Harrison Ford would actually really be a cool character for that. The biggest star in Hollywood who had quite to become a carpenter, doesn't give a fuck and just wants to be high constantly.
Or have the the cast play different actors and portray how they saw that person. Like have Matt Damon play Jennifer Love Hewitt, have her play Tom Cruise, and so one. I think it would be interesting to hear all of the nagging and childish impersonations of the characters.
Walk down pretty much any street in Thailand as a single dude and you'll have a crash course in prostitutes' pricing schemes thrust upon you whether you want it or not, no matter how many times you say "No, thanks." They're nothing if not persistent.
Actually, I've read somewhere that the Thai police came to the conclusion it was a ladyboy who did it. Lifting his body to hang him would require too much strength for a woman.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:26:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection
Fighting it while he's watching internet porn
About to meet his death with an erection
My God, what I mean is David Carradine jacking his penis
In front of his tripod choking his own neck, what part you don't get
I'm saying I die hard
[deleted] · 269 points · Posted at 15:35:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction
It's about a guy who works for an orange juice company. He discovers that the pulp in the juice isn't really pulp, it's a drug that's part of a government conspiracy to keep the people drugged and complacent. He tries to tell the people, but he gets labeled as a conspiracy theorist. He get discovered by the government and, after a 30 minute chase, is forced to drink the OJ. The movie ends with him in line at Best Buy to buy a new game for his XBOX.
Soylent Green (1973) movie was about "a densely overpopulated, starving New York City of the future. NYPD detective Robert Thorn (Charlton Heston) investigates the murder of an executive at rations manufacturer Soylent Corporation." It turns out they put the people into what everyone used as a cheep food source, Soylent Green. The ending was the detective being carried away and seen as a crazy man yelling "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! ITS PEOPLE!"
Or so I remember. I haven't watched it in a while.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 17:32:14 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
With a little bit of 1984 and Invasion of the Body Snatchers mixed in.
I don't get the bit with the Xbox. Is that one of those trendy cryptic endings?
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 19:20:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
After he drinks the OJ, the drug kicks in and he becomes complacent. Waiting in line to buy an XBOX game is what the rest of the drugged sheeple do and he joins in.
Like how entertainment is used to dumb people down and distract from what's happening, to the point where people know who broke up with who in Hollywood or what game comes out in a year but have no clue about the events that take place in their own city?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:05:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yep, just like that.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 17:29:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Animalada: set as a sequel to the George Orwell story Animal Farm, Snowball Napoleon authorizes the creation and production of cars so all the animals can easily travel around the farm.
O, I guess so. I was never a huge fan of the Matrix. When had probably first seen it I was a kid and it was just on in the background. Whereas I really enjoyed 21.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:14:23 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I know, I caught that after the fact. I'm terrible with reading comprehension during work hours because I usually have reddit in the background and I only glance at it periodically. It can make for some awful misinterpretations, from time to time.
There actually is a movie with this (general) plot. It stars Martin Lawrence, it's a time travel comedy, and it's horrible..
Edit: I believe it's called 'Black Knight.'
There Will Be Blood is an educational video on the menstrual cycle.
Anchorman is the story of a superhero who fights people with his magical anchor, granted to him by Neptune himself.
The Hateful Eight is about eight people and their struggle to overcome their anger management issues at group therapy. Gets nominated for an Oscar for best original screenplay, but doesn't win, to the chagrin of many.
The Notebook is a horror film about a group of teenagers who find an old occultist's notebook in the floorboards under an abandoned house. However, someone (or something) wants it back, and it's following them...
Mad Max is about the protagonist's struggle to continue his daily life after being diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles would be a little children's educational film on the different kinds of the titular vehicles. Beat out The Hateful Eight for best original screenplay.
War of the Worlds is a documentary on Hitler's rise to power, Japanese expansionism, and other causes leading up to WWII.
Back to the Future is the story of a stalwart executive whose refusal to adapt to new technology slowly drives his business into the ground.
I actually had to use google to understand this reference.
[deleted] · 62 points · Posted at 15:20:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lord Of The Rings - Now reimagined as a Romcom, starring a picky wife-to-be, causing her boyfriend to scour the lands in search of the perfect wedding ring.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as middle manager in a large, faceless corporation. After meeting his dream woman, word comes down from upper management that he must fire her for misappropriation of office supplies.
The Fault in Our Stars-- it's about two astronomers trying to figure out which stars are better than the sun, so that we can use them as a source of energy once the sun 'burns out'.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:14:46 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
FLETCH: The heartwarming tale of an arrow maker, and his struggles for success.
GHOSTBUSTERS: After a freak accident, 80's musician and actor Buster Poindexter finds himself in the afterlife. . .and finds an unlikely friend in the spirit of physical comedy legend Buster Keaton.
A ROOM WITH A VIEW: After months of scouring the classifieds, a man finally finds the perfect apartment, with a view of the New York skyline. The film is literally three hours of him gazing out of his bay window, smiling.
JAWS: A documentary in three parts about the mandible, and the many different varieties found across several species.
TRAINSPOTTING: Gary Busey stars as Dotty, an underground graffiti artist known for painting polka dots on locomotives.
yanroy · 6 points · Posted at 20:10:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
A ROOM WITH A VIEW (improved): After months of scouring the classifieds, a man finally finds the perfect apartment, with a view of the New York skyline. The film follows the man as he interacts with the variety of things, situations, and people he sees from his window. (Might be better as a sitcom)
r1364l · 18 points · Posted at 16:14:57 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Now you see me- a man jumping in and out of frame saying now you see me.
It's about 2 plumbers, Mario and Luigi, heading off into the depths of the Mushroom Kingdom to save Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser the koopa king. On their way they will fight Goombas, jump to great heights, and drop flagpoles.
Good Will Hunting - A tight-knit group of outdoor sportsmen seek to improve the image of the American Gun Enthusiast by touring the country and putting on hunting events that raise money for young leukemia patients.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:15:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The story of Max who got wrongly accused of murdering his wife so he plays crazy and instead of going to prison he goes to an asylum and tries to escape. Will he succeed? Who knows.
Goc100 · 4 points · Posted at 20:32:08 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That sounds really good.
-Q24- · 1 points · Posted at 07:12:28 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
A documentary on how a man got into the ironing business and became successful. Started out in a small ironing shop, expended rapidly and became an international success.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:16:55 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Wire: Going through the events of when the telephone was discovered/invented.
Prometheus: The historical events of the Gods who kept themselves away from man, but one God wanted to be mortal.
Iron Man: A man who's body was tortured in POW concentration camps, and came out victorious leading all prisoners to their escape.
The Notebook: Journey through the mind of an 8 year old who's crush is a lonely widow in the 1800's with a dark past. She's an evil spirit looking for a body to get into the future.
Taken. It's about a guy who is in a not-so-happy monogamous relationship with a rich old lady who has promised to leave him everything provided he stays faithful. Then he meets his soul mate...
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:16:33 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
No way this movie doesn't exist yet but it sounds pretty neat.
Each time a man goes to sleep, he wakes up with less and less memory, which it turns out is because the Sandman is jealous of human life and is attempting to commandeer this man's. The man now has to sleep as little as possible or risk having his life taken (literally) by the Sandman.
(No correlation to the Neil Gaiman comics, I'm talking about some other version of the sandman)
A comedy about a newly-arrived immigrant who becomes a taxi driver and ends up dealing with all sorts of wacky encounters like hippy assassins, corporate pacifists, stoned cops, and political prostitutes after picking up his first fare.
Just another normal day in a furry convention, full of overweight neckbeards wearing fursuits and fantasizing about what'd they do to each other on the bed, as they all mimic the sounds of the animal they're dressed as through their suffering lungs.
Star Trek: Washed-up celebrities from an 80's tv series making their way to a convention for their now burnt-out series get stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, presumed dead, they have to make their way back to civilisation whilst battling each other's egos.
Star Trek Into Darkness: The same as the above but in the Arctic circle during the endless night
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 16:29:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mad Max: Fury Road.
Government employee experiencing road rage on a monday morning on the I-10W going toward Downtown Los Angeles.
Harry Potter, a story about a young wolf boy who just loves playing with clay but unfortunately is too embarrassed to sell his pots because of his insane amount of body hair
Shutter Island. It's about a photography competition that happens in an Island. The goal is to shoot a tiny, fast, and rare bird. Contestants are only allowed to use film cameras, if anyone uses up the entire film without successfully shooting the bird he or she will get killed. If someone wins, all the others lose a finger for every photo left in their film. The prize is $100 million.
A grandfather leaves his last will & testament in the pocket of his checkered blazer. The family mistakenly donates all his clothes to Goodwill after his death then when they discover there is no will, they remember what he wore that day he left the lawyer's office.
Their quest takes them to Goodwills far & wide until Game 7 of the NBA Finals, when they finally find grandpa's blazer.
Contact (1997). Dr. Ellie Arroway can only see out of one eye because that stupid fucking lens always pops out or slides around to the side and fuck damn it's irritating!
Lord of the Rings. The technology of Cock Rings becomes so advanced that men now no longer have any need for women. As an unintended side effect, the population drops. In an effort to save the world, a group of women attempt to destroy the cock rings, once and for all.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:21:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
lmfao that actually doesn't sound like a bad porn parody
The Hurt Locker. A teen in high school tries to escape the lifestyle that is bequeathed to him by his abusive/strict parents, as well as, his classmates who label him as a misfit. Hides in his locker in between classes dealing with depression.
Jurassic Park: A film about a park in a suburban area, where all the dinosaurs that died in the confines of the park return to life at night. Hilarity ensues when the townspeople have to care for the beasts, while keeping the authorities off their tails.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:17:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Tropic Thunder
A David Attenborough doco on weather patterns along the equator
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:22:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
12 Angry Men
12 men cause a riot after their team loses the final. The riot causes the government to start doing drone strikes on the city
lurgi · 2 points · Posted at 23:28:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Fast and the Furious - Two rival sprinters train for the Olympics. Only one can win...
A docu-biography flick, following Nicholas Cage and his trials and tribulations at eating competitions. Specifically focusing on the skill of consuming a full trifle in under a minute.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:18:43 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:22:33 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think it would work better as a movie about a heart donor's heart being lost on the way to the recipient. They have 2 hours to find it before it becomes useless.
Freddy Got Fingered. Freddy and his boys plan an elaborate heist and make off with the goods. After everything cools down, the heat turns up for Freddy after one of his accomplices turns out to be a Fed. Can he figure out who set him up and silence him, or does he forsake his dreams and hard work to live a life on the lam
Oceans 11 - 11 ft. Of sea level rise is about to cause all the major cities in America to be underwater. NASA tries to send astronauts underwater to fix it, but Bruce Willis convinces them they don't know anything about drilling, so they have to bring him and his team in to save the day.
The Dark Knight.
Now a pretentious, rather dull, foreign movie that critics love until a disgruntled movie-goer points out on youtube that the entire point of the movie is that it gets dark at night and the script writer is a poor speller.
Schindlers wife makes him a list of seemingly imaginary items such as capers, kale seeds, and seedless avocados and the poor man is sent on an adventure of browsing each isle 30 times before admitting defeat and asking the employee.
But wait!!! The employee has no idea and he is faced with the option of disappointing the lovely lady who licks his ween or give up his pride and ask some of the other people at the market for help.
End: he finds it and brings it home but it's the wrong brand
This documentary follows a year in the life of Ozzy Osbourne's drug dealer, nicknamed "The Wizard" for his ability to make drugs "magically" appear at any time or place.
That's the literal plot, but not really what the film is about. It could be about drug abuse, mental illness, repressed homosexuality, recently-liberated homosexuality, gun safety, the creative process, or just the issues that arise from proximity to alien anus typewriter insects.
The uplifting tale of Dean Mitcham, who, after beginning to suffer impotence as a result of his high stress, high pay job, is told to take some time off in the countryside to get his mojo back.
Initially he struggles, but then he meets Millie Jones, a small town girl who loves nature, life, and painting. Dean begins to fall in love, quits his old job as a lawyer, and finally gets hard.
The topic is make up new and funny summaries for movies based on the title. You just said Resident Evil should be a Resident Evil movie. Fuck your low effort shitpost.
The comment corresponds to the topic. Didn't change the name of the title but the movie is actually based on the original game and not some degraded hollywood crap. Apparently you're the one who doesn't understand the topic well enough because every post here according to you must be funny to your standards. Fuck your inferior ways of thinking. Learn how to actually understand things.
THE HANGOVER: Louie Anderson stars as a man who can't get his new pants pulled past his belly.
AVATAR: The story of a young man agonizing over the decision of which 60x60 .jpg to use on his favorite message board.
SHAFT: A biopic about the Chilean coal miners that were trapped by a cave-in.
