolate? Did you say... CHOCOLATE?!
17njl01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:52:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I remember when chocolate was invented, the smooth sweet taste...I ALWAYS HATED IT"
Traincakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"This isn't basic stupidity, this is advanced stupidity"
jesuschrist74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:13:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im dirty dan
dog_day_night ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
At night
WhiteBenCarson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dolphin sound.
ThatOneUpittyGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a lot of hoopla
JdoesDDR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"
Sums up Squidward's outlook on life pretty well.
dsmith97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Patrick I know something funnier than 24....
25!!"
Kneeph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?"
Frenchy4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!
mrShoes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, I'm no ghost! The nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs."
skippyyale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" Spongebob my legs are frozen solid... you'll need to cut them off with the saw" " ...i cant.." " Why not?" " Because i already... cut off my own arMMSS" " Noooooooooo"
panic4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like all he knows is fine dining.. and breathing"
B0MBDIZZLE89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:26:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
WetPinecone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an inigma"
Sharkie99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOOPLA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:32:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FIRMLY GRASP IT
JimmyFuttbucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SOILED IT!
f4tlard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:35:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh... more time for thinking.
anothercrazygurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:36:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so impressed with your memory, guys! Bravo! It's like you memorized the lines of the whole show!
madchemist617 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!
paarthurnaxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on"
GheeButters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
You're good, you're good, you're good
Not at all boy!
I can't ppbblltt understand ppbblltt your accent ppbblltt
die-microcrap-die ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm power made flesh!
Feel how weak you truly are!!
Jugeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the most important meal of the day, servin' it up, Gary's way! BLEGH
Evilziggy41496 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now jog in place.... and say flank steak" "Flank steak..."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
depressivebipolar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think Spongebob had a bit of a crush on Squidward. He doesn't know how to express it so he just keeps bothering him
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
depressivebipolar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
like when Squidward moved away, Spongebob followed
Thr0wAway4Stuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:47:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
dolphin noises
Pinoynac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hot wings
deflator12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: "Patrick what am I??"
Patrick: "Uhhh stupid."
SpongeBob: "No! I'm Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
xing112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To Good Sponge Bob Game & Cartoon
GameBubby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:09 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Meep meep. Meep meep jellyfish lighting strike MEEP MEEP! MEEP MEEP!
Nyan_Cat_Chick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:10 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why isn't ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS top?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Weenie Hut GENERAL?!
Haaroeris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
ThePBofMO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
NOT A QUOTE I know I'm late to this and no one would really care but I've been told I have a spot on Patrick Star impression on multiple occurrences. If requested I can record and upload some stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Im tired.
Patrick, you only went up 3 stairs
Well it feels like 4
BurningPickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Firmly grasp it in your hand."
jellyfishing net falls to the ground
"Firmly grasp it."
net falls again
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!"
Squidward screams in agony
Shoulda grasped the net, Squidward.
okwashere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!!"
TheCrimsonCorndog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Alone alone ALONE alone AlOnE ALOOOOOOONE!
PidgeyGrinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the evolutionary clock ticks backwards."
Long time anon lurker, made an account just for this, was having a wild night in with some mates and we decided to watch a few episodes of spongebob. Almost had an existential crisis when this line was said
420GreenMachine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My legs!!!
_Wyajiit_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feel it now mr crabs?
Canoneer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:15:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Since all the good ones have already been said:
"I'm not just ready. I'm ready Freddy."
"It's...Larry."
sheikhhh10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The episode entitled 'The Graveyard Shift where Squidward's scaring Spongebob about the story of the hash slinging slasher:
Squidward: 'And finally, the Hash- Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.'ย [shows SpongeBob eating his fingernails, starts eating his arms, the arms regrow and he eats those and then he eats his arms like popcorn]
Watching this episode made me really want popcorn...
AdrnP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It feels like someone...WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
I told ya he was on to us
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!
DinosaurShotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" - Patrick Star, 2001
crazed3raser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I know! How about I call someone who's JOB it is to fix it? Because when I need a JOB done, I call someone with a JOB to DO the JOOOOB!
opda2056 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's get naked!"
Carradise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is this the krusty krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
Repeat 2x with increasing anger
2white2live ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This hidden voiceover.