THE LAST STARFIGHTER: The tale of a starfighter so inept and poorly-trained, he only gets to enter the battle after literally every other starfighter gets picked.
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON: Emma Peel and John Steed prepare to throw a birthday party for their new friend, Ultron. Only one problem. . .they can't remember how old he is.
The Lord of the Rings: A psychological horror film that starts off innocently enough. A woman meets and falls deeply in love with a man, and before too long he proposes to her and gives her a glorious ring. Things go south, though when he introduces her to his "family", a group of 6 other women who all seem to look similar to her. To make matters worse, she's been locked into a cabin with the rest of these women, and quickly realizes that they all have the same ring on. Things really get bad when one of the women displeases him by accidentally dropping a tray of bread onto the ground, and he tells her that he can't have that, and must take back her ring. The poor girl screams and cries and begs to keep it, but then we see him taking the ring and leading her outside and behind the nearby woodshed where she's never seen again. The remaining girls finally gather up the courage to run away, and he chases them to a nearby steel mill where he falls off the railing and into a pot of molten steel to his demise. The remaining girls then take their rings off one at a time and cast it into the smelting pot... Or at least, that's what we see. In the stinger, 6 months later, we see the main girl go up to a guy and introduce herself, only... she's wearing the ring.
Gone in 60 seconds: A documentary about the most successful doughnut shop in town
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:21:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting: a notoriously frugal man hears about the opening of a Good Will in Times Square, the biggest Good Will ever. He and his best friend road trip to Times Square and spend weeks hunting for the best bargains New York has to offer
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:26:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Bad News Bears: a documentary on the melting of the ice in the Arctic, and how it's affecting polar bears.
Deadpool: a realistic-fiction movie about an empty swimming pool and the other things the residents of a small town used it for.
It is an endearing story of a young boy establishing his dreams to become the world's best potter.
gmacWV · 1 points · Posted at 18:33:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Wolf of Wallstreet.
A serial killer slowly begins to pick off all the elite traders on Wallstreet, but makes them look like accidents. One man witnesses one of the murders and spends the film trying to convince the world that he isn't crazy. He finally convinces the media, only to have them idolize the killer as a working man's hero going up against the evils of the banking industry.
The killer, emboldened by the media support and a growing number of supporters, begins to grow bolder in his crusade. In the climax of the movie, he's caught and sent to trial. The credits begin to roll as people riot in the streets and demand his freedom. Just before it cuts to black, a bomb goes off and levels the New York Stock Exchange. The people in the streets go silent and watch in horror as a pillar of smoke rises into the air.
The last shot is the protagonist crying as he watches the news coverage.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:17:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd enjoy that more than the original. That kind of sounds like Money Monster but more awesome.
Gone With The Wind: as the climate changes extreme weather conditions become more and more frequent. In this disaster thriller drama comedy an outspoken climate scientist must fight to convince the faceless bureaucracy that doom is coming to the city while also trying to maintain a balance between work and life and try to relate to his angsty teenage step-daughter. All before the city is blown away by the most outrageously unrealistic windstorm in the history of wind.
When an ordinary man discovers bundles of heroin packed inside of eggs, he has to avoid DEA agents who think he's dealing along with cartel enforcers who want their product.
Braveheart, a story of 2 best friends, 1 in the hospital waiting for a heart transplant as the other friend comes in every day to tell him a story of a fantastical adventure they will have after friend #1 gets a new heart.
Rob has had his Ford Galaxy since 1959. His best friend Jim has been shotgun since then. Now the car is about to hit 200.000 miles driven. Rob and Jim decides to take a country-wide road trip from Seattle, Washington to Miami, Florida in its celebration. What could possibly go wrong?
Coming this summer, the future ultimate road-trip comedy that everyone will talk about: Guardians of the Galaxy!
Carlito's Way : we follow Pachanga and Benny Blanko as they hike through the Puerto Rican countryside following the ancient trading route known as Carlito's Way. There is still lots of shooting, drugs and nightclubs.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: 2 friends visit the zoo and see the tigers, then they go to the reptile house but the lizards are behind big bits of wood so they can't see any of those. They go to the cafe and eat cake and drink tea then they go to look at the elephants and antelope. They see someone they know and say hi. They go to look at gorillas get shot in the face and when that becomes a downer they think the crocodiles will cheer them up but it's all down hill from here. Hilarity ensues.
Halloween:
A heart-warming, coming of age film about an 8 year old Russian boy named Vladmir who moves to Sleepy Hollow, New York during the month of October and learns about the famous holiday, makes some wacky friends, goes on some kooky adventures, tries to make the best costume for his elementary schools "costume contest", and ultimately learns the true meaning of Halloween.
Starring Macaulay Culkin as Vladmir
Inside out - A 2 hour porn movie. I'll let your imagination run wild on this one
Finding Dory - 4 idiots go on a quest to find a ____ (man-eating animal, psycho, serial killer) named Dory in his/the ____ (cave, abandoned building, ocean)
The prequel to Footloose where Ethel McCormack (Ren McCormack's mother) escapes from her all-girls reform school to see Chubby Checker in concert in Chicago. She meets his father during what was supposed to be a 1-night stand and, after a 3 month whirlwind romance in the Windy City, he skips town when he finds out she is pregnant
Star Wars. Stars are actually sentient beings who use their mass to control the ebb and flow of the universe and how life forms. Bigger stars are trying to bully the Sun because it has created the least advanced sentient life, and we as humans travel across the milky way trying to recruit bigger and more powerful stars to stop other galaxies from ripping ours apart. We encounter other alien races who live harmonically with their stars and have advanced technology so they can actually house themselves inside of their suns and derive energy directly from it's core. Together, we form an alliance to banish the rogue destructive stars to the edge of the universe and task them into expanding it infinitely until the end of time, as punishment for their arrogance. The sequel, Empire Strikes back, revolves around these rogue stars becoming neutron stars, forming a coalition and trying to bring about the collapse of the universe by bringing their entire mass to the center all at once.
Finding Nemo
Except now it's more like Waiting for Godot and Nemo never existed and is just a figment of Marlin's imagination because he feels guilty about his family dying
Dwayne Johnson is a vice principle in a poor inner city high school populated by rebellious teens. After the principle dies, he takes over and shows these kids just what The Rock is cooking.
Is now a cringey coming-of age movie about 28-year-old Stuart finally committing to moving out of his parents' basement. Stuart has a Fine Arts Degree in History of Cartoon Art, three unpublished graphic novels based on a completely unmemorable super-hero in a dystopian post-apocalyptic steam-punk world based on the Amish, and has worked his way up to an assistant manager position in an off-brand coffee shop (where everyone after 6 months probationary time is an "assistant manager"). Stuart learns the hard way that taking his computer doesn't mean that the internet stays connected when he turns it on in his new place, that no-one will take his clothes from the bedroom floor and wash them, and that the fridge does not magically restock with Diet Pepsi and Pizza Pockets. Stuart also learns that there are girls and bad people in the world, but his mother is no longer hovering over him to protect him from their evil influences.
Lord of the rings, the fellowship of the ring - a group of jewellers set up the most successful ring makers in the world.
Lord of the rings the two towers - having usurped their competition as king of the jewellery world, the gang expand their business to two new high rise office spaces in New York.
Lotr the return of the king - the previous jewellers regain their status as in fighting and greed leads to the fall of the fellowships empire.
50 Shades of Grey is a movie about a man trying to paint his office grey, but he can't decide what shade of grey. He then goes to _______ (insert name of local hardware store) and buys 50 paint cans in 50 different shades of grey. We then watch him paint his wall each shade one at a time until the very last shade, which is perfect.
Frozen: the entire world is frozen and the protagonist has to unfreeze it using his wits and faithful sidekick
Man of Steel: The bio pic of Andrew Carnegie about his beginnings as a poor Scottish immigrant to a newly minted American steel tycoon. Starring Iain Glenn during his tycoon days.
A native American warrior is banished from his tribe after he is wrongly accused for raping the Chief's daughter. He must survive the wilderness alone, and prove to his tribe that he is innocent.
A story about a transgender man who is trying to complete his hormone therapy transition into a woman, suddenly has to take care of her brother's, who has been killed in an accident, two kids
A mid 2000s Teen Drama/Comedy about three High School girls who have recently transferred to a new school. We follow their journey as they deal the burden of making new friends, dealing with cliques, and other typical teenage drama fluff. Along the way there will be some laughs, a few cries, but most importantly - we'll all learn something about ourselves.
Swingers: It's a porn.
Raging Bull: It's a porn.
Puss in Boots: It's a porn.
Deep Impact: It's a porn.
Free Willy: It's a porn.
Shaft: It's a porn.
Snatch: It's a porn.
A bunch of dogs just kicking around a man-made lake, doing dig stuff.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:04:05 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Lion King- A story about the life of Walter Palmer and his life after killing the lion as he gains rapid respect and glorified game in the underground poaching world.
Once upon a time in Mexico.
Scene one. Take one. Now Lolita I need you to put on this sombrero (with an extra tall pointy center and veil draped around the edge) and go get your Prince Charming. Exterior of dressing room middle of frame. Donkey tied to a post with a dashing part in his hair. Young servant boy fluffing. Fat nasty director sitting in fold out set chair. Greasy hair with a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to reveal a stained wife beater smoking a cigar looks at his watch and yells through his cupped hands action.
Watership Down - an airplane is on in its way to drop is load of water on an out of control forest fire, when it experiences electrical problems and crashes in the path of the fire. The injured pilots have to run before the fire until they can be found and rescued.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:33:46 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
{Inception}
A man using stolen semen to impregnant women to have hundreds of children....
The whole plot is about him juggling multiple families at any given time until he disappears, putting children into womens lives, mysteriously and then vanishing.
And in the end it turns out the semen was stolen from the women's old (single) high school crushes, and most of them fall in love and get married. The discovery of the biological fathers leads them to meet.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:38:11 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
x-men
a documentary about a group of male-to-female transexuals
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:53:52 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Deep in an underground ice cave in the south pole, Edward could just taste the future glory he will bask in. After discovering a archeabacterium which had its genetic code made of a simpler sugar structure that was more abundant 3 billion years ago, he finally pinpointed the origin of the species a decade of research later. Ron, on the other hand, was more skeptical about this theory, and was thinking, as he's boringly following Edward, about the hot chocolate he'd be sipping on once they go back home.
But the specimen they found frozen instead, was completely unexpected.
The gripping tale of a network cable installer held prisoner in the tower of a medieval castle who can only earn his freedom by properly installing a structured cabling system.
In a futuristic 21st-century era, crop blight on Earth has made hop farming increasingly difficult, and one man leaves Manchester to track down the fabled Belgian location of the last dregs of frothy golden brew. This man is...
Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay
A gripping dramatisation of real events, depicting the unlawful detention of two innocent men suspected of terrorism in a post 9/11 world, an exposé of the acts of terror conducted by the bush administration overall and on the island prison itself, in the name of 'freedom'.
r2devo · 1 points · Posted at 06:02:30 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oceans 11
The mysterious tale of a group of unfortunate cursed travelers and a mermaid in a fantastical world on the back of an island turtle, searching for solutions to their various curses in the mythical atlantis type civilization.
World war Z is about a world war based one million years in the future and one guy has to prevent a total nuclear shutdown that destroys mankind but he fails and goes into deep space and the entire solar system is blown to oblivion and he is the last man left and the only other living body in the whole galaxy is his two pet dogs one is a boy one us a girl leaving hope for dogs but not man.
Triumph of the Will.
An epic fantasy story about a hero overcoming overwhelming odds. Set in the Greco-Roman era.
AdinM · 1 points · Posted at 12:51:49 on June 26, 2016 · (Permalink)
Iron man
Its now about a college fraternity grad who wasn't able to get a job in his chosen career. He can't repay his education loans and is going to have to declare bankruptcy. However his grandma dies and he inherits a downtrodden dry cleaning business which he has to turn around to pay off his debt before the end of the month.
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onewhosleepsnot · 345 points · Posted at 15:20:09 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Star Wars.
A 3-hour ensemble cast drama about backstabbing and infighting amongst the hollywood elite.
AmeriCossack · 30 points · Posted at 16:17:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
And all of the actors play themselves.
Gamerjackiechan2 · 75 points · Posted at 17:35:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
"Congratulations, you played yourself."
MisterEvilBreakfast · 2 points · Posted at 04:01:06 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Starring Jennifer Aniston.
Kazutothepervert · 1 points · Posted at 11:35:06 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
"MAJOR KEY"
larsdk99 · 24 points · Posted at 16:59:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
If they die in the movie they die in real life
sjhock · 10 points · Posted at 22:28:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
This season, on Fox...
Good_old_Marshmallow · 4 points · Posted at 19:47:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Harrison Ford would actually really be a cool character for that. The biggest star in Hollywood who had quite to become a carpenter, doesn't give a fuck and just wants to be high constantly.
Self_enemy · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Or have the the cast play different actors and portray how they saw that person. Like have Matt Damon play Jennifer Love Hewitt, have her play Tom Cruise, and so one. I think it would be interesting to hear all of the nagging and childish impersonations of the characters.
weaksaucedude · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Not exactly Hollywood's elite but pretty much a 3 hour version of This Is The End.
[deleted] · 88 points · Posted at 15:36:35 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 23:24:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lol
elerner · 10 points · Posted at 18:31:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
This could also be a movie about academic astronomy, which is at least as brutal and competitive as Hollywood.
blindgynaecologist · 7 points · Posted at 18:37:47 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I would watch the shit out of that
lordanubis79 · 1 points · Posted at 01:07:11 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Alternatively
Star Wars
A 4-hour battle between different stars and their planets, in the end everything starts slowing down and the winning star becomes a black hole
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:07:49 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
House of Cards: Hollywood edition would be fucking fascinating, why does this not exist?
nice_flutin_ralphie · 0 points · Posted at 22:12:08 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Fuck that would be so much better than the actual films.
[deleted] · 141 points · Posted at 15:54:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
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stingray20201 · 13 points · Posted at 19:23:09 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Opposite of the revenant then?
LeadfootYT · 1 points · Posted at 19:56:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Still bears though.
Back2Bach · 115 points · Posted at 15:27:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Gone With The Wind
It's about people rebuilding their town and their lives in the aftermath of a Category 5 Hurricane's direct hit.
flying_shadow · 10 points · Posted at 17:53:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd watch that.
stingray20201 · 5 points · Posted at 19:25:21 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I feel like you could make it as good as the actual movie within the same timeframe
mytherrus · 1 points · Posted at 19:36:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That actually sounds like a great movie and I'm 60% sure one like it exists.
rodneyabcd · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:36 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u7UG6n5100 Close enough.
ThirdFloorGreg · 1 points · Posted at 02:06:04 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Or the dust bowl.
austinjfischer · 1 points · Posted at 02:51:14 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Gone With The Wind 2: New Orleans
BustergunFIRE · 345 points · Posted at 15:08:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Die Hard.
It is now about the dangers of autoerotic asphyxiation. It is starring David Carradine.
Anastik · 31 points · Posted at 16:51:37 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
With an uncredited Thai hooker as his co-star.
_Radiant · 15 points · Posted at 16:57:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I wonder how much that movie would cost to make.
ebimbib · 41 points · Posted at 17:28:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
In my experience, about 500 baht plus the cost of a camera.
thedreamlan6 · 1 points · Posted at 21:06:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Source? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ebimbib · 1 points · Posted at 21:32:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Walk down pretty much any street in Thailand as a single dude and you'll have a crash course in prostitutes' pricing schemes thrust upon you whether you want it or not, no matter how many times you say "No, thanks." They're nothing if not persistent.
HeeveHo · 1 points · Posted at 19:17:08 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Atleast I didnt get my nose bit off BY A SAIGON WHORE!
doom_monger · 1 points · Posted at 21:07:07 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thai hard
LordJimsicle · 1 points · Posted at 21:07:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thai Hard
MasterFubar · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Actually, I've read somewhere that the Thai police came to the conclusion it was a ladyboy who did it. Lifting his body to hang him would require too much strength for a woman.
SupremeSupercows · 2 points · Posted at 08:30:55 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Die hard in other terms could be about dying with a boner
BustergunFIRE · 2 points · Posted at 08:52:07 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
thatsthejoke.gif
EmptierHayden · 1 points · Posted at 19:59:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I thought that said David Cameron. I was a little concerned.
loosefred · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
About a man who overdoses on viagra
SirSirob · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:35 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
INXS soundtrack
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:26:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection
Fighting it while he's watching internet porn
About to meet his death with an erection
My God, what I mean is David Carradine jacking his penis
In front of his tripod choking his own neck, what part you don't get
I'm saying I die hard
[deleted] · 269 points · Posted at 15:35:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Pulp Fiction
It's about a guy who works for an orange juice company. He discovers that the pulp in the juice isn't really pulp, it's a drug that's part of a government conspiracy to keep the people drugged and complacent. He tries to tell the people, but he gets labeled as a conspiracy theorist. He get discovered by the government and, after a 30 minute chase, is forced to drink the OJ. The movie ends with him in line at Best Buy to buy a new game for his XBOX.
NuclearJesusMan · 84 points · Posted at 16:03:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
With some minor reworking, this would actually be a decent idea for a film.
aeriis · 19 points · Posted at 19:22:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
i'm always on board for a quirky movie that has a ridiculous premise.
KnightlyPotato · 2 points · Posted at 00:07:39 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Has that 1984 type vibe.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:09:14 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lol no it wouldn't. It'd be an absurdist comedy at best and failed satire at worst. I'd still watch it though.
AdmiralAkbar1 · 31 points · Posted at 16:18:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
But it'll have to be made by Brits, since they're the only ones that can make dystopian movies this depressing.
wubalubadubscrub · 22 points · Posted at 18:21:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
But wouldn't it have to be called "Bit Fiction" then?
Metalworks13 · 18 points · Posted at 16:11:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That kind of sounds like Soilent Green
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 16:16:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I was gonna go with "Pulp is People!" but it was too close to that.
przemko271 · 3 points · Posted at 20:00:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
What's up with "x is people!"?
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 20:05:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
From Soylent Green:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAFA-hamZ0
CoffeeDoctors · 1 points · Posted at 20:35:15 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
A spoiler so big people forgot that it was a spoiler.
przemko271 · 1 points · Posted at 09:07:08 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Didn't watch, could you elaborate?
CoffeeDoctors · 1 points · Posted at 16:53:35 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Soylent Green (1973) movie was about "a densely overpopulated, starving New York City of the future. NYPD detective Robert Thorn (Charlton Heston) investigates the murder of an executive at rations manufacturer Soylent Corporation." It turns out they put the people into what everyone used as a cheep food source, Soylent Green. The ending was the detective being carried away and seen as a crazy man yelling "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! ITS PEOPLE!"
Or so I remember. I haven't watched it in a while.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 17:32:14 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
With a little bit of 1984 and Invasion of the Body Snatchers mixed in.
TessaValerius · 1 points · Posted at 03:40:22 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
We should work in some They Live, too.
topcircle · 11 points · Posted at 21:49:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Starring OJ Simpson
GhostBear53 · 7 points · Posted at 17:20:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yours is much better than mine: dude works at OJ factory and switches the containers for the pulp and non-pulp varieties.
AColdBruceky · 0 points · Posted at 00:06:02 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I like yours better, it's less cringey.
Dima_Parachute · 7 points · Posted at 19:18:24 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't get the bit with the Xbox. Is that one of those trendy cryptic endings?
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 19:20:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
After he drinks the OJ, the drug kicks in and he becomes complacent. Waiting in line to buy an XBOX game is what the rest of the drugged sheeple do and he joins in.
Dima_Parachute · 6 points · Posted at 19:41:12 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Like how entertainment is used to dumb people down and distract from what's happening, to the point where people know who broke up with who in Hollywood or what game comes out in a year but have no clue about the events that take place in their own city?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:05:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yep, just like that.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 17:29:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
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NuclearJesusMan · 3 points · Posted at 18:39:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
HERESY
zanderkerbal · 3 points · Posted at 01:36:02 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's the plot, to kill off all the pulp-drinking heretics.
NosyEnthusiast6 · 1 points · Posted at 00:30:08 on June 22, 2016 · (Permalink)
PULP IS THE MEAT OF THE ORANGE
ILIKEFUUD · 2 points · Posted at 04:11:37 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of Clockwork Orange.
Waters_bass · 2 points · Posted at 17:13:41 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sounds like 1984
[deleted] · 91 points · Posted at 15:36:37 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Blazing saddles. It's about a a bunch of stoners on horseback enjoying their last summer as college students.
PM-ME-JPN-ZR · 23 points · Posted at 19:18:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Blazzles 2: Dude, Where's My Pony?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
yes1
[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 19:00:55 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
10/10 would watch
zyphelion · 3 points · Posted at 23:31:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Starring, Seth Rogaine and James Falco.
impingainteasy · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:56 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't know why, but that's hilarious.
hmmgross · 85 points · Posted at 15:24:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Silence of the Lambs: a lonely farmer gives in to the temptation of beastiality only to give in to much worse in order to keep from being exposed.
mightynifty · 50 points · Posted at 18:44:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think that's already a documentary film about the founding of Wales.
km_guerin · 2 points · Posted at 17:39:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Except for the "lonely farmer" part, that's pretty much Animalada in a nutshell.
AdmiralAkbar1 · 2 points · Posted at 22:24:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Animalada: set as a sequel to the George Orwell story Animal Farm,
SnowballNapoleon authorizes the creation and production of cars so all the animals can easily travel around the farm.ProudMeninist · 1 points · Posted at 01:29:50 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Snowball is kill tho remember?
AdmiralAkbar1 · 2 points · Posted at 01:37:43 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Shit, I meant Napoleon.
dongholio · 159 points · Posted at 16:18:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Matrix. It's an educational film on linear algebra.
Porrick · 29 points · Posted at 17:21:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Starring Laurence Fishburne as Gauss.
freakers · 1 points · Posted at 19:21:12 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thank you. I've been thinking about who the black guy in Batman v Superman was all morning. I recognized him from 21 but I couldn't remember his name.
karnoculars · 6 points · Posted at 21:30:35 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I never thought I'd see the day when Laurence Fishburne is recognized as "that guy from 21" and not motherfuckin' Morpheus.
freakers · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:27 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
O, I guess so. I was never a huge fan of the Matrix. When had probably first seen it I was a kid and it was just on in the background. Whereas I really enjoyed 21.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:14:23 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
FUCK YOU
MATRIX IS LIVE
freakers · 1 points · Posted at 01:21:19 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Okay.
electric_creamsicle · 9 points · Posted at 18:15:21 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
So it's the sequel to Stand and Deliver?
dongholio · 8 points · Posted at 18:20:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wasn't Stand and Deliver about a calculus test? Wouldn't a prequel be for pre-calc? Or as I like to call it, "Sum of All Fears"?
TheKlNG · 2 points · Posted at 10:00:00 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
He didn't say prequel though?
dongholio · 1 points · Posted at 12:50:20 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I know, I caught that after the fact. I'm terrible with reading comprehension during work hours because I usually have reddit in the background and I only glance at it periodically. It can make for some awful misinterpretations, from time to time.
Vorthas · 2 points · Posted at 18:01:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd watch it.
Nevuary · 71 points · Posted at 16:05:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Wolf of Wall Street
Estranged by his pack, a lone wolf wanders the big city in search of a friend
SeedFreedom · 14 points · Posted at 18:41:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I could see this as a disney cartoon similar to zootopia.
Dexaan · 8 points · Posted at 21:14:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's not a lone wolf, it's a loan wolf
TheKlNG · 1 points · Posted at 10:01:51 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
sprays my can of "Disney B Gone" in your direction
TheKlNG · 1 points · Posted at 10:02:19 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
sprays my can of "Disney B Gone" in your direction*
fading_stars · 1 points · Posted at 14:36:22 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Get out.
g3istbot · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
sounds like a Miyazaki film.
badly_behaved · 52 points · Posted at 16:07:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Toy Story
A scholarly documentary-type look at the history of sex toys across time and place.
arctos889 · 83 points · Posted at 18:22:02 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Still stars Buzz and Woody.
SomeRandomUserGuy · 24 points · Posted at 19:23:38 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You are a sad, strange little man.
lucaspucassix · 10 points · Posted at 20:29:28 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
YOU.
ARE.
A.
TOY.
bornfrustrated · 1 points · Posted at 02:01:32 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Rule 34
MicMagnetic · 14 points · Posted at 21:16:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You got a friend IN me.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 18:29:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's a kids' movie, so how about the history of kid toys?
perfectvelvet · 7 points · Posted at 18:40:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's not how Reddit works. ;)
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:41:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lol ;)
slightlyaw_kward · 2 points · Posted at 21:00:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's not how reddit works, either.
DuckNamedChuck · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lol ;)
itman290 · 158 points · Posted at 15:19:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Dark Knight.
A drama about a black man who finds himself in England during the middle ages and his strife of trying to earn enough respect to become a knight.
its_not_appropriate · 83 points · Posted at 15:24:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There actually is a movie with this (general) plot. It stars Martin Lawrence, it's a time travel comedy, and it's horrible.. Edit: I believe it's called 'Black Knight.'
NuclearJesusMan · 30 points · Posted at 15:53:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's basically a horrible reimagining of Mark Twain's A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT.