Carradise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Me hoy minoy!" -Doodlebob
JCVent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:29:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: WAIT DONT TELL ME! DONT TELL ME! WAIT! DONT TELL ME! ok tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9fvuth06Sk&feature=share
CrampCamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ship!!!
sevinasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wont catch me when I shift into, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
Darthbewbs72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:35:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, they both have faces meaning that they were about to cry] Customer: At night, [As SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face] I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Wulf_47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"If I were to die, right now, due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would be just okay."
Crotchslug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who you callin pinhead
saltedwarlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:52 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Win this one for the Krusty Krab."
"For the Krusry Kraaaaab!"
"Win this one because I told you to."
"Becuase you told me toooo!"
jeffhwang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you feeling it now Mr.krabs? That episode was comedy gold
Dortchthebeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Get back you ravenous scoundrels!"
heavyfuture121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:57 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bird: chirps
Spongebob: Sorry, i don't speak Italian.
gfinz18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, someone's posted that link like 5 times already.
larsrover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
O-kay Mr. ES-say! I say- PREPARE TO BE WRITTEN.
windmill202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're a mystery SpongeBob
Also, WEESNAW!!
Ccaves0127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA
auditore1431 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ME HOY MINOY LADY HOY MINOY!
MarcoDaniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
Jedi-Kiddo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"At least I'm safe inside my mind"
cumbuns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:23:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick yelling "FINLAND" made me laugh so hard
MarsBars4Lyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What doesn't kill you probably succeeds in the second attempt"
geek1nthepink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:35:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ta titatili tatili ta
AOPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's the leak man" "Lelelele" "Who you callin pinhead?
Cannibalqueen15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:39:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You're like a vegetable, only smarter."
_I_Crazy_I_Chef_I_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:47:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power within
Gruffily_Wilkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "We've been schmekkledorfed!". Mr Krabs: "Thats not even a word and i belive you"
BobaFettLived ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We must not re-enact the history that divides us, rather we must embrace that which draws us together. All must be free to choose their own path.
DrakeFeatherwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs: sniff sniff What's that smell? It's a smelly smell, a smell that smells... Smelly... A smelly kind of smell..." sniff sniff. Jolts Anchovies...
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: ANCHOVIES!
anchovies flood the restaurant
And then in the same episode:
Spongebob: Did someone order a spatula?
(Full disclosure: I don't remember every single line, just the important parts)
Spongebob: One hydrodynamic spatula... With port and starboard attachments! Button press, two more spatulas pop out And let's not forget the turbo drive! Button press, extra spatulas spin, smacking Krabs and Squidward repeatedly
reddituseryum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"are ya ready kids?"
bcause then I know, ahead of me, I have the MAXIMUM possible ammount of spacebob ahead of me :)
Avarice_Phase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:27:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"UGH" -SpongeGar
Leedzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not about the boots, it's about the booty.. Err.. The person wearing the boots.
Absolutely_Hunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"My leg!"
TheWhiteshadow187 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
25
Peachy_Peach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Krusty Krab Pizza, Is tha Pizza for you and me
batteryramdar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" - patrick
Legitlowkeykickback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:08:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't your normal, every day darkness.
This is..
ADVANCED DARKNESS
Professor_Sia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:39 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Krabs: Take that pile of filth out points to Squidward holding the trash
Spongebob: You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!
for reference
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"the stars tonight are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb,old,stupid Texas"
"when in doubt, pinky out"
"it's as if the only thing he knows is fine dining...and breathing"
SacciTorpedo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, what's the theme here? Underwater? Foooooood. Waattteeerrrr. Atmosphere!!
james___uk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:30:51 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"S for Sandy or S for Spongebob"
aalsi_sloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:48:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, this is Patrick"
Djdanny90999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:53:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
" do you smell it?, that smelly smell, a smell that smells smelly ANCHOVIES"
Anchovies come rushing " meep"
grizzlygage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:24 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Two favorite I use at least once a week are
"ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRAABS?!"
And
"HIIII KEEVVIIIINNNN"
frstr4709 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The power within
xing112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does Claustrophobic mean? SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. Patrick: Ho ho ho! SpongeBob: Patrick stop! You're scaring him!
ChaosReaver101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:57:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm a good noodle!"
NineTYuki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"THE"
Vincentreacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:09:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Either "MY LEG!!!" Or EVERY VILLIAN IS LEMONS!"
swordmaster123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: I said "is that you?"
Patrick: I can't hear you, its too dark in here.
wan52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
3708!
Rogue_Diplomacy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:31 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli."
NecroNile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
I work in a shop full of Marines and that quote gets toased around all the time when someone says something stupid.
jusatoifethings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:38 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You don't want to miss.. The panty raid
LadBooboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Leedle leedle leedle lee
-Patrick
nothingtodoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:49:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma - Patrick Star
CorkKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:21 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You call that a mustache? THIS is a mustache! GGrrrhhhhhh poof
fantasticdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:16:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ya got 6
You needed 6
Hundred
Cthuuko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
when that one guy went to the statue and said: "perfect censorship"
Clarkness_Monster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:25 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you callin' pinhead?"
el_chapo_jr94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
weesnaw
abdurrehmankhalid007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready...
liarliarplants4hire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's pant on fire.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Smitty Webenjagermanjensen. He was #1.
Account__Compromised ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:35:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're good, you're good, you're good...
V0lcanicViper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Who you're calling a pinhead"
LoBsTeRfOrK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:56 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember exactly, maybe one of you can recall it.
It had something to do with an episode involving Mr. Krabs and money. He makes a pun involving the laundry mat and how he will 'launder' the money. Then he looks at the camera and says "do you get it? Of course you don't get it".
jamasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use to be a dweeb before working out, now I am a jerk and everybody loves me!
dejacoup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:03:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, THIS IS PATRICK!!!!
Alkiryas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
(Paraphrasing) Probably the one were the irl pirate sends an invite to Spongebob and Patrick, the invite cannot be read because water duh and they proceed to say "The person who sent this invite does not understand of the physics of water" then they burn the invitation in their campfire....
joemasterdebater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not tainted meat. It's painted meat!
Trini2Bone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:00 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"FINLAND!"
Cutlesnap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This thread should be labeled NSFW because I'm laughing inappropriately hard at the office.
Ayit_Sevi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Live like Larry!
TrainerDrake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:58 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That lemon has three seeds. That's an odd number!"
notjeremy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
Spongebob: How tough am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup?
Reg: Uhhh, sure.
Spongebob: IT'S ON!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:32 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I need...a tailor"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sea-weed. 50 % sea, 50% weed
yesimbill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how 'bout some breakfast!? The most important meal of the day, servin' it up, Gary's way bahp!"
Crumb756 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Do it because I told you to."
"BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mcjoe1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:42:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' HOUSE OF SERVITUDE!"
RegrettableDeed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh... Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh... Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh... MANRAAAAAAAY!!
Sunnyhill16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:37 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You asked for three ice cubes and I gave you two!
All_The_Numbers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
eslike711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Theh selleen chohcolates!!
Whacksmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The boy cried ye a sweater of tears...and you killed him." -Mr. Krabs
TossTheDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"C U Next Tuesday"
ArcturusLight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:41 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?" "Oh, I know! Two giant paint bubbles!" "Nooooo! Patrick?" "Yeah Spongebob?" "I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!" "Nonsense!"
michael_ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:11 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob approaches a pile of cans
"Sandy that is your worst disguise yet"
kathmanducameron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:01 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma".
Quizzika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HOOPLA
Wagner4221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Janice? Marty? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
tldr_theinstructions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Homem_da_Carrinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:05 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"When did I get all these portraits of Patrick??!"
"There's no ice! It's just a myth!"
KazPart2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle...
deadest_of_parrots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: Quiet! Now, do as you're told! Lest ye incur the wrath of Squidward! Patrick: [whispers to SpongeBob] I think they make a cream for that now.
KazPart2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
no quote about Smitty Werbenyagermanjensen?
but he was number 1
SmittyWerbnManJensen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
check again
leon_goldie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ahoy minoy
WorkLemming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S HIS HAT MR. KRABS! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
Hkatsupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:14 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The entire Spongebob movie
Box_of_Rockz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
CHOCOLATE!!!!!
17njl01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S: "Squidward said i could help by burying myself!" MK: "I do hope thats your nose."
oogachak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:13 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
then I guess you're going to miss...
the panty raid.