AmeriCossack · 17 points · Posted at 16:18:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mark Twain? Don't you mean MARK TWAIN?
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 17:56:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I remember a 90s kids movie called "A Kid in King Arthur's Court"
NuclearJesusMan · 1 points · Posted at 18:05:21 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That was another adaptation of the Twain novel, with Rudy from The Cosby Show, and Michael Gross as King Arthur.
. . .it sucked.
BlatantConservative · 1 points · Posted at 18:37:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Huh, someone should make that into a real movie though.
Its one of my top books of all time.
Adddicus · 1 points · Posted at 21:02:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Someone did
Dryus · 20 points · Posted at 17:38:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Fuck you that movie is a classic
MicMagnetic · 1 points · Posted at 21:14:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
"KING I'M SORRY"
BoilerMaker11 · 18 points · Posted at 18:31:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Take that back
eroticdiscourse · 14 points · Posted at 16:56:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I liked that movie :(
lost_james · 1 points · Posted at 19:13:02 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
So this was not an accident?
g3istbot · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
As a kid I loved that movie for some reason. As an adult? I'd still watch it if it shows up on basic cable and I don't have anything else to do.
SplashBandicoot · 1 points · Posted at 00:23:36 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Horrible? I think you mean amazing.
impingainteasy · 1 points · Posted at 05:04:08 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think that was the joke.
Koyomix · 1 points · Posted at 18:29:18 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I would pay to go see this movie.
MovkeyB · 3 points · Posted at 19:15:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265087/
TheThunderCrack · 1 points · Posted at 21:19:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
"~Tis but a flesh wound!"
filled_with_bees · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:24 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
'tis only a scratch
The_Meatyboosh · 1 points · Posted at 12:04:06 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Change black man to blind man
FuckCazadors · 84 points · Posted at 15:26:24 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jaws
A day in the life of an Orthodontist.
Mattxy8 · 8 points · Posted at 17:41:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Starring Stu from The Hangover
rockidol · 2 points · Posted at 19:38:18 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jaws, a day in the life of that one Bond villain
CrowdScene · 1 points · Posted at 19:39:28 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd much rather watch a documentary about Richard Kiel, the best James Bond henchman.
KingOvHell · 1 points · Posted at 20:14:18 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jews
A day in the life of an Orthodox
sechswithchad · 127 points · Posted at 15:22:35 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Inside out.
It's a horror movie about poeple mysteriously turning up dead, with their bodies inside out.
distopiandoormatt · 22 points · Posted at 15:59:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's the machine Jeff goldblum invented. Sorry to spoil it.
Porrick · 19 points · Posted at 17:19:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
He really Cronenberged everything up right there.
happy_felix_day_34 · 22 points · Posted at 18:35:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Or a porno about anal prolapse.
Political_Prostitute · 7 points · Posted at 00:17:39 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Either way I can still jack off.
NNJAxKira · 1 points · Posted at 21:15:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why not both?
carpy22 · 3 points · Posted at 18:59:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's a Ramsay Bolton biopic.
SpoonOfDestiny · 1 points · Posted at 19:08:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Too soon.
darthdonuts · 2 points · Posted at 19:16:27 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
definitely one from the r/dreadfort
Tyranid457 · 3 points · Posted at 19:00:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd watch that! Imagine if it came out in the 1980s and was directed by John Carpenter or David Cronenberg!
It'd follow a scientist or a detective or a reporter or something as they try to follow the trail of a creature or something...it'd be awesome!
EmptierHayden · 1 points · Posted at 20:05:28 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
1! Group of dancing people, covered in blood, gore and glop!
Just one sniff of that fog and you're insiiide out! It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read a-bout!
SFXBTPD · 1 points · Posted at 21:22:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It turned inside out, and exploded.
HEYdontIknowU · 179 points · Posted at 15:50:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Space Jam
Michael Jordan enlists the help of the Looney Toons to make the best damn fruit spread in the universe. It's out of this world.
Mrthereverend · 86 points · Posted at 17:36:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Come on and SLAM!
Let's make some some cherry JAM!
xcmt · 33 points · Posted at 18:21:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
HEY YOU
MAKE SOME COMPOTE TOO
St_Too · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:36 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
BLIN
actualmigraine · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:38 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
No-Pulp people in the house, let's go!
NuclearJesusMan · 1 points · Posted at 18:39:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
*Looney Tunes
Tsquare43 · 40 points · Posted at 16:55:37 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
28 days later, is now about a woman wondering if she missed her period
stingray20201 · 14 points · Posted at 19:29:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
28 Weeks later, sequel, same woman, now coping with the fact that she is pregnant with a bastard son
SplashBandicoot · 6 points · Posted at 00:27:08 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
28 years later and she's divorced her daughter doesn't speak to and her best friend is a muppet.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 03:36:43 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
hahahaa
AdmiralAkbar1 · 76 points · Posted at 16:47:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There Will Be Blood is an educational video on the menstrual cycle.
Anchorman is the story of a superhero who fights people with his magical anchor, granted to him by Neptune himself.
The Hateful Eight is about eight people and their struggle to overcome their anger management issues at group therapy. Gets nominated for an Oscar for best original screenplay, but doesn't win, to the chagrin of many.
The Notebook is a horror film about a group of teenagers who find an old occultist's notebook in the floorboards under an abandoned house. However, someone (or something) wants it back, and it's following them...
Mad Max is about the protagonist's struggle to continue his daily life after being diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles would be a little children's educational film on the different kinds of the titular vehicles. Beat out The Hateful Eight for best original screenplay.
War of the Worlds is a documentary on Hitler's rise to power, Japanese expansionism, and other causes leading up to WWII.
Back to the Future is the story of a stalwart executive whose refusal to adapt to new technology slowly drives his business into the ground.
idiot_speaking · 14 points · Posted at 17:32:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I really liked your take on Hateful Eight. It could be an incredible movie in the hands of a competent director.
Guesticles_ · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
This take of Hateful Eight made me re-imagine Anger Management as it would be directed by Quentin Tarantino.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:10:48 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think the script would make or break that imo.
Melstar1416 · 10 points · Posted at 20:13:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
These are actually solid ideas. Props to you man
AdmiralAkbar1 · 2 points · Posted at 20:22:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thanks!
BenevolentBeseecher · 3 points · Posted at 20:50:47 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
"The Notebook" - The American version of "Death Note"
NuclearJesusMan · 143 points · Posted at 15:58:28 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
FUNNY PEOPLE: A film that does not star Adam Sandler and Jonah Hill.
[deleted] · 19 points · Posted at 16:05:36 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
lmao
PurpleDeco · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
ayyy
thebiggestandniggest · 27 points · Posted at 18:58:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:31:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
WEED JOKE huehuehuehuehue GAY JOKE huehuehuehuehue.
Kapowdonkboum · 3 points · Posted at 20:29:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I like the plot
mumkeyjones · -2 points · Posted at 17:32:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Watch The Wolf of Wallstreet.
Ckarini · 2 points · Posted at 17:51:55 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why? I mean, I like that movie, but how does it apply right now?
Onomatopoeiac · 5 points · Posted at 17:53:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jonah hill makes funny jokes in it
mumkeyjones · 1 points · Posted at 18:18:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jonah Hill is funny as fuck in it dude
NuclearJesusMan · -5 points · Posted at 18:40:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm sorry your sense of humor is broken.
NuclearJesusMan · 0 points · Posted at 17:53:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
. . .Jonah Hill was in that movie, but I still don't get how that applies.
JawTn1067 · 36 points · Posted at 15:13:07 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jurassic Park. A thrilling and heart warming journey of a group of elderly patients in a hospital and their shenanigans.
hablomuchoingles · 9 points · Posted at 18:57:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Place it in Switzerland so people won't get offended by the title.
Soranic · 1 points · Posted at 08:58:22 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sounds like the plot of Bubba Hotep.
c00lst0rybr019 · 37 points · Posted at 17:25:12 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Finding Nemo
One blind cyclops' quest for vengeance against the anonymous man who tore his sight away
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 17:26:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That sounds intense. I'd see it.
c00lst0rybr019 · 1 points · Posted at 04:13:42 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Rated R
hablomuchoingles · 2 points · Posted at 19:02:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I actually had to use google to understand this reference.
[deleted] · 62 points · Posted at 15:20:16 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lord Of The Rings - Now reimagined as a Romcom, starring a picky wife-to-be, causing her boyfriend to scour the lands in search of the perfect wedding ring.
She ends up falling "accidentally" into a volcano
SuperFreakonomics · 11 points · Posted at 15:37:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm sure there's some Bilbo-Gollum and Frodo-Gollum fanfiction out there
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:01:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I've seen freaking BilboxSmaug, I wouldn't be surprised.
sysadminbj · 7 points · Posted at 15:55:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
So the sequel to Joe vs The Volcano then?
Dard_151 · 86 points · Posted at 15:09:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Shining
Literally a 6 hour documentary on the history of every way to shine every kind of shoe.
SuperFreakonomics · 46 points · Posted at 15:36:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Starring Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer, the shoe shine guy
Dard_151 · 7 points · Posted at 16:01:20 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The overly charismatic shoe shiner
man_mayo · 3 points · Posted at 19:09:12 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Now go get your fucking shine box.
noxelius · 1 points · Posted at 23:51:07 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
With gorillaz?
Grimveldt · 1 points · Posted at 04:56:54 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
If they did it with a /r/Oddlysatisfying or /r/Artisanvideos angle I would watch the shit out of that.
LegendOfBobbyTables · 25 points · Posted at 16:03:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Terminator
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as middle manager in a large, faceless corporation. After meeting his dream woman, word comes down from upper management that he must fire her for misappropriation of office supplies.
neon_cabbage · 8 points · Posted at 19:42:02 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
This would actually be a neat movie!
That-nz-guy · 2 points · Posted at 20:20:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
get to da lunch roommmmm if you want to eattt
micknuggets · 1 points · Posted at 03:52:02 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
And his work visa relies on him keeping his job
Quaytsar · 1 points · Posted at 05:48:55 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Also works as an alternate title to Up in the Air.
KingTomenI · 1 points · Posted at 10:33:53 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Get Ooout!
1117ce · 25 points · Posted at 18:56:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Avatar
Make it about avatar the last airbender. Always thought it would make a good movie.
cobblebrawn · 10 points · Posted at 20:29:14 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't understand how no one has picked it up yet. There's so much cinematic potential!
Petta_Potta · 9 points · Posted at 21:04:04 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
A great director like Shyamalan should direct it.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 21:53:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
And the twist would be that it's actually a shitty movie.
impingainteasy · 2 points · Posted at 05:09:47 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oh shit, maybe it was all on purpose and he fooled us all!
procrastiwriter · 2 points · Posted at 10:17:58 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
this should be top comment
littlez0005 · 3 points · Posted at 23:37:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
the Earth king has invited you lake Laogai
_d0pe · 3 points · Posted at 04:34:51 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I am honored to accept his invitation
mattishere31 · 25 points · Posted at 16:30:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, etc:
A series of documentaries about all the different types of saws a lumberjack keeps in his shed. "Here is Saw number 4, the handsaw..."
TDKong55 · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I hear that voice being Swedish, for some reason.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:45:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I am a sweedish plumber
TDKong55 · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
"You just ran through the front door?" "Yeah, but I had to check a bunch of closets first."
bornfrustrated · 1 points · Posted at 02:03:50 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
We have that on PBS in the mornings. It's actually not bad.
earthismine · 22 points · Posted at 16:26:09 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Fault in Our Stars-- it's about two astronomers trying to figure out which stars are better than the sun, so that we can use them as a source of energy once the sun 'burns out'.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:14:46 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
It'd be a great alternative title to Sunshine.
NuclearJesusMan · 42 points · Posted at 15:46:04 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
FLETCH: The heartwarming tale of an arrow maker, and his struggles for success.
GHOSTBUSTERS: After a freak accident, 80's musician and actor Buster Poindexter finds himself in the afterlife. . .and finds an unlikely friend in the spirit of physical comedy legend Buster Keaton.
A ROOM WITH A VIEW: After months of scouring the classifieds, a man finally finds the perfect apartment, with a view of the New York skyline. The film is literally three hours of him gazing out of his bay window, smiling.
JAWS: A documentary in three parts about the mandible, and the many different varieties found across several species.
TRAINSPOTTING: Gary Busey stars as Dotty, an underground graffiti artist known for painting polka dots on locomotives.
yanroy · 6 points · Posted at 20:10:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd love to watch that Ghostbusters
GatorGladiator · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
A ROOM WITH A VIEW (improved): After months of scouring the classifieds, a man finally finds the perfect apartment, with a view of the New York skyline. The film follows the man as he interacts with the variety of things, situations, and people he sees from his window. (Might be better as a sitcom)
r1364l · 18 points · Posted at 16:14:57 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Now you see me- a man jumping in and out of frame saying now you see me.
mariepon · 12 points · Posted at 16:36:47 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's John Cena!