Dmkoenig12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How many mattresses do you think there are?
17njl01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
10
Eggplanton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Yep. You're a lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky luck boy"
FatalGamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:08 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Patrick, do you know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.
Sammyboy616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:16 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The winner take all....
It's the thrill of one more kill!
Yoshi1358 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:44 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died! The End."
Gold, right there.
reincarN8ed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Not until 4.
Taylorenokson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:26 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: "Look Gary, there's even some gold doubloons made of soap. Don't drop em."
adscram14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:02 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What are they selling? They're selling chocolate. What?? Chocolate!! They're selling chocolate!
SmittyWerbnManJensen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh no, I've seen this on the late show. You and yer ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!"
"That's disgusting, we just want the hat back."
GameofClays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hurry up! What do ya think I'm payin' ya for?
You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
One more crack like that, and you're outta here!
No! Please! I have three kids!
gib4589 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What Are They Selling?...
foxy704 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I've never seen so many mattresses before. How many do you think there are?"
"10"
"Cool"
not_chad94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was number 1
Dmkoenig12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cool
Nick_litt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:07 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"That's it Patrick! We gotta become entrepreneurs!"
"Is it gonna hurt?"
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:42 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the smell? That kind of smell...the kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly..."
Rodent_Smasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:20 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
When in doubt, pinky out.
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:48 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Just get out of here you big, dumb animal!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: I'm sure you are.
Squidward: I don't like your tone!
Spongebob: (high-pitched) I'm sure you are!
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:35 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"He was hiding his pickles under his tongue the whole time!"
"And there's the pickles from last time too!"
"And there's my car key!"
Rokursoxtv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:54 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MY LEG!
Chasegold19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
VankaBG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Spongebob, you're fired." "Oh yeah, wait, WHAT???" 3 minutes of Spongebob crying.
J-N-O-F-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Remember Mr. Krabs, He was #1!"
Spire-hawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:03 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tearsโฆ and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?"
mikronaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:30 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Mommy, Daddy!" "Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you we're Spongebob's mom and dad?" "I'm an orphan? I got my drivers license!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:27 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number one!"
mikronaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:46 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Whooooooo!" "Aaaaaaaaah!" "Leedle leedle leedle lee!"
EnterraCreator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:49 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you feel it now Mr. Krabbs?"
wheezywilfred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:53 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs"
slytree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:19 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Sometimes we need to search deep inside ourselves to find our problems, AND I AM GOING TO GO DEEP INSIDE OF YOU!"
xXx_MemeDonne_xXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:22 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ARE YA READY KIDS?
BloodSugarSexMagix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:06 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Holy Krabby Patties! A frozen cephalopod!"
BlueAndDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:04 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"We've been Schmikkeldorfed!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Narrator:Ahhh, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom. And it is about time for Squidward to practice his clarinet. So get your earplugs ready.
On a side not, why isn't Squidward an exception in reddit's spell check?
Edit: found another one
Squidward just unfroze after being in the Krusty Krab freezer for 200 years.
Songebob lookalike welcomes him to the future
Squidward: W-why is everything chrome? Spongebob thing: Everything is chrome in the future!
fast forward a few seconds
I'm always right, Squidward! Just ask my clones! Spongebob X, Y, and Z!
Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here?
Sure! All 486 of them.
Squidward proceeds to slowly lie down and do painful crunches
FUTUUURE! FUTUUUUURE!
HappyHipster96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm ugly and I am proud!"
"Louder!"
"I'M UGLY AND I AM PROUD!!"
Squidward- "Is that what he calls it?"
crazyberzerker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:33 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh Boy! 3AM!
Ozzyg333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I hope his hands aren't dirty tattle tale strangler looks at his dirty ass hands
lock_stock88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"No, this is Patrick"
potatoes828 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:29 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you squidward? It's okay, take your time.
-Patrick asking a rock
CJules23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:12 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Wut_duh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:28 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet ol' Mrs. Puff
OR THE REST OF ME MONEY!
steven6162 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:47 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Patrick: "East I thought you said Weast"
frozenflameinthewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:00 on July 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:50 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the theme here? Underwater? It's boring!