Pineapplechok · 8 points · Posted at 20:59:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
🎺🎺🎺🎺
przemko271 · 3 points · Posted at 20:06:55 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
But, you can't see him.
CakeAndDonuts · 17 points · Posted at 17:01:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Kill Bill
It is now a semi-biographical tale about the state of American politics and changing or enacting laws.
itsfoine · 13 points · Posted at 15:56:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
James Bond: The World is Not Enough
Astronaut James Bond is unsatisfied with his life on Earth and embarks on a journey to see what more the universe has to offer
electric_creamsicle · 7 points · Posted at 18:23:32 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
So Moonraker?
SomeRandomUserGuy · 1 points · Posted at 19:36:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
"What's he doing?"
"I believe he's attempting re-entry"
NosyEnthusiast6 · 1 points · Posted at 00:35:31 on June 22, 2016 · (Permalink)
chhrk "The name's Bond..." chrk
chrk "James Bond." chrk
reallydontgiveashit · 14 points · Posted at 17:20:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
2 Fast 2 Furious
A biopic about my sex life.
PM-ME-JPN-ZR · 1 points · Posted at 19:19:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
So Cast Away with wanking then?
its_not_appropriate · 13 points · Posted at 16:02:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Looper: A triumph of the human spirit about one woman's journey to become the world's foremost expert on knitting and crochet.
Spikezillian · 11 points · Posted at 20:21:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Super Mario Bros
It's about 2 plumbers, Mario and Luigi, heading off into the depths of the Mushroom Kingdom to save Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser the koopa king. On their way they will fight Goombas, jump to great heights, and drop flagpoles.
blue_at_work · 11 points · Posted at 15:41:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting - A tight-knit group of outdoor sportsmen seek to improve the image of the American Gun Enthusiast by touring the country and putting on hunting events that raise money for young leukemia patients.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:15:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Best answer in the thread.
GenesisAD · 13 points · Posted at 16:04:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mad Max.
The story of Max who got wrongly accused of murdering his wife so he plays crazy and instead of going to prison he goes to an asylum and tries to escape. Will he succeed? Who knows.
Goc100 · 4 points · Posted at 20:32:08 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That sounds really good.
-Q24- · 1 points · Posted at 07:12:28 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Check
Check
Check
this is a tweaked shutter island
Pariahdog119 · 10 points · Posted at 15:59:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Serenity
A group of friends find peace and tranquility at a Buddhist temple run by a professional sex therapist.
brickmack · 9 points · Posted at 17:30:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wait, thats not what its already about?
bornfrustrated · 1 points · Posted at 02:04:36 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Whoa, dude.
Pariahdog119 · 22 points · Posted at 15:57:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lolita
An early biopic of Dolores Umbridge.
mariepon · 23 points · Posted at 16:36:04 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm very uncomfortable.
km_guerin · 7 points · Posted at 17:58:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
She was like Voldemort, only with nobody to kill her.
xHikari23 · 10 points · Posted at 17:06:20 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Iron Man
A documentary on how a man got into the ironing business and became successful. Started out in a small ironing shop, expended rapidly and became an international success.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:16:55 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Alternatively it's a prequel to The Wizard of Oz.
ARasool · 10 points · Posted at 18:32:15 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Wire: Going through the events of when the telephone was discovered/invented.
Prometheus: The historical events of the Gods who kept themselves away from man, but one God wanted to be mortal.
Iron Man: A man who's body was tortured in POW concentration camps, and came out victorious leading all prisoners to their escape.
The Notebook: Journey through the mind of an 8 year old who's crush is a lonely widow in the 1800's with a dark past. She's an evil spirit looking for a body to get into the future.
bowyer-betty · 11 points · Posted at 15:52:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Taken. It's about a guy who is in a not-so-happy monogamous relationship with a rich old lady who has promised to leave him everything provided he stays faithful. Then he meets his soul mate...
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:16:33 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
No way this movie doesn't exist yet but it sounds pretty neat.
Tsquare43 · 8 points · Posted at 17:02:09 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Weekend at Bernies - now a drama, the pivotal weekend at Bernie Sander's home where he decides to run for President
raytrace75 · 7 points · Posted at 15:37:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Goodwill Hunting
It's about 19th Century Colonial-Enland era lion hunter who also does some pro-bono work.
3885Khz · 4 points · Posted at 22:38:36 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Or rummaging around thrift stores for that one illusive item.
things2small2failat · 2 points · Posted at 03:53:46 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
...elusive...
3885Khz · 1 points · Posted at 13:03:15 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Not what I typed, but autocorect liked it better this way.
things2small2failat · 2 points · Posted at 15:18:08 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
One Autocorrect to rule the mall
One Autocorrect to fine gems
One Autocorrect to blame then haul
And in the park let's buy them.
283leis · 8 points · Posted at 23:21:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Snakes on a Plane
Its an educational movie about geometry taught by talking snakes.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:23:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Nice
marioman78 · 7 points · Posted at 00:06:01 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
James Cameron's Avatar.
3-and-a-half hours of James Cameron creating an online character and persona.
TheMonotoneDuck · 14 points · Posted at 16:23:18 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
While you were Sleeping.
Each time a man goes to sleep, he wakes up with less and less memory, which it turns out is because the Sandman is jealous of human life and is attempting to commandeer this man's. The man now has to sleep as little as possible or risk having his life taken (literally) by the Sandman.
(No correlation to the Neil Gaiman comics, I'm talking about some other version of the sandman)
brainiac3397 · 5 points · Posted at 16:48:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Taxi Driver.
A comedy about a newly-arrived immigrant who becomes a taxi driver and ends up dealing with all sorts of wacky encounters like hippy assassins, corporate pacifists, stoned cops, and political prostitutes after picking up his first fare.
bornfrustrated · 1 points · Posted at 02:06:56 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
That could totally work as a "day in the life" movie. Just 24 hours. Wait, that's been done.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:17:31 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Or an exciting action movie with Tom Cruise as a hitman.
Tsquare43 · 6 points · Posted at 16:59:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
War of the Roses - two competing florists are in a race to grow the best and brightest rose in the UK
derpyisbestmuffin · 3 points · Posted at 23:15:55 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That sounds like a history channel show
CloverLeafKeef · 11 points · Posted at 16:35:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Now you see me
Instead of it being about magic, it is a drama/comedy about the police trying to catch and clear the streets of serial flashers in local parks
DoogieHoogie · 13 points · Posted at 17:02:20 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Zootopia
Just another normal day in a furry convention, full of overweight neckbeards wearing fursuits and fantasizing about what'd they do to each other on the bed, as they all mimic the sounds of the animal they're dressed as through their suffering lungs.
Ayit_Sevi · 0 points · Posted at 18:46:57 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
but what does the guy dressed as Nick Wilde say?
ImTheNewSauceBoy · 5 points · Posted at 17:30:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lethal Weapon.
A Manhatten Project / Atomic bomb historical flick
AnalogPen · 6 points · Posted at 18:15:18 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jaws is now the events of Moonraker through the eyes of the villain Jaws.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 08:19:02 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd love a Jaws origin story to be fair.
LabesofAexonia · 5 points · Posted at 20:22:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Star Trek: Washed-up celebrities from an 80's tv series making their way to a convention for their now burnt-out series get stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, presumed dead, they have to make their way back to civilisation whilst battling each other's egos.
Star Trek Into Darkness: The same as the above but in the Arctic circle during the endless night
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 16:29:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mad Max: Fury Road.
Government employee experiencing road rage on a monday morning on the I-10W going toward Downtown Los Angeles.
Skippy8898 · 1 points · Posted at 17:08:02 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I've visited LA a couple of times and it is pretty brutal.
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 19:02:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
So, it's Falling Down?
Then what happens to Falling Down?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:18:35 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
I considered that before posting. I realized that Falling Down is about more than just his experience in traffic. I love that movie:)
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:07 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
It's kinda like a chain reaction that begins with the traffic jam, although anything could've set him down the movie's path.
coolrulez555 · 6 points · Posted at 17:24:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Make 21 jump Street about 21 people jumping on trampolines in the middle if the street
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:18:36 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Or it's about 21 gang members preparing to jump some bandit called Street.
zinco96 · 4 points · Posted at 19:01:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Con air. Its now a documentary about the conair brand of hair products.
MacDoesReddit · 2 points · Posted at 23:19:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
And somebody threatens a stuffed bunny with a hair dryer. Starring John Egbert.
Jewish-Reptillian · 3 points · Posted at 19:09:35 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Talladega Nights: A vampire stalks the townsfolk of an Alabama town.
Picturesonback · 3 points · Posted at 21:40:17 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Brokeback Mountain
After a debilitating riding accident, Jack Twist is sent to the world-renowned Brokeback Mountain Physical Therapy Center.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:21:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
A heartwarming story about overcoming the odds
natelyswhore22 · 4 points · Posted at 21:51:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Things We Lost in the Fire is about insurance fraud. "Oh, we definitely had a closet full of fur coats..."
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
lmao
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 22:00:11 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Godfather.
It's about some kids godfather.
Raccooninmyceiling · 4 points · Posted at 22:47:28 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Anchorman, the world's heaviest hero.
sadlyecstatic · 4 points · Posted at 23:44:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
No Country For Old Men - a documentary examining the deficiencies of the Medicare and social security systems
izzvlogs · 3 points · Posted at 15:30:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
500 Days of Summer is all about 500 cumulative days of summer in Alaska.
Kantina · 3 points · Posted at 15:54:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Predator: Marsha's thoughts turn to revenge after a particular bad night on Tinder.
Adsy101 · 2 points · Posted at 07:36:19 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!
dannybear_ · 3 points · Posted at 18:34:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Iron Giant. A documentary on the construction of the Eiffel Tower
Jourdy288 · 1 points · Posted at 03:38:23 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
That sounds pretty cool, especially if they reveal that the tower can fly at the end of the movie.
angel_of_death369 · 1 points · Posted at 05:43:00 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I always knew it could fly! Damn aliens
rockidol · 3 points · Posted at 19:43:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
No Country for Old Men - A society that leaves the elderly to die like Sparta did with their weak babies. Only now the old men have returned.
No clue what the women are up to though.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:20:19 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
They all die during childbirth anyway.
Singularity2soon · 3 points · Posted at 20:22:47 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Watchmen is now about a zany group of night time watchmen at a tech cooperate head quarters.
nwest0827 · 3 points · Posted at 22:52:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Harry Potter, a story about a young wolf boy who just loves playing with clay but unfortunately is too embarrassed to sell his pots because of his insane amount of body hair
LilithAkaTheFirehawk · 3 points · Posted at 01:29:17 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
A guy obsessed with Shakespeare goes on a wild goose chase to find his missing brother.
awesome_fighter · 3 points · Posted at 01:50:14 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Shutter Island. It's about a photography competition that happens in an Island. The goal is to shoot a tiny, fast, and rare bird. Contestants are only allowed to use film cameras, if anyone uses up the entire film without successfully shooting the bird he or she will get killed. If someone wins, all the others lose a finger for every photo left in their film. The prize is $100 million.
distopiandoormatt · 4 points · Posted at 16:01:30 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Aliens: The Donald trump biographies
Blanket80 · 1 points · Posted at 11:31:16 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
'Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!'
laterdude · 2 points · Posted at 15:46:38 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting
A grandfather leaves his last will & testament in the pocket of his checkered blazer. The family mistakenly donates all his clothes to Goodwill after his death then when they discover there is no will, they remember what he wore that day he left the lawyer's office.
Their quest takes them to Goodwills far & wide until Game 7 of the NBA Finals, when they finally find grandpa's blazer.
Kantina · 2 points · Posted at 15:52:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Romancing the Stone: Kathleen Turner get quite a surprise when she rocks up to Michael Douglas's hotel bedroom and finds him in bed with her diamond.
level92wizard · 2 points · Posted at 16:33:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Inside Out - I think you know what it's about! ;)
CakeAndDonuts · 3 points · Posted at 17:05:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Prolapsed anuses?
level92wizard · 3 points · Posted at 17:09:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
This guy gets it...hopefully not literally
brickmack · 3 points · Posted at 17:32:02 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oh, oh, oh, oh my god
level92wizard · 1 points · Posted at 17:33:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Don't act like you wouldn't watch it!
brickmack · 1 points · Posted at 17:37:22 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thats not how the song goes
kosembnihat · 2 points · Posted at 16:57:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Inside Llewyn Davis is now a porn.
katievsbubbles · 2 points · Posted at 17:22:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
It is about a nice family.
DiZMort · 1 points · Posted at 18:55:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You mean Dear Zachary?
katievsbubbles · 1 points · Posted at 20:26:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yep, sorry. Edited. :)
c00lst0rybr019 · 2 points · Posted at 17:28:12 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Finding Nemo
One blind cyclops' quest for vengeance against the anonymous man who tore his sight away as told from the point of view of his father, Poseidon.
One_Huge_Skittle · 2 points · Posted at 17:38:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There Will Be Blood:
A man is suddenly introduced to a daughter he didn't know he had and he has to raise her by himself. Oh yeah, and she is on the cusp of puberty.
angrybluechair · 2 points · Posted at 17:44:57 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
lord of the rings the two towers.
now about the leader of the the terrorist groups that carried out 9/11.
Nihilmius · 2 points · Posted at 17:53:12 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There will be blood - A educational movie intended to explain periods for when the children reached puberty.
Edit: formating
nliausacmmv · 2 points · Posted at 18:17:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Contact (1997). Dr. Ellie Arroway can only see out of one eye because that stupid fucking lens always pops out or slides around to the side and fuck damn it's irritating!
boss902902 · 3 points · Posted at 18:38:30 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Nineteen Eighty Four
It's a documentary of all the important events that occurred in the year 1984, like a year in review.
Ayit_Sevi · 2 points · Posted at 18:47:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sleeping Beauty
Just an hour and a half of watching a girl sleep
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Directed by Andy Warhol?
drewm916 · 2 points · Posted at 18:55:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
A rowdy American football team that lives on a giant wooden ship, along with every animal species known to man.
alksreddit · 2 points · Posted at 19:05:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Django Unchained
A man left his dog Django on the backyard without a chain and now he gets to discover the world around him freely.
kittenautopsy · 1 points · Posted at 04:35:53 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
This one make me breathe air out of my nose quickly.
Archaetorrhi · 2 points · Posted at 19:07:36 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
A two hour epic of Jason being Born(e).
boxofstuff · 2 points · Posted at 20:17:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Shaft
It is a reboot of Robin Hood.
1ucas · 2 points · Posted at 20:38:04 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bulletproof Monk
Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way of bullets.
NocturnalToxin · 2 points · Posted at 21:29:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lord of the Rings. The technology of Cock Rings becomes so advanced that men now no longer have any need for women. As an unintended side effect, the population drops. In an effort to save the world, a group of women attempt to destroy the cock rings, once and for all.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:21:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
lmfao that actually doesn't sound like a bad porn parody
_e_e_e_ · 2 points · Posted at 21:33:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There Will Be Blood
the story of a cutter
queenofspoons · 2 points · Posted at 21:51:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Finding Nemo It's now about someone going on an epic quest to find Captain Nemo and the Nautilus in the depths of the ocean.
Pirate_Coop · 2 points · Posted at 22:24:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Hurt Locker. A teen in high school tries to escape the lifestyle that is bequeathed to him by his abusive/strict parents, as well as, his classmates who label him as a misfit. Hides in his locker in between classes dealing with depression.
1RedHouND1 · 2 points · Posted at 22:29:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Man of Steel
A documentary of the life of Joseph Stalin (Stalin means "man of steel")
OryxsLoveChild · 2 points · Posted at 22:31:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Titanic.
The complete life story of Mandingo.
TheGame_Geek · 2 points · Posted at 22:33:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Warcraft
Documentary on how blacksmiths made weapons in the middle ages
GatorGladiator · 2 points · Posted at 23:15:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jurassic Park: A film about a park in a suburban area, where all the dinosaurs that died in the confines of the park return to life at night. Hilarity ensues when the townspeople have to care for the beasts, while keeping the authorities off their tails.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:17:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Tropic Thunder
A David Attenborough doco on weather patterns along the equator
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:22:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
12 Angry Men
12 men cause a riot after their team loses the final. The riot causes the government to start doing drone strikes on the city
lurgi · 2 points · Posted at 23:28:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Fast and the Furious - Two rival sprinters train for the Olympics. Only one can win...
WeaverofStories · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:28 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Captain America: Civil War-A documentary on the Civil War and it's effects on the American image.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:30:35 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Taken.
A rom-com featuring Adam Sandler and Kevin Bacon, getting into all kinds of shenanigans, all because of a girl, a bet, and a wild night in Vegas!
allthephrasing · 2 points · Posted at 23:46:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lord of the Rings.
Documentary about sequoia trees.
plotrcoptr · 2 points · Posted at 23:54:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Freddy Got Fingered.
A double amputee boy gets ready for a life-changing surgery that would transplant both hands from a recently deceased donor.
SunburntPigeon · 2 points · Posted at 00:03:17 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Gone in 60 seconds.
A docu-biography flick, following Nicholas Cage and his trials and tribulations at eating competitions. Specifically focusing on the skill of consuming a full trifle in under a minute.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 00:18:43 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:22:33 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think it would work better as a movie about a heart donor's heart being lost on the way to the recipient. They have 2 hours to find it before it becomes useless.
lazarus870 · 2 points · Posted at 01:19:42 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Goodfellas - a group of boy scouts fight for who gets to carry groceries or walk old ladies across the street
Doctor_Crossing · 2 points · Posted at 01:28:50 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Captain America: Civil War - Abe Lincoln dons a costume and fights confederate troops.
CAKE_EATER251 · 2 points · Posted at 01:34:07 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Freddy Got Fingered. Freddy and his boys plan an elaborate heist and make off with the goods. After everything cools down, the heat turns up for Freddy after one of his accomplices turns out to be a Fed. Can he figure out who set him up and silence him, or does he forsake his dreams and hard work to live a life on the lam
Whybthr · 2 points · Posted at 02:04:45 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oceans 11 - 11 ft. Of sea level rise is about to cause all the major cities in America to be underwater. NASA tries to send astronauts underwater to fix it, but Bruce Willis convinces them they don't know anything about drilling, so they have to bring him and his team in to save the day.
Polish_Potato · 2 points · Posted at 03:22:26 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Goodfellas
It's a documentary about the NY pizza place.
WoobidyWoo · 2 points · Posted at 09:33:48 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Not mine, but I remember an old buddy saying that he went into Million Dollar Baby expecting a wacky inheritance comedy.
16bitgamer · 5 points · Posted at 17:02:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Dark Knight.
Now a pretentious, rather dull, foreign movie that critics love until a disgruntled movie-goer points out on youtube that the entire point of the movie is that it gets dark at night and the script writer is a poor speller.
Rumbledore9 · 4 points · Posted at 16:01:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Schindlers List
Schindlers wife makes him a list of seemingly imaginary items such as capers, kale seeds, and seedless avocados and the poor man is sent on an adventure of browsing each isle 30 times before admitting defeat and asking the employee.
But wait!!! The employee has no idea and he is faced with the option of disappointing the lovely lady who licks his ween or give up his pride and ask some of the other people at the market for help.
End: he finds it and brings it home but it's the wrong brand
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Aisle*
Rumbledore9 · 1 points · Posted at 19:26:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You'll what?
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 19:32:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The correct spelling is aisle, not isle, in the context you were using it.
FUKOSTARFISH · 1 points · Posted at 15:27:29 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sexy beast; porno.
SurfacingPurpose · 1 points · Posted at 15:38:20 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Silence of the Lambs
Literally just a bunch of mute sheep.
captainmagictrousers · 2 points · Posted at 16:13:36 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Wizard of Oz
This documentary follows a year in the life of Ozzy Osbourne's drug dealer, nicknamed "The Wizard" for his ability to make drugs "magically" appear at any time or place.
Iamnotburgerking · 1 points · Posted at 16:14:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Jurassic World
Dinosaurs escape and take over planet
Abrazombie · 1 points · Posted at 17:17:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Harry Potter- Simply, Harry making some pots (and possibly some goblets)
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:29:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Even better, a middle-schooler goes to a pottery-making class.
reallydontgiveashit · 1 points · Posted at 17:22:22 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy
It's a fucking pirate movie. Anchor's away!
Porrick · 1 points · Posted at 17:25:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Naked Lunch:
Anything you like, really - I have no idea what it was about the first time around.
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 19:05:14 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There were two problems with the title of that film.
Seriously, it's about an exterminator inhaling his own pesticide and going on some stoned trip talking to human sized bugs.
Porrick · 1 points · Posted at 20:34:24 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's the literal plot, but not really what the film is about. It could be about drug abuse, mental illness, repressed homosexuality, recently-liberated homosexuality, gun safety, the creative process, or just the issues that arise from proximity to alien anus typewriter insects.
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 20:39:20 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There are still two problems with the title
Porrick · 1 points · Posted at 20:40:55 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
That part I don't dispute.
Mark3h194 · 1 points · Posted at 17:28:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Get hard:
The uplifting tale of Dean Mitcham, who, after beginning to suffer impotence as a result of his high stress, high pay job, is told to take some time off in the countryside to get his mojo back.
Initially he struggles, but then he meets Millie Jones, a small town girl who loves nature, life, and painting. Dean begins to fall in love, quits his old job as a lawyer, and finally gets hard.
Sequel: Get Harder.
Dean discovers Millie has a twin
slightlyspaced · 1 points · Posted at 17:31:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Four Lions.
A darkly satirical Lion King spin-off...
hablomuchoingles · 2 points · Posted at 19:05:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Would it be darker than the original?
GengarAllenPoe · 1 points · Posted at 17:37:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Westworld
A documentary about how life is like in the western part of the world.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:47:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Moneyball: The underground match fixing rings running the major leagues of baseball and the GM who is making millions off his team because of it.
Silveya · 1 points · Posted at 17:56:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Resident Evil
Make it a Resident Evil 1 live action movie
NuclearJesusMan · 1 points · Posted at 18:10:34 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You really don't understand the question, do you?
Silveya · 1 points · Posted at 18:13:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
You really don't understand the context of my comment, do you?
NuclearJesusMan · 1 points · Posted at 18:35:28 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The topic is make up new and funny summaries for movies based on the title. You just said Resident Evil should be a Resident Evil movie. Fuck your low effort shitpost.
Silveya · 1 points · Posted at 19:54:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The comment corresponds to the topic. Didn't change the name of the title but the movie is actually based on the original game and not some degraded hollywood crap. Apparently you're the one who doesn't understand the topic well enough because every post here according to you must be funny to your standards. Fuck your inferior ways of thinking. Learn how to actually understand things.
NuclearJesusMan · 1 points · Posted at 18:03:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
THE HANGOVER: Louie Anderson stars as a man who can't get his new pants pulled past his belly.
AVATAR: The story of a young man agonizing over the decision of which 60x60 .jpg to use on his favorite message board.
SHAFT: A biopic about the Chilean coal miners that were trapped by a cave-in.
THE LAST STARFIGHTER: The tale of a starfighter so inept and poorly-trained, he only gets to enter the battle after literally every other starfighter gets picked.
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON: Emma Peel and John Steed prepare to throw a birthday party for their new friend, Ultron. Only one problem. . .they can't remember how old he is.
DrInsano · 1 points · Posted at 18:05:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Lord of the Rings: A psychological horror film that starts off innocently enough. A woman meets and falls deeply in love with a man, and before too long he proposes to her and gives her a glorious ring. Things go south, though when he introduces her to his "family", a group of 6 other women who all seem to look similar to her. To make matters worse, she's been locked into a cabin with the rest of these women, and quickly realizes that they all have the same ring on. Things really get bad when one of the women displeases him by accidentally dropping a tray of bread onto the ground, and he tells her that he can't have that, and must take back her ring. The poor girl screams and cries and begs to keep it, but then we see him taking the ring and leading her outside and behind the nearby woodshed where she's never seen again. The remaining girls finally gather up the courage to run away, and he chases them to a nearby steel mill where he falls off the railing and into a pot of molten steel to his demise. The remaining girls then take their rings off one at a time and cast it into the smelting pot... Or at least, that's what we see. In the stinger, 6 months later, we see the main girl go up to a guy and introduce herself, only... she's wearing the ring.
Misterpeople25 · 1 points · Posted at 18:14:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Fly, a charming documentary about a paraplegic working to get his pilot's license and learning to love life again.
goldie2222 · 1 points · Posted at 18:20:30 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Gone in 60 seconds: A documentary about the most successful doughnut shop in town
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:21:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Good Will Hunting: a notoriously frugal man hears about the opening of a Good Will in Times Square, the biggest Good Will ever. He and his best friend road trip to Times Square and spend weeks hunting for the best bargains New York has to offer
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:26:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Bad News Bears: a documentary on the melting of the ice in the Arctic, and how it's affecting polar bears.
Deadpool: a realistic-fiction movie about an empty swimming pool and the other things the residents of a small town used it for.
simply-simple · 1 points · Posted at 18:33:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Harry Potter.