Tristicals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:34 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: "That's a stupid idea. Who wants a Krabby patty at three in the morning?"
Patrick: "OH BOY THREE AM" eats Krabby patty
Wolfer601 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:23 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"SUPER WEENIE HUT JR" in a heightened, disappointed tone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:36 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ravioli Ravioli give me the Formuoli
zianetheguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:43 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't drop it!
HoneyUsagi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:14 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
PktNarwhal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:43 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
SpongeBob: Squidward! You can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward!
Squidward: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
SpongeBob: No worse! It'll go straight to your thighs...
Squidward: My thighs?
SpongeBob: And then you'll blow up!
InfernoDairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:32 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FINLAND!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:13 on July 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anything from the first three seasons.
TuffManJoens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:59 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
rdiaz2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:03 on July 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squidward: People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Plankton: CORRECT!!!
HeyThereNewKid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:52 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Patrick, if you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up, the higher you hold it, the fancier you are
SomeGhai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:09 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick what am I now? Patrick: Ahh... Stupid? Spongebob: No, I'm Texas! Patrick: What's the difference?
smakwan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:03 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Firmly grasp it
frozenflameinthewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:51 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Spongebob: It appears my artistic prowess has proven too much for Squidward. Oh well, back to the dump.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump, to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
LoriRenae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:20 on July 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a long shot that this gets seen but one of my servers forgot go write his name on an order, so I called him over and said "Look, when I told you to forget everything you know except for fine dining and breathing, I didn't mean your name"
Not a quote but funny nonetheless
I_Hate_Dinkleburg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:16 on July 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i swear they need spongebob on netflix
boltsandholes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:31 on July 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
not really a quote per say, but...
"What happened to Mr Puff?"
"She doesn't like to talk about it..."
Ry4n246 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:17 on July 23, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
(Great during sex. Also innapropriate times to shout in public)
bight99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:06 on July 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it's coral blue number 5.
not_a_killjoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:57 on July 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just look at him. Square... the shape of EVIL!
frozenflameinthewind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:23 on July 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Krabs: "It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap.
Squidward sniffs his hand
Squidward:Lilac
ribrien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:31 on August 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: quotes from SpongeBob before 2005
CerebralCortexan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:02 on November 14, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Crustaceous cheapskate."
AdamClaypoole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:25 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Manray: "So this has to be your wallet then." Patrick: "That makes sense to me" Manray: "Take your wallet then" Patrick: "I can't, that's not my wallet"
Phatpeeps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:00 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
its Mr. Dr. professor Patrick to you!
LoqnessMonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:01 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MAaAaANIAC!"
della_penna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:30 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cleanliness is next to managerliness"
ifyoucantbegood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:15 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I love when squidward is complaining about how much he gets paid by mr crabs & SB says something along the lines of "I only have to pay to $5 a day to work here"
jesuschrist74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:59 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sponge: Hey patrick, what am i now?
Pat: Uh... Stupid?!!
Sponge: No!!! Im texas!!
Pat: Whats the difference!??!
Both: Hahaha
ComputerGeek1100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:18 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Squid's got genes!
awesomecutepandas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:01:29 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wahahahahahaha"
ViolentDiplomat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:53:35 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
S: Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than twenty four.
P: What?
S: Twenty five!
Witty as fuck.
Pancakesandvodka ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Came here to understand what the deal is with spongebob (yes, I've seen it). Nothing here was remotely funny.
Kangarou ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of these lines have very well written setups. Hearing the punchline alone won't do it, but many are memorable to those who grew up with it.
PatDoesReddit ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
Firmly grasp it.
404GoodNamesNotFound ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:37:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody cares.
mrubuto22 ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 16:00:47 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh for fuck sakes reddit..
bawzzz ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:12:32 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember that quote from Spongebob.
colechemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:43 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You can leave, sir.
mrubuto22 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot to tip your fedora, sir.
colechemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:45 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
M'lady, sir.
DaddyChief ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:22:05 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Choke me harder Patrick"
.. Starting to think it wasn't a legit episode of Spongebob
MrSchwang ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:01:04 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Grasp it firmly!
ProtoChaud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on July 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
MrSchwang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:33:40 on July 18, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck I suck I'm sorry.