It is an endearing story of a young boy establishing his dreams to become the world's best potter.
gmacWV · 1 points · Posted at 18:33:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Wolf of Wallstreet.
A serial killer slowly begins to pick off all the elite traders on Wallstreet, but makes them look like accidents. One man witnesses one of the murders and spends the film trying to convince the world that he isn't crazy. He finally convinces the media, only to have them idolize the killer as a working man's hero going up against the evils of the banking industry.
The killer, emboldened by the media support and a growing number of supporters, begins to grow bolder in his crusade. In the climax of the movie, he's caught and sent to trial. The credits begin to roll as people riot in the streets and demand his freedom. Just before it cuts to black, a bomb goes off and levels the New York Stock Exchange. The people in the streets go silent and watch in horror as a pillar of smoke rises into the air.
The last shot is the protagonist crying as he watches the news coverage.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:17:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd enjoy that more than the original. That kind of sounds like Money Monster but more awesome.
Foxy_Red · 1 points · Posted at 18:33:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Departed is a ghost story.
alittlederp · 1 points · Posted at 18:51:09 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Gone With The Wind: as the climate changes extreme weather conditions become more and more frequent. In this disaster thriller drama comedy an outspoken climate scientist must fight to convince the faceless bureaucracy that doom is coming to the city while also trying to maintain a balance between work and life and try to relate to his angsty teenage step-daughter. All before the city is blown away by the most outrageously unrealistic windstorm in the history of wind.
thermobollocks · 1 points · Posted at 18:52:40 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Dirty Dozen
When an ordinary man discovers bundles of heroin packed inside of eggs, he has to avoid DEA agents who think he's dealing along with cartel enforcers who want their product.
hablomuchoingles · 1 points · Posted at 18:53:09 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The trouble urban blacks and hispanics have with writing essays in high school
Minority Report
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:54:04 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
lulz
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:01:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Green Mile - one man's effort to improve and beautify his lonely stretch of street in a run down section of Detroit.
Saving Private Ryan - a documentary about the troubles of a vet returning from the war in Afghanistan to the US.
kimedog · 1 points · Posted at 19:12:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Braveheart, a story of 2 best friends, 1 in the hospital waiting for a heart transplant as the other friend comes in every day to tell him a story of a fantastical adventure they will have after friend #1 gets a new heart.
Emergentleman · 1 points · Posted at 19:14:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
"Spice World"
A documentary on the history of the spice trade of cinnamon, turmeric, ginger and pepper between the east and west.
Gator196 · 1 points · Posted at 19:14:15 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Anchorman- Will Ferrel makes anchors for ships, the whole movie is just Will Ferrel making anchors, and chilling
Tsquare43 · 1 points · Posted at 19:18:08 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Meatballs - the story of an Italian chef and his quest for the perfect meatball
bufford_tannen · 1 points · Posted at 19:18:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Space Jam
it's about a jam floating in space.
Quilled · 1 points · Posted at 19:19:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Rob has had his Ford Galaxy since 1959. His best friend Jim has been shotgun since then. Now the car is about to hit 200.000 miles driven. Rob and Jim decides to take a country-wide road trip from Seattle, Washington to Miami, Florida in its celebration. What could possibly go wrong?
Coming this summer, the future ultimate road-trip comedy that everyone will talk about: Guardians of the Galaxy!
Tsquare43 · 1 points · Posted at 19:20:58 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Red Dawn - The love story of a Soviet era meteorologist and his turnip farming girlfriend
apostasism · 1 points · Posted at 19:22:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Martian
Marvin the Martian is stranded on earth trying to find a way home
TheHornyToothbrush · 1 points · Posted at 19:23:47 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Kingsman: The Secret Service
It's about the governments involvement and work to protect Elvis Presley.
A_Smith22 · 1 points · Posted at 19:26:57 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Need for Speed
The daily life of a drug addict day dreaming an entire franchise
WraithCadmus · 1 points · Posted at 19:27:07 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Vanilla Sky - The next film in the Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs franchise.
PM-ME-JPN-ZR · 1 points · Posted at 19:28:17 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Carlito's Way : we follow Pachanga and Benny Blanko as they hike through the Puerto Rican countryside following the ancient trading route known as Carlito's Way. There is still lots of shooting, drugs and nightclubs.
Tsquare43 · 1 points · Posted at 19:28:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Howard's end
the story of one man's epic journey to the proctologist
Random2232 · 1 points · Posted at 19:30:48 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
50 shades of grey.
The most boring movie about grey paint ever.
PM-ME-JPN-ZR · 1 points · Posted at 19:32:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: 2 friends visit the zoo and see the tigers, then they go to the reptile house but the lizards are behind big bits of wood so they can't see any of those. They go to the cafe and eat cake and drink tea then they go to look at the elephants and antelope. They see someone they know and say hi. They go to look at gorillas get shot in the face and when that becomes a downer they think the crocodiles will cheer them up but it's all down hill from here. Hilarity ensues.
cinnawaffls · 1 points · Posted at 19:33:22 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Halloween: A heart-warming, coming of age film about an 8 year old Russian boy named Vladmir who moves to Sleepy Hollow, New York during the month of October and learns about the famous holiday, makes some wacky friends, goes on some kooky adventures, tries to make the best costume for his elementary schools "costume contest", and ultimately learns the true meaning of Halloween. Starring Macaulay Culkin as Vladmir
FallingUpwardz · 1 points · Posted at 19:35:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ice age, a few rough and tough gangs battle it out for all the ice they can dream of
NoblesseOblige3 · 1 points · Posted at 19:36:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The last airbender
Its just a black screen for 2 hours straight.
rockidol · 1 points · Posted at 19:36:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Dr. No
-A sequel to Yes man but with a villain this time.
Fail_Panda · 1 points · Posted at 19:37:43 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Godfather. It's about a guy taking care of his friends son.
ViridianKumquat · 1 points · Posted at 19:38:37 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Snakes on a Plane is an inspiring story about one serpent and his life-long dream to become a pilot.
rockidol · 1 points · Posted at 19:39:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Halloween
A groundhog day style movie where someone has to have the perfect Halloween, and prevent the boogeyman from killing everyone.
rockidol · 1 points · Posted at 19:40:38 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Batman Begins - A documentary about the making of and rise in popularity of Batman
rockidol · 1 points · Posted at 19:41:08 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There Will be Blood - the story of the Red Cross.
rockidol · 1 points · Posted at 19:42:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
28 days Later - A year without a February causes a lot of confusion.
showmeurknuckleball · 1 points · Posted at 19:43:56 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Day After Tomorrow -
See what becomes of a man who wakes up every morning to discover that - you guessed it - it's the day after tomorrow
TheDemon_Inside · 1 points · Posted at 19:46:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
X-Men
The story of Bruce Jenner.
bbennett108 · 1 points · Posted at 19:46:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
DUMB AND DUMBER: a documentary of the current US presidential election.
SPACE BALLS: the first pornographic movie filmed entirely in space.
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: A troubled man is forgiven for fatally stabbing a relative of Bernard Shaw.
12 ANGRY MEN: a documentary about a dozen guys with severe anger management problems.
THE GODFATHER: A coming-of-age story about a young boy and his godfather, whom he sees only once or twice a year.
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST: An avid bird watcher creates Icarus-style wings.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS: A documentary about stereotypes and profiling.
remorse667 · 1 points · Posted at 19:47:53 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Inside out - A 2 hour porn movie. I'll let your imagination run wild on this one
Finding Dory - 4 idiots go on a quest to find a ____ (man-eating animal, psycho, serial killer) named Dory in his/the ____ (cave, abandoned building, ocean)
haffbaked · 1 points · Posted at 19:49:17 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
There will be blood.
Actually ends up having a good amount of blood throughout the film.
ccricers · 1 points · Posted at 19:54:38 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bruno - A documentary about the artist/performer Bruno Mars.
Independence Day - A family comedy centered around a 4th of July barbecue.
Casablanca - Alternate history action-drama about the first Latino US president.
DenieD83 · 1 points · Posted at 19:54:51 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Fifth Element: A oscar winning documentary on Boron
AlgerB · 1 points · Posted at 19:55:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Fast & The Furious. It's now about a raging, coked out cook at a fast food joint.
KangaLeagueIndian · 1 points · Posted at 19:57:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Inglourious Basterds - now basically the northern section of the plot of Game of Thrones.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:58:09 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Iron Sky.
Scientists must find a solution before the atmosphere turns into solid iron.
chrisbattle · 1 points · Posted at 20:01:41 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Twister
The prequel to Footloose where Ethel McCormack (Ren McCormack's mother) escapes from her all-girls reform school to see Chubby Checker in concert in Chicago. She meets his father during what was supposed to be a 1-night stand and, after a 3 month whirlwind romance in the Windy City, he skips town when he finds out she is pregnant
MisunderstoodPenguin · 1 points · Posted at 20:06:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Star Wars. Stars are actually sentient beings who use their mass to control the ebb and flow of the universe and how life forms. Bigger stars are trying to bully the Sun because it has created the least advanced sentient life, and we as humans travel across the milky way trying to recruit bigger and more powerful stars to stop other galaxies from ripping ours apart. We encounter other alien races who live harmonically with their stars and have advanced technology so they can actually house themselves inside of their suns and derive energy directly from it's core. Together, we form an alliance to banish the rogue destructive stars to the edge of the universe and task them into expanding it infinitely until the end of time, as punishment for their arrogance. The sequel, Empire Strikes back, revolves around these rogue stars becoming neutron stars, forming a coalition and trying to bring about the collapse of the universe by bringing their entire mass to the center all at once.
montrealcowboyx · 1 points · Posted at 20:12:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The assassination Jesse James coward Robert Ford
...shit
TinySassQueen · 1 points · Posted at 20:12:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Finding Nemo Except now it's more like Waiting for Godot and Nemo never existed and is just a figment of Marlin's imagination because he feels guilty about his family dying
himynameischip · 1 points · Posted at 20:17:00 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
School Of Rock
Dwayne Johnson is a vice principle in a poor inner city high school populated by rebellious teens. After the principle dies, he takes over and shows these kids just what The Rock is cooking.
Edit: A word
canarchist · 1 points · Posted at 20:23:17 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Independence Day
Is now a cringey coming-of age movie about 28-year-old Stuart finally committing to moving out of his parents' basement. Stuart has a Fine Arts Degree in History of Cartoon Art, three unpublished graphic novels based on a completely unmemorable super-hero in a dystopian post-apocalyptic steam-punk world based on the Amish, and has worked his way up to an assistant manager position in an off-brand coffee shop (where everyone after 6 months probationary time is an "assistant manager"). Stuart learns the hard way that taking his computer doesn't mean that the internet stays connected when he turns it on in his new place, that no-one will take his clothes from the bedroom floor and wash them, and that the fridge does not magically restock with Diet Pepsi and Pizza Pockets. Stuart also learns that there are girls and bad people in the world, but his mother is no longer hovering over him to protect him from their evil influences.
AwesomeTrinket · 1 points · Posted at 20:24:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Foodfight!
It's now actually about two grocery stores who compete to have the better food.
Eagleras · 1 points · Posted at 20:27:06 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lord of the rings, the fellowship of the ring - a group of jewellers set up the most successful ring makers in the world.
Lord of the rings the two towers - having usurped their competition as king of the jewellery world, the gang expand their business to two new high rise office spaces in New York.
Lotr the return of the king - the previous jewellers regain their status as in fighting and greed leads to the fall of the fellowships empire.
p2p_editor · 1 points · Posted at 20:29:08 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Star Wars: The streets of Hollywood run thick with blood as rival factions battle for control of the Screen Actors Guild
glittergirl10778 · 1 points · Posted at 20:32:52 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
50 Shades of Grey is a movie about a man trying to paint his office grey, but he can't decide what shade of grey. He then goes to _______ (insert name of local hardware store) and buys 50 paint cans in 50 different shades of grey. We then watch him paint his wall each shade one at a time until the very last shade, which is perfect.
Frozen: the entire world is frozen and the protagonist has to unfreeze it using his wits and faithful sidekick
justahicks · 1 points · Posted at 20:36:27 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Twister.
Now it's about a bully whose main form of torture is twisting nipples.
Badger-Overlord · 1 points · Posted at 20:36:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The little mermaid but now it's about how Brian Jones ended up dead in a swimming pool.
famous_unicorn · 1 points · Posted at 20:39:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.
It's now about my love life.
Emanon_401 · 1 points · Posted at 20:51:13 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The breakfast club. It's about a waffle that murders people by bashing their heads in
BobisBadAss · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:47 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Troy . . . , Michigan
indiankuttiya · 1 points · Posted at 20:54:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Deadpool
A serial killer goes on a rampage where kills people and throws their bodies into his swimming pool
inksmudgedhands · 1 points · Posted at 20:58:25 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Man of Steel: The bio pic of Andrew Carnegie about his beginnings as a poor Scottish immigrant to a newly minted American steel tycoon. Starring Iain Glenn during his tycoon days.
Lando4Peace · 1 points · Posted at 21:03:54 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Fargo
A native American warrior is banished from his tribe after he is wrongly accused for raping the Chief's daughter. He must survive the wilderness alone, and prove to his tribe that he is innocent.
thedreamlan6 · 1 points · Posted at 21:04:14 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Green Mile. Now an infection epidemic thriller, where Taco Bell receives the blame for a worldwide diarrhea outbreak.
KingLeonidatass · 1 points · Posted at 21:08:39 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ant-man
A story about a transgender man who is trying to complete his hormone therapy transition into a woman, suddenly has to take care of her brother's, who has been killed in an accident, two kids
Obvious_Troll_Accoun · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Pirates of the Caribbean, a group a con men start stealing from the banks of the very rich.
SDMF91 · 1 points · Posted at 21:14:22 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mad Max
it's about a guy who has, like, a REALLY bad day at work so Shut the hell up Carol and bring me a beer and make dinner
RebeccaRegicide · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:10 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Perks of Being a Wallflower becomes a tale about floral print wallpaper and all of the things it witnesses.
Born2dodishes · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:49 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Leaving Las Vegas.
Nick Cage buys a plane ticket and goes back to LA.
NysonEasy · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:30 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Scent of a woman:
An oppressed woman triumphs against the lingering olfactory impacts of bacterial vaginosis.
NippleBuddy · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:45 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Empire Strikes Back: A movie about the War of 1812.
donald_cheese · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:03 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Die Hard : a movie about a cop called Diana who has a great sense of humour.
GHUltimate · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:59 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
alternately, a movie about a man who, if he ever gets hard, dies
idk I'm tired
ductyl · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:27 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Man on Fire.
It's now a movie that takes place on June 10, 1963 outside the Cambodian embassy in Saigon.
TenchC · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:44 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Total recall, it's now about leaving voicemails after trying to contact someone
RDDemon · 1 points · Posted at 22:58:57 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Forrest Gump
It's now about a wizard that lives in the Forest, and can't run very well.
g3istbot · 1 points · Posted at 23:03:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
A mid 2000s Teen Drama/Comedy about three High School girls who have recently transferred to a new school. We follow their journey as they deal the burden of making new friends, dealing with cliques, and other typical teenage drama fluff. Along the way there will be some laughs, a few cries, but most importantly - we'll all learn something about ourselves.
RECOGNI7E · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ground hog day:
Bill Murray stars in a movie where winter end 2 weeks early.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:22 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Rats of Tobruk
An insight into Tunisia's rat plague
DomDevil81 · 1 points · Posted at 23:25:33 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Conjuring
MAGICIANS
ThatCK · 1 points · Posted at 23:34:42 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Green Mile
The story about a really big gardening project, and the man who no one thought could do it.
speghettiwestern · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:05 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Taxi Driver
A documentary about yellow cabs revolting against Uber in NYC.
BoltWire · 1 points · Posted at 23:37:23 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Day After Tomorrow.
It's about a Saturday Morning and dreading the "day after tomorrow".
speghettiwestern · 1 points · Posted at 23:49:31 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
All The President's Men
Turns out Nixon was homo
BrunoJacuzzi · 1 points · Posted at 00:00:49 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Swingers: It's a porn. Raging Bull: It's a porn. Puss in Boots: It's a porn. Deep Impact: It's a porn. Free Willy: It's a porn. Shaft: It's a porn. Snatch: It's a porn.
I could do this all day :)
VengefulBitchQueen · 1 points · Posted at 00:19:49 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Godfather.
It's a sensual Italian porno about a young man that falls in love his his goddaughter, and how they run off to start a family in New York.
OneGoodRib · 1 points · Posted at 00:23:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Finding Nemo - a partly fictionalized account about the man who created the newspaper comic Little Nemo in Slumberland.
OllieZ · 1 points · Posted at 00:31:14 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Forrest Gump
A man overcoming his disability... No
A man's inspirational story of becoming ping pong champ... No
Vietnam War... No
The long journey of running across the United States... No
Hmmm, he's done it all.
Triquetra4715 · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:05 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
A bunch of dogs just kicking around a man-made lake, doing dig stuff.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:04:05 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Lion King- A story about the life of Walter Palmer and his life after killing the lion as he gains rapid respect and glorified game in the underground poaching world.
bornfrustrated · 1 points · Posted at 01:12:45 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
They Live. An incredibly average family doing incredibly average day to day things. More or less the meta story of HIMYM.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:31:07 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Schidnlers list
A top assasins wife was murdered. He's got a few enemies but has compiled a list of top suspects to hunt down.
rainbowdashtheawesom · 1 points · Posted at 01:37:24 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
X-Men: Days of Future Past.
Reveals the lives of transexuals before and after their surgeries.
zanderkerbal · 1 points · Posted at 01:38:33 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Iron Man. A sports story about the Iron Man Triathlon.
zcole83 · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:42 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Once upon a time in Mexico. Scene one. Take one. Now Lolita I need you to put on this sombrero (with an extra tall pointy center and veil draped around the edge) and go get your Prince Charming. Exterior of dressing room middle of frame. Donkey tied to a post with a dashing part in his hair. Young servant boy fluffing. Fat nasty director sitting in fold out set chair. Greasy hair with a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to reveal a stained wife beater smoking a cigar looks at his watch and yells through his cupped hands action.
arkroyale048 · 1 points · Posted at 01:40:44 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
IP Man - the misadventures of a network engineer.
columbus8myhw · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:29 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Life of Pi. Guess.
MarsNirgal · 1 points · Posted at 02:03:58 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Sound of Music: A biopic of Beethoven.
My Fair Lady: A man rents a call girl so she will go to fairs with him.
Men in Black: Gang-banging Tyrone.
flannelcoupons · 1 points · Posted at 02:45:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Little Miss Sunshine- A documentary about conspiracies relating to antidepressants and the pharmaceutical industry.
FrostLoop · 1 points · Posted at 02:56:23 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Butterfly On A Wheel: A stirring account of how a kid collects butterflies and clips them onto his bicycle wheels.
Jeremopolis · 1 points · Posted at 03:02:22 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Deadpool, horror movie about a pool where people die
keithybabes · 1 points · Posted at 03:05:04 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Groundhog Day: A documentary about a day in the life of a groundhog.
FingerBangYourFears · 1 points · Posted at 03:07:04 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Pacific Rim
Thirty-six hours of recording the shore of the pacific ocean.
andyd273 · 1 points · Posted at 03:13:51 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Watership Down - an airplane is on in its way to drop is load of water on an out of control forest fire, when it experiences electrical problems and crashes in the path of the fire. The injured pilots have to run before the fire until they can be found and rescued.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:33:46 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
{Inception}
A man using stolen semen to impregnant women to have hundreds of children....
The whole plot is about him juggling multiple families at any given time until he disappears, putting children into womens lives, mysteriously and then vanishing.
And in the end it turns out the semen was stolen from the women's old (single) high school crushes, and most of them fall in love and get married. The discovery of the biological fathers leads them to meet.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:38:11 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
x-men
a documentary about a group of male-to-female transexuals
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:53:52 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Deep in an underground ice cave in the south pole, Edward could just taste the future glory he will bask in. After discovering a archeabacterium which had its genetic code made of a simpler sugar structure that was more abundant 3 billion years ago, he finally pinpointed the origin of the species a decade of research later. Ron, on the other hand, was more skeptical about this theory, and was thinking, as he's boringly following Edward, about the hot chocolate he'd be sipping on once they go back home.
But the specimen they found frozen instead, was completely unexpected.
The doors to the past
A mystery
An answer
GotMyOrangeCrush · 1 points · Posted at 03:54:15 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Tangled
The gripping tale of a network cable installer held prisoner in the tower of a medieval castle who can only earn his freedom by properly installing a structured cabling system.
things2small2failat · 1 points · Posted at 04:05:31 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
In a futuristic 21st-century era, crop blight on Earth has made hop farming increasingly difficult, and one man leaves Manchester to track down the fabled Belgian location of the last dregs of frothy golden brew. This man is...
Interstellar.
Gazatron_303 · 1 points · Posted at 04:24:42 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Watership Down:
A Chinese produced film about a US warship being sunk by Somali pirates...
Pyroscoped · 1 points · Posted at 04:38:48 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay A gripping dramatisation of real events, depicting the unlawful detention of two innocent men suspected of terrorism in a post 9/11 world, an exposé of the acts of terror conducted by the bush administration overall and on the island prison itself, in the name of 'freedom'.
RoninSherwin · 1 points · Posted at 04:47:35 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Harry Potter
A dyslexic's life, about his large amount of hair, and his hobby of pottery.
OrnsteinSolaireChild · 1 points · Posted at 05:17:57 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Need for Speed: A film about a man's crippling addiction to Methamphetamine, and how his family tries to cope. The man overdoses and dies in the end.
angel_of_death369 · 1 points · Posted at 05:41:06 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Antman, he is a man who turns into an actual ant after a huge accident and he must survive as an ant but get help
N-Droid · 1 points · Posted at 05:45:18 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Martian
Marvin meets Tweety
Hanko_m8 · 1 points · Posted at 05:52:15 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Lord of the rings is now gay porn
r2devo · 1 points · Posted at 06:02:30 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oceans 11
The mysterious tale of a group of unfortunate cursed travelers and a mermaid in a fantastical world on the back of an island turtle, searching for solutions to their various curses in the mythical atlantis type civilization.
eddmario · 1 points · Posted at 06:51:08 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Spaceballs is now a porno filmed in space
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:53:38 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Death of a Salesman An insight into America's health system and how working class citizens are dying from small complications
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 06:55:03 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Hunger Games A documentary about Food Shortages in Africa
Adsy101 · 1 points · Posted at 07:44:21 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Small Soldiers - a heartbreaking collection of child soldiers' stories from Africa over the last half-century.
Adsy101 · 1 points · Posted at 07:48:43 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Fahrenheit 451 - scientists attempt to design a new infrared thermometer using the temperature of a burning A4 sheet of paper as a reference
SupremeSupercows · 1 points · Posted at 08:40:38 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
World war Z is about a world war based one million years in the future and one guy has to prevent a total nuclear shutdown that destroys mankind but he fails and goes into deep space and the entire solar system is blown to oblivion and he is the last man left and the only other living body in the whole galaxy is his two pet dogs one is a boy one us a girl leaving hope for dogs but not man.
Girthzilla27 · 1 points · Posted at 09:40:29 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Brokeback mountain:
Two gay horses fall down a mountain
somali_pirate · 1 points · Posted at 09:41:19 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
The dark knight rises. The struggles of a black man in medieval times.
sciamatic · 1 points · Posted at 10:11:50 on June 21, 2016 · (Permalink)
Children of Men
The feel good mpreg movie of the summer.
...that's actually what I originally thought when I first saw the poster. Turned out to be a great movie! But. You know. Not about mpreg.
MagocraticEmpire · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:23 on June 22, 2016 · (Permalink)
Broke Back Mountain
The story of rail workers building a train line through a tough and dangerous mountain pass.
dasherbrake · 1 points · Posted at 12:09:18 on June 22, 2016 · (Permalink)
No Country for Old Men. In a dystopian future where resources are running low, a law ordering the death of all men over 50 is imposed.
dasherbrake · 1 points · Posted at 12:21:20 on June 22, 2016 · (Permalink)
Triumph of the Will. An epic fantasy story about a hero overcoming overwhelming odds. Set in the Greco-Roman era.
AdinM · 1 points · Posted at 12:51:49 on June 26, 2016 · (Permalink)
Iron man
Its now about a college fraternity grad who wasn't able to get a job in his chosen career. He can't repay his education loans and is going to have to declare bankruptcy. However his grandma dies and he inherits a downtrodden dry cleaning business which he has to turn around to pay off his debt before the end of the month.
bcassalino · 1 points · Posted at 15:30:26 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
American Pie.
Just a friendly movie about a bunch of Americans making pie.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 17:17:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
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ParrotChild · 0 points · Posted at 17:45:18 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Dirty Dancing Days of Thunder There Will Be Blood Beauty and the Beast
All these films are now about diarrhoea.
corneliay · 0 points · Posted at 20:36:19 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
School of Cock.
Oh Jesus that's kinky...
Addrian · 0 points · Posted at 22:58:46 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Charlie and the chocolate factory. Scat fetish club.
infamemob · -1 points · Posted at 17:59:01 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
Batman vs Superman It about a fat guy with a suit.
NuclearJesusMan · 3 points · Posted at 18:10:07 on June 20, 2016 · (Permalink)
